http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Kigichi&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Kigichi en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:08:09 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/28515109/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/28515109/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:47:58 PST
OKAY....OMG!!

SOSOSOSOSOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I WAS RENO ^^ AND MARLUXIA

DUCE LOOKS LIKE LADY!!


......FUCKING TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!! D8<

ANYWHOO!!

IT WAS FUUUUUUUUUN DANCING RENO! AND A RAAAAAAAVE!! AND POLE DANCING, OH THE POLE DANCING!!

AND A FUCKIN POKEMON SING-A-LONG!!

I MISS YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!! T___T

AND THE DANCING RENO!! OMG!! DANCED ALL DAMN DAY!!

AND CID HAS HIP PROBLEMS

AND RENO(yours truly) WAS A PRINCESS MOTHA NUCKERS!!

ANDANDANDANDAND....PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

HETALIA!!

OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA WATCH IT

I MADE SQUALO MY BITCH!!


ORGANIZATION OWNED HITALIAS ASS!!

AND I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MOAR!!!


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/28053112/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/28053112/ Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:03:17 PDT
Life

Fucking

BLOWS!!!


So..I was babysitting today, like I do, and my sisters husband came home and asked if I was working tonight. This is completely normal. He also tell me that he may need me later because he might have to work overnight.

'Alright' i thought. 'No big deal'

WRONG

When he called me to come back I got there and the door was open, his car was still there but all of his stuff and some pictures were missing and he wa gone, leaving the kids alone for about 30min without me.

Ass hat ran off without a word.

Now..him and my sister have been having some problems lately. she was shoved into a marriage so he could green his green card, which he never did, and when she realized she wasent happy with him he flipped out.

Now, two months later and two days from rent day he drains their bank accounts leaving her with nothing and skips town to go back to Guatumala.

......fldsutow85690483604oteiyw758499%*&%&*(^U%&^%%%%$Y%$ YOU YA FUCK WAAAAD!!!!!!:

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/27700847/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/27700847/ Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:57:15 PDT
It was about 1am last night(morning?) and I was driving to my sisters. I was comming up the bridge to her street and this random dude comes SCREAMING around the corner. I mean going-so-fast-smoke-comes-from-the-tires fast! He hit the guardrail and:

Missed.

My.

Car.

By.

An.

Inch.

...then five cops, sirins wailing, come zipping around the corner after him.


DX IT WAS SCARY!! *clings to the first person to comment*

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/27546070/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/27546070/ Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:27:59 PDT w< It happens every so often to me. About once or twice a year. I usually am in a big old slump. I don't smile, and if I do its forced, I don't get mad or sad. I'm just kind of...empty...

I have Aspburge Syndrome, a form of down syndrome. And because of it I do not handle change or stress very well at all and these past few months have been VERY stressful for me to the point that I have almost a constant headache.

I should be okay. I just want to warn you that I will seem a bit...off...for a few days.

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/27165075/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/27165075/ Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:46:00 PDT w< yay coffee!!...okay ew coffee I hate it xD But yay donuts!!!....Mmmmm......donuts.....

......

....Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyways xD Yeeeeeeeeea.......I GOT A JOB!! <3333333333

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/26925634/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/26925634/ Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:44:05 PDT

....I got a pc till my laptop is fixed.....that is all

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/26315349/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/26315349/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:05:12 PDT
]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/25867809/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/25867809/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:51:34 PDT
It went kinda like this:

"....Thoes are my pants"

"....and this?"

"My purse"

"This?"

"My shirt for tomorrow"

"This?"

"shoes"

"This?"

"........."

"....."

".......-snort-"

"..What is it?"

"...my bra..."

"AUGH!!!"

