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deviantART: by:JenniferOHcious http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:JenniferOHcious&section=today deviantART RSS for by:JenniferOHcious en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:22:51 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png And then there were two. http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/28989416/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/28989416/ Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:46:47 PST Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

Widget, a kittycat of cuteness, is no longer a member of my family.

I woke up from a nap today, and she was gone. So. I'm sad. (She didn't die YET, but she has kidney problems that we can't afford to take care of and clean up after, so she was taken to the shelter by my mother and sister.)

Now, all we have are Tabitha (aka Flabitha, who is solid black) and Nekko, who is actually my sister's.

For your enjoyment, here is Widget as a wee ball of fur.

*sigh*

Now, time to read 100 pages of history textbook for my final in the morning...

]]> =JenniferOHcious Calendar http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/28442158/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/28442158/ Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:50:39 PST Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

~piratenolan and I are going to make a calendar with me in it!

Who wants to buy one? (I don't know how much they'll be...)

Also, anyone have outfit ideas? haha

we're definitely bringing out the little red dress

]]> =JenniferOHcious :) http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/28384650/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/28384650/ Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:50:19 PST Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

So. Life is a lot better.

1. ~DuckieOfDoom and I are trying again! AKA Getting back together! YAY!

Our first date was Thursday and he already bought me a new toothbrush and shampoo for his house today, haha.

2. My grades in school are good! (assuming I finish the paper I'm supposed to be doing right now... If I don't, my history grade will be dead.) Good thing I kept up with my schoolwork because I may be able to transfer to an actual university by next year.

3. My car hasn't died in for-freaking-ever!!! Seriously.

4. I weight less than I did in middle school! Lost 37.5 lbs since October 1st, 2009!

5. Only 3 characters left before I've played all of them at Rocky Horror! Awesome.

But mostly.

I have my Jake back. So... Dude, life rocks.

Check out my new ID. Look at how hot I am. Haha.

]]> =JenniferOHcious Update + Birthday http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/28133883/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/28133883/ Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:06:10 PST Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

~DuckieOfDoom dumped me at the end of September. I am still extremely depressed.

My birthday is this Friday (the 6th of November)

I like presents.

This Saturday I'm playing Columbia for the first time in honor of my birthday. If you're in the DC area, go to [link] for more information, so you can attend if you like. It's basically my birthday party. $5 a person.

]]> =JenniferOHcious Jesus has shat on me lately http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/27339960/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/27339960/ Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:21:01 PDT Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

Oh, lordy. Fuck my life. Literally. Fuck it in the vagina with sand-mixed lube. Do it.

Here are reasons to hate my life:

I got a car I didn't want. It was cool. Then it broke.

Then they fixed it. (Computer update, air and fuel filters, transmission flush)

Then it wasn't actually fixed. (Brakes failed because of a faulty hose, and that scared the shit out of me)

Then they fixed it again (new hose, new skreem module in the keys which made it so it would finally actually start on the first try instead of the 5th)

But it still has problems (a leak in the fuel line for which a part is ordered but not yet paid for, it has to go back for that)

So my dad invested an extra $600 into a car less than 30 days after purchasing it, and still has more to go.

Then the bank screwed me over when their check reader ruined my paycheck, pulled all of my money out and then some without telling me (therefore overdrafting me), charged my mom's credit card $200, and didn't even bother to call me once.

Luckily, I keep track of my bank account balance and knew within hours of them doing it, but still. That was 10 days ago. They JUST NOW mailed me my mutilated check, and my new check from starbucks won't be here until Friday, which is pay day anyway. When I will be closing my account with Wachovia and going elsewhere.

So I've gone a pay period without money, and both mom and dad aren't made of money to support me since dad's paid for my car repairs ($600) and my car ($7500 + $350 sales tax and registration + $40 inspection) and my school ($1700) and my books ($100) and mom's card was charged $200, and since she's a school employee, she has no money until this friday, and it's only a partial check, AND her bill is due soon. So.

Fuck my life. I'm broke, and everyone in my family and ~DuckieOfDoom are suffering because of it. Since ~DuckieOfDoom is paying for a lot of my food and he buys my shampoo and razor replacement cartridges and all sorts of stuff. Poor Jake.

I found $30 in my backup work pants today.

I never thought $30 would feel like a fortune, but it's literally the difference between ramen/skipping meals and fast food. For that, I am thankful.

(It sucks to feel like you're working for no money. I worked my shift today, covered half of my coworker's shift, and then worked part of another starbucks employee's shift at another store, which just makes it even worse. just today. and since i don't have my last paycheck, i feel like it's for free. i know it's not. but it feels like it.)

I need a hug. and a hot bath, my legs hurt so bad right now oh my god. and i pulled muscles in my butt. i didn't know it was possible.

]]> =JenniferOHcious Update and such http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/26677763/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/26677763/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:15:50 PDT Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

Yo, yo, yo.

Back from Ohio with ~DuckieOfDoom. I've been basically living at his house for almost a week, but I've gotta go back home tomorrow or my dad will have a fit

He and I signed up for classes. He's taking 17 credits, I'm taking 14. If he somehow manages to pull this off, he's done with his associates and can get the hell out of community college (finally, geez, what a slacker!)

My classes are:
Tuesdays and Thursdays:
US History - 9:30 AM - 10:45 AM
Lunch/homework break ftw
Spanish 101 - (a refresher for me) 1:00 PM - 3:20 PM
Wednesdays:
College Compositions 1 - 9:30 AM - 10:45 AM
HELLA huge lunch/homework break
Math 151 - 4:30 PM - 7:10 PM

I'm probably going to pretend I have class all day on Mondays, too, to get out of work (shhhh

) and then just become a weekend employee of Starbucks. I'm also applying at the college bookstore and if I can get that job, I may end up quitting. ~DuckieOfDoom and his sister came up with that idea. ("You're too smart to work at Starbucks. You're getting paid too little to work shitty hours." blahblahblah) I mean, I have been scheduled to open 3 days in a row and only get 1 day off, 2 if I'm lucky. Even though when I was hired, I said I want 20 hours (not 36) and only want to be scheduled for the 5 AM shift as a last resort...

I also did get a new car. I didn't like how the caliber drove, so I had to settle for something pretty ugly... BEHOLD:

2006 Chrysler PT Cruiser in "Cool Vanilla" Her name is Persephone. ~DuckieOfDoom has driven it more than I have.

Also, I did a painting for my lovely lover's house, and he's gonna take a picture of it tomorrow so I can post it

I think that's a good update for now. Gotta work 12:30PM - 9:00PM tomorrow. 8:00AM - 4:30PM Thursday. Friday off!

Saturday is like... 2:30 - 8:00 or something. Sunday off, too. That'll be nice. TWO DAYS OFF IN A WEEK. (after working 5AM to 1PM yesterday and then 7AM to 1PM today, I'm freaking TIRED. But I have money

)

]]> =JenniferOHcious Seriously guise http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/26413137/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/26413137/ Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:49:43 PDT Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

look at the cuteness that is my boyfriend.

Do you agree that he's fucking adorable?

I haven't seen him since July 14th. I can't wait to see him tomorrow. (TECHNICALLY TODAY! <33)

]]> =JenniferOHcious May my van rest in peace http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/26358509/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/26358509/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:19:59 PDT Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

My van, lovingly referred to by my family as "The Turtle" and hatingly referred to by myself as "The Beast," has been TRADED IN to Cash-for-Clunkers.

My dad got himself a car (silver Dodge Avenger) for $8500 off thanks to my van's oldness.

This is good, because now dad is obligated to buy me my very own new (but used) car!

And it's gonna be blue

I hope. We're getting it in the next week or so. YAY! My Uncle John (who is not technically of blood relation) works at a car dealership and is trying to track down a Surf Blue Dodge Caliber for me.

Prettiest color for a car EVER!!!

For your entertainment, a drawing a friend of mine did for me of The Beast back in February:

Sucka made me laugh so hardxcore when I got it! Oh, Jake B. What a trip.

]]> =JenniferOHcious w00t http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/26149469/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/26149469/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:30:15 PDT Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

I have been to California.

Dude, it's beautiful there! And =quidditchmom was a wonderful hostess.

