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                <title>Miffy pens that actually work</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:02:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ School is starting soon....So damn, I should start to be more productive RIGHT?!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>Oh yeh commie government PLZ give me FACEBOOK!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:38:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, from the title, I am guessing you know that I am currently in China. Because I am chinese, okay, like, soooooo CHINESE. Also from the title, I sincerely hope that you have realised that, a) I have facebook, b) CHina has blocked Facebook again, and c) I am not very happy about that. The fact that facebook is blocked means that I cannot waste time talking to my english class mates, or check whether my chine-english friends had sent me any new notes, nor can I take pictures of my hand and put it online. (long story, tell you guys later.) So, for the time being, I am going on deviantart, reading Readers' Digest, watching TV, hanging out with my cousin (who is cool) and eating out.<br /><br /><br />...<br /><br /><br />Okay, that actually doesn't sound too bad.<br /><br />But PLZ give me facebook!!!! orz <br />(wow, I have become chinese so fast!?)<br /><br />=====================================================================================================<br /><br /><br />Oh yeah, the story of my hand.<br />See, my aunt and uncle are like, really middle class chinese people. So, of course, they have amazing interier. Because they have so much money, they fixed one of those really fashionable glass slidy door that people love. Now, during the day times, they close it, so that they can turn on the air conditioner.<br />Me, being over-excited after 20 hours train journey (plus middle age man snoring), didn't see the glass door. Maybe because I am really short sighted, but I believe it was due to the fact that the door was too clean, yes, too clean. So I walked into the door, and not realising what the f*** just happened, continued walking into it again. This time, I smashed through the entire glass door, shattering it. <br />Obviously I have also sustained some injuries. My right hand knuckles are slice open by the glass, and one piece of skin the size of my thumb nail is hand from my hand. What happened next was me going, 'oo, just some small cuts', my aunt panicking, my intern cousin not really nowing what to do, me going to the hospital, throwing a fuss because I don't want to have stitches, and when I finally had a tetanus jab, my aunt tickled me.<br /><br /><br />The story really makes no sense.<br /><br />My cousin's boyfriend's comment was: seriously? walking into a glassdoor, I have only seen that happen in mangas and animes.<br />(yes, he is hot. and he is 6 foot 2.)<br /><br /><br />=====================================================================================================<br /><br /><br />my bro's really epic quote: å°ä¸ªå­ä¹ä¹~~~<br /><br /><br /><br />=====================================================================================================<br /><br />I would talk about the amount of cheap clothes I bought, but you would shoot me, so I wouldn't. But that doesn't mean I can't think about it. Also, just because it's cheap, doesn't mean it's good. Soz.<br /><br /><br />=====================================================================================================<br /><br />I say 'soz' quite a lot. Truth be told, I don't know what it means. I use it as kind of a conclusive ending. Kind of like, 'so that's that', except it's meaningless.<br /><br /><br />=====================================================================================================<br /><br />I have finally fallen into the deep deep fandom called HETALIA AXIS POWER!!!!<br />Oh, my god, pelase help me.<br />Personifying countries into hot men ( and women, but girls don't really care about that) didn't re4ally sound like a good idea. At first I was like, dude, how shallow can you get? And I really didn't think i'd like it. The only reason I searched it is because I saw CHancake's gallery, and thought it looks funny.<br />Oh boy, what a bad mistake.<br />Now I can't even take politics seriously. And i no longer feel some respect for France, Germany or Italy. <br />oh deardeardeardeardeardeardear......<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>Capricorn..is like peppercorn</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:12:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, I am currently loving the newest Jay Chou album. Yes, I know it was release back in October, but I didn't realise of its existance till recently. I went and searched him up, and nearly (NOTE nearly, but not quite) screamed. It kinda made up for my not quite so exciting week, as he is made up of pure awesomeness. (In a bag.)