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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:29:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hello all<br />i had a fantastic day 8D<br />seriously it was fucking awesome<br />shame about school<br />but after..<br />snow,<br />my very good friend Dan<br />and the woods.<br /><br />ahh...<br /><br />anyway, yes, presents are cheap this year for i am broke<br />tis sad<br /><br />i'm in a sticky predicament<br /><br />i have a lovely boyfriend<br />he's kind, clever, cute and really i have no reason at all to be how i am<br />but after our long time together, shit happens, and i don't know what we have in common any more. in fact i have a feeling our relationship is held together soley by affection, which while this is lovely, theres stuff missing. a few people who read this will know what thats done. i do not wish to hurt him, and it would hurt him a great deal if i broke up with him, especially cause he's a lovely boy, but i need more.<br /><br />it worries me that my time with a certian Daniel is in fact much more engaging, we seem to have everything in common, he's fucking gorgeous, and really interesting but on my wavelength. nobodys perfect, but he's sooo close<br />and i really think i'm starting to fall for him<br />but this cannot. happen. again.<br />i'm tired of inter-romantic bullshit which seems to lead soley to my face being ripped off while other parties remain unscathed. i want to keep my boyfriend, i want us to be in love, i want to be with him and feel proud of him and us and what and who we are.... but i'm not.<br />in fact i feel like one of those "realdolls" sometimes<br />and now, when he thinks he might lose me, he's suddenly sweetness, light and guilt trips. i never left butterflies in his tummy before.. in fact he used to fess up about thinking of my friends occasionally in a more than friendly manner, and it hurt but i was glad he could be honest. i want to be faithful, i want to understand and cherish one sole romantic endeavor but to do that i need someone who can give me what i need... and so far i'm only getting partial stuff. it goes to show you always want what you can't have i suppose, all this lovey dovey etc now i put the frighteners on him. i understand i'm young, and there are plenty of fish in the sea, and if i ever dare mention poly-amourous behaviour again my remains will be gathered via bucket and mop, so now i have to think. How can i, if at all, improve a relationship thats been faulty for about 10 months? i would like to improve it, i would like to repair it, but can i? would it be better to hunt pastures new? this is very difficult...<br /><br />your thoughts?<br /><br />PS: Dear she knows who she is... i don't like fighting TT_TT can we make up? for christmas? this is getting silly..<br /><br /><br />peace out my friends!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cannie is Teh Win</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:17:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="bg"><br /><br />1.YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car)<br />Pebbles Renault<br /><br />2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe)<br />MintyBoots<br /><br />3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)<br />Blue Walrus<br /><br /><br />4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born)<br />Rose Stafford<br /><br /><br />5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name)<br />Towha (BIONICAL FTW)<br /><br />6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)<br />Orange Soda<br /><br /><br />7. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)<br />Autumn Snapdragon<br /><br />8. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing youÂre wearing right now)<br />Blackberry Pants<br /><br />9. YOUR REAL NAME:<br />Trouble<br /><br />10. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)<br />Hanizzle<br /><br />11. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)<br />who knew detectives are native american? >_><br />i will be different here and state my other favourite animals<br />Blue Bear<br /><br />12. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)<br />Black Jack<br /><br />13. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)<br />Haruto!<br /><br />14. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)<br />Captain Rose<br /><br /></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>hello, my name is Hannah, and i'm a Memeholic T_T</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:32:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1, what color is your toothbrush?<br />White & Green.<br /><br />2, Name one person who made you smile today.<br />My dad.<br /><br />3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:<br />Homework, from 7:45 onward TT_TT<br /><br />4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?<br />Homework... still. However, its done which is good.<br /><br />5, What is your favorite candy bar?<br />milky way, or Crunchies<br /><br />6, Have you ever been to a strip club?<br />my worrying, worrying little brother ensures i needn't leave the house for the privilage *shudders*<br /><br />7, What is the last thing you said aloud?<br />Bon nuit Papa<br /><br />8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?<br />clotted cream, or honeycomb, or mint, or blackberry sorbet, or *rambles on and on*<br /><br />9, What was the last thing you had to drink?<br />Tea<br /><br />10, Do you like your wallet?<br />for as long as its got something in it, yes.<br /><br />11, What was the last thing you ate?<br />a chocolate covered nut<br /><br />12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?<br />it was a rare event, but i bought a skirt, some underwear and some tights (which are shit >_&gt<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br /><br />13, The last sporting event you watched?<br />... *laughs*<br /><br />14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?<br />buttered ~Â¬~<br /><br />15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?<br />my mum<br /><br />16, Ever go camping?<br />never unsupervised<br /><br />17, Do you take vitamins daily?<br />i have to TT_TT<br /><br />18, Do you go to church every Sunday?<br />i got kicked out, no lie.<br /><br />19, Do you have a tan?<br />i reflect the light xD<br /><br />20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?<br />it depends, sometimes you're sick of the sight of stuff<br /><br />21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?<br />if i have a straw, yes.<br /><br />22, What did your last text message say?<br />"bing bong" from Cannie *confused*<br /><br />23, What are you doing tomorrow?<br />History presentation. i can rest easy knowing i definitely did my share of the work.<br /><br />25, Look to your left, what do you see?<br />lamp, toilet roll, rags, books, wardrobe, clock<br /><br />26, What color is your watch?<br />i lose them. my most recent watch is teal (somewhere)<br /><br />27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?<br />bloody hell that was loud...<br /><br />28, What is your birthstone?<br />Emerald<br /><br />29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?<br />i can't drive yet TT_TT<br /><br />30, What is your favorite number?<br />7. i was really depressed for my 8th birthday ^_^; strange child...<br /><br />31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?<br />Lachlan<br /><br />32, Any plans today?<br />its over, i'm in bed TT_TT<br /><br />33, How many states have you lived in?<br />mum says my room is a state<br /><br />34, Biggest annoyance right now?<br />feeling ill/depressed on occasion. its an arsepain<br /><br />35, Last song listened to?<br />i was watching fantasia between bouts of history... i looove the mushrooms >w<<br /><br />36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?<br />G-A no problem... Z-A i'll need time<br /><br />37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?<br />i prefer to call her Grandma *grins*<br /><br />38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?<br />trainers, they rule. they have never failed me by blistering me or falling off/being taken off at inconvenient moments such as... *holds up a flat teal shoe* ^_^<br /><br />39, Are you jealous of anyone?<br />i'm dealing with it. However, some things are tough to deal with... did you know my Bro is cleverer than me? TT_TT<br /><br />40, Is anyone jealous of you?<br />people that are don't know me well enough xD<br /><br />41, Do you love anyone?<br />*laughs* oh dear...<br /><br />42, Do any of your friends have children?<br />not.. that.. i.. know of..? *looks worried*<br /><br />43, What do you usually do during the day?<br />at school, i'm either failing at being funny, studying, or trying to stay awake. at home, its HWK or lounging about mostly, i don't have the energy to go far TT_TT<br /><br />44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?<br />i don't like "hate" but i know i have felt it. I am (mercifully) not in contact with them though.<br /><br />45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?<br />probably<br /><br />46, What color is your car?<br />gray-een<br /><br />47, Do you like cats?<br />i do ^_^<br /><br />48. Are you thinking about someone right now?<br />i'm replacing all her answers with my own so its kinda hard not to *smiles*<br /><br />49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?<br />wazzat?<br /><br />50, How did you get your worst scar?<br />when i was born they cut my umbilical chord. when the stump fell out i had this little hole in the middle of my belly. quite deep too.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>to whome it may concern</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:15:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ bon soir<br /><br />yes.. this is a warning more than anything, but lighthearted as at this precise moment in time i'm quite content.<br />i'm not well.. and i can see myself degenerating which frustrates me. I've dropped a subject at school due to a total inability to deal with the workload AND get the sleep my body demands. i'm left feeling debilitated, useless, and i'll be honest.. scared. on top of this i have depressive bouts, hyper moments which i treasure and utilise, and i'm extremely emotionally vulnerable..<br />I also feel i don't give a fuck sometimes as well. luckily i can hide most of my symptoms at school so there isn't mass annoyance/panic... but i'm not sure how long i'll be able to do that.<br />oh, what i'd give to have a "vulcan mode"<br /><br />yeah... so if you speak to me and i A: burst into tears B: kill you or C: don't respond because my limbs arent functioning... blame this.<br /><br />on a lighter note.... there was a cuuuuuuuuuuute guineapig in the petshop n we might buy him... maybe... oh i want him >w< he was red.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>this is legit! i was tagged... really!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:47:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dear <a href="http://crimsonhonour.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/r/crimsonhonour.jpg?1" alt=":iconcrimsonhonour:" title="crimsonhonour"/></a> :<br /><br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it first of May with George Bush and his wife and i saw you knock out my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Ectreme Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service and the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think about a new life as a clone.<br /><br />greetings to your frog Leonard,<br /><a href="http://hannahlovesvictor.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/a/hannahlovesvictor.jpg" alt=":iconhannahlovesvictor:" title="hannahlovesvictor"/></a><br /><br />leonard! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /><br /><br /><br />_______________________________<br /><br />+ RULES:<br />Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.<br /><br />+ HOW YOU DO THE LETTER MEME:<br /><br />Just pick your answers and replace them on these numbers. xÂ°D<br />___________________________________<br /><br />Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):<br /><br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .<br /><br />___12___,<br />-Your name-<br /><br />1. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT?<br />Blue - Our romance is over<br />Red - Our affair is over<br />White - I'll join the monastery<br />Black - I dislike you<br />Green - Our horoscope doesn't match<br />Grey - You're a pervert<br />Yellow - I'm selling myself<br />Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />Brown - The mafia wants you<br />No shirt - You're a loser<br />Other - I'm in love with your sister<br /><br />2. WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?<br />January - That night<br />February - Last year<br />March - When your dwarf bit me<br />April - When I tripped on sesame seeds<br />May - First of May<br />June - When you put cuffs on me<br />July - When I threw up<br />August - When I saw the shrunken head<br />September - When we skinny dipped<br />October - When I quoted Santa<br />November - When your dog ran amok<br />December - When I changed tennis shoes<br /><br />3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?<br />Tacos - In your apartment<br />Pizza - In your camping car<br />Pasta - Outside of Chicago<br />Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />Salad - As you ate enchilada<br />Chicken - In your closet<br />Kebap - With Paris Hilton<br />Fish - In women's clothing<br />Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation<br />Lasagna - At the mental hospital<br />Hot dog - Under a state of trance<br />None of the above - With George Bush and his wife<br /><br />4. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?<br />Yellow - Hit on<br />Red - Insult<br />Black - Ignore<br />Blue - Knock out<br />Purple - Pour syrup on<br />White - Carve your initials into<br />Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />Brown - Put leeches on<br />Orange - Castrate<br />Pink - Pull the toupee off<br />Barefoot - Sit on<br />Other - Drive out<br /><br />5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?<br />Black - My best friend<br />White - My father<br />Grey - Bill Clinton<br />Brown - My fart balloon<br />Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©<br />Red - Donald Duck<br />Blue - My avocado plant<br />Yellow - My penpal in Ghana<br />Orange - My Kid Rock-collection<br />Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper<br />None - My John F. Kennedy-statue<br />Other - The crazy monk<br /><br />6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?<br />Scrubs - Man<br />O.C. - Emotional<br />One Tree Hill - Open<br />Heroes - Frostbitten<br />Lost - High<br />House - Scarred<br />Simpsons - Cowardly<br />The news - Mongolic<br />Idol - Masochistic<br />Family Guy - Senile<br />Top Model - Middle-class<br />None of the above - Ashamed<br /><br />7. YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?<br />Happy - How awful I've felt<br />Sad - How boring you are<br />Bored - That Santa doesn't exist<br />Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage<br />Depressed - That we're cousins<br />Excited - That there is no solution to this.<br />Nervous - The middle-east<br />Worried - That your Honda sucks<br />Apathetic - That I did a sex-change<br />Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster<br />Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men<br />Overjoyous - That I'm open<br />Other - That Extreme Home Ma... ]]></description>
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                <title>The Gathering</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:01:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOOOP<br />i have armour<br />i'm going to wear it to 6thform<br />it is a leather corset and adventurer pants... with boots and a hooded cape. i also plan to have a latex sword.<br />it will be hot<br />and then i will be killed by chavs<br /><br />ANYWAY the gathering!<br /><br />i am now a member of the bards guild after an impressive rendition of "the scotsmans kilt" so yes... that is impressive cause it must mean i have SOME talent <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> the head honcho clapped which is apparently unusual<br /><br />the lady who fitted my corset says i have beautiful eyes ^_^ >_><br /><br />i got twatted for walking across a battlefield and had to lie dead for 10 minutes... some undead horde ran at me yelling "death to bards you noisy buggars" and smacked me flat with their swords xD i had no weapon of my own so.. -_- i really shouldn't have walked accross singing "death to the zombies, oh wait, never mind!" xD i didn't KNOW there were zombies, i was going to the bard tent TT_TT<br /><br /> oh and i locked my 10 year old brother into single combat with some massive orcman<br /> but he was cool n taught him how to fight rp style<br /><br /> and there was an alchemy tea party where we had liquorice juice... and other more potent beverages like... grass-wine and nettle tea. there were also goblin cakes (none of this fairy crap!)<br /><br />and "Troy" (character name of random 27 year old i met while waiting for a burger) wanted me to help him finish a rum stash... i don't think he quite grasped how old i was, but it was flattering nonetheless<br /><br /><br />with that... i depart for bed. i'm worn out xD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>replacement</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:01:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my old journal was far too long... this is much better <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />got my results too.. damn you Cannie how dare you beat me xD at least i cook mince AFTER removing the wrapping...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>guess where i got this...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:31:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Do you still talk to your FIRST love?<br />no.. TT_TT<br /><br />What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?<br />i tried some of my uncles beer when i was about 6 or 7<br /><br />What was your FIRST job?<br />Candyfloss vendor<br /><br />What was your FIRST car?<br />i'm not qualified to drive but i remember a big blue thing... <br /><br />Who was the FIRST person to text you today?<br />i'm not so popular as to be texted every day<br /><br />Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?<br />my brother cause he bashed my door down >_<<br /><br />Who was your FIRST grade teacher?<br />I will assume that this = Reception. Mrs Parker<br /><br />Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?<br />barbados ~_~<br /><br />Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?<br />Jenny Mac... and no.. we went to different secondaries<br /><br />Where was your FIRST sleep over?<br />Shannons house i think..<br /><br />Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?<br />mon frere<br /><br />Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?<br />my parents.. i was 1 ^_^<br /><br />What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?<br />die of a heart attack as my brother burst through my door making silly noises<br /><br />What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?<br />i havn't been ^_^;<br /><br />FIRST broken bone?<br />i'm convinced i broke my foot one time because it went black where i'd kicked the walking thing<br /><br />FIRST piercing?<br />none<br /><br />FIRST foreign country you've gone to?<br />Barbados<br /><br />FIRST movie you remember seeing?<br />probably some disney thing..<br /><br />When was your FIRST detention?<br />year 7 for not doing my homework<br /><br />Who was your FIRST roommate?<br />... my cousin..?<br /><br />If you had one wish, what would it be?<br />that everyone could just f***ing get along!<br /><br />What is something you would learn if you had the chance?<br />speaking to animals! or.... getting them to speak back<br /><br />Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage/ you asked to marry?<br />nobody has ever proposed to me in a serios fashion... and if they did i'd probably scar them for life by laughing hysterically<br /><br />What was the first sport you were involved in?<br />beanbag on head races<br /><br />What were the first lessons you ever took?<br />guitar lessons<br /><br />What is the first thing you do when you get home?<br />slump on sofa with a drink<br /><br />Who do you think will be the next person to post this?<br />who knows... nobody can be arsed to do memes except cannie and thats where i get em!<br /><br />Have your parents ever caught you drinking?<br />-_-;;;;;<br /><br />Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?<br />of course i do<br /><br />Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?<br />c'mere sexy <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br /><br />What were you doing 30 minutes ago?<br />being held up on a train due to a body on the line...<br /><br />Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?<br />mr brother<br /><br />Last restaurant you went to?<br />some cool tai place today it was gooood ~_~<br /><br />Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?<br />lawnmower repairman<br /><br />Did you have an exciting last weekend?<br />... no not really<br /><br />Have you ever crawled through a window?<br />oh all the time... up onto the van and then.... - -<br /><br />What do you spend most of your money on?<br />presents/almost presents but i've not put them together yet<br /><br />Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?<br />asleep probably<br /><br />Ever kissed someone over 30?<br />Only my relatives.<br /><br />Is there a secret you've never told your parents?<br />... i've stretched the fruth quite a bit but i can't think of anything completely secret<br /><br />Do you like yourself?<br />depends how i've been behaving<br /><br />Have you ever dyed your hair?<br />no.<br /><br />Are you wearing a necklace?<br />Not right now, but I like to sometimes when i'm feeling like less of a scary bulldyke <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?<br />*sniffle* we were such good friends... FUCKING BITCH RUINED MY LOVELIFE i'll never be the same again >_<<br /><br />Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?<br />a few things but who knows... i'd probably have made different mistakes later<br /><br />Are you an emotional person?<br />-_-;; yes<br /><br />What's something that can always make you feel better?<br />a snuggle ~_~<br /><br />Did your parents spoil you as a child?<br />i guess so... if i've been desperate for something i've had it<br /><br />Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?<br />yes but i leave them in a little file on my computer and lea... ]]></description>
