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1. Smoked. [x]
2. Consumed alcohol. [x]
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. [X]
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. []
5. Kissed someone of the same sex. [x] My father when I was 2
6. Had sex. [x]
7. Had someone in your room other than family. [x]
8. Watched porn. [x]
9. Bought porn. []
10. Done drugs. [x] If weed counts
TOTAL: 7

1. Taken painkillers. [X] Only paracet
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine. []
3. Lied to your parents. [x]
4. Lied to a friend. [x]
5. Been to rehab. []
6. Done something illegal. [x]
7. Cut yourself. [X] I don't cut my selv, but yes I HAVE cut myself
8. Hurt someone. [x]
9. Been to a club. [x]
10. Seen someone die.[]
TOTAL: 14

1. Missed curfew. [] There has never been any form of curfew in my entire life
2. Stayed out all night. [x]
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. []
4. Been to a therapist. [X] The school nurse therapist
5. Snuck out of the house. [x]
6. Dyed your hair. []
7. Received a ticket. []
8. Been in an accident. [x] Probably
9. Wished someone to die. [X] Yeah, the Blink 182 drummer, but he just didn't die after that plane crash! ><
10. Been to a bar. [x]
TOTAL: 20

1. Been to a wild party. [x]
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade. []
3. Drank more than four beers in a night. [X] Only 4? I drink at least 6 bottles when I'm up for a roll
4. Had a spring break in Florida. []
5. Sniffed anything. [x] | I've snorted snuff
6. Wore black nail polish. []
7. Wore arm bands. []
8. Wore t-shirts with band names. [x] All the time ^^
9. Listened to rap. [x]
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD. [x] I'm ashamed of my past
TOTAL: 26

1. Dressed Gothic. [x]
2. Dressed prep.[]
3. Dressed punk. [x] Kind of
4. Dressed grunge. []
5. Stole something. [x] Lots of money, lots of beer/cider
6. Been too drunk to remember anything. [x] Sort of
7. Blacked out. [X]
8. Fainted. []
9. Had a crush on a neighbor. []
TOTAL: 30

1. Snuck into someone else's room. [] I'm not a stalker
2. Had a crush on your friend. [x] Female friends, sure
3. Been to a concert. [x] Motörhead! Hell, I'm going this year too
4. Dry-humped someone. []
5. Been called a slut. []
6. Called someone a slut. [x]
7. Installed speakers in your car.[]
8. Broken a mirror. [x]
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. [x] Yeah
10. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush. [] Dunno
TOTAL: 35

1. Consider/Considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. []
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater. [x]
3. Cruised the mall. [x]
4. Skipped school. [x]
5. Had surgery. []
6. Had an injury. [] No major injury
7. Gone to court. [x] With the school class, to observe the case
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. [] America is a miserable country! Waiters are fed by tipping? Come on!
9. Caught something on fire. [X] Sure
10. Lied about your age. [x] Probably
TOTAL: 41

1. Owned/rented an apartment.[x] I'm living in a condo
2. Broke the law in the police's presence. []
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf. []
4. Got in trouble with the police. []
5. Talked to a stranger. [x] Pretty often
6. Hugged a stranger. []
7. Kissed a stranger. []
8. Rode in the car with a stranger. [x] With Maria's dad giving me a lift home
9. Been harassed. []
10. Been verbally harassed. [x] Probably
TOTAL: 45

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online. [x]
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight. [x]
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. []
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight. []
5. Been to a fair. []
6. Been called a bad influence. [x] I am THE bad influence!
7. Drink and drive. [] I've rode a bike while being drunk XD
8. Prank-called someone. [x]
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. [x]
10. Cheated on a test. [x]
TOTAL: 51

TOTAL: 51

-If You... ]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/19668365/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/19668365/ Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:33:02 PDT (x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar(Habana Cigaros )
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (I saw a man getting stabbed to death when I was 11)
SO FAR: 6

