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        <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:32:50 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>Floatin' Around</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:47:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sooooo, considering the chances of me submitting anything worthwhile anytime soon is getting less and less likely, I've decided to become more of a "ghostie", for lack of a better term, and just use DA to keep in touch with y'all. If I do end up doing something decent I'll put it up, but between...well everything it's hard to find time to draw, scan, and submit, or even just go through painter and doodle anything worth submitting. That being said I'm just gonna take it easy for a while. Too long have I spent worrying over nothing and not seeing all that I have, and for some time I've been hearing the word but I haven't been listening to it. I'm 17, have great friends, a girl that loves me, endless talents, and a long road ahead of me; and that's all I ever need or want. Life may not be the party we thought it would be, but as long as we're here we might as well dance. So...wanna dance with me?<br /><br />Peaces,<br />Terry<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>B-L-A-H</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:30:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup, it's 10:34 and I'm bored, so I decided to update this P.O.S. My life has been generally boring lately. I've been doing school shit, guitar shit, speech shit, friend shit, and girlfriend shit as of late. I also got a 27 on the ACT, which is good, and I've gotten several letters from colleges in the past few days. I'm going to a Dance Marathon on Saturday for those of you that want to go, it's gonna go for 12 hours so you basically have no excuse...unless you can't drive or some shit. It's gonna be at MOA and goes from 10am till 10pm. I'm gonna be there shortly after 4, but if you wanna go the sign up is here <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.danceyourheartout.org#">[link]</a>, and just join the Jefferson High School dance team. Don't let the $100 be a deterrent, just show up and show your support for HIV/AIDS research. Okay, now that that's been said, speech is coming to a close and track is just starting up. You guys should also come to the Speech Showcase on Thursday March 26, because I'm the closing act and it's gonna be awesome. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel slightly awkward! But more of the first one! I'll get tickets for that soon if you wanna go. Other than those advertisements I've got nothing, so PEACE OUT Y'ALL!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Until Your 360 Red Rings</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:43:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup, it finally happened. And when it did, I laughed, (Myles can attest to this) and I immediately stopped caring and went back to writing my paper and playing guitar. Just thought y'all should know.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Life is Like an Empty Jar of Mayo...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:08:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm not going to explain the title so don't ask. Well finals are almost over and I'm feeling pretty good about it all. So far the spread is A, A, A-, and a B so lets hope we finish with something close to that or better. In other news, I'm being told left and right by my speech coaches that I'm going to go to finals next week at the tournament, however, being a massive self criticizer, I think they're all wrong. But I'll keep a positive outlook on it, considering I actually have my fuckin speeches ready, unlike the rest of them...TEEHEEHEE!! Got IJP to finish up this weekend and an ACT to take in two weeks. Other than that I've got nothin' more really. I got Gears 2 on Monday and already beat it...not on insane, because that would be bullshit. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /> However, I have managed to already piss off a few people with some ridiculously bullshit headshots...so nothing new there. Ahhhmm...yup. Speech season starts next week sooo if you aren't doing anything with me this weekend and don't live in Bloomington, it was nice knowin ya! Because I prolly won't be able to do anything save for Saturday nights...late on Saturday nights. So yeah, peaces and wish me luck.<br /><br />PS: I'm a beast a guitar now. Just thought I'd mention that.<br /><br />Question of the Now: How many Jamaicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy New Year</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:28:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mmkay, new years is over and done with and it's back to the old grind as usual. Had just about the shittiest day of my life and I don't feel depressed at all...odd. But basically I found out I'm for sure moving to Lakeville when our lease runs out, which is sometime in early June. Yeah, kinda sucks. But what sucks worse is that if Ramon's house doesn't sell then I'm going to have to commute to Bloomington FROM Lakeville every day to go to school...yeah...but eh, whatchya gonna do? Pray for someone to buy the house, but I digress. I burned my hand on a Bunsen Burner today and my hand has the texture of leather right now. Then someone had the bright idea of high-fiving said hand and I just about died. Then I felt really depressed when I was filling out my ACT form when it asked for "Outside of school Achievements" and I was forced to check "No" for 47 fucking questions. You think that it wouldn't make me feel anything, so what I don't do much right, well it did for some reason and I don't quite like it. The only thing that could've possibly made this day worse was if I knew what day my IJP was due so I could have a panic attack about how soon it is. Fuck. So yeah, I don't really feel strongly one way or another about most of these issues. Yeah, moving to Lakeville kinda sucks, and the commute would REALLY suck, burning my hand blows ass, and finding out that I'm a lazy failure who has technically "Achieved Nothing" made me feel so wonderfully indifferent. And to put a cherry on top of the shit sundae I saw that "Where the Hell is Matt?" video for the first time and I felt like a true fucking loser considering how sheltered (physically, not mentally...oh ho ho not mentally)I've lived and I basically wanted to die. But it's all good now and I'm able to type this with a smile on my face because I'm just that fucked up...or something. Oh well, a great beginning to what I can tell is going to be a fucking dandy year! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Once again, Happy New Year you lucky shits, you don't know how good you've got it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Herro</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:16:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So this is mainly to put up something other than that shuffle game thing soooo yeah! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> i'm busy with schoolwork and all that jazz, debate season is over and in a month speech season starts, so hang with me while you can! I went to a concert where a bunch of my friends were playing at and it was awesome. Incidentally, Take On Me is the best rock interp I've heard in a while. that is all...oh wait...i think i farted a couple of times since the last journal too...in case that's important. peace!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Music Shuffle Blah</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:54:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Put player on shuffle.<br />2. Press forward for each question.<br />3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.<br /><br />Where You'll be in ten years:<br />Sea of Madness - Iron Maiden (I probably will be...AAAHHHHH!!!!)<br /><br />What you aspire to be in the future:<br />Burning Man - Mastodon (I don't want to be on fire!)<br /><br />What inspires you most:<br />She Sells Sanctuary - The Cult (Oh yeah, mah babe inspires me! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /> )<br /><br />Obama is..:<br />Cosmic Friend - The Black Crowes (He's everyone's bestest buddy!)<br /><br />Where do you go in a zombie apocalypse-<br />Graveyard - Butthole Surfers (THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING GUYS!! IT'S FOOL PROOF!!)<br /><br />It's party time, you're doing:<br />Party Hard - Andrew W.K. (Wow, I'm one lucky motherfucker huh?!)<br /><br />What you feel about the U.S.A.:<br />Vortex - Megadeth (Melting Pot my ass...)<br /><br />Describe yourself:<br />Lights - Journey (I'm a bright one that I am!)<br /><br />You consider yourself to be:<br />Huge - Boris (...notgonnasayit...)<br /><br />How you will you die:<br />Ending Credits - Opeth (Wow, that's lame...must've been one long movie.)<br /><br />This one wasn't too bad. Now laugh my minions LAUGH!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Finals...Again</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:28:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup, just keepin with tradition. Sooo...wassap!? Please leave out no detail, no matter how disgusting or disturbed, I want to know. So how bout it folks?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MEA</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:44:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's been one big busy bash. I had a nothing party on Wednesday, studied my ass off yesterday and today, then cooled off with a couple movies today too. Then tomorrow I've got PSATs then it's more partying! Then crash on Sunday with homework...oh well. Seeya later folks! (at least I'm being honest)Also, Dead Space is awesome and you should totally play it and or get it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Near Future</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:17:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay so here's what I've got goin on for those of you whom this concerns. This weekend after Saturday Afternoon is completely full with Homecoming and Debate. Then the week after that, I have Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday off. Only catch is that I can't do anything on Friday night due to PSATs on Saturday morning. Then every subsequent Friday and Saturday, until Dec 5 (unless I go to State finals) consist of Debate; therefore making hangout time on Saturday nights. That's it for the schedule update, now onto other things.