There we are at Half Moon Bay Beach, trying not to squint

We did crafts and shopped at Ichiban Kan (which is like crack, I'm going through withdrawal, I swear) and it was awesome.

I keep joking that my boyfriend's rich grandparents should buy me a house there

(He'd have to come, too, of course. They have schools out there...)

ANYWAY.

Just an update. Gotta go back to work today. Sucks after over a week of free time.

Oh well.

]]> =JenniferOHcious ZOMG http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/25869194/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/25869194/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:14:05 PDT Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

I'm leaving for Cali on Tuesday morning
to see =quidditchmom
OMGGGG So excited
We shall do some crafting, BE JEALOUS.

]]> =JenniferOHcious Jenniferohcious is http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/25374067/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/25374067/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:40:53 PDT Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

a high school graduate.

AAAAND I was Janet Weiss last weekend at Rocky.

I've lost about 30 lbs in the last year, and I'm getting back to normal. I'm finally starting to look good again

Losing weight like crazy! I may be down to 110 lbs in the next couple of weeks

YAY

Oh, and I work at Starbucks now.

]]> =JenniferOHcious Another yoink from Aranneaa http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/24949449/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/24949449/ Mon, 25 May 2009 18:53:51 PDT Gallery | Favourites | Watch me | Note me

Here's the deal: Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Don't bother typing answers to the question, it makes it more interesting! The lower the score, the nastier you are.
Then repost as I'm _% Virgin

1. Smoked?
2. Drank alcohol?
3. Cried when someone died?
4. Been drunk?
5. Had sex?
6. Been to a concert?
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob?
8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob?
9. Been verbally/ sexually harassed?
10. Verbally/ sexually harassed somebody?
PRECENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up?
12. Laughed so hard you cried?
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before?
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
15. Been to prom?
16. Cried at school?
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store?
18. Went streaking?
19. Given or received a lap dance?
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over?
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house?
23. Kissed a stranger?
24. Hugged a stranger?
25. Went scuba diving?
26. Driven a car?
27. Gotten an x-ray?
28. Hit by a car?
29. Had a party?
30. Done serious drugs?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
31. Played strip poker/darts?
32. Got paid to strip for someone?
33. Ran away from home?
34. Broken a bone?
35. Eaten sushi?
36. Bought porn?
37. Watched porn?
38. Made a porn?
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
40. Been in love?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
41. French kissed?
42. Laughed so hard you couldnt breathe?
43. Cried yourself to sleep?
44. Laughed yourself to sleep?
45. Stabbed yourself?
46. Shot a gun?
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day?
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours?
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours?
50. Watched an animal die?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%
51. Watched a person die?
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present?
53. Pranked somebody?
54. Put somebody in the hospital?
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out?
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex?
57. Dressed punk?
58. Dressed goth?
59. Dressed preppy?
60. Been to a motocross race?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
61. Avoided somebody?
62. Been stalked?
63. Stalked someone?
64. Met a celebrity?
65. Played an instrument?
66. Ridden a horse?
67. Cut yourself?
68. Bungee jumped?
69. Ding dong ditched somebody?
70. Been to a wild party?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
71. Got caught stealing something?
72. played spin the bottle?
73. Stolen a boyfriend/ girlfriend from a friend?
74. Went out with your friend's crush?
75. Got arrested?
76. Been pregnant?
77. Babysat?
78. Been to another country?
79. Started your house on fire?
80. Had an encounter with a ghost?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
81. had a sexual thought about someone?
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by?
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex?
84. Had a boyfriend/ girlfriend for over 3 months?
85. Sat on your butt all day?
86. gotten told u have a nice butt?
87. Had a job?
88. Gotten cut from a sports team?
89. Been called a whore?
90. Danced like a whore?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 32%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity?
92. Been in a car accident?
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes?
94. Been told you have beautiful hair?
95. Raped somebody?
96. Danced in the rain?
97. Been rejected?
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying?
99. Punched someone/ slapped someone in the face?
100. Been raped?
TOTAL % : 26%

I'm 26% virgin... Aka 74% whore. Go me.

]]> =JenniferOHcious 100 Questions http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/24906578/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/24906578/ Sat, 23 May 2009 11:48:45 PDT

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Yoinked from ~aranneaa's journal.

1) Name: Jennifer
2) Name Backwards: Refinnej
3) Were you named after anyone?: My dad's co-worker.
4) Does your name mean anything?: Jennifer means "Fair phantom" and Lynne means "of the lake." So... Fair phantom of the lake

(if you go to the right website, otherwise it's fair lady. But that's nowhere near as cool.)
5) Nick Name(s): Too many to count, mainly Fred.
6) Screen Name(s): Jenniferohcious, homiesaywhattt
7) Date of Birth: 6th of November 1990
8) Place of Birth: Groton, Connecticut, USA
10) Current Location: Fairfax, Virginia, USA (close to Washington DC)
11) Sign: Scorpio/Chinese year of the horse
12) Religion: Christian
13) Height: 5'2 1/4"
14) Weight: 129 lbs and shrinking
15) Shoe Size: Anything from 6 to 7. In vans and chucks, I wear a men's 4.
16) Hair color: Dark brown
17) Eye color: Green
18) What you look like: My parents
19) Innie or Outie: Innie
20) Righty, Lefty, ambidextrous: Lefty
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: I'm attracted to both (aka I can appreciate the beauty of a woman) but I can only imagine dating a guy.
22) Best friend(s): They know who they are

23) Best friend you trust the most: They also know who they are!
24) Best friends {your sex}: ...
25) Best friends of the opposite sex: ...
26) Best Bud(s): stfu
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: I am in a relationship, if that's what you're asking.
28) Crush: ~DuckieOfDoom LOL
29) Parent(s): Rory and Vera
30) Worst Enemy: I declare nemesis on JT.
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): =neekko
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): =quidditchmom
33) Funniest friend: I only like funny people
34) Craziest friend: Your face
35) Advice Friend: =quidditchmom gives great advice, 'cause she's done shit in her life. And knows how to do.
36) Loudest Friend: That's me. Especially if you give me alcohol.
37) Person you cry with: Jake B.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: 2
39) Any brothers: No
40) Any pets: Kitty and fishies
41) A Disease: Yes
42) A Pager: No
43) A Personal phone line: No
44) A Cell phone: Yes
45) A Lava lamp: 2
46) A Pool or hot tub: No
47) A Car: 1994 Dodge Grand Caravan

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Annoying

49) Driving: Fast
50) Car or one you want: Green and majestic.
51) Room: Colorful and messy. Poster-covered.
52) Mmh: Is a noise sometimes made during intercourse. LOL.
53) School: Enormous and terrible.
54) Bed: Unmade and large.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Pretty lenient and awesome.

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: I certainly don't think I'm a figment of my imagination.
57) Believe in love at first sight?: No.
58) Consider yourself a good listener: I can be, but I'm also really good at talking at people, to. (At, not TO, because they rarely actually listen.)
60) Get Along with your parents: Usually. Dad can suck. Mom sucks more rarely but then her suckage is more highly concentrated.
61) Save your e-mail conversations: Only important ones.
62) Pray: Yes
63) Believe in reincarnation: No
64) Like to make fun of people: Yes.
65) Like to talk on the phone: No.
66) Like to eat: Not really. When I get full, I feel sick. It's a psychological thing. I had a hot dog and a hamburger yesterday and I thought I was gonna die. I slept a while and then felt so grotesquely fat that I might just go back to just eating chex mix.
67) Like to drive: Only if I'm going to familiar places.
68) Get motion sickness: Not unless I haven't eaten anything and am trying to sew in the car. LOL. So... rarely.
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Yes.
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: Depends. Sometimes.
71) Dream in color: Yes.
72) Type with your fingers on home row: I think so?
... ]]> =JenniferOHcious ZOMG New Journal LOL http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/24617940/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/24617940/ Wed, 06 May 2009 18:38:59 PDT

So, I just wanted to update so I'd have a new journal lalala.

Uh... Looks like I'm graduating this year, so far?

I need a 65 in algebra for the 4th quarter to pass... And I have a 65.5... Tomorrow it'll be up at like 70 - 75, when I turn in some test corrections and a review packet... And then, I'll retake the test I got a 61 on and the world will be happy.