XDDDDDDDDDDD Dumbass. He wont do that again

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/24044368/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/24044368/ Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:50:17 PDT


Answer what you know below!
1. My Name

2. My Age

3.Where i live(just state)

4. My Fav color

5. My fav candy

6. My fav food

7. My fav tv show

8. My fav cosplay

9. My fav song

10. What i do on the weekends

11. Where i was born

12. What do i do when im bored

13. What anime im into right now

14. My dogs name

15. My three loves(people)

16. Something ive always wanted

17. My current hair color

18. My brothers name

19. my Fav anime charater

20. I am addicted to?

21. What made me cry last

22. Id die if i got to cosplay them

23. I never do what?

24. What grosses me out

25. Who i love the most

Answer in a comment!
1-3 = Nice guess
3-6 = New friend
6-9 = talk/ask more
9-12 = talk/ask more
12-15 = Friend
15-18 = Close Friend
21-24= Best friend~!
25 = Bestyloverfriend/stalker

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/23795786/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/23795786/ Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:11:06 PDT
It's about Chase, and NOT yaoi O.O oh ma gawd!! XD

But yes...it's about him and it starts off with his alcoholic girlfriend coming to the hospital looking for him xD she kisses him and tells him that she wants him to come home with her to play.

I like this fic cause it includes a bit of alcohol induced abuse, D: poor Chase, and Chase has an eating problem.

And in the end his GF dies, >.<, and he gets her company. Thus becomes RIIIIIIIIIICH

D< I've been looking for it for a while and I cant find it!! AUGH!! does anyone know what it is!?!

He always takes jogs in it and at one point gets hit in the head with a vase and his gf falls down the stairs and almost breaks her foot. D: I REALLY want to read it, ya'all. So any help you could give me would be GREAT!

THANKS!!

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/22950027/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/22950027/ Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:17:00 PST xD

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
-I HATE YOU!! D<
-I love you
-I think I may have a crush on you but I will never tell.
-I am fucking NOT EVER doing that!! NEVA!!!
-I'm really scared about what I'm about to do. But I can't tell you or you will try and change my mind.
-Can I borrow your pants?
-Clean your OWN house!!
-Looking at your otp makes me want to stab things. FUCK OFF with it!!
-Listen...I know I sit quietly and nod along with everything you say....but I'm sick of hearing it. Find something else to rant about!!
-I WANT TO GIVE YOU A PINEAPPLE!!
NINE things about yourself:
-I got extremely low self esteem and worth
-If given the chance I WILL hug you and never let go
-I LOVE kitties!! <3
-I hate my face
-The thing I'm most scared of is being alone
-I love to sing. ^^ even though I cant
-Whwn confronted with a problem i normaly turn to others for the answer.
-I NEED someone to be with my always or I get paranoid and twitchy. not to mention lonely
-Beside reading, writing and watching yaoi, there are very few het parings that I will accept

EIGHT ways to win your heart:
- ^^ Like a few of the things I like. It helps
-I love it when someone takes control and protects me. Do that, and ya got me in the bag
-They must have a good sense of humor
-Just TELL me!! ^^ I might return the feelings. And if not. I will certainly give you a chance
-Don't judge me on looks or try to make me change. Let me do it myself at my own pace and be patient with me.
-I love it when someone is clingy but not to the point of "GAAH!! I need to WALK" kind of cling
-If I'm scared or sad then try to comfort me. It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. Tis the thought that counts
-Spoil me xD (jk?)

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
-Moving
-bills
-Rping
-money
-a second job
- my friends and their happiness
-What the fuck the voices in the back of my head want from me this time

SIX things you do before you fall asleep:
-Set my alarm
-Snuggle in the blankies
-brush my teeth
-say goodbye to Ringo over msn
-Think of something so I will dream about it
-Set my cell to wake me up before my alarm does (idk why)

FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment:
-Alyssa
-Ringo
-Chelsey
-Jennie
-Bekas

FOUR things you see right now:
-Yaoi
-tv
-Reno wig
-A giant mess of clothes on the floor

THREE songs that you listen to often at the moment:
-Epik High: One
-Schnuffle Khompet
-How Could This Happen to Me
TWO things you want to do before you die:
-Ride a roller coaster
-Open a home for homeless cats and dogs

ONE confession:
- I AM GAY ^^ And it's okay!! -Dances with Tomboy-

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/22692811/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/22692811/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:13:36 PST


ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!

-wails-

I went to modsims.com, like I read, i downloaded my Reno and Cloud sims stuff, as the directions said and moved it to the download file, which I had to make. And my game STILL dosent show them!!?!?


