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]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/19237191/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/19237191/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 14:28:03 PDT Welcome to the HedwigxSnape Club

_{Founded by this strange individual}

This club is BEARLY starting out, so give it a chance, DAMNIT!

What is this club all about?

OH GEE, EINSTEIN. This club is about pointing out the most unnoticed couple in the Harry Potter series: Hedwig and Snape.

Snape's love for Hedwig is RIGHT THERE in your face. It's SO MUCH there in fact that's it's canon.

If you haven't noticed it, you suck.

WHY should I join?

Because you love Hedwig and Snape. You love Hedwig and Snape. You cannot resist it. You love seeing them together. You cannot resist not seeing them together. If one is out of a scene, you WILL cry and bawl until they are together again.

What's in it for me?

There will be contests and prize giveaways, since like, the person running this club has no life whatsoever, OH and you'll get a new watcher too. AWESOME.

Alright, sounds fair...I guess. How do I join?

SIMPLY start watching this club, genius.

How do I submit fanart?

Just note this club the link to your deviantation and your picture will be added to this gallery and it will link your picture to your...picture. That made no sense, but YOU WILL GET IT.

Uh...does my Hedwig have to be a steroid pumped freak like yours is?

75% of the time...wait, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FREAK?! HEDWIG IS SEXY!!

I NEED INSPIRATION

You want it, you got it [link]

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LINKS

[link] Porn
[link] Epic Hedwig and Snape video by ~pirthecatsir
[link] GALLERY

EvilChicky@gmail.com email the owner of this club your outrage or questions.

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http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/19158470/ Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:14:35 PDT [link]

CLICK!!

ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!!

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Hedwig and Snape video

[link]

Made by the AWESOME ~pirthecatsir

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]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/19020053/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/19020053/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:30:13 PDT



]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18477609/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18477609/ Sat, 24 May 2008 10:48:19 PDT Teh Hedwig: -head pops out from a pile of letters all basically reading "Where is Snape?"-

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

I ALREADY TOLD YOU!! HE'S IN THE DAMN FCUKING MIDDLE EAST EATING CRAP OUT OF OSAMA BIN LADIN'S HAIRY STOMACH FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT FCUKING PETER -points over to a tiny deceased mouse- AND THAT DAMNED ROBOT -points over to a pile of screws and acid.-

WHY CAN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THAT?

-Veins pop out of her neck and her voice deepens.-

HE TORE OUT MY HEART AND KILLED IT

-camera zooms into her face revealing deep wrinkles, scars, boogers, and stuff-

NOW I WILL TEAR OUT HIS HEART AND TORMENT IT UNTIL THE END OF TIME UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES FOR WHAT HE'S DONE TO ME.

-world violently rumbles.-

THAT IS ALL.

]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18372643/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18372643/ Sat, 17 May 2008 19:56:35 PDT OH HAY TEH HEDWIG,

CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AMAZING?

LOVE,
YOUR BIIIIIIIIIIIGEST FAN!!







Teh Hedwig: -crushes a can on her forehead.-








MEMBERS




Rules to join this "club" are here [link]

]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18372628/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18372628/ Sat, 17 May 2008 19:54:50 PDT
]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18280423/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18280423/ Sun, 11 May 2008 20:22:26 PDT

TWO QUESTIONS!!



Dear person that runs this club,

Who is Teh Hedwig based off of and where are her personalities from?




Dear (OH DAMNIT, WHY CAN'T ANYONE PUT THEIR NAMES OR SOMETHING?!)

Teh Hedwig is OBVIOUSLY based off of J.K Rowling's Hedwig owl.

Her personalities are based off of the results when you "accidentally" mix Dramamine and cyanide together in a soda can and toss it out a window with two nine-volt batteries locked into each other taped onto the surface.

The unfortunate part is when the blasted thing somehow gets thrown back into the room.

Ka-booooooooooooom!! D:

I'M NOT TRYING TO SOUND SMART OR SOUND FUNNY HERE, I'm just saying what happens when you do that!!

Sincerely,
The owner of this club.