I REALLY WANT TO GRADUATE.

Also, I will be visiting =quidditchmom

out in California this July

I am mucho excited. YAY, JACI!

And buy stuff from her art adoption auction. Because I said so.

This journal was coded by =brgtt - graphics by *xyphid

]]> =JenniferOHcious Relay for Life http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/23954286/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/23954286/ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:58:10 PDT - Christopher Reeve

Dear Fellow Deviants,

Summer is just around the corner, and it is almost time for the American Cancer SocietyÂs 2009 Reston Relay for Life in Reston, Virginia. Relay for Life is a 24 hour walk and campout at which people of all ages gather together to honor cancer survivors and remember loved ones who have lost their battle.

I am involved in Relay for Life this year because my friend, Sarah Winthrop, should be graduating from Robinson Secondary School by my side. However, 6 months after being diagnosed with advanced liver cancer, Sarah passed away on December 19th in our Freshman year. The next day, my friend Meredith began the Sarah project, and our Relay for Life team, team S.T.O.M.P.

So far, S.T.O.M.P. has raised $5,000. However, we feel that this is not enough. It is our goal to raise $30,000 for 2009. Why this amount? Because $30,000 is the cost for one month of liver cancer treatment, and we would like to do whatever we can to give someone like Sarah another 30 days to live. We have several fundraising events planned (A gala, a couple of performances, and some help from local businesses), however, this is not enough, and every dollar counts.

Please support my efforts for team S.T.O.M.P. with a donation to the American Cancer Society. I prefer online donations at htt p://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLFY09SA? px=9832877& pg= personal&fr_id=12913 (remove spaces before P's), but you can send cash or a check, made out to the American Cancer Society, directly to me (PM for address), or with the form at the bottom of that website (again, htt p://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLFY09SA? px=9832877& pg= personal&fr_id=12913 ... again, remove spaces before P's) . If you would like to dedicate a luminary at the event, there is a link on that page, as well.

SarahÂs strength, courage, and optimism during her life, and her battle with cancer, have given me hope and inspiration to help reduce the suffering and loss caused by this horrific disease. Together, we can make a difference!
RememberÂ ThereÂs no finish line until we find a cure.

With warm regards and many thanks,

Jennifer Souther

]]> =JenniferOHcious Stolen from sneakysnickerz http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/23295513/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/23295513/ Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:19:13 PST ~madfox43 IS SICK TOO
SUCKS TO BE US
I'VE HAD A FEVER FOR LIKE 4 DAYS
HE'S GOING ON HIS THIRD
BOOOO.

Goodbye, capslock.

P E R S O N A L

- Real Name: Jennifer
- Nickname: Jen, Fred
- DeviantART Name: =JenniferOHcious
- Country: U.S.A
- Gender: Female

F A V O R I T E S

- Color: Raspberry Pink
- Food: Right now? Definitely banana splits and peanut butter and jelly on toasted bread (not at the same time).
- Drinks: Water, and then orange juice when I'm sick and root beer on special occasions.
- Movie at the moment (1 only): Howl's Moving Castle (Currently reading the book, haven't seen the movie yet, but will tomorrow once I finish the book... I'm on page 300.)
- Song at the moment (1 only): Vienna by Billy Joel
- TV Program (1 only): House
- TV Channel (1 only): Fox
- Book: Lament by Maggie Stiefvater, soon to be Ballad and Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater. (Advanced review copies come soon!)
- Ice Cream flavor: Depends on my mood. Right now, I'd pick strawberry. Usually it's cookie dough, though.

V E R S U S

- What do you like most?

- Sweet or Spicy?:
The kind of thing that's both. Like General Tso's.

- White chocolate or dark chocolate?:
White chocolate. Milk is my fave, but it's not an option, now, is it?

- School or Mall?:
Dude. I dislike them both. But mall, because you're not forced to stay for a certain amount of time, and you don't have to notify it when you're sick.

- Desktop Computer or Laptop?:
Laptop.

- Ice Cream or Cake?:
Right now, I'd pick ice cream. With a brownie.

- Anime or Cartoons?:
Cartoons.

- PSP or PS2?:
PS2, because I own one.

- Sony or Panasonic?:
Sony?

- RnB or POP?:
Pop.

D E V I A N T A R T

- What is your most favorite deviation in your gallery?
DUUUDE. Robin Hood Men in Tights. I was soooo proud of it.

- Who is your first watcher?
Probably ~madfox43 because he was my boyfriend at the time. I don't feel like checking.

- How many are your watchers right now?
90.

- How many deviation/s do you have?
180.

- In the moment, how many is your page views?
13,740.

- Are you a subscriber?
Yes.

- When did you start using Deviantart?
February 22nd, 2007 (My dA birthday is almost here!)

]]> =JenniferOHcious Uh oh! - Edit http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/23236819/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/23236819/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:01:03 PST
Are any of you people out there feeling generous?

Please, and thanks in advance. If you do donate, let me know who you are, so I can thank you!

Edit:

=andsean is awesome. He gave me a 1 year subscription! That is so above and beyond what I had in mind. HOLY CRAP.

So, go look at his imp comics and drawings and stuff. Plz? Thx.

<3

]]> =JenniferOHcious Small Favor PLZ? http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/22574174/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/22574174/ Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:26:10 PST
A good friend of mine, Fitz, is trying to get a $1,000.00 scholarship. All he needs to get it are votes on this website

(http : // www .) brickfish.com/ Pages/ PhotosAlbums/ PhotoView.aspx? picid=783238_59415492&isep=1& pba pi=-1& pbvi=55897149

I added a space before every P because it kept trying to make "

" for some reason... Sorry for any inconvenience.

You can vote every 8 hours, but even just once would be awesome.

And all you popular people (aka all of you) should repost the link? haha

thanks <3

ALSO, some not so good news.

I found out I have high cholesterol and early signs of diabetes. AKA my thyroid condition is messing up my whole body. It sucks

]]> =JenniferOHcious TRASHY LINGERIE CONTEST WINNER! http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/22095871/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/22095871/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:10:49 PST [link] ) Trashy Lingerie Contest December 2008 winner.
That's me.

There were 3 of us (the audience couldn't pick... Thank God, I was up against a 100% real life amazingly gorgeous stripper.) and I was one of the 3 winners. (There were more like 25 entries. We're all 1st place.)

Here, have some photos.

Me freaking out about being naked in front of a bunch of people before the show

Just finished the wrapping of the ribbon top. THANKS CHRIS FOR SEEING MY BOOBS BUT NOT BEING A DICK ABOUT IT.

Slutty close-up.

Blurry, but me up in front of the crowd with the stripper and the other winner. And my jump rope. (There's a talent portion, and my talent was jump roping.)

Here, have a video of my talent. It's not that great. But whatever. [link]

YES, it was slutty. YES, that is OOC for me. BUT, YES. I am proud of myself.

ALSO, I got my driver's license today. And I'll update this when they put my pic up at [link]

PEACE OUT KIDS

]]> =JenniferOHcious How I almost had a criminal record -beat up my sis http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21872678/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21872678/ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:24:25 PST
Okay. So. First thing in the morning, I had the SATs. Me, Joe (my lover... it's a joke) and Ian (my lover's nose-bleeding brother) carpooled. That test was stupid.

So. After the SAT, I had a little free time. So I did some homework and then I ended up having a typical stress-inspired panic attack. I was having a HORRIBLE day, and I was still freaking out when I got to work.

Then, when I'm at work, mom texts me.

Mom: Can I have Rebecca pick you up?
Me: No.
Mom: Why not, you'd be wasting /her/ gas, not mine.
Me: I don't want to be in a car with her. No.
Mom: FINE, I guess I'll get you.

Then, I get home. Rebecca's all like, "THOSE ARE MY PANTS."
and I'm like, "No they're not."
and she's like, "Yes they are, they're my favorites."
I'm like, "If they're your favorites, then why didn't you take them with you?"
Rebecca: I couldn't find them.
Me: Well, when you left, you said to mom "YOU CAN SELL MY SHIT FOR ALL I CARE" and she said "FINE" which means that the pants are no longer your property, they're mine.
She's all: Boo boo boo, I'm whining, lalala.