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                <title>i steal.. eeeeeevrythiiiing :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:11:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1- If you were a song, what song would you be?<br />i'm too sexy (or, when angsty, "big bad world won" by Jonathan Coulton)<br /><br />2- If you were a fruit, what would you be?<br />don't you DARE say hannah banana.... it is obvious i would be an orange<br /><br />3- If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?<br />probably Grim from "the Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy"<br /><br />4- If you were an anime character, who would you be?<br />i look like Liz from Soul Eater, but i'm nothing like her... maybe Maka's dad.. he's a good guy really TT_TT<br /><br />5- If you were a singer, who would you be?<br />weird Al Yankovic?<br /><br />6- If you were an animal, what would you be?<br />magpie probably... *spots shiny thing* o_o<br /><br />7- If you were a toy, what would you be?<br />some sort of microwaveable cuddly toy.. preferably with a nice scent..<br /><br />8- If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?<br />a cup... for putting drinks in... like milk... or smoothie... or squash...<br /><br />9- If you were a plant, what would you be?<br />a face-plant! .. .. .. dandilion<br /><br />10- If you were junk food, what would you be?<br />i don't wanna be a junk food TT_TT pizza maybe..?<br /><br />11- If you were a color, what would you be?<br />octarine (the colour of magic)<br /><br />12- If you were a gem stone, what would you be?<br />opal i hope. they're so pretty ^_^<br /><br />13- If you were a DA emote, what would you be?<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br /><br />14- If you were someone you're not, who would you be?<br />i'd be spock and i'd beam down to piss of Lachie, surprise Cannie and get free passes into all star trek conventions ^_^<br /><br />15- If you were a musical instrument, what would you be?<br />accoustic guitar<br /><br />16- If you were a country, what would you be?<br />something in the scilly isles... thus making them very scilly indeed<br /><br />17- If you were a weapon, what would you be?<br />a secret weapon <_<      >_><br /><br />18- If you were a period in history, what would you be?<br />jurrassic xD<br /><br />19- If you were any element, what would it be?<br />Earth, probably.<br /><br />20- If you were a candy, what would it be?<br />those love-heart thingies that say "Meg for Greg" etc<br /><br /><br />so, thats that. its stolen! you'll never get it back! mahahahaha ... ... ... fiiiine *returns*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>be afraid</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:05:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [ ] Acarophobia - Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.<br />[ ] Aeroarcophobia - Fear of open high spaces.<br />[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.<br />[x] Agateophobia - Fear of insanity.<br />[ ] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness<br />[ ] Agraphobia - Fear of sexual abuse.<br />[x] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.<br />[x] Amnesiphobia - Fear of amnesia.<br />[ ] Astrophobia - Fear of stars or celestial space.<br />[ ] Automantonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues, or anything that falsely represents a sentient being.<br />[ ] Athazagoraphobia - Fear of being forgotten or ignored or forgetting.<br />[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.<br />[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.<br />[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.<br />[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.<br />[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.<br />[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers. <br />[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.<br />[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched. <br />[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.<br />[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.<br />[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.<br />[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.<br />[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.<br />[x] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.<br />[ ] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.<br /><br />B<br />[ ]Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.<br />[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.<br />[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes<br />[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.<br />[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.<br />[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.<br /><br />C<br />[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness. <br />[ ] Cainophobia - Fear of newness, novelty.<br />[ ] Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.<br />[ ] Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. <br />[ ] Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.<br />[x] Chronophobia- Fear of time.<br />[ ] Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries. <br />[ ] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.<br />[ ] Cypridophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.<br />[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.<br />[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.<br />[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors. <br />[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks<br />[ ] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.<br />[ ] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.<br />[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers. <br />[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.<br /><br />D<br />[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.<br />[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.<br />[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.<br />[ ] Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.<br />[ ] Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.<br />[ ] Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.<br />[ ] Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.<br /><br /><br />E<br />[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.<br />[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.<br />[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. <br />[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.<br />[ ] Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.<br />[ ] Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.<br />[ ] Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.<br />[ ] Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of loneliness.<br />[] E rotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.<br /><br />F<br />[ ] Febriphobia - Fear of fever.<br /><br />G<br />[ ] Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.<br />[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.<br />[ ] Genophobia- Fear of sex.<br />[ ] Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.<br />[ ] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.<br />[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women.<br />[ ] Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.<br />[ ] Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.<br /><br />H<br />[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.<br />[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood. <br />[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.<br />[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water<br />[ ] Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. <br />[ ] Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.<br />[ ] Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666. <br />[ ] Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. <br />[ ] Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.<br />[ ] Hypengyophobia - Fear of responsibility.<br /><br />I<br />[ ] Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.<br />[ ] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.<br />[ ] Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.<br />[ ] Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. <br /><br />J<br />[ ] Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese. <br />[ ] Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.<br /><br />K<br />[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.<br />[x] Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.<br />[ ] Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces.<br />[ ] Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.<br />[ ] Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.<br /><br />L<br />[ ] Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.<br />[ ] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.<br />[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.<br />[ ] Linonophobia- Fear of string. <br />[ ] Logophobia- Fear of words. <br />[ ] Luiphobia- Fear of lues, s... ]]></description>
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                <title>from crow, decidedly happier ^_^</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:53:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ten things I want to say to ten people:<br /><br />1: i love you Canniiiie<br />2: i love you Chiiii<br />3: I love you Jazziiiie <br />5: i love you Lachiiee<br />6: I love you Jordiie<br />7: i love all my watchers ^_^<br />8: i love Drey<br />9: i love my family<br />10: i love all animals bar meercats, wasps and Winkle the Parrot. <br /><br />Nine things about myself:<br /><br />1: Sexuality is a spectrum. love who you love and don't define yourself with lables.<br />2: my heart isn't on my sleeve, its on my forehead and glows in the dark<br />3: i'm unconventional, but if i wasn't... who would i be?<br />4: i looove guineapigs and all varients (eg, capybara)<br />5: i can be talked to, and even if i don't understand it all, i'll know enough to make you feel better (usually)<br />6: i highly suggest you are very sure about your sources and evidence before you start pontificating at me -_-<br />7: I think immortality would suck.<br />8: i fear Fear.. not like that harry potter shit but i'm actually scared of feeling frightened <br />9: i get on really well with my brother<br /><br />Eight ways to win my heart:<br /><br />1: Be kind<br />2: Be accepting<br />3: Be wise<br />4: Be funny <br />5: Be caring<br />6: Be sure<br />7: Be dynamic<br />8: LOVE ME BACK >_<<br /><br />Seven things that cross my mind a lot:<br /><br />1: What was I doing again?<br />2: mmmmm *insert sexy pairing here*<br />3: mmmmm *insert sexy person here*<br />4: I have a cunning plan....<br />5: bloody pigs why must they poop in their hutch and not on the grass *grumble grumble grumble*<br />6: ... what the fork?<br />7: i wish i was half Vulcan...<br /><br /><br />Six things I do before I fall asleep:<br /><br />1: clean my teeth<br />2: take my colourful array of medication <br />3: mock the guineapigs<br />4: undress (duh)<br />5: suitably snuggle my pillow<br />6: turn out the light<br /><br /><br />Five places I want to visit/revisit:<br /><br />1: Australia<br />2: France<br />3: Canada<br />4: China<br />5: Croatia<br /><br />Four things I'm wearing right now:<br /><br />1. jeans<br />2. bra<br />3. shirt<br />4. knickers<br /><br />Three bands that I listen to often:<br /><br />1: Asia<br />2: Nickleback<br />3: Offspring<br /><br /><br />Two things I want to do before I die:<br /><br />1: Zachary Quinto<br />2: have a useful and happy life<br /><br /><br />One confession<br /><br />1: well, we all know it was my fault i don't see why i need to confess it <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:18:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [1] First, who the hell are you and how did you become a Trekkie??<br />My name is Obvious. i was always a dabbler in star trek but mostly janeway/picard. foolish boyfriend took me with him to see the film and i am converted to the original series, and a spirk lover to boot.<br /><br />[2] Okay, so do you draw Star Trek?<br />only on old test papers declaring questions to be illogical <br /><br />[3] Write it?<br />Yes... poorly TT_TT<br /><br />[4] Who's your favorite character?<br />SPOCK... its only Logical. i also like Data <br /><br />[5] Gush about him/her here for me, please vv What makes them your fav character?<br />Spock: his amazing ability to be not flat, not emotional, but completely logical and entertaining. he is also aestheticlly pleasing, and intelligent ^_^<br />Data: HE'S SO CUUUUUTE and he is a good cat owner and Brent Spiner has Talent! <br /><br />[6] What's your favorite alien race? (aka Vulcans, Klingons etc. as if you didn't know what that meant) <br />alien race? i dunno i think the full-vulcans are cold and harsh... and Klingons are angeh ALL THE TIME... and ferengi are mingers... i know... TRIBBLES!!! <br /><br />[7] Fav character from above?<br />my favourite tribble is the one Spock declared he was immune to. (lies)<br /><br />[8] So, who would you like to wear a red shirt? (aka die)<br />Hmmm... i don't get the colour ranking scheme because Picard is a redshirt and Captain. I want the authors of such crap as Twilight and Harry Potter and all the other awful writers to sufddenly become redshirts working in a new area of the ship that is labled "life support" but is actually "sewage processor"<br /><br />[9] And why is that?<br />they are the suck.<br /><br />[10] Favorite Episode:<br />The trouble with Tribbles and Amok Time <br /><br />[11] Favorite Series:<br />original series.<br /><br />[12] Favorite Quote:<br />"Fascinating..."<br />"I'm a Doctor not a *insert silly thing here*"<br /><br />[13] Favorite Movie:<br />Haven't seen any other than the new one ! So it has to be that. it was awesome anyway.<br /><br />[14] If you randomly appeared on the Enterprise somehow for a day, who would be your BFF? <br />no idea. i have a feeling i'd be put in a holding cell and interrogated as to how i beamed aboard at warp speed <br /><br />[15] Your lover? *bats eyelashes* YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THIS.<br />i quite like McCoy in the new film, so if spock decided to ignore me (which he probably would unless he digs reeeaalllly upfront people who make it no secret they really fancy him) i would have to ask him to heal my broken heart (cooooorny) <br /><br />[16] Your enemy?<br />every ditzy female. THEY MUST BURN  <br /><br />[17] Do you own any merchandise? (books, movies, games etc.)<br />i have a pair of spock ears<br /><br />[18] What kind of job would you have?<br />I'd like to be a blueshirt, and work in the hull with Sulu and Czeckov <br /><br />[19] Which of them do you think is secretly gay? <br />Spock/Kirk is cannon. Thy'la is their way of saying beyond soulmates... so if kirk can't have spock... only i can!<br /><br />[20] What's your OTP? OT3? <br />Kirk and Spock again. <br />threesome of love? Kirk for Spock for McCoy<br /><br />Now go tag some unlucky betches before you die. >D<br />... Spockerz?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BABY CAPPYBARRAS!!!!!!!!!! &gt;w&lt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:37:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I LOOOOOOOOOOVE BABY CAPPYBARRAS!!!!<br /><br />...<br /><br />that is all, get back to work.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>pointless xD</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:37:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL?<br /><br />[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for Âhurting you"<br />[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.<br />[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.<br />[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.<br />[x] You have run into a tree/bush.<br />[] You have been called a blonde.<br /><br />[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.<br />[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Hahaha)<br />[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.<br />[x] You just sang them to make sure.<br />[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.<br />[x] You have choked on your own spit.<br /><br />[] You have seen the Matrix and still donÂt get it.<br />[x] You type with three fingers or less.<br />[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (coughCHEMISTRYcough)<br />[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.<br />[] You have caught yourself drooling<br /><br />[] You have fallen asleep in class.<br />[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.<br />[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.<br />[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.<br />[] You are often told to use your Âinside voiceÂ.<br /><br />[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.<br />[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...<br />[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.<br />[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnÂt realize it.<br />[x] YouÂve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.<br /><br />[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you donÂt.<br />[x] You break a lot of things.<br />[x] You tilt your head when youÂre confused.<br />[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.<br />[x] When youÂre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.<br />[x] The word ÂumÂ is used frequently.<br />[] You donÂt know what ÂumÂ means.<br />[x] You say ÂwhatÂ and ÂhuhÂ a lot.<br />[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I don't know where one is)<br /><br />x4 = % of madness<br /><br />25x4=100%<br />told you this was pointless xD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>stolen from Jordie n Cannie</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:57:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE,<br />WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?<br /><br />1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)<br />2. Put it on shuffle.<br />3. Press play.<br />4. For every question, type the song that's playing.<br />5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.<br />6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.<br /><br /><br />(using boyfriends playlist from file, therefore, some songs are crap <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /> )<br /><br />Opening Credits:<br />Songs of the Whales<br />(well thats a great start Â¬_&#172<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> <br /><br />Waking Up:<br />Mr Bluesky<br />(thats more like it. i wish i could be so optimistic xD )<br /><br /><br />First Day At School:<br />the Hot Dog Man - Tripod<br />(oh god... i assume this means i will have a multilayered experience) <br /><br />Falling In Love:<br />They're comming to take me away - Misc<br />(ROFL yeah thats about right)<br /><br />During a sex scene, you scream:<br />Tribute - Tenacious D<br />(... huh?)<br /><br />Fight Song:<br />Songs of the whales side 2<br />(I HATE YOU - OOOOOOOOOWOWWWWWWIIIRRRRR OOOOORRRRRRRUUUUUUUWWWWWW)<br /><br />Breaking Up:<br />Turn to stone ELO<br />(indeed... i cast mah layzars at you mortal)<br /><br />After getting drunk you say:<br />Mr Woman - Misc<br />(LOL how did they know?)