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                <title>Don't let your mind wander</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:27:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Work lately has left me without any desire to play around on the computer when I get home (honestly I'd much rather make boffer weapons at this point, it's sooooo much more productive).  Also I have to do my taxes.<br /><br />Sorry to all the folks who were asking me questions about stuff...I will return to active status soon!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Alive?  Yes, rather!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:24:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ All better from the sick, and back with a HIDEOUS urge to art!<br /><br />Things I am working on but am too lazy to post after spending 8 hours on the computer solving other peoples' problems:<br /><br />- Finishing up those darn sketches (Whu?  I didn't finish something?  Preposterous!)<br />- Learning how to ink in GIMP (oh noes why is it so tedious?)<br />- A fanart of Willow from Buffy (...I have nothing to say that could justify this.  I wanted it.)<br />- Big foam shields for my LARP (Gaff tape...it hurts my wallet.)<br />- Design for a dragon mask made from Crayola Model Magic (trying to figure out if I can varnish that stuff.)<br /><br />In other news, the new M:TG expansion is <i>named after my LARP!</i>  So if you happen to play Magic, I hear we're going to get credit in the rulebook for the Shadowmoor set.<br /><br />I am reveling in several layers of geekery right now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Snork</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:10:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG sick >_<  I am so not on my game.  Questionably punctuated entry follows.<br />
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The whole "mono will come back to haunt you, weak immune system lulz!" problem, I guess.  I am hemorrhaging (haha I had to look up how to spell that) snot and all kinds of gross things I'm sure you totally wanted to hear about.<br />
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And yet I show up to work...why god why?, I'm sure my coworkers ask themselves as I spread germs.<br />
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Wow, all that and I'm not even taking any drugs!  Hey wait...I have drugs!  Yaaaay DayQuil.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Argh.  Help.  What?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:43:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whoa.<br />
<br />
So, things that have happened in the PAST YEAR (gasp!) since I actually updated this darn thing:<br />
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- Graduated (summa cum laude)<br />
- Moved to Raleigh<br />
- Got a job (Cisco)<br />
- Got married (Kevin)<br />
- Went temporarily insane and quit all my usual activities except pretty much eating and bathing<br />
- Got mono<br />
- Got over mono<br />
- Started behaving like an adult kinda.  Rented a house.  Paid bills.  Cursed the economy.<br />
- Turned 21 (and I still don't drink any amount worth mentioning!)<br />
- Started playing WOW<br />
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Yeah I know, WOW, and I said I would never fall for that.  It's PRETTY!  Catch me on Elune or Scryers if you wanna share my addiction...<br />
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And dear lord, I have 869 deviations to view.<br />
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Anybody still remember me?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>You ruined everything</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:39:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow.  WOW.  What the hell happened?  I used to visit DA every day to check out the new arts posted by my friends...and post my own art...and then...college!  Grad school!  GRE!  New job!<br />
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Well, my birthday came and went.  I'm 20 now, that's kinda weird.  And contrary to popular belief I actually HAVE done some art stuff.  I really need to get a new camera - most of the new things have been textile-related.  I've painted a few custom polyhedral sets, and I'm about to start a featherworking project.  No idea how that will go, since I've never done it before, but I have about 6 pheasants' worth of tailfeathers and down that are just BEGGING to be integrated into my much-planned, never-implemented bird costume.<br />
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But I know I at LEAST promised you guys some new art.  One has been posted now; I wish I had time to work on more.  I'm hoping once school is out for Christmas break I'll have an opportunity to show you all some of the new things I've come up with.<br />
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Sorry I've been such a bum.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Not Mandatory</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 15:23:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hrmmm.  Been a while, eh?  Well, despite the fact that I never really had a "summer break" (yay summer school) it's all going to pay off in the form of an early graduation - by a whole year!  And assuming all goes well I'll be enrolled in a great grad school for next fall, as well as (fingers crossed) doing one of my dream jobs next summer (interning for Dreamworks in CA, managing computers and the like).<br />
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In the meantime I'm still busy running two separate RPGs (D&D and Serenity) and occasionally finding the time to do an awful doodle or two.  Often I feel as if the RPGs are something I'm being held at sword/gunpoint to do...but if I don't run them, who will?<br />
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Mmmmmm, free time, what's that? *grin* ]]></description>
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                <title>Alive until you die</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 19:43:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For some reason I feel like a really *really* serious dork right now.  I should quit trying to impress people.<br />
