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                <title>I'm Back!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:14:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ sorry for the long absence. Marine stuff and all that. <br /><br />but!!!!<br /><br />art work has begun again and ill be uploading things shortly.<br /><br />standby... =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:44:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dear Lord God, I am laying to rest a fellow Marine this afternoon. Please God give these Marines the strength and courage to complete the duties seen unto them to give this Marine a proper burial. And may this Marine's soul find peace, just as h...is family will find peace. And God, give them strength to move on in these trying times. In His name I pray. Amen.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Hike Up Recon Ridge</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:08:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ here in camp pendleton, there are a lot of hills and mountains that run through the base. one such mountain is nicknames Recon Ride because it runs through the School of Infantry (where im at right now). most of us only go up to the Alpha Shelf of the mountain, which is about halfway up. only the marines in Recon training go alllll the way up, thus the name Recon Ridge.<br /><br />so! for this weekend weve been restricted to on base liberty only. but not just on base! we are further restricted to the school of infantry area only. theres absolutely nothing to do here. and when marines get bored, which we do often, chaos and havoc often ensues. so we got the bright idea to hike up to Recon Ridge, just to say that we did it, and also to burn off some calories and kill some time. so here it is, in all its glory, my recording of our trip up to Recon Ridge:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=003B01DEDB145D50">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Feature - Metals</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:11:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center"><b>.:Copper:.<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://eic.deviantart.com/art/Copper-fish-2-76551992"><img 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                <title>No Deployment?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:09:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />i found out on friday that i most likely will not be deployed.<br /><br />see, this is how it is--im a reservist with my station at Fort Detrick in Fredrick, MD. me and this other marine here in pendleton are in the same unit and weve been hearing rumors about our unit being deployed. and yknow how much i hate rumors. so after finally getting the number for the unit, i called em up and talked to a sergeant and asked what was up.<br /><br />sergeant told me that the units getting mobilized to the west coast for their work up training on august 1st. they train for 6 months on their work up and then a 6 or 7 months in afghanistan. buuuut, i graduate the Infantry Training Battalion on july 27th. im not 100% sure on what date, but after i graduate i move down the street to the Light Armored Vehicle School and then im there for 6 weeks. so that means well be missing a good portion of their work up. plus, they only need 140 marines to fill their quota. so on those two notes, i most likely will not be deploying with them. in which case ill be reporting to my unit normally and doing my regular monthly reservist duties.<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif?1" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif?1" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" alt=":iconbonnfire:" title="bonnfire"/></a><a href="http://dragonlady294.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/r/dragonlady294.png?3" alt=":icondragonlady294:" title="dragonlady294"/></a><a href="http://ryu-forte.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/y/ryu-forte.jpg" alt=":iconryu-forte:" title="ryu-forte"/></a><a href="http://unicornspirit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/u/n/unicornspirit.gif" alt=":iconunicornspirit:" title="unicornspirit"/></a><br /><a href="http://1000yrsilence.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/1/0/1000yrsilence.gif" alt=":icon1000yrsilence:" title="1000yrsilence"/></a><a href="http://fatale16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/a/fatale16.gif" alt=":iconfatale16:" title="fatale16"/></a><a href="http://grandoak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/r/grandoak.png" alt=":icongrandoak:" title="grandoak"/></a><a href="http://komadorikai.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/o/komadorikai.png" alt=":iconkomadorikai:" title="komadorikai... ]]></description>
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                <title>4th of July</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:44:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />i surprised my family by buying a plane ticket home from CA to MD. my plane leaves for CA in 6 hours. its been wonderful to see friends and family again, and even better was the surprised look they had when i showed up in dress blues =]<br /><br />the past few days have been very eventful. wednesday and thursday we were in the field doing fireteam and buddy rushes with light machine guns. thats where one squad advances and the other two squads lay down suppressing fire and then they advance and you just repeat that until you take the objective. we had a night shoot that lasted til 11pm and then hit the sack by 11:30. up at zero-four in the morning, we packed our sleeping bags and stepped off at 0515 for a 15 kilometer (a little over 9 miles) hike back to the squad bay. it was about 2 miles from the range we shot at to the base of this small mountain. then 2 miles up, two miles along the side where it was mostly flat but still dipped up and down a little, then 2 miles downhill on what is dubbed 'the anklebreaker' and then about a mile along the flat road back to the squad bay.<br /><br />then they had the nerve to give us two hour long classes. dont they know we just hiked our asses and only slept 4 hours? so there was plenty of nodding off. then they finally released us for a 96 hour weekend liberty. i took a shuttle bus with other marines to San Diego. there, we got a one bed hotel room, dropped our bags and hit the town. many drinks later, and not remembering much, i stumbled into the room, saw one marine already asleep on the fullsized bed and another two marines on the floor. so i says to meself, screw it and i pass out on the other side of the bed. knowing of course, that its 1am and i have a flight at 7am. so thankfully, i somehow wake up at 0530 and there is now a 3rd marine sqeeezed onto the bed between myself and the other marine, and there are now 3 marines alseep on the floor. job well done id say.<br /><br />so then we did a quick roundrobin of taking showers and changing and go to the airport on time and didnt miss our flights. whew!<br /><br />5 hour flight later, i arrived at BWI by 3pm. then it was a day of visiting family and lots of food. good times had by all. i ended up staying awake til 2am playing Rock Band with friends before i finally gave out and slept a good 10 hours or so.<br /><br />ah but now the short lived vacation has to end and i need to get back to my duties. ill be bringing my laptop back with me so hopefully i can get some interweb action goin on for the weekends =]<br /><br />hope youre all doing well and stay safe!<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? 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                <title>School of Infantry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:15:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />im currently at the School of Infantry (West) at Camp Pendleton, CA. ive been here for the past 5 weeks and just past the half way point in my training, meaning i have another 5 weeks to go. training has been hard and fun at the same time. parris island was flat as hell, california isnt. its not a lot of fun to be hiking up huge hills carryin a 70lb pack, an 8lb rifle and a 20lb flak jacket. but ive survived so far! =]<br /><br />training is a lot better than boot camp cuz were marines now so they dont treat us like pieces of crap. plus we get weekends off. woot! later on in the future ill type up and post the letters i wrote home to give you guys an idea on what happened to me during boot camp and the experiances i went through.<br /><br />til then, talk to ya later! =]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif?1" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif?1" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" alt=":iconbonnfire:" title="bonnfire"/></a><a href="http://dragonlady294.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/r/dragonlady294.png?3" alt=":icondragonlady294:" title="dragonlady294"/></a><a href="http://ryu-forte.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/y/ryu-forte.jpg" alt=":iconryu-forte:" title="ryu-forte"/></a><a href="http://unicornspirit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/u/n/unicornspirit.gif" alt=":iconunicornspirit:" title="unicornspirit"/></a><br /><a href="http://1000yrsilence.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/1/0/1000yrsilence.gif" alt=":icon1000yrsilence:" title="1000yrsilence"/></a><a href="http://fatale16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/a/fatale16.gif" alt=":iconfatale16:" title="fatale16"/></a><a href="http://grandoak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/r/grandoak.png" alt=":icongrandoak:" title="grandoak"/></a><a href="http://komadorikai.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/o/komadorikai.png" alt=":iconkomadorikai:" title="komadorikai"/></a><a href="http://mujitachaquita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/u/mujitachaquita.jpg" alt=":iconmujitachaquita:" title="mujitachaquita"/></a><a href="http://nokisan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/o/nokisan.gif" alt=":iconnokisan:" title="nokisan"/></a... ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 11:06:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />im home! well almost. right now im in my parents hotel building, our flight leaves at 7 so ill be home later this evening.<br /><br />ive graduated Marine Corp Recruit Training and am now a Private First Class in the United States Marine Corps. Ooh-Rah!<br /><br />i have 10 days boot leave and have to report to the School of Infantry, Infantry Training Battalion by 1pm Tuesday, May 19th in Camp Pendleton, California.<br /><br />so that just means i have to stay out of trouble for 10 days after being locked up and yelled at and all sorts of things for the past 3 months. expect further details soon<br /><br />much luv<br /><br />-jake<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif?1" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif?1" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" alt=":iconbonnfire:" title="bonnfire"/></a><a href="http://dragonlady294.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonlady294.png?3" alt=":icondragonlady294:" title="dragonlady294"/></a><a href="http://ryu-forte.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryu-forte.jpg" alt=":iconryu-forte:" title="ryu-forte"/></a><a href="http://unicornspirit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/n/unicornspirit.gif" alt=":iconunicornspirit:" title="unicornspirit"/></a><br /><a href="http://1000yrsilence.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/1/0/1000yrsilence.gif" alt=":icon1000yrsilence:" title="1000yrsilence"/></a><a href="http://fatale16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/fatale16.gif" alt=":iconfatale16:" title="fatale16"/></a><a href="http://grandoak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/r/grandoak.png" alt=":icongrandoak:" title="grandoak"/></a><a href="http://komadorikai.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/komadorikai.png" alt=":iconkomadorikai:" title="komadorikai"/></a><a href="http://mujitachaquita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/mujitachaquita.jpg" alt=":iconmujitachaquita:" title="mujitachaquita"/></a><a href="http://nokisan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/o/nokisan.gif" alt=":iconnokisan:" title="nokisan"/></a><a href="http://oolinstant0miso0soup.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/o/oolinstant0miso0soup.gif"... ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://Jake192.deviantart.com/journal/23029183/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:07:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />so, im still here. its been almost a month since i should have deployed for the marines<br /><br />i failed to pass their initial strength test to be shipped to parris island. twice. theyre giving me a 3rd chance on monday the 9th. it was very depressing to have failed, especially after talking about it for so long. in a way, i feel like i dont want to do it any more, simply because they said i couldnt go. its weird. i still wanna go and i dont at the same time.<br /><br />but in order for me to continue with school--to continue with my life, this chapter must be completed first.<br /><br />if i fail to ship off again this time, i will cut my loses, end my contract with the marines and most likely apply for enlistment with the navy. i always figured if i couldnt make it in the marines id go for the navy. problem is, i know almost nothing about the navy. its always been the marines.<br /><br />im staying possitive. ive been working out every day doing push ups and chin ups and runninng. but somethin tells me its not enough and its just going to be a repeat of the last two times.<br /><br />i didnt want to say anythin to anyone because of how ashamed i felt. but i thought it was time enough to tell you all, just cuz i know some of you were wonderin where i was. <br /><br />=]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbonnfire:" title="bonnfire"/></a><a href="http://dragonlady294.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonlady294.png?3" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondragonlady294:" title="dragonlady294"/></a><a href="http://ryu-forte.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryu-forte.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconryu-forte:" title="ryu-forte"/></a><a href="http://unicornspirit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/n/unicornspirit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconunicornspirit:" title="unicornspirit"/></a><br /><a href="http://1000yrsilence.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/1/0/1000yrsilence.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon1000yrsilence:" title="1000yrsilence"/></a><a href="http://fatale16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviant... ]]></description>
                <author>=Jake192</author>
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                <title>Marine Corps.</title>
                <link>http://Jake192.deviantart.com/journal/22489373/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:49:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />leaving sunday january 11th, 2009 for military service.<br /><br />send the love<br /><br />stay safe. stay beautiful. i'll rescue ya when i get back.<br /><br />toodles and good byes.<br /><br />=]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbonnfire:" title="bonnfire"/></a><a href="http://dragonlady294.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonlady294.png?3" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondragonlady294:" title="dragonlady294"/></a><a href="http://ryu-forte.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryu-forte.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconryu-forte:" title="ryu-forte"/></a><a href="http://unicornspirit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/n/unicornspirit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconunicornspirit:" title="unicornspirit"/></a><br /><a href="http://1000yrsilence.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/1/0/1000yrsilence.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon1000yrsilence:" title="1000yrsilence"/></a><a href="http://fatale16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/fatale16.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfatale16:" title="fatale16"/></a><a href="http://grandoak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/r/grandoak.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongrandoak:" title="grandoak"/></a><a href="http://komadorikai.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/komadorikai.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkomadorikai:" title="komadorikai"/></a><a href="http://mujitachaquita.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/mujitachaquita.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmujitachaquita:" title="mujitachaquita"/></a><a href="http://nokisan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/o/nokisan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnokisan:" title="nokisan"/></a><a href="http://oolinstant0miso0soup.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/o/oolinstant0miso0soup.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconoolinstant0miso0soup:" title="oolinstant0miso0soup"/></a><... ]]></description>