Teh Hedwig: -Sighs and facepalms.-




Dear Teh Hedwig

WHERE IS SNAPE?!!




DEAR (OH, WHAT? YOU CAN'T MENTION YOUR NAME BECAUSE YOU ARE LORD VOLTIMORE?!!!! JUST DIIIIIIIE!!)

SNAPE IS ON "VACATION" IN THE FCUKING MIDDLE EAST. I KICKED HIM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT DAMNED PETER PETTIGREW!!

HE KILLED MY HEART, NOW I WILL BURN HIS!!!!

Love,
Teh Hedwig






MEMBERS




Rules to join this "club" are here [link]

]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18084431/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/18084431/ Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:39:59 PDT
I am quite appalled that you are the Internet Hate Machine version of my beloved Hedwig. What do you have to say for yourself?

-

Teh Hedwig: -puts on glasses and sits on a chair near a typewriter to type this response.-

Dear No Name,
In actuality of this Internet Hate Machine: I'm not even part of the Internet Hate Machine association, although I'd like to be in it...someday. I have dreams. My creator thinks she is some kind of genius for rearranging the letters in the word "the" to make my name original when in reality it just shows she can't even spell a simple word.

I take steroids because they are good for my bones. No one can prove it, and it only works for me. It's probably just my genetics. Don't take steroids for yourself.

In this swirling array of universes, the fact something exists even if you aren't there to witness it is certain proof anything is existent. Even portals. One just needs to fathom how something never viewed before may look like, comprehend its molecules, design it, and finally find the provisions needed, which will be difficult - but possible.

I'm told I'm not real and only a fictional character living within the horrid minds of a disturbed little "gawth" kid - but I feel real. I know I am. I am as real as you and this typewriter I'm typing on.

I am not a thought.

I. Am. Real.

I exist.

Sincerely,
Teh Hedwig

-Finishes typing, steps up from her chair, rips the paper in half and eats it. Goes to a window to look out into the night sky and then sighs.-

I AM real. I know it.




EDIT:
(THE SICK JOKE HERE IS THAT SHE RIPPED THAT OFF OF MARK TWAIN AND ALBERT EINSTEIN.

How that is funny, I don't know. o_o)

]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/17908028/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/17908028/ Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:39:51 PDT
_{DISCLAIMER: Hedwig and Snape belong to J.K Rowling, the warped Internet Haet Machine version belongs to that thing that lives in my head I seldom visit.}

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Letter#1:
Dear Teh Hedwig,

Why are you taking steroids? You don't have to!

From,
Anonymous



DEAR BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!
-Rips the entire letter in half, shoves it into an envelope, pastes a stamp on it, and eats it.-

-Teh Hedwig.


Letter#2:
Dear Kat,

o______________o

*scared for life.*



Dear Scared for life,

WELL, AREN'T YOU A PRETTY LITTLE THING!! I will send Teh Hedwig over to show you my gratitude!!

Love,
Kat



Letter#3:
Dear Teh Hedwig,

Why do you raep Snape with a broom?




Dear WHAT THE HELL? NO NAME?

WELL DEAR NO NAME,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!! -Rams a broom into a watermelon and eats it.-

-Teh Hedwig




That is all for today! Tune in next Friday for MOAR answered questions!!

Send in questions, outrage, or words to EvilChicky@gmail.com. YAAAAAAAAY!!

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]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16957008/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16957008/ Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:49:09 PST Welcome to the HedwigxSnape Club

_{Founded by this strange individual =EvilChicky}

This club is BEARLY starting out, so give it a chance, DAMNIT!

What is this club all about?

OH GEE, EINSTEIN. This club is about pointing out the most unnoticed couple in the Harry Potter series: Hedwig and Snape.

Snape's love for Hedwig is RIGHT THERE in your face. It's SO MUCH there in fact that's it's canon.

If you haven't noticed it, you suck.

WHY should I join?

Because you love Hedwig and Snape. You love Hedwig and Snape. You cannot resist it. You love seeing them together. You cannot resist not seeing them together. If one is out of a scene, you WILL cry and bawl until they are together again.

What's in it for me?

