http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Joshernaut&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Joshernaut en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:03:24 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/25830327/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/25830327/ Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:59:59 PDT
I've never cried so hard, my face hurt, my heart heart, my soul hurt. Drammie was easily my favorite pet of all time, and now she is lost. Making matters worse, for those who may not know, I work in a Pet Shop... and I was the only manager able to work today, so I was forced to go in. From eight till about noon, I just sat in the office crying, luckily no one needed me and my employees understood, but the sheer soul crushing feeling from this will linger on for a very long time, if not the rest of my life. She was special to me, like the child I've never had, and having to hold, carry and look into the face of a dead child, I can only presume would feel very much the same....

]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/21554571/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/21554571/ Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:02:24 PST Go to work, come back home watch TV.
But brother if I had me druthers,
I'd chuck it, and head out to sea.

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones, I dream of the great day to come
When I dump the Mundane for the old Spanish Main and trade me computer for Rum, Arr!

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day!
When laptops are benches
God gave us for wenches
And a Sale ain't a low price to pay!

When Timbers are shivered,
and lilies are livered
and every last buckle is swashed!
We'll abandon our cars
for a ship full of 'Arrs!'
and pound back the grog till we're sloshed, Yo-Ho!

Don't pick up your phone and say 'Hello, our Ten'o clock meeting's delayed'
You scrunch up your face and you bellow 'Avast you've bleeding belayed!'
Ya can't keep this fun to your self I bet, so sing!
Aye, Arr, 'ey, Every man!
We ain't got much grasp on the Alphabet, but a damn good retirement plan.

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day!
What ever's in fashion is in for a thrash'n, and be'n polite is passe.
When it's every man's duty to grab his proud beauty and let out a hearty 'YO-HO!'
And if this offends you, hold your breath as we send you, to Davy Jone's locker ya go...yo-ho!

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Three hundred and four days till the next Talk Like a Pirate Day, and the Portland Pirate Festival....

]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/20868754/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/20868754/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:43:06 PDT
I work in a pet shop, and monday are my freight nights, I work 6pm to 3am. It's fun, I don't have to deal with customer for most of my shift and I get to do heavy lifting and put shit away. Today was nice, only 13 pallets, we usually get like 17. So I'm pulling stuff out off our 'Store Use' pallet and when I reach into the box I grab a handful of soap soaked plastic. Our huuuge bottle of hand soap had exploded in the box, and not only that, it had trickled down over everything.

So the entire pallet is covered in soap, its slimy and slippery and all together lame. We got a new soap dispenser for our bathroom! In theory, we could have filled it with the huuuuge bottle of soap we got, but no, it was on everything else. So I attached the dispenser to the wall, and took the old one off, and turned it upside down to fill the new one, then, back to work.

Time to pee!, I walk into the bathroom and lo and behold, the new one had fallen over, with the old one, covering the bathroom floor in soap.
God Damn.
After I cleaned up that, and all the rest of the damn soap, I was pretty irritated with it all, but hey, the bathroom was clean!

Last hour of the night, we're cleaning up and I find a leaking bottle. So I step outside to empty it before I toss it in the 'Return to Vendor' box. I take off the cap and give it a good squeeze. Little did I know, it had a second cap, making it kind of like roll-on deodorant. Well the ball shot right out and the liquid inside exploded out, covering my arms, my chest and face... then I felt all warm.

Little did I know, that the equivalent of DOG BENGAY had just covered my upper body. I ran to the bathroom to try and get it off my face and keep it from my eyes, but no matter how hard I scrub, the chemical is still having its' intended effect.


So it's 3:30 am, I still smell like an old man, and I can't feel anything from the waist up.

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I've working on a few canvas paintings, but no finished work to photograph yet... soon! something!

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Other then that, I'm still here and hope to be drawing a lot more in the coming weeks. For now, please enjoy the Holy Blog of Jesus Christ.

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To that, I say To hell with you Dad, go be creepy and all stalker like if that floats your boat, but it's not going to effect me, far as I'm concerned, you're just another asshole in the world.

]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/12964616/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/12964616/ Tue, 15 May 2007 11:36:04 PDT
I finished my first commission ever today, and I'm pretty pleased with it and sometime durring the weekend, I hit 5000 views! *glee*

All in all, my life is pretty shiny, so take that January 21 2007! *shakes fist at journal post* I sure showed you!

