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                <title>My Absence Has Not Made the Heart Grow Fonder</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:01:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This gallery will still remain intact, but do not expect many updates. I'm getting my own portfolio site together that will feature more than what is seen here.<br /><br />Thank you all. <br /><br />Jack<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Black People Love Slayer</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:53:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That they do. <br />
<br />
I saw Slayer and half of Lamb of God. Amazing. I caught 2 of Kerry King's picks (only held onto one though.)<br />
<br />
They're what I needed to let all this aggrivation out (see previous entry) and I'm ready to do things my way again. <br />
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Be ready. beware.<br />
<br />
Jackie ooooooh....God! ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Banished</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:14:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yesterday was my first day back after a 4 week banishment period, for which I still have no idea as to why I was banished. The Higher-Ups attributed it to obscene and offensive remarks I had made to another member. They, however, had no proof, just the word of another admin.<br />
<br />
As you can probably predict, I have a few choice words for those low down Higher-Ups:<br />
<br />
You fucks. I was nothing but respectful to your during the entire duration of this banishment, and you cunts could'nt even give me the courtesy to know what was said or who it was said to so I could even make some kind of amends! You corrupt pieces of shit, how dare you! All you had was the word of a couple other people, I was in the dark about EVERY GODDAMN THING! Whoever was dealing with my particular case, if I could I'd fucking spit on you you worthless, incompetent sods! For a place promoting expression and freedom, you aren't any better than the bureaucratic asshats who're running this country into a police state!<br />
<br />
It would've made my banning alot smoother had someone just given me the answers I deserved instead of tossing me to the fucking side. You posted links to these alleged comments, yet they were broken. When I requested answers, all I got was that they were too obscene and needed to be taken down! And this was from someone who asked someone who asked someone who asked the admin who took them down! What type of shit is that?! <br />
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If I'm banned again for this journal entry, I wouldn't be suprised. Those of you who this is intended for, you're fucked in the damn heads, you facsist pieces of dog shit.  4 weeks spent not being able to do anything but look, and not even a solid answer or resolution is given, it's just thrown away. I still don't know who I made these comments to, or if any comments were made, everything is so inconclusive! <br />
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To those of you who've supported me through my DA career, I thank you.<br />
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I'll be getting my own portfolio site up soon hopefully. I really enjoy the community aspects here, but I will be godmotherfuckingdamned if I'm subjected to anymore of this Gesatpo bullshit ever again. Truly pathetic, and truly unprofessional.<br />
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Rot,<br />
<br />
JMA ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>color me badder than bad</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 17:40:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i've been up to alot. for those who constantly have supported me, your support is unbelievably...supported. thank you from the bowels of my heart and the bottom of Hell.<br />
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i've been up to alot since my last journal. <br />
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i moved to the city (finally), got a new computer (finally), and saw Alkaline Trio (finally.) much has happened in between and i'm slowing getting back into the swing of things, concerning DA in particular. <br />
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let the people know i have arrived yet again, and until i die and come back, make them know my name. ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>God farting or Winds of Change?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:58:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i am in the process, over the next week or so, weeding out and revamping my entire gallery. so far, i am focusing on retouching and resizing older photo submissions, as well as possibly taking better quality pictures of my paintings. keep an eye out, but make sure to wash it when you return home.<br />
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jac kkk ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Deviants are Watching</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:10:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So many people are watching, and I in turn watch so many<br /><br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: If Only Tonight We Could Sleep - the Deftones<br /><br />Well, my membership is coming to a close, so I thought I'd leave a nice journal entry.<br />
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Thanks to <a href="http://mirrorkills.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/i/mirrorkills.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="mirrorkills" /></a> for all his help.<br />
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Thank you to all my friends who've stuck by me, and all the new ones who are waiting to see what I pull out of this ass I call a head.<br />
<br />
I got alot of favorites today because it's been almost 6 months since I checked the Deviant galleries, and I must say, I'm impressed with alot of people.<br />