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 8

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (If panodile counts I've been offered Heroin a few times, which is kinda same thing as Morfine)
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 18

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 23

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (Luckely, I didn't have any money)
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 27

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 28

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 28

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime(I've witnessed the crimes of my own and others, but I've never been asked to be a witness to anything)
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 29

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean(not really)
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 31

Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (Of course! This quiz is probably made by an American)
SO FAR: 33

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 36

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 38

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 40

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 41

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish D8
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 42

Level 22
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs(They would collapse if I tried )
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 43

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 46

Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/19224012/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/19224012/ Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:02:30 PDT

[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.(I don't cry twice a month either)
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you. (You're calling me an elephant?)
[\] People don't use you for something you have.(For cigarettes at times, but I get my share afterwards)
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 12

[x] You don't have a myspace.(Unfortunately, yes)
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.(It's the most rotten social network in history! Wonder why I am allowed to have it)
[x] You get allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal.(Headz lulz)
[x] You look forward to going to school/college.(Somewhat)
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school/college.
T 0 T A L: 18

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.(I'm not unhappy about it)
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.(Do I look like Darwin or Newton?)
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 21

[x] You know what is going on in the world.(The US is going to hell and it's dragging all the rest of us along)
[ ] You care about so many people.(Many? Some people yes)
[x] You are happy with your life.(It works)
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.(Rats, if they count)
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.(To more than 20, at least "
[x] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 29

29*3=87

87%

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy".

Feel free to rip this shit off!

]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/17866619/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/17866619/ Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:08:26 PDT

1) Name: Baldur
2) Name Backwards: Rudlab
3) Named after anyone: Nope
4) Does your name mean anything?: It means "Man"
5) Nick Name: Da1oh
6) Screen Name: Da1oh
7) Date Of Birth: April 22th
8) Place of Birth: Tòrshavn, Faroe Islands
9) Nationality: Danish/Faroese
10) Current Location: Oslo, Norway
11) Sign: Taurus
12) Religion: None
13) Height: About 170cm
14) Weight: 55 kgs
15) Shoe Size: 42, or 9 in US size, I think
16) Hair Color: Brown
17) Eye Color: Blue
18) What do you look like?: A dork
19) Innie Or Outie?: Innie
20) Right/Left handed?: Right
21) Gay Straight Or Bi?: Straight
22) Best friends: I don't have any best friends. Only friends ATM.
23) Best friend I trust the most? I don't trust ANYONE.
24) Best friends (Your sex): N/A
25) Best Friends (Opposite Sex): N/A
26) Best Bud(s): N/A
27) Girlfriend: I'm trying
28) Crush: None of your business, I'm afraid. I don't trust anyone.
29) Parents: Biological or dictators?
30) Worst Enemy: The sharks
31) Favorite Online Guys: None
32) Favorite Online Girls: Maria
33) Funniest Friend: AG, probably. He threw 114 snowballs at a fellow as a penalty for inappropriate behavior.
34) Craziest Friend: Steffen. I haven't met him in ages, but he IS fucked up!
35) Advice Friend: Probably Torgard, but he left DA.
36) Loudest Friend: Andreas
37) Person you cry with: What the hell?

Do you have.......

38) Any Sisters: Yup. Big sista.
39) Any Brothers: A step-piece-of-shit brother
40) Any pets: Rats!
41)A disease: Allergy
42) A pager: We're past the millenium
43) A personal phone line: I kind of let the person be in an uncomfortable silence, by waiting for them to figure something to say.
44) A cell phone: Nokia 3410! It should be at the museum!
45) A lava lamp: Yeah, she is inactive atm
46) A pool or hot tub: Nope
47) A Car: I walk or take the buss

Describe your...........

