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I mean fuck, I got my cousin to get the tire tube out of a tire (which apparently took 4 hours with his dad and uncle and some axes), and now you shits don't want to go sledding. Fuck.

I live a block away from a giant sledding hill, and it was -8C last night. And it was snowing and storming and exciting! I don't want to go by myself though, it's not that great.

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I haven't been on here much since I haven't been drawing as much. Usually just sketches of things I see infront of me, and those aren't worth posting.

But now I'm faced with the issue of wanting to put more time into drawing again, and wanting to draw nothing but cartoon versions of my friends' boyfriends. The reason being is that they're pretty awesome characters all around, and it feels like I should have thought of them already, or something.
_{^{But it makes me feel like a creeper}}

/cry

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The trainyard is always annoying as shit, because you can hear it from pretty much anywhere in town, but I thought I was going to die. Like the earth was splitting apart right under our feet. Fuck trains >:C

]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18568509/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18568509/ Thu, 29 May 2008 22:07:42 PDT Of course, if he sends a reply, I'll post it here. He's a really nice guy, I gave him a couple hugs and chatted with him for a minute; ask anything you'd like.

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Would any of you really want your loved ones to spend money on your dead body after you're long gone? Would you want them to weep/ect afterwards?

I think that families should take money spent on funeral costs, and send it to a charity that their dead fuck would approve of. Aside from getting rid of whoever is rotting, I don't know why people spend money on funerals.

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Who wants to hop on the improvement train? I'll critique your deviations if you do the same, starting now. This website is really useless otherwise, making conceptart look rather appealing.

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]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17039681/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17039681/ Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:33:44 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Someone suggest how I get all of the daylight out of my room. I like a lamp and candlelight atmosphere more than a stark white daylight one.

It's my birthday on Tuesday, and my dad is putting on the whole "lol sweet sixteen!" act. Except he's claiming to be broke and not spending anything yet. (I think he's actually considering buying me a nice size bong or hookah in early March, though. I can wait.) But since they're cheap he's buying me two of these Asian salad kits that are fucking delicious.

I don't know if my mom is getting me anything or not. I don't care too much since I'm hoping to do a heroic dose of mush or maybe LSD next weekend. Going from 2 grams of mushrooms to like 7 or 8 (or really as much as I can get) should be an experience. And I've got this week off to plan for it! C:

I cleaned my room up a bunch already, too. It hadn't been arranged for a long time. There was still a big crushed up pile of pillows inbetween my bed and a shelf from a three man LSD adventure a month or so ago.

But really guys, I want this room dark! Does hanging a dark blanket over the window actually work? I want to feel like I'm up playing playstation at 4am when it's 2:30pm.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16867083/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16867083/ Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:19:39 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

We got a blizzard (read: we got wind and snow and like to feel sorry for ourselves) and now there's snow everywhere. I can't walk places because no one shovels their walks! I want to tell them just how I feel, grr. >:C

Also,
Dear Kelly Grass,
What is your obsession with painting? I want to make surreal art WITHOUT the use of paint. At least get some paper that won't pill and rip with more than two washes on it. I DUN WANNA PAINT 4 U



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16745222/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16745222/ Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:50:00 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

TONIGHT WHEN I GO TO SLEEP MY NOSE WILL FINALLY JUST BURST INTO FLAMES AND I WILL DIE IN A SEA OF MUCUS WHILE DREAMING A DREAM OF DREAMS.

and then I'll go to school tomorrow just fine and dandy (read: dirt tired and pissed off)

it'll be a great day I'm sure.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16635563/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16635563/ Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:37:50 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

I guess a lot of people are more intelligent that we give them credit for. All of you internet goers, how many of those kids out on the street with the thick eyeliner do you actually talk to? Do you know them, where they come from, or where they want to be going? We've all got depth, but we put up a front to keep it tucked away. Speaking how you feel is considered "corny" or something that "losers" do, but how else do you ever get anywhere?

How many other ways of life do we know of, or actually consider? When we watch those African tribes on National Geographic, that's a way of life. Not something fake for our dinnertime entertainment, people actually live that way. To them, we're probably some other existence to shrug off. Why don't we dabble more into lifestyles that actually interest us? Not everyone likes the idea of working to buy nice things, because not everyone finds the same value in these things. When your house burns down, what are you left with? Yourself, hopefully family. Why would anyone feel a devastating loss when they're still alive along with their family and loved ones? Did you really need your 50" plasma HDTV? Or your 4 computers? Or your collection of reality DVDs? These really aren't the things that matter.

We need to pay attention to those around us instead of our iPods from time to time.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16523554/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16523554/ Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:30:32 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Haha my mom tore something in her leg and is in a brace. This happened a while ago but I didn't rush to my computer because no one cares.

I had some really nasty hashbrowns the other day. They were 'Southern Style' or some shit, but were really just COVERED in pepper. I opened the bag and they looked fucking black. If any of you are considering buying frozen hashbrowns from Sobey's, I hope you don't anymore. You'll die.

Also, old guy at Smitty's, if you look at me again I'll fucking kill you. I'm aware that my pants are "fucking piss yellow", that's why I bought them. I like yellow. Just keep drinking that diet coke, because I hope you get a nice big brain tumor.

Wait, incoming,
"Courtney! says:
heyy erin can I chill with you and tara on saturday night maybe
Tophat & Monocle Meats says:
Sure
Tophat & Monocle Meats says:
Um... I don't know when we're tripping, but she's coming in on friday
Tophat & Monocle Meats says:
It'll probably be saturday
Courtney! says:
okay cause yae im buying a E pill and I dont want to take it when Im at my grandmas
Tophat & Monocle Meats says:
Haha, well, we can all just trip at my dad's then
Tophat & Monocle Meats says:
Tara on shrooms, you on e, me on acid
Tophat & Monocle Meats says:
this will be fucking awesome
Courtney! says:
sweet, thank you
Courtney! says:
oh yae"

MY WEEKEND IS PLANNED YEAH

I feel like I'm finally getting somewhere with myself. All of that maturing and growing into who you want to be... it seems to be happening. And I'm not unhappy with where I'm going. I'm unhappy with where I am, though. Physically and mentally. I want to change things about myself, and I think that's going to be taking a bit of my time up. I'm too hateful towards some people, and it's dragging me down. I guess I just didn't notice it unitl I started looking.

I wont be here much is what I guess Im trying to say, haha.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16395195/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16395195/ Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:31:14 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Okay I've decided. School will take me one more year (I'm going to work my ass off with correspondence to cut a year off), and after that I'm moving to Jamaica with Sir to sell trinkets to tourists.

lol, [link]



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16308006/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/16308006/ Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:48:39 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!



~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15961763/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15961763/ Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:48:14 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

EDIT:
~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15868848/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15868848/ Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:08:06 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Everyone does it.

K guys, I'm doing commissions.

These prices will all be rough. If you want something complex, I might add an extra couple dollars to the price. Likewise, if it's really simple, I might go down. C:

sketch= $5
inked= $10
coloured (traditional/digital)= $17

I'll do realism portraits, too. They'd be like... $10-20.