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                <title>home</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:05:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />real quick<br /><br />at home. moved out of apartment in VA to moms house in MD.<br /><br />doesnt feel like my room. ive never really lived here. i had my space in my apartment. my things, my area. at my moms old house i had my room and my area too. here, at my step dads, it just feels like the room that has my bed in it and my clothes in the closet. its too empty. =/<br /><br />must. taint. with. dirty self. X]<br /><br />going away party at the apartment was AWESOME. nuff said.<br /><br />celebrated christmas with family. good times.<br /><br />got rock band. WHOO!!!<br /><br />got my ma the first season of Bones. step dad i got him a book for the 1001 Golf Holes You Must Play Before You Die. got my grandma a big on cooking with chocolate, call Chocolat. i think its french. the book looked like a giant hershey bar. got my grandfather a photography book where the artist took x-ray photos of various random objects. really cool.<br /><br />went to best buy and got a buncha cds and shite. went to game stop and got Prince of Persia, Call of Duty: World at War and Fable 2. Fable 2 is awesome. Persia has given me some troubles since it is glitching in the first ten minutes of a new game.<br /><br />game says hold onto the ledge and hit this button to slide down. ok. hitting button...wheres the sliding? >.<<br /><br />got in contact with Lex, one of the msot beautiful girls in the world, again. i havent seen her in 8 months. she said she realized she didnt want me out of her life.<br /><br />aww...almost made me tear up X]<br /><br />celebrated Hanukkah with my friend Zak. hes jewish, btw.<br /><br />shipping off in about 2 weeks. doing nothing but runnin and weight lifting. but working out isnt the time killer i wish it was =/.<br /><br />got reassigned a new recruiter since my last one was sucking hard. havent really the new Staff Sergeant yet, but i think he drove me n some other recruits to one of the functions once. who knows. but i think this will be much better. <br /><br />still plenty to do before i ship off. i think it really hit me the other morning about what im getting into. slightly more nervous now. X]<br /><br />ill pull through with flying colors.<br /><br />USMC<br />Semper Fi<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" width="50" height="50... ]]></description>
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                <title>so</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:39:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />had a great thanksgiving break, didnt last long enough me thinks. but we had a shiza ton of food. i think we had like 4 dinners over two days honestly. each at a different persons house lol<br /><br />my last day at work is this wednesday, the 10th. then im having my going away party on the 12th, that friday. btw, :indimani: youre welcome to come if ya want. get your drink on. but im sure ill see you for your birthday.<br /><br />thursday like 3 of my guy friends and two of our gay friends decided to all go to Apex which is a gay club in the middle of dupont circle--the heart of the gay community in dc. lol...well we had all had a few drinks in us. we got there by like 10. but! on the way over there, javon, one of the gay guys, kept getting lost and had to ask for directions like 3 times. and for whatever reason, we were running. yeah, thats all well n good, cuz i was kickin everyones ass. BUT! cuz it was dark i didnt see the huge piece of concrete sticking out of the sidewalk and my foot went to the left and my leg went to the right. jooooy. hurt like a bitch, i honestly thought id broken it for a second. but when i could still walk on it i was like whew! and i kept running and STILL kicked everyones ass. U. S. M. C. BITCHES! lol<br /><br />club started off kinda empty then got more full as the night got later, as these things go. got hit on a few times, but its kinda expected. first this big buff spanish dude introduced himself and then much later in the bathroom i was washin my hands n he showed up behind me and was like 'whatchu drinkin baby boy?' o.O<br /><br />then right before we all left we were waitin for the taxi to arrive n were just chillin, yknow, doing our wallflower thing after a few hours of dancing. n this dude walks by n does a sorta double take then hes like hey whats up n starts dancin next to me. hahaha, had to tell him i was straight n he hi fived me n walked off.<br /><br />ahhh....fun times. fun times...<br /><br />so one roomates moving to a friends apartment; going from the 14th floor to the 3rd. the other is transfering to the art institute of california. last guys still gonna be around and his getting some of his/our friends to move in with him. so thats kewl. ill be moved out by the 20th.<br /><br />gonna get messed on friday night n will be for like 3 days. hell yeah! X]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.... ]]></description>
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                <title>Another Marine Corps. Weekend</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:44:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />first and foremost. on this day, november 10th, 2008, celebrates the 233rd birthday of the United States Marine Corps. busy weekend in fact. on this evenning, 233 years ago in a small tavern in Philadelphia, a commitee of the Continuental Congress drafted a resolution calling for two battalions of Marines to fight at sea and on shore. this resolution was officially approved on November 10th, 1775, forming the Continental Marines. =]<br /><br />so! busy weekend!<br /><br />drinkin with the buds on friday evening. we started really early too for what we usually do. so when things were winding down we're all like, its only 8:30?! finished there around midnight and went to bed by like 1:30am<br /><br />had a hard time staying asleep cuz i guess i was looking forward to the day. got up at 5am saturday cuz i had a holiday meeting at work n i had to be there at 6:45am. and i wanted to be sure to not be late cuz last year i was late to the meeting; woke up *at* 6:45 and was like SHIT! clocked in at 7:15 after banging on the door all, 'let me in!'<br /><br />so this time i was on time and was wearing a suit, while everyone was wearing jeans and one or two in PJs. i was wearin the suit cuz i had to go to a marine corps. ball right after the meeting. i know, a dance in the middle of the day? eh, the officer's club was booked for the evening from what i understand. it was still fun. we were celebrating the marine corps' birthday, which you shoulda figured out from the beginning statement. i was expecting it to be a total sausage fest with all of us dudes just standin around talkin about how many pushups we can do and how fast we can run and how many different ways we can kill someone with whatever object.<br /><br />but luckily it wasnt that bad. there were several good lookin chicks there, all spoken for, but whatever. its still nice to look, yknow how it is X] although! there was one thing that pissed me off: there were two chicks from our recruiting station that i hadnt seen before. so when i was like 'did you just sign?' and theyre both like 'oh no, i signed up a few months ago'. which leaves me to be like, well where the hell were you two last month when the rest of us were crawlin through the mud down at Quantico? i see how it is, they dont wanna do that, but as soon as theres a dance, theyre there with their little dresses on and their hair and nails done. uh huh... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/disbelief.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":disbelief:" title="Disbelief" /><br /><br />after the ball i hopped on the train and went n hung out with my girl. we ate some dinner at a restarant very crowded with kids. i think they were having a birthday party. or several. then we saw Role Models. which was actually pretty awesome. i highly recommend.<br /><br />in other news, i put in my papers to withdraw from school as well as my papers for my last day at work, which will be December 10th. <br /><br />and thats really all i have for the moment. toodles =]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif" width="50" he... ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Halloween 08</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:47:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Following May Offend: Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br />hows everyone doin?<br /><br />im fine, just fine.<br /><br />got another marine corps function coming up. the marine corp's birthday is Nov. 10, 1775, so its only expected that it celebrate its birthday with a Marine Corps. Birthday Ball, which seems to be what we will be going to for our function.<br /><br />what i seem to not be able to get out of my sergeant is what exactly is going on at the ball. mainly, why the hell are we going there at 11am for a few hours, all dressed up in a dress shirt and tie, if its going to be a mock marine ball?!<br /><br />i mean, why the hell are you going to have a dance or whatever during the middle of the day?! this is what confuses that hell outa me... my sergeant needs to get off the whole vagueness thing.<br /><br />in other news! xbox died. yeah...it got the red ring of death a week ago. joy...just when all these good games like Deadspace, Fallout 3 and Gears of War 2 are coming out. just my luck...<br /><br />and lastly, im trying to work out balancing work/school/military. specifically, our new student housing director is telling me that the last day of class is December 12th, a friday. and since im not coming back next quarter, i need to be out by the 13th or they start charging me 50 bucks a day. not worth staying. however, by my own calculation, the 12th is the last day of the 10th week out of an 11 week quarter. see, technically our quarter lasts 10 weeks, but we have an 11th week to make up any classes missed because of weather or holidays. so what the fuck? i know im going to have classes during the 11th week, so why the hell would they be tellin me i have to be out by the end of the 10th? im going to go clear that up after class today.<br /><br />also, in conjunction with the above, i will have like exactly 30 days before i ship off, and im trying to figure out what to do. id like to work, and continue working at barnes n noble cuz i like the store and the money and i know theyll need my help during the holidays. but, if im not living down here anymore, i cant possibly work there. i think im going to try and get a job at UPS just to give them some seasonal help, and because theres a UPS store about the same distance from my moms house as the distance from my apartment to barnes n noble. easily within walking distance.<br /><br />so, thats whuts up. =]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.d... ]]></description>
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                <title>Marine Corps. Weekend (very long)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:41:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so how was everyones weekend? mine was VERY eventful<br /><br />aiight, so i got this friend, Zak. been best buds with him since i was like 5. he was in town this weekend from Bucknell Univ. up in PA. so i was tryin to chill with him friday n saturday. but friday night at like 7pm, my recruiter calls me up n is like, 'hey jeremy! we've got a Pool Function tomorrow at 0700 (thats 7am by the way), and ill pick you up at 0630. bring a towel and a change of clothes.'<br /><br />aiight. so iz figures he was talkin about going to the pool. but i was hella mistaken. see, they meant a pool function as in an event involving all the pooles. as in, us. as in me X]<br /><br />an i unfortunately had to cancel on zak. he was sayin to me 'you know, this is going to be a lot more common now.' =/<br /><br />so i got my happy ass up at oh-dark-thirty and got ready to go. i get to the recruiting station with all the other poolees and we get on the bus for Quantico, VA. now for those of you that dont know, theres a huge marine base at quantico. thats also where numerous organizations like the CIA, FBI, NSA, etc do some of their training. so we find out that we're actually going to be doing a mini-crucible. now, the Crucible is the final test you do before you graduate boot camp and finally earn the title of Marine. the Crucible is a 54 hour event over 3 days. in the span of those3 days, you get about 6 hours of total sleep. the point of the test is to build teamworking skills and confidence in yourself and others. this is done mainly because toward the end, everyones tired and start quarelling with others and the whole thing is just designed to help you make right decisions under stressful conditons.<br /><br />still with me? good. so saturday, from 8:30am to 12:30pm we got to do a mini-crucible. joy... we met up with two other recruiting stations, each with about 20 marine poolees and a small group of army recruits numbering about 12. so there was like 70 of us there, plus all the recruiters and other instructors n folks runnin the event. we were split into 4 man squads and we each started at a different station around the course which was a little bit bigger than a football field me thinks. there were about 25 different stations.<br /><br />aiight, so this is how it started. we first did the log crunches. the 4 of us put this heavy ass log on our chests and had to do as many crunches together with it as possible. i actually jabbed myself in the jaw with it so now i have a nice bruise on my chin X]<br /><br />next was the blindfolded run, where one person was blindfolded and had to overcome obstacles with us guiding him. next station was just regular crunches as fast as possible, as many as possible. next was the fireman's carry. you had to throw a dude over your shoulders and run about 30 feet away and back without dropping him. wasnt too hard, cept (for the dudes) your balls are right on the guys shoulder, so it isnt exactly comfortable when hes runnin and his body's going up n down X]<br /><br />next was this rope thing where you had to shimmy along a rope about 50 ft long, upside down carrying a 20lb box of ammo. that box got heavy quick, let me tell ya. next was pullups, again, as many as possible, as fast as possible. <br /><br />next we had to lift up this 50lb bucket and use ropes to put it in the center of a ring we couldnt enter. probably was the easiest task that we finished in like 30 seconds lol<br /><br />the next station was the worst. not cuz it was hard, but cuz of the after effects. you ever see photos or movies of soldiers crawling in the mud under wires? yup. guess what we did X] there was this little mud spot about 10x10 and we had to crawl under the ropes, in the mud, without touchin the ropes. i went first and of course, like an idiot, i touched the ropes at the end and became a 'casualty'. in which case, my team members had to push me out n i couldnt move til i was clear of the ropes. fun times, i tell ya. n that muddy water was cooooold X]<br /><br />next was just as fun: we had to crawl like 100ft in the mud with a 50lb box of ammo, dragging, throwing or just plain moving by whatever means necessary to get it to move. had to stay low to the ground, so i ended up just chuckin it as far as possible n then crawlin up to it and chuckin it again. repeat...several dozen times lol<br /><br />next station was a sorta combined push ups thing where we all laid on our stomachs in a square, by putting our feet on the dude behind us, so everyone had their feet on someone. then, as one, we did push ups. our feet kinda acted as anchors to weigh down each other, but wasnt that hard. usually two or maybe three groups were at each station so for this one we had 3 squads and we all just stayed on the same count and did them all together. teamwork! yeah!! X]<br /><br />but i tell ya, i had a marines t-shirt and sweat pants on. after all that crawlin in the mud, my shit weight an extra 20 pounds at least. my pants did... ]]></description>
