http://browse.deviantart.com/journals/?order=5&q=by%3AImBillPardy deviantART RSS for in:journals sort:time by:ImBillPardy en-us Copyright 2013, deviantART.com Wed, 22 May 2013 15:19:35 PDT deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://st.deviantart.net/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Cosplay-The-First-Day-366929943 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Cosplay-The-First-Day-366929943 Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:54:36 PDT Cosplay: The First Day... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2013 ~ImBillPardy
On the ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Cosplay-vs-Nerves-366718666 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Cosplay-vs-Nerves-366718666 Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:57:17 PDT Cosplay vs. Nerves nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2013 ~ImBillPardy
Though there also within that lies my problem, which is I've never seriously cosplayed and now I'm about to take that giant nerdy step forward of putting on an outfit I put time on and show it to a large crowd of people. Yes, I've done random costumes before lik ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-Finally-saw-what-Skrillex-looks-like-311752062 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-Finally-saw-what-Skrillex-looks-like-311752062 Sat, 30 Jun 2012 16:51:01 PDT I Finally saw what Skrillex looks like... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 ~ImBillPardy http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Evil-in-4G-form-309715813 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Evil-in-4G-form-309715813 Thu, 21 Jun 2012 01:42:54 PDT Evil in 4G form nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Kill yourself. Seriously, please kill yourself. There should be law against assholes who literally must put up their phone all through out a damn show to constantly take pictures, videos or pictures and videos of themselves at a show. It is discouraging for the whole entire human race you think people give two shits about you or your sad social life, better yet, you and your grainy, badly lit and terrible sounding videos (same with pictures except take away the sound portion of my comments). Also why is it I was NOT surprised you had no girlfri ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Mmm-it-tastes-like-burning-305251381 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Mmm-it-tastes-like-burning-305251381 Wed, 30 May 2012 02:02:19 PDT Mmm, it tastes like burning nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 ~ImBillPardy
I Have been a long time drinker of your carbonated beverage since I was nothing, but a wee lad remembering the times when us as a society accepted a red spot with sunglasses as a "cool guy." These days though I have become a man. I Have made love to a woman and built a tree out of a house all at once and must complain to you good sir. I Must ask do you have a recipe or ingredients you follow for your main drink 7Up? I Ask because sometimes it tastes delightful and full of a more heavy lemon themed taste. Though others I occasionally grab a case and it tastes like someone spilt the ashes of a deceased relative into the vat.

Like I ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/When-does-a-man-become-a-Hipster-301369641 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/When-does-a-man-become-a-Hipster-301369641 Thu, 10 May 2012 23:12:55 PDT When does a man become a Hipster? nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 ~ImBillPardy
As we grow older we start to notice different things in the world. For one thing we start to become overall more and more cynical assholes. I Am no exception to this "growth" as I haven't listened to a public radio station on my own free will in years. That or I start to see many movies and shows as just getting stale and is no different from a pimp willing to let someone do whatever they want to their ho for the right price. The things we use to love no longer interests us as much. Sure, cars are still awesome, but goddammit I care about shit like fuel efficiency more then anything else now. Then things slowly start to spiral, s ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Who-needs-money-WEEEEEEEEE-258775908 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Who-needs-money-WEEEEEEEEE-258775908 Sat, 17 Sep 2011 00:28:56 PDT Who needs money?! WEEEEEEEEE!!! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Second, HOLY SHIT! Then I spent about $35 or so to see Testament & Anthrax ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Either-I-m-getting-really-old-or-bitter-257651297 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Either-I-m-getting-really-old-or-bitter-257651297 Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:55:17 PDT Either I'm getting really old or bitter... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy
And I didn't go to the anime con this year and right when I didn't the voice actor for Dean Venture is there. Fan-fucking-tastic. I Curse the heavens a ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Okay-252135215 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Okay-252135215 Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:00:06 PDT Okay... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy
http://www.screened.com/heres-what-you-missed-final-destination/128-739/ ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-or-the-TERRORISTS-WIN-Part-7-229457306 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-or-the-TERRORISTS-WIN-Part-7-229457306 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:43:52 PDT Spending or the TERRORISTS WIN! Part 7 nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy Unearth: Darkness In The Light - $9