I'll draw pretty much anything you want. Anime characters, OCs, real people, yourself, ect.

Concealed cash and paypal both work. Paypal is best.






...All money goes to charity.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15805231/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15805231/ Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:02:12 PST Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Deleted a bunch of journals due to my mom being dumb as fuck and probably reading all of them.

Today she informs me that if I avoid coming home again, she'll sic the cops on me. But when I do come home, she riddles little cryptic things to me, and won't explain herself. Today she told my friend to never call this house again, and claimed that she did it because my friend was "Terrorizing her life". Way to let a 15 year old girl get to you, asshole.

I'm currently on three fucking medications, and my mom is worried about my sleeping patterns. No shit, I'm going to sleep more while on three medications. They're not anything long term, and aren't meant for long term use. They're not non-drowsy or anything, and yet my mom won't acknowledge this.

She said that if I ever lay a finger on her again, she'll press assault charges. I guess that's deserved since I beat her up a while ago lol.

She claims that I've changed so much, I'm always angry, I never eat (lulz, so untrue), and that I never talk to her anymore. Of course I don't talk to her anymore. What do I have to say? "Hey sup mom, I hate your guts today, lets have a nice discussion."?


I'm trying to figure out what her stupid little remarks mean, but I've gathered enough to think that she sees me as an anorexic pothead. That in itself says how dumb she is. Being anorexic would be hard enough without munchies.

She's also claiming to know of my 'expirimentations'. I've offered to do a drug test probably a hundred times, and I ask her how I can prove to her that I haven't done any fucking acid. She says that I can't prove anything to her anymore, and gets all mopey. I mean, what can I even do for someone that pathetic? She won't even go ahead with this stupid drug test she wants to do.

She even says that she'd rather me hang around Tara instead of Brittany, because she liked the way Tara's household was. I guess she missed the fact that Tara's mom smoked crack and went to jail for armed robbery. I guess she didn't notice the drug deals going on there all the time.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15260886/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15260886/ Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:08:30 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

And because that last journal was too long again.

Guys, I'm getting a little worried about the state of my 'do. I can rip out pinches of dead ends over and over and over... and when I brush it, it looks like an orange cat was sleeping on my chest and shoulders for a month.

Dreads now or later? I was going to wait until my birthday so that it was long enough to just dread my whole head, but I suppose a dread-hawk is okay too.

Do it?
[]y
[]n



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15059215/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/15059215/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 13:27:10 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

I think I'm leaning back and forth, but can't completely tell. Hmm. You also don't have to read all of this, but you might get a couple lols out of our idiot behavior.

So I buggered off for a couple days to a friends house. C: And I will write it down before I forget it all.
Friday we... came to my house after school to drop off my binder, went to Courtney's house and dropped off her binder, and started calling around for... stuff. Took the bus to Tara's house, and smoked with Brittney and Jarret.

I have been high since then, lolz.

Then we walked to the movie theater, met up with Kiefer, and Brittney and Jarret buggered off to his house, with $15 to buy more.

So me, Tara, Kiefer, and Courtney went to see Seeker, and it was the BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER. I swear, it was fucking awful. Even while stoned, it was neither funny or worth $6. Seriously guys, don't see it. After that, we went to get Brittney and go back to Tara's house, but we couldn't find them. So we walked up and down Willow St. for... probably a good hour.

And these kids in a house having a sleepover were yelling at us through their window. I will copy paste from MSN for this,

Shaahzaadeh says (1:08 PM):
Did I tell you about these kids that were yelling out the window at us as we walked by their house?
Minister Erik: ĐΓָĿ±قĥτ² says: god dammit, this filthy godless jew wants me to restart says (1:08 PM):
No?
Shaahzaadeh says (1:09 PM):
Well then I just did.
Shaahzaadeh says (1:10 PM):
We were walking up and down a street looking for Jarret's house to get Brittney, and didn't know which house they were in exactly. And they wouldn't answer the phone.
Shaahzaadeh says (1:10 PM):
So we were standing around outside of what we thought was their house, and these girls having a little sleepover were yelling at us out of their window.
Shaahzaadeh says (1:11 PM):
Like "Losers!" and shit. We lol'd, and me and Kiefer went to ring the doorbell and tell their parents, or to just scare the fuckers. But their parents weren't home. :C

So we decided to go to Joe's Place, a local nightclub like thing for teens. We were going to use to computers to try and reach Jarret on MSN. So, we walked halfway across town, seeing a different Brittney on the way. We got to Joe's... walked past Joe's, stopped, and all lol'd at the fact that we didn't realize we went too far.

But then we remembered that they don't let you in while high, so we called Tara's mom, and she harassed Jarret until he told us that Brittney's mom had caught her smoking, and took her home. So we walked back to his house, got our stuff, and took a cab to Tara's.

After getting to Tara's, we... fuck I don't know. We smoked and Kiefer went home, and then we must've burnt out after that.

The next day it was cold and whatnot, and before Courtney had to go home, we wake and baked. We walked Courtney back across the bridge to her house, and then it was just me and Tara. We called Joseph, and he came with us. We called Chelsey, got her, and walked to the bus stop and went back to Tara's. Smoked, played Mario Kart, and lol'd at Joseph.

Chelsey had to leave around 4, so she left with Joseph, and me and Tara went to get Brittney. Her mom let her go with us for some reason, so that was cool. We went back to Tara's, smoked, and sat around. Then after Brittney's mom went somewhere, we went back to her house and she made veggie burritos. I didn't eat that shit, though. I ate probably 15 apples over the course of these 2-3 days, though.

So we went back to Tara's, called Joseph because he was going to come back again, and couldn't reach him. So we smoked, and Joseph, Kyle, Steven, and Jason like... walk into Tara's room. Kyle was going to take up to Joe's so we could find someone to buy a gram from.

We got all of these guys high, except for Jason. He didn't want to, so more for us. >:3

Then fucking Erik decided to call me, right then, and I was all "Lol, who is this? What the fuck?". They asked, I said "Erik", who is also the name of a dealer in the city, and every attacked me for the fucking phone. It's like, "NO HE'S IN ONTARIO FUCK OFF GUYS.".

Then we realized Jason was gone and had to find him. I don't know where they found him. ...Outside, maybe?
~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14963189/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14963189/ Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:11:50 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Tag at least three people whose characters you draw regularly!:
1. =zeeoutlandishone
2. ~zyne
3. =takniccals

Name one (or more) of each person's interests/kinks!:
1. Squids, Bentlys, wackass colours, faggotry, phishing 50 year old women for their life savings, not drugs.
2. Snakes, vore, faggotry, steampunk, fashion, vore, creatures.
3. Zombies, aliens, faggotry, trolls.

Now based on these criteria, draw a quick sketch for a new character for each person (and link here):
1. Will do.
2. Will do.
3. Will do.

Whoever is tagged has to also make a character for the one who tagged them, and pass it on if they please!
But guys, don't worry too much about the characters.