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I will not stop. My art will always be in the air, it will not fade with the next commercial. There hasn't been as much traffic here, but it's ok, because I know that at least I remain. If 1 or 1000 people view my gallery, I will get relief knowing that my work is getting out there to the people where it belongs. <br />
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I've still got more to show, so remain strapped in, seat belts and ball gag and all. <br />
<br />
In Joy<br /><br />This is my heart<br />
This is my he ART<br />
This is my ART<br />
<br />
Jack M. Absinthe ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Why aren't you here?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 21:41:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I recently got PS 7.0, which isn't much different from CS. I still want my CS back, but the 7.0 will suffice. Wish me luck.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/kunstkunter">[link]</a><br />
<br />
It's your home for everything Jack-Officer related! ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Apocalypse</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2005 07:46:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my computer crashed. everything is gone. my digital manipulations, my writings, my photogrphy, my fonts, my stock, my brushes, all of which I worked very hard to acquire over the past couple of years.<br />
<br />
this is not the end, it just looks like it. i'll find a way, as painful as it will be to go on. <br />
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new things are coming, when, i do not know. again, thanks to those who're still sitting patiently waiting for the show; i will not disappoint.<br />
<br />
jack ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>A Bevy of Blood, Breasts, and Blue</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 13:12:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have a slew of works just added to  the gallery. Thank you for your  patience and support.<br />
<br />
The lover,<br />
Jack ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>To my Midas-Touching Minions...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:14:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm jobless, schooless, sexless,  breaking out with acne, getting hairier  and hairier, drinking more, eating  more, dirty and unbathed.<br /><br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Nick Cave-Where the Wild Roses Grow<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story<br /><br />I will go on. I must apologize to those  who've come and gone and came on my  gallery. Art is being produced, but it  will take a bit longer getting to you  all, as will my replies to your  comments. <br />
<br />
Times are hard, and my cock is  constantly harder. I've got a bit o'  the Warhol in me.<br />
<br />
Do bare with me and I shall bare you  more great works.<br />
<br />
J4ck<br /><br />Riding Cock since '99,<br />
Jackie-0 ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>DD DA VD</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:20:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thanks to all those who visited the  gallery over the weekend. It was like  foundation on my birthday bruises.<br />
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I'm tired of growing, and I can't wait  to do more of it. Fucking  contradictions.<br />
<br />
I tried to respond to everyone who  replied, whether it was a drawn out  response or just a simple thanks, I  appreciate every comment posted. It  took a few hours to do so, so for those  of you who I'm not appreciatve or  dedicated, suck my dick.<br />
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More will come, and I hope this wasn't  just momentary. Come back, stay awhile.<br />
<br />
In Joy,<br />
Jack ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>American Dignity: Lest We Forget</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:27:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Bush may've won the Election, but he  has not won my heart, nor will he or  any careerpolitcunt of the United  Mother Fucking States of America  (UMFSA) break my spirit. <br />
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We're high art for low end spirits. The  ether is at eye level and it helps me  to realize that even when I'm  surrounded by enough shit to burn my  nose hairs, I will always have my art  to be my savior. <br />
<br />
This is my heart<br />
This is my heART<br />
This is my ART<br />
<br />
I have never been so committed to the  birthing of my own art as I am now, and  it may destroy the world others created  for me, but I will still rest adrift,  at peace in my own. <br />
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These are the times when art should be  your politics. Don't wear it on your  sleeve, it ain't jewelry, even if it  does look good or gaudy. <br />
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FUCK BUSH<br />
<br />
FUCK KERRY<br />
<br />
FUCK THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE<br />
<br />
FUCK VOTERS<br />
<br />
FUCK ME FOR POSTING THIS A DAY LATE<br />
<br />
Sincerly fucked in America and Hearting  It,<br />
JAkC ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>The Satan-o-Phone is ringing in the PAINt pit</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 09:16:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As of now, there are 666 deviations  waiting for me to look at them. ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>10.03.04</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2004 07:11:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just thought I'd let everyone, both  fans and those I'm fans of, that I  won't be on here much anymore. School  and work have become paramount.<br />
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Art will not be subdued, it will just  be arranged in another fashion.<br />