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Unicyclists... female Unicyclists came strolling out of the 7-11 with potato chips.

Today was a good day, I like seeing random things, and I wanted to SHARE.

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I put my two weeks notice in at work today. As of April 7th I'm officially no longer employed with Petco. Sure I liked dealing with animals and shit, but they pay shit. They have enough money to buy a freak'n baseball stadium in LA, but they won't give me any more money for all the work I do there.

SO, I'm going to be the new Merchendising Manager for the Federal Way TJ Maxx, it'll be keen, and I'll get paid more, which is better then keen. I called my District Manager to ask if he could give me a better deal then the one they offered me. BASICALLY he said no, but proceded to say how I won't enjoy my work there and that I should just stay with the company rather then leave. I explained that I don't get paid enough, he appologised and basically told me that I should enjoy the job I'm at and he thinks I do good work for my current store. HE thinks I should stay because HE thinks enjoying my job is more inportant then more money. Honestly, normally I'd agree with him, but I've tried the 'enjoy my job and earn less money' dance, and quite frankly, it sucks balls.


ANYWAYS, I'll be making boatloads more cash AND I don't have to clean hamster piss or have the looming fear something with bite me.

Things are finally looking up

]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/11523257/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/11523257/ Sun, 21 Jan 2007 20:47:09 PST
I'm 24 years old, and I'm not sure what I want out of life. This worries my wife, however it doesn't bother me, many people my age aren't sure what they want in life. These are the same people who live in apartments with 3 other guys and have held 4 jobs in the past 5 years, and never worked a day in their life before graduating High School. I'm comfortable where I am in my life, of course I want my life to be better, but for now, I'm happy to be stagnant for a while. The most inportant thing to me right now is to make sure my wife is successful in her dreams and goals. I support her emotionally, financially and physcially, and I take pride in doing so, becasue I love her, and want her dreams to come true.

I'm 24 years old; my wife feels she tells me what to do. Maybe she does, frankly I don't mind it. Many times after work I just want to relax, often relaxing causes me to forget other obligations. Often I'd rather relax then go have a social life. My wife thinks this in unhealthy, however those I socialize with don't have a job, or still live with their parents, or have no obligations what so ever. That depresses me, I envy them some times, long have I been responsible, long have I had to work to live, long have I needed to have a job to support me and my wife. Don't get me wrong; these are my friends I'm talking about, however after a hard days work, I like to simply sit. I don't want to deal with people, I deal with people all day, I talk all day, I move all day, I work hard. Whether it's sitting with my wife reading, watching TV or interacting with my on-line friends, after work, I'd like to sit and let my mind unwind.

I'm 24 years old; I live in America, land of obesity. Sure I'm a little over weight, most of the country is, I am, also incredibly strong, more so then most people my weight. I'm 260lbs; I've lost 20 over the past few months, I'm proud of it, and I do plan to lose more. I changed my diet, it's hard, my wife helps me more then she can imagine, but she feels like she nags me. Maybe she does, but I appreciate it, I need it, my will power in this instance needs her strength to succeed. I don't want her to feel that way; she does anyway, it's sad when someone feels sorry they have to do something, despite how much it helps.I need her voice sometimes, to simply tell me 'no'.

I'm 24 years old, I'm not lazy, and I'm just a guy that wants his life to slow down. Everythingis moving so fast around me I can't help feel that I need to catch up to it. I don't want to catch up right now, I'd like to sit, and let my mind unwind. It's what I feel I need, it's what I feel I deserve. I won't let this stopmy wife, never, she has goals and hopes and dreams that she has every chance to fulfill, and I want her to, I need her to. My own goals have been lost to me, I hate to say it but I blame the disaster that is my family. I was 18, everything I thought I knew changed forever, my world shattered, you never really get over something like that. I try to be strong, and get beyond it, become bigger then it, rise above it... it doesn't happen. Despite what I telleveryone, it's affected me alot, in ways I can't even explain. I have hope though, I will find my calling, it may take longer then others, but I WILL konw what I want to do with my life. Right now? I'd like life to stop, and let me revel in the few years of youth I still have.

I'm 24 years old; I feel old, 40% of my life I'd had to support myself. Many my age can scarcely imagine that. It's scary, and oddly enough I don't want help. Maybe this is my way of trying to cope with my family's collapse, who knows. I've got a lot of pride, it's a blessing, and a curse I suppose. Such is Life

My name is Josh, and I'm 24 years old.

