http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:KibiKon&section=today deviantART RSS for by:KibiKon en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:26:22 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28948794/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28948794/ Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:29:08 PST Yeah.

Well, I went home early today due to a stomach virus (Uck.), so I was studying while my mum (who is on vacation from work for a while) was cleaning the house.

So I'm sitting on my bed, shoes off, reading my history textbook, and my mum is like, "LOL I'm gonna vacuum the car, so I'll leave the door open and pull the cords outside LAAAAAWWWWWLZ."
And I'm like, "Okay..." totally dazed and not really paying attention...

And I see Nana go by, like she's in some sort of hurry.
So I'm like, "Watcha doin', Nanapants?"

And she RUNS OUT THE OPEN FUCKING DOOR.
And I'm on the bed like, " OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!"

So I shout to my mum that Nana has ESCAPED THE HOUSE, and my mum is like, "OMG KIBI DO SOMETHIIIIIIIIING", and I'm like, "FUCKING GREAT."

And so I leap out of bed faster than I normally would be able to, and start SPRINTING AFTER MY STUPIDASS DOG while she starts running the streets. Remind you, I'm WEARING NO SHOES.

So Nana first trots casually to the end of the block, and I'm behind her all, "NANA NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" She looks around to see me, and STARTS RUNNING AWAY FROM ME, EXPECTING ME TO CHASE HER. SHIIIIIIIIIIIT.

So she gets to the corner and walks right across the crosswalk to the next block, past a bunch of cars waiting in line for an opening in the traffic. So here's this HUGE white dog running across the road followed by a deranged-looking teenager in nice school clothes, but wearing no shoes. Naturally, all the people in their cars were like, "LOL WTF."

So I get close to Nana, and she breaks free of my grasp, making me stumble and lose my grip on her collar, and allowing her to get even more distance between us.

Then she RUNS DOWN THE WHOLE FRACKING STREET, me FOLLOWING HER AT EQUAL SPEEDS, screaming at her to SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

At some point, she got sidetracked and was like, "Oooooohhhhh, a house~" and went over into some random yard to try and break in.
Thankfully, the person's gate was locked, trapping Nana in the alleyway.

The weirdest thing was that once she realized she couldn't go any further, Nana turned around, gave me this adorable gaze that seemed to say, "Oh hi, Master~ Didn't see ya there~", and then walked right into my arms.

I got her by the collar and pulled her home, and she didn't resist.
WTF.
My mum was running to meet us, and was like, "HOLY CRAP YOU GOT HER THAT WAS AMAZZZZIIIIIIIING," and I was all, "NO BIG DEAL. Now take me home so I can PUKE MY BRAINS OUT."

SOYEAH.
Eventful day FTW.
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IN OTHER NEWS~~~

I HAVE A COSPLAY GROUP ZOMG~ *twirls around happily*
It's a Kingdom Hearts-themed group, but we'll probably do more cosplays as we hang out more.
Our Xion, one of my new super-talented school buddies (SHE'S A PRODIGY FOR SRS) has a video recorder and knows how to edit film, so we'll be doing skits and everything~

It's extremely exciting for me, and I hope that some of you watchers out there will pay our future YouTube account a visit once we start posting skits~ ^^
I'll post photographs and stuff here, but the skits will probably be the main attraction.

We all live in the Sacramento area, and thus will go mainly to SacAnime, but most of us will start showing up at cons further away, like in San Diego or San Francisco, so if you want to join, or have any questions about joining or anything, drop me an email at KibiKon@hotmail.com.

~CHARACTERS TAKEN~
KH2 Sora (She's my other~~ )
Xion (She has a dA account, according to her, but SHE WON'T SEND IT TO ME. GAH.)
Twilight Town Roxas (Me~ )
Axel ( MUCH LOVE~ We're willing to do AkuRoku, MMYES~)
Namine (http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28567179/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:50:26 PST My last journal was pretty pathetic, when I'm looking back at it... My mum is no longer mad at me, and I know she didn't mean to tear apart my feelings like that... I was kinda being a crybaby anyway.

So if you've got this journal in your counter box and want to ignore my last one, go ahead and read this one instead. I actually think it might be enjoyable to read. (I tried to be funny, eheh...)

Thanks to everyone that commented though; you guys really helped me through that difficult day.

So... ONWARD TO THE MOOD CHANGE!!!
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MEME

1. The first character you fell in love with:
-- Roxas. Foxy Roxy~

2. The character you never expected to love as much as you do now:
-- Demyx. I had viewed all the fan hype about him before getting into the series, and was like, "WTF, he only has, like, three minutes of sceentime in the game..." After actually playing the game and learning more about him (as well as watching all the episodes of Demyx Time on YouTube), I kinda was added to that heap of fangirls.

3. The character everyone else loves that you don’t [like as much]:
-- Riku. I really don't get it. Well, actually... from my years of experience as a Narutard, I'd say he has Sasuke-itis: the traitor that gives into the DAAAAAAARK SIDE and is constantly the ONE THING on the main character's mind... Yeah. I think I got that right. However, I do find Riku tolerable. Sasuke... Not so much.

4. The character you love that everyone else hates:
-- Xion. DDD: THE YAOI FANGIRLS ARE SEXIST AGAINST GIRLS!!! AHHHHHH. But seriously... I swear that the only real reason people give for hating Xion is that "SHE'S A COCKBLOCK OF AXEL AND ROXAS" or "OMG A MARYSUUUUEEEEE". And I'm over here like, "B-but she's such a tragic character and is actually LIKABLE BAAAWWWWWW...." And if anything, I think she HELPED AkuRoku's progression due to Axel's jealousy toward her when she seems to be hogging Roxas' attention. I mean... Don't be haters, guys. DDD:

5. The character you would shag anytime:
-- Well, I'm only 15... BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SEXUAL ESCAPADES!!! AHAHHAAH. Answer: Roxas. BECAUSE I LOVE HIM BAAAAWWWWW. Also maybe Axel... Because he's totally a SEX GOD (). And also Demyx... 'Cause he'd... be gentle and stuff.
......... I feel so dirty. DDD:

6. The character you'd want to be like:
-- I would say Roxas due to my IMMENSE LOVE FOR HIM, but his life totally sucks so (LOL SORRY ROXAS)... Probably Xemnas. 'Cause I'd then be totally BADASS and half the Organization would be my bitches. Yus.

7. The character you'd slap:
-- ANSEM THE WISE LAWLZ. Also Riku just a tiny bit... Though they'd probably kill me afterwards...

8. A pairing that you love:
-- RikuxXion. Psh.

9. A pairing that you despise:
-- In my last KH meme-related journal, I said I didn't really despise any pairings... However, whilst surfing the internet, I found that the pairing I dislike the most is RoxasxOlette. It just seems so... weird to me. I don't even know why. It just... Eugh. SHE'S NOT EVEN REAL!!! (No spoiler there... You guys should know this by now.)

10. Favorite character:
-- ROXAS. UMPH.

11. What are your five favourite things about the fandom.
-- (In no particular order...)
1) The fact that the fans can come up with such marvelously twisted pairings without end
2) HAWT DOODS FO SHO
3) the extremely clever and complex storylines of the games
4) the lovable characters (SEXEH MENS TOO)
5) the gameplay that seems to never get boring for me (AND I ONLY OWN ONE GAME HURR HURR)

12. What are your five least favourite things about the fandom.
-- 1) the RAGING FANS that shove KH down people's throats (that makes people like it LESS, guys)
2) SEXISM (the capable females all DIE)
3) THE GAMEPLAY OF CoM
4)... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28550519/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28550519/ Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:09:54 PST
So...
I was feeling really upset today.
It's Thanksgiving break, but I can't seem to find any way to spend it in a good way, and I never do. So I got really excited when one of my new friends decided to come over on Sunday. She told me she'd be coming over a few times to help me with my Roxas cosplay.

So she came over on Sunday, and it was really fun...
We got a wig, started working on it, and made sea salt ice cream.

Now to a bit of background...
I sometimes feel really depressed, as many of you know. Sometimes I just can't explain it, and usually it's because when something bad happens, my emotions are exaggerated. It all started last year, because of stress caused by school.
Recently, my mom started taking me to a psychiatrist, who put me on antidepressants.

They really seemed to help, and I've been in an extremely good mood for the past few weeks.

Until today, of course.

So my new friend told me she'd come over today, so I got up early and stuff, and my mom decided that I should take the written portion of my driving test.

So I study and study...
And the friend never calls me to give a time or anything. There's no explanation or anything.

So I continue studying my drivers' manual, feeling sadder and sadder...
And feeling like I'm completely wasting my vacation time...

And my mom comes home to pick me up and take me to the DMV.
She gets me to the car, and she's starting it up, and I say something like, "I don't feel like I'm going to do well..."
What I'm looking for is encouragement or a bit of sympathy...

She gets visibly angry, and is all, "Your feelings don't matter. It's a test. Did you study?!" And I'm like, "Yeah, of course I studied..."

And she suddenly snaps, "GET OUT OF THE CAR."
So I do, and she drives off, saying, "You're a fucking disappointment," out the window.

I know she hates it when I get upset, but is that really any way to react? And she does this all the time as well... I'm a teenager. I need to vent. I need to talk about what I'm feeling.
I hate it when I have to resort to writing about my feelings on an internet site to people I'll most likely never meet in real life when I should be talking to my mom.
And I could talk to my psychiatrist, but only my mom has her number (for some reason...).

I just don't know what to do...
I was supposed to be having fun and hanging out with my new friends this vacation...
Now I'm just spending it talking about how sad I feel...

What the fuck is wrong with me...?
I need to find my psychiatrist's number...

]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28494543/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28494543/ Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:27:48 PST
I'M HAVING KINGDOM HEARTS FEVER OVER THANKSGIVING BREAK, GUYS!!

THUS, I MUST DO MEMES MEMES MEMES!!!11!

If you have links to any.... SEND THEM PLZ.
MUST... FEED.... OBSESSION.

As well as any images you find hilarious... Doesn't have to be KH, I'm just looking for a new webcam, as much as I love GANGSTA CRONA.
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THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy(s)?
-- Definitely Roxas.
But Sora is pretty high up there too, 'cause I mean... Who DOESN'T like him? He's too sweet to hate~

2. Your favorite KH girl(s)?
-- Xion. Because I have an odd liking for tragic characters... And I find Xion to actually be likable, unlike most of the female characters (KH IS SEXIST OMG). Though Larxene and her bitchiness amuses me as well.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
-- I would say Riku, however... I think my absolute least favorite would have to be... Ansem the Wise. He irritates the crap out of me for some reason... It all started from that "We could use it to buy sea salt ice cream... Ahhh hahhh hahhh hahhh..." line. And because he's KH's neighborhood RACIST.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
-- Being unoriginal, but Kairi. She's just too "damsel in distress"-y for my liking.

5. Favorite World? (Includes all KH's)
-- I've only played 385/2 Days and Chain of Memories for the Gameboy, so... Among those, probably Neverland, because YOU CAN FLY OMIGAWD.
In the games I haven't played, I'd probably say Pride Lands.

6. Least Favorite World?
-- AGRABAH. IT'S UGLY AND FULL OF IRRITATING ENEMIES.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes all KH's)
-- Either the Oathkeeper Keyblade or Axel's chakrams. Hurr. So badass, but graceful. But in 385/2 Days, my favorite weapon was the Pandora gear Keyblade.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
-- Xigbar's guns. Though it's mainly because he can attack from afar AND teleport, so it makes him totally cheap. DDD:

9. Fav. Summon?
-- CLOUD~ Does SO MUCH EFFING DAMAGE.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
-- Lion Sora. Yeah, I know, I know... Unoriginal...

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
-- RikuxXion. .... Don't give me that look!! It's a tragic love... I kind of saw it as Riku taking a liking to her because of her connection to Sora (SPOILERS OMG?!), and having to see through to the identity she'd created. It's... complicated, but I love that pairing SO MUCH. I also support.... NaminexRoxas, SoraxKairi... AxelxRoxas (SHADDUP)... AxelxDemyx (For SOME reason...)... And slight AxelxLarxene and LarxenexMarluxia... Wow. Axel is the pairing bicycle for me. EVERYONE GETS A RIDE!! Also... Slight RoxasxXion... (Gawd, I like a lot of pairings in this game... )

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
-- Oh geez... Uhh.... I don't... think I have one... I guess I don't support MickeyxAnyoneOtherThanMinnie or DonaldxAnyoneOtherThanDaisy... For the sake of canon... Otherwise... I don't think I'm against any... Ehehe...

SECTION TWO: "Crack and the Do Yous"

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
-- I dunno... Uhh... MickeyxEVERYONE? I dunno. Oh!! VexenxTestTube!! *gets shot*

15. A... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28208768/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28208768/ Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:42:34 PST

Bikix: *takes off Organization hood* H... Hello...

Shall she be a recurring character??
...........
NEVERRRRR.

Bikix: *sob* Wh-what?!

YOU AND I CANNOT EXIST AT THE SAME TIME!! THEREFORE....
GET IN MAH BELLAY!!!

Bikix: WAAHHHHHH!!! >.< First I get kicked out of the Organization, and now THIS?! MY LIIIIIIFFFEEEE BAAWWWWWW.... *is devoured*

Now then.... What was I doing?
Ah yes....
MEME TIEMU!!!

Stolen from .

MEME--
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Xemnas
[ ]You own two different outfits one for everyday use, and one for 'Kingdom Hearts II Bossing'
[x]You have a near constant need to talk about kingdom hearts
[ ]When you rearrange the letters of your name you get a funny name that eventually becomes your nickname (LOLOLOLOLOLOL MANSEX.
[ ]You speak in a monotone
[ ]You have tanned skin
[ ]You have grey eyes
[ ]You are over the age of 70, or at least look like you are
[ ]You think you have a cool weapon. Unfortunately lazers are SO Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

TOTAL: 1/8 (LOL)

Xigbar

[x]You have a cool american accent (HELL YEAH G STATUS!!!)
[ ]Your weapon of choice is a sniper
[x]You have a problem with names ("Hey, Kibi!!" ".... Do I know you?")
[ ]You look 60 but are really only 37
[ ]YOU.HAVE.AN.EYEPATCH
[ ]Your hair is long
[ ]You purposely streak your hair gray

TOTAL: 2/8 (LOL WTF)

Xaldin

[ ]Your hair is in dreadlocks
[ ]But you dont pull it off
[x]Your eyes are dark blue
[ ]You have a nasally voice
[x]You dont give people many choices ("We play KH or walk around the park. WHICH ONE, ALEXIS?!")
[x]You constantly hunched over (Uhhh...... Otaku status...?)
[x]You're evil laugh fails
[ ]You wield blades so weak that the wind can blow them away

TOTAL: 4/8 (OMG WHAT THE HELL XALDIN?!)

Vexen

[x]Your the oldest member of your organization (I'm the eldest in my group of friends, if that counts, hahaha...)
[x]You feel the younger members dont respect you (RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!)
[ ]In fact you say it constantly
[ ]In fact you rant about it constantly in front of said individual (HAHAA REDUNDANCY IS FUNNY.)
[ ]You tend to dwell in basements
[ ]You enjoy playing with dolls. And Riku.
[ ]You have mousy hair
[ ]You constantly try to be cool. You fail dismally though....

TOTAL: 2/8

Lexaeus

[ ]You dont talk much
[x]You enjoy reading manga
[x]And puzzles
[ ]You have red hair
[ ]And are quite boring (Ooh... Ouch.)
[ ]You try and use physical strength to your advantage
[ ]Your element is earth
[ ]Your too weak to win against a whiny little bitch (That's kinda mean, meme person...)

TOTAL: 2/8

Zexion

[x]Your meticulous (you give great attention to detail) by nature
[ ]People think your emo. Maybe you are, maybe your not; either way your hot.
[ ]Your the leader of those who dwell underground
[ ]Your dark blue hair is totally natural
[ ]You weapon is a book
[ ]You enjoy pickled daikon
[ ]You have this weird habit of pretending to be other people
[ ]You can smell the presences of friends, enemies and pickled daikon.

TOTAL: 1/8 (Man... I like Zexion...)

Saix

[ ]You obviously have dyed blue hair. Regular hair is not that blue.
[ ]You have a scar on your face but you wont tell anyone how you got it because its so pathetic.
[x]You have anger management problems
[ ]You have been known to kidnap younger girls and hold them in your basement
[x]You ask inanimate objects where your heart is
[x]You have a problem with names
[ ]By kissing up to t... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28112570/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/28112570/ Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:12:00 PST
Yeah, yeah, I knooooowwww...
I'm totally a lazy ass and ditch you guys to play video games... (Kingdom Hearts 385/2 Days and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of the Sky, in case you're wondering what Kibi's playing.)
But!

I have returned briefly to say happy late Halloween and early Thanksgiving~!

................ I really just needed an excuse to yammer to you all again. I've missed it through my past months of non-stop video games, as well as the horrible days of school.
It's been hard to keep going, really...
So give me encouragement!!
School is hard, and we all need to share our stories of crappy crappy crap to make each other feel better! YES!!

So comment with your school stories, and we'll catch up. ^^
Got crazy teachers? A strangely sexual laboratory lesson? A strangely sexual English novel to analyze? A strangely sexual essay topic?
Uhh.... No. I'm not saying I've had those things.... (*shifty eyes* I totally have. *shifty eyes* .... Mrs. Stiles, TWO FROGS DOING IT, Samurai's Garden, and the topic of numerous love novels and the way love is represented.)

But if YOU have, tell Kibi all about it! ('Cause she seriously misses all her watchers out there... *puppy dog eyes*)
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In a most recent topic, I have YET AGAIN jumped on another bandwagon extremely late.
And that one is...
Kingdom Hearts.

*groans from the audience*

C-come on, guys!! I know it's kind of... old...
But I pretty much just discovered it after, on a whim, asking my mum to buy me the DS game (Reminder: the only video game system Kibi owns is a Nintendo DS... and a broken Gameboy SP.). I had never played the "mainstream" games, but 385/2 Days intrigued me so much that I went ahead and caught myself up on the storyline...

And I'm in love with it.
Yet another Square Enix creation. (Those guys are THE BEST.)

It's inventive, dramatic...
And it has the first boss fight that I CRIED during.
DURING THE FIGHT. IT WAS SO EFFING SAD. DDD:

*chokes back a sob*

.... Anyways.
I've begun making a Roxas cosplay.
Yeah. Seriously.
Wig and everything.

My mum and I made the overcoat and the undershirt (with the zipper attachment made of clay LOL). Next up are the pants, and finally the wig styling.
HURR HURR, OF COURSE I'LL BE POSTING PICTURES PSHAH.

BTW, this is probably the first Disney-related thing I've actually felt emotionally attached to.
... Other than... ya know...
Shrek or something.
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So, that's the news in Kibitown...
Oh! And that Soul Eater is so PAINFULLY BORING right now that I won't be commenting on the last two chapters.... Because I found them PAINFULLY BORING.
Sorry, Kilik...

And also...
I read Samurai's Garden for school...
The entire book is extremely depressing, boring, exceedingly descriptive of Japan, and totally has a paragraph-long steamy sex scene. OUT OF NOWHERE.
I didn't even notice what it was until I realized the phrases "hard", "someplace soft to hide", and "breasts".
............. Yeah. I was slow, okay?!

*cough*
Yeah.... So that's it. Aha.
Remember to comment because I'm desperately lonely. DDD:

]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/27124460/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/27124460/ Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:24:00 PDT *waves*
*eyes flicker*

If you're wondering why I've been ignoring all your nice comments and replies (which I know you weren't), it's because I was attacked by.... A MONSTER!!
*eyes shoot out beams of light*

Yes... Yes, it was long, like a snake! B-but its body was like paper full of string... I got tangled in the string after chasing what I thought was a SoulxMaka hentai doujinshi...
BUT IT WAS A TRAP!!
Then, I was in its stomach. And it had a big hooded face... Like a lantern or something! And it had a scary doll's face...
And... and...
I NEVER GOT MY HENTAI!!!
*eyes flicker*

But using my keen intelligence and a large knife (which I had for... reasons), I cut myself out of the string, and ripped open the monster's stomach!
Then I used what was left of my strength (since it was trying to take my soul, which is tiring ya know) to rush back here and tell of you about it!!

*regains composure*
Now, as much as I would love that story to be true and all... and since it really is realistic...

No...
Nothing exciting.
Just school.

Readers:

I, of course, since nothing ever works out the way I want it to, had to start school several weeks earlier than everyone else. Thus, I've been in school this whole time, and it's been one big blob of depression, loneliness, and irritation...

So my mum was all, "Oh, Kibi! I'll take you to go see that new... uh... movie you've been wanting to see since the beginning of summer. It'll be something to look forward to."

And I was all, " 9?! OMIGOSH HOLY CRAP YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS," or something to that extent.

So after waiting another month...
We went to see it today, opening night, since I'm so spoiled.

And, well...
It wasn't what I expected.
Or... what anyone expected I think.

Now this movie was something to see...

The animation, of course, is stellar, and creates a big ball of eye candy to any mindless movie-goer (me included). Everything in the movie is made with love and what seems like AGES of work (based on how many details there were in everything), and little scenes are made with such inventive thoughts in mind (the way 3 and 4 communicate, 8 and the magnet [you'll notice it when and if you see the film... hint: it's a somewhat obvious metaphor for wanking], every single monster [The Seamstress was the one I fought bravely], and the sheer scale-to-scale comparisons within the setting [I didn't even know the Stitchpunks were that tiny, based on the previews]).

Characters are well-developed (though 6 could have had some more depth... maybe the twins too) and likable...

Now you're saying to yourself...
"But, Kibi! It couldn't have been all good, could it...? Though it might be true, based on other reviews I've seen online..."
Now that's the interesting part, my friends...

I've read the several reviews that are online right now... And none of them mention any hint of the depth of the story.

For me, the course of the movie was...
Entering: I'M SO EXCITED!!
First minutes: THIS IS AWESOME.
Later: OMIGOD!!! *is scared during action scenes*
Laterer: Uhhh.... Did... Did they just... make a religious reference...?
Latererer: Wait... Is this... I'm... I just don't know what to think...
Even laterer: Um... Now that's just going too far, Acker...
End of movie: ............... I'm disappointed. I... The message is... *sigh* *discusses with mum*
After discussion: I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!!

Yeah. It blew my mind.
It was... It was like a movie that had to be looked into in depth to be truly appreciated.

Now, to explain...

During the film, I felt a little bit offended in some scenes because of what reached me as blatant religious overtones (the characters taking refuge in a church, and mainly the ending scene), however, at the same time there were a lot of science-supporting sections of the movie (the machines, the characters, etc.), and while watching, I felt a little bit sick to my stomach.
How could this movie be throwing so many overtones at me?
THIS IS LIKE KNOWING ALL OVER AGAIN!!! (Now that movie was rip out my throat, take off my head, spit in my neck offensive... Oh, and it also proverbially set me on FIRE.)

But then, when I though about it a bit (during the credits), I started to grasp what seemed to be the real meaning of the movie...
~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/26662069/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/26662069/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:14:35 PDT [The following is a lengthy somewhat serious review of the movie District 9. Don't like it? Don't read.]

Now, I've mentioned in some of my past, much more angsty and depressing journals that I have rarely cried until this year, where, apparently due to my transition to high school, systematic killing of childhood dreams, and my watching of Soul Eater, the emotional barriers I had kept up for my years and years as a child have been pushed over, kicked, torn down, broken, spat on, insulted, drowned, yelled at repeatedly, stabbed, hung, strangled, killed by means of genetic experimentation, shot in the face by a chest gun (Damn you, Gopher. You go straight to Hell please.), shat on by numerous seagulls crying "CAAAWW CAAWWWW" as they swoop down and...

......... What was I talking about.....?

Oh. Well...
All those synonyms intend to tell you that my emotional barriers are gone. Ist kaput. For some strange reason.
Now I seem to cry at the drop of a hat, or what might seem to be the drop of a hat.

While I cry a lot more often than I used to, it still does take a lot for me to cry.
I mean... One time was from OVERWHELMING physical pain, one for an unjust grade I got on a report I worked very hard on (for a change... I'm never trying hard again, let me tell you...), and one last time due to a combined CRAPTASTIC month (my dog ran away and never came back, I had a shitload of projects to do without any partners to help me, got extremely humiliated due to a class play gone wrong, had fights with all my friends, got yelled at my my mum because I had gone into a slight depression, and the list goes on...)...
The weakest of the year was when a cried during an episode of Soul Eater, this, of course, being the episode Crona joins the good guys. But I don't really count this seeing as I usually exaggerate my reaction for effect. In reality, my eyes watered a bit, and that was it. (I normally tell people I sobbed. xDDD Which... I was in my head, but not physically.)