<br />Well I'm pretty much failing most of my classes (in my eyes at least). I'm getting One A, two B-, and one C. So yeah, this kinda blows. I'm gonna try to pick it up, but honestly it's really difficult with all of the shit I've got going on. I guess all that means is that I'll have to work that much harder to get what I need. <br />Also, I took 6th in my first debate tournament ever, and the second time that I've ever debated. I went undefeated for all 3 rounds and then got 6th out of 200 others. So yeah, that was pretty bomb. I've also decided to NOT spend any money on video games, ever. I'm so done with them at this point I don't feel like wasting 60 bucks on something that I'll never play. I know that Fallout 3 and Fable 2 are coming out on the 28th, but Myles is going to get those so that solves that problem. As for Guitar Hero 4 and Rock Band 2, I'll probably get one or both for Christmas. I've honestly haven't been playing any games, AT ALL! I mean I pick up the plastic guitar when I'm at a friend's house, but anything beyond that is a rare find nowadays. I've only been practicing my REAL guitar, and I'm proud of it. I can play two songs all the way through now (Lone Sal Bug, and Sketches of Spain [For Miles] both by Buckethead) and am learning two more. Those are Crowd Chant (Joe Satriani) and N.I.B. (Black Sabbath. So who knows, I might actually be able to have a respectable hobby now. On the note that I'm not spending money on games, I'm going to put all my earnings into gas (yes it blows) and my guitar. I hope to get a few effects pedals and maybe a new, bigger, amp. Then for a graduation present I'm going to see just how white my parents are and see if they'll get me this <a href="http://guitars.musiciansfriend.com/product/Gibson-ROBOT-Les-Paul-Studio-Ltd.-Electric-Guitar?sku=483023">[link]</a> (note the original price). So then maybe I'll have a really good guitar, and hopefully some decent skill to match it. I'm also expanding my friend base considerably and comparing them to you guys (my close friends), you guys look like complete failures <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" />. I am of course only joking. A person is not measured by his merits in my eye, but by their personality; so you guys are all safe. Anything beyond what's here is going to require a phone call with some specific questions, because I can't think of anything else right now. So I'll end it on that note, peace!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Thinking Pink?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:16:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay so I volunteered for the Think Pink Kids national launch today and it was awesome. I danced for 2 or 3 hours straight! At any rate twas cool. Debate starts next week so that will take up most of my Saturdays until December...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=(" title="=( (Sad)" /> oh well, we'll figure something out. Goin to Ren Fest again tomorrow to see Ty and Ben; you guys better be there and be HAPPY!! Then after that I'm goin to the car show in Minneapolis with a few other people, so my saturday is filled to the brim. Also, I didn't show up for any classes today! Thank god for hybrid classes! Other than that, I'm still a little sick , but it should go away by tomorrow (hopefully) and many of my plans have gone unchanged.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Piss and Vinegar</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:28:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep, the thing I wish I was full of; because right now I'm so burned out it's not even funny. Several reasons why, several of them obvious, those being school, homework, reading. The others aren't as obvious. One being debate team, for which practice lasts FOREVER...longest 3 hours of my life...also it takes place every Monday and Thursday so it's not a good way to start the week. The other is the fact that I've got the on comings of a cold, but the damn thing just won't get itself over with!! Friday I've got to go to a charity event at 7am, meaning I've got to be out the door by 6:40. Then on Sunday I'm going to the car show, and getting paid for taking the people I'm going with. It's good to be licensed. Anyway, that's the update on my life.<br /><br />PS: For those of you that knew about it (David, Ben, etc.); I'll use a metaphor. Upon storming the beaches, I discovered that the land had already been claimed by rival soldiers. I returned home with no emotional or physical injuries; being glad that I did not send the entire armada.<br /><br />Edit: GODDAMMIT!! Fuck the common cold; I'm going to find a cure for this shit someday so that I never have to deal with this bullshit again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Lost</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:43:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I visited the one in my school but it's no where to be found. If you didn't know by now, my cell phone is gone. I had it when I walked into school this morning (I was texting someone) and when I sat down in first hour it was gone. So 1 of two things happened: 1, it fell out of my pocket when I was walking to class; 2, I was the target of a pickpocket which is a rather common crime at my school. Yes, believe it or not, Jefferson is not just full of yuppie white kids who are...I'm too lazy to rant right now. Anyway, in the mean time, David and Ben; note me with your numbers. <br /><br />Edit: Okay guys, it's gone for good. It wasn't in my car; not in any of the classes I went to today; and not in the lost and found. So whatever. Send me your number if I had it before, thanks.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Busy Little Bees</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:03:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So schools back in session, and, quite honestly, isn't as bad as I thought it would be. All my teachers are really nice, albeit some are more boring than others. The amount of work is manageable, but the material is extremely difficult. I've got a bunch of my friends in all but one of my classes, and even then I know one or two people in that. So basically, so far so good. I'm probably speaking out of my ass though since it's only the third day, but whatever. Here's hoping to a relatively easy year! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br />On a side note, I'm going to go wait in line for Spore on Sunday. I called the GameStop that I reserved it at 4 years ago and they said that they no longer had my reservation in the computer (go figure right?). So anyway, I bought the "SUPER ULTRA MEGA DELUXE VERSION" with enough bells and whistles to supply a Schmitt music for the next 14 years. Okay, maybe that's a long shot, but my point remains proven. Also, I have short hair now, I mean almost buzzcut short. BYE!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Feeling...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:03:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx-5tJnIBcw">[link]</a><br /><br />Just thought to share with the world the song that has caused my solidarity of emotion to crumble. Yeah, I know its from a game, but that doesn't decrease the significance of it. This is the only link i could find so enjoy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Winding Down</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:49:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Obviously, summer is coming to an end and back to school activities have started. I just turned in a bunch of forms and got my picture taken today, which removed a good chunck off my "to do" list. I still have one more book to read, and write two reports before the summer is out. But an odd situation occured today. When I recieved my schedule, I noticed that I, an Editor, did not have yearbook class. At all. So this leaves me with a perdicament because I can't change my classes with ease, since most of them are honors and AP classes, and shifting them around is near impossible. So it seems that everytime I knock one thing off my "to do" list, more things get piled on. Oh well, wish me luck and hope y'all had a great summer.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BOREDOM STIRKES AGAIN</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:59:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So what...I jacked it blah!<br /><br />1) Name: Terry<br /><br />2) Male/Female: Male<br /><br />3) Were you named after anyone?: Me Dad, and Gramps<br /><br />4) Does your name mean anything?: In it's original meaning it means tender...go ahead and laugh, I don't care.<br /><br />5) Nick Name(s): TJ, Terbear, and T-Ray<br /><br />6) What do you think you look like?: A person<br /><br />7) Date Of Birth: 02/19/92<br /><br />8) Place of Birth and Current Location: A hospital and my house<br /><br />9) Nationality: Norwasian<br /><br />10) Astrology Sign: Pices<br /><br />11) Chinese Astrology Sign: I think it's a monkey...<br /><br />12) Religion: Agnostic<br /><br />13) Whats your favorite smell?: A good one.<br /><br />14) Political Position?: Little to the left, but I tend to drive in the middle of the road <br /><br />15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: rum...oh wait...water or pop<br /><br />16) Hair + Eye color: Why do you care?<br /><br />17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Not that I know of...<br /><br />18) What do you look like?: REPEAT QUESTION! FAIL! MOVING ON!<br /><br />19) Any unusual talents?: I'm too good at guitar hero for my own good.<br /><br />20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Say wha?<br /><br />21) Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straight<br /><br />22) What do you do for a living?: Well, I get 25 bucks in dividends every month, and so far that's sustained me.<br /><br />23) What do you do for fun?: Music, Friends, Concerts, Outside...yeah that pretty much covers it.<br /><br />24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Pencil?<br /><br />25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: Photoshop...<br /><br />26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yes<br /><br />27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I am not.<br /><br />28) Crush: DON'T KILL ME!<br /><br />29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: I don't pay enough attention to that to say.<br /><br />30) Current worries?: School...(FUCK MY CLASSES)<br /><br />31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): Uhhh...what the fuck?<br /><br />32) Favorite place to be?: A warm sandy beach.