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]]> ~Gaudemus http://Gaudemus.deviantart.com/journal/12121333/ http://Gaudemus.deviantart.com/journal/12121333/ Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:29:41 PST ??

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that


she is staying home because she is not feeling well.


"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"


"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

]]> ~Gaudemus http://Gaudemus.deviantart.com/journal/12066654/ http://Gaudemus.deviantart.com/journal/12066654/ Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:54:21 PST
Excuse me? Do you happen to know where I could find the closest candy shop? So, I can buy something that taste as sweet as you! I am just joking, but I do want to say you are very beautiful, like a rainbow after a summer shower. I can see you hear stuff like this all the time, but all the other sleepy hollow headless horsemen just look at your lips and those hips connected to long sexy legs and get heated with lust. They look past your smile, which brightens up a gloomy day, and they turn away from the sophistication of a true lady like you, who wears it like a mink coat on a evening out at the Ritz. They also run away from caring eyes, which are deep with wisdom from times past. All of that to ask if you are not doing anything for the next 30 to 40 years, then will you walk with me down a road untraveled since your parents brought you into this world? I am just kidding, but would you like to go to a movie this weekend? No!? You already have a companion? Well, I am so sorry for taken up this much of your time. Have a nice day and be safe. Excuse me ma’am? Do you have the time?

]]> ~Gaudemus http://Gaudemus.deviantart.com/journal/11972268/ http://Gaudemus.deviantart.com/journal/11972268/ Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:32:13 PST You’re either covering it,
Laughing it off,
Kicking it,
Kissing it,
Busting it,
Trying to get a piece of it,
Behaving like one.”
Or you live with one!!!

forgive my rantings.

]]> ~Gaudemus http://Gaudemus.deviantart.com/journal/11905120/ http://Gaudemus.deviantart.com/journal/11905120/ Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:18:45 PST


Beautiful



Beautiful is called when I look at you,

Candy melon dewdrops can’t compare to the sweet taste of your lips,
Symphonies can’t hum out the song sung from your heart,
Stars in heaven can only mimic the glow from your bright smile,
Libraries can only fill one page within the history of your knowledge,

Beautiful is called when I look at you,

Doctors can’t study in school the magic of your healing touch,
Mirrors can’t reflect the serenity seen from your brown eyes,
Scales can’t measure the compassion from your lovely soul,
Clocks can’t judge the timeless love shared by a virtuous woman,

Beautiful is called when I look at you.







Significant Other

When you say you love me let the reason be love,

Not for the cars bought for you,
Not for the jewels hanging on your body,
Not for the money laced in your pocket,

When you say you love me let the reason be love,

Not for the good name added to you,
Not for the fame of my friends,
Not for the house covering our heads,

When you say you love me let the reason be love,

Love me for the strength found in a heart of gold,
Love me for a pure mind renewed by faith,
Love me for the honesty found in my soul,

When you say you love me let the reason be love.

]]> ~Gaudemus