WHY THANK YOU JACKIE, HOW VERY CREATIVE. :3
Oh God this song makes me sad. :<



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14935175/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14935175/ Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:39:50 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

There was Russian here, but it's gone now.


OKAY. Anyone who wants to have a pchat doodletiem on Thursday, say something. We're doing a photoshop demo at school, and I'll take my tablet. Pchatting at school seems fun.

Most of my journal can be summed up here, [link]


And my Zant got here today! >:3
I have another less faggot looking Dream, but his hand keeps falling off. I thought it was poseable but wasn't, lolz. So he is in my drawer, thinking about what he's done. All of the accessories that came with Vash (red dude in the back) are lost. His stand, different hands, everything. Even his can of tomato soup! :<
I NEED MOAR FIGURES. A big Oni Link would be... balls. Total balls, man. I'd shit myself to get my hands on one of those.

WASTE OF MONEY, GO!




And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14820530/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14820530/ Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:04:27 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Mainly for myself so that I don't FORGET LOLS.

Tessla
(Also called Wheezy) THANK U EM FOR THE NAME ILU
My silly little 23 year old victorian punk. He is very much addicted to anything he can smoke. He still lives with his parents... a father who is a wackass inventor, and a mother who is quiet and easily pushed around. She's the reason he's still at home. His dad is dropping things on his own head so often, he hardly knows up from down; his son is 23 and still at home? Nonsense!

Tessla has a rather luxurious steam powered monowheel. As in, it works, and isn't pedal powered. His father helped him build it while he wasn't crazy. It even has some ivory detailings.

When he was 8 he fell on a piece of metal that his father had left lying around the house, puncturing his right lung. His father, feeling like an asshole, gave him a brand new spiffy brass one! This only brought about his asthma and caused many infections, but Wheezy is now glad that he kept it. A brass lung can't get cancer.

A hobby of his is seeing how many smokes he can have going before being asked wtf he's doing with like, 6 in his hands and 3 in his mouth. What a loser.


Grendel
No one has really seen what Grendel looks like yet! 'Cept for that shitty chalk thing.

Grendel is an obnoxious plant being. Probably an ancient demi-god, related to the Aztecs. He is like, 56238527350392 years old.
He can travel pretty much anywhere, all he needs to manifest himself is existing vegitation. If there were a tree on the moon, he could come and go as he pleases. Time is no object to him. If there was a tree before the big bang, he could go there. In contrast, he could also go far enough into the future that only one tree is left.

For some reason he has taken a liking to Tessla. He is nearly always with the walking cloud of smoke, when no one else is around, of course. When asked why, he says that he is "Utterly fascinated with that dreaded hairstyle!", which is balls and he knows it. He is an unlimited supply of "herbs" for Tessla to both use and sell. He'll also travel through time to find trinkets for Tessla, and sometimes even take him along.


Vonn
Yay albino faggot!

Vonn is a 15 year old albino who was UGLY AS ALL FUCK up until turning 13. Braces, acne, white mushroom cut, and bad posture. People avoided him like the plague, causing him to become a shy little bastid. Lucky for him, white hair is easy to dye, acne went away early (early puberty lol), and his braces were taken out at 14. Still has horrible posture.

He's the only child in a balanced, normal family. Well, he had a sister, but she died (car crash). And a brother, but he was found to be severly retarded and aborted. To make up for that, he has lots of cats. Not as many as the crazy Russian cat lady, but enough to trip you when you walk into his room.

His pride and joy is his walk-in closet. When he began to wear more than tshirts and sweatpants, his mom went all "You're like the 12 year old daughter I never had!" and took him to all sorts of faggot stores like Claires. The closet is full of colourful garments from high end boutiques, to gutters. Boas of every colour hang from the ceiling. And EVERYTHING has cat hair on it.

Vonn has a few friends, one being a local clown, Rita (loljackie<3). Sometimes he assists her with her acts at childrens parties. He also is good friends with the local metalhead. Said metalhead actually isn't a douche, so they get along. He's not really able to see Syd anymore, after an incident with the police. And he's on to what Altoid is up to.

His best friend, by far, is Viking Cat. The only cat of his who puts up with him dressing it up as a viking.





And that is all. I have more, but this is hueg enough as it is.

... ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14763273/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14763273/ Sun, 23 Sep 2007 19:07:47 PDT (temporarily out of service)
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Whoever made this deserves to have many nails slowly pushed into their eyes.

"The guide to Itachi cyber style:
^/o\^-LOL
^/_\^-Happy
O/_\O-Shock
O/_\o-Shifty Eyes
@/_\@-Confused
o/_\o;-Sweat Drop
>/_\<-Squee!
O/_\~-Wink
*/_\*-Sharingan
X/_\X-Dead
>/o\<-w00t!
>/3\<-Kissy
O/o\O-ZOMG!
T/_\T-Sad
=/_\=-Sleepy
@/A\@-ORO!?"


JUST WHAT THE FUCK, SERIOUSLY?! I hate you people! >:C




...ilu Beck <3



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14721892/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14721892/ Thu, 20 Sep 2007 22:01:53 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

So very materialistic.
I'm grinning like a total retard at my impulse purchase of this, [link]
DON'T LAUGH AT MY USERNAME. :< That account is old and has good feedback!
Getting my debit account to work with paypal was the best thing ever. It's great to think "Hmm, I wonder if they have anything like _____ on eBay?" out of curiosity, and have bought it 2 minutes later.


Fucking hell, I guess this makes me a Zant fangirl. Hmm.


Getting out of drawing fanart is hard. ONE GAME has inspired what I think is some of my better stuff, [link] [link]

And yesterday, I wandered around with a couple people after school for a bit. We dug up some of the grass in the football field to form a 3 foot high "LOL". And today, all the football kids were talking about it "i wunder hu put dat dere, man!".

Oh man, and Tuesday, upon being asked if I wanted to skip 3rd period and get baked, I was like "lolk". There are baseball dugouts in the playground right next to our school, so all you have to do is be invited and successfully get there.
Considering how much I skipped in 8th grade (to the point of going home to make a sandwich and coming back whenever I so felt the urge), I was thinking it'd be easy shit.

Well, first you have to get people to STOP FUCKING TALKING TO YOU. Harmony! No! Bad girl! I don't want to hear about your boyfriend at the moment. Weed and pizza! I know you'd understand, but then you'd also want to come. And Courtney, please tell me when you're going to follow me. Because if I had known you were going to let the vice principal see where I'm going, I'd have told you to FUCK OFF.

So the vice saw me leave, and followed. He was all "HAY THAR AREN, WHAR U GOIN ITS CLOZED CAMPUS U NO". I told him I was going to the store to buy tamponsLOLOLLOL;LLL, and he bought it. So cool, right? I'm off, and he didn't catch anyone else.
But Eric! This is NOT when you stick your head out of the dugout and yell "OHSHIT IT'S MR. MEYER EVERYONE RUN!"

