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                <title>I'm a dirty little whore.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:13:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've decided to be more open about my love of getting pounded in the asshole from now on. Enjoy my new art direction!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>WE HAVE A WINNAH</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:03:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright, everybody!  After much deliberation and cross-examination, I have come to a decision.   <br /><br />First of all, I want to thank <b>EVERYONE</b> for their contributions and interest-- I didn't expect so many people to enter!  To those that couldn't get their entries in on time, Don't worry about it!  I realize that we all have lives to live, and that they can get busy.<br /><br />I loved the different styled and methods that everyone used, whether it was photoshop, Microsoft Paint, or colored pencils!  But alas, there can be only one (<i>*lol's at Highlander reference*</i>) winner in this particular contest.  <br /><br />As promised, the winner will get a sketch of their choice, inked and colored, of one of their characters in return!<br /><br /><b>Congratulations, <a href="http://zayn-kun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/z/a/zayn-kun.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconzayn-kun:" title="zayn-kun"/></a> for your wonderful piece!  It was the darker green colors that really caught my eye.  Please note me with your picture request!</b><br /><br />Thank you again to everyone!<br /><br />.... should I do another coloring contest?  People seem to like them.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>CLOSED</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:57:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>THE KINGDOM HEARTS COLORING CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A COLORING CONTEST!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:03:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i><b><u>UPDATE</u></b></i><br /><br /><b><u>DEADLINE</u></b><br /><b>I have decided.  <br /><br />THE FINAL DAY TO SUBMIT YOUR COLORED LINE-ART WILL BE FRIDAY, APRIL 25TH.  THE CUT-OFF IS <i>MIDNIGHT</i> ON FRIDAY.  THAT'S THREE (3) WEEKS, PEOPLE!  ENJOY YOUR TIME COLORING, AND FEEL FREE TO INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!  </b><br /><br /><i><b><u> END UPDATE</u></b></i><br /><br />Alright, kids.  I'm stuck in a rut here.  I need help deciding the colors of a costume.  But my brain is fried. <br /><br /> <i>SO HERES A FUN THING TO DO-- <b>COLOR A PICTURE FOR YOUR GOOD BUDDY, HATTEROFWONDERLAND!</b></i><br /><br />If you want to do this, I'll be much obliged.  <br /><br /><u>The deviant who comes up with the best looking colors for the outfit will get a picture of their choice as drawn by me.  </u><br /><br /><b>The Picture </b><br />It is the beginnings of a Kingdom Hearts character that I'm trying to create (anti-sue, I hope).  So, think those types of colors (though anything goes, really).  <br /><br />Here is the template / picture:   <a href="http://hatterofwonderland.deviantart.com/art/Coloring-Contest-Character-81309186">[link]</a><br /><br /><b>Rules<br /><br />1)  As of right now, the hair and eyes for the character are dark brown, and her skin is pale peach.  Please make a note of that!  ^_^<br /><br />2)  GO CRAZY AND COLOR WITH ALL YOUR HEART!</b> Any way is good.  Use photoshop, colored pencils, crayons!  I'm looking for good color scheme and any extra designs you think would look nice!<br /><br /><b>3)  Once you have finished, please send me a note and a link to the finished product (that you have preferably loaded onto dA, in your scraps if you want).  That way, I can add you into this journal and keep track of the different designs.  Also, <u>PLEASE credit me for the lineart.</u><br /><br />4)  HAVE FUN!  </b>  <b><i>The limit is 3 submissions per artist (I add this because some people want to do more than one design).</i></b><br /><br /><br /><u>Contest Entries</u><br /><a href="http://tyrantflame.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/y/tyrantflame.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontyrantflame:" title="tyrantflame"/></a><br /><a href="http://zayn-kun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/z/a/zayn-kun.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconzayn-kun:" title="zayn-kun"/></a> <a href="http://zayn-kun.deviantart.com/art/HatterofWonderlands-Con-Entry-81390717">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://wyrvvn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/y/wyrvvn.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconwyrvvn:" title="wyrvvn"/></a> <a href="http://wyrvvn.deviantart.com/art/coloran-contest-81906760">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://lupine-lupus.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/u/lupine-lupus.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlupine-lupus:" title="lupine-lupus"/></a> <a href="http://lupine-lupus.deviantart.com/art/Hatter-s-competition-entry-81482303">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://sailorphantom.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sailorphantom.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsailorphantom:" title="sailorphantom"/></a>  <a href="http://sailorphantom.deviantart.com/art/Hatter-s-Coloring-contest-81378596">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://rowanwatersprite.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/o/rowanwatersprite.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrowanwatersprite:" title="rowanwatersprite"/></a> <a href="http://rowanwatersprite.deviantart.com/art/Colouring-Contest-81548707">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://phantom-jedi1.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/phantom-jedi1.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconphantom-jedi1:" title="phantom-jedi1"/></a> <a href="http://phantom-jedi1.deviantart.com/art/Colored-Lineart-81398652">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://yukohoon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/y/u/yukohoon.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconyukohoon:" title="yukohoon"/></a> <a href="http://yukohoon.deviantart.com/art/HatterofWonderland-color-con-81783529">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://evienchantress.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/v/evienchantress.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconevienchantress:" title="evienchantress"/></a><br /><a href="http://angelaart.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/angelaart.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconangelaart:" title="angelaart"/></a><br /><a href="http://freedrakyes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/r/freedrakyes.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfreedrakyes:" title="freedrakyes"/></a> <a href="http://freedrakyes.deviantart.com/art/contest-2-81590450">[link]</a>  <a href="http://freedrakyes.devian... ]]></description>