But never before has a movie made me cry in the theater.

And the movie to make me do this for the first time, much to my surprise, was District 9.

Now I usually make a huge deal about how much I dislike movies about horrific events that have happened in our past (ex. Holocaust, World War II, amongst the most common), because they are movies that are said to "change your life", but when I watch them, they just make me feel depressed and make me lost hope for humanity, which I believe is a terrible thing for a movie to do.
Do I hate these movies? No, not exactly. I believe it's important for us to learn about the things we have done in the past to right the future... But do I enjoy watching these movies? No. Not at all.

Now I should have foreseen that District 9 would be one of these movies... And I think I did a little. I just didn't quite expect the terrible story that would be told throughout the movie.

BEWARE!!! SPOILERS FOLLOW BELOW!!!
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So the story introduces us to the main character, Wikus, and the MNU organization that he works for, apparently built upon the welfare of the alien species that have landed on Earth years prior to the film's intro.
The intro is made as if it is a documentary about the MNU's operations involving relocating the aliens (called "Prawns", a derogatory term that both describes the aliens' appearance but also gives off a reference to them being "bottom feeders", reminiscent to, oh, I dunno, every slang racist term ever created) from District 9, the slums that house millions of Prawns (reminiscent to both concentration camps during the Holocaust, and the result of the race wars that have been going on in Africa for pretty much as long as anyone can remember).

After some intriguingly ironic scenes of the Prawns engaging in numerous gang behaviors (trading alien weaponry for cat food [which is kind of an equivalent to drugs for the Prawns, again, reminiscent to drug trading in Mexico], graffiti, and cock-fighting using strange-looking scorpion-like alien creatures in place of roosters), Wikus and a team of MNU operatives explore District 9, giving out eviction notices to several Prawns, demanding that they prepare to leave District 9 for "the better, more construct" District 10 (also reminiscent of the Holocaust again, as well as some hints at relocations of Native American tribes to reservations back in the day).

Along their merry, government-endorsed way, they decide to yell at some Prawns for no reason, beat them up for a good measure, SHOOT ONE IN THE FUCKING FACE, and BURN SOME BABY PRAWNS ALIVE for sheer enjoyment.
Lovely.
As well as reminiscent to... EVERY SINGLE HATE CRIME... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/26606075/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/26606075/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 09:28:13 PDT
And she's chewing the crap out of my house!

Anyways, she's adapting very well to the new environment, though my other dogs don't seem to like her very much at all...
She's only 5 months old, but is already bigger than them (and they're both over 10 years old!), and only wants to play with them, but they get angry and just growl at her, even though she's pretty submissive. DDD:

I don't know why those old coots are so grumpy all the time...

But Nana's fitting in well otherwise.
Though she is chewing on EVERYTHING, including stuff that she could choke on, so I have to keep taking away those things, which makes her kind of upset. Makes me upset to ruin her fun too, but I gotta do it.

She's a really sweet puppy, and she loves playing around and snuggling with everyone. ^^
And she has one terrifying bark.
She'll make a great guard dog one day with that huge body and bark. ^^

Now onto what I came here to do...
Rant about the new Soul Eater chapter.
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Well... Soul Eater chapter 64 came out, as you all probably noticed...
And my first complaint...

Did Maka completely not notice how friggin' LAME her "angel wings" looked?
Seriously.
I thought you said you wanted ANGEL wings. I would imagine those to be large, feathery, and beautiful. Not that Cardcaptor Sakura rip-off bullshit.


Though I digress...
They seem to make her happy and crap, so I guess I'll let her slide... THIS time...
Though I don't understand why she couldn't just keep those badass AND beautiful wings she showed off for, like, one page in the Clown Arc....

So Soul and Maka bicker s'more....
Like a married couple BLAH BLAH BLAH...
It's really starting to irritate me surprisingly... >_>

Maka yells at Papa Spirit...
Seriously....
Getting a little old here, guys. *yawns with boredom*

Kim and Jackie leave right when they're told, because apparently, even though Kim is a witch, she can't sense the HUGE EVIL SOUL PRESENCE coming their way...
.............. *yawns again*
Seriously. There are, like, no jokes I can make at this chapter. What the fuck.

Maka is all, "LOL there's a big huge epically EVIL presence coming our way!! LET'S STAY COMPLETELY STILL AND NOT RUN AWAY 'CAUSE WE CAN BEAT WHATEVER COMES OUR WAY!!

And then stupid-ass Gopher shows up and beats the crap out of her with his....
Are those...?
ROCKET BOOTS?!
WHAT THE FUCK.
Oh, and he has even MORE retarded-looking wings... on one wrist.
One Winged Angel, anyone?
But seriously... This fight isn't even exciting AT ALL. It just looks...

Stupid.

*everything in Kibi's universe explodes upon the revelation, buildings collapse, imaginary creatures melt away into nothingness, the ground ends, the world turns upside down...*

*Kibi's left ear bleeds*

Come on, Ohkubo!
You didn't honestly think that was a good enemy design, did you?! He looks dumber than that time the Pokemon Special manga showed Silver flying using only his Murkrow!! ([link])
Oh, and he's attacking again...
With...

Oh, hell no.

Did his...

Did you just turn his shirt into a mouth?
And it...

*flails a bit... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/26455173/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/26455173/ Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:46:27 PDT Trainer Rank: Beginner Trainer

Battle Count: 1
Win Count: 0

Pokemon Owned:
Bagon *Icarus* (0/1) Twister/-/-/-
Poochyena *Jasper* (0/0) Bite/Howl/-/-

Gym Badges: N/A

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Yeah, I joined a Pokemon chatroom RP as an awkward ranch girl who goes on a Pokemon journey with an ill-mannered Bagon.
It involves keeping a trainer log, so here's mine.
If you guys wanna join, go look at this---> [link]

And while I'm really looking forward to joining in and RPing like I used to, I actually joined at a kinda bad time since I'm actually going to Carmel with my mum, sister, and my sister's boyfriend.
Gone all weekend so.... No RPing until I get back on Sunday...
And when I am....

I'LL HAVE MY NEW PUPPY~~

She's an 8 week old Great Pyrenees (friggin' HUGE dog) puppy who was abandoned by a breeder after she got sick (BAAAAWWWWWW SAD BACKSTORY BAAAAAWWWWW). But she's all better now, and she's an adorable lovable puppy~ (She fell asleep on my lap when I first played with her.)

I'm also going to start doing my required community service hours at the place we got her- a Great Pyrenees rescue center in Granite Bay (this place is heaven on Earth, seriously). This is slightly because there was actually another dog there that I wanted really bad (a Great Pyrenees/Samoyed mix), but can't get because she's apparently an alpha female and won't do well with our old male dogs.
But I'll get to visit her all the time during community service!

So yeah...
That's pretty much it for this update.
No skit 'cause I can't think of anything....

Bagon: Bagon bay bay!!

Eleanor: No gags about my slightly abusive Bagon...?

Bagon: *intimidating glare*

Soul: No gags about us finding a Kishin that acts and looks like a dog...?

Me: NO!!!
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Yeah...
I've been having some random thoughts lately...
Kind of wanted to place them somewhere, is this is the place I have, so...
Enjoy, I guess.


I saw Bruno last night.
And didn't like it.
Borat was MUCH MUCH MUCH better.
You disappoint me, Sacha. (Though the movie DIDN'T disappoint in giving me minute-long shots of your penis. Thanks.)
And even though I didn't like it very much, I still don't understand why the Gay Straight Alliance got all mad at this movie. I mean, the movie is TOTALLY pro-gay!! WTF. Idiots.
Don't be a hater if you don't get the humor. Really now.


I'm still looking for a good dog...
Found an ad for Alaskan Malamute puppies in the classified ads of the Sacramento Bee, but they're $700...
That's probably a deal-breaker for my mum, but look how cute~
[link] Neh? What do you guys think? Do they look worth it, and does the seller seem reliable? (Seller seems like a SPAZZ to me, based on that ad... But they've been breeding Malamutes for 30 YEARS!!!11!!ONE!! OMG OMG OMG. NO WAIIIIII.)


You know what I think would make a good pet? A crow. (Or a raven... Though those are bigger...)
I mean... Have you ever seen crows in action? It seems like they're the smartest birds in the world. They actually examine the way cars drive down the roads, bring a walnut (that's what they eat in this neighborhood), and place it in the exact place that cars' tires roll over, effectively breaking open the walnut. Now that's smarts. I bet most people can't do that with that effectiveness.
And I read in Oprah magazine that there was a dude who actually observed that crows learned how to operate a machine by watching humans do so. Pretty amazing shit.
..... Geez, first my obsession with wolf-like dogs, and now crows and ravens? I'm like the shaman child of Sacramento! BAH-ZING!!


I never want summer to end...
This is the best summer I've had in years, guys. I don't even have any summer school to do! (I had to go to three appointments for my credits in Health, and I scored perfectly~ So I'm finished.)
So I've been being lazy, chillin' with my family, chillin' with my dogs, chillin' with the internet, seeing lots of movies... It's the best, let me tell you.
But summer's gonna be over in, like, a month, right? *sigh*
I had a nightmare last night about going back to school... It was horrible.


Why do different brands of water taste different...?
I mean, I've tasted several brands, and they all taste different to me, but no one else notices the difference. So when I get upset over which brand I'm drinking, everyone yells at me.
I really like Dasani water... Once I start drinking it, I can't stop, it's so good~
But I don't like Crystal Geyser, and Fiji Water tastes vaguely fishy to me...
WTF is that about...?


WHY ISN'T MY SISTER HOME YET...?!
I'm not allowed to visit the shelter until she gets back, and I'm getting so fed-up with it that I'm starting to settle on just getting those puppies from the classifieds. >_>


The whole dub-to-English transition fiasco irritates me.
Just because they're dubbing something into English, Funimation goes and deletes all the Japanese version videos off YouTube and Veoh. (Yes, I'm talking about Soul Eater, but they do this ALL THE TIME.) So... Just because you're translating something that's already technically been translated, we aren't allowed to watch the damn show in friggin' Japanese until you're done?! WTF IS THAT ABOUT?!
The other day, I wanted to show some episodes of Soul Eater to my friend, since she doesn't have internet, and I found that everything was gone except for the episodes with Spanish and Italian subtitles.



Why is my Grandma still here...?
Honestly...
She left for two days to go stay at my cousins' house, and she GOT KICKED OUT FOR BEING RUDE. SO SHE CAME BACK HERE AND WON'T FUCKING LEAVE.
SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A FUCKING HINT AND GTFO.
There's a reason I've been staying in the computer room all day until my mum gets home. It's to get away from YOU. LEAVE. PL... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25951107/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25951107/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:15:12 PDT [link]
There you go~ Have a nice stay at this journal~~)

Now if you all think back to my occasional episodes of extreme depression, it is kind of weird to think that right before my very first one... My dog Leslie ran away from home.
Now my other dogs (one of which is Leslie's brother, the other was, like, her best friend) are even less active than before, and seem to have gotten bored with each other. (When, you know... Louie isn't "dominating" Jacques... Ew.)
Sooooo, apparently during a very long outing that my sister and mum had (I stayed home and played video games... Yeah, I'm not very active either.... SHADDUP, IT'S SUMMER. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.), they came to a simple conclusion...

Our dogs need another lady in their lives.
Thus, my sister came home and was like, "Hey, Kibi!! GUESS WHAT." And I was like, ".... What? I'm trying to beat this level of Chocobo Tales... It may look cute, but THIS GAME IS SERIOUS BUSINESS."
And she was like, "WE'RE GONNA GET A PUPPY!! "
I lost that level. Meh.

Whatever, the point is that we're gonna get a puppy!! Or just a dog that goes well with our family~
Now then...
You guys here on dA always seem to have some sort of knowledge on EVERYTHING, so how about this one... Any advice?

We're going to adopt from a shelter, 'cause that's how we roll.
My mum would prefer a female dog (a bitch LOL), but that's not really an important thing. The dog would have to get along with our two other dogs (Both are males, and are medium sized mutts... They're kind of on the borderline large size though, so small breeds are kind of out of the question...) and our cat (She's feral though, so she can probably handle herself... Louie tried messing with her when he was younger, and she scratched him on the nose. Now he keeps his distance, so I wouldn't be TOO worried about the cat issue...).... And our turtle, but she never does much... Eheh...

It's kind of for these reasons that we want to get a puppy or a relatively younger dog so that it can, you know, adapt. And so it can LOVE US THE MOST even if it's adopted....
There are a few breeds that, by nature, don't really get along well with either many people (Which would be my mum, my sister, me... AND MY GRANDMA who actually left, got kicked out of my uncle's home for being rude, and came back here. DAMN I HATE HOW FRIGGIN' NICE WE ARE.) or other animals, so I wondering if you guys had any knowledge on that, 'cause, you know, I get ALL my info from the internet, HURR HURR. (That's a lie... I use the radio mainly... I'm old-fashioned like that... Yeah...)

I REALLY want an Alaskan Malamute or a Siberian Husky...
And yeah, it IS kind of for the whole "looks factor"... I mean, as puppies, they're ADORABLE, and as dogs, they're BEAUTIFUL. Good all the way around! ... Oh, don't judge me. >_>
Plus, they're sled dogs that are kind of made to work in a team. Good for bonding with people, and getting along with the other dogs. They're also pack dogs, and the whole pack hierarchy thing has already been happening in our own dogs. (Originally, it was that Leslie was the alpha, Louie the beta, and Jacques the sad omega. Dawwww. But they understand that we, the humans, are technically at the top, so I think the new dog could learn from them. That... does work, right?)

I've also read a lot about how Malamutes need a lot of exercise and brushing... We actually brush our dogs a lot (Bathing is REALLY FRIGGIN' HARD though... But I've read that Malamutes don't need many baths because their fur sheds off dirt or something like that...), and exercising them would be no problem.

And... AND....
LOOK HOW CUTE!!!

[link]
OKAY. DO WANT. CAN I HAVE ONE NOW PLZ??!

OH GOD OH GOD.

[link]
AND THAT'S A FRIGGIN' ADULT. LOOK HOW CUTE.

Now everyone with me...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Now for the issues... Oh geez...
Okay, first off.... What are the chances of finding an Alaskan Malamute in an animal shelter in Sacramento?
.... Pre... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25867902/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25867902/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:57:29 PDT [link])

Soul Eater chapter 63, in which Maka becomes Cardcaptor Sakura...
But with badassedness. And much suggestive straddling of shafts.
...... Shafts of SCYTHES, perverts. Though... Basing this on the anatomy of the human weapons in Soul Eater... she pretty much is straddling his--

Rooster: COCKADOODLE DOO!!!!

--waist. *cough*

And many people have complained that this chapter had no plot development whatsoever...
To which I say... What do you mean? At least now we know what Kidd is up to (HE'S THE LIFE OF THIS PARTY, GUYS. At least he's more fun than you, Gopher... I mean... Who would give you such a silly name and not expect you to grow up being a fun dude? Then our conversations would be like this... "So how was the party?" "Oh, yeah, Gopher was going CRAZY on the karaoke machine! That son of a bitch is one crazy muthafucka!!" But NOOOOOOOOO, you're uptight, boring, and look like Lelouch from Code Geass!! .... You suck, Gopher.), the name of the newest super villain to join the cast unexpectedly (.... No, no. I still hate you, Gopher. You know, gophers used to be considered pests. But now, they've been confirmed to be harmless. HARMLESS. That, like, completely fucks up your title as a super villain... The group is tainted now. Thanks a lot, douchebag.), what the super villains are planning (Our group consists of an evil priest that betrayed his previous affiliation for EVIL, a mean-ass drunk who can turn into a fucking chain-saw, and a guy with magical fucking powers who can eat you alive using a BOOK. What can you do?! Burrow a friggin' hole in the floor?! Gawd, you really ARE a pest, Gopher.), and uh... I'm sorry, I completely forgot what I was talking about.

GOPHER?! REALLY??!
I mean.... HUH?

And the last shot of the manga is of him with some sort of black magical wing of some sort... (The anti-Maka-angel, if you will.)
I'm no zoologist...
But I'm pretty sure gophers aren't affiliated with ANYTHING of the avian variety.
Ohkubo better turn this around and explain this somehow... Else I've given up on his mad character-naming skills.

Now back to my original list...

What Kidd is up to, the name of the new super villain, what said super villains are up to, and.... that Shinigami-sama STILL isn't concerned at all about the whereabouts of his son. (Either that or he knows, and doesn't give a crap about how a pretty boy named GOPHER is beating the living shit out of said son. Soul Eater does not teach good fathering skills, everyone.)

I would also like to say...
"WHO THE FUCK CARES IF THERE'S NO PLOT, ALL THE CHARACTERS HAVE RAGING HORMONES!!!"

And indeed they do.
Maka is irritated with Soul for not understanding all the hints she's throwing at him ("You know, it would be nice to be called an angel sometimes..." "Ox calls Kim an angel!!" "This is all your fault!"), Soul finds this nearly incomprehensible to understand (He just doesn't get girls, does he...? *shakes head* SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO SAY SOME NICE THINGS TO HER ONCE IN A WHILE. GAW. Stupid boys...), BlackStar feels INVINCIBLE (Though he always did... But now he's going fighting against STEIN with confidence. Shiiiiiiiiit, son.), and Kidd can't help arguing with his captors.
Next thing we know, one of them is gonna have classic teenaged angst issues.
............. It'll be Soul. Or BlackStar.

And I keep wondering how Soul and Maka are gonna end up... With that heartfelt enraged yell that Kidd gave when he suspects them of leaving to kill Maka (which, of course, will be exaggerated by many KiddxMaka fanshippers in the near future), we may be heading toward an awkward love triangle, and Soul Eater will teach us readers about the complications of teenage life and love.
Ahh, adolescence. How we hate you so.

.... But holy Shinigami, how OBVIOUS was the whole, "why don't you call me an angel?" spectacle?!
By anime logic, and from a fangirl's perception, she might as well have said, "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME".

COME ON, SOUL!!
Get your head in the game!! Or maybe you're just distracted by the fact that she's STRADDLING YOUR--

Rooster: COCKADOODLE DOO!!

--HIPS. Waist... Uh... Crotchial region--

--ANYWAYS!!!

Later, after Kidd says cryptically, "Maka, be careful..." the scene pans over to Maka and Soul, who, of course, don't get his message.
Spirit shows up and is all, "Maka, Soul... I... have to tell you something."

"I'm really a woman."

"I'm a vampir... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25591345/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25591345/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:08:23 PDT ....... It's not a mistake like last time in 2005?

............. Are you sure you're sure? They buried 'im and everything?
Okay. Now I can make this journal....

Michael Jackson has died.
Now I know what you're all thinking....
"JEEBUS, THAT IS HILARIOUS!! I'm sure Kibi can make thousands of jokes off of this!!"

Now while that statement is in fact true...
This is a sad time for all of us.
I mean... He was a pop icon, a great singer, great albeit slightly creepy dancer....

He apparently went into cardiac arrest, yadda yadda...
And I'm an idiot, so I don't know how much warning that condition gives through a person... But I would kinda think there'd be at least ONE warning sign... No?
I mean, he was about to go on tour and whatnot. So the... medical... people... Uh, checked on him for, like, a 4 hour-long check-up. And they said he was fine!

Now that's kinda strange to me... Unless Michael sent them, like, an ersatz ceramic doppleganger to do the check-up on.
But meh, I ain't blamin' no one here, 'kay?
(If I'm wrong about the warning thing, please don't tell me that... No one likes being TOLD that they're an idiot, even if they know it already. All right, guys?)

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Meanwhile...
My grandmother is visiting....
AGAIN.


I HATE it when she visits...
It's the humming during every single song...
The way she squirts spit between her teeth DURING CONVERSATIONS...
The way she repeats everything we say...
The way she acts like its our job to get her stuff when she has her own fucking car...
The way she treats my mum...
The way she yells at our family dogs...
Oh, and...
Even though she obviously despises us based on her inconsiderate behavior towards us and doesn't find us funny, she laughs... But it's a terribly, terribly fake, passive aggressive laugh.
Like this....
"Ohahahahaha.... Ahah. *long annoyed sigh* Ehehe."


SHIT PISSES ME OFF.

But, strangely, she's been attempting to talk to me (She probably pities me because I'm the lesser-liked granddaughter.... *sigh*)
However, her attempts fail miserably since she's completely unaware of how I feel about her.
She is also completely unaware of the fact that I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE WAVE KNIVES AT ME.
COMMON FUCKING SENSE.

It was like this...

Me: *eating french bread and cheese* .....

G-Ma: .... Can I have some of that? I'll just cut off the end.

Me: (thinking: NO. HELL NO.) Oh, sure. You don't... have to cut off the end though... You can just have any part...

G-Ma: *ignores me and gets giant knife out* Oh. Can you throw this water bottle out? *picks up bottle in SAME HAND AS KNIFE and waves it at me* Throw it away.

Me: O-okay... *attempts to take bottle*

G-Ma: *waves it around more* Or is your recycle bin in here? Is it? *WAVING WAVING* Eh?

Me: JUST HAND ME THE BOTTLE. *glare* *takes bottle and storms out*

Ari (my sister): What is it?

Me: GRANDMA TOOK MY BREAD. AND WAS WAVING A KNIFE AT ME.

Ari: Calm the fuck down. Just beat her up and take the bread back.

Me: FINE.

G-Ma: *sitting in a chair dead asleep, snoring her face off*

Me: ............ Shit.


Yeah... It's no secret that I hate nearly my whole extended family... (excluding
But Grandma was the one that started it all.
I'm pretty much the outcast... I don't even look like most of my family...
I'm starting to think that I'm either adopted or some alien creation... (AKA "test tube baby")

There's no one I can really ask about this without causing an awkward ("Why do you feel disconnected? Do you need therapy...? Maybe if you became closer to your family, you'd become friends!") or tear-jerking ("Your father's been dead for [???] years! It was awful and I hate that you never knew him BAWWWW.") situation, both of which I want to avoid.

So... Uh....
I'll wait 'till I'm on my death bed or something. Hah.

Anyways, wish me luck dealing with this, guys~

Soul: Family... Tch. Who needs 'em?

Me: You're just upset 'cause your family consists of albino vampire musicians... Er... That's kind of redundant. Albino vampire...

Soul: But I guess this means we have one thing in common... Being black sheeps of our families.

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Now doesn't that just make you want to buy a "toasty torpedo"?
IT'S A FOOT LONG. PUT IT IN YO MOUTH.
...... Aren't euphemisms the best, guys?



So, in recent news...
I've been back and forth from Blockbuster video for the past week, since they're having this weird summer deal thing going on that allows you to rent two movies, then you can come back and take two more movies free of charge. And you can do this as many times as you want over the week, so it's basically like getting 14 movies for the price of two. Pretty awesome, eh?
So I've been renting movies I've been wanting to see, as well as Heroes DVDs (I'm obsessed with that show now...). However, there's been a small problem...

EVERY SINGLE MOVIE I'VE RENTED... HAS SUCKED BALLS.

I mean, really...
The Heroes DVDs are awesome, but... THE OTHERS JUST... AUGH...

First one we got was a Japanese anime called The Sky Crawlers.
It was apparently worked on by some dude who worked on Ghost in the Shell, which... Sounded promising. However, the only good thing about this movie was the animation.
The rest of it... MADE NO EFFING SENSE.
Plus, the major plot twist of the movie... I completely figured it out within the first two minutes of the film. Now that... That's just sad.
It was like... "Yuichi, you are the new pilot." "Okay. But what happened to the last pilot?" "..... He died."
And I was all, "Oh. The last pilot was Yuichi, who can't remember because he's lost his memory."
I was right. THE END.
Meanwhile, the movie's other plotline is INCOMPREHENSIBLE. The movie takes place in Japan in an alternate history, which was completely never established. It kind of just assumed that you would be able to tell. (I couldn't because I'm a stupid white girl, okay?!) Meanwhile, the characters are ANNOYING AS SHIT (I couldn't stand listening to Yuichi drone on and on about how he lost his memory BLAH BLAH BLAH, I despised Suichi as a character, and the only character I liked was the dog. Which... Never had a major part in the movie at all.), the dogfight sequences were confusing (all that airplane lingo means nothing to me, and they kept using, like, codenames or some shit, so it was like, "NOOOOOOO. THEY GOT WESTY." and I'm over here like, "WHO THE FUCK IS WESTY?! I DON'T CARE IF HE DIES. SHIT.")
Also... There are like two scenes that go like this...

