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joygasm

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:56:45 PDT

i just realized that i had never heard Itachi-sama's voice before, dub or otherwise
so i just had to listen to it

his voice is like warm butter no matter which way

joy

Bitch Please

=Keiko-cha — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:05:56 PDT

TWITTER | MYSPACE | YOUTUBE

when i got home from work today, my roommate was up waiting for me like

"you cooked my greens. you didn't ask me and you just left them on the stove... from now on don't eat what i by and i won't eat what you by. ok

i was like ok but i was thinking

what about all the times when you were broke and you and your kid was eating up all the food i paid for without asking... when i spent my hard earned money on food and you were blowing your checks away on trips to the salon and going to nyc and shit

but its ok
i put a lock on my door and i think thats why she's pissed at me. cause now she cant get into my room and use my shit while i'm at work or school.

i one uped u bitch

i don't give a damn

AX09 Day Four

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:16:08 PDT

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Today... Well, Yesterday I Spotted Jet Li coming though my Metal Detector

He's alot shorter in person

The King of Pop Is DEAD!!!!

=Keiko-cha — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:31:13 PDT

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Noooooooooooo!! Why Michael Why.....
Future Generations need your music

but seriously
I was sleeping and my friend Quiyamah woke me us and told me and i was like
NUuuuuuuu....
But then i turned on my TV
God... I loved his music.... his face scared me but i loved his music
Sad Now

Fairfax High's Prom Queen is a GUY!!!!

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 31 May 2009 03:27:37 PDT

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My alma malter Fairfax High has named Sergio Garcia an openly gay GUY prom queen
found here [link]age=1

my first reaction was
SERGIO SERGIO
omg FTW!!!
Yea

but i'm not gonna tell my grandparents, they'd freak... espically my grandma

but woot Fairfax High

Hello Kitty Says Goodbye

=Keiko-cha — Sat, 23 May 2009 03:19:21 PDT

STARS I'VE SEEN AT WORK

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:40:52 PDT

STARS IÂVE SEEN AT WORK ^^

1. Patrick Neil Harris

2. Keysha Cole

3. Linsay Lohan

4. Orlando Bloom

5. Billy Ray Cyrus

6. Hannah Montana

7. Kelly Perine

8. Manny Pacquiao

Mr. Severus Snape

=Keiko-cha — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:55:19 PDT

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...

Mrs. Snape

You like a guy of loyalty and intelligence and don't really mind if he comes across as a bit harsh. Or a bit bastardy. Or if he happens to terrify every child who crosses his path. The point is that under that rough exterior lies...well, a rough interior. But under that is a soft, squishy center and you don't mind at all that you're the only person in the world who gets to see it.

(Fanart by Grant Gould GrantGould.com Used with permission.)

Take The Harry Potter Husband Test atHelloQuizzy

montana sighting

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:51:50 PDT

Myspace HERE | Fanfiction | Youtube

I saw hannah montana and billy ray at my job at the airport yesterday. i dunno where she was going but i waved to her dad and he waved back. squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Devious Journal Entry

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:05:43 PDT

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
the only one i can remember is vera johnson ~Vangeles mom

2. What body part do you hate?
My thighs. Gotta get those fuckers in shape

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
my martial art teacher

4. What was the last gift you received, and who was it from?
candy from ~Crzy4katz mom

5. What body part do you wash first?
my boobs

6.Do you have any piercings and how many?
Just one set of ear piercings

8. Is your driveway steep?
what driveway

9. What's your favorite flavored condom?
Never tried any. Cherry possibly

10. Have you ever been tied up?
No,...not yet?

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
Eh, probably for getting a bad grade

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No.

14. How many times have you been cursed at?
Plenty of times, I'm sure o_O

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Right, I think

16. How old are you?
20

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No ;-;

18. Friends with benefits?
Fuck no.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
uh... anime

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Severus Snape

23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
not about me but with my name

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again which would you choose?
Bed sheets

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
hee hee hee

26. What was your childhood nickname?
Aisha-may

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
trying to learn to play gutiar hero

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
maybe

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
i dont drive

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
No o_o but my niece has

31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookie?
Dip 'em in milk till nice and soggy, mmm

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
Masturbate?

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
No idea; I don't drink

37. Why are you doing this survey?
idunno

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Is a fear of public speaking strange?

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
A straw maybe, by accident

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Don't think I've ever been to a bar

45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
No ^_^;

46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
I've...never been on a date XD

47. Have you ever played twister?
unfortunatly

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter then your date?
Heh, no

50. How many Bryce's do you know?
None

Letter to you

=Keiko-cha — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:56:46 PST

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get...

The 100 pics thing

=Keiko-cha — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:16:37 PST

I know i said i'd do it in 2006 but for my new years resolution i'm really gonna do it...

so here's the list again

THE LIST............................
1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic [link]
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me? [link]
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

Full Metal... Wha

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:04:25 PST

I find myself reading the manga version of full metal alchemist.
I'll admit i've only watched the anime before, and saw the movie of course. But now as i'm reading it...

THE MANGAS way MORE TWISTED THEN THE ANIME.....!!!

i find my self saying "wha.... but i thought... but.... WAAAAHHHHH!! my brain hurts. This shit is way twisted..."

but i like it
most of the time i make it a point to read the manga befor teh anime but now... woooo!

OMGWTFBBQ

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:04:03 PDT

As you might have known, if you did not you know now, i have a new job.