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                <title>Alert!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:39:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know, this is getting really, REALLY annoying by now-- but I've updated my sketchblog again.  I figured I could keep you guys on here posted, since some people don't have a livejournal.  I post more stuff on there than I do here, simply because nothing I doodle is deviation worthy-- what with all the fancy things on here.<br /><br /><a href="http://capndavyjones.livejournal.com/6612.html">[link]</a><br /><br />So, come on over and give a comment-- I like knowing that my time and effort (if any?) has been seen and smiled upon.  Comments are lovely-- especially WITH faves, not just faves by themselves.<br /><br />I realize that this sounds like a desperate plea for attention, and I don't mean for it to sound needy and whiney.  But, I will be honest, I love compliments.  I don't get very many very often-- so a booster once in awhile helps.  Don't feel obligated-- just know it'll make me smile.<br /><br />Other than that, how are you all today?  : D<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Livejournal Update (EDIT)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:47:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> -*- EDIT -*- </b><br /><br />I DID IT AGAIN.  <br /><br />Feel free to leave a comment on there, because you don't need an account to comment-- you're just Anonymous.   Let me know who you are, and let me know what you like in the post!  Thanks!  <br /><br /><a href="http://capndavyjones.livejournal.com/6034.html">[link]</a><br /><br /><b> /EDIT </b><br /><br />I just updated my livejournal with a sketch-dump.  So, if you're someone who likes my art, no matter if it's deviation worthy or not, come on over and leave a comment.  Also, keep track on my well-being, since I'll prolly post in there. <br /><br />Enjoy! <br /><br /><a href="http://capndavyjones.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>What's in a Name?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:11:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ripped from <a href="http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/fatal-rob0t.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfatal-rob0t:" title="fatal-rob0t"/></a><br /><br />1 . YOUR REAL NAME:<br />Alexandra Renee Gutierrez<br /><br />2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)<br />Aleizzle.  <br /><br />3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)<br />Green Constrictor.  ... Hm.  Sounds more like a porno name.<br /><br />4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)<br />Gutal.  <br /><br />5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)<br />Red Tea.  ... Laaaaaame.<br /><br />6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of yourlast name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters ofyour first name then last three letters of your last name)<br />Ltreexrez.  Now THAT'S a Star Wars name.  Conversely, my Star Wars name sounds like an Iraqi name.<br /><br />7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle names)<br />Elizabeth... Dad doesn't have a middle name... o.o<br /><br />8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)<br />Black Hunter.   D: So gothyyyy.... Ewwwww!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>GET IN THE CAR</title>
                <link>http://HatterofWonderland.deviantart.com/journal/16376343/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:47:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stole this from <a href="http://tyrantflame.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/y/tyrantflame.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontyrantflame:" title="tyrantflame"/></a> for the hell of it.<br />
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<b>WARNING:  I AM CRANKY WHILE FILLING THIS OUT.  SOME LANGUAGE MAY BE A BIT OFFENSIVE.  I SAY THIS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE YOUNGER DEVIANTS WHO WILL READ THIS THING WITH MORE INTEREST AFTER KNOWING THAT IT CONTAINS NAUGHTY WERDS.</b><br />
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-----------Â Ã Â A L L A B O U T | M E Â Ã Â--------------<br />
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<i>Name:</i> Alexiel Renee Gutierrez <br />
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<i>Single or taken:</i>  Taken for about 2 years now.  Yeah, yeah.  I know, long time, shut up.   ^_^<br />
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<i>Gender:</i>  Well, I have a uterus.  So... <br />
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<i>Birthday:</i> 13 June, 1989<br />
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<i>Sign:</i>  Which one?  Chinese - Snake, Western - Gemini<br />
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<i>Hair color:</i>  Dark brown<br />
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<i>Eye color:</i> You know what?  Black.  <br />
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<i>Height:</i>Around 5' 3"? <br />
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<i>Are you straight/bisexual/gay?:</i> I'm bi, but currently taken by a wonderful man.  <br />
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<i>Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?:</i> Th-... the mall?  <br />
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<i>Favorite designer?:</i> I don't have the money to spend on clothes that aren't even comfortable to friggin' WEAR. <br />
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<i>What is your sexiest outfit?:</i>  I personally think that the naked body is the sexiest you can get.   But I have some nice boots.... <br />
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<i>What is your most comfortable outfit?:</i> Oh, anything consisting of a larger-than-my-size long sleeved thermal shirt and my favorite jeans.<br />
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<i>What do you usually wear?:</i> Anything comfy.  I like being unrestricted by my clothes.<br />
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<i>What kind of shampoo do you use?:</i>  One that makes me clean.<br />
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<i>What are you listening to right now:</i>  Music, wind blowing through the window.<br />
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<i>Who is the last person that called you?: </i> Robert.  T.T Poor thing is sick.<br />
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<i>How many buddies are online right now?:</i> Mmm, not that many, actually.  Ehren should be on any time now.  <br />
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<i>Foods:</i>  It kinda varies from day to day.  I eat like a pregnant woman.  <br />
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<i>Girls names:</i>  Sarah... Hmmm... Lydia, and Johanna.<br />
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<i>Boys names:</i> I always liked Jake, Tobias, and Sam.<br />
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<i>Subjects in school:</i>  The ones I can ace with all the knowledge stored up in my head from previous bouts with wikipedia and the library.<br />
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<i>Animals:</i>  Snakes, dogs, cats... OH.  AND FERRETS.  <br />
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<i>Given anyone a bath?:</i> I'm sure I helped with my little <i>bothers</i>-- s'cuze me, BROTHERS-- at least once.  <br />
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<i>Smoked?:</i>  Yeah, one time.  I passed out and was sick for three days afterwards.  Never.  Again.  <br />
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<i>Bungee jumped?:</i> NO. <br />
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<i>Made yourself throw up?:</i> Why would I do something so painful?<br />
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<i>Skinny dipped?:</i>  Never really had the chance.<br />
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<i>Ever been in love?:</i>  Current predicament.<br />
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<i>Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?:</i>  Actually, yes.  God, people are saps for cute girls and tears.  >:3 <br />
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<i>Pictured your crush naked?:</i>  ... ahem.  >//><br />
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<i>Actually seen your crush naked?:</i> .... AHEM.  <br />
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<i>Cried when someone died?: </i> Oh, hell yeah.  My grandparents are dropping like flies.  And it sucks EVERY DAMN TIME. <br />
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<i>Lied?:</i>  I call it improvisational acting. <br />
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<i>Fallen for your best friend?:</i>  Mmm, not really.  Though Kristy IS my lover.<br />
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<i>Rejected someone?:</i>  I'm sure I have inadvertently.  <br />