Suichi: Yuichi, do you want me to kill you...? *points gun at him*
Yuichi: Uh... No thanks.
Suichi: Okay. Then... Will you kill me?
Yuichi: ... No.
Suichi: Oh. I'm gonna take off my shirt then.
Yuichi: ..... Can I do you?
Suichi: Sure. What the hell. But I'm not letting go of this gun while you do so.

Because attempted homicide/suicide is very erotic.


Next one was a French film called Eden Log...
Which.... Made even less sense than Sky Crawlers.
I... I don't even know if I liked this movie or not because IT MADE NO SENSE.
Whenever I'd think something was happening, there'd be some other explanation....
Here. To make sense of it...
An example. So there's this scene where Mr. Main Character Dude (He's the only character in the movie that gets an actual name, and he doesn't even remember his own name until the end of the movie. His name is Tolbiac, BTW. Pretty name, especially when said with a French accent. He's otherwise referred to as "he", "that guy", "the main character", and, apparently, "the technician".) escapes an attack by ZOMBIE PEOPLE (who have been turned into zombies due to the effects of an EVIL TREE), and rescues his buddy the Botanist (who I thought was male, but according to this scene...). He brings the Botanist back to the safe room, and takes off her mask, revealing that she is, in fact, female.
And Tolbiac gives her this meaningful look, kind of like, "Oh... I remember you..." But... Apparently, he doesn't, and just got that look because he wants to have sex with her. WTF. It is vaguely established that Tolbiac has been infected by the zombies, and is turning into one himself... And for the next 10 minutes, there's a sort of double-sided scene... In one, he is having normal (hawt) sex with the Botanist, and they both seem to be enjoying themselves (LOL). But this is contrasting by a simultaneous scene where he is actually half raping her, and half DEVOURING HER. And I was kinda like, "Oh,... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25207547/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25207547/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:28:34 PDT
And before all my fellow geeks start crying over my lost Pokemon and stuff, don't worry. I already transferred nearly all of them to my Platinum and Diamond games. xDDD

Soooooo, replaying it is really freaking fun, since it's all OLD SCHOOL and stuff, and now I have a much better Pokemon roster~

And since that was such a success, I started replaying ALL my old games! BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND LOVE DITCHING OUT ON MY SUMMER WORK SCHEDULE!!
(HEALTH CLASS BE DAMNED!!)

Thus, I have worked out my greatest creation!
My rosters for each generation!!
AND NOW I WILL LIST IT FOR PURPOSES UNKNOWN TO YOU!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
(Actually, it's for later reference if I ever join any Pokemon RP community and need a trainer reference and whatnot. So stop complaining about it taking up space and just go with it.)


KANTO (based on team from Firered)

Tybalt (male Charizard)
Ch'ding (male Farfetch'd)
Napoleon (male Nidoking)
Artemis (female Marowak)
Salerio (male Jolteon)
Nerissa (female Lapras)


JOHTO (based on team from Crystal)

Zeke (male Typhlosion)
Shima (male Ampharos)
Amelia (female Pidgeot)
Baku (male SHINY Hypno) [I'm VERY proud of this one since it's the only shiny I've ever caught, not including Red Gyarados]
Coraline (female Dragonite)
Kiba (male Red Gyarados)


HOENN (based on team from Emerald)

Pan (male Blaziken)
Blitz (female Minun)
Kyrillion (male Flygon)
Chaos (male Absol)
Nicholas (male Kingdra)
Beli (male Metagross)


SINNOH (based on team from Platinum)

Attacius (male Infernape)
Toba (male Luxray)
Athen (female Staraptor)
Rush (male Floatzel)
Pallis (male Espeon)
Tsukishiro (male Weavile)


Yeah....
If you guys play Pokemon, tell me your teams from the games~!
If you don't play the games, but are a fan of Pokemon, what's your dream team?
If you don't apply to either.... Then....
Uh.... You suck eggs.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way. xDDD

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In other news, I've gotten back to work on my Matter of Time fanfiction!!
*cheers and applause from everywhere*
But.... I'm still having problems working out the kinks in the plot...

But it was never meant to be a serious fanfic anyway, so if it begins to suck even more than it already does, please don't critique me on that..... You guys only get to do that once I start up my REAL fanfictions!! (Like the upcoming dramatic SUPAH SOULxMAKA FIC Hamartia, which... I think only is actually within knowledge of...)

I've also become quite fond of the songs from the Broadway musical The Scarlet Pimpernel.
Mainly the song "Madame Guillotine"... It's so pretty, spooky, and very fitting for feeding my Soul Eater fetish~

Sing, swing, savor the sting~
As she severs you
Madame Guillotine~
Slice, come paradise~
You'll be smitten with
Madame Guillotiiiiiiiine~!

And the character Chauvelin has the sexiest voice ever.
I'm gonna get married to that voice.

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So, on yet another of my fantabulous escapades to Japantown, I reaped the rewards of sticking with my obsessions~

I found adorable little Evangelion figurines (chibi Rei and Kaworu in little Angel outfits~), Hetalia figures (I wanted Russia, but I got Germany.... Ah well, he's still friggin' ADORABLE.), Pokemon figures (I got two forms of Rotom... though I was aiming for Shaymin... Gah, I hate it when it's random choice figures....), and two books from the Shinigami no Ballad (AKA Momo, the Girl God of Death) light novel serie... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25166888/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25166888/ Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:46:08 PDT School's out, everyone!!

THANK YOU, LORD!!!!

Really now....
So.... My final grades....
Er.... Weren't what I hoped (A's in everything except Biology and History, which I got B's in. Buu.), and my friends made fun of me, but FUCK 'EM, I don't have to see them all summer!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.


Meanwhile, since it's summer....
I get to stop using up my time on school work and start spending it on better things...

GETTING FATTER AND RE-ESTABLISHING MY OCCUPATION AS A HERMIT!!!
YES!!!
That IS what I live for, ya know. Oh ho ho ho....

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Sooo.... The first gift the great Internet has bestowed upon me is.... (No, not gold or mir.... Silly, silly Testament quoters, you....)
THIS.

[link]
To convince you to watch it all the way, here's a small tidbit....

Maka: "Papa, let me go! I'm fine, I'm just in love with Soul!!"


...... WHUT.

........... IT'S REAL?
I MEAN.... REALLY??

SOUL EATER TACKLED THE LOVE POTION PLOT LINE??!
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY IN FANFICTION!!!

I'm... remarkably happy right now. xDDD

Even though nothing actually happened, it's pretty funny listening to Soul freaking out and stuttering because all the characters are falling in love with him. xDDD

I haven't watched the third or fourth CDs yet, but meh, I have all summer~


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Now transitioning to my non-Soul Eater obsessions, and explaining the rest of the title of this journal...

I saw the new Pixar movie Up last night....
It was.... of course, a very good movie. However.....

IT WAS SO FREAKING SAD!!!

I MEAN.... YOU THOUGHT WALL-E WAS SAD?
THIS IS WALL-E x5.
SERIOUSLY!!

I mean.... Through nearly ALL of the movie, I was holding in tears because I KNEW something bad was going to happen... It was like a solid feeling of dread throughout the whole movie!!
It was almost unbearable to watch since all the characters have these huge issues, but are adorable and harmless and never did anything to anyone!! BAAAAAAWWWWWW. (Is reminded of Elfen Lied...)

(Now this is where spoilers come in...)

Like I say with nearly ALL animated movies I see and review.... THIS WAS NOT A KIDS' MOVIE. REALLY. NOT A KIDS' MOVIE. BUT BECAUSE IT'S ANIMATED, EVERYONE THINKS IT IS.
FUCK. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK ANIME IS IMMATURE.

Up contained the following themes: Loss, regret, loneliness, the effects of growing old (Dementia being the one display that shocked me.), cruelty to animals, and betrayal.
And not to mention this is the first Pixar movie I've seen that shows blood. (The scene in Finding Nemo when Dory gets stung by a jelly fish and gets a scar doesn't count because the wound didn't actually bleed.)

My thoughts: [link]

The first scene with blood ("BLAHH-DUH!!!") is where the main character Carl, in an act supposed caused by slight dementia, strikes a man in the head with his walker. Most people in the theater seemed to think this was supposed to be humor, based on the way Carl did this (yelling "GET AWAY FROM MY MAILBOX" or something like that, followed by a "BONK!" sound caused by the walker), and obviously giggled. But the guy falls over, and when he gets up, there's a huge gash on his forehead that is, obviously, covered in blood ("BLAHH-DUH!!!"). That's when EVERYONE in the theater gasped in shock (others we... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25115315/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/25115315/ Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:51:24 PDT As part of the IB program, I must create something called the "personal project", and mine is a graphic novel.... However.... I have no friggin' idea what the plotline is gonna be, since all my previous storylines are either too violent, or are full of crude humor. DDD:
If you want to give some advice, drop a comment, everyone~]


My last finals are tomorrow....
Bwahhhhhhhhhhh~...
So sleepy.....

My English final went well (because I got all my lines out without stuttering, like I usually do), I knew every single answer to the Japanese final...
PE didn't go so well....
Because I almost drowned in the pool.

I was swimming, came up to breathe, and instead inhaled a bunch of water. I had to stop in the middle of the lap to cough it all out, which was pretty disgusting (a bunch of students were like, "SHIT that girl puked in the lane!! NOW WHERE DO WE SWIM?!"), and gave me an upset stomach, which I'm still getting over, two days later...
Jeebus, what's even IN that water...?! DDD:

Anyways, the Biology final was HARD....
Even though Biology is my worst subject, it still shocked me since I had studied for it from 1:30 to midnight....
WHICH.... BARELY HELPED AT ALL OF COURSE.
And there were too many questions on sexual reproduction, which normally I'd be good at (since I DO read hentai and sex manuals for fun and yes, education), but the questions weren't about the mechanics of sex or STDs or any of the stuff I studied...
But were about gametes and ovum and all the crap I barely studied. >_>

(Hehe, one vocabulary word was "orgasm". xDDDD
And did you know that sexual arousal happens in four phases? I didn't! It's.... er.... excitement phase, plateau phase, orgasm, and the last phase... which is, like, recovery phase or something.... yeah....
MOVING ON~~~)

So tomorrow I have my last finals, which will probably be the hardest...
History and Geometry. And they don't allow notes in History, so thank Shinigami that History comes naturally to me.

However, because of my stomach illness caused by the disgusting school pool water, my mum told me to take a break and take it easy for a while....
So I watched Axis Powers Hetalia.

I know...
ABOUT TIME, RIGHT??

And... I immediately love this anime.
It's brilliant, really! I mean... It's adorable, funny, the characters are lovable, and, best of all, it's a great study tool!

My History final tomorrow is supposed to focus on World War I, World War II, and the Cold War--the first two are what Hetalia is about!
Just... with less violence and more cute anime characters. x'DDD

If you don't know what Hetalia is, you should probably take a bit of time out of your busy schedule to watch at least a bit of it. Each episode is only about 5 minutes long, so it doesn't take that long, and it's jam-packed with useful information~
It focuses on WWI and WWII, from the points of view of the countries involved. Oh. And did I mention that every country is represented by an adorable anime character that displays the stereotypes of the country?
For example... Germany is intimidating, fierce, and loves strict rules, Russia enjoys victimizing the other countries (when he is scolded for doing this, he retaliates with, "But it's fun!"), and America constantly makes ridiculous plans without asking for the others' thoughts (and does this while stuffing hamburger after hamburger into his mouth).

What I really find funny about this anime is that while it has all the time in the world to make fun of other countries, it even pokes fun at Japan too!
The only scene I've seen though is of Germany asking Japan about his plans, to which Japan responds something like, "Oh, it isn't made yet. BUT with our outstanding technology, we built this model, which comes in seven different color schemes, and a new color scheme will be introduced later in an ad featuring a cute girl speaking about it."

But dare I forget the titular character?
No, we could never forget Italy! ("Hetalia", mixing "Italia" with "hetare", meaning "useless".)
He's weak, gullible, but FULL OF LOVE~~
I pretty much fell in love with him a bit after his first line in the series...

From Ep... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24967831/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24967831/ Tue, 26 May 2009 19:05:41 PDT I haven't killed myself!!!!
..... Yet.

But really, the masochistic side of me that constantly wishes for my removal from Earth is thankfully on vacation. I'm happy again~

Now cheer with me.
Huzzah.

Soooooooo, summer vacation is coming up!
Are you all excited? ^^
I sure know I am!
(Even though I have to take Health class over the summer.... Which is entirely just this annoying bitch ranting on and on about how we shouldn't do drugs or drink alcohol, and that abstinence is the bee's knees. But meh. It's easy credits to earn.)

Once I get done with finals, I'll be free from the chains of IB's fucked up education system that makes young men and women contemplate killing themselves. I'll go back to going on dA every day for hours on end, I'll go back to actually submitting some friggin' art once in a while, and MoT will be up and running again!! Ahh, them's were the good ol' days...
.... But finals are gonna be a bitch.

Ew.

Meanwhile, you know what grinds my gears?
Prop 8.


I mean....
Really now.
Why does EVERYONE hate gay people?
What the hell did they do to you? DDD:

They disgraced your God?
Awwwwww, boohoo, someone insulted your little imaginary friend.
Strap on some juevos, bub. 'Cause your God is gonna be insulted WAYYYYYYYYYYY more than it has been so far.
And I don't see how sodomy makes you go to Hell... I mean... Really? Do people honestly believe that? From what I've heard about religion... many of the people out there (very obscure term) seem to actually believe that some giant man with a beard the size of the cosmos is gonna put a huge fucking stamp on whatever massive paperwork he has up there and FORCE you to go to the fiery depths of eternal suffering merely for loving someone of the same sex as you.
.... And they DON'T believe in ghosts. Or unicorns.

I know. I was shocked too.

I-I mean....
I apologize if I'm offending, like... shit, all of you (which I probably am), but....
Really? .... I mean REALLY? REALLY??

This is more of a rant about gay rights in general, not Prop 8, upon retrospect.
I doubt that Prop 8 is going to even do anything at all. If anything, it would've stimulated the economy here.
But now that it's been affirmed or whatever, all the gays will probably leave California for a place where they're welcomed.

... And no, I don't mean Hell.

I mean....
..... Canada. Yeah, Canada.

Soul: Must you always use Canada as your reference country?

Me: Yes. And don't I get a "welcome back, Kibi", "glad you didn't kill yourself, Kibi"...?

Soul: No. *starts reading newspaper*

Me: Oi vey.

ANYWAYS.
Yeah. This whole Prop 8 thing isn't helping anyone.
And while it doesn't do much of anything, it just goes to show that discrimination is still alive and well in America. Hah. We've officially gained the "Worst Country Ever" award.
.... But we gained that years ago after wiping out the Native Americans and enslaving the blacks, right? Oh, and bombing Japan so we could win a war we would've won without all that bombing. And hunting animals for fun. And being the breeding ground for obesity, violence, and dumbasses.
............ And for all this rage about Susan Boyle.
I mean.... I GET IT.
SHE'S UGLY AS SHIT BUT HAS A GOOD SINGING VOICE.
GET OVER IT. THERE ARE TONS OF UGLY PEOPLE WITH TALENTS. BUT NOBOY NOTICES THEM 'CAUSE THEY'RE UNSLIGHTLY. AND NOW THAT SIMON COWLE THINKS SHE'S HOT SHIT MEANS SHE'S GOT TO TAKE UP ALL THE RADIO TIME ON NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO??
GODAMMIT!!! *hits desk repeatedly*

I HATE THIS COUNTRY GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

................. What do you guys think?
Do you agree with me?
And if you're from a foreign country, tell me what you think of America from your country's standpoint.
I bet we look like barbarians~

Soul: And don't use her as an example. She's not exactly the image of an average American. *glances at me*

Me: *standing on a chair with noose around neck* ..... Soul.....?

Soul: Y-yes?

Me: ..... Why is life so cruel...?

Soul: I don't know. .... Would you get off the chair if I said I'd play piano for you?

Me: ........ You would do that...?

Soul:... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24515527/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24515527/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:49:38 PDT "Ah, Kibi's here to tell us about how much her life sucks. How drab..."
Well, you all better shut the hell up, because I'm in that mood again, and I believe I'm deserving of a place to pity myself!!

So. I'm in the IB program.... International Baccalaureate.
It's prestigious, and turns everyone who enters it into a complete social retard.
Why? Because of all the stress it puts us through.

Just now...
The assignments I have to do....
I have to read all of Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice by Tuesday, I have to read two chapters of Biology and be ready for a test by Tuesday, I have to choreograph a whole dance because my partner is TOO FUCKING LAZY to help me, I have to write a process journal about said dance, I have to perform the dance (which means I have to memorize it) for my PE teacher who films it (pervert), I have to write a story about time travel (WITHOUT A FUCKING PROMPT, SO I DON'T KNOW WTF I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT), I have to make a Powerpoint presentation about the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, and I must do all of that within the next four days.

Due to all this shit I'm being put through, I told my mum that I felt completely hopeless, and that I wanted to join IS instead.
She retorted by calling IS "the stupid class", while in reality, IS is a hell of a lot more stimulating to a student than FUCKING IB. IS emphasizes the "International" in "International Studies", and is all about teaching children about the world they live in.

And the only reason I can't join is...
"It's not prestigious."

I MEAN.... WHO THE FUCK CARES??!
REALLY.
I know that IS is for the kids who get low GPAs, and IS will most likely not teach them all that much school-wise, but HOW MUCH DOES SCHOOL REALLY MATTER??

Look at the richest people in the planet...
Most likely all of them were dumbasses in this hell called high school. And they become rich because of what? Physical prowess, and by how much people like them.
Or their looks.

Today's society does not value intelligence more than a cat values a lemon.

So I confine this to my mum, who is all, "Well, if you get a 4.0 in IB, you can get into any college you want."
That may be true, but I don't have a 4.0 because I'M NOT A FUCKING ROBOT. I MAKE MISTAKES. I HAVE EMOTIONS THAT GET IN THE WAY.
My GPA is 3.8, which, according to my mother, "is not good enough, and will not get me into any college."
But this may help me on the SAT. Therefore, the SAT is my last chance for happiness.

So...
If I take IS, I don't get into college.
If I stay in IB, I don't get into college.
If I don't do well on the SAT, I don't get anywhere.

So I'm pretty much screwed for my entire life.

I just....
Hypothetically, if I were to kill myself...
I'd be much happier.
If there is life after death, than that's great. There's no one in Heaven that will expect this kind of crap from you. Even if Hell exists, there's also no one in Hell that expects things from you.
And if there is no life after death, perhaps oblivion is better than this.

Now don't go all "think about your family" on me....
It's hypothetical.
.... But hypothetically, my family would be better off without me.
No Kibi to worry about... My mum wouldn't have to worry about college for me, and there'd be plenty of money for her and my sister.
Sure, they'd be sad for me.... But humans are simple, they'd get over my death.
And I wouldn't mind killing myself due to the fact that I'm barely able to keep hold of reality as it is... I'm probably inches from becoming a schizophrenic.

*sigh*
I'm just so tired of everything.
Life isn't supposed to be like this, is it...?
I mean... Life is full of struggles.
But I shouldn't be contemplating suicide this early in my life, should I? That's not normal.
Only emo kids due that to help their reputation.
And that's all that this is about, right? Reputation.
Everything stands on my school's reputation.
If it's rep is below average... Than I shouldn't try it at all.
And if I work hard at a school with a high rep, and don't do as well as they tell me to, than I'm deemed too inferior.
So... If I don't do well on some test that really doesn't have an effect on the value of myself as a person... I don't deserve to be happy?
Is that it?

I'm sorry, but life just sucks TOO much for me at the moment...
I really just don't care anymore. I want to fail everything, just so that I don't have to keep trying at something that doesn't matter.
But I don't... Out of fear that my mum will disown me... Or that my friends will.... Or that... Everyone will just see me as an inferior human.

I do... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24294592/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24294592/ Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:52:20 PDT I.... CAN'T... EVEN REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.

Therefore, I shall post them here and do a review.
Huzzah.


[Be wary, courageous dA artists! Below be spoilers! Enter at your own risk, and please try to keep away from the frumious Banderstatches... They like to bite.]

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[.... You STILL want to read?! Well, all right then.]

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Okay....
SPOILER #1:
Maka is able to use the black blood as armor, in the form of her "Black Room" dress...
[link]
[link]
[link]

Okay. I kinda saw that one coming.
But still, the fight scenes with it are amazing. She's so graceful~~
*instantly gains girl crush*

[link] Hehehehe..... Gross.

SPOILER #2:
Arachne is dead, meaning that Maka has slain the witch required to turn Soul into a DeathScythe.
[link]
[link]

FINALLY.
JEEBUS.
I thought they'd never kill her!! UGH.
But, of course....
There's one last vermin we have to deal with.....

SPOILER #3:
Medusa has taken over Arachne's deceased body, and is using it as her host.
[link]
[link]


OKAY.
Firstly.... EWWW.
Secondly.... HOLY SHIT WHY WON'T SHE DIE??!
The black hair makes her look, like, twice as UBER EBIL than usual.... But, I mean.... The line, "My sister's body fits me nicely" made my gag reflex twitch. Gross.

SPOILER #4:
Medusa claims that she was not the one who killed BJ, and that Stein "should be locating the culprit."
[link]

Now this part kinda confuses me....
I mean... I'm pretty dull, and I kinda assumed that she did it.
Now I'm back to the whole "Conspiracy Theory" of BJ's murder, in that DeathScythe killed him, due to the fact that it was mentioned that he had taken Stein's cigarettes, one of which was found at the scene.
...... Or maybe Ashura. (LOL UNORIGINAL)

SPOILER #5:
Two new characters (Well, not really, seeing as they were randomly mentioned back in chapter, like, 2, and were never explained....) are introduced.
[link]
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[link]

HURR HURR HURRR.
IT'S A FUCKING MONKEY. WHAT THE FUCK.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA.
A-AND HIS NAME IS ENRIQUE.... AND HE'S A DEATHSCYTHE MEISTER!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

And the dude with the bear head is a.... demon mirror....
Hehe.... There's a character in the fanfiction "No Matter What" who is a demon mirror!
HOLY CRAP.
THAT WRITER CAN TELL THE FUTURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE.

SPOILER #6:
Medusa was lying about saving Crona.

OOOOOHHHHHHH BIG SHOCKER.
*scratches head*
Medusa really MUST be a heartless bitch then....
Hmph. And here I was, going along with Maka and thinking she FINALLY had some sort of redeemeable value as a human being...

Turns out, no.
Medusa is simply a snake.
No longer human in my eyes. *shakes head in shame*

[link] BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MAKA BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
*sobs*

We believed in you, Medusaaaaaaa... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24113776/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24113776/ Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:53:33 PDT , 'cause I AM a friend!!
.... I do think it's kind of dumb to have to repost something in order to prove that, but whatever makes him feel better. *shrug*)

No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends'

True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it

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I'm spending the daylight hours alone for the rest of the week due to my mum working.
Or... I thought I was alone.

Seems I have visitors of the insect kind.

Okay. To get things straight...
I'm not afraid of insects. I just... dislike them.
I mean, we humans kill them enough as it is.... So... Why can't they be like the rest of the animal world and be afraid of us??! DDD:

It's raining here now (which is weird, 'cause it's been, like, friggin' hot these past days), which means that all the bugs run into my house to get away from the rain.
I wouldn't mind this...
I just wish they would... you know... Run away when they saw me coming.

But NOOOOOOOOOO.
All right... So...
I get up in the morning... At about 7:00...
I stumble off to the bathroom as I usually would...
And when I leave, I see THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPIDER IN THE WORLD. SITTING AT THE DOORWAY.

So...
I have a delayed reaction and kinda go.... "AH.... AHHHH...." for a second before sprinting off to my bedroom, where I lay attempting to calm myself down.
After a finished doing that for a while, I call my mum.

Conversion as follows...

Mum: Oh! Hi, honey~

Me: Hi, mum...

Mum: Are you okay?

Me: Erm.... *whines* I dunnooooooo....

Mum: What happened?

Me: Okay.... I just saw THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPIDER EVER.

Mum: Oh, that one! I tried to kill that one this morning.... Were its legs kinda stretched out?

Me: I don't know. I didn't really stop to check, you know....

Mum: It's probably that one.

Me: So... I wasn't dreaming or hallucinating or anything?

Mum: No, dear. It's real.

Me: ...... So it's really.... Shoe-sized?

Mum: Yep. Don't worry. It'll run away if you come near it.

Me: IT DIDN'T WHEN I WAS THERE.

Mum: Oh. Well, good luck~ Love you, Gibble~

Me: *sigh* Love you too, mum....