48) Personality: Kind, unconcentrated, Arguing gentleman
49) Driving: I will be test driving soon. I belive it will go a little bit SPEEDY!
50) Car or one you want: Dodge Viper
51) Room: contains toxins of bad breath, when I wake up!
52) Whats missing?: My guitar picks! >_< I always forget where I put them!
53) School: Good when there aren't too many sharks around.
54) Bed: Incredibly tidy, and DRY!
55) Relationship with your parents: With my father on the phone. Not specifically with my mom.
56) Believe in yourself: I do
57) Do you believe in love at first sight? There is no such thing. Love at first chat, sure.
58) Consider yourself a good listener?: Yes. I remember what people say, and I give them time to say what they have to say.
59) GASP! There's no question.
60) Get along with your parents: Not with my mom, or... She doesn't give a fack anymore.
61) Save your e-mail converstaions: Never. It's classified information!
62) Pray: Never
63) Believe in reincarnation: BAM! I'm dead! Everything is black. I no longer exist. That means no.
64) Like to make fun of people: Hell yes!
65) Like to talk on the phone: Not really
66) Like to eat?: Sure
67) Like to drive?: RIDE!
68) Get motion sickness: Never ever! I'ma be a speed freak when I grow up!
69) Eates of Broccoli: What the hell is wrong with broccoli? It tastes fine. I'm tired of listening to fat American kids complaining about the terrible experience of eating vegetables!
70) Eat chicken fingers wtha fork: Shut up
71) Dream in color: Yes, bright LSD dreams, sometimes wet too!
72) Type with your fingers on home row: ?
73) Sleep with stuffed animal: No animals in my bed

What is.......?

74) Right next to you?: A bottle of pepsi max
75) On the walls of your room: Posters, a lamp
76) On your mouse pad: Logitech
77) Your dream car: Dodge Viper
78) Your dream date: Chain-smoking, having something interesting to talk about, to watch a movie at the cinny that both en... ]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/17273954/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/17273954/ Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:53:04 PDT [ ] I think I'm ugly.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[/] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.(I can survive the way I am)
[/] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.(Not really but I've flirted with random girls)
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've got one scar.(A few)

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (To my mom, too many times. To my dad, none I guess. He's Christian and I only see him 2-3 times a year, so I behave)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[x] I have a sibling.(My sister)
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[/] Have a spoiled sibling(Only a piece of shit step-brother)

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.(Nada)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (5 days when I was sick I guess)
[ ]I've been on the Honor Roll within the last few years.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job. (When the tobacco machine is opened, there will be a razzia)
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Do home schooling.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (Lol was daily being used by me about a year ago)
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.(Disney's copyright policy makes me cry)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something intentionally.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public(Yup. Two years ago my pants tore apart in the middle of my crouch while sk8boarding... In the middle of a God damn sk8 park!)
[x] I fell down on my face.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.(No, I haven't been to Mardigarble)
[x] I've been to Europe. (I live in Europe)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country.
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (It's fun! Reminds me of when a girl grabbed me in my sack That's pain)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.(Last Saturday)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x]I've been in a play.(As the lightning guy)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ]I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi. (Ridden, driven? Applied a lift?)
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.(Like Torgard, I hate it! I have only seen a few seconds of it, and my first impression was "Wow, this movie is terrible!")
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.(I used to)

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee mor... ]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/16957292/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/16957292/ Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:26:16 PST Ripped by AxxO[NAT]

1) Are you in a complicated relationship?
No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
Of course

3) How many houses have you lived in?
We Actually have 2 houses and a condo!

4) Favorite candy bar?
Daim

7) Least favorite school subject?
Biology! I get straight F's for not writing those damn reports!

8) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Just one pair

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
Hahahaha! Are you suffering from brain damage or any other mental fractures?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
No

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.
Nicotine

12) Favorite genre of music?
Hard rock and stuff

13) What is your zodiac sign?
Taurus(The bull)

14) What time were you born?
April 22th, 1992 at 1pm

15) Do you like beer?
Only if it's ice cold

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
Nah

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
I don't have any CD's!

19) What are your favorite color(s)?
Lucky Strike Original Red

20) How many watches do you own?
None

21) Summer or winter?
Summer

22) Is anyone in love with you?
...