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<i>Done something you regret?:</i>  <b>I REGRET NOTHING!!</b><br />
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<i>Clothes: </i> A Snoopy shirt and some plaid pants.  For comfort, duh.<br />
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<i>Music:</i> Right now?  The Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day Song.  <3 <br />
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<i>Smell: </i> Cold air.<br />
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<i>Desktop picture:</i>  Servant Rider-- riding a chainsaw.  >:3<br />
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<i>Cd in player: </i>Uh... I don't use one anymore.<br />
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<i>DVD in player:</i> I think <u>Treasure Planet</u>.<br />
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<i>You touched:</i> Me mum.<br />
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<i>Hugged:</i>  Mum? <br />
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<i>You IMed:</i>  Uhh, Jon Sleer.<br />
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<i>You yelled at:</i>  Hmm... Jon.  XD That funny bastard.<br />
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<i>You kissed:</i> Robert. <3<... ]]></description>
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                <title>EXCITEMENT ABOUND</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:37:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, 2007 is drawing to a close.  It's been interesting, ya'll.  Thanks for the memories!<br />
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Stay safe tonight, don't give into stupidity, and enjoy yourself.  <br />
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Much love to you all,<br />
<br />
<i>Alexiel Renee Gutierrez, the Hatter of Wonderland.</i><br />
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<b>~EDIT~</b><br />
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Oh yeah!  Resolutions!<br />
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Well, let's see...<br />
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1.  Continue improving in all artistic aspects of my life (singing, drawing, acting, all that good stuff.) [Also, finally finish all those requests and commissions...]<br />
 <br />
2.  Stay happy and healthy in all my relationships.<br />
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3.  LEARN TO DRIVE.  DAMN IT. <br />
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Enjoy, loves~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FOILED AGAIN. </title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:45:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Good News!  After a couple days of good rest, I'm feeling much better.  Thanks for the love, everyone.<br />
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Tagged by <a href="http://concerti-grossi.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/concerti-grossi.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconconcerti-grossi:" title="concerti-grossi"/></a><br />
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NAME:<br />
Alexiel Renee<br />
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BIRTHDAY:<br />
June 13.<br />
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BIRTHPLACE:<br />
Fountain Valley, California<br />
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CURRENT LOCATION:<br />
Huntington Beach, California.<br />
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EYE COLOUR:<br />
Brown<br />
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HAIR COLOUR:<br />
Brown (I'm so exciting, lol)<br />
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HEIGHT:<br />
5'3"<br />
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L/R HANDED:<br />
Right.<br />
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THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY:<br />
Dirty tan work boots.  Love me.<br />
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YOUR WEAKNESS:<br />
Robert's puppy face.  That bastard.<br />
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YOUR PERFECT PIZZA:<br />
Mushroom.  With excellent cheese.<br />
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SINGLE OR GROUP DATES:<br />
Dates are overrated.<br />
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GOAL TO ACHIEVE THIS YEAR:<br />
To NOT achieve EPIC FAIL.<br />
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OUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE ON AN INSTANT MESSENGER:<br />
I use "XD" and "LOL" and ":4chan reference:" in abundance.<br />
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YOUR BEDTIME:<br />
When I pass out.<br />
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YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY:<br />
Well, if it's missed, I don't remember, do I?<br />
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PEPSI OR COKE:<br />
Ehhh, Pepsi.<br />
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McDONALDS OR BURGERKING:<br />
Subway.<br />
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LIPTON ICE TEA OR NESTEA:<br />
Arizona Ice Tea.  Green.  Chilled, not frozen. <br />
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CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:<br />
I'm a woman.  I will have my chocolate.<br />
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CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE:<br />
TEA.<br />
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DO YOU SMOKE:<br />
When I was 7.  Never again.<br />
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DO YOU SWEAR:<br />
Every damn day.<br />
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DO YOU SING:<br />
Often.<br />
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DO YOU SHOWER DAILY:<br />
I guess?<br />
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HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE:<br />
Still am.<br />
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DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE:<br />
Going currently<br />
<br />
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED:<br />
Yup, plan on it.<br />
<br />
DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF:<br />
More than I believe in Raptor Jesus.  -worship-<br />
<br />
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS:<br />
Actually, if I read on a long car trip, I feel dizzy.<br />
<br />
ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK:<br />
I like being not sick?<br />
<br />
DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS:<br />
I used to be terrified.  But now I... tolerate them.  XD They're beautiful, but I still get a bit edgy.<br />
<br />
DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT:<br />
Not professionally.<br />
<br />
In the past month have you...<br />
1. DRUNK ALCOHOL:<br />
Fuck that.<br />
<br />
2. SMOKED:<br />
WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE?  Dumb survey doesn't listen...<br />
<br />
3. BEEN ON DRUGS:<br />
Benadryl?<br />
<br />
4. GONE TO A MALL:<br />
It's Christmas time, what do YOU think?<br />
<br />
5. EATEN A BOX OF OREOs:<br />
Eck.<br />
<br />
6. EATEN SUSHI:<br />
No.<br />
<br />
7. BEEN ON STAGE:<br />
Nah, I will soon, though.<br />
<br />
8. BEEN DUMPED:<br />
Nope.<br />
<br />
DO YOU WORK:<br />
Yes.<br />
<br />
<br />
IN A BOY: (I has one!) <br />
FAVORITE EYE COLOUR:<br />
Green with specks of gold and blue.<br />
<br />
FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR:<br />
Brown. <br />
<br />
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:<br />
He's got short hair.  It looks great on him.<br />
<br />
WEIGHT:<br />
I like me some Spartans. <3<br />
<br />
BEST CLOTHING STYLE:<br />
Whatever is comfortable and functional.  NO SKINNY PANTS.  GOD, that's a testicle coffin, you know.<br />
 <br />
<br />
IN A GIRL: <br />
FAVORITE EYE COLOUR:<br />
Bright green<br />
<br />
FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR:<br />
Red.  <br />