I work at the airport as a TSO

Just as i was about to end my shift today i see a guy walking threw the checkpoint and my first thought was

"OMG ITACHI... lol," and "Damn i wish i had my cell phone"

I sweare to god he looked like itachi

he had the straw hat and the ponytail and every thing. he was even wearing a long black jacket.

the guy next to me said "you get all kinda weirdos at the airport"

i would have said something to him but he wasn't going my way

The Harry Potter Who Married Who

=Keiko-cha — Sat, 31 May 2008 01:36:33 PDT

I don't think nevilles on there but whatev...

Devious Journal Entry

=Keiko-cha — Tue, 20 May 2008 01:04:16 PDT

The new kiriban is 4000
note me with the screenshot and what you want me to draw

OMG

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 18 May 2008 00:51:47 PDT

friend sent me an email
said go see goatse.cx
me, like a dumbass goes

*page is loading*...

*page loads*

OMG

O.O

*screams*

the image...
it burns....

*proceeds to wash eyes*

Oh noes

=Keiko-cha — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:26:46 PDT

*at the movies with grandparents to see 10000 bc.*
*previews*
*watches trailer*
Me: *sees dc comics logo* omg i hope its not another batman movie *flashes to batman* god damn it
Grandma: Language Ameerah
Me: I'm not Ameerah
Grandma: Ooops...
Me: *sigh*

Devious Journal Entry

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:07:09 PST

stole from

Naruto
[ ] You're stubborn.
[x] You like ramen.
[x] Are foxes your favorite animal?
[x] You're afraid of ghosts.
[x] You're jealous of your best friend.
[x] Are you a hands-on kind of person?
[x] Do you have a crush on someone, who isn't interested in you?
[x] You want people to respect you.
[x] You never give up.
[x] Are you tan?
[ ] Were you born on the 10th of October? damn... 2 days off
Total: 9

Sasuke
[x] You don't care about other people or their opinions.
[ ] Are you left handed?
[x] You prefer being alone.
[ ] Are you cold, cruel or withdrawn?
[x] Are you talented?
[x]Have you had to work on your social skills?
[x] Do you practice your skills?
[ ] Do you have a motive in your life that you live for?
[x] Do you feel like you're cursed?
[ ] Were you born on the 23rd of July?
Total: 6

Sakura
[ ] You like the color pink. (after yellow, of course)
[x] Do you feel like something inside of you is ordering you?
[x] You and your friends have a crush on the same person. (once)
[x] You're smart.
[ ] You have a five-finger forehead. )
[ ] You usually repress your emotions.
[x] You insult people just to annoy them.
[x] You're aiming for a medical career. (once, before I know nothing about design graphic)
[ ] You grew long hair because of your crush.
[ ] Were you born on the 28th of March?
Total: 5

Kakashi
[x] You read romance novels.
[ ] You like to spend time in the fields.
[ ] Have you separated from some group?
[x] Is your personality hard to describe?
[x] Are you often late?
[ ] Do you like to use something that covers your mouth?
[ ] Do you use the sayings: "A black cat crossed my path..." or "I fell into a sewer..."?
[ ] Is one of your eyes a different color from your other one?
[ ] You only have one hobby.
[ ] Were you born on the 15th of September?
Total: 3

Itachi
[x] You like red and black.
[x] You wear purple nail polish.
[x] You paint your toenails.
[ ] You've been the leader in a group.
[ ] You're a lot more advanced than others in your age class.
[x] You're unforgiving at times.
[x] You judge people.
[x] You hang out with a certain crowd.
[x] You have a little brother.
[x] You dress in overly long clothes.
Total: 7

Gaara:
[x] You like sand.
[x] You couldn't care less.
[x] You're alone a lot of the time.
[ ] You've made some sort of a symbol of love on your skin.
[ ] Your name means death in Japanese.
[ ] You have one reason to live.
[] Your life has had a significant turn.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] Is you birthday on the 19th of January?
Total: 3

Lee
[x] You believe in hard work.
[ ] You're decisive.
[x] You have large eyes.
[x] You're a unique person.
[x] You've seriously decided to do something.
[x] You have a huge crush on someone.
[x] You have a person who you share a warm relationship with.
[ ] You have a black bowl-cut.
[ ] You've been in an accident where you were had little chance to survive.
[ ] You like green.
Total: 6

Jiraiya
[ ] You write and sell romance novels.
[x] Are you a pervert?
[ ] Do you like alcohol?
[ ] You're somewhat famous.
[ ] You have long/white hair.
[ ] Do you spy on people for some reason?
[ ] You're specialized in some field.
[ ] You're over 20.
[x] You're in some way great.
[ ] Do you have an ambiguous way of thinking?
Total: 2

Orochimaru
[ ] Are you pale?
[x] Do you like snakes?
[ ] Is one of your hobbies fencing?
[ ] Are you strong?
[ ] Are you sadistic, power-hungry and egoistic by nature?
[ ] Do you use people as pawns?
[x] Do you have a dream?
[ ] You don't feel empathy for other people.
[x] Do you lust for someone else's body?
[ ] Are you over 20?
Total:3

Tsunade
[ ] Do you like to play gambling games?
[ ] Do you like snails?
[ ] Do you have a pig/pigs at home?
[ ] Are you afraid of blood?
[ ] Do you have an object that you believe brings bad luck?
[ ] You're in the medical field.
[ ] You're dependent on something.
[ ] You're a blond.
[ ] Do you use rejuvenation creams?
[ ] Are you over 20?
Total: 0

Shikamaru
[x] Are you lazy?
[x] Are you inte...