<br />So, I calculated when he will be next releasing an album (because I am sad) by calculating the time he spent on the last few albums and adding it to the date of the last one released. Sure, its not going to be accurate and all that. but it gave me a pretty good idea of when. Sometime in June. Which is good, because I am finishing my GCSEs then, and I can go on a shopping rave for CDs. (shamefully, I have never bought one. )<br /><br />Time Machine - <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvanxVO9sCY&feature=related#">[link]</a><br /><br />If you love doraemon, you must watch this. If you don't know doraemon, you are either european, or you need to commit suicide right now for a deprived childhood. Seriously, everybody knows doraemon!<br />I love his guitar....and the shoes. They are so weird, but the people in the manga do wear shoes like that.<br /><br /><br />Can someone please tell me the ending of Doraemon? and what is the pilot of Scooby doo? I mean, how did these weird collection of kids meet? and how did they manage to find a large talking dog despite my effort??<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>Coco makadingan</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:43:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, my poll was not made for racist reason or racial superiority or any of that nonsense. It's just some in J0ke between me and my friend <a href="http://ondarun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/n/ondarun.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconondarun:" title="ondarun"/></a> Currently on her poll, the chinese are winning, but unfortanately with only one vote. Apparantly most of the people would like to kill her....*shiver-shiver for her.<br /><br /><br /><br />+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Wen Jiaobao was in Cambridge the other day, and somebody chucked a shoe at him. Okay, i'll explain:<br />* Wen Jiabao is the premier of China, and quite popular amongst the youth of china. (Li yuchun's album is da BESTESTWEST)<br />* Cambridge is a town/city in the east anglia region of Britain, famous for its large amount of colleges.<br />* Somebody is apparantly a German dude.<br />* A shoe is something that you wear on thou's feet-sie.<br />* chuck, or throw, or project, or fling.<br /><br />Quite funny actually, my parents's response.<br />Mum: OMG, by the same person that threw his shoe at Gordon Brown?!<br />Dad: awww, he's a bit lonely, and just want people to lead him out. (he...is a bit random)<br /><br /><br /><br />+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br /><br /><br />Good, it snowed quite a bit. The huge snowball we had to leave in the middle of the road as it is too heavy was cleared up, thank god.<br />Being hit repeatedly by snowball by a bunch of athletic boys was not fun, as they don't miss. Girly snow fights, meanwhile, are great, because we all miss and look stupid.<br />I hope we get snow days more often.<br /><br />Dad said i was provoking the neighbours by making a snow-cat, because they had recently lost their cat.<br />In the after noon, my snowman's head fall of and squashed the cat. (THE SNOW ONE!)<br />mmmm, suspicious? Maybe the neighbours are mad.<br /><br />So i made a snow penguin this time.<br /><br /><br /><br />++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Ultraman is great! He totally pwns power-rangers. Adults in colourful lycra aren't as cool as GIANT adult in colourful lycra.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br /><br /><br />I have given up on Osy057. Now, i aspire to be like.....e1n!<a href="http://e1n.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/1/e1n.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icone1n:" title="e1n"/></a><br /><br /> How can people not like him, he's a friggin PANDA! <br /><br /><br /><br />++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I am kinda giving up fandom. It's too tiring.<br /><br /><br /><br />+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The cold is making me shitty<br /><br />NO! Not the cold is making me poo a lot. I mean, the cold is making me being is a bad MOOD! Urgh! Why do people... urgh!<br /><br /><br /><br />+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://kongman03.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/kongman03.jpg?2" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkongman03:" title="kongman03"/></a> is too sexy for this Journal.<br /><br /><br /><br />+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>TOLERATE! and chocolate chip cookie.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:33:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ After pestering me for the last godknowshowlong, My friend has finally successfulky got me to get a facebook page. GREAT! Now i can talk to people who I normally talk to anyway because I see them at school! But I suppose on facebook it just makes them a teeny bit more special! (or something?)<br />Point is, I stop going on deviantart so much now, and I just use it to check my messages and add new stuff. (and I obviously haven't been lazy or anything during the holidays which means I have worked LOTS! yep...lots.) <br /><br />I am a bit annoyed at my lead (clicky pencil woah) because I only have 2B left. After using up all the HB lead which draws wonderfully thin lines, I haver a stick with big ploopy pile of soft lead until my 'english surviving kit' from china arrives. So in the mean time, I suppose all I can do is scream NOOOOOOO and use a wooden pencil like a normal person (pphhht!)