23) Favorite color to wear?
Black

24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Dunno

26) Where is your second home?
In a cardboard box

27) Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
3 counting the lava lamp

30) How many video games do you own?
Many ps2 and pc games, but they became fewer after the pirate bay

31) What was your first pet?
A cat

32) Ever had braces?
No, I will NEVER waste money on that shit! You look ugly, it's expensive(cost as much as a used car in good shape) and my teeth works.

33) Do looks matter?
I never judge people for their look, but I do enjoy making jokes of other appearances. I think people look best on their natural side, and not with a crap load of make-up and overly dyed hair with neon lamps, bling-bling and bermuda shit!

34.) Do you use chapstick?
Haha

35) What is your favorite subject in High school?
Subjects where we have sub-teachers to bother into misery!

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?
Hey hey heeey! Do the eagle rock, here to stay!

37) Are you too forgiving?
Errh dunno

38) How many children do you want?
Maximum 2, a boy and a girl

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
What?

40) Favorite breakfast meal?
Cheeseburger, Milkshake and a fag

41) Do you own a gun?
Two words: Sex pistol!

42) Ever thought you were in love?
I believe, yes

43) When was the last time you cried?
The time in Half-Life 2 Episode 2 when Alyx gets pierced from behind by that hunter thingy. I shed a tear

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
I was downtown, I think

45) Been to the Olive Garden?
Never

46) Have you ever called your teacher mom?
Yeah, to piss her

47) Have you ever been in a castle?
In an ex-castle, lain in ruins, yes.

48) Nickname?
Da1oh

49) Do you know... ]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/16209253/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/16209253/ Tue, 01 Jan 2008 15:08:59 PST
And a happy new year!
Wait...damn!

]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/16062874/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/16062874/ Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:44:20 PST Today is the day Jesus Christ was born... BLEH!

It was also the date Sir Lemmy Kilmister was born on!!!
Happy Fword Bday Lem! You rock!

First one to cap my 2000 pageviews as a deviation shall be greatly rewarded




Cheers!

]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/15803810/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/15803810/ Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:37:29 PST
are on our way to the Motörhead concert in spektrum at 19:30!!! It's gonna be awesome!!!

Motörhead! I'm a non-believer! Motörhead it's alright!


Rock on people!!

]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/15408032/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/15408032/ Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:06:38 PST

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) Meet Lemmy, Angus Young and Ozzy & co.
2.) Become a rock star.
3.) Being shot in the back by a shotgun and fall down in a water pool!

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Daioh
2.) Fug
3.) Fugent

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) neck twister
2.) Daioh
3.) Fugent

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) My john thommas
2.) My one-eyed snake
3.) My willy
4.) My Anaco... just kidding!

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) Uhm, Norwegian
2.) Faroese
3.) Danish?

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) The loud "Beep" sound on my computer when it hangs!
2.) When someone pretend they are gonna throw something at me.
3.) If I discover I got penile cancer!

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) Computer
2.) Internet
3.) Guitar

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) AC/DC tee
2.) A black glove
3.) Jeans

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Motörhead
2.) AC/DC
3.) Thin Lizzy or maybe Ozzy & co aka Black sabbath

Three Of Your Favorite Songs: (It's always changing.)
1.) Motörhead - Stay clean
2.) Black sabbath - Crazy train
3.) AC/DC - Let there be rock

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) Loyality
2.) Hanging out talking and doing fun things!
3.) Sex! What else?

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) I dislike when people are staring at me, except if a girl does
2.) I stutter a lot during conversations
3.) I am a 57 year old pedophile

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) Two grown things on her torso.
2.) Not too skinny, but not fat!
3.) Good smell and pretty face^^

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) Playing in a band!
2.) Burning tissues
3.) Learning Polka dance with AG lll as my teacher He's got the apples ready

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Go to sleep
2.) Spawn a steak in my bed
3.) Spawn sauce and potatoes for the steak in my bed

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) IT employer
2.) Musician
3.) Alcoholic

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Japan
2.) The states
3.) Any country in EU that I haven't visited

Three Kid's Names You Like:
1.) Nancy
2.) Sid
3.) Lemmy!