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I apologize to those who I have watched  and have been watching me. I won't  disappoint, there is more coming, like  locusts, and they will eat away this  mundane thing we so-call "Deviant Art".<br />
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I will show you deviance.<br />
<br />
J4ck ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Pigs and Fags!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 17:02:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm feeling like both as of late. <br />
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My Dear LoveLies<br />
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<a href="http://profane.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/r/profane.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a> <a href="http://edwardpowder.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/d/edwardpowder.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a> <a href="http://theking4.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/theking4.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a> <a href="http://sicnessmedia.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
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My SuppLiars<br />
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<a href="http://suriastock.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/u/suriastock.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a> <a href="http://resurgere.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/resurgere.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a> <a href="http://dreamstock.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dreamstock.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
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The Beautiful People<br />
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<br />
The Masters of Manip<br />
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<a href="http://t-gar.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/_/t-gar.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://bionic7.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/i/bionic7.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://nebu.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/nebu.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
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The Voyeurs:<br />
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<a href="http://jackskellington13.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jackskellington13.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://lucyphermann.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/u/lucyphermann.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://anticheerleader.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/anticheerleader.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://bchaveznm.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/c/bchaveznm.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://colourcoded.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/colourcoded.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://phantomofnyc.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/phantomofnyc.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://wearyfeelingail.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/e/wearyfeelingail.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://visualhugo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/v/i/visualhugo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://mixus7.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://havok-15.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/havok-15.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://mrpiggy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/r/mrpiggy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://dezynergod.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://serigala88.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/e/serigala88.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://drillpogodr... ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Stoopid fake deaths...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2004 01:29:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, i got my PS back, and I love it!  My creativity seems rejuvinated, and I  think the results are evident of that  enthusiasm. I'm always looking for new  ideas, so if anyone has them, feel free  to vent.<br />
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Love,<br />
Jackie 0-Nasty <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/jackdirt.gif" width="34" height="29" alt=":jackdirt:" title="Jackdirt" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Death of Art 8.0</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2004 07:48:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have no more PS now. What is a girl  to do? ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>To Print Pain and Paint</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2004 16:07:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If I did choose to make prints, would  anyone here purchase them? ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>FVKC</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2004 12:27:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Something is coming, I don't know what.<br />
<br />
Wounds are still open and I feel as if  I'm still pouring in lemon juice. Maybe  it's time to make lemonade.<br />
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I'm ob the railways of the Blue Angel  Express net, and I feel fabulous! ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Return of the Living</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2004 12:38:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, so I'm not really dead. Many  thought I was, and the whole thing was  an elaborate hoax. Go visit the  Mansonusa.com forums, I explained it  all there. It's a very long story, and  I'm not gonna get into to it now.<br />
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BUT<br />