Seeing 10+ stoned kids run across a huge field, trying to hide behind eachother was the best image ever. 'Specially seeing Brandan in action, screaming like a banshee and falling all over himself. I totally based Tessla (for you out of the loop sillies, [link]) on that kid, right down to the face and antics. Wonder if he'll ever know.


...Shiiit. They do look the same. Tessla just lacks razorburn'd sideburns and a small amount of herpes on the left corner of his mouth. NO ONE TELL BRANDAN HE'LL ASK ME OUT.


Lol that was long. ZANT. RIGHT. YES, I WANT MY ZANT HERE NAO.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14666525/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14666525/ Sun, 16 Sep 2007 21:34:41 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Text heavy, I think.

So I was mentioning how my dad was being all silly about buying me a car or something. A while back, he had said that when I wanted a car, I could get a job, make some money, and he'd double whatever I made, and it'd go towards sum wheelz.

Well, he's gone out and bought me a brand fucking new (2003 is new. If you don't think so, GTFO) black sports car.

That's just great! Although I CAN'T DRIVE yet. He's using this thing as an incentive to get a job, and get a license. The former I probably won't handle well while in school, and the latter not being something I'm anxious for at all. I like to walk places. When I acumulate enough for a video game, I like making a day out of walking across town to buy it.

It makes me feel like a spoiled little cunt to not be bouncing off the walls like everyone says I should. I also feel like shit, because he's trying to be an awesome dad. I suppose I should stop talking to him at all when he's been drinking, because he can't hear me it seems.


...actually, I really don't know how he's managed to think I want, or am ready for, the responsibility of a job and the maintenence of a car. And how many times have I said that I would kill someone for a cheap old station wagon that's nearly run into the ground? I don't want him to spend $10,000 on a car I'm afraid to drive!

Now the problem has arisen, where to store it. My mom's garage is full of a truck, car, and two Harleys. Not there. And we're NOT leaving it in the yard over the winter. I'd feel terrible to see it sitting outside all winter. We get vandals in the yard, too. So that's just not a good idea. (For those curious, my mom owns a 26 acre piece of land just within city limits. We get... all sorts down here on occasion.)

I guess I just don't know how to tell him I don't really want it now. It's not something as petty as not wanting this particular car, I suppose it's that he's spent too much for me to be comfortable with, and that I'm not ready for it.
...I still feel bad about not liking it, though. I can't seem to reason that out with myself, and it's really bugging me.


And school! Oh, school. I've gotten myself in the lovely mindset of "I don't fucking care about this.", and can't seem to shake it. I seem to have things on my mind a lot, and can't focus in class worth a shit. Lack of friends, moving, what to do after highschool, the car, comic ideas, ect. vs the 40+ elements I need to know, and fractions? Yeah. Exactly.

It's rather hard to go from having 15+ friends, to having... 2. And those are online. Like a lazy little basement dweller, I blame that on my mom. I'd have people to socialize with, if I were allowed to. To hang around main street with two people for the afternoon, she needs to first have a 'sit down' with them and their parents.
Well, thanks mom. I can really guarentee that's going to happen.
I could have gone to a fucking rave on Saturday! It was disguised as a school dance and everything. But, of course, my mom wanted to meet with everyone who was going to be there. At a school dance, complete with supervision and everything.

You can really only get to know someone so much through just sitting next to them at school.




Blah. Needed to get that shit out.
When I can LEAVE THIS FUCKING TOWN, things will get better. Or so I tell myself.

Man, time to read some Trigun. That shit takes my mind off of things like crazy!

... ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14576686/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14576686/ Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:47:08 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

"OMG TOMORROW IS SEPTEMBER 11TH AGAIN. AMERICAN PRIIIIIDDEEEE-!"

If this is you fuck off and die. End.



ohwait, if you've submitted pictures and I haven't commented yet, gimme a while, k? I has been sick and am trying to beat Twilight Princess. I had a nosebleed all over my nice shiney Gamecube controller already. :C



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14491141/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14491141/ Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:57:53 PDT
Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

I THINK I'M GETTING A GAMECUBE GUYS.
THAT MEANS I CAN PLAY MOAR ZELDA SHIT! YEEEAAAH BOI

Also, Jackie, ILU very much. Everyone go over here and send love and buy commissions and awesome fucking jewelry nao, =zeeoutlandishone.




I lol'd at a girl who got kicked out of home today. Am I a giant asshole for that, guys?
She was telling us about it during a break, about how her dad is a dick and whatnot. "So he was yelling at me for telling my sister's cousin's brother's dad's friend's mom something that he didn't want people to know! He was so mad you guys, oh my god, he threw my TV! He really just picked it up and threw it! I didn't know what to do, he was yelling at me and threatening m- HE BROKE MY TV GUYS LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ASSHOLE"
I spit water everywhere and tried to not lol at that, but failed. Shiiiit, not your TV dude!



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14353455/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14353455/ Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:37:53 PDT Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

I'mma get dreads on my birthday. So far, two people think I should, and six don't.
You know what, you six assholes? Fuck you. If you took the time to inform yourself, you'd know tha dreads are not made with poop and honey, dreads are not a dirty hairstyle, and that they're not only for blacks.
If you think I shouldn't get them for a valid reason, by all means, say it.

School again this week. If I'm still around by Friday, we'll know that I haven't killed myself, lulz.




Monowheels are hard to draw. Fucking Tessla and his alternative means of transportation.


MOAR
Hey guys, have a looksee over here for a possible lol, [link]
Is there a point in trying anymore?
*five minutes later*
Bawwww, hidden. :C



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14258944/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14258944/ Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:47:12 PDT Shaahzaadeh Octavius Wyndham, reporting!

Today I went treasure hunting_^*! And although it failed, I got to smash shit with a hammer.
I need cool antique shit to take apart, and a tool set. That way I am not pulling a BAM BAM and burning/smashing stuff.

I'm tired of always finding the same old green computer chip and nothing else! Boooorrrring!


_{* Treasure hunting= looking for neat mechanical stuff inside trinkets.}



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14220062/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14220062/ Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:39:47 PDT HEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEAD ERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHE ADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADER

Apparently not, says some retard on MSN.
So, I sent her Yakkity Sax and a Lustmord song. After asking if she felt the same while listening to both, my point was proved.

I'm really excited to go back to school and spend most of my day around people like this. Where are all the philosophical kids who listen to ambient and stare at walls? I know you exist.

_{Bumping angst off my page.}



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14184244/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14184244/ Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:31:28 PDT HEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEAD ERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHE ADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADER

ANGST ALERT LOOK OUT

Soooo...
My dad just called me.
And he was all 'upset parent'. Everyone knows what that is.
The "I want you to succeed, but your attitude is aweful!" arguement.

That isn't even what got me, but,
He said he bought me a car to give me on my 16th birthday. But he took it back because he thinks... I don't know. That I don't deserve it?

I don't know, I won't get pissed off because I might show him this.
But Dad, srsly.
You don't like me waking up at 1am. Please, please find me a teenager who doesn't do this. It's biological.

