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deviantART: by:Hazel-Fox http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Hazel-Fox&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Hazel-Fox en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:48:49 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png DA ICON FAMILY http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28532016/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28532016/ Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:52:14 PST

MY WIFE AND BABIES TTLY.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox JUSTCAUSE http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28460490/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28460490/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:18:55 PST
You dont have to, but check out me, Nar and Missa:

Wanna join? Sorry hey arnt the best, I could always re do it, but srs it looks cute when all together!

RU: [link]

Lol NO STEALING ANYONE WHO ISNT RUKI OR NAR. THEY IS THEIR CHARACTERS. ILL BEAT YOU UP IF OU TAKE THEM.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox FOR RUKI AND FOR LULZ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28249330/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28249330/ Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:56:32 PST
1. Felix
2. Mishu
3. Zephyr
4. Erin
5. Hiro
6. Katja
7. Zy*
8. Roi*
9. Koalk*
10. Raiden*

Hoorayy for random number pickers.

1. Divide the list up by even and odd. Which group of five would make a better Five Man Band (like a Power Rangers team)? Who would you slot in each position: Leader, Lancer (second-in-command), Big Guy, Smart Guy, The Chick? If you think the team would be improved by swapping one character between the even and odd groups, which ones would you switch?

Group A
~ Felix
~ Zephyr
~ Hiro
~ Zy
~ Koalk

Group B
~ Mishu
~ Erin
~ Katja
~ Roi
~ Raiden

Group A
Leader: Zy ^^
Lancer: Felix. CAUSE I IS COPYCAT.
Big Guy: Zephyr. Im sure shes the only one who can actualy do any damage.
Smart Guy: Hiro. Hes a doctor <3
Chick: Koalk. DUH.

Group B
Leader: Erin.
Lancer: Raiden, probably.
Big Guy: ...Katja? XD
Smart Guy: Roi. Hes the only smart(ish) one there
Chick: Mishu.

2. Gender-swap 2(Mishu), 8(Roi) & 10(Raiden). Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?

Mishu...would have the same sort of past I guess, and she'd still act the same since she neither acts too mascuine or femimine. Shes just hyper/angry depending. As for Roi, I guess he'd be pretty much the same too, and Raiden wouldnt have sexed Keiren xD unless man!rai is gay. So I dont think anyone would change much.

3. Compare the matchups of 1(Felix) & 8(Roi) and 5(Hiro) & 9(Koalk). (Ignore canon sexual preferences for the moment.) Which couple would be more compatible? Which couple would be more plausible to people from either principal's home culture?

Felix x Roi would be so fail xD ignoring Rois non-man-love he just hates stalker fifi. Hiro and Koko would be lulzy, they would be a good couple till Hiro cheats. x3

4. Your team is 3(Zephyr), 4(Erin) & 9(Koalk). The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?

Zephyr- Mental
Erin - Physical
Koalk - Social

...zephyr doing mental challenges and koko showing his social-whore-ness? FAIL.

5. 7(Zy) becomes 1(Felix)'s boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?

xD fifi is a yes man. Zy would prolly have him dealing drugs in the back of his new hair salon or something stupid. It would be great...until Felix found the celery.

6. 2(Mishu) finds him/her/itself inserted into 6(Katja)'s continuity. As far as anyone other than 2 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 2 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky?

Uh Mishu is a cat chimera and Katja is a feline shifter. I think Mihu would random adopt Katja after being almost eaten xD

7. 3(Zephyr) and 5(Hiro) get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?

Zephyr would wish for more bombs, bigger boobs and cake. Hiro would allow this, but only if he can play with her new bewbs.

8. 1(Felix) and 2(Mishu) are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 4(Erin). They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level. Can 4 survive? How?

Erin is kickass, but versus a samurai chimera and a bombergirl? xD Erin is sooo screwed.

9. 6(Katja), 7(Zy), 9(Felix) & 10(Raiden) must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children have a merry Christmas. Who does what, knowing that at the very least the kids will be expecting a visit from Santa?

Katja would probably eat the kids before the others could react. There. Problem solved, no more orphans.

10. 3(Raiden) and 8(Roi) are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts?

Uh Roi would use money for booze. Raiden would leave him behind and be fine herself xD

______________

Instructions: Write down the names of 12 characters. After youÂve written them all down, then read and answer the questions hidden behind the cut.

No fair peeking at the questions behind the cut until youÂve jotted down all 12 characters.

1. Felix
2. Mishu
3. Zephyr
4. Erin
5. Hiro
6. Katja
7. Zy*
8. Roi*
9. Koalk*
10. Raiden*
11. Bry... ]]> ~Hazel-Fox CHICK FLICKS AND BIG THANKYOU'S http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28223290/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28223290/ Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:17:25 PST so what if it hurts me
so what if i break down
so what if this world just throws me off the edge
my feet run out of ground
i gotta find my place
i wanna hear my sound
dont care about other pain infront of me
cause im just trying to be happy

i just wanna be happy

I gotta say firstly sorry for not replying to all the lovely comments on the last journal, I read them all but I wasnt in a state to reply without ranting.

Secondly, I wanna say thankyou for your guys support, heck I even got some comments from people I never expected to even read my journal, so I realy want you to know I appreciate it.

Lastly, despite being peeved at the x-factor result I was sort of happy today. My fish Mandy is coming home and thought her reason for this sucks, im selfishly happy for having another friend home with me. I miss James, but he hasnt been in contact for weeks so I gave up trying to find out where the hell he's at. Im sort of worried.

Otherwise, chick flicks and my awsome Lan and Fish cheered me up and stuff, so yeah. Thankyou guys. You realy did help me, even if I didnt reply. <3 I realy realy appreciate it.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox FML http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28201741/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28201741/ Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:04:10 PST
Yeah. Im having a bad day/week/month/whatever. Im dead with illness, I almost collapsed in a chinese resterant yesterday. As for jobs, noone wants me. I could ramble about shit but I wont. Ill just say this; if i vanish for days im probably in a heap crying/swearing/drinking myself to death. Apart from the fact I feel a tad alcoholic, drinking whenever im down, so much so I ran out of cash. T_T FML

]]> ~Hazel-Fox GUILTY OR INNOCENT? http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28157644/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28157644/ Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:23:17 PST
Guilty or Innocent?

Kissed one of your dA friends?
--> Nope.

Danced on a table in a bar?
--> Yup, many times ^_^;

Ever told a lie?
--> NO *shifty eyes*

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
--> Yeah.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
--> Been kissed. I didnt have much of a say.

Kissed a picture?
--> Dont think so.

Slept in until 5 PM?
--> ...Yes...-face palm- I was ill okay! D:

Fallen asleep at work/school?
--> Yes, when hungover after pulling an all nighter on a friends kitchen floor.

Held a snake?
--> No but I wanna.

Been suspended from school?
--> Nope.

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
--> No.

Been fired from a job?
--> Nope

Done something you regret?
--> Hasnt everyone?

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
--> Dont think so xD

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
--> Of corse!

Kissed in the rain?
--> Yup....well we were under a bus shelter, does that still count?

Sat on a roof top?
--> No but it sounds fun.

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
--> ...yup...

Sang in the shower?
--> Only when noones in the house.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
--> Yep.

Shaved your head?
--> Nooooo.

Slept naked?
--> Ahaha...yes.

Had a boxing membership?
--> Uhh no. o_0;

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
--> Unfortunatly.

Donated Blood?
--> No - they wont let me D< size-ist bastards.

Eaten alligator meat?
--> No.

Eaten cheesecake?
--> Yup.

Still love someone you shouldn't?
--> ...I dont know.

Have/had a tattoo?
--> No.

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
--> Yes.

Been too honest?
--> Im too blunt, so yes xD

Ruined a surprise?
--> Not that I know of.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterward?
--> xDD no.

Erased someone in your friends list?
--> Dont think so.

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
--> Yeahh!

Joined a pageant?
--> Uh NO.

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
--> No.

Had communication w/ your ex?
--> Yup.

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
--> No xD

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
--> ....whaaa?