Quotes

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:46:33 PST

Meh Favorite Quotes
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Harry knew he had to move. Channeling every bit of hate that consumed him he kicked up at Draco and struck a blow that gave reason to doubt for the future proliferation of the Malfoy bloodline.

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Thirty minutes and several chocolate bars later, Remus had managed to calm Sirius down to the point where he wasn't going to attack Severus.

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Less than three minutes later, May Black was left to sit on the carpeted floor of the apartment that she and Harry shared, a fork clutched tightly in one of her bony hands and her breath forced and ragged...Harry Potter was a little calmer in his demeanor, though not by much. He'd taken to pacing back and forth in front of her as she struggled to calm herself... Eventually he sighed, coming to a half and looking down at her with tired green eyes.
'You just had to lunge at him like that, didn't you?"
"Don't pretend like you didn't want to," was her curt reply. Harry rolled his eyes and continued pacing, his steps slower than before.
"Yeah, well, at least I had the sense to not throw myself across the table and try to stab him with a fork, now didn't I?"
"You wouldn't have had to. There wasn't a table between you and the door, anyway. And you didn't even have a fork. Speaking of which... should I give this back, or something?" She regarded the eating utensil in her hand with indifference.
"No, by all means, keep it as a trophy in which to commemorate your moment of rage," muttered Harry sarcastically.
"Don't think I won't," she responded coolly. "I'll make it into a victory necklace."
****
"This isn't funny," said Peter timidly. "A girl I don't even know just tried to attack me with a fork! That's not- hey, stop laughing, Sirius!"

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"Not now of course idiot, like, whenever!" Ron replied waving a hand to illustrate inconsequence of the almost-proposal. "Not like it's such a big deal, we're already bonded. I just wanted to point out my distinct lack of desire to share a last name with that disgusting woman." He added, and his partner looked relieved.

"You know, I didn't notice until now, but Draco's really had a positive influence on Ron's vocabulary." Harry said in an aside to Severus, who simply laughed quietly.

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"I still like the name Potter's army."

Harry groaned for the third time at the dinner table, rolling his eyes once more while Hermione just silently chuckled to herself. The group was currently eating after another hard day of work, Harry and Hermione at the head of the table, Luna and Ron at the other end, and the other three situated around the sides. Ron shook his head and stared at Luna, who had her usual blank stare on her face.

"Luna dear, I love you to pieces, but sometimes you can just be mental." Ron took a sip of butterbeer before continuing, "Potter's army sounds like a bunch of militant herbologists...no offense Neville."

"None taken,' Neville said with a cheery grin on his face. His gaze moved slightly towards Ginny, then back to his plate. Harry noticed the lingering moment, but said nothing.

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I do know that there is a connection between us, mostly because it was your blood that helped give me this spiffy new body (sorry about that by the way)- Lord Voldemort

------

She was busy searching through one of the drawers, looking for a fresh one, when the faint sound of running water finally filtered into her consciousness. Harry was obviously still busy with his shower, undoubtedly trying to wash away his troubles before the day began.

And Luna had said she was going for a shower...

"GAH! LUNA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" came a panicked shout from the bathroom. It was muffled, but clearly Harry's voice, which was enough to confirm where Hermione's train of thought had been leading. "I'M IN THE SHOWER!"

"I know," Luna's voice replied, rather loudly, "Do you mind if I join you? I'll scrub your back if you like."

Hermione froze in place as the realization of exactly what was happening hit her. The next instant she bolted out of the bedroom and made a wild dash towards the bathroom next door.

"What's going on?" she heard a bleary and only half awake Neville ask. "Death Eaters attacking?"

"No," replied Ron, who was regarding the bathroom with a broad and somewhat lecherous grin. "It's just Luna trying to jump Harry in the shower."

"Oh, okay," Neville accepted. He was just about to drop his head down and go back to sleep when Ron's words sunk in properly. He was suddenly wild awake and jolted up to ask, "What!"

To her relief, Hermione found that the door to the bathroom was not locked. Muttering a brief thanks to whatever gods were...

Maturity

=Keiko-cha — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:06:37 PST

IMMATURITY TEST PLZ 8D

[ ] You have eaten fish food.
[ ] You have eaten dog food.
[ ] You have eaten cat food.
[x] You have run into a glass door. ((More than once, and even on the same day))
[ ] You have eaten an ant.
[x] You have eaten grass. ((You can add it to your Jamba Juice too!))
[x] You have licked a tree.
[x] You have polka dotted underwear. ((It came in a package!))
[x] You have pink underwear. ((What? *confused stare*))
[x] You had contests with your friends to see who can create the loudest burp. ((i won!!))
[x] You have screamed a random word in public.
[x] You wave at people you don't know.
[x] You have flushed the toilet because you were bored.
[x] You have slapped yourself out of boredom. ((And pinched, and doodled on my own skin))
[ ] You sing the "FUN" song.
[x] You hold conversations with a pillow, blanket, stuffed animal etc. ((I have stuffed animal puppets I've played "Therapist" too as well!))
[ ] You dream of llamas coming out of peoples' butts
[ ] You think people who eat brains are cool. ((In Mexico, it's a delicacy to eat Cow brains))
[x] You sing karaoke even though you know you're horrible. ((You kidding, I own my own karaoke machine!))
[ ] You know how to spell "supercallafragalisticespialadosious" by heart. ((are you fucking insane))
[ ] You make up your own words and use them with people who have no clue what they mean.
[ ] You have a new haircolor every 5-7 months.
[ ] you have striped socks and you have wore them so people can see them.
[x] You have hugged a random person. ((I thought it was someone I knew...and afterwards we were friends for a while, so something good came out of it!))
[ ] You have ran up+down the stairs cuz u were bored. ((Excersise? Bah! x_x ))
[x] You have created a puppet show with your socks out of boredom. ((Socks? We don't need no stinkin' socks!))
[ ]You have imagined people saying "bla" and blowing up.
[x] You just tried imagining people saying "bla" and blowing up. ((how can you not?))
[x] You are addicted to the Anamaniacs themesong. ((I own seasons 1 and 2!))
[x] You are addicted to "The Pinky and the Brain" theme song. ((Narf!!))
[x] You have stared at your ceiling for over 10 minutes. ((And not while I'm emo either!))
[x] You talk to yourself. ((Yeah, but I'm so borring that I ignore myself quite often.))
[x] You have conversations with your imaginary friends. ((They owe me money too!))

