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anywho, I've decided to cancel this shitty account by leaving it vacant. Jeff Dyrallo? He was a psychic character I made up in like 6th grade. He wore a trench coat. What a fucking tool. And I mean, read all the bullshit I've pooped out in my Journals. useless.

Also I hate you all. Every time I get a +fav from one of you cock-suckers, yes the hyphen was necessary, i look at your profiles and I see your poorly drawn attepts at Anime, that all of your friends pretend to love. What a circle jerk this place is.

Plus it's overrun with talentless 14 year olds. I know because I joined as one. Why can't someone come on and say "Hey Trever, see this comic you drew? It sucks why'd you try?" Because you're all vaginas.

So I'm going to make a new account. I don't know why I bother. Anyway I hope I never see you guys again, fuck yourselves.

-Trever

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/20139712/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/20139712/ Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:31:54 PDT
This weekend I've done a lot of shit I've always wanted to:

I made the tridge longer. (The tridge is a walking bridge over two rivers. I'm not a carpenter)
I talked to a ex and had fun, legitimately as buds.
I sucked at pool enough to win the attention of a pretty lady.
Said pretty lady seems like exactly the sort of attention I've always wanted to attract.
I sang well at a college party.
I had fun with friends.

This sounds super lame but I don't really wanna go into detail about how and why the weekend was awesome, just that it is, I'm in a good mood, and I can't see why I ever wasn't.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/18669971/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/18669971/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:47:31 PDT
That's all.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/18311367/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/18311367/ Tue, 13 May 2008 19:28:26 PDT
There's a few girls I may or may not have a thing for.
None of them are attractive in a traditional sense.
Except to me. They're effin gorgeous to me.
One is a Freshman.


...is that kosher? I feel like a jerk.
She just seems too easy. And I mean, not in a slut kind of way.
As in I'm a junior and it's very easy for me to date a freshman.
Which puts me in a position of power I definitely am not comfortable with.

Anyway, whether I go for it or not I'm going to regret it so I might as well do it.
But I'm very uncomfortable with being with a 15 year old.


Also, I checked out Journey to the Center of the Earth from the school library.
And fuck that book. I got to chapter 7 when I realized that reading it was a chore.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/18163238/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/18163238/ Sun, 04 May 2008 11:09:00 PDT
So lately I've found a few changes in my life:

I have just realized that I find my ex the most boring person ever.
I've joined another band.
Jarrod, who was my buddy for forever, has stopped talking to me completely. I'm not upset.
I hate who I was two years ago.
I hate watching people do and say stupid shit.
I realize how bleak and lonely my future is.
And I want my boring ex back anyway.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/17498806/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/17498806/ Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:12:38 PDT
Updates since my last entry:

-Michelle broke it off with me immediately after the last entry. (which is sort of a big deal still, but I'm not going into it online, that's bullshit.)
-I've advanced into C++, and it's not terribly difficult.
-I've acquired an XBox 360, a Wii, and a Wacom Tablet
-I've created one band, joined another, performed 3 shows, joined and left another without a performance, and am currently anticipating the next performance
-Received tremendous praise from the first performance, gaining many fans
-Lost almost all of the fans after 2nd performance
-I've found a new love for kazoos
-Tried and loved Rally's burgers
-Attempted to fail a class but received a B-
-Managed a B+ in a class where I have not done a single assignment and failed both tests
-A bunch of personal things that I want to talk about but are awkward. But good.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/15522381/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/15522381/ Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:32:17 PST
The week's been shit. Journalism deadline means having to deal with my managing editor's constant bitching about everything. Our adviser tore everyone a new one because this issue's writing and design blows ass. 'Cept me, 'cause I don't write or design or copy edit and I get everything in on time.

Been in a relationship with a cute little ginger girl named Michelle a month now, and I'm nervous. Lemme skip the bitch bitch moan moan whine of a highschool love blog here and say that I'm worrying over nothing. Which sucks.

I'm learning Visual Basic. It's piss easy. Everyone else is having trouble, and I just blow through the class. Sometimes I feel bad that I get it and they don't.

C++ is next semester. I don't want to switch. Basic is all interface-y and pretty, and C++ is all cold and unfriendly and lonely, with a black command prompt. My shit will be ruined with C++.

I just want to finish highschool and leave. Then I think about it and I just want to stay here forever. And then I realize how shitty it is here. Sucks. Florida will suck, too.

I saw Uncle Pete [link] the other day downtown. Fucking hilarious. I was too slow to take a picture.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/15207749/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/15207749/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:00:49 PDT
I have nobody to argue with; everyone agrees with me what the fuck.

Point me toward a flae war, please, I don't care about what.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/14076593/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/14076593/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:33:33 PDT
So I'm getting a job in tech support or sales, which is fantastic.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/13913998/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/13913998/ Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:35:47 PDT
Honestly, I'd have given up without the encouragement. Now I am Managing Visual Editor of the H. H. Dow High School Update, which isn't a huge deal to the professional here, but it's an enormous ego boost. The paper won 2nd best High School paper in the US in it's class (not sure which organization).

I've looked through all of my older stuff, actually, all of my stuff, with a furrowed brow. All I can see is the negative in them. To my surprise, nobody left any comments about how easy it was to do what I was doing. This is the best community I've ever been exposed to. Anywhere else, I'd be barraged with flames.