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
--> yup T_T at my dearest mother.

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
--> Not that I recall xP

Thought about suicide?
--> Only in my dreams.

Thought about murder?
--> See above.

How bout mass murder?
--> See above.

Tried illegal drugs and the like?
--> No.

Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
--> If Katies dad counts. x3

Stalked someone?
--> Eh no.

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
--> No actualy! I remember tings pretty well, which isnt anyway the best thing xD

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
--> Bf, yuppp.

In love?
--> No.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox KILLED WITH FIRE http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28032610/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28032610/ Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:31:56 PDT
EDIT:..it died again, right, fire time

]]> ~Hazel-Fox ENDING http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28032249/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/28032249/ Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:13:36 PDT

]]> ~Hazel-Fox 5 DAYS LEFT AND LANCASTER. http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27956966/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27956966/ Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:06:12 PDT Hopeanuoli who gave it to me in the first place! I love you! Right, I have five days left so I guess I will use this last bit of time to show of some faves of mine!

Today is ~MindlessWolf! So is my faveorite admin ever, and I affectionatly call her Lulu-danna. So doesnt like this, but I dunno why. Here is her latest deviation, which is one of her amazing manips!

CLICK TO FULLVIEW. Or you dont get cookies.

So what has Hazel been doing recently hmm? Well Ive been to Lancaster visiting ~Kindredblue at her university, which is so pretty! It was so much fun. FYI dont give me and jenni three bottles of wine cause he get drunk so easily! Wine goes straight to my head. P: Anyway I cba typig about it realy, but it was suuuper fun. Oh and we got to bed at 6:30 am so im still tired xD

]]> ~Hazel-Fox THE PENIS GOES STRAIGHT TO YOUR HEAD http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27851039/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27851039/ Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:05:56 PDT Dinaria

CHOOSE THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND. Got it? Okay, click here: [link] and enter it, using the slogans for your answers!

No changing the word >D

(if anyone finds my word inappropriate -- I dont care! Just click away from my page, mmkay? xD)

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Its just for me and my penis.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Any time, any place, penis.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Things happen after a penis.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Whatever you're into, get into penis.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
What would you do for a penis?

6. To someone you dislike?
The lion goes from penis to penis.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Easy, breezy, beautiful penis.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Let your fingers do the walking through the penis.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
I think, therefore penis.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Have you had your penis today?

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
How refreshing! How penis!

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Gee, your penis smells terrific.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The cookie that thinks its a penis.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
You've got questions. We've got penis.

15. Your last words before you die...
The sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your penis.

16. Your message to a special someoneÂ
Recommended by Dr Penis.

17. Title of this post will beÂ
The penis goes straight to your head.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox NOSTALGIA AND NOTHINGNESS http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27819726/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27819726/ Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:19:54 PDT Made a youtube vid, im PanKitsune.
Nostalgic, and reminded of past memories id wish to re-live (and in some cases forget)
Oh and jaw dislocated again its hurting.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox GIANT STONE COWS AND FEATURES http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27775943/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27775943/ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:32:41 PDT
First off, Luffy, my bestest friend, is forcing me into reading Negima - is it any good? Looks kinda crap but hey, ill give it a shot I guess. I have the mangas here minus vol 1 so Ill have to find it online before I can read them lol. Also, he lent me Shadow of the Collosus. Now this game is so damn addicting its untrue, it beacutiful despite the inferiour graphics comparef to what im used to - paying on ps3 makes its little brother ps2 look shit, yet the graphics are so appealing - expect fanart soon!

Seriously, i love it, but I feel bad when I kill them. Some of them, true - they do try and smash me to bits with fucking huge rocks and limbs and whatnot, but one of them was so cuuute. It was all happyhappyy and didnt do anything till I stabbed its face. ;_; It was like a giant stone cow, ILAVEDIT.

Italuv got it right: [link] [link]

LOL I love her arts, check it out. That reminds me, I said id do features in my lat journal for eople who said a random phrase so that'll be at the bottom, mmkay?

So what have I done lately? Babysitting, fuck all, job hunting, fuck all, opticians (im no longer going blind, joyyy), more fuck all, wasted skies, yet more fuck all...yeah, ive done nothing cept walk for an hour to tescos and asda and matalan for halloween costumes...and didnt get anything. Luffy bought a womans costum cause they didnt have the mans. Yeah, he's gonna look beautiful. _{cept hes only wearing the cape, i stole the creepy ichy dress that turned out to be an extra large}

Oh I bought a new jacket, its funky, but its been getting alot of micheal jackson referances, which annoys me. T__T

Uh since Missa did the facts about Koalk I wanted to do a few facts about some of my OCs; my faves Zephyr, Felix and Mishu - but im too lazy. I might draw them later actualy.

Right for everyone who said they wanted a feature they are here - only one pic per person cause im lazy.

~Wiiluvyou

~MindlessWolf

*Mr-Xvious

~warlordvir

~Lifeconsumer102

~LittleAnime

~Ryuujii

DONE!

Right, now YOU ALL HAVE TO FEATURE ME IN RETURN OR ILL EAT YOUR SOCK AND GET FIFI TO GO ALL RAEPFACE ON YOU. yo... ]]> ~Hazel-Fox NEW SKIN AND SWINE FLU http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27672996/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27672996/ Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:24:12 PDT
Yeah dad has swine flu, I might/probably will get it. Ging out to get drunk tomorow regardless. I need cheering up after my last entry. ;__;

The characters in the header are Roi, Zy and Koalk, who are belonging to my three lovely friendlings ~NightfeatherDire, ~Ryuujii and ~tails13, no stealing.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Devious Journal Entry http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27658584/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27658584/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:33:48 PDT
Its kinda like life for me atm, its like some fucked up bubble keeping me away from any real social interaction and casting me of like some unwanted toy, unnoticed by anyone. Noone notices. Noone realy cares. I dont think I care anymore.

There are people willing to see me people I dont realy know well at all, for example Will who is very kind to me, and Tomo who invited me to his bday despite meeting me once or twice. But at the end of the day what I want, and need, is someone who knows me. Someone who can say 'BLAZIN BALLS OF GAY' and know wtf its refering to, or end the sentance 'sperm whale, hump backwhale...' and lol at the stupidity that was us in year 8, six years ago. I want someone with memories of me, who can talk to me about absolute shit but still somehow find it hilarious.

I want my subway buddy, the freak I love to bits who I met and thought 'oh god shes stalking me, get her off' and eventualy couldnt be seperated from. The wierdo who constantly pinned me down and freaked me out.

I want my minky, the awsomeness that i once never got on with but now adore and admire in so many ways.

And I want Kinny. The one who stood upfor me against people who bullied me, who was in like every class with me, esspecialy double art, science and drama and had te most lul-ful times and forced me to stop being some shy, scared freak.

And wierdly, I want Lauren. My childhood friend ive known literally since the day I was born but no longer talk to, though I dont know why.

Seriously. I feel so left out, even the internet seems distant. I mean I have alot of internet friends I talk to, yet somehow, tonight, I just felt like they were like everyone else, not realy bothered if I was there or not. In the end it realy wouldnt affect them if I wasnt. So sat in that chat room I just ...sat. I didnt realy talk there wasnt point. They did whatever they were doing and though I wanted to join in I felt like I would be annoying them, so I stayed away. What is the point, realy? Im starting to think there isnt one.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox CREEPTASTIC OOMPA LUMPAS AND PEDOCLOWNS http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27581755/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27581755/ Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:36:34 PDT [link] kinda explains it but the winning picture of last night has GOT to be this one: [link]

I saw it and I was like. LOLOLOLOLOL for about ten minutes. Its seriously creepy shit.

So last night was epic and id rant but I feel more like I wanna cry than anything. I dont know why. Maybe a mixure of things? Ill rant about happydrunktimes tomorow. For now ill say thankyou locu for being all friendly and lovely and snugglehappy <3

Oh and pedoclowns? My dream ivolved a birthday party clown babysitting my little sis and gigivng me daterape drugs. It was scary shit.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox DRUNKARDS AND HOTWATERBOTTLES http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27557770/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27557770/ Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:00:23 PDT Kindredblue today, and our mate Jenni. Since she's been at uni and Jens been working, its been hard to see them at all. I havnt seen Kinny since exams, like four months agoo, and Jen for about three months. Maybe im exagerating a teen bit, but its about that im sure XD It feels that long, anyway. Who cares?