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) I'm not a girly wirly
2.) -----||------
3.) -----||------

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) I am a gentleman
2.) I listen to "Dad" music
3.) I drink coffee... Like a stressing office prick!

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1. Must answer all questions.
2. Be honest.
3. Tag 6 other people.

NAME: Daioh

BIRTHDAY: April. 22th

BIRTHPLACE: Tòrshavn, Føroyar.

CURRENT LOCATION: Oslo, Norway.

EYE COLOUR: Blue.

HAIR COLOUR: Brown.

HEIGHT: 5'7"

L/R HANDED: Right

THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: Sk8 shoes

YOUR WEAKNESS: When people offer me cookies when I'm in the middle of eating a yogurt.

YOUR PERFECT PIZZA: Pepperoni with a horseload of fat

GOAL TO ACHIEVE THIS YEAR: Get better grades.

YOUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE ON AN INSTANT MESSENGER: I dunno.

YOUR BEDTIME: 11-12 PM... Or 9 AM in the vacations!

YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: The time when I was sk8boarding and had a life...

PEPSI OR COKE: Neither... Pepsi MAX!!!

McDONALDS OR BURGER KING: MECdonalds

SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Depends on relationship...

LIPTON ICE TEA OR NESTEA: Huh? What the fuck?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate.

CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Black coffee for me

DO YOU SMOKE: Who me?

DO YOU SWEAR: At times.

DO YOU SING: NOOO!!!

DO YOU SHOWER DAILY: Yes.

HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE: Lusty... Humrhumrhumr*Michael Madsen laugher*

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: I'm going through senior high, I'm not sure...

DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: When the time is right

DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: Some times I do, some times I don't

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Of course not!*We are the road crew, playing in the background*

ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK: One of the last persons who is being a health freak has got to be me!

DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: THUNDER!!! OOAaaOOOAaaOOOaAohH!! Kinda

DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Screwing around on an unamplified guitar

In the past month have you

1. DRUNK ALCOHOL: No.
2. SMOKED: Yes.
3. BEEN ON DRUGS: Does lighter fluid count?
4. GONE TO A MALL: Yeah
5. EATEN A BOX OF OREOS: Dunno what that is.
6. EATEN SUSHI: No
7. BEEN ON STAGE: Of course not.
8. BEEN DUMPED: Nope.

DO YOU WORK: No.

IN A BOY/GIRL:

FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: I only think green is kewl cause it's a seldom eye color. All eye colors are pretty
FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Blond or black. Doesn't really matter.
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: I want it long enough, if it's a girl
WEIGHT: Average, or maybe even chubby, if the fat is on the right parts
BEST CLOTHING STYLE: Everything that is not emo or metrosexual

NUMBER OF CDS I OWN: A few... Basically, all the music I listen to is on my computer.
NUMBER OF PIERCINGS:... ]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/14972437/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/14972437/ Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:46:01 PDT Now he's gonna sue me!!!
NAAAT We're not in the states!

Anyway:

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.(Often with my bike)

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people
gave you weird looks.(Everybody has)

[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[x] It is possible to lick your elbow.(Of course. Come lick it! Why should it be impossible? You forgot to mention if it is possible for ME to lick my elbow. The writer of this is a verbally ignorant prick!)

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.(Of course not)

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.(Yes! Thanks to BBC^_^)

[ ] You just tried to sing them.(Fuck no!)

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.(Only tar)

[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice(I usually read the question twice, so it's hard to avoid that annoying "the"!)

[ ] You just looked at it

[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.(I wouldn't say dirty blond*)

[ ] People have called you slow.(Only flat)

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire('s hair! Accident? Don't think so!)