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                <title>I joined the Marine Corps</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:52:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And all I got was this crappy t-shirt.<br /><br />lol...<br /><br />ok, the above is kinda a true story. X]<br /><br />but yes, as of 2pm today, i am an official poolee for the marines. this means that i will meet with my recruiter probably once a week to do physical training, to make sure im set n ready for boot camp.<br /><br />part of me still cant believe its official, cuz ive been talking about this for several months now.<br /><br />the day has been long and arduous. with many people asking me the same questions, doing medical and physical exams, starting at 5am this morning. and now i have to go to work in an hour.<br /><br />in accordance to my contract, i will ship off in the end of december of this year, or early january of next year, it is still to be decided by my commanding officer. my contract is for 8 years. assuming for a moment that i am illegible for Officer Candidates School, which will negate that contract, i will serve 6 of those years as a reservist so i can complete my schooling. the remaining two years i will still be in the Department of Defense's books as a marine and can still be called up during times of war or national emergency.<br /><br />also in accordance to my contract, I, Jeremy Kamtman, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cunt Punt?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:42:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ since apparently, dude deleted the poll shortly after he made it, possibly due to too much unwanted attention or somethin like that. heres the link he provided: <a href="http://www.grizzlybay.org/SarahPalinInfoPage.htm">[link]</a><br /><br />i vote...<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/CFace/motivator3596116.jpg">[link]</a> !!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Generation Kill</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:04:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ÂI donÂt give a fuck whatchu write, its still gonna come out with liberal spin on it anyway.Â<br />ÂSee, what am I seriously supposed to do with all this bullshit you guys constantly talk about?Â<br />ÂWhat? You think IÂm some sorta racist psycho redneck?Â<br />ÂWhut? Chu aint?Â<br />ÂWhat and youÂre not some fuckin Milton taco vendor revolutionary?Â<br />ÂSee reporter, no outsider can understand how we really are.Â<br />ÂWeÂre all fuckinÂ brothers.Â<br />ÂAnd weÂre all fuckinÂ alpha males.Â<br />ÂWe gotta constantly test each other.Â<br />ÂAll we do is fight for position in the pack, dog. All that training we do? Martial arts, the grappling, is for practice. But, itÂs also for real, to achieve dominance over a muthafucker. We do the same thing mentally. Its prison rules, dog. You probe for any kinda weakness you can find: family, race, brains, looks, anything you have on a muthafucker, you wear it the fuck out.Â<br />ÂBeatinÂ a Marine ainÂt about words, itÂs by your fuckin action.Â<br />ÂBack home in the civilian world, a fool slaps a &#145<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" />rotect the PlanetÂ sticker on his car, suddenly itÂs a fuckin environmentalist. DonÂt matter that he still drives that fuckin car, fires up his computer n video games n cell phone with electricity from nuclear power n coal n fuckin melted baby seal oil. No, uh huh, I got a bumper sticker on my shit, so IÂm all about savin the fuckin planet. In a fuckin Marine Corp civilization, it donÂt matter what a muthafucker says, only thing that matters is, dog, when you charge that muthafuckin machine gun when the muthafuckin man tells you to charge that machine gun.Â<br />ÂShit, every man in this platoon is a hard-charger. Marines bitch about everything man, chow, fuckin moron officers, no time for a our combat jack, but you will never hear a Marine in this platoon bitch that we could die at any second.Â<br />ÂHell naw.Â<br />ÂTHATÂS whut we signed up for.Â<br />ÂOohrah that muthafucker.Â<br />ÂFuckin care if some latte-sippin bitsexual college Justin Timberlake reading Rolling Stone magazine thinking IÂm a racist. Fuck no! IÂd give my life for any brother in here. I know any one of Âem would do the same for me. You think it matters if I call fuckin T a nigger? Psh, fuckin love that big dark green marine with his big olÂ beautiful nigger dick. Love all my dirty spick brothers here.Â<br />ÂAnd I fuckin love this cracker ass and red peckerwood racist fuck. I dunno why I do it, dog, but I do.Â<br />ÂCuz IÂm pretty n I shave my balls. Wanna touch Âem reporter?Â<br />ÂMm, no. thanks.Â<br />ÂLook man, I joined the Marine Corp. ten days after I graduated high school. I went to school with all these rich kids at St. TerridyÂs Perish. But I was an apartment kid. My mom worked. I worked summers digging footholes on the weekends. I was a dishwasher a AngellaÂs Pizzaria. I busted my ass, became a Recon Marine since I was nineteen. My shitÂs tight as fuck, I know that. My brothers in this platoon know that. So fuck all you.Â<br />ÂDamn man, you just spit on my fuckin rack, dog.Â<br />ÂWhere?Â<br />ÂThere! You see that pile of dried camel dung?Â<br />ÂMm-hmm.Â<br />ÂThatÂs my fuckin pillow, dog. You fuckin spit on it, fool! You a heinous ass white boy.Â<br />ÂSorry.Â<br />&#147<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" />shÂÂ<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Games</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:17:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ filler journal ftw!<br /><br />so...fall is almost upon us. right now im in my Intro to 2D Animation class, procrastinating on my football player doing his touchdown dance. go redskins? lol...<br /><br />but!!! i've been watching a ton of Resident Evil 5 trailers and i gotta tell ya, im gettin excited. so on a sudden impulse i went n bought Resident Evil 4 for the ps2 yesterday....10 hours, an ordered pizza and 4 game chapters later, i'm almost done with it. cuz i tihnk they are like 6 chapters X]<br /><br />so, i never really played any of the RE games, but i did watch friends play. survival horror wasnt much my thing. but i tihnk im gonna have to go back n play em. haha, i told <a href="http://jynx88.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/y/jynx88.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjynx88:" title="jynx88"/></a> that we need to have an RE party with like 4 tvs and each of us is playin an RE...see who can beat their game first X]<br /><br />speaking of going back! i was never a huge metal gear solid fan, i did start an get about an hour into the games, save for MSG4 since i dont gots a PS3. so i might just have to go back n get those. least i can knock out two birds with one stone with Twin Snakes, right?<br /><br />anyways. downloaded the demo for Too Human and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. but i've only played the demo for The Force Unleashed. <br /><br />hmmm...best way i could describe is this: godly.<br /><br />that comes out on the 16th of September.<br />in fact, several games are coming out soon. heres a list for quick reference, according to ebgames.com (probably subject to change):<br /><br />Mercenaries 2 - 8/31<br />Infinite Undiscovery - 9/2<br />Spore - 9/7<br />Rock Band 2 - 9/14<br />Saints Row 2 - 10/14<br />Dead Space - 10/20<br />Fable 2 - 10/21<br />Ghostbusters - 10/21<br />Fall Out 3 - 10/28<br />Tom Clancy's EndWar - 11/4<br />Gears of War 2 - 11/7<br />Call of Duty: World at War - 11/11<br />Prince of Persia - 11/18<br />Tomb Raider: Underworld - 11/18<br />Last Remnant - 11/20<br />StarCraft 2 - 12/3 <br /><br />looks like this is gonna be the ear of the sequels. save your monies folks! =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FYI</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:32:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this appear on the net a little over a week ago<br /><br /><a href="http://www.empiremovies.com/index.php?id=24164">[link]</a><br /><br />are you excited? <br /><br />i know i am =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:42:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ in class right now. and, being the geeky art students we are, we are discussing star wars....which somehow led to alien creatures, and how they should have british accents. no no wait...they should have scottish accents...which led to darth vader quotes in scottish accents...and sean connery accents....<br /><br />this is what happens in an 8am class during midterms?! o.O<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>quickie</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:01:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ in class<br /><br />i hate programming for the artist<br /><br />i love Dark Knight<br /><br />seen it twice already. boo ya<br /><br />other classes are going well<br /><br />bank was stupid.<br /><br />they go our request for them to send my school a check.<br /><br />a month ago.<br /><br />they never sent the school the check.<br /><br />wtf.<br /><br />missed two classes on monday and wednesday.<br /><br />first takin care of the accounting shite.<br /><br />then i slept through my alarm for the second class.<br /><br />X]<br /><br />i can barely understand my professor for Programming for the Artist.<br /><br />joy.<br /><br />the friggin metro comin to school today didnt have its AC on.<br /><br />was like 120 degrees.<br /><br />now im in a hot computer lab.<br /><br />this is a day where i cant avoid being sweaty.<br /><br />ew...<br /><br />im not a marine yet; havent signed the dotted line.<br /><br />its gonna happen.<br /><br />soon.<br /><br />i swear it.<br /><br />just some things to take care of first and get adjusted to with school.<br /><br />was sorta kinda maybe 'dating' this girl from work.<br /><br />thats off now.<br /><br />though im sure she aint too happy with me.<br /><br />shes 17 and im 20.<br /><br />makes me feel like a pervert.<br /><br />plus i looked it up.<br /><br />in virginia.<br /><br />screwin anyone 14 and below is statutory rape.<br /><br />screwin anyone 15-17 is a class 1 misdemeanor.<br /><br />still no joy there.<br /><br />because in virginia.<br /><br />a class 1 misdemeanor is punishable up to 12 months in prison.<br /><br />i doubt any girl is worth being caught over that.<br /><br />plus her dads a high ranking guy in the Air Force.<br /><br />he likes me now.<br /><br />doesnt mean that cant change.<br /><br />and he could seriously mess up my military career if he wanted to.<br /><br />cant have that happen.<br /><br />and of course, theres that reason no one else wants to hear.<br /><br />'theres someone else'.<br /><br />well, ill say theres the great potential for there to be someone else.<br /><br />someone whom i think would work out better with anyway.<br /><br />im very hopeful.<br /><br />and im not going to rush anything.<br /><br />but i will say this.<br /><br />she does have a great smile.<br /><br />=]<br /><br />ok, this is now much longer then i intended it to be<br /><br />X]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ask yourself...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:51:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ why does a chicken coup have two doors?<br /><br />its cuz if it had four doors, itd be a chicken sedan<br /><br />hahahaha X]<br /><br />happy late 4th!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>July 2, 2008</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:02:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />and i quote...<br /><br />Dear Resident(s),<br /><br />It has come to the attention of management that the pool fence is being tampered with to use the pool after hours, this behavior is not acceptable and is in violation of your lease term. Arlington County Police has been notified of this behavior and immediate action will be taken if this behavior continues.<br /><br />We have made sure the pool opens 7 days a week with hours from 11am-8om. Thank you for your attention and consideration. Please contact the management if you have any questions or concerns.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />The Buchanan Management<br /><br />...dude...<br /><br />suck my left nut sack<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbonnfire:" title="bonnfire"/></a><a href="http://dragonlady294.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonlady294.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondragonlady294:" title="dragonlady294"/></a><a href="http://ryu-forte.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryu-forte.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconryu-forte:" title="ryu-forte"/></a><a href="http://unicornspirit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/n/unicornspirit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconunicornspirit:" title="unicornspirit"/></a><br /><a href="http://1000yrsilence.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/1/0/1000yrsilence.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon1000yrsilence:" title="1000yrsilence"/></a><a href="http://fatale16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/fatale16.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfatale16:" title="fatale16"/></a><a href="http://grandoak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/r/grandoak.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongrandoak:" title="grandoak"/></a><a href="http://komadorikai.de... ]]></description>
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                <title>life</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:53:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />is begining to get interesting. to sum things up, i got all Cs in my classes. eh. ok, i guess =/ but i did pass!<br /><br />so since then ive just been workin full time and enjoying the benefits of an 8 hour shift. haha X]<br /><br />but! the marine recruiter called me up friday and i set up a meeting with him for 10am this mornin. the meeting which i just got back from a little while ago.<br /><br />so, heres how it goes:<br /><br />because im about to be a junior in college, im actually ineligible for the Platoon Leader's Class (PLC) program that i thought i was gonna go into. what theyre gonna have me do is actually go to Boot Camp on some kinda split program (still not 100% sure on whats so 'split' about it). all i know is that split program gets me outa boot 2 weeks earlier. woot. <br /><br />anyways, once outa boot, ill technically be an undeployable, enlisted marine in the reserves thats undergoing officer training. and, ill probably be at the rank of Private First Class (E-2, out of 9 enlisted ranks) BUT! ill be receiving the pay grade of a Sergeant (E-5). awesome. as an 'enlisted reservist' marine, i would be required to do one weekend a month of service. usually guard duty or some other bull. and i would continue to be an enlisted marine until i went to Officer Candidates School (OCS), which is the exact same thing as PLC, just one summer insteada 2, and its 10 weeks long insteada 6.<br /><br />after which, id probably have antoher 2 quarters to go (would be my guess) in school and once i graduated, id receive my commission as a 2nd Lieutenant. i think its kinda exciting to think that if i make it, ill probably be the only one of my graduating class to be in a dress blues uniform at graduation. officer sabre n all X]<br /><br />then (and i dont know how long after graduation this would be) id be off to The Basic School (TBS) where its another 6 months of drilling, classes, technical stuff and the like. fun. afterwards is my Military Occupational Specialty School (MOS) or job school. for flight training, i do believe its up to a year of training.<br /><br />so anyways, the recruiter dropped me off at home and i called up my ma cuz the dude wanted to see my school transcripts, social security card, high school diploma and birth certificate. and i wsa talkin to her on the phone and i could tell she was startin to get pissed or something. so i called her again when i got into my apartment and she was cryin on the other end =[<br /><br />i felt pretty bad cuz i know she doesnt want me to go and shes hopping i change my mind. but now that it looks like things are fitting into place, im really startin to look forward to it now.<br /><br />the only last thing to take care of now is the physical and the battery test. ive already filled out forms for releasing personal medical, police and other such files. then i need to decide a ship off date. basically, they have ship off dates like for one day outa every week outa every month. so i can pretty much choose whenever. which brings the dilemma of do i wait the one year til next summer or do i choose to ship out in the fall? both have pros and cons. see...<br /><br />summer of '09: i go in, i come out (hopefully in one piece), and i go back to school (by getting the marines to pay for school. big plus) for the next year and then i go to OCS and then i graduate a couple quarters later. simple.<br /><br />fall of '08: i go in, i come out, i go back to school AND i get the marines to start paying for school sooner. but, then i would assume i go to OCS for the summer of '09 and then what? wait around to graduate for more than a year? =/<br /><br />decisions...decisions...<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig... ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:24:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />ok, so lots to update on and the more i procrastinate the more i have to update X]<br /><br />so! THE WEDDING!!!! WOOHOO!!!!<br /><br />it was AWESOME!!! ...cept for the whole 'its an outdoor wedding and its 95 degrees out'<br /><br />o.O<br /><br />wait, whut? oh yea, thats right. AND im in a tux.<br /><br />no bueno...