Games:
Bulletstorm - $16
XBox 360 250GB HDD - free

2 KMFDM tickets - $61

Comics - $41

Total: $127

Goddamn, KMFDM tickets KILLED me, but I haven't been to a show in months now and that KILLS ME slightly more. What slightly kills me more is I keep buying goddamn games. For every game I beat, 2 take it's place. So welcome Bulletstorm! You're literally game number 777 in my collection. Sweet llamas in the Bahamas there better not be anymore goddamn game deals next week. This is starting to murder my wallet and I got to temporary save it by saving up...for sweet, sweet merch money at KMFDM. ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-OR-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-6-217626170 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-OR-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-6-217626170 Sat, 09 Jul 2011 23:45:33 PDT Spending OR THE TERRORISTS WIN! PART 6 nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy -Final Fantasy XIII - $8
-Toy Story 3 - $8
-Medal of Honor - $8

Nintendo DS:
Mario Hoops 3-on-3 - $8

Nintendo Wii:
Ghost Recon - $5
Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 - $5

CD's:
Nick13: Nick13 - $8
Demon Hunter: The World is a Thorn - $8
In Flames: Sounds of a Playground Fading (DLX edition with shirt) - $13

Total: $71

Goddamn Blockbuster 4th of July sale. Not spending it on things to try and blow my face and hands off so instead bought more games...As if I needed them. Well, stupid cheap and stupid awesome buy 1 get 1 free sale. Plus goddamn GoHastings sale for giving me the CD's I want on sale. All beginning of the week stuff, ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-OR-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-5-216135812 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-OR-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-5-216135812 Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:22:08 PDT Spending OR THE TERRORISTS WIN! PART 5 nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy -3D IMax ticket for Transformers: Dark of the Moon - $17
-Join the Awesome Threadless hoodie http://www.threadless.com/product/2597/Join_the_Awesome/tab,guys/style,shirt - $24.50
-My Other Ride Is a Lightcycle hoodie http://www.threadless.com/product/2281/My_Other_Ride_Is_a_Light_Cycle - $24.50
-Comic books - $32
-XBox Live Arcade Unplugged - $5

Total: About $119

Man, I HATE Shia LeBeouf. I Realize now any "attractive" female's self worth is lowered when they're his girlfriend in a movie. That and GOD HELP US if any flying squirrels watch Dark of the Moon for they will go and destroy man with the tactics learn ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-OR-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-4-214943844 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-OR-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-4-214943844 Sat, 25 Jun 2011 14:23:09 PDT Spending OR THE TERRORISTS WIN! PART 4 nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy Metric: Live It Out - $7
Nekromantix: Brought Back To Life...AGAIN - $6
Curve: Come Clean - $2
Eagles of Death Metal: Peace Love Death Metal - $4
Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing - $12
Rock Band 2 polo - $5

Total: $46

Damn GoHastings sale. Damn need for a kart racing game. Damn need for more shirts, but...MORE JOSH HOMME! This is also the first time I haven't ordered a batch of CD's and not get something metal. Which is kinda odd and awkward. ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-or-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-3-217898981 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-or-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-3-217898981 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 13:49:32 PDT Spending or THE TERRORISTS WIN! PART 3 nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy DJ Hero Renegade Turntable stand - $5
Dinner with friends - $30
Summon Night: Twin Age - $7
Total: $54

I Now have 4 DJ Hero Renegade Turntable stands so suffice to say...I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT ANOTHER! I Kinda feel like I want to make some kinda sweet ass fort out of them or just stuff them full of guns like that documentary of Mexico, Desperado. Otherwise not too horribad on spending though considering first concert of the Summer (Nick13) and trying to calm down the excessive. Also I'm curious if I can spend one month without getting anything video game related, which sounds like a horrible losing battle for some ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-or-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-2-218091690 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-or-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-2-218091690 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 00:04:36 PDT Spending or THE TERRORISTS WIN! PART 2 nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Excitebots: Trick Racing (with steering wheel) - $12
Kinect w/ Kinect Adventures - $79
Guys night out - $17
4000 MS Points - $35
2 Super 8 tickets - $21