You don't like me being on the computer all day. But would you prefer me out roaming town with some kids in a car, driving like idiots? Please point out the people in Moose Jaw that would be a 'good influence' on me, while still being ejoyable company.
I'm often drawing while on the computer, so if you really support my art like you say you do, you wouldn't mind.

You don't like my attitude. Of course I don't like school. I hate nothing more than getting up at 7am to sit under flourescent lights, while still half asleep, to listen to a teacher tell the class to be quiet and do their math.

Everything else you mentioned, which is general laziness, I can fix. But I am not going to give up my online friends, I'm not changing my sleeping habits until I need to suit your liking, and I'm can't see myself liking school. I think I've said a million times that I enjoy highschool a little more, please don't overlook that.



What I think, is that that this is due to me telling him I really don't like his drinking habits. I also think he was drinking when he called.


...I can't fucking wait to move.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14092069/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/14092069/ Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:43:07 PDT HEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEAD ERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHE ADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADER

For your daily dose of lulz, ~BirdWanderer and ~Urd-chan.

Also, I seem to have the amazing ability to make glass pitchers explode by simply looking at them. Fucking iced tea EVERYWHERE man.
Is it normal to eat only a sandwich a day for a week and not be incredibly hungry? I'm getting a little worried.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13881657/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13881657/ Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:28:27 PDT HEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEAD ERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHE ADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADER

Pillaged from =zeeoutlandishone.

I don't usually do these tagging things, but featuring people is different, righ?


So, here's the deal. The first fifteen people who reply to this journal and tell me that they want a spot will have me go through their gallery and pick my three favorite deviations, which in turn will be featured in this journal.

The catch is that to qualify, you MUST post a similar journal, this gives us an opportunity to really appreciate and support this lovely artistic global community we've got going on here. Oh, and the pictures aren't ranked in any specific order.

1.

You know those overdone photos with little heart candies that every 14 year old seems to think is amazing? Yeah, this pwns all of those.


Tell me that these colours aren't perfect.


How could I not? This cat should be a legend.


2.

It's cute, amirite?


I love ducks! And this duck is awesome.


FUZZFUZZFUZZ


3.

Why is this in scraps? Seriously, most awesome character design ever.


Obligatory.


It's awesome because it looks like him!


4.

More super bright colours.

http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13853623/ Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:32:36 PDT HEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEAD ERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHE ADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADERHEADER

I can't remember if I mentioned the stilt people from the arts festival earlier this summer, but I found photos on flickr. They were adorable <3
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I don't usually post a lot of journals, deal with it.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13846938/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13846938/ Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:31:52 PDT [link]



In other news, it's too fucking hot here.



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13709900/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13709900/ Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:40:00 PDT
Hallo Shane. enjoy my page.


photos from the trip later. I don't feel like putting forth any effort right now.
although, I was attacked by a roller coaster. some piece of metal snapped off and smacked my friend in the arm, then me in the face. I has no battle scars, but she does. they didn't even appologize. >:C

planes suck. especially when some stupid faggot crotch spawn in front of you leans over the back of his chair and breathes in your face and DROOLS ALL OVER MY DRAWING OF ANACHRONAUT THAT KID CAN GET CANCER ON HIS FACE.

I poured hot tea on him when he turned back around for the lulz.

people in Nova Scotia aren't as nice as I was told. I bought a hat there, and within 5 minutes of wearing it, someone felt it was soon enough to call me a stoner. or at least infer it. >:C

but I did play Sonic for 5 consecutive hours at Jessica's house. tag teams on that game are fun. we didn't get to play Silent Hill though, I forgot it at my house. no watching of Borat, either! fuck me.

large example of bad english go!



And remember kids, "Necrophilia isn't a disease, a mental issue... It's just a sexual preferences."-~Caylin ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13585324/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13585324/ Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:38:36 PDT Aaaand in my face! /song
I am an incense junkie. It is in my face but smells too good to move away.

Wednesday I'm leaving for Nova Scotia to see Jessica! Lulz aplently when I get back, I'll do a day-by-day little blog thing with my camera. I found a record function on it.

I don't want to eat any lobster, though. They boil them alive! The poor things scream and everything. I'd feel too guilty. I'll go ghetto and order grilled cheese with milk at some upscale seafood place.

We have to be at the fucking airport by 5am. That is fucking gayass bullshits, right there. Fuck.


Oohhhhh we're going to play DDR and Silent Hill and Katamari and watch Borat and climb on Peggy's Cove and go to an amusement park and feed bears and sleep in motels and watch my dad crack like a crazy person in bad traffic! : D
Hopefully they have Arizona green tea in confectioneries there. [link] Best shit ever. At Wal*Mart today, buying a travel charger for my iPod, there was a huge crate of it. I promptly shit myself and grabbed like 10 cans.

My sunburn is at its itchy stage. :C

So, I will be back on Tuesday. I'll be on tomorrow right up until we leave. Like hell can I sleep. D:
...Maybe when I get back I can find my friend and she'll have sum marijuanas.
Not that I'd do it.



Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst
The Fresh Prince project! ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13422272/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13422272/ Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:40:59 PDT
Working on a new drawing, something decent. Also a portrait. (I love this dude waaaay too much,[link])
I think I'm going to make plushies over the summer. I love those things to death. But not the stupid 'chibi' bullshit, I like the lanky ones with button eyes and long arms and legs.

FAIR IN 2 DAYS OH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWD


...Dude, when those pictures are side by side, I messed his face up!
Fucking printer making the reference pretty much black. >:C

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst
The Fresh Prince project! ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13285193/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13285193/ Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:52:42 PDT
2 weeks of school left, pretty much. Awesome, ect.
The yearly fair/carnival is this month, too.

Come on everyone,

FUCK YEAH

The fair is the best thing ever. I don't care if it's pretty small, I can get free fudge and puke it back up onto other people while upside down in a thunderstorm. True story.
I was with Josh and Wade a few years ago, and Wade was pretty sick. He was going to puke, so Josh screamed "HE'S GONNA SPEEEEWWWW!!!!" and Wade puked all over some chick in all white. It was amazing.

You also get big fuzzy hats and blow up mallets. I can't wait. Going with Kiefer this year is going to be kickass.

I should enter their art contest for the first place spot. $5 is a pretty generous prize, amirite?



I've been playing Age of Mythology too much, too. Today some dude put a war elephant in the middle of a box formation of Priests, and started going "LOL DUMBO FOR SALE 500 GOLD ANYONE WANT HIM HE'S CHAMPION LEVEL LOL 500 GOLD, ANYONE?" and some retarded sent him 500 gold.

PROTIP: you can't give your units to another player.


Also, I had to hand in a practice resume for Health class. I couldn't find enough references, so I put Hal Turner as one. Our teacher is picking a reference at random to call, I fucking hope he calls Hal.

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst
The Fresh Prince project! ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13221362/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13221362/ Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:42:19 PDT
Unless I'm at school. Then I feel sick and can't wait for the last period, because Mr. Skoropad is basically the only reason I even bother to go anymore.