<br /><br />luckily, it was only about 20 mins. lol, one of my moms friends came up on her cue to read a poem about love and we're all like 'READ FASTER!' *dies* and all the groomsmen (me included) had tissues and papertowels in their pockets to get the sweat outa their eyes X]<br /><br />but once everything was all said n done, we all went in for the reception, which was nice and ACed. yay!! that lasted from 2-6pm, there i got to chill at the table my ma reserved for me and my buds, which was great. and we danced when a good song we all knew came on by the DJ we hired. and mike's (moms husband) son chris made a speech at the beginning of the reception that was really good (lol, he later admited to the rest of the groomsmen as we were all undressin outa our tuxes that he found the speech on the 'net. haha, cheeky bastard, but its kinda expected X]). they hired a comedian to come in  and perform as well. he was...okay, for the most part. admittedly, i think its kidna hard to come in and do material to a mixed crowd that you dont know. so there were several topics he couldnt touch on with kids in the room n such. but the main kicker was that he made a joke about how his agent told him it was gonna be a very diverse group, but then he sees that its mainly white people. lol? eh, not so much, not when two good friends of mine, ryan and andrea are black and sitting at the table with me. admittedly though, he did have a point...they probably represented about half the black population there X]<br /><br />so then i got up before ma and mike cut the cake to do a toast. um...yea, the beginning went something like this: &#039<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />ay attention kids, this is called Improv-ing a Wedding Speech 101', cuz i did have an idea on what i was gonna say...i just hadnt practiced all that much X]i guess it helped that i took a public speaking class last quarter. but the only difference is that i would have my speech a little bit better prepared and i was usually talkin to about 20 people...not 200+ X]<br /><br />but either way! i studdered a little bit here and there and i was kinda shakin (lol, i had a class of champagne in my hand that when i went to raise it i was shakin so bad that i spilled it over the side a little bit X]) but people in the audience laughed when they were supposed to and everyone clapped in the end. so i would say it was a job well done =]<br /><br />at 6 we all left and went across the street to the Holiday Inn where the After Party was. eh, i didnt stay too long, only a couple hours. mainly cuz all my buds had to leave and i didnt feel like stayin around and watchin mom and mikes friends get drunk off their asses. so i just went home with my buddy zak and we spent the night playin Ratchet & Clank.<br /><br />in other news, i did take the whole week off from work before the wedding to finish up finals. i did the Game Design & Gameplay final that was pretty easy and uploaded that here. only problem i ran into with that was that i did the three images of Mr. Freeze n all, then saved the small ass .jpeg files to upload here and then saved the HUGE photoshop files for later use. go figure, my computer fucks up on that last part and all im stuck with are the jpeg files (of course, because of my procrastinatin ass, this is all last minute). so i had to blow up the jpeg files and they look all blurry n shite. i was not happy, but whatcha gonna do? eh, i passed the class with a C, ill live. was a BS class anyways =/<br /><br />then i took the Geometry final. first of all, i suck balls in math. but luckily, i dont suck balls *as much* in geometry. i think its just the angles and shapes. i mean, 'thats a triangle, thats a cube, thats a polyhedron,... ]]></description>
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                <title>huh?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:22:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />i overheard some chick sayin somethin like 'i want some interaction with the Y chromosome'. and all i could think of was 'mmm, id mix chromosomes with you any day.'<br /><br />wait a tic, wtf? o.O gah...the things that pop into your head when youre bored at work.<br /><br />gah, its wednesday already and ive barely started this friggin final for Character and Object Design. ive got my math final tomorrow. huzzah? not so much. i skipped class last week so i now have a couple things to turn in for homework.<br /><br />been hittin the gym a lot lately. weight is shifting between 168 and 172lbs. i was plannin to try to get down to 165 by the wedding on saturday but my main foxus is this project then ill have all summer to continue workin out. but damn, last night, i tell ya i was on fire! i did 3 miles on the treadmill runnin at 5mph. well, 2 miles first then a lotta lifting and then another mile. but still, do you have any idea how much of a milestone that is? i guess all those days of runnin up the *huge* escalater at the metro pays off. shite, i remember back when iwas younger, id always get that stitch in my side after i ran for too long, or id get a cramp or something else to hinder me. but i feel great! =]<br /><br />my new goal is to hit 6 miles at 7mph, but that one is gonna take a bit of endurance and training. i hope to hit it by the end of the summer. i might keep with the 3 miles for the next week or so and slowly go up from there.<br /><br />anyways, just felt like writin that one down cuz it was on my mind. toodles and good night =]<br /><br />ps - i finally beat Final Fantasy XII the other day!<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? 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                <title>Bored Marines</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 04:59:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />this is what you get when you put in 'marines' into the youtube search bar<br /><br />you get things like: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=HGmDl1f5UPA">[link]</a><br /><br />and: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfM9aVs6mUY">[link]</a><br /><br />and my personal favorite: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=yPrZIWrD2Rk">[link]</a><br /><br />hahaha...ok, im off to work now<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? 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                <title>Mine Are Bigger Than Yours</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 22:44:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br /><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=C6STNygmX8c">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br />i love batman =]<br /><br />speaking of batman...<br /><br /><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=-_Ynj4i0Gmw">[link]</a><br /><br />oh yes, he does =]<br /><br />and for even more Justice League Unlimited goodness, i bring you, for your viewing pleasure, one of my favorite episodes as of late: Kid Stuff<br /><br />Part 1 - <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=CRX1O5ztexY">[link]</a><br />Part 2 - <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v">[link]</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" />9TAQ4eaS7Q<br />Part 3 - <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=scU-w8V2nuU">[link]</a><br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? 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                <title>So Far on the Road to 21...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 17:26:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />s'well folks, that time has come and gone. ive been meaning to update my journal but with the parties and midterms, the past week has been sorta kinda like...blarg X]<br /><br />so! lets recap!!<br /><br />friday night was an awesome party night with my friends and fellow college buds. shots and beer pong aplenty and the delinquency of minors. joyous. spent about a 100 bucks on drinks and it was all gone in a couple of hours X]<br /><br />then i had a very nice dinner with the family at the Sakura's Japanese Steak House back home in Maryland. s'one of those places where they put food on your plate. then when youre halfway done eating, they put more....then more...then more...and repeat about 3 times X]<br /><br />so yes, lots of take home. my buddy rob and his girlfriend were able to join us, so it was a full table.<br /><br />but once all the partyin was said n done, it was time for midterms....yay...<br /><br />sunday i stayed up pretty late workin on the shite for Character and Object Design. we had to do a reimagining of Dick Tracy, the comic detective from the 1930s. it was a group project where we had to redesign him, a good/bad girl, a good/bad guy and a gadget. have it all mounted and colored and presented bright n early on wednesday mornin. not fun, mainly cuz i was tasked with doing the coloring as well as designing the bad guy, which i didnt mind at all. but that all depended on Kinkos being open late at night--in which case they close at midnight. so theres that, and i had to take time outa workin on the stuff to finish a gameboard for Game Design and Gameplay.<br /><br />lol...i had to skateboard to work again cuz i wanted to finish this project up asap, mainly cuz it was due at 6pm on tuesday. i needed some game pieces so i raided the rpg section of the barnes n noble i work at for DnD miniature action figures.<br /><br />anyways, long story short, that midterm went alright. the one for Character n Object Design was a huge bitch. me n two of the 3 guys stayed up all tuesday night to finish the project for it to be turned in at 8am on wednesday. but we got it done!!!<br /><br />and then i was half an hour late clocking into work this morning. joy.... damn that alarm sometimes, i tell ya. probably mainly due to my lack of sleep anyways. it doesnt help to go to sleep at 2:30am and get up at 8am when youve slept maybe 4 hours over the past two days X]<br /><br />but i was playing GTA4!!! so it is a hard arguement X]<br /><br />cuz yes, GTA4 is sweeeeet! i highly recommend it<br /><br />but anyways. i came home today and took out all the trash thats been pilling up. and after i was finished, there was this pile of recycleable cardboard that was up to my chest in the trash room at the apartment. lol, the base was made of 8 boxes of pizza, the middle was 4 boxes of 24 packs of coke and it was toped off with a 24 pack of miller lite. haha, i was tempted to get a note and write 'Sorry, Midterms' on it n stick it on topa the pile X]<br /><br />in a completely unrelated note, check out this short comic strip: <a href="http://lerms.deviantart.com/art/V-d-t-End-of-the-World-Jam-55433014">[link]</a><br /><br />personally, i think its badass and genius =]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.c... ]]></description>
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                <title>Attention Washington, DC People!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:24:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />Artomatic is here!!<br /><br />Artomatic is a big time art event in DC that a friend and co-worker has introduced me to<br /><br />basically, this is the second year theyve done this thing where they rent out a whole building and have artists come and rent spaces out to show off their  work. the art depicted ranges from every from regular photography to live bands to performing arts.<br /><br />and best of all ADMISSION IS FREE!!!<br /><br />the building is located at:<br />Capitol Plaza I<br />1200 First Street, NE<br />Washington, DC<br /><br />which is accessible by metro through the Union Station metro stop, only two blocks away<br /><br />the event begins Friday, May 9th and goes until Saturday, June 15th<br /><br />operating hours are<br /><br />Wednesday 5 pm Â 10 pm<br />Thursday 5 pm Â 10 pm<br />Friday noon Â 2 am<br />Saturday noon Â 2 am<br />Sunday	noon Â 10 pm<br />Closed on Mondays and Tuesdays<br /><br />i know im going<br /><br />arent you?<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbonnfire:" title="bonnfire"/></a><a href="http://dragonlady294.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonlady294.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondragonlady294:" title="dragonlady294"/></a><a href="http://ryu-forte.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryu-forte.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconryu-forte:" title="ryu-forte"/></a><a href="http://unicornspirit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/n/unicornspirit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconunicornspirit:" title="unicornspirit"/></a><br /><a href="http://1000yrsilence.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/1/0/1000yrsilence.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon1000yrsilence:" title="1000yrsilence"/></a><a href="http://fatale16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com... ]]></description>
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                <title>Speed Painting Video</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:36:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />for any and all that are interested in digital speed painting, i suggest you check out this video: <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/905375">[link]</a><br /><br />video was shot by none other than dA's own <a href="http://leventep.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/e/leventep.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconleventep:" title="leventep"/></a>, a man who ive come to idolize for his speed painting abilities. many times have i tried to mimic this feat in my own paintings, even following a tutorial he made, but to no avail. i think this video is a long over due process so we can finally see into the mind of a genius<br /><br />in an unrelated note...<br /><br />schools goin good! we're in the middle of the 3rd week already. but those 8am classes are killer X]<br /><br />weathers gettin warmer, woot to that! 'cept i never did like the heat...sweat and me dont mix. give me like mid to upper 60s and im good<br /><br />bought the first two seasons of Batman Beyond on DVD. badass<br /><br />and my birthdays coming up in 8 days! holy crap...im gonna be 20?!<br /><br /><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a> invited me to go with her to an open house at the Maryland School of Art and Design at Montgomery College (MSAD+MC) on saturday. most of you probably know that i went there for my first year of college, and have recommended she do the same. im looking forward to possibly seeing old friends and professors, and the new building they moved into last fall.<br /><br />other than that...uh, the pope! oh yes the popes in town<br /><br />sorry, i dont really care <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />but, im a good co-worker. so today i had abotu 3 hours of sleep, went to class (on time! woot!!!) at 8am, got home by 11:30 and was at work from 12 to 4:30. then class again from 6-9:40. so yea, im beat. and, like i said, im a good co-worker, so im covering a dudes shift tomorrow morning from 7am-11am so he can go see the pope. then ill come home (maybe?) and then go back to work for my original shift from 5pm to close<br /><br />im young, i can handle it.<br /><br />i jsut wonder how long i can continue to tell myself that and actually live up to it X]<br /><br />night people, sleep well =]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="... ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry + EDIT</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:20:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br /><br /><u>The Following May Offend:</u> Politicians, Lousy Hockey Players, Union Bases, Environmentalists, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Commissioner of Baseball, Lawyers, Members of Parlament, Condo Developers, People who Talk During Movies, Bureaucrats, Upper-Management Officials, Bob, Middle-Management Officials, the Clinically Insane, Clinically Insane Dictators of Foreign Countries, my Cousin Joe, Overpaid Basketball Players, People Who's Phone Rings Every Ten Minutes, Poets, Film Critics, Rampaging Zombies, Ambivalent Seductresses, Unfair Referees, Political Cartoonists who can Neither Draw nor Tell a Joke in Cartoon-Form, Grumpy Old People who Work in CD Stores, the Guy that Stole my Bike When I was Seven, Girls who Talk too Much, Guys who Talk...<br /><br /><div align="center">***</div><br /><br />i tells you what...if the dA staff can do THIS to our avatars....wtf else can they do?<br /><br />scary thought....even if it is an april fools joke X]<br /><br />EDIT<br /><br />ok, all serious now...my birthdays comin up at the end of april. april 24th to be exact. thats 23 days from now. im going to be 20! freakin 20!!! that means my teenage years are almost over! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/ohnoes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":ohnoes:" title="Oh Noes!" />!!!<br /><br />so im probably gonna have two parties. one, more (semi) formal with the family, probably just a nice dinner. then another, much more fun party at my apartment at a time and date to be decided. the 24th is on a thursday, so one party is gonna be on that friday with the other party the next night on saturday. i just havent decided which yet.<br /><br />so mark your calendars! <br /><br />FWAH FTW! =]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br /><br /><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=800880"><img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/800880.png" alt="Visitor Map"></img><br><a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a><br><br /><br />~I think America is all about finding short term fixes to long term problems~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Kael_Darkwind"><br /><img src="http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/black/Kael%20Darkwind.jpg"><br /></img><br /><br />See a trend? Good, then you're not blind! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />The Roomies:<br /><a href="http://ballsoffury.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/ballsoffury.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconballsoffury:" title="ballsoffury"/></a><a href="http://tsukihanayuuki.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/s/tsukihanayuuki.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontsukihanayuuki:" title="tsukihanayuuki"/></a><br />High School 'n College Buds:<br /><a href="http://azulwolf8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/z/azulwolf8.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconazulwolf8:" title="azulwolf8"/></a><a href="http://jazine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jazine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjazine:" title="jazine"/></a><a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a><a href="http://pubyngububyn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/u/pubyngububyn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpubyngububyn:" title="pubyngububyn"/></a><a href="http://rikuidomitsuko.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/rikuidomitsuko.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconrikuidomitsuko:" title="rikuidomitsuko"/></a><br /><a href="http://bonnfire.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/bonnfire.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbonnfire:" title="bonnfire"/></a><a href="http://dragonlady294.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonlady294.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondragonlady294:" title="dragonlady294"/></a><a href="http://ryu-forte.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryu-forte.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconryu-forte:" title="ryu-forte"/></a><a href="http://unicornspirit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/n/unicornspirit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconunicornspirit:" title="unicornspirit"/></a><br /><a href="http://1000yrsilence.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/1/0/1000yrsilence.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon1000yrsilence:" title="1000yrsilence"/></a><a href="http://fatale16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/fatale16.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfatale16:" titl... ]]></description>