<br />
I have works for everyone, so sit the  fuck down and open wide. ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>R.I.P. Jack</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2004 08:39:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For those wondering who has been  logging in and out, it is his friend,  Chyna. I was asked before he passed  that his art be managed by me, and so I  will continue to post the last of his  paintings and writings for those who  wish to see it.<br />
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For anyone who wishes to know the  details of his demise, goto the  Mansonusa.com forums. ]]></description>
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                <title>Prom Night</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2004 12:06:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, Prom ended a couple days ago, but  I'm just now getting up the desire to  post about it.<br />
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I might post pics from it when they are  made available. <br />
<br />
Overall, the event itself was  underwhelming, a shitty teen fashion  show. That, and I lost the crown,  though I knew I would.<br />
<br />
We left early to catch a midnight  showing of 'Coffy'. Twiggy was a slut,  Max was jealous, Chyna was insane, and  I was as dapper as someone such as  myself could be.<br />
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I don't feel like talking anymore. ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>I Need a Muse</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2004 06:49:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, I'm running low on ideas, and  materials. So, in ana effort to revive  something in me, I'm sending this  A.P.B. out to anyone who would listen.<br />
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Give me a project that you'd like to  see me do. Check out my gallery and if  you have an idea for something you'd  like to see me paint or draw, give it  to me. <br />
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Serious inquiries only. ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Skewl</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2004 20:09:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got accepted into Columbia College in  Chicago, and I got my prom tux today. I  think everyone will be somewhat  surprised. That's all for now. Check  out the written word i've posted and  adore it like it was a stepchild. ]]></description>
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                <title>A Day for the ANnALs of Historie</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2004 12:58:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I took the day off from school today to  catch up on my correspondence course  and basically am a 6th of the way  through 'Wuthering Heights'. Oh, and I  got nomiated for Prom Court today. Go  me. ]]></description>
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                <title>Prostitutes of Social Science...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2004 14:56:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ who study Prostitutes for Social  Science.<br />
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Today was a fascinating one. Who says  you can't learn anything from skipping  out on school? I know I've learned my  share of fare.<br />
<br />
The day began as a usual ditch day,  driving aimlessly in the early morning  hours in search of donuts. We had  completed our quest and looked for a  spot in which to dine. My girls, Roxxxy  and Chyna Whyte, reminded me of what is  affectionately called out 'Hobo  Castle', which was little more than a  forest preserve pavillion. Well, we  went there and proceeded to burn any  and all things deemed evil or useless,  including papers on the McArthur era  and Speech Critiques. We also journeyed  through the marshes and sang Braodway  hits and talked about how fucked up our  friends are. <br />
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As we finished up, we began to see  various people driving in and out of  the lots, and mind you, we always  suspected there to be seedy activites  going on in the Forest Preserves. We  met a nice middle aged me who shall be  known as "Indiana". He began to tell us  of tales of men and the men who fucked  them, how he often came to the parks to  smoke dope and watched whores parade  around the various lots, take men into  the woods, and return minutes later.<br />
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In the quest for knowledge, we decided  to move on, seeing as how there were  about 6 parks in the area. We met  colorful characters including a female  pimp and her whore wife, an ice cream  man, 3 Mexicans who could barely speak  English and denied their activites, a  shady truck driver, a retarded Coupe  Deville driver, and a bizarre old man  who kept following us around. Oh, and a  man who bore a stricking resemblance to  George Lucas, who asked if Roxxxy  needed a friend and if she knew  'Candace'. The answer was no. <br />
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We are still preparing the write-up for  this experiment, as we plan on taking  these events further and studying even  more. I would've wrote out the entire  paper, but it is not completed. I will  leave you with some tips to help...<br />
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1. Watch how you park. If you move in  sideways, you're looking either for  drugs or a goodtime. If you back in,  then you're definently looking for a  good time, preferably with someone of  the same sex. Also to note, the  half-circle turn is also a signal.<br />
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2. Don't go on the trail alone,  especially if there's an abandoned car  in the backed up position. <br />
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3. Winter and Fall are the best time  for Woodland Hookers. Summer and Spring  see too many families coming and going.<br />