English= things I can do at home, and grammar so advanced I see absolutely no point in it.

Math= geometry. Fuck that.

Health= Career planning. Of course, our teacher assumes we're all getting regular jobs, and all the assignments have questions I can't answer, because I don't know the set salary of being a freelance artist.

Social= awesome. My current project is to draw Ra, make it xbox heug with the komputer, and stencil it onto his ceiling tiles. That little fucker is going to stand under it when it's done, and just beam. It's funny when he smiles. His eyes like... sink into his head. Total unintentional anime smile. "n_n", or whatever the fuck the kids are using.
Pictures will be taken.

lol just pissed of my mom.
Mom: "You think about going to bed soon."
"okay"
"You know what? I'm not talking to you anymore. I've had enough."
"...okay"
:{


I don't know. Ambition is low, good mood is totally gone.
Shit, I'm seeing my best friend for the first time in a year soon, and I'm not even that excited.

WHAT IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS?!

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst
The Fresh Prince project! ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13113802/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13113802/ Sun, 27 May 2007 14:46:27 PDT [link]


LOL,
Jessica; says (4:56 PM):
Yeah, I'm off the phone
Your Mom says (4:56 PM):
lol chatty
Jessica; says (4:56 PM):
My friend just got dumped bacically
Your Mom says (4:56 PM):
Ah
Jessica; says (4:56 PM):
It hit her hard
Jessica; says (4:56 PM):
LIKE A BRICK LOL
Your Mom says (4:57 PM):
LIKE A BRICK ON A STRING
Your Mom says (4:57 PM):
SWINGIN' AROUND
Your Mom says (4:57 PM):
WHAM
Your Mom says (4:57 PM):
LOL
Jessica; says (4:57 PM):
LOL
Jessica; says (4:57 PM):
LIKE A BRICK ON A STRING SWINGIN' AROUND AND HITTIN' PEOPLE
Jessica; says (4:57 PM):
WHAM WHAM WHAM
Jessica; says (4:57 PM):
LOL
Your Mom says (4:58 PM):
LOL BREAK UP BRICK HIT U IN DA FACE
Jessica; says (4:58 PM):
LOL IT SWINGS AROUND AND HIT U IN DA FACE
Your Mom says (4:58 PM):
AND IT GOES WHAM LOLOLLLOL
Jessica; says (4:58 PM):
ahahahha!!!
Jessica; says (4:58 PM):
That amused me
Your Mom says (4:59 PM):
Yeah

THIS IS HOW MSN SHOULD BE.

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst
The Fresh Prince project! ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13106565/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/13106565/ Sat, 26 May 2007 21:54:47 PDT


BUILD A TIM HORTONS ON SOUTH HILL, SOMEONE PLEASE.
Someone also, invent ankle socks with enough ankle to prevent blisters.

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst
The Fresh Prince project! ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12983185/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12983185/ Wed, 16 May 2007 21:00:18 PDT ( disregard the fact that she seems retarded on MSN, most people do. :< )

~Harmzicle~//omg mealing dogs says:
awww do u do self potraite

Your Mom says:
Not really

Your Mom says:
Portraits are boring, unless the subject is awesome.

~Harmzicle~//omg mealing dogs says:
do u think u could for me so i can have hang it on my wall i am redecorating my room and i want somthin that represents me

~Harmzicle~//omg mealing dogs says:
i will pay u

Your Mom says:
Maybe

~Harmzicle~//omg mealing dogs says:
2morow

Your Mom says:
Don't take it the wrong way if I don't; I've never done a portrait for anyone.

Your Mom says:
Not tomorrow.

~Harmzicle~//omg mealing dogs says:
ur the best drawer and i want something specail

~Harmzicle~//omg mealing dogs says:
im redecarating please 2morow

Your Mom says:
:\

~Harmzicle~//omg mealing dogs//please erin peaz// says:
please



I told her I'd do a quickie on the computer, and she said 'so how do u do it hats cheating photo shop u cant draw on that '


FBADKGFASDBASKLG

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst
The Fresh Prince project! ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12939980/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12939980/ Sun, 13 May 2007 09:50:04 PDT

The daggertail took me 3 hours, so far. Too long. :<
KEEP GOING
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[]lol


Also, my grandma is moving in with us for like a month now. 'Cause my mom is busy working and I'm pretty much useless around the house. And in general.
So apparently, EVERYTHING I say, watch, draw, and listen to around her has to be politically correct.

But that's gay, so I'mma watch Venture Brothers and South Park when she gets here. :3

And you know, draw tits and gory Silent Hill shit.

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12846466/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12846466/ Fri, 04 May 2007 23:23:30 PDT I says I should. Moose Jaw needs some awesome stenciled shit on buildings. All we have currently are dongs and 'FUCK THE POLICE'.

I have also been told by a couple school counsellors that I am antisocial.
Well FGSFDSSDSAG TO YOU GUYS. I have friends.






They're just... at a different school and stuff. And you know, I've been offered drugs, alcohol, and food at this school, I must be doing something right.


Also, is it really so wrong that I even dare speak of natural selection during a discussion of retarded people in society? Really, mom, I don't think it's sick and wrong to let something take it's course. And HOW is aborting a retarded baby an injustice?
LOLOLLLOLOOL LOOK THE FUCK OUT I'LL SAY RETARDED AS I PLEASE, 'DIFFERENTLY ABLED' IS SUGAR COATING.

My mouth tastes like popcorn aftertaste. :C


EDIT
Dude, my stomach just yelled at me. Seriously. I stretched, and it was like 'fffffffffffffffffffffff'.
Not quite, but above a growl. D: PARASITE PARASITE PARASITE

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12674803/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12674803/ Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:45:16 PDT
I need to make room on my walls, this poster is a fucking mammoth,
Yeah those cupboards are hot, amirite?

But seriously. Any program that lets be blow an image up to fill 25 sheets of paper without looking like a total piece of shit, ROCKS.

An' lookit that silly little Morpheus stuck by the sink there. I have no idea where to put him.

BUT, as soon as my dad buys moar ink cartridges, I'll be able to finish printing my 42 page Monarch poster. Dude it's gonna be hot shit.


Also, avatar change. Anyone who wants to jump on a Venture Brothers bandwagon, just name a character and I'll see if I can make a nice looping avatar for you.
Valid only for awesome people, and only on weekends or when I feel like it. (Read: be prepared to wait.)

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12561556/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12561556/ Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:55:32 PDT
Anyways, for the past few days I've been really jumpy. I rented Jacob's Ladder, hearing it was one of the influences for Silent Hill. Jesus fuck I need to stop watching these things in the dark. Great movie, but man... the "Let's take some X-rays" scene is in my head forever now. :<

Last night I stood out in our east field in a blizzard, shining a flashlight on a porcupine for 15 minutes, while my mom called the exterminator dude from the house. The coyotes across the creek started howling and I was like IWANTTOSLEEPNOWFUCKFUCKFUCK.