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                <title>Spring Break</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:48:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ aiight, so i know its been a little while since i updated. but, main points are these: i passed my classes! WOOT!!! and i also sold my car. semi-woot!<br /><br />ok, first things first. i got my original laptop back! my grandfather on my dad's side lives down in Louisiana has started a home-based pc repair business. im not 100% sure, but i think hes the guy that orginally built the laptop. anyways! with all the damage i had done to it, its remarkable what he's done; its in perfect working order and i couldnt have been happier! =]<br /><br />and ive passed all my classes, 'cept for the class i dropped, but were not counting that X] i got an A- in Public Speaking and a B in Sculpture for Animators. WOOT!!!!<br /><br />aiight, and now the car...basically, two weeks ago i was hangin out with my buddy rob and the car broke down (somewhat) while we were drivin around. it would stall out and i couldnt get it to go above 20mph. so i had to leave it at his house back in maryland and took the metro home.<br /><br />since then, ive been walking to work. i would drive before cuz i was lazy and didnt wanna take the 20 mins to walk the 5 blocks. so i finally got around to getting it towed to a garage that Papa Auto Parts works with. diagnostics and estimates later...we guess itll be around 750 to fix it. which is HELLA less than it coulda been if my old boss didnt offer to hook me up with parts. basically, i needed the wires (part of the electrical system), spark plugs, oxygen sensors and cadalic converter all replaced. the converter alone is DAMN 'spensive...so right there i was jsut kinda liek...joy....<br /><br />so for a 600-800 dollar pipe (basically) i could get at around 150 thanks to my old boss. anyways, ma and i decided that neither of us had the money and if i sold the car, it would save me at least 150 bucks a month. 'sides, all i do is drive it home and to work, else i take the metro so no big loss there.<br /><br />i took the car to Carmax and they offered me 500 bucks for it. i was hoping for (at least) 750, but whatever...i dont care any more... <br /><br />else...um...started playing EVE Online again, rob and i are planning on starting our own Corporation (aka - guild). so right now we've only been playing for a day or so and are gettin pretty good at it. i'd recommend you check it out. theyve got a 14 day trial thats nice n easy to access.<br /><br />else...um...SPRING BREAK!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!<br /><br />classes start 8am on monday the 31st of march<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sober</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:01:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?<br /><br />shit... X]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Iron Man and things to make your blood boil</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:36:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i got these from other journals of deviants i watch<br /><br />ok, first off: iron man!!! WOOHOO!!!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=42452">[link]</a><br /><br />just in case you guys dont know about the awesomeness thats comin your way in a couple months X]<br /><br />movin on...<br /><br /><br />(religious discussion! warning!) personally, i grew up Christian Moravian. Moravian is just another sect of Christianity (like Lutheranism, Baptism, etc). specifically, Moravians came from Moravia which was a region in the (now) Czech Republic. most of them immigrated to the US, specifically North Carolina due to world wars and other things like that. anyways! even though i grew up with this teaching, i more or less reject religion. why? mainly because more human lives have been lost in the name of god than any war, any disease or any murders combined. over the centuries, countless tribes, cities and villages, ethnic groups and people of different faiths have been slaughtered because (supposedly) some big man in the sky deemed in necessary. among other things, this is why i dissociate myself  from religion, but not from god. i still believe that there is something more powerful than me. i mean...how else could a world this beautiful be created, yknow?<br /><br />anyways, i say that because i do believe in the core beliefs of every religion: to better one self. through educational, social, financial and whatever other means, just to make yourself a better person is a great belief that everyone should practice.<br /><br />that said...its people like this who should be stabbed in the face...repeatedly: <a href="http://www.landoverbaptist.org/">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602">[link]</a><br /><br />just...wow...<br /><br />i mean really....w....o....w....<br /><br />in fact, stabbing someone thats so ignorant and tries to create so much hate...hell, THATS a reason to go on a holy war (a jihad if you will X])<br /><br />hahaha, that thought just popped in my head so i typed it out X]<br />but seriously, givin someone a well-deserved ass kickin would be closer to gods will than trying to damn everyone whos different<br /><br /><i>~fin</i><br /><br />*EDIT* one last thing i forgot...it seems like all these great new games are comin out. and here i am with not the time nor the money to play them T.T<br /><br />lets see...youve got:<br />-Front Lines: Fuel of War<br />-Condemned 2: Bloodshot<br />-Lost Oddessy<br />-Turning Point: Fall of Liberty<br />-Army of Two<br />...um...Turok? maybe not so much. Rockstar is re-releasing Bully, so i might check that one out. been playing a lot of Final Fantasy XII recently cuz i was in need of an RPG. haha, my brain was like GIMME LEVELS!!!! >.< cuz ive been doing so much killin n shootin in Call of Duty, Halo and such X]<br /><br />ok, thats all...good night =]<br /><br />*EDIT numero dos*<br /><br />this thought has been on my mind a little bit as of late: when will i graduate. its unfortunate, but my school is notorious for changing the classes in majors. so people think theyre just one or two classes away from graduating and then they get another set of classes sprung on them outa the blue; ive heard this from a couple different people. i myself, in my first quarter, they took a class out of my program that i had signed up for. so there i am in class wonderin why im not on the prof's roster. oh, go figure, they took the class out of my program and then put me in an english 101 class that i didnt need, and no body told me! <br /><br />anyways, looking at my degree audit (a big piece of paper that tells me what i still gotta take), i have 33 classes still to take (give or take). breaking that down, a full time student is 12 credits so i usually take 3 classes a quarter (4 credits per class). meaning at this rate, itll take me 11 quarters, or 2.75 years to finish school. <br /><br />the problem i have with this is that, while yes, im technically a sophmore, i feel like i should be further along in my sophmore year than i am. i mean, i started college (in general) back in the fall of 2006, and here it is almost a year and a half later and...damnit, i just want to get done with school. college is fun, but im ready and i want to go into the marines. hahaha...im ready...im ready mentally, not physically. <br /><br />i was concerned that i would finish my training with the marines and then have almost another year in school before i got the commission. but looking at it now, i tihnk itll work out just fine. currently, based off this calculation, my graduation date would be in the december of 2010, which would put me right on schedule i suppose. then again...i could always resort to taking 4 classes a quarter (16 credits) and that would speed things up a little bit. instead, that would only take me 2.0625 years to finish... ]]></description>
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                <title>Enjoying my Weekend</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:54:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ by not doing anything! FWAH!!!!!<br /><br />homework to do tomorrow:<br />-finish face sculpture (omg, yes its still not done! >.&lt<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />-finish dragon sculpture<br />-finish mythological creature turn-around<br />-complete my draft for my final speech<br /><br />so yea-up, i gots a bit of hw to do tomorrow. right now im watchin the CNN democratic debate, woohoo! go Obama!<br /><br />uhh...lets see, i dropped my Geometry class cuz its not workin out havin to worry about one more thing for hw and whatever else. so ill take it later.<br /><br />got my classes all set up now, after much pain and headache due to my schools admins being retarded. so this is what weve got:<br /><br />MA211 Character and Object Design Hernandez Monday and Wednesday 08:00a - 10:45a <br />MA201 Introduction to 3-D Modeling Prosky, S  Monday and Wednesday 11:00a - 01:45p <br />GAD211 	Game Design and Gameplay Blunt, R Tuesday 06:00p 	- 09:40p<br /><br />rented Kengo: Legend of the 9 for the xbox 360 the other day. was bored and spending 5 bucks is way more cost-effective for me than spending $60 at gamestop. take it home, pop it in...and i cant even get past the first level. o...m....g....controls werent explained and the first boss is all like 'you wanna beat me?' then *BAM*!!! one hit kill with no continue option, so you gotta do the whole level over again. yea...screw that. so i took it back the next day and was able to trade it for Kane & Lynch: Dead Man. much better choice. f-bombs aplenty! yaaaay!!<br /><br />uhh...oh!!! since ive decided to go into the marine officer program, i have about a year and a half til i go in, ive been sort of catchin up. see, i dont really pay attention to whats goin on (unless its Obama X]); i dont like listening to Bush speak cuz just hearing his studdering voice makes me want to rip my ears off; and i havent been paying attention to the war either because i dont support it (but i do support the troops, of course). so perfect example: the Battle of Fallujah, one of the most important battles for control of Baghdad but i dont know what happened there or why it was so important. so for this reason, i have a list of books i plan on reading, specifically on Marine history, Marine Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) and other current affairs stuff. so in no particular order:<br />-One Bullet Away (one guys story of becoming a marine officer)<br />-Shooter (the autobiography of the top marine sniper)<br />-Why  Marines Fight<br />-Force Recon<br />-Counter-Insurgency Field Manual for Marines/Army<br />-Hogs in the Shadows (book on marine scout/snipers)<br />-USMC Scout Sniper Training Manual<br />-Generation Kill (story of First Recon Battalion's spearhead into <br />Iraq)<br />-Blackwater (about Blackwater, a civilian security force based in North Carolina that has lots of governmant military contracts and a strong presence in Iraq)<br />-Sandbox (various short stories from many different people in Iraq)<br />-Fiasco (a military chronicle of the war in Iraq)<br />-Assassin's Gate: America in Iraq<br />-Ghost Wars (talks about the rise and fall of the taliban, bin Laden, etc)<br />now, it should be noted that i talked with a co-worker of mine who was a marine officer (i dont know what rank) in vietnam. i told him i was going for a commission and if he recommended any books to read. he recommened:<br />-Fields of Fire (vietnam story about 3 men in a platoon of marines)<br />-Rumor of War (classic vietnam memoir)<br />-Koran (it came to my realization that radical islam, or islamofascism, has become more of an enemy toward the US for about the past 20 years or so. but i know very little about islam. so to remedy this, i thought to read the muslim holy book, the Koran. but its probably like 1500 pages or somethin rediculus like that, so ill prolly read  somethin like The Koran for Dummies)<br />-Tora (the Jewish holy book. similar to what i said about the Koran, cept about the enemy part)<br />-World War IV (this one caught my eye cuz Einstein once said 'i know not what weapons World War III will be fought with. But i know World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.&#039<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />-No True Glory (story of the Battle of Felluja)<br />-Marines Illustrated History<br />-The 9/11 Commission Report: A Graphic Adaptation (former artists from DC and Marvel Comics came together and transitioned the 9/11 Commission Report into a graphic novel. makes it easier to read for people like me who dont wanna read through over 700 pages of political bull)<br />-Officer Candidates Test Prep (study guide for each military branch, including marines)<br />-One of Us: Officers of Marines (marine traning, traditions and values)<br /><br />and thats all ive got, im sure theres more to add later =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Internet Board Room Video</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:50:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.davidpitlyuk.com/2007/08/18/internet-comments-in-a-real-life-boardroom/">[link]</a><br /><br />haha..its funny cuz its true... X]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>sometimes i lose faith in humanity</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:55:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ registration started on friday at 12:01am, right? so i go to register  online, looking forward to bein first and all that shite. lo and behold i have a friggin hold on my account! so my roomate kyle n i go down to school friday mornin around 9, even though we didnt have class that day. go figure, the place is closed. <br /><br />which is GENIUS!! 'hey george, why dont we open up registration the day before a holiday weekend and NOT BE THERE!!!' X] <br /><br />so heres prayin to god that monday mornin i can get the holds taken cared of and still get into the classes i want<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Letter to Ma</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:44:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ since i basically havent talked to her in a little while, 'cept briefly on the phone earlier today. i told her in an email whats goin on that i wasnt able to tell her in detail over the phone. since it basically describes everthing thats been ogin on the past week, i just thought id share it and save me the trouble of typing it over again ><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /><br /><br />***<br />heya ma!