So thank you, DA. Thank you for the continued support.

On a side note: I've been writing a book, and I may be posting some prose up here. I may start uploading snippets of what I've done with photoshop and illustrator and such.

Toodles.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/11558410/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/11558410/ Wed, 24 Jan 2007 20:43:45 PST
It was my birthday present to me! I'm so happy!

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10327829/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10327829/ Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:58:14 PDT [link]

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10218566/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10218566/ Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:26:41 PDT
Some asshole ruined some of my better drawings. With food.
Pissed me off. I wish I had backups.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10207740/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10207740/ Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:15:07 PDT Without the alarm clock
The TV had on it Steve Erwin
Boy he had a Crock
I poured myself some coffee from an old stale pot
Threw it in the microwave to make it really hot
And I hum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum

It is safe to say
So far the day's been kick'n rad
Better than any day I've had
Today I do not feel real sad
Nothing could make me feel too bad
Because this day is Kick'n rad

Sat on the couch
A spring popped up through the cusion
Softly say ouch
The spring goes back with a little push'n

Nothing can phase me 'cuz I feel so great
Man, depression I guess'll have to wait
Hell, the mood that I'm currently in
I think that I might go runnin'

Six feet of snow can't stop me now
I going on like a rampaging cow
And I'll sing a song to me
la dee, dah dee, tee dee
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

It's safe to say
So far my day's been kick'n rad
So boss that I just can't be mad
Nothing could make me feel too sad
And I hate to boast and brag,
but my day's been kick'n rad.

I open the door
(chorus)Panting
Snow on the floor
(chorus)Melting
Cold to the core
(chorus)Shivering
There's nothing more
To say
Hey Hey Yeah!
(Long phrase of scatting,
with a Trumpet solo to match)

So far this day has been really Midas
No I'm not trying to be a wise ass
Today nothing has bothered me
Not even the fact that I can't find my keys
Nothing today can phase me
Nothing today can daunt me
Nothing today can haunt me
Nothing today can chase me away
I don't know why today has been so great

All I know
So far the day's been kick'n rad (bum bum bum bum)
Better than any day I've had (bum bum bum bum)
Do not know whats making me so glad
All I know is it's not so bad (bum bum bum bum)
Even though I lost my sketch pad
The entire day has been kick'n rad. (bum bum bum bum)
So incredibly kick'n rad (bum bum bum bum)
Undeniably kick'n rad (bum bum bum bum)
Hoping you don't kick my ass
Because the day's been kick'n rad
(More music)

You bet my day's been kick'n rad






Note that this was written before Steve Erwin died.

]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10043564/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10043564/ Mon, 11 Sep 2006 19:16:48 PDT All the things to be
For you to me
Are my skeleton key

Look around
For thing t'be found
My heart is wound
To you I'm bound

So come join me in my
Modern Fantasy
Won't you please be my
Devotee

I've come to see
All the things to be
Please be with me
'Till our last Jubilee

My love's profound
For you I hound
My heart is wound
I'm not confound

So come join me in my
Modern Fantasy
Won't you please be my
Devotee ]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10005468/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/10005468/ Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:41:49 PDT
A lot of shit's been going on lately, but I'll try a bit harder to put things up.

In the mean time, look at my brohter's comic strip! [link] ]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/9246271/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/9246271/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 21:59:48 PDT ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/7793474/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/7793474/ Fri, 03 Feb 2006 19:08:40 PST If you have +fav'd any of his work, and it has disappeared, you can find him here. [link]

So anything involving BP, or generally good cartoons ISNT mine.

If it ends up missing, you can find it at the link I've provided.

We all make mistakes, but this is a pain in the ass. ]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/7600211/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/7600211/ Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:33:35 PST So heres the story:

Went to snowball (highschool dance)

Wandered around looking for someone to dance with.

Lauren comes out of nowhere.

She's all, "see that girl in the green? She thinks you're kinda cute!"

I was game.

We slow danced... funny thing.... You know when you slow dance with someone new, you can't look at them for too long?

Our eyes met.

They never strayed.

We danced.

And danced.

And then Lauren said we should be dating. We agreed.

So we danced.

Closer.

Closer.

Eventually we were making out.

Today has been a weird day.

One of the best in my life. ]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/7331532/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/7331532/ Fri, 16 Dec 2005 20:16:04 PST Don't be offended if i unwatch you! ]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6775531/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6775531/ Sat, 15 Oct 2005 14:24:22 PDT ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6467124/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6467124/ Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:14:29 PDT My talents with photoshop have gone beyond Magic Wand and Burning. I can fix up virtually any picture, and I can turn anyone EVIL if I want, with no extensive filters(maybe liquefy)
I need a bigger scanner, None of my drawings fit on mine.
And high school is stressful as hell. I can do it, though. ]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6344323/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6344323/ Sat, 27 Aug 2005 17:11:22 PDT ]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6127495/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6127495/ Wed, 03 Aug 2005 23:00:24 PDT Wait, no, you are. Minus the creepy. ]]> ~Jeff-Dyrallo http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6070564/ http://Jeff-Dyrallo.deviantart.com/journal/6070564/ Fri, 29 Jul 2005 18:37:37 PDT ~Jeff-Dyrallo