Yeah.
And for the rest of the day, I've been warring with the bugs... And... They're winning 'cause I'm trying to be peaceful. DDDD:

So... I've already been swarmed by gnats that have been living in my shower...
I've found a small colony of aphids living in my toilet paper....
A small, but frightening-looking white spider crawling all over the plate I use to put toast on...
A crane (otherwise known as a "squiter-eater" apparently) flew INTO MY FACE...
A dying fly keeps buzzing around my head...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand another fly FLEW UP MY NOSE. And I don't mean just fluttered by it...
INTO MY NOSE.
I ALMOST PUKED.

*sigh*
And the day STILL isn't over....

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I WANT MY MUMMY TO COME AND SAVE MEEEEEEEE......


Soul: Pathetic.

Hiruko: I'll say.

Pichu: Pi chu chu~

Me: AH!! D-DON'T MOCK ME!!! .... And who decided to keep that Pichu here?! IT'S EVIL!!

Soul: Meh. Turns out we get along pretty well.

Pichu: *hops onto Soul's shoulder* Pichu~!

Soul: And you will address her as "she", not "it". Her name is Bianca.

Bianca: PICHU~~

Me: Y-YOU'RE UNDER MIND CONTROL!!

Soul: I don't know what you're talking about.

Me: Th-then what are those wires on your head?

Soul: ..... *looks awkwardly at Bianca* ..... Fashion statement?

Me: LIES!!

*the screen goes black*

Hiruko: All... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24093831/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/24093831/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:10:49 PDT [link]
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PokePark.

FUCK I WANT TO GO TO THERE.

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AAAAAAAAGH.
IT HAS A RAIKOU/SUICUNE/ENTEI CAROUSAL RIDE.
AND A LATIAS/LATIOS SWING RIDE.
AND A PICHU TRAIN RIDE.
AND A LUGIA RIDE.
AND A RAYQUAZA ROLER COASTER. I DON'T EVEN LIKE ROLER COASTERS BUT SHIT I'D RIDE RAYQUAZA, MAN.

POKEMON EVERYWHERE.

This is, like, my childhood dream, people!
Pokemon amusement park.
And I thought this was just a myth, but seeing pictures of it makes me so epically hopeful....

But, you know what, it opened March 18, 2005. My birthday. In 2005.
Then closed in September 2005.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

*explodes*

............. *sigh*
Well, I guess I'll just have to live without it....
Apparently people are planning on opening it again....
In Virginia.
WHY??!
No one cares about Pokemon IN VIRGINIA.
And probably no where in the States either....

Only Japan gets all the things I want....
My mum wants me to study abroad because of this, but I doubt I'd be able to survive in Japan...
I mean... There's nothing there that I'd eat!
I live off of toast, cheese, Go Girl, and Weight Loss Shakes, people!!
I'M GONNA DIE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'M GETTING OFF SUBJECT AND MORE AND MORE DEPRESSED.
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

Soul: Erm... There, there.

Me: YOU'RE NOT HELPING. BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW....

Soul: Geez. A few weeks ago, you were worshipping me... Not some... Yellow rat.

Pichu: PICHU. *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE*

Soul: *is electrocuted* AGHHH. *collapses*

Maka: A new Kishin...?! Soul, get up and transform!

Soul: Wh-wha...?! Are you crazy?

Maka: WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE CITY!

Pichu: PII--?!

-theme song starts as curtain opens dramatically-

Excalibur: After the defeat of Ashura, it seemed everything was hunky-dory for Death City.... But then, from the dark mist of the unknown... Emerges a new foe!

Pichu: PICHU PI?!?

Soul: I'm telling you, that thing's not dangerous!! If I can eat Little Demon, I can--

Pichu: PICHUUUUUUU!!

Soul: *electrocuted x2* Gaaahh... The pain. *sizzle*

Maka: SOUL, NO!! A-are you okay...?

Soul: Maka.... I'm... sorry... *disappears, leaving behind floating soul*

Maka: No... *turns to Pichu* YOU BASTARD!!!

Pichu: *smugly* Pi pi chu.... *smirks*

Maka: I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Excalibur: Will the heroes of Shibusen be able to counter this new threat? Is Soul really dead? What will become of Death City?! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR OF MY LEGEND?!

Everyone: NO WAY.

Excalibur: It began in the twelfth century! King Arthur and I were--

Pichu: PICHUUUUUUUUUU. *kills Excalibur with Thunderbolt*

Everyone: HOLY CRAP.

BlackStar: No one liked him... But no one wanted him to die!!

DeathScythe: You know, kids... We're dealing with one sick son of a Pikabitch.

Pichu: *evil cackle* PICHA CHA CHA!!

Maka: I'll avenge him... BY TAKING YOUR SOUL!!

Pikachu & Raichu: *insane cackle*

Pichu: Chehehehe... Just try to escape the insanity a second time, girl! PICHU CHU CHU CHU!!

-dramatic music ends-
-curtain closes-

Me: ..... Yeah, but will BONES ever cooperate with Nintendo for all that crap?

Pichu: *sitting in Actor's chair* *shrugs* Pichu chu.

Soul: I can't believe I... die.

Maka: Well, it's your fault for not wanting to work with Nintendo. You don't cooperate, they kill you off as a character.

Soul: That's cold.

Pikachu: Pika pika!
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http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23974567/ Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:47:55 PDT I FINALLY caught Giratina in Pokemon Platinum yesterday.

..... Its name is Hiruko (named after the main character of Nightmare Inspector, LOL)...
And it has a timid nature.
........ T___________________T
Timid.
And Giratina is supposed to be the Lord of Chaos or whatever?
And it's just been scared this whole time!!

.... Uh-oh. I feel a crappy Pokemon fanfiction ah-brewin'.

Meanwhile, I have a dilemma...
My current team in Platinum is as so....

Attacius (male Infernape: quirky nature)
Toba (male Luxray: calm nature)
Athen (female Staraptor: calm nature)
Rush (male Floatzel: gentle nature)
Hiruko (Giratina: timid nature)

Which means I have one slot open for when I face the Pokemon League and whatnot.
I have two Pokemon that originally filled the last two spots in my team, but I can't just let poor Hiruko go to waste...

So...
Which one should I put back into my party?

Tsukishiro (male Sneasel: serious nature)
or
Pallis (male Espeon: lax nature).

Tsukishiro's move set contains...
Slash, Shadow Claw, Arial Ace, and Ice Beam.

Pallis' move set contains...
Psybeam, Shadow Ball, Secret Power, and... er.... Another move that I must not use very often seeing as I can't remember what it is....

Which one should I keep for later?
Tsukishiro is of a higher level, but Pallis has better stats...
Plus, Tsukishiro has a better set of moves, but has a low HP level than Pallis....

GAH.
I'm stuck.
Help me, fellow Pokefreaks!! DDD:
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In other news, I saw the movie Donnie Darko last Saturday....

IT.... WAS.... AMAZING.

This is what the movie is about:
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Yeah-huh.
Watch it if you can.

If you can't, tell me...
And I'll tell you the plotline MY WAY.
LOL.

Happy Monday, everyone.
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SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER
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Maka and Soul had an epic nude hug in episode 50.
*~~~~GORGEOUS~~~~*

Soul: Shhh!! Don't tell them that...

Me: WHY THE HELL NOT??

Soul: It's.... embarrassing...

Me: What? Getting hugged by a naked girl is... embarrassing to you?

Soul: Well--

Me: What should be embarrassing to you is that you'll be picking Little Demon's flesh out of your teeth for a week, man.

Soul: .....

Me: Poor choice of what to do. You could have stomped on him with your foot, you could have thrown him out the door of your mind, but NOOOOOO. You ATE him.

Soul: .......

Me: And won't that mean that he's not really gone...? Doesn't that mean that he'll be in your stomach?

Soul: It's a metaphor, dumbass.

Me: 'Scuse me?!

Soul: It's a metaphor.

Me: .... As in.... There's a Little Demon in... all of us...?

Soul: *shrugs*

Me: Wow.... *sighs*

Soul: Whatever, I'm leaving. *turns and promptly runs into Frank* What the-- OH MY GOD.

Frank: ....................................

Soul: HOLY SHINIGAMI FUCK--

Frank: ........

Soul: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING...?!

Frank: .... What do you mean?

Soul: Th-that stupid bunny suit... Wh-why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?!

Frank: ..... *tilts head to one side* Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Soul: .......................... It seems there's some joke here that I don't get....

Me: FRANK~~ I luff you even though you're FRIGHTENING. *cuddles Frank* You smell like alcohol and blood~~

Frank: *creepy whispery voice* HAVE YOU SEEN A PORTAL?

Soul: Wha--?

*blip*

Me: Maka and Soul had an epic nude hug in episode 50.

Soul: *blinks and shakes head* ..... What the...? Haven't you already said that?

Me: Eh?

Soul: I just got... deja vu.

Me: .... Are you high?

Soul: *glares suspisciously at Frank* What did you do, bunny rabbit?

Frank: I found a portal. http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23897641/ Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:45:32 PDT I feel like the "great" state of California is getting fucked over.

So....
We're getting the brunt of all this recession bullshit, and I'm not exactly sure why.

More and more people are becoming homeless, and our governor (The Terminator dolt. I bet you've all heard of him.) is spending millions on getting rid of homeless camps (Tent City. Look it up.) and setting up new shelters, where the homeless are probably going to have an even worse time.

Plus, there are going to be race wars in Oakland.
RACE WARS, PEOPLE.
RACE..... WARS.
Blacks against whites.
And you know who's gonna win?
NO ONE!!!

And it all spawns from the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of....
Okay, I'm not racist or anything....
But all the blacks in Oakland must be dipshits.
They want to kill all the white police officers in Oakland because of an ACCIDENT.

So... For those of you who are uninformed in this matter....
Some white officers were trying to subdue a black guy who had been arrested.
The police officer attempted to use his tazer, but used his gun instead. It went off, and the black guy was killed.
They have this all on film, and in the film, the officer actually is visibly shocked, and says "oh, shit".

Okay. Obviously this officer is stupid and under-trained.
So it would be entirely justified if the population of Oakland teamed up against the Oakland police and sued them for having under-trained fuck-up officers....
But NOOOOOOO.
The black population IMMEDIATELY says, "OH, YOU KILLED HIM 'CAUSE HE'S BLACK."

Why must blacks ALWAYS pull the race card and blame whites for everything?
I mean, I'm Jewish--a race that has been prejudiced against much longer than blacks have (Plus, the whole slavery blame game is stupid because Africans enslaved they're own people, which started the whole thing!). But we don't ever play the stupid race card.
(Mainly because we're all being subject to genocide all over the world, and don't have a chance to, but whatever.)

So now all the blacks in Oakland want all the whites in Oakland DEAD.

And one black even took it so far as to kill three officers.
And all the other blacks said, "WHOOOO, GOOD JOB."
THEY CONGRATULATED HIM FOR KILLING WHITES.
And when he was killed by another officer in self-defense, nearly all the blacks went and mourned his death.
That bastard deserved to die. (And he's even been linked to the rapes of small children. CHILDREN.)

My respect goes to all the blacks that also think this is stupid and pointless.
Which.... Really...
Is too small a number.

If you don't want to be prejudiced against, why do you keep pulling off shit like this?
I'm sorry, but this journal is here so that I can express my beliefs. So don't any of you call me racist, because I'm not. I just want to know...

Why is this happening?
Why do we suck so much?!
This pisses me off!!

And it makes me write angry journals like this so that I can pollute dA!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
*dies*
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http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23771317/ Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:47:42 PDT I'm....
Er....
As they say... "Officially" fifteen years of age.

The big... One-five.

(Sorta makes me wish I was Mexican so I could have a Cincinera, or if I had stayed with my Jewish heritage so I could have a Bat Mitzvah in 12 months, but what can ya do, eh?)

Meh. Doesn't really feel any different aside from the fact that I had to haul around gifts all day.
(And cupcakes. Lots of cupcakes.)

Hehehe....
People really do care about me I guess...
*is bashful*

My gifts include...

A big tray of chocolate and vanilla cupcakes,
Little tiny cupcakes made from brownies (From , who is, like, the SWEETEST PERSON EVAH RIGHT NOW.),
Volumes 2 and 3 of Nightmare Inspector (Also from because I skipped those volumes. ),
A rather hysterical birthday card from , that included Chrona running away from my imaginary birthday party, and Hiruko refusing to eat any cake (xDDD Read Nightmare Inspector... That joke shall make sense if you do.),
A $15 iTunes gift card,
A Big Spoon frozen yogurt gift card (GIFT CAAAAAAAAARDS),
A gift card that is equal to one free movie,
A book called Our Dumb World (from my sister, heheh... Charming...),
The Official Ninja Handbook,
A beautiful necklace (How descriptive of me...),
and, the best gift of all those,
TICKETS TO SEE AVENUE Q AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER THEATER~

Nehehehe, I saw it with my mum last Saturday and forgot to tell you guys.
Silly me~~

My conclusion: Hilarious, meaningful.... E-exhilarating, fantastic... er... Go see it...

Plus, my mum bought me a signed Avenue Q poster there...
(For $40!! Jeebus, that's a lot of do-re-mi. But it's all apparently donated to an AIDS research facility or something, so let's hope for the good cause and the fact that the actress that plays Christmas Eve gave me the poster in person~~~ )
It looks pretty damn badass next to my Evangelion and Pokemon posters. *snicker*

But yeah, and I've noticed that lots of people have sent me their happy birthday wishes, and some have even made me some art for my birthday~!!

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
Thanks to everyone~~
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Aside from this....
I've been stuck in this huge, probably unhealthy obsession with the band Forgive Durden (GO LISTEN TO THEIR SONGS. KIBI DEMANDS YOU DO SO. RAZIA'S SHADOW IS MY ANTI-DRUG AND WHATEVER. THOMAS DUTTON IS HOT. BLAH BLAH BLAH GENERIC FANGIRL RANTING.)

And this is a pretty big deal for me seeing as I've never before understood why and how people could obsess over a band. I understood how they could like songs, but I never really got the whole "Oh, let's go research them and memorize their birthdays and concert dates" and all that shit...
Well... I GET IT NOW.
*hugs iTunes giftcard*
Soon I shall have the entire "Wonderland" album in my virtual grasp!!
*Laharl-esque maniacal laughter*

Thus, I of course checked them out on the Fueled By Ramen website...

And found t-shirts.

Oh, the t-shirts.... *sigh*
So... very artistic and awesome...

So I showed my mum, and she was all, "Oh, I'll buy them for you!"
And I was like, "REALLY??! YOU'D DO THAT?!"
And she said, "Oh, well, of course, it's your birthday and whatnot."

So I immediately get all my hopes up and wait for her to put her information down on the site...
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!


A-ALL THIS HAPPENED WHEN I WAS GONE??!

WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME??!
*violently shakes all of you readers*

Soul: They probably DID tell you...

Me: HOW??!

Soul: You have 750 unanswered messages. *points*

Me: Oh.... Indeed....

Soul: Now I'll see you later... Blech. *unconscious*

Me: AH?! AAHHH?!? MAKA, CHECK HIS WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE. (OUTDATED REFERENCE LOL.)

Maka: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. *whacks me over the head* S-Soul...?

Soul: Maka.... Tell.... Johnny Depp..... He.... owes me five bucks....

Maka: OH MAH GAWRD.



Arachne: *choke* A-Ashura.... Why...?!

Ashura: 'Cause yo uglay.

Arachne: OH MAH GAWRD.



Kidd: H-Honorable Father... (LOL UCHIUE) I... This... can't be happening.... N--

Shinigami: HAHHAHAA PSYCH. I'M NOT REALLY DEAD.

Kidd: ..... Y-YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME, FATHER!! THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME YOU'VE FAKED DEATH.

Shinigami: Oh, come on... The witches get to do it... Can't I? ^^

Kidd: OH MAH GAWRD.



Arachne: *now a spider* ..... God dammit.

Maka: S-Soul, you can't die...

*"Dyin' in Your Arms Tonight" plays in background*

Soul: ..... I'm not dead....! I-in fact, I feel quite good! Happy~~

Maka: No, you're not, you'll be STONE DEAD in a moment.

Me: LOL MONTY PYTHON.

Maka: SHUT UP, WILL YOU SHUT UP??!

Me: Yes'm.

Shinigami: So this is what a deflated balloon feels like....





This is what happens when I use blogs as a key source for information.
I ruin Soul Eater.

........... My birthday's in 8 days, LAWLZ.
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http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23594868/ Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:36:17 PDT I just now woke up....
And it's three fucking thirty.... ALREADYYYYYY....
And I went to sleep at, like, ten. Jeebus, I must've needed that sleep...]

First off, I want to tell everyone that MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 10 DAYS~~
YAAAYYYY~~~

And seeing as I'm now (probably) more able to view Soul Eater again, I'm gonna start up my reviews again. Hehehehe... Come on now, I know you're all excited.

But I haven't started my watching up again yet....

So I'll give you some filler. (Oh, how you all love the filler... I know you do... *soft evil cackling fades off into distance*)

I'll be reviewing some things I've seen over my depression-filled weeks....
Just to get back into the groove, you know~?
Thanks to all of you for helping me feel a bit better every time I log in...
I you all~
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First off...
Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail.

Basic plot: Tyler Perry's infamous character Madea, a foul-mouthed, incredibly short-fused, and instantly lovable woman who isn't afraid to kick ass in the middle of huge crowds of people, is finally sent off to "the big house" after destroying a woman's car because she stole her parking space.

..... Or... at least that's what I THOUGHT the movie was about.

Basic review: I couldn't even tell what this movie was even about!! I mean... I've always been a huge fan of Tyler Perry's Madea films, and I was excited that this one was made... I was looking forward to seeing Madea whooping ass and taking names, while learning and teaching a few lessons in the process...
THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT.
This movie is a complete fuck-up of a Madea movie, and is a completely and utterly depressing story... This movie isn't about Madea AT ALL. In fact, Madea gets about only 30 minutes of screentime!! The rest is dedicated to Candy, a completely unlikable prostitute who, evidently, has had a terrible life.
OKAY. I GET IT. LIFE SUCKS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP TELLING ME BY HAVING THIS POOR GIRL RAPED, LIKE, FIVE HUNDRED TIMES OVER THE SPAN OF 2 HOURS.
Don't mix a comedy flick with a movie about prostitution, rape, betrayal, drugs, and (apparently) finding God (Which is utterly ridiculous considering how much God has done for this Candy girl... Jeebus...).
IT DOES NOT WORK.

TWO STARS OUT OF FIVE.

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Next...
Damekko Dobutsu (anime).

Basic plot: The plot centers on Uruno, a shy, passive, and timid wolf who stumbles upon a place known as The Useless Forest, which is occupied by animals who are lacking the traits that their species should have. Finding himself at home in this place, Uruno settles in and goes through life with other "useless" animals like himself, including a rabbit who acts like a wolf, a clumsy and slow cheetah, a near-sighted eagle, a bear who enjoys dancing above all else, an orca who can't swim, and an evil-minded, self-centered unicorn.


Basic review: I fell in love with this story immediately. It has the heart of a children's story and the quirky offbeat humor of a teen anime (Come on! What ISN'T funny about a unicorn drinking sake non-stop while sitting next to a chain-smoking rabbit?! AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?!). All the characters are likable, as well as relatable, and the animation is adorable and quite Lucky Star-esque. My main complaint is that the anime itself is much too short! Each episode is only 5 minutes long, making the entire series only about 2 hours long!! Thus, I watched this entire anime in one night. And because of this shortness, the storyline is often rushed and seems completely random at times. (Main example being the ending episode... I won't spoil it for you.)
Conclusion, watch this anime. It's adorable, and will only take one night to watch.

Three stars out of five.
http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23560589/ Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:48:31 PST KIBI IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY EAR BLEEDING THAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF YOU READING THIS JOURNAL. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ THE B-WORD, THE F-WORD, THE S-WORD, AND THE C-WORD TYPED IN SUCCESSION, THEN DO NOT READ THIS.
Also, Kibi would appreciate it if you don't call the cops on her for wanting to kill someone... Thank you.]

First off, thank you all for having such patience with me these past weeks...
I've been in severe depression... Involving wanting to kill myself, take pills, and even contemplate cutting myself (but deciding against it 'cause I think its stupid, HAH) for no obvious reason other than the fact that I've discovered that I generally hate people.

Thank you for all the kind words you sent me on my last journal...
I'll try to respond, but this is me thanking you even if I don't get to respond...

But here's something I wanted to ask you all...
Have you ever felt an urge to actually kill someone? I've been feeling that a lot lately...
And, well, here's how I got over my depression.....
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So yeah....
I've been depressed since my last journal...
And what really didn't help was that I had to do TWO WHOLE FRIGGIN' PROJECTS that WERE MEANT FOR A GROUP OF FOUR by MYSELF.

One was to write several pages about overpopulation....
Yeah, I had to do that all myself because my so called "partners" were complete fucking douchebags and don't know how to read a prompt sheet.
So I had to write a background on overpopulation, how it affects society, when it started, how it related to the Areas of Interaction (only IB students know this.... *nudges *), pros and cons, etc, etc, FUCKING etc!!!

Yeah. Did all that shit PLUS the poster it went onto BY MYSELF.
FOUR PERSON PROJECT.
THEY PUT ALL THAT SHIT ON MY SHOULDERS.

OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT.

For my history class, I had to write a complete screenplay, write a background of Vladimir Lenin's history, write a question and answer page, AND play Vladimir Lenin in the actual play.

MY STUPID PARTNERS CAN'T DO SHIT!!!!

I HATE SCHOOL AND I MISS SOUL EATER.

BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

SOOOO, I was in a REALLY depressed mood this morning too (Though I was attempting to tell myself it would all be over soon... It wasn't over soon enough...), so I trod off to PE in the morning so I can go change into my PE clothes, right?
And I'm quite late, so I'm not expecting anyone to be in the lockerroom, and I'm going there just to check...
And the door is open! So I got all excited and went to put my things ("Things" referring to my GIANT IB-SIZED BACKPACK THAT WEIGHS LITERALLY 64 POUNDS as well as another bag that is holding about 25 pounds of skit props for history.) into the lockerroom...

And the fucking bitch-ass teacher is there.
And she's not even MY teacher.

So I'm like, "Oh, I just want to put down my things..."
And she's all, "NO. LOCKER ROOM IS CLOSED."
And I'm all, "Uh, no, it's not. The door is OPEN, dolt."
So I go to put down all my stuff, and the teacher MOVES IN FRONT OF ME and HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO BLOCK MY ENTRY WAY to my locker.

So I say to her, with the kind tone of a shy student, "Erm, I just want to put my backpack and props here before I leave... I'll take the demerit for being without gym clothes..."
And this CUNT has the FUCKING NERVER TO TELL ME, AGAIN, "OH, NO. LOCKER ROOM IS CLOSED."

So...
I have to use all my self control to FUCKING KILL THIS BITCH WITH MY 64 POUND BACKPACK...
So instead I turn around and scream at the top of my lungs...

"OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Which, of course, echoes around the locker room.
Then I stormed off without looking back.

I just WANTED her to come and ask me about my "BAD BEHAVIOR" just so I could fight with her. I wanted to KILL her.
Not the normal way that I say it... I'm not joking.
I actually...
Wanted to kill her.

What a cunt.

But...
Surprisingly...
I feel much better now.

I don't feel depressed anymore.

Heh...
Once I admitted to myself that I have homicidal tendencies...
I felt better.

Is that weird?

There's my question for all of you.
Share your experiences, sympathize with me, attempt cheering me on, do whatever you like...

Soul: Heh.

Me: ......... What?

Soul: Oh... So NOW you're gonna talk to me?

Me: .... I guess....

Soul: .........

Me: ............. Did you miss me?

Soul: Of course not.

M... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23413919/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23413919/ Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:35:42 PST
Out of nowhere.

Just yesterday, I was bouncing off the walls and feeling better than I have in quite a while...
But once I finished my homework last night...
I felt...
I dunno. Empty inside.

I... didn't want to do ANYTHING.
I didn't want to do any more homework, I didn't want to play video games, I didn't want to watch TV, I didn't want to eat...
I... wanted nothing.
Which is really strange because I always want something.

My dog is still missing and I've gone to entertaining the thought that someone else has taken her in and she is well taken care of... Seeing as we haven't found a body yet...
But I still miss her quite a bit...

My other dogs seem to have lapsed into their own depression as well since Leslie disappeared...
So they won't play with me anymore...
And rather ignore me all together...

I hate everyone at my school. I can't stand to even talk to my friends any more...
Not to mention this depression makes me see everyone as an annoying, yammering blob.

