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                <title>Obviously...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:05:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't check DA anymore. <br /><br />If you have any want to talk to me, just ask me for my MSN in a note, and I'll get back to you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AHHH *slam*</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:50:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Forums FORUM-55551-5:<br />
Personnel File Addendum:</b><br /><br />Whoohoo, no more finals!<br />
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I've been up for the past two weeks (Hopped up on caffeine and the like), just studying for finals. And don't let anyone tell you that you need your sleep, either. I swear, I slept for two days, and now I'm back. Ooooh yes I'm back.<br />
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Even though I continually say I'm coming back, I do. And then I get distracted. (Easy, right?)<br />
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I haven't actually sat down and decided to fix my Slackware partition, so I can continue working with Mojoworld. I think, though... I'll do that today. I'm going to shoot myself though. I'm actually installing Ubuntu. Yep, Ubuntu. Even though I've been using linux since '95, I don't think I've been this pissed off at Slackware, and lazy enough to install Ubuntu.<br />
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On a completely random tangent, I was playing Blasterball 2 in Best Buy on saturday. The backgrounds look like something I'd make,  it was kinda cool to see.<br />
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And now, as you can see... I've been playing Crysis. I love it, god how I love it. It's not like Portal, but running through the thick jungles, activating powers, and grabbing Koreans by the neck. (Or Aliens.) Pick up the demo, if your computer can handle it.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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                <title>2007 has had it's cake.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:35:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Forums FORUM-55551-5:<br />
Personnel File Addendum:</b><br /><br />Goodbye, 2007.<br />
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It's about time you've left. I wonder, did you ever donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-esteem fund for girls? It's true, at least from what GLaDOS says.<br />
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I love that computer voice, I honestly wish they'd make a Text-to-speech with Ellen McLain's voice, remodulated to sound like GLaDOS again.<br />
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I'd definitely put it on my mac.<br />
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In other, related news, I've beaten Portal a total of 27 times. It's never become boring, because I try to find different ways of doing things. Or, flinging myself into an endless wall loop. I don't know how I managed that one, but it was cool.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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                <title>Anyway, this cake is great...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:51:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Forums FORUM-55551-5:<br />
Personnel File Addendum:</b><br /><br />It's so delicious and moist.<br />
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But look at me, still talking, when there's science to do.<br />
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.<br />
I've experiments to run<br />
There is research to be done<br />
On the people who are still alive...<br />
<br />
Yep. I went there. No, the cake is not a lie. At least for me... I had my cake.<br />
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Sooo, yeah. Pretty boring looking at my page lately, eh?<br />
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"Well, you really haven't updated much..."<br />
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Exactly.<br />
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There's a reason why I haven't, and it's actually simple. College classes are getting in the way of everything. (That, and it's partially disheartening to make something, and have noone comment.)<br />
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Expect at least ONE render in the next day or four, if I can get this damned laptop to comply.<br />
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Oh, and I've found my CD of all Beethoven... It's like my ears have been having an orgasm all day. Ah, the glorious, glorious ninth...<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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                <title>That's EPIC!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:43:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Forums FORUM-55551-5:<br />
Personnel File Addendum:</b><br /><br />EPIC FAIL.<br />
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EPIC WIN.<br />
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EPIC LOLZ.<br />
<br />
EPIC OWNAGE. <-- *Press Return*<br />
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Yes, Epic Ownage. As we all know, Wednesday was Halloween, the night of candy, spooks, horrors, and tricks. Ooh, how I love the tricks.<br />
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There's this stupid kid around my small town who likes to be a retard. Picks fights with the upperclassmen, and gets the piss beat out of him on a regular basis. Of course, he doesn't learn, oh god no. He's what, 14, 13? (Eanes and Kool-aid say 13, so that it be.) And he decides to mess with guys who are 17-18? NOT SMART LOL.<br />
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Well, we saw him and a group of his friends out around Halloween, and of course, we had airsoft guns. So what happened? All seven guys in Stone's Explorer jumped out of any hole they could, and OPENED FIRE. There were kids crying, dropping candy, as we laughed. They were all the same sort as King retard (so we'll call him) and thought they were "hot shit."<br />
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Weren't so hot, crying on the streetcorner. I think, and I repeat, THINK, someone got a picture of it. I want it.<br />
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                <title>GLaDOS: I'm still alive!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 00:58:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Forums FORUM-55551-5:<br />
Personnel File Addendum:</b><br /><br />Roar. <br />
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You'll never guess what my Half-life fanboy-ass bought.<br />
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Orange box!<br />
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Portal is amazing. Half-Life 2: Episode 2, is Epic. Team Fortress 2 is beautiful.<br />
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The only complaint I have so far, is no bonus levels for Portal... Or a Weighted Companion Cube plush toy. T.T GlaDOS made me kill him... I miss him so much, even though he threatened to stab me.<br />
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But in other news, the Eanes is back. Yep, he's home from boot camp, and by god he actually looks SKINNY. Last I saw him, he was kinda chubby and could do a really good Nixon impression. Now, he's a rail. A Military-trained rail... I'll be using this to my advantage. >3<br />
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                <title>It's devious, baby!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:45:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ General protection fault.<br />
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Segmentation fault.<br />
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Memory could not be read.<br />
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Write Error.<br />
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Input/Output error.<br />
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Yeah. Been dealing with a bunch of bull lately. <br />
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Most of it's been me working at the school, fixing crap because the technician there is lazy as hell.<br />
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But, on a lighter note: Looks like I'm back for a while. Got all of my crap done, so there's nothing to bother me.<br />
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I did get an Apple, yes, I know. I love it so far, even though it's only a 500mhz iBook G3. OSX is amazing (At least to me) for all of it's features, and idiot-use ability. Built on Unix, tough as nails.<br />
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On another shiny topic, I think I might actually be able to use Mojoworld again. Even though it'll take twice as long. I've got my laptop running at half speed, which cuts down on the heat a LOT.<br />
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Expect to see something out of me in the coming week. If not, someone call and tell me to (if I'm not wrapped up in Chemistry homework.)<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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                <title>Atlas... Ryan... Atlas... RYAN!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:24:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you've made it far enough in Bioshock, you'll remember that quote from Sander Cohen.<br />
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Yes, I've been rotting my mind out with the eve-injecting, adam-harvesting, intense shoot-em-up horror/survival game Bioshock. It's SO worth the $49...<br />
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But I warn you, do NOT buy it off the shelves. They've put in an absolutely retarded method of anti-piracy. You can only install it on three computers, with five reinstalls on each computer. If you happen to reinstall five times... OOPS, LOL. You're DICKED.<br />
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I bought it off of Steam, so I can take it to school and play it if I wanted. I don't think I should though, it'd make half the people there piss their pants. :3<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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                <title>General... Update-ness.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:57:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I finally rigged up some CSS. (Whoot.)<br />
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So if any of you watch *<a class="u" href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/">DevilsHaven</a> at all, you'd know that she was happy. In a disturbing sort of way, with her nice message at the end.<br />
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And if you couldn't read, she's mine. Yes, that's right. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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So in all... Yeah. Not a whole hell of a lot, really. I do have the feeling a rant about MS Vista is in order soon, though...<br />
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Oh, and for those of you with the magic hands (or artists, so you like to be called) should never work in a glass shop. There's really one saying that sums it all up: "One type of glass is a bitch to cut, and the other will cut like a bitch."<br />
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                <title>Subscribed.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:06:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why yes, I have subscribed.<br />
<br />
It's a three-month thing, and I probably will end up renewing it.<br />
<br />
There's probably gonna be "GRATZ!" flying at me. Sorry people, it's not like I brought home the CPL trophy, don't need to congratulate me for having money.<br />
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In recent news: The I-35W bridge collapsed. I'm sure you've all heard about it. That's actually some scary shit, because I drove over it just an hour before it went down, with a load of glass in the back. (Yes, I was actually down past St. Cloud. =O Kill me. And Metro traffic is horrible.)<br />
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Anyway yeah, subscribed. Too lazy to do the CSS, so I'm going to be randomly testing things in the coming week(s).<br />