So then I text Anne and I'm all like, "I wanna leave. Come get me."
Anne is like, "My back hurts"
I'm like, "Come get me anyway. Rawr I'm a bitch"
She's like, "IDK"

So then it's dinner time, and I'm still mad at Rebecca for ruining my life. And so the whole night, I'm a bitch to her because that's how I do. And then she's a bitch to me back. She's all "YOU'RE A WHORE, YOU HAVE CRABS" and I'm like, "HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT" so then I'm like, "YOU'RE STUPID RAWRAWRAWR" (Oh, I'm on the phone with Anne by now while this is happening.)

So. Then she decides to come in my room and start opening my closet and drawers and going through my clothes and being like, "I'M TAKING THIS. THIS IS MINE NOW. I WANT THIS. I'M STUPID. I'M THROWING EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE"

So I ask her like 30,000 times to get out of my room. I call for help from my mom. Mom ignores. Then I'm like, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM" and she's all "ALALALALA I'M STUPID LALALALA" and then I'm REALLY screaming for her to leave and she's just throwing shit everywhere.

So I push her. (and I'm STILL on the phone with Anne.)
She pushes me back.
I push her again. She's on the floor.
She reaches to grab my Cascade Ln street sign (made of metal, hard and painful).
I beat her to it.
Then I hit her with it repeatedly.

So she's crying louder than a fucking infant, trying to milk as much as she can out of the situation. My mother is pissed off because she has company over. (A police officer and her 5 year old daughter. The police officer gets what's up, and her daughter is fucking scared out of her mind, and I feel really bad about that. D

Anyway. Mom and dad are like, "NO ROCKY HORROR TONIGHT! YOU'RE BOTH WRONG, BLAHBLAHBLAH"
and I'm like, "SHIT, I FEEL BAD."

and then I'm crying and talking to Anne and then I'm crying and talking to Brendan and I'm crying and talking to Jason (the boy) and wondering what I should do since I'm not usually violent like that.

And then Rebecca starts texting me. (I actually saved these texts for future evidence)
Rebecca: I'm calling the cops on you. I hope you're proud of what you did. I hope it makes you feel real good."
Me: Don't call the cops. I didn't press charges when you beat me up at school 2 years ago. I couldve kept you from graduating, but I didn't.
Rebecca: Don't talk to me. You have no respect for yourself or others.
Me: Did you do it?
Rebecca: Shut up.
Rebecca: You scared?
Me: Of you calling the cops? Yes. Isn't that punishment enough?
Rebecca: I don't know Jennifer. You think taunting me every day isn't enough punishment? I needed to get arrested to get off of drugs. Maybe you need it to make you nice.
Rebecca: What are you gonna do?
Me: What am I supposed to do? Have a fucking dance party? I'm sorry it got that bad but we're both in the wrong.
Rebecca: I know what I did. You're still a child. You need punishments to learn from your mistakes. Grow up. Analyze the situation. All aspects. I don't think you truly understand what's just happened. I don't think you've learned. I'm a lot smarter than you think.
Me: I'm smarter than you think, too.
Rebecca: You haven't learned anything.
Me: Yes, I have.
Rebecca: I'm not wasteing anymore of my life on this. You want me to forgive and forget so easily, when you don't even try to treat me human.
Me: You didn't treat us human when you stole from us and wrecked our house.
Rebecca: Goodbye.
Me: So I t... ]]> =JenniferOHcious HAPPY WORLD AIDS DAY!? http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21769479/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21769479/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:57:04 PST
PS This journal is pretty TMI so if you don't like hearing about birth control and ladyjunk, don't read on.

Anywho, I had an endocrinologist appointment today at Walter Reed Army Medical Center (aka annoying hospital that is far from my house and I have to be there all day way too often because my health sucks) to discuss my thyroid and ladyjunk! So, mom and I got Starbucks on our way since today every drink bought or whatever gets money donated to AIDS.

So, I have to get my cholesterol and glucose levels tested because my thyroid fucks up my entire body... And my endocrinologist, DR. McIVER (like McGuyver, lolol) put me on the pill (AKA BIRTH CONTROL AKA YAZMIN) because my "monthly" (it's way irregular) causes me excruciating pain, so I was all like, "ZOMG BC!"

(Of course, my mom's all like, "Oh, Jen, and you're dating again, so you and Jason don't have to worry! You still have to use a condom, though..." and I was all "MOM, WE'RE JUST GOING ON DATES, NOT IN A RELATIOSHIP, AND I'M NOT HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW, GEEZ, THE FACT THAT HE'S ALMOST 5 YEARS OLDER THAN ME MEANS I HAVE TO WAIT *EXTRA* LONG OR WHATEVER") Anyway, that's not the purpose of this journal. THE PURPOSE IS WORLD AIDS DAY.

So, I had my awesome new birth control in tow and we go up to this table, and these chicks are handing out handfuls of condoms and bracelets and pins and pamphlets and pencils, so I grab a handful of condoms because I was like, "ZOMG I ALREADY HAVE THE PILL NOW I CAN BE A HO, LOLOL" So the lady handing them out is like, "TAKE MOAR! I KNOW HOW YOU YOUNG PEOPLE ARE!" and my mom was like, "LOLOL, GET MOAR, HAHAHA" (She's amazing. I love her so much.)

Okay, so, basically, GET TESTED FOR AIDS/HIV AND SHIT, USE CONDOMS EVEN IF YOU'RE ON THE PILL, AND DONATE MONEY TO PEOPLE WITH AIDS!!!!

STAY EDUMATCATED!

Go to Starbucks while you still can! And give condoms to your friends in their birthday cards, they'll LOVE it.

Here, have a photo.

lol BC and condoms and ME!

... Oh, god, that means my boobs are just going to get bigger. THEY'RE BIG ENOUGH, ESTROGEN.

Illustrate: my boobs.

]]> =JenniferOHcious RIP W. Cameron Schlifke http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21697533/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21697533/ Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:04:37 PST
I totally had a crush on him.

Anyway, he died on Monday. I'm devastated. At least he went in a good way; being responsible, and being a great friend.

RIP, Cameron.

Source: [link]

CNU student dies from crash injuries

Last Edited: Wednesday, 26 Nov 2008, 9:31 AM EST
Created On: Tuesday, 25 Nov 2008, 10:15 AM EST

* Katie Collett

NEWPORT NEWS, Va. - William Cameron Schlifke, known to his friends as Cameron, was stopped at a red light Saturday, when police say a drunk driver slammed into the back of his car. Schlifke died Monday night.

He was a senior at Christopher Newport University and a devoted member of his fraternity, Pi Lambda Phi. His brothers tell WAVY.com they are devastated at Schlifke's death and they are also furious that his life was taken by a drunk driver. They say Schlifke was a fun and funny guy who everyone liked having around.

He was a political science major, preparing for graduation in May. His fraternity brothers say Schlifke was their designated driver Friday night and he was on his way to pick up some of his friends from a party when the accident happened on J. Clyde Morris Boulevard. They say he died trying to save their lives.

Schlifke, who is from Fairfax, was in a Volkswagen Jetta, stopped at a red light, when a 2006 Acura driven by fellow CNU student Eric Fowler, slammed into Schlifke's and another car. Harold Eley, with Newport News Police, says Fowler's Acura rear-ended the Jetta, forcing it into a Ford Mustang also stopped at the light. The woman driving the Mustang, a 19-year-old CNU student, received minor injuries. The crash happened in front of Riverside Regional Medical Center.

Fowler, 20, of Goodwin Road in Newport News, was arrested at the scene and charged with DUI Refusal, Reckless Driving and Under Age Possession charges. Following Schlifke's death, police upgraded the charges to include Involuntary Manslaughter (DUI). Fowler is now being held at the Newport News City Jail on no bond.

Schlifke's fraternity brothers are devastated.

"I just wish that he would have been able to walk away from this," says Patrick Glass, one of Schlifke's Pi Lam brothers. "He was the designated driver that night. Cameron was making up for a time that he had missed and felt bad about it and wanted to redeem himself, wanted to make up for it. He was coming from his apartment to pick up some brothers at a party."