<br /><br />sorry if i sounded kinda dead on the phone earlier today, i have a lot i gotta do. last week was midterms and even though i didnt really have any exams, i did have a plot of homework and projects due, mainly in my Sculpture for Animators class. last week i slept maybe 10 hours over a three day period. cuz, sunday night i stayed up all night finishing sculpture homework then went to class at 11 and got home by 4. for whatever reason i stayed up and didnt go to bed until about midnight. got up around 9am tuesday morning and went to sleep at 6am that night, again, doing sculpture homework. woke up at about 9:30 and went to class. was there all day and didnt get home until about 10pm. then i had a 7am-3:30pm shift at work on thursday. and then a 3:30-close shift on friday. so yea...last week was almost no sleep week for me...cept i went to bed again at around 6am last night, woke up at 9:30 and went to class. again, got out at 4 and then i had a 5-close shift at work, so i had to go home, drop off my stuff, eat somethin and go to work. you called me during that brief moment between work and school so thats why i was a little dead sounding.<br /><br />it wasnt all so bad though, i dont feel overburdened or anything. and lack of sleep isnt so bad, especially since i dont have huge amounts of caffeine in my system. one you hit that exhaustion/tired period of the day, if you can pull through it for an hour or so and take some ib prophen for the on coming headache, youre good to go! =]<br /><br />so please, no worries. i figure its good to get used to this sorta thing for when i ship out for the marines--theyre gonna be poundin my ass and i wont have the luxury to think about how tired i am, i just gotta get the job done =]<br /><br />anyways! i can already see that worried frown on your face. please, please, im ok. that weeks over and i have no intention of repeating it. anyways, im pretty sure my grades right now are looking somethin like Sculpture C (soon to be higher, come wednesday, promise!), Public Speaking A, Geometry B. honestly, sculptures my biggest focus and i can honestly see myself having to take geometry again. its too late to drop the class and im doing everything iin my power to ensure that i pass the class, but i still have 4 weeks left in the quarter and plenty can happen in that time period. its simply that sculpture, for all the work and time ive put into it, i *have* to pass it my first time aorund, no matter what. and if i have to relief some of my focus from a class like geometry--a gen. ed. class that im not worried about, then by all means i will. im sure you done approve of that idea, but i at least hope you understand where im coming from. we can talk about it further tomorrow if youd like.<br /><br />and finally, speaking of tomorrow...im gonna wake up around 9-10ish, run down to the voting place thats only a block down the street and drop my vote for Obama in. then im gonna meet up with rob near Andrew's AFB around noon and work out n run for about an hour. he told me to being shorts, a hoodie and water, so i tihnk we'll be working on a lot of cardio.<br /><br />anyways! thats all ive got for now, ill talk to ya later! =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuck Video</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:30:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799271">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Quickie</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:13:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ sunday night, didnt sleep. went to eleven o'clock class. was home by 4:30 and fell asleep by 10.<br /><br />tuesday night, went to sleep at 6am, woke up at 9:30am. went to class at 11 again. had class all day til almost 10pm. passed out as soon as i got home. felt bad about it cuz i walked into my room and my roommate is rockin out with a friend of ours and im like, 'i dont wanna be a dick. but i gotta get up early cuz i have a 7am shift at work'<br /><br />surprisingly, 7am-3:30pm went by pretty quick! <br /><br />but now i have a 3:30 to close shift.<br /><br />oh, and i finished one of my sculptures for class. ill take pictures of it soon and post em up. now im gonna jump in the shower =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Anyways</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 17:05:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ more procrastination from sculpture!!!! >.<<br /><br />so, i tried to stir up a little controversy yesterday/today. yesterday we had a 4-person birthday party. by that, i mean we celebrated 4 peoples birthdays all at once because they are either on the same date or close to. basically, my grandfather turned 60, family friend's son turned 5, grandparents neighbor (whom i dont really know) turned...whatever age she turned, and then antoher family friend turned 15.<br /><br />but! i stirred up some controversy because only a couple minutes into the festivities, i made my little announcement to my grandparents that i plan on going into my marines next summer.<br /><br />cue awkward silence. oh and even better! my grandmother has this bad habit of doing this disapproving smile. i know she tries supportive of whatever her children and grandchildren do, but that doesnt mean she approves of it either. which causes a disapproving smile...which has lately been pissin me off. cuz if youre gonna be supportive then be supportive! either you agree or you disagree. by being supportive and disagreeing, doesnt that somehow cancel it all out? just a thought...<br /><br />so there was that, and then last night at like 5am i left a note on my facebook sayin i was goin into the marines. the note before said the same thing, but was about 3 pages longer cuz i just had other general life updates in there. this time, i gots straight to the point and a lot more people commented back, which is what i wanted in the beginning.<br /><br />ahh...chaos....well not really, but you get the idea, right? =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>What It Feels Like to Shoot a Prude in the Face</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:09:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ before i begin, i just want to say that the following was posted by a photographer whom i admire and respect. and now that i just read this very nice and intriguing journal, i admire and respect him even more. - <a href="http://mjranum.deviantart.com/journal/16645249/">[link]</a><br /><br />however! it is rather long and if you dont feel the willpower to read it, i can sum it up for you. but i think you sohuld still read it =]<br /><br />basically, some crazy, conservative chick reported one of his nude images saying that it was porn. bad idea for her cuz he is one of the most popular photographers on dA...cue the massive flaming storm of fan-filled rage X]<br /><br />i was scrolling through her main page on dA and it was just comment after comment of bashing and insulting on part of the fans. honestly, serves her right and she should have seen it coming. but this one dude caught me off guard cuz heres everyone with like a paragraph or two explaining how shes wrong and what she can do to correct it (not exactly in that mild-manner or nice sounding, but you get the idea). then you get the one dude that had nuthin to say and so hes just like OWNED!!! <br /><br />ah...it made me giggle<br /><br />and so if you dont want to read the journal, scroll down a little bit and ill put this paragraph that i copied and pasted from the journal...just to give you an idea =]<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />And then, the final case, in which the viewer is the sole arbiter of what is, or isn't pornographic. This doesn't work because it's utterly subjective. The last time I got into the "is it porn" debate on a photography website, my opponent argued this view - namely, that "it's pornographic if the viewer is offended by it, or thinks it's obscene or ultra erotic" - so I girded up my loins and looked at her portfolio (which was mostly full of pictures of her puppy) and responded that I had just j*cked off over her puppy pictures and they were now obscene, pornographic, and needed to have the "mature content" flag set. You get the idea. Conclusion: this definition of "pornography" does not work because it reduces to "it's whatever I say it is."<br /><br /><br />good stuff =]<br /><br />and finally i leave you with this statistic - <a href="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l139/gwcstudio/correllation-causality.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FOX NEWS Follow-Up</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:39:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i posted a journal last night with a video that showed a brief interview between the news journalists at FOX NEWS and a video game spokesman.<br /><br />so heres the follow up to that, a letter sent from BioWare's parent company, EA Games to the FOX Network.<br /><br /><a href="http://kotaku.com/348187/ea-calls-fox-out-on-insulting-mass-effect-inaccuracies">[link]</a><br /><br />personally, i tihnk EA is taking a very mature approach to this situation to make sure that the men and women get the credit and respect they deserve for the hard work and dedication =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Holiday +1</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:55:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ its more like +.5, cuz its 12:30am here...but whatever. <br />
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jsut a couple updates so i can procastinate further on hw<br />
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saw Cloverfield on saturday. not bad...not bad...though a warning: dont sit too close to the screen...cuz shaky camera can equal headaches/dizziness in some people<br />
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also, earlier today we mourn the death of Heath Ledger, who plays the Joker in his summer's blockbuster release of The Dark Knight. at first, the death was thought to be an apparent suicide, since pills were found around his body and because of the separation from his wife. then, after the police contacted his family, they told authorities that he was sick with pneumonia. but an autopsy has yet to take place.<br />
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schools still going well, the next assignment for Sculpture class is to take an action figure and model them. but then we have to do sometihng with the character to change their 'character appearance'. examples include Captain Planet being a heroin addict. The Penguin (from batman) being an overweight wrestler...flippers n all. i got Predator...so im going to make him into a cripple!<br />
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i thought i might put him in a hospital gown with his 'spear' thingy acting as an IV rack and a crutch under his other arm. ill either do that or have him using a metal walker. X]<br />
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also, a little life update - ive finalized my decision to to into the marines as an officer. but not right now...i have the option of goin into to the Platoon Leader's Class (PLC) this summer which are two 6 week courses for college freshmen and sophmores. as a junior, its a combined 10 week course. or i can wait til im a college senior or graduate and go to Officer Candidates Class (OCC)  however, my ma is gettin married on 6/7/08 and i wouldnt miss that for anything. anyways! if/when i complete any of these courses, though PLC is the most common one and the one i probably will go through next summer, once i graduate i will instantly become the lowest ranking Marine officer, which is a 2nd Lieutenant and then go into the Basic School (TBS)<br />
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if you havent noticed, the military likes acronyms... X]<br />
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anyways, once at TBS ill spend 6 months training and learning profesional skills needed to lead marines. according to the marine officer website, ill take classes that will include, but are not limited to: leadership, marksmanship, land navigation, communications, infantry tactics, weapons, drill, military law, logistics, personnel administration, and Marine Corps history. works for me =]<br />
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while there at TBS, i will submit my prefered choice of Military Occupational Specialty (MOS). i can chose between 3 general fields: land, air or law. land is the most diverse with the most career paths. air is mainly for pilots, since you *have* to be an officer to fly (same with the air force and navy i do believe) and law is simply that: law (but also includes public affairs and some desk jobs).<br />
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regardless of where i go, entry level MOS schools are 6-16 week courses. well laws outa the question cuz i dont want a desk/administration job, not yet. and airs out cuz you need 20/20 vision to fly, and i have (last i checked, 2 years ago) 20/40 vision. so, if i go the ground route, theyre are a couple areas that caught my interest. mainly, Infantry Officer, in which i would probably be in charge of a platoon or two of marines (a platoon is between 30 and 50 marines). and Tank Officer in which (according to the marines website) i would be in charge of a small platoon of 15 marines and 4 m1a1 tanks. i also had interest in Force Recon (think Navy SEALs for the Marines) and sniper school, but i didnt know if that was limited to enlisted personal only or what...<br />
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anyways! for now, all i need to do is train myself. i have over a year to prepare for the hardships of training. hopefully soon, ill be able to get together with my best buddy rob (who is an enlisted marine, a lance corporal in fact) and start training with him. he told me the marines just enacted a new rule that all personal have to have 17% or less body fat. he just needs to get some paper work taken care of and some decals put on his car and he n i can go to a local base and work out there.<br />
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speaking of rob! hes a reservist, but his unit has been called up for rotation sometime in 2009, and thats all he knows. so for now, all he can do is train his body and his trigger finger. im not worried about him though, hes a decent shot (X]) and hes trained to set up and maintain computers and networks. plus, hes attached to an airplane support unit. so its highly doubtful hell see any frontline action. if anything, it might be to set up a forward command post, but still...doubtful =]<br />
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in other news, i found this on :iconadohnis:'s journal, for you video game fans out there from good ol' FOX NEWS reporting: <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/163925.html?playlist=featu... ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:08:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Because I am an esteemed and well-respected CEO and my balls should be clean!" - Lewis Black<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New Years Day +18</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:18:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ well its almost martin luther king jr.'s birthday. a national and government holiday that has been celebrated for years. in fact, as of april 4th, 2008, King will have been dead for 40 years. but his dream still lives on =]<br />
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anyways<br />
<br />
works been a little bit of a bitch. not cuz its hard...but cuz our fiscal year ends at the end of january, so theyre scrambling to make sure theyre on target with their numbers. and right now, we're not. so theyve been cutting back hours and the like. so i got my smallest paycheck ever today X]<br />
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i dont mind the paycheck, only cuz i only worked that one day last week and got the day off to visit my dad. so i was expecting that. cept now, i cant get any shifts that i want T.T<br />
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so i just gotta watch my spendin for the next week or two =/<br />
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oh well, this is part of being a college student! just gotta bare with the highs and the lows<br />
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in other news...<br />
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finally got in contact with the Marine Recruiter. the Sergeant called me thursday night around 5:30 and i was already at work...but i still answered, big no-no X] so i told him i would call him back friday morning...cept i was asleep friday mornin cuz i didnt have to work until noon. so my phone's buzzing at 10am woke me up and i called them back. i assume the same sergeant answered. so i talked with him for about 20 minutes or so, he asked me a buncha questions like 'have you ever been hospitalized overnight,' 'have you ever been diagnosed with ADHD or taken medication for it?' etc... so once everything was done, he said theyd like to talk to me in person and i set up an appointment with them for 11am saturday morning.<br />