<br />
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:<br />
Either.<br />
<br />
WEIGHT:<br />
Anything.<br />
<br />
BEST CLOTHING STYLE:<br />
I like old fashioned things... give her a gown.<br />
<br />
NUMBER OF CDs I OWN:<br />
Not that many... 20? Maybe less?<br />
<br />
NUMBER OF PIERCINGS:<br />
Two. <br />
<br />
NUMBER OF TATTOOS:<br />
None.  Jeez.<br />
<br />
THINGS IN MY PAST I REGRET:<br />
I REGRET NOTHING!! <br />
<br />
I tag whoever wants to.  Bah.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Don't you LOVE Winter?! *dripping sarcasm*</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:39:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I hate catching colds.  I really do.  I was up 3/4 of the night blowing my nose and exhausting myself because of it (felt like puking a couple times, too.  Damn it!).  I could lead Santa's sleigh with my damn nose, its so raw and red!!<br />
<br />
And I probably won't recover for a MONTH, with my crappy immune system.  I took the day off of work to try and heal up. <br />
<br />
In conclusion, life's a bitch when you're me with a virus.<br />
<br />
*generally pissy and miserable*<br />
<br />
In happier news, AJ comes home today from his tour on the East Coast.  That bitchin' big brother of mine, I love him.  XD ~<3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Remember, Remember...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:50:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ... <i>The Fifth of November<br />
The gunpowder, treason and plot.<br />
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason<br />
Should ever be forgot.</i><br />
<br />
This is a tad early, but I probably won't be awake for midnight.  And if I am... Well, I'll update?  <small>Heehee.</small><br />
<br />
Anyway, <b>Happy Guy Fawkes Day!</b>  <br />
<br />
There'll be bonfires and such in England today, and I believe school children get the day off.  <br />
<br />
Lucky Bastards.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>F&amp;@*ING FIRE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:59:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So there's three damn fires in the areas surrounding Huntington Beach, and the wind is at gale forces.  All the god damn ash and smoke is blowing into MY CITY.  Into MY BACKYARD.  Into.  MY.  ROOM.<br />
<br />
So I'm wearing a makeshift burka in order to keep the $&*% out of my lungs.  I've already been coughing like hell, and I think there's a small tear in my throat from coughing so much-- there was blood once T_T.  So I ain't takin' none of this @%$#-- I'm gearing the %!$@ up. <br />
<br />
I'll live my dears, don't worry.  I just hate the combination of heavy winds + fires EVERYWHERE + my home.  <br />
<br />
It equals a very sick and pissy Alexiel. <br />
<br />
<b>-EDIT-</b> <br />
<br />
<a href="http://sir-anastasia.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/i/sir-anastasia.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsir-anastasia:" title="sir-anastasia"/></a> is stuck in the Irvine fire, and could be evacuated soon.  Adrienne, if you have access to your computer and you see this, know that I love you, and I hope you're safe.<br />
<br />
<i>Just To Lighten the Mood a tad...</i><br />
<br />
I chose to be 'tagged' by <a href="http://angelaart.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/angelaart.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconangelaart:" title="angelaart"/></a> for her Letter Meme!!<br />
I now have to name 10 words that begin with the letter '<b>Q</b>'!!<br />
<br />
1. Quick<br />
2. Quiet<br />
3. Quite<br />
4. Quill<br />
5. Quarrel<br />
6. Quit<br />
7. Quart<br />
8. Quarter<br />
9. Quartz<br />
10. Quintessence<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>TO ALL WHO GIVE A CRAP!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:19:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I has a new icon.  <br />
<br />
This'll be here until I get off my lazy ass and design my own, (with help or not.  XD;<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" />.  Inuyasha, while adorable, just wasn't doing it for me anymore.<br />
<br />
So enjoy an Onion Club (<a href="http://blog.roodo.com/onion_club/archives/cat_109038.html">[link]</a>) icon for the time being.<br />
<br />
Later~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Help?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 00:56:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I, uh... I'm really lacking in inspiration.  I have a long list of things to draw, but... Gar.  So... Any tips out there?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Don't Be The Bunny...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:17:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>RULES:<br />
1. Put Your iTunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle<br />
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.<br />
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS<br />
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name<br />
<br />
If someone says "is this okay?" you say,</b><br />
Follow Your Heart Â URINE TOWN: THE MUSICAL<br />
[xD  Oddly fitting, huh?]<br />
<br />
<b>How would you describe yourself?</b><br />
Overture Â THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA<br />
[Now, this can be taken in a few ways.  ItÂs either IÂm epic and awesome (like the piece is), I rise from the ashes and illuminate darkness (PFFTTT), or I have many talents (as Erik does).  Decide for yourself.]<br />
<br />
<b>What do you like in a guy/girl?</b><br />
Awaken Â DETHKOLK<br />
[UhmÂ I guess they have to have enough balls to summon a lake troll.  <3 Love ya, Robert!  LOL]<br />
<br />
<b>How do you feel today?</b><br />
Along Came Bialy Â THE PRODUCERS<br />
[Apparently confident and willing to go to any lengths to further my cause?  (THE SONG IS ABOUT BANGING OLD LADIES FOR MONEY, I DONÂT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR ME!!) Am I a savior for a select group?]<br />
<br />
<b>What is your life's purpose?</b><br />
Think of Me Â THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA<br />
[I guess to be remembered?  ThatÂs pretty sweet.  IÂd like to be remembered forever.]<br />
<br />
<b>What is your motto?</b><br />
WeÂre Not Sorry Â Urine Town: The Musical<br />
[HAHAHA!  ItÂs so perfect.  IÂve gotten into the habit of not saying ÂSorry!Â for every little thing, itÂs a waste of time.  IÂm happy now.]<br />
<br />
<b>What do your friends think of you?</b><br />
The Battle of Someone Â BLUES TRAVELER<br />
[Oh, I love this song.  Look it up some time, you all. They think IÂm complex, with many different sides to me.]<br />
<br />
<b>What do you think of your parents?</b><br />
The Devil You Know Â SIDE SHOW<br />
[Huh, interesting.  The choice seems to suggest that I trust and listen to both of their suggestions, though the two differ GREATLY in opinion.]<br />
<br />
<b>What do you think about very often?</b><br />
King Sword Â HEATHER DALE<br />
[Well, the song is about King Arthur and Excalibur.  I think about legendary figures like him very often.]<br />
<br />
<b>What is 2 + 2?</b><br />
Canadian Rose Â BLUES TRAVELER<br />
[Old lovers?  O.o?]<br />
<br />
<b>What do you think of your best friend?</b><br />
Look at the Sky Â URINE TOWN: THE MUSICAL<br />
[xD It goes for both Kristy and Ehren --- Both pretty inspirational gals, with a grand sense of humor.  I identify with the song as well. REVOLUTION!]<br />
 <br />
<b>What do you think of the person you like?</b><br />
Feelings YouÂve Got To Hide Â SIDE SHOW<br />
[You know, that works really well.  Before Robert and I started our relationship, I had to keep telling myself to keep my mouth shut about my feelings.  WOOT, IT FITS.] <br />
<br />
<b>What is your life story?</b><br />
Make My Way Â BLUES TRAVELER<br />
[Just that.  I just try to make mah way.  <3]<br />
<br />
<b>What do you want to be when you grow up?</b><br />
Springtime for Hitler Â THE PRODUCERS<br />
[LOL!!  The Fuhrer, apparently.]<br />
<br />
<b>What do you think of when you see the person you like?</b><br />