<br /><br />33) Least favorite place to be?: Trapped in my house.<br /><br />34) Do you burn or tan?: I burn, then my skin peels to reveal a new shade of white.<br /><br />35) Ever break a bone?: Wrist.<br /><br />36) What is your favorite cereal?: Trix.<br /><br />37) Person you cry with: I physically can't cry.<br /><br />38) Any sisters: Amanda, Nadia, Andrea<br /><br />39) Any brothers: Justin, Myles, Luis<br /><br />40) Any pets: Yep, a cat (i h8 him) and a frog (she's cool)<br /><br />41) An illness: insomnia, and slight mania<br /><br />42) A Pager: a what?<br /><br />43) A Personal phone line: Like a cell phone?<br /><br />44) A Cell phone: Yeah, it sucks, what about it?<br /><br />45) A visible birthmark: I had one, then I cut that shit off.<br /><br />46) A Pool or hot tub: Both<br /><br />47) A Car: Yep<br /><br />48) Personality: Yep<br /><br />49) Driving: Yep<br /><br />50) Your clothing style: Whatever is in my drawer at the top of the pile is what i wear.<br /><br />51) Room: Nope, I share it with two other people...fuck apartments.<br /><br />52) WhatÂs missing from your life?: Money, a house, and other shit that is useless to complain about.<br /><br />53) School: Fuck it.<br /><br />54) Bed: I'm avoiding it right now.<br /><br />55) Relationship with your parent(s): They're cool, mom can be a bit irrationaly angry at times, but other than that it's all good.<br /><br />56) Do you believe in yourself: Yeah, who wouldn't? Oh right....<br /><br />57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Love at what?<br /><br />58) Consider yourself a good listener: A good listener, sure am. Will I remember it? Probably not.<br /><br />59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: I want to go to another planet, then blow it up.<br /><br />60) Get Along with your parents: I've seen this somewhere...FAIL MOVING ON!<br /><br />61) Save your e-mail conversations: Well I'm to lazy to delete them so yeah.<br /><br />62) Pray: Religion is a false hope that, if disproven, will cause mass pandamonium and astronomically epic lulz.<br /><br />63) Believe in reincarnation: Mehbeh.<br /><br />64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: Sometimes, if I remember.<br /><br />65) Like to talk on the phone: If there's somthing to talk about, sure.<br /><br />66) Like to eat?: NO! I want to slowly starve myself! Wow...NEXT QUESTION!<br /><br />67) Like to exercise?: Yesh, staying fit is awesome.<br /><br />68) Like to watch sports?: Baseball, Football, and miscellanious other stuff.<br /><br />69) Sing in the car?: All the time.<br /><br />70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: Well there's this one where I hold Shockrabbit's head under the water until that last bubble goes...*bloop*. The best part is you think I'm kidding. Lol.<br /><br />71) Dream in color: Yes.<br /><br />72) Do you have nightmares?: Sometimes.<br /><br />73) Sleep with a stu... ]]></description>
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                <title>Go With The Flow</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:42:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I've been in a VERY mellow mood lately...and I mean REALLY mellow. Like, I haven't gotten pissed AT ALL within like the past two or three days. I'm not saying that it's a bad thing, I'm just wondering where the hell it came from. Anyways, I picked up a new CD and am enjoying it; the Flaming Lips rule by the way. Also, I'm writing this in a state of SEVERE sleep deprevation, because seeing Judas Priest tends to make you not want to sleep. That and Soul Calibur 4. Also, to those of you that know me, PLEASE GET SOME FUCKIN JOURNEY TICKETS!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE!!! HALP!!! Also I should be posting some shit soon, not that any of you care so seeya kiddies!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Aardvarks</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:52:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The title is irrelevant, but its 4:45am so I don't really give a shit about anything at this point. I'm currently waiting for an episode of House to load and it's going reaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyyy slow so I decided to update this shit. So I'm gonna go see a couple of concerts, but I would like to plan a roadtrip out to milwawkee to see Buckethead and Opeth play together, so if any of you who care want to help, go for it. Well, I've got a car, but nowhere to go. Also, what's with people taking a simple text of "sup?" so harshly? Twice today it ended in tears....okay I'm making that up...I think...oh well whatever. So my good friend Brad got his license yesterday, so congrats even tho you will nevar see this EVAR!! Oh well...just listenin to tunes and trolling wikipedia now....da dee da....blah blah blah blah....BORED!!! Fuck insomnia bullshit...damnit...fak dak shak lak of pak, fuck y'all, peace. Just a smarr tow girr, rivin in a ronery woerrd, she take da minite tlain; it go anywhereah. Just a shitty boy, born and laised in sow detloit, he take a minite tlain; he go anywhereah!! NINJA WORRIOR!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Zoom Zoom Zoom</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:50:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I got my license, finally. I'll be on the road now, so stay indoors unless you wanna die. Other than that I'm off to yearbook camp for...yeah I know just bear with me....for 3 days so I'll be AFK for a bit. Be back friday night tho. So, see ya bitches.<br /><br />PS, if you want rides, its gonna cost ya. AND I REALLY WANT TO GO SEE JOURNEY!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm the Scatman</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 10:59:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HALP!! I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THAT DAMN SONG!!! AGHGHAGHKSKDGAHKLSDHGLAKDHG!!!! IT'S TOO ADDICTING!!! IT'S CARAMELL DANSEN ALL OVER AGAIN!! O_e *twitch* On another note, I got a job interview at your local applebee's, so yeah. Save me from the Scatman for christ's sake....HALP!! <br /><br /><br />WTF!? Can't change mah mood...i'm certainly not humor right now, I'm more lolerskates right now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Hai Sup</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:01:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sooooooo yeah....not much goin on lately. Just got back from a much needed vacation, of which I'll upload pics soon (and due to special request by <a href="http://shockrabbit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shockrabbit.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshockrabbit:" title="shockrabbit"/></a> they won't come 10 at a time....you owe me kid) and I hope that you'll enjoy them as much as I enjoyed being there. Happy fourth of July and such, but the sentiments for that are long gone in my mind now. I am looking ahead, at least for the time being, towards my near future. No longer do I stare at the far off peak of my elder years in hopes of glory and fortune, instead I look to the path leading to the summit. I am seeing all the trials that lay before me and to be honest, I'm not pleased. Jokes and sarcasm aside, I do however seem to be enjoying my "new self", though I would use that term lightly. Oh and for you strangers reading, I am not usually this elequant in my speech. I usually end up stumbling over myself in a neverending fall down a hill littered with curse words and bad grammar. (I made that metaphor up all on the spot! pretty cool huh?) Anyway, I hope to be getting some more stuff done soon. I've been playing with open canvas to find some very interesting tools at my disposal and will be sharing some of my products with you shortly. For the meantime, please enjoy life; no matter how crappy it may be, it's the only one you've got so you might as well enjoy it.<br /><br />On another note, I passed by a man preaching doom and hellfire for sinners. When he got in my face trying to press his beliefs onto me,  I barely contained myself, as I wanted to get right in his face and tell him that religion creates nothing but false hope and bias; so I did. I know I'm stirring the hornet's nest as of now, but for you highly religious folks out there, but please. If I'm walking down the street minding my own business, please do the same. I really don't want to hear about your "experiences of faith" or how "god can save my soul". Really I could care less, and I won't go down the path of repitition as my thoughts on the matter were previously stated above. At any rate, the man tried to continue arguing his point, but I quickly got into my car and revved the engine; it made for a rather funny exit of me screaming out the window, "FUCK OFF!!". Oh, darn, and I almost made it through another journal without swearing. GODDAMNITFUCKSHITGAAAHAHHAHAHAH!!! Goodnight...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuck the DMV</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:28:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I failed...again...but this time I was tricked on the LAST GODDAMN TURN!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pissed.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":pissed:" title="Pissed" /> So I'm just curious as to who wants to join me in the systematic destruction of the american road system.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Summer...Blah</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:06:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So it's been almost two weeks into summer, that means I've got ten weeks left. I have some ideas about what I'm going to do, here are some of them. I know that I'm gonna get in shape. I'm tired of lookin like a skinny, boney, short kid. I am also going to try to get out of the house more, I'm tired of being a homebody. GET MY FUCKING LICENSE!! Try to get a job. Learn to play at least 1 full song on guitar. If anyone else has anything to add, please do, as I'm desperate for stuff to do.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Prophecy of Lulz</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:27:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Below is a mechanism for telling the future I got off of <a href="http://alexiuss.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/l/alexiuss.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconalexiuss:" title="alexiuss"/></a> page. It's good for many lulz.<br /><br />I got: God will burn down the misfortunate hobo because Satan commands it.