And tonight, my mom was walking Zane about 15 minutes from home in the hiking trails. She called, was all panicked and said that she was running and was being chased by coyotes. So I had to go out into the trails by my fucking self with a ski pole to meet up with her.

On top of this shit, a breaker in the house feels like being a cocksucker and flipping every few hours.


So, in conclusion, moar Trailer Park Boys and less scary shit.

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12499582/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12499582/ Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:06:03 PDT
Deviantart's male stock section is full of lolpagan faggots and traps. All I want is a picture of a guy looking up with lighting coming from below. All I can find are guys with fake blood all over their face and nipples, scene kids, and Naruto sketches.

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12326089/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12326089/ Sun, 25 Mar 2007 16:59:48 PDT I can't draw toes. :<
Not related: MSpaint has a shitty resizing tool.

Also, cocks.

Vote for the Worst ]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12191820/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12191820/ Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:53:41 PDT It wont log me on to anything educational, so I get to browse dA and whatnot while my teacher trys to fix things.
This is great.

I just wish I could go on 4chan. She hasn't put blocks on anything. But seeing as I'm logged on as her, I'm not leaving 4chan in this computers history. D:

ALSO, laptop keyboards suck big dongs.

Also, cocks.
]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12072830/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12072830/ Mon, 05 Mar 2007 19:12:47 PST FUCK YOU WITH ALL YOUR SNIPERS AND IMPOSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE GOALS AND MISSIONS.
FUCK YOUR STUPID DG SOLDIERS WHO KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO POSITION THEMSELVES SO THAT I CAN'T SHOOT THEM BEFORE ENTERING A ROOM AND GETTING FUCKING SHOT.
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL BAD EVERY FUCKING TIME VINCENT DIES DUE TO ME BEING A FUCKING TERRIBLE PLAYER.
AND FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ABLE TO CARRY ONLY TWO FUCKING PHOENIX DOWNS

AND MOM OR KELLY, IF YOU READ THIS DON'T FUCKING BOTHER ME ABOUT THE USE OF THE WORD FUCK. I WANT TO GET ALL THE G FILES AND FINISH THIS FUCKING GAME AGAIN TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THE ALTERNATE ENDING BECAUSE YOUTUBE ISN'T FUCKING WORKING. WHO CARES IF I SLEEP THROUGH SCHOOL, WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT ROMEO THE RAGING HOMOSEXUAL AND JULIET AND THE FUCKING PENIS.

Anyways, this is a good game. I recommend it.

Also, cocks.
]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12005817/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/12005817/ Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:53:09 PST
1.Until now, which character do you draw most?
O lawd. Probably Pyramid Head. Most of the doodles suck dinks, though. No one will EVER SEE THEM.

2.Which colors do you use most?
Red?

3.Color which are not good at?
Black. No matter what texture I'm trying to achieve, if it's black it'll look like pleather.

4.Which part do you start drawing in drawing a character?
Lately, I've started with the legs. Usually I start with the head shape, though, because legs are a stupid place to start.

5.Which character do you extremely love?
Vonn. I don't draw him much because I'm not sure what kind of pants he's going to wear. :3

6.What is your longest time do you take in work?
...Hmm.
Maybe a month at most?
Not all consecutive, of course. I don't count consecutive hours.

7.If you want drawing easier, which way will you use?
Just pencil. My inking fails. :<

8.What is your feeling of the person’s picture who gives this survey to you?
Their gallery looks like happy happy joy mixed with rainbows and PUNX.

9.Which drawing materials do you excel at?
Coloured pencils.

10.Oppositely, your drawing material which you don’t except at is
painting. I suck shit at it.

11.What is your opinion of your works?
I need to get paid for this shit.

12.Do you using magazines as reference?
Nah. I use google, if anything.

13.Which part of your work do you like?
The colouring.

14.Do you have any habits when you are drawing?
I go over lines that I like over and over. I also pick at my nails and hands alot.

15.Do you good at drawing right side of face?
PROFILES IS EASY I LIEK ITS.

16.What is your drawing frequency?
Usually every day. Unless I want to feel totally non-productive.

17.What thing will you do if you are blocked?
Play videogames, go on 4chan.

18.Do you draw unnecessary thing in picture?
Nope. This is why I never draw backgrounds, they's unnecessary.

19.Will you confuse the structural lines of picture if there are too many lines?
Oh yes. Then I'll come back to the same picture and be all 'WTF IS THIS?'

20.Please give opinion of your drawing style.
NEEDS MOAR COWBELL.
But srsly, every hint of animu needs to be out of my style for total satisfaction.

21.What is your next goal?
Actually finish a picture.

22.Which artists do affect you?
None. Srs.

23.Favorite artists?
I don't really have favorite artists, but favorite pictures. And I can't remember who did them, so fgsfds.

24.Animal and human. Which one is easier to draw?
Human.

25.Please introduce one of your original comic titles.
LOL I HAVE NONE.
It's a cookin', though. I'll probably rip it from a song title, once I find one that's fitting.

26.Please show your early work.
Oh god please no. I think I destroyed it all, anyway.

27.What is your charm(s) of your work?
People are afraid of me, so they like it to make me happy.

28.If you mention fantasy, what kind of creature is drawn first?
PROBABLY SOME FAGGOT WITH WINGS OR SUMTHIN.

29.Please briefly draw your most favorite character.
YOU ASSHOLE MAKING ME EXERT MYSELF FUCK


30.Which sex do you often conceive character?
Male

31.What did you draw yesterday?
Probably some fanart.

32.Which part do you draw is most enjoyable?
legs. Shapely legs, that is. No fat gross things.

33.Which part do you see first in other’s work?
Hands and faces.

34.Do you use the “lazy” way to draw background?
I don't even draw them at all, so probably.

35.What is your favorite color pairing(s)?
Green, yellow, and pink.

36.What character do you draw recently?
PH (lol 1 minute ago.)

37.Can you change your drawing style easily?
Yes. From realism, to semi-realism, to cartoon.

38.During drawing, which part is the most detailed and appreciated?
Probably the face and small deatails.

39.Please post one question of drawing.
Why does it take so long to get good?

40.The person (people) you want to give this survey:
http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11965903/ Sun, 25 Feb 2007 19:00:18 PST I got a sword from my cousin. He made it with his hands and pure awesome.

Pics when I'm not tired.

Also, cocks.
]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11889273/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11889273/ Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:12:08 PST Besides lipchap, I can't find mine. :<

I haven't written a journalshit for a while, and I haven't submitted anything for a while. Eh. I've been starting drawings, getting very close to finishing them, then starting on something else. Like Ryuk , here.
Also like Vash .
I'll probably never finish either of those, as I have a drawing of Syd I've started for =zyne, and I want to draw this guy, too. :3

I would like to complain about some of the fucking artwork on this site, too. LOOK GUYS, WHEN I FUCKING SEARCH PRINCE OF PERSIA, I DON'T WANT OFFICIAL ARTWORK. I USE GOOGLE FOR THAT. I ALSO DON'T WANT YOU FUCKERS PUTTING THINGS IN THE WRONG CATEGORY. AND I REALLY DON'T WANT SHITTY DRAWINGS OF THE PRINCE GETTING LICKED BY HIS FUCKING ALTER EGO. STOP POSTING THIS SHIT.
But really I'm just bitter because everything looks distorted on this stupid monitor.

oh hay anyone else seen GhostRider yet? It was a giant cheese fest, but surprisingly didn't suck. I'm waiting for someone to be all like 'IT'S NOT CHRISTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!', like some people were with Silent Hill.