multiply by 3 then type "im ----% immature"

I'm 60% Immature.
and 40% insane!

OMG

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:41:15 PDT

Dumbledore is gay.... WTF?
[link]

Happy Birthday Mee

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:28:05 PDT

Its my birthday
its awesome
i'm 19 now
^^
gonna put up some new pics in a couple o days
ja

Devious Journal Entry

=Keiko-cha — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:42:39 PDT

:thumb60834279:

so sad

Idota

=Keiko-cha — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:27:34 PDT

i just realized who alan rickman was and where i'd seen him before... i mean i know he played snape in the HP films but i'd never actually thought of him doing other things and then i just saw dogma and was like OMG i'm such and idiot

Chunky Monkey

=Keiko-cha — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:53:11 PDT

Damn all my male friends... they have completely corrupted my mine

I was looking at chunky monkey icecream today... i've never had it and was curious

it was banana icecream, walnuts and chocolate....

god help me if i didn't start thinking banana's and nuts dripping in chocolate sause

on second thought... damn the slash fics i read constantly...

i'm so addicted

THAT POTTER SLASH

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 23:16:18 PDT

THAT POTTER SLASH

Trash-I-am!
Call-me-Trash!

That Call-me-Trash!
That Call-me-Trash!
I do not like
that Call-me-Trash!

Would you like
some Potter slash?

I do not like it,
Call-me-Trash.
I do not read
that Potter slash.

Would you like some
Draco/Ron?

I would not like some
Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their
clothes back on.
I do not like
that Potter slash.
I do not like it,
Call-me-Trash.

Would you like some
Lupin/Black?
Naked Remus
on his back?

I would not like some
Lupin/Black.
I think I'd have
a heart attack.
I would not like some
Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their
clothes back on.
I do not like that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Would you read
a Seamus scene?
Can you see him
blowing Dean?

No Seamus/Dean.
That's quite obscene.
No Lupin/Black.
No heart attack.
I would not read that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I would not read that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Would you? Could you?
Harry/Snape?
Read it! Read it!
No escape!

I would not,
Could not,
Harry/Snape.

You may like it.
It's so good.
You may like this
Percy/Wood.

I would not, could not Percy/Wood.
Nor Harry/Snape! Don't think they should.
I do not like that Seamus/Dean.
I do not like it, sight unseen.
I do not like that Lupin/Black.
No naked Remus on his back.
I do not like that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I do not like that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Try James! Try James!
Try James! Try James!
Could you, would you,
Lucius/James?

No Lucius/James! No Percy/Wood!
No Harry/Snape! Trash! Understood?
I would not, could not, Seamus/Dean.
I would not, could not, it's obscene.
I will not read that Lupin/Black.
I think I'd have a heart attack.
I will not read that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I do not read that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Say!
George on Fred?
Or Fred on George?
Would you, could you, Fred and George?

I would not, could not,
Fred and George.

Would you read some
twincest games?

I would not read those twincest games.
Not George and Fred. Not Lucius/James.
Not Harry/Snape. Not Percy/Wood.
I do not like them, Trash. No good.
Not Lupin/Black. No Seamus scene.
No heart attack. No blowing Dean.
I will not read that Draco/Ron.
They can all go put their clothes back on!

You do not like that Potter slash?

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Snape and Lupin
in the Tower?

I would not want them
in the Tower!

Or Harry/Draco
in the shower?

I could not watch them in the shower.
Or Snape and Lupin in the Tower.
I will not read any twincest games.
I will not read that Lucius/James.
No Fred and George! No Percy/Wood!
No Harry/Snape! That understood?
I do not like that Seamus scene.
I do not like him blowing Dean.
I will not read that Lupin/Black.
No naked Remus on his back.
I do not like that Draco/Ron.
It simply DOESN'T TURN ME ON!

insert total collapse here

I do not like that Potter slash!
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

You do not like it.
So you squick.
Try it! Try it!
It's not sick.
Try it - and it just might click.

Trash!
If you will go away,
I will try it.
Make my day.

insert very, very nervous look here

R E A D I N G

Trash!
I like this Potter slash!
I do! I like it, Call-me-Trash!
Get Harry/Draco in the shower.
And Snape with Lupin in the Tower...
And I will read some twincest games
with Fred and George. Then Lucius/James.
And Harry/Snape. And Percy/Wood.
These fics are really, really good!
So I will read that Seamus scene.
I want to see him blowing Dean.
And I will read that Lupin/Black
with naked Remus on his back.
And I will read some Draco/Ron.
All these pairings TURN ME ON!

I do so like
this Potter slash!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Call-me-Trash!

