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Over the hills and far away.

Mother duck said "Get your waterproof butts back here now before I use you to make pillow stuffing!" then was sited for child abuse when the incident was caught on a cell phone camera and posted on YouTube.

The End.



]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/25756577/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/25756577/ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:39:04 PDT Rule #2: Drop Fireworks.
Rule #3: Run like hell.

Yep.

I still smell like gunpowder.



]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/23505237/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/23505237/ Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:52:50 PST I'm not payin that kinda money for that.
So then I remember "Hey, I have all the stuff I need to make my own. Screw you, hot topic. I'll go make my own chains."

So yeah, I decided to make a bracelet out of Stainless Steel rings. It's a thick gauge of metal too. So I'm having to use 2 sets of pliers to bend and link the rings together.

Took 2 hours. Got a shiny new bracelet, but now my hands are bruised and blistered.

Next time I'm wearing gloves..

*wanders off to put more ice on her hands*

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/21558012/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/21558012/ Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:26:33 PST I nearly become ill whenever I'm out at places like the mall or tourist traps.
People are so...

Self absorbed, I suppose.
I walked by one of those Christmas wish trees where poor kids tell people what they want for Christmas so others can pick them up.
I saw no names on the cards.
Only "Boy 8 years old would like: Age appropriate toy."

That was on most of the cards.
One card even said "6+ package of underwear"

It made me wonder if they even asked the kids what they wanted, or if they just copped out.

When I peeked into the box that people were supposed to drop the shopping bags I saw only 1 bag carelessly chucked in there with its content strewn about the bottom.
I think it was a few packages of shirts from what I could see.

I'm not sure what my point is leading to, really.

Maybe I'm getting sick of people because it just seems as if they've all stopped caring.

When I express an interest in how someone is actually doing that I don't know I get looked at like I'm crazy.
How dare I give a damn?
What audacity could I possibly possess to take 2 minutes to focus on someone other than the people I have regular contact with?

Crazy, isn't it?

I'm waiting for that redeeming moment the human race is far overdue for.
We are here for something more than reproducing and consuming, right?
Right?

The audacity of wishful thinking.

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/21055417/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/21055417/ Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:12:17 PDT
If you've never seen Rocky Horror in a theater with audience participation encouraged I strongly recommend that you do.
So much fun.

Neat part was during the part of the movie where people are supposed to throw a deck of cards everywhere. One landed right on my chest face down, and when I flipped it over it was the king of hearts.
I'm not sure if that means anything, but I thought it was cool. Out of all 54 cards (counting jokers) from dozens of decks flying everywhere what were the odds?

Anywho, fabulous night, it's past 2 am, and I'm gonna pass out now.
Night~

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/20242915/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/20242915/ Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:46:38 PDT
I've always had a blonde fetish myself.
Man...
Woman...
Anything walking upright....
If they're blonde I'll stop and take a long lingering second glance.

Pick your poison.


Stuff I belong to...
I think:


]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/19306165/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/19306165/ Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:05:08 PDT
KICK ASS

Yes, it was last night,and my ears are still ringing.

The opening acts were Black Stone Cherry and Theory of a Dean Man. So awesome.
Best part: NO SEATS standing room only. I was literally 10 feet away from uber sweaty leather clad eye candy.

Another best part: I was practically pressed up against the smexiest guy there in the crowd. I was in heaven. Didn't say anything to him, but I doubt what I was thinking would be appropriate for a first random encounter.

All in all, the entire thing rocked. Money well spent.

*slaps on her shine down concert shirt and starts singing 45*

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/18887101/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/18887101/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:47:51 PDT Sunday I found the complete X-men animated series for dvd!!
YAAAAY!

I'm so happy
77 episodes=38 (or something like that ) hours of mind numbing eye candy

Squeeeee.....

so happy...

*twitches*



]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/18026651/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/18026651/ Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:31:21 PDT
Swiss Family Robinson on crack.

That's about it.

Later~

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/16882132/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/16882132/ Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:37:55 PST Bored out of my skull...
I'm supposed to like..
Not be doing this kinda stuff, but I'm too far into the stages of ennui to really care.

I wanna go home and take a nap...
What I really miss is naptime from like kindergarten where you busted out the cheap mats that was roughly an inch of foam rubber and started snoozing on the middle of the floor.
We need to make that mandatory...
Around 3 pm everyone gets out their lil mats and sprawls out on the floor for a nap.
As for the people that don't wanna take a nap we bash their heads in with a crowbar so they'll shut up.
Inconsiderate bastards, whining while others are trying to have naptime...

yaaaay naptime!