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I know what can fix this.  A rockin' round of GUITAR HERO!  Won't somebody rock out with me?  Please? ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh father of the four winds fill my sails</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 17:33:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mmmmmm I'm so sore.  LARPing kills my legs.  But did I EVER have a fun time RPing this weekend...I hardly ever get to get into character like that.  For a little while there I actually forgot who the hell I was...  ^_^<br />
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Feast next month!  Glee!  I need to get some pictures of Jade for that one.  When I get done sewing my bodice and patchwork pirate coat (to match the skirt) I'll have to post some images under textile art.  If they're any good. ]]></description>
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                <title>Some dance to remember, some dance to forget</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 22:22:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I swear I have new art.  I promise.  I just have to get to a scanner to unload it all.<br />
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Hmmm...I wonder if anyone else is seeing a pattern...I only tend to do new art when I start a new RPG campaign.  This time it was Exalted but expect some D&D stuff soon as well...and some LARP geekiness!  Yay for me pretending to be a pirate!<br />
<br />
ARRRRRR... ]]></description>
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                <title>Whee!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 14:45:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I can stop complaining about not getting to color my art, because <a href="http://scruffy-zero.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scruffy-zero.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="scruffy-zero" /></a> DID IT FOR ME!  It looks so awesome I can't even do it justice.  Go.  Look.  <br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29275728/">Colored awesomeness!</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Blaugh...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:06:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ugh...I have no time to be artistic...programming takes up ALL my time!  MIT or bust!<br />
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I wish I even had time to color my picture of Sapheth.  Sigh.  Over spring break.  It must be done! ]]></description>
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                <title>Jingle...jinglejingle...ooh, shiny!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 09:45:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Merry Christmas, everybody.  Now go spend time with your families.<br />
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And if your blood relatives are crazy, just remember: friends are the family you choose for yourself, so spending time with them is an option, too! ]]></description>
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                <title>Hot pirate booty...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 22:04:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "...and run-on sentences with questionable punctuation!"<br />
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Despite all my misgivings, I managed to make an A in my Calc II class and secure my spot on the Dean's List for another semester.  Phew.  I wonder, did it have more to do with me threatening my professor within an inch of his sanity ("Just you remember, I have two more classes with you before I graduate!"), or was it the fact that I walked in, dropped my 18-page final on his desk after FOUR HOURS, and said, "Well, unless I totally screwed it up, that's an easy A!"?<br />
<br />
Looking over that last sentence, I realize the punctuation leaves a little to be desired.  Oh well, it keeps things interesting.  Besides, like I always say, I'm going to change my name to "!" so when people want to get my attention they have to look right at me and look really surprised.  Mnyahahaha.<br />
<br />
Anyway, if you ask me, the school should do a little something more for those on the DL than just print their name in the paper.  I'd settle for having a better dorm to live in.  I may have a first-floor room but otherwise it's pretty crummy, 11:45pm fire drills included.<br />
<br />
So.  Maybe I can complete some more stuff over Christmas break!  Keep an eye out, you may see some pictures of the costume's I've made surfacing here.  No cosplay for me, I'm more into LARP stuff, but i'm completing a beautiful (simple) black robe and then it's on to custom bags and more rogue stuff for my LARP.<br />
<br />
LARP LARP LARPitty LARP.  Yay.<br />
<br />
I hate the holidays.  Not Christmas itself so much, since it IS one of the most holy days of the year, and I can't NOT celebrate Jesus' birth (even though the date is somewhat debatable due to the whole "let's take over the dates of pagan holidays!" thing--whoops, tangent, sorry), but the whole holiday atmosphere is just gak. ]]></description>
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                <title>Paranoia will eat your soul</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2005 23:43:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *Clutches at head*  ARGH!  School is eating my brain.  I swear I'm getting dumber.  Finals time is here, that wonderful time of year when I don't sleep or eat or do anything I want to.<br />
<br />
Like work on my Serenity RPG campaign.  Boy am I dying to run that thing.  Soooo many cool ideas for the unsuspecting players!  And it'll make a nice break from Exalted and D&D.<br />
<br />
But first I have to get through the end of the semester.<br />
<br />
Oh yeah, did I mention I got addicted to sewing again?  I've agreed to make about 10 different outfits for my LARP friends...plus two wedding outfits that have to be done by next August.  Not that I'm worried or anything.  After all, I have all summer to work on them!  Boocoo bucks for me...<br />