Rent Â RENT<br />
[ÂHOW WE GONNA PAY?!  HOW WE GONNA PAAAAY?!!Â   XD  WeÂre relatively poor.] <br />
<br />
<b>What will you dance to at your wedding?</b><br />
Today 4 U Â RENT<br />
[HAHAHAHAHA!!  ItÂs good to dance to, canÂt deny it.]<br />
<br />
<b>What will they play at your funeral?</b><br />
Ballroom Organ Â PHANTOM MANOR<br />
[Oh, God, Yes.  The French version of the Haunted Mansion, complete with Vincent Price laughing his ass off.  HELL to the YES.] <br />
<br />
<b>What is your hobby/interest?</b><br />
We Can Do It Â THE PRODUCERS <br />
[Plotting.  X3]<br />
<br />
<b>What is your biggest fear?</b><br />
I Will Never Leave You Â SIDE SHOW<br />
[ÂÂ Being AloneÂÂ  How appropriate.  XD]<br />
<br />
<b>What is your biggest secret?</b><br />
Santa Fe Â RENT <br />
[Â IÂ want to open a restaurant?  XD DAMN, my cover is blown!]<br />
<br />
<b>What do you think of your friends?</b><br />
IÂll Cover You Â RENT<br />
[Awwwww, itÂs so true.]<br />
<br />
<b>What will you post this as?</b><br />
Diva Â ORIGA<br />
[I like this song.  LetÂs try another title, just for kicks.]<br />
DonÂt Be the Bunny Â URINE TOWN: THE MUSICAL<br />
[HAHAHA!  ThatÂs a keeper.  ItÂs a cautionary title.]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Here's to ol' Errol...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:22:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Avast, landlubbers!  First and foremost, uhy'd like ta say, Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day!  <br />
<br />
Secondly, I figured I'd give you guys an update on how things are going, since I haven't posted any art in a little while.<br />
<br />
While I enjoy college and all that I get to do (and not do), and while I greatly enjoy putting high school whelps in their proper place, I'm afraid that leaves little room to draw and get stuff done.<br />
<br />
Art Trade Status!<br />
<br />
My trade with <a href="http://humunculi-rage.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/u/humunculi-rage.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhumunculi-rage:" title="humunculi-rage"/></a> is nearly complete, thanks to my Anthropology professor's lack of attention to her pupils.  It should be up soon, you'll be happy to know.<br />
<br />
However, trades with <a href="http://thepockymonster.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/thepockymonster.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthepockymonster:" title="thepockymonster"/></a> and <a href="http://angelaart.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/angelaart.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconangelaart:" title="angelaart"/></a> aren't going as well.  They WILL get done, just... very slowly... xD  I can only work on one thing at a time, so I'm glad for your patience!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
<br />
Anyway, I figured I'd just let anyone who cares know what's going on.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>LIVE FROM ORLANDO</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:10:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ To follow my EPIC journey in Florida, read up my LiveJournal.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://capndavyjones.livejournal.com/">[link]</a>  <--- Thar she be.  <br />
<br />
I'll be updating every evening when I return from my adventures.  Pray that I won't be eaten alive by mosquitoes or killed dead by an alligator.  <br />
<br />
<3<br />
<br />
~EDIT~<br />
<br />
Day Two is posted-- Complete with pictures I grabbed off the Inter-Web.<br />
<br />
~EDIT 2~<br />
<br />
Read of my harrowing tale!!<br />
<br />
~EDIT 3~<br />
<br />
Last Update from FLORIDA.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Late Update</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:47:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Originally Posted on August 14th on LiveJournal.<br />
<br />
Well, here I am in GLORIOUS Arizona -- Miles from water and three feet from HELL.<br />
<br />
The drive over was seven hours long-- not exactly what I expected to do when I woke up this morning.<br />
<br />
After pulling a late night sporking a recently uncovered Alice in Wonderland fan fiction, I had trouble sleeping AGAIN. I think I finally passed out around 5... -ish. I was roused by the insistent ringing of my house telephone (which no one answers anymore...). I dragged my lazy carcass out of my bunk around 12:14, and drudged to the bathroom for a shower. I was stopped by my mother.<br />
<br />
Her: Alex, dad just called.<br />
Me: Muhhh..?? =///=<br />
Her: He's going to be driving out to Phoenix around 3 o'clock today, and he wants you to go. How about it? You can go see Sam!<br />
Me: .. muhhhh... (Which roughly translates to: 'Ask me after I'm clean' )<br />
<br />
After indulging in a cleansing shower, I decided that a road trip would be good for me. As I was dressing, Robert called. I asked him over so I could at least spend an hour with him. I let him know what was going on, and he in turn invited me to D*sneyland. I gleefully accepted.<br />
<br />
The next hour was filled with packing a bag and snuggling. Dad got home around 2:40, and we set on our way.<br />
<br />
We were stopped two seconds later when dad noticed a problem with the car battery. 40 minutes were wasted installing a new one. It was fixed, and we were on the way!<br />
<br />
... Until we hit LA traffic. =.=<br />
<br />
The seven hour drive was sort of nice in a way, though. It gave me a chance to reconnect with my dad. I've been sort of avoiding him recently, worried that he was mad at me for spending so much time with Robert. I'm his little girl, after all. But we had fun swearing and listening to good music-- Huey Lewis and the News, Jazz, 70's and 80's hair metal bands-- GOOD music. The lightening storm all around us was magnificent.<br />
<br />
We dropped the van off at Dad's friend's place to get inspected for the trip back, and we booked into our hotel around 11. The beds are so nice and comfy... Mmm~<br />
<br />
I'll be home tomorrow, at any rate, around 5 or 6, if everything goes as planned.<br />
<br />
I can't wait to see my horse, Samwise. He's gotten bigger, they tell me!<br />
<br />
~Alexiel<br />
<br />
Post Script: I'll be using this place to chronicle my trip to Orlando, Florida. Joy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GAH~!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 23:07:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gasp!  I've been tagged by <a href="http://kima-san.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/i/kima-san.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kima-san" /></a>!  So, time for some fun!<br />
<br />
Rules:<br />
1. Choose one or more of your characters and answer the following questions.<br />
<br />
2. Then tag three people.<br />
<br />
<br />
1)How Old Are You?<br />
Invidi:  Me?  Oh, well... I'm quite old.  But young at heart!  ^__^<br />
<br />
2)Height?<br />
Invidi: Five feet, eleven inches.<br />
Aaya:  Man... I side with Kyo on this'n.  I am short.<br />
Invidi:  But it makes you look so adorable-- like a doll!  <br />
Aaya: ... if you weren't a leading cause of diabetes, I'd slug you.  <br />
Invidi:  Glad you think I'm sweet.  ^_^<br />
<br />
3)You Got Any Bad Habits?<br />
Invidi: ... Uhm... I spend a great deal of my money on expensive clothing and hats.  But- But there's a good reason for it-!<br />
Aaya: No, no.  Stop there.<br />
Invidi: -blush-  You're right.  I'm just a slave of fashion.<br />
<br />
4)You a virgin?<br />
Invidi: ... uhm... uhm... uhm... -blushes profusely- I... I suppose not...<br />
Aaya: D'awww, 'e's shy.<br />
<br />
5)Who's your Mate/Spouse?<br />
Aaya: Ohhh, we HAD to go here...<br />
Invidi:  Well... there was one man... But, I'm afraid he passed away a great while ago.  I've found a very special friend in Zayn-kun, though... He's very sweet.  ^...^<br />
<br />
6)Have Any Kids?<br />
Invidi:  Oh, no.  Although it would be nice having some.  <br />
<br />
7)Favorite Food?<br />