<br />
BUT! On a more personal note:<br />
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Saw this guy on DA, not too long ago. Danny. I'm sure at least 12 of you watchers'o mine know him. <br />
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Most of his friends are younger than he is, and happen to be female. Big f*ckin' deal, right?<br />
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Apparently, not.<br />
<br />
(Long rant begin... NAO.)<br />
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I absolutely HATE it when others start their prejudicial bullcrap, because of what? Someone not being exactly like you? "OH NO HIS HAIR IS WEIRD! AH! HE'S EVIL!" and "WHATS GAY? ITS SCARY?" "OMG FURRY? OMG PERVERT" No. No. NO. THOSE people are what make the internet a steaming pile of shit. I swear if you meet some of these people outside of the internet, they're exactly the same. Arrogant fuckwits that have no clue what anything is, and what they don't know is evil. Apparently one of America's basic rights is to make an unalienable ass out of yourself, and not be punished. Yep, that's probably why everyone else in the world hates us. We're too blinded by the mass-media bullshit to realize that there are actually Muslims who are nice.<br />
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Anyway...<br />
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It seems like people in America, don't really want to see there are nice people out there. Sure, Danny's a little off-kilter from the normal, but who isn't? It's the goddamn internet, everyone can be everyone, and if the government steps in, slap 'em. Hell, I'm a neurotic mess half the time you talk to me, and most of my friends' parents love me, somehow. But, apparently if I was 21, and I started talking to one of them: "O NOZ GTFO THAT INTERNET YOU CANT TALK TO HIM" BAH! Who gives a fuck? In 10 years, noone will be able to tell the difference anyway! I swear to god, these parents that treat their teenage kids like they're five drive me CRAZIER. <br />
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I think someone who's 14, can tell when someone wants to get in their pants, and if they can't, the parents are slacking off somewhere.<br />
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Give the poor guy a chance.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:26:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged, yep. By <a href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/devilshaven.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondevilshaven:" title="devilshaven"/></a><br />
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So now you get to know six random facts. And I'm going to be evil and tag six people, who should do it. (If you don't, don't expect me to give you any pie. >.> I mean it.)<br />
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1) I'm obsessive-compulsive at times.<br />
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2) I hate the taste of chocolate and milk, except when they're together.<br />
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3) 'Speed Limit' means nothing to me.<br />
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4) I sometimes think there's a leprechaun under my desk.<br />
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5) I get kicked out of Wal-mart on purpose.<br />
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6) I hate every single picture of myself.<br />
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Now... For the evil part. <br />
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GOGOGO!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A lot of things...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:05:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You see a lot of crazy things, working in a glass shop.<br />
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They range from stoned guys yelling and freaking out, because they <i>THINK</i> a horse went through their window (When it's only a little rock chip), or the occasional uppity prick, wanting it done <b>NOW</b> and <b>TODAY</b>.<br />
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Mobile jobs have the same amount of crazyness. Why, just yesterday, we were out at a gravel pit. Two of the workers started in with a little boxing match... Using the big power shovels. The next job entailed a Lexus, so nothing special, other than the guy looking at us like we were crazy for laughing.<br />
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The greatest thing I've seen to date, would have to be what happened yesterday.<br />
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I was sitting in the office, bored as hell, waiting for 5:00 to roll around. The door opened, and through it stepped this guy, all decked out in medieval king's wear.<br />
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First thought at that point: <i>Oh what the fuck?</i><br />
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He opened just as I'd expected: <br />
"Kind glass monger, couldst thou please sharpen my tool of mindless murder?"<br />
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And to go along... I couldn't help it. : <br />
"My lord, what an honor. Is such a tool made of glass?"<br />
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He was shocked, didn't expect it. You could definately tell by the look on his face when he said: <br />
"No, kind sir. It is made of a plyable plastic sort of material!"<br />
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He handed me a sword made of Plexiglass, and I nearly broke out laughing. I took it to the back, and of course he followed me. I had a feeling he was on a bet with his friends, seeing as there was a tape recorder running on him.<br />
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So I fired up the grinder (that evil fucking thing) and sharpened it up, handed it back to him.<br />
"Yes, yes! This is good! I shall compensate you for your time."<br />
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The kid handed me a $5, and just to make it better:<br />
"Oh but my lord, I cannot accept such payment. Please, I render my services for free."<br />
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I still slipped it away, and he left with a big flourish of his cape. The second he was out of range, I fell over and nearly pissed myself laughing. I laughed for 20 minutes straight, and scared the hell out of some insurance agents. Sometimes, this job is SO worth it.<br />
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Keo: ... WHY HELLO THERE!<br />
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ACH! How the hell did you get in HERE?<br />
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Keo: Backdoor. What'cha doin'?<br />
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Working. Go away.<br />
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Keo: Nevar.<br />
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Ok then... Let's play a game.<br />
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Keo: Oooh... Explain.<br />
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You go hide, and I'll come find you.<br />
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Keo: ... I'll so win at this. *runs off*<br />
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*snickers* No... I've won.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Update Ti-*WHAM*</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:29:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Bwehehe... I stole the laptop!<br />
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RL Keo: HEY! Give it back!<br />
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Nevar!<br />
<br />
Yes, it's me. The annoying, 409 year-old feline. Things are fun, I've built a new craft called a Gear, and it's fun to fly around with. It doesn't like trees for some odd rea-*Whap!*<br />
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RL: My computer. Give now. I <i>will</i> hiss at you.<br />
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I'll hiss back, buddy. And I've got the equipment to do it. Plus a tail. You don't have a tail, so go away!<br />
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RL: I don't care, give me the damn thing already!<br />
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Nyah nyah. No. It's not like you'll get at me anyway, all I have to do is hold your head back, and the rest just stays back there. Shorty.<br />
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RL: I'll light this green leaf on fire, and make shitpots of smoke.<br />
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Yeah, good luck burning something that's wet.<br />
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RL: That's it, gimme the damn laptop.<br />
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Bring it shorty, I've got a whole 400 years on you. Plus you've got no clue what my deepest darkest secrets are... Kekekeke...<br />
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RL: ... Oh really? Then how is it I know you sleep with a teddy bear named 'Fusion'? Or that you're allergic as hell to alcohol, THC, and nicotine?<br />
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... You don't smoke, or drink. You're allergic to alcohol too, and the asthma doesn't help. Idiot. Plus, you sleep with this laptop right next to you every night. It's the same thing in theory.<br />
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RL: At least it's manlier than a teddy bear.<br />
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That's low. Real low... I can almost feel that one. >.<<br />
<br />
RL: Now, laptop.<br />
<br />
Bite me! Mwehehe... Still can't get it from me.<br />
<br />
RL: I'll just go unplug the router. Have fun trying to watch those videos without internet.<br />
<br />
... >.> Shit. I'd better go stop him. But... I... Don't... Want... To... Get... Up... I know! *tugs at the air, pulling the physical Keo on top of him* Getting cozy, ne?<br />
<br />
RL: AH! You crazy old bastard! Let me go!<br />
<br />
*hugs him tightly* NOOOOO NEVER! I WUBS YOU!<br />
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RL: ACH! LEMME GO!<br />
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NYOOOOO T.T<br />
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RL: ... *hugs back* I WUBS YOU TOO ... <small><small>Now let me go before I quickly turn you from male to female. I still have my knife.</small></small><br />
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Wellah... Hehe... Hey maybe I should KEEP HUGGING YOU! <small><small> I regenerate, genius.</small></small> *hugs more*<br />
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RL: <small><small>Fuck you. >.< </small></small> *continues hugging* <small><small><small> I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, you annoying old sonofabit-</small></small></small> Well hello there mother. I'm not talking to myself.<br />
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YES HE IS! QUICK SEND HIM TO THE NUT HUT!<br />
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RL: *Whaps him* <small>Shut up! If she hears you she'll wonder how the hell you got in the house this time!</small> That was nothing. Nothing at all. I think the cat ripped open a bag, go check.<br />
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Okay she's gone. Now where was I? Oh yes! *holds him up to the side with his tail* Now observe as I ruin your reputation on the interblag! Kekeke...<br />
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RL: No more coffee.<br />
<br />
I'm br-... What? No coffee...? T.T Fine. I'll stop. Here, have your laptop. My watch is more powerful than this thing. Peh.<br />
<br />
--RANDOM LAPTOP TRANSFER SCENE--<br />
<br />
Now YOU sit down.<br />
<br />
Keo: Make me.<br />
<br />
Oh, but I have something that will make you sit...<br />
<br />
Keo: Yeah, sure. Beside coffee, what's that?<br />
<br />
*holds out a teddybear*<br />
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Keo:... FUSION! T.T Give him back you bastard!<br />
<br />
NEVAR!<br />
<br />
Keo: NOW!<br />
<br />
Nope.<br />
<br />
Keo: Fine. *flips his wrist, the bear appearing in his paws* Kthx for the Fusion. Coffee time is now.<br />
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... Damn my mind. Damn it to hell.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Bomb Has Been Planted.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:54:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "You've got two options, either try and defuse, while I kill you, or run in circles screaming while I kill you. Either way, you die. Make it funny." - Vic1ous (A.K.A. Justin)<br />