<br /><br />Another thing, I run out of songs to listen to recently, so can people PLEASE!!! suggest some good ones. Especially japanese emo-rock music (like Asian Kunfu generation) or pop-rock (like Uverworld! I friggin luuurve them) <br /><br />Oh yeah, feel free to add me on gaia or face book. <br />And May I just mention that zOMG-beta on Gaiaonline is a very addiction silly game that everyone MUST try.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>the incredible short journal</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:54:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got seeing my journal and my face on it. <br />So I just replaced it with these word, and no, I am NOT making a statement about anything.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>Little Children Scare me</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:16:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Our art class went to London on Wednesday. It was....erm, great? But cosidering it was the first school trip i went on ever since global warming began, i felt it's pretty well. I know i don't usually type like this, but my sister's friend is getting on my nerves, and my hand is shaking so much that I cannot type any more. No. Really. I swear is that girl so much as look at me again, I shall commit infanticide. <br /><br /><br />No..oh, wait, back to the main topic. Yesh, what is it again? Oh yeah. London. Anyway, we went on to the Natural History Museum (where I spent majority of my childhood holidays) and the V & A museum (the arty one.) Just for the occasion, my kind kind father decided to give me his old camera. It takes five seconds to process a photo, and takes around 20 minutes to delete an unwanted on. Yes, you might say it is not exactly the best of the digital camera, but I felt really proud to have it <strike>because it is so shiny</strike> as it is indeed my first camera. <br /><br />so i had a bit of a spazz attack going around taking pictures of everything.....<br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/3011835295_54e3590850.jpg?v=0" alt="Image Description" /><br /><br />that's moi....<br />(maybe i should have done a posed one.)<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3009/3012671882_b1fafac8d8.jpg?v=0" alt="Image Description" /><br /><br />dramatic view from outside my window.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/3012684482_619a8b59f0.jpg?v=0" alt="Image Description" /><br /><br />Have fun guessing what this is.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />=======================================================<br /><br />Why do I always get sidetracked from my lovely record of the trip!!! I think you basically lost it by now. Okay, let's start again.<br /><br />We meet up at school, and during the wait, everyone had fun showing off their snazzy cameras and taking pictures. I kinda forgot what happened, so I can only interpret it from the photos.<br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/3012673806_cb02fba846.jpg?v=0" alt="Image Description" /><br /><br />zoe - avec her ca-mer-raaaa.<br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3186/3011837343_54f3a3315b.jpg?v=0" alt="Image Description" /><br /><br />rachel - avec her ca-mer-raaa.<br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/3011838303_9da82a7aa9.jpg?v=0" alt="Image Description" /><br /><br />moi - avec ma cy-borg aye.<br />(pretty sparks....)<br /><br /><sup>kill my sisters friend.......now.....</sup><br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/3011839359_519f3551fb.jpg?v=0" alt="Image Description" /> <br /><br />now I am not sure what is happening in this picture.... but i have a feeling that rachel is proposing.<br /><br /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/3012676086_5b74a0e861.jpg?v=0" alt="Image Description" /> <br /><br />This is actually the most productive thing I felt we did on the trip. Basically, Geoffery is trying to catch the attention of lorry drivers, and try to make them honk their horn. After over 90miles of unsuccessful dual carriage way failure, we finally was able to catch the attention of a lorry driver in London. To which he politely refused our reuqest, despite our much hammering of the window.  *sadface*<br /><br />We were gonna try again, but the coach driver got a wee bit bitchy, and told us about 'those windows that you are banging on costs Â£1500! Now if you break my bullet-proof glass with thou fleshy fists, you can't afford to pay for them!'<br /><br /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3018/3011840787_29eb7dedf5_m.jpg" alt="Image Description" /> <br /><br />'it's okay! We shall feed them invisible peanuts!'<br /><br /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/3012677160_131225d1e3_m.jpg" alt="Image Description" /> <br /><br />Aww, it's the Sheep! This is her deviantart account <a href="http://theperculiarsheep.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontheperculiarsheep:" title="theperculiarsheep"/></a><br />awesome artist, full respect, and tastes like lamb, if eaten with rosemary and roasted potatoes.<br /><br /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/3012676504_16fff8e2b6_m.jpg" alt="Image Description" /> <br /><br />Cheesy grin.