"I don't care how old you are. You shouldn't be drinking and driving," says Michael Morrissey, another Pi Lam brother.

"There's not words for it. It infuriates me. It infuriates brothers," says Glass.

Glass and Morrissey remember racing to the scene around 2 a.m.

"When we talked to the police officer she said 'go across the street,' that's when it really hit hard. We got to the hospital. People were standing outside crying," says Morrissey.

After they saw Cameron, some of his Pi Lam brothers stopped by his apartment where they found his cell phone, wallet, and iPod lying neatly on his desk. Three possessions they say he never left behind.

Monday night, Cameron died from his injuries. The last entry he ever posted on his Instant Messenger, was an eerie foreshadowing.

The final paragraph reads: "Forgive me father for my complaints, I am but a human with my human desires I am bound to sin but in time I hope to be your child...."

"What more can you do than give your life for your brothers?" asks Morrissey.

Schlifke's fraternity brothers plan to hold a memorial service for him on CNU's campus next Tuesday. A time hasn't been decided yet. They also say he will get his diploma, as scheduled, in May. One of their brothers plans to finish his last project, so Cameron will get his full credit.

]]> =JenniferOHcious OH YAYYY! + My teenage life is messed up!? http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21531572/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21531572/ Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:47:17 PST

LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIE

(cue "oohs" and "aahs")

... Now I wanna be a size 6! Or, better, 4!!!

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How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"

[x] gotten kissed
[x] gotten a phone taken away in class
[ ] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 7

[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] text people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 12

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal (Fist, with my sister...)
[x] took pictures during school hours
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[x] skipped a class period
Total So Far: 17

[ ] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code
[x] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total So Far: 21

[x] gotten a call from school
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your supplies to school
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[x] curse during class/school
total so far: 25

[x] faked your parents signature
[x] slept in class
[x] cursed at your teacher
[x] copied homework
[x] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
total So Far: 30

Multiply by 3

My life is 90% fucked up?

Pssh, whatevs. My life is FINE.

... And this is what I look like when I sleep at school (computer graphics... UNDER THE DESK! And my teacher didn't care. She knows that I can't work if I'm tired.)

]]> =JenniferOHcious It's my birthday! http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21350818/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21350818/ Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:29:45 PST
Just kidding.

Not really.

I'm 18 today! However, I do not expect my birthday to be an exceedingly enjoyable occasion.

Perhaps you guys might do something to improve my day?

-Jennifer

PS. I may look like I'm 12 now, but I'll be laughing at you when I'm a hot old broad.

]]> =JenniferOHcious surgery over http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21150176/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/21150176/ Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:21:37 PDT
here are pics w/ captions
[link]

]]> =JenniferOHcious Stuff and a letter to quidditchmom LOLOL http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/20876698/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/20876698/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:52:10 PDT
But I found this in someone's journal and am doing it, with whoever is the last person to comment on my front page (aka *quidditchmom

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

ORIGINAL:
Dear (the person that tagged you, or if you weren't tagged, the last person to comment on your front page):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

-> How you do the Letter Meme: Fill in the blanks with the stuff under the tags.

MY LETTER:

Dear *quidditchmom:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about our friendship.
Best Regards,
*JenniferOHcious

I tag:
*quidditchmom, *bazzabent, *Agent-Ink, *Leesie2k5 ~samw61 and ~CilliansChainsaw

(yes, I tagged 6 instead of 5. Whatever.)

INFO FOR FILLING IN:

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed -... ]]> =JenniferOHcious Operation... Go http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/20354394/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/20354394/ Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:13:25 PDT
I was approved for surgery by my new endocrinologist, but it got postponed because my surgeon had to help fix a soldier whose limbs had been blown off.

Funtiems..?

Oh well.

Let's hope the rest of the soldiers stay safe...

-OLD STUFF-
My surgery may be cancelled.
It upsets me.

Read about pre-op here: [link]
and why it may be cancelled, here: [link]

-OLDER STUFF-

My surgery is getting closer and closer!

My pre-op is tomorrow, and then the surgery is on Friday.

Wish me luck!
(Cyst removal in my wrist, by the way)

-OLDER STUFF-

Feature for my club, *Club-Ravenclaw.
CONTEST WINNERS!
1st place:

*sunglasses-mage
(Featured until October 8th)

=Sam-Reynolds

Check him out. He's one of my husbands.

Tagged by

Here are the rules for this tag:
Choose a singer/band/group.
Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged).

Blink-182

1.Are you male or female?
Josie

2.Describe yourself!
Wasting Time

3.What do people feel when they're around you?
Aliens Exist

4.How would you describe your previous relationship?
Boring, Time to Break Up, Shut up.

5.Describe your current relationship.
Not Now

6.Where would you like to be now?
The Country Song

7.How do you feel about love?
Down

8.What's your life like?
Roller Coaster (at times) Wasting Time.

9.What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Going Away to College.

10.Say something wise.
Stay Together for the Kids?

TAGS:

AKA: Do it if you want.

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http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/20242582/ Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:22:44 PDT
What's new with you guys?

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Friends:

http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/20147288/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:48:19 PDT
AKA:

It would hurt so damn bad around the thumb in a place I don't have joints (so it's hard to see why it would hurt, etc) and I wasn't able to button my pants or open bottles or type or even minigolf or ANYTHING because my hand is an aartard.

SO.

I went to the doctor, who took an x-ray and was like "IDK, let's refer you."

And then I went to an orthopedist who felt my hand up and was like, "I don't feel anything. IDK, let's MRI."

So I made an appointment for an MRI and it was all like uncomfortable as hell and a bitch to do. Took an hour an a half. And I was like, "They had better find something or else I'm wasting a lot of time going to the hospital this much blahblahblah"

So then TODAY I went back to the hospital for my MRI results. That was a fun experience. Showed up an hour early and then they didn't see me until over an hour after my scheduled appointment, but that's not the point. (I did get a nice two hour nap during which I dreamed that my doctor said that there was nothing wrong with my back, but here, have some benadryl for your backpain. WTF?)

But yeah. Doc came in, started feeling my hand again (which made it hurt and it hadn't since last time I saw him, hmmph) and was like, "Do you ever notice bumps here and here? And masses?" And I was like, "uhhh, what?"

Apparently I have two cysts! TWO OF THEM! And though he can't see it on the MRI very well, he thinks they're connected. One is in my wrist, and one is inside the meaty part of my thumb. They're both pretty deep in, so yeah. Since the thumb one is all meaty and crap, he doesn't want to operate on it if he doesn't have to. So on September 26th, they're removing the wrist-cyst (which I named Cissy) and hopefully if he pushes on my thumb after that, the thumb-cyst (Trixie) will drain and then I will no longer have crappy pain. So yeah.

I name all of my problem organs. For example, my thyroid is Thumbelina. Her nodules are named Naliqua and Shaniqua.

BUT ANYWHO.

I am HAPPYFACE. Why? Because I know it's not tendinitis, which is what it felt like to me. Which is like, a bitch to cure and whatever. So that's good. I'm also happy that it's not all in my head. Unless my hand is my head, in which case it is in my head. So yeah.

It's real. And it's going away. And I'll be happy and everything will be okay and that's awesome.

Wish me luck on my surgery! (I'm trying to get Dr. Bachelor (and yes, he's married) to video tape it for my sister who is a doctor in training.) And I won't go completely under anesthesia because my mom would prefer me not to. So my hand will be numb and floppy and I'll be reallllllllyyyyy doped up. w00t. And to be perfectly honest, now that I know something is in my hand that doesn't belong there, it's realllllllllllllllllly bothering me. I feel like there's an alien in my arm or something. I want it out.

SO YAY.

By the way, I'm a lefty and this is on my right hand so it's not a huge deal as far as writing and art and school goes.

]]> =JenniferOHcious Lament by Maggie Stiefvater http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/19804090/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/19804090/ Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:34:14 PDT
So, I recently had the pleasure of reading an advance copy of
[info]m_stiefvater
's book, Lament: A Faerie Queen's Deception.

MOST EXCELLENT. Here's some info on the book:

From the cover of the book:

Lament is a dark faerie fantasy that features authentic Celtic faerie lore, plus cover art and interior illustrations by acclaimed faerie artist Julia Jeffrey.