There will be contests and prize giveaways, since like, the person running this club has no life whatsoever, OH and you'll get a new watcher too. AWESOME.

Alright, sounds fair...I guess. How do I join?

SIMPLY start watching this club, genius.

How do I submit fanart?

Just note this club the link to your deviantation and your picture will be added to this gallery and it will link your picture to your...picture. That made no sense, but YOU WILL GET IT.

Uh...does my Hedwig have to be a steroid pumped freak like yours is?

75% of the time...wait, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FREAK?! HEDWIG IS SEXY!!

I NEED INSPIRATION

You want it, you got it [link]

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MEMBERS


~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16873831/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16873831/ Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:04:49 PST Modest-Machina-GO


-insert theme from The Love Boat-

YOU'VE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEDWIG SHALL BE JOINING YOU SOON

AND TO EVERYONE ELSE:

HAPPY HALLMARK DAY!!!!

EDIT:
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!! (Sorry about that.)

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CLUB INFOMATION [link]


]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16859376/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16859376/ Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:11:12 PST
Place a heart ( ) on the picture you like most that has the word "CONTEST" in the title.

!EvilChicky is sorry for not announcing earlier that it's time to vote (mainly because he/she was going through a continuously comical series of SHITSTORMS.)

lol shitstorm

!EvilChicky will also be working on a new icon soon because the typography on this one sucks.

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VALENTINE CONTEST INFO. [link]

CLUB INFOMATION [link]

]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16691211/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16691211/ Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:34:00 PST
BASICALLY, draw Hedwig and Snape in a romantic situation. (It can be disgusting, or cute, WHICHEVER!! YOU'RE THE ARTIST.)

The deadline is February 10 and the winner will be announced on February 14.

Members and non-members will vote on which picture they love by leaving a heart on the picture in THIS gallery (ONLY the pictures in this gallery with the word "CONTEST" in the title.)

VOTING BEGINS FEBRUARY 11 AND ENDS FEBRUARY 13, 11:59P.M, ETC.

The picture with the most hearts from different people WINS.

WINNER
A three month subscription to this freakin' website (if you already have one, then you can choose a friend who should get one.)
Your picture will be featured on this page.
You'll possibly get more watchers..._{(I KNOW, THESE PRIZES ARE LAME, BUT WHAT CAN I DO?!!)}
You'll have an option if you want to receive a folded red construction paper cut-out of a heart through the mail with the words "Valentine Artist Winner" written with my love, sweat and tears. (CREEPY.)
YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU'VE ACTUALLY WON A CONTEST FOR ONCE.

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FOR CLUB INFOMATION
CLICK THIS ----> [link]

]]> ~HedwigxSnape http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16573034/ http://HedwigxSnape.deviantart.com/journal/16573034/ Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:47:43 PST Welcome to the HedwigxSnape Club

_{Founded by this strange individual =EvilChicky (Pay him/her a visit some time.)}

This club is BEARLY starting out, so give it a chance, DAMNIT!

What is this club all about?

OH GEE, EINSTEIN. This club is about pointing out the most unnoticed couple in the Harry Potter series: Hedwig and Snape.

Snape's love for Hedwig is RIGHT THERE in your face. It's SO MUCH there in fact that's it's canon.

If you haven't noticed it, you suck.

WHY should I join?

Because you love Hedwig and Snape. You love Hedwig and Snape. You cannot resist it. You love seeing them together. You cannot resist not seeing them together. If one is out of a scene, you WILL cry and bawl until they are together again.

What's in it for me?

There will be contests and prize giveaways, since like, the person running this club has no life whatsoever, OH and you'll get a new watcher too. AWESOME.

Alright, sounds fair...I guess. How do I join?

SIMPLY start watching this club, genius.

How do I submit fanart?

Just note this club the link to your deviantation and your picture will be added to this gallery and it will link your picture to your...picture. That made no sense, but YOU WILL GET IT.

Uh...does my Hedwig have to be a steroid pumped freak like yours is?

75% of the time...wait, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FREAK?! HEDWIG IS SEXY!!

I NEED INSPIRATION

You want it, you got it [link]

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MEMBERS