<br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3285/3012677572_502e781317_m.jpg" alt="Image Description" /> <br /><br />everyone was really happy when they saw the icerink outside the Natural History Museum. I dunno why.... it's not like we got our skates on or anything (*cynical allert!*)<br /><br /><br />Our little group of <strike>losers</strike> extremely cool people went to the Bird section of the museum first. Everbody was actually quite serious, and took many great pictures of birds. <br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/3... ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>I tag, you tag, everybody tag tag~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:18:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sorry, wasn't that just the gayest subject you've ever seen? All my creative juice has just run out and i am now desperately trying to complete my humanities homework. Though, good point! Why am on deviantart, wasting precious time and finger skin? Beyond me!<br /><br />I probably won't be posting anything till haloween (meh! Did i spell that right? Oh, i don't think so.) because all the current homeworks are really getting on top of me. Being in the final year of GCSE is really hard, and unbelievavly, i am one of the survivors of chinese schools, which means i am suppose to be TOUGH and not moan.<br /><br />I was tagged... <br /><br /><br />5 things found in my bag (school bag)<br />1.exercise books (boring!)<br />2.Doodle paper with or without doodles on them<br />3.the first MP3 ever to be created, smashed up and battered, but filled with japanese rock music that Jammys can't understand wil is currently devoted to.<br />4.cookie crumbles....wait cookie crumbles? WHo the hell have been chucking rubbish in my bag again!<br />5. Paper clips...... or are they called safety pins? yer know, the ones you find on MS office.<br /><br /><br />5 things found in my wallet. (True man have no wallet, or purse. We put the changes in our pockets and jingles along as proof that we, are men.)<br />1. money <br />2.A picture of myself, as to remind me what i look like if i ever forgt during shopping and feels an uneasy urge to be reminded. <br />3. nitogen particles<br />4. oxygen particles <br />5. water vapour, but this often varies as the wallet often ends up in water, i.e. puddles, the bath, my bedroom <br /><br /><br />5 favourite things in my room<br />1. the bed. I love my bed, and that's why i put it at number one, if the bed is ever removed, i shall personally kill you. Yes, you.<br />2. paper. I buy cheap paper, and that means i have to put it outside for a day before i can use it, otherwise everything i write becomes extremely smudged.<br />3. Myself. I am constantly in my room, and what is not to like about me? <br />4. my corner. It's a very nice corner, as it is just underneath the window and beside the radiator. I sit there when i am depressed or cold. <br />5. A packet of toffee bonbons. <br /><br />5 things I always wanted to do.<br />1. Eat lots of icecream. I always get a guilty feeling when i am eating icecream because i have to leave some for the rest of my family. This sucks. Why can;t we just why individual icecreams you them lot leave me ALONE!!!!<br />2. Parashuting. When i reach a high place, i always have a craving to jump off. I dunno why, but it would be great.<br />3. Go to a Manga/anime con. I am not that big a manga obsessor. I just like to pretend i am. But i'd like to meet the tuxedo team though!<br />4. Ruffle chris' hair......<br />It just sits there, and constantly torture me....It's basically just screaming, 'touch me!! TOUCH MEEEEH!!!!' <br />And now you know the reason why i always stare at him<br />5. Fall asleep in class. I want to, i tried, but i never succeed.<br /><br /><br />5 things I'm currently into<br />1. Japanese rock music. Though not j-rock like charly. Still can't stand them.<br />2. Whether or not Dom and Random friend no.1 is having a relationship. I seriously obsessing over it.<br />4. Sweet things.<br />3. the fact that in this section, four is before three. amazing.<br />5. paradox. And you say i am not a nerd.....<br /><br /><br />List out the top 5 presents you wish for<br />1. perfect eye sight.<br />2. MORE sweet things.<br />3. hehe......let's just say if you visit my picture Sasuhina-i understand (yes, crappy drawing, moving on swiftly!) and read my conversation with ondarun, you will know. I have a feeling chris and geoffery will be less than please about this.<br />4. p0rnWHAT??? I mean, lots of money, to satisfy my money cravings. <br />5. errr, a sumo wrestling team. <br /><br />The person who tagged you is ~Ondarun!!<br />Your 5 impressions of her<br />1. Scary. Every day with her is like haloween. My life has been decreased by half ever since meeting her.<br />2. Loves boys a tiny bit too much.<br />3. Should become a professional pimp. But i shall forever be a freelancer rapist, no matter how much you pays me!!<br />4. FUN! but scary, though still fun, but not scary fun<br />5. erm.....needs to hang out with us more! How dare you becomes friends with melissa! shame!<br /><br />I tagÂÂ....... theperculiarsheep! Der mosht perkuliaaa sheep yoo sheall eva meat!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>The most shittest graph in the whole wide world.