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so after all that, i hoped in the shower and go ready for work. went i got out, i saw i had a missed call. from whom? just the marines...again... so i figured dude had forgotten something, so i called him back and this time a Staff Sergeant answered. he tells me that the sergeant i just talked to and set up an appointment with was the enlisted recruiter, the staff sergeant i was now talking to was the officer recruiter. oooooh....youd think that little detail might be kinda important....<br />
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so i had to go through the whole questionnaire thing with him too, and then some. so then he told me i had to wait until the captain called me back. (oooh....<i>the captain</i>!) so right now it looks like i have an appointment with the officer recruiter on thursday at 10am. so now...somehow...i gotta be up n call teh enlisted recruiter and let him know i wont be coming....uhg...the life of trying to be a marine....<br />
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X]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:28:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i just heard her sing<br />
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and it was <i>beautiful</i>...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Shower Differences</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:25:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stolen from <a href="http://lapurr.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/lapurr.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlapurr:" title="lapurr"/></a>'s journal just a moment ago...<br />
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in the 'how to shower like a man' section, ive highlighted the ones that particularly caught my eye X]<br />
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<b><u>How To Shower Like a Woman</u></b><br />
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Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.<br />
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.<br />
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Get in the shower.<br />
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Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.<br />
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.<br />
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.<br />
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint enhanced conditioner.<br />
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.<br />
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.<br />
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Rinse conditioner off hair.<br />
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Shave armpits and legs.<br />
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Turn off shower.<br />
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.<br />
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Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.<br />
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Get out of shower.<br />
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Dry with towel the size of a small country.<br />
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.<br />
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<b><u>How To Shower Like a Man</u></b><br />
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.<br />
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Walk naked to the bathroom.<br />
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If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.<br />
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.<br />
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Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.<br />
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Get in the shower.<br />
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Wash your face.<br />
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Wash your armpits.<br />
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.<br />
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<b>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.</b><br />
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.<br />
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Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.<br />
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Wash your hair.<br />
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Make a Shampoo Mohawk.<br />
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<b>Wee.</b><br />
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Rinse off and get out of shower.<br />
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Partially dry off.<br />
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Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.<br />
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Admire willy size in mirror again.<br />
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.<br />
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist.<br />
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If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.<br />
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Throw wet towel on bed.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:49:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ right now, its 6:27am in Arlington, Virginia on the East Coast of the United States. this website for sunrise and sunset times is tellin me that the sun will rise in my area right around 7:26. now...ive stayed up to when the suns started to rise, but i never sat out and just watched it. so in about 50 minutes or so, im gonna go up on the roof and im gonna watch the sunrise. and im gonna take a picture of it with my digital camera. not exactly a photographers first choice, but itll get the job done.<br />
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yknow...i tihnk the relationship of spam-friend invite i get on myspace is directly related to how long youve been logged on at a given time...<br />
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had a good day today. slept in til like 2pm. go some chores done real quic before i left the house and went back home. mah buddy rob wanted to go laser tagging. unfortuantely for us, the place near us has like tournament night or osmething like that...leagues i guess...every saturday night. place was packed. so we decided to go to the mall and see a movie instead.<br />
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'cept when we got there, we all just kinda were like...eh...we see a movie like every weekend...so we just hung out at the mall, walked around a little bit...did a little shopping. oh! i got some new earings from Hot Topic. im gonna try n re-pierce my ears tomorrow...well later today. hopefully these new earings will be hella easier to get in. might have kyle or dave do it for me, that way theyre like, "ok, ready? one...two....BAM!" i wont even know its comin X]<br />
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but! it should be noted that my philosophy on life is that 'tomorrow' means the time after i go to sleep. so yes, even though it is now 6:45, it wont be 'tomorrow' until after i wake up.<br />
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aiight you guys, hope youre all sleeping well and have a good day in the hours to come. kyle n i are gonna do some home redesigning but putting together a new book shelf and putting some of his artwork up on the wall. plus, were gonna head down to michaels and get some art supplies for the classes to come and he was talkin about gettin a dart board. dont know where the hell we're gonna put it....but well see...<br />
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g'night and good morning you all...ill get back to ya soon. but right now im gonna go up on that room and take some picture =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New Years Day +10</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:04:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ haha, i wonder how long i can keep these journal titles up? maybe until martin luther king jr. day? then itll be MLK Day +2 or whatever X]<br />
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but! the first week of schools all said n done. and i tihnk this is gonna be a real good quarter. Sculpture for Animators is probably gonna be easy but with a lot of work involved (lets hope!). Public Speaking is gonna be a lotta fun cuz the prof. is awesome. and last is College Geometry. now, i havent done math in over two years, but 10th grade geometry was my best year in math ever. so im hopeful. professor is a little monotone though...and thats not cool. but ill live.<br />
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had the day off from work yesterday cuz our store manager was worried about hitting our planned numbers for the week and part of that is the number of work hours we have. the more man hours we have set for the week, the larger amount we have for plan. so she called up a couple of people an told em it was dead slow and they didnt need us. well ok, my wallet can take this one, but it was awesome cuz my dad was in town on business and it was a last minute thing and he wanted to see about gettin together for dinner or somethin. so with the day off i was able to do that.<br />
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ok, now see--heres the deal with my dad, for those of you that dont know, which is prolly most of yas. ma got pregnant at 18 an had me at 19. she was adopted and was raised in atlanta, georgia all those years. dad was 17 when he got her pregnant. it was prolly more of a one night stand than any real relationship. still, ma at least *knew* the guy. anyways, so she moves up to maryland and has me and yada yada.<br />
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dad stayed down in georgia. ma asked him if he wanted to be apart of the babys life--apart of my life. he told her he was too young to be a father. she told him she was too young to be a mother, but was still gonna try.<br />
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i didnt meet him until i was 8. i remember, i realized that almsot everyone i knew, all the kids i went to school and daycare with, they all had fathers. where was mine? the question was never asked until then. ma found him still down in georgia and i met him for the first time that summer. <br />
<br />
hah, i probably sound like i have some animosity toward him and i dont think thats so. i still talk to him every now and then, and its good to hear he and his (now established) family is doing well. that is to say, his wife of 8 years and their two daughters--my half-sisters. wait a tic, does two half sisters make a whole? X]<br />
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i was thinkin about it earlier today. and i do love him, because hes my father and for his part, he tries to be as much of a father as he can be, despite the distance. but i tihnk i still have a little it of anger toward him. i was talking to a friend of mine earlier today. she has a step father whom i know loves her dearly. the man picks her up and drops her off for work every day on time. she rocked out with him in the garage, blastin ACDC on New Years Eve, right at the drop of the ball. he takes her to college visits and makes sure shes gonna get her (and his) moneys worth for her education. <br />
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i never had that. i never had a father figure to teach me about football and how to play and about the different teams. or how to work on your car or, fuck, i dont know? grill. so theres that...and when i stop and think about it, he said 'no'. and thats what makes me anger.<br />
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becuase!!!! FELLAS! LISTEN UP! if you ever get a girl pregnant, the best and most manly tihng you can do is stay by her and be a fucking man. it is one of my solemn beliefs that when raising a child, boy or girl, they need both parents there. <br />
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so yea...when i think about it, his stubbornness of being a 17 year old kid from georgia angers me. but i love him, because hes my father.<br />
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anyways, he was in town and i was able to get together with him for dinner with ma and my buddy rob. and im glad. last time i saw him was at my High School Graduation/Party. and that was almost 2 years ago! X]<br />
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gotta say ive changed since then. he was surprised when he saw my buzzed head and facial hair. when i dropped him back off at his hotel, he reminded me that even though hes not around a lot, hes still very proud of me.<br />
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theres my father...he aint a stupid 17 year old redneck no more. hes really a father.<br />
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on a completely different subject... <br />
<br />
ma got me a pair of Mickey Mouse boxers for christmas cuz she was down in orlando recently for business. first day i wore em to work i told this one co-worker of mine. now every time she sees me she calls me Mr. Mickey. then just recently, this girl put up some new pics on her myspace sayin 'Hey Mr. Mickey...hey Mickey' in the description space.<br />
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i was like...'you callin me out across myspace pages? thats jsut kinda liek....wtf?'<br />
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so now!!! hmmm...now, im trying to find a way to get back at her...so to speak (playfu... ]]></description>
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                <title>New Years Day +6 &amp; EDIT</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:24:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ not much has changed, but things <i>are</i> looking up...<br />
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currently watchin No Reservations, which ive heard good things but never seen before. good stuff!<br />
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had an awesome weekend with my good friend <a href="http://indimani.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indimani.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindimani:" title="indimani"/></a>, cuz it was her birthday, shes 17!! =]<br />
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as most of you dont know, she was my freshman pet when i was a senior and we have stayed friends over the years. so she had all her high school buds there, some i recognized. then i realized i was the oldest person there (save her mom) and once i let that little fact spill out, everyones like 'why are you hanging out with high school kids then? youre a sophmore in college!'<br />
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they have a point, but it was still funny...cuz its true X]<br />
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so i spent the night there and then me n her went n saw Sweeny Todd, good stuff! a warning though: its kinda bloody <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br />
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anyways, im home now! and in about 10 hours, ill be in my first class for the new quarter. <br />
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on a different note...i think theres something there. shes asleep right now, dreaming whatever she may. but when she dreams, i think this is where her mind takes her: <a href="http://scotto.deviantart.com/art/Narnia-1394210">[link]</a><br />
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and now its 12:45am and im gonna pop in Disturbia and do some laundry and fold some clothes.<br />
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for my college friends that watch me and read this, good luck in the classes to come, and i will see you in the lounge! =]<br />
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EDIT<br />
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'i have a plan in motion that as president, the american people will be able to recieve the same level of health care as i do as a member of congress.' - Sen. Barrack Obama, just now on a live speach in Rochester, New Hampshire<br />
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fuckin right...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New Years Day +1</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:34:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ soldiers in world war II would count the days from the day they landed. so usually it would be like D-Day +200, etc cuz i assume it was easier than keepin track of the months and days.<br />
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today felt like New Years Day +1, cuz a shit load happened<br />
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firstly, i had the day off of work so i met up with my ma and sister and headed over to the insurance company. see, with two accidents and a speeding ticket on my record, the insurance company called up my ma and told her that if she wanted to continue to be with them, she had to drop me from her policy. joy...<br />
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so instead, we got me put on my own policy. however, since im now in virginia and moms in maryland, and my cars in virginia, they said i needed to get the car's title renewed in virginia. okidoky, no problem...<br />