Total: $164

Yup, kinda went overboard this week. I'm hyped on Dance Central 2 so I finally bought a Kinect after tired of borrowing my friend's and I know now how well to jerk it. Er, the dance, not the...you get it. Guys night out was out to eat and going to a bar, which is deeeeelightful because I don't drink, but I did beat the shit out of a guy at Street Fighter Alpha 3 with my Sakura. I Kinda feel I should take it easy for my sake for next few weeks. ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-or-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-1-218440291 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Spending-or-THE-TERRORISTS-WIN-PART-1-218440291 Fri, 27 May 2011 23:14:50 PDT Spending or THE TERRORISTS WIN! PART 1 nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Week of May/22/2010:

Nintendo W ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/The-More-Things-Change-218533757 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/The-More-Things-Change-218533757 Mon, 23 May 2011 23:45:52 PDT The More Things Change... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~ImBillPardy
You know I have no damn idea. It's kinda like when you keep driving and driving and then you black out and when you wake up you're driving through a cornfield with no windshield and a trail of blood on the tires. So it's like a casual Sunday I guess. ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/How-I-lost-weight-228534203 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/How-I-lost-weight-228534203 Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:38:30 PST How I lost weight... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 ~ImBillPardy
*By fantastic I mean I've been popping awhole lot of pills to try and calm it down and it ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Robot-Chicken-On-Wheels-Tour-230993573 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Robot-Chicken-On-Wheels-Tour-230993573 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:52:03 PDT Robot Chicken On Wheels Tour nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Well...

It was by far one of the worst concerts I've seen.  Mostly because the lead singer did like a 15 minute or so intro of him just talking to the goddamn audience and it was stupid as shit.  Next when the mu ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Society-facepalm-231064745 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Society-facepalm-231064745 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:17:25 PDT Society facepalm nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~ImBillPardy
It's this  http://www.twicon.org/home.html

A Twilight convention?  Are you fucking kidding me?  First I thought this was a joke when I saw it in one of my magazines, then I did a Google search and now...

Now I'm just disappointed in humanity all the more.  Seriously, what the fuck can you do for full three days of this?  I'm gonna dress up like a cocaine fiend with a heart of gold (and a costume contest for BEST l ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-Miss-drawing-231277538 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-Miss-drawing-231277538 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:00:37 PDT I Miss drawing... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~ImBillPardy
That and Megan Fox is still the best CG robot I've seen in Transformers. ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/So-this-is-what-it-means-to-be-Asian-233122391 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/So-this-is-what-it-means-to-be-Asian-233122391 Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:49:19 PDT So this is what it means to be Asian... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~ImBillPardy
And what the fuck is up with the lesbian themed IMVU ads?  Are they implying I should "lez" out online or something?  Plus one of them looks like Tila Tequila, so I immediatly want to cram an ice pick through her nose.  You goddamn crazy kids and your 3D witchcraft... ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Step-1-Sign-of-a-future-murder-233228354 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Step-1-Sign-of-a-future-murder-233228354 Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:14:19 PST Step 1: Sign of a future murder... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~ImBillPardy http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Stalking-made-easy-233542751 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Stalking-made-easy-233542751 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:04:43 PST Stalking made easy! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~ImBillPardy
It's just as bad on my *ahem* "other social networking ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/This-only-happens-when-I-m-trying-to-save-money-233787598 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/This-only-happens-when-I-m-trying-to-save-money-233787598 Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:23:12 PST This only happens when I'm trying to save money... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Was on my other social forum thing and was going through the blogs and one was on "Repo! The Genetic Opera."  So decided to click and read (incase you don't know, watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzgpU25C6fg)and somehow without me knowing they're doing another road tour of the movie where people dress up and the directors show up to screen the movie.  In anycase bought ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-Think-I-have-a-problem-233912817 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-Think-I-have-a-problem-233912817 Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:41:29 PST I Think I have a problem... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Console wise: 13 (NES, Super Nintendo, 2 Nintendo 64's, Gamecube, Wii, DS Lite, Game Boy Color, Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, Playstation 2, XBox 360 Elite)