<br />
Chow,<br />
Jack ]]></description>
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                <title>Evilution</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 15:24:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm changing...I can feel it. Things  are shirking and growing and Jack M.  Absinthe is just starting to catch up.  Will he fail to exist once this new  species of Nu Art arrives to consume  me? I only hope. <br />
<br />
Perhaps it's a wish to BE SEEN rather  than just to BE OBSCENE. But that is  what I thought I had been built on. I  was programmed to piss you off, but to  do it in a thought-provoking and  visually stimulating way. So, what it  occuring here? Is it chemical,  anatomical, magical? I'd ask for help  but I can't help myself. ]]></description>
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                <title>And they said the Golden Age had melted...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2004 19:45:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So they said it had cum and left, like  Father after Sunday dinner. HA! This is  still the Golden Age of Grotesque! Just  because some people have chosen to  leave and they're playing all new  instruments, it doesn't mean it's over!  Celebrate! We've seen their AKTIONS,  and now it's time to step up!<br />
<br />
REPUBLICANS ARE IN OFFICE FOR ANOTHER  TERM!!!<br />
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[heil]<br />
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FAGS CELEBRATE IN THE STREETS INSTEAD  OF THE ALLEYS BEHIND PORNO MARKETS!!!<br />
<br />
[heil]<br />
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I'M WEARING PANTS!!!<br />
<br />
[heil]<br />
<br />
Pray to god now, you may get drunk  later and forget to do so. There will  be more soon, but I've been woozy for a  day, and I can't remember everything  there is to say!<br />
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Ta,<br />
Jack-Officer<br />
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Sweet Dreams are made of deez...<br />
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DEEZ NUTZ IS TAKIN YO MAMA OUT TO  LUNCH!!! ]]></description>
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                <title>SHITFUCK</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2004 09:36:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I wept...I fucking wept.<br />
<br />
After enduring such an atrocious  opening act like the fucking Mars Volta  (who I think thought they were Zepplin  and decided to only play 2 and a half  songs), I was praying to God that these  guys were going to deliver, on account  of the stories I've heard of Maynard's  shadiness at shows. Also, the fact that  I was with 4 very angry people who were  even more pissed at the Mars Volta than  I was were looming over me.<br />
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So, the lights went down for a second  time, and we howled our asses of. From  the opening ambience, I could tell the  song was Vanishing, and I saw the band  members; James sporting terrible bleach  blonde locks, Twiggy acting not so  Twiggy, and Josh just chilling in the  back round. There was the silouhette,  revealing only a shifting shadow of  Maynard James Kennan. From there on, it  was a treat for the ears and eyes. <br />
<br />
The lighting created such a beautiful  ambience and Maynard's quirky abscence  was annoying, but kept us wanting more,  kept our eyes fixed. But it was the  music that united us and caused sucha  rush of emotions. 'Pet' caused chills,  which only one other band I've seen  live has done to me, that being Marilyn  Manson's 'Tourniquet'. From there on,  it was like crossing the sea, full of  it's peaceful, serene moments, moments  of lighthearted joviality, and more  turbulent moments. <br />
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Now, if you're wondering about me  weeping, that honor goes to '3 Libras'.  It started from the cyan spotlight on  Billy, and just progressed into such an  emotionally charged performance from  Maynard that, well, I couldn't hold  back. The last minute of the song was  the most intense musical experience I  have yet to witness. <br />
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Other highlights included a heavy metal  version of their cover of 'The Nurse  who Loved Me', The Hollow, James on the  piano during 'The Noose', and Judith, a  song we were salivating over and  delivered with an explosive end. <br />
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Truly a spectacular infusion of  artistry and music. ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>An Ass for Violence or Porn, part2</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2004 11:25:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, here's the sitch. I have been  making paintings exclusively for a few  porno sites, and they've offered to  distribute prints while I collect the  funds. Not so bad, is it?<br />
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The tricky part is this: They also want  me to shoot a scene or two with their  top star, who is also the subject of my  last deviation, Tiger Tyson. Now,  they're willing to fly me up to NYC, so  what do you think I should do?<br />
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What are YOUR takes on this   predickiment? ]]></description>
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                <title>An Ass for Violence or Porn</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2004 16:08:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>"Ich werde wach für Ihren Haß nicht  bleiben<br />
Ich werde nur für Ihre Liebe  aufzeichnen"</i><br />
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Today is a brighter day and all the  circles feel more perfect than usual. <br />
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It's time for a makeover, so it's time  to start drawing some more bodies up  from the CRANIAL CAGES. <br />