<br /><br />Prom:<br />Ravenheart - Xandria<br />(never listened to this in my life... tis unfitting methinks)<br /><br />At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:<br />Boobs - Tripod<br />(oooohhh gawwwwd >_< )<br /><br />Life's OK:<br />Use Somebody - Kings of Leon<br />(its a nice song but it seems unfitting) <br /><br />Mental Breakdown:<br />Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol<br />(they know... o_o) <br /><br />Driving:<br />Running Water side 2<br />(TO THE SERVICE STATION!)<br /><br />Flashback:<br />Pull me Under - Dream Theatre<br />(charming... what a happy film this is becoming)<br /><br />Getting Back Together:<br />Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry<br />(pfft... good rack, hot in the sack, i knew he had to take me back <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /> lies Â¬_Â¬ )<br /><br />Wedding:<br />Freebird Lynyrd Skynyrd<br />(i think my aunt n uncle had this for their wedding...) <br /><br />Birth of Child:<br />Carry me Over - Avantasia<br />(well its loud enough <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> ) <br /><br />Paying the Dues:<br />Gimme Gimme Gimme - ABBA<br />(why has my darling boy got this on his ipod?)<br /><br />Your deepest secret:<br />Dear Chasey - Bloodhound gang<br />(Cough... Thats gross...)<br /><br />Night Before War:<br />Young Dumb and ugly - Weird Al  <br /><br />Final Battle:<br />Running Water side 1<br />(... m'gonna pee myself again TT_TT)<br /><br />Moment of Triumph:<br />Sexy Back - Misc<br />(lol... i beat you with my superior sexiness... and toilet break!!)<br /><br />Death Scene:<br />May it Be - Enya<br />(... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ,>_<,)<br /><br />Funeral Song:<br />Sounds of the Rainforest side 1<br />(dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Hannah OOHH OOH OOH OHH OWAOWAOWAOWA *CRICKETS* RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT SQUAAAARK UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH ... ... ... well... that about sums it up. now to bury the bitch.)<br /><br />End Credits:<br />Goodbye my Lover - James Blunt<br />(... ... ... i'm glad i'm dead -_- )<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>Makin' a Meme!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:12:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yeah i'll make this up as i go along... lets see... pokemon? OCs? lets do both <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />okay, first name 10 RP characters and number them 1 to 10. i don't have 10 OCs so i shall put my friends in too.<br /><br />1. Qla'Tu<br />2. Calvin<br />3. Lachlan<br />4. Me<br />5. Canneh<br />6. Chii<br />7. Jazze<br />8. Jordan<br />9. Joe (my lil brother)<br />10. Stevie B<br /><br />okaaay... now i will roll a 10 sided dice to make this fair to put numbers together in questions. if one number fails to appear i will put it in in place of another more common numbers question.<br /><br />Question 1<br />if 7 and 5 were in a Pokebattle, which pokemon would they have and why would one or other win?<br /><br />7 and 5 is Canneh and Jazze. hmm.. i reckon Cannie's pokemans would include a shroomish to match her hair <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /> i'm joking. I reckon Cannie's Jolteon would beat Jazze's Marril, purely by the fact electric types beat water types. those pokemon seem to suit their characters. Marril could help keep Jazze afloat when Vicki tries to dunk her, and Jolteon can save Can a lot of money in hairsprays by shocking her instead! (love you guys... <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." />)<br /><br />Question 2<br />if 10 and 4 woke up as Pokemon, what would they be and how would they react?<br /><br />Stevie B and I... hmm... from what Cannie tells me maybe Muck is appropriate, but i shall say Snorlax for Steve. Me? probably a Bulbasaur to constrict/wrap Cannie or Jazze or Chii or Lachie, poor guys. i believe we would both suffer a shock induced heart attack and be rushed to a Pokemon centre cause we had fainted... you see... only cubones mum can die in pokemon <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Question 3<br />if 3's rival had to be either 9, 10 or 5, who would it be and why?<br /><br />Lachlan and Canneh have a difficult relationship, so i'd say her.<br /><br />Question 4<br />what does 1 think is the worst pokemon ever?<br /><br />Qla'tu : It is illogical to have pokemon of only one gender, as unless there are ditto nearby they have no means of reproduction. the games get round this by having all pokemon of the same type able to breed and the offspring always of the mothers species. Mr Mime however, is only male and so without Ditto, cannot exist. Ditto seems to have the same problem as males being unable to produce more ditto unless other ditto are close. However, Ditto seem to busy mating with other creatures to mate with themselves. I must conclude therefore that Mr Mime, with no breeding outlet in order to maintain their species appart from Ditto, is the n most badly evolved pokemon ever.<br /><br />Question 5<br />what does 8 think is the best pokemon ever?<br /><br />Jordan : i like persians if they can flush toilets!<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />Question 6<br />9 and 6 meet on Victory Road. What happens?<br /><br />Chii threw a Pokeball. *wiggle - wiggle - wiggle - still*<br />doo doo doooo doodoodoodoodoodoodoooo! Joe was caught! pwned...<br /><br />Question 7<br />is 2 x 5 cannon?<br />Calvin : whenever you need me... *winks and shuffles closer*<br />Canneh : -_-; join the queue, bub.<br />conversationally, 2x5 is 10. Stevie B = cannon? BOOM<br /><br />Question 8<br />is 1 x 7 slash?<br />Qla'tu : ... fascinating...<br />Jazzie : a VULCAN?! pffft not likely mate!<br />Qla'tu : ... *stifles sadness* ... <br /><br />Question 9<br />if 6, 4 and 2 tried to jump each other at the same time, who'd come out on top?<br /><br />Regardless of my constant posturing as an awesome seme, i'd have to be lucky to pin Chii and keep her there. Calvin has magic so he's probably own us both. Chii would laugh either way. Laugh and bite >_<<br /><br />Question 10<br />3 and 4 are arguing. how would 8 break it up?<br /><br />Hannah: And another thing- -<br />Lachie: TT_TT *sob*<br />Jordie: GUYS STOP FIGHTING!... or i'll cry.<br />Han and Lachie : ... ... okay.... TT_TT<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />now for tags....<br />Can<br />Chii<br />Jazzie<br />Mairi<br />Ash<br />Darkelen<br />Simplyamadhatter<br />Whitecrowshiro<br />all other people who read this >_O<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Poetry Live</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:38:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i must have been hugely optimistic to have put forward the poem i did for Poetry Live, because part of me expected to win. the website only seems to have listed 13 of the 16 enterants that won and i'm not there TT_TT then again considering Hayleigh in my english class is a better writer than me i'm not surprised i couldn't beat everyone who went to poetry that sumbitted as well. what a sadact i must be to be so peeved at this outcome because to be honest i didn't really have a chance anyway. i doubt the judges put as much thought into our poems than the amount we put into theirs. i bet they thought my deliberate spelling mistakes were accidents TT_TT why am i justifying myself?! Hannie didn't win. lets move on, self.<br /><br />on a lighter note i got my puppets today. they are most amusing ^_^<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>roleplay</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:50:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i, in all my almighty knowledge and power, wish to roleplay. nobody will. Â¬_Â¬<br /><br />therefore i have killed Helix cause she sucked noob eggs<br />Calvin has had a makeover and so is free to indulge in any roleplay<br />Seth never came into half of our RPs and he can go be Jordie's fuckbuddy now for as long as he or she wishes, then can cease to exist<br /><br />i wish to make some new characters that do not suck, and i could also create a world for us to play in if given the theme and if my partner didn't feel as creative at the time or does not have a RP world for me to integrate into already. kindly leave a comment if you wish to RP avec moi with chosen theme and their proposed character<br /><br />eg : star trek Yaoi with Mr Spork the half vulcan half klingon. galaxy required<br /><br />or<br /><br />eg: anime-ripoff High school where japanese schoolgirls are taught by Kisuke, Kakashi and Inuyasha about believing in the heart of the CardCaptors and the merits of having animals jump out of their balls and kill each other. Yoko Kashimota Urine Neko Chan the immortal catgirl seeks a weapon to eat souls as she is a technician.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>Patrick Moore!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 12:04:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ don't ask about the title<br />stolen from the cannie-peeg<br /><br />.:FIRE:.<br /><br />[] You have a short temper (well, sometimes...)<br />[] You often act on your emotions without thinking first. (i usually think without doing anything at all..)<br />[x] You are very competitive. (well its nice to win eh? ^_^)<br />[x] You like to play with fire. ( <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /> )<br />[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. (magicarp used SPLASH)<br />[] You prefer warm weather over cold weather. (provided i'm dressed for the occasion so's not to suffer much temperature fluctuation, i'm fine)<br />[x] You often lose control over yourself. (physically mainly, like i might shake my head randomly)<br />[] You can be quite reckless. (noo i think it allll through... and get it wrong... BUT STILL)<br />[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. (sorry guys TT_TT)<br />[x] People have often called you insane. (slippinrippinfangdangrottonzargBARGADINGDONG)<br />Total: 6<br /><br />.:WATER:.<br /><br />[] You have a calm, laid-back personality. (LOL only when i have to)<br />[x] You like to go to the beach. (ICECREAAAAM)<br />[x] You rarely get angry. (i get pissed off... but i'm not sure if ANY of my friends have seen me angry)<br />[] When you do get angry, you know how to control it. (oh contraire snape-a-doodle)<br />[x] You think before you act. (and miscalculate epically!)<br />[x] You are good at breaking up fights. (i like to think i'm good with words)<br />[] You are a good swimmer. (PFFFFT *sinks*)<br />[x] You like the rain. (SIIINGING IN THE RAAIIIIN *car drives past through puddle* ... ... ... TT_TT)<br />[] You can stay calm in stressful situations. (i can't deal with fear, if i'm surrounded by idiots on the other hand i can just remove myself)<br />[x] You are very generous. (i'll be generous to myself and say i am)<br />Total: 6<br /><br />.:EARTH:.<br /><br />[x] You are physically strong. (i have to be with MY bookbag)<br />[x] You have a close connection with nature. (sometimes i don't like it... but overall its a beautiful thing)<br />[x] You don't mind getting dirty. (ladies.. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> )<br />[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. (and ones that don't actually xD GAY MARRIAGE FOR DINOSAURS)<br />[] You could easily survive in the wild. (prrrrrrp)<br />[x] You care about the environment (i pick up Jenny's litter Â¬_&#172<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />[] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (AHA AHA OH THATS A GOOD ONE, LMAO)<br />[x] You rarely get depressed. (But when I do... I DO.)<br />[ ] You aren't afraid of anything. (oh you have no idea... Â¬_Â¬ at least i'm not scared of animals!)<br />[] You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (its nice to know what i'm doing)<br />Total: 6<br /><br />.:AIR:.<br /><br />[x] You have a free spirit. (being "soo gaaay" pride)<br />[] You hate rules. (i hate stupid ones... baa baa rainbow sheep YOU MAY NOT USE THIS DOOR UNLESS YOU'RE 6THFORM FOR NO RAISINS!)<br />[] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (do i get air holes?) <br />[x] You hate to be restrained. (F*** you i know what i'm doing... *crash*)<br />[x] You are very independent and outgoing. (hello stranger <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> )<br />[x] You are quite intelligent. (this makes me sound cocky!)<br />[] You tend to be impatient. (oh i can be VERY patient if the need arises)<br />[x] You are easily distracted. (...huh?)<br />[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (annoying? me? naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.... never gonna give you up - - !)<br />[x] You wish you could fly. (it would make trips to Watford cheaper Â¬_&#172<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />Total: 7<br /><br />.: DARKNESS:.<br /><br />[] You spend most of your time alone. (it was never through choice <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> )<br />[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime. (theres something asbout the smell of the night... especially when it rains)<br />[x] You like creepy things. (well... Lachlan kinda ticks the box for me there <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> )<br />[x] You like to play tricks on people. (... NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP - )<br />[] Black is your favorite color. (we all have phases... bring on the neon - blue <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title... ]]></description>
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                <title>i should be working...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:18:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whats Your Favourite...<br /><br />:: Colour ::<br />blue<br />:: Disney film ::<br />Bolt<br />:: Food ::<br />pizza <br />:: Drink ::<br />Dandilion&burdoch<br />:: Animal ::<br />Walrus/Bear/Guineapig<br />:: Movie ::<br />Rocky Horror Picture Show <br />:: Anime ::<br />Soul Eater<br />:: Manga ::<br />i prefer Graphic Novels<br />:: Music Genre ::<br />Swedish<br />:: Band ::<br />Sonata Arctica?<br />:: Artist ::<br />M C Escher, why not?<br />:: Hobby ::<br />Guinea pigs<br />:: Book ::<br />Lord of the Flies<br />:: Celebrity ::<br />Stephen Fry<br /><br />Whats Your LEAST Favourite...<br /><br />:: Colour ::<br />Olivey green that is supposed to be gold. <br />:: Disney film ::<br />all fairy tails and their shit sequels.... cinderella 2.. just... no...<br />:: Food ::<br />Guinea pig.... can't eat it man! <br />:: Drink ::<br />fizzy water<br />:: Animal ::<br />Humans... with some exceptions <br />:: Movie ::<br />American pie/anything remotely similar<br />:: Anime ::<br />you know those whiny high pitch japanese voices for those supposedly pre-pubescent girls who have boobs bigger than their heads and are obviously crapjap fap material..? anyhting with them in them.<br />:: Manga ::<br />luckily i don't read any so theres nothing to offend.<br />:: Music Genre ::<br />Screamo, easily. I STAB MY NAILS INTO MY EEEEEEYYYYEEEEEZZZZZ DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN<br />:: Band ::<br />THE JONAS BROTHERS. *pukes*<br />:: Artist ::<br />Hannah Montanna/Miley Cyrus. Bitch took my name Â¬_Â¬ and she's generally awful<br />:: Hobby ::<br />why oh why would you collect stamps..?<br />:: Book ::<br />all Chic-lit and the emo-ish creepy crap in tesco - "daddy no" or "touched, but not by an angel"<br />:: Celebrity ::<br />Amy Winehouse... i said nooo nooo nooo!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>Black Stars</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:18:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yes it was a nice poem... but i'm putting it in a competition so i don't want em to think i stole it from the internet so i'm talking it off till they send me a letter telling me i didn't win xD<br />overviewing my gallery... i sense a great amount of suuuuuck... so theres going to be a few more deletions or shifts to scraps... EMFGC and MSPaint stuff first. its not showing artists progression... its showing i don't know how to use a tablet xD<br />well i don't... ^_^;<br />red noes day tomorrow... i'm making a point of looking like a fucktard... only this time its for free Â¬_Â¬ who'd pay to watch me run round like a colourblind leprachaun?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>Simplyamadhatters pokememe</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:30:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Who is your favorite PokÃ©mon?<br /><br />Bulbasaur!<br /><br />2. Why do you like your absolute favorite?<br /><br />its cute and kills brock and misty... which is always good.<br /><br />3. What is your favorite type of PokÃ©mon? Why?<br /><br />i like to get a pokemon that is one thing and try to turn it into something else, eg: my butterfree is mainly psycic type.<br /><br />4. If you were a PokÃ©mon, what would you be?<br /><br />i dunno... i wanna be something cool like Gyarados... but i'd probably be a metapod Â¬_Â¬ /fail<br /><br />5. What starter PokÃ©mon would you choose?<br /><br />kanto: BULBASAUR<br />johto: Totodile <br />hoenn: i leik mudkipz<br />shinoh: don't play, won't play... YOU CAN'T MAKE ME<br /><br />6. What would be the first PokÃ©mon you catch on your journey? (Name one for each region.)<br /><br />kanto: Pidgey usually<br />johto: Sentret, or perhaps a noctowl<br />hoenn: i use a cheat so i can catch the Poochyenna at the beginning<br />shinoh: tbbbbppppthhbbthhppprrrrrttthhbbbth (phonetic raspberry)<br /><br />7. Name your dream team. (Any region)<br /><br />-Venusaur<br />-Gyarados<br />-Arcanine<br />-Jolteon<br />-Persian<br />-Fearow<br /><br /><br />8. How long have you been interested in PokÃ©mon?<br /><br />since i first saw it i think... must have been about 5.<br /><br />9. Do your friends and family like PokÃ©mon?<br /><br />mum hated it, but my dad liked it n my brother likes it too ^_^ the better half has been converted and my friends seem to tollerate it xD<br /><br />10. What are their favorites?<br /><br />Dad - Gyarados<br />Bro - Blastoise<br />Hun - Arcanine<br /><br />11. What do you value more, the games or the toys?<br /><br />Games<br /><br />12. What games do you have?<br /><br />red, blue, yellow, gold, silver, cristal, ruby, saphire, emerald(i do not get this game what the hell?), Fire Red, Leaf Green, mystery dungeon, Pokemon Colloseum, and the 1st card game for the gameboy.<br /><br />13. What is your favorite plush? Figure? Game?<br /><br />i have bulbasaur and ivysaur plushies ^_^ my favourite game is probably Mystery Dungeon or Fire Red<br /><br />14. Name your top 5 favorite PokÃ©mon.<br /><br />-Venusaur<br />-Gyarados<br />-Arcanine<br />-Jolteon<br />-Persian<br /><br />15. Name your top 5 least favorite PokÃ©mon.<br /><br />anything from Sinnoh<br />Metapod<br />MR Mime (what the furk?)<br />Staryu/Starmie (how do they eat?!)<br />Pluscle/minun you SHIT THINGS!<br /><br />16. What is your most favorite and least favorite regions?<br />Kanto is my fave... ahh... back to basics... but sinnoh wtf?!?! *burns*<br /><br />17. Do you like anthropomorphic (human-like) PokÃ©mon (PokÃ©morphs)?<br /><br />what, like Mr Mime? *burns*<br /><br />18. Which kinds of PokÃ©morphs do you prefer and do you hate? Mostly human (Gijinkas), mostly PokÃ©mon, or Pure/Classic/True PokÃ©morphs?<br /><br />i like suddowoodo (if a pokemorph is what i think it is... whereby it changes into some sort of semi humaniod form... its shit. i'd rather burn mimes.)<br /><br />19. Which would you prefer for transformation? Human to PokÃ©mon, PokÃ©mon to human, human to PokÃ©morph, or PokÃ©mon to PokÃ©morph?<br /><br />*dances round the pile of flaming mimes*<br /><br />20. What PokÃ©morph species would you want to be?<br /><br />what i'd WANT to be? hmm... Ivysaur<br /><br />21. Would you like it if PokÃ©morphs became official canon in the PokÃ©mon franchise? (In other words, they become accepted by The PokÃ©mon Company and Nintendo.)<br /><br />WAHAHAHA FIYAAAH<br /><br />22. What is your favorite moment in the PokÃ©mon anime?<br /><br />in the Mewtwo film when i realised pokemon could be stripy.... or at any time when weepingbell sexually assaulted James<br /><br />23. What is your favorite shipping couple(s) in the franchise?<br /><br />er... jesse/james maybe? hell i dunno xD (he's gay anyway)<br /><br />24. Which feature in any PokÃ©mon game do you enjoy the most? (e.g. multiplayer battles, contests, day/night system, etc.)<br /><br />i find it dumb that the one game where you can make Espions and Umbreons by befriending them at certain times of the day are on the game with no day/night rota. i also used to like the pokemon radio... and i liked the competitions<br /><br />25. What is your favorite PokÃ©mon song(s) (or song used in the PokÃ©mon animÃ© and movies)?<br /><br />the pokerap alllll the way....<br /><br />26. What are your top five favorite PokÃ©mon moves? Bottom five least favorite?<br /><br />Favorites:<br />Surf<br />Shockwave (doesn't miss ^_^)<br />Razor Leaf<br />Fly<br />Payday<br /><br />Least favorites:<br />- Splash (come oooooon Â¬_&#172<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />- Helping Hand.. though its kinda useful in Mystery Dungeon<br />- Harden (metapod WILL NOT ACCEPT it is doomed.... metapod used HARDEN)<br /><br />27. Do you prefer PokÃ©mon that are powerful or PokÃ©mon th... ]]></description>