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*beep*<br />
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*beep*<br />
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*beep*<br />
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So... Yeah. Nothing exactly interesting happening in my *beep* little world, other than the fact I've found a new weapon. A laser pointer, and a cat... Makes *beep* for a very dumb smart weapon. But in other news, I've finally got MW3 copied *beep* to my desktop. Puts a lot less stress on the laptop, I don't want to send it in *beep* again.<br />
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*beep*<br />
<br />
If you're wondering what all this *beep* beeping is about, I'm playing Counter-Strike: Source. *beep* Someone set us up the bomb, and... I gotta defuse it. It's no fun trying to play *beep* with the boomsoap while they're shooting *beep* at us. I don't know why I'm still so addicted *beep* to this game, I play it all the time, yet *beep* it doesn't seem to get boring.<br />
<br />
*beep*<br />
<br />
*beep*<br />
<br />
Oh, *beep* speaking of games... I've got into *beep* Secondlife now. I'll list my name *beep* on it. If you're interested (or care) *beep* enough to play, just add me. *beep* Hold on, this bomb is annoying.<br />
<br />
*beep*<br />
*beep*<br />
*beep beep beep beep beep beep bee-*<br />
<b>*BOOM!*</b><br />
<br />
<b><i>Terrorists Win.</i></b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Rise and shine, Dr. Kyzuki...</title>
                <link>http://Keokyzuki.deviantart.com/journal/13243565/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:58:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 'The right man, in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world... So wake up, Wake up, and smell the ashes..." -Michael Shapiro/G-Man (Half-Life 2)<br />
<br />
Holy hell, it's been a while.<br />
<br />
I haven't been far too active here, or anywhere for that matter. Got out last Friday from school, and I've been working all day, every day, from 7:30-5. Fun, don't you agree? Even though, I'm not going to complain. At least I can't say something stupid to hurt someone, while I'm busy working on a vehicle, or sanding the sharp edges of glass down.<br />
<br />
But it seems for every good thing that happens, two more bad ones come to overwhelm it.<br />
<br />
School was out, yay. I didn't have any computers for a while. Desktop decided to die, and Laptop was sent in to be resurrected. I was stuck with my DOS 5 machine, and a '97 laptop. <br />
<br />
Speaking of death, something happened over the week that took everyone by the balls, and twisted. Hard.<br />
<br />
My friend Reggie, who I do all of my stupid and half-assed stunts with, had his father die on the 4th. Nobody expected it, it happened so suddenly.<br />
<br />
From what I know, he had a heart attack while playing softball. He was on 2nd base, and suddenly collapsed... I wasn't there to see it, and neither was his wife or sons. I had learned about it from a close friend. <br />
<br />
I hate to have this going on... I've been able to talk to Reggie's brother, but not Reggie.<br />
<br />
And now, for what actually is the third shit thing that happened. My friend Gary, who is probably the one person I can really talk to, has admitted himself to the hospital. He too was Charley's friend, and we've known each other for approximately five, six years.<br />
<br />
He told me before he left, that he was having panic attacks, and was scratching at his arm constantly. I said it was a good idea, and told him to call my cell phone whenever he felt he needed to.<br />
<br />
So anyway, at least I'm alive.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Brilliant!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 21:52:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ever have those times, where everything is just going straight to shit, but then... Something amazing happens?<br />
<br />
I had one. Actually, two.<br />
<br />
So there I was, sitting here like I am now, about to <b>ABSOLUTELY ROCK SOMEONE IN THE FACE <i>WITH A SCOUT</i></b>. When all of a sudden, the doorbell rings.<br />
<br />
I went to answer it, and the second I opened the door, I realized that there stood the one girl that is considered to be the <b>most</b> 'hot' girl in school. The first thing she said was: <i>"Woah, you live here?!"</i><br />
<br />
I guess she's actually noticed me wandering around the school, which is a suprise in itself. <br />
<br />
Anyway, her sister's car had broken down close to my house (or something was wrong, so she shut it off.) She told me what was going on, and I grabbed my old laptop and the car connection cord for it... About Ten minutes later, I knew what was wrong with it, and fixed the car. Nothing big, I guess a couple wires slipped. <br />
<br />
The second I had my stuff ready to go the whole 200 ft. trip back home, she and her sister both gave me a hug at the same time, which was awesome. I think I purred a little, but I hope not, otherwise she'll try and make me do it during class or something. People usually do.<br />
<br />
The moral of the story here: Know how to fix a car. It gets you hugs from hot chicks.<br />
<br />
(P.S... Laptop's still dead. I just got it sent into Compaq Friday night, should be here by Wednesday.)<br />
<br />
----------------------------------------------<br />
I support the Army National Guard! <br />
... Why don't YOU?<br />
----------------------------------------------<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Listen up. (Warning: Offensive content)</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 20:14:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello all of my friends, or those who I remember as friends.<br />
<br />
Here's a generic update on my life as of now:<br />
<br />
Laptop's dead;<br />
Internet is screwed up;<br />
My friends are asshats;<br />
I'm busy as hell;<br />
Humans suck.<br />
<br />
Yep, that's about it. Laptop died from overheating, my modem's fucked in the head, all work, no play, and people can't drive worth shit.<br />
<br />
As for the friends bit...<br />
<br />
The one who I apparently love has ignored me for the past two weeks. I guess she hasn't picked up that I feel like complete shit that I have nothing to say anymore, and there's nothing to talk about.<br />
<br />
One who says he's gonna be there for me, hass of late, NOT been there. Every time I talk to him, it's always like he's just busy as all fuck, and has no time to do anything, unless he just wants to screw around.<br />
<br />
One who used to be fun to just mess around with, is starting to be more serious, sincere , and sympathetic toward me, thinking it calms me down. Biggest crock of bullshit... I know he knows as well as the next guy that I absolutely hate it.<br />
<br />
One has been a complete dumbass, and did the unthinkably stupid. He brought Vodka to school, and started to drink it. Decided that it'd be funny to blow it in my face... Wasn't very funny that I didn't remember anything except black for the next hour and a half, waking up in the nurse's office.<br />
<br />
One's an idiot that decided to drink the Vodka. While, baked out of his mind. I don't know if they're doing this to actually piss me off, but I don't care. If this shit is kept up, I'm making DAMN sure to remove them from the gene pool. We don't need even dumber citizens walking around America.<br />
<br />
One's riding my ass because I broke something he apparently couldn't live without- Whiskey. Whoo, boo-fuckity-hoo. It's a whiskey bottle, and he's 16. That's not gonna do anyone any good, even when you're blasted out of your mind as it is. He's going to be an alcoholic, I just know it, and there's really nothing I can do.<br />
<br />
One's always fighting with her parents. Can't seem to get a break with one, who from what I hear is just being childish. I don't even know if that's accurate at all... Hell, I'm starting not to care. I guess it's just a cycle, or I get bored of it. I don't need to hear every day "Oh so I got in another fight with my parents..." Blah blah blah.<br />
<br />
One's got this great ability to make me feel like shit, like I'm unimportant, and like nobody gives a damn about me. She'll instantly skip over me if I say hello, to go talk to someone else. Sure, I can understand if you haven't seen that other person in a while, but at the very least, don't go all mushy in front of me, and then ignore me. Completely uncalled for.<br />
<br />
The last one I don't consider an asshat. The one person I've actually found to stand there, and not do stupid shit, when asked to be serious. He's seriously turned his life around, from a High-School dropout, to a Private First-Class in the Army National Guard. I'm proud of the guy, actually. And to be honest, I can't wait to see him again. It's going to be a long five months before he's back here, but I can wait. No, he's not my lover, he's one of the best friends I've got, and I'm happy to admit it. No more "hey, dumbass" or "stupid, come here." <br />
<br />
<br />
I'm sorry to everyone that reads this... I needed to vent, badly. I haven't been able to since Charley's death...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Asterisk Asterisk Asterisk Asterisk (****)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:21:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whoo, have fun figuring out the four letter word there.<br />
<br />
Well, in short... I feel like <i>SHIT.</i><br />
<br />
I've been working on everything short of the Kitchen Sink up here, with no time for myself, or anyone else around here...<br />
<br />
I know I'm the one making DH feel like shit. There is nothing I can do anymore... Things like this happen every time I find someone I really like. We end up with nothing to say, and that's that. All it ends up with is silence. I absolutely <i>HATE</i> myself, when I can think of nothing to say. In any fashion, the cycle known as my love life goes in the same damn circle... <br />
<br />
Sometimes I want to shoot myself, but then I remember it's futile, and a waste of a bullet I could someday use to shoot someone else in the head. <br />
<br />
I know things are starting to go downhill... If I don't think of something I can do, it'll be far too late... I love her, probably more than she knows... But I don't know how to show it from all the way up here. She's on the opposite side of the country, not some two hour drive... But I made her a promise, and if she doesn't do anything to herself, or me... I'll try as best I can to fulfill it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Open Mic Night</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:20:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *thump* Testing... One, Eight... Ten... Five...<br />
<br />
Only tonight, we bring you the one and only Raphial McDuffy!<br />
<br />
*crickets* Or not... In this case, we have Devi-... *aside* Wha? We don't? Well how about..? No? Damnit.<br />
<br />
So... How's about that airplane food? Sure tastes like crap, but it makes some good glue. Aaand... I'll not tell any more jokes. I'll get straight to the point.<br />
<br />
I won't be on DA as much as I used to. I'll be here once and a while, but... Not a lot. There are things going on that just take my time up. I'll throw a render up every now and then, whenever MW3 decides to work. Oh well. <br />
<br />
People constantly want my attention, want me to do this, that, and some other thing. "Hey, come here and look at this!" "We need to go to Brainerd." "Get over here and back me up!" ... Guess what? I'm about - close to telling you all off. I'll be social, to a point. Everyone at school needs to just go away... I'll talk to them when I want to.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Green light means GO!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:47:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yes people, green lights <b><em>DO NOT MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD STOP LIKE A DUMBASS.</em></b><br />
<br />
Jeez, it's a simple concept. "Green go. Red stop." I don't know how many times I've encountered such a thing while driving, but people in a white Rav4 have a tendancy to hold up traffic by talking on their cell and/or not paying attention.<br />
<br />
<br />