<br /><br />You will not believe how hard I laughed.<br /><br />.... and now it is time for you to share with us your dark prophecy:<br /><br />Your favorite color:<br />red ---------- My great grand father<br />green ------- God<br />purple ------ You<br />yellow ------ The president<br />white ------- My family<br />black ------- I<br />gold -------- This country<br />silver ------- My cat<br />bronze ----- My fish<br />blue -------- We<br />orange ----- Zombies<br />teal --------- Aliens<br />pink... ---- Satan<br /><br /><br />How old are you?:<br />0-10 --------- was(were) born in<br />11-14 -------- ate<br />15------------ licked<br />16 ----------- burned down<br />17 ----------- will give birth to<br />18 ----------- was(were) consumed by<br />19 ----------- will marry<br />20 ----------- stepped on<br />21 ----------- will die in<br />22 ----------- will turn into<br />23 ----------- worship(s)<br />24 ----------- invented<br />25 ----------- will command<br />26-30 ------- destroyed<br />31-40 ------- created<br />41-50 ------- slaughtered<br />51-60 ------- expected<br />61-75 ------- wanted<br />76-infinity -- made<br /><br />Pick the day (number) you were born on:<br />1-------the rotten<br />2-------the yellow<br />3-------the wrinkled<br />4-------the treacherous<br />5-------the processed<br />6-------the invisible<br />7-------the delirious<br />8-------the magical<br />9-------the horniest<br />10-------the monstrous<br />11-------my own<br />12-------the incredibly horrifying<br />13-------the holy<br />14-------the irresistible<br />15-------the crooked<br />16-------the pickle flavored<br />17-------the fattest<br />18-------the shady<br />19------- the misfortunate<br />20-------the undesirable<br />21-------the insane<br />22-------the busty<br />23-------the creamy<br />24-------the squeaky<br />25-------the delicious<br />26-------my sister's<br />27-------my child's<br />28-------a red<br />29-------the greedy<br />30-------the indicated<br />31-------the homeless<br /><br /><br /><br />Current minute on the clock, plus any number you can imagine from 1 to 10:<br />0-2 ---------Beast<br />3-5---------Acne<br />6-8-----------Little girl<br />9-11---------Nazi helmet<br />12-14---------Submarine<br />15-17---------lawyer<br />18-20---------hobo<br />21-23---------pirate<br />24-26--------penguin<br />27-29--------storm<br />30-32--------shoelace<br />33-35---------ninja<br />36-38---------pants<br />39-41---------ghost<br />42-44---------pope<br />45-47---------elementary teacher<br />48-50---------whale<br />51-53---------old man<br />54-56---------pancake<br />57-59---------corpse<br /><br /><br /><br />Current second on the clock?:<br />0-2 ---------because humanity demanded it<br />3-5---------because its will save the world from certain doom<br />6-8-----------because of Hitler's mustache<br />9-11-----------because of a mathematical error in the matrix<br />12-14-----------because of my pants<br />15-17---------because I have a fetish for whales<br />18-20---------because I need to eat more pills<br />21-23----------because of YOU!<br />24-26--------because Satan commands it<br />27-29--------because life is boring otherwise<br />30-32---------due to my failure as a carbon based life form.<br />33-35----------because the curse is upon us<br />36-38----------because it was my will<br />39-41----------to save me from eternal damnation<br />42-44----------because you ate my porridge<br />45-47----------because god wanted it<br />48-50----------because I believe in it<br />51-53----------due to of overpopulation.<br />54-56----------because it's how the world is going to end<br />57-59----------because I couldn't control myself<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DONE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:16:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm writing this premptively so that I don't have to tomorrow, so lets all pretend it's June 6th and that I'm out of school, but only until you're done reading. KAY!? Yosh I'm done with school now and boy were those classes EASY!! I mean I got over a 4.0 gpa and got over a 100% in biology (although that's no achievement in my book). It's pretty awesome being so great ALL the time, I wouldn't expect the rest of you whelps to understand, what with all your consistant FAILURES and all. I mean c'mon <a href="http://roastmutton.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/o/roastmutton.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconroastmutton:" title="roastmutton"/></a> just finished high school. Pfffbbtt, big whoop, EVERYONE FINISHES HIGHSCHOOL (except Watt and Jordan, lol) Hell I don't even know if I'm gonna go to the graduation tonight. Not because I don't wanna drive through a horrible storm, but to avoid the massive amount of losers that are gathering there. Individually they're all right, but when you take a bunch of people who all have an aura of suck around them and put 'em in one place you get an abysmal pit of shit-suck, thats what. So I'm going to stay up here on my glorious pedistal of gold and continue to piss on the little guy, step on your toes, and sodomize your mother with a blowtorch! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> So merry fuck you to all, and to all; just fuck off!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sooo....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 15:56:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I noticed that I always post a new journal before I have finals, go ahead and look if you REALLY want to. This journal is no different, except this time I'm gonna do NOTHING about them. Finals=bullshit right now; all my classes are simple, easy, bullshit classes so I'm gonna do jack shit for each. I went to a couple of grad parties today and enjoyed them both, even though i was only at the second one for all of ten minutes. Now I have nothing to do for the rest of the night and am planning on doing nothing. School ends in a week, congrats to David for gradiating and GOOD NIGHT!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 16:34:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heres how my weekend went down. I'll start with friday, during the planning stages of this escapade. It was originally planned that I was gonna go to davids and just hang out, then I learned that Daren and Ty were going to join us. I was even more estatic and prepared for the next day. Saturday rolls around and I've got all my shtuff together and the clock strikes 6; the time David gets off work. So I call him up and learn that we're gonna go to discland and get some music and movies; I was like AWESOME, so we went. When we got there we purchased music and movies, as planned, but also got a VERY potant energy drink. We began our walk back to David's house and pussed out around the Ice Gardens roughly two blocks from his house and called his mommy for a ride. Get off my ass there were mosquitos out there! Anyway, we got back and proceeded to play snes and listen to our new music. It was then around 9 that Daren, Ty, and Paul show up and ask us to join them in, The Man Cave for a friendly game of poker. We agree and go to The Man Cave. There we did the following: head-banging contest, poker, pizza, and hilarious phonecalls. Well we left his house around 1 am and then went back to davids, in an epic drifting extravaganza. We went back in and decided to down only a tiny sip of the VERY potent energy drink. This burned our throats with the amount of caffine that was in it and promptly woke us up. We then watched the movie Deathwish, and then Daren showed us what he's learning in the marines...and used me as a test dummy. It wasn't all bad as I showed him a few of my old karate moves and it was cool. At this point the clock struck 4 and we then proceeded to play Rock Band until about 5:30. At which point we were all hungry, so we made a jouney to cub to get food. On the way we were able to see just how empty the streets of bloomington are at 5 in the morning and were able to walk down the middle of the street with NO danger at all. We took pictures of random stuff on our way to cub until we smelled fresh baked goods and made a beeline for cub. We got doughnuts and ate them, it was awesome. Then we went back to Pauls house and woke him up via his open window. He and Daren were gonna go fishing and Daren said his goodbyes here. David, Ty, and I continued back to David's house. We arrived back at about 7 am. We went down to the basement and played various games until noon. I was a puss and passed out around 9:45 and woke up just in time for our next activity around noon. We then played Actraiser until about 1:30 when we noticed that we were hungry...again. So David's mom came to the rescue with SANDWITCHES, but they had to be picked up; so we waited. In the meantime, David and I had a shred off. It was hard to say who won, because our styles are so different, and the one judge was an indecisive bastard....oh well. Sandwitches arrived and then we ate them. It was shortly after that Tyler and I were to depart and go see the new Indiana Jones Movie...sadly it was proven to be less than satisfactory due to a completely ridiculous story. After the movie we went to Caribou and discussed various aspects of life with Ty's stepdad, Vaughn. After coffee, we went back to southdale to eat at P.F. Changs. It was quite the ordeal with the whole baby poking people in the eyes thing, but we got over it; then Ty came to my house. We tryed to stay up for another night but realized it was a fruitless effort and gave up around 3 am. The next day we basically played videogames, guitar, and listened to music until Ty had to go home. It was without a doubt, one of the best weekends ever.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hahllo!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 22:04:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For those of you who couldn't tell, that Agnst thing was a joke. For all you out there that understood that, please give yourself a pat on the back, cause you DESERVE IT!