So Stephy gave me a hotwater bottle ad I got a purse with a panda on it and its sooo cute (thankyou jenni) and an epicsause hat and a headband and a VERY crazy so-not-me dress/top thing that they made me get XD

Im gonna wear it tonight. Its like pink and purple with leaopard prints on it, its mental. Oh did I mention im going out for drinks round town? It will be fun - very fun indeed.

I might post a drunk journal later, depending on what time i get back. xD

Oh and I wanna visit Kinnys university. Im also going to attack ~Lifeconsumer102 on her birthday, or around it, at her uni so she better beware XD

HO FUCK GUYS IM 19 IN JUST OVER A MONTH. that means im 20 next year. I FEEL SO OLD. MA BIRTHDAYS 17TH NOVEMEBER, YOU BETTER REMEMBER.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Felix's quiz and his disturbing fantasy. http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27394300/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27394300/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:10:06 PDT
1).Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2).Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3).Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

FC: Felix Fournier

1. What is your name?
Zacharie ^_^;; ...honest.

2. Any unique traits and powers you have.
Uh im a shapeshifter ... you better not be SEG D8>

3. Are you engaged, have any lovers?
Lovers? Koalk of corse. Hes so cute. >D

4. What are your goals?
To survive, or at least help my brother live long enough to outlast this feud between humans and our kind.

5. Any Hobbies?
Drinking and molesting Roi....do they count?

6. Any friends?
Loads! Uh, well...Koalk and Zy I guess...and Roi duuuh....ummm...

7. Do YOU like waffles!?!
FOOD GOOD.

8. Any particular foes and/or enemies?
SEG. They scare me. ;_;

9. What is your favorite place to be?
In a bar drinking with mates, or a bedroom with one (or more) person. >D hurrr hurrr

10. What is your least favorite place to be?
Somewhere outside when its thundering D: or anywhere near SEG, or somewhere with damned annoying kids. T__T

11. How old are you?
22. ^3^

12. Any bad habits you may have?
...NONE WHATSOEVER. Im perfect.

13. If you had a billion dollars, what would you do?
Buy a big house for me and my brother, and hire Roi as a personal slave..uh CHEF.

14. Eye color?
Well my right is brown and the left is blue, eheh.

15. What are you wearing?
Nothing. >D Wanna see?

16. What religion are you?
Religeon? Those are stupid human things. There isnt a god.

17. What is you favorite food/drink.
Celery - im addicted. Drinks wise? Alcohol - or maybe limeade.

18. What animal do you think your based off?
Fox. Cause im foxyyyy.

19. Anyone you look up to?
My brother. Everyone else is ether stoned, drunk or gagging for sex...Yes my friends are...unusual.

20. Gay, straight, or bisexual?
Pansexual and proud. What does gender matter? Or transexualness? Or any of that shit hmm?

21. Got any fan girls/fan boys?
I dunno? Have I? IF YOURE A FANGIRL/BOY TELL ME id be glad to take your phone number. >D

22. What color is your hair!
Blondeeeee. <3

23. If you could change the world, what would you change about it?
Get rid of humans...no cause Koalk would leave..hmm, Id make humans and our kind make peace.

24. Did you by chance kill anyone!?
Uhh, I killed a couple of guys once, in self defense. I dont like the idea of being raped, thankyou.

25. Have you hurt anyone before, physically/emotionally?
As I said, killed people - ive beaten guys up in the past too. I tend not to be violent now though since I learnt to control my past anger issues when my brother got hurt cause of my wrong doings.

26. Any family members?
Family lives in the french region of Cambira, exept my twin brother Tess.

27. Where do you currently live?
Uh..Cambira? Or whever WS is set.

28. Are you a virgin by chance?
Virgin and Felix in the same sentance doesnt make sence. Thats like dividing by zero.

29. Any fantasies you would like to share?
Huurrr...Roi, Koalk, Zy and Felix foursome, all covered in melted chocolate...-drool-

30. Any disturbing thoughts?
See above.

31. Congratulations, these are all the questions I could come up with at the moment, quiz is over!
-is still daydreaming- Hurrrrr

YOU KNOW WHO IM TAGGING. MISSA NARCI AND RUKO GOGOG, YOU TOO LOCU.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox THE PAIN D'8 http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27303944/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27303944/ Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:31:44 PDT
Okay so im sat on my beanbag wrapped in a duvet getting ready to sleep, but my limbs are in pain and wrapped in bandages and plasters. Whyyy? Cause im emo.

No seriously? Well this morning me and mum drove down to see my little sister (who ran away from home and lives with my auntie but thats a different story) anyway she told me she bought this hamster and it was a bit 'shy'. Shy my ass - it was screaming, ive never heard a hamster make that noise before, and it refused to be handles, running away and biting, and growling - and jumping headfirst from sixfeet high before i caught it - only to get bitten for the third time. I bled all over the poor hamster before getting it back in the cage. Its insane.

So after that my cousin Jack decided it would be fun to make me give him piggyback rides up and down the stairs, then made me run outside. I need to mention now that i woke up with knee joint issues that have been around for a week or so. Anyway as i was making my second lap down the road my knee began to buckle and i couldnt stop - so i did what was natural and let go of one of his legs, put my rm over my shoulder to protect his face, landed knees first, head second on the nearest wall, then Jack fell off. He was fine - I was not. I couldnt stand up and have freaking huge hold in my knees. Luckily mum had a first aid kit and bending my knees is incredibly painful now.

So after the knee hurting, face hitting fun I realised my elbow was also bleeding quite heavily and whatever. I was going home, lent in the car to give my sister a hug and wacked the alreay sore face into the car window. >.<

Then an hour later or so I was playing with my baby sister Olivia. She fell as usual, I bent to grab her as I would - and fell on my knees. And they started bleeding again. Not to mention I bit the inside of my cheek and it bled - then repeated this twice more.

So all in all, quite an unlucky day. Ill have to call myself black cat from now on.

And thinking of black cats, my sis made me buy Gypsy a bright pink, sparkly collar. Its very girly. Ridiculous. But adorable.

Thanks for reading, peace out - love you!

_{edit: sorry for any typos xD im half alseep}

]]> ~Hazel-Fox harry potters magic wang http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27121934/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27121934/ Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:31:16 PDT [link] which is basicly all these innundos found in harry potter, I also found one replacing wand with wang - so im posting a few of the funniest quests here with my special edit, duuh.

"Ah well...wang still in your jeans?"

"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WANG OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!"

"He was rather taller than Snape, who, Harry noticed, had balled his fist in the pocket of his cloak over what Harry was sure was the handle of his wang."

"Manners, Potter," said Snape dangerously. "Now, I want you to close your eyes."
Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was told. He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, holding hs wang''

"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Wang out, Potter."
Harry moved into his usual position...

"Sirius pushed his chair roughly aside and strode around the table towards Snape, whipping his wang out as he went; Snape whipped out his own."

"Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, wangs raised..."

"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wang hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

"He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their wangs pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."

AND MY FAVORITES that dont contain the word wang:

"...which left Harry free to sit down on the grass between the beech and the bushes and watch the foursome under the tree."

"Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?"

ANYWAY GO READ THE WHOLE LIST IF YOU'RE BORED. ^___^

As for the status LOL DONT ASK ITS A LONG STORY right narnar, ruru, mimi?

]]> ~Hazel-Fox this weekend http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27052042/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/27052042/ Sun, 06 Sep 2009 10:39:44 PDT
-gone to the job centre, not called up any place I found -fail-
-pulled an all nighter for no reason.
-slept the whole following day.
-couldnt sleep the night after.
-babysat and fell alseep with a baby on my face.
-got chocolate for her hard work.
-drank tea.