Invidi:  Oh, any food of any kind!  I love food!  But if I /had/ to pick... I'd choose a simple ceasar salad with a bit of cilantro and a nice glass of wine along with it.  Mmm... ^___^<br />
<br />
8)Favorite Ice Cream flavour?<br />
Invidi:  Must I choose bewteen my guilty pleasures?<br />
<br />
9)Killed anyone?<br />
Invidi: ... -nods-<br />
Aaya:  In his defense, he was a soldier!<br />
Invidi: Yes, a soldier.  Still, I do regret it quite a bit.<br />
Aaya:  You see, ladies!?  Angst!  Get some fresh bishi angst here!  <br />
Invidi: What??<br />
Aaya: Shush, I'm trying to marry you off... -shifty-<br />
Invidi: O...o<br />
<br />
11)Any Secrets?<br />
Invidi: Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be secret, would it?  ^.^<br />
Aaya: ... -cough-cop-out-coughcough-<br />
<br />
12)Love Anyone?<br />
Invidi:  Mm hm! ^...^<br />
Aaya:  Kima, quell your anger!  He's just like a giddy schoolboy!<br />
Invidi: Schoolboy...?<br />
<br />
13)Eye Colour?<br />
Invidi:  Crystal blue.  I think they're quite nice.  ^_^<br />
<br />
14)Skin?<br />
Invidi: -poses royally and alluringly-  A lovely ivory complexion.  Classic, no?<br />
<br />
15)Fat/Average/Slim?<br />
Invidi:  I would call myself 'dainty'.  ^_^<br />
Aaya: Or a pansy, perhaps.  -bubble pipe-<br />
<br />
16)Rain, sunshine?<br />
Invidi: They both help plants grow, so I'm quite fine with both.  ^...^ My lovely garden wouldn't have survived without both!<br />
<br />
17)Natural Born, or Clone?<br />
Invidi: Oh, well... I was born naturally...<br />
<br />
18)Ever destroyed something out of Blind Rage?<br />
Invidi:  I don't really let myself get angry.  It's a waste of energy, though a good cry once in awhile is very cleansing.<br />
<br />
19)Any Unusual Things about you?<br />
Invidi:  Well... Uhm... I...<br />
Aaya:  You want me to say it?<br />
Invidi: Please?<br />
Aaya: Kay.  Invidi has no defining male or female reproductive organs.  Anything he had was cruelly taken from him in a freak experiment gone wrong.  There.  Said.<br />
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20)How much food/drink do you need a day?<br />
Invidi:  Enough to keep me happy.  Sometimes, I'll splurge and stuff myself to the brim with excellent cusine, and then proceed to roll around for the next day or so.  ^...^<br />
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Hmmm... I tag... <br />
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                <title>COMMISIONS!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 00:49:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright, people.  Seeing as how AX is approaching, and I have little / no money, it's time to open commisions.  <br />
<br />
<b><u>To people at my school, especially.  Since transactions will be much easier to do and stuff.</u></b><br />
<br />
So, here's the price range:<br />
<br />
<b>$10.00 for a pencil drawing<br />
$15.00 for an inked drawing<br />
$25.00 for an inked and colored piece.</b><br />
<br />
Here's what I'm willing to do (as far as I can think of right now...):<br />
<br />
<b>Canon Characters</b> -- Y'know, like Sephiroth or Kenshin Himura to Ariel, the Little Mermaid or Tulio from <i>The Road to El Dorado</i>.  <i> These works will need a description of mood and action, like if someone's fighting or looking off into the distance. Y'know, that stuff.</i><br />
<br />
<b>Your Fan Characters</b> -- That's right!  Your own little OC will be immortalized in my works!  Alone or shipped with a canon character, sure, why the hell not? <i> These works would require an illustration of your character, since they've been previously concieved. </i><br />
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<b> Original Characters </b> -- We all have though hanyous and ninjas that don't really pertain to any existing show.  Why not have fanart of them?  They make you all warm inside! <i> Same as Fan Characters. </i><br />
<br />
<b> You! </b> -- Wanna portrait of your beautiful self? You got it!  <i> I'll need a photograph of you in order to make this one happen. </i><br />
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<b> Crossovers </b> -- Ichigo Kurosaki duking it out with Vincent Valentine!?  Kiba and Princess Mononoke on a stroll?  Sure! <i> This will need a description of the mood, actions, and characters.  I limit 4 characters per piece. </i><br />
<br />
Take a look at my gallery to see the kinds of styles I can do!<br />
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<b><u>THINGS I WILL NOT DRAW</u></b><br />
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-Hentai.  Anything of a perverted nature.  That's right.  Tentacle monsters and rape scenes are OUT.<br />
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-Extreme Violence.  Please, don't ask for a dude tearing out another's innards out of their anus.  It's just not pretty.<br />
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-Yaoi / Yuri.  As much as I love it, I don't like drawing sex scenes.  Shonen-ai or shoujo-ai is fine, though (i.e., kisses and cuddling, but no all out sex.).<br />
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-Nudity of a pornographic nature.  Pretty self explanitory there.  Tasteful nudity, such as modest breast or buttox exposure, is accepted.  <br />
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-Mecha and Machine Weaponry.  Not that I won't do it... I'm just really, really, really, really, really, really bad at guns and Gundams.  ^_^;;<br />
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I think I'll stop with the rules now.  Comment or note me if you want to discuss a picture.  <br />
<br />
Again, this is mostly for people who know me for now.  When I figure out how to open a PayPal and stuff like that, then the range will be more out there.<br />
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Until I write again! <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Polka with a Hatter.   Life is good.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:06:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ About three nights ago, I dreamt I was in a completely empty Main Street store in Dees-nay.  I was sitting in a circle of children across from Reginald the Hatter.  <br />
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There was a faint noise that rose in intensity, and it ended up sounding like the ZZ Top music in the Back to the Future III movie.  <br />
<br />
Reginald kicked his heels and strode over like the stud me was, and asked me to dance.  The children disappeared into the candy shop next door.<br />
<br />
Reginald and I danced a polka for what seemed like a whole night of fun.  <br />
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I like my fan-obsessed dreams where I turn into a cartoon.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>Pageviews</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 21:13:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...uhm... Wow... 1,000 pageviews, dude.  <br />
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I'll write more when I have more braincells to comprehend the love.<br />
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<3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Quiz-izzle-ish.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:52:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I figure I'd fill the space with /something/.<br />
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Taken from <a href="http://maroonowl.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/maroonowl.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="maroonowl" /></a> after being made aware of it by <a href="http://zayn-kun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/z/a/zayn-kun.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="zayn-kun" /></a>.<br />
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<b>1. What is your character's name?</b><br />
Invidious (Invidi, for short)<br />
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<b>2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?</b><br />