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.(A square inch of spit on my pillow. I'm a sinner)

[x] You've fallen asleep in class. (Excessively)

[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. (I agree with . I laugh of the person if the person seem to think the word "fart" itself is funny.)

[x] sometimes you just stop thinking. (Yeah, it happens a few times.)

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. (I don't remember that, but I know it has happened)

[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".(I'm not a damn schizo)

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug. (I snorted one)

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important(Homework... Which is low-priority. Damn I'm an idiot!:S)

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.(Yeah. "Where the fuck is my cell phone?! Oh!*Holds it*)

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you, Do they? (A BIG man! Well fuck you! Who do you think I am?)

[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before(The chair broke!http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/14738733/ Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:42:39 PDT
I'd appreciate it

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1) have you ever broken something?

Some TV's and a motherload of spray cans Never any bones in my body

2) you read alot?

Well, yes. I read all the time in games and on the internet. Some in school actually(well duh)

3) you ever fired a REAL weapon?

Never.

4) have you ever had someones else blood on you?

Nope.

5) you ever got an A+ at school?

Yes.

6) how many different nations have you been in?

The Faroe Islands(I was born there), Norway, Denmark, Kypros and Sweeden.

7) ever been to a concert?

Nah, but I'm going to a concert with Motörhead. I might play in a school concert as well

8) have u seen all the Harry Potter movies?

Nope. Just the last one that came out

9) you have a ps3?

Spend 50£ on some overrated, unfinished junk? No chance If someone offered me it for free, perhaps...

10) you like roller coasters?

Silly question! Of course!

I tag you all to fuckin hell!

JK

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1. Post these rules.
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves.
3. Tags should write a journal of these facts.
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named.

-Fuck off! I tag whoever deserves it, whenever it's 8 or less (Do not copy)

5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged.

-Nah. Too lazy for that shit What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

Ok, here's the stuff.

1) I am not an anarchist, but I support anarchism.

2) I am 5'7 tall, I weight 118 lbs and my blood type is A. My BMI(Body Mass Index) Is 20.4.

18.5 or less is underweight, 18.5-24.9 is normal weight, while more than 30 is obese, and 40 is a fat slob

3) I am a computer geek, not a nerd. I just know stuff about computers and keep my eye on the development of hardware, as well as the games.

4) I like anime's such as Love Hina, Elfen Lied, Girls High and Azumanga Daioh. O_o Odd...

5) I've always dough hard rock, but the funny thing is that I like some sorts of opera. It calms me, and makes me forget the shitty day. I only like women opera. Men's opera sucks! They sound terrible. Women sounds beautiful

6) I am addicted to caffeine. I do not function well without it. I get everlasting headaches, I get aggressive, very tired and depressed if I do not get enough every day. I should try ordering pure caffeine pills. I could sniff them! It would make me look like a cokehead

7) Hate sitting in the front of the classroom. I love sitting in the back instead, so I can scout all the others and follow their every move, instead of being scouted my self I also prefer sitting next to a window.

8) My guitar is the only thing that understands me. It rocks when I play it right and sucks when I play it wrong.


I tag whoever wants to be tagged, and have been reading this, as YOU have

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YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!

]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/14166987/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/14166987/ Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:19:51 PDT

1- Find the book nearest to you, go to page 18, find line 4:
There is no damn book! I've only got a heck load of Dragon Ball pockets


2- Stretch out your left arm as far as you can:
Done

3- Last thing you watched on TV?:
I don't know last time I watched tv. I think it was the news.

4- Without looking, what time is it?:
12:00


5- Now, what is the actual time?:
11:50


6- Without the computer, what do you hear?:
Virus Alert - Weird Al Yankovic


7- When did you last step outside?:
Some hours ago.

8- Before you took this survey, what did you look at?:
At 's Journal.


9- What are you wearing?:
Kinda baggy jeans, a dark green DC tee and an open black sweater-jacket.