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I'm off, and I bid you adieu. When you  listen, you will hear, and think of  nothing but love: <a href="http://www.mastana.net/music_mp3_files/ahmad%20zahir/Album4/Ahmad%20Zahir%20-%20Album4%20-%2011%20-%20Naghma.mp3">[link]</a><br />
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Always loving,<br />
Jack ]]></description>
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                <title>There's a part of me I want back again</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2004 10:09:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sinning to fuck you<br />
I'm singing to say Fuck You<br />
<br />
These are the chords of sex put to  rhythm...(do not infringe on them, they  will get you for it)<br />
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E....E...E....E...E<br />
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That is all I know, so that is all I  can offer.<br />
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I'm not feeling myself right  now...maybe en erection will insue. ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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                <title>Have you accepted the Easter Bunny as your persona</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2004 14:30:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today's Easter celebration was a lively  one, filled with porn, rape, easter egg  hunts, God, and mental breakdown.<br />
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In the span of 2 days, I have<br />
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-gotten an offer to work for a porn  site<br />
-saw my best friend break into tears,  which if you knew her, it's like seeing  a Yeti in Jersey<br />
-held an Easter egg hunt<br />
-conducted an interview with an alleged  rapist<br />
-been accepted into Southern Illinois  University.<br />
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Let the good times roll. ]]></description>
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                <title>I've got a Devil caught in my throat...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2004 22:33:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The image of a fat hairy man swallowing  piss and cum is disturbing, but the  fact that he WOULDN'T lick shit off a  dildo is more bizarre. Sorry, but I'm  still lingering off of yesterday,  seeing as how it only happened a half  hour ago. <br />
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I just completed the 4th part of my  Alice in Wonderland series, the Mad  Hatter + The March Hare, especially for  my lovely Carroll Conissieur, *Odessa.  It will be up on here shortly, along  with a couple other new paintings fresh  from the PIT. <br />
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I also found out that I have been  accepted into SIU, which is nice  considering I didn't even think I would  make it to any college other than a  community one.<br />
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For an exclusive interview conducted by  my dear friend, TL Kincaid, goto <a href="http://www.terroja.com">[link]</a>  and click on the interview section. You  should know where to go from there.<br />
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Oh, and as for the title of my entry,  my throat is sore and I have a blister  on the inside of my lip. Damn sunflower  seeds.<br />
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Good morning,<br />
Jack ]]></description>
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                <title>The Edges of Debauchery are laced with piss and cu</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2004 19:42:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just forced a man into shoving a  dildo up his ass, dressing up in  stockings and a corset, and drinking a  coffee mug full of his own urine and  cum. I told him to lick the shit off  his dildo and he left. <br />
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That is all for now ]]></description>
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                <title>Le diable appelle, accepterez-vous les charges?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2004 06:44:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have dubbed this event I am about to  exploit as THE MODERN MADMAN MINSTREL  SHOW!!!<br />
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You may not be ready for what I have to  say, but you'll still be fucking when  it's over. Put on a happy face, girls  and boys, there will be new expenses  charged to your dignity. <br />
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I've been in the studio, readying up  the irons in the fire, getting ready to  brand the pigs, who slop up their  media-ocrity out of Recorded Executive  throughs. I haven't painted anything in  a minute, but my artistic bones haven't  been laid to rest just yet, their  merely putting on new flesh. I'm taking  my violence and making diamonds.<br />
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Keep looking, keep listening. After  all, someone may accidently shoot off  in those areas. <br />
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Sweet Dreams,<br />
Jack ]]></description>
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                <title>Full Frontal</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2004 18:08:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Damn time shift. Well, I stayed up very  late collaborating with my new brother,  Bruce, on a song "Nymphetisis" last  night, which I may post the lyrics here  soon. It was so invigorating, something  never felt before. It was only baby  steps, but I want more.<br />
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In other news, my dear associate,  TerroJa, conducted an interview with me  this evening. If you wish to read the  results of this candid expose, goto <a href="http://terroja.com/absinthe.htm"> [link]</a> but be warned, it is graphic. <br />