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                <title>Blessings in disguise</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:26:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ funny how something you wish hadn't happened actually makes something better. my Valentines day... wasn't great Â¬_Â¬ but, from the ashes, i feel as though my better half and i have finally noticed the cracks and flaws in our relationship, and we're working towards making it better. it used to be that there was little substance to when we saw each other... we were either talking about hugging... or we were hugging. i did bad things, things that i couldn't believe i'd done, but i was truthful, and we found a solution to these problems that was a very positive outcome for me, and though i felt my other half had compromised himself a little, i realised eventually that in his eyes, what we had was infinitely better than nothing.<br />a new challenge arose over Valentines. it seemed it was his turn to do the wrong thing. i'm not as upset as i imagined i would be, probably because i love him, and he was dirtraught after he'd realised what he'd done. i'd only seen him cry once before.... that was when i'd hurt him.<br />now though, i feel confident in saying that our time together is of immesurably higher quality. we cook and watch anime and unintentionally destroy his hammock by swinging it too much and we just have fun. we realise now thats how our relationship should have been all along, which only makes the moments more precious. dunno what i'm going to do next february once he's gone... i'll just have to make the time i get with him worth all the hurt later when he goes.<br /><br />PRO-ACTIVITY<br /><br />take care x<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>H</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:29:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WHAT IS YOUR NAME:<br />Hannah<br /><br />BOYS NAME:<br />Henry<br /><br />4 LETTER WORD:<br />Hurt. (no swears!)<br /><br />GIRL NAME:<br />Heather<br /><br />OCCUPATION:<br />Hatter<br /><br />A COLOR:<br />Horange??<br /><br />SOMETHING YOU WEAR:<br />Hat<br /><br />BEVERAGE:<br />Hot chocolate<br /><br />FOOD:<br />Ham (eww) <br /><br />SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM:<br />Hot water<br /><br />A PLACE :<br />Himalayas<br /><br />REASON FOR BEING LATE:<br />Hamster crash on the M1<br /><br />SOMETHING YOU SHOUT OUT:<br />Hah Hah Hah!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:12:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SEME OR UKE?<br /><br />i'm a Seme.. Chii. S - E - M - E <br /><br /><br />Less than 20=Seme<br />More than 20=Uke<br /><br />01-[x] You like to be content in everything.<br />02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you donÂt like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you donÂt know what to say.<br /><br />03-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.<br />04-[] You are quite hyperactive.<br />05-[] If you donÂt like something, you start crying and you donÂt care if you start talking too loud.<br /><br />06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.<br />07-[x] You like making others blush.<br />08-[x] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand.<br />09-[] YouÂre usually shy with the opposite sex .<br />10-[] You like romantic- funny anime.<br />11-[] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.<br />12-[] You have listened Âan cafÃ©Â.<br />13-[] You like listening to it (the above band).<br />14-[] You have 1 or 2 song on your computer of Âan cafÃ©Â.<br />15-[] You are innocent and a little clumsy. <br /><br />16-[x] You smile at kitties.<br />17-[] You usually say Âkawaii-.<br />18-[x] You like plushies.<br />19-[] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.<br />20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.<br />21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.<br />22-[] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.<br />23-[] You cried with Pocahontas' ending. <br />24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt. <br /><br />25-[] You call your pets with cute names.<br />26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best. <br />27-[] You're easily to trick/convince.<br />28-[] Some men scare you. <br />29-[] You have seen Pucca and you like it.<br />30-[] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers. <br />31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.<br />32-[] YouÂve said ÂKyaoÂ or something like that before.<br />33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, youÂre at the defensive.<br />34-[] You like j-pop.<br />35-[] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.<br />36-[] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi-you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa. <br /><br />37-[x] You smile with no reason.<br />38-[x] You usually are very positive.<br />39-[x] When thereÂs a rainbow, you run out to see it.<br />40-[] You usually donÂt understand what your parents say.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>stoled</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:06:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Who do you have a minor Crush on?<br />i have to say it... CANNIEEEE and Jazzy stardust but don't tell her >_> see question 7<br /><br />2. Who do you have a MAJOR crush on?<br />LOCKIE!!!!!!!<br /><br />3. Do they feel the same way about you?<br />he looooooves me ^_^<br /><br />4. So you think they're hot?<br />he's sooo cuute...my bishounen...<br /><br />5. When did you first start thinking they were hot and why?<br />since we met.. i was waiting for him outside HMV and he looked up from his I-pod at me and.. and.. <3 *sigh* *giggles* god i'm such a girl Â¬_Â¬<br /><br /><br />6. Are your parents approving of you liking him/her?<br />they learned to live with it <br /><br />7. Do you masturbate to them?<br />i masturbate to everything *waves at cieling cat* ... people who believe that should be shot Â¬_Â¬<br /><br />8. Do you have any pics of them?<br />naturally <br /><br />9. Do you know their family?<br />so well they say i AM family.... uhh.. incest..?<br /><br />10. Do they have a big pair of boobs/a big doodle?<br />i havn't much to compare with really, but his boobs are indeed non existant. <br /><br />11. If given the chance, what would you do to them sexually?<br />not yet i don't think.. *awaits marriage* haha.. i kid.. or do i? hmm? HMM? *raeps Cannie* <br /><br />12. If they read this, what do you think would their thoughts be?<br />"why does she keep bringing Candice up?"<br /><br />13. What are their top 3 qualities to you?<br />1- He's just so CUUUUTE. <br />2- He's good with his hands *flaunts handmade necklace from him*<br />3- he's very truthful and loyal <br /><br />14. Do they live nearby?<br />an hours bus drive away <br /><br />15. what do you believe their biggest accomplishment in life was?<br />me..? xD rofl i don't know <br /><br />16. Are they Poor or Rich?<br />well he does go on holiday a lot.. higher side of average?<br /><br />17. Let's pretend they're REALLY REALLY drunk or High. How do they act?<br />he makes silly noises and farts.... i don't like it. -_-<br /><br />18. Did you like this meme?<br />its a bit shit actually <br /><br />19. Does your Crush have a Deviant Art account, too?<br />yeah... but you can't have it<br /><br />20. Do you have proof?<br />he'll probably find this and flame me xD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'VE BEEN MUTILATED... my poor foot... anyway..</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:30:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ MEME<br /><br />Dear Cannie:<br /><br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but i'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it the first of may in your camping car and I saw you castrate Donald Duck. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that i get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think of eggplant fetishism.<br /><br />disgusting regards,<br />-Hannie-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />how to do this:<br /><br />Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):<br /><br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .<br /><br />___12___,<br />-Your name-<br /><br />1. What's the color of your shirt?<br />Blue - Our romance is over<br />Red - Our affair is over<br />White - I'll join the monastery<br />Black - I dislike you<br />Green - Our horoscope doesn't match<br />Grey - You're a pervert<br />Yellow - I'm selling myself<br />Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />Brown - The mafia wants you<br />No shirt - You're a loser<br />Other - I'm in love with your sister<br /><br /><br />2. Which is your birth month?<br />January - That night<br />February - Last year<br />March - When your dwarf bit me<br />April - When I tripped on sesame seeds<br />May - First of May<br />June - When you put cuffs on me<br />July - When I threw up<br />August - When I saw the shrunken head<br />September - When we skinny dipped<br />October - When I quoted Santa<br />November - When your dog ran amok<br />December - When I changed tennis shoes<br /><br /><br />3. Which food do you prefer?<br />Tacos - In your apartment<br />Pizza - In your camping car<br />Pasta - Outside of Chicago<br />Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />Salad - As you ate enchilada<br />Chicken - In your closet<br />Kabob - With Paris Hilton<br />Fish - In women's clothing<br />Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation<br />Lasagna - At the mental hospital<br />Hot dog - Under a state of trance<br />None of the above - With George Bush and his wife<br /><br /><br />4. What's the color of your socks?<br />Yellow - Hit on<br />Red - Insult<br />Black - Ignore<br />Blue - Knock out<br />Purple - Pour syrup on<br />White - Carve your initials into<br />Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />Brown - Put leeches on<br />Orange - Castrate<br />Pink - Pull the toupee off<br />Barefoot - Sit on<br />Other - Drive out<br /><br /><br />5. What's the color of your underwear?<br />Black - My best friend<br />White - My father<br />Grey - Bill Clinton<br />Brown - My fart balloon<br />Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©<br />Red - Donald Duck<br />Blue - My avocado plant<br />Yellow - My penpal in Ghana<br />Orange - My Kid Rock-collection<br />Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper<br />None - My John F. Kennedy-statue<br />Other - The crazy monk<br /><br /><br />6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?<br />Scrubs - Man<br />O.C. - Emotional<br />One Tree Hill - Open<br />Heroes - Frostbitten<br />Lost - High<br />House - Scarred<br />Simpsons - Cowardly<br />The news - Mongolic<br />Idol - Masochistic<br />Family Guy - Senile<br />Top Model - Middle-class<br />None of the above - Ashamed<br /><br /><br />7. Your mood right now?<br />Happy - How awful I've felt<br />Sad - How boring you are<br />Bored - That Santa doesn't exist<br />Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage<br />Depressed - That we're cousins<br />Excited - That there is no solution to this.<br />Nervous - The middle-east<br />Worried - That your Honda sucks<br />Apathetic - That I did a sex-change<br />Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster<br />Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men<br />Overjoyous - That I'm open<br />Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks<br /><br /><br />8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?<br />White - Your ring<br />Yellow - Your love letters<br />Red - Your Darth Vader-poster<br />Black - Your tame stone<br />Blue - The couch cushions<br />Green - The pictures from LA<br />Orange - Your false teeth<br />Brown - Your contact book<br />Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs<br />Purple - Your old lottery coupons<br />Pink - The cut toenails<br />Other - Your memories from the military service<br /><br /><br />9. The first letter of your first name?<br />A/B - Your photo<br />C/D - The oil stocks<br />E/F - Your neighbour Martin<br />G/H - My virginity<br />I/J - The results of your blood-sample<br />K/L - Your left ear<br />M/N - Your suicide note<br />O/P - My common sense<br />Q/R - Your mom<br />S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />U/V - Your criminal record<br />W/X - David's tricot outfits<br />Y/Z - Your grades from college<br /><br /><br />10. The last letter... ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>wahaha</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:54:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:<br />1. Hannah<br />2. Hannie<br />3. Milkshakes<br /><br />THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:<br />1. HannahLovesVictor<br />2. Milkshakes<br />3. Hanny<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />1. My eyes <br />2. My slightly/very perverted mind. <br />3. I'm easy to talk to. <br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />1. i'm too proud<br />2. when i'm edgy i become snappy and venomous... verbally speaking.<br />3. my voice sounds like a 9 year old boys Â¬_Â¬<br /><br />THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:<br />1. Change<br />2. Death <br />3. ghost-trains -_-;<br /><br />THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:<br />1. food (NICE FOOD or i'll get the hump n you don't want that Â¬_&#172<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />2. Lachlan (a phonecall a day keeps the blues away) <br />3. pencil case (or i'm fuuuuuuucked)<br /><br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:<br />1. feels like i'm wearing... nothing at all<br />2. nothing at all.... nothing at all...<br />3. pajamas<br /><br />THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists (at the moment)):<br />1. Dream Theatre<br />2. Tripod<br />3. Savage Garden<br /><br />THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:<br />1. Fabian<br />2. behind blue eyes<br />3. Hit That<br /><br />THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:<br />1. knowing what A-Levels i want to take<br />2. beating Lachlan at a game<br />3. surviving till 16 <br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):<br />1. physical affection! (huggles! ^_^) <br />2. Romance <3 <br />3. memories worth remembering<br /><br />TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE<br />(Guess which the lie is  )<br />1. i love guineapigs above most other life forms<br />2. i'm gorgeous<br />3. i know absolutely nothing about music<br /><br />THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:<br />1. Eyes<br />2. Wit/Humour/Personality<br />3. NO 6 PACKS... you unatural animals!<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:<br />1. balance on a beam without holding someones hand <br />2. play.the.guitar.<br />3. telepathically communicate with ants<br /><br />THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:<br />1. Drama<br />2. Singing<br />3. Dancing <br /><br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:<br />1. snuggle something (guineapig... boyfriend... polar bear... panda...)<br />2. win Microsoft and 90 million pounds<br />3. be noticed by someone and trained as a comedian! ^_^ <br /><br />THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:<br />1. Docter<br />2. Comedian/Actress/Singer (i'll never make it but i can dream!)<br />3. eventually... parent<br /><br />THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:<br />1. Japan<br />2. Australia<br />3. China <br /><br />THREE KID'S NAMES:<br />1. Calvin<br />2. Fotherwyn<br />3. Rozlyn<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:<br />1. have my 3 amazingly successful bright and generally wonderful children with my stupendous loving husband <br />2. have lots of money ^_^<br />3. Go everywhere I listed.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>my nationality awaits</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:34:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ British <br />[x] You drink a lot of tea<br />[x] You know what a brolly is<br />[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life<br />[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor<br />[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." <br />[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.<br />[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast<br />[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs<br />[x] Its football...not soccer<br />Total: 06<br /><br /><br />Australian<br />[ ] You wear flip flops all year<br />[ ] You love a backyard Barbie <br />[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll<br />[ ] You love the beach<br />[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing<br />[ ] You're a sports fanatic<br />[ ] You are tanned<br />[ ] You're a bit of a bogan<br />[ ] You have an Australian something<br />Total: 2<br /><br />Italian<br />[ ] The Sopranos is a great show<br />[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel<br />[ ] Your grandmother (used to)make her own sauces<br />[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes<br />[ ] You know Italian songs<br />[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color <br />[ ] You speak some Italian<br />[x] You are under 5'10" <br />[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.<br />[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!<br />[x] You talk with your hands<br />Total: 2<br /><br />Spanish<br />[ ] You say member instead of Remember<br />[ ] You speak Spanish or some<br />[ ] You like tacos<br />[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr<br />[ ] You are dark skinned<br />[ ] You know what a Puta is<br />[x] You talk fast occasionally<br />[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair<br />[ ] You know what platanos are<br />Total: 2<br /><br />Russian<br />[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon<br />[x] You get short tempered<br />[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha<br />[ ] You get cold easily<br />[ ] Rain is fun for you<br />[ ] You get into contests all the time<br />[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather<br />Total: 2<br /><br />Irish<br />[ ] You think beer is the best. <br />[ ] You have a bad temper.<br />[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.<br />[x] You have blue or green eyes<br />[x] You like the color green (light green, dark green or sea green)<br />[ ] You have been to a St. PattyÂs day party<br />[ ] You have a family member from Ireland <br />[ ] You have red hair<br />[ ] You have/had freckles<br />[ ]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing<br />Total: 2<br /><br />African American<br />[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually<br />[ ] You have nappy hair<br />[ ] You like rap<br />[x] You know how to kill people<br />[ ] You think President George Bush is racist<br />[x] You like chicken<br />[x] You like watermelon<br />[ ] You can dance<br />[ ] You can 'sing' gospel<br />Total: 2<br /><br />Asian<br />[ ] You have slanty/small eyes<br />[ ] You like rice a lot<br />[ ] You are good at math (I suck at it!)<br />[ ] You have played the piano<br />[ ] You have family from Asia<br />[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth<br />[ ] Most people think you're Chinese<br />[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons<br />[ ] You go to Baulko<br />Total: 1<br /><br />German<br />[x] You like bread<br />[ ] You think German Chocolate is good<br />[x] You speak some German (FRAU KELLY!!! OH GOD WHY YOU INNOCENCE-SNATCHER... *ahem*)<br />[ ] You know what Schnitzel is<br />[x] You hate it when stupid people call you<br />[x] You went to Pre-school<br />[x] You're over 5'2<br />Total: 5 (ohshit)<br /><br />Canadian<br />[x] You like/play/played hockey<br />[ ] You love beer<br />[x] You say eh<br />[ ] You know what poutine is<br />[x] You speak some French<br />[ ] You love Tim Horton's<br />[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house<br />[ ] You watch/watched degrassi<br />Total: 3<br /><br />American<br />[ ] You hate foreigners<br />[ ] You hate non - Christians<br />[x] You're lazy<br />[ ] You have had an abortion<br />[ ] But love the penalty.<br />[ ] You don't read<br />[ ] You shop at Walmart<br />[x] You think this survey is rather biased.