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                <title>Just getting that other journal out of here</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:06:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah.<br /><br />Umm... still waiting on a scanner. Still waiting...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Re: JUST FYI</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:42:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Original journal: <a href="http://gleefulcynic.deviantart.com/journal/28460323">[link]</a><br /><br />Um, yeah, I've in no way harrassed you. If you notice I was on YOUR side in the whole Caleb thing. If anything, YOU and your friends have been harrassing ME for the past year, and when questioned I'm going to explain that to the dA people. There's no possible way you can get away with having me banned for not doing anything.<br /><br />So yeah. Plz stop sending all your friends to attack me. Kthxbai<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>ffff okay, fine</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:14:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I guess I'll keep doing the Coffee Crew.<br /><br />But God, my drawings suck. I wanna improve, but I don't wanna change my drawing style. I want it to still be all cartoony and not anatomically-correct. But how can I do one without the other?<br /><br />I dunno, but until I can scan the comics and draw better, there's not much I can do.<br /><br />I guess I could try just WRITING and post that, but... a lot of my humour is based around comedic timing. I don't know how I'd do that without visuals. Hrrm. :s<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Alright. I give up.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:14:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've decided to give up on my series. Anna hates my art, and it doesn't seem to matter to her that it's just the style of my series and not really the best I can do. Rather than "improve" its style and make it into something I hate doing, I'm just giving up. Enjoying what I do just isn't worth it if she doesn't like it.<br /><br />Besides, I've been trying to get The Coffee Crew going for, what, five years now, and stupid stuff keeps happening to prevent me from making even one episode. All I've been able to make are the afforementioned comics, and I can't even make the series into a webcomic because I don't have a scanner and will never be able to afford one.<br /><br />Plus, half of my characters hate me now, and they're all central to the plot. There's no way I can do a series without them. The only characters left would pretty much be me, Goliath, Baby, and the ones that I made up that aren't based on real people. And those characters all suck.<br /><br />So I'm done. Thank you. Thank you, Anna, for crushing more than one of my dreams.<br /><br />I'll still be on dA to check my watchlist, but that's it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>HMB: The Board!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:52:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's baaaack~ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.hmbtheboard.com/forums">go there</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>OMG, an update?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:30:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just stopping by to update my journal... FOR NOW. I have a bunch of comics ready to be uploaded whenever I get access to a scanner, so those'll be coming. So far I've finished 12 issues, each being anywhere from 10 to 30 pages long. I think in order to not flood my gallery, I'll make a Flash file for each one and throw in buttons that'll turn the pages for you or something of that nature.<br /><br />Not really sure how I can explain them. It's still my Coffee Crew series, and we basically do random things. I don't know.<br /><br />They range in date from late 2007 to present day, so they're of varying quality (in terms of both writing and artwork). The newer comics' artwork is a huge improvement over the stuff currently in my gallery. Still sucks, though. But whatever, you'll see when the time comes.<br /><br />As for personal matters, uhh, my life is pretty terrible. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> Chances are you can find my emo rants on Twitter (<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://twitter.com/NickBate">[link]</a>) or LiveJournal (<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://hagurukagi.livejournal.com">[link]</a>).<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Meme time!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:42:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.<br />2. Make them answer the following questions.<br />3. Then tag three people.<br />4. Feel free to go ahead and add some question yourself!!<br /><br />Psy tagged me (sorta), so let's interview Nick, Goliath and Scott!<br /><br /><br />1. What's your favorite food?<br />Goliath: Aw, man. That's easy. Doggy Doodles.<br />Nick: You can't choose stuff YOU invented!<br />Goliath: Wha? I don't remember that being a rule!<br />Nick: Whatever. Anyway, I eat anything Mexican or Italian.<br />Scott: I-I like thems Girl Scout cookies.<br />Nick: ...who invited you, Scott?<br /><br /><br />2) Interests?<br />Scott: Well, uh, I like being a Girl Scout and selling Girl Scout cookies and earning Girl Scout badges...<br />Nick: Seriously, whose idea was it to invite Scott?!<br />Goliath: Me, I'm into cooking... disco... wrestling... buying Scott's Girl Scout cookies...<br />Nick: Interesting combination. As for me, my interests shift with the tides of time. There's no holding me to a set interest, son. Though, I have been known to like video games, music, cartooning, butts-<br />Announcer: Yeah, sorry, time's up. <br /><br /><br />3) What Mario character would you want to be the most?<br />Nick: I don't know much aboot Mario, so I couldn't tell ya.<br />Scott: I think I would probably wanna be Princess Peach, 'cause, um, she has a pretty dress.<br />Nick: You're so weird.<br />Goliath: Mario himself, hands down. I mean, you're just a plumber, and they make a video game aboot you. So you get to just sit there, fixing people's toilets while you rake in the royalties! It's a brilliant plan!<br /><br /><br />4) Deal or no deal?<br />Goliath: Deal! D-did I win?<br />Nick: No deal! Oh crap, I have the one cent case!<br />Scott: Can I use a lifeline?<br /><br /><br />5) What is your favorite color?<br />Nick: Depends on what we're talkin', here. For panties, though, I prefer pink or purple if they're just a solid color, but I also like them to have designs, like... hearts or flowers or stripes or whatever.<br />Goliath: That's kinda irrelevant.<br />Nick: ...oh.<br />Scott: I like red, yellow, blue, green, pink, brown, orange, purple, black and white. In no specific order, mind you.<br />Goliath: Brown. My fur consists of mostly brown.<br />Nick: No, I'd say you're mostly white.<br />Goliath: Yo, how you gonna try an' play a brotha'?! Do I look like a white dog to you?!<br />Nick: Chill, bro.<br /><br /><br />6) Why are u guys so ugly looking?<br />Nick: I was born this way. I'm thinking of plastic surgery, though. Think I'd look good with boobs?<br />Announcer: No.<br />Goliath: I'm designed just as God wanted me to be! Wheeeeeee!<br />Scott: My dad says it's 'cause I used to be a zygote.<br /><br /><br />7) Do u like other people's characters like a crush?<br />Goliath: I'm only into other dogs. The whole interspecies thing doesn't cut it for me. And sadly, there aren't many cartoon dogs out there.<br />Scott: Huh?<br />Nick: I still think Jessica from Bonus Stage is hot.<br /><br /><br />8) have u ever.... had..... A HUGE FART TO LET OUT?<br />Goliath: Nah.<br />Scott: Huh?<br />Nick: Unfortunately, both my biological parents have... err... relevant... problems... so I blame heredity!<br /><br /><br />9) u tired of this quiz?<br />Goliath: Nah.<br />Scott: Huh?<br />Nick: Those guys are repeating themselves, so I'd say they are. Me, I'm up to the challenge!<br />Announcer: Too bad there's only one question left.<br />Nick: Crap!<br /><br /><br />10) who should I tag?<br />Goliath: Nah. Wait... that wasn't a yes or no question, was it?<br />Scott: Huh?<br />Nick: You can't tag anyone if you don't have any friends, son.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm not dead for once.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:44:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I now have a flash drive, making it possible for me to bring my drawings from my laptop to wherever I access the Internet (currently my mom's house). I also have a digital camera, which I can use to take pictures of my comics and stuff... though, it only holds two, and deletes them as soon as I turn the camera off, because I lack a memory card thing for it. But yeah. Also, there's a new thing in my scraps for now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bonus Stage Kids returns?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:53:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Writing</b><br />
So today I finally decided to wrote a sequel to that Bonus Stage Kids thing I wrote a long time ago. If this'n's any good, I may write some more occasionally.<br />
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<b>Drawing</b><br />
We all know my MS Paint stuff is horrible. I'm done with that, so don't worry. I draw many comics and random scribblings using pens and paper, so I should really scan some of that. But alas, I don't have a scanner.<br />
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<b>Animation</b><br />
I began work on a little Flash cartoon a few weeks ago, with actual voice acting for once. Who knows if it'll ever be finished. Don't forget about my crappy Flash site, which is currently located at <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/batia-studios/">[link]</a><br />
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<b>Links</b><br />
Here's a couple of places where you can always expect to find me.<br />
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This Might Be a Wiki - <a href="http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/User:Akagi">[link]</a><br />
The NEW Bonus Stage Wiki - <a href="http://www.editthis.info/bonus_stage/User:Nick_Bate">[link]</a><br />
LiveJournal - <a href="http://hagurukagi.livejournal.com">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Nick's dA Journal v2.03</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 21:45:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ After much procrastination and laziness, something inspired me to finish that Cloudwatching cartoon. So I did. But I was still insanely lazy, and finished it off with a few seconds worth of crappy tweens and horrendous dialogue (which actually took me over four hours to do). The final product was satisfying, for me anyway, because it was mainly a test for me to try out animation and all that jazz. It worked fairly well, though a couple tweens were very glitchy. The cryokinetic abilities has to be the greatest thing I've ever made in Flash so far. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