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> I've been up to.....nothing. Just, nothing. Learned how to play poker, getting better at guitar and shuffling cards, and going to the zoo tomorrow. Other than that, nothing. To prove how much nothing i've been doing I bounced marbles out of a window on Friday during biology because I've lost all respect for my teacher and have decided that I do a better job teaching myself the information; so I bounce marbles out of the window. More nothing is sprouting from a video I made, when I was doing nothing. Its just me going AWESOME DUGGG a lot and then, you guessed it, more nothing. Its freaking hilarious, but mostly nothing. Why what am I doing right now, nothing. Just sitting here typing my life away doing nothing. Funny that word, nothing. Its meaning contradicts the very rules of the english language. Specifically the verb section as we are ALWAYS doing something, making the word nothing used in the incorrect context anytime someone uses it to describe their current actions. That is just one more complex and unecessary aspect of the english language that seems just wrong. TIME TO TELL YOU INFORMATION THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW!!! I did my IS paper in two days and got an A- on it; My older brother fought a stopsign, and won!; I have acrophobia; I have (potentially) chronic leg pain; I am a whore for guitars; I've attempted to get my drivers license twice already, and haven't even taken the test yet; I enjoy random rants; I have a dark/disgusting/random/abnormal sense of humor; I like very few animals, but for the most part they are smelly dirty creatures not worth my time, but it doesn't mean i want to hurt them; I am rarely serious with what I say; I'm serious when I say I'm serious; My favorite word is either dropkick, aardvark, donkey, or regardless; I dislike abrupt endings, do you?<br /><br />Note, there is no swearing in this journal.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Creepy as Fuck</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 13:52:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kay, this was sent to me by <a href="http://roastmutton.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/o/roastmutton.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconroastmutton:" title="roastmutton"/></a> and it is one of the creepiest things I've ever read. Please enjoy.<br /><br />"A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed. The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to. This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldnÂt make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red. <br /><br />At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" The man told her that he had and she said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red."<br /><br />And this was another one that I found especially interesting. <br /><br />In any city, in any country, go to any mental instituion or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear. <br /><br />Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped. <br /><br />If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. What happens when they all come together? <br /><br />The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifiying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned, if you do your death will be that of cruelity and unrelenting horror. <br /><br />Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands. <br /><br />This object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never<br /><br />Have fun sleeping tonight fuckers. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Nerd No Longer</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 18:47:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay maybe I wouldn't say that, but my point is that I'm no longer playing as many videogames as I used to. I'm really just playing my guitar lately, I mean for the past two days I've done nothing but get home and practice. It may sound like I'm complaining about this but I'm actually quite happy with it because now I actually have a talent that I can be proud of and not just some sorry excuse for one (guitar hero). Yes I realize that I'm too good at that game, and its just another reason to stop. Don't worry, I'll still be on Live, but try to contact me before hand so I know. Speaking of which, guys Jordan has called for Gearsfest this weekend, and wants to know if we are in or out (we implies David, Ty, Daren, Ben, and anyone else we usually play with). Also, I've also kinda become obsessed with Buckethead and Paul Gilbert...I doubt I'll ever be as good as them but I can try (and fail); but whatevz. I also learned that I'm going to have chronic leg pain for the rest of my life <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> whoopdie fuckin doo. So I'm just gonna have to get used to the pain in mah leg for now. If you want a deeper explaination you won't find it here, for that I'd rather say it in person; so yosh. Peace dawgs.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Awesome!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:30:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I found an awesome game that's got me hooked. Its called Operation Darkness and its about WW II in an alternate universe (daren you will love this game). It operates like advanced wars but in 3d and has timeline accurate weaponry as well as strategic gameplay. But probably the best part is that your soldiers can turn into werewolves, and fight vampires, zomibes and all kinds of ebil shit (yes nazi's too) and it is GREAT!!! Also it has up to 3 player online co-op.So yeah, i found my game to play nowz, but it comes out on May 5 so yeahz. That descrip was mainly for <a href="http://sarkardarkstar.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sarkardarkstar.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsarkardarkstar:" title="sarkardarkstar"/></a> because i think its a game that he, david, and i can play. SO THERE!!<br /><br />Well, onto me, well what about me. Not a lot actually, just livin. Seriously i've done JACK SHIT!! Unless  you count Radio 8000 but thats a whole nother story altogether. WHATEVZ!! a;k;alvn;aiherg;aglakcjhaklhfgkajsdhfgka goodnight.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>What a Week</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:49:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, my week has just hit the low point, as it can't get much worse than this. To start off, my plans for revenge were foiled on sunday by my little brother. Then I injured my knee on Tuesday during gym class, making it hurt to stand up and walk. Yesterday my Guitar Hero guitar broke and am being forced to use a shitty one unitl this one is fixed. And then today, someone from my school died in a tragic accident. I know that this particular incident doesn't directly affect me, but i have many friends who knew this person well, and will spend tomorrow trying to comphort them. Just to let everyone know, enjoy life, cause you don't know wheather or not you are gonna be here the next day. He was a senior and  a month from graduating. On a happy note, i aced all my classes last quarter.<br /><br />PS: this is, i'm being serious, the first time i've felt another emotion other than happy, angry, or neutral since 7th grade. my friends will understand the meaning of that. I just don't like seeing people cry, and yes, i felt sad; and it was interesting.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Something About a Leaf?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:17:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ignore the title it makes no sense. I have decided to CHANGE MYSELF!! Whoa, I know ladies, you thought it impossible for a man to change of his own free will but I just fuckin DID!! Yeah, I'm deciding to be a little less ASSHOLEY (love that word) to everyone, but that doesn't mean i'm not gonna be blunt or speak my mind. I'll just be a bit more conscience about who's feelings i'm obliterating. Oh, but if you're an enemy of mine expect no difference in attitude from me. I also want to be less...whats the word...retarded when around friends, but hey; I'll do what i can. Remember, it's still me, just nicer...but only a little. HA!! Just kidding, you assholes actually fell for that bullshit! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Oh God the humor is great!! I'MGONNARIDEMYLOLERSKATESDOWNTOTHECORNERSTOREANDEATTHESHITOUTOFADUMPSTERDANGLEANDTHENI'MGONNASHITABRICK!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Fuck with a Ph</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:42:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HEYHEYHEY!! So is was just walkin round the street conuh and saw som BIG FAT MIDGETS walkin out of tha door. I screamed HOLLY SHIT!! A NICKEL!! So i bent down to pick up said nickel and on my way down a was mauled by a pack of raving mad C.E.O.s. They held me down and made me offers i couldn't refuse and gave me a haircut!! OH GOD THE HORROR, THE HOORRRROORRR!!!! After they left me for dead in the street in a puddle of my own piss, shit, vomit, and some kind of orange saggy gel I RAN to the NEAREST SHITHOUSE!! OH MY GAWD i had to crap so bad i thought it was gonna die. I eventually shit my pants as i was sitting on the shitter and found that my belt was undone. So naturally a ripped it off started screaming and kicked open the portajohn door. The man waiting outside was very surprised to find me standing in my underwear babbling giberish, swinging a belt with my pants around my ankles with shit on 'em. Now before i continue i want you to picture that mentally...got it? Good, now on we go. So anyway, i dove out of the shitter and wrapped the belt around his neck as he started to scream. SOMEHOW he died, it was a tragic loss and he will be sorely missed. So i stuffed him in the shitter at which point i discovered that he was the host for the hit TV drama The Wheel of Fortune. I, realizing what it did, stole his clothes and ripped his face off and ran to the TV studio. I went up to the podium and began. People were lookin at me funny the whole time, its like they never saw a guy dressed in a bloddy suit with staples in his face that smells like shit. Anyhoo the show went on and when it came down to solving the puzzle this is what was complete "--uck you and your goddamn bitchin ass donkey's, im gonna go get one NOW!!" As Nancy tried to solve it she stated that the first word was "fuck". I immidiately ran over to her and put her into the the wheel and spun while screaming BONUS ROUND BITCH!!!! Everyone else looked at me kinda funny at which point i said "Hey, she said fuck, the answer was fuck with a Ph." Everyone laughed and it was a grand ol time, until Helman Ri came and killed us all by shitting on our heads. The end.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Home...and Term 4</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:03:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay! I had fun in Vegass...yeah thats right. I don't think i'll go back for a couple years tho, cuz its all so restricted!!