D: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!! TT.TT I want my sims!!!!

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/22470178/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/22470178/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:22:18 PST
I came to this little conclusion yesterday. My freind, I wont say who, is down...or depressed....I dont know. She just suddenly....changed. She seemed happy, bugging me about eating more, but then she just...gave up. Stop caring. About everything. And I know I'm a child because I started to cry. I didn't know what I did wrong. What did I say? Who wont she tell me?

I sat with her until about 10-10:30 when she either fell asleep or just got sick of talking to me and nothing I did could cheer her up. I tried to make her laugh, engage in conversation, but it wasent working. I told her she mattered to me but she didn't beleive me, I told her that I loved her but she brushed me off.

I was just so confused. She wouldent let me help her and kept dodging questions with either one word answers or an unfeeling scentence.

So I cried. Like a little child I bawled my eyes out while keeping on a happy face for her. I just feel so utterly usless like this, that nothing I said or did made any diffrence to her. The only thing I could do was keep talking to her and trying to cheer her up, tears falling down my face like a waterfall the entire time.

Even now I'm crying. I can feel tears comming to my face as I type, my vison getting blurry. I'm almost afraid to talk to her today. It's going to shatter me if she's still the way she was last night. Because it's my fault. I know it is and and I dont know how to make it all better. There is no bandaid I can use, no boo-boo to kiss and make better. This is real life and I'm backed up against a wall with no place to go. And the only reason I'm writing this is because she never goes on DA so I know it's safe.

I'm such a child....

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/21635987/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/21635987/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:52:21 PST (x) Smoked A Cigarette (it was ICKY)
() Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi (EWWWWWWWWWWW)
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (fractured ankel....not fun)
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 25

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 27

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 30

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident [If getting hit by a car counts.]
SO FAR: 34

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced (dear lord dont ask)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 40

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 43

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (muwahahahaha)
SO FAR: 48

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True [I can't remember one wish, but I know that one or two have come true.]
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 57

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 60

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish (it was dead!!)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 64

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 67

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 71

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 72

Level 25
(x) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 77

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 80

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones... ]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/20813095/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/20813095/ Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:45:28 PDT and I have discovered the new thing!! ....Well...she did...XDD But I wanna share!!

[link]

ASHLEY ROLL!!


XD I give all credit of this finding to my freind XDD I had no clue

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/20207155/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/20207155/ Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:26:06 PDT
Rule:
* Tag at least 5 people (let them know they've been tagged; if you don't know whom to tag or just don't want to, it's not necessary).


5 basic questions about you
1.) Your hair-color? - brown
2.) Your eye-color? -brown
3.) Your current age? 20
4.) Are your left- or right-handed? right-handed
5.) Do you like random things? Always

5 things which describe you?
1.) Load as hell
2.) never paying attention
3.) twisted
4.) goofy and hyper
5.) a super pervert

5 of your favorite pastimes?
1.) reading
2.) writing
3.) watching anime
4.) reading manga
5.) freaking people out

5 of your most important persons?
1.) family
2.) my dogs
3.) Bekas
4.) Aerith
5.) Alyssa

5 of the most important things in your life?
1.) MY COMPUTER!!! *snuggles and kisses if you get to close*
2.) my books
3.) being able to hear
4.) being able to see
5.) my imagintion

5 persons whom you respect the most?
1.) My freind's for putting up with me
2.) ma mom
3.) Anyone that can out belch me
4.) I'm out
5.) I'm STILL out!!

5 of your positive virtues?
1.) funny
2.) Imaginaaaaaaation *SpongeBob hands*
3.) helpful
4.) witty comments
5.) good temper

5 of your negative virtues?
1.) impatient
2.) loud
3.) OCD!! Dx
4.) easily hurt
5.) don't trust easily

5 of your favorite movies?
1.) FF7AC
2.) Jeff Dunham
3.) Supernatural series
4.) HP
5.) LotR

5 of your favorite bands/singers, etc?
1.) Metro Startion
2.) Cascada
3.) Nobuo Uematsu
4.) Linkin Park
5.) Evaesance

5 of your favorite songs?
1.) Jump With Me by Sheffield Jumpers
2.) Underground by David Bowie
3.) Dance Magic by David Bowie
4.) Shake It by Metro Station
5.) Boys and Men by ???