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:31:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I can't believe that I once again took the liberty of writing anther journal. Well, sorry, i mean rant.I never actually wrote a journal telling you lot (do you care?) what I did today/tomorrow/yesterday/when i am going to die from menigitus! I just thought i might be nice that I am a bit more active on dA.(notice the recent post? See them? SEEE THEM? yesh. I drew that.) And also, the fact that <a href="http://ondarun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/n/ondarun.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconondarun:" title="ondarun"/></a> told me that she only reads my journals and if i am planning on dieing anytime soon, I'd better write lots to keep her entertained and not care about my funeral banquest. Yep. What a big Socks On Boxerz. (Use the barin. ladys, use the brain.)<br /><br />One note of warning. If anyone of you do go off and download *illegal* japanese music, such as (especially) orange range.....<br />You are about 98% more likely to draw shonen-ai and stuff that you really wouldn't draw and afterwards totally wish you haven't draw because your friends/family/self will judge you in a judgemental way. I have proven it. (eminem for hard-core Sasusaku, jay chou for akatsuki and Chris Lee for things that are normal and random and normally random.) Yes, I see, another thing that I rape. Music. Asian Music. Very Asian Music. No. Not j-rock. just no.<br /><br />Well, today, I am on my third day of work experience. (Damn, a normal sentence!) Let me tell you that is the most tedious thing that the british givernment has came up with since...well, since something more tedious than that. You do work that are crap and easy and are easy crap, your boss thinks she's your 'mate', everyone is amazed that you can fill in a spreadsheet and the toilet will always be broken. (hell, I mean, they give me a spread sheet to do over a week's time, and i finished in one morning.) So in the end, I spend about 2 hours a day shreading paper whilst drinking sprite (free food from canteen) and reading Terry Pratchette (who by the way, owns J.K.Rowling's ass and can do cartwheels.)<br /><br />Another thing is worrying me. I have too much hormone. yep. Can't believe just told that to the whole wide world. And I know there is something called too much information. At work experience, all you can see is miles after miles of middle age woman. Now unless you are a lesbian with an Old lady fetish, your hormone' gonna build up. Yep. Okay, I am just weird. But I do have a thing for boys who have messy but soft hair which are messily soft and is lanky and laughs a lot. Right, definitely too much hormone. Why don't you lot just skip this paragraph and I can peacefully continue my rant.<br /><br />This is one of the longest things I have ever written. So bow your heads in gratitude and swear you pure adoration to cheese, squid, onion and beef!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>Hand resting~~~~~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:54:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BTW, i saw this online quiz sumfinggy~ I thought, hey! Why not do it, and i am amazingly bored? In the end, i must say i am suprised and a little horrified at the results. <br />PS bear in mind i am a girl.<br /><br />Boy Side<br />[x] You love hoodies.<br />[x] You love jeans.<br />[x] Dogs are better than cats.<br />[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.<br />[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.<br />[x] Shopping is torture. <br />[x] Sad movies suck.<br />[] You own an X-Box.<br />[] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. [though i had something similar. If you are a chinese kid, you don't get brand toys.]<br />[] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.<br />[] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.(Love them though. They are the best, i play them with my uncle until 3 in the morning)<br />[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers [Saturday morning.....awwww]<br />[x] You watch sports on TV. [Tennis, olympics, diving, rally car, cricket, and pool (my favourite)]<br />[] Gory movies are cool. [ Can't stand them...]<br />[x] You go to your dad for advice. <br />[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.<br />[ ] You like going to football games.<br />[x] You used to/do collect baseball cards.<br />[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear. [they are comfy, plus, i got man legs, so skinny jeans are a no-no]<br />[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.<br />[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are some of your favorite colors.<br />[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.<br />[] Sports are fun<br />[x] Talk with food in your mouth.<br /><br />Total: 16 (......... NO FLIPPING COMMENT!) <br /><br />Your Girl Side<br />[] You wear lip gloss.<br />[] You love to shop.(it's boring. I prefer trying prom dresses on.)<br />[] You wear eyeliner.(no, but some people seemed to think i do that.)<br />[] You have some of the same shirts in different colors. <br />[x] You wear the color pink. [Yeahie! Girly points]<br />[] Go to your mom for advice. <br />[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.<br />[ ] You hate wearing the color black.