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Synopsisy-thing:

Sixteen-year-old Deirdre Monaghan is a prodigiously gifted musician. She's about to find out she's also a cloverhand -- one who can see faeries. Deirdre finds herself infatuated with a mysterious boy who enters her ordinary life, seemingly out of thin air. Trouble is, the enigmatic and gorgeous Luke turns out to be a gallowglass -- a soulless faerie assassin. An equally hunky -- and equally dangerous-- dark faerie soldier named Aodhan is also stalking Deirdre. Sworn enemies, Luke and Aodhan have the same deadly assignment from the Faerie Queen... Caught in the crossfire with Deirdre is James, her wisecracking but loyal best friend.

Deirdre had been wishing her life weren't so dull, but getting trapped in the middle of a centuries-old faerie war isn't exactly what she had in mind.

-------------------------------------------

Okay, so. ON TO THE REVIEW THAT I SHALL NOW GIVE.

I have to admit here and now, for all you skeptics who don't think a book on Faeries can be cool or something, when I first heard of it but didn't know much, my mom was like, "My friend wants you to read a book that's for teens. It's about fairies. (that's how I thought of it anyway: Fairies. Faerie vs. Fairy, BIG DIFFERENCE.)" And I was like, "Ew, gay. Are you sure it's not for preteens? But whatever, I'll read it." and then I got the book, and I was even more excited. And then I read the dedication and the acknowledgments, I was like, "HOLY CRAP, SHE'S EXCELLENT." 'Cause she's kinda silly like me. (MAGGIE, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. We're the saaame.)

So, fast-forward a week. I found this book a little hard to get into at first (No offense, Maggie), but only the first handful of pages. I read a couple of pages and then didn't come back to it for a few days, but once I did yesterday, I COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN. (Also, know what else I had issues getting into at first? HARRY POTTER. And I love Potter more than ANYTHING.)

Things I loved:
This book has a guy/girl best friend pairing. EXCELLENT. Just like me in real life.
Also, this book was hilarious AND scary. Not like, "OMG A MONSTER" scary, but "OMG WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, I CAN'T PUT THIS DOWN OR I'LL DIE BECAUSE THIS IS SO DRAMATIC AND I GOTTA KNOW" scary.
I also loved that Maggie reserved most naughty language for the most epic parts of the book, 'cause that was awesome and made them have more impact.
Descriptions of faeries, excellent. Doesn't make them sound like little chicks with leaf-dresses frolicking in your birdbath behind your house. GOOD. They're scary little buggers.
Another great thing, not everything is happy ever after. Great writers are never afraid to push their characters into danger. (In my opinion) 'Cause you've gotta keep your readers on their toes. AND I WAS ON THEM. Like a ballet dancer.
I'm having a love/hate relationship with the cliffie at the end, but that's how you sell books, right? I can totally understand. And Maggie picked the PERFECT place to stop. Seriously. Perfect.
Romantic scenes weren't cheesy, or at least cheesy enough for you to be like, "Oh, that's cheesy."

Things I Hated:

... I can't really think of anything other than the fact that I can't read the sequel. Then again, that would be silly considering this one isn't even available to the public yet. CURSE TIME, CURSE IT. Waiting sucks

WAHAHAHAHA

So, I'm bad at writing reviews. Sue me. Whatever. I hope you get the point, that this book is awesome and you should buy it 'cause it's only $10 preorder on amazon.com.

Really.

Go to [link]

d_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1218032877&sr=8-1 and buy that sucka. MAGGIE NEEDS SOME NEW SHOES. Or something. SHUT UP.

The end.

Oh, also.

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And NOW, the first ever Lament facebook group:
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About this journal...

I just want to thank

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!ABFC

UNBAN HIM, PLZ. Add the stamp to support. Or

it if you're not subscribed. And email lolly@deviantart.com and ask him to unban Yeffsie.

I don't know about you, but banning someone because they answered a question regarding a suspension is bull.

Mom's Cancer

No cervical cancer, and the lotion crap is killing her... making her bleed and stuff, not good (for skin cancer) so she's stopping and opting for the surgery.
Funtiems.

Penpals plz? AND MOAR!

So, I have an extremely large amount of postcards here from the DC Area (which is where I live) and I have nothing to do with them. THEREFORE, I was wondering if anyone wanted to be penpals? I'll send you a DC postcard if you send me a postcard from where you're from. Note me if you're interested and we can exchange addresses

I wanna see if I can (hopefully) get one from every state in the USA and then one from every country.

Pen pals so far:
*bazzabent
=Leesie2k5
=nmandc515
*Flock-of-doves
*quidditchmom
~Cattthy
~maivugia

PICTURE OF FIRST POSTCARDS, YAY!

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iPod Meme

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Ben Wah Balls Â Blink (back before the 182 was added)
[I donÂt understand this oneÂ considering this song is about a girl who has an intimate relationship with a man who she later discovers to be her fatherÂ]

2. How would you describe yourself?
Wild World Â Cat Stevens
[Makes senseÂ My emotions are pretty wild right now.]

3. What do you like in a guy?
Simple Kind of Life Â No Doubt
[HmÂ ]

4.How do you feel today?
Carry On Dancing Â Savage Garden
[Maybe has something to do with the fact that even though things are getting kinda rough, I gotta keep going as positive as possible?]

5.What is your life's purpose?
Lying from You Â Linkin Park
[?]

6.What is your motto?
Why is Everybody Always Pickin - Bloodhound Gang
[This would be better if the song was ÂHooray for BoobiesÂ]

7.What do your friends think of you?
One Day IÂll Fly Away Â Nicole Kidman (From Moulin Rouge)
[I guess IÂm flyingÂ]

8.What do you think of your parents?
Sweet Home Alabama Â Lynyrd Skynyrd
[Oooh, bebe. Gotta love Southern Rock.]

9.What do you think about very often?
Livin La Vida Loca Â Ricky Martin
[LMFAOÂ ]

10.What is 2 + 2?
Fuck Wiping! Â Blink-182
[Â ew]

11.What do you think of your best friend?
Only the Good Die Young Â Billy Joel
[WeirdÂ This is actually kinda dead on, in a wayÂ Her mom died of breast cancer a couple of years ago and itÂs sent my friendÂs life in a spiralÂ And her mom was awesome. I reassure her that her mom is probably in a better place, away from all of the painÂ The last year was horrible for her, and it was so hard to see them go through thatÂ]

12.What do you think of the person you like?
Mutt Â Blink-182
[HmmÂ He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb? She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds, heÂs not that old, IÂve been told, a strong sexual goalÂ]

13.What is your life story?
Nice nÂ Easy Â Frank Sinatra
[I guess I have it easier than a lot of people, but I wouldnÂt say life is exactly easy for me right nowÂ]

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Bright Lights Â Matchbox Twenty
[Good songÂ but I think it would be weird to be a light xD]

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Fashion Nugget Â Cake
[0_o;;]

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one Â Relient K
[OH GOD NO.]

17.What will they play at your funeral?
All the Small Things Â Blink-182
[What, will it be about my husbandÂs penis?! xD Or will I have had a breast reduction by then?]

18.What is your hobby/interest?
Growing on Me Â The Darkness
[My boobs are definitely an interest, and they ARE growing on me!!!

]

19.What is your biggest fear?
Stronger Â Kanye West featuring Daft Punk
[H... ]]> =JenniferOHcious Neekko http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/18139387/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/18139387/ Fri, 02 May 2008 20:08:47 PDT

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Guys, Barry does wonderful custom journal commissions, just note him at =bazzabent

Full-Color Cel Shaded Commissions by Neekko

Neekko's extremely expensive server bill is coming up next month, and he needs funds to pay for it! Here are some examples of work he has done.

He's doing Full-Color Cel Shaded Commissions, $35.00 USD for 1 character, and $15 per additional character. Read more about them here!

If you can't afford the $35, please consider an icon commission (as soon as they're open), or perhaps donate some money to his dreamhost here.

Thanks!

More About Neekko

=neekko is a multitalented and fantastic artist here on deviantART that just doesn't get enough credit!