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I had an amusing conversation with Tara last night, which is probably what reminded me to finish that cartoon. The conversation is much too perverted to be posted anywhere (though I have posted brief snippets of it on HMB: The Board). But of course pretty much all of my conversations end up being perverted. Mmm, and in case anyone's still lookin' at my dA, and in case those same people are not reading my LiveJournal, I went to Vacation Bible School the other day. It was very fun. It also kinda made me feel bad that I'm so vulgar all the time, but my philosophy is that it's not what's in your mind that counts, but what's in your heart. In my case, that would be clotting.<br />
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~Nick<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Nick's dA Journal v2.02</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:08:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Look in my scraps; there's a characters page I'm working on. It's gona take a while. Waylon has also asked me to get to work on another actual cartoon, so I may have another short thingy up sometime soon. I'm getting pretty good with layers now, so hey, I can make backgrounds! Whoo. This whole Flash thing is taking up quite a lot of my time, so I haven't really talked to anyone much lately. >_<<br />
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~Nick<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Nick's dA Journal v2.01</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:18:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I give you guys a new ID, because that hand-drawn one was really getting on my nerves. I'm currently making storyboards for SKF episode one, and writing a script for a TMBG fan video, which probably won't be made for a long time. Also planning another short cartoon, which will hopefully feature that Akagi transformation I devised. Except I can't do the hood. Nope, nope, can't do the hood. Another thing I wanna point out is that Mike is not the same person as Akagi. All my characters just like black cloaks, okay?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Nick's dA Journal v2.0</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:16:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, today I uploaded a weird little Flash animation I made. Hey, who knows? I may edit the same 'toon again and add in backgrounds and voices! But then Mandy would probably have to voice herself, unless I tried to do my crappy impersonation that sounds nothing like her. And I guess I'd have to get WF to record his one line. Also, I need to get my drawing tablet, that'd make the drawings look better at least.<br />
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This Flash toon, however, is not SKF's first episode. I'm going to have to figure out more Flash stuff before I start on SKF.<br />
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I have returned to dA! Expect more Flash stuff from me. I was thinking of drawing some more Project Starlight designs, but I don't know. However, I'm still using my LiveJournal as my blog-type thing, so I won't update this dA journal nearly as much anymore.<br />
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Oh, and if anyone with skills in Flash wants to help me animate (doubtful), I'd give you credit in the, uhh, credits and all. Payment would be a problem, though, as I have no bank account.<br />
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~Nick<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>I'm still alive.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 18:16:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I figured I'd see what's up on dA for the first time in ages, although I doubt anyone's still watching me. I also wanted to upload something I drew today, just to entertain a little, but it didn't work, so it's on Imageshack instead. HERE: <a href="http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6834/01212007085959pm7gx.jpg">[link]</a><br />
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So yeah. I'm alive and not really very well at all. Soooooo... uhhh... yeah. See ya later. If anyone's interested (you aren't), I still have YIM and MSN, Hagurumon41 and Hagurumon@hotmail.com, respectively. But I'm only on at a certain time (aboot 8 PM or so to 10 PM, Eastern time), and I'm uncool, so nobody will talk to me.<br />
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~Nick<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Oh man...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:04:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hi guys. I only have a few minutes left before Nanny gets back from church, so, uhhh...just lettin' y'all know how terrible a job I did singing. Das right, das right. I sang/sung Ondine, and did really, really bad. I felt bad for myself just listening to it. I...I'm afraid to even upload it. It's just...so freakin' terrible. Ugghhh. Well, have fun laughing at my expense tonight (or whenever I get it uploaded).<br />
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~Nick Bate, crappiest of all the three or so Bates ]]></description>
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                <title>A mind is a terrible thing to not waste</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 22:45:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So. I'm workin' on trying to upload this dang voice clip I recorded. But...dial-up. Oh, but I do still have this one from a long time ago that only like, three people have ever heard before. Also, on Sunday, I'm gonna record a song. Have fun feeling your ears asplode, guys.<br />
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And apparently me an' "da guys" aka "that one guy and also a chick" are trying to write our own song. It's not going very well so far.<br />
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Also, HMB: The Board is back! Sort of.<br />
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And as you may have suspected from my latest "artwork", I watch H*R again. In fact, I mirrored almost the entire site now. Surprisingly, it didn't take that long. I was surprised.<br />
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~Nickalaus L. Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>A quick update here...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:10:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've finished Series 2 of the designs. But I'm gonna make you all wait longer. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /> I have a few minor adjustments to make anyway. Meanwhile, I swear, I'm going to get started on that new ID! Seriously! I'll finally get around to it!<br />
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Also, I'm searching for some kinda FREE Internet Service Provider. Like, a dial-up one, that I can just download somewhere without having to do any kind of filling forms out and stuff. Y'know, just in case Mom finally shuts her AOL account down. So far my search hasn't worked very well. Ah well, I'll keep trying.<br />
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~Nick ]]></description>
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                <title>Nick finally submits something, eh?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 23:36:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FINALLY! The moment nobody's been waiting for! I finally show you guys some stuff I drew! The real reason behind my not submitting anything for a while...LARGE...FILE...SIZES. On a dial-up connection. Then Psy tells me to try JPG instead. Wow. I feel amazingly stupid trying to use BMP.<br />
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Things to notice on the picture: Nick is paler than everyone else, I'm horrible at drawing animals, Thom's sword is supposed to be a katana (plus it's a homage to Sephiroth's Masamune), aaaaand as for that smiley face on Smithy's shirt...uhh...I dunno what I was thinking there. I guess I just didn't want him to have a regular t-shirt like Thom, so I just threw something on. I dunno. But yeah, you may notice Nick is also a whole lot hotter now. BLUE HAIR.<br />
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Series 2 is on its way. I've already drawn the first character, and am working on the second. Unfortunately, they aren't looking very good. Maybe I'm rushing it too much. And also, my hands are shaky, so that's why my lines are always kinda wavy like that. Seriously. Unable to steady my hands.<br />
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Ooh, my birthday's September 1st. Get me something. ^_^ Just kiddin'. Well, not really. Anyway, I'ma go read someone's "blugg" now. Mwahaha.<br />
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Bye. ]]></description>
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                <title>Umm...like..gwahaha and such.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:53:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, the psychoticness is dying down, sorta. Good.<br />
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Macen came up today! We did cool stuff.<br />
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The other day, I got my training for my library volunteering. It might actually be pretty fun.<br />
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Hey, Mr. KN the computer-genius-man, my laptop's going screwy. I think I broked it. It like, has 25.2 GB left, but like...when I try to save stuff/install programs, it says I don't have no more disk space. It won't even let me run ScanDisk/defrag.<br />
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...been playin' video games again. That's pretty much it.<br />
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Oh, and my Mom said that I'll never have kids because nobody wants me. Unfortunately, she's right. ;_;<br />
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You may have noticed I've been lacking on commenting on stuff a lot lately. Well, before you start like, punching me repeatedly, lemme explain. Uhh...I have to sneak online. And I only get like, four hours a day for this. So my online life is severely dying. But you knew that already, so...whatev.<br />
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HUG ME.<br />
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Okay, I'm done now. For now. Bow-wow.<br />