10- Did you dream last night?:
Nope. It has been dumped out off my physical memory.


11- When did you last laugh?
I dunno.


12- What is on the walls in the room you are in?:
A lot of posters of GTA, Scarface and AC/DC, oh and one with Happy tree friends


13- See anything weird lately?:
Yeah, people walking in front of the windows.


14- What do you think of this quiz?:
Alright, but by far the coolest I've answered.


15- What is the last film you saw?:
Norbit.


16- If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you do?:
Me? Hmmm... First of all I would buy that awesome ATi/AMD computer that has lately been advertised on gamespot, given my father money for a training center and stuff, payed my teachers bribes in exchange for good grades, bought my self a 28" LCD HD Tv, bought an Xbox 360 and a ps3, go to Japan, payed AC/DC to play a concert dedicated to me, but with audience to make the atmosphere rock n roll like, bought my self a heck load of caffeine powder, bought the Pepsi industry, bought the Angus Young Gibson SG guitar signed by him, arranged a huge LAN party in the Faroe Islands and Norway, bought a new cell phone and 5 External HDDs with 2 TB each with 15000 RPM!!!


17- Tell me something I don't know about you:
There is a LOT you don't know about me...


18- If you could do one thing about the world without guilt or politics what would you do?
Murdered all the monkeys leading Norway nowhere with their 1.5 million $ cars!


19- Do you like to dance?:
Hell no!


20-Geroge Bush:
A little monkey who thinks he is the police officer of the world


21- Imagine your first child is a girl, what is her name?:
Nyuu! JK Katie or Amanda or Naru


22- Imagine you first child is a boy, what is his name?:
Lemmy! JK again! Errr, Tony, Malcolm or Alex.


23- Would you consider living abroad?:
Nah.

24- What would you want god to say when you got to heaven?
What the fuck are you doing here?! You see that elevator? It takes you to where you belong! No go! Shush!

]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/14019700/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/14019700/ Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:35:07 PDT
Make sure you pay her site a visit

1. Did you eat paste when you were in elementary school? no
2. Were you one of the kids who "accidentally" stapled their finger? I dunno
3. Did you ever write an anonymous love letter to your crush? Nope. I rather say it directly... with a 2 mbit connection
4. Were you ever sent to the principles office? Over 15 times in elementary school, and about 2-3 times in junior high. One of them was for being the godfather behind a repetitive crime
5. Did you participate in a school play? Yeah, I was the lightning guy Switching on and off the lights
6. Were you a Spelling Bee contestant? no way
7. Are you a math genius? Never, but sometimes in elementary, when I didn't have that much of a headache as I always have.
8. Does your first name start with a vowel? Vaffel
9. Does your first name start with a constanant? I dunno. I have forgot what it means in all the languages I know
10. Do you like your name? Nope
11. Is your age an even number? Dunno
12. Is your age an odd number? If 15 is then I guess...
13. Do you act your age? I can act like a sophisticated 45 year old if I want
14. Do you feel old? When small children are passing by...
15. Do you like to wear your favorite color? Of course, but the thing is that I wont be all black, cause people would call me a goth, or maybe an emo if they saw my left wrist
16. Do you like the country you are living in? I hate it. It's the worst country ever!
17. Do you think the war in the middle east is sensless? Yeah, why don't they just arrange a tea party and watch Azumanga Daioh while they inhale opium
18. Do you watch Television? No. I never watch TV at all. It doesn't interest me o_O
19. Do you watch the news? Never. It's all the same about some bus being blown up with over 20 civilians killed and 16 harmed
20. Do you watch cartoons? Only anime and manga.
21. Are you a fan of anime/mangas? Your kidding? ...Your not kidding? OF COURSE
22. Can you draw? No
23. Do you like to write literature? I rather not write unmagnificent crapola about my old anecdotes I haven't commit.
24. Do you own a JanSport back-pack? what?
25. Do you prefer to write in pencil? I hate it! Computer keyboards are more friendly Except this fucking piece of shit keyboard on my laptop
26. Do you prefer to write in pen? Only when I sign autographs, which I haven't
27. Do you prefer to write with mechanical pencils over the regular pencils? I dunno
28. Did you dye your hair before? Never, it got naturally dyed by nature from blond to brown Weird actually...
29. Do you wear make-up? Haha! NO!
30. Are you in a relationship (Deviant)? No
31. Are you in a relationship (real)? Nope
32. Do you have multiple accounts on Gaia? No
33. Have you been... ]]> ~Fugseeshittyman http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/13970355/ http://Fugseeshittyman.deviantart.com/journal/13970355/ Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:54:45 PDT who got it from .