5 of your favorite animes/cartoons? (if you don't have one, you may skip this part)
1.) Naruto
2.) G Gunda
3.) Fushugi Yuhi
4.) Yu Yu Hakusho
5.) Revolutionary Girl Utuna

5 of your favorite anime/cartoon characters? (if you don't have one, you may skip this part)
1.) Narto from....well...you know xD
2.)Kuwababra from Yu Yu Hakusho
3.) Domon from G Gundam
4.) Tauski from Fushigi Yugi
5.) Anthy from Revolutionary Girl Utuna

5 of your favorite game characters? (if you don't have any, you may skip this part)
1.) Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII
2.) Reno from Final Fantasy VII
3.) Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII
4.) Yuffie Kisaragi from Final Fantasy VII
5.) Link from Zelda

5 of your favorite manga-kas or comic-authors? (if you don't have any, you may skip this part)
1.) I
2.) Don't
3.) Know
4.) Their
5.) Names

5 of your favorite foods?
1.) Pasta
2.) Clam Chowder
3.) Ice Cream
4.) Skittes & Sour Patch Kids
5.) Chicken *drools*

5 of your favorite drinks?
1.) Ice Tea
2.) Soda
3.) Monster
4.) Water
5.) Apple Juice

5 places where you'd like to be?
1.) Japan
2.) Germany
3.) England
4.) San Francisco
5.) Hawaii

5 things you'd never do?
1.) smoking
2.) drugs
3.) obey a man
4.) Hurt a child
5.) Hurt an animal

5 wishes?
1.) To not be such a fat ass
2.) to know how to sew!
3.) To be able to make any cosplay!
4.) to be able to perfectly imitate voices anytime I want!
5.) To own Square Enix

5 of your personal quotes?
1.) 'WHAT THE FUCK?!...oh...wait...OKAY!'
2.) 'I will SIT on you!!'
3.) 'Yum Yum Yum..human hand..'
4.) 'This just opend a whole new can of 'Do Not Want'!!'
5.) 'Uke!Reno FTW!! >x3'

5 things you're afraid of?
1.) Sharks!! >.<
2.) WTF is in the dark
3.) being alone
4.) fckin spiders
5.) Being watched

xD Ahhhhhhhh...all done! Now to tag some unluck suckers!!

~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19784617/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19784617/ Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:22:20 PDT
Okay, I know that dosen't rhyme but so what!?! My mom is a WHORE. We were putting up a pool all this week right? And I called and TOLD her that I was going over to a freinds. And what did she say?

"Okay. Drive safe."

THATS what she said! And today I'm in the shower (don't picture that, you'll burn your cornias out and have nightmares!!) And the bitch comes in to inform me that due to my little play time I must find a new place to live after summer is over.


What

A

WHORE!!!!!!!!

I *TOLD* her that I was going! That I would be gone!! But noooooooooo!! She is all pissy and a spoiled rotten little fuck that hates to not get her way that she decided to make me LEAVE!! So now I'm in my room and reafusing to help. Why should I? She said it was a family pool and guess what? I HOLD GRUDGES!! So I will most likely NEVER go back their and not answer her calls.

This is a pattern with her you see. My sister pissed her off, she was gone. My brother pissed her off(and was a destructive little fucker) and he was gone. I guess it's my turn! BUT! Unlike my brother and sister *I* do not forget or forgive easily. The fuckin cunt can burn in hell and be the devils ass monkey for all I care!!

So now, I have to find a place to live, hopefully $900 a month pluse utilities. Find a roomate, and work about 50 hurs a week at my job. 12-13 a day, 4 days a week. I get paied $8.79 an hour. Times that by 50 and you get $437.00 a week. And after they taxe it I end up with about $400. That should work ok if I have free utilities. Then all I have to pay for is food, internet and cable, and my cell phone. And if I hav a roomate it's even cheaper.

SOOOOOOOOOOO....thats MY plan...if anyone has another idea I'm all ears!!