<br />Total: 2<br /><br />Belgian:<br />[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard<br />[x] You like french fries <br />[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules<br />[ ] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian<br />[ ] You speak both Dutch and French <br />[ ] You like Belgian waffles<br />[ ] You call a pub or bar a cafÃ© <br />[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks <br />[ ] You drive/own a French or German car<br />[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government<br />total: 2<br /><br />Dutch:<br />[x] You like the color orange <br />[ ] You are a football enthusiast (football sucks!)<br />[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'<br />[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'<br />[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions<br />[x] You have a cheerful nature<br />[x] You like the sea<br />[ ] You are good at building/handiwork/p... ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:55:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... a Banana (even though they arent actually fruit.. s'on QI)<br /><br />2.- If I were a colour I'd be... general consensus is orange or purple (4 votes each way)<br /><br />3.- If I were an animal I'd be... a grizzly bear<br /><br />4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... a microwave (rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr PING) <br /><br />5.- If I were a book I'd be... 101 ways to interpret a sentence<br /><br />6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be... a jumper<br /><br />7.- If I were a jewel I'd be... Tigerseye<br /><br />8.- If I were an object I'd be... a bed<br /><br />9.- If I were a car I'd be... fitted with a catalytic converter<br /><br />10.- If I were an element I'd be... earth<br /><br />11.- If I were a tree I'd be.. Conker<br /><br />12.- If I were an ice cream flavour I'd be... Phish food <br /><br />13.- If I were a drink I'd be... soup in a cup<br /><br />14.- If I were a person I'd be... I am a person ! TT__TT<br /><br />15.- If I were a planet I'd be.... Mars<br /><br />16.- If I were an insect I'd be... Moth<br /><br />17.- If I were public transport I'd be... a bus<br /><br />18.- If I were a song I'd be... Bananaphone<br /><br />19.- If I were a movie I'd be... Johnny English<br /><br />20.- If I were a season I'd be... Autumn<br /><br />21.- If I were a flower I'd be... a rose.<br /><br />22.- If I were a job I'd be... childrens book illustrator<br /><br />23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... TopCat<br /><br />24.- If I were a place I'd be... guineapig retirement home.<br /><br />25.- If I were a gift I'd be... a new sims game <br /><br />26.- If I were a memory I'd be... a great first time experience of something.. like pie ~_~<br /><br />27.- If I were a city I'd be... Atlantis.. all that potential completely down the plughole<br /><br />28.- If I were a sense I'd be... touch<br /><br />29.- If I were a game I'd be... snakes and ladders <br /><br />30.- If I were a candy I'd be... dark chocolate cherry liquors ^_^<br /><br />31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... sunset<br /><br />32.- If I were an invention I'd be... the american NASA pen<br /><br />33.- If I were a body part I'd be... the mouth<br /><br />34.- If I were a country I'd be... England<br /><br />35.- If I were a flavour I'd be... Lime<br /><br />36.- If I were a sport I'd be... rugby <br /><br />37.- If I were a smell I'd be... the rain at night<br /><br />38.- If I were a subject I'd be... English<br /><br />39.- If I were a flag I'd be... Gay Pride Flag!! <br /><br />40.- If I were a building I'd be... a guineapig rescue centre.<br /><br />41.- If I were a month I'd be... October<br /><br />42.- If I were a perfume I'd be... Poison<br /><br />43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be... cola bottles<br /><br />45.- If I were a toy I'd be... a stuffed dragon<br /><br />46.- If I were a textile I'd be... SPANDEX<br /><br />47.- If I were a shape I'd be... a circle<br /><br />48.- If I were a answer I'd be... yeeees<br /><br />49.- If I were a common liquorice I'd be... black<br /><br />50.- If I were a word I'd be... Cavy <br /><br /><br />ooooh jordie..? *waves Tag*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>i'm half a pair of knickers</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:02:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *Red*<br />-Closest red thing to you?: curtains<br />-Last thing to make you angry?: friend of boyfriend<br />-Do you have a temper?: Yeah, if something winds me up too far.<br />-Last warning you were given?: go to bed or else *whip*<br />-Ever been in love?: yes.<br />-Are you a fan of romance?: i'm a romantic *goofy grin*<br /><br />*Orange*<br />-Closest orange thing to you?: curtains *can't tell the difference*<br />-Do you like to burn things?: yes... yeess.... YESSSS!<br />-Dress up for Halloween?: i was the ghost of a psycic<br />-Are you usually a warm-hearted person?: i do my best<br />-Do you have anything against ginger hair?: ginger cousin<br /><br />*Yellow*<br />-Closest yellow thing to you?: pillowcase<br />-The happiest time of your life?: none of your business<br />-Favorite holiday?: Christmas <br />-What makes you smile?: laughing babies, guinea pigs, kindness, funny things, the world in general<br />-Are you a coward?: no... i'm no lion but i'm no mouse. <br />-Do you burn or tan?: buuurrrn baby buuurrrn <br /><br />*Green*<br />-Closest green thing to you?: window plant<br />-Do you care about the environment?: to the extent that i pick up rubbish and carry it round till i find a bin.<br />-Are you jealous of anyone right now?: damn you all with spotless faces!!! <br />-Are you a lucky person?: when it counts i tend to be. <br />-Do you always want what you can't have?: not always<br />-Do you like being outdoors?: yeah<br /><br />*Blue*<br />-Closest blue thing to you?: bedsheets<br />-Are you good at calming people down?: i have a pair of sturdy waterproof shoulders<br />-Do you like the sea?: when it isn't brown *coughWESTONSUPERMAREcough*<br />-Last thing to make you cry?: death of my great uncle <br />-Are you a logical thinker?: i like to think so.<br />-Can you sleep easily?: no TT_TT <br /><br />*Purple*<br />-Closest Purple thing to you?: My nails <br />-Like being treated to expensive things?: only if i think i've earnt it by other means<br />-Do you like mysterious things?: they're cool.<br />-Ever met anyone in royalty?: sent the queen a letter once.<br />-Are you creative?: EMFGC creative enough?<br /><br />*Pink*<br />-Closest pink thing to you?: my bro (HAH)<br />-Are you gay/bisexual?: Bisexual baby ^_^<br />-Do you like sweet foods?: chocolate.... ~Â¬~<br />-Like play-fighting?: yeah until it hurts<br />-Are you sensitive?: i'm more sensitive than people think <br />-Do you like punk music?: ? i like DaftPunk<br /><br />*White*<br />-Closest white thing to you?: my shirt<br />-Would you say you're innocent?: no... but i didn't kill him.<br />-Always try to keep the peace?: i do my best.<br />-How do you imagine your wedding, if you want one?: cheap as chips and once in a  lifetime <br />-Do you like to play in the snow?: Yeah! Love it.<br />-Are you afraid of going to the doctors or dentist?: nope.<br /><br />*Black*<br />-Closest black thing to you?: guitar hero guitars<br />-Ever enjoy hurting people?: i like to tease but i don't set out to hurt.<br />-Are you sophisticated or silly?: Both! Depends what the situation calls for.<br />-Afraid of death?: yes.<br />-Would you like to go to space?: it would be cool to have to catch my own soda xD <br />-Do you have a lot of secrets?: not many.<br />-What is your favorite color?: blue.<br />-Does the color you wear affect your mood?: Nope.<br />-What color are your bedroom walls?: Blue.<br />-You prefer contrasting or harmonizing colors?: depends what effect i'm looking for<br />-Do you like to paint?: yeah but i'm rubbish xD<br />-What color would you think best symbolizes your personality?: purple<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>oh Cannie.. TT_TT if i must</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:40:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Round 1: <br />[x] I have accidentally poked myself in the eye<br />[x] I have accidentally poked another person in the eye<br />[] My favourite online cuss is: n00b<br />[x] I've hit my head on the same thing more than once on the same day. <br /><br />Total so far: 3<br /><br />Round 2:<br />[x] I've stabbed myself with a sewing needle more than once.<br />[] I've deliberately hurt myself and pretended it didn't hurt to look tough.<br />[] It really hurt like mad.<br />[] I've flushed a valuable item down the toilet.<br />[] I can't think of a country that begins with 'u'.<br /><br />Total so far: 4<br /><br />Round 3: <br />[] I don't know that in England, they spell colour with a 'u' and in Amerca they spell it with no 'u'. <br />[] I didn't realise that the 'i' was missing from 'America' in the previous question. <br />[] I know what supercalifragilisticexpialidocius means. <br />[] I've told people that I am the Pink Power Ranger.<br />[] And I really am. <br /><br />Total so far: 4<br /><br />Round 4: <br />[x] I've tripped over myself. <br />[x] I've tripped over an undone shoelace.<br />[] I've cried when I've had a papercut.<br />[] I don't cry. Things just seem to love getting in my eyes to make them water.<br /><br />Total so far: 6<br /><br />Round 5: <br />[] I'm not afraid of anything.<br />[] Spiders freak me out. <br />[] I just crossed the above two boxes. <br />[] I spell words using things like 'cuh' instead of 'see' for 'c'.<br /><br />Total so far: 6<br /><br />Round 5: <br />[] I've licked a frozen lampost.<br />[] I pretended my tongue was stuck on it. <br />[x] I've thrown a ball and its rebounded directly to my head. <br />[x] I've thrown a ball and its rebounded directly to my crotch. <br />[] I laughed at the word 'crotch'<br /><br />Total so far: 8<br /><br />Round 6: <br />[x] I've got hit by a ball when I was zoned out. <br />[x] I zone out regularly. <br />[x] Ouch... a ball. <br />[x] I think of a dual meaning when I see the word 'ball'<br />[] I didn't know the dual meaning<br /><br />Total so far: 12<br /><br />Round 7: <br />[] I've bugged people to play 'spin the bottle' then refused to do all my dares. <br />[] I've licked a toilet seat as a dare<br />[] It tasted like chicken. <br />[x] I took the above question seriously or thought 'why would it taste like chicken?'<br /><br />Total so far: 13<br /><br />Round 8: <br />[x] I thought that Hogwarts existed at one time<br />[x] I still think it does, they're just late with my letter. <br />[]I don't know what Hogwarts is. <br />[] I still think that Harry/Hermione is canon!<br /><br />Total so far: 15<br /><br />Round 9: <br />[] I have said: "I'm ______, who the hell are you?" in real life before.<br />[] I didn't know that it was one of Bart Simpson's catchphrases.<br />[] I thought someone could only have one catchphrase. <br />[x] I have tried to invent my own catchphrase. <br />[] It didn't work. <br />[] It already existed.<br /><br />Total so far: 16<br /><br />Round 10: <br />[] I'm doing this quiz to prove I am NOT stupid. <br />[] I ticked the above box and at least ten other boxes. <br />[x] I now realise I am a bit stupid. <br />[] Tick this box. <br />[] I ticked the above box because it said to. <br />[] Do a naked dance. <br />[] I'm a'strippin'! <br /><br />Total so far: 17<br /><br />Round 11: <br />[] I don't know who made this tag.<br />[] I stole this tag, I wasn't actually tagged.<br />[] Noone will ever tag me. <br />[] But I want to be tagged. <br />[] When I find out who made this tag they'll be spammed so bad! <br />[] I'm going to go spam them now. <br />[] I don't know how to find missxcannie's page though... shame.<br /><br />Total: <br /><br />I scored ___17___ out of 60.<br /><br /><br />not bad.. bitch!<br />i tag Cannie... Jordie and Darkelen and Brutalspoon<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:25:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ oh this is easy<br />1-Jay<br />2-Hinara<br />3-Helix<br />4-some random Absol<br />5-Ms Firm<br />6-Cannie's dad<br />7-Jordie<br />8-Cannie<br />9-Hannie<br />10-Calvin<br /><br />Q2: Four invited three and two to dinner at their house. What happens?<br />Helix and Hinara are both spiritually versed and so find dinner with a psychic/dark creature to be a pleasent and enjoyable experience. Helix even got some DNA for her collection <br /><br />Q3: Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.<br />Ms F: it was alll err fault Ms N... err and err sasseh strip cloob mania... i trahd to stop err ah really did!<br />Hannie: look, i didn't know she was coming to see me for work experience, in fact, if i had... i'd have pretended to be a waitress!<br />Ms N: but though you knew what hannah was doing you still proceded to "lend her a hand" and joined in... causing strokes, heart attacks and f*ts to all that watched you longer than 5 seconds... --_^<br />Ms F: er... well... yes a suphoohs so...<br /><br />Q4: You need to stay at a friendÂs house overnight. Who do you choose, 1 or 6?<br />Cannies dad cause i know he has a house and its got a Cannie in it! ^_^<br /><br />Q5: Two and seven are making out. Ten walks in. WhatÂs their reaction? <br />Can: HINARA?! THIS ISN'T WHAT I MADE YOU FOR!!!! ... oh... hi Jordie<br />Jordie: hey ^_^<br />Can: err... your kinda making out with Calvins fiancee <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />Jordie: oh bollocks not again TT_TT<br /><br />Q6: Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? <br />Cannie: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!<br />Helix: cannie i've found a man who makes me happy... he sits on a couch and does fu--<br />Cannies Dad: OUT OF CHEESE ERROR!!<br />Helix: --all except eat, sleep and shout about cheese or melons when someone uses obscene language... he' doesn't even need fu--<br />Cannies Dad: MELON MELON MELON<br />Helix: --ing on a regular basis... just once or twice a day which is nothing compared to what i'm used to<br />Cannies Dad: and she's allergic to beans and potato ^x^<br />Cannie: No she isn't --__^<br />Cannies Dad: *mouth thing* i want a divorce!<br /><br />Q7: Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to rescue you, ten, two or seven?<br />JordieMon... I CHOOSE YOU<br />Absol used FURY SWIPE<br />Absols attack missed<br />Jordie used TALK ABOUT LOVELIFE<br />Absol fell asleep<br />Absol is sleeping<br />Hannie threw a pokeball<br />Absol was caught!<br /><br />Q8: One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening? <br />NEEEEEEAH NAWWWWWWWWW NEEEEEEAH NAWWWWWWWWW OOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOOEEOO<br /><br />Q9: Three has to marry either eight, four or nine. Who do they choose?<br />Hannie cause she's the only Bisexual<br /><br />Q10: Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for TwoÂs release. What is it?<br />Jordie: YOU WILL MOVE ME UP ONE MATHS SET TO BE WITH HANNIE AND CANNIE OR HINARA GETS SAWN INTO PEICES!!!<br />Ms F: ... ohh thats nice... can ah keep err legs?  <br /><br />Q11: Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?<br />of course she does she's immortal, ruthless and rarely surprised<br /><br />Q12: Everyone is invited to two and tenÂs wedding except for eight. How do they react?<br />well she goes on a rant about how she created Hinara andd so should be present but after a while decides she might as well gatecrash thats what Ms F did. <br /><br />Q13: Why is six afraid of seven?<br />because Cannies dad is under the impression Jordie is a poltergeist as he's never been able to see her <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/fear.gif" width="18" height="18" alt=":fear:" title="Fear" /> <br /><br />Q14: One arrives late for two and tenÂs wedding. What happens and why were they late?<br />nothing except everyone stares Jay down for being late just because he was feeling near suicidal but wanted to prove to Hinara he only wanted her happiness <br /><br />Q15: Five and nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? <br />Ms F tries to seduce Hannie to the bedroom... Hannie is so drunk she's unconcious... so ms F drags her there anyway TT_TT<br /><br />Q16: Nine murders twoÂs best friend. What does two do to get back at them?<br />gets the person i murdered to haunt me daily<br /><br />Q17: Six and One are in mortal danger. Only one can survive. Do they save themselves or one another?<br />Jay: We've got to work together here to make it!<br />Cannies Dad: doesn't your ex know a mad immortal melon who i for some reason fell in love with a while ago?<br />Jay: yeah..?<br />Cannies Dad: you still get on with her ex right?<br />Jay: yeah i guess..<br />Cannies dad: SHE'LL RESURECT YOU MATEY *runs*<br />Jay: but i -- *splat*<br /><br />Q18: Eight and three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? <br />Helix:i say we catch our own...... ]]></description>
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                <title>i stole this from Mai ^_^</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:52:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ TIEM FOR A QUIZ.<br />Then sleep tiems maybe.<br /><br />1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? <br />"shit", "what?!" or "can i have an abortion?" <br /><br />2. Do you trust all of your friends?<br />not all of them<br /><br />3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?<br />meh... hrrm... depends...<br /><br />4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?<br />no some things are just stupid<br /><br />5. Can you make a dollar in change right now?<br />CHANGE?!?! *hides*<br /><br />6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? <br />JAsmine if it wern't for her squeamishness <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />7. Are you afraid of falling in love?<br />no, i do it too quickly.<br /><br /><br />THERE'S NO QUESTION 8 =o<br /><br />9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?<br />Hi Cannie!<br /><br />10. Whats your most favorite scar?<br />elbow<br /><br />11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?<br />last year<br /><br /><br />12. What did the last text message you sent say? <br />i was probably sending something overaffectionate to my boyfriend <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br /><br />13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? <br />Glasses are cute ^_^<br /><br />14. Fill in the blank.<br />sheeeeeeeeep<br /><br />I love: guineapigs.<br /><br />15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?<br />get good GCSEs?<br /><br />16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call? <br />um... my parents?<br /><br />17. How many kids do you want to have?<br />2<br /><br />18. Would you make a good parent?<br />hope so <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />NO NINETEEN EITHER<br /><br /><br />20. What's your middle name? <br />Rose... like everyone else in the yeargroup TT_TT<br /><br /><br />21. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?<br />sex pest BF who is deeply ashamed of said fact TT_TT<br /><br />22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?<br />i'd do more excercise <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding?<br />I'm getting married?<br /><br />24. What are you wearing right now? <br />pyjamas<br /><br />25. Righty or Lefty?<br />i WAS ambidextrous but due to seating arrangements etc i write with my left hand. my right is specialised to hand-eye co-ord<br /><br />26. Best place to eat?<br />BFs flat... tomato n cheese pasta... *drools*<br /><br />27. Favorite jeans?<br />grey... n they're falling appart TT_TT<br /><br />28. Favorite animal?<br />guineapig<br /><br />29. Favorite juice? <br />cherry/peach<br /><br />30. Have you had the chicken pox? <br />Yes.<br /><br />31. Have you had a sore throat? <br />Many times. Stupid colds! *shakes fist*<br /><br />32. Ever had a bar fight? <br />... -_^<br /><br />33. Who knows you the best?<br />MrL <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />34. Shoe size? <br />6 or 7.<br /><br />35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?<br />Not yet<br /><br />36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?<br />you WILL have your medicine!<br /><br />37. Been to Mexico? <br />No<br /><br />38. Did you buy something today?<br />dinner n bus ticket<br /><br />39. Did you get sick today? <br />No, I was already sick<br /><br />40. Do you miss someone today?<br />Yeah.<br /><br />41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?<br />No<br /><br />42. When is the last time you had a massage? <br />uhm... 3 weeks ago.<br /><br />43. Last person to lay in your bed?<br />Me.<br /><br />44. Last person to see you cry<br />lucky lucky BF<br /><br />45. Who made you cry? <br />Me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> <br /><br />46. What was the last TV show you watched? <br />QI<br /><br />47. What are your plans for the weekend?<br />get stuff done saturday... go out with BF sunday<br /><br />48. Who do you think will repost this? <br />Cannie i choose you!