THE END

WOOT

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:58:03 PDT

Harry Potter Theme Park... need i say more

Ask Kei

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:32:27 PDT

Jacked from

You can ask me THREE questions
No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are
I will answer 100% truthfully. (or as close to the truth as i can.)

Now Here's The Dare.
You Must Put This in Your Journal
See What Other People Will Ask You.

Arachibutyrophobia

=Keiko-cha — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:16:20 PDT

Arachibutyrophobia, The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth."

What the hell???????????????????????

April Fools

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 00:51:24 PDT

Oh... i got my mom good
she had just came home from partyin
(note: my mom loves her TV)
i had it all planned out
put tv on mute
closed door
broom in hand
runnin to the door

Me: 'uh.... hi
Mom: 'what's up'
Me: 'uh well i...'
Mom: 'you what...'
Me: 'i kinda... broke your tv'
Mom: *doesn;t believe me* you're jokeing...
Me: *shakes head*
Mom: oh girl... not my tv *proceedes to her room; makes /sush/ sign to boyfriend behind her; opens door; tv is fine*
Me: 'APRIL FOOLS'
Mom: *proceeds to fall out laughing* oh... i gonna get you *proceed to try to choke me but is laughing too hard*

AH... GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES. BUT I HAVE TO WATCH MY BACK FOR THE REST OF TODAY... SHE HAS SWORN TO GET ME BACK

ps. i heard it was fred and george weasley b-day today... that would be so ironic if it were true

Do IT to IT

=Keiko-cha — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:09:02 PDT

TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME WITH YOUR...
1.FINGERS: keiko
2.CHIN: kjewikkmoi (damn... thats just way bad)
3.ONE FINGER, EYES CLOSED: kwuju (O.o)
4.ELBOW: lfrk,kl( i hate my keyboard)
5.NOSE: i3489io09 (What the Hell)
6.PALM: ke3iko (thats not so bad)

1.) List Four fandoms you have.
xYaoi
x Harry Potter
xAnime (didn't want to name only one DX)
x Fanfics?

2.) Have you ever slept in the back of a car?
Yes and it gave me one hell of a cramp

3.) Have you recently dyed your hair/cut it?
Not now... not ever... according to my mom X3

4.) List four people that you look up to the most.
x ;A; all my friends, such lovely peoples! so many i don't want to name just some!

5.) How many pets do you own as of now?
none. there all dead T.T

6.) Which do you prefer white or black?
BLACK!!!

7.) Who is your most played character?
Keiko ^^ thats so obvious

8.) Choose one or the other, not both: ehhh?! What? @@;

9.) Name three aspects that tell who you are: crazy, schizo, caring

10.) If you could have a power what would it be?
i vanna be a vizard

11.) Who was the last person you talked to?
the little voice in my head telling me to kill chu

12.) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
my mom... she got really suspicous afterward DX

13.) Write down the first five words that pop into your head
x Asshole...
x Dudley....
x Coffee...
x Thirty-six...
x Brat...

14.) What's one thing you wish you could do better?
Draw ;A;

15.) Do you like the way you are? kinda.. D8

16.) Choose, Summer or Winter: Summer!!!!

17.) Choose, Rain or snow: rain!

18.) Water or ice? water!

19.) List two odd things about yourself:
x I laugh like a maniac in the middle of the night if i'm readding a funny fanfic <3
x I can be completly antisocial... put me in a room with just a internet accessable computer, an cable TV and a book and i'm happy ^^

20.) Now pick 6 people who should do this quiz!
If you read this you just got tagged ^^ live with it

Fave quotes from

=Keiko-cha — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:18:04 PDT

Celestial Requim [link]

Snape was standing in the middle of the Great Hall, arms raised in the air in ecstatic rapture, wearing a flowing white robe that was billowing in the wind. "It's a miracle!" he was proclaiming. "A Potter that hasn't gotten in trouble or attempted to get himself killed in over two weeks! I have become a believer!" He dropped to his knees, tears running down his cheeks in rivulets, announcing to the full population of Hogwarts, "There is a higher power! I will become a benevolent soul! No more shall I wear black and torment innocent children! My mission in life now is promote peace, happiness, and above all LOVE!", Chapter 4

Rather, he made one wish that the dark arts would just kill you and kill you mercifully.

He could already imagine the scene in his head

"Voldemort! Hey, Voldemort! Over here!"
"Potter! Why are you here?! Ahso you've finally realized that it's impossible to defeat me? Well, I'm sure you'll find your peace in death!"
"Great!"
"What?"
"Wonderful. You see that's exactly why I came here."
"Youcame hereto die? That's it? No fight, no witty retorts, nothing?"
"Yep!"
"You've gone mad, haven't you?"
"Nah, Tommy my boy. I was just suffering from boredom in practically all my classes. So! Ever done a mercy killing?"

That'd actually be funny, really., Chapter 3

But he must admit that if Voldemort did manage to infiltrate and take over the school, and the Headmaster's office was the last defense for the ancient professor, he could not imagine the ever "cheerful" Dark Lord standing in front of that horrendous gargoyle trying out candy names.

"Snickers?"
"Is that a candy name, milord?"
"Silence, minion! HmmSkittles?"
"Forgive me, my Lord, but what are you saying?"
"What did I say about shutting up?!"
"Yes, my lord."
"I've got it! ALMOND JOY!"
"Sir, I don't think that was itmaybe it's Smarties?"
"That's it! Avada Kedavra! Now back to the matter at damn it, it was Smarties!", Chapter 5

Tee hee hee

Tom will shock you

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 20:10:19 PST

Riddle, youre a boy, go to Hogwarts
Study in the school, gonna be a great wizard some day
Got your muggle dads face
You big disgrace
Castin your spells all over the place
Singin
Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Tom will, Tom will shock you!