My messages and new deviations box is full to the brim...
With a grand total of 409 deviations and 631 messages...
All of which I'm too depressed to even look at anymore...

I've been keeping up with Soul Eater... Sort of...
By using anime reviewing blogs... Which really kill the drama of watching the actual episodes, which I can't watch anymore because I'm not allowed to download them.
Even if I was, I'd probably be unable to because I can't do anything anymore...

My mum has been working late again...
Which gives me no one AT ALL to talk to...
Other than my cat...
Who only seems to like me because I pet her a lot.
Though it is comforting to think that she's listening to me...

I... don't want to do anything anymore.
So I just seem to cry a lot.
After a many years long dry spell... I suddenly can't stop crying.

I left school early because of this...
And because I could no longer stand all the "why are you crying?" questions I get...
The only answer I know of is "I don't know why."

...............
I think this is what they call "losing the will to live."



Perhaps I'll feel better by the weekend.
Or rather... I'll have to MAKE myself better by the weekend...
I have a huge project to do...

...... *sniffle*
Wh-why is this so hard...?
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http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23270191/ Wed, 18 Feb 2009 11:56:47 PST
I stayed in the hotel and watched Pokemon. Yeah. It was kickass.

But then I come back...

AND MY DOG IS GONE.

SH-SH-SHE'S GONE!!!

I-I-I have three dogs.... Jacques, Louie, and Leslie.
And Leslie is the only one gone!!
Which is REALLY FUCKING WEIRD because she never goes ANYWHERE without Louie!!

It's been really stormy in Sacramento lately, apparently, and our back gate got knocked over. And this isn't the first time this has happened...
And every time that it does happen, Leslie and Louie run away (Jacques stays because he's, like, agoraphobic, and can't leave the backyard.), but they always come back....
And Louie was all wet, which means that he DID leave the house at some point.... And again, he'd never go anywhere without Leslie...

Which leads me to believe that Leslie either got hurt or is dead out there somewhere....

I've already done my crying, so now I'm just waiting for my mum to come home from work so we can go scour the local animal shelters for her...
But I think she's dead...
We baby her too much, so she'd never be able to defend herself out there...
Not to mention that the neighbor's dog beat her up last week, so she's got an even lower chance of living...

This is the worst vacation ever.
Seriously.

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And yeah, I know that this is a hard journal to comment on, seeing as I'm depressed as fuck.
So I won't be mad if you don't comment.
And if you do want to comment, share your own experiences that relate to this.
It'll take my mind off things.
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http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23059607/ Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:28:26 PST CORALINE....
WAS....
AMAZING....

*silent gleeful scream*

I-it was PERFECT.



BRAVO!!!
GAAHHHHHH, I WANNA GO SEE IT AGAIN!!

But yeah, it was AMAZING.
Just like the book!!

Except for Wybie, who, for those who don't know, didn't even exist as a character in the book.
But, surprisingly, he was a very likable and believable character for the Coraline-verse. Even though the Other Mother kept torturing him throughout the movie... (I felt really sorry for him, BAWWWW.)

Anyways, I'm fangirling over it already!!
Might as well go start up some fanart for Coraline while I'm at it...
Seeing as a bunch of people on dA already have.

[I'm currently fangirling over these:
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GIVE THEM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.]

OH MAH GAWD, the animation was perfect for the story, the voiceacting was just as good (DAKOTA FANNING OMG), the storyline was just as surreal and creepy as the book, the music was great, the humor was.... a bit.... disturbing (Four words: "SIRENS OF THE SEA." You'll know what I mean when you see the movie. *shudders*) .... Uh... MOVING ON...
The movie as a whole was phenomenal, and I totally and completely DEMAND that you all see it.
It's rated PG, but don't be embarrassed by that (I'm not, but a bunch of people find it childish to see PG-rated movies at our age, but meh. I don't get it.), because it isn't a kids' movie at all. Many people think it should be PG-13 because of how utterly creepy it is.
Most of it is actually full-out DISTURBING. (Again.... SIRENS OF THE SEA. Oh, and the whole Other Mother thing... Yeah, that too...)

And the movie is actually in 3D, so the whole thing actually POPS OUT at you and stuff.
Holy Jeebus, there's a part where Coraline is looking for the missing eyes of some ghost children (Yeah, go see the movie to understand.), and she has to look through a stone to find them...
She finds one eye, but when she looks out without the stone, the eye turns out to be in the claws of the Other Father's mechanical praying mantis, and the mantis, like, POPS OUT OF FREAKIN' NOWHERE and attacks Coraline.
I nearly swallowed my tongue, LOL.

And about the characters...
Man, they're PERFECT!!
Even Wybie!!
.... And no one expects much from a character whose name is short for "Wybourne"!! (Coraline calls him "Why-Were-You-Born"... Hehehe.... Dry humor...)
The cat is still my favorite character, like in the book, and he's still just as lovably sarcastic in the movie~
The Amazing Bobisky (Mr. Bobo in the book.) is, at first, extremely.... well... Off-putting and creepy. (He trains... circus mice.) But everything else in the movie is too, so he fits right in there~
Mrs. Spink and Mrs. Forcible are... erm... Let's say wonderfully disturbing. (SIRENS OF THE SEA. SIRENS OF THE SEA.)
And, of course, Coraline's character is captured perfectly as well~

[And am I the only one that finds... *cough* .... WybiexCoraline just a tad bit... cute? I never really considered him a love interest, but... I don't know... They act like a prime example of young love. I mean, Wybie just annoys Coraline at first, and they hate each other... But later, she even laughs at his "jokes" (i.e. SLUG-ZILLAAAAAAAA.), and is, like, BFFs with the Other Wybie (which kind of implies that she WANTS to be friends with him, based on the whole "Others" concept), and she tries to save his life as well as her parents' in several scenes. And by the end of the film, she and the real Wybie are best friends too. So, meh... I dunno. I think they're cute, but not in a romantic way.
LOL, I love over-analyzing things.]


So...
Bottom line...
GO SEE IT.
'Cause soon enough, your message boxes will be full of Coraline fanart.

Soul: Tch. So SHE says.

Me: .... What's that supposed to mean?

Soul: Procrastinator.

Me: WHAT?! But I always draw fanart of you and Maka!

Cat: That is merely because they give you inspiration. He believes a movie of only 100 minutes won't give you inspiration because you are thick-headed.

Me: *chokes* I-is that true, Soul...?

Soul: *glares suspiciously at the cat* Yes.

Me: Wh-what do you think, Cat?

Cat: *shrugs*

Coraline: *smug look*

Me: OH, don't give me that look. DDD:
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~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23026944/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/23026944/ Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:19:50 PST And how am I welcomed back?

VEOH DELETES ALL THE FUCKING SOUL EATER EPISODES!!!
NOW I HAVE TO GO DOWNLOAD THEM ALL!!!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAGHGHGHHHHHHHH!!!

Thus, my reviews will be postponed indefinitely...
If you want another hilariously terrible Soul Eater review... Um...

Well, there's no other place you really can go, seeing as I'm the only one dehydrated enough to have humor this dry. Hah.

You guys will come to miss me...
Eventually.

Meh, I'll probably keep doing the reviews anyway.
I just need to muster up the will to teach my procrastination who's boss and go download ALL THOSE EPISODES I HAVEN'T SEEN FULLY!!
................
.............
......... Yeah, I'll do it tommmmmmoooooorrrrrowwwwww.....

*cough*

So, this is what I got from watching the newest SE episodes without subtitles...

Soul is in RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE because Maka has withheld random before-bed snacktime, and decides to ANGRILY chug milk just to make her mad.
............. And it only succeeds in making her depressed about Crona.
........ Don't know how that worked. xDDD
Whatever, Soul chugging milk in the middle of the night makes me giggle.
He must be, like, a Were-Drinker-- One who becomes a monster in the middle of the night and drinks all beverages in sight. DUN-DUN-DUN.

ANYWAYS, so Maka is all depressed and decides to go yell at Soul in several locations: At home, at school, in the middle of a desolate forest, in front of their friends....
Then she punches a rock and suddenly feels better.

Out of sheer joy that the rock was THAT GOOD at relieving her of her depression, she decides to reccomend it to all those with signs of severe depression, and promptly runs off toward the nearest train station (which happens to be in the desert, based on Kidd's experience), but gets sidetracked when Soul suddenly wants to play tag with her.

War happens.

The end. xDDD

Honestly, that's all I got from episode 42. xDDD
How's THAT for a review?!

Anyways, I've also seen, thanks to Random Curiosity blogs, that the Clown IS back!!

...... And has already been killed...

By Kidd.

......................................................................................................................................

*overflows with rage*

THAT WAS MAKA'S FIGHT OF GLORY, YOU UNDEAD BASTARD!!!
NOW HOW THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO KEEP UP HER STATUS AS ONE OF THE FEW NON-BIMBO, KICKASS FEMALE LEADS?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*gasp, gasp, pant*

..... Sorry....
But really, Kidd has been outshining Maka in the anime for, like, EVER!!!
And I'm pretty damn sure (Any references to the song by Taking Back Sunday are unintentional.) it's because he's fangirl bait!!
I mean...
When was Maka's last Glory Scene (another "term" to go next to "Jerry/Alphonse", "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", and "ROMANTIC sunset")?
The scene when she first used Demon Hunter, right?
And how did that end?
SHE DIDN'T EVEN KILL HIM!!
That's the WORST GLORY SCENE EVER!!!

And guess who ends up killing the one she didn't kill...

KIDD!!

And who has been taking up all the screentime with his suspicions toward Shibusen?

KIDD!!

And who do I hate beyond all else right now?!

KIDD!!!!!!!!

*hits head against wall repeatedly*

STUPID--STUPID--STUPID--SHI--NI--GAMI!!

*head starts bleeding profusely*

Maka: Eh-erm.... I'm... not that angry about it...

Me: YOU--*bang*--SHOULD--*bang*--BE!!! *bang*

Maka: Uh.... You're getting blood all over the carpet...

Soul: She'll be fine... It's not like she hasn't done this before... *flips through newspaper casually*

Me: *bang, bang, BANG* *collapses*

Maka: AH--

Soul: *looks up momentarily*

Me: *twitch*

Soul: ...... *goes back to newspaper*
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On another note, NEWS IN THE LIFE OF KIBI!! (Not that anyone cares... cares... cares...)

So, three things today!!

FIrst off, glasses!
I got 'em, and I love 'em!!
The world is so much more... colorful now...
It's... surprising...
I always thought I could see perfectly, but now... Why, the world's BEAUTIFUL!!
*cheerful uprising chorus of music*
*Kibi gets shot*

Anyways....
Second: TRIGONOMETRY.
I LOVE IT TO DEATH.
And I think I'm the only one that does....
~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22662956/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22662956/ Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:51:59 PST My sis and her boyfriend have returned to that bizarre realm called college, leaving me alone with Konputaa-kun.

.... *clings to computer*
Aishiteru, Konputaa-kun~~
Daisukiiiiiiii da~~

Random Bystander: *stares awkwardly* *DOKI DOKI*

Me: ... THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

Since I'm still sick, my mum has been making me foods that I only like thanks to my whacked-out taste buds, including oven-pan pizza...

And I burnt myself...
TWICE.

First, I bit into the pizza, the cheese slid off the bread and stuck to my chin, where it promptly burnt a huge red scab into my skin. D':
Then, I went to get more pizza, and my mum was attempting to cut into it without moving the pan...

Mum: So, Kibi, I--

Me: What are doing, mum? I mean... Here, I'll just move the pan over for you--

Mum: KIBI DON'T TOUCH THAT!!

Me: *touches the pan and instantly freezes in place* ......

Mum: Kibi... Did you just burn yourself?

Me: .............. I..... don't know.

Mum: Do your fingers hurt?

Me: ... They feel all tingly.

Mum: THAT MEANS YOU BURNT THEM, DUMBASS!! *pulls my arms into the sink*

So now I'm all burnt up and gross.
LOL.
Enjoy the review, guys.
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EPISODE 39-- I Left my Sanity in that Random Desert

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As the moon cackles outside her window, Crona sits in the corner of her room with her face buried in her pillow as Eruka tells her to return to Medusa's side because her duty at Shibusen is finished. Crona says that she doesn't want to leave Shibusen, and Eruka says that she doesn't care what Crona does- but she isn't sure what Medusa will say. Crona says that being in Shibusen allowed her to make her first friends, and she is worried of losing them.
Ragnarok appears, and complains about Crona's "babbling", saying that Crona should do as she’s told, because things will be fine if she does so. He continues, convincing Crona that her previous actions against Shibusen, like planting the snake in Marie’s tea so that she would infect Stein with insanity, will be revealed if she stays longer. Finding that this isn’t enough to upset Crona, he tells her that Maka will cry if she finds out about Crona’s betrayal.

SOUL:
Ah. Part 2. *sighs and slumps forward*
I need sleep...

KIBI:
You've gotten enough sleep already! Now look up and smile!!

SOUL:
*scowls*
Bite me.

KIBI:
Don't tempt me!!

SOUL:
It's an expression, dolt...
Anyways... I'm sure you have something to say about "poor little misunderstood Crona."

KIBI:
YEAH WELL--
Er.... You kinda just said it for me...
Aside from that, Ragnarok is using Maka as a tool to get Crona to leave... That's depressing...
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Far away from Shibusen, Arachne, Mosquito, and Giriko stand outside a large building atop a snowy mountain.
Giriko begins yelling to whoever is inside the building, demanding that they come out and show them respect. Annoyed, Mosquito tells Giriko to stop yelling, saying that to Ashura Kishin, Giriko's yelling is "nothing more than a flea sneezing". Giriko retorts by calling Mosquito a flea's dropping.
Without a word to the two, Arachne walks up the stairs to the door of the building, ignoring Mosquito's protests.
As she approaches the doors, they open, revealing three large red eyes that closely resemble Ashura's. Arachne tells Giriko and Mosquito that she will be going in alone.

KIBI:
Arachne's a crazy bitch... I'd take Giriko to be my bodyguard at least...

SOUL:
That's just because you have a one-sided schoolgirl crush on him.

KIBI:
True, true... But he IS a chain-saw...
He could just cut apart Ashura's contact lenses.

SOUL:
Hehehehe...

KIBI:
Hehehehe... Contact lenses...
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<... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22643075/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22643075/ Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:33:26 PST But I've spent them hanging out with my sis (Who thinks that it's cool to parade me around with her to impress her new boyfriend Max... *sigh* I don't know how to deal with this...), thus forcing me to go outside to social outings a hell of a lot more often than my usual hermit self can endure...

So I've gotten sick.

..... I feel feverish...
*sneezes* GAH--!
.... I ruptured my sore throat...

Ah well...
At least my sis' boyfriend is cool... (And he laughs at my jokes... Ahahaha... *feels very proud of self*)

Anyways, let's get on to what this journal was intended for...

People on dA seem to enjoy reading my reviews of the Soul Eater series...
Both manga and anime...

So I thought I'd give you guys a little gift and make an extra-long review extravaganza!!
THREE EPISODES!! ON A THREE PART JOURNAL!! HUZZAH.
The three episodes I ever failed to review... 38-40.
And when this three-part journal is finished, I'll be caught up!

It'll go in order of episodes, each with a section title, a scene-by-scene plot outline, then individual commentaries by me and sometimes another character.
(Soul: *sneezes*)

Enjoy the new format, and tell me what you think, everyone~!

Now Extravaganza.....

START!!!
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EPISODE 38- Coffee, Australia, and Loss of Sanity

First off, Kidd's suspicion of Shibusen rises...
Just as a certain Buttadaki Joe arrives in Shibusen from Oceania, declaring Shibusen to be his new workplace...

KIBI:
I, of course, have no sense of geography and I can't read maps for shit...
But with my limited knowledge, Oceania includes Polynesia...
So...
Joe is Australian!!!! A POLY~~~!!! OH MY GOLLY~~~
I love Australian accents...
Wish I could tell if he had one or not... *sigh*
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Shinigami-sama explains that he wants BJ to be present so that he can be available for planning Shibusen's next moves.
BJ agrees, but with a dangerously serious face, he says that he requires one condition...

All of Shibusen's coffee powder must be replaced with coffee beans.

KIBI:
Hahahhahaa....
And it's revealed that Shibusen's staff has been staying awake on mere instant coffee powder. xDDD
This sort of plotline somewhat reminds me of my fanfiction though...
Important plotpoints to sudden hilarity.... Important plotpoint... Completely random scene that is only there for amusement... Sudden hilarity... Plotpoint...
And so on and so forth.
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Shinigami-sama seems to consider BJ's requirement of coffee beans for a moment... But, as usual, pulls out something completely and utterly ridiculous.

KIBI:
LOL, Japanese puns.
That's a mandolin he takes out of hammer space, which sounds a lot like the Japanese term for coffee beans.
I just love classic Japanese humor, don't you??
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The Shibusen students return to their classes, while passing by countless crates of coffee beans branded "Smile! Smile! Happy Happy Smile Coffee". The change of coffee doesn't seem to brighten the spirits of Soul and Maka, who sit in Class Crescent Moon alone, not knowing where the normal crowd has gone to...

KIBI:
Man, I wish I had fabric paint of some kind...
I'd totally make t-shirts with the Happy Happy Smile Coffee brand on them. That brand is friggin' adorable!!!
Kinda like Soul's confused face.

SOUL:
Quit being creepy.

KIBI:
Speaking of creepy, you and Maka are all alone in that classroom... What are you guys gonna do in there all aloooooooooone....?

SOUL:
Y-you're being creepy again...
A-and there are OTHER people in there, you know!

KIBI:
Only minor characters...
And I'm sure Maka wouldn't mind if they watched--

SOUL:
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!<... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22534610/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22534610/ Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:52:53 PST
So I'm gradually returning to my normal self...

And I'll be fully recovered after I study for finals week (SHITSHITSHIT I DON'T KNOW THE ORDER OF EVENTS IN THE KREBS CYCLE!!!! *rips out hair*) and stop my mad giggling fits from...

You guessed it.

SacAnime '09~
First of the new year.

So start up your bored groans, people!!!
'Cause I'm gonna start blabbering off again!!! xDDD

So we (being me and my friend Alexis) got there around noon....
And immediately went for the booths to go shopping and spend lots of money on tiny things. ('Cause really, that's the part I like best about cons.)

And the first vendor had SOUL EATER CELL PHONE CHARMS!!!!
SCREAM IN AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
So I stared at the charms for a while, and the guy running the booth was all, "Oh, we have these too," and proceeded to reveal more chibi figures and some of the regular figurines.
I kinda screamed silently, and gave him a twenty so I could buy two charms and one chibi figure.
I got Maka and Soul charms (Of course... But I really wanted to get Shinigami-sama too...), and a chibi figure of Stein.

At another booth, there was a pin with the Shinigami emblem face on it too!!!!
I tried to buy it, but it was sold out. BAWWWWW.
So I got a NERV one instead. 'Cause I work there for a night job, LAWLZ. (xDDD)

And I was looking for outside the con because I completely forgot that she was running a booth indoors...
And while I was looking around all disoriented, (cosplaying Soul) found me~
And I was like, "OMG HEY~!!" and he glomped me. ^^ (Alexis was all, "OMG, YOU KNOW SOUL??? HE'S YOUR BFF??")

So I asked him about the Soul Eater gathering, and he gave me the info and whatnot... And we all went to stand in the line for the Full Metal Alchemist panel with Vic Mignogna, Travis Willingham, and Laura Bailey, which was ridiculously long, and Kaz kept saying "I'm gonna leave" over and over until the line suddenly started moving. xDDD

I played my Nintendo DS (TWEWY again...) while we were in the line, which of course, started a talk about video games between me and Kaz (while Alexis was being shy and didn't really say anything unless I asked her something) that lasted for most of the line time...
Domo-kun and the Engineer (, the previous Chrona from last year~) passed more time by posing for pictured for us.
I marveled at cosplayers, posed for some pictures with Kaz, killed some Noise, and then we were sent to the back of the panel room because they ran out of chairs.

So we watched the panel, and my feet fell asleep. DDD:
After the feeling in my feet returned, we went outside and stuff...

AND WENT TO THE SOUL EATER GATHERING.
*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSP*
IT WAS AWESOME!!!
But it... probably would've been more awesome if I didn't act so shy around them...

was there, cosplaying Kidd (SHE'S SO PRETTY, GWAAAHHH.) , and Kaz was there already...
And they were leading an onslaught of the most beautiful cosplayers I've ever seen. DDDD:
Marie, Mifune, and ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22491163/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22491163/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:26:13 PST And I finished it, getting that warm fuzzy feeling of accomplishment and that the reader would benefit from my actually creative research report, aside from all the monotonous, robotic papers that they'd have to grade...

Yeah.

I got a C because I tried to be creative.

Not lying at all.

The teacher who graded me gave me a C because my paper "wasn't a research paper."

Partially from the shock, partially from fear of my mum's epic wrath, and partially because it's my "time of the month"...

I cried.

A lot.

Thus scaring the CRAP out of everyone I know.

My English teacher immediately came to my aide and asked me if I wanted to go home or leave the classroom to... I dunno... Sob my brains out or something.... Which I appreciated, but declined while blubbering out gibberish.

Apparently the grade isn't important for the final or anything...
But I don't get it!!!

I did EVERYTHING that my teachers told me to!
Everything they advised to me in rough drafts!
And when I asked why...
They told me that the teacher who graded me wasn't even one of my teachers, while other papers were graded by teachers of their students.

Now HOW THE FUCK is that fair?!?
Everyone got the benefit of a student-teacher relationship but me??!

So I cried...
And...
Couldn't stop until 4th period, when my teacher asked me to define what mitosis was or some shit, and I couldn't because A.) I don't know what the fuck mitosis does... and B.) I was blubbering gibberish.

And how did my Japanese teacher react?
She stared at me.
She couldn't just turn around politely, or at least ask me if I needed anything...
She just... glared at me....
Which naturally made me cry more...
So she glared at me more...
And let's face it, that is NOT a good cycle to continue.

And because of all this, I was pretty damn exhausted...
Making me unable to visit SacAnime today...

Not to mention that if I went today, my sister would have to be the one to take me, and I'm definitely not falling for that one again. (She, like all other people I know, thinks I'm some sort of freak for cosplaying... I-it's just a hobby... I shouldn't be judged like that... I DON'T INSULT YOUR HOBBIES!!!! *sob*)

Also...
My emotions are pretty unstable right now, having cried for 2 hours after 3 years of not crying at all...
So every little thing that goes wrong make me sob like a pathetic loser.
My keychain fell off my backpack earlier, and my friend had to rush to pick it up because of the sudden onslaught of tears that sprung forth from my eyes like fucking waterfalls.
And I ran out of lead, and even though I had replacement lead, that made me cry too...

Hopefully going to SacAnime tomorrow will make me feel better...
Otherwise, is gonna have to deal with Depressed!Kibi... Who is possibly the most annoying person to hang out with on a Saturday.

*sigh*
So don't bug me about anything here, or you'll have to deal with me ignoring you.

Soul: That's not too hard to deal with... I'd like it if you ignored me.

Me: ..... *eyes well up and get huge*

Soul: .... They're like sponges for tears....

Me: Wuuhhhh.... nnnn.... Buuuu.... *silent choking sound*

Soul: M-Maka, HELP!! *runs away*

Me: *devours chocolate while sobbing*
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http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22332440/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:53:44 PST

Honestly, in this winter break, I've completely lost all sense of time.
It took me about three checks of my TV schedule, five looks at my 2008 Evangelion calendar, and one whiny complaint to my mum for me to figure out what day it was.

I thought that it was December 28 today.
SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT JOKING.

Maybe it's all my video game playing...
(TAKE THIS, YOU DRACO CANTUS BASTARD. SELF FOUND, OTHERS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!)
Or maybe it's the fact that I've become nocturnal, like I always do over school vacations...
("What the FUCK do you even MEAN?! New Years?! PAAHHH, it's still DECEMBER, isn't it?? ...... OH SHIT.")
Or maybe it's because my mum got surgery on her gums and has been high as a kite due to pain killers.
(Responding "I FEEL GREAAAAAAAAAT~~" to the question "How are you feeling, mum?")

........... Take your pick.

Point is...
I need a new calendar or something...

And I need to memorize my Enemy of the People report...
Stabilize the thesis...
Find out more about good ol' Steinbeck...
Memorize dates (Mum got severely pissed off when I didn't know the date that Grapes of Wrath was published.... It's 1939, BTW.)....
Get primary sources for my works cited...
And do an experiment for Biology that shows how plants breathe.