Are you familiar with

and

?? That's totally =neekko's work. If you think those are good, you should check out his gallery. It's loaded with tons of pixel-art and digitally drawn goodies and cute, helpful tutorials.

If it weren't for his help and patience, I would probably be a lot worse at pixel-art than I already am.

Commissions, etc

I'll bet you want a new avatar, right? Well talk to =neekko! He's offering avatars for only $3.50 (Pixel, unanimated) or $5.50 (Pixel, animated) USD! He accepts paypal. I already sent him some money so I can get one of them. I can't wait

If you don't need a new avatar, check out his http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17933276/ Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:51:11 PDT

About this journal...

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Guys, Barry does wonderful custom journal commissions, just note him at =bazzabent

Concerts

I went to my first metal concert last night at a local venue. It was awesome! It was only $18 per person for a 6 hour concert with at LEAST 7 bands playing. Some that I can remember are: Cab Ride Home (local band), The Showdown, Kataklysm, Droid, and SHADOWS FALL!

It was awesome. I spent all of the money I have on t-shirts (5 of them to be exact) and 3 CDs. Next time I go I'm bringing $50 and leaving my ATM card at home... I can't clean out my bank account like this every time.

Oh -- I got an AUTOGRAPHED copy of Threads of Life (Shadows Fall's Newest CD) and met Brian Fair, their lead singer. And I got a picture with him:

He's got the longest dreads I've ever seen. Hell, he might even have the record.

It was probably one of the most AWESOME nights of my year.

On Another Note...

I got a Robinson (my high school) letter for my achievements in FBLA (Future Business Leaders of America). It was pretty cool, even though the award presenter mispronounced my last name three different times during the ceremony... in different ways.

It's SOUTHER. South-uhr (with a slightly softer "th" than south)

Not Sow-THURR
Not Suh-thurr
Not SOO-thurr.

SOUTHER.

Thanks.

But yeah, I'm still proud of myself even though the presenting lady was an inconsistent moron.

Here's my letter:

Neekko

=neekko is a multitalented and fantastic artist here on deviantART that just doesn't get enough credit!

Are you familiar with

and

?? That's totally =neekko's work. If you think tho... ]]> =JenniferOHcious :D LOL SUNDAY http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17819948/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17819948/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:15:57 PDT

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How I Know He's a Keeper

So, my boyfriend is awesome. I've known this. Duh. Why would I date him otherwise? But his awesomeness was proven in a text conversation between myself and him, and also him and my mom.

(A little background information. He's on a trip to Florida for a music competition and the competition was today, so he was busy and decided to check in to let me know he would be calling...)

Paul: I'll call you tonight once I get to the hotel in an hour or so, hopefully. Been a nuts day.
Me: I'll be here. Can't wait to hear about your nuts.

Harry Potter 2 is on in the meantime.
Paul: LOL, HP. My nuts are pretty epic.
(I then tell my mom about this. Because she is awesome, so she texts Paul.)
Mom: I wanna hear about your nuts tooooo!
Paul: Believe me, there's plenty for everybody
Mom: Oh, Goodie!
(Back to me and Paul)
Me: Having fun talking to my mom?
Paul: Oh yeah. You might want to keep an eye on her, though... She seems awfully interested in my nuts.
(I tell mom she says this, so she send him...)
Mom: Mmmmmmm... NUTS!
Paul: Hahaha, dese nuts!
(Then I send this to Paul)
Me: This is the highlight of my weekend.

AND IT'S DA TROOF.

My mom is awesome. The fact that Paul can joke with her? EPIC AWESOME. I love it.

Neekko

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If you don't need a new avatar, check out his online shop and see what else he has to offer. He's got something for everyone.

Harry Potter Fanart Feature!

I am a Harry Potter FREAK. Because I'm not that good at drawing, let's show you pictures by people who are! Okay? Okay.

... ]]> =JenniferOHcious Thursday http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17665110/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17665110/ Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:22:36 PDT

About this journal...

I just want to thank

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Guys, Barry does wonderful custom journal commissions, just note him at =bazzabent

Life

I GET MY BRACES OFF IN 61 DAYS! WOOO!
I can't wait to see what my smile looks like

It was pretty bad beforehand, and obviously I don't like it too much now. But, yeah. I'm happy

I'm also readjusting to single life. First couple of days were tough, but now I'm back to my usual flirtatious self. So, yeah. Fun times.
I love Mountain Dew.

Oh, and I ordered Season 1 of Metalocalypse on Amazon.com yesterday. I can't wait until it comes. I love that show.

Neekko

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If you don't need a new avatar, check out his online shop and see what else he has to offer. He's got something for everyone.

Harry Potter Fanart Feature!

I am a Harry Potter FREAK. Because I'm not that good at drawing, let's show you pictures by people who are! Okay? Okay.

http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17490288/ Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:33:25 PDT

About this journal...

I just want to thank

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Life

I finally got my learnerÂs permit! Now I need to clean my room so my mom will let me drive D: It makes me sad. I hate cleaning my room. No words can describe how messy it is. Seriously. ItÂs disgusting. As ~madfox43. Seriously. I need help/advice/whatever.

Spring break is over, grrr. D:

As for art, IÂm starting a lot of things at once. So yeah. Silly me. Nothing new that I can say for sure. Mom bought me photoshop and it came on Friday, same day as I got my permit

So yeah, PSCS3 Extended has stolen my life

MEME ALERT

1) Full name: Jennifer Lynne

2) Male/Female: Female

3) Were you named after anyone?: Two of my dadÂs old coworkers.

4) Does your name mean anything?: Jennifer means ÂFair LadyÂ or ÂFair PhantomÂ, and Lynne means Âof the lake.Â I love it, because IÂm a pale as a ghost, female, and I like water.

5) Nicknames: Jenn, Jenny, Jennifred, Fred, Winnifred, Freddles, Frediddles, Diddles, Ferdinand Magellan, Federica, Freddifart, Fart, Frank, Freddifer, Frennyjed, Jen-Jen, Lynne, DD (Not for my bra size, if that was so IÂd be DDD or E. But it stands for ÂDood DirlÂ which is my dadÂs retarded version of ÂGood Girl.Â He also is the one that calls me Fart.) Ferd, Niffer, Niffler, Niffles, Mr. Niffles, J-LoÂ Probably more, But this is what I think of.

6) Who do you think you look like: A lot of people think I look like JunoÂ you knowÂ from the movie? But my butt could be made of 4 of hers, and my boobs are like 6 of hers. And IÂm not pregnant. And sheÂs prettier.

7) Date Of Birth: November 6th, 1990.

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Norwich, Connecticut and the W. Backus Hospital, and IÂm currently at school near the DC area.

9) Nationality: IÂm an American, but my heritage is Irish, German, English, Welsh, Dutch, and a teensy bit Native American and African.

10) Astrology Sign: Scorpio
11)Chinese Astrology Sign: Year of the horse

12) Religion: Christian ï Baptist

13) WhatÂs your favorite smell?: Hard to say. I like fresh-baked cookies, the smell of ~madfox43, pineapple or any other citrusy smell, coconutÂ

14) Political Position?: Conservative.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Mountain Dew 24/7. JK. I like milk and lemonade and orange juice and junk.

16) Hair + Eye color: Brown + they change depending on the light and my clothes and my mood, so I call them hazel, but they can be anything from grey to blue to green to brownÂ

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Ellen Page?

18) What do you look like?: A mix between my mom and my dad, but likeÂ I look 12. Everyone thinks IÂm 12 and it makes me very sad D:

19) Any unusual talents?: What is considered unusual? IÂm an excellent jump-roper and I can make some of the ugliest faces ever. I can also control my lazy eye so no one knows that I have it, and most people consider my ability... ]]> =JenniferOHcious Tuesday http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17292691/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17292691/ Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:48:14 PDT

About this journal...

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Life

I feel better

Methinks he's going to get better, and maybe we can be together and actually WORK this time! (No more vicious cycles, you hear, mister?)

MEME ALERT

Thanks,

.