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<3 Nick Ba- Uhh...okay, screw it. This footer's starting to suck. See y'alls. ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Crap.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:09:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just when ya thought things were goin' good, I start bein' psychotic. And that's in addition to my depression, too. Earlier, when I was doin' my regular non-paying yet non-volunteered work for Mom, I suddenly started crying for no reason. Well, actually, there was a reason. Some voices in my head were telling me that going to Hell is nothing compared to having to live the rest of my life without...uhh...being happy. That logic is...kinda lacking. I mean, if I went to Hell, wouldn't it be like, eternal havin'-yer-pants-set-on-fire-type agony? But still, I kinda agree. I know I shouldn't, though. Then this one voice was soundin' kinda PO'd. He was all "Everyone else live perfect lives and end up with their soul mates an' be happy forever. After all you've been through with the abusive mom and stuff, you deserve to be happy, but when you finally meet your soul mate, you can't have her! Life is unfair!" Yes. Yes it is.<br />
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Irregardless (hehe bad grammar), I might be okay. Uhh...hang on. I need to change the topic now. Uhhh...oh. Looks like HMB: Teh Board got shut down. Crap. Hmm, guess we're gonna need to start up a new gathering place. Oh, and my community service is gonna be at a library. I don't know what I'm gonna be doing exactly, but I have two hours of training tomorrow. Well, today actually, 'cause it's after midnight. Uhh...what else...? Uhhhmmmmmmmm.... no, that's probably it.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>This week: an Earth travesty</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 22:46:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Soo...Tuesday, I went to my pschologist again. This time, it was mostly just me in there with Mom out in the waiting room, so it went pretty well. We talked aboot such things as how I'm gonna get a job, and also the evils of my Mom, and my fear of planes, one o' my friends for some reason, and SKF. I showed him this comic I drew when I was bored at the markethouse two weeks ago, and he commented that it was random and violent. Obviously some people just don't see the humor in stabbing little kids with a katana. Twice.<br />
<br />
Then Thursday was the dang markethouse again. I brought more paper and make like, three more comics, all being 14 pages long and having aboot 8 panels per page. And this time, they were all pervy, so there were plenty of them little black censored signs. For some reason, Mom was mostly a normal person the whole time, until near the end when she pretty much went back to her normal friggin' self. Luckily, my aunt soon came to da rescue and we went out job-hunting.<br />
<br />
So apparently a few places we stopped at said some new law required me to be 16, but Burger King and some place called Brusters gave me application forms. I dunno, I guess it's some ice cream place. Like Dairy Queen or something. Anyway, that makes two places we've found that hires 14/15-year-olds. But then she told me that I'd have to go to an interview. Wow. Big problem there. First off, I have problems with eye contact because it feels weird having to stare at people. Also, there's this friggin' speech impediment where I mess up on words a lot, plus sometimes I pronounce the "al"/"le" sounds as "er", and also place unneccessary "r"s in places...it's...it's pretty sucky. Umm... and then also there's like, the fact that I can't really talk to people who aren't my online friends. Oh, and my indeciciveness. Seriously, I can almost never answer a yes-or-no question. It's best to just stick with multiple choice for me, k?<br />
<br />
So then on the way home, my aunt somehow starts nagging me to go out and meet girls. Which...that isn't happening. So then, Friday, we had like, a campfire and we were makin' marshmallows, hot dogs, chicken and potatoes on it. And Chique kept stealing Mom's chair. Tee hee. Oh, and I finally beat FF7. For some reason, the final bosses really...were no match for the awesome powers of Cloud, Vincent and Yuffie. Like, at all. Seriously. I rule. Umm...I think that's it. Uhhh...bye?<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>This is totally anti-emoproof.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 00:24:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm still depressed. I give up on life. I'll probably just, like, remain single forever and be some dude with no money that lives on the streets and people keep poking him with a stick. And it stings really bad after a while. Wow. That's going to really suck.<br />
<br />
In less depressing news, I finally beat disk 1 of Final Fantasy 7 after all these years! Well, actually, only aboot two years or so. I think I got it for one of my birthdays...I forget which one. Probably back before PS2. Dude, FF7 made me cry. NOT COOL.<br />
<br />
Aaaand...uhh...I wanna try RPG Maker. The first one. I dunno why, I guess just because it takes less time to make, and it has bad graphics. The only thing is, it uses 23x31 px sprites, and it's near impossible to make sprites of that size.<br />
<br />
Also, my memory card keeps corrupting my data. I need a new one. And also platform shoes. And a goatee. And dark blue hair dye, a few skirts, a wireless connection with Embarq (I don't like the name. They should've stuck with Sprint.), some more dice, and love, and probably some more video games or something, and Flash, and... uhhh... I guess that's it. But I'll probably think of more.<br />
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Oh, and September 1st. Birthday. Remember this. Because if you don't, I'll stab you in the thigh. Well...not really...I mean, I don't know where any of you live, so...well, actually... yes I do, but I have no transportation. And also I would never stab anyone. Well...yes I would. But only Mom and Steve. But I can't even do that because like, I'm already on probation. Not that I would anyway. Or would I? AAAAAARGH. SHUT UP, NICK. ...okay.<br />
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<3 Two of Nick Bate's personalities ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>The return of...uhh...me.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 22:30:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Turns out my drug test isn't until August 2nd. Cool. So I've been playing FF7 for the past few days. First I've played in a while, I guess. I just got past all the Cosmo Canyon stuff, and despite KN's hatred of Yuffie, I got Yuffie. So now I'm like, roaming around trying to remember where I'm supposed to go next, but mostly just wondering when I can get Vincent and Cid. 'Cause I've never gotten them before, that I know of.<br />
<br />
Ooh, and all the cats are fixed now, except two we couldn't catch. And we're down to three kittens. The rest are finding new homes. And luckily, this place doesn't eauthanize animals. Hooray! Whenever I get my digital camera installed correctly,  I'll show pictures of the cute kitties. Their names are Phil, Joel and Captain. Apparently Mom tried to rename them, but I still use those names.<br />
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So aboot the camera...it's being stupid. The installation CD has a "install camera drivers" link, so I click it, but it doesn't install them right. I go to Add Hardware in the Control Panel and go in to the camera thing, and it tells me the drivers aren't installed correctly. So then I tell it to fix the problem. So then it asks me for the directory that the drivers are in, and I tell it they're in drive D, but it can't find the friggin' drivers. So I'll probably be toying with it for a while before I can get it to work. (Also, Windows 98. I know, I need to upgrade.)<br />
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PANTS!<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Hah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:15:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I drew this comic thing, with me and WF in it. And I have a new design, which looks way more emo. Basically, you know that shirt I always wear, with the star thingy on it? Well, the colors are inverted. Yes, black shirt with white star thingy. Also, my hair is dark blue. It's cool. But my new design is the only cool thing aboot the comic. Also, after four or five failed attempts to upload it (apparently my dial-up connection doesn't like dA today), I've decided to give up, try some other time, and download the new CS demo reel. And also SBEmails.<br />
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And I'm still depressed. Wheeeeee. Gah, I need DSL really bad now. My aunt found out I've been sneaking online when I accidentally forgot to hang the phone back on the wall. Also, Dad cancelled his AOL account (he has DSL now), leaving me to risk it and use my Mom's account.<br />
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I go to my probation officer Friday. I'd better drink a lot before I leave. o_o;<br />
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<3 Nickalaus L. Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Soo...birthday.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 22:54:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today was my stepdad's birthday. Well, not today, but yesterday, since it's 1 in the morning. And I'm depressed again. More depressed than ever before, actually.  I wish suicide, like, wasn't a sin. I'm not going to kill myself, but it'd be nice if I could. Well, not "nice", per se...but it'd be...uhh... it's be... umm, "relieving", I guess? I don't know. Being depressed sucks. Especially permanent dpression. Permapression. That's what I have. So yeah. I'm definitely emo. But not goth. I guess. Wow, Depressed Forever sounds like a cool band name. I should suggest that to WF when I talk to him again.<br />
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And my birthday is coming up. September 1st. I don't really care that much anymore. <br />
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<3 Nickalaus L. Bate<br />
(I wonder if anyone knows what the L stands for.) ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Still lazy...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:55:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thanks for the comments, guys. Yep, I haven't really gotten much work on that ID, other that testing out a draft on construction paper. Didn't go well at all. Oh, and I IMed Walkingfox (aka my dad's girlfriend's son), which is the first time I've contacted anyone from Dad's since the incident. Here's a transcript (yeah, I've been saving my conversations):<br />
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Nick: yo<br />
WF: hey<br />
WF: yo dude wat happended<br />
Nick: Hmm?<br />
WF: hey man havn't seen ya for a while<br />
WF: what u been up too<br />
Nick: I know, Mom found out aboot the...you know what.<br />
Nick: Eh, I've been sneaking online for the past several days. Also, playing PS2 and stuff.<br />
WF: okay that works<br />
WF: how did they find out though?<br />
Nick: How 'boot you guys?<br />
Nick: Oh, well I went to the probation chick, and I have to get drug testing and ****.<br />
Nick: So basically I kinda HAD to tell the probation chick, and then she told Mom.<br />
WF: you shouldn't have told them about us<br />
WF: I know...<br />
WF: jus be like macen did it<br />