<br />[] You like hanging out at the mall.<br />[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. <br />[] You like wearing jewelry. (no! Way to fiddly, but i do have a jade monkey that i wear all the time)<br />[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.<br />[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.<br />[X] You don't like the movie Star Wars<br />[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. <br />[] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.(it takes me 10 minutes. And once i went on a trip with my class mates, they took ages selecting clothes, washing their face, straightening hair, etc. I usually wake up one hour late than them and is still early. Scary)<br />[x] You smile a lot more than you should.<br />[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(I only have three that i wear. The rest are because my mum and aunts have girl moments, and bought them for me. I just politely accepts)<br />[] You care about what you look like....[]<br />[] You like wearing dresses when you can.<br />[] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (i just like the smell and the can they come in. Hardly ever use them)<br />[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. <br />[] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. <br />[] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored<br /><br />Total: 4<br /><br />So conclusion, i live a boy's life. Which is great. And surprisingly, i am not a lesbian, or bisexual, or even orienting towards the other side. But to be truthful, i never had a boyfriend...... Oh hell.<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------<br />I don't know why it is absolutely necessary to inform all of you this, but i am resting my hand. (Why? I don't even do anything with it. NO! Certainly not that. No! Nope. NO!! I do NOT paint my nails, What? No, look, just no. Okay? NO-o_o.) This means I will not be drawing anything (especially my art coursework which i am so behind on, but hey! What's ma teacha going to do with me?), cooking, or typing anything into my computer. (i know it is contradicting~but does anyone CARE what you think? No, they dont. No, just no. NO, sarah, i WILL NOT TELL MY MUM HOW NICE YOU ARE.)<br /><br />I write the most crappy journals. I realise, after spending much time online, that some people (like *behindinfinity. See how generous i am! I even give him a star. Though i was never very sure of his sexuality)write fabulous journals which actually informs of what they have been doing online/offline/dinnertime/5o'clock yesterday. I just type out whatever that just came into my head, which is not very sufficient at all because if you know me, i should be clinically insane. <br /><br /><br />I was going to try to draw some awesome dragon or stuff like *yuumei, but i soon realise despite similarity between her an... ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>I will eat you</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:50:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hooray for summer which is soon to come. <br />Hooray for being the beginning of the month again (SHONEN RIVAL HERE I COME!!!!)<br />Hooray for new Scrubs and My name is Earl,<br />And Hooray for High calorie fat food because i need to be fa-a-at.<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><br />I dunno why i am writing this journal, because i have neither anything interesting nor witty to say. So i am going to waste precious time and finger skin to type my mosting boring journal to date. I believe that most of you never read anyone's journal because i never read anyone's. (yeah, not even yours, Sheep.)<br /><br /><br />I am tired.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>The crazy farm and my amazing 62p salad</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:02:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have just discovered how to add icons!!! Wheee!<br /><br />I am so proud of myself that i need to paste all my friends on deviantart. There are only three......  <br />Check them out. They are all much better than me and pretty amazing<br /><br /><a href="http://uchihamei-chan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/c/uchihamei-chan.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconuchihamei-chan:" title="uchihamei-chan"/></a>  <a href="http://theperculiarsheep.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontheperculiarsheep:" title="theperculiarsheep"/></a>   <a href="http://ondarun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/n/ondarun.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconondarun:" title="ondarun"/></a><br />Anonymous-friend number 'one' asked me to change my journal. So i did. Because 15 year old girl in year 10 who really need a social life would like to share with the world of her sadness. <br /><br />( it is not sarah/ bodmin the great/ the peculiar sheep. *baa-aaa* <--She is not sad)<br />she iz happy. <br /><br />And she is looooooooking at me. (Ay art creeped out)<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />right, onto the main subject. I had a 62p salad from the canteen salad bar today. The peculiar sheep bought it for me because she thought it might be nice for me to eat more greens. (baa-aaaa-baaa)<br /><br />Please take your coat off indoors because otherwise you wouldn't be able to feel the benefit of being indoor. (Not because i am perverted or anything. Just advising.)