Enough rant on that. On Sunday, something happened. Unfortunately, only my close friends get to hear it, because they have my phone number. Yes, I'm only telling this over the phone. No, I won't type it, the tone of my voice and the various sounds of me trying to walk are absolutely necessary for you to understand.<br />
<br />
Anyway... Incredibly awesome list time.<br />
<br />
DevilsHaven -> <a href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/devilshaven.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="devilshaven" /></a> Raphial -> <a href="http://raphial.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/a/raphial.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="raphial" /></a> Malunis -> <a href="http://malunis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/malunis.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="malunis" /></a> KatWylder -> <a href="http://katwylder.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/katwylder.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="katwylder" /></a> Nitroanarchygirl -> <a href="http://nitroanarchygirl.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nitroanarchygirl.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="nitroanarchygirl" /></a> happyneko407 -> <a href="http://happyneko407.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/happyneko407.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="happyneko407" /></a> Buttetsu-Batou -> <a href="http://buttetsu-batou.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/u/buttetsu-batou.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="buttetsu-batou" /></a> Boring-Days -> <a href="http://boring-days.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/boring-days.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="boring-days" /></a> Fox-Fluff109 -> <a href="http://fox-fluff109.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/o/fox-fluff109.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="fox-fluff109" /></a> vampirate14 -> <a href="http://vampirate14.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/v/a/vampirate14.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="vampirate14" /></a> <br />
(It's growing, people. C'mon and make yourself known to me.)<br />
<br />
<br />
Incredibly Awesome: BANDS!<br />
<br />
Fear Factory<br />
Trapt<br />
Queen<br />
Chicago<br />
Sting & The Police<br />
Black Sabbath<br />
Count Zero<br />
Avenged Sevenfold<br />
<br />
<br />
Incredibly NOT AWESOME: BANDS/Artists<br />
<br />
Type O Negative (TON)<br />
Eminem<br />
Vanilla Ice<br />
Underoath<br />
Bright Eyes (Emo fucks.)<br />
Suffokate<br />
Sugar Shack<br />
40 Below Summer<br />
<br />
Don't agree? I don't care. I hate those bands/artists. Expect more hate from me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>The LOLable side of life.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:55:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ssssssssoooooooooooooo.... Yeah. <br />
<br />
Fun day today. Not really. Well really.<br />
<br />
As you can see, I have my incredibly awesome Combine Manual things up. Pllllleeeeeaaaassseeeee tell me what you think. Otherwise I'll just stop doing them anyway. I do hope to make a compilation of the lot, and do things... NOT WITH SHEEP. <br />
<br />
OH, by the way: That other mess'a shit that was in the way, has passed. And I got a hug. I rule.<br />
<br />
So now there's like, some sort of like, smartass rant or comment I'm supposed to go on, but instead I'll break tradition and do something constructive. <br />
<br />
-------INCREDIBLY AWESOME LIST.-------<br />
<br />
DevilsHaven <a href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/devilshaven.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="devilshaven" /></a><br />
<br />
Raphial <a href="http://raphial.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/a/raphial.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="raphial" /></a><br />
<br />
Malunis <a href="http://malunis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/malunis.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="malunis" /></a><br />
<br />
KatWylder <a href="http://katwylder.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/katwylder.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="katwylder" /></a><br />
<br />
Nitroanarchygirl <a href="http://nitroanarchygirl.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nitroanarchygirl.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="nitroanarchygirl" /></a><br />
<br />
happyneko407 <a href="http://happyneko407.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/happyneko407.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="happyneko407" /></a><br />
<br />
----------------- Visit them. Or die by Richard Simmons. -----------------<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Jeeeeezhus Christ, Timmy!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:33:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Shit happens. Will decompose.<br />
<br />
So true... But it'll be there for a while.<br />
<br />
There I was last saturday, working in the concession stand with a few girls from my class. I (naturally) had my laptop there to alleviate boredom... Unfortunately, one of the girls I was working with got her hands on it first, and started looking at all of my stuff. She giggled at all of the pictures and passed it to her friend, who proceeded to do the same... Until she found the folder with some furry stuff in it.<br />
<br />
I'm not the kind of guy who looks at/watches porn, so of course there isn't any on my laptop (not to mention virii from pr0n websites). Although my pictures were clean from a sexual standpoint, she instantly said: "You're fucking furry? Where's all your porn, you pervert?"<br />
<br />
To put this simply: Shit hit the fan.<br />
<br />
I'm not proud of this, or consider myself more of a man for doing so, but I reamed her out. By the end of my little rant, she was crying. I feel worse because of the other girl that stood and watched this all happen, she is considered 'The most popular girl at school', and does know me a little better than most do.<br />
<br />
Even though I made her cry, she still insists on giving me crap about it on and off. I just remind her that she broke down and ran to the bathroom because of the person she taunted.<br />
<br />
<br />
In lighter news, I have a new kitten. He's a black and white fireball, and the only thing that wears him out is climbing walls.<br />
<br />
I'll put a picture up later on.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Character Quiz: (Omgz.)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:23:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Even though I can't draw my characters, I still enjoy doing these little timewasters at 2AM.<br />
<br />
[Copied from <a href="http://katwylder.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/katwylder.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="katwylder" /></a> from a general tagging~]<br />
<br />
Rules<br />
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.<br />
2. Make them answer the following questions<br />
<br />
Characters Chosen:<br />
<br />
Keo Kyzuki - Too lazy... Read up here: <a href="http://linuxpie.net/keo/">[link]</a><br />
Vista Kyzuki - Keo's insane, yet normal daughter. Taken back after my friend had played her for a while...<br />
Hakim - Idiotic terrorist #2, Arabian<br />
Boss - Idiotic terrorist #1, Russian<br />
<br />
<br />
How Old Are You?<br />
<br />
Keo: 410, on October 25th. I'm so young... *shiftyeyes*<br />
Vista: 16... And I can DRIVE!<br />
Hakim: Bosssss... Am I a pretty 13 year old girl?<br />
Boss: No Hakim. You are 27. I am 31.<br />
<br />
Height?<br />
<br />
Keo: Six foot Eight. Looking down at heads does tend to get boring.<br />
Vista: Five even... I feel like a midget.<br />
Hakim: One box tall! See? *stands next to a box*<br />
Boss: One and one half meters.<br />
<br />
You Got Any Bad Habits??<br />
<br />
Keo: I enjoy driving too fast.<br />
Vista: *spins in circles, eventually falling down*<br />
Hakim: I think that is her bad habit. At least I'm not mean like Boss.<br />
Boss: Brilliant deduction, captain obvious.<br />
<br />
You a virgin?<br />
<br />
Keo: Nah, even though Vista's adopted.<br />
Vista: While my dad's in the room, yes,<br />
Hakim: What is that?<br />
Boss: Ask my children in Russia.<br />
<br />
Who's your Mate?<br />
<br />
Keo: She ran off. So did the other two.<br />
Vista: Noooooone.<br />
Hakim: I'm still lost. Is this about sex?<br />
Boss: My children must not know Celene Dion is their mother.<br />
<br />
Have Any Kids?<br />
<br />
Keo: Vista... Couple others maybe.<br />
Vista: I am one... I guess.<br />
Hakim: I once had a child with a box come to my house. Does that count?<br />
Boss: I just said I had five... Americans...<br />
<br />
Favourite Food?<br />
<br />
Keo: Anything I cook with my shirt off.<br />
Vista: Bacon. Especially when my dad cooks it with his shirt off.<br />
Hakim: I like Ramen. I had it a lot in College.<br />
Boss: Vodka. It is food in Russia.<br />
<br />
Favourite Ice Cream flavour?<br />
<br />
Keo: Chocolate... Mmmm...<br />
Vista: Whatever's in the freezer.<br />
Hakim: Sand is good. Better than Ice Cream.<br />
Boss: Vodka. It is ice cream in Russia.<br />
<br />
<br />
Killed anyone?<br />
<br />
Keo: .... Yes.<br />
Vista: Nope, not really.<br />
Hakim: I think I died five times already.<br />
Boss: I shot Hakim last week.<br />
<br />
Hate anyone?<br />
<br />
Keo: I can't hold a grudge for more than five seconds... But other than that, it's those stupid "WHITE POWER" people. I want to stab them all in the face.<br />
Vista: I'mma agree with the big kitty on that.<br />
Hakim: What eats squirrels? I hate those.<br />
Boss: Hakim.<br />
<br />
Any Secrets?<br />
<br />
Keo: I cook with my shirt off.<br />
Vista: That's not something you'll hear out of me.<br />
Hakim: The boomsoap is planted at B...<br />
Boss: The bomb is planted at A.<br />
<br />
Love Anyone?<br />
<br />
Keo: Define love, anymore.<br />
Vista: Me daaady.<br />
Hakim: Mrs. Squirrel loves me.<br />
Boss: My wife Celene Dion. Her cardboard cutout helps while she's on tour.<br />
<br />
TACOS?<br />
<br />
Keo: Hell yeah! *takes shirt off*<br />
Vista: Need... Welding Mask... Damnit... Dad...<br />
Hakim: TACO!<br />
Boss: In Russia, Taco is in Vodka.<br />
<br />
Ever slept in All day?<br />
<br />
Keo: All the time. I hate it, though.<br />
Vista: Yes. That way I didn't have to see my dad cook.<br />
Hakim: No... Boss would shoot me.<br />
Boss: Every day.<br />
<br />
<br />
Favourite Show?<br />
<br />
Keo: That one... Where stuff explodes.<br />
Vista: "Can You Run From a Laser Beam?" It's a popular show... On the internet.<br />
Hakim: Something with Squirrel.<br />
Boss: I require less T.V. than a cow.<br />
<br />
Favourite Movie?<br />
<br />
Keo: Spaceballs.<br />
Vista: That movie 300.<br />
Hakim: I don't know.<br />
Boss: Red dawn.<br />
<br />
Favorite Band?<br />
<br />
Keo: Anything but country and rap.<br />
Vista: I'll listen to anything.<br />
Hakim: I like my headband.<br />
Boss: I think Hakim just said something smart... But I like AC/DC.<br />
<br />
Eye Colours?<br />
<br />
Keo: A dark, sexy green...<br />
Vista: Blue. <br />
Hakim: I don't know, I wear sunglasses. Ask the squirrel.<br />
Boss: Black.<br />
<br />
Skin?<br />
<br />
Keo: Skin? I have thick and soft fur...<br />
Vista: Just a light ta-... Dad! Stop trying to pick up girls!<br />
Hakim: Dark skin... I hide like ninja in the trees.<br />
Boss: White.<br />
<br />
Fat/Average/Slim?<br />
<br />
Keo... ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Ninja-ing</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 19:21:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yet another weekend at Reggie's... And another run from the police.<br />
<br />
But that was the second outing, the first was MUCH more interesting.<br />
<br />
We were making fried rice at... 12AM, and ran out of eggs. The stores were closed, and I was low on gas, so we decided to Ninja our way through town to a friend's house.<br />
<br />
We got there, the four of us (Me, Cody, Stone, and Reggie) armed to the teeth with airsoft guns. The door was open, but we had to wait for the dog to move before entering, and after which we came in and the others hid, while I moved in farther. The dog knew me, so I called for her, and she ran up the stairs to pounce and lick me like she always did, and we were undetected... Until she saw the others.<br />
<br />