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19551125/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19551125/ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:11:45 PDT o my....DROOLY puppy =.= do not want. *wipes self off*

And in OTHER news.....IM 20!! *wail* I'm OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD! I'm an old fart!(heehee) I'm ancient! I'm brittel!! I'm a PEDO!(you know who you are) The only fun part is that next year I can bu alcohal and tease my freinds with it before pouring it doe the drain. -.- i dont wanna drink.

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19550565/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19550565/ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:25:43 PDT .> In fact..she's looking at right now with a "Om Nom Nom!!" Look on her face.....oh dear....

XD Anyways!! I'M 20!! >.< SILENC!! IM NOT A PEDO!! lol. And ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! >.< the dog id drooling on me!! =.= and making Chewbacka noises >.> stupid possessed animal!! Dx

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19544304/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19544304/ Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:19:55 PDT
I checked her eyes and their a bit blood shot, they were not earlier, and her nose is dry. For a bit she was like her old self, trotted around a bit and ate a cookie, but now she just looked at me and dosen't even respond when I pet her. It's like she's uber sleepy.

If she's like this tomorrow I'm taking her to the vet. I already lost a cat. I don't care HOW much this costs! I'm getting her better. I can't handle another pet loss. i just can't. I'm afraid that she ate or drank sometihng she should not of. Our yard is full of plants so she might of gotten mething from there.

All I know is that if she dies then it's my fault. I didn't watch her good enough. I let her go outside by herself a few times. If she dies I will NEVER forgive myself.

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19385861/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/19385861/ Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:48:39 PDT .< NO. NOT. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!! DX I dun WANNA be old!! WAAAAAAAAAH!! BUT!! On the upside! I WILL be able to drink in one year....not that I drink!! =.= I do not drink, smoke or do drugs 8D I'm clean!! YAY!!

..Ahem...yes...xD BEST part? My mom left for a 3 week vication to Brazil two days ago! >:3 THE HOUSE IS *MINE*!! Downside? She's there until the 30th =.= Way ta miss my birthday mom. I can just FEEL the fuckin LOVE!!

xD And I have NOTHING planned either! *shruggs* Probubly just go hang at a freinds house or something. There's not really anything I want for my birthday so I don't expect presents or a party and thats just FINE with me! ^^ I perfer to be alone!!

Soo...yea...I put this up to let you know the I'M GETTING OLDER!! *runs off to find the philosophers stone*

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18844164/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18844164/ Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:59:21 PDT .< I'm frekin depressed man! And I DONT. KNOW. *WHY*!! Maybe it's cause I've been listning to sad mucis all day? Maybe it's cause I miss my freinds? (T.T Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Jennie! Kayla!) A mix of the two? I have no clue. All I know is that I have been in a funk all day and I can't break out of it. Wanna know how bad it is? I've been listning to Celine Deon. Dx Kill me...please...>.< My Heart Will Go On....gaaaaaaaaaah not I wanna watch the Titanic!

So I've been in the funk and it wont go away. =.= It's like, uber depressing mood. Like:
"I don't wanna eat I'm so fat"
"Maybe I'm bette off alone"
"I miss my freinds"

=.= I'm disgusted with myself. I KNOW I'm not alone. I KNOW there are people who care about me! I KNOW this is all in my head but I can't stop it!...meh..it will go away by morning.

And even worse, or better, xD I can't get the song "Dance Magic" out of my braaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!! I boought "The Labyrinth" yesterday and the bloody song is stuck in my head. Along with this:

Freind:..dude..
Me: What?
Freind:..the ENTIRE labyrinth is covered in GLITTER! *watching the scene where Sara first enters the labyrinth*
Me:....yea..it's shiny! SPARKELY!

*later*

Freind: The trees and rocks are covered in it to!
Me: *looks up from computer* what?
Freind: GLITTER! Everything is covered in glitter!
Me:..yea...cause the man farts the stuff..