After that, I'll be just PEACHY FUCKING KEEN.


Not to mention that I couldn't sleep last night due to my stupid fresh-out-of-college neighbors setting off "screamer" fireworks off in the middle of the goddamn night.

PEACHY.
FUCKING.
KEEN.

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH.

*collapses*

Soul: .......? *looks up from random book entitled "Madness for Dummies"* ...... Oi. You okay over there?

Me: *foams at the mouth* DFDFJDGOIOFGUDSOIGUIRJTKLRJ......

Soul: .................. Dammit, now I have to take you to the damn hospital. *slams book onto desk* Hey, Stein.

Stein: *wide eyes and crooked smile* Yeeeeeeesssssssss.....???

Soul: .... Can you drive?

Stein: Even if I'm under the influence... OF INSANITY????!!! HEHEHEHHURURRHURRHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

Soul: ...... *looks at me* ...... I don't care.

Stein: Oh, okay. Get in the Stitch-Mobile then. *takes out keys* *Stitch-Mobile beeps*

Soul: Sweeeeeeeet.

*three unneeded shots and dozens of useless Bandaids later*

Yeah, so I hope you guys are having fun...
'CAUSE I'M NOT. BLAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.


Kariya: You know, if you come and play with us in Shibuya, you won't have to deal with this.

Uzuki: Yeah~ It's like drugs for video game nerds! *takes out gun and points it at my head* Just one tiny trigger pull away~~

Me: ... Sounds good to me. *shrugs*

Soul: ........ Why does this journal sound like you're planning a suicide attempt? It's just homework... I think you can handle homework... You're an A student, aren't you?

Uzuki: You're not helping matters, demon boy. T_T

*the screen goes black*

Me: Hahaha.... O-okay, guys... Suicide is no laughing matter... No, I'm no where even NEAR killing myself... I'm just exaggerating my temporary emo-ness, as usual.

Uzuki: GAAAHHHH!!!! THAT'S NO FUN!!!!

Me: Oh crap.

*gunshot*
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-~* FRIENDS *~-

~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22201220/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22201220/ Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:36:30 PST You know why?

[POSSIBLE SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW.
KIBI IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SPOILERS THAT "slip out" OF HER ENORMOUS MOUTH.]

I BEAT THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU!!!!
HO SHAT, my week's worth of training and leveling up paid off~~!!

And you know WHY I kept sucking at that last level?

I'm an IDIOT, that's why.

I usually only play as Neku, and leave the AI to control my partner character... So I only look at the top screen every now and then...

And while all my partners are stuck in those weird levitating bubbles that Megumi puts them in (save for poor little Joshua, who is rather chained to the snake's center.... grossly and most likely painfully... Euugh), every now and then, Shiki would yell out a signal to me (usually a tiny conversation bubble with "A" or "B" in it, referencing the control pad)...
Then Beat started doing the same thing, and I'm like, "Erm. What the heck."

So I'm like, "Well, I'm gonna die anyway, so I'll follow their commands..."

I follow them...
And after five minutes, I killed Megumi.
And I still had full HP left.
And I was playing on Normal level with no handicaps.



WHAT. THE. FUCK MUFFINS.

I could've beat this guy, like, AGES AGO, if I wasn't such an effing RETARD.
AND I CALL MYSELF A GEEK?!?
I CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FROM EFFING SUPPORT CHARACTERS!!!
AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGHGHHHHHH.

*throws things*

But...
All's well that ends well, I guess...

Now I have access to tons of extra levels, YAYYYYYY~~
Plus the Another Day chapter, which is WICKED FUN because its only purpose is to give out special items and make fun of the characters (Neku is always trying to keep his "emo urges" under control, and Joshua is even gayer than he seemed in the original storyline, and Shooter officially scares me~).

Not to mention the ending of the story was so... friggin'... epic as well as...
*sniffle*
..... H-heartfelt...
*sniffle, sob*
Gyahhhh, I almost cried when Neku said "See you there...?"

*sniffle, choke*
S-SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE, AAUUUUUUGHGGHHHHHHBBAWWWWWWWWW.

Though I do kinda wonder what happened to Minamimoto after that giant truck fell on him...
But meh.
Since he was incapacitated, I got to steal his clothes~!!

............
........ No, I'm serious.
You get to steal his hat after finding him buried under rubble, and the rest of his clothes are available for purchase in the shops.
So... Is everyone in Shibuya, like, weird as hell?!

And since I'm too lazy to complete the missions needed for the "Secret Ending", I just watched it on YouTube...
And it opens up possibility for a sequel....

*girlish scream*

I really hope there's a sequel...!
It looked like the disembodied light bulb that is Joshua floated off toward another city, so perhaps the sequel should take place in another city?

Ahhh, Square Enix is so cool....
*sigh*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to spend time with my familia, so I'll see you guys laters~~

Oh, and about my weekly Soul Eater review, I'm gonna postpone it, 'cause I've been hearing that there will be no episode next week...
So I'll save this week's for that week.
Okie dokie then~

Neku: Slacker.

Soul: Procrastinator.

Neku: Lazy ass.

Soul: Heh, good one.

Neku: Pound it.

*epic fist-punching high-five thing*

Me: .... Since when have you two started ganging up on me...?

Neku: *looks at Soul*

Soul: *looks at Neku*

Neku&Soul: *shrug*

Me: Yeah, you guys call ME lazy....

Neku: S'cuse me? I've endured three weeks of brutal life-or-death struggles, I got AMNESIA, I almost got killed by a giant bear, I learned that I was DEAD--

Soul: Y-you're dead...?

Neku: *scoffs* Well, not anymore... Geez... Continuing... I lost my closest friend to a bunch of psychos because she was my entry fee for a stupid game, I found out that my other friend SHOT ME IN THE HEART, I lost my OTHER friend to a bunch of crazy people because he was trying to save his sister from being turned into a squirrel-bat-Noise... thingy.... Err... Oh! AAAAAAAAND I risked my life by fighting a giant snake man.

*long silence, tumbleweed rolls by*

Me: *co... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22121333/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22121333/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:18:41 PST I'm going to be doing nothing but training for a while in the game.

.... Remind you of something?

That's right.
Soul Eater went into a Training Episode.

From this point on, the series is most likely going to take a turn on the Road of Plotlines, so none of us is going to know WTF will happen next.

But I guess that's half the fun, right?
Hope for the best~

So this episode started off with one of the most unsettling things I've seen in an anime--
The sound of millions and millions of spiders crawling in one direction.
*shudders* Really, was that NECESSARY??!
..... Well, of course it was. xDDD

But yeesh, I found that almost more gross than when Alucard ATE Rip Van Winkle in that one OVA in Hellsing.
....... Almost.

Meanwhile, all of the students sink into a deep dark depression...
For reasons that I don't know.
They seemed a lot more enthusiastic in the manga....
Now the only ones NOT depressed are Ox and.... Patty... Who... is NEVER depressed.

And sounds like she'll explode every time she tries "thinking for herself".
She's like, "MMMMMMMRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN." xDDD
Reminds me of Lucky Star.
And motorbikes.

And HOW THE HELL did Kidd get away with the oldest trick in the book?!
THE BATHROOM EXCUSE.
Honestly, that's the excuse the Power Puff Girls would use so they could go transform! THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.

...... Not that it's a bad thing, but I just find myself giggling whenever a character says that. xDDD

And he says this...
TO GO INVESTIGATIN'.
OHHHHHHHH YES.
Detective Kidd-- Disgracing all detectives everywhere~~

Later, Shinigami-sama displays his AWESOME put-down abilities!!
HURR HURR.
"I'll tell you a-ny-thing~~.... EXCEPT THAT."
xDDD

AND MYSTERIES ARISE~~
More talk about Maka's mumsy.
What are they intending by doing that?
Perhaps Kami will be more important in the anime soon?
*shrugs*
And then Shinigami-sama and Sid start talking about how Maka may be "the one to annihilate the Kishin".
HO SHAT SHE'S JEEBUS NOW.

It would be friggin' AWESOME if she and her mum got together and, like, kicked ass as a mother and child team.
You don't see THAT in anime very often~!

AAAAAAAAAAAAND the GREAT ANIME DEPRESSION SYNDROME spreads all throughout lunchtime.
Damn emotions.
Always ruining social gatherings.

And did Soul just... demand Crona to do something?
He's got guts, man....
He's like, "HURRY AND FINISH YOUR MEAL, BETCH. OM NOM NOM."
WTF. SOMEONE'S in a bad mood...

Latererererer...
Maka convinces Soul to "GRASP THE FEELING" in the middle of a desolate forest.
Erm...
Okaaayyyyyyyyy....
And Soul's reactions are, "What?", "Huh...?", "Huh?", and "HUH?!"
xDDD

And then he....
He....
HE COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--
Well, kind of...
He just points out what we're all thinking...
"Special training isn't cool. Only main characters in shounen manga do that."

H-HE CAN READ MINDS....!

Laterererererererererer... (I hate transitioning things in my journals, UGH.)
Maka and Soul revert back to their normal ways of acting like a married couple.

MAKA FORGOT TO GO SHOPPING. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
And was that a ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTIC SUNSET (this will from now on be a new term in the anime-verse, YAY) I spied in the background?!?
ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTIC??
SUNSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET??
And that, of course, was "Soulmates" from the OST playing in the background of the scene.
BONES IS... SUCH A... TEASE...
*has a fangirl seizure*

Kidd and... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22088805/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/22088805/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:43:37 PST BEWARE OF KIBI'S BLABBERING MOUTH.]

Yeah, hey guys~
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

..... Sort of.

So some of you (HAH! As if any of you missed me! AHAHAHAHA... ahaha... hee...) may have been wondering "why hasn't Kibi commented on my fanfiction?" or "why isn't Kibi writing her own fanfiction?" or simply "WHERE THE FUCKIN' HELL IS KIBI??!"

For that, I give you a simple answer.

THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU.

That's right!! I FINALLY GOT THE GAME!!!
BOOYAKA~~ ZETTA AWESOME!!!

[Yeah... I've been using lines from the game... Dammit, I'm officially a dork... OH WAIT, I THINK I HAVE A PSYCH PIN FOR THAT!!!]

It was an early Hanukkah/Christmas (AKA Christmukkah) present, and my mum got it for me last week.
It's wicked fun, and I honestly CAN'T STOP PLAYING!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Not to mention I got all the way to the last boss (LAST BOSS AAAUUUGH) in this amount of time....
It's most likely because I'm an EXTREMELY wired type of game player in that I usually start tripping out in the middle of a fight and start frantically tapping on the touch screen and the buttons, which almost always leads to me killing my character on accident... (I'm looking at you, Spyro, you purple bastard.)

This is not so for The World Ends with You.
Quite the opposite actually...
The more you tap and scratch on the screen, THE BETTER YOU ARE!!!
AAAAAHHHHHH. (Officially is obsessed with the battle system.)

But the final boss (Is his name Megumi? 'Cause Beat just calls him "Shades", so I'm like, "Wait WHO THE HELL IS MEGUMI?!? Oh, he may be that weird snake guy...") is giving me some SERIOUSLY HARD TIMES.

I've defeated him and Berserk Shiki, as well as defeated Megumi in his first snake form with ease...
But then FREAKIN' JOSHUA (Who is so obviously homosexual that it's not even funny anymore.... Okay, maybe it's a bit funny... hehehe...) shows up OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, and is like, "LOL MEGUMI LET'S KILL NEKU TOGETHER YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOGETHERNESS."


Pretty soon, Mr. I'm-a-Hip-Snake-Megumi FRIGGIN' MERGES with stupid Joshua (Who merged with Megumi in a crucifix position.... Don't know what the hell all these religious metaphors are for.... Though Josh is most likely the Composer of the Reaper's Game...) to form ULTRA MONDO KICKASS SNAKE, which has, like, 5 heads that all attack Neku at once...

Not to mention it requires you to switch between all the available partners....
I made it to the section with Beat... Then got killed soon after.
Beat was PISSED. xDDD
Then he died since I died, so LAWLZ. It's a bitch having partners, hah.

So yeah, I need to level up Neku and my pins...
Speaking of which, if any of you play this game, I'm open to any advice you have for me~
'Cause I'm gonna keep dying if I keep this up...

I think my level is about 43, and my current pins are Ice Risers, Shock Warning, Live, Rhyme, and Healing Bunny.
All of these pins are mastered. (But even using Healing Bunny 4 times doesn't give me enough HP to beat Megumi-Joshua-Snake... *sigh*)

So what should I do?
I'll most likely win eventually out of either sheer luck... or maybe I'll go level up and start all the fights over again...
But that's gonna take forever!!! JEEBUS.
I already had to pass 3 sections of the level, as well as those horrendously long cut scenes... (What's with JRPGs and cut scenes? Well, at least the ones in TWEWY are bearable... and often hilarious or extremely dramatic. (I nearly cried when Shiki first disappeared, and then just got taken away as Neku's entry fee for the second week... *sniffle* BAAAAAAAAWWWW SHIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. And I had the same reaction when Neku and Joshua couldn't save Sota and Nao... I loved those two characters... BAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW SOTAAAAAA AND NAOOOOOOOO.)

And completely off-topic...
Is it weird that I completely support pairings in this game?
This is, like, the first video game that I've supported pairings in...
NekuxShiki, UzukixKariya (probably my favorite ), and MinamimotoxKonishi (the two that seem to hate each other, but think alike in lots of ways)...
Hrrm. Time to search the 'net for others who support these~ ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21885555/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21885555/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:40:13 PST Animators like to be original? I dunno....

But seriously...
IF THEY DELETE THE CLOWN ARC BECAUSE OF THIS... I'M GONNA BE PISSED!!!
(And if they do.... They better make up for it with some other KICKASS SoulxMaka scene... And it's very hard to top the Clown scenes.... *sigh* Those chapters are still my favorites up to this point of the series...)

So.... Where do we go from here?
Now the timeline is all messed up AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!
FRUSTRATING!!!... and yet, kind of.... intriguing...
This'll be like watching a regular show on TV! Waiting in anticipation for what will happen next... not knowing what will....

What are your guys' thoughts about the sudden plot changes?
That's what I want you all to answer in the comments today.

So if you don't have a connection to a place to view the episodes, or you don't have time to...
Here's the laydown.

Basically, it's how you read it in the manga...
But...
Maka SUDDENLY is able to use Demon Hunter.
[link]

Which was pretty DAMN FUCKING AWESOME (and included Soul saying Maka's name in a very enticing tone before banging the SHIT out of his piano MM YES), but an issue...
There's all these FRACKING TRIPPY Soul Resonance images (Example: Maka's and Soul's bodies crashing into each other.... Am I... the only one who noticed how weird that sounded...?), EPIC PIANO PLAYING, EPIC DESTRUCTION OF THAT AZTEC TEMPLE THING (they should pay for that... Seriously, that's a REAL Aztec Temple, man!! Indiana Jones is gonna be pissed with them!!), AND MORE AND MORE EPICNESS...

And then Kidd is all, "LOL YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM."



Well, that was a waste of time.
It was much more epic in the Clown arc due to the fact that Maka actually succeeded in killing the damn thing (more or less... turning it into a Jack-in-the-Box--> [link]).

And they all just leave.
Anticlimactic, anyone?
Yeesh.
I really don't think Maka should've unlocked Demon Hunter at that point... Save it for the Clown, dude.

And then, am I the only one that noticed that huge random plot hole...
Maka obviously cut down about 20 of those stone pillars, right?
[link]
And they just... magically reappear when Ox and Kilik show up (screaming their heads off like idiots, hahah...).
Did I... miss something?

Whatever, I'm an otaku...
I shouldn't pay attention to plot holes... or the laws of physics.
MOVING ON~~

SOUL'S PIANO WAS AWESOME AND AWESOME.
But I swear...
In this shot ([link])...
He looks like an evil cockatoo man. xDDD
H-his hair is all... cockatoo-ish....

[link]
HE'S LIEK CRAZY AND STUFF, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
By the end of that freaky song, I was expecting his hands to bleed or something... (Sadly no... He just looked... worn out and sweaty. Then again, he DID have some very sexual-looking Resonance with Maka. Er. I really should've have typed that, but I will to keep up my reputation as a slight pervert, YAY.)

But before that...
The whole Giriko vs. Justin fight seemed EXTREMELY out of place.
I found myself laughing just because Giriko made, like... snow versions of himself and Justin just destroyed all of them in one hit.
[link]
I giggle. Hehe.

Speaking of giggling...
I did so during the MARIE HUG~ scene, just like I did during the manga version.
She starts choking the crap out of BlackStar without even noticing. xDDD
Remind you of your teachers, guys?

Meanwhile, Medusa is off being effectively EEBIL and trying to continuously remind us that sh... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21837925/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21837925/ Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:59:41 PST Which seems to be the evil twin spawn of Wikipedia, and is entirely based on pointing out euphemisms and television tropes....

And, of course...
They point out such things in their SOUL EATER SECTION.

I suggest that you take a good look around this site, due to the fact that it is made of WHOLE-GRAIN AWESOME.
The Soul Eater section should be the first place to go to for all you fans out there (basically EVERYONE on my friends list).
[link]

Also, they had a very interesting section about the fandom that has spawned from Soul Eater.
This, in my mind, is a must-read section of this site again for all you fans of the anime and manga. (It's both entertaining and is oddly... thought-provoking.)
[link] (READITREADITREADITREADITFOOLS.)

Such subjects include "Spirit Really Isn't Cheating on Maka's Mother", "Maka's Mother is a Witch", "Maka Is An Ideal Kishin Candidate" (I wouldn't want to be part of that campaign, ahaha), "Aspects of Soul Eater Are Based on Rush's FEAR SERIES" (Surprisingly AWESOME and... odd. I'm totally downloading those songs now...), and my favorite:
"Soul Was a Member in a Family of Wealthy Victorian Kishin Worshippers."

While these probably sound kinda dumb and far-fetched to some of you now, the site supports each subject with clues that actually make the ideas seem, well... REAL.
(HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA.... Soul's parents are Kishin worshippers.... I-it's funny but may be true, ahahahahaa....)

But, to the point of the title...
Through my little research on this Wiki site, I came across a link to a certain episode of a little 80's show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000", or "MST3K" for short.
It's a simple idea, really...

There's a guy named Joe who is sent into space to live in a satellite while a mad scientist sends him TERRIBLE (and I mean TERRIBLE) movies. (And you thought YOUR work sucked, ahhahahaha... Okay, I'll cut my lame jokes now...)
To keep sane, he builds some robot sidekicks (Cambot, Gypsy, Crow, etc.) and makes long-running commentaries of all the terrible movies.
Occasionally, alien creatures will show up and confront (and sometimes threaten) the main characters (The only ones I've seen so far are The Observers, a race of aliens that are able to have their brains up to 50 yards away from their bodies, so they carry the brains around on plates. Gypsy tells them that it would be more convenient to keep the brains in their heads, and the Observers are shocked by this. xDDD).

It really is a good show, and it's freakin' hilarious.
So this is what my friend Heather meant when she said everything from the 80's was better....
This show has, like, abysmal special effects, but it's purely AWESOME on its own!! I THINK THE FABRIC OF MY REALITY JUST GOT TORN!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

*watches it for 5 straight hours*

Huh.
This reminds me of the time I first watched Soul Eater....
Except this time, instead of 4 episodes to watch...
I HAVE OVER 1000. (And each episode is about 2 hours long. You do the math.)

......... Well, I think I can surely say.........
Goodbye, my days of exercise...
You shall be drowned in a sea of movie commentaries... by.... robots.

*chugs energy drink and devours chocolate*

And by these glorious refreshments I get due to the fact that I'm home alone~!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY LONG WORK HOURS!!!!!!

MM-MM, DIABETES AND OBESITY.

(Just a reminder, NO. I'm not FAT. ....... Shut up, I weigh 114!!!)

I'LL BE TAKIN' THEM RISKS.

*promptly has a heart attack*

Soul: ...... Hm. We have a problem.

Maka: Yeah?

Soul: The writer's had a heart attack. Not cool.

Maka: Well, what do we care? I mean, in the span of time that she's been making these dumb journals, she's suffered from intense insomnia, been bitten by you, has been threatened by L to be arrested, was killed on numerous occasions and miraculously came back to like due to her being "BFF's" with the Grim Reaper.... Oh, and you hit her with your motorcycle.

Soul: Aw, that was ONE TIME.

Maka: When you noticed that you'd hit her, you ran her over AGAIN.

Soul: ..... A slip of my foot?

Maka: You ran her over five more times after that.

Soul: Oh yeah. Hehehe, good times.

Maka: What I'm saying is... it's not like heart attack is going to stop her from being... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21788422/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21788422/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:00:28 PST
Answer: NEVER TOO MANY TIMES!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

...... Seriously though.
It's like BONES suddenly realized that most of the Soul Eater fanbase is female, so they randomly took Soul's clothes off.

Of course, I'm not complaining, but COME ON.
Not to mention that shadow is... incredibly random. xDDDD
[link]
[link]
It seems to get smaller... and... smaller..... Until....
POOF, he has clothes.
D-DON'T BE SUCH A TEASE, BONES. xDDD

Whatever, moving on....

So this episode was a bit lame....
But that's probably because I got bored with watching Maka and BlackStar get their ASSES KICKED by friggin' Mosquito bitch ([link]) while Kidd has a retard moment and has to hesitate on this simple problem:
[link]
"Hmmm, should I save my friends from being killed.... Or should I talk to the guy in the FUCKING SLUG OUTFIT?? HMMMMMMMM."
I usually love Kidd....
But..... WTF, man.

Oh well, at least he ended up choosing the right decision...
But Eibon just... slides away like a slug. Kinda... anti-climactic. xDDD

[link]
EW EW EW EW EW.
ASURA JUST PUKED JELLO ONTO STEIN'S HEAD.
And Stein.... has.... a stroke.
Seriously.... He had, like, A LAZY EYE!!!
FUCKING GROSS MAN.
[link]
Yeesh, makes my eyes hurt just looking at 'im..... D:

Speaking of Stein...
Am I the only one who is severely annoyed with Stein right now? I probably am, seeing as he has a wicked scary fanbase... (DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEEEE.)
I think his maniacal laughter just sets me off edge....
Maybe because he looks like a muppet that's about to lose its bottom jaw...
*shudders*

And he had to go and ruin the dramatic scene... T________T
[link]
Marie tries to get Ox, Harvar, Kilik, and Fire and Thunder to watch Stein while she goes to save Maka, BlackStar, and Kidd....
[link]
But they basically ignore her and go to save their fellow classmates by themselves....
[link]
So Marie can't do anything to stop them because she's under that weird fizzy-technical-difficulties effect of the forcefield, thus she's left behind even though she is supposed to be their teacher, as well as the "adult".

If you've kinda noticed... There are quite a bit of themes that the plot revolves around....
A few seem to be parenting (Maka-Spirit against Chrona-Medusa, Kidd-Shinigami, etc, etc...), inner insanity (obviously Stein and Soul), and self worth (the whole "I MAD I PUNCH YOU" episode between Maka and BlackStar, Maka's guilt for Soul protecting her, Chrona's inner turmoil with herself, and now Marie unable to help her own students).

So here I am, sitting on this chair here, pondering these themes like some sort of geek philosopher, and I'm about to bawl my eyes out because Stein tries to stop Marie from crying by putting the blame on himself....
and....
He has to do this:
[link]
[link]
I don't care HOW BAD your insanity is....
...... That's just annoying to me. T_______________________T

Whatever.

So, meanwhile back at ye old AZTEC TEMPLE (Seriously.... WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY??! I didn't know Aztecs lived in Antarctica. xDDDD), our three favorite Shibusen students....
Get their asses kicked....
AGAIN.
[link]
[link]
Wow.
....... I think I lost a little bit of resp... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21739121/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21739121/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:36:02 PST It was fun while it lasted, eh?
Now we all have to go back to school.... Blasted school....

I actually had a dream last night that I went back to school and could not, for the life of me, remember WHERE THE HELL my classes were.
IT WAS TERRIBLE!!!
(Another part of the dream was that I forgot to write my Enemy of the People essay, which is odd... 'Cause I just finished it. And it kicks all the other essays' asses. HURR HURR.)

As for Thanksgiving itself....
I was supposed to do a charity run called Run to Feed the Hungry, which is EXTREMELY popular for people in my neighborhood, as well as in the media (I was on TV last year, shown listening to my iPod whilst my mum pointed at the camera. I eventually noticed, looked at the camera with indifference, and went back to playing my iPod. I don't think I even knew that it was filming....)