The dog barked loudly, and my friend came up... Busted us because of it. So we got our eggs, and left.<br />
<br />
Second outing was shortlived. Someone saw us and called the cops, so it was every man for himself as we booked for it. Guess who he chased... Me.<br />
<br />
My labcoat was flipping like crazy as I ran from him... Ended up taking through the woods, he stopped after that and ran after Stone... Who was walking. I radio'd him to get his ass in gear, and the next thing I knew he was down flat on his face.<br />
<br />
Reggie and I caught it, so Reggie shot at the cop with his airsoft shotgun while I shot at him with my Airsoft rifle. I helped Stone up and distracted long enough for Reggie to get out of there... Met up with Cody back at Reggie's house, and we all laughed and ate pizza. <br />
<br />
Pizza, for christ's sake...<br />
<br />
Anyway, we had fun that night, and played some CTF. Either way, I'm good, and so are the others... I think I made 50$ off of it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Wallpapers! (Read if you like my stuff~)</title>
                <link>http://Keokyzuki.deviantart.com/journal/12148276/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:13:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah, if you like any of the renders I've done...<br />
<br />
I'm making wallpapers for those that want them. I'll do widescreen (1200x800), or standard (1024x768). I don't expect anything in return, but if you could, pass with word on.<br />
<br />
Drop me a note with your e-mail address, the one you like, and I'll get it done as soon as possible.<br />
<br />
 It'll come in a jpeg, so don't freak out... The file will come from ( keo at nerdshack dot com ). Bitchin' domain, ne?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Not only that, our school band is going to contest this Wednesday, 3/14. We're playing two songs: On a Hymnsong of Philip Bliss, and Festivo... Yay. Anyway, I leave now.<br />
<br />
*poof*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>DA-Survey-Thinger</title>
                <link>http://Keokyzuki.deviantart.com/journal/12127181/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:21:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DeviantArt Survey<br />
Just answer the following questions.<br />
<br />
1) What is your deviant-name and what does it mean?<br />
It's actually an assumed name, first and last.<br />
<br />
2) Why did you join this site?<br />
At the time, it was to pretty much watch what <a href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/devilshaven.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="devilshaven" /></a> was drawing.<br />
<br />
3) What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?<br />
Uhhhhhhhhh.... When I first joined, Id'a been one of those anime nuts.<br />
<br />
4) Were any of the fandoms you have currently brought about by this site?<br />
Furry, which came along more and more as I got into it.<br />
<br />
5) Look into your stats. What is your:<br />
- Most Favorited Deviation: Desert of Stars<br />
- Most Viewed Deviation: Plagued with Fire <br />
- Most Commented Deviation: Desert of Stars<br />
<br />
6) How many watchers do you have at this moment?<br />
19<br />
<br />
7) First ever watcher?<br />
<a href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/devilshaven.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="devilshaven" /></a> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />~<br />
<br />
8) How many pageviews do you have at this moment?<br />
1,226<br />
<br />
9) What is your artist's title shown beneath your "status"?<br />
Mad Scientist<br />
<br />
10) What is your most "meaningful" work?<br />
Lake in the Valley of Death. I'm sure some hippies can figure out a deep meaning behind it. (C'mon hippies, that's your cue!)<br />
<br />
11) Best COMPLETED piece you ever did?<br />
Ancient Shores<br />
<br />
12) Work that took the longest?<br />
Same as #11<br />
<br />
13) DA artist who has influenced you the most?<br />
DevilsHaven <a href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/devilshaven.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="devilshaven" /></a> I like to bounce ideas off of her, and Malunis <a href="http://malunis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/malunis.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="malunis" /></a><br />
<br />
14) What is currently the funnest thing to draw?<br />
The letter Q. o.o<br />
<br />
Easiest thing to draw?<br />
The letter I<br />
<br />
15) Your first ever giftart was to:<br />
Uhhhhhh.... That'll come soon enough.<br />
<br />
First ever giftart received was from:<br />
So will this.<br />
<br />
16) How many clubs are you in?<br />
None<br />
<br />
17) How long have you been here?<br />
A while. Little over a year.<br />
<br />
18) Are you on any other art sites?<br />
No<br />
<br />
19) Can you remember the old DA layout?<br />
I can't even remember breakfast.<br />
<br />
20) Are you still as passionate about art/poetry/prose as when you joined this site?<br />
Mmhm, although Music is a lot more my thing.<br />
<br />
There, I have fuffled ze taggage... (Yes, fuffled. Live with it.)<br />
<br />
And until next time kiddies, remember that if you don't get your bacon from the machine, yell loudly and hit it. <br />
<br />
"WHERE'S MAH GODDAMN BACON?!?!"<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Road Rage (Swearing. Lots.)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:58:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WHEEEEEEEEEEEE...<br />
<br />
Apparently, people don't like it when you yell obscenities out the window while driving.<br />
<br />
Then again, I don't like having to wait another five minutes, because some dumbass thought a green light meant to STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING INTERSECTION!<br />
<br />
Swear to god, this is NOT the only time it's happened... I nearly got out of the car and punched the person in the face. Fortunately, I didn't have to... Someone almost ran into them, and they finally got the hint to "GTFO the way."<br />
<br />
Soooooo... I pissed off about eight soccer moms, who decided to somehow have their windows down in 30F weather, yelled back and told me to be quiet. I guess a bright "Fuck you, lady." would have been in order, but Reggie popped their van with an airsoft gun... Scared them all. I laughed.<br />
<br />
Other than that, road rage with me is NOT at all uncommon. The normal phrases heard while behind the wheel:<br />
<br />
<br />
"Where the FUCK did you get your liscense!?"<br />
"Thanks for cutting me off, fucktard."<br />
"Look at this dumbshit!"<br />
"These Mother FUCKERS think they own the damn road..."<br />
"A GREEN LIGHT MEANS GO, DUMBASS."<br />
"It's like a big, dumb, clusterfuck of cars... Otherwise known as TRAFFIC."<br />
"THE SPEED LIMIT IS 35, NOT 5."<br />
<br />
Yes, I use Fuck a lot. <br />
Yes, I like variations of the word Fuck.<br />
<br />
No, I will not laugh at you if you use it in an obviously fake way.<br />
Yes, I will laugh at you if it's said without thinking.<br />
<br />
There's a time and place for everything, people. Learn it.<br />
<br />
(P.S. If you see me in Brainerd... Don't hesitate to wave. I drive a white Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight Regency. Just look for the guy either singing/yelling in the car... Possibly a fat little redhead kid in there too. Or The Reggie... He's a damn Ninja. And don't approach the car, unless you like to have nice big welts... Or blood drawn from an airsoft gun. Mine hurts like a bitch. Make sure you at least wave first, if you do... I'm rambling on and on and on... PIE.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Turns out it WASN'T!</title>
                <link>http://Keokyzuki.deviantart.com/journal/12060379/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:19:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep... That whole church retreat thing... Not gay.<br />
<br />
Wasn't a whole waste, turns out most of the leader peoples were about as 'normal' as I am. (Even though I'm nowhere NEAR normal.)<br />
<br />
But yeah, wasn't a total bust. I honestly liked it more than I thought I would.<br />
<br />
Even though, I'm seriously in a pissed-off-at-anything-that-moves mood, because of the sheer lack of caffeine from today.<br />
<br />
Yes, I'm addicted to it. Physically and mentally. Can't function without it at all, so if you're around me after a day like today... Back off, unless you like to be decapitated. I'm not much fun during those times, just ask any of my close friends... Some still have scars from taunting me. I need an IV of Coca-Cola just to keep sane tonight, so give me one of those machines... If it was flat, that'd work a LOT better... Air bubbles + Blood = DEAD.<br />
<br />
Pie.<br />
<br />
Yes, Pie.<br />
<br />
Pie, that thing that people say 'Oh only fat people eat pie.' <b>NOT TRUE.</b><br />
<br />
Even though I don't eat pie, it's not just for fat people... I'd like to punch those sort of humans in the face. A nice *POP* and they'd be down on the ground.<br />
<br />
Sooo.... Yeah, no more ranting for me tonight. I'm done.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>True Multitasking!</title>
                <link>http://Keokyzuki.deviantart.com/journal/12038618/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:38:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ How many things can one Doctor do at once?<br />
<br />
I'm about to tell you~<br />
<br />
Close to eight.<br />
<br />
At the moment, I'm adding songs to my Winamp playlist, flying an F-18, telling some kid off, typing a message, ordering a pizza, petting the dog, keeping Dela entertained in AIM, and keeping the fan from making noise.<br />
<br />
Damn, I'm good.<br />
<br />
So we DID get shitloads of snow... About 2-2.5' of it.<br />
<br />
My dad couldn't make it up the driveway in his work van, which I had to laugh at. (Those who live in/around Brainerd would see it across from Hardees on Washington St. It's where Casey's used to be, my family's autoglass shop... Enough advertising from me >.>') I ended up towing him up the driveway with my car, which is embarrassing as it is.<br />
<br />
So now I'm sitting here like... Blah. I have to go to some church-retreat shit tomorrow... >.< I swear, I'll have both of my cell phones, so if someone wants to call, DO. x.x<br />
<br />
It runs from 9:45AM-8:30PM... I'm going to go CRAZY. I'll need my MP3 player, batteries... And loads of Heavy Metal, and what those damn 'Jesusfreaks' would call satanic music... It keeps me sane.<br />
<br />
<br />
"Someone set us up the bomb, because that dude just shot my teammate in the face..."<br />
<br />
That's not the worst thing to hear, while playing Counter-Strike. The worst thing to hear in a match would be: "Oh SHIT! Was he on our team?"   <- That's an instant indicator your team is FUCKED.<br />
<br />
"ENEMY ARMOR SPOTTED!" <- Worst thing to hear as an infantryman.<br />
"hoe do i change weaponz?????? lol" <- Just the worst thing to hear, anywhere.<br />
"*BOOM* Oh, dude! There was a jet on your tail." <- Worst teammate. Ever.<br />
<br />
"Waiter, there's a large penis in my soup!" <-- Worst thing to hear in a diner.<br />
"... I ASKED FOR A MEDIUM SIZE ONE!" <-- Worst thing to hear AFTER above quote.<br />
<br />
Buuuuuuut... Yeah.<br />
<br />
Strong Bad = Kickass. Go watch some at: <a href="http://homestarrunner.com">[link]</a><br />
<br />
And now, I leave to go shoot things, or dig in some snow.<br />
<br />
Laters.<br />
<br />
_---------------------------------------------------------------------------------_<br />
|  Did I forget to mention?<br />
|  I love this girl, displayed right here: <a href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/devilshaven.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="devilshaven" /></a> ~<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>And on the Seventh Day...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:03:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ God said "BOOM, HEADSHOT!"... And it was good.<br />
<br />
Yeeeah... I'm bored, been blasting people away on Battlefield 2. Artillery = Love<br />
<br />
So I've also picked up Warzone 2100 again, it's been GPL'd... (YAY.) Get yourself a copy: <a href="http://wz2100.net/downloads.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
So far, I've been laying around... Found out that jets hate me less than helicopters. Although I liked the ones in Battlefield 1942... Spitfire = Love ^^<br />
<br />