My life is soooo interesting...T_T;;

]]> ~Hazel-Fox OH JOY 8D http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26814789/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26814789/ Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:01:26 PDT
So I best sart from the begining. This week I realised all my friends are leaving me for good and all I have left in my hometown is my boyfriend. His 'cheering up' consisted of him saying 'you still have me' like I wont miss my friends if hes here, him saying 'Im loosing friends too and im not being emo' which makes me angry, not better, and worst of all, and I quote; 'you CANT do it without me, you NEED me'.

I DONT FUCKING NEED YOU. I DONT NEED ANYONE.

Ahem, excuse the language.

Not to mention I kinda feel sick, might not get into university because I dont have work experience and my grades were shit. Well DDCA, could be worse I guess, but you know what I mean.

Oh and I had some sort of wierd falling out with an internet person ive never met, they wont be reading this but if he/she is, I apologise for everything despite still being thoroughly confused.

-goes so sleep-

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Features and Art Trades http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26768302/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26768302/ Sun, 23 Aug 2009 05:25:33 PDT
OH and if you want to take part in an art trade, note or message here because I am BORED to tears, for this week only peopleeeesss!

*Mat-The-Hedgehog

~Wiiluvyou

~LittleAnime

=melmoon

http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26524172/ Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:08:49 PDT

]]> ~Hazel-Fox meme http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26362156/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26362156/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:19:48 PDT

who I am also featuring today!

There as so many of hers I like it was hard to choose the best but here they are:

Oh and you might notice the new journal skin, I get before too easily. Anyway they are my currently unamed characters who I will need help naming, so look out for that kay?
I need your help but wait until I put up the actualy pics. xD

1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
nope

2. Do you enjoy drama?:
I love it >D

3. Are you a girly girl?:
Not at all.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
My stepmum, I think.

5. Small or large purses?:
Small please.

6. Are you short?:
...NO [/lies]

7. Do you like somebody:
Ahaha...long story... T_T

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
'Leave my butt alone!' O:

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
yussss!

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
haha yes xD to scare kiddies.

11. Are you double jointed?:
Nopeee

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
On my mates kitchen floor ontop of three other people.

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
I hope not, its just dad in the house D<

14. Is there a rumor going around about you?:
I dont think so.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
my boyfriend XD

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?:
zero, unless its Will.

"X" Marks the Spot:
[x] I do wear make up. (occasionaly, anyway)
[ ] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like country
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] IÂd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[x] IÂve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
[x] IÂve been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that you're wearing?:
Black

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:
Hmm, light, but im not fussy about hair colour.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
nahh

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
yes. :3

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
nopeee

6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery?:
boob job, lip plumping, and injecting fat into my boney-ness. But Id never actualy do any of it.

7. Do you like your life?:
its....okay, I guess.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
nope.

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
yesss!

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
real friends? not just 'those people I occasionaly talk to'? About the sam... ]]> ~Hazel-Fox lempilempi is teh smex http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26340214/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26340214/ Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:05:04 PDT
Fleabus McTavish.

Yes. She actualy gave her cat that name. I feel for the poor thing.

Anyhow todays feature is

because her piccehs are adorableeeeeee.

wow boring journal is boring. Byee. OH and...

is awsomesause. Go visit her page NOW D8< srsly, or ill beat the crap outta you.. Believe me, ill come to your house.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Party Time http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26290099/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26290099/ Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:52:47 PDT

<- Hope, my lovely wife.

Is my dA twin who faves me alot and I love her for it! She draws lovely anime images, alot are Tsubasa arts and I think her art is beautiful

Here are some examples of her stuff:

Right, so making a skin is both simple yet difficult - whoop, thanks to

who told me how to center the Nel image. <3

In real life news - I AM BORED and need job. Not for money, just because I hate sitting around feeling useless. Also, I am going to get drunk tonight. Partyyyy timeeee. >D Its a house party - or rather, garden party, but I know we'll end up inside because england is freezing despite it being 'summer'. I cant wait. Im supposed to be helping out, but dunno what time to get there...I better check. XD Gah I need a bath. And money to get a taxi home. I dont wanna go into town buuut I suppose I have to in order to get to a cash machine. Damn.

See you later my loveliesssss!

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Skin and Features http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26278706/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26278706/ Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:10:46 PDT
OH and I decided as an act of happiness and frienditude (lolz i made that word up seriously) I am going to feature one deviant I love every few days! So keep your eyes open - and if you give me lots of comments I may be more willing to feature YOU. >D Yes I am blackmailing you. Sort of. COMMENTS BITCHES, and check out the stamps, and the shout board nya! <3

Check out

She gave me my subscription. <3

]]> ~Hazel-Fox KYAAA http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26272532/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26272532/ Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:22:32 PDT

Helloooo guess what - you might have noticed, but Hazel has a premium account! All thanks to my lovely new wife,

She draws cute things <3

(shameless feature, because I owe her that much at least)

Sooo im still figuring stuff out. Ahah x) ill get there eventualy. I am also determined to make my own skin, though this akatsuki one is cuuute >D I love it.

Happyyyyyy timesssss

Also, I am a stamp whore. So shoot me.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Hmm http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26205636/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/26205636/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:54:01 PDT Tell me what to draw, please.
Anything.
Want a present? Fine;
As long as it gives me something to do.
Dont expect it to be good though.
Im using a laptop touch pad.
Its very difficult. ;_;

]]> ~Hazel-Fox No Floods. http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/25411468/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/25411468/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:00:07 PDT I will hold my own.

On every street there is a memory,
a time and place where we can never be again
street lights glow red, green, and yellow too
do you let signs tell you what to do?
Yeah, when you say stop,
be sure that I'll say go
fire can't burn these hands
I just close my eyes and dream

]]> ~Hazel-Fox ....and because I have to http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23936772/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23936772/ Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:46:19 PDT
Oh, and cause Lan is an evil dictator (LULZ) here;

Rules:

1. You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
2. Tag five people.
3. Leave a message on their page telling them they're tagged.

Are youÂ

1. Perfect?
Nowhere close.
2. Tall?
HELL YES *shot* fiiine, im a midget. ;_;
3. In your pajamas?
Yup.
4. Left-handed?
Nope.

1. Last person you talked to on the phone
I dont talk on the phone, so dunno.
2. Last person who texted you:
Lan.
3. Was today better than yesterday?
Not realy.

What's your favorite
1. Number?
7
2. Color?
Green
3. Fruit?
Strawberry
4. Place?
Lake distruct, this little forest noone ever went to in the midle of a caravan park. Though I doubt ill ever go back there. I used to visit it alot as a kid.

1.What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
Make tea and toast.
2.Is anything bothering you?
Not realy.
3.Where did you go last?
To my mums.
4.Do you smile a lot?
Always. Its easier.
4.Do you wish upon a star?
No.
5.Are you a friendly person?
Most of the time.
6.Where did you sleep last night?
Bed.
7.When was the last time you cried?
I dont cry anymore.
8.What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
'Going to mums tomorow so I cant oversleep'
9.On a scale of 1-10, how is your life right now?
7 *points to lucky number*
10.Does anything hurt right now?
My neck.
11.What did you do last night?
Watched Halloween.
12.Are you missing anyone right now?
No.
13.Are you happy?
.....*shrugs*
14.Are you bored?
Definatly.
15.Are you nervous?
Sorta.
16.Are you tired?
Im in bed; what do you think?

About YouÂ

1.What is your real name?
Stacey Leigh Pannett
2.Nicknames?
Pan, Hazel, Baka-Yuri-Hime, Witless, 'oi you'.
3.What's the color of your eyes?
Blue.
4.Zodiac sign?
Scorpio.
5.Are you male or female?
Girl.
6.What is your favorite moment?
Anywhere before the age of ten I guess. It was easier back then.
7.Are you a slut?
Far from it.
8.What's the color of your hair?
Brown.
9.Is your hair long or short?
Short.
10.Sweats or jeans?
Jeans.