Cue hysterical laughter for about five minutes. It was 5:30 in the morning! What else do you want?!? What was even worse was this:

*watching the part with the Bog of Eternal Stench where the dog runs acorss the rockes and they make the farting noise*

Freind:......*looks at me*....
Me:....WHAT!?
Freind:...so much has just been explained....
Me: =.=;;

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea..so was ONE of the few moments where I waent in a funk. Seriously though. When David Bowie/Jareth/Captian Bulge is dancing around with his uber fluffy hair and all you can think of is Demyx who could be sad?

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa..I'm out...fathers day tomorrow..I'm gonna sleep all day..

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18720026/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18720026/ Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:44:25 PDT .< Not cozy. I made it three hours before I was forced to take off my jacket and drink some water. ^.^ The good news was that my hair smelled like candy! HeeHee I dyed it the day before and the Dye smells REALLY good! so I went there and brought a freind! ^.^ You know who you are!! xD And pretty soon she will have pics up! ^.^ YAAAAAAAAAAAY!! Me in a DRESS! xD Thats right folks! Reno is a tranny...and DAMN proud of it!

So we took photos, yaoi GALOR, and sat around trying not to DIE! Dx Most people stripped by noon. I'm STILL sweating buckets! *whipes head* We sang some songs. "Prison Bitch', "Still Alive', 'The Bad Touch'. >.> What I woulden't do for some ice cream. Poor BabyRoth. We made sure to keep him in the shade and hydrated though!

We played a game called 'Find Kiera' or something. The game is easy. There is a death god and they choose one person to be Kiera, after the 'Townspeople' have went to sleep. Then Kiera chooses someone to die. Kiera goes back to sleep and the townspeople wake up. The person pocked 'Dies' and then the rest of the people choose who they think is Kiera. If they guess wrong the person they choose dies. The game continues unitil Kiera is choosen or everyone is dead. xD Tis fun!

Then we hung around for a bit before deciding to go somewhere air conditioned. Dx long walk was loooooooooooooooong! But we mad eit there....>.< I was sent back to grab everyone's stuff with another person....>.> I hate you guys....And as soon as I went back we, me and my freind, had to leave. >.< We RAN for the train man! and when we got there we realized we could of WALKED!! We had 45min to spare......I wanted to die at that point!

So that's it in a nutshell. T.T I miss Kayal but I'm gonna see her again next weekend! ^.^ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! Were going to the BEACH!! 8D FINALLY! Reno has a reason for his goggles!!! lol I'm gonna go sleepy time now. =.= I can't feel my feet and that worries me. SEE YA!! LOOK OUT FOR A LINK TO PICS SOON!!!

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18616731/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18616731/ Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:49:07 PDT invited me to an Anime Picnic in Boston!! So, after an houre long train ride, getting lost in the subway twice (and almost whiping out during the ride) we made it to the park! It was WIN!! ^.^ Under-the-rainclouds freind's had a baby and they gave him the most epic name EVER! xD His name is Sephiroth! I kid you not!
so, we get there and there are a few epic costumes. There's a Halloween Town Rike, EPIC, a Reno, he was funny, a Elena, easy to make her laugh, Light and L, I gave them Yaoistigma, Baby Roth, an older L, Goku, he was funny, kimono girls, EPIC, Suichi, I stole her jacket, and Misa, baby Roth's mom.

Reno rick rolled us all >.> DAMN YOU!! And was drinking the life stream, A.K.A Mountain Dew. Much Sweeney Todd was sung, I stole Suichi's coat and introduced myself as Suichi five years down the road: Retired and lovin pizza. Then I stole Gokus SSJ3 wig and was Super Sayin Suichi. I was cameraman for a couple of fangirl pics. xD We also lowered and hung a paopue(sp?) fruit above her head during some pretty serious pics (not anymore >3) I chased the birds a few times and was the insperation for a few Light/L pics! xD I found sting and tied their hands together
"You now have Yaoistigma"
Tied them to a pole
"Light look scared!"
Light: *tires to look scared and FAILS*
"No! I said scared!"
Light: What kind of scared?
Me: Xenmas Naked scared!
Light: O.O *horrified*

lol. I also stole Lights ring and told L to propose. ^.^ Then we realized that the only way that L would ever say yes to Light proposing would be with a ring pop....=.=...guess who was nominated to buy em? Soooooo...i walk a good mile in Suichi's coat....uphill....in the hot weather....then I get back....>.< THERE WAS A CVS ACROSS THE STREET! And I WALKED. A. MILE. (or what felt like one) to buy em Dx FAIL! FAIL! EPIC FAIL!!!!...lol also bought 6 bags of pixy stix, skittles, and jelly beans. xD Ahhh...the looks on theri faces when I brought out the pixy stix....kodak moment.