<br /><br />49. Who was the last person you hung out with?<br />BF<br /><br />50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?<br />"are you mad?"<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:30:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Pick the month you were born:<br />January-------I kicked<br />February------I loved<br />March--------I karate chopped<br />April----------I licked<br />May----------I jumped on<br />June----------I smelled<br />July-----------I did the Macarena With<br />August--------I had lunch with<br />September----I danced with<br />October-------I sang to<br />November-----I yelled at<br />December-----I ran over<br /><br />Pick the day (number) you were born on:<br />1-------a birdbath<br />2-------a monster<br />3-------a phone<br />4-------a fork<br />5-------a snowman<br />6-------a gangster<br />7-------my mobile phone<br />8-------my dog<br />9-------my best friends' boyfriend<br />10-------my neighbor<br />11-------my science teacher<br />12-------a banana<br />13-------a fireman<br />14-------a stuffed animal<br />15-------a goat<br />16-------a pickle<br />17-------your mom<br />18-------a spoon<br />19------ - a smurf<br />20-------a baseball bat<br />21-------a ninja<br />22-------Chuck Norris<br />23-------a noodle<br />24-------a squirrel<br />25-------a football player<br />26-------my sister<br />27-------my brother<br />28-------an ipod<br />29-------a surfer<br />30-------a llama<br />31-------A homeless guy<br /><br />Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:<br />White---------because I'm cool like that<br />Black---------because that's how I roll.<br />Pink-----------because I'm crazy.<br />Red-----------because the voices told me to.<br />Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want<br />Green---------because I think I need some serious help.<br />Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!<br />Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.<br />Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars<br />Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.<br />Brown---------because I can..<br />Other----------because I'm a Ninja!<br />None----------because I can't control myself! <br /><br />i jumped on a phone because i'm sexy and i do what i want.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>RANDOM FACT</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:44:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ the americans invented a pen that was waterproof... useable in weightless conditions.... pressure powered...eraseable... and non drip. The rest of the world... used a pencil.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />COOKIES!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>tagged by EvilMsCanniex</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 11:52:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -----------Â Ã Â A L L A B O U T | M E Â Ã Â--------------<br />Name: Hannie<br />Single or taken: taken<br />Gender: Female <br />Birthday: YAY<br />Hair color: Autumn<br />Eye color: questionable<br />Height: 5ft7<br /><br />-----------Â Ã Â F A S H I O N | S T U F F Â Ã Â--------------<br /><br />Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: Primark yay Â£5<br />Favorite designer?: *blink* *blink*<br />What is your sexiest outfit?: red dress<br />What is your most comfortable outfit?: grey hoodie and jeans<br />What do you usually wear?: Jeans and something ...<br /><br /><br />--------------Â Ã Â S P E C I F I C S Â Ã Â -------------------<br /><br />What kind of shampoo do you use?: Elvive<br />What are you listening to right now: nothing<br />Who is the last person that called you?: The Muffin Man<br />How many buddies are online right now?: two.<br /><br />-------------Â Ã Â F A V O R I T E S Â Ã Â-----------------<br />Foods: cheese... oranges... cherry flavoured anything...<br />Girls names: Monique, Xanthe, Mairi<br />Boys names: Calvin, Justin, Darren<br />Subjects in school: English & History<br /><br />----------------Â Ã Â H A V E | Y O U | E V E R Â Ã Â-------------<br /><br />Given anyone a bath?: Jack n Toffee the pigs<br />Smoked?: No.<br />Bungee jumped?: pfft not likely matey<br />Made yourself throw up?: I tried but it failed.<br />Skinny dipped?: ... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />Ever been in love?: Yes.<br />Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I'm sure I have at some point.<br />Pictured your crush naked?: don't we all?<br />Actually seen your crush naked?: not that i recall -_-<br />Cried when someone died?: No-one has died that I'm close to while I've been alive.<br />Lied: I'd find you seriously strange if you'd said no?<br />Fallen for your best friend?: nope.<br />Rejected someone?: Yep.<br />Used someone?: Not that I can think of.<br />Done something you regret?: Sure.<br /><br />------------Â Ã Â C U R R E N T Â Ã Â---------------<br /><br />Clothes: purple top black jeans. <br />Music: none <br />Smell: "Be Delicious"<br />Desktop picture: fish<br />Cd in player: none <br />DVD in player: Red Dwarf complete series<br /><br />----------------Â Ã Â L A S T | P E R S O N Â Ã Â----------------------<br /><br />Hugged: Joe<br />You IMed: The Muffin Man<br />You yelled at: The Muffin Man.<br />You kissed: Dad.<br /><br />---------------Â Ã Â A R E | Y O U Â Ã Â---------------------<br /><br />Understanding: Most of the time.<br />Open-minded: its so open swallows live there during the summer<br />Arrogant: yeah.<br />Insecure: Yup<br />Random: i hate egg TT_TT<br />Hungry: No, Im stuffed! <br />Smart: i like to think so.<br />Moody: Sometimes.<br />Organized: *chokes*<br />Healthy: Not as much as I should be.<br />Shy: *leans back and grins* do i LOOK it?<br />Difficult: i'm female... thats the line.<br />Bored easily: i try to be attentive.<br />Obsessed: i understand how stalkers think...<br />Angry: i can contain it till in a suitable place to explode like a cokebottle full of mints<br />Sad: Very, sometimes.<br />Happy: Try to be!<br />Hyper: well... is Candice or food involved? if not i'm a lazyass<br />Trusting: i used to be<br /><br />---------Â Ã Â W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A Â Ã Â--------<br /><br />Kill?: y'know i came across a band called Kill Hannah! TT_TT<br />Slap: my uncle.<br />Get really wasted with?: -I- don't get wasted... i get other people wasted and .... oops <br />Get high with: drugs are for pharmacies<br />Talk to offline: they'll never speak to me *laughs* <br />Talk to online: again, they'll never speak to me<br />Sex it up with: ooooh caaaandiiiice..? i kid.. or do i? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br /><br />------------------Â Ã Â R A N D O M Â Ã Â---------------------<br /><br />In the morning I: sleep till proven late <br />Love is: and will always be simultaniously the best and worst experience of my life<br />I dream about: that which i want most <br />Sexual preference: i have little interest in bodies thus gender is irrelevant. if i love you... you're beautiful. simple as that.<br />What do you notice first in the gender you're into: attitude<br /><br />---------------Â Ã Â W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R Â Ã ---------------<br /><br />Coke or Pepsi: can't tell the difference<br />Flowers or candy: depends if i'm hungry<br />Tall or short: i expect men to be taller i guess... cause most men are... <br /><br />---------------Â Ã Â W H O Â Ã Â ---------------<br /><br />Makes you laugh the most: Cannie... followed closely by Jordie.... jaaaaam.<br />Makes you smile: anyone.<br />Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: those who have that effect KNOW they have th... ]]></description>
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                <title>feeling unoriginal so hah Vicki n Chazzy</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 11:48:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ popular bitch<br /><br />[] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale. (no thanks i'm not a loser.)<br />[] I am/was a cheerleader.<br />[] I'm pretty ditzy.<br />[] I wear pink 24/7.<br />[] My looks are very important to me. <br />[x] I canÂt live without my cell phone.   *my parents would kill me cause i lost it*<br />[] My hair is always straight. <br />[] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot. <br />[] I laugh 24/7. <br />[] I have a million friends.<br />[] I always hang at the mall or movies. <br />[] I'll only date popular guys.<br />[] I listen to rap & pop music. <br />[] I have at least one designer bag.<br />[]My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics.<br />[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.<br />[] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love<br />[] I don't have a job.<br />[] I wear lots of makeup. <br />[] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.<br />[] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.<br />Total = 1<br /><br />Emo<br /><br />[x] I cry a lot. *hormones people TT_TT*<br />[] I go to local shows. <br />[] I wear black everyday.<br />[] I write sad poetry. <br />[] I play an acoustic guitar. <br />[] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. <br />[] I self mutilate myself. <br />[x] I think about suicide or death often. *life is so short...*<br />[] People have told me to cheer up. <br />[] I cry when I see dead animals.<br />[] My myspace pics are black are white or angled. <br />[] I wear many band shirts. (i dont have many cause my parents suck..just wait till i get a job)<br />[x] No one understands me. *possibly cause i make very little sense*<br />[] I don't talk too often.<br />[] I look down when I walk.<br />[x] I wear black eyeliner. *and smokey grey*<br />[] My fingernails are black. <br />[x] I have an ex I still cry over. *..... sob*<br />[] My hair is black.<br />[x] My hair covers one of my eyes. *cause its a damn mess*<br />[] I love Hot Topic. <br />[] I always say 'life sucks'.<br />Total = 6<br /><br />Nerd<br /><br />[x] I have straight A's. *my common sense was sacrificed*<br />[] I wear glasses. <br />[] I always do my homework and study. <br />[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. *gotta love Legolas*<br />[] Computer games = Love.<br />[x] I'm 'teachers pet'. *its amazing what i can get away with*<br />[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. <br />[x] I have a bedtime. *the evil parents of doom*<br />[] I use an asthma inhaler.<br />[] I carry a calculator with me. <br />[] I bring my lunch to school. <br />[] I always follow the rules.<br />[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.<br />[] I'm always on the computer. <br />[] I've never had beer or cigarettes.<br />[] I always answer every question in class right. <br />[x] I correct people's grammar. *you can lose SO many mates that way Â¬_Â¬ *<br />[] I read a lot. <br />[] School is very important to me.<br />[]I always stump people.<br />Total = 5<br /><br />Rebel<br /><br />[]I always speak my mind. <br />[] I have 0% of school spirit.<br />[] Fuck you I won't do what you tell me! <br />[x] I stand up for what I think is right. *to be squashed again Â¬_Â¬*<br />[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors. <br />[]Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite. <br />[] I won't listen to authority figures.<br />[] I always break the rules.<br />[]I refuse to compromise. <br />[x]I'm always arguing with people. *only when they're wrong *looks sheepish*<br />[x] I love debate. *i'm hugely discouraged by my peers*<br />[] I always do what's unexpected of me. <br />[] I don't give a shit what people think of me. <br />[x]If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'. *don't we all?*<br />[]I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions. <br />[]I only respect my own beliefs. <br />[] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what. <br />[] I laugh at compromising people.<br />[]I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out. <br />[]Rules were meant to be broken. <br />Total = 4<br /><br />Jock<br /><br />[] I'm on one or more sport teams. <br />[] I always wear my varsity jacket.<br />[]I've won awards for my athletic ability. <br />[] I will only date popular girls/guys.<br />[] School Spirit 100%.<br />[] I'm going to a college for sports. <br />[] I watch sports on TV all the time.<br />[] I'm muscular.<br />[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day. <br />[] Go Team!<br />[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.<br />[x] I eat a lot. *how else did i get this dense?*<br />[]I'm egotistical.<br />[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.<br />[] I sit at the jock lunch table.<br />[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.<br />[] I go lots of sports games.<br />[] I'm very athletic.<br />[] I wear sport inspired clothing. <br />[] I play at least 3 different sports.<br />Total = 1<br /><br />Come... ]]></description>
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                <title>tagged by RainbowAquila</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:43:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ RULES<br />1. Post these rules <br />2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves <br />3. Tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts <br />4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named.<br /><br /><br />1<br />i'm sad enough to do this Â¬_Â¬<br />II.<br />High School musical.... never seen it, never plan to.<br />trois <br />i'm a disorganised person<br />Vier<br />negative character trait of myself - OBSESSION <br />S<br />i love babies!!!! >w<<br />sex<br />why is everyone so surprised that i don't plan on having sex till i'm 16 or later?<br />Blake 7<br />i never manage to fiish things<br />90degrees infinity<br />i used to be veggie.... tried duck and it went downhill from there<br /><br />now to tag people who will whine and complain and eventually sucumb to this and do it... as i have:<br />Dark-elen<br />RukiSacarie13<br />Mimitakashi<br />SimplyAMadHatter<br />anyone else<br />chuck norris<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i steal MissxCannie's memes a lot don't </title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:46:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DREAM DATE<br /><br />Okay these are my preferences, not the ONLY type of person i would like! I mean for example just because i put brown eyes here doesn't mean i don't like any other colour eyes or that brown is way better, just that i prefer it. <br /><br />1.Eye color: Brown<br />2.hair color: natural<br />3.Skinny, or fat: i like a bit of a tummy ^_^; so a comfortable build preferably... no obese or stick people thanks<br />5.smart, not so smart: Smart<br />6.funny, or not funny: funny <br />7.Good or bad: stay out of trouble eh hun?<br />8.Caring, or care free: i want them to care without worrying unless they really should be worried<br />9.Boy, or Girl: either ^_^;<br />10.Treats you well : Yes please  <br />11.Kind, or evil: no snow whites, but a bit of a heart would be good... don't kill the butterfly TT_TT<br />12.Job, or no job: well if they don't have a job either then we're screwed *laughs*<br />13.Will listen, or Wont listen: Will listen.<br />14.Says love you every day, or doesn't: i want them to mean it <br />15.Is honest, or tells only important stuff: Honest.<br />16.sensitive or not: it depends, oversensitive types start to piss me off after a while<br />17.Straight, Gay or Bisexuall: well if they're interested in me thats a start! no gay men that would destroy what little self esteem i've already got ^_^;<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:42:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Start~~<br />Movies you've watched.<br />Over 85 = no life<br /><br /><br />(x) Grease<br />(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl<br />(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest<br />(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End<br />( ) Boondock Saints<br />( ) Fight Club<br />( ) Starsky and Hutch<br />( ) Neverending Story<br />( ) Blazing Saddles<br />( ) Airplane!<br /><br />Total: 4<br /><br />( ) The Princess Bride<br />( ) Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy<br />( ) Napoleon Dynamite<br />( ) Saw<br />( ) Saw II<br />( ) Saw III<br />( ) Saw IV<br />( ) White Noise<br />( ) White Oleander<br />( ) 50 First Dates<br />(x) The Princess Diaries<br />(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement<br /><br />Total all together: 6<br /><br />( ) Scream<br />( ) Scream 2<br />( ) Scream 3<br />(x) Scary Movie<br />( ) Scary Movie 2<br />( ) Scary Movie 3<br />( ) Scary Movie 4<br />( ) American Pie<br />( ) American Pie 2<br />(x)American Wedding<br />( ) American Pie Band Camp<br />( ) American Pie Naked Mile<br /><br />Total all together: 7<br /><br />(x) Harry Potter 1<br />(x) Harry Potter 2<br />(x) Harry Potter 3<br />(x) Harry Potter 4<br />(x) Harry Potter 5<br />( ) Resident Evil 1<br />( ) Resident Evil 2<br />( ) Resident evil 3<br />( ) The Wedding Singer<br />( ) Little Black Book<br />( ) The Village<br /><br />Total all together: 12<br /><br />(x) Finding Nemo<br />(x) Finding Neverland<br />( ) Signs<br />(x) The Grinch<br />( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre<br />( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning<br />( ) White Chicks<br />( ) Butterfly Effect<br />(x) 13 Going on 30<br />(x) I, Robot<br />(x) Robots<br /><br />total all together: 18<br /><br />( ) Dodgeball<br />( ) Universal Soldier<br />(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events<br />( ) Along Came Polly<br />( ) Deep Impact<br />( ) KingPin<br />( ) Never Been Kissed<br />( ) Meet The Parents<br />( ) Meet the Fockers<br />( ) Eight Crazy Nights<br />( ) Joe Dirt<br />( ) King Kong<br /><br />Total all together: 19<br /><br />( ) A Cinderella Story<br />( ) The Terminal<br />( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie<br />( ) Passport to Paris<br />( ) Dumb & Dumber<br />( ) Dumber & Dumberer<br />( ) Final Destination<br />( ) Final Destination 2<br />( ) Final Destination 3<br />( ) Halloween <br />()The Ring <br />() The Ring 2 <br />( ) Surviving Christmas<br />(x)Flubber<br /><br />Total all together: 20<br /><br />( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle<br />( ) Practical Magic<br />( ) Chicago<br />( ) Ghost Ship<br />( ) From Hell<br />(x) Hellboy<br />( ) Secret Window<br />( ) I Am Sam<br />( ) The Whole Nine Yards<br />( ) The Whole Ten Yards<br /><br />Total all together: 21<br /><br />( ) The Day After Tomorrow<br />( ) Child's Play<br />( ) Seed of Chucky<br />( ) Bride of Chucky<br />( ) Ten Things I Hate About You<br />( ) Just Married<br />( ) Gothika<br />( ) Nightmare on Elm Street<br />( ) Sixteen Candles<br />( ) Remember the Titans<br />( ) Coach Carter<br />( ) The Longest Yard (the original)<br />( ) Gridiron Gang<br />( )The Grudge <br />( )The Grudge 2 <br />( ) The Mask<br />( )Son Of The Mask<br /><br />Total all together: 21<br /><br />( ) Bad Boys<br />( ) Bad Boys 2<br />( ) Joy Ride<br />( ) Lucky Number Sleven<br />( ) Ocean's Eleven<br />( ) Ocean's Twelve<br />( ) Ocean's Thirteen<br />( ) Bourne Identity<br />( ) Bourne Supremacy<br />( ) Bourne Ultimatum<br />( ) Lone Star state of mind<br />( ) Bedazzled<br />( ) Predator I<br />( ) Predator II<br />( ) The Fog<br />(x) Ice Age<br />(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown<br />( ) Curious George<br /><br />Total all together: 23<br /><br />( ) Independence Day<br />( ) A Bronx Tale<br />( ) Darkness Falls<br />( ) Christine<br />( ) ET<br />( ) Children of the Corn<br />( ) My Boss's Daughter<br />( ) Maid in Manhattan<br />(x) War of the Worlds<br />( )Rush Hour<br />( )Rush Hour 2<br />( ) Rush Hour 3<br /><br />Total all together: 24<br /><br />( ) Swimfan<br />( ) Miracle on 34th street<br />( ) Old School<br />( ) The Notebook<br />( ) K-Pax<br />( ) Krippendorf's Tribe<br />( ) A Walk to Remember<br />( ) Ice Castles<br />( ) Boogeyman<br />( ) The 40-year-old-virgin<br /><br />Total all together: 24<br /><br />(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring<br />(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers<br />(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King<br />( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark<br />(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom<br />( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade<br /><br />Total all together: 28<br /><br />( ) Love and basketball<br />( ) Hostel<br />( ) Waiting for Guffman<br />( ) House of 1000 Corpses<br />( ) Devil's Rejects<br />( ) Elf<br />( ) Highlander<br />( ) Mothman Prophecies<br />( ) American History X<br />( ) Three<br /><br />Total all together: 28<br /><br />( ) The Jackal<br />( ) Kung Fu Hustle<br />( ) Full Metal Jacket<br />() Shaolin Soccer<br />( ) Night Watch<br />(x) Monsters Inc.<b... ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>OC meme from MissxCannie</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:00:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ .::. Fill out this meme and then tag your friends with it. Choose three OCs or more to answer .::.<br /><br />1- Hello, what's your name?<br /><br />Calvin: i'm Calvin Hobbs.<br />Helix: Helix Akidna Mordre<br />Seth: i'm Seth. Seth Oscar Sayne. <br /><br />2- What stories are you from? An original story or a pre-made such as Naruto or Bleach?<br /><br />Calvin: i was created so my creator could become better at roleplay<br />Helix: i was Hannie's first OC for roleplay<br />Seth: i was created for yaoi, and now hentai with another deviant.<br /><br />3- What do you guys look like?<br /><br />Calvin: i'm blonde, with green eyes, and i work out a little.<br />Helix: my hair and eyes i can change through my overexposure to arcane substances when i was *ahem* younger. <br />Seth: extremely fair hair that flops over my eyes, which are hazel. also i have to be well toned for my job.<br /><br />4- Nice! So, all of you have to have some angsty pasts right? It's an OC necessity.<br /><br />Calvin: um, well my teacher was murdered by dopplegangers which HELIX released Â¬_Â¬ ... i fell in love and was DENIED... FOR A MURDERER well he was an assassin but its the SAME THING *takes a pill* phew... and then i've been in a mental home for a while and that sucked... oh and i'm wanted in 17 countries for things i didn't do, the dopplegangers did it! like kill old ladies, pretty girls and children.... but yeah, still got both parents... they live in Dorset ^_^ <br />Helix: well, i've been around about 800 years.... which bit are we refering to? probably when i was captured by demons and used as a guineapig till the arcane spill made me more powerful than them.<br />Seth: mine is so overdone its funny Â¬_Â¬ damn you Hannie<br /><br />5- *Cries* That was sad! But, do you currently have a special someone to cheer you up?<br /><br />Calvin: Hinara, she's helped me lower my dose by being loving and supportive and hot without realising it *tucks a strand of hair behind Hinara's ear* <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />Helix: they all died out.<br />Seth: Jordie, my pretty girl<br /><br />6- Aww. So... what gear do you wear?<br /><br />Calvin: striped shirts and black jeans are my trademark. i do have a magicians suit too which i wear on business. <br />Helix: i have clothes to blend in with the eras, but i feel most comfortable in my robes. i make them myself.<br />Seth: as a model, i'm required to have high fashion and classic style, but at home my clothes are as baggy as possible and most of them are quite old too.<br /><br />7- I'm sure you all look great! Whats your favourite food & drink?<br /><br />Calvin: tomato juice and truffles ^_^ ... ... ... ... what?<br />Helix: whats that thing called... tizer! and squid. big black sticky squid that don't fit in my fridge unless i hack bits off.<br />Seth: baked potato and milk *grins*<br /><br />8- Yummy... what are your occupations?<br /><br />Calvin: i'm a magician *bows*<br />Helix: you can call me God. *smiles wryly*<br />Seth:  i'm a model and appear in all Jordie's magasines she has stuffed under her bed which she thinks i don't know about Â¬_Â¬<br /><br />9- Sounds tiring, so what do you do during your spare time?<br /><br />Calvin: when i'm not training or working i like to visit Hinara and take her on holiday without going through terminal 5. theres a little beach in the bemuda triangle we're particularly fond of.<br />Helix: spare time... thats one thing i have plenty of. i'm usually creating monsters or mixing poisons to kill myself. its not working...<br />Seth: i'm with Jordie... *grins*<br /><br />10- Interesting! How old are you all, anyway?<br /><br />Calvin: 23<br />Helix: 800... give or take 50 years<br />Seth: 21<br /><br />11- Ok. So are you the hero/heroine or villian/villainess of the story?<br /><br />Calvin: Hero, naturally. saving my damsels... *blows a kiss in Hinara's direction*<br />Helix: it depends who your talking to *glares at Calvin*<br />Seth: i'm just another of life's victims, just like everyone else.<br /><br />12- Do you have any sworn enemies/rivals at all?<br /><br />Calvin: helix.... *crushes cup*<br />Helix: why worry myself with revenge when all i have to do is wait?<br />Seth: he's in rehab now<br /><br />13- Oooo, don't get so feisty! Have an ultimate goal/dream to fulfill?<br /><br />Calvin: become a master magician, get rid of Helix, and live on that beach with Hinara... until she dumps me *looks anxious and sad*<br />Helix: to die.<br />Seth: to forget my past and start my future<br /><br />14- Awesome, good luck with reaching it! Did you enjoy answering my questions?<br /><br />Calvin: it was okay<br />Helix: waste of time<br />Seth: it was alright<br /><br />15- Any last words/advice before we part?<br /><br />Calvin: yeah, i'm going to kill every single dopplganger on this earth if it kills me, so come and get me!<br />Helix: would you be interested in... ]]></description>
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                <title>MUDKIPS</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:38:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ why are there mudkips everywhere?! all comments have been mudkipped!!!!<br />Cannie i blame you!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>another thing pinched off simplyamadhatter ^^;</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:55:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What be your name? Â·:Â· Hanny/Hannah/Idiot<br />What be your zodiac sign? Â·:Â· Taurus<br />Birthplace? Â·:Â· Stafford<br />Places you lived in? Â·:Â· England?<br />Places you visited? Â·:Â· France Belgium Croatia Italy Germany Turkey Greece Carribean<br />Currently living in? Â·:Â· England<br />Heritage? Â·:Â· English, my family was here in tudor times! <br />Height? Â·:Â· 5ft 6... ish <br />Weight? Â·:Â· 12stone (surprised? thats cause its muscle and bone baby! ahaha *chokes*<br />Tattoos? Â·:Â· i'd like one someday<br />Piercings? Â·:Â· none<br />Clothing style? Â·:Â· jeans, stripes<br />Called labels? Â·:Â· eh what?<br />Are thou trustworthy? Â·:Â· i like to think so<br />Shy or Outgoing? Â·:Â· outgoing<br />Funny or Serious Â·:Â· depends on the situation<br />Do you think you're attractive? Â·:Â· er... i'd be better if i didn't have acne<br />Do you have any pets? Â·:Â· Guinea pig called Jack ^_^<br />Do you have siblings? Â·:Â· a brother, younger, far to sensitinve, and far to affectionate to range in "normal"<br />Own a TV? Â·:Â· theres 3 in our house<br />Own a computer? Â·:Â· there are .... 14...<br />Favourite color? Â·:Â· Blue<br />Favourite band/musician? Â·:Â· erm... green day?<br />Favourite person? Â·:Â· i'll be accused of favouritism again *hides from Jordan* <br />Favourite movie? Â·:Â· Idiocracy<br />How many friends do you have? Â·:Â· close friends? 3 general friends.... about 30<br />Do you like to meet new people? Â·:Â· totally<br />Best friend? Â·:Â· Louise<br />Are you in love? Â·:Â· no comment<br />First crush? Â·:Â· No comment.<br />First kiss? Â·:Â· No Comment!<br />Taken or single? Â·:Â· NO F*Â£$ COMMENT!<br />Would you give your life for a loved one? Â·:Â· yes.<br />Do you have a friend with benefits? Â·:Â· what like, one that lives off the govournment?<br />Do you have your period? Â·:Â· ... what the f%&* why do you care? ... Yes<br />Are you a virgin? Â·:Â· yes<br />Do you have boobs? Â·:Â· i have 2 ^_^<br />Do you sleep naked? Â·:Â· no<br />How many partners did you have? Â·:Â· er... none i'd count, cyber relationships are retarded Â¬_Â¬<br />Do you like foreplay? Â·:Â· yes <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />Top or Bottom? Â·:Â· umm... i'll let you know<br />Last time you had sex? Â·:Â· Virgin<br />Have you met someone from the internet? Â·:Â· yeah he was a freaky scary disturbed child<br />Do you curse? Â·:Â· often<br />Do you smoke? Â·:Â· seems a daft thing to do to be honest<br />Do you do drugs? Â·:Â· medicinal<br />Are you a sport fanatic? Â·:Â· i fail at sport<br />Have scars? Â·:Â· yeah a few<br />Believe in ghosts? Â·:Â· i'd need some pretty unexplainable proof to convince me<br />Broken bones? Â·:Â· never *is Lynched*<br />Been beaten up? Â·:Â· twice<br />Consumed alcohol? Â·:Â· yeah, but i hate drunks. a little is okay, but... ugh no no drunks<br />Taken painkillers (legal/illigal)? Â·:Â· paraceitamol, feminax, aspirin<br />Do you sleep walk/talk? Â·:Â· apparently i do.<br />Have you ever sat in gum? Â·:Â· i've sat in all sorts of things TT_TT<br />Danced in public? Â·:Â· all the time<br />Smiled for no reason? Â·:Â· all the time<br />Laughed so hard you cried? Â·:Â· yes<br />Pee'd your pants? Â·:Â· ....... excuse me?<br />Written a song? Â·:Â· i did, it failed but yeah, i can still sing it *no-one can make me feel the way you did today.... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />Sang in the shower? Â·:Â·  always, i sound much better in there<br />Performed on stage? Â·:Â· whenever i can<br />Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours? Â·:Â· .... i don't think i've managed THAT long<br />Made out in a theater? Â·:Â· *checks list of things to do before she dies* ... well its ON there...<br />Gone skating? Â·:Â· ice skating or roller skating? i rollerskated last year, ice skated yeeaars ago<br />Who was the last person who kissed you? Â·:Â· brother<br />Who hugged you? Â·:Â· brother<br />Told you they loved you? Â·:Â· brother<br />Went to the movies with you? Â·:Â· brother<br />Msg'd you? Â·:Â· Jordan<br />When was the last time you cried? Â·:Â· thursday evening<br />Time you laughed? Â·:Â· saturday morning<br />Book you read? Â·:Â· The Hogfather<br />Shoes you wore? Â·:Â· Jazz Trainers<br />Movie you watched? Â·:Â· Idiocracy<br />Song you sang? Â·:Â· Pure shores (its for our end of term production k?! Â¬_Â¬ )<br />Can you stay up at night? Â·:Â· yeah, provided i have something to entertain me<br />Can you cook? Â·:Â· vaguely<br />Can you sing? Â·:Â· singing tutor says YES.... everyone else says nooooh<br />Say your ABC's backwards? Â·:Â· i can go from g to a, but the other letters takes me ages<br />What where you doing on the 9/11/2001? Â·:Â· celebrating my brothers.... 3rd birthday<br />Something you would like to forget? Â·:Â· we all have those...<br />What are you thinking about? Â·:Â· who t... ]]></description>
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                <title>i am Sasuke.. ish</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:26:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You are SASUKE!<br /><br />Stylish. Skillful. Sexy. You've never had trouble getting people to notice you even if sometimes you wish they wouldn't. At least you can always feel happy knowing you excel at whatever you try. Now if you could only kill that brother of yours... <br /><br />scary thing is that IS me... appart from stylish... skillfull... sexy... killing my brother and excelling at whatever i try... yeah i'm just noticed all the time, except at school where i think people have learned how to block me out... and at home...<br /><br />... actually... thats not me.<br /><br />... TT_TT<br /><br />i shall paste the link into 1st comment, so you too can find out which naruto character you are!<br />Thankies Kitsu ^_^<br /><br />vlentines day... my bro was so cuuuuuuute he made me breakfast in bed! a toasted teacake with a heart made out of jam on top ^_^ its the little things that stop me murdering him. he's just bought another 3 months of life at least, though its rapidly going down again, just cause i beat his videogame doesn't mean he can delete my character in a strop! TT_TT<br /><br />totus res terminus, quare denego suum orsa<br />take care xx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>stolen from SimplyAMadHatter</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:41:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ RULES:<br /><br />1. Post these rules.<br />2. Each person tagged must must post 8 random (hopefully helpful) facts about themselves.<br />3. Those tagged should write a journal about these facts.<br />4. At the end post 8 more bloggers tagged and name.<br />5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged.<br /><br />= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br /><br />1- i love cappybarras! ^_^ and Guineapigs... and kittens... and puppies... and *rant rant rant rant rant*<br /><br />2- i can eat lots... like when RukiSacarie13 invited me to her 14th b-day thing at pizza hut with MimiTakashi i ate more pizza than they did combined (mmm) and so to make sure i don't become spherical i walk a lot. Also even i can eat a lot on some occasions, as a rule i don't need much. this is how, when i'm not on a walk, i can totally veg out sitting here on the computer xD<br /><br />3- Socially, i'm just... unacceptable... or at least my Art table at school reckon that. aw i love that table, it amuses me. they probably want to swap me for RukiSacarie13 though Â¬_Â¬<br /><br />4- i can't focus on something to save my life, well maybe to save my life, but if i'm watching a TV program i'll be listening to music at the same time while playing catch<br /><br />5- Clumsy-ish ness *flashbacks to the exploding paint box in english >_<*<br /><br />6- even though my bro is random, annoying, and scary... i love him very much and we get on perhaps too well to be considered normal. <br /><br />7- i live in my own world a lot<br /><br />8- i do not like religion, especially preachers. be what you like but don't try to make me at all interested. i do not want to know <br /><br />= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br /><br />no tagging tis gayness. do it if you like, if not, then meh<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>the 2nd worst day of the year</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:46:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ heres to you<br />sweet Valentine<br />and though i try<br />you'll not be mine<br />what once was joy<br />has turned to fear<br />thats why i hate<br />this time of year<br />a time when all<br />under the skies<br />lean forward slow<br />and close their eyes<br />except for me<br />my love is true<br />i'll lie awake<br />and think of you<br />heres to you<br />sweet Valentine<br />oh how i wish<br />you would be mine<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />right, time to rant *deep breath*<br />i hate Valentines day cause i'm always alone at the time when its almost the law to have someone with you, the only valentines i've ever recieved were from my parents Â¬_Â¬ and its not even like i have someone on the horizon... well... i kinda do, but lets face it no one is going to want me are they? don't you dare comment saying thats a lie and that i'm wonderful etc because hey i know batshit when i hear it. i have enough proof to tell me i'm crap at forming meaningful relationships of that nature. all boyfriends have been virtual, none of them lasting till Valentines but i wouldn't count them anyway because i never met them they're just there so i can kid myself into thinking i have a love life. <br />*gasps*<br />AND its getting worse i'm getting clumsier, i keep saying things that sound dodgy and it doesn't register with me its unacceptable to talk like that, my self confidence is almost gone and i live in my head now, cause in my head i can be anything, i can be strong, beautiful, witty, clever, loved.. grrr Valentinesightis, the worst virus since the common cold. sure my family love me, but they kinda have to.<br />of course listening to music doesn't help things because eventually, any kind of music will make me depressed. this includes weird Al Yankovic crap, but when i hear songs that sound like my life its 10x worse. and yet, here i am, headphones on, listening...<br /><br />>>---Happy Valentines Day---><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>stolen from Clive</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:39:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1 . YOUR REAL NAME:<br />
- Hannah Ball (till my parents married)<br />
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2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)<br />
- Hanizzle... sounds like hannibal... mua ha ha<br />
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3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)<br />
- black cappybarra (thats just great, thats going to shiver the timbers of every crook i catch isn't it! -_- )<br />
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4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)<br />
- Towha/Balha (both sound like bionicles -_- )<br />
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5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink}<br />
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- BlueTizer (veeery interesting....)<br />
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6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)<br />
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- Awroahers/Alroahall (again a multiple choice, and again they both sound bizzare)<br />
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7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)<br />
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- Jane... my dad has no middle name... i am Jane Jane i guess O_o<br />
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8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)<br />
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- Black Jack oh yes finally a half decent one!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>merry thursday</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:49:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Cannie christmas was a tuesday!!!!!!!!!!! xD<br />
i got a Victor doll! he is funny xD<br />
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...<br />
yes.<br />
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tis a sad day for the EMFGC as cult seems to have shrunk to couple. this is because our secretary is so far away now we don't see her, our Shadophile has a restraining order of sorts against one of the members... mentioning no names <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> , our bushpig though still a supporter has allies elsewhere who we feel need her more, and our animephile due to certain members of her family bearing grudges, is unable to participate in further shenanigans or friendships with a certain member (AGAIN mentioning no names Â¬_Â¬ )<br />
perhaps its for the best, as i doubt they would find the EMFGC amusing any more.<br />
the two surviving members (HDAVPOTEMFGC and the VIRZPOTEMFGC *Hanny and Cannie*) decree if one wishes to re-enter the EMFGC they must still fit criteria mentioned in the EMFGC handbook and must have a good relationship with all the members.<br />
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Clive answer my hideously long noooote! xD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>tis the season to get fat... lalala... *sigh*</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:23:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ noes... i don't want to be fat O_O its happened before i looked... hell juct check my year 7 photo okay? *sigh* but i love christmas food!<br />
this is why i've been trying to work it off, my neighbors think i'm insane (well they thought that anyway but heres a new reason) i've been walking round and round the block working it, haha. i eat like a bin. i AM a bin! a bin with legs. yay.<br />
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grrrowl<br />
... random<br />
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may sound odd but me n my bro had a growling contest, i got quite good i think... he just got worse xD<br />
him: grararar<br />
me: gerrr<br />
him gag...rr..ragrag<br />
me: grrrrrr<br />
him: gag...gagag... rah<br />
me Grrrr!<br />
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great i can growl louder than a nine year old... animal documentaries here i come!<br />
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christmas with the family, je ne pas ma grandmere... parce que i HATE the curtain dress, the dinosaur legs she calls turkey... (big lumps of old meat), the fact my baby cousins (who i love Love LOVE > w < this is a grudge to my granny not them) are allowed to do everything i wasn't when i was their age, that i'm too clumsy (okay fair do's i did fall forward off a chair when my history teacher slammed her fist on the table, and then tripped on my way to my planner to get my merit card, and i've knocked many things over this week, including a christmas tree <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> ) and that apparently i drink smoke and do drugs... when i should be learning to knit. those who know me know very well what life i don't have, but the old bat shan't be swayed. only let in the house nowdays cause i'm good with the little kids, but hey suits me fine. its the entertainment value, watching her change colour when i break a plate.<br />