WF: lol<br />
WF: yea<br />
Nick: Ha. He actually made me smoke construction paper the other day.<br />
WF: thats gay<br />
WF: lol<br />
WF: i wish i could see ya<br />
Nick: Yeah, but I didn't inhale.<br />
WF: o ha<br />
Nick: lollercopter<br />
WF: ???<br />
Nick: In other words, "lol" with "lercopter" added to it.<br />
Nick: You need to catch up to teh Internet slang. Hehe.<br />
WF: ****<br />
WF: i so old school <br />
WF: lol<br />
WF: i'm*<br />
Nick: School is uncool.<br />
WF: do you go to public school now?<br />
Nick: Nah, I just graduated homeschooling because the school doesn't actually look at my work anymore, and now we're buying new curriculum for next year.<br />
WF: o so your still home schooled?<br />
Nick: Yeah.<br />
Nick: Yesterday was Macen's birthday, too.<br />
WF: i don't care<br />
WF: lol<br />
Nick: lol<br />
WF: dude r u ever gonna be over<br />
Nick: Hopefully, but Mom's a total *****.<br />
Nick: With a capital b.<br />
WF: haha<br />
WF: where r u right now<br />
Nick: I've been living at Nanny's since the epic battle.<br />
WF: haha good<br />
WF: at least you can get online there<br />
Nick: Yeah, but only after Nanny goes to bed. But I get to talk to Anna, so it's all good.<br />
WF: sweet<br />
WF: don't get caught <br />
Nick: Yeah, I'm pretty good at not getting caught. Especially becaus I'm on a laptop.<br />
WF: sweet<br />
Nick: Oh, and I have FireFox as my browser. It pwns.<br />
WF: sweet<br />
Nick: Yep.<br />
[I said this but made it look like he did]<br />
WF: lol i like buttseckz<br />
WF: ???<br />
WF: what the ****<br />
Nick: ahahahahahahaha!!<br />
WF: that was pretty kool<br />
WF: did you just change your font or something?<br />
Nick: I copied stuff and then changed what you typed.<br />
WF: o ****<br />
Nick: Yes, I did. It stank pretty bad too.<br />
WF: haha<br />
Nick: I mean...uhh...no I didn't.<br />
WF: k well i gotta go <br />
WF: be on tomarow k<br />
WF: lata<br />
Nick: K. See ya<br />
<br />
So yeah. Also, I'm feeling kinda depressed aboot a few things. I don't really care to elaborate, but...eh, my heart's kinda broken, plus I'm distraught over those jerks that ran over the kittens, and also the whole me being on probation thing. I did type up some random scripty thingies to keep my mind off of things, but they're too MA-rated to show. But I put them on HMB: Teh Board anyway, because that place already has an AO-ish rating.<br />
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<3 Nick ]]></description>
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                <title>Coming soon! Whenever I'm not lazy!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2006 23:31:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I plan to make a new ID, which will be..like...not drawn on paper with ink, but rather drawn in the style of that one openCanvas thing I drew a while back. I think it'd be cool to have, like, a group drawing of me an' five of my friends. The members of our nameless club, which used to be referred to as "the coffee crew" except two of us don't drink coffee so that idea was shot down fast. Also, one of them hates me. And I'm very very sorry aboot that. And in case you're reading this, I wanna make up. With a huuuuuug!<br />
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Anyway, I finally beat that sample game on the RPG Maker XP site. You know...that game... KNight-Blade. It's awesome. Oh, and sad news. Two of my kittens got hit by a car today. So I'm sad. Also, I hate cars. So like...I never wanna drive. Ever.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Ha, I'm back.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:49:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Quoted from HMB: Teh Board:<br />
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"So...didja miss me?<br />
<br />
You can blame my absense on my mom. Remember how I'm on probation because of that fight? Well, one Friday, I went to the courthouse to talk to some chick aboot my probation, and now I got community service, counseling, drug testing, a curfew, and other stuff. BECAUSE OF MOM.<br />
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Oh, and I can't go to Dad's anymore. Which is why I've been gone all this time.<br />
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However, my extreme obsession with teh Intarnets wouldn't let me lose this war. I hatched a scheme. An evil one. Today, when me, my aunt and Mom were coming back from my psychologist, we stopped at Mom's place to feed the animals. While Mom and Joyce were feeding the horses, I rushed up to my room and got that white cord thingy that you plug into the phoneline, and stuffed it in my underwear to avoid detection. Then, I carried it around in there while we went to a few more stops. Finally, we arrived back at Nanny's, my current home. I zoomed up to my room and cackled, holding the white cord thingy above my head, saying mad scientist-y things. And now, every night, after Nanny goes to bed, I'ma be online." ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Okay, probalo solved. Move along, peeps.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 23:10:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ KN told me to make this journal, so... I am.<br />
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Uhhh... the whole situation over at HMB: Teh Board (I should really consider making that its new official name...) is solved, but the peoples who tried to defend me were flamed by the other side. So now I feel bad.<br />
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I actually did some work on the SKFWiki, braving the slow loading times. I reeeeeaaally wanna put more scripts up. :@ Well, if I could get my dang CD burner to work... or get DSL for mah lappy. I have a list of the stuff I need to get DSL now, but that's...wow. Probably gonna cost a pretty penny. Or a pretty thousand dollar bill, to be more exact.<br />
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I was taunting a few people with subliminal messages today. Most of them involved my creepy obsession. But it's a COOL obsession! Also, I made aboot three or four posts on the HRWiki Forum. Man that place has changed.<br />
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Wishing to hug you but you're not here (sorry, just trying to like...come up with a song lyric. : /),<br />
<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Aw, heck, man.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:07:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, KS has gone insane. I gave him a one-week trial adminship, and he uses this power to ban me from my own message board. And as it turns out, everyone else is against me, too. Except for these two... awesome mediator peoples. And mediators are cool. They like... get to use guns and recruit people into your army. Ermm, anyway, not only has my account been disabled, but my IP's been blocked, too. So I can't even read what the crap they're saying, exceot in the guest forum, and the random stuff forum. Apparently KS rigged it so I could get into that one.<br />
<br />
See, this is further proof that nobody likes Nick Bate. However, if you are one of the very, very, very few people that still like me, then... ummm... group hug?<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Nobody likes me.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 22:46:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's true, mkay? Anyway, the police finally contacted Carol (I'm not even going to bother calling her "Mom" anymore. As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a mom.) aboot my punishment. Al goes to show how long it takes for the government to react to things... *coughKatrinacoughcough* So apparently I'm supposed to see a probation officer every month for six months, or more if I screw something up. Psssh. I'm supposed to go tell some cop guy if I'm keeping my temper under control. Ummm... I don't even have a temper. All I did was try to defend myself!<br />
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Heh, apparently almost all of the Bonus Stage Lechers Support Group thingy from HMB: The Board plays Runescape. ALMOST all. Like, all but one. You know who you are.<br />
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Nobody likes Nick! Especially Carol and Steve, who SUCK!<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Whoo-hoo! I got an extra day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 14:38:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Memorial Day, aka the holiday nobody's ever heard of until just now, got me an extra day at Dad's. But of course nobody's online, leaving me here by myself. I have to go back to Nanny's tonight. Ehh, it's better than back home, so...yeah.<br />
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I just got back from a cookout. There was a pool, but I pretty much just sat there picturing people eating popsicles until everyone else left. Then I actually walked around in the pool and pretended you cool Internet peoples were there. I'm pretty pathetic.<br />
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WF got me listening to Pink Floyd. That's pretty cool, man. Plus, I was chillin' with him and his friends last night. So yeah. That was cool.<br />
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Ending abruptly,<br />
<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>This was a weird week. o_O</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 15:47:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sooo... in summation of the past week... I peed all over myself (on purpose), went to a city for the first time ever, broke my record, started a script for a half-hour long Flash 'toon (not SKF), did some roleplaying and shipping at the same time, came up with some crappy SKF plots, learned how to find the hexadecimal number for any color, watched more Bonus Stage, rejoiced because that nightmare didn't come true, etc.<br />
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My aunt still didn't bring my drawing tablet over. ;_;<br />
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Ask me aboot the roleplaying. ASK ME.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>O...kay... I don't wanna sleep anymore.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 07:11:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gragh. Last night I had a nightmare involving my cat, Baby, pictured <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31066335/">here</a>, and a car. So now I'm all freaked out and traumatized. So far all the cats have proven to be smart enough to stay away from cars, but geez. You still never know what could happen. I wish Mom and Steve would let me keep the cats in the house so I wouldn't have to worry aboot stuff like this.<br />
<br />
Aaaaaaand... a fake html tag just to sum things up: </emo><br />
<br />