Unfortunately, I ended up waking up really late, and only got to run for about 10 minutes on a shortcut to the finish line.
And in those 10 minutes alone, we saw an Elvis impersonator, and five different mothers rammed their baby strollers into my legs whilst the babies screamed at me and the mothers glared at me like I had run BACKWARDS into the damn strollers myself.
When I complained, my mum kinda ignored me and asked if I wanted a bagel. I was like, "Fuck no, I don't want a friggin' bagel. It's wrapped in PLASTIC. That's not normal, is it...?" And mum was all, "Ah, well we'll bring some for your sister."

So we went home and gave my lazy sister Ari two gross plastic-wrapped bagels and we all watched weird movies together.

One of the movies was called Anamorph, and simply...
It was the weirdest, creepiest movie I've seen in a while.
It was about some serial killer who would kill people and then turn them into works of art. *shudders*
One such "piece" was a dismembered body, cut apart with each limb chained to the ceiling so that all the chunks of flesh hung in a very precise sequence.
When the main character (played by that really ugly actor who played the Green Goblin in Spider-Man) looked at the scene from a certain angle, the body parts lined up into the shape of a vulture.

Fuckin' gross. But also cool in a very... unsettling way...

Happy Thanksgiving.
Let's look forward to Christmas vacation, eh?
HANUKKAH TIME~~!!! YES.

In the meantime....
Here are some tags that kept me entertained.

---TAG

I was tagged by .
HURR HURR, SHE GOT ME. xDDD

RULES
● You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
● Tag five people afterward.
● Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect?
-- FUCK NO. No one's perfect, Mr. Tag.

2. Tall?
-- Hahaha... NO. I'm 5 feet tall. I'm... cuddly.

3. In your pajamas?
-- Not yet... But I was actually just gonna go change...

4. Left handed?
-- No. I'm... left-footed if that counts. xDDD


LAST:

1. Friend you saw : MY MUMSY-WUMSY~~


2. Talked to on the phone : My sister. Exact conversation-- "Hey, ho bag, stop being such a friggin' bitch ho."
..... Yeah, she likes to call me a ho.


3. Person to text you: Ari again. Text was-- "Ho bag, shut the hell up. Love you." xDDD


4. Was today better than yesterday?
-- No. I had to do my homework today.



FAVORITES:
1. Number: 4. OCD peeps usually like 8, but I find 4 both symmetric and simpler. ^^

2. Color(s): Don't really have one... (But if people want a simple answer: Blue or silver.)


3. Fruit: Nectarines.


4. Place: My living room.



EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now?
-- I... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21654678/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21654678/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:58:44 PST The time for giving... sharing... not to mention caring....
Food... To gorge thyself upon food without getting called "fat"...
And to spend time with YE OLD FAMILIA.

Thus, my good old sister (Whom shall be referred to as "Ari"... 'Cause she'll most likely get mad if I give her real name...) has come to spend time with me and my mum for the week, which I have OFF.
ALL WEEK. GAWD, I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL HOLIDAYS.

(Though they gave us an ASSLOAD of homework... THE NERVE... They shall be victimized in the same way Jerry was... Poor, poor Jerry... That's right, people... That joke made me famous, thus I SHALL MILK IT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH.... Oh, I'm supposed to be reviewing this episode!! SHIT--)

Moving on~
So, in all the excitement, I had forgotten to watch today's episode until now.
SHAMEFUL, SO SHAMEFUL, I KNOW.
But I remembered it now... So... Uh....

HAJIMASHOU. BETCHES.

Well, there weren't many things for me to comment on...
Other than the fact that Ox, Kim, and Kilik were fucking HARDCORE. Hahah... I can't believe I just said--typed--that...
I'm a dork. Yes, yes.

[link]
So Kilik was all, "KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA" and stuff...
Whilst Fire and Thunder are off being ADORABLE. (Their dance routine thing? FUCKING CUTE... and... Explosive. LITERALLY.)

Meanwhile, I remember this being the chapter in which I though, "WTF. Th-that girl... is a... lantern...? Hahaha, how's THAT gonna be useful? Hahahaha YOU SUCK."
Then she totally turned into a FLAMETHROWER and torched everyone's asses, whilst I went, "HOLY FUCK AWESOME. LOL."
Then I found out that Kim's name was... Kim. MY NAME.
I proceeded to flip out and such.

But moving on...

[link]
I love how anime characters get whole sets of new outfits for different climates.
It's like...
"H-hey, guys! We're off to Antarctica! TIME TO GO SHOPPING~~!! YOISHO~!"
And then the new outfits are ADORABLE.
Short-cut clothing with sun visors for summer climates...
Poncho-style clothes for desert climates...
And big, fuzzy coats with earmuffs in winter.
(Speaking of which... I want Maka's Shinigami earmuffs... And Ox's hat.)

So they all go off to Antarctica... in a... boat...
With... Marie at the wheel... with her eyepatch on... Looking, honestly...
LIKE A DAMN BLONDE PIRATE.
I am going to demand that anyone who knows how to make AMVs (This means you, ...) to make a short parody AMV with that scene to either "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" or that weird pirate song from The Wiggles...
The one that goes "YAR HAR, DIDDLE DEE DEE. BEING A PIRATE IS~" and so on and so forth....
Anyways, ceasing the pirate jokes for a moment...

The random fight scene between Sid and Mifune was pretty cool... Mainly because I love fluid animation...
I'm like those little kids that watch Teletubbies.
"I have no idea what's going on--neither do I care--but MAN. It's so... colorful and... the movement... It... keeps my attention...."
Mifune seems to be the center of all the epic battles though... As said by the wonderful people on Random Curiosity.
For his... swordplay, apparently...
[link]
And the snow adds to epicness as well...
Blood on snow? Twice as epic as blood on grass, seriously.
For swordplay and blood on snow are always epic and in need of NEW BACKGROUND MUSIC.

Speaking of new background music, I love the song that plays during Justin's scenes. It's kinda like a "ROCK OUT IN STYLE" song. xDDD
Jammin' with Justin Law... Guillotine master and a damn good DJ.
Yes, yes...
And Giriko is still as sexy and sharky as ever...
With his...
Snot scene.
Ooh, how frightening... The... The Chainsaw forgot to WIPE HIS NOSE!!! RUN!!! RUN, FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Meanwhile, all the kiddies are off, running toward obvious danger...
[link]
Kids these days... *shakes head*
So yeah, they go through that weird-ass tornado thing... and find... DINOTOPIA.
~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21604532/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21604532/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:45:47 PST After a long day of doing absolutely nothing... (Unless you refer to a non-active school day as "something"... In which I pity you greatly...)
I'd like to share a bit of internet EPICNESS.

A little thing I like to call...

KIBI'S INTERNET MELTDOWN YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY~~
.... And no, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" is not part of the title. (You wish, ahahahha.... Wait huh?)

During this, I will display the fruits of my internet surfing labor with various links that include picture I find AWESOME (SOULEATERSOULEATER), as well as videos that I find AWESOME (SOULEATERSOULEATER).

Have fun with these~!
I SURE DID. SO MUCH THAT I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS.

(Seriously.... I'm in California.... AND IT'S FUCKING FREEZING. I HATE WINTER.)

First up...
A very Soul Eater Christmas...
[link]
Hehehhehehehe.... Christmas outfits make me giggle....

[link]
I seriously cut this out and pasted it on my binder for school....

[link]
OHHHH, HOW I LOVE CHRONAxKIDD DOUJINSHIIIIIII.
*squeals*
............ WAIT WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PAGES??!?

OH HERE THEY ARE.
[link]
[link]
OMG. WANT.

[link]
A lot of you have probably seen this, but I thought, "Hey, what the hell... Not like anyone's gonna read this journal..."

MOAR DOUJINSHI.
*devours*
[link]
SUAVE SOUL IS... remarkably suave. *SARCASM*

[link]
............... HUH.
.... Let it be known, SoulxMaka officially turns me on--
*gets hit in the head*

[link]
HUHUHUHUHUHUUuuuu.
.......... Uh-oh...
That link is slightly explicit, but WHO THE HELL CARES?!?
TONGUE ACTION YAYYYYYYY~~~

[link]
Drunk Maka.
... Being DRUNK.

[link]

VIDEO TIME~~
[link]layList&=26F7E7BBD51AD0DC&index=30
The BEST PARODY EVER.
Best Part: "I HAVE A QUESTION. DO YOU KNOW THE 23 FLAVORS OF DR. PEPPER??"
"No..."
"THEN HAVE SOME POINTY STICK."
xDDDD
Not to mention Maka's "Bella and Edward" line...
Oh, why can't they be like Bella and Edward.... (HATE TWILIGHT STILL HATE IT)

[link]
AMV.
............ I like them.

[link]QGXUgAvbhc
I found this on 's YouTube favorites list....
And... OH MY GOD.
...... I HONESTLY LOVE HER FOR LETTING ME FIND THAT.

And that'll be it for now....
So...
How was it?
GOOD LIST, EEHHHHH??
*collapses*
MY EYES... THEY BURN.

Soul: Well, of course they do... You sit too close to the computer...

Maka: With the lights turned off... You hermit.

Me: I'm not a hermit... I HAVE FRIENDS.

Soul: Shut up, hermit.
--------------------------------------------... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21555194/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21555194/ Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:39:22 PST The dangerous path...
That of... actually doing my homework.

........ YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~

Thus, I've been sorta busy for the past two weeks, along with the whole "SCREW YOU GUYS I'M PLAYING POKEMON RANGER" thing...
Speaking of which, I beat the game, like, several days ago...
I beat that game in three days.
THREE.
And what congratulations did I get?

Something along the lines of, "OH KIBI!! YOU'VE SAVED THE WORLD FROM DARKNESS AND SAVED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND POKEMON FROM DESTRUCTION!! ...... Yeah, so thanks. Bye."



WHUT DUH FUCK MUFFIN.
I save their pitiful world and their stupid scientists from being controlled like puppets by the Altru Company, and all I get is a thank you? No super-special-awesome missions? No super-special-awesome Pokemon?
JEEBUS.

Ah, well...
Can never expect much from a Pokemon game that's been defeated...


ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSS~~

EPISODE REVIEW TIME~!

[link]
So yeah...
That deer thing Natsutsukasa FREAKS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
He's all, "MY FORM IS THAT OF AN OGRE. FEEL THE PULSE OF THE TEARS OF BLAH BLAH BLAH" and all I'm thinking is, "WHY THE HELL DOES THAT THING SOUND LIKE DAN GREEN?? HOLY CRAP."

DAN GREEN WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.
WITH HIS... DEEP, MASCULINE VOICE ACTING SKILLZ. HAHAHHA. RUN. FUCKING RUN.

Moving on, I remember reading the manga version of this part and completely siding with Maka. I mean, you shouldn't say "I MUST TAKE THE LEAD TO SURPASS GOD" and then insult your teammate....
If I were Maka, I'd totally punch him too!!

...... Though after watching the anime version...
I actually got annoyed with Maka's whole attitude since she seemed to be pissed off and glaring at BlackStar even BEFORE the training started, which honestly is pretty bitchy.
(Someone's time of the month, ehhhhhh?? What is this? Your first one? AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA TINY TITS.
*gets Maka Chop'd*
OW. I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T RESIST.)

But it seems that Maka has a bit of an inferiority complex. And she has a good reason to!
I mean... Look at the stats, people...

Death the Kidd: Son of a Shinigami, with the UBER POWER OF SANZU, two weapons instead of one, a super-duper-ultra power-up thing, healing powers, etc...

BlackStar: Has what seems to be super strength, the ability to surpass God (as Kidd said), connections to an extremely powerful kami (Natsutsukasa, whom I'm guessing is a kami spirit), a weapon that has multiple forms, and the ability to attack using soul purge.

That's some pretty tough competition, I would say...
Though this is most likely intended (and maybe Maka and Soul will become more powerful than even those two, which is possibly the main outcome of the series)...
In my mind, Stein had no right to tell Maka, TO HER FACE, that SHE was the one holding the team back.
I MEAN... COME ON!! HE'S A TEACHER!! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, EVEN IF HE IS HAVING MILD HALLUCINATIONS AND EXTREME SCHIZOPHRENIA.
[link]
I mean... How's that for painful? Yeesh...

That aside, I guess they ended up working it all out okay....
BlackStar didn't have to be such a bitch about it though....
And Maka didn't have to scream so loud....
And Soul didn't have to look so badass in that biker jacket.
WHUT?
WHUT.

But when Soul showed up when Tsubaki was dragging Maka back, all I could hear was as such...

"No. Actually, this biker jacket makes me too damn cool to talk to you. *turns around and walks off* And I'm gonna strut away now... WITH ATTITUDE. DANANANANANNANANAAAAA."

Yeah...
My mind works differently than yours. YAY~

Continuing...
The team resonance scene was pretty dang cool...
Then again, I'm such a sucker for that glowy effect that they use...
It's... just... so pretty....
(If you've ever seen the movie Karas and have seen Yurine's glowy hair... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.)

Something else cool....
[link]
SOUL'S FLOATING C... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21471396/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21471396/ Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:11:26 PST
................... No, it's not the friggin' King from Agrabah!!!

Yeesh....

Anyways, yes!
I have awakened from my Pokemon Ranger-induced coma!!
............ Slightly....
I'm still playing like NO ONE'S BUSINESS.
......... My partner Pokemon is a Munchlax, hehhehe... HE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER.

Two things welcomed me in my return to the internet--
1) My message counter.... FULL TO THE BRIM. Yeesh, I'm popular... 98 messages and 75 new deviations. FUCK. This is gonna take me forever to respond to....
BUT I'LL DO IT WITH MY DYING WILL!!!! RE---BORN!!! (I got volume 1 of Reborn... In case you couldn't tell....)

2) ......... SOUL EATER CHAPTER FUCKING 55.
HOLY SHIT.
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE TOAST.
AND TOAST IS VERY GOOD, MIND YOU.
SOUL'S..... BROTHER.
................................... BROTHER.
DAMN HE'S SEXY. AND.... most likely too old for me.... [See- GIRIKO, VIRAL, and DEIDARA]

BUT ALAS.
The chapter was AMAZING....
Download it NOW. [link]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
YES. GIVE IN.

Not to mention the little SoulxMaka reference...
"Maka's music will slice through the darkness around me. I will become strong, for her sake."
*sigh* He's so noble.

Soul: *sneezes loudly*

Anywhooooo....
Due to the symptoms of my Pokemon Ranger-induced disease, everything is starting to remind me of Pokemon...
Even that creepy shadow thingy around Eibon on the last page of the chapter....
To which I suddenly shouted "IT'S A DRAPION!!!!"
[See- DRAPION--> [link] ]

And the not-so-subtle symbolism, the themes of insanity, darkness, and light, yadda yadda yadda....
Turns out I'm not in much of an analysis mood right now!!
SO THERE. HAHAH.
*runs off to play Pokemon more*

Soul: She has issues....

Me: AND YOU HAVE NEEDS FOR TISSUES.

Soul: ....... WHAT...?! *sneezes*

Me: See what I mean? AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA OH FUCK.

Soul: WTF.

Maka: I guess it's because she's talking about you...

Soul: .......... I don't get it.

Maka: It's a Japanese joke, you'll get it sooner or later.

Soul: ..............

Me: COME ON, SOUL!! LET'S GO SAVE THE WORLD!!

Soul: ....... Are you talking to me?

Munchlax (AKA Soul): Munch, MUNCH~~!!

Soul: No fucking way.

Maka: Well, it kinda DOES look like you...

([link] =SOUL? *GIGGLESNORT*)

Soul: ...... You can't be serious.

*the screen goes black*

Munchlax: Munch~LAX~!!

Soul: GET THIS THING OFF OF ME BEFORE I SLICE IT IN TWO.
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-~* FRIENDS *~-

http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21425624/ Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:19:08 PST
But as it turned out, they was some car accident near my neighborhood that had MAJOR TRAFFIC that was backed up until, like... Kalamazoo.

Thus, I'll be reviewing this week's EXCALIBUR FILLER instead~!
LUCKY YOU.

So, bottom line....
DAMN, that was an epic battle...

I mean...
FILLERS HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS WELL ANIMATED.
And I actually found it extremely enjoyable~!
(And I adore Hero's ridiculous, gravity-defying poses. xDDD)

But the way that the fight was portrayed in this episode...
Was it just me and my immature love of Pokemon...
Or did they start treating their weapon partners like Pokemon?

Seriously, all I could hear was something like this...

Random bystander: Oh... A fight between Kilik... BlackStar... and Death the Kidd... Three of the most powerful POKEMON TRAINERS.

Hero: You won't be able to beat Seiken!! Right, Excalibur?

Excalibur: Ekusukaribaaaaaa. ~

Kilik: ......

Fire&Thunder: *random pose that reminds me of Pokemon for some reason*

-later-

BlackStar: SHUT UP!!!! TSUBAKI, USE FURY CUTTER!

Hero: Excalibur, FLY!!

Kilik: *pops out with Pot of Fire* FLAME WHEEL!!

Kidd: DOUBLE HIT!!

Hero: TELEPORT, EXCALIBUR~ *disappears*

Everyone: NAAAAA?!

Hero: Now, finish it, Excalibur... HYBER BEAM!!

-later still-

Maka: *walking with Soul*

Soul: *faithful Pikachu-esque walk*

Kim: KYAAAA!! *PANTY SHOT*

Maka: O_O

Soul: SOURUUUUU??!


Bottom line: I COULD NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL.
........... Probably wasn't supposed to seeing as it's a filler, but I think they intended at least some epicness...
Not to mention that with Hero and his ECHOEY VOICE (I love it when character voices are put in echo mode... It sounds so damn cool...) OF EPIC AWESOMENESS made me yell, "HE'S JESUS!!!" on several occasions in the episode.
But I digress...

Moving on, I loved BlackStar's ORE-SAMA NO UTA~
So cute~
Gyaaaahhhhh, I need to memorize that song so that I can sing it at school!!... Where has dubbed me as BlackStar for my Japanese accented voice.
It's something like....

ORE-SAMA WA~ BARAKU SUTAAAA!!
TEN KABU TEKI NO OTOKO!!
HA-HAH HA-HAH YA--HAAAAA~~
ORE-SAMA NO OTOKO DAZZOOOOO~!!
Nee, Tsubaki?

Only things I understand are "I AM~ BLACK STAAAAAR!!"
And "otoko" means "man", so yeah...

Anyways, can anyone hear Hero's accent?
He kept saying "nan dai" instead of "nan de", which I think is constituting some sort of accent...
And would serve as a hint at his background info, IF I KNEW BETTER JAPANESE. TCH.

Did anyone else laugh at the anticlimactic end of the fight?
I DID. LOTS.
They fell like pancakes from the sky. xDDD

And Ox honestly makes me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME he shows up.
His glowing bald head (IT'S THINNING!!!! .... Spongebob fans should get that joke...) and his ridiculous outbursts....
And when Maka tripped him and he randomly started PUKING BLOOD.... Friggin' hilarious. xDDD
[link]
[link]
Ox-kun: KING OF SLAPSTICK COMEDY.

However...
The Hero and Excalibur Jane Fonda routine was SCARY AS SHIT.
[link]
HOLY CRAP. ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21375232/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21375232/ Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:54:34 PST (Yeah... I got the link from AKA Souru... SO WHUT?!)
[link]
Yeah... I'm seriously hoping that this is sold at Kinokuniya Bookstore in Japantown, 'cause that's usually where I get my anime calendars...
Time to take down my 2008 Evangelion calendar and make room for SE and 2009~

WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT, BARRACK OBAMA.
Hahaha... Maybe now I can actually accept being an American. My hopes are with you, Mr. Obama~

In other concerns...
If I haven't commented on your journals or deviations, I'm sorry...
But my message counter got so full that I had to go and delete most of it.
So if I'm missing out on yours, I really am sorry...
But please don't bug me with complaints like, "OH, KIBI. PLEASE LOOK AT MY DEVIATION", or "OH KIBI, YOU MISSED MY REALLY IMPORTANT JOURNAL", 'cause honestly, I'm not in the mood for that stuff right now, for I have just completed two ridiculously difficult tests that I studied, like, 10 HOURS FOR AND NOT OF THE SHIT I STUDIED WAS ON THE TEST. (Every question was only on ONE SECTION!! I STUDIED 6 SECTIONS. DAAAAAAAAAMMIT.)
FUCKING FUCK MUFFINS.... IN SPACE. GAWD.

.................. So yeah.
But never fear, I'll still read your original stories and your fanfictions.
This means that I have the following to do...

Mirror Mirror chapters 3 and 4 for ,
Neon Flash chapter 2 for ,
and Warmth for .

Other things have most likely been deleted and/or forgotten...
If it's really important to you, give me a quick, non-pestering message on this journal.

[It's a good system really... You guys are lucky that I'm so reasonable and nice. Tch. *sips on Go Girl*]
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In other news....
TIME TO PIMP A FEW THINGS.

[link]
(OHGODOHGOD IT'S REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL. MY FRIEND WROTE THAT SHIT, MUTHAFUCKA. DAMN STRAIGHT.)

One of my RL friends (Whom shall be called Brit... You may remember her from other journals...) PUBLISHED A BOOK.
A FULL BOOK.
A REAL BOOK.
AND SHE'S MY AGE.
I'M SO JEALOUS I COULD SCREAM OUT A LUNG.
AND SHE'S MAKING MONEY FROM IT.
AND SHE'S GETTING INTERVIEWED BY NEWS 10.
AND HER BOOK'S COVER IS A NAKED MAN.

............................ No. Not really....
[*COUGH* STUPID CENSORSHIP!!! *COUGH*]

Anyways, if this is going to earn her money (For she is poor and has issues that require money... kinda... She's gonna yell at me for saying that...), she needs all the advertisement she can get!!
Thus, I shall advertise!!

Her book is called BLACKENED WINGS, and it goes on sale... s-sometime in... D-December....? Is that right, Brit...?
*gets smacked for not remembering*
ARGH.

So yeah....
For more information, she can be contacted here at either or ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21304273/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21304273/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:49:15 PST WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
IS.
SOUL EATER.
SO.
DAMN.
AWESOME?!

OKAY. NEW OPENING.
HOLY FUCK MUFFINS. IT'S... IT'S.... BEAUTIFUL.
I DON'T CARE THAT TOMMY HEAVENLY6 HAS TERRIBLE ENGLISH (and should just sing in JAPANESE like a true NIHONJIN would).
The song is gorgeous, okay?
Don't like it? Miss "Resonance"? I DON'T GIVE A CRAP.

WHAT. WHAT. --->[link]
Soul: STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Oh wait... Wrong movie... I-I mean MAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Maka: R-Rosebud...

Ahahahhaa.... Movie references....

I watched the opening by itself, like, 5 minutes before I had to go to school, so I only saw this briefly...
And my first thought was, "SOUL HOLDING MAKA. OKAI. FANGIRL ORGY TIME." But during the LONG BORING HALF HOUR of my PE class, I was conversing (HAH. More like screaming my head off.) about it with , and I suddenly remembered that anime openings give a glimpse into what will happen in the series...
So....
Maka may be in some serious trouble. D:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But on the bright side, I think it's safe to say that it's official...
SoulxMaka is canon. HOLY SHINIGAMI.
IT'S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE.

And on a further note, some rambles related to the possible symbolism shown in the opening...
Purple roses. Okay, as some of you may know, roses have a sort of language, and each color symbolizes something...
But purple?

"Thought to be almost mystical in nature, with symbolism tied to enchantment, desire and even proceeding cautiously, it’s not surprising that lilac and purple roses send a message of love at first sight."-- from a rose symbolism site

.........................................
And recall the flashbacks in this episode of Soul and Maka's first meeting...? Love at first sight...?
HOW'S THAT FOR CANON?!
(I really do hope that's what they were trying to get across... and not that they just thought purple roses looked cool... It's sadly probably the latter, but meh. I can dream, right?)

Onward to the episode itself...

TWO WORDS--
GANGSTA.
CHRONA.
[link]
JEEZUS, that made me laugh so hard. xDDD
"I-I can't deal with this... F-foo... Yo."

Tsubaki and Ragnarok= BFFs.
Daaawwwwwww~ --->[link]

[link]
............ Why are they not "official" yet...? IT'S SO OBVIOUS.


And dang, I love Chrona's cute little smiles.... Until she gets all twisted and has to go back to depressed, normal Chrona. D:
([link] LOOK AT HER. SHE'S FUCKING ADORABLE.)
BAAAAWWWWWW, I think this episode actually made me dislike Medusa EVEN MORE. I mean, I didn't like her at this part of the manga... But after seeing it animated with the melancholy music and the actual movement and color.... I feel a lot more hate toward Medusa...