Tag: NO.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Sugarcoat http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23642811/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23642811/ Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:56:01 PDT
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits [and title]:
Sugarcoat; Breaking Benjamin [It started again, claiming a friend...I'm all alone, out in the cold]
--Violent song, perfect. Apparently a friend of mine dies during this film.

Waking Up:
Tomorrow; SR-71 [Another days humiliation; 'im not afraid of tomorow, im only scared of myself]
--So my life in this movie is violent AND depressing? Whoo..?

First Day at School:
Alone; Gensomaden Saiyuki. [Someday, I want to reach as high as the clouds. I'll spread wide the wings in my heart]
--I aspire to be something great and not to look back on my past?

Falling In Love:
Gravity; Wolf's Rain ending [Something somewhere out there keeps calling; will I hear someone, singing solace to the silence?]
--All alone, knowing somewhere out there loves meeee XD this movie is depressing.

Fight Song:
Move; Thousand Foot Krutch [Either scream or rejoice lets make that noise; move or be destroyed]
--Violent song, perfect.

Breaking Up:
Easier to Run; Linkin Park [It's easier to run, replacing this pain with something numb]
--Im running away rather than hiding tears, bless. He cheated on me!? ;__;

Prom:
Sober; Pink [The night is calling, it whispers to me softly 'come and play']
--I get veeery drunk and go mental? XD

Life:
Love is War; Vocaloid [Even so I will still love you, its obvious but what can i do, what a fool i am - lets begin - this is war]
--Woah, ima kill the bitch who stole my boyfriend XD Apparently, anyway.

Driving:
We Are Pilots; Shiny Toy Guns [What about my problems? I guess IÂm under the weatheri since no one else belongs here, with me]
--Im destined to be alone? ;____;

Flashback:
Number One; Hazel Fernandes [Flashing lights and ecstasy surround you
Everybody wants a piece of you]
--So im famous - or was, before the breakdown. Probably the ecstasys fault. LOL]

Getting Back Together:
Hold Me/Hallomig; Nanne GrÃ¶nvall. [So hold me. Don't let go of me. It's like I'm bewitched by you and I want you]
--Its a fast song lol, so maybe I kill the bitch? Or he runs away and comes running to meeee XD This movie is epic...fail.

Wedding:
No More Sorrow; Linkin Park [Are you lost in your lies, do you tell yourself I don't realize your crusade's a disguise?]
--Lol, after all the depressing stuff, I hope not. But what a stupid wedding song. XD

Birth of a Child:
At the Begining; Anastacia [And Life is a road and I want to keep going. Love is a river I want to keep flowing]
--Wish this was the wedding song tbh, so cute. So, I had a kid... LOL. Kay.]

Mental Breakdown:
Alice - Human Sacrifice; Vocaloid [Possessed by a dream of distortion, afraid of losing her life to death]
--Very fitting to a mental breakdown. Its creepy as hell. After a coma; since its about a dream?

Final Battle:
Dead Bodies Everywhere; Korn [Let me strip the plain, let me not give in. Free me of your life, inside my heart dies.]
--LOL I kill people cause im insane! : D

Death Scene:
Why; Ayaka [Does any emotion still reside within the depths of your heart? Having the entire world at your fingertips, is that what you consider happiness?]
--Dying while protecting a friend, or while being killed by a friend? Its happy, yet sad. A fitting end?

Funeral Song:
Final Distance; Utada Hikaru [One day, even the distance will embrace me, but I'll get used to it, because after all, I wanna be with you]
--Im dead, but one day I will be reuinited with those I love in the afterlife? Awwww.

End Credits:
Hear Me Out; Frou Frou [So listen up, the sun hasn't set. Just hear me out. I'm not over you yet. So how do I do normal? A smile I fake]
--Such a beautiful song. And depressing. Apparently by 'the sun hasnt set' there will be a sequel. But im dead. LOL.

So lets sum this up, yeah? Im a super depressed person who is scared of their own mind, but falls in love and is happy until he cheats and leaves, so I run away rather than face him. My theme song is 'love is war', since I wont give up and want him back. I have a flashback to when I was happy and people loved me, apparently I was famous and now im nobody. But then I get back together with the generic man, get married (unhappily apprently, due to the song) so I dont trust him yet we have a baby? Because of crap happening I eventualy have a mental breakdown, kill loads of people, then am killed by so... ]]> ~Hazel-Fox One. Word. Only. http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23554047/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23554047/ Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:12:13 PST Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
Table
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nope
3. Your hair?
Brown
5. Your mother?
Working
6. Your favorite thing?
Box
7. Your dream last night?
Wierd
8. Your favorite drink?
FIRE
9. Your dream car/vehicle?
Mini
10. The room you're in?
Bedroom
11. You are?
Hungry
12. What do you wÎ±nt to be in 10 yeÎ±rs ?
Biologist
13. Who did you hang out with last night?
Sister
14. What you're not?
CUTE
15. Muffin?
LOL

16. An item you wanted for Christmas?
DS
17. Where is the love?
Gone
18. The last thing you did?
Maths
19. What are you wearing?
Clothes
20. Your TV?
Huge
21. Your pet?
Cat
22. Your computer?
Uncharged
23. Your life?
Confusing
24. Your mood?
Bored
25. Missing?
Everything
26. What are you thinking about right now?
This
27. Your car?
Nonexistant
28. Your work?
Pointless
29. Your life?
Dull
30. Your Relationship Status
Single
31. Your favorite color?
Green
32. When is the last time you laughed?
Today
33. Last time you cried?
Dunno
34. Friends?
Complex
35. Miss someone right now?
Kinda
36. Ever been in Hawaii?
No
40. Last thing you ate?
Toast
41. Last person you talked to?
Rhiannon
42. Last non-family member you talked to?
Sarah
43. Last person you saw?
Sarah
44. Last sleep?
Crotch
45. Your best friend?
Dunno
46. Your favorite food?
Seafood
47. Your favorite movie?
*shrug*
48. Do you have a crush on someone right now?
Maybe
49. Did this take too long?
No

I tag:
YOU

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Date Fail and other stuff http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23463682/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23463682/ Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:40:05 PST [link]

LOL. Im having second thoughts about this university now XD

Anyway; wow last night was super fun, ne? Too much to drink maybe, but still; falling over is fun right? Sort of. Anyway, certian people told me their party would be cosplay. Oh god XD If they are serious then im screwed. I need monies...and someone to dress as. Any ideas?

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Are you on drugs? http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23340639/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23340639/ Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:40:09 PST Once written, theres no editing order.

1. Karl
2. Jenni
3. Leanne
4. James L
5. Matt
6. Sarah
7. Steph
8. Mandy
9. Chaz
10. Will P:
11. James D
12. Kirsty

1) Has six ever written a kinky fanfic/drawn porn before?
Sarah? Of corse she has. >:3

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
XD NO.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I dont think its possible; but if it was, I dont think Kirsty is Mandys type.

4) What if nine dated eleven?
They dont know one another, but if they did? Nahh, highly retarded combination.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
ROTFL, hell nooooo. Sarah is scared of teh ladiesss.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
five/ten (Matt/Will) duuuh, not that either know one another but; HOT MAN ON MAN ACTION.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Steph would be a little surprised seeing her best friend and the she-devil having sex. Lesbian sex that that...but hey, I did say a /little/ surprised

xD Just joking lololol.

8) Make up a summary of a movie starring Three/Ten.
Umm... I dont wanna xD Fine, they meet though a friend (me lololol) and hit it off then run away into the sunset and have lots of smexxxx. >: ) PORN.

9) Anything ever happened between One/Eight?
XD I hope not. That is wierd. No...wrong. Just wrong.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort book;
Hahahaaa steph/kirsty lovin'? 'Fine Line', because theres a fine line between mutual dislike and lurveeee.

11) Four wants to de-flower One. Your reaction..?
I KNEW IT!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *dies laughing*

12) Three dies...how?
Toaster related accident, probably caused by James D.

13) Does eleven attend threes funeral? If not, why?
Yus, though he probably caused it.