<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Nick Bate = Arrested on Tuesday</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 15:59:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dude. Seriously. Mom was beating me up again on Tuesday, so I tried to fight back. This time, I picked up a board and tried whacking her in the head with it, but she blocked it and ended up bruising her arms. THEN SHE CALLED THE COPS. Now I'm on friggin' probation. We're still waiting to see what my sentence is.<br />
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And yes, I told the cop that Mom started it by beating me up, but he said that parents are allowed to do that. DUDE. A COP SAID THAT. What the... why would...? Dude. This is effed up.<br />
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*kicks a desk*<br />
<br />
<3 Nick Bate, maybe goin' to juvi ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Ummm... yay I guess</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 23:33:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I tormented a poor AIM bot. And since I always AIM you guys as soon as you log in and brag aboot my dumb hilarious antics, you probably already know how that turned out. I also had conversations with, well... everyone. As usual. Nothing new in the world of AIM, but still. I LOVE TALKING TO YOU GUYS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />
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Oh, man. I feel all... hyper and crazy right now. I think WF is contagious. o_o; Also, I have to go to bed in like, four minutes, so yeah. HYPER JOURNAL WRAPUP TIME<br />
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I saw the unfinished animatic for Bonus Stage episode 89. The new drawing style is both awesome and creepy at the same time. I wish it would at least have the voice acting, though... Craig would've been hilarious in this.<br />
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I chowed down on a bunch of cookies today, plus some pizza-flavored ravioli. All goes to show, Nick is not good at being a vegetarian.<br />
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I've also decided to make SKF a webcomic, just until I get Flash. Work on Garage Sale will start tomorrow night, when I get home to my drawing tablet. It'll be drawn in the same style as that better-than-normal-quality picture I uploaded the other day. Smooth lines and stuff. Yeah.<br />
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Aaaaaaand... anyone who wants to help co-write can like, help co-write. Oh, and I'm also planning a secondary project... a remake of my crappy Nick Team stories from when I was a little kid. I need to rename some characters, and give them new appearances and stuff. I'm writing the first script, and right now I only need to worry aboot a name for the main character, and a name for some girl.<br />
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Aaaaand... it's been six minutes since that four minute warning. See ya.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate, feelin' really crazy ]]></description>
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                <title>Wewt! Nick finally uploads something!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 11:18:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Now if only I could fit my laptop's wallpaper on a floppy. :/ See, I have a CD burner, but the stupid thing keeps saying that I don't have a Drive D, even though I do... so such much for THAT idea. I guess if my computer gets a virus, I'm losing everything. Anyway, I managed to floppy-isize that picture I drew, so yeah. Cool. <br />
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Macen showed up. Finally. He says that That One Chick already has a boyfriend or two, but I don't know. Macen's never really been a good source of info.<br />
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Well... my next project is probably going to be some kind of... SmithyxNikki fanart. Amazing how I keep shipping my own characters. I mean, geez... I even ship MacenxMaria and MacenxJewel. And ThomxJewel. And ThomxImari, ThomxNaru, ThomxYuki... the list goes on, yo. And the funny thing is, those're actually canon pairings. Sorta.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Argh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 19:16:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I drew this cool picture thingy in openCanvas, and it took me a few hours. And I listened to First Wave Goodbye the whole time. o_o; I finished it, but the floppy disk is messed up or something, so I guess I won't be able to upload it tonight. And it was my best work of art ever, too! Also, I wanted to upload my lappy's desktop, but... it... uhh... it's over 2,000 kb, so it won't fit on a floppy. ARGH.<br />
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Nothing else to say for now, I guess.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Quiz'd</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 May 2006 17:14:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from *<a class="u" href="http://tehmandy.deviantart.com/">tehmandy</a>.<br />
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1. Name: Nick Bate<br />
2. Nickname: Hagurumon or Akagi<br />
3. Birthday: September 1st, 1991<br />
4. Place of Birth: Don't know<br />
5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo<br />
6. Male or Female: Male(?)<br />
7. Education: Currently in ninth grade, with a kindergarten-level education<br />
8. Schools you went to: Central Manor Elementary, Manor Middle.<br />
9. Occupation: Annoying emo kid<br />
10. Residence: Pennsylvania<br />
11. Screen Names: Hagurumon, Hagurumon31, Hagurumon41<br />
<br />
__Your Appearance___<br />
<br />
12. Hair Colour: Brown.<br />
13. Hair Length: Ehh... a little past my shoulders?<br />
14. Eye colour: Hazel, I think.<br />
15. Best Feature: My hair, even though it's still not nearly long enough yet.<br />
16. height: 5'5" according to Mom with a tape measure, 5'6" according to Dad with a brain<br />
17. Braces?: No, but I do need them badly. But I'm not getting them. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
18. Glasses?: Yeah, but I don't wear them much.<br />
19. Piercing: Nope.<br />
20. Tattoos: No.<br />
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty.<br />
<br />
___Your 'Firsts'___<br />
<br />
22. First best friend: Ummm... Colin?<br />
23. First Award: Track and Field for participation (although I ended up last in everything)<br />
24. First Sport You Joined: Pfft. None.<br />
25. First Pet: Baby the cat. The original one. She died a few years back, and I named another cat after her.<br />
26. First Real Vacation: Wildwood, New Jersey<br />
27. First Concert: None<br />
28. First Love: Tara<br />
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___ Favorites___<br />
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29. Movie: I guess the Star Wars movies... I dunno...<br />
30. TV Show: Ummm... Fresh Prince? I don't really know.<br />
31. Color: Green, I guess, at the moment.<br />
32. Rapper: None.<br />
33. Band: I don't really have any TMBG albums yet, so for now I'll go with Nirvana.<br />
34. Song Right Now: "Lounge Act" - Nirvana<br />
35. Friend: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!<br />
36. Candy: Chocolate bars... Kit Kats and stuff.<br />
37. Sport to Play: I don't like sports, yo.<br />
38. Restaurant: Ummm... does Dairy Queen count?<br />
39. Favourite brand to wear: None.<br />
40. Store: Wal-Mart?<br />
41. School Subject: Art...<br />
42. Animal: Cats!<br />
43. Book: Maniac McGee, I guess.<br />
44. Magazine: Cat Fancy.<br />
45. Shoes: Black platforms, which I STILL don't have.<br />
<br />
___Currently___<br />
<br />
46. Feeling: Lonely<br />
47. Single or Taken?: Single. : (<br />
49. Eating: Ninjas. I mean... Cheese Nips.<br />
50. Drinking: Kool Aid.<br />
51. Typing: IMs to hot chicks. Or this. Or SKF scripts.<br />
52. Online?: ...no. AOL keeps kicking me off.<br />
53. Listening To: Dad playing Halo 2. And complaining aboot how bad he sucks.<br />
54. Thinking About: The hottest girl EVER.<br />
55. Wanting To: Hug/make out with/buick people.<br />
56. Watching: AOL taking a half hour just to take me back to the sign on screen after being kicked off.<br />
57. Wearing: Red button-down with gold vertical stripes, khaki pants, white undahdrahs (Fruit of the Loom, I guess)<br />
<br />
__________Future__________<br />
<br />
58. Want Kids?: Yeeah.<br />
59. Want to be Married: Yeah.<br />
60. Careers in Mind: Flash cartooning.<br />
61. Where do you want to live?: California, I guess.<br />
62. Car: NO. Stop asking me, Dad!<br />
<br />
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___<br />
<br />
63. Hair color: Blonde?<br />
64. Hair length: Aboot mid thigh length.<br />
65. Eye colour: Blue?<br />
66. Measurements: Skinny, but not like... skinny to the point where ribs show.<br />
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy.<br />
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.<br />
69. Hugs or Kisses: Hugs.<br />
70. Short or Tall: Tall.<br />
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing.<br />
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic.<br />
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive.<br />
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.<br />
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Hesitant.<br />
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<br />
___Have you ever______<br />
<br />
78. Kissed a Stranger: No.<br />
79. Had Alcohol: Nope.<br />
80. Smoked: No.<br />
81. Ran Away From Home: Many, many times.<br />
82. Broken a bone: A toe once.<br />
85. Broken Someones Heart: No.<br />
86. Broken Up With Someone: No.<br />
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah.<br />
88. Cried At School: Many, many, many, many, many, many times. Nobody cared.<br />
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___Do You Believe In___<br />
<br />
89. God: Yep.<br />
90. Miracles: Yes.<br />
91. Love At First sight: Not really.<br />
93. Aliens: Yeah.<br />
94. Soul Mates: Definitely!<br />
95. Heaven: Yeah.<br />
96. Hell: Yeah.<br />
98. Kissing on the First Date: Yeah.<br />
99. Horoscopes: Yep. I usually read 'em in the newspaper.<br />
<br />
___Answer Truthfully___<br />
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100. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have? Gee, I don't know... ask Mandy.... ]]></description>
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                <title>Joel told me not to say "ZOMG".</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 May 2006 08:45:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Amazing. Apparently Teh Phantom's gone foreva, and Helios is evil... and, umm... there was some shipping involved... Here's the link. <a href="http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/thread.php?forumid=90683&threadid=788709">Link'd. WARNING: Possibly R-rated language?!?!</a> So yeah. Me, Psychosis, Helios and TP were arguing for like, two pages worth of posts.<br />