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> I r sad panda. Oh well, i'll put up pics of my trip and shit. Other than that i didn't do much. I took the red eye flight home so I'll be sleeping now....gahhlllbahhh...night.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Vegas Baby</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:51:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yosh, I am off to Vegas in two days, and i'm as giddy as an arrdvark on an ant hill. Lame analogies aside, I plan on enjoying the SHIT out of my spring break there and will be enjoying a few of the shows, as well as the landscape. I will try to take some pics of cool shit and post it to show y'all and then maybe edit some of it at school with photoshop to make it even more spiffy. Other than that there's nothing else to really say. Seeya in Sin City. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> O, by the way...GANNONDORF PANCH!! lol<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>HA!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:00:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, it's like...late for a weeknight and I, for some reason or another, am completely insane. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> This can be seen in the comments that i have left my various friends as well as my thought patterns. For example, I somehow got to slavery in the roman empire, after 10 full minutes of silence and various trains of thought, when i read the word "potato". Fuckin werid I know, but hey whatcha gonna do?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Well I've got finals tomorrow, and fuck you tyler, ben, and anyone else who doesn't have finals accordingly. I've got college level classes that I could really give a flying fuck about at this point, but even if i had one i wouldn't give it to them anyway. So, anyone wanna help out? Didn't think so. I'm off to bed to ponder more ridiculous thoughts. Goodnight.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>My Philosophy on How to Live</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:21:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is how I live my life, for the most part, stress free and happy. <br />NOTE: This only works for those with amazingly high tolerance for EVERYTHING; if you are someone with a squishy, bleeding, beating human heart, this might not be for you.<br />1: Take EVERYTHING in stride. This includes friends, work/school, family, activities, and anything else that goes on in your life. Take it ONE AT AT TIME, and don't worry about the other goings on unless they directly affect you at that moment.<br />2: Have only a few people who really know you. Being popular is not a good thing, as it is likely to conflict witht he first rule. If you only have a few people who really know you, then you know exactly who to trust and who to run to for aid. (having a lot of friends is ok, but keep only a few within your inner circle)<br />3: Don't let people get to you. No matter how much someone bugs you, harasses you, insults you, just remember that they are a lowly piece of human filth that will never amount to anything as great as you will, and if you give in that you are no better than this poor excuse for a human being.<br />4: Keep your mind under control, stay calm, collective and reserved when necessary. Otherwise be as expressive as you want. Times to remain calm are: at work, in class, or any other area where profesionalism is a good choice.<br />5: This is probably the most important rule, and where most people will fail as doing so will conflict with the rest of these rules. Remain, at almost all times, stoic. Keep your emotions in check and anyone not in your inner circle at arms length. If your emotions remain in check then you can avoid conflict with most everthing. Now, when with your inner circle, family, or others who find your non-emotional behavior acceptable, feel free to do as you will. If you are doing this right you should have three primary emotions, Happiness, an emotion of your choice, and Emotionless. The second, in most cases, is anger or sadness, as each provides it's advantages. Anger=intimidation, Sadness= pity; both of which can be useful in certain situations. If you can control that which drives us as humans, you are the ultimate being. Congratulations.<br /><br />Okay, I think thats everything. If you think that I forgot somthing let me know (i feel like i'm forgeting something) and feel free to try it out. It has made me almost stress free for 2 years, and to be honest only have really gotten stressed out twice; both times i was being completely overwhelmed with work, but i eventually got back to my mantre. So, in my opinion, this is the best way to get through hard times.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Brawl Kicks Ass</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:11:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, Super Smash Bros Brawl is the shit. Beat it in two days...I can't ever own a game for long without mastering it. *sigh* I wish my natural talent was something more useful. Oh wait! I've been getting better at mah guitar, and getting worse at Guitar Hero. So yes, my time has come; I am no longer leagues above my competition and have left my throne empty. Which one of you will take it? Thus far i think Ty or David will be the top contenders, but I'll just have fun watching you two go at each other's throats. At any rate, I found a way to take cool lookin pictues and put them up. I finally found a reason to like Apple, the fucking camera function. Yes, sad i know, but whatcha gonna do? Nothin thats what. So yeah. BLAH!! G'night.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Got Tagged, Didn't Care</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:40:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kay i got tagged with that ipod bullshit again, didn't want to do it, so i did this one instead. Enjoy.<br /><br />RULES<br />1. Write these rules again.<br />2. Each person tagged has to write 8 things about herself/himself.<br />3. He/she has to write those things into her/his journal.<br />4. He/she will have to tag 8 more people at the end.<br />5. Go into their dA pages and note that you've tagged them.<br /><br />Here goes nothing...<br /><br />1) I like music with soothing insane guitar<br />2) I am taking too many hard classes<br />3) I am WAY too good at Guitar Hero<br />4) I'm thrown into a blind rage when I'm blamed for shit i didn't do.<br />5) I'm kind of insane, yet intelligent<br />6) I respect women (some people think that i do too much)<br />7) I fear only dark rooms, heights, and hollow eyes<br />8) I am impervious to stress and anger (unless you're Tyler)<br /><br />I tag these bitches<br />Ty, Daren, David, Ben....and i could give a fuck about the damn rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>My Paradise</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:00:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've never really liked the idea of religion, but what happens to people after death has always puzzled me. I have come up with my own idea and it requires nothing of you, only that you live your life and when it's over you are rewarded. You are rewarded because life is without a doubt the MOST challenging thing any being in this verse can go through, and i think that we should earn something for it. It doesn't matter whether you were a good or bad person, just as long as you go through it. Once we are able to become fully aware of our world (understand and analyze) is when i set the mark for the begining of the trial, and death is the end. Henceforth there are no babies in this paradise unless you wish it. For this nirvana is unique for every person. After death you are recreated in an astral plane and are given control over your own little world. It can be as big or small as you like, good or bad. Rules still apply, as you still have all your senses. Knowing this you can still feel pain, but in your paradise you are immortal and can wish the pain away, but know that you can still feel it. For without pain we learn nothing. You may live with anyone you wish, anywhere you wish, with whatever you wish. In this paradise you are essentially a god, no one rules you and you create the world around you. Think of it like an eternal lucid dream, forever in a wonderland of your own creation. This is my thought for now, and i will continue to think this  until the day i die and I am able to enter my very own paradise.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>The Hole Where My Heart USED to Be</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:45:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, so it sounds emo; bite me. The point of that is this: love is, as for the majority, superfical. That is at least for all the people i observe in my school halls and around town. I see these beautiful women clinging to these pretty boys, i will not feed their ego any further than that. I can't possibly fathom their reasoning for being with a stumblefuck who has no life plans other than "Ah's gonna bes a football star and make the big bucks hyuck!", while I'm sitting here taking classes that are harder than a cow turd in January so that i can get into med school. Now know that I do not speak out of jealousy, I am perfectly fine with what i have now, but we have all heard the saying that behind every good man there is a better woman. I wish this to be so for me, but I will not do so through means that bumblefuck over there resorts to. I was always taught to be a gentleman, be courtious, be polite, be as nice as possible to women as i can. It is due to this thought process that has been burned into my brain that bars me from lowly, but conventional means of dating. You can completely flip this around and look at how i treat my male brethren. I am the BIGGEST asshole on the planet to every man i will ever meet. I am as blunt as i get with responses, sarcastic, and just plain cruel when the time calls for it. Other than that I take great pride in my qualities, but i don't enjoy boasting them to the world. Sure, i'm good at guitar hero, but everytime that i say that in praise of myself i feel dead on the inside for what i just said, as i am not one to inflate my own ego. (warning, what you are about to hear may sound homo, but I am 100% straight, not that i care what you think about me) All that i know is that there are few people out there who have actually took the time to stop and talk to me, because those are the people that I respect and hold close to my heart, or lack thereof.  