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Also, did anybody notice that I changed my icon finally?  I'm really working on adapting my own drawing style for once instead of just drawing whatever.  Blah.  I need more time to be creative.  Unfortunately the only time I seem to actually get anything done is when I'm supposed to be doing other things.<br />
<br />
Like studying for my calculus exam!  Argh! ]]></description>
                <author>~JollyPirate</author>
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                <title>Woohoo!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 06:40:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay!  200 pageviews!  Thanks to everyone who's stopped by.  ^_^<br />
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Is it weird that I dreamed last night I had a DD?  Not that I have anything posted that's good enough, but the piece of art I had in my dream sure was.<br />
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Darn subconscious. ]]></description>
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                <title>*angry face*</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 22:15:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ GAH!  Why won't my latest deviation display properly as a preview image?  *stomps off to do homework* ]]></description>
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                <title>GAH!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2005 09:46:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm back at school now.  Understand when I say "back" I mean "fifteen minutes from my house," but as usual my scholarships require me to live on campus.  Meh.  Some of my classes are going to be great (*cough*Java programming*cough*).  Others...not so much.  Icky, icky Calc II.<br />
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I'm trying to start up a D&D group on campus, but I can't find anyone to DM and I don't really have the time or experience to do it myself.  I may end up joining the White Wolf group instead.  I think I can handle a little Exalted.  Maybe.<br />
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Off to do homework...wheeee. ]]></description>
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                <title>It comes, it goes</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2005 18:28:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Completely sqandered my lovely trial DA subscription.  The features were nice although I didn't get to try all of them out, but I didn't really experience anything at this point that would make me want to run right out and buy a full year's subscription.  Anyone that wants to buy one FOR me, however, may feel welcome.  (Just kidding...I need to pay for my car and this new hard drive I just bought...but I need no handouts.)<br />
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In other news, I went by myself to see Howl's Moving Castle last night.  No amount of prodding could convince my boyfriend and I didn't want to drag him to another movie he'd hate (*shudders as she remembers the fiasco with the wonderful - but subtitled - "Hero"*), so I went to the art theater here and enjoyed myself throughly.  I love Diana Wynn Jones but I'd never had the opportunity to read the book that they based the movie on.  I think I shall have to go get it from the library now.  Definitely going in the DVD collection when it comes out, at any rate.<br />
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It was kind of nice to get out by myself for a while.  But now I must go work on a new submission.  (I'm sure anyone who watches me is feeling a great disturbance in the Force right about now).  Oh wait...no one watches me!  Woohoo, free to commit evil deeds all the day long!<br />
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Shifty eyes! ]]></description>
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                <title>Freakin' Sweet!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 20:51:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Schweet!  It's a header!<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/happycry.gif" alt="Crying With Joy" title="Crying With Joy" /> Whee!<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Pink Floyd - "Comfortably Numb"<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Stephen King - "Song of Susannah"<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Pirates of the Carribean<br /><br />Wheeee!  FINALLY!  Free one week subscription to DA...oh my lord I'm going to get addicted and have to pay for it.  ^_^  Damn.  Ok...off to play with DA subscription yummygoodness.<br /><br />Footer.  Footy.  *wiggles toes* ]]></description>
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                <title>Wow...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 14:33:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holy crap, 99 pageviews!  I'm about to hit the big triple digits...hmmm...guess that means I ought to post some more art.  I can't promise anything SOON, but I will do a commemorative post when I get done with all my projects!  Thanks, guys!  ^_^ ]]></description>
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                <title>D&amp;D</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 15:03:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm completely obsessed with D&D right now.  Hopefully I'll get a picture of my character together soon so I can post it here!  Right now I'm working on a blog of recent sessions.  Our DM offers XP for blogging in-character...so why not?<br />
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The big news is that I got a really good deal on an Intuos2 tablet and it arrived yesterday!  Plugged it in, it worked great, but the tablet-to-screen gap is really working some funky mojo on my ability to coordinate right now.  I'll have to practice a lot before I get any good.  Expect some crappy digital-art scraps for a while.  (On the other hand, I think I have enough 1337 5|<i11z to edit some of my older posts and possibly retouch the newer ones I've been meaning to post...we'll see!)<br />