And whenever Chrona cries...
I wanna cry too...

But this picture--->http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21265214/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:48:41 PDT I MISSED HALLOWEEN.
AAAAAAAAAAGH.

I really wanted to draw something Soul Eater-ish for the Halloween occasion, but I ran out of time 'cause of my stupid art hand.
*shakes limp right hand*

........ Why must you taunt me so...?
Not to mention it's still got red marker on it due to people drawing fake scars all over it for Halloween yesterday...

OOH!
Speaking of which!
I should talk about MY Halloween since everyone else is~

So I went as an undead business person.
YEP. I WENT THERE.

So I wore a dress shirt, a red tie, and my PINSTRIPED SUIT.
AAAAHHHHHHH PINSTRIPES. HOW I LOVE YOU SO.
And my mum put black eyeliner around my eyes to make me look like I had insomnia. Hahha.

Then my friend Alyssa (who was a vampire... cliche, but she pulled it off quite well) took a paper towel, wrapped it around my hand, and drew fake blood all over it.
It looked like I'd been stabbing myself, LAWLZ.
(And I wrote letters on my fingers to spell out "DEATH" when I put them together.)

went as Kaname (from Vampire Knight), and I proceeded to rant over how awesome her cosplay was... And she got it from CosplayMagic.
I MUST GO THERE NOW AAAAHHHH.

Heather went as the 80s version of Madonna, ShaLENNY went as... uhh... I don't even know, she just called it "WACKY", Orion was a GANGSTA, and so on and so forth...

And it started raining the second Heather and I left English class.
And my hair is so thick that the rain, instead of soaking through my hair, sat on top of it. MY HAIR IS A BOWL FOR RAIN WATER.

So we're all walking together, and Orion seems to notice that water has been building up on the top of my head, though I haven't noticed due to the fact that I walk with my head down all the time...
So he's like, "Hey, Kibi", and I turn around to say, "WHAT" and...
yeah...
ALL THE WATER FALLS OUT AND SPLASHES ALL OVER MY FACE.
Orion proceeds to laugh at me, and I'm like, ".... What is it? What did you want to say?" and he's just like, "NOTHIN'. "

It was then that my eyeliner washed off, mixing with my other make-up (white make-up to make me look pale) and forming these huge gray spots over my face. It worked out surprisingly well though. Hehehe...

We took TONS of pictures with my camera, mainly including KANAME, ME, and KANA (who was ALSO a vampire... WTF).... And Kana's adorable yellow umbrella. YAY.
(Oh, and Rachel, who was dressed as a Bleach-style Shinigami. AWESOME.)

Whilst taking pictures, my costume persona came out, and I actually created a character out of it.
KANAME decided to name this persona... SHICHI.

"Shichi" is Japanese for "seven", but is also a sort of pun for "die blood".
Shichi=seven
Shi=die
Chi=blood
SHICHI= DIE BLOOD.

YEP.
BEST NAME EVER.
I shall start drawing Shichi EVERYWHERE now.
The undead businessman who enjoys killing people with his MIGHTY PEN OF DOOM. He also has a voice that cracks quite often for no explainable reason, insomnia, and a tendency to act quite uke... FOR NO REASON.
KanamexShichi forever, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

The rest of the day following school was incredibly sucky...
Due to my mum having a bad day...
~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21229269/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21229269/ Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:49:37 PDT
I got a really bad cold the day before Halloween.... SHAT.

So now I'm basically incapacitated, sitting here on the computer instead of going to school... 'Cause the only good part of it is talking to my friends...
Which I can no longer do seeing as my THROAT IS RUPTURING.
*coughs* OWWWWWWW SHAT.

............ And my mummy had to go to work instead of taking care of meeeeee.... Which I don't really mind seeing as money is important and all, but....
*sniffle*


UUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF MEEEEEEE.
My throat is BURNING APART MY ESOPHAGUS, my head IS GOING TO EXPLODE, and my nose is all.... *sniffle*
YEEEEEP.

So I've been sitting in chairs around my house listening to Vampire Knight songs since last night when I couldn't sleep.
....... Now I think "Rinne ~Rondo~" has been seared into my brain.
GGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH BRAINSSSSSSS.

THUS, I demand that DeviantArt make me feel better!! BY MAKING ME FALL VICTIM TO TAGS AND HELPLESS SOUL EATER ADDICTION.

(I'm also supposed to do homework today, but I'm half dead right now...)
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I had ANOTHER Soul Eater dream last night too...
Hehehhee.... And it was all in Japanese!!! (I only understood, like, 4 phrases, and the rest was Gibberish that sounded like Japanese.)

So it started off with Chrona in this weird machine thing (Dunno WTF it was, but I think it was in Arachnephobia's headquarters...), and she's being experimented on like they mentioned in the manga.
BAAAAAWWWWWW POOR CHRONA.

And then, apparently since she's bored, it gets transported into her soul (the beach that used to have no water), and she's standing there with her little self. (DAAWWWW.)
And randomly, there's this giant factory that shouldn't be there, so naturally, she goes and checks it out. (BAD IDEA. DON'T GO IN THE FACTORY.)

And inside there's, like, this warped version of, like.... WONDERLAND or some shit...
And there are all these wacky metaphors that don't make sense to me...

Example-- The place was COVERED in caterpillars that had Chrona's face, and they were all taunting her in Gibberish.
Apparently one of them insulted her, 'cause her reaction was exactly, "D-demo... N-nani...?!"
xDDD

And in the back of the factory there was THIS GINORMOUS BLACK DRAGON, and I was like, "LOL METAPHOR", and Chrona had to fight it apparently...

And then my mum woke me up and made me drink green tea so my throat wouldn't hurt so much. D:

UGH I WANNA KNOW HOW IT ENDSSSSSS....
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I was tagged by (AKA FEMME-JUSTIN).

---TAG

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
-- White.... Porcelain.... colored....?
OH! But I DO use a bunch of old Power Rangers-themed ones!! (Seriously. It depresses me.)

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
-- Wicked-The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. (It disturbs me greatly... for some reason... OH! AND IT HAS SEX IN IT~)

3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
-- A "Gateway" logo... And cow spots...

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
-- LIFE. I FRIGGIN' LOVE THAT GAME.

5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS?
-- That smell that comes from the cafeteria's fence surrounding where people throw their garbage. Yeah, it smells like a mix of EVERYTHING BAD and dead bodies. and http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21190622/ Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:08:00 PDT OH. WAIT....

NOT CARMEN SAN DIEGO.
NO.
KIBI KON....... IEGO....
Uhhhhhhhhh...............
Yeah.

So in case you couldn't tell by my lack of comments on your deviations and such, it is because I was visiting my sis in Claremont.... AGAIN.
Seriously....
My sis may be a GENIUS (No, Gini.... Not a GINIUS. INSIDE JOKE.), but she loves us too much to be a genius. D:

UGH.
WHATEVER.

We stayed in the worst hotel ever....
DOUBLE TREE IN ONTARIO.
SHAT.
Not only was it HUGE and IMPOSSIBLE TO NAVIGATE AROUND, but the TV's were TINY, the food sucked, and there was apparently a wrestling match being held there....
So naturally, it was COVERED in crazy obnoxious wrestling fans that treated me like a rag doll. My inner Chrona came out, and I hid in a corner whilst they swarmed around the place like FUCKING LOUD OBNOXIOUS VULTURES, nearly knocking me over several times...
Then my mum yelled at the person at the information stand, yelled at me, yelled some stuff in Yiddish, and everything after that was fine.


There was also some Halloween street faire going on, and I walked around there with my sis, where we saw THE JOKER.
And I was like, "LOL JOKER", and my sis was like, "DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT. HE'S CREEPY."
xDDDD

Yeah, so I'm back after all that...
And I will be responding to all your deviations and journals ASAP. ^^
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But first, let me tell you a tale...
A tale of....
A class play. D:

Yeah, if any of you recall that crazy book I had to read a while back... An Enemy of the People? The one about crazy Norwegians and their baths and their failing society and their annoying old people and their sucky majority...
THAT ONE.

And I had to play Dr. Stockmann.... THE MAIN FRIGGIN' CHARACTER.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
OH WELL.
I KICKED ASS ANYWAY.

But there was one line I couldn't remember. ONE LINE.

"Very well. If you are of the opinion that it is good for the community, so be it. But not until I have had a talk with my brother."

I just BLANKED.
ERGH.
AH WELL. Everything else was okay... *sighs*
I even got to offer fake alcohol to the others in my group, ahahaha...

"I cannot tell you, dear Mr. Aslaksen, how extremely pleased I am to find such hearty support among my fellow citizens. I am delighted--DELIGHTED~ Now. You will take a small glass of sherry, eh?"

And then I put on this HUGE CREEPY GRIN, and my friend (who played Aslaksen), was like, "". xDDD

Moving on...
Guess what I got to wear for it?
GUESS.

Maka: ............. *blinks*

Soul: ................ A-are you talking to us?

Me: Who else?!

Soul: Gee, I dunno... What?

Me: Guessssssssssss~~

Soul: A tutu. T___________________________T

Me: NOOOOOO, SILLY SOURUUUUUUUUU. A.... PIN STRIPED SUIT.

Soul: Wh-what....?!

Maka: Oh good lord....

YEAH.
A PIN STRIPED SUIT. xDDD

My mum was like, "Well, you're a doctor... So you should look dignified.... How about your Maka cosplay?"
And I was like, "Meh, okay...."
And then she brought out this pin striped suit, and was like, "I wore this when I was 11, so it may not fit you, but--"
Naturally, my reaction was, "FUCK GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW WOMAN."
And it fit me. LOL. xDDD
And I look DAMN GOOD IN IT TOO. AAHAHAHA.
*gets shot*
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Now to the MAIN ATTRACTION~~
EPISODE 30 OF SOUL EATER!!

KIBI REVIEW TIME~~

Okay.
Soooooooo.......
Honestly, Kiddo looks DAMN ADORABLE in his mini Shinigami-sama outfit. ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21083116/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21083116/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:02:08 PDT [link]
Since when has Soul Eater been THIS CREEPY...?
Seriously.... I don't remember being creeped out this much by the manga!! D:

Scariest scene--Rachel/Medusa watching that creepy English station with the girl who kept saying "AN APPLE" over and over again....
And then the Medusa snake appeared in the show, the apple girl turned into Rachel, and Rachel/Medusa was all, "" while the background audio is creepy music box-esque music and that TV going "AN APPLE AN APPLE AN APPLE AN APPLE".....
Makes my stomach churn..........
Do we Americans sound THAT CREEPY when we talk...?
An apple... an apple....


So yeah...
That honestly reminded me of, like, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle or something... UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH... *shudders violently* BAAAAAAAAD JUJUBI. (I have no idea what that means, but my mum says it all the time, so yeah...)

And that dog scared the crap out of me....
And that snake......
And the scene where Rachel/Medusa friggin' SQUASHED that spider like it was nothing....
NOT PLEASANT.

And did anyone notice that Rachel's father was OBLIVIOUS to EVERYTHING??
WHAT THE HELL??!
Her mum on the other hand was all, "OH SHAT MY DAUGHTER IS POSSESSED BY SAAAAATAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN. HEBI HEBI HEBI."

Whatever.

And meanwhile, back at good old Shibusen, they are ALSO COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS and are like, "LOL LET'S MAKE THE STUDENTS FIGHT EACH OTHER. IT'S LIKE COCKFIGHTING BUT WITH LITTLE KIDS."
[link]
Maka, Soul, BlackStar, Ox, and Harvar (WHY MUST I KEEP MIXING HIM UP WITH KILIK?!) are all, "LOL OKAY LET'S KICK ASS."

................

If I were in that class, I'd sue Stein for child endangerment.
But that's not so in NEVADA. (Seriously... They live in NEVADA. WTF.)

And did anyone notice the extreme over-usage of chibis in this episode?? Not just Rachel and loli!Medusa, but also the REAL chibis used in the classroom fight scene?
Where the hell did that come from...?
[link]
[link]
[link]

...... Not that anyone cares....
I still laughed my ass off. xDDDD

And seeing BULLSHITANNOYINGStar get his ass beat ([link]) was quite a show.
I suddenly love Ox ten times more than I originally did. xDDDD
And his seiyuu is THE BEST. xDDDDD

[link]
And Ox had a seizure when BLUE HAIRED NARUTO STAR hit him.
And Harvar was just like, "Ox-kun? Daijoubu ka?"
And Ox is like flailing around like a fish out of water. xDDDD
That made me laugh SO HARD.

This scene did too--->[link]
LOL, Giriko was like, "BETCH PUT THE PLATES BACK OR I'LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES AND FEED YOU TO ARACHNE. YEP. THAT'S WHAT SHE'S EATING. YOU."
AHA... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21063990/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21063990/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 13:19:47 PDT And HOLY CRAP.
It shows just how FRIGGIN' STUPID America's government is.....

OHGODOHGODOHGOD.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY AMERICUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH???
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??


Honestly, if McCaine is elected, I'm gonna friggin' GO CHRONA on America's ass.
(AKA ignore it and keep it away as long as possible without dealing with its problems... Until I SNAP and kill everyone.)

We're at a point when everyone is believing that God is an excuse for EVERYTHING (from SOMEHOW becoming President when you have the mind of a five year old to killing innocent children) and people are using empty pizza boxes lined with diapers as beds due to the CRAP ECONOMY.
And meanwhile, the rest of the world is LAUGHING AT US (and our stupidity). Well, except for Iraq.... Who are silently cursing us for all the trouble we're causing.
Bottom line..........
I WISH I LIVED IN CANADA (Which is true, but in America, that is considered a SLAP IN THE FACE.... Because we're too friggin' dumb to appreciate any other country...).


*pant, pant*

................ Huh. That got out of hand.........

I apologize for sounding like a raging lunatic....
*EXPLODES*

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOUL EATER.
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So yeah, I had ANOTHER SE dream.......
I know you're all probably tired of these, but I have to keep it up due to . LAWLZ.

So yeah, this dream took place in some random city....
That looked a lot like downtown Sacramento.... (which is a few miles from my house)
And I was Chrona. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

So yeah, I was at some random wedding party, I don't remember whose though. xDDD
And people were all asking me to make things levitate.

And at first, I was like, "WHUT?"
But then, as it turns out, I have telekinesis here. HUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH.

And then it occurred to me that the only reason people were talking to me was because I could make things levitate and explode by using my mind, and that made me, well.... A bit anxious.

And I ended up exploding the whole damn place.
But it was on accident, so I was all upset and stuff...

So everyone, naturally, was all pissed off at me for ruining the party. And I got kicked out...
So, greatly annoyed and upset by this, I started wandering the streets...

And got lost.
DAMMIT.

So I'm wandering the streets aimlessly, bawling my eyes out (Well, I WAS Chrona...), and OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, Maka shows up with Soul-scythe and TRIES TO KILL ME.

After dodging narrowly, and falling over into some random puddle and getting my dress all dirty, I look up at Maka hopelessly. Her reaction was something like, "WHAT ART THOU DOING IN MY TERRITORY, BETCH."
And I'm like, "Wh-wh-why are doing this to meeeeeee?? THIS DAY SUCKS."
And Maka goes all Fate/Stay Night on me,... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21035421/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21035421/ Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:16:23 PDT yesterday.
As usual for those movies, I laughed my ass off at all the terrible, terrible acting and the even worse dubbing. (Just leave it in Japanese with English subs, people... GEEZ.)

Okay, something the movie directors should know...
Dying of a heart attack is usually a SILENT, NON-MOVING death. First your arm hurts, and you gradually lose your ability to breath. And THEN you die like that.
This movie made it look like every time you have a heart attack, you immediately have a MASSIVE SEIZURE.
Honestly, the people who died of heart attacks jerked around like those senior slutty girls at my high school Homecoming dance (which I didn't go to...), and then did some weird choking dance routine. Then they collapsed dramatically whilst sputtering before finally dying. YEAH. REALLLLLL BELIEVABLE GUYS.

Whatever. L's actor was good...
Can't say the same for RAITO though.

But DAMN. He had a SEXY CAR.
This random pea green colored old-style automobile pulls up, and I'm like, "Hahaha, that's a sexy car, isn't it, Maeyu?!" and she's like, "AHAHHAHAHAHHAAA YEAH."
And then who steps out of the car? LIGHT. And he gets out all smooth-like, and looks up dramatically while dramatic music plays. xDDDD

That made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD.
HE'S SO FRIGGIN' SMOOTH.

Misa STILL annoys me.... GREATLY.
Rem was pretty cool, though she sounded like a DUDE and looked like a video game character.
Ryuk STILL looks like a muppet (and still had an overused laugh).
Light annoys the SHIT out of me...
And L and Watari are PURE AWESOMESAUCE.

But OMG, they changed the ending MASSIVELY, and....
Sadly, I liked this ending MUCH MORE than the original.
I almost cried, okay?! And it takes a lot to get me to cry.... (Since my emotions are buried by perverted thoughts and dullness.)
(The part of L holding a picture of Watari in his last moments.... That struck a chord... But then friggin' Misa had to ruin it for me.)

But the last line of the WHOLE MOVIE was as follows....
"It feels like I'm forgetting something really important............... BUT I FORGET WHAT IT IS~~"
RUINED THE DAMN MOVIE, WHY DON'T YOU?!?!
FRIGGIN' MISA.

BEST PART OF THE MOVIE----> [link]
That mask is FULL OF EPIC WIN.
Not to mention the scene of L "accidently" pitching Misa's ass.
LAWLZ. Is it weird that I like them as a pairing??

And then through the whole movie, this kid from middle school was STALKING me and Maeyu... He actually FOUND US in the dark theater and kept talking to us and yelling at the screen. :iconnotimpressplz:
And he'd randomly show up and be like, "They're in deep shit, LOLOLOLOLOL."
And I'd be like, "SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU."

Whatever. I liked the movie altogether...
But where the hell was Near? And Mello? And Matt? And Mikami?
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FANGIRL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
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I just noticed that I don't talk nearly as much about high school than I'd like to.
Thus, I shall bore all of you now.


So I have this HUGE ASS PROJECT called "Enemy of the People", which is based on finding someone who was viewed as an "enemy" by society, but was later redeemed, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
And it's not due until January, so you know how big it is.

And my partner is Shaleni, who is apparently my BFF now or something... (She came up to me and was like, "We understand each other so well!! BFF~~" And I was like, "LOL DAMN S... ]]> ~KibiKon http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21020868/ http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/21020868/ Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:43:59 PDT , 'cause I always have dreams whenever she tells me about hers. xDDD
I'm simple like that.

But this dream wasn't exactly funny...
It was really dramatic as I remember, but looking back it's pretty ridiculous.
It sorta played out like an AU (Alternate Universe) fanfiction...

--DREAM STORY (you can skip if you'd like)

So randomly, it starts off with Chrona walking around some weird village type thing (looked like Traverse Town from Kingdom Hearts WTF), where everyone was dressed like her.
Yeah. I know.
HOLY SHIT MUFFINS I WISH I LIVED THERE SO I COULD WEAR THAT WEIRD BLACK DRESS.

Moving on...
So Chrona walks through this town, with little Raggy on her head demanding her to go shopping and get him pineapples. (Why? I dunno... I had a Biology lab related to pineapples at school though, so that may be where that came from. )
So they walk off toward this shopping market thing, and they get pineapples.

Yeah...
I kinda blanked out on the next bit...

And next thing I remember, Chrona's out in this open meadow with Raggy, and she's talking about how she used to go there when she was little. (Apparently Medusa doesn't exist in this realm, and Chrona is a lot happier. It was kinda cute, actually... Though I don't know how Raggy could be there if Medusa didn't exist. )

Raggy makes fun of her for acting "sappy", and hits her on the head, and she goes all "Q-quit it..." and cute stuff like that...
So you'd think it was a cute and fluffy thing, right??

WRONG.

So suddenly, Raggy is like, "Eh? What's that?" whilst looking up at the sky. Chrona looks up too...
And OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, Maka FALLS RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY. So I'm like, "HOLY SHIT" and suddenly I'm at Maka's point of view...

[I blame this next part on Hiyu-chan for talking about her very painful dream... 'Cause this is the first dream I've EVER had where I could feel pain... DAMMIT, HIYU.]

So I basically AM Maka at this point, and I hit the ground at full force, and randomly hear Chrona screaming something at me... Something along the lines of "HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP THE BLOOD, I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT!!! RAGNAROK, WHAT DO WE DO??"

So I'm thinking to myself, "Blood? What blood?"

And, sure enough, I look down, and Maka's (or MY at this point) stomach is friggin' TORN APART and is bleeding EVERYWHERE.
And then the pain, yadda yadda...
I even remember the grass being wet... It was really surreal and creepy, and I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT. D:

And then I lost my point of view, and I ended up being just the viewer again. RANDOOOOOOMMMMMMMM~~

So then Maka is, like, totally dying here, and my first thought is "HOLY CRAP WHERE'S SOUL?" Apparently, that was Maka's first thought too, 'cause she, apparently thinking that Chrona was her enemy, reached over, looking for Soul apparently.

He's in scythe form, so Maka grabs him and tries to attack Chrona, who just kinda stares in shock at her. So Maka's just swinging the scythe at Chrona whilst going in and out of consciousness, and Chrona is all, "S-stop, we won't hurt you" and stuff. But since Maka's IN MASSIVE PAIN, she can't really understand what Chrona's trying to explain...

So Raggy gets PISSED OFF and hits Maka on the head, and starts yelling at her...
This was the dialogue that followed...

Raggy: HEY BETCH, CALM DOWN AND LISTEN TO US.

Maka: *coughs* F ....F-fuck you...

Chrona: *gasps*

Raggy: WHAT'D YOU SAY??! YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR STOMACH OPEN MORE??!

Chrona: What a bad thing to say....

Raggy: *grabs onto Maka's pigtail* BETCH BETCH BETCH!!

At that point, Maka finally lost consciousness. Geez, took her long enough...
And then Soul transformed into his human form, and was all freaking out 'cause he thought Maka was dead. BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.

And then, he randomly transformed into a wolf, and was like quoting Wolf's Rain.
WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT??
http://KibiKon.deviantart.com/journal/20974003/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:15:46 PDT NO ONE is EVER going to find you in the middle of a bamboo forest hiding out in your MAROON (or was it mauve or pink...?) VAN OF AWESOME.
BRAVO ON THAT EXCELLENT DISGUISE.

I love ya, Azusa, but COME ON. xDDD

EXCELLENT EPISODE AGAIN, SOUL EATER~~
You never cease to BLOW ME AWAY.


But, for some weird reason....
Pfft....! THIS SCENE ([link]) made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD. xDDD

Those anonymous (I have taken to calling them "Jerry" and "Alphonse" ) Arachne henchmen are just standing there, minding their own business, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, a KNIFE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR, and hits Jerry straight in the forehead. And, naturally, the other guy just stares at him blankly, like, "... Jerry....? HOLY FUCK JERRY?? OH MAH GAWD JERRY!!! NOOOOOOOO BFF!!!"
And then gets killed himself. xDDDD

So long, anonymous henchmen now named Jerry and Alphonse... You provided me with a good laugh while you were here...

Moving on....
BlackStar was pretty kickass in this one, I've got to say...
Or maybe it was just the AWESOME FRIGGIN' MUSIC playing in the background that made me like it more...
BTW, that song IS the new opening theme, and it's called "Papermoon" by Tommy Heavenly^6.
And that was the whole song, played through fully, during the Mifune and BlackStar fight...
FULL SONG...
So.....
WHERE THE HELL CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS BITCH??

MOVING ON...

I've officially earned a new respect for Mifune...
I didn't much care for him originally in the manga (since I was so obsessed with finding more Maka/Soul and Chrona scenes more than anything else, and I hated BlackStar A LOT), but seeing him in the anime put a bit of a new spin on things for me...
Plus, him and Angela are FRIGGIN' ADORABLE. He's like her father, it's so cute~~

Now then....
KAWAII.---->[link]
KAWAII PART 2. ---->[link]
HAWTNESS. ---->[link]

SEE??? THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS SERIES.


As per usual, my friends...
SOULxMAKA.
FRIGGIN' HELL, WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE TOGETHER??
[link]
All the parts with the "say aaaaahhhhh" line were ADORABLE. And how Maka was all, "If we do this in front of people, it's embarrassing". xDDDD
DAAWWW~~

And with this pic...[link]
Think of me as the henchman, and Mosquito representing HIGH SCHOOL.
UGH HATE REALITY HATE REALITY.

AND LOOK WHO'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK~~
[link]
BETTER MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS, PEOPLE.
'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA DINE IN HELL.