]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/16181291/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/16181291/ Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:38:19 PST I really do..
I spent the entire night trying to find creative ways of breathing.
I think I tried everything shy of shoving straws up my nose, but mind you I was sorely tempted.

Ugh....
This sucks so bad...

Now that my whining is out of the way, Just thought I'd let peoples know I'm going to be working on cleaning up my tribals enough to make prints out of them.
I dunno if anyone will buy em, but I'm gonna try.

If that turns out well I'll be adding more designs in the future.

If this cold doesn't kill me...


]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/14293901/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/14293901/ Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:31:45 PDT
Yeah, that wall's bein a bitch to me right now. I'm thinkin it might because I'm stuck in my room when I'm writing them out on my comp. So perhaps a laptop would be a wise investment that way I can get up and without severing me from actually getting something accomplished.

just a thought at the moment
(like anyone even reads this )

The entire thing ish makin me not enjoying sleep as much as I used to since all my ideas come from dreams...
Or random mental tangents that eventually form into an idea, but whatever.

ish all one massive BLAAAAH



]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/13932803/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/13932803/ Sun, 29 Jul 2007 20:40:30 PDT Yes, the loving holiday of bliss came to a screeching halt, and I shan't bore you with the details.
However it's led me to delete all the deviations that I did for/about the ex.
if you liked these, I'm sorry, but I really don't feel like staring at them on here.

Anyway, now that I've gotten that outta the way, I'm off to stare blankly at a word doc as I attempt to force myself to write something.

Later~

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/13756988/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/13756988/ Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:37:20 PDT yeah
still got nuthin


]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/12337036/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/12337036/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:48:07 PDT I'm working on several stories that require me to actually know something about different religions, so I have done something I have never done before...

I bought a bible...

Shocking, I know, but I did it...
And I feel weird now...
Not funny weird..
More like an icky covered in slime weird...
I felt weird the moment I stepped into the christian book store. For one thing the air felt thicker and I had this really uneasy feeling like someone was watching me. Turned out to be the lady at the cash register kinda looking at me like I was missing my head.

Might have been because I was wearing my "I'm no longer a danger to society" shirt, but that's just a guess.

Anyway, so I'm in the book store looking for a bible...
I found just about everything BUT a bible. Stress management, healing with faith, childrens books, even some kinda 'sex and christianity' book, but no bibles.

At this point I was like "WTF I just want a stupid bible!"

Then I found them. It was a big shelf in the very back of the store, so I start looking for a basic king james bible. I found about 500 different kinds of bibles that were 'revised new editions' so I'm standing there going "Okay... did something new happen that no one told me about...?"

But what really blew everything out of the water was that I found one kind of leather bound bibles called "soft touch" or something. But on the packaging there was a spot where the leather was exposed and on the package it said "Touch me!"
Am I the only one creeped out by that? Honestly!

After that disturbing experience, I finally found a plain king james bible for 5 bucks, so I grabbed it and made my way to the cash register. as I was paying for it I couldn't help getting this big smirk on my face, because little did the lady at the cash register know, but I was probably going to ruin the book highlighting passages and ripping out pages for quick references, but I suppose the biggest source of my amusement was that when I placed the bible into my shopping bag I shoved it right next to the book of spiritual guides and summoning witchcraft that I had gotten earlier.

So on the way home I kept looking at my shopping bag wondering how long it would be before it burst into flames...


Now off to find a high lighter!


]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/11882901/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/11882901/ Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:15:12 PST 's journal, and I thought it was interesting so I thought I'd see what happens.

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
· Stone Temple Pilots- Sex Type Thing
Ha! that's a great start.


Will you get far in life?
· Smash Mouth- Fallen Horses
Apparently not if I'm on a horse...

How do your friends see you?
· Korn- Justin
... That's my boyfriend's name.. So my friends see me as a man? Sweet

Will you get married?
· Jerry Cantrell- She Was My Girl
Hm.. I was supposed to marry a woman?

What is your best friend's theme song?
· Marcy's Playground- Poppies
There you are, Debi!! LOL!

What is the story of your life?
· Diamond Rio- Imagine That
That'll work, I live in my own imagination lol

What is high school like?
· Cee Lo- Do you like the way
Heh.. I didn't actually.

How can you get ahead in life?
· Bon Jovi- Never Say Goodbye
hey.. good answer! ^_^

What is the best thing about your friends?
· Matchbox 20- Kody
I have a friend named Kodie...