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Ok.  Off to play with the new toy.  *Glee* <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Spammity spam!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 13:45:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was bored today, so I used a remote  viewer to open up a piece of  particularly enticing e-mail that I  knew was spam, just to find out what  was actually inside.  I never read spam  - I can spot it a mile away - but like  I said, I was bored.<br />
<br />
<b><edit></b>: I Googled for about five seconds  and found that most of this spam is  taken from an actual book called <i> Captain Blood</i> by Rafael Sabatini.  It  was released in 1922 and was made into  a movie starring the venerable Errol  Flynn.  *salutes the master*<br />
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This is the bizarre message I found  inside:<br />
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<i>Hello, do you want to spend Iess  onLevasseur. your drrugs?<br />
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The PHARMApens, and awaited the  explosion in a sort of  terror.CY-BY-MAlL SHOP  offers you a  great dehe knew as well as Pitt that in  going ashore that morning he carriedaI<br />
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Vgeneral public of buyers that had  waited until Colonel Bishop hadlAGRA  Therefore she lingered there in the  garden, awaiting his returnVALlUM  ClALwhom it was that you were desired  to succour?lS LEVlTman of perhaps  eight-and-twenty, well above the middle  height inRA and many other.<br />
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With each purchase ignorance. I could  gladly have forgone this acquaintance  with them.you get:<br />
# Greatyou must have the actual date -  that Peter Blood was brought to Prices<br />
# Topof a flogging that's due to me.  Ye're a man of your word in such  quaIity<br />
# Home And because Nature in him was  stronger - as it is in most of us  -deIivery<br />
# Total confidentiaterms. Yberville,  the young French filibuster, had the  honour toIity<br />
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Try us and you will not be  disappoinEnglish seaman's story,  disregarding any evidence that might  belieted!</i><br />
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So...I gather than this English seaman,  Peter Blood, is having a little trouble  getting the bounce back in his plank.   I am intrigued indeed.  This sordid  little preview was rife with  double-entendres.  If it had been an  advertisement for a book I would have  run right out to Barnes & Noble and  picked it right up!<br />
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So kids, the lesson is: don't read  spam.  It lowers your IQ, you better  beliet it. ]]></description>
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                <title>WTF?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 21:41:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What is this business on my info page  with the big yellow "Be Generous"  button?  I certainly didn't put it  there.  As much as I'd love a  subscription it is beyond my means  right now and I don't want to plead for  it.  To The Powers That Be: make it go  away!  I'm not a beggar!  (Am I?)<br />
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Also, courtesy of the wonders of eBay I  just bought a new Wacom Intuos that  hopefully will be arriving within a  week or two.  Which means updates!  I  swear!<br />
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I just spent four hours playing a  13-party-member game of D&D so I'm going  to go try to calm down now.  Ack. ]]></description>
                <author>~JollyPirate</author>
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                <title>They're Magically Malicious!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2005 20:39:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Lucky Hexes - They're Magically  Malicious!"  For some reason that just  popped into my head as a perfect Harry  Potter product.  Something produced by  Fred & George Weasley, no doubt.<br />
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Spent all day today at the local Renn  Faire, rampaging around with a Viking  and a Scotsman.  I kept waiting for  someone to ask me 'Cake or death?' but  I had to settle for pestering the cast  members instead.  And befriending the  blacksmith/leathercrafter, who promised  to get me a good deal on baldrics and  sword belts when I finally get my  pirate costume ready.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/ahoy.gif" width="31" height="19" alt=":ahoy:" title="Ahooooy Matey!" /> He also gave me  a custom hockey-skate lacing hook.   Yay!  ^_^<br />
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Off to work on websites.  I need to  post some new art...aaaaaagh...oh well,  next week sometime maybe.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/worry.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":worry:" title="Worried" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /> ]]></description>
                <author>~JollyPirate</author>
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                <title>meh</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2005 23:00:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Argh, I'm having one of those days  where I hate all of my art.  I already  made scathing edits on the descriptions  of some of my pictures.  I'll probably  regret it later.<br />
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This probably has something to do with  the fact that I've felt kind of sick  all day.  Ickity ick.<br />
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Tomorrow is the Renaissance Faire,  though!  Wheeeee!  I get to dress up  and yell at people on Old English and  it's LEGAL!  ^_^<br />
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Also, I LOVE this emoticon.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":sarcasm:" title="Hahahahaha. No." /> ]]></description>
                <author>~JollyPirate</author>
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                <title>Flaming != Baked Alaska</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 22:43:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The title was too long to fit.   Translation: "Just because it's on fire  doesn't mean it's Baked Alaska."  Yeah,  that totally makes sense.  Totally.<br />