Aaaand... I got bored, stole this from <a href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/devilshaven.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="devilshaven" /></a><br />
<br />
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?<br />
<br />
So, here's how it works:<br />
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)<br />
2. Put it on shuffle<br />
3. Press play<br />
4. For every question, type the song that's playing<br />
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button<br />
6. Don't lie. (much)<br />
<br />
Opening Credits: Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy<br />
<br />
Waking Up: Gorillaz - Demon Days<br />
<br />
First Day At School: Greenday - Jesus of Suburbia<br />
<br />
Falling In Love: Disturbed - Mistress<br />
<br />
Fight Song: Seether - Remedy<br />
<br />
Breaking Up: Godsmack - Bleeding Me<br />
<br />
Prom: Godsmack - Goin' Down<br />
<br />
Life: Godsmack - Runnin' Blind (Holy shit, I've got WAY too much Godsmack...)<br />
<br />
Mental Breakdown: Greenday - Boulevard of Broken Dreams<br />
<br />
Driving Far Away: Bowling for Soup - Ohio<br />
<br />
Flashback: Linkin Park - About to Break<br />
<br />
Wedding: Creed - Faceless Man (Oh great... I turn gay. x.x)<br />
<br />
Birth of Child: Gorillaz - White Light<br />
<br />
Final Battle: Queen - Another One Bites the Dust<br />
<br />
Death Scene: Disturbed - Deify (That's oddly correct... I don't die.)<br />
<br />
Funeral Song: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (o.O)<br />
<br />
End Credit: Fear Factory - Invisible Wounds (I think it is... I think my tags have been fucked around with.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Doctor Mode = 1</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 00:01:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So there we were...<br />
<br />
Late at night, freezing rain. Everything was slippery as hell.<br />
<br />
That did NOT stop the local cop from chasing Reggie and I tonight, around 1:00 AM. (GMT -6)<br />
<br />
 I laughed... We split up, so he just said "I'll get you little bastards!" and drove off...<br />
<br />
I've been in an adrenaline rush nearly all night, and just now am I coming off of it. So tired... But in all, we had fun.<br />
<br />
I did bail Reggie out... He was about ----------- close to being caught (Not to scale). So I had the brilliant idea to double back and slide under the cop, and book it the opposite direction. Threw him off, I ran, Reggie ran. We were smart though, and brought Two-Way radios, so we were in contact after it all. And about 30 minutes ago, we regrouped and came back... I'm borrowing his phone line to type this... Stupid Dialup. Someone give thanks to The Reggie for having a phone.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>So... Wrong... x.X</title>
                <link>http://Keokyzuki.deviantart.com/journal/11900436/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 19:51:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I swear to god, I'll take anything and warp it into something dirty...<br />
<br />
And/Or go all dyslexic and mess it up... Classic me moment:<br />
<br />
Keo: O.o I think he was on my team...<br />
Dela: Hm?<br />
Keo: I killed my toilet with a teammate<br />
Keo: Wait<br />
Keo: Goddamnit<br />
Dela: o.o<br />
Keo: I killed my teammate with a toilet<br />
Dela: xD<br />
Dela: I like it better the other way.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the whole MW3 video recording will take WAY too long... It's nuts.<br />
<br />
Andddd... Uhhh.... Penis.<br />
<br />
Yeah, felt like throwing that in there... I've been saying it all day, and it throws people off. It's kind'a funny to watch someone stumble in the hall after being hit with a P-Bomb.<br />
<br />
Me: Penis... I donno why, but I've been saying that all day.<br />
Reggie: If your last name was a penis, mine would be bigger than yours.<br />
Me: Maybe if measurements played by golf rules... I think 8 beats 5.<br />
Reggie: But if you take in account the first name...<br />
Me: You said last name.<br />
Reggie: Screw you.<br />
<br />
<br />
Bahaahaha.... I'm such an ass sometimes.<br />
<br />
And on another, more sour note... I'm allergic to alcohol. Found that out after I took a few shots on a bad night a few weeks ago. Slipped my mind until now... Oh well, I hate the fact I can't walk straight... Then again, I don't normally. Not like it's a big "OMIGOSH WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO WITHOUT GETTING SHITFACED???" I'll tell you what'll happen... I'll laugh as my friends get drunk, and I'll be able to fuck with the minds of drunk people... Drop'em off at the wrong house, is what I'll do. Anyway, I think I'll go throw a teammate at my toilet. (Which makes some sense.)<br />
<br />
<br />
Penis.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>It's coming out again!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 21:23:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The music nerd in me is coming out again, because I've got FL Studio 5! (I find the greatest stuff at pawn shops.)<br />
<br />
Anyway I'm still in the 'Mess with shit until it works' stage, so don't expect anything from me until I figure it out.<br />
<br />
So far I've been learning to play the piano on it, so not all is lost... I'm enjoying this way too much, which only goes to prove how big of a music geek I am.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>.............^2</title>
                <link>http://Keokyzuki.deviantart.com/journal/11804318/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 19:37:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *Noone else should really give half a crap about this, but it's going to be a hard-ass rant.*<br />
<br />
Yeah, go figure.<br />
<br />
Both of you, cut the goddamn drama.<br />
<br />
If you both are going to be at each other's throats, I'll give you a little advice... It's quick and easy: Shut the fuck up.<br />
<br />
You two are best friends, and this kind of bullshit shouldn't tear you two down the middle. So far she's happy, and you're pissed. Right now, I'm way the fuck up in Minnesota, so don't talk about me all that much. I don't even know if I'll be able to get away to come down there as it is, it probably won't be for another couple years.<br />
<br />
As for all of this attacking in your journals... Just leave it alone. I swear to god I'll pop a blood vessel if this keeps up, so just take my advice... Shut the fuck up.<br />
<br />
You don't have to read this, don't have to follow my advice. But one needs to just be happy her friends are happy, and the other needs to leave her alone. I hope you know who I'm talking about when I say that she has a reason to be saddened, and I for one don't blame her. Guess what though? Things will get better, I'll bet you $50. It won't be today, or even next week maybe, but sometime it'll get better.<br />
<br />
Now you know who I'm going after... Leave your friend alone if she's sad. Doesn't matter if she did the same to you, doesn't mean you can do it to her. You should be helping her, more than obsessing over me. I'm sorry I have to go on this rant, but goddamnit you both need to show a little more maturity and help one another.<br />
<br />
Don't mean to ruin your day, but guess what... I'm pissed off now too, so cut the shit before I have a heart attack at 16. This is all unnecessary, you don't need to be biting and bitching at each other over ME for fuck's sake. (And don't say it's not my fault, I'm at the root of this.)<br />
<br />
Kiss and make up, quick.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>ZOMGFBBQ</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:32:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you can figure that out, -1 to your intelligence ability!<br />
<br />
So yeah, that was COMPLETELY random of me.<br />
<br />
I found my Mojoworld CDs (As you can hopefully see), and I'm back in the game =3<br />
<br />
As for other things, with the release of Windows Vista, I'm now going to share my opinion... It SUCKS. Buy a computer with XP if possible, Vista is a pile of dogshit! (Kekeke... Dogshit... Haven't used that word in over a week.)<br />
<br />
And now to promote *heroic fanfare* LINUX! Yes Linux. It's free, and if you've got an old machine you don't use, burn an iso of Damn Small Linux (DSL) <a href="http://www.damnsmalllinux.org">[link]</a> or PuppyLinux <a href="http://www.puppylinux.org">[link]</a> . Both are great for beginning... And if you're feeling adventurous, try a full-blast distro, like Ubuntu <a href="http://www.ubuntu.org">[link]</a> or Fedora (I recommend Ubuntu, MUCH better.)<br />
<br />
<rant><br />
FEDORA IS SHIT! REDHAT IS SHIT! RPM IS SHIT! FUCK REDHAT!<br />
</rant><br />
<br />
And with that I'm done.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>"Dammit it's gone titts up!"</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 16:15:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm starting to hate to put things up, whenever I do, it seems something horrible has happened.<br />
<br />
Well this time, it hit pretty high on the list.<br />
<br />
My friend Charley, who it seems like I've known forever, passed away Monday.<br />
<br />
From what I hear, he was driving, and had a massive heart attack... His truck landed into a ravine, and caught fire... I guess that was a little blessing, because someone saw the flames and pulled him out, already gone... <br />
<br />
He's being cremated, with full military honors.<br />
<br />
Charley, you were the best friend I ever have had. I don't think there are many who could to compare to you. The way you treated those close to you was almost as if they were family. You always gave me the respect I deserved, and believed in me even when others never did. Although the age difference was at least 50 years, you never looked down upon upon me because I was just a kid.<br />
<br />
You were like a second father to me Charley, And I'll remember you forever.<br />
<br />
Charles Ervin Sparks, 1 February, 1951 - 5 February, 2007, R.I.P. <br />
<br />
Services on Thursday, 8 February, 2007, White Funeral Home, Cassville, MO 65625, internment at Arlington National Cemetary, Arlington, VA.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>The Politics of IRC</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:48:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh what fun is is to ride a one-op server split.<br />
<br />
Yeah I'm an IRC junkie, spend most of my time on Freenode.<br />
(In scraps there, I did a couple bored-ish things that relate to IRC.)<br />
<br />
Anyway, I'm caught between two crybabies, whining about another one... And here's the sad part: They're all three in their 40's-50's.<br />
<br />
Two are whining because the other pissed them off, and the third is whining because they won't own up to the fact that: "LOL I PISSED THEM OFF."<br />
<br />
So here I am caught between my friends (Yeah, I hang out with old people, so what?) wondering if I should really order up a big plate of "STFU" salad. I swear to god, if a 16 yr-old has to set a bunch of ornery ol' farts straight, it's going to be the most sad thing this world is to ever see.<br />
<br />
<br />
!---! On a lighter note !---!<br />
<br />
I'm not dead. (Like that'll ever happen.)<br />
<br />
I've almost found my Mojoworld CD set. (Yay.)<br />
<br />
The song I'm listening to kicks ass. (Don't headbang too hard.)<br />
<br />
I'm almost not sick anymore. (No more kleenex piles.)<br />
<br />
I have to take horse antibiotics. (OMGF HOW IS THAT GOOD?)<br />
<br />
I like taking big pills. (Ooooh I see.)<br />
<br />
It's super-bowl sunday. (You don't like football though!)<br />
<br />
The Colts are probably going to win. (Liar.)<br />
<br />
I'm dominating this conversation. (Nu-uh.)<br />
<br />
I don't need to take my Bi-Polar medication anymore. (Right.)<br />
<br />
You're mindless. (Untrue.)<br />
<br />
I rock. (Sure, and I'm the king of Spain.)<br />
<br />
You dropped your crown, king. (Oops.)<br />
<br />
I'm leaving, this sucks. (Nyooooooo.)<br />
<br />
I'm kidding. (Oh ok.)<br />
<br />
Now I'm leaving. (Wtf?)<br />
<br />
*POOF*<br />
<br />
OH! Check out <a href="http://www.secondlife.com"> Secondlife</a> and add me~ (Keo Kaiousei)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Not dead yet.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 20:03:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't die.<br />
<br />
Although I've been sick for the past two/three weeks, it's REALLY getting on my nerves.<br />
<br />