Well, the creation of this charater was motivated entirely to add to a friend's comic (Invidi was to be a random filler-page character that had no storyline or relevance to the comic itself).  I suppose you could call Invidi a 'furry', as it has fox-ish ears and a Yorkie tail.<br />
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<b>3. What is the first thing your character would think of/do when he/she first wakes up?</b><br />
With Zayn:  Smile and stretch, then softly kiss the still slumbering inu hanyou on the cheek.  Invidi would then rise and prepare breakfast for both (what can I say?  The little furry's in love!)<br />
<br />
Without Zayn:  Sigh and smile as he remembers that today is another chance to prove his love!<br />
<br />
<b>4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?</b><br />
Hmm... Something with a casual 1920's look to it, or a Victorian hatter look.  Casual.  <br />
<br />
<b>5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?</b><br />
The golden bell hanging from the blue-dyed lock of hair in front of his face.  It means a lot to him.<br />
<br />
<b>6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?</b><br />
Anyone who doesn't love ramen and tea as much as I do was never created in my head.  HEATHENS! <br />
<br />
<b>7. How is your character similar to you?</b><br />
Invidi is kind and caring, though sometimes he can love too much, and that can have some painful after effects.  But he still cares and protects those he loves with a strong heart and cheerful disposition.   He is much more clever and serious that he lets on.<br />
<br />
<b>8. How is he/she different?</b><br />
Bit more of an airhead... Oh, and he's roughly 2,560 years old.  And he's genderless (I refer to Invidi as a 'he', just because I feel like it.  You can refer to him as 'it' or 'she', if you prefer [no one knows what it originally was!!]).<br />
<br />
<b>9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?</b><br />
Eh, no.  I imagine Minamo Miyano (Voiced Suou Tamaki in <i>Ouran High School Host Club</i> [Japanese]) as the perfect sound for Invidi.  <br />
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<b>10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?</b><br />
Plan an elaborate and festive tea party, and invite all who cares to come.<br />
<br />
<b>11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?</b><br />
Not really.  Everyone seems to like Invidi pretty well.<br />
<br />
<b>12. What advantages does your character have over you?</b><br />
Longevity, definately.  He's pretty durable, too.  He heals pretty quickly, and has a high tolerance for physical pain.<br />
<br />
<b>13. What disadvantages?</b><br />
He lets his past demons get the best of him sometimes, which usualy result in him disappearing for awhile to do some soul searching.<br />
<br />
<b>14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?</b><br />
If I did, I forgot it.  xD;;<br />
<br />
<b>15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?</b><br />
Of Invidi?  Not really.  Maybe I should, though...<br />
<br />
<b>16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?</b><br />
Not as of now.  I've yet to extensively use him in an RPG.<br />
<br />
<b>17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?</b><br />
Maybe that he's a bit of an airhead/whore.  But he's only bedded with one person, and he's currently in love with Zayn.<br />
<br />
<b>18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?</b><br />
Hmm... The fast-healing bit would be nice.<br />
<br />
<b>19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same relationship with your character as you with the real-life person?</b><br />
Uhhm, not really.  Again, Invidi is my favorite, but he hasn't been used enough to develop anything THAT extensive.<br />
<br />
<b>20. Have you written any stories about your character?</b><br />
Nope.  I should, though.<br />
<br />
<b>21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?</b><br />
Invidi started out as female.  Then he became genderless, then developed an actual personality.  So yeah, there have been some nice changes... ]]></description>
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                <title>TABBY!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:57:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I finally got a digital drawing tablet from my dad!  He knew I've wanted one since two Christmas-i ago, and decided to get one finally.  It's a Hanvon, and it works pretty well, from what I've tested.  <br />
<br />
Now I just gotta get used to it and... stuff.  ^ ^;;  Might take a little whle, but eh.<br />
<br />
Nothing else, really, other than I'm heading for Mexico on Friday.  Not that I really want to.  But it's a family thing, so I guess there's no choice.<br />
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Ehhh.  I wish I spoke Spanish.  XD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>Steve Irwin, a Legend of Our Time</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 22:38:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Steve Irwin, one of the world's most enthusiastic and fun loving conservationalists in history, passed away on Monday, September 4th, due to a freak accident while filming underwater.  A surprised stingray stung Irwin directly in the heart.  <br />
<br />
Irwin reportedly gently shooed away the animal, pulled the barb from his chest, and died a few moments later.<br />
<br />
The footage that captured his death is currently the property of Queensland police as evidence for the official report.  It has yet to be determined whether or not this footage will be released to the public.<br />
<br />
Irwin was a fearless and fun man, always doing what he could to raise awareness for the protection and conservation of the beautiful and deadly creatures that share our planet. <br />
<br />
Steve Irwin died doing what he loved, even if many may think that he should have been eaten by a crocodile or bitten by a cobra.  He loved his work and the animals he strived to protect.  His beautiful personality made him a friend to all who took his image into their homes and hearts.<br />
<br />
He is survived by his wife, Terri, and children, 8 year old Bindi Sue and 3 year old Bob.<br />
<br />
He went out like the hero he was, and the legend he leaves will forever be remembered in our hearts.  <br />
<br />
<~Here's to you, Mate...~> ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>Whoopeeee...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:58:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I have my driver's permit.  Whoopee.  I would have had it yesterday, but mom accidentally grabbed AJ's birth certificate instead of mine.  It was a blessing in disguise!<br />
<br />
So I took the test.  A grand total of about 5 minutes later, I was done.  They graded it.  Missed one.<br />
<br />
Biiiiig dealy. <br />
<br />
So I got yummy food as a reward.  YAY FOOD!<br />
<br />
Anyway, my block is nearly gone.  I keep trying to get over it.  Almost workiiiiinggg!! ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>Hm!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 21:18:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well... deviant layout opinion...<br />
<br />
... Eh.  It's tolerable.  I liked the older one better, personally.  <br />
<br />
Welp.  Driver's Ed.  Met some really nice kids (And Deviants, no less~!).  Met some assholes.  Oh well.  You meet those in life.<br />
<br />
Y'know, I just slept for about three hours for no reason.<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
I really should study.  So goodnight and goodluck, deviants! ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>ANIME EXPO</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:46:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ahh... Anime Expo is so much fun.  Killer on my feet, but fun.  I have a lot of pictures, but I gotta figure out how to get those on here first...<br />
<br />
I met Steve Blum!!  The voice of Spike (Cowboy Bebop), Darcia (Wolf's Rain), Vincent (Advent Children)~!  He was so sweet and nice!  And he gave me hugs and thought my name was beautiful!  <333<br />