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so after we finish at the insurance company we drive down the street to the DMV. parkings terrible. sister n i jump out and get a place in line. we get in the info line and discover, to our dismay, that if i wanna do the things i gotta do, i need either a birth certificate or passport. wtf? i's figure, if i already have a license from MD and i just want to transfer it to a VA lisence, shouldnt it be an easy process? guess not<br />
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so we meet up with ma a couple minutes later. whole time we were there? 10 minutes. whole time ma was there? maybe 3. total time for her car to get towed? 2<br />
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thats right, within that short time span of her parking the car, it was towed cuz she parked in the wrong space. to her defense, she parked in a vacant lot that had tow away signs on either end of the lot, not at the actual spaces. also the signs were pointed inward, viewable only when exiting. just as well, im sure thats their main source of income, towing people at the DMV...cuz they had one like every 10 minutes...assholes...<br />
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then ma almost had a breakdown in the (freezing cold) parking lot cuz of the car and we called them up n they said it would be a hundred bucks even to get the car back. then we also had to get a cab to travel the 3 miles down the road to get to the towing place. cue moms almost breakdown moment...and <i>she</i> gets pissed off at me for gettin a little agitated and sayin 'fuckin christ' once or twice...<br />
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almost wanted to say to her that it aint my fault you cant read a fuckin sign. but anyways, i offered to pay for the car and then they drove me to my apartment and they left for home.<br />
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but! not before emma managed to loose her cell phone in the taxi cab we rode over in. <br />
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so...very busy and hectic...and now im gonna work on another digital piece for work. one of my co-workers put somethin up in the break room sayin that he wanted everyone to try their hand at drawing this one picture and then he would put them up as a collection or somethin. so yea, im on it =]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Life Updates for the New Year (kinda long)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:32:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And the redskins make the first touchdown with 6:28 left on the clock in the first quarter. Ah, redskins vs. dallas. Epic. Especially for a game that has has so much ridin on its shoulders. Basically, even though the Âskins are like 8 and 8, if they win this game they go into the playoffs and if they win that, theyre in for the Superbowl.<br />
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I hope everyone had a great holiday and a soon-to-be happy new year! I had a pretty decent one, cept my car broke down the day after Christmas. I was taken it to my former job at the auto parts store and it kinda died on me on the way. I already knew there was something wrong with the tailpipe cuz one the way home I could hear it hittin the ground. Not good.<br />
<br />
So when I got there they replaced the distributor cap (basically an essential part of the electrical system, and often times moisture can get in there, and we all know how water and electricity donÂt mix). Then the boss sent me up the street to a garage so they could fix the tailpipe. Halfway there, the car dies again. Joy. Im able to start it back up again and make it there. But! Right before I make the turn into the garage, this truck behind me suddenly slows down and im lookin in my rear view mirror wonderin why. Then I see this little metal thing rolling underneath his wheels. OhÂthatÂs whyÂ.joyÂ<br />
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So basically, the exhaust system on my jetta is 3 pipes. The pipe that actually sticks out from the bottom (the muffler) had half rusted and rotted off. So half the pipe was still on the car and the other half is still somewhere on US Route 1 X]<br />
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but now the cars all nice and fixed and god....ohhh.....god....does it sound nice...<br />
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anyways!<br />
<br />
Soooo, I just walked to work Thursday and Friday. And then because of a good friend and co-worker and her very nice father, I got a ride home both nights. Thursday night wasnÂt that big of a deal, but Friday it was pourin down rain and the dude just looked at me and said, Âyou walking again?Â<br />
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ÂYes, sir. But if youre willing and able, I would greatly appreciate it.Â<br />
Âhop inÂ<br />
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woot! Nice guy too. Staff Sergeant in the air force. Dry humor. Hell, by best bud rob is just the same so I think he n I will get along just fine.<br />
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On a different noteÂ<br />
<br />
Ma quit her job. I honestly donÂt know why she waited so long. Shes been there, shitÂI dunno? 11 years? And as far as I know shes been quitting for the past 5 years, maybe more. So she just finished her two weeks notice and has been sending her resume out. She doesnÂt have a college degree, so that might limit her choices. But shes still relatively youngÂonly 39Âand shes got 20 years of work experience. I think shell be alright, but still moneys a little tight right now.<br />
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Laptops still out of commission but my grandfather gave me an older laptop with XP and a wireless card so im not as much out of touch with the world. I still gotta get all my music n pictures off the old harddrive. Im lookin into getting a desktop computer cuz thatÂs a little more bang for your buck me thinks. Plus I can continue to upgrade it easily enough.<br />
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Its halftime now, redskins are winnin 13 to 3.<br />
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I have my life goals all set out, thing is just makin em happen. I think ill list em now, just cuz its good to look at a list and be able to cross things off when ya can, yknow?<br />
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Short Term, Hopefully Within the Next Year<br />
Finish my Novel<br />
Find my Girl*<br />
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Within the Next Three to Fifteen Years<br />
Finish School, Getting a BachelorÂs Degree of Fine Arts<br />
Go into the Game Industry<br />
Travel Europe with Friends**<br />
Go Into the Marine Corps. Officer School***<br />
Go Back to School and Complete my Masters Degree of Fine Arts<br />
Become an Art Professor<br />
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Eventually<br />
Go into Politics and Run for President<br />
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Misc.<br />
Get my own place, prolly an apartment<br />
Buy a big screen HDTV with surround sound and the works to complete my home theater DVD experience<br />
Move someplace where I can snowboard at almost anytime I want to<br />
Buy a Shelby GT500 and listen to that baby purr<br />
Start a firearms collection, just cuz I can<br />
Add 30lbs of muscle to myself<br />
Start a collection of action figures, particularly video game characters and the like<br />
Learn piano<br />
Learn the violin or cello<br />
Learn guitar<br />
Learn other languages, particularly sign language, german, Spanish and French<br />
Start a collection of modern art****<br />
<br />
Well, im only 19. life is my oyster right now. Bring it on<br />
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*not getting my hopes, but I think theres something there, and if soÂ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><br />
**I want to travel Europe while im still relatively young. Particularly, I want to go when there are a b... ]]></description>
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                <title>Japan I Have Lost Faith in You</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:55:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>WARNING:</b></div><br />
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<div align="center">***</div><br /><br />watchin Godzilla 2000 right now. one of those old time, made new monster movies i always wanted to see. found it at my stores bargain bin<br />
<br />
anyways...ok, its godzilla. yes, hes terrorizing japan. yes, theres gonna be semi-bad japanese acting and dubbing. and yes, theres gonna be some cheesy man in a monster suit graphics.<br />
<br />
BUT!<br />
<br />
what i cannot accept, especially from the japanese, is how terrible and cheesy the computer graphics are! good god man! its the year 2000 and its the japanese! you should be at least 5 years ahead of us in the world of electronics. and here you are puttin out somethin for the world to see and it looks like crap!<br />
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/rant<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br />
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                <title>somethings should never be over looked</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:48:07 PST</pubDate>
                
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<div align="center">***</div><br /><br />dont know what thats from, but i thought it an ample title<br />
<br />
basically, i just wanted to get that last journal off my main page<br />
<br />
i was not in a good mood at the time but things are a lot better now. real surprising what 24 hours can do<br />
<br />
mainly, my car is workin again. i dont know wtf was wrong with it last night but regardless, its better now. called up a good friend who knows just about everything about cars and because of all the rain, he thought i mightve had some water in the gas tank. but still, i drove it home without any problems, so thats one thing off my chest<br />
<br />
as for what i said at the end of the last journal, i apologize to both of you. i called you out saying you were childish and here i was doin the exact same thing. real stupid of me<br />
<br />
anyways, whats done is done and whats said is said<br />
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'nuff said<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br />
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                <title>Everythings Fallin Apart</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 00:07:57 PST</pubDate>
                
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<div align="center">***</div><br /><br />and i cant catch the pieces quick enough<br />
<br />
fuckin a...<br />
<br />
moms outa a job...<br />
well, shes been quitin for the past 5 years and she finally just did. shes still workin on her two weeks notice. but still, she dont exactly have a lotta income comin in right now<br />
<br />
laptops shot to hell...<br />
OS is all fucked up, same with the CPU fan...<br />
<br />
cars shot to hell...<br />
radiator needs to be replaced, front grill and engine/bumper support bar needs to be hammered back into place...exaust pipe is all kinds of fucked up, in fact, it just died on me...<br />
<br />
hell, at this point im just waitin for either my xbox 360 to go, or some shit to go ka-put at work to get me fire. or FUCK! i dont know?! my goddamn floor to cave in on me as im all nicely tucked away in bed one night. only to wake up with fuckin timber in my teeth or something!<br />
<br />
an since its fuckin 3am in the goddamn mornin and ive got a couple beers in me, i dont really have an inhibitions right now<br />
<br />
chick, you know who you are, so listen up. im honestly not into you. sorry. youre fun to hang around with and make laugh, but i try to make everyone laugh. and its not cool for you to be callin me out in your journals, all 'im over him and theres someone else i really like!'. honestly, its childish; youve still got that straight outa high school mentality and thats really not what im lookin for. im very mature and as self-sufficiant as possible and im lookin for someone thats on or very near to that same maturity level. sorry, just how it is right now. hope you dont hate me too much for it<br />
<br />
other chick, and you know who you are even though youll probably never see this so i dont know what the point is. i like you. always have. i think youre great and cute and wonderful...but i could never tell you that. you wanna know the honest reason? its cuz im scared. can ya believe how really pathetic that is? im scared. im scared because i feel like if anything were to ever start between us, there would be the possiblity of us workin together, dating and maybe even going to school together. can ya say stalker much? and plus, and heres where the realist in me comes out, if whatever relationship we had ultimately failed and somehow impeded our work, id probably be the first to go simply cuz youve worked there longer and people like you more. cold hard facts, aint it? X]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br />
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                <title>FINALS + Edit at Bottom</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:11:52 PST</pubDate>
                
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<div align="center">***</div><br /><br />Fuck. I. Never. Actually. Learned. this Shit.<br />
<br />
but behold! they are done and i am free for the next 3 weeks!!!<br />
<br />
classes start January 7 and til then, im just buildin my bank account =]<br />
<br />
goin back home in a little bit, just hopped on my roomies' comp (shhh...hes not here right now) to check mah msgs. <br />
<br />
gonna meet up with da buds, go see I Am Legend tomorrow evening. effin A. <br />
<br />
BY THE WAY! check it yo : <br />
<br />
5 minute cloverfield trailer - <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=40208">[link]</a><br />
<br />
and while youre there, take a look around that site. theres some pics of up comin movies (X-Flies 2, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspin, etc). good shite, good shite...<br />
<br />
also lookin into gettin some practice with firearms over the weekend. my buddy robs a marine and can get on base with his military ID. problem is, hes only 19, just like me. and in the good ol' state of maryland you gotta be 21 to own a gun. and hes all 'but....but...im a marine! >.<' (although a bit less whiny, i just like makin fun of him). cuz most of the fireranges, even the ones on a military base are sort of BYOG. (Bring Your Own Gun). so i think i found one not too far from my home in maryland that we should be able to just rent guns and have some good clean family fun =]<br />
<br />
btw, theres this christmas music CD out by this dude named Josh Croban. i dont know about the rest of the CD, but it has Ave Maria on it. and thats one of my freakin favorite ass songs! <br />
<br />
AVE MARIA FTW!!!<br />
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EDIT<br />
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check out this vid - <a href="http://thatvideosite.com/video/1252">[link]</a><br />
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funny thing about this is that ive got ths one friend that at one point and time had thermite. also around this time there was a girl we both knew and did not like very well. she was all fine and dandy, right up until she got her car. what car you ask? nothin else but a neon yellow 2005 Dodge Neon. and she let us know. all the time. didnt matter to her that Neons are crappily and cheaply made. or that she was blowing several hundred (if not thousands) of dollars for little 'upgrades' (like, why the hell would you put a spoiler and an underkit on a Neon?!). <br />
<br />
anyways, since we knew where she lived, the thought had crossed out minds several times about sneakin over htere one night and puttin some thermite on the Neon's engine block, just like they did in the vid. and now i know the end result was exactly what we thought it would be: there would be nothing left X]<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br />
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                <title>Linkin Park Touring</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:23:15 PST</pubDate>
                
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<div align="center">***</div><br /><br />so...Linkin Park is doing their Projekt Revolution tour yada yada. they were at Virgina Beach in August, which is the closest theyve been to where i am, but still too far away.<br />
<br />
but wait! theyre still hope to see my boys in concert! they announced a few new tour dates a couple days ago, one of them being in Baltimore, MD on Febuary 19th<br />
<br />
oh i am on it!<br />
<br />
in fact, i just bought my ticket a moment ago. ill be at the front lines, moshin wih the best of em. hope to see ya there!<br /><br /><div align="center">***<br />
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