Riddle, youre a young man, bad man
Got a new name, gonna take on the world some day
Opened Slytherins place
You big disgrace
Wavin your wand all over the place

Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Singin
Tom will, Tom will shock you!

Riddle, youre an old man, weak man
Killing for some life, gonna cheat even death some day
You aint got no face
You big disgrace
A baby went and put you back into your place

Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Singin
Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Everybody
Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Alright!
(sung to we will, we will, rock you!)

not mine.. found it in a fanfic.. Finding Himself [link]

I'm back

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:32:24 PST

There is nothing more beautiful... well not any that i can think of now... than seeing Los Angeles at night from the sky... as my plane came in for a landing i could see the whole city... it was awesome

I went to detroit for saviors day.. my grandmother wanted to go... i could do without...

detroit was awesome... it was kinda small tho... and hardly had any walmarts...

yeah more later

Name please

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:10:50 PST

Unnamed

This is a new character... and i have no idea what to name her. She runs and orphanage for magical children.

Happy Valentines Day

=Keiko-cha — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:12:37 PST

Ahhh....... Valentines Day... How craptacular when you don't have a valentine... oh well...

Free Virtual Chocolater For You All !!!!!!!!

Devious Journal Entry

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:54:55 PST

Stole this from 's journal. Kukuku? Jaa, let's see what I am based on stereotypes.

British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[X] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4

Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Only Italians have dark hair and eyes? Wow.)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 510
[ ] you know what an Italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7

Spanish
[X] you say member instead of Remember. (Hehe, guilty)
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[X] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Pita is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (Mmm, nom nom nom)
Total: 7

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. (My cousin ^_^; )
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. (I have never heard the latter o_O)
[X] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[X] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[X] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school. (Well, I started kingergarden when I was still in diapers o_O Does that count?)
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[X] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 4

According to this thing, I'm more Spanish and Italian... which is odd... cause i'm not spanish or Italian... XD... actually I'm AfricanAmerican...Hmm...

its gaaras bday

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 18:53:20 PST

just what the title says... i have gotten a small slice of cake and blew out a candel in his honor

DUDE...

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 21:11:13 PST

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Kakashi.

Which movie was this quote from?

Oh Well...

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:34:11 PST

My sisters fish MR. BETA died Friday night
SHe was gone
And no one told me

SO i go to feed him on Sat MORN and i see two very different fish in there

So i go to my parents and they say that their names are blacky and cutie

WTF

Couldn't they come up with more original names

and i think Kamui gave me her cold

GODAMMIT

To Change things up

=Keiko-cha — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:28:35 PDT

1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):
Daarina Santa Rosalia (am i mexican now?)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy): Sara Sour Belts (Uh, WTF??)

3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name): A-Van (Hehe)

4. YOUR GAMER TAG (a favorite color, a favorite animal):
Purple Cat (....O..K)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Daarina Los Angeles (o_O)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name): Van Eer Bet (Holy hell)

7. JEDI NAME (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards): aniraad reebahk(my jedi last name is reebok.... Rolf)

8. PORN STAR NAME (first pet's name, the street you grew up on):
Jessica Nicolet (well thats not so bad)

9. SUPERHERO NAME ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives):
The Purple Toyota Pickup (o_O What kinda crappy superhero....)

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate):
Alex Frosted Flakes (OK WTF??)

Happy Birthday Me

=Keiko-cha — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:10:47 PDT

This is so awesome
I'm finally 18
huzzah

but i still cant do anything
isn't that sad

but i'm gettin presents this year
yah

sigh

=Keiko-cha — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:20:54 PDT

My mom stole the modem to my comp...
So i won't be able to update as often
At least until she gives it back
But i will still be watchin', favin', and commentin'

JA
-Keiko-cha

Devious Journal Entry

=Keiko-cha — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:34:47 PDT

I stole it from :icon BlossomZ:

Theater Kid~ 6/10
[x] Ever been in a School play(once... or Twice)
[x] Have you ever seen a Broadway/West End show?
[x] Seen more than 10 shows?
[x] Have you ever been/are you in school shows?
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater?
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
[x] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!!
[x] Do you like the Sound of Music? (I Love music!!)
[ ] Did you like the Broadway show?

~Redneck~ 4/10
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[ ] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[x] Do you like to get dirty? (SometimesXD)
[x] Do you like country music?(Some)
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[x] Do you own a cowboy hat? {hell ya}
[ ] Do you live on more then 1 acres?
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? (I wish!! Animals r sooo kewl)
[x] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies? (i lurve Larry; Get 'er done)

~Goth~ 5/9
[x] Do you wear black eyeliner?(Not all the time, but sometimes...)
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?
[ ] Do you think about often? (What..?)
[ ] Do you want to die?
[ ] Are you a social outcast?
[ ] Are you pale?
[x] Do you own something from Hot Topic? (few things)
[x] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[x] Are you mean? (I can be...)

~Punk~ 4/11
[ ] Can you skateboard? (no...)
[x] Do you wear Vans, dcs, converse, ect.?(shoes are evil! but yes i wear converse)
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? (Who doesn't?)
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? (umm... don't ask...)
[ ] Do you watch the x-games?
[x] Do you have any piercings? (my ears^^)
[ ] Do you like/wear a mohawk?
[ ] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[ ] Are you a rebel without a cause?
[ ] Have you called someone a poseur recently?
[ ] Does it piss you off when people say poser instead of poseur?(Huh?)