]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/11103328/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/11103328/ Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:14:09 PST
So when my power finally came back on at 3am saterday, all the lights came on. I turned them all off, and turned all the heaters on, casue it was F'n cold, ate cereal and watched Darkwing Duck on DVD cause I had no internets or news stations. Then I went to work, it was busy as all hell, we're the only Petco in the area with power, so of COURSE everyone comes to us, even the neighboring stores began to bring their animals to us to keep warm. I mean, no big deal, but we had SO MANY ANIMALS. Cable came back when I was at work, so I got to RP with my buds and it was nice and relaxing.

Sunday, I work up, and did more RPing, casue I was all neglected and shit from being with out power, then I went to work again, it was even more busy then saterday, I needed more awesome relaxing RP time with my friends., it was the only thing keeping me going, but no, goblins ate my cable connection, BECASUE THATS THE ONLY REASON IT WOULD GO DOWN AGAIN >_<

So I got drunk again and fell asleep, then the strangest thing happened I had a dream! I don't have those all too ofen, and when I do, it's usually about killer owlmen, but ANYWAY I was in the movie 'Clerks' so I was all black and white and I was bitching at Silent Bob about a ton of shit that happened at work and I finished with "and on top of all that, my cable internet is down" then he spoke ' now way man, it came on a half hour ago" and then I woke up, at 4 am, and checked it and it DID... hopfully forever

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Rest in Peace little guy.

]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/10805909/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/10805909/ Tue, 21 Nov 2006 22:49:32 PST YOU".. at this point I see a problem. I'm then told by my other assosicates that she as mixed her muscle relaxant and her anti-depressant, AGAIN.

Okay, so she's loopy, me and the other co-workers try to get her out of her car an into mine, to no avail, so we get to call the cops, then she swears at them!(hooray! Drama!) So the cops come, and call the medics, casue she's obviously doped up on something. So the Medics come and haul her into the Medic wagon, and I get to stand in the rain and talk to cops. They tell me becasue she was in the diver's seat of a vehical with the engine running and is being so uncooperative, that she could technically be hauled off to jail for DUI, but they really don't want to so once the medics say she can go home, they're all for it.

She still refuses to go with anyone, and wants to drive herself, and I know thats just a bad idea. All this time, we've been calling her husband, trying to get ahold of him, before the cops leave, they finally get ahold of him and he agrees to come down and pick her up. That didn't sit well with her, she and her husband have fallen on hard times, hence the anti-depressants, so she blamed me, and according to the associates, she wants to kill me... so yes, hooray! crazy lady wants to kill Josh... FORTUNATLY, I doubt she'll remember any of this.

So I got to stand in the rain, talk to cops, medics, security guards and a doped out crazy lady, all while standing in the rain... then I got to hang out in the store for an hour or so, becasue the cops didn't want me to come out for her to see me.... make a long story short, I'm drunk now!


Stone Brewing makes a beer called Double Bastard, 13% alcohol, it's quite dandy

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Pants.

]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/10156722/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/10156722/ Fri, 22 Sep 2006 21:47:28 PDT
Anyways, that just the intro so the rest of this makes sence, September 21st, 'bout 1:30. I just got back from emptying my refridgerator, cause I was getting a new one delivered in a few hours, mighty nice one too. Anyways, the guy from sunday comes back in, says he's got a problem, and needs my help. He pulls me aside and introduces himself, for the sake of keeping identity secret, lets call him 'Steve'. So Steve comes to me and says, 'hey, you remember me and my wife 'Wanda' from sunday right, we were here at 1:30' So I say 'sure, whats this all about' 'Steve' continues to tell me that he was there at 1:30, really more times then neccisary. Then he procedes to tell me for about 15-20 minutes that his wife is crazy, and she claims she was being held against her will and that he kidnapped her. Well, thats a federal offence folks, the local police get mighty cranky when someone commits a federal offence, so the cops come, and he tells me that he decided the leave the house at that time. I'd like to point out that leaving when the cops are called on you, also makes the cranky.