14) Threesome time; Two/Four/Five! Would it ever happen?
JennixJamesLxMatt. Doubtful. Matt is scared of teh gayssss.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Wouldnt you like to know

... XD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hmmm, I have noooo idea. Something cute. :3

17) If there was One/Six/Twelve porn, what would the warning be?
KarlxSarahxKirsty? LOLOL; warning, mature content, s&m fetish porn; extreme violence. Viewers way be subjected to kinky whipping and rope burn after watching.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
'Im like a rubix cube; the longer you play with me the harder I get

'

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
James D ~ ''Very kinky *nose bleed*''

20) How emo is Seven?
VERY BIG GHAY EMO FAG.
lol, shes the least emo person I know.

Now tag some losers!:

YOU! and you and you and especialy YOUUUUU

By that I mean Leanne, Matt, Will, ect... and everyone who read this dumb thing.

Haha im on crack. Lolololololol.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Pervy guy is pervy http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23195784/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23195784/ Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:36:52 PST (Its a great way of saying 'stop hitting on me and leave me the fuck alone, amright?)

IT TOTALY DID NOT HAPPEN, KK? THNX.

Right; since none of us had dates or other crappy valentines shit to do, we dyed our hair. Whoot, Stephanieeeee, yours looks beautiful. <3

]]> ~Hazel-Fox 69 http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23104508/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/23104508/ Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:57:47 PST
(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 5

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 8

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 11

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 18

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 24

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total so far: 30

(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 35

( ) Harold and Kumar go to white castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( )From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole ten yards
Total so far: 35

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x)Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
() Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 39

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 44

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
( ) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 46

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
( ) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 48

(x) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 55

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 55

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 58 ~Hazel-Fox Kiriban http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22882580/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22882580/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:07:28 PST
Okay, so here's what you do for those of you who dont know; whoever can screenshot my 5000th pageview (or as close as possible) you get a free request. It can easier be a pencil drawing on paper (damn tablet, cant do digital arts no more) A stamp of somesort (so fun lol), A cute pixel icon (possibly moving if im in the mood) or a crappy poem. xD Or something along those lines. Kay?

And though noones interested, lol, theatre studies is going well. Fen, the play we chose, is so awsome, I love its depth and plot line. KYAAA! RAIDS, RUUUN!

]]> ~Hazel-Fox 120% stoopid http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22861131/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22861131/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:38:18 PST

EDIT: Just realised, after someone else pointed it out to me, that I titled this thing '116% stoopid', instead of 120%, prooving that I am, in fact, completly retarded. Thanks. xB

...

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for ÂhurtingÂ you
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still donÂt get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your Âinside voiceÂ.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple maths.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnÂt realise it.
[x] YouÂve looked all over for something and realised it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you donÂt.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when youÂre confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When youÂre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of your ceiling.
[x] The word ÂumÂ is used frequently.
[x] You donÂt know what ÂumÂ means
[x] You say ÂwhatÂ and ÂhuhÂ a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 30

120% (whoever made this test obviously didnt realise that 39x4 would be way over 100% T_T
Im INSANNEEEE ?

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Pay no attention to the man behind the penis! http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22843538/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22843538/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:15:20 PST
Hell yeah, you know it. P:<

KYAAA yesterday you were so awsome, thankyou for being such a sweetheart and cheering me up. Im glad I have someone like you to talk to, yeah? Someone who actuay considers my feelings and doesnt want to sit back and watch someone else in pain.

You know who you are.

<3

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Why bother? http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22820971/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22820971/ Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:44:50 PST A sexualy transmitted disease. Its terminal.
And sucks, amright?

Todays been...

I wont bother ranting, cba yeah?

One nice thing did happen though; some guy I barely know (tbh I dont even know his name) bought me chinese food for the new year. But it was spicy. I cant eat spicy food for a particular reason that involves dead taste buds and a rare genetic abnormality, but lets not dwell on it. Anyway, this person (Kirsty for those who know her) came over and told me off since she knows about my wierdo tongue and stopped me hurting myself with it (come on, some guy paid for my meal so im going to eat it, right? Id feel bad otherwise). It was... odd, to say the least.

Fire alarms, im sure they do them at such random times just for the lolz, amright?

Anyway, for those concerned; I find it hard enough telling secrets for a reason. I can be a bitch if I want to, but I dont expect things to be told outside the tiny circle of people I actualy trust. I guess I should just shut the hell up in the future. Easier that way. Close myself up even more than before and hide myself with smiles as per god damn usual. Fun. Whats worse is that noone ever notices when Im upset; either that are they dont care. Either way it upsets me. But I shouldnt complain. I discovered one person who will listen to me and confide in me; share depression, its best that way. So one good thing came from it.

*listens to My Skin by Natalie Merchant* Love this song so much. Lyrics suit my life very well.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox PURPLE WIN http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22784709/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22784709/ Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:03:22 PST
Just accept it. :3 We know we are odd, kay? C:

Lost my mind, im going insane. I woke up thinking it was college. I know. Im an idiot. Im also very depressed.

The thing that makes me so god damn annoyed and depressed it college. They didnt send off my Uni forms even though I paid them before december. Now the deadlines gone and im forced to take a year out. Fun stuff. -not impressed-

Game is over for Sid, my beloved graphics tablet. His last words were 'Read the first line of each paragraph'. He was such an odd little thing, right? P:<

I DEFINE PURPLE YEAH!

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Urban TAGS http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22575354/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22575354/ Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:05:43 PST Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people (ahaha, NO)

1.) Your name?
Stacey; A girl that is sexy, hot, funny, nice, intelligent, romantic, has big lips, and is very popular. A girl that every guy wants to have. One that is worth bringing home to your parents.
(AHA no)

2.) One of your friends?
Leanne; A cheating slut who, in common terms, likes to screw around with your buddies and lies out her teeth. Never has the balls to admit her faults and/or wrongdoings. Often likes to open her legs for others with little thought or resistance.
(PMSL xD)

3.) What should you be doing?
Revision; Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.
Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.
(True, true...)

4.) Favorite color?
Green; yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but thats really not very much fun, now is it?
(Gahh, I love green.

The colour. T_T)

5.) Birthplace?
Blackpool; Cheap town, average wage is 10 grand a year. Kids are encouraged to drop out of school at 16, work on the prom selling 2 quid shoes and then retire at 21 and live on the dole, stabbing grannies for crack money.
(LOL, so true.)

6.) Month of your birth?
November; The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
(...eh?)

7.) Last person you talked to?
Matt; ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
(Of corse

)

8.) One of your nicknames?
Pan; The greek half-goat god of sex.
A nickname for many people.
When people have pan as a nickname, it normally means they are good in bed.
(AHAHA WTF?)

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Lyrics Pics and Plays http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22435331/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22435331/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:32:20 PST since its the start of a new year, I need a distraction.
Ever listened to Taylor Swift? Well here in the UK she isnt well known, but I love her. Im using 10 randomly chosen songs to draw pictures for. I stole the idea, but who from, I have no idea.
Ill call it the Lyric Pic Challenge.
Feel free to do the same, using these titles or by picking your favorite singer/band and using a selection of song titles.

1. Picture To Burn
2. Cold As You
3. Tied Together With A Smile
4. Should've Said No
5. Invisible
6. Fearless
7. Love Story
8. White Horse
9. Come In With The Rain
10. Sparks Fly

]]> ~Hazel-Fox T____T; http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22417198/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/22417198/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:20:14 PST

...

Christmas and new years was SHIT.

...

That is all.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Orsmth http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/21896708/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/21896708/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:16:08 PST I had a hamster called Hazel and it died. Since I had nothing else to put, Hazel was adopted and the fox - I have no freaking clue where that came from. I think i was being random orsmth.

Oh, and kinny made me join.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
I am a fandom magpie. I love them all. xD Fma, wolfs rain, naruto, elfen lied, GDW, CCS ect...

3. How many watchers do you have now?
53

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA
Kindredblue (she sucks P:<

Italuv, Slinkers.

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
Comment usualy, fave when I super like but never fave on its own.

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?
Only if im realy bored.