~Prep~ 7/10
[x] Do you say the word "like" alot? (I don't mean 2!!)
[ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero? (Who?)
[ ] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
[x] Do you laugh alot? (at school...)
[ ] Have/do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[x] Do you like pop music?
[x] Do you want/have a little dog?(Doggie!^.^)
[x] Do you smile a lot?
[x] Do you hang out with your friends alot? (Not really...)
[x] Do you always carry a purse/wallet.

~Hippie~ 6/11
[x] Is your hair long? (Yup)
[x] Do you own a tie-dye shirt?
[x] Do you want to save the animals?(Yes!)
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[x] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? (a little)
[ ] Have you ever participated in a protest? (Nope)
[x] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree? (Haha!!)
[ ] Do you play a ukulele or os?
[ ] Do/have you ever smoked the peace pipe? XD
[ ] Do you wear a peace sign around your neck?
[ ] Do you just sit in the grass with your friends and play guitar?

~Gangsta~ 7/9
[ ] Do you act ghetto? (Oo;... uhhh...)
[x] Do you wear do-rags?
[x] Do you like hip-hop?
[x] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? (Yes)
[x] Do you believe he's alive?
[x] Do you like afros?
[x] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[x] Do you like to dance (dancing is fun... I'm not good at it though)
[ ] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit? (Uhhh...no)

~Emo~ 6/10
[x] Do you cry often?
[x] Do you have any hobbies (Swimming, Writing, Reading, Cosplaying...not so much anymore)
[ ] Do you like hard music
[x] Do people not understand you
[ ] Do you write your own poems? (Blah!)
[x] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? (Ummm... it could wash out)
[ ] Have you ever cut yourself?
[x] Are you LONELY? (so very lonely)
[ ] Do you like Ohio is for Lovers by Hawthorne Heights?
[x] Do you think a lot? ( So much it's bad 4 me)

~Surfer~ 6/10
[x] Do you surf? (Boogieboard)
[x] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[ ] Is your hair shaggy?
[x] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[x] are you tan? (Nope)
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[ ] Do you tourists?

~Geek~ 7/10
[x] Do you wear glasses? (My eyes are bad...

I'm 78% retarded... WOOT

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 18:49:34 PDT

Snagged from

[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door. (OMG BUT THAT WAS SO FUNNY! NOT!)

[x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] i have choked on my own spit. (hackcoff)

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] i have accidently caught something on fire. (The skillet in the kitchen. My hair. the cat... my bed.. all true)

[ ] ive told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. (WTF?)

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh yeah..)

[x] ive caught myself drooling. (I CAN'T HELP IT! I WAS WATCHING YAOI! >> << ><; )

[x] ive accidently caused an explosion. (i diddn't know flour exploded XP)

[x] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh. (Heh heh.. Fart..)

[x] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. of course i was walking

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out. (Durrr...)

[ ] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (no... not that i havent tried Grr...)

[x] i just tried to lick my elbow. (grrr... can't reach)

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me. (I know you totally do that...)

[x] people often tell me to use my "inside voice". (But it keeps telling me to force guys to watch yaoi! )

[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (Oops! I was talkin to my teacher at the time... talk about embarising)

[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle. (my sleave was caught in the door... get off me)

[x] i ate a bug for $5 or less. (It flew into my mouth. nasty)

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important. (Cleaning the bathrrom)

[x] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive done sum thing really stupid wile i was drunk.

[ ]ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ]ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (OMFG.. How many times have I done this.. )

[x] i accidently break a lot of things. (i have really big hips... stuff just falls over when i walk by )

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at. (But i cant take a joke)

[x]i move my head to the side when im confused. (IT'S CUTE! LEMME ALONE!)

[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about. (Kinda like when I'm taking this test..)

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before. (Last time: Ten minutes ago)

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (Hey a bunny)

total score [26]

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm ___% retarded".-------

be my friend

=Keiko-cha — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:11:53 PDT

Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

100 pics to do

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:40:07 PDT

GOd i must do this now

THE LIST............................
1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

The HELL

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 20:47:21 PDT

typed my name into the deviantart search... ya know just for laughs

*types AISHA*

you have no fricken idea how many pics popped up

and they were all of this furry creature/ neopet

What the Hell

and this girl

and strangely this guy

drawn by snapesnogger

wow my name is popular

Ano

=Keiko-cha — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:05:35 PDT

*watching batman and robin*

*my cousin says* Doesn't Poisen Ivy look like that character Black Lady in that comic u like

O.o Ya know what she really does
I never noticed that before

OMFG

cool

ROFL

=Keiko-cha — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:52:54 PDT

I am Kei chan........ on the stick

Griffindor HO

=Keiko-cha — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 20:02:31 PDT

be sorted @ nimbo.net

Tenshi ja nai

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 19:49:50 PDT

Name: Keiko Kei-chan, Aisha, Ai-chan

Single or Taken: Single

Sex: Female

Siblings: Brothers: Clinton(19), Austin(11), Alim(15), Jamiel(21) Sisters: Autoya(24), Mykalah(18), Mecca(15), Jayisha(15), Sylver(10), Brittney(13), Kashanna(20)

Eye color: Brown

Shoe size: 13

Height: 5'8"

Innie or Outie: Innie

What are you wearing right now?: Gray Pants, White Cami, Beigh Underwear

Where do you live: Los Angeles California

Righty or lefty: Righty

Can you make a dollar in change right now: Yea

Who are your closest friends: Kamui Tsune Andy Pollo, Jeryme, Tra

Best place to go for a date: restaurant and movie?