What is in store for this weekend?
· The Who- Baba O'Riley
o_O

To describe your grandparents?
· Cruxshadows- Insomnia
That's pretty accurate.

How is your life going?
· Spin Doctors- Off my Line
That'll work lol

What song will they play at your funeral?
· The Rolling Stones- Parachute Woman
Um... Okay... o_O

Will you have a happy life?
· Robert Schumann- In the Evening
I guess I will be in the evenings... lol

What do your friends really think of you?
. Garth Brooks- Unanswered Prayers
... I'm not sure how to respond tho this..

Do people secretly lust after you?
· Adam Sandler- Chanukah Song Part II
I guess Jewish people do...

How can I make myself happy?
· Creed- Never Die
Ha! Hell yeah, baby!

What should you do with your life?
· Cruxshadows- Even Angels Fall
Bag me a fallen angel! Woot!

Will you ever have children?
· Genitortures- Touch Myself
I'm guessing that's a no


Well, that was fun ^_^






Tag! yer it!

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/11872002/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/11872002/ Sun, 18 Feb 2007 18:10:49 PST Sitting on my computer..
staring at me internet window..
The internet is a glorious thing...
Here I have the world's knowledge at my fingertips...
Anything I could possibly want to know I could find in an instant...
Millions of websites that could unviel the myteries of the universe, and all I have to do is look...

And I'm bored out of my flippin skull.
I think I'll take a nap.
later


]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/11204752/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/11204752/ Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:37:10 PST I'm in another slump

I can't think of anything...
nope
nothing
natta
Zippity doo daaa
It's frustrating...
I think it's the left overs from all the stress of the holidays...
pfffft

I think my brain went numb again from boredom...
*pokes numb brain*
hehe.. squishy...
*pokepokepoke*

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/10854992/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/10854992/ Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:01:37 PST
whipped cream and tacos, while harmless seperate, should in no way shape or form be comsumed within close proximity at any given time...

never make rude jokes about brother-in-law's mother while she is within the vacinity. That woman can hear a pin drop in a hurricane if it MIGHT be talking about her.

Whoever invented the plastic wrap that covers cd and dvd cases is a freakin sadist. Must pummel him/her into the ground along with the dumb ass that made lawn gnomes..
creepy ass gnomes...

I swear the lawn gnomes are up to something...
Them and the damn lawn flamingos...
Yeah.. I'm onto you, lawn flamingos...

Lawn flamingos are really plotting to take over. Need to gain more information in order to build case to show the FBI.



]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/10121263/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/10121263/ Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:24:19 PDT I'm more or less posting something for the hell of it.
So yeah.
I've just wasted 10 seconds of your life by having you read this.
And yer not getting it back.
The bunny took it.
(Y)
( '-')o *poke*
c(")(") ]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/9695879/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/9695879/ Fri, 11 Aug 2006 21:09:49 PDT *tosses confetti*
And as usual...
It was just another day
yup
exciting, huh?
I never get excited on my birthday...
It's basically a day where you look back on the previous year and realize
"Hmm.. I haven't accomplished a damn thing... yay."
I think they should count backwards for age....
because if you did you'd at least know how many years you had left to waste.

When yer old and feeble you turn like 4 you're like "Welp, only four more years before I can take my dirt nap... I think I'll rob a bank... I'll just blame senility."

I think it'd be pretty neat.
But then again I'm crazy...
Oh well, I'm gonna go bury my face in the rest of my cake and read smut until I pass out from either exhaustion or boredom.
Should be lots o fun ^_^
Later ]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/9378501/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/9378501/ Fri, 14 Jul 2006 18:22:57 PDT Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's mainly what I am. Nonsense and jibbering

It just makes me wonder if I should put this *free* space to better use... Some people have entries that could double as novels, not that I'm pointing any fingers...
*cough*arc*cough*
Kinda makes me wonder if I take what I have for granted...
Not everyone has the oppertunity to just rant on and on...
and on...
for everyone to read.
Or not read since a journal is nothing more that boiling pot of random thoughts and opinions that in the grand scheme of things amounts to about the same as an ant's favorite color.
Can ants see in color....? hmm.. *puts that on her obscure questions to ask list*
Now.. where was I getting to...
Damn...
I forgot...

I'm sure I had a point building up somewhere... *looks under the desk*
Well.. this is awkward...

Umm...
Look! A penguin!!