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Hmmm... I haven't talked aboot Walkingfox for a while, have I? Well... umm... lesse here... He's my Dad's girlfriend's son... and, ummm... he plays bass in a band... and I've heard 'em. They're good, man. Oh, aaaaand... ummm... he has an XBox. And he owns the computer I'm on right now... Uhhh... I 'unno. He's like, in there sleeping.<br />
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As for me, well... I was arguing with Helios 'cause apparently he wanted KNxMandy fanfiction or something. Argh.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
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                <title>KITTIES!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 15:11:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We have ni-hine kit-ties! Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Anyway, the mother of those younger four wasn't feeding them, so Chique adopted them, and moved them in with her own kittens. Awww. My cat's a better parent than my own mom. Also, we named seven of the kittens. The older five (Chique's biological kittens) are Phil, Joel, Cassidy, Craig and Andrew, and two of the younger ones (Ginger's kittens) are Carbon and Shoes. We had them all running around in the hay barn a few times. They really like to climb on our arms and legs.<br />
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Heh. Everyone went out for a motorcycle ride. I have the house to myself! ^_^ Oh, and that butthole Macen still hasn't shown up. Well, guess I'm not gonna be able to ask that one chick out. Oh, and I'm making ANOTHER FRIGGIN' RPG. With RPG Maker 3. This one stars... ummm... some of us cool online peoples. Again. I wish I had the patience to actually finish one of the games I start.<br />
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Mom and Steve are blackmailing me again. "Cut your hair, or no XBox or dice." Well, [censored]. I guess-<br />
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...<br />
<br />
...Why was that censored? Anyway... I guess I'm not getting an XBox. Or those dice. Or KotOR. Man, I really, really hate these people. I'm thinking aboot maybe calling the cops. I mean, I have several witnesses to all the... physical and verbal abuse. Everyone up at Dad's saw that my wrist was bruised from that one fight that one time. 'Cause she grabbed my wrist and my throat and tried to drag me up the street.<br />
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Anyway, enough emo stuff. Uhh... I had a weird dream that I was a minor character in some kind of TV sitcom... and me and this one dude were competing for this one chick... and like, he was enrolling in some college in some country... and I stalked him... And eventually I gave up on that one chick 'cause I had my sights set on someone else. The whole dang thing reminded me of Lizzie McGuire for some strange reason... Clan must've infected my brain. Mandy, please cleanse it before I am forced to shove a steak [sic] through my head.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>A summary of the weekend...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 13:38:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I made a wiki for HMB: The Board... Dad took me to Dairy Queen... I played more KotOR... My eyelid keeps pulsating... Oh, and two of my friends hate me. o_o; Crap. Aw, come on, guys! Stop hating me! I love you! Platonically!<br />
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So what's on deck for this week? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I'm so bored... Oh, but I'm working on a sequel to my PBS fanfic. It's... not exactly coming out the way I wanted it to, though.<br />
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EDIT: Oh, right. Man, am I stupid. I forgot, umm... apparently Mom found four more kittens. But these one's aren't Chique's. We have two female cats, and I guess both of them had kittens at aboot the same time. So that makes 9 kittens now. And add that to the 11 cats we already have, and that's... 20 cats.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Phat.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:19:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I posted my yearbook page up on HMB: The Board. Sooo... go check it oot. Also, I just now find oot KN has a dA account. Wow. I should terrorize him now. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /> Nah, not really. HOLY FLYING FRUITFUL NUDISTS, LOOK OVER THERE! Haha, psyche.<br />
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So, umm. Macen didn't show up yesterday. That's not cool, man. I need him to ask that one hot chick oot. Ah, well. I go up to Dad's today anyway. I love you better than myself. No, wait... that doesn't really work. :/<br />
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DUDE. I need to buy stuff. Online. Also, I should probably get some kind of PC game for my laptop. There's a PC version of KOTOR, but I think you still need an XBox for that. Dag.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate (Macen, where are you?!) ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Wow, GameFAQ is actually kinda cool</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:12:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thanks to GameFAQ, I now know how d20 rulesets work! World of pen-and-paper RPGs, here I come! ^_^<br />
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Also, lately I've been thinking aboot this one hot chick I knew three years ago, but haven't seen since. I think it's fairly obvious that we liked eachother. Or not. I'm not sure. Eh, whatever. It's probably just my lonliness getting worse each day.<br />
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I WANT AN XBOX.<br />
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Macen's actually been showing up again for the past few days. Yesterday, he went home early, though. Apparently he was sick. Anyway, he wanted me to write a poem, but I suck at poem writing (and writing in general), so he made me make a pen-and-paper RPG instead. And that was BEFORE I read the GameFAQ thing, so... yeah. Then my sister said that one swear word... with the f... and the five letters... and Mom blamed it on me. Then she and Macen hit me with stuff.<br />
<br />
My mom really needs to like, go away forever. This morning she was being all stupid and yelling at me aboot how I'm not going to pass ninth grade. Well, DUH, Mom. I shouldn't have even passed KINGERGARTEN. But whatever, that's the board of education's mistake, not mine.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
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                <title>Cool. It's me again.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 16:13:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I IS NOT COOL<br />
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So, umm... the past week... stayed at Nanny's, away from the evil douchebaggian parents of mine. I brought my latop down, as well as Heroscape (although I never got around to playing it), some paper, schoolwork, and other crap. I also faced one of my fears and went to K-Mart. Yes, I'm afraid of shopping. SHUT UP. Anyway, I was originally searching for the usual stuff, and I actually did manage to find one of the things on mah list. One word: Nirvana. Yay-uh, baby!<br />
<br />
I STILL friggin' want Dungeons & Dragons. But like... nobody has it. I did see it at a bookstore a few months ago, but I didn't have my money. We never got back up there again, because... well... we don't read. I got a milkshake today! ^_^ I want another one. They're just... so delicious.<br />
<br />
So here's what you guys can do.<br />
1. Gimme a hug.<br />
2. Teach me how the @#$% to play Dungeons & Dragons.<br />
3. Instant message me. I wanna talk to people! >_<<br />
4. Looooooooove meeeeeeeeee!<br />
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<3 The name is Nick Bate, hook me up with a date! ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Cool. It's me.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:35:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I'm here for the weekend. Unfortunately, I have to go home early tomorrow for... Easter dinner, so I guess tonight is the last night of freedom I'll have until Friday. : ( I hate my freaking mom so much. And Steve, too.<br />
<br />
Soooo... uhh... I guess this week I'll be doing some... Bonus Stage watching... and possibly some... umm... PS2 playing... and of course pillow hugging. And also thinking up evil and chaotic ways in which Mom and Steve can die. The problem is, if I killed them I'd get arrested, despite all the crap they've gotten away with. >_> I should go to, like... New Jersey. Or maybe Germany. Or France. Those countries are pretty cool.<br />
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I need a hug. And a girlfriend. And a milkshake. They bring all the boys to the yard, after all!<br />
<br />
Well, me an' the crew were discussing ideas for Psychosis' project. You know... PBS. It's cool and stuff. My ideas mainly involved nekkid Bonus Stage characters. Whee!<br />
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So, until Friday, see ya. Go ahead and kill Mom and Steve if you want.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
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                <title>Please. Please kill my parents. PLEASE.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:54:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm grounded again. Steve caught me sneaking online. So now I'm back to only being online on weekends at Dad's.<br />
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Also, the jerks are making me learn how to ride a bike. Mom has also been continuing to insult me by saying things such as (and this is a good one): me being switched at birth, and my real parents are lazy white trash ex-cons who get arrested every week. Plus, she's been spreading rumors aboot me that're like, completely ruining my rep. Not like I HAVE a rep, but still.<br />
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Please kill them. PLEASE. If you need my address, just ask. AND GO KILL THEM. DO IT. NOW. ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Wave of D-V-A! Tions!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:47:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Uploaded four comics I drew last night in my rage. I also gave all y'all a sneak peek at Garage Sale's first draft. Tara... CO-WRITE. DO IT. NOW. Everyone else, check that stuff out. It sucks, but oh well. Heh, I can't wait to tell Smithy aboot Cassidy. XD<br />
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Ah, and guess what? Steve's threatening to take everything out of my room unless I change my handwriting. Umm... okay... let me get this straight... I have had the same handwriting for 14 years now... and he wants me to get a new handwriting style? Aaaaand... he gave me a month time limit. Now, uh... just what the @#$% is he smoking? Other than cigarettes?<br />