7. What is your most popular deviation?
sasUKE (embarrasingly) and GDW-GB

8. What are you favourite non-anime TV shows?
Friends, Scrubs, Family Guy, Top Gear.

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Fur texture, people, animals in general; less chibi like things and more realistic things.

10. Summer or winter?
Winter. I love getting all cosy in front of the fire with a blanket and stuff. ^_^

11. Rain or Sun?
Rain

12. What's your favourite type of music?
I like all music. x3

13. PC or Mac?
PC, no question.

14. Anime or Manga?
Dunno, anime is more amusing but mangas easier and anime goes off track *stabs fillers*. If I had to choose; manga.

15. Coke or Pepsi?
Same thing. xD But neither.

16. Read or TV?
Good book anyday.

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
Only one at the most, probably.

18. Name a hidden talent
I can touch my nose with my togue, but my tongues gross so I dont do it often.

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
Traditional.

20. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
I dont like any much, but ill say burger king just for the ice cream.

21. What are top 3 favourite books?
The Sight and Firebringer- David Clement-Davis, HPatPoA- JK Rowling

22. Wii or Playstation?
Playstation.

23. Name 3 of your favourite bands/musicians/groups
Nicklback, Utada Hikaru, Rihanna xD Told you I like all sorts of music.

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
Fast, but make mistakes alot.

25. Do you like Denny's?
Wha-?

26. What is your favourite emoticon?

27. What is your favourite type of pie?
APPLE

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
Yes. Whilst lying on a kitchen floor with college the next day - so more like 32 hours. xD

29. Do you go on YouTube alot?
Hells yeah.

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA?
Too many. xD

31. Do you cosplay?
I want too.

32. Fruits or sweets?
BOTH Gimmeeeeeeee ^_^ *hyper*

33. Name 3 artists you admire
Errr, *shrugs*

34. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
Buttered or salted, but never plain,

35. Have you skipped school?
Nope, im a good girl. ^_^

36. Have you been on a plane?
Yuppers, tis fun.

37. Have you swum in an ocean?
Of corse. Thats fun too. ^_^

38. Have you been iceskating?
See above. xD

39. Favourite holiday spot?
I love the canary islands.

40. Ever been on tv?
50-50 FTW! (Thats a yes)

41. Favourite salad dressing?
Thousand island to go with my prawns.

42. What do you do to relax?
Doodle, have a bath, read, play DS ect

43. What is the last film you saw in the theatres?
Stardust I think.

44. Favourite Sandwich
Phildelpia and cucumber

45. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Kyoto, Japan or Alaska

46. Favourite time of the day?
Night time when I can go to sleep.

47. What did you want to be when you were little?
Vet

48. What do you want to be now?
~Hazel-Fox Im old :D http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/21562754/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/21562754/ Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:07:12 PST
My birthday was last monday (im 18 and an adult, apparently) and it was super fun thanks to my wierdo friends. Wanna know what I got? Heres a shortened list, I wont go into details since I got alot. xD

A kimono imported from japan from my mum. <3
A print by Utagawa Hiroshige which is almost bigger than me, also from mum.
A new laptop, compliments of my dad. It actualy works, unlike my old piece of crap.
An epic balloon full of confetti which got popped over my head and covered me in colourful crap which wouldnt get out of my hair.
A haircut - its soooo short, I love it.

Okay, not that interesting so far? Didnt think so. Ill move onto college gifts. Brace yourselves.

Â£5.01p and a massive badge I was forced to wear all day from

A voodoo doll and an alphonse fma hat from

, because im just that psychotic. : D
A cute notepad and an INFLATABLE HUSBAND from my friend Chaz.

Insulting or hilarious You decide. xD

I thought it was piss funny, though if shes inplying something my voodoo doll will come in handy. Be warned Chaz. >: D

So I ran around with an inflatable man (or woman, it was questionable) and a hat that looked like a cross between alphonse and a shark (though only us fans would recognise him as chibi Al) and had alot of fun watching my poor husband 'Saxon Winston Wotson Wilson' (wtf, dont ask) get raped by multiple people. Someone did try and assasinate the poor guy with a compass and someone went as far as stealing him (we later found him in the lift of all places) but still, I think Saxon W.W.W had fun too.

PS; i know im an old lady but please dont abandon me, okiie? :B

PPS; I love you guys for making my birthday so damn wierd. And sorry about today.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox the morale of the story... http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20791582/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20791582/ Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:09:30 PDT

Its veeery fun. Me and

bpoth star as murderers, though poor Kinny gets killed for something my character did. LOL. My character kicks ass. Anyway, enough about that;

tagged me, so I must comply....

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'so get a good dentist and keep those appointments' - does anything eat wasps?

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
*stretches* kyaaaa, hard to do when your lying on your belly. I cant type with one arm.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Top Gear - hells yeahhhh.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
midnight

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:49pm I was just a little off...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing. Tis quiet. Too quiet.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Was at college like the good little student I am.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Deviantart - whoop!

9. What are you wearing?
Pjamas xD polka dot bottoms and a winnie the pooh shirt to be exact.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I was eating noodles. xD

11. When did you last laugh?
Today; was laughing during filming for media - the out takes of the film are hilarious. *bitch slaps Mikey*

12. What are on the walls where you are?
Wallpaper ^_^

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Oh corse. Its Blackpool - duh! Today I saw a table covered in fake blood; a puddle full of fake blood; creepy guy full of fake blood...er...and my friends face coveredin fake blood!

The usual, actualy. Oh, and my drama teacher singing. That was hella funnyyyy. PMSL.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Who cares...?

15. What is the last film you saw?
The one im in

lolz; if an unfinished coursework thing doesnt count, ill have to say 'I know pronounce you Chuck and Larry'.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Your soul.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Im an insanen knife murderer who stabs your unborn children. o.0;

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Create a holiday where people worship me or die >: D

19. Do you like to dance?
*does the carameldansen*

20. George Bush:
Is a jack ass.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I adore the name Bryony. ^^

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Edward is totaly the best name for a boy. Even though it sounds kinda snobbish.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Probably not; I suck at learning new languages. Plus, I get lost in my home town. Id be screwed if I moved away.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
....Im an athiest. But just to humour you all, ill want him to laugh at my desmise just for the lolz.

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
NO xD

]]> ~Hazel-Fox .. .. .. http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20671591/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20671591/ Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:48:42 PDT

I learnt how to animate icons;

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Devious Journal Entry http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20671567/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20671567/ Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:47:30 PDT
PREP
[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[x] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me.
[ ] I canÂt live without my cell phone.
[ ] My hair is always straight.
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[x] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.

= 2 pts

EMO
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday
[x] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! At the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I wear black eyeliner. (sometimes- hardly ever xD)
[ ] My fingernails are black.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.

= 3 pts

NERD
[ ] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses. (used to; contacts now)
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me. (I have no choce. Maths requires it.)
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[x] I always follow the rules. (Im a good girl

)
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes. (Beer tastes horrid so I avoid it T_T)
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me. (I hate failing)
[ ] I always stump people.

= 8 pts

JOCK
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic.
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.

= 1 pt

COMEDIAN
[ ] I'm funny.
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[ ] I always entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[ ] I'm sarcastic.
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.

= 1 pt

GOTH
[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[x] I'm very, very pale. (Cants help that D: )
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothi... ]]> ~Hazel-Fox ENERGY LEGS http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20506159/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20506159/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:37:14 PDT
'So why am I even bothering to update my journal', you ask? Because of this hilarious advert I was just not expecting.

These lego guys came on tv and I told my sister they looked rather gay, and one has an ass chin. e were only messing, of corse, but two second, literally, later, the lego men start making out. Its some wierdo new tv program I have totaly got to watch one day just for the lolz. Its about two gay lego men and their lesbian friends. o.0; Anyway... what else did I want to say? Ho 'bout some random words?

KYO-KYO

Oh, and this; [link] if the most hilarious thing ive seen for ages. KENYANS. xD

'And you'll be running so fast that mother nature will be like SLOW DOWN and you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS.'

I am so sorry. Im hyper off carrot cake and banana cake. Yes; im eating two different types of cake. Yummyyy. x3

Hehe, check it out; how cool are we?