The finally catch this guy and arrest him, and put him in jail for thee days. Soon as he gets out, he visits all the places they went yesterday and asks them to make a statment that 'Wanda' wasn't being held against her will. Once finished with the statment, to mail it to HIM. This is where i get suspicious. Who wants statements sent to THEM and not their attourny? Why is he insisting it was 1:30? has he got his days mixed up?....and why does it looked like he was mauled by a cougar? it's true, the man had scratches and open wounds all over his body, that were not there sunday? so I tell him I'll make a statment and sent it off, and he says 'thanks, and remember, 1:30"

So I go in my office and type my statment all up and I get to thinking ' hey, I know people who used to be in abusive relationships... like my mom....and they don't tell no one if their abuser is doing anything to them, they act kinda normal. Everything he said was kinda suspicious... and I didn't want to send him my statment, I wanted his attourny to get it...better yet, the federal attourny, casue it's their case against him. I called the Seattle police department, told them my story, they put me on hold... for 20 minutes..talk to another lady, got given a phone number for the domestic violance ward. Called them when I got of work, said they'd look into it, not 15 minutes later they called me back, telling me to contact the local sheriff. So I call him, talk to his receptionist, give her the story, then i get transferred to a deputy. I tell him the story, and he says to call the detective assigned to the case. I call him, he doesn't need to be kept secret, man's name was Sutherland.

I left Sutherland a message, calls me back today, bout 10 am, he says 'Hi, is this Josh? this is Detective Sutherland... how did you get this number?" I then tell him about all 5 people I told the story to to get to him. He was impressed, he said 90% of the country would have only made one phone call and leave it at that, never bother to track him down. We talk, I tell him everything and my own thoughts on it, he asks me their names and what he looked like, my name address, all the formal bystandard-detective stuff. I mentioned the man looked about 20 years older then his wife, he then asked if he coudl record our conversation, and if I could repeat everything I just said, so I did, and he was grateful. Sutherland then asked if he could come over, show me a line up of photographs so I could pick him out of the line up, I say sure, and a few hours later, I have a detective on my doorstep.

I invite him in, we sit and he shows me pictures, I identify they man, he had crazy wierd eyes, it was kinda easy, and he told me that was the man in the case he's working on, he then told me that a kidnapping was e-mailed to the police department, becasue Wanda said she wasn't allowed to used the phone, so when they arrived, lights flashing and all that, Steve jumped though the window and ran out into the forest... mighty suspicious for an innocent man. The Cops leave, come back a few hours later, and he once again hops out a window and runs, luckily the cops where there to get him on the other side of the forest. Sutherland thanked me for my testimony, said that he doubts i'll hear much of this ever again, and mentioned that the... ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/10105999/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/10105999/ Sun, 17 Sep 2006 21:12:22 PDT
HOORAY FOR PANTS! ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/9688889/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/9688889/ Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:40:39 PDT ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/9632020/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/9632020/ Mon, 07 Aug 2006 17:42:37 PDT
that was a few days ago.... and then last night, about 11pm at night, I hear something outside my bedroom window... I peek out and there is the 400lb blind red-neck's son and his meth head of a girl friend (yes she is a meth head, I'm not lying) decide that this is a perfect time to barbeque. They haul out their little black BBQ, take off the top, put it right under my bedroom window and promptly fill it with lighter fluid... and I'm watching this, and I'm saying ' holy crap..... what are they doing?' the son grabs a small bag of charcoal and covers IT in lighter fluid too, he sets it ablaze and tosses it on the BBQ. Now I'm not saying I'm not smart, but hind sight is 20/20, and I REALLY should have closed teh windows becasue the smell of burning lighter fuild and charcoal is nasty, and it permiated my apartment above them. On the other hand, the fire was HUGE and looked kinda neat at first, then I realized how bright this was and how I'd never get to sleep.. so I yell at them.. the son then drags the BBQ onto his patio near his back door.. which is UNDER my deck....so not wating my deck on fire, I put on my pants and complained to the management.... now.... I'd like to beable to have some final thoughts on all this, and sum it all up in a sentance or two... but I can safly say everything I want to in eight words.............WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/9150542/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/9150542/ Thu, 22 Jun 2006 16:40:04 PDT

Also, the insurange people at SAFECO, say they are very sorry for their stuoid driver and I'll get money...an assesed value of my car AND pain & suffering settlement. so.. I'll get a NEW CAR ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/9122315/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/9122315/ Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:17:37 PDT
Everyone mentions hot painful and dangerous airbags can be, they inflate quickly, and people can brake their noses on it. However, no one ever mentions the sulfur based accelerant used to inflate the airbag. Once the Airbag's use is fofilled, it deflates, pumping out plumes of horribly smelling, thick, white smoke. So of course, my athesma kicked in, and I coughed alot, while blinded by both the lack of glasses and the stinky smoke. So, car totaled, and I have a noodle arm. Well, it turns out this E550 was a bus from a senior citizen retierment home, so, the bus that attacked me, was fulled loaded with old people, and to top it all off, the dirver was in training, that was the first thing out of his mouth 'I'm in training'... great. Maybe this is just me, but I'd not train a man to drive a bus full of old people. Train him in an empty bus, in a parking lot?