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Also, I started yet ANOTHER RPG. This one has 14 playable characters (although at the beginning, you have to choose one of four to be the main character, so it's really just 11), all with different classes and weapons. It won't even have a storyline, just optional sidequests and mini-games. NOW SMELL ME!<br />
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I'm still depressed. Bonus Stage is over (tragedy #1), Cloak is Cassidy (tragedy #2), and now something happened to Myrrh (tragedy #3). I don't know what the heck happened, but I guess we'll all find out after a while.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate (eh, who am I kidding, that's not even my real last name...) ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:53:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Crap, yo. I have to return to The House of Evil today. But luckily, Thursday is gonna be pretty awesome! If they let me! And they'd better! Or else they'll end up with Joel's bat shoved up their skull!<br />
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Dude. This weekend has been full of hilariously awkward conversations. Also, Bonus Stage needs an episode 88 to come out. Liiiiike... within two hours. And if it doesn't make the two hour time limit, I say we go protest outside Matt Wilson's house. WHO'S WITH MAH?!<br />
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<3 Nick Bate (well... not really ;D) ]]></description>
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                <title>Someone needs to write a song aboot buicking, too</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2006 20:07:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Here, lemme try to write a song aboot buicking. Umm... okay.<br />
<br />
"And then... some guy came up to me<br />
And then I took a pee<br />
Then, like, he buick'd some chick<br />
And then I picked up a toothpick."<br />
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Yeah... that didn't work. We need a better songwriter than me. Which I guess is everyone on Earth.<br />
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You know what else we need? A Jessica [Hentai] Fanclub! Where everyone draws Jessica hentai!<br />
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Um... I don't have much to say today. <br />
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*everyone grins*<br />
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...Okay, fine. Be that way. I'll remember this on Christmas.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
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                <title>Bored? Check THIS out.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:21:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *posts link to a questionaire that is supposed to predict your love life but actually sends me all your answers*<br />
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Mwahaha. I'm so evil.<br />
<br />
Well, I ran some eBay searches, and found what I was looking for. Thing is, I have to show 'em to Mom the Forbidden Evil One (1000 ATK 1000 DEF) and see if she'll actually let me buy 'em. I have like, 29 dollars still. <br />
<br />
And remember that so-cool-it'll-kick-your-face-in Bonus Stage CD I was working on... the one which was intended to bring episodes over from the Windows XP to my non-Internet lappy so I could watch 'em whenever... the one that I spent countless hours, days and nights working on down here on the one computer that actually has Internet access? STEVE UNINSTALLED THE CD BURNER.<br />
<br />
...he must pay.<br />
<br />
Macen hasn't showed up yet... but then again, it's only 11:18 AM. He usually shows up from like... 1-4 PM. I can't wait to see what hilarious non-canon SKF-related antics take place today! And you know what? You people need to get over here and play with us. I can't do all the voices myself, dangit!<br />
<br />
Well, I'ma have to get my lappy hooked up to the 'Net as soon as possible. Of course, I still need a way to get mo' money, mo' money, mo' money. O_O ...what... was... that? Well, I'm gonna grab a Mountain Dew. I'm all tired, so... I need some caffeine. And a girlfriend.<br />
<br />
*beatboxes really, really badly*<br />
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<3 Nick Bate, the man whose plans are usually retarded ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>The Return of Macen</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:32:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's right, folks. Macen came up. Apparently he's been gone because he's been busy with a job and a girlfriend. Anyway, we played SKF, and here's the plot to what went down:<br />
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Macen leads da boys on a quest to spy on an all-girls party. Nick finds himself stealing hot chicks' clothing and kicking little children, while Smithy finds himself goin' on dates all the time. The girls play a rousing game of Truth or Dare, and unfortunately, nobody really wants to do any of the dares. Well, except Jewel. She'd do any dare ever. Yeah. Totally. Later, Goliath send Nick on a mission to find some mushrooms in a treasure chest, while Macen mixes some sectretly spiked fruit punch in an attempt to make everyone drunk.<br />
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All that and more happened when Macen visited today. Man, it was crazy. I kept getting tackled by hot chicks. It was great. ^_^ Also, he was here last night, too, and he kidnapped all the girls. Then somehow I became a Sith and beat the crap out of hundreds of Jedi.<br />
<br />
Also, I'm adding onto my list of stuff to get eventually. The Dungeons and Dragons starter kit thingy, yo. I have this character generator on my laptop, but I don't know what the feats and skills and crap do, so I'ma need to get the rulebook sometime. But I always make myself a Chaotic Good Human Bard with high charisma. Ville.<br />
<br />
Also, I downloaded an updated Windows Media Player, only to find that I need to upgrade my lappy to Windows XP first. I'm not sure if I have enough memory, though. I think I have aboot 21 GB of free space on my hard drive. So... I don't know.<br />
<br />
Also, KOTOR is exactly like D&D. And I leave you with that.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Buick plz</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:29:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why will nobody let me buick them?! D :< IT'S PLATONIC, DAMMIT! ...Ahem. Sorry 'boot that. I'm kinda stricken from lack of... butts... or whatever. Man. Today I was playing KOTOR. And surprisingly, it has nothing to do with KOKOR. But hey, I have two swords, and that's good enough for me. Oh, and also:<br />
<br />
Akagi is your new world ruler! says:<br />
I don't see what everyone's anuslickaphobia's all aboot.<br />
Myrrh: Ask about The Myrrh Game! No, really. Ask me. says:<br />
I don't understand what your anuslickophilia is all about!<br />
<br />
Excellent comeback. But not excellent enough... Anyway, I really feel like, uh... doing... something... something cool. So... I'm gonna do that... later tonight... I just wish I had a visual. *HINT HINT* (...please?)<br />
<br />
Me an' Myrrh also had a discussion concerning June's tan. And just before that, I made a movie reference. Wow, dude. WF's been gone, like all day. Ah, well. It's pretty quiet around here, and I have my choice of Internet or XBox. I was on the XBox a little, as I said before, but then I switched back to teh Internetz. I need some love.<br />
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Oh, and good news. Meebo finally works right, so I guess I'll be on Yahoo now. Yeah, I logged on, just for the heck of it, and I was able to add people to my buddy list, and IM and stuff. So, that's cool. I'm thinking of maybe just using Meebo for all three of my instant messengers, so I don't have to sign into MSN Messenger and AIM all the time.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>My gibberish pwns your gibberish.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:35:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was working on the SKFWiki quite a bit. Mainly, I was making shortcut pages to each episode, and making pages for the untitled episodes. I'll eventually have to put the episode descriptions up, too. Also, I'm planning on making a little bit of the series interactive... like this one episode gives you a choice of which scene to go to, and after that scene the normal storyline continues. But for some reason that reminds me too much of Bonus Stage. Do you realize how hard it is to not accidentally rip off Matt Wilson?<br />
<br />
Also, Dad has not picked me up yet. I guess it'll be tomorrow morning, like it's been the past couple weeks. And dude. I can't think of anything to do offline. I did write some SKF scripts, but I need a break. : / So I took some time to try and memorize song lyrics. And it worked... kind of.<br />
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I would like a hug, please. Hug me. Do it. Do it now. OH! OH! OH! Speaking of hugging, I was actually starting to type up that fanfiction with the love square in it. You know what I'm talkin' boot right, guys? Yeah. I started working on chapter 1. I have like, five paragraphs so far.<br />
<br />
Oh, and if you're wondering why I haven't been on MSN... Two words: "My mom". Every time she lets me on for an hour she's like, "Don't talk to no stupid people", but I do it anyway because none of you are stupid. Don't worry... every weekend when I go to Dad's... I'll be on. I'll. Be. On.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Cool! Episode 7 finally has a plot!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>The Episode Description for SKF #7</b><br />
<i>{With Nick still stricken from depression and lack of buttseckz, Roxy decides to splurge on her "Be-Nice-To-Nick" budget and call on the one person who can cheer him up.}</i><br />
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Ooooh. Emo episode. Sounds good to me.<br />
<br />
Also, Mom woke me up at like, 9 AM to do all kinds of chores. I can't even remember what they all are. This sucks. I wanna not live here anymore. GEE, I WISH SOMEONE WOULD TAKE ME IN OFF THE STREETS. </hint hint> : /<br />
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*cough cough* Yeah, uh... man, I'm havin' a good ol' time over at HMB: The Board these days. Which reminds me, its two-year anniversary is in July. July 29th, I think. I don't remember. I'll have to check the bottom of the index page again. And yeah, I set it up back in mid-2004. Good ol' Phantommon is still the oldest member, since techincally, "Hagurumon" died. Or so they <i>think...</i> *shifty*<br />
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Hugs, please.<br />
<br />
Okay, so like, I've been working on my SKF scripts as usual. I think I might be out of my writer's block, because episode 22 ("Alpha, Beta, Crappa") looks kinda decent. But I should probably go back and fix up some other ones.<br />
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This is Nick the brick, signing off.<br />