Tyler, David, and Ben you guys all stoped to actually talk to the kid in the corner, though without the first name on the list i would have never found the others. I thank you all sincerely and only hope that i may find people who are so gracious as you when it comes to being a friend. Though i may not have a woman in my life to share my love and gratitude with, i do have friends that I can enjoy a nice conversation with that I plan on having for the rest of my life. I would like people to expand on any of the subjects provided so please give me your opinions.<br /><br />If you didn't read....<br /><br />Has love become superficial due to our society's obession with appearance?<br /><br />That you are one who is in the corner waiting to be talked to, or are you the one ignoring said loner? <br /><br />Who exactly are the people you hold dearest to your heart?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Wow! Art On My Art Page!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:02:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, i actually put up pictures like i said i would. So there you go. Note that all of these pictures were done in a planner/notebook thing so just bear with me. For some reason i work better with constrained spaces. Ah well, enjoy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>CHECK IT OUT!! ITS AT THE BOTTOM!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:38:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, answer the damn question. I'll wait...gah never mind you won't comment until you're done anyway. Just remember though. Anyway, I've been working my ASS off for school and can finally say *inhale* I'M DONE!! Wow, that's a fucking whale off my back, but now I get to experience the wonders of...3 advanced classes in one term. That will be interesting, but as usual it will all be taken in stride. I've got some photos that I took and might put them up depending on how my camera feels. You see it has a mind of its own and tends to be really shitty sometimes, so it makes it hard to transfer stuff. On another note, I've been playing Rock Band A LOT!! Like too much. I need to stop, but hey, it's fun and I enjoy fun things. I get my braces off tomorrow, and will also be getting new glasses to fix my broken eyes. Not only that but in a month I'll be driving, but that all depends on how my tests turn out. That's not driver's tests either, I need to get a 3.5 GPA to get my license or else it's kaput. I also have some very interesting stories to tell people who haven't already heard, but that's for another time and place. When the quarter is up I'll put up some doodles that I've done in my classes, and then you'll see the epitome of my boredom. I HAVE SURVIVED MR.WILLS!!!@_@ Oh well, I only wish you could share my pain. But at least I learned something! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Oh, and Ben, yeah I got a Facebook, but for reasons that you and I should discuss in private so YEAH!! HA!! WHOOOoooooOOOOO!!! It's Boston!! HEY WAHTTT!?? fahdfhadhfajsdhfajs <a href="http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1043091678">[link]</a> dhfalksf goodnight. <br />
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PS: Read the title.<br />
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PPS: Check this shit out if you didn't see it on The Soup yet, it's the funniest thing i've ever seen. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo&feature=related">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Happy New Year!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:09:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I can't possibly describe how busy i'm going to be over the next two weeks but in layman's terms, i've got 3 papers to write; one due monday, and the other two due a week from the first deadline. Then on top of all that i've got tests in my other classes that require studing for, and if i don't get at least a B this term in all my classes i can't get my drivers liscense. So thats a bit of motivation for me, but eh. I get my braces off in a couple weeks, but it just so happens to be on the same day as finals so that will be a wonder to work out with my teachers <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> but whatcha gonna do? Anyway, i'm just rollin along as usual and will welcome the new year with indifference and stoicity (i think thats a word). Happy new year to all! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>MerryFuckingChristmas</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:15:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, kinda is insn't it? ANYWAY, just been too lazy to check this in a  while....sue me i got other shit to worry about. HA, just kiddin, all you little fuckers come first as always <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> HAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah, i'm a little loopy right now cuz as u can c, its TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!! DUN DUN DANNNNNNNNNNN!!! yeah, can't sleep, so i decided to do this. Been playin games, mostly rock band, mass effect and psyconauts, but if you read the HEADER YOU'D FUCKING KNOW THAT ALREADY!! Anyway, yeah....i'll put stuff up when my scanner stops being retaredred and then you'll see some AWESOME SHIT! and i mean like "OH MY GAWD I WANT TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THAT STATIC IMAGE THAT'S SITTING IN HIS DESK DRAWER RIGHT NOW!!! AGGGUUGGGGHHHH!! and for those of you who havent' heard, i'm looking for some caramel lipstick...its to make my man go AGGGUUGGGGHHHH!!! yeah, you know who you are you sick bastards!! X[ DAHHHg'night.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Ive Gone Insane</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:06:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My TVs broke. Yep, and the repair man doesn't come until next tuesday. That means i can't play ANYTHING until then. I have Assassin's Creed reserved and my mom said she'll buy it for me, but oh my luck, my TV splodes. Yeah, it couldn't just be a busted wire or a messed up circut board, no the damn thing had to explode. EXPLODE, turned the damn thing on and the screen flew at me like a bat outta hell. I'm lucky to be alive. So i thought that I'd make productive use of my time today, but instead i slept. Yep, just woke up bout three hours ago, and now i've got jack shit to do. I could do many things to get ahead of the school work, but i really don't feel like it. Soooooo yeah. On the first day back from end of quarter, i already have 4 writing assignments, two of which are due within the next 2 days, and the rest that span the quarter. Oh and just a couple of more things...has anyone, I MEAN ANYONE!! seen my drummer and/or singer? If anyone knows of their whereabouts please walk up to them and promptly fuck their skulls with a bar stool and/or rocking chair. (get it ROCKING chair) <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Someone KILL Me Please</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 21:18:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For i am an unholy being not worthy of this earth. I beat Through The Fire and Flames and didn't get the achievement cuz my 360 is FUCKTARDED!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pissed.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":pissed:" title="Pissed" /> I won't elaborate on my Call of Duty 2 problem, but i know to get the achievement i'll have to beat it AGAIN!! That and i have only 2 songs left to five star, Knights of Cydonia, and Raining Blood....fuck 'em both. ANYHOO, I got finals this week and should be studing for them, but knowing me i'll put everything off till the last possible moment or to when i'm bored out of my mind. My multi track mind doesn't help either, and it's not ADD cuz i can concentrate when i need to but when i'm just doin somthing, even playing Guitar Hero, i think about other things (oddly that's when i play the best), thus making it harder to sleep. Like now, i was supposed to be in bed an hour ago but i'm sittin here, typin this. KTHXBYE!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>LFL (Looking for Life)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:27:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kay here's the shpeel. I've been playing Guitar Hero 3 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAY too much. Sorry bout the spam but i have to get my point across. To get some idea: i beat it within 8 hours of owning it, i almost beat through fire and flames, and i have 7 songs of the main set list left to 5 star,. Yeah, please, just kill me. IT'S MY CURSE!! GAHHH!! I'm too good at video games! I can adapt to any game in about a day or two, but since i'm too good at Guitar Hero, it's not even really a challenge anymore. EXCEPT Through the Fire and Flames...that song is bullshit....fuckin keyboard..... GAHHH!! Oh well i'll get over it soon, that and finals are coming up so i gots to study for those, but I got a big pile of shit out of the way during the week so i'm happy about that. DAMN YOU IS PAPER!!! Oh well, no rasin to be complainin. Anyhoo, if you want to test ur skillz at GH3 look up mah gameah tag, Aardvark of War. And yeah i'll get some pics up eventually, i've just been REALLY LAZY and REALLY BUZY and REALLY PLAYING GUITAR HERO.....sue me i don't care....HA!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Wow</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:09:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I r still sick....and it SUCKS THE FAT PUSS SPEWING- well you see where im going with this so fire and brimstone and quid est demonstratem and sofourth. Anyhow schools a BITCH! Holy shit i've never had such a shitty first step onto the plank, *correction i slipped in vomit and into the perverbial sea that is failure. I have two AP classes and they are some of the toughest shit i have ever had to smell, its like my head would explode; while on this drop into the perverbial sea i must constantly bear hearing to my mother's criticizim of "I had all AP classes, worked a part time job, and had to take care of my little brother, and you only have two and you're failing WHAT IN THE UNHOLY NAME OF FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!" That is just one example of parents who put too much pressure on thier children to suceed as it's not my fault i contracted said disease and i have been getting my work in and completing the tests its just that the tests are a minefield of tricky bullshit. Every question was a trick question. Hey which came first Hunting or Stone Tools? Try to answer and i'll tell you. Anyhow thats me enjoy my pic, i want to get der photoshop so that i may make good lineart for shit, so i hope that i may have some freetime in yearbook to do that. Seeya, KTHXBYE!