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what else can i do to disturb whoevers reading this..? growl... check... rant... check.... start a checklist... check!<br />
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love to Clive, you know who you are<br />
and too all a merry fishpaste<br />
and a blue nosed reindeer<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>missxcannies thingy</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:57:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ --Answer for yourself and two to four of your OCs--<br />
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1. If you had a kekkai genkai (bloodline limit) like the characters in Naruto, which would it be?<br />
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Hanny:Sharengan, its sexy! > w <<br />
Helix:err... byakugan (however you spell it)... for medical perposes only of course (yeah right!)<br />
Calvin: umm... Sharengan again... stronger = able to punch Dokuro's lights out<br />
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2. If you owned a team of pokemon, what would they be?<br />
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Hanny:Venusaur, garados, zapdos, golem, haunter, blaziken<br />
Helix: who needs pokemon when you have science?! *sigh* fine, errr, eevies... flareon umbreon espion jolteon vaporeon... and an absol<br />
Calvin: sandslash, flygon, seel, wigglytuff, gastly camerupt<br />
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3. If you owned a daemon (as an adult- so it cannot change form) what animal would it be? (give a description) <br />
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Hanny: errr, cappybarra? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> (massive guineapig thing <3)<br />
Helix: Bat.<br />
Calvin: umm... a white rabbit probably<br />
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4. If you lived in narutoverse, what hidden village would you be from?<br />
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Hanny: err, leaf?<br />
Helix: mist<br />
Calvin:Sand<br />
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i tag! :dark~elen: :notlonggone: :rukisacarie13:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>ironic isn't it?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:36:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i am ill the day after i find out i have 100% attendance Â¬_Â¬ that sucks on so many levels<br />
also i am worried i'll get behind even more with my schoolwork as theres a lot of unfinished stuff, Art for example! i'd better start drawing shells or something to appease that grouch of a teacher when i come back, but i shall finish this entry first.<br />
yes i know i'm only off for one day, but i'll have catching up stuff for all those lessons, + the homework that was set for that day, i am not a fast worker >_< i still have several half done bits of classwork because i've been daydreaming about all kinds of horrors. O_o<br />
the yu-gi-oh abridges series is the funniest thing since my bro got his ass stuck in a go-cart xD<br />
i believe thats all from me<br />
love to all<br />
Take care<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>Monsters</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:08:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ all things huge and monsterous<br />
all evil great and small<br />
all things weird and hazardous<br />
Our Helix made them all<br />
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Each hawkobear that tackles<br />
each crocadillypig<br />
to make her odd creations<br />
through graveyards she will dig<br />
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all things huge and monsterous<br />
all evil great and small<br />
all things weird and hazardous<br />
Our Helix made them all<br />
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Helix: Beloved comrades, i'm looking to make some monsters. Send me a list of "ingredients" and i shall create your new... pet. the hawkobear went over so well i couldn't resist but want to make more. no combination is a silly combination, and i can make pretty much anything... except slime. Vicki makes good slime. so if you fancy a goldfish with eight legs, a bumblebee that changes colour, either send a note or comment here. thanks for your attention<br />
take care xXx<br />
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(by the way, you failed, i live, the quest was all in vain, and Calvins got a girlfriend so he'll shut up now Â¬_Â¬ )<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>the quest: HELIX MUST DIE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:45:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ everyone who ever knew Helix Mordre from RPs...<br />
helix must die<br />
please begin the RP in which we'll all join as comments.<br />
heres the plan Vicki and i thought up, well, ignore the second part of Vicki's plan which was... hell it was just mean TT_TT<br />
i want to live!<br />
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...<br />
ANYWAY moving very swiftly on<br />
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there are only two ways of "killing" Helix. first one *as thought up by vicki as mine had a fatal flaw* was to remove a vital organ, and prevent her from regrowing it. eg: chaining her to a rock and have things eat her, and whenever she tried to regrow something, they'd eat that too.<br />
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way two isn't really killing her, we just trap her somewhere where she can't get out and leave her there eg: anti-magic forcefield on the moon.<br />
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we need all able characters, Dokuro, Drey, Suicide, Calvin, everyone else! this means you!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>oh the irritation</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:22:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DeviantART, the internet in general, my parents, or all three, are conspiring against me. why is this? because i am unable to look at anything labled "mature content" including my own work. well helloooo if i drew it i can look at it can't i? and as for the other stuff... *cough* where else am i going to get it huh? my dad tracks the sights i go on, so i can't exactly type "pRon, naruto caharacters doing dirty deeds, yaoi, yuri, sexy time" etc into google can i? Â¬_Â¬<br />
(open to suggestions)<br />
anyway, so either this is my dad blocking stuff, the internet commiting suicide because its had enough of my shenanigans, or DeviantART making things up as it goes along. either way, i'm irritated.<br />
on a lighter note, batteries can be purchased at most hardware stores ***Vicki, including big ones like you need for your torch. its that or invest in candles i'm afraid.<br />
coming soon, new RP characters, as the only ones i've covered are "bitch" and "hopeless romantic" aka: Helix and Calvin. again, open to suggestions. well thats all i have to say, so take care<br />
xXx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>cannie twisted me... tag!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:51:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?<br />
a scar on the roof of my moth where i had a spoon in my mouth and my bro smacked it so it catapulted upwards into my flesh! TT_TT<br />
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2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?<br />
paint... posters... daddy long legs...<br />
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3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?<br />
I have night terrors, and shout in my sleep, apparently i normally shout "no cannie no!" or, if not cannie then vicky, jordan, jasmine, or joe. sometimes however, i can be a very emotional sleeptalker, my parents no far to much by now i swear<br />
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4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?<br />
music with a message, that makes me feel good, or is funny<br />
<br />
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?<br />
around 3am, but i'm not sure when exactly<br />
<br />
<br />
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?<br />
thats a personal matter, and you've probably all guessed it by now.<br />
<br />
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?<br />
i miss the days where the most painful thing in the worls was a grazed knee.<br />
<br />
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?<br />
a photograph<br />
<br />
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?<br />
about 5ft6<br />
<br />
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?<br />
no.<br />
<br />
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK<br />
no, why should i?<br />
<br />
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?<br />
i'd rather not say... you've all guessed again haven't you..? -_-<br />
<br />
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?<br />
i don't really care, provided it suits them<br />
<br />
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?<br />
no idea, i doubt its going to happen for a while<br />
<br />
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?<br />
coffee<br />
<br />
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?<br />
sweetcorn, pineapple and mushroom<br />
<br />
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?<br />
ok i'm not saying that... darn it stop guessing! TT_TT<br />
<br />
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?<br />
no... what the fuck what kinda question is that?<br />
<br />
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?<br />
valentines day card from my mum Â¬_Â¬<br />
<br />
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY ELSE?<br />
i love everyone, except one person, called Robin, who i wish to destroy.<br />
<br />
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?<br />
nope, as flexible as a plank i'm afraid<br />
<br />
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?<br />
guineapig called Jack<br />
<br />
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?<br />
uh, black, with random white hairs and half his nose is white<br />
<br />
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?<br />
love is blind<br />
<br />
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?<br />
tell them. over and over again. till they realise <br />
<br />
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED<br />
a number from one to a hundred. yeah thats the smartarse germ, darn you Vicky<br />
<br />
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?<br />
umm, no preferance..?<br />
<br />
32. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU'RE ON THE PHONE MOST WITH?<br />
Louise, my good friend from outside school.<br />
<br />
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?<br />
I live in England, and have never visited the states.<br />
<br />
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?<br />
i'm very clumsy and inarticulate round people i like <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />
<br />
<br />
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?<br />
i blanked Tony Blair, was most awsome. he thought i wanted an autograpth, i walked right past him and into the girls toilets, oh the rawk-ness<br />
<br />
37. FIRST JOB?<br />
clean out guineapig Â£5<br />
<br />
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?<br />
i called Hastings Direct and told them my teacher needed help coz he had a ducks head up his arse, no joke.<br />
<br />
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?<br />
disparing over the fact jordan doesn't appreciate Yuri<br />
<br />
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?<br />
yes, i had a foot opperation, but the problem returned, and got worse TT_TT<br />
<br />
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?<br />
my eyes, or, funnily enough, my wit *what??? well, they're half right about that*<br />
<br />
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?<br />
nope<br />
<br />
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?<br />
YOU <3<br />
<br />
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?<br />
at least 2<br />
<br />
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?<br />
we have a tradition that every girl in our family has "rose" in her name somewhere, and every boy has "william"<br />
<br />
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?<br />
no, i get let down<br />
<br />
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?<br />
anti-dandruff shine enhancer, and conditioner ^_^<br />
<br />
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?<br />
its ok when its neat<br />
<br />
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?<br />
i don't like cold meat<br />
<br />
52. ANY BAD HABITS?<br />
is loud sneezing a bad habit?<br /... ]]></description>
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                <title>cannies tagg-ed-ness</title>
                <link>http://HannahLovesVictor.deviantart.com/journal/14841449/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:58:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1- Find the book nearest to you, go to page 18, find line 4:<br />
the Sioux believed in Wkan Tanka, the great spirit<br />
<br />
2- Stretch out your left arm as far as you can:<br />
... 2.6ft?<br />
<br />
3- Last thing you watched on TV?:<br />
carry on Screaming<br />
<br />
4- Without looking, what time is it?:<br />
8:00<br />
<br />
5- Now, what is the actual time?:<br />
8:03! not bad<br />
<br />
6- Without the computer, what do you hear?:<br />
my brother screaming upstairs<br />
<br />
7- When did you last step outside?:<br />
about four hours ago<br />
<br />
8- Before you took this survey, what did you look at?:<br />
youtube--your a bitch but i love you anyway<br />
<br />
9- What are you wearing?:<br />
jeans & jumper<br />
<br />
10- Did you dream last night?:<br />
i'm getting dreams every night, all about the same thing.<br />
<br />
11- When did you last laugh?<br />
not since friday afternoon in biology<br />
<br />
12- What is on the walls in the room you are in?:<br />
peachy-cream paint<br />
<br />
13- See anything weird lately?:<br />
my reflections looking funky, heh -_-'<br />
<br />
14- What do you think of this quiz?:<br />
its not THE worst i've ever come across. that one was a MissxCannie invention<br />
<br />
15- What is the last film you saw?:<br />
nightmare before christmas<br />
<br />
16- If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?:<br />
i'd rather keep that to myself. you'll know when it happens.<br />
<br />
17- Tell me something I don't know about you:<br />
your a quiz, you know nooothing!<br />
i can't sleep without something to hug TT_TT eg: a pillow<br />
<br />
18- If you could do one thing about the world without guilt or politics what would you do?:<br />
i'd make everyone wiser and more considerate<br />
<br />
19- Do you like to dance?:<br />
I do, however badly, i do.<br />
<br />
20- George Bush:<br />
American President. religious bastard<br />
<br />
21- Imagine your first child is a girl, what is her name?:<br />
Rosalind<br />
<br />
22- Imagine you first child is a boy, what is his name?:<br />
Calvin <br />
<br />
23- Would you consider living abroad?:<br />
i don't think so  <br />
<br />
24- What do you want God to say to you when you reach heaven?:<br />
... he won't say it, but "come in" would be nice<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>cannies tagg-ed-ness</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:13:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1- Find the book nearest to you, go to page 18, find line 4:<br />
the Sioux believed in Wkan Tanka, the great spirit<br />
<br />
2- Stretch out your left arm as far as you can:<br />
... 2.6ft?<br />
<br />
3- Last thing you watched on TV?:<br />
carry on Screaming<br />
<br />
4- Without looking, what time is it?:<br />
8:00<br />
<br />
5- Now, what is the actual time?:<br />
8:03! not bad<br />
<br />
6- Without the computer, what do you hear?:<br />
my brother screaming upstairs<br />
<br />
7- When did you last step outside?:<br />
about four hours ago<br />
<br />
8- Before you took this survey, what did you look at?:<br />
youtube--your a bitch but i love you anyway<br />
<br />
9- What are you wearing?:<br />
jeans & jumper<br />
<br />
10- Did you dream last night?:<br />
i'm getting dreams every night, all about the same thing.<br />
<br />
11- When did you last laugh?<br />
not since friday afternoon in biology<br />
<br />
12- What is on the walls in the room you are in?:<br />
peachy-cream paint<br />
<br />
13- See anything weird lately?:<br />
my reflections looking funky, heh -_-'<br />
<br />
14- What do you think of this quiz?:<br />
its not THE worst i've ever come across. that one was a MissxCannie invention<br />
<br />
15- What is the last film you saw?:<br />
nightmare before christmas<br />
<br />
16- If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?:<br />
i'd rather keep that to myself. you'll know when it happens.<br />
<br />
17- Tell me something I don't know about you:<br />
your a quiz, you know nooothing!<br />
i can't sleep without something to hug TT_TT eg: a pillow<br />
<br />
18- If you could do one thing about the world without guilt or politics what would you do?:<br />
i'd make everyone wiser and more considerate<br />
<br />
19- Do you like to dance?:<br />
I do, however badly, i do.<br />
<br />
20- George Bush:<br />
American President. religious bastard<br />
<br />
21- Imagine your first child is a girl, what is her name?:<br />
Rosalind<br />
<br />
22- Imagine you first child is a boy, what is his name?:<br />
Calvin <br />
<br />
23- Would you consider living abroad?:<br />
i don't think so  <br />
<br />
24- What do you want God to say to you when you reach heaven?:<br />
... he won't say it, but "come in" would be nice<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>for our EvilMissxCanniegod... pairings!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:36:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hello loyal and disturbed readers, as cannie believes the EMFGC could do with some teacher/pupil and teacher/teacher pairings, lots of crack! i have decided to write up a list. kim shall be abused, as any pairing with IT is crack! c'mon!<br />
<br />
teacher/pupil<br />
Cannie/Ian - canon<br />
Hannah/Ms Firm - canon.. why god why?!<br />
Jordan/Mr Kench - crack<br />
Vicky/Mr Dudley - canon (admit it, you flirt in class <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" />)<br />
Cannie/Mr Crawford - crack (though not to Mr Crawford)<br />
Hannah/Ms Kelly - canon.. WHY GOD WHY?!<br />
Jordan/Ms Bracken - crack (come now jordykins, i'm only mean to cover up)<br />
Vicky/Kim - crack (behind the bikesheds at lunch? sure)<br />
Cannie/Ms Firm - crack (why cannie, what nice curves, have you seen my frustrum?)<br />
hannah/anyone else - canon TT_TT<br />
Jordan/Mr Vincent - crack (bread? for me? yay! ... where are your trousers?)<br />
Vicky/Ms Lidder - crack (put a lid on it!)<br />
<br />
teacher teacher pairings<br />
damn, i forgot, they're all canon... unless they involve kim. please give me feedback, is there anything you'd like to add?<br />
HPOTEMFGC signing off<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~HannahLovesVictor</author>
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                <title>the terrifying EMFGC ordeal</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:35:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ahh, another day at the Bloody Hopeless Girls School, and Ms Kelly is having trouble getting people to help her move her sex toys from the form room to her cupboard. unfortunatly, in the form room, were the POTEMFGCs... well, three of them, Vicky wasn't here yet, and even if she was, she has a seperate form room, damn her, shuuuuun!<br />
Ms K: *simpering sweet voice* oh i could use some help with these. HANNAH, CANDARSE, JORDAN! GET YOUR THICK WHITE ASSES OVER HERE AND CARRY THESE SEX T---books... Text books, yes... to my cupboard!<br />
*blood drains from faces of the POTEMFGC*<br />
Ms K: *piles books onto everyone, and picks up the lightest for herself*<br />
Cannie: -_-<br />
Hannah: --_^<br />
Jordan: 0_--<br />
Ms Kelly: March! GO GO GO my salad cream will congeal!<br />
all: ewww!<br />
so, marched into the cupboard were we, having to stack the shelves with unimaginable horrors including a few "do yourself picture books"  by Ms Fairbairn, yes it is "do yourself" not "do it yourself" as since cannies suggestion to draw for our GCSE Art a storyboard depicting how to masturbate she has forced loads of defenceless year 7s to draw their own parts via a mirror, and now has them stuck up over the wall.<br />
of course, while attempting to regail this to vicky, i managed to make an ass of myself and get everyone within a 25metre radius the wrong end of the stick. have a nice life<br />
signing off<br />
HPOTEMFGC<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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