*runs away* ]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8950272/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8950272/ Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:41:01 PDT sorta...
there's a coffe shop that's gonna be opening nearby, and the owners might hire me ta paint murals all over the place
I'm thinkin of things I could do, but I already know one part I'm gonna do my freaky eye patterns
I those
Anywho, wish me luck!
]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8950271/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8950271/ Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:40:59 PDT sorta...
there's a coffe shop that's gonna be opening nearby, and the owners might hire me ta paint murals all over the place
I'm thinkin of things I could do, but I already know one part I'm gonna do my freaky eye patterns
I those
Anywho, wish me luck!
]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8886337/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8886337/ Fri, 26 May 2006 18:23:48 PDT Just got fired today!
Why, I have no clue, but oh well.
The only reason he gave was "We don't feel that you're doing what we need you to."
I was just looking at him like this

And I was thinking 'I'm not doing the jobs of three people and kissing your ass at the same time ya balding flabby bastard.'
But it doesn't matter, I was thinking about quitting anyway.
He just saved me a month's worth of debating.
]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8591954/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8591954/ Wed, 26 Apr 2006 13:13:42 PDT Hello all you beautiful people!
guess what?!
I'm bored as hell!
Weeeee!

I'm thinking about setting something on fire...
Maybe my sister's car...
It's a piece of shit anyway..
Just set it on fire and push it off a cliff in a fit of maniacal laughter...
Sounds like a plan ta me!
Later!
]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8405250/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8405250/ Sat, 08 Apr 2006 06:49:28 PDT I'm bored...
Waitin til I gotta go into work...
I wanna whack someone with a tray...
I think I'll whack my trainer with a tray..
then I'll steal his left shoe...
Just to add insult to injury...

And if you're reading this, Skippy...
You better watch yer back...
Yeah..
I'm gonna get you for eatin my pants...


]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8137650/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/8137650/ Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:59:38 PST You better answer or I'll stare at you awkwardly while making obscene hand gestures until you cry like a baby platypus.

Okay..

If it's a penny for your thoughts, and you toss your in where does the extra penny go...?

Ponder this and try not to get a brain cramp.

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7995196/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7995196/ Fri, 24 Feb 2006 23:59:01 PST another night at the club...
spent 6 hours there...
And I can't drink...
*grumbles about stupid laws*
But I enjoyed watching everyone else getting drunk off their asses...
Josh got pissed because the bartender cut him off.
Man Josh was severly toasted.
He kept forgetting he spent all his money.
had to check his wallet 7 times before he got the hint that he had nothing left to spend.
Damnit.. I feel like I have a hang over.. head is killing me...
And I did this really neat drawing on the back of a flier, but I forgot it on the dancing cage floor.
XD
looooong night...
I'm tired...
Night peoples ]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7827899/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7827899/ Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:49:43 PST

The stands alone...

]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7647197/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7647197/ Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:16:12 PST *falls over*
one of the draw backs to having a bunch of friends in a band...
They expect you to go to every show...
I didn't get home til...
4am...
my head ish killin me..
Still, it was fun.. specially when mike the bass player slipped and fell right on his ass mid song...

*passes out on the couch*
]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7613974/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7613974/ Sun, 15 Jan 2006 19:14:19 PST
very bored...
Bored bored bored...
How bored you ask?


Bored enough to glue my left hand to my desk...

I'm typing only with my right hand...

My left is still stuck...

**ten minutes ago**
"I'm bored... Hey.. there's some glue...
Hmmm... I wonder.."
**five minutes ago**
"Okay.. I got the glue on my hand...
Now what... Well.. there's my desk..."
**Now**
"Well shit..."

It seemed like a neat idea at the time... ]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7596055/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7596055/ Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:46:58 PST
Happy Friday the 13th everone!!!

*throws black cats at everyone* ]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7533629/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7533629/ Sat, 07 Jan 2006 08:20:24 PST Very ow...
Ever try to take a desk chair with wheels down a long hall going full speed then try to spin at the same time...?
If you haven't then don't...
if you have...
Fun ain't it?
Until you crash into a wall...

*limps away* ]]> ~InsanitysBlessing http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7521031/ http://InsanitysBlessing.deviantart.com/journal/7521031/ Thu, 05 Jan 2006 19:51:29 PST fun to eat..
Man I'm out of it today...
Not that I'm ever "in to it" to begin with.
*rants on about cheese for five minutes*
I'm sleepy..
good night
]]> ~InsanitysBlessing