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I thought today would never come.  I  swear, as long as I live, I will never  take 20 hours in one semester again,  especially if said hours involve any  form of calculus.  Bleaugh.<br />
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That said, I believe it's safe to say  that I got a 4.0 and made the Dean's  List again.  Assuming that my English  Lit teacher is kind to me on the 10 and  20 page papers I turned in today, of  course.  He seemed to be in a  magnanimous mood (our final exam  consisted of watching <i> Spaceballs </i> and <i>  Muppets From Space </i>, so maybe that will  give you a hint of what he's like on a  good day).<br />
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I believe I set a record for the  fastest turnaround time between getting  out of school for the summer and  getting a summer job.  I left campus at  1:30 and by 3:20 I had been hired on  the spot by a rheumatology center in  town.  Not as much per hour as I was  hoping for, but it was the difference  between getting a job NOW and  submitting my resume to a temp agency  and MAYBE getting a job in a few weeks.    (And the job includes half-days on  Fridays and no weekends!  Woohoo!)  I  start tomorrow.<br />
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Crap.  That means I need to go to bed. ]]></description>
                <author>~JollyPirate</author>
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                <title>the voices in my head are stupid</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 17:52:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whoa, 50 pageviews!  Thanks to everyone  who's +faved or just taken the time to  look at my stuff.  I know it's not a  big milestone or anything but I really  feel special!  ^_^<br />
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I just noticed: every time I leave a  comment on a deviation or on someone's  homepage, I either misspell or omit  some crucial word.  I must look like a  real idiot.  Either that, or I make a  lot of people laugh in confusion. ]]></description>
                <author>~JollyPirate</author>
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                <title>my brain is a laser beam</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 15:33:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Augh!  Finals!<br />
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I should return to normal DA activity  in about two weeks, assuming I have a  job by then.<br />
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That means posting new stuff!  Wahoo!<br />
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Until then...<br />
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d/dx f(x) = n(x^(n-1)) ]]></description>
                <author>~JollyPirate</author>
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                <title>No Ticket</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 19:52:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ick what an awful day.  It started out  nice, I got to sleep in and lounge  around, but then it started raining and  instead of getting to throw pottery all  afternoon I ended up mixing glazes.  I  was happy to do it (it's hard to glaze  vases when you have to paint all the  glaze on by hand) but when I finally  did sit down to throw I couldn't get  anything to work.  Poop.  >_<<br />
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Oh well, maybe things will go a little  better tomorrow.  In the meantime I'm  off to finish watching Indiana Jones!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~JollyPirate</author>
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                <title>Cake or death!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:35:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <I've recently been introduced to the  works of Eddie Izzard.  This does not  bode well.><br />
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School is back in session.  Spring  Break definitely wasn't long enough.  I  dug through my old sketches and found a  few things I'd like to post, but  they're all going in the scrap bin for  now.  Nothing is really good enough to  count as a deviation.  Not to mention  that I don't have access to my scanner  right now - OR my camera interface  cable.  Left it at home.  Darn.<br />
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I do have some pictures from my England  trip that are pretty good.  I'm by no  means a professional photographer, but  I like to think I've picked up a few  things from...er...places.  Ah, who am  I kidding, I'm biased.  Anyway we'll  see if I can dig through my 500+  England pics and find something soon.   I did find the B&W version of my "After  the Summer Solstice" but then Adobe  decided to crash and darn it, I don't  feel like digging again.  I'm just too  lazy to write things down while they're  still important.<br />
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Anyway I'm supposed to be writing a  paper but I believe I'll post at least  one thing before I do.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Somebody set us up the bomb...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 22:20:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I finally got a DA account!  I kept  telling myself I would.  Well, three  pics is probably enough for tonight,  and I'm gonna be on the road for 4-5  hours tomorrow so I'd better quit.<br />
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In case anybody is curious about me: I  am not a professional artist, nor do I  intend to become one.  I just doodle  and sometimes the doodles come out OK.   Later in the semester I'll be posting  some pictures of my pottery  experimentation, too.  (I think I'm  better at that than doodling, really.   It certainly seems easier.)<br />
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Thanks to everyone who has already (!)  viewed my stuff and commented.  I feel  so special!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
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