[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[] Your parents are still married.
[] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.*No! It's a fuckin steal cage for rabbits *
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[] You have been to a concert.*But I'm going to*
T 0 T A L: 6

[] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.*Americans are paranoid! Jeez! You don't ask to get a myspace account! You just get it! It's free!*
[x] You get allowance.
[] You collect something normal.
[] You look foward to going to school.
[] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 2

[] You own a car.
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[] You are happy with your appearance.
[x] You aren't self-consious at all.
[] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 2

[x] You know what is going on in the world. *Sort of*
[] You care about so many people.
[] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.*The paranoid rabbit!*
[x] You know the words to 5 songs
[] You don't have any enemies*All are trying to make my life even more miserable! Is it strange that wars are getting started?
[] You are a generally nice person.*I only care about people I know*
T O T A L: 5

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is 54% happy"
You are all welcome to rip this one off, in fact, I would appreciate if you did.

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1. I hate when people lay something on my mouse wire! ><

2. I can't stand when someone breathes on my hand! ><

3. I have Hypervigilance which is a syndrome stated under Paranoia.

4. I have Asthma and heart-rate problems.

5. I'm of a mixed race Faroese and Danish I've got my mothers(Danish-Faroese) eyes and my fathers face(Look like), bassy voice and vein type(thick and out-poking). My father is 100% Faroese.

6. I only like the good old Hard rock from the 70's and 80's like Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Motörhead and Ted Nugent, but I admit that I like Japanese music as well

I tag you all if you are willing to participate Please do

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1. Full name?
Blazcowish Klischanizkinov. Just kiddin

2. Age?
15.

3. What are you wearing right now?
A dark green tee and jeans.

4. Also your underwear!
A boxer with a pretty mixed color. Mainly blue.

5. Favorite kind of food?
Random cancer causing junk which smells like trash and tastes all right

6. The last movie you watched? (Dvd, Tv, Cinema, whatever.)
Harry Potter 5.

7. Are you a believer (any religion) or an atheist?
I am not, I'm afraid...

8. What internet browser are you using?
Mozilla Firefox.

9. Are you gay, bi, metro, sophile, pedo, necro, or any other?
Apparently straight.

10. What are you reading RIGHT now?
"10. What are you reading RIGHT now?"

11. Do you EVER watch pornographic material? Answer true fully!
No. I have never watched any pornographic material in my life. It's filthy and grotesque.

11a.If yes, how often?
Never.

12. Why are you answering this tag?
No reason.

13. Are you an emo?
Nah. I'm bored...

13a. If yes, do you cut yourself?
The cat cuts my wrist! It wasn't me!!!

14. If you were run over (by a car), and survived, how would you react if you met the person who run him/her on the street?
You should have driven a lot faster than that! I barely noticed your piece of junk that you call a "car" hitting me damnit!

15. Do you own a pet?
A paranoid rabbit.

16. Do you get good grades? (School of course)
C's.

17. Do you dislike teachers?
Mostly, but not all teachers.

17a. Why?
They are there.

18. Have you ever taken drugs? Not for medical purposes.
No.

19. Are you a smoker?
*"Are you suicidal"* Ahem!

20. Do you fear the dark?
No.

I tag whoever who wants to get tagged!

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