Controller wise: 60
-PS1/PS2: Playstation controller, 3rd Party Playstation, 3 Playstation Dualshocks, Playstation 2 Dualshock controller, Resident Evil 4 chainsaw, Tekken 5 arcade stick, 2 GunCon, Street Fighter Akuma fightpad, Logitech wireless, 2 Dragon Quest blue slime
-16-bit: 2 Genesis, 3 Super Nintendo
-Gamecube: 3 controllers, 1 arcade stick
-Dreamcast: 2 controllers, 2 keyboards
-360: 2 co ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Pillow-Fights-and-Accidental-Murder-234470532 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Pillow-Fights-and-Accidental-Murder-234470532 Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:20:16 PST Pillow Fights and Accidental Murder nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/COULDA-BEEN-ME-234931250 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/COULDA-BEEN-ME-234931250 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:58:34 PDT COULDA BEEN ME! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
One of those words that echo through your head when you could've had a life changing experience.  Possibly it could be a victim of a car crash or picking up that gun and been the one to shoot Ronald Reagan for the love of Jodie Foster.  I had one such moment this past week when an unknown caller called me at work.  First I thought "ain't no thang" and decided to forget about it.  Then my other friend Gabe called me and I answered and he told me these words.

"Dude, remember that 93.3 sponsored Rock Band tour?  Well it turns out they're not sponsored by them, but instead it's MTV and they're holding a contest for people to g ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Say-they-re-gay-and-I-ll-punch-your-armpit-235681530 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Say-they-re-gay-and-I-ll-punch-your-armpit-235681530 Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:37:40 PDT Say they're gay and I'll punch your armpit nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs&eurl=http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86546&page=32

Watch it!  WATCH IT AND LEARN WHY THEY WILL KICK YOUR ASS! ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/THIS-is-your-Batman-236031240 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/THIS-is-your-Batman-236031240 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:48:12 PDT THIS is your Batman! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p159/Comic_Vine/batsngoat.jpg

Seriously, I enjoyed the hell out of Dark Knight though. ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Loud-music-sun-suck-236043971 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Loud-music-sun-suck-236043971 Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:50:15 PDT Loud music + sun = suck nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
-Black Dahlia Murder (w/ Hate Eternal and Decrepit Birth)
-Gigantour (featuring High on Fire, Job for a Cowboy, Children of Bodom, In Flames, Megadeth)
-Tiger Army (w/ War Tapes and Unseen)
-Dethklok (w/ Chimaira and Soilent Green)
-Rush

Today I just got done with Mayhem Fest (featuring Switchpin, Red Chord, 36 Crazy Fists, Suicide Silence, Black Tide, Underoath, Five Finger Death Punch, Walls of Jericho, Machine Head, Airbourne, Mastodon, Dragonforce, Disturbed and Slipknot) and few quick notes about that concert before I pass out.

-I can hold my pee for over 12 hours with no problem
-Never ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Should-I-have-236366362 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Should-I-have-236366362 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:30:28 PDT Should I have...? nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
I kind of have an odd question...