ANYWAYS, that was monday, this is TUESDAY, my birthday, hooray for me and my noodle arm. ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/8004504/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/8004504/ Sun, 26 Feb 2006 00:36:05 PST

yeah erm.. end update ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/7044746/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/7044746/ Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:25:02 PST ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/7040903/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/7040903/ Sun, 13 Nov 2005 23:30:56 PST ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6576560/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6576560/ Thu, 22 Sep 2005 20:06:49 PDT ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6354672/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6354672/ Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:51:00 PDT
So Yes, I am now accepting donations, however I will not request them... it's just not me. ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6174028/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6174028/ Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:36:53 PDT _< ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6115213/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6115213/ Tue, 02 Aug 2005 17:53:29 PDT it takes me little to no time to draw one, color is aslo an option, or you can do it yourself. ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6104547/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6104547/ Mon, 01 Aug 2005 18:27:04 PDT

this Deviant page is brought to you by the letter B and the number 42 ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6044263/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6044263/ Tue, 26 Jul 2005 22:40:38 PDT ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6009631/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/6009631/ Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:08:57 PDT ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5914483/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5914483/ Tue, 12 Jul 2005 13:44:23 PDT
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[link] ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5338665/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5338665/ Thu, 12 May 2005 12:42:55 PDT ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5316126/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5316126/ Mon, 09 May 2005 22:50:01 PDT ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5215190/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5215190/ Thu, 28 Apr 2005 17:56:58 PDT ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5208919/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5208919/ Thu, 28 Apr 2005 00:09:25 PDT ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5170115/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5170115/ Sat, 23 Apr 2005 18:41:45 PDT Alas, her bumper is ajar, and my insurance pays for it, 'Hell Car' however looks like the incredible hulk punched it's right light out. the frame is solid, engine works, hell, the light still works, however it is a sad sad ugly car that I must fix with cash and parts. I will take a picute and submit it as art... becasue I say it is... ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5030027/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5030027/ Thu, 07 Apr 2005 22:33:06 PDT
it was hot... very VERY VERY HOT! and I burt myself and it hurts....

so then I said 'Well self, nice going you twit...so lets get to the mechanic's shop and see what they can do' so I drove, and my car didn't like to be driven with out a spark plug. so it make alot of noise and smelled really bad and otehr drivers got pretty agitated at me and it sucked ass. So I pulled into the mechanic's shop and he walked out and said ' what happened to your spark plug, I could tell by that noise' so I showed him the piece I so stupidly picked up and he said ' wow, I've never seen it break off like that.' the nice man gave me a new one and sent me on my way... it was keen. ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5022889/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5022889/ Thu, 07 Apr 2005 06:40:41 PDT



UPDATE: yes,I m still going insane ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5009833/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/5009833/ Tue, 05 Apr 2005 18:06:39 PDT
Becasue of all that I have previously stated, I belive I'm slowly slipping into a State of Insanity, hands twitchy, can't stay focused, drawing ... well crazy things I don't normally draw ( Ex. Akron), forgetting to eat, multi-tasking when I shoudn't be, becoming frustrated at things that don't deserve it, exhausted after alot of sleep, wide awake after little to none.... so yeah, basic suburban insanity.... please help.... ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4966410/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4966410/ Fri, 01 Apr 2005 01:53:43 PST ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4958533/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4958533/ Thu, 31 Mar 2005 06:14:24 PST ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4874165/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4874165/ Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:24:14 PST ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4867654/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4867654/ Sun, 20 Mar 2005 22:33:28 PST ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4859371/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4859371/ Sun, 20 Mar 2005 01:22:38 PST and that fact pleases me like few things do. ]]> ~Joshernaut http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4786403/ http://Joshernaut.deviantart.com/journal/4786403/ Fri, 11 Mar 2005 14:08:37 PST ~Joshernaut