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>SICK OF BEING SICK</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:10:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay this cold that i have is complete BULLSHIT!! I have been sick for a fucking week now and i've been miserable the whole time, cuz guess what? ITS PAST THE PERIOD OF CONTAGION!! Sooooooo my mom won't let me stay home from school so i'm fucking miseralbe for 6 hours while i wallow in a pit of running mucus and phlem. Today my yearbook teacher TOLD me to go to the nurse cuz he knew how i was feeling having just gotten over it, so i got to go home....oh but wait there's a catch, NO ONE COULD COME TO FUCKING GET ME!!! My grandma wasn't home and had her cell turned off, and my mom was working and i would have to wait over an hour before she could come and get me. OH but if i'm signed out of the school attendance, i can't stay within the building. So i sat outside in 58 degree weather in a t-shirt and thin pants, with an overcast and windy day.... so how much worse can it get right? So my mom shows up an hour before shcool ends (I should have fucking stayed! at least i would have been warm) and guess what happens when i get home. Yep my grandma walks through the door the same time i do and i want to kill somthing at this point. So now im home and i can rest easy, no wait i have a fuckload of shit thats due tomorrow, and lord knows that my mom isn't gonna keep me home. So I work my ass off for about two hours studing and working and its finally done. I lay down and sleep until now and i'm writing this cuz i have nothing else to do. This weekend though i'm making a movie so i HOPE TO GOD that i'll be over this by then. Anyhow the meds are wearing off so i should go take some more tylenol so i'll talk to ya later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>Pre School Happenings</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:18:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am currently going through the steps of going back to school. These involve well you know all the basic shit, clothes, supplies, schedules, etc. Anyhoo, I've got this yearbook meeting a week from today and only when my teacher called did it really hit me that school was coming back. So my summer of free formed fun comes to a close, i know some are looking forward to put it behind them whilst others wish it were only begining. Personally I am looking on ahead towards the light at the end of the perverbial tunnel, and towards my eventual life outside of the educational system. Even now as i type this journal you can probably tell that my grammar and writting skills are returning to me, or rather my "school switch" has been turned on. So to the summer of 07 i bid a fond farewell, and look forward to all the wonderful and not so wonderful events of the fiscal school year of 07-08. <br />
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                                                          Sincerely-<br />
                                                          A Completely Sane Aardvark<br />
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P.S. If you generally don't believe the reviewers of some sites/shows/magazines, then take it from me that Bioshock is worth your money.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>I Got A Wii</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:49:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I found a wii today after i got finished with my doctors appointment. I now have a wii, but also an ear infection. Oh well, ya win some ya lose some. Now that I have more time and insentive to draw I will be around more often so those of you who thought that i was dead well i'm back and am ready and willing. Also if anyone knows of the better wii games out there please let me know as all i have at the moment is wii sports. Oh and <a href="http://roastmutton.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/o/roastmutton.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconroastmutton:" title="roastmutton"/></a> you have yet to tell me what you want since you won the guess what it says thingie. SO TELL ME!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pissed.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":pissed:" title="Pissed" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>I Amaze Myself Sometimes</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:25:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah on that Grim pic i just posted, that was one of those moments where you go, HOLY SHIT AM I THAT GOOD!? And so I scared myself after seeing that and then posted it, but due to the file size of the full pic i had to scale it down, so sad....but yeah, if anyone can read what it says under the word YAY! I'll give out a request, but it must the EXACT wording. So thats that, and heres here, and ups up....OH NOES IM IN A LOOP!! AAGGAGLHFLABABA!! Oh, i'll try to post a journal after or during my experiment this weekend...when you read the journal you'll know what i was doing....and no there's going to be no drugs you sickos...well its three thirty so i'm goin to sleep, g'night!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>HOLY HELL I'M STILL ALIVE!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:34:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ya i am among the living once again. Though more ghostlike and floating among the messages and deviations that have piled up.....yeah. So i'll be around checking every.....whenever i care and the latest pic will have to hold u over for a while cuz i haven't been drawing much and i could really give a shit! HAHAHAHAHA! KTHXBYE!! AARDVARKS FOREVER!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~KageMaru256</author>
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                <title>I'll Give it a Try</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:33:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Put player on shuffle.<br />
2. Press forward for each question.<br />
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.<br />
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What does next year have in store for me?<br />
Men At Work- Down Under (I don't like working in caves...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" />.)<br />
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What does your love life look like?<br />
Kansas- Carry On My Wayward Son (WTF!? O.o I hate childrens of all kinds! Makes me wonder why i work at a children's hospital....don't ask.)<br />
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What do I say when life gets hard?<br />
Dragonforce- Fury of the Storm (Dats right motha fuggas i'm gonna like storm on you or somthin....I'd probably eat you first)<br />
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What do I think when I get up in the mornin<br />
Izzy Kamakawiwole- Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Wow, i must be really fuckin tired to be thinkin of rainbows when i wake up...i want my own ipod...)<br />
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What song will I dance to at my wedding?<br />
Daft Punk- Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (All the things i won't be after the wedding...)<br />
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What do you want as a career?<br />
Dragonforce- Body Breakdown (I'm gonna kill peepole i guess...sounds like fun :3)<br />
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Your favorite saying?<br />
Red Hot Chili Peppers- Snow (Hey Oh) (is this somewhere in the range of "Heartless Person With A Heart of Gold"? cause thats what i am)<br />
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Favorite place?<br />
Guns'n Roses- Sweet Child O' Mine (Once agian i hate children but i'm okay with a girl if thats what the song really does imply.)<br />
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What do you think of your parents?<br />
Rob Thomas- Ever the Same (My mom has always been the same way, and my dads worm chow so I guess that he's kinda out of the question...laugh go ahead...seriously DO IT!!)<br />
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Where would you go on a first date?<br />
Apocoliptica- Harmageddon (so i'm not gonna get a date until armageddon...wow sucks to be me.)<br />
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Drug of choice?<br />
Trans-Siberian Orchestra- Christmas Eve (Excuse me real quick, i gotta shoot a holiday real quick "Hey Jesus, when you're done puttin the tree in the blender why don't cha hop in?"<br />
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Describe yourself.<br />
Barenaked Ladies- Pinch Me (Touch me and I'll fucking pop your knee out sideways...fucking st patricks day...)<br />
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What is the thing I like doing most?<br />
Rammstein- Rosenrot (Yep i sail the world on a destoryed fictional boat singing in german in constant -40 degree weather)<br />
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The song that best describes the president?<br />
Shakira- Hips Don't Lie (THATS JUST FUCKIN SCARY AS HELL!! BUSH IS NOT HOT_T IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)<br />
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What is my state of mind like at the moment?<br />
38. Special- Caught Up in You (Yeah, this one actually fits as i'm caught up in this at the moment.)<br />
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How will I die?<br />
O-Zone- Numa Numa (I hate my little brother....well i suppose this means that i will die from causes of danceing fat men flying at the speed of sound...i don't want to die in the folds of somone's ass fat!! WHAAAA!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" />.)<br />
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Well thats that, and i didn't cheat either! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Wow the evil cheating bastard that would most likely cheat death by payin him twenty bucks, then kickin him in the nads didn't cheat on a simple fun test... OH NOES!! THE TIME SPACE CONTINUM!! ITS- *insert armageddon here*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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