A few weeks ago I went to a metal concert and I was in the pit (or more so pit's were randomly forming, but that's another story) and I was doing my usual routine while ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Recession-Awesome-236483465 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Recession-Awesome-236483465 Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:56:30 PDT Recession = Awesome nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
So I imagine by next year when gas prices exceed $4 on a national scale, anarchy will ensue.  Anarchy to the point where we will no longer pay for gas...WE WILL KILL FOR GASOLINE!  Also instead of wearing t-shirts and jeans, we will be wearing leather, feathers and appar ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/KONGA-FOR-YOUR-SOUL-236642519 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/KONGA-FOR-YOUR-SOUL-236642519 Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:40:15 PDT KONGA FOR YOUR SOUL! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/05/0528%20Amy%20Winehouse%20bongos/gallery_main/gallery_main-0528_amy_winehouse_bongos_00.jpg

SO PREPARE YOURSELF!  YOU MUST KONGA AND CLAP YOUR WAY THROUGH ROCK LOBSTER FOR YOUR VERY ESSENCE!  SHE'LL BE WAITING! ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Reality-Show-Idea-236710642 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Reality-Show-Idea-236710642 Mon, 26 May 2008 23:37:26 PDT Reality Show Idea... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
No, no it isn't people put into gory traps and debating or trying to find ways to survive, but it is kinda close.  No the idea I have consist of kidnapping a random person and dropping them somewhere with no ci ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Bored-or-uber-chic-236883007 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Bored-or-uber-chic-236883007 Sat, 10 May 2008 19:50:23 PDT Bored or uber chic? nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
So today I got done with work and kinda didn't want to play video games, but instead do something productive and so I decided to clean.  Somehow I settled on organizing all my shirts (also because I kinda blurted to my friend number of shirts I "may" have and she was horrified and that made me curious to see if I had as many as I imagined).  So after work I folded abunch of my shirts, since it's kinda my way of just not thinking (and BTW TOTALLY heterosexual!  So yes, there exists heterosexual males who fold their clothes and a ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Faking-orgasms-IN-STEREO-236954640 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Faking-orgasms-IN-STEREO-236954640 Sun, 04 May 2008 02:23:33 PDT Faking orgasms...IN STEREO! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
You know though ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Time-to-go-deaf-this-year-237107343 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Time-to-go-deaf-this-year-237107343 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:49:03 PDT Time to go deaf this year... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Yay summer!

May 29 - Tiger Army
June 5 - Rush (I'll find a goddamn way...)
June 12 - Dethklok (if they would take off the GODDAMN TICKETMASTER PRESALE SO I CAN BUY THEM LIKE A FRIGGIN HUMAN BEING.  Go ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/YOGA-237146633 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/YOGA-237146633 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:20:36 PDT YOGA! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
You know, I was kinda debating on getting this.  Though no, not for reasons of losing weight or whatever it was "intended" for.  No, my reason is to one day gather my friends together (most likely wasted) and someone drunk stands on the board, while everyone else circles around them and starts chanting "YOGA!  YOGA!  YOGA!"  As they throw money down and bet how long they can stand on the board.

Though this dream or "fantasy" always ends in either a riot ensuing, everything being lit on fire, a fist fight for all of the ab ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Oww-237176100 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Oww-237176100 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:04:31 PDT Oww... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-have-a-friend-named-Mike-D-237308165 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-have-a-friend-named-Mike-D-237308165 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:38:35 PDT I have a friend named Mike D... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
"AWWWW YEAAHHH!!!!  Lookie here America!  I got the muthafuckin Beastie Boy Mike D. ON SPEED DIAL!  Now I can call him whenever ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Castration-through-fire-237465746 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Castration-through-fire-237465746 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:00:30 PDT Castration through fire nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
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I've been watching it for the past hour and man...as a country we are FUCKED. ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Insomnia-Ramblings-237965650 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Insomnia-Ramblings-237965650 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:01:03 PST Insomnia Ramblings nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
In anycase Brian, Nathan, the checkout person and the mail woman behind us in line crack up.  Soon as we left Nathan turned to me and said "Dude, you made a muthafuckin mail lady crack up!  You ripped th ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Mmmm-nicotine-238000041 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Mmmm-nicotine-238000041 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:47:58 PST Mmmm, nicotine nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~ImBillPardy
No, not because I'm under stress or because it looks cool (Solid Snake for example), but because OF THOSE FUCKING TRUTH ADS.  Jesus Christ, does anyone watch those commercials thinking to themselves "Hmm, I'm not annoyed and instead I've never had any idea of these OBVIOUS OUTDATED FACTS."  Seriously, every goddamn one of those stupid commercials always begin with "A study from the eighties" or "A study from the nineties" as in GET SOME RECENT FUCKING INFO.