>.< Cut to a few hours later. *whimpers* T.T It began to rain, like thunder and lightning rain. T.T I'm scared of thunder and lightning!! So we RUN for the subway, singing it's raning men the whole time, and almost missed our train back to Mansfeild. ^.^ I kiddnapped Kayla and she slept over my house!

Well...that was aobut it. Me and Kayla went to the mall and made a few people loose the game. Then discussed plans for next years AB. I'm going to the picnic next week as well! ^.^ Gotta re-dye my hair so I can be RENO!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!

And in other news I'm trying to get a second job to buy new cosplay!! Wish me luck! *crosses fingers*

Cosplays I wanna do!!

-Marluxia
-Vexen
-Reno(DONE)
-Organization Riku
-Human Jenove(IN PROGRESS)
-Eddie Izzard
-The Joker
-Mrs.Loveet(sp?)

XD Yeeeeeeea...first five are a go! ^.^ Jenova's moving wings are almost done! and I'm doin Eddie as soon as I loose weight!

OK! That's ALL!! And now I'm off to kill the fly that has been flying around my head for the past 2 HOURS!! DIE!! DIE BUZZY MC BUZZ BUZZ!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18484526/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18484526/ Sat, 24 May 2008 19:30:39 PDT DARN YOU!


1. Post these rules.
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal/blog of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged

Okay so here it goes:

1. I love to belch in public. The more people around the better! XD I get off on the looks on their faces.
2.I don't judge. I don't care if your Bi, Straight, Gay, whatever. I don't care what relegion you pray to. I don't care what you have done or what your going to do. If I like you then I like you and your never going to get rid of me! I'll accept every part of you with arms wide open.
3. I love fuzzy animals like kittens and puppys. I also like snakes and lizzards. But I HATE spiders! *shudders*
4. I hate silence. If it gets to quite I have to play music or do/say SOMETHING to break it.
5. I rarely take life seriously. i can find a smile in almost every situation and I have been called insensitive for it.
6. I like to RP. XD And if you do rp with me here is your one warning: I ANGST and I'm very good at writing uber creepy scenes! ^^ Characters cowering in terror or screaming in agony entertains me.
7. I LOVE yaoi. Even more I LOVE mpreg! XD You don't? I don't care.
8.I often think of myself as worthless and beleive my only goal in life is to make thoes around me happy. Once I run out of people to help or I am no longer needed then I will become truley useless. I fear that day.

And I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag



^^ Enjoy

]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18421489/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18421489/ Tue, 20 May 2008 19:23:47 PDT
]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18276167/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/18276167/ Sun, 11 May 2008 15:39:32 PDT

RULES
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about yourself on your journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
(I won't go that far...)
5. No tag-backs


The Name Meme

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
Kigichi *XD original yes?*

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Gail Arson. *O.o...okaaaay..kinda cool*


3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Jacbr? *...that dosen't even make SENSE!!...................*


4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Tiger!


5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Gail Boston *......XD Damn it actuall SOUNDS like one!*

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Silver Pepsi *...sounds yummy..*


7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Brck.

......add an O and I'm BROCK XD GEODUDE GO!! *sings 'Two Perfect Girls For Me'*


8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla Reeses Peices.


.....COWER IN FEAR!!!...=.=;


9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Abbigale Maple

WTH?!


10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Axe Skittles............................................ *traumatized*


11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Woodstalk Jacobs.



.......................... YA GOTTA BE FUC**** WITH ME.