Info
[x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
Who doesnÂt?
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
Not at all
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x]I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
Or I should, anyway
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
IÂve already gotten plastic surgery on my ears when I was three, so this question is ruined for me already! IÂm also gonna get a breast reduction in a year or so.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
UGH that creepy guy who used to come in where I worked (Dairy Queen at the time) and always called me Mami and said he liked his milkshakes nice and thin D:
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.
Especially on my shoulders.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
They swear back- for fun. WeÂre really close and can be comfortable talking about almost anything. My mom likes it when I call her ÂBitchzilla!Â
[ ] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
21 years and still going strong

[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
I have the mommy gene.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
Define losing a child?

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x/x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job.
I take pens all the timeÂ I like them! TheyÂre all left by customers anyway. Fuck, now I feel guilty D:
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
Fucking PocahontasÂ
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.
The leg, nothing scandalous.

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[x ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room... ]]> =JenniferOHcious Sunday http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17263088/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17263088/ Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:52:10 PDT

About this journal...

I just want to thank

=bazzabent for this gorgeous journal. Barry, you're amazing, and I owe you one!

Guys, Barry does wonderful custom journal commissions, just note him at =bazzabent

Life

The flu is gone, I hope, so thatÂs good, but now my allergies are acting up like crazy.

My relationship with my (now ex)boyfriend just ended because I was tired of giving everything and receiving nothing and he was too selfish and stubborn to give me anything back. 13 months of waiting was enough.

IÂm working like a madwoman, being the awesome employee of the week/month/year/ever.

IÂm trying to improve my drawing skills, so please look at the following and tell me what you think. Hopefully you have lots of good things to say

I guess thatÂs it for now. Comment me and cheer me up, please. And like I said last timeÂ gift art is always welcome and appreciated

itÂs the best and quickest way to cheer me up and make me feel loved <3

8 Facts

I wasnÂt tagged, but wanted to do this anyway. Got this from

The rules....I must write eight truthful things about myself and then tag eight other people...who in return must write eight truthful things about themselves and tag eight others. Leave a note on their page saying they've been tagged.

1. IÂm allergic to metal.

2. IÂm completely sober. No cigarettes, alcohol, or anything else for me. My sister has ruined all of those for me when her habits almost completely tore my family apart.

3. I used to be on a competitive jump-rope team and I wish I was still on it almost every day. (I miss Mrs. LevvisÂ my old coach retired, and when she did, I did tooÂ no other coach quite cut the mustard)

4. My mom is probably my best friend.

5. My heart belongs to 2 guys who will never reciprocate. One refuses to love, and the other would probably rather date the one who refuses to loveÂ WHY DO I LOVE GAY MEN SO MUCH!?

6. I spend almost none of my money on myself, and I am completely broke because of my gift-giving.

7. Bloody movies make me pass out.

8. I seem like the most social person in the world but I donÂt like people and I donÂt like spending time with most of them. When I was little and got in trouble at school, my teacher would take my book away and make me go out to recess instead of reading in study hall. To this day, I still stay in my classroom through lunch. Teachers are better to talk t o than my idiotic classmates anyway.

I tag:

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About this journal...

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Update on Life

ItÂs day 4 with the flu. I didnÂt think it was possible, but I feel worse today than I did yesterday. IÂm stuck hanging out in my messy-as-hell room all alone, with nothing but deviantART and neopets to keep me occupied.
IÂve been sleeping a LOT. I had to go to school this morning for a couple of hours to take a test, and then Mr. Aydlette, aka the coolest counselor ever (heÂs a G) gave me a ride home. Then I slept until likeÂ 2 in the afternoon.
ItÂs really boring for me because even my own stupid boyfriend is too busy to text message me until midnight and by then IÂm angry because I havenÂt really heard from him all day despite dozens of attempts to get a single ÂHow are you feeling today?Â, and that alone is making me feel worse.
My sister, Rebecca is home for dinner tonightÂ which I hate. She doesnÂt live here anymore and sheÂs acting like this is her house. She betrayed us, she broke our trust so many timesÂ who does she think she is to stroll in here and demand things!? I wish she would go away.
I need someone to cheer me up. I need gift art. People should draw/make me stuff. Okay? If you do, IÂll put it in that cute little shoutbox over there, you know, to your right? Yeah, that one. You know you want to.

Harry Potter Fanart Feature!

I am a Harry Potter FREAK. Because IÂm not that good at drawing, letÂs show you pictures by people who are! Okay? Okay.

http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17207685/ Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:16:39 PST

About this journal...

I just want to thank

=bazzabent for this gorgeous journal. Barry, you're amazing, and I owe you one!

Guys, Barry does wonderful custom journal commissions, just note him at =bazzabent

Art Show News.

I pretty much know how my art show booth will look, and now I just need to work on figuring out and buying materials! YAY!

More...

The other day, FAQ #106: What are the symbols in front of each deviants nickname? made life's confusion a little lighter. Hellz yeah.

Features

Friends

=JenniferOHcious Songs http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17170841/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17170841/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:22:54 PST

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Mark the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own.

1. "Humidity is rising, Barometer's getting low. According to our sources The street's the place to go."

2. "I'm packed and I'm holding, I'm smiling.'

3. "It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside. I'm not one of those who can easily hide."

4. "I feel like I would like to be somewhere else doing something that matters."

5. "Feels like you made a mistake, you made somebody's heart break."

6. "A hundred days have made me older since the last time that I saw your pretty face."

7. "I waited till I saw the sun. I don't know why I didn't call."

8. "Tonight I'm gonna have myself a good time. I feel alive, and the world is turning inside-out, yeah."

9. "Everynight I see you standing on the corner."

10. "I could stay awake just to hear you breathing, watch you smile while you are sleeping, while you're far away dreaming."

11. "Baby, I knew at once that you were meant for me. Deep in my soul I know that I'm your destiny."

12. "Guess mine is not the first heart broken, my eyes are not the first to cry."

13. "Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner. Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I live in."

14. "There's times I want something more, someone more like me."

15. "I'm can't stand to fly, I'm not that naive. I'm just out to find the better part of me."

16. "What is happening here? Something's going on that's not quite clear."

17. "This may never start, we could fall apart."

18. "The road is fucking hard, the road is fucking tough. There's not question that it is rougher stuff."

19. "There's this one guy, there's no one like him in all the world 'cause you can always see those girls down on their knees."

20. "There is no future, there is no past. Thank God this moment's not the last."

21. "I can make you feel special when it sucks to be you. Let me make you feel special for an hour or two."

22. "I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room listening to all those doubts your parents had to say to you."

23. "Because I need you more than you need me. Because I want you more, I know."

24. "Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe. Sometimes I need you to stay away from me."

25. "I think I'm going to be sad, I think it's today, yeah. The girl that's driving me mad is going away."

26. "All those nights I lay in bed, thoughts of you running through my head."

27. "I do not need a microphone, my voice is fucking powerful."

28. "Lancelot you might as well just fess up, really you're a different kind of guy."

29. "Well you're a walking and a talking and a moving and a grooving and a hipping and a hopping and a picking and popping." =JenniferOHcious ART SHOW! http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17098047/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17098047/ Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:52:59 PST
"Congratulations, your work will be showin in the prestigious Robinson One Person Show on Thursday, April 24. The following will be a guildeline for you to use in preparing for your presentation...

... Invite parents, relatives, and friends to the show."

So if you live nearby...

You're invited!

I FORGOT THE TIMES.

I'M AWESOMExCORE.

It's like... around 6:30ish, I believe, and all day during the school day.

]]> =JenniferOHcious Jury Day http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17086155/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/17086155/ Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:12:09 PST
I drop off my portfolio in 2.5 hours to see whether or not I'm in the art show.

I don't find out until tomorrow T-T

Wish me luck if you see this, plz. <3

]]> =JenniferOHcious Preparing for the art show http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/16862245/ http://JenniferOHcious.deviantart.com/journal/16862245/ Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:52:56 PST
Several of my pieces were 'thrown out' because she didn't like the style, so she wants me to crank out 5 - 10 more things over the weekend 0_0;;

You have to have 12 pieces minimum, 20 max, and she basically wants me to get as many as possible.

She gave me a really good compliment, though.

She told me that I'm really good at not only conveying the image of a person, but their personality as well. She likes the pictures I choose to vectorize.

It makes me teh happiness.

Which is good, since 'tis rare lately.

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