Jesus if people who smoke don't know that, hell if common people in general don't know smoking is bad then you shouldn't be warning or telling them, you ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/How-bored-are-you-238728317 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/How-bored-are-you-238728317 Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:43:01 PST How bored are you...? nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy -QFT (It's good to know that whenever I hear that people standing on soapboxes and screaming heresy on who maybe a witch still lives.  "She's a witch!"  "Quoted for truth!"  "WHAT MADNESS DID HE SPEAK?!  HE'S A WITCH AS WELL!"  Or at least how I like to imagine it before it goes all shitty M. Night Shamalayn and someone wanders infront of a truck.  Damn his terrible movies, ruining my witch trial dreams).
-LMAO
-LOL
-ROFL (I can't help but imagine when someone types that, that somewhere someone is choking on a Cracker Jack and rolling around in the g ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Two-men-walk-into-a-store-WERE-NOT-GAY-238806383 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Two-men-walk-into-a-store-WERE-NOT-GAY-238806383 Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:00:34 PST Two men walk into a store...WERE NOT GAY! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Last week I just got out of class and I figured I was going to have a fun day napping before I go to work (hooray for needless time wasting!).  Instead my friend Nathan called me and asked if I wanted to hang out.  I figured sure, why the hell not...

So I'm gonna skip the part where I arrive at his house and blah, blah.  In anycase we decided to go to the mall because he needed to get some wine glasses for his house because his dog had knocked over his wifes' glasses.  So we go Crate & Barrel and soon as we walked in an odd feeling crept over.

As we walked in we noticed that it was no sa ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-GOT-IT-238956840 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-GOT-IT-238956840 Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:33:04 PDT I GOT IT nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
I got Guitar Hero III today...

How is it?

I just got done playing co-op with my friend for basically over two and a half hours.  Yes...

Yes...

IT IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE!  CHRIST, BATTLE MODE IS THE MOST STUPID FUN IVE HAD IN AWHILE IN A GAME WITH A FRIEND!

So eat it Halo 3!  EAT IT!

Now I just need to wait for my other copy of the game with all the extras and I'll be more then set (yes, I', gonna have two copies of Guitar Hero III each with their own guitar)...

Also now to debate if I should ditc ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-giggled-for-a-blue-hedgehog-239097043 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/I-giggled-for-a-blue-hedgehog-239097043 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:04:23 PDT I giggled for a blue hedgehog nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
It's really sad that as soon as I do my daily Smash Bros. website check and saw that I immediately giggled and my face turned red with joy over a hedgehog with his chest and stomach in the open.  Yeah, really sad...

It was almost so bad I was tempted to text my friend Nathan AKA Sweet Chinchilla "OMG!!  Sonic is in Smash Bros!!!!!  AWESOME :D"  And that would be the only time I would ever use an emoticon without ripping my own genitals out.  Yes, there's still love for Sonic despite his games these days basically being on par with...a monkey rape.  It's terrible, you don't know how you go ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Soon-i-amp-039-ll-need-a-douche-bag-239418695 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Soon-i-amp-039-ll-need-a-douche-bag-239418695 Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:27:55 PDT Soon i'll need a douche bag... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
I ask this simply because today I went to the store with my friend and as we were driving back and I basically said "Boy this going to sound sad...but I can't wait to go home and shave with these new razors so I don't look like (Yes, I said the next part incase youre wondering) a kitty cat man."

What the fuck is happening to me?

Where the fuck did my balls go, if I go refer to shaving as me being a kitty cat man...actually, what the fuck is a kitty cat man and why did I even say that?  Like somewhere along the lines I'm either going more insane or once y ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Shitting-my-guts-out-239550771 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Shitting-my-guts-out-239550771 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:38:27 PDT Shitting my guts out... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Nipples-239823482 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Nipples-239823482 Sat, 28 Jul 2007 14:31:45 PDT Nipples nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
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Yes, seriously, why do we?