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It was rather funny how it came about.  I was communicating with some friends and they pointed him out close by.  I didn't realize it was him because I'd never seen his face before.  He was talking on him cell phone and was stopped at the info desk.  So, in pure L style (I was dressed as L from DEATH NOTE), I walk over and sit not so far away.  Janine sees me sitting down in the middle of the floor and walks over.<br />
<br />
Her:  What are you doing there?<br />
Me: <Dude... that's Steven Blum over there.  The guy who does Spike's voice!><br />
Her:  Well, go talk to him!<br />
Me:  <But... he's on his phone, I don't wanna be rude...><br />
Her:  Wait, he's off now.  Go!  Go! <br />
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And he was wearing a necklace that signifyed that he was supporting AIDS research.  That's so sweet of him.<br />
<br />
And GoblinQueeen was there selling prints.  I wanna get into Artist's Alley... Eh.  I'm no where near good enough yet, though.<br />
<br />
Ahh, man.  And it's not even over yet. ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>A to that last letter in the Alphabet...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:37:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from Sephyyyy~!<br />
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A - Available?: In the lounge for tea.<br />
A - Age: 17<br />
A - Annoyance: Stupid people.  Yup.  Humans, especially.<br />
<br />
B - Best Friends?: I refuse to pick.<br />
B - Bar: None.  Like I have any idea what that means.<br />
B - Birthday?: June 13.<br />
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C - Crush: Don't need one.  Got a man.<br />
C - Car: I have a Honda, but am not legally able to drive it.<br />
C - Cat(s): Hunter - Stray whom we feed.<br />
<br />
D - Dead Pets Name: Uhm...  Oh!  Kermit!  He was a tadpole I caught.<br />
D - Dad's Name: The Drummer in Many Bands.<br />
D - Dog(s): Don't got any.<br />
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E - Easiest person to talk to: Baratie.<br />
E - Eggs: Ehhh, no thanks.<br />
E - Email: Pft.  You WISH I'd give that out.<br />
<br />
F - Favorite color?: Green, purple and orange.<br />
F - Food: Ramen.  Mmm...<br />
F - Foreign Slang: A so bo ka?<br />
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G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Worms.  WORMS, you FOOL!!!<br />
G - God: Yes?  Did someone call me?<br />
G - Good Times: are when you love life and your friends are hilariously drunk.<br />
<br />
H - Hair Color: Boring brown.<br />
H - Height: 5' 3"<br />
H - Happy: You bet your ass.<br />
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I - Ice Cream: Sherbert.  Hey, I'm just like that.<br />
I - Instrument: Guitar and piano.<br />
I - Idol: Uhm... Myself?<br />
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J - Jewelry: My spiffy necklace.<br />
J - Job: Something easy.  Bail Bonds.  Yup.<br />
J - Jokes: are the finest sort of language ever invented.  LAUGH.  <br />
<br />
K - Kids: Not quite yet.<br />
K - Karate: I stopped at orange belt.  Damned school work.<br />
K - Kung Fu: Ehhh... neehhh.<br />
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L - Love: is a many splendoured thing!  Love is like oxygen!  Love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!<br />
L - Longest Car Ride: 10 hours.<br />
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick for everyday.<br />
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M - Milk Flavor: =gags=  Milk.  Gross.<br />
M - Mothers Name: The Theatre Mommy whom I love.<br />
M - Movie Last Watched: Oh, uhm... Atlantis:  The Lost Empire.<br />
<br />
N - Number of Siblings: 3.<br />
N - Northern or Southern: Cali?  Southern.<br />
N - Name: Alexiel/Kadaj/Oneesan/Pulley/Lover/Guest<br />
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O - One Wish: To live forever with all the people I love.<br />
O - One Phobia?: Uhm... death?<br />
O - Otter Pop: BEST THINGS EVER.<br />
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P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married.<br />
P - Part of your appearance you like best: Uhm... my eyes?<br />
P - Part of your Personality you like best: Cheerful and caring.<br />
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Q - Quick or Slow?: Depends on situation.<br />
Q - Queer or Straight?: Both ways, baby.<br />
Q - Queen or King?: I'll rule with either title.<br />
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R - Reason to smile: For those who need it.<br />
R - Reality TV Shows: Are retarded.<br />
R - Right or Left: Ambidextrous (sp?)<br />
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S - Song Last Heard: What is this Feeling? - Wicked<br />
S - Season: Fall.<br />
S - Series: FMA/Family Guy/Fruits Basket<br />
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T - Time you woke up: 11:59 AM.<br />
T - Time Now: 2:23 AM.<br />
T - Time for bed:  As soon as this is done.  Geh.  Distractions, distractions.<br />
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U - Unknown: ... that hell?  XD<br />
U - Unicorns: are damn tricky to catch...<br />
U - You are?: Currently?  Tired.<br />
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V - Vegetable you hate: Tomatos.  Raw.  Hate 'em.<br />
V - Vegetable you love: Carrots.<br />
V - View on Politics: RE.  TAR.  DED.  It's useful when the country isn't run by IDIOTS.<br />
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W- Worst Habit: Cleverly lying to make situations sound less dire.  I call it improv.  XD<br />
W- Where are you going to travel next: Anime Expo.  HELL YESSS.<br />
W- What's up?: Eh, that passing helicopter.  How about your percentage of the sky?<br />
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X - X-Rays: are the number 3 cause of radioactive superheros when used improperly (behind birth defects and genetically altered super spiders).<br />
X - X-Rated: Pornos?  Hey, whatever floats your boat, man.<br />
X - XYZ: Last letters of the alphabet?<br />
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Y - Year you were born: '89.  Seems so far away, huh?<br />
Y - Year it is now:  2006.  Yup.<br />
Y - Yellow?: Amazingly hot Manga.<br />
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Z - Zoo Animal: Panthers and rattlesnakes.  ^ ^ Though you can find the latter in most deserts.<br />
Z - Zodiac: Gemini, The Twins.<br />
Z - Zoolander?: Nice parody of male models.  Yes.  Many of them are quite stupid, and WOULD have a gasoline fight.<br />
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And that's the way the ball rolls. ]]></description>
                <author>!HatterofWonderland</author>
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                <title>TAG-EDD?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 20:55:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ All right.  I've been taggen by my goodly friend, Zayn-kun.  So I shall follow the rules and post them as such!<br />
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Rules : The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....<br />
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HERE DO I GO!:<br />
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1)  I changed my name to Alexiel because there were at least 6 other Alex's in every one of my classes.  <br />
2)  I enjoy swearing in a cockney accent.  "What th' feck ah' yu doin'?!"<br />
3)  I have daily conversations with my stuffed raptor, Remus. <br />
4)  At times, I wish I were a man.  o.o?<br />
5)  I have to have the volume level of my temperature at an even number.  Otherwise it bugs me.<br />
6)  I can feel wings sprounting from my back.  O.O??<br />
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NOW TO TAGG!!! <br />
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DragonPixy!   <a href="http://dragonpixy.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br />
ObsidianWolf87!  <a href="http://obsidianwolf87.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br />
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