Oh, and serious news? I kinda need to do my personal statement. I was going to do it in generaly studies tday, but we had to talk about politics and crap like that so I didnt have the opportunity.

OVER AND OUT

Can anyone tell me who Roger is? ...

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Cool Beans http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20434665/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20434665/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:10:54 PDT
Oh, and just for your Kinny; RAINBOWS!

+WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...+
I committed suicide:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:

+WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY...+
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Family:

+WOULD YOU...+
Be my friend?:
Keep a secret if I told you one?:
Hold my hand?:
Take a bullet for me?:
Keep in touch?:
Try and solve my problems?:

+HAVE YOU EVER...+
Lied to make me feel better?:
Wanted to kill me?:
Kept something important from me?:
Thought I was unbearably annoying?:

+AND MORE...+
1. Who are you?:
2. Are we friends?:
3. When and how did we meet?:
6. Describe me in one word.:
7. What was your first impression?:
8. Do you still think that way about me now?:
9. What reminds you of me?:
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?:
11. How well do you know me?:
12. When's the last time you saw me?:
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
14. Are you gonna paste this to your journal see what I say about you?:

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Stole! ^^ Letter meme. http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20282630/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/20282630/ Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:27:16 PDT

Dear

, aka LAN...
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok With George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're man enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Eggplant-fetishism.
Go burn,
Pan

Haha, i dont know what to say. This is hilarious. Go do it, all of you! : D

> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I had a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of you... ]]> ~Hazel-Fox Tagged. http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/19603468/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/19603468/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:24:37 PDT [link]

1. Post these rules
2. People Tagged must post 8 things each about themselves in their journals
3. Tag 6 people and post their icons on the same journal
4. Go to their pages and send a message that says you tagged them
5. No Tag-backs

1. Im an athiest who went to a catholic school.
2. Im addicted to amvs - even ones of animes ive never seen.
3. Im easily surprised, and scared of something most random which I cannot name on the internet.
4. I love crack pairings - canons bore me.
5. I have a strange love of drawing gore, but I hate gory horror films.
6. I talk during films and guess the ending, usualy correctly, outloud to the annoyance of anyone nearby.
7. Im uber tall. : D (I wish).
8. I want to cosplay as a guy cause girls are harder and usualy require skirts. :3

Oh, and I tag...

and

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Nyuu? http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/19146860/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/19146860/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:45:48 PDT [link]

Got from

Leave a comment and I will:

a) tell you why I friended you,
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite user pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Update - Help? http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/19076143/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/19076143/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:16:37 PDT 28/100 Jeez, im slow.

If any one has any ideas for drawings, please tell me the number, theme and what you suggest. Thanks. ^_^
-----------------------------------------------------------

1. Introduction [link]
2. Love [link]
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace [link]
6. Break Away
7. Heaven [link]
8. Innocence
9. Standing still [link]
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory [link]
12. Insanity [link]
13. Misfortune
14. Smile [link]
15. Silence [link]
16. Questioning
17. Blood [link]
18. Rainbow [link]
19. Gray [link]
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature [link]
23. Cats [link]
24. No
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow [link]
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain [link]
31. Flowers [link]
32. Night [link]
33. Expectations
34. Stars [link]
35. Hold My Hand [link]

36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still [link]
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family [link]
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought [link]
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead [link]
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67% [link]
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me? [link]
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red [link]
87. Food
88. Pain [link]
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm [link]
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude [link]
100. Relaxation

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Google fun...? http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/18943761/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/18943761/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:40:56 PDT
Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Stacey needs some stability, and she hasn't really experienced love so it would do her good.

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Stacey looks like a stock car.

Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Stacey says with a twinkle in her eye, like I said, "it's magic" Sometimes .... Stacey says, "Affiliate marketing has brought the magic back in my life.

Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Stacey wants to lose weight to get her dream job as an airhostess. But first, Stacey wants to get some "In and Out."

Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Stacey does the happy dance.

Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Stacey Hates It When I'm Right. Especially when PETA started comparing owning pets to owning human slaves.

Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Stacey asks the question of whether such a preposterously retrograde idea could be the basis of a comedy in the 1990s.

Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
Stacey goes to the bingo in Wales.

Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
"Poking things with sticks,Â as Stacey likes to say.

Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Stacey eats teabags for a living Sophie is a dirty dike from brighton who makes toilet roll.

Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Stacey wears a star on her right cheek to remind her mom.

Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Stacey was arrested for assaulting Lena Akesson and alleged drug use.

No tags ^^

]]> ~Hazel-Fox Devious Journal Entry http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/18835393/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/18835393/ Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:43:59 PDT

Needed to update my jouranl, but dont have much news.

My step mum gave birth on the 10th of June to a baby girl called Olivia. Shes cute but cries too much. Babies have attacked my formely peaceful life; my mum, now step mum and next my auntie who is preggers. Not to mention at college. Anyway, ive had enough of babies. They are only cute when you dont have to live with it.

Other news? None. Finished exams, whoop, hate chemistry; gonna drop it, but nothing else to mention realy.

Oh, one other thing - my dad took away my tablet
for no reason whatsoever. He thinks its screwing up the itnernet. So no drawings from me for a while, im afraid.

Oh, as for the mood; well i dunno what mood im in, but the sherlock homes emoticon thing makes me giggle. x3

Extra note: new fma? Hilariously random at the start - but by the end of it I was all WTF NOT HIM! Yes /he/ might die. I wiont putin spoilers for anyone that reads fma. Hehe x3

]]> ~Hazel-Fox ... http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/18542034/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/18542034/ Wed, 28 May 2008 11:00:41 PDT

I have absolutly no news except:

I have a new art style, whoop!
And im gonna fail my exams. Not-so-whoop.

I should be revising. Better do that, actualy. But instead,lets so a random tag I stole from someone:

Music Tag

The rules of the game:

Choose a signer/band/group.
Answer using only titles of their songs.
Tag 6 more people and tell them.

Artist of Choice: Linkin Park

1. Are you male or female?
Forgotten (haha lol)

2. Describe Yourself.
Numb

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Pushing me away

4. How would you describe your friends?
Part of me

5. Describe your current situation(whatever that may be).
Nobody's listening

6. Where would you want to be now?
By Myself

7. How do you feel about love?
Faint

8. What's your life like?
Its going down

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Somehwere I belong

10. Say something wise.
Step up

Tags? Not today. Just do it if you feel like it.

]]> ~Hazel-Fox -insert title- http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/17944283/ http://Hazel-Fox.deviantart.com/journal/17944283/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:50:47 PDT My tablet works when its in the mood, so hopefully more hazely fun soon enough.

DA Friends:

Ohh edit:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, pick at random if you don't have these, ect)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Okay, apparently my life summed up in a movie would have the following soundtrack:

Opening Credits:
Last night on earth - Powerman 5000 (err, okiiieee)

Waking Up:
Ready to die - Andrew WK (A strangely happy song, but disturbing to wake up to)

First Day At School:
All to Blame - Sum41 (Apparently a movie of my life would be depressing)

Falling In Love:
Hall Om Mig (Kinda goes, I guess)

Fight Song:
Tomorow - SR-71 (great song for a fight x3)

Breaking Up:
Byuakuya - DNAngel (Too happy for breaking up)

Prom night:
What I go to school for (oh the irony)

Life:
Violent Pornography - SOAD (xD)

Mental Breakdown:
Fallen Leaves - Billy Talent (*shrug*)

Driving:
Never too Late - Three Days Grace (^_^)

Flashback:
Dead Bodies Everywhere - KoRn (-No comment-)

Getting back together:
Holding out for a Hero - Bonnie Tylor (x3)

Wedding:
At the Begining - Anastacia (awww, I love this song)

Birth of Child:
You Give me Something - James Morrison

Final Battle:
The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars (haha x3)

Funeral Song:
Fast Car - Mutya Buena (Makes me cry D: )

Final Credits:
Wonderful World - James Morrison (awsome song ^^)

]]> ~Hazel-Fox