I mean girls have it so they can develop milk for children, but guys, not so much.  Sure there may have been that report about a man feeding a family of possums with what he said was milk from his bosom (needless to say he was declared a witch and burnt, seriously, I learned it in middle school), but majority of guys...not going to be shooting the ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Blame-it-on-the-cough-syrup-239834194 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Blame-it-on-the-cough-syrup-239834194 Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:15:19 PDT Blame it on the cough syrup nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
I think there's something wrong with that, then again when I look back at that I'll blame it on the Ny-Quil. ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Anal-Bum-Covers-240013993 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Anal-Bum-Covers-240013993 Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:26:03 PDT Anal Bum Covers nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
I work at a toy store and you know, there's something that really bothers me.  We sell these plastic claw things kids use to grab things by squeezing a part of the handle.  You know, nothing wrong with that, that is until they hand it to the parents so they can look at other toys, that's when it goes COMPLETELY WRONG.  That's when I see ol dad, frisky as ever start pinching his wife with it.  She starts giggling, it isn't until she giggles some more is when he goes for the BUTT AND SQUEEZES AWAY.  Th ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Am-i-pretty-now-mommy-240048087 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Am-i-pretty-now-mommy-240048087 Sun, 01 Jul 2007 22:15:24 PDT ...Am i pretty now mommy? nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Goddamn Comedians of Comedy for giving me the idea ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Worst-way-to-die-240088455 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Worst-way-to-die-240088455 Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:32:49 PDT Worst way to die... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
You know how shitty that ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/HOLY-CRAP-FREE-SHIT-240122570 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/HOLY-CRAP-FREE-SHIT-240122570 Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:43:06 PDT HOLY CRAP! FREE SHIT! nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Cocaine-is-a-hell-of-a-drink-240459107 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Cocaine-is-a-hell-of-a-drink-240459107 Sat, 12 May 2007 19:22:45 PDT Cocaine is a hell of a drink nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
I say that because I'm slowly coming down from a Cocaine i drank at 8AM and it's 8:15 right now.  I say coming down and that the kid is a puss because since the time i drank it my heart's been beating 2-4 beats a second.  I even took a nap and i realized it was still beating like mad.  Also take note that this was only 1/3 a can since my friend Ritch bogarted most of my stash.

Though this isnt my first time drinking it, I got to believe that this time the can must've had some actual cocaine because ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Your-ass-shouldnt-say-any-words-I-understand-240554919 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Your-ass-shouldnt-say-any-words-I-understand-240554919 Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:31:05 PDT Your ass shouldnt say any words I understand nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
I wish those days could be over, but we will never learn and this world will continue to plummet to hell.  One such evidence of that is probably sweat pants with words on the ass.

Now I'm not one to bitch about the female figure (since majority of my crap posted is basically females), but I won't sink so low as to make an excuse to blame literacy as to why I'm staring at somegirl's ass when she tells me i shouldn't ]]> http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Decypher-this-240573330 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Decypher-this-240573330 Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:53:57 PDT Decypher this... nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Dry-humping-a-guitar-240828048 http://imbillpardy.deviantart.com/journal/Dry-humping-a-guitar-240828048 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:08:35 PDT Dry-humping a guitar nonadult journals/personal ImBillPardy http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imbillpardy.jpg?1 Copyright 2007-2013 ~ImBillPardy
Is it stupid I want to spend this much money on something?

http://www.redoctane.com/guitarhero2x-bundlegigbag.html

Now before you say "yes you dumb asian bastard, buy this before Y2K8 happens and the cybernetic dolphins take over all electronics" just take note of these things.  First, I have Guitar Hero 1 and 2 on PS2 (along with 3 different guitars).  Second I don't have a 360.  Now this may seem excessive (in the smallest sense possible) just note these other facts.  A. the Xbox360 Elite is coming out soon with bigger hard drive and black (if that has anything to do with anything) B. my friend is getting it (a ]]>