Haven't been myself at all, snapped at everyone and their mother at least three times, twelve for some. And now I'm bedridden, stupid doctors are pretty much making me stay in here, giving me some shit medication that I really don't care about, it's supposed to be a tranquilizer, but it's more of a depressant.<br />
<br />
And to add on, I was very close to being suspended a few times for finishing a fight that someone started with me. Needless to say although I'm not much, they were on the ground screaming like a bitch. <br />
<br />
So once again I sit here and type things in a javascript box, only to have people read it and go "O LOL SO THATS WHATS GOIN ON!!! LOL?" Yes my friends, lol.<br />
<br />
(P.S. This lady on C-Span just farted on National TV... Damn that's brilliant.)<br />
<br />
(P.S.S. I don't respond to MSN or AIM a whole lot, so don't feel unloved if it seems like I'm ignoring you.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:53:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My cat died on Monday, after a week of suffering.<br />
<br />
It's really all for the better. He wasn't eating, and had lost too much weight... Damn, that's why I hate having pets, to a point. You're always so sad and depressed (not to mention pissed off) when they die. So... Yeah, I'll put up another render sometime, if I feel like it.<br />
<br />
Right now though, I've started eating again and the like, things are almost normal, except classes change for the semester. It's funny though, my first three classes are with the same teacher... So I'll be still going to those rooms, and probably be confused as all hell.<br />
<br />
Right now, school schedule is as stands:<br />
<br />
Block 1: 8:20-9:35<br />
     Senior Band<br />
<br />
Block 2: 9:40-10:55<br />
     Biotechnology<br />
<br />
Block 3: 11:00-12:15<br />
     Web Page Design<br />
<br />
LUNCH: 12:15-12:40<br />
<br />
Block 4: 12:45-1:57<br />
    U.S. History<br />
<br />
Block 5: 2:02-3:14<br />
     Geometery<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>*pant*</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:10:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, so now that I've loaded my net connection to the limit of where the modem's gone "LOL IM DEAD NOW"...<br />
<br />
Yeah, big burst of stuff. A few more pieces to come in a bit, but I need to play some CSS...<br />
<br />
Anyways, kitty's almost better... He spread his little ear infection to me (or so it feels), and now I'm sitting here scratching my ear like he was a few days ago.<br />
<br />
Aaaaaand now for all of you that DO play Counter-Strike Source, and happen to be an anthro sort of person, this would be the server for you: 66.55.154.172:27015  You can find me as + Dr. Keo +... Take a lookiesee. Andyway, I be off.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Kitteh =D</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 19:50:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ He's doing better.<br />
<br />
Got him there just in time... Any later, and they said he wouldn't have made the night.<br />
<br />
It turns out he's got ear infections in both ears, anemia, FELV (Feline Leukemia) and an infection in his system. At the time we took him in, his temp was 105.2F (102F = Normal) At least he's trying to use my leg as a scratching post, instead of curling up on the water heater. Either way, he's not as sick as he was, so he should be ok...<br />
<br />
And now he's trying to help me type, which usually means... "GIVE ME FEWD >3"<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Kitteh D=</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:53:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My cat, is sick...<br />
<br />
Poor thing... He's panting like a dog, and it's driving me insane... I'll put a picture of him up in Scraps... His name is Chip (Same as a character) and he's probably the most odd cat to live. Eats Green/Black olives, Tomatoes, paper... Almost anything you wouldn't think a cat would eat, he does. And although he's pretty much stopped now, he'd randomly launch himself and cling to you.<br />
<br />
He has what's known as Feline Leukemia... It's a virus that attacks his immune system, making him more prone to infection. It was bad at first, but we thought recently, it had gone into remission (Like I had read online a while back.) Saturday, he didn't eat, and laid on top of the water heater all day, and hasn't eaten since. Today the vet clinic couldn't get him in, so I've got to bring him in tomorrow... That is, if he is alive. If he's not... I swear to god, I'm going to kill that freakin' secretary.<br />
<br />
And by the way, I don't have an eating disorder... I'm just that worried.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>GUITAR HERO~!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:27:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah... Got Guitar Hero 2, and it's INSANE. My friend's over with his Wii and we're switching back and forth... <br />
<br />
I stole this from *<a class="u" href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/">DevilsHaven</a>, out of waiting boredom x.x<br />
---<br />
First, WITHOUT looking at the questions below, fill in twelve of your characters.<br />
<br />
1) Keo<br />
2) Vista<br />
3) Tucker<br />
4) Black Mesa<br />
5) Tank<br />
6) Gunner<br />
7) Sgt. Pepper<br />
8) Boss<br />
9) Hakim<br />
10) The Noob<br />
11) Chip<br />
12) Kyo<br />
<br />
<br />
01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Gunner) or 11 (Chip)? What subjects would they teach?<br />
Gunner would be the better... He'd probably teach "Counter-Terrorism 101"<br />
<br />
02) Do you think 2 (Vista) is hot? How hot?<br />
Hm... Yeah o.o; And pretty dang.<br />
<br />
03) 12 (Kyo) sends 8 (Boss) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?<br />
Kyo would TRY and send Boss to go get something random... Boss would end up making him do it, and/or shooting him in the foot with a glock. >.><br />
<br />
04) What is or would be 9's (Hakim) favorite book?<br />
The "Big Book of Squirrels." Yeah, he's an idiot.<br />
<br />
05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Vista) to swear loyalty to 6 (Gunner), or the other way around?<br />
Gunner's a moron compared to Vista... >.> She'd somehow trick him...<br />
<br />
06) For some reason, 5 (Tank) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Hakim) or with 10 (The Noob)?<br />
He'd probably choose Hakim... They'll both discuss moronic, off-the-wall topics.<br />
<br />
07) 2 (Vista), 7 (Sgt. Pepper) and 12 (Kyo) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?<br />
Uh... They'd more than likely go to a nice restaraunt... The conversation would be akward, with Vista, her Uncle, and Pepper being the biggest tomboy to ever live >.><br />
<br />
08) 3 (Tucker) challenges 10 (The Noob) to a duel. What happens?<br />
Tucker would sit there and poke at his sensitivity of being ignorant most of the time.<br />
<br />
09) If 1 (Keo) stole 8's (Boss) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?<br />
Shoot him in the foot with a glock o.o;<br />
<br />
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Sgt. Pepper) and 12 (Kyo) both attain what they most desire.<br />
Competant Coworkers<br />
<br />
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Black Mesa) and 1 (Keo) to work together?<br />
That's not hard, they already do o.o;<br />
<br />
12) If 7 (Sgt. Pepper) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?<br />
Pretty good... We'd end up shooting random objects with way too powerful weapons >.><br />
<br />
13) If you could command 3 (Tucker) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?<br />
Thrusters at full! And get me some goddamn coffee!<br />
<br />
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Chip)?<br />
No >.> He'd end up eating the paper.<br />
<br />
15) If 2 (Vista) had to choose sides between 4 (Black Mesa) and 5 (Tank), which would it be?<br />
Mesa... Vista programmed her >.><br />
<br />
16) What might 10 (The Noob) shout while charging into battle?<br />
"OH SHIT I'M ON YOUR TEAM?!?!? BOSS STOP SHOOTING ME!!"<br />
<br />
17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Boss), which song would you choose?<br />
The Anthem for Russia... Ah how he loves the Motherland...<br />
<br />
18) 1 (Keo), 6 (Gunner), and 12 (Kyo) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?<br />
Keo, he'd just say something so batshit crazy and/or phase through and grab it.<br />
<br />
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Vista) to use on 10 (The Noob)?<br />
Hi.<br />
<br />
20) What would 5 (Tank) most likely be arrested for?<br />
Shooting Gunner or Pepper >.><br />
<br />
21) What is 6's (Gunner) secret?<br />
He's secretly a genius... Just puts on the idiot front.<br />
<br />
22) If 11 (Chip) and 9 (Hakim) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?<br />
Hm... Either Chip would bite Hakim with his "FEARMEI'MATIGER" skills, or Hakim would end up already be standing at the end.<br />
<br />
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Sgt. Pepper) or 8 (Boss)?<br />
Neither >.> They're both idiots who end up shooting you anyway >.<<br />
<br />
24.) If 4 (Black Mesa) gave 10 (The Noob) a birthday present, what would s/he be likely to give him/her?<br />
New clothes, so he didn't get shot at on accident... It'd be on purpose, then. o.o<br />
<br />
And so goes the boredom... 1-4, 11-12 are Mine, old ones... 5-10 are from a project my friend and I are working on called "Boomstick!"<br />
<br />
Relationships:<br />
Keo - Adopted father of Vista, older brother to Kyo<br />
Vista - Adopted daughter of Keo, niece to Kyo<br />
Tuc... ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Not Pissed~</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:38:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Take it in both senses, the British, and American slang~<br />
<br />
Sooo.... Yeah, had a mental breakdown last night over everyone calling and giving some bullshit excuse why they aren't coming (Go figure). And... Yep. o.o But no more, I say~ I found my cat sleeping on my face this morning, and had pretty bad hangover... Nature's little way of saying "DON'T DRINK, MORON!" So... Yeah, back to the old thing where I just crank some music and flip people off on the road~<br />
<br />
"Man's greatest driving tool, he has always had. To find it, simply raise your middle finger."<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Merry New Year</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:03:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and whatnot... Too tired to give a shit anymore... Too bored, everyone who said they'd be here has blown me off... Even parents are gone, so... Yeah, I've pretty much just been sitting here and drinking whatever. Not like I'm going to pass out or anything, I can hold it... And I don't give a fuck about anything, yay. Fuck people and whatever. I'd better stop typing now, out of the fun stuff... Yay hangover time...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Things people should(n't) know about me~</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:58:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mahaha... As it goes... Stole it from *<a class="u" href="http://devilshaven.deviantart.com/">DevilsHaven</a> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> Who stole it from ~<a class="u" href="http://spiritwolf517.deviantart.com/">SpiritWolf517</a> Who stole it from someone else...<br />
<br />
A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y<br />
<br />
1. Do you like anyone?: Yes.<br />
2. Do they know it?: They'd better.<br />
3. Simple or complicated?: Simple.<br />
<br />
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U<br />
<br />
4. Had sex: No.<br />
5. Bought something: I just bought something five minutes ago o.o;<br />
6. Gotten sick?: Still am... Stupid cold x.x<br />
7. Been hugged?: No.<br />
8. Felt stupid?: All the time <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br />
9. Talked to an ex: Yes.<br />
10. Missed someone: Still do.<br />
11. Failed a test: I don't fail, I'm a doctor~ D<<br />
12. Danced: Somewhat, looked like a complete dumbass, too.<br />
14. Gotten your hair cut?: Nope, don't plan on it for a while yet, either.<br />
15. Lied: Only to make Reggie laugh... Worked too.<br />
<br />
U N I Q U E<br />
<br />
16. Nervous habits?: Pull hair, Twitch.<br />
17. Are you double jointed?: No.<br />
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Yes.<br />
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yes.<br />