I downloaded mass amounts of Trigun manga yesterday, and gosh. Why did I ever EVER stop reading that shit? And whoever disses Nightow's artwork is fucking retarded. I think it's pretty. :3

And blah blah I'm going to my Grandma's house for a while again. I have this week off, so we're going to visit her. Fucking yay, my cousins are all in school and as she has no computer, I'm going to miss some 4chan raiding goodness. _{I think they're raiding the 4kids forums on Saturday. I wanted to help. :<}

K DONE. I WANT LIPCHAP.

Also, cocks.
]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11688717/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11688717/ Sun, 04 Feb 2007 19:02:37 PST It was a few seconds of OHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD I DON'T WANT A HIGH SCHOOL RELATIONSHIP UNLESS IT'S WITH A /B/TARD OR SOME AWESOME GUY OR AN AWESOME /B/TARD BECAUSE PEOPLE GET STUPID AND DRAMA BEGINS AND I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE DRAMA FUCK I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THIS GUY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
_{Dating an Anonymous would be great. We'd have over 9000 things in common, most likely.}

So I told him no and now I feel really bad.

Fucking kids and their pointless relationships. I don't understand it at all. Unless you both totally fall for eachother and make great friends first, what's the point? Seriously, I've known him for like... a week and he wants to date.
Bah. He wore all black today. Insta-turn off. :\

Also, I think I have pinkeye again. And a cold. I'm kicking you in the fayce tomorrow, Garret. Stay at home when you're fucking sick.

Done.


Wait, I'm not done. >:C
Why are there no awesome kids in my school? Well, of the opposite sex atleast. I'd like a boyfriend, or atleast a guyfriend that looked/acted like a total faggot. Most of the grade 9's here are homophobes. All of the guys wear black, and try to act badass all the time. They all call MSI a fag-band. When one guy in my Cosmetology class got his nails done pink as a joke, he got teased into oblivion. (Of course, I don't want to hang around him. He's scary and smokes alot. I'd have an asthma attack and die, or something.)

GUYS, COLOUR WON'T KILL YOU.


Also, I wish my dad would stop smoking in the house when Í'm fucking sick. I don't have my inhaler with me. I'll probably get my cough again, and then he'll be all 'Oh I can't do anything right, can I?!

Fucking parents that hate eachother.


K I THINK I'M DONE. :>

Also, cocks.
]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11507977/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11507977/ Sat, 20 Jan 2007 16:40:31 PST

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
Uberwagon- Tubring
IMMA RIDIN IN THE UBERWAGON


Will you get far in life?
Highway Song- System of a Down
Yeah sure.

How do your friends see you?
Fucking in Heaven- Fatboy Slim
Ha ha, this doesn't match me at all.

Will you get married?
I Could Never Fall in Love With You- Tubring
Doesn't look like it. Thanks Windows Media Player.

What is your best friend's theme song?
Role Models- Retard-O-Bot
This fits. :3

What is the story of your life?
The Becoming- Nine Inch Nails
Well this sucks. No NIN song would be the story of my life. >:[

What was high school like?
Swiss Cheese- Retard-O-Bot
MAH HIGH SKOO IS FULLA SHIT, AMIRITE?

How can you get ahead in life?
Poets- The Tragically Hip
By swimming. '...that'll make it by swimmin'

What is the best thing about your friends?
School- Supertramp
Hmm. Don't know what to make of this.

What is in store for this weekend?
Swayze- The Left Rights
Stupid, pointless things.

To describe your grandparents?
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me- TISM
...
Well, they're old. Of course they've had more than other people...

How is your life going?
Dr. Online- Zeromancer
I thought it was going good. But I guess it's now the beginning of the end and I'm going to call a suicide hotline. whateva


What song will they play at your funeral?
Mark David Chapman- Mindless Self Indulgence
FUCKING ACE, I CAN OFFEND PEOPLE AT MY FUNERAL

How does the world see you?
Long Way Home- Supertramp
'There are times when you think you're part of the scenery; oh the greenery...'
Well, not really.

Will you have a happy life?
Parkinlot- The Left Rights
Maybe if I jump off a roof onto a parking lot.

What do your friends really think of you?
Whipstickagostop- Mindless Self Indulgence
...

Do people secretly lust after you?
Been Caught Wankin'- TISM
Looks like.

How can I make myself happy?
Violent Pornography- System of a Down
Oh wow. BUT GURO SCARES ME. :<

What should you do with your life?
Apple Country- Mindless Self Indulgence
Move to an apple farm?

Will you ever have children?
Every Day is Halloween- Ministry
Someone figure this out for me.

What song would you strip to?
The Logical Song- Supertramp
Seeing as how I would probably never be a stripper, the awkwardness of stripping to this song doesn't matter. :3

Tagging one person.
GET FUCKING TO IT.


So yesterday I went to Chapters and bought 3 volumes of Death Note. (I was looking for Hellsing, but the volumes they had were ones I had, too :<...)
Waste of money? Good use of money?
I liked it a lot up until the end of volume 3. Misa can die in a hole, fucking douche.

Also, cocks.
http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11463978/ Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:04:47 PST
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Oh man, look what I just found.
[link]
/i/ seriously does good pranks.

The KFC ones are gold. <3

Also, cocks.
]]> ~Kazzra-Chan http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11331619/ http://Kazzra-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/11331619/ Sat, 06 Jan 2007 00:07:44 PST
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I haven't updated my journal in a while, it seems.

Recently, I've been in LOLHELLSING mode.
Reading lots of The Dawn on here,
[link]
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_{Girlycard is the best thing ever.}

Tomorrow it's off to the video game trade-in place, I'm looking for SH3. Maybe SH4 or the original, too.
SH2 just doesn't scare me anymore. :< Surround speakers+dark room+being alone=/= what it used to.

ALSO, I don't want to go back to school. Shitty home ec. teacher is shitty.
I AM NOT ALLOWED TO USE CONTRASTING THREAD ON MY PROJECT BECAUSE YOU 'FEEL IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE'?
Also, she is reccomending me not to use pink and green together, as they don't 'compliment' eachother.
Let's google a colour wheel, shall we?


Also tomorrow, I'm hitting the thrift store. It has never failed me yet. Seriously, neon yellow scarf + matching belt? For $5? :D Beats the fuck out of overpriced specialty stores.

Ohohoh, I ordered a tablet. This will do me no good artistically, but they look neat.

Also, cocks.
]]> ~Kazzra-Chan