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<3 Nick ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Looooove meeeeee...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:00:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, my coughing is over. Now I'm having hot flashes, but I prefer them over the other crap I had this month.<br />
<br />
Wow. In just three days, five people joined the Batia Studios crew. Man, SKF is gonna kick ass now.<br />
<br />
Anyway, despite yet another of my hopes and dreams being shattered, I guess I still have a little will to live left. Maybe. Eh, I guess so.<br />
<br />
Me an' CE1/Phantommon/The Conductor were working on the SKFWiki last night. I didn't really do much other than add a few characters to the cast listing.<br />
<br />
Also, here's a list of stuff I look for in a girlfriend, just in case... you know... somethin' happens. If you recall, the first person to hook me up STILL wins 1000 points and a pizza.<br />
*Bonus Stage obsession<br />
*Hotness<br />
*Hugs<br />
*Buttseckz, I guess<br />
*Ummm... actually, that's it.<br />
<br />
Yeah, I know... I suck. Whatev.<br />
<br />
I have the strangest urge to take screenshots of Bonus Stage.<br />
<br />
Also, I found some cool platform shoes on eBay yesterday, but I looked again today, and for some reason my size is no longer there. Ah, well. I'll check back again later.<br />
<br />
I also still need to draw nekkid Bonus Stage peeps. And yes. I know. "I WANT NEKKID PHIL". I haven't forgotten. I'll get to that. But I'm guessing some of you saw that comic I drew the other day... I'm really, really bad at drawing. >_<<br />
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<3 Nick ]]></description>
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                <title>WARNING: Long rant coming up.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:32:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Here I am. 12:14 PM. On MSN Messenger. And guess who's online? NOBODY. Dudes... the Internet is more important than school. The only problem is, if you don't go, they arrest you. That's why if I ever become president (which I won't), school is becoming optional. Also, child abuse would be illegal. Nobody really needs education, in my opinion. I mean, come on. 8 hours a day for, what, 180 days? 180 a year for like, 12 years? That's 17,280 hours of torture, completely wasted time, because you don't even need it in the first place. Besides, isn't torture illegal? At least, that's what America says.<br />
<br />
And this concludes today's rant on education. If you disagree, you're smelly. Well, actually... I've smelled most of you. You smell pretty good. Like vanilla. Or lemons. Lemony vanilla fragrances. It's awesome. Whatever perfume you guys wear, keep wearing it. It's deliciously aromatic. *cough cough* Anyway, Mom's out on Avon business, so I'm online inputting a few orders. Also, I'm obviously on other sites, too. Ssh. Don't tell her. : P<br />
<br />
Also, if it seems that I have a hatred of school, you're right. I DESPISE SCHOOL. Too many horrible memories. And all that wasted time that I'll never be able to get back. During that wasted time, I could've been doing something that actually WILL get me a better life someday, liiiiiike... talking to hot chicks on the Internet, or drawing some SKF stuff. Not that I really had SKF in mind back then, but still. I had The Nick Team back then. And also, back in elementary school and middle school, all the kids and some of the staff hated me. Dude. I got into fights all the time, just because of my personality (which was the same as it is now). Honestly. Could you imagine, like, some school kids ganging up and beating the crap out of Phil? ...Okay, bad example. <br />
<br />
But, look. I'm luckily out of school now (homeschooled), so there's one obstacle out of the way. Now I just need to get out of this house and never come back. Because I also hate my parents, and my life in general, and I'm actually kinda sick of being alive. Maybe I wouldn't be if only my friggin' parents would leave me alone. Man, I looked in this Kid's Encyclopedia thing, and apparently minimum wage is like, 600 bucks a week. 600 A WEEK. How am I having so much trouble getting 50 a month?! If I could actually get some kid of crappy job, even for minimum wage, I could at least get my own house somewhere. Maybe I can work at some fast food place or... I dunno. But dude. 600 a month. That can easily cover the house payments, Internet access, the phoneline, and maybe electricity. And yes, that's all I need. Dude, screw plumbing. I don't want a bathroom anyway. And heat? Heck, I'll get by on buttloads of blankets. All I need leftover is enough for like, food, and I guess I'll need a frisge, can opener, and microwave. I think 600 a month can cover that stuff...<br />
<br />
I'm serious, man. If the bank won't let me get my own place despite me having the money, just because I'm only 14, I'm going to be extremely pissed. Also, I'm feeling really emo today. Just thought I should warn you.<br />
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With love,<br />
<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
                <author>~Hagurumon</author>
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                <title>Journal time with Nick Bate!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:39:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yes, I just did an SKF status report and a survey, but now it's time for a report on... you know... stuff.<br />
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I tried drawing the Nick Bate thing I mentioned the other day, and as expected, I screwed up. Ironically, I drew something too big. Also, I made a list of the voice actors and stuff (I voice 11 characters!). Batia Studios has 5 crew members, so far. Although I'm not sure if Tara's still gonna do stuff or not. Anywaaaaay... I was watching more Bonus Stage. I then tried to draw Joel and Phil with my drawing tablet. Turned out pretty nicely.<br />
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Man, I have very little time left on here, so I'd better, uh, get over to HMB: The Board. Latah, dudes and dudettes.<br />
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<3 Nick Bate ]]></description>
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                <title>A survey</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:33:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stole'd from *<a class="u" href="http://tehmandy.deviantart.com/">tehmandy</a><br />
<br />
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I:<br />
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» I committed suicide: I would cry and be depressed forever.<br />
» I lived next door to you: Well, first off, I wouldn't be emo. Like, at all. Also, I'd hug you all the time.<br />
» I started smoking: I wouldn't care. It's your choice, not mine.<br />
» I stole something: Same answer.<br />
» I was hospitalized: I would visit and probably cry. And make get-well cards.<br />
» I ran away from home: I would probably try to help find ya.<br />
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: Beat the crap out of whoever it was.<br />
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:<br />
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» Personality: HAWT. ^_^<br />
» Art: Really good. I'm jealous.<br />
» Comments: Okay... I don't understand this question.<br />
» Character Designs: Dude, dude, dude! They're cooooool!<br />
<br />
WHAT ABOUT US:<br />
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» Who are you? Umm... I'm Nick... the hippie...<br />
» Are we friends? Yeah.<br />
» When and how did we meet? Through Tara and dA, I think. It was like... two or three months ago, I think.<br />
» How have I affected you? Well, I'm a lot happier now... new friends ROCK!<br />
» What do you think of me? Smart, funny, talented, hot, cool, awesome in general.<br />
» What's the fondest memory you have of me? It's kind hard to pick. We haven't really talked much due to my IM obstacles.<br />
» How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Hopefully forever!<br />
» Have I ever hurt you? Nope.<br />
» Would you hug me? YES.<br />
» Are we close? Well... I consider you to be a close friend, so... probably.<br />
» Emotionally, what stands out? ...what? What does that mean?<br />
» Do you wish I was cooler? Nope.<br />
» On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? Uhh... maybe aboot 8? I don't know.<br />
» Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. What?! I don't know... I'm not very creative with names... >_<<br />
» Am I loveable? Ya.<br />
» How long have you known me? Two or three months, I believe.<br />
» Describe me in one word. Awesome?<br />
» What was your first impression? "GASP. BONUS STAGE!" XD<br />
» Do you still think that way about me now? I... guess so.<br />
» What do you think my weakness is? Pssssh. I don't know.<br />
» Do you think I'll get married? Well, you kind of already are.<br />
» What about me makes you happy? Pretty much everything.<br />
» What about me makes you sad? The fact that you live really far away.<br />
» What reminds you of me? Rya.<br />
» What's something you would change about me? I would give you the ability to get instant messengers to work. OooOooOOoooo!<br />
» How well do you know me? I think I know you fairly well maybe, but I'm probably wrong.<br />
» Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yep.<br />
» Do you think I would kill someone? I could see you killing Clan or someone else you hate, I guess.<br />
» Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Yeah. Aaaaaand... I just did. BOOYA! ]]></description>
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                <title>SKF gets its own journal!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:05:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Info is subject to change. If you've got me watch'd, you'll be notified if it does, I guess.<br />
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<b>Characters/Voice Actors</b><br />
Akagi ... Nick Bate<br />
Baby ... Baby Knight<br />
Cat ...<br />
Domen ... Nick Bate<br />
Dr. Kennedy ... Smithy93<br />
Erik ... Nick Bate<br />
General Optimism ... Nick Bate<br />
General Walkingfox ...<br />
Goliath ... Nick Bate<br />
Imari ...<br />
Jerome ... Smithy93<br />
Jewel ... Tara<br />
Kilroy ... Nick Bate<br />
Kris Crosse ... Nick Bate<br />
Macen ...<br />
Matt ...<br />
Mandy ... Mandy<br />
Maria ...<br />
Mike ... Nick Bate<br />
Mr. Johnson ...<br />
Naru ...<br />
Nick ... Nick Bate<br />
Nikki ... Nick Bate<br />
Paratroopa ...<br />
Randy ... Futuramaooy<br />
Roxy ... Tara<br />
Scott ... Nick Bate<br />
Smithy ... Smithy93<br />
Taylor ... Nick Bate<br />
Thom ... King Nintendoid<br />
Unnamed Villain ...<br />
Vladimir ... Futuramaooy<br />
Waylon ... Futuramaooy<br />
Yuki ...<br />
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MORE INFO TO COME ]]></description>
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