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Dont' like to, but can.<br />
21. Do you make your bed daily?: No.<br />
22. Do you think you are unique?: Heheheheheheeee.... We are unique~!<br />
<br />
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S<br />
<br />
23. Said "I Love you": Just did~ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
24. Given money to a homeless person: Yes.<br />
25. Smoked?: I can't even stand the smell of wood burning smoke.<br />
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Yes... And all day.<br />
27. Snuck out?: All the time.<br />
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: Yes.<br />
<br />
M A N N E R S<br />
<br />
29. Do you swear/curse?: I NEVER FUCKING SWEAR! ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD?<br />
30. Do you ever spit?: Only when I have to... *punches the cold virii*<br />
31. You cook your own food?: When I feel like eating.<br />
32. You do your own chores?: I usually pawn it off on the cat.<br />
33. You like beef jerky?: When someone else buys it <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br />
35. You're happy with your life?: Guess so.<br />
36. You own a dog?: Yes. What does this have to do with manners?<br />
37. You spend your money wisely?: Sometimes...<br />
38. Do you like to swim?: Water... >.o<br />
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: Yes, normally accompanied by a walk, too.<br />
<br />
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S<br />
<br />
41. Flowers or angels?: Angels.<br />
42. Gray or black?: Black.<br />
43. Color or black and white photos?: Depends on my mood.<br />
44. Lust or love?: Love.<br />
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset. <br />
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Skittles.<br />
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: Both. (Not a whole lot of sleeping, sometimes.)<br />
49. Being hot or cold?: Depends... Hot days = Cold... Cold days = Hot.<br />
50. Winter or Fall?: Fall.<br />
51. Left or right?: Right.<br />
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: Two best friends.<br />
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain.<br />
<br />
more have you evers;;<br />
<br />
Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: Once.<br />
Been Dumped?: Four times.<br />
Stolen money from a friend?: He wasn't really a friend at the time...<br />
Slept naked?: For about 20 seconds.<br />
Been in a fist fight?: Was just in one today.<br />
Snuck out of your house?: Already asked that x.x<br />
Had a crush on a teacher?: Hey, the teacher was pretty damn hot...<br />
Seen someone die?: ... Too many times...<br />
Been on an airplane?: Twice... Scared the shit out of me.<br />
Slept all day?: No.<br />
Missed someone so much it hurt?: Yes.<br />
Fallen asleep during school?: That's what Biology is for~<br />
Been lonely?: Yes.<br />
Cheated in a game?: <tilde> godmode 1 <enter> <tilde><br />
Been in a car accident?: xD Yes. <br />
Had detention?: Almost.<br />
Cried yourself to sleep?: Yes.<br />
Sung in the shower?: No.<br />
Kissed a complete stranger?: Hell no.<br />
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yeah, nearly pissed myself too... At the word "Triangle."<br />
Regretted hurting someone?: Yes.<br />
Regretted loving someone?: Yes... First ex.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Straight from the MSX</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:09:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well now, since I brought it up in <a href="http://yoroshii.deviantart.com">*Yoroshii </a>'s journal... I journal you from the MSX~!<br />
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MSX is an old Japanese computer/game thinger... Very old. Very fun. I'm running an off-the-wall shell off of MSX-DOS 2.2? I think... I'll have to look at the floppies and whatnot, buuuuut... Yeah. I have an ethernet card for it and the software... It's all good. I think it's time to play some Metal Gear~!! OH NO IT'S METAL GEAR~!!!11 *gunfire* "TEAMKILL~!" Wasn't me... Wait I'm playing Half-life 2 o.o; WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!<br />
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And now I leave with this little afterthought, whilst I go and rot my mind with 8-bit graphics~!<br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45416083/">[link]</a><br />
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(OH GOD THE EAGER THING LOOKS LIKE IT'S WATCHING A HOT PORNO~!~!~~~!)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Merry Christmas~!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:04:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Merry f!@#ing christmas~! ^_^<br />
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God, I don't know how many times I use that... Then again, I donno how many people slap me for using that. "Oh, it's not in the spirit of things!" I find that very bullshit-ish... I enjoy a good f@#! in the middle of things, it modifies how I'm feeling, happy or pissed, even sad. But anyway, here's to everyone:<br />
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Merry F!@#ing Christmas~!<br />
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( I had ASCII Art here... *slaps dA*)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>What the shit?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 16:39:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay... I know, I'm a band geek, get the laughs out now.<br />
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I play the trumpet (First chair, go figure) and this is just confusing the hell out of me, so if you know, just comment... Anyway, I'm looking at music on the intarnets... And I have one thing to say. What the shit is an E#? Isn't it the same as F? And if it is, why the hell did they mark it like that?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>LOL OOPS!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:38:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I can't get over how bad I scared myself today, yet I can't help but roll laughing at it.<br />
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New car... And, I ran it into the ditch! Yaaaaay... Someone's got to put the first dent in it.<br />
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Yeah, the roads were icy as all hell, and I tapped the brakes to slow for the intersection... Off went the car, into the ditch. Thank god that thing has a 350, it brought itself out. <br />
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There's only a little hole in the right front fender, and some cracks... I almost soiled myself when it happened, but I'm fine.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Brilliant...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:51:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, that was brilliant of me.<br />
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Looks like I opened my dumb-ass mouth again, and ended up pissing someone off, or making someone sad. Well, it ended up being one of the people I really care about, so... Yeah, I should just shut the hell up right now... Apparently I shouldn't speak, it always ends up bad in the end. Don't expect much out of me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Uh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:58:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've got nothin'. Got my new car, so... Yeah. Such a nice ride... Anyway, nothing really specific tonight.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>I are heal!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:05:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So... Yeah, I can walk again... Just not real well.<br />
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Other than that, I've got a major headache~! Holy shit, today's turning out to be fun. If only I had Kindey failure, it'd be all the better. Please note I'm being sarcastic... Blah, feel like shit. So, I'm sitting here, listening to my depressing music and trying to sleep another 12 hours. Ended up going to the doctor, and I left with the nice security people... Apparently they don't like it when you nail a doctor in the face for filling you with bullshit.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>&gt;.O</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:35:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For those of you who know me personally, you'd know I was hit by a car, and it messed up my left leg.<br />
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Well apparently, the great fates out there don't want me to walk around today... I got off the couch this morning (Fell asleep on it), and landed almost face-first into the carpet. My leg gave out from underneath me, and... What resulted was nothing shy of a THUD.<br />
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So here I am, hobbling around the house... Thank god it's not my right leg... I can still drive, at least.<br />
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[EDIT:] Well, I can get up and walk around a little... Which is good. ^^<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Fridays Pt. 1</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:04:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, every friday, my friends and I usually pile into my car and go to fuck around with people. Tonight was no different, except for the fact one of the guys was working... Wal-mart commie b@#!!@#!@ !@#!@# <Add extra obscene words here>. So we bought some silly string, and completely COVERED him in it. I got tackled by his manager, called it assault, and got him in trouble... I'm a devious bastard, I know. Guy got slapped with a nice fine, I got to drive away laughing my ass off. I won't be suprised if the dude got canned. After that, we drove off, and I nearly got slammed into by some dickface talking on his goddamn CELL PHONE. I was coming up to pass in the left lane (Four-lane highway), and he started to turn into me! I nailed the brakes, and rode on his bumper... Hit the horn, flashed my brights, gave him the finger, and had someone shoot his shit-poor Jeep with an airsoft gun. (SIDENOTE: I have his liscense plate number, so payback will be in order.) We got bored, so we went bowling, which ended actually with us getting pissed off at the employees, who would always yell "OHSHIT!!" as I threw the ball. Reggie (The leetest white ninja to live. Ever.) picked the guy up and tossed him down the other lane... Mind you, Reggie's 5'5", 5'6"... This dude was at least 6", and he got CHUCKED down the lane. His boss fell over laughing behind the counter, so it was all good. Aaand... Beside that, I finally figured out how to drift my car (Front wheel drive, '98 Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight.) so I practiced out in a field a bit, had to wash the freakin' thing... So yeah, raised a bit more of hell, and came home. Pretty much it for this friday.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Edumacation~</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:16:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ In the case you've absolutely no idea what Mojoworld is/does, it actually takes some fractal-based equasions, and generates an entire planet. Yes ladies and gents, a planet, in its entirety. Simply use the nice UI and position the camera where you'd like it, or change the sky, terrain, textures, etc... There's a few drawbacks, in my humble, insignificant opinion. The fact that it relies on QuickTime for real-time virtual rendering (It'll operate without QuickTime, but it makes the program run it a bit faster. Also, it has the CPU by the balls (So to speak), and requires a LOT... Depending on the complexity, it can take from two minutes, to two days. So... If I don't put one up, there's one rendering, or I've run out of ideas.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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                <title>Blarg~!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:57:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ach~ I rendered for three hours, and now I can't upload! Not only that, Mojoworld is hanging on me, and messing with my other programs... God I wish WINE worked with it, but nyooo... Needs Quicktime, and DX9.<br />
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[EDIT] HAH~ Got Darkwater Beach up... Me-1 dA-8  (Yes, sad score -_-')<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Keokyzuki</author>
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