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FAVORITES

Kind of pants: Jeans

Number: 21

Animal: Cat

Drink: Limonade

Sport: Basketball

Month: October

Juice: Apple

Favorite cartoon character: Gaara
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Have You Ever...

Given anyone a bath: No?

Made yourself throw-up?: nope

Gone skinny dipping?: no

Eaten a dog?: not that I can recall

Put your tongue on a frozen pole?:yes

Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yes

Broken a bone: fractured a pinky once

Played truth or dare: yes

Been in a physical fight: yup

Been in a police car: yeah; arrested no

Been on a plane: Yeah

Came close to dying: no

Been in a hot tub: yup

Swam in the ocean: yes

Fallen asleep in school: Yes

Ran away: no

Broken someone's heart: uh.... no

Cried when someone died: yes

Cried in school?: yea when bodyslammed me in the Hallway

Fell off your chair: yeah

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?: no, I am a very impatient person. You're 3 minutes late? Fuck you.

Saved chats: huh

Saved e-mails: yea

Used someone: damn straight

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What is...

Your good luck charm?: dunno

What's your room like?: Small with anime poster and random pics from my grandma on the walls, old comp, and a twin bed

What is beside you?: fan, fax, tampons, notebook, phone, cell phone, empty icecream container, pens and markers, yaoi, peroxide, butterflies

Last thing you ate/drank?: M&M soul food (not the candy)

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Infusium

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Ever Had...

Chicken pox: Yes Twice

Sore Throat: yeah

Stitches: no

Broken nose: no

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Do You...

Believe in love at first sight: yea

Long distant realtionships: Oh please. Nah.

Like school: nope

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Question:

Who was the last person that called you: my grandma

Who was the last person you slow danced with: Victor

Who makes you smile: My mom

Who knows you the best: nobody really

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Do you like filling these out: usually

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?:glasses

Do you like yourself: not really

Do you get along with your family: kinda

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Are You...

Obsessive compulsive?: yes

Suicidal?: Sometimes

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Final Questions:
...

Asuma sensei's daddy issues

=Keiko-cha — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:27:24 PDT

Here i was

broswing through naruto fan

when i realized

if my comp was so old it couldn't take the additon of a few (hundred) pic files

i really needed to get a new one

so i just started downloading

all the new naruto episodes

and when i get to chapter 314 what do i find out

OLD MAN HOKAGE IS ASUMA-SENSEI'S DAD

OMFG

you know i had no warning to this

well kinda

i had a feeling they were related

what with the third's name being Sarutobi and Asuma's family name is Sarutobi

I should have seen it then

but i didn't

and i'm a loser

but what does that make asuma to kohonamaru

is he kohonamaru's dad........... or uncle

i dunno

i always thought kohonamaru's parents were dead

so maybe he's an uncle

or sommat

but he, Asuma, said that Saru was the worlds greatest dad

i almost started bawling right there

but i didn't

almost T.T

so touching

so.... so..... fluffy

TT.TT

And yea

=Keiko-cha — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 22:25:29 PDT

____3 things that you think of first whenever you wake up from your sleep:
1_I don't wanna go to school today
2_why ish my room always so fricin cold
3_Yaoi Fanfics await me

____3 things that you forget so easily:
1_if someone told meh 2 do somethin
2_ when someone tell me 2 call them back after ten minutez>.<;;
3_to do my homework i do it in class... the day it's due

____3 things that make you scared:
1_COKROACHEZ!!
2_Spiders
3_Scary Movies

____3 things that you treasure the most:
1_ meh yaoi
2_meh friends
3_computer meh drawingz an anime/manga stuff

____3 things that make you hyper:
1_anime conventionz!! ^w^
2_Yaoi
3_Updates in fanfics/ hot yaoi lemons in fanfics

____3 things that are good enough to kill your mood:
1_ my mom/grandma/sisters
2_School
3_being alone

____3 things about you that you're proud of:
1_meh art *not really*
2_meh romance novel collection (100+ hell yea)
3_uh...........................

____3 positive things about you:
1_ I listen
2_ I comfort
3_ I care

____3 negative things about you:
1_ I cant be patient sometimez an I worry 2 much about everythin
2_ Im sensative
3_ I hate most of my family

____3 of your favorite songs that you listened to recently:
1_ In the End -Linkin Park
2_ Numb- Linkin Park i think
3_Live for More- i dunno i think its Linkin Park

___3 of your recent favorite books or shows:
1_Full Metal Alchemist
2_Naruto
3_ Hana Kimi

___3 of your favorite characters in manga/anime/games:
1_ Gaara and Itachi from Naruto
2_ Alphonse Elric and Brigider General Hughes
3_ Sano and Miyuki from Hana Kimi

*sugar break*
*back with icecream*

___3 words about your art style:
girly, trashy crap

___3 things that you like to draw the most:
1_ meh characterz~<33
2_ fanartz>.<
3_groupshots -i'm not very good tho

___3 parts of your drawings that you like to draw the most:
1_ eyes
2_ hair
3_ torso

___3 reasons why you join DA:
1_ pressure from friends
2_ post my art
3_ ...... dunno

reasons why you answered these questions:
needed something to do

tags: your mother's cousins stepdads great aunt twice removed
try and figure that out

Kiriban

=Keiko-cha — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:45:30 PDT

Next Kiriban ish 1200

note me if u got it