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That's it for now. I must deceive more  poor virgins into thinking I'm an Asian  stripper who wants to deflower them.  True story.<br />
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Chow,<br />
Jack ]]></description>
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                <title>Khanges...(CAN YOU PRONOUNCE THEM)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2004 22:20:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's so very hard to pronounce when  you've lost the will to proverb. <br />
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~Sigh. The times have changed.  Literally. I've watched time move  forward and Mr. Wells was no where in  sight. He must be scared to come out  and see his work in motion. My time  machine is nothing more than speakers,  a microphone and something to VERBalize  with. My comma works so I can makes  spaces wherever I please. Please make  your space just as adequate.<br />
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This isn't a message, it's just mess.  Thank hell we're living in the Mess  Age. Goodnite and good mourning. Hope  you're as shitfaced as I. <br />
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Talk dirty to me,<br />
Jack ]]></description>
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                <title>People Pleasing</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2004 17:54:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm feeling ansy. I have had the first  drops of music-flavored Ether on my  handkercheif and I want more. Today I  "rehearsed" with my friend and her  brother on a song he wrote. It's quite  haunting and fetching and I'm am the  Bass Maestro. <br />
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Today was lethargic for me. I was  mind-warped on Stoogarama!<br />
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Chow<br />
jackie-o ]]></description>
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                <title>A Walking April Fool waiting for September</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 15:42:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ They have branded my Laugh Riots  obscene and far too violent for  mainstream sinema. Shitty suits made of  sexual inadequacy. It explains why they  can't get it up with with conventional  "Ass and Tits" so the need for the  ejaculation of brains from the top head  is more exciting to them than the  expulsion of cum from the bottom one. <br />
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No April Fools today. Only a bunch of  idiots still lingering on the midnight  hours of the 31st March. <br />
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Drink up. There might be a gecko  waiting in your soda. And I'm feeling  pretentious. Might be this retention of  Muse Juice that has been bioling for  something more than just "oil and  canvas".<br />
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Goodbye for now. Happy New Years.<br />
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Chow<br />
the jack-officer ]]></description>
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                <title>Farewell to the Golden Age</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 11:59:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It seems as if John 5 of Marilyn Manson  has been let go due to reasons known to  only him and Marilyn Manson. And  probably his cat too. And Ludwig his  child. Anyhoo it's a sad day but we  must look to the future. Especially  since there is a new DVD coming out  with everyone one of his videos as well  as a Greatest Hits album in the works. ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Robocop day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2004 06:55:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Happy Robocop Day, Ladies and Not-So  Gentlemen!!! ]]></description>
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                <title>10 Minutes Left</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2004 08:22:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 10 minutes...I'm not even counting.  Someone just sort of said it and I  believed it. Propaganda?<br />
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Too many fucking hyenas laughing,  laughing at empty meat and bones that  won't stop quaking. They quake because  they can't speak.<br />
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Goodbye. ]]></description>
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                <title>Green</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2004 11:35:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Goddamnit! I'm pissed, because I have  yet to be pissfaced drunk on this, the  Day of Our Saint Patrick!<br />
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I'm not wearing green. BUT, I have a  hat that was made in ireland. When i  wear it, I look like I should be  selling potatoes.<br />
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I'll report back when the booze supply  is 0 and my blood alchohol level is  high. Back to the booze... ]]></description>
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                <title>G.O.T.h.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2004 06:07:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've love perusing the various  gallerias on DA, but I've noticed  something. Maybe it's just me, but the  whole 'Goth' imagery thing seems played  out in my eyes. Now, not to knock any  artist, but alot of the Goth Art that I  see (which I'm moreorless focusing on  the photo manipulation aspect) is very  cliche. There are a few artists here  I've see do new and bold things with  the subgenre, but overall, I'm seeing  the same old models with the same old  brushes and the same old same old. <br />
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I'm jealous of the technological  abilites however. So, maybe that's why  I writing this, out of envy. ]]></description>
                <author>~Jack-Officer</author>
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