<br /><br />Me and The sheep decided to start something funky. <br /><br />THE CRAZY FARM.<br />COMING SOON<br />TO DEVIANTART<br /><br />(created by the ingenious sheep and its trusty meat-eating friend, the pen that make noises in the daaaark, daaaark naiiiiiite.)<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>Well, disturbed....... Touche</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:53:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ After a life long term, the christmas holiday is finally here. I suppose people are going to start running around screaming. (And of course in the case of University students, in which case you will be dressing up as Santa and swear at everyone else in the most colourful language.)<br />
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Oh yeah, Did i mention I am 15 now? Yep yep. Girl fifteen, charming but insane. (Just to make it clear i am not a boy. Or a guy. or santa. or Jesus christ. *gee. who would?*)  and i am chinese (Just to make sure you get the very patriotic message across.) who is currently living somewhere between where you are at the moment and Planet Moo.<br />
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What?<br />
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(yeah, Planet Moo, doesnt exist.  Just incase the world just turned insane and...... you know.)<br />
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Remind me to edit it when i feel creative.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>This is not Jammy this is Jammy\'s Best frien</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:20:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ He he he (evil witchy laugh) I hacked into Jammy's account, (oK she did give me the password) but even so my cup of machiovelious pleasure is filled right up to the brim, so is my Glass of pimms and Lemonade.        yum              while Im here i suppose I might as well tell you a few Interesting (cough cough) things about herself that may have just slipped her mind when writing her previous journal entries for instance at the age of 14 she is married to a chair, the reasons for witch I dare not contemplate as she so boldly states that she is a firm believer in no sex before marrage.  Also she has a 3 year old sister who is stored with all thier old furnature back in China, surley people should not tolerate such a severe case of neglect! And Worst of all she likes to wear<br />
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   GOLF JUMPERS even though she cant play golf<br />
also she has friends that drw Henti although thats not really her fault.<br />
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SAVE THE JAVAN RHINOCEROCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>there is cheese in my spud</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:42:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ohh, woe, there is cheese in my spud. Wait, what am i talking about? I REALLY have no idea. You probably should beat some sense into me cause i really think i am a bit crazy.<br />
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Honestly, i just realise that is lame and it RHYMES!<br />
Well, this really sucks then.<br />
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I got a D in my maths for organisation. I have to tell everyone that. I CANT BELIEVE IT! *hic!* The worst i ever got was a C. I just broke my record. Mrs Dubock is such such a *****.<br />
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Are you still reading? I CANT BELIEVE YOU!<br />
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                <author>~Jammys</author>
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                <title>!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:50:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Creative title.<br />
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I finally a Sasunaru picture. I mean, i am kinda sasunaru fan, so being 14, i draw one. I showed it to Sam, and he took one look at it and start to scream 'euwwww! ewwww!|ewwwww!!!" (and kept going) It is not that bad! Honestly! For goodnesssake you do not want to see him !  <br />
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My little sister is so hilariously strange. <br />
Well, first she asked for toast, and then practically returned it to the earth again. (basicly more went on the floor than in her mouth)<br />
And she asked for more, my gran asked:" are you really hungrey or is faking?' And she said"faking". And i basicly just died on the floor.<br />
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Never mind.<br />
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Went to school. (i didnt want to) And got asked to be in the school paper! ( basicly sit in a room for a lesson doing nothing) YEAYIE!! I didnt tell anyone yet! BUT!!! (dance around the the room)<br />
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I hoped to put more pictures in at weekend. I am too busy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Jammys</author>
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