I tag:




]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17877666/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17877666/ Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:13:59 PDT
Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

"Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Dog will hunt I'm the front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size
Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs
Cop a feel Copperfield style abracadabra that bra do you think i can pull it off?
Wanna bang around? just jot me down on your to-do list under "put out like a fire" 'cause

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Edible strange how do i get in your pants when you're tick tockin' them
Serious levis? so tight can't be classified that's why I'm here to fill that opening
Make a seasoned pass to mount that ass and bob hope that i might one night stand a chance
Let's go feng shui the fuck around my digs like a superball bring that sunny side up and

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss"

XD All I can picture is Axel or Reno

The Bad Touch

"Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So... ]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17808278/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17808278/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:12:37 PDT
First up: Eddie Izzard (this is for you Papercutperfect!)

“If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.”

“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””

But then the Roman Empire fell like this- "oh shit". And we went into
what the historians called the Stupid Fucker period. Where everyone
was going -"er, I dunno. Is that a Roman road? Can we eat it?" Then
there was the dark Ages. " I can't even see you! Where are you?"

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"

˜Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.
"Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
“Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…”

“‘Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?”

“So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for fuck all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.”

Never put a sock in a toaster.”

“erformance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can
swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be
banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.
That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in
the distance.”

“And they always find in archeology “a series of small walls.” Every time, a series of small walls. Everywhere you go. “We’ve found a series of small walls, we’re very excited… I think this proves they had walls in olden days. They were very small, and… a series of small wall people.” And then someone comes along, very learned, with glasses, “Of course, the king and queen entertained here… 1,500 courtiers, and there were soldiers, 20,000 soldiers in this room, and elephants dancing hopscotch over there… A mad fiddler in this room, playing the banjo, buttocks and aqueducts into a heater…” And you’re just watching, and going, “You’re making this up, mate! You’re just pointing at a series of small walls, going, ‘there, there… Tutankhamen playing banjo in there…’ Don’t know if it’s true.”

“So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!”

I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!"

Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house
arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged
seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away... ]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17787647/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17787647/ Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:49:07 PDT
First up: Eddie Izzard (this is for you Papercutperfect!)

“If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.”

“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””

But then the Roman Empire fell like this- "oh shit". And we went into
what the historians called the Stupid Fucker period. Where everyone
was going -"er, I dunno. Is that a Roman road? Can we eat it?" Then
there was the dark Ages. " I can't even see you! Where are you?"

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"

˜Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.
"Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
“Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…”

“‘Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?”

“So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for fuck all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.”

Never put a sock in a toaster.”

“erformance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can
swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be
banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.
That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in
the distance.”

“And they always find in archeology “a series of small walls.” Every time, a series of small walls. Everywhere you go. “We’ve found a series of small walls, we’re very excited… I think this proves they had walls in olden days. They were very small, and… a series of small wall people.” And then someone comes along, very learned, with glasses, “Of course, the king and queen entertained here… 1,500 courtiers, and there were soldiers, 20,000 soldiers in this room, and elephants dancing hopscotch over there… A mad fiddler in this room, playing the banjo, buttocks and aqueducts into a heater…” And you’re just watching, and going, “You’re making this up, mate! You’re just pointing at a series of small walls, going, ‘there, there… Tutankhamen playing banjo in there…’ Don’t know if it’s true.”

“So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!”

I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!"

Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house
arrest, well done there... ]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17523345/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17523345/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:41:18 PDT
THE CAKE IS A LIE!! XD god speed giant companion cube!

so...me and my best friend decied that we would go in early on Saturday ( >< i had to frekin WORK ok Friday..DAMN YOU MIKE!!! ) so we got up at 4 FREKIN AM! and why? Cause were IDEOTS! XD the train didn't leave till 7! XD go us! >> and i spent the majority of the time trying to get my makeup right >< stupid lines!! and then around 6:30 we saw two boys around our age run across the parking lot to make it to the station XD and i was just like

"RUN!! YOU CAN DO IT! I BELEIVE IN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!" XD thay almost fell down they were laughing so hard!...that would of been...funny as hell! so anywhoo we get on the train and who is with us ^^ my Freind Dani and her friend from collage and who ar they? XD none other then ITACHI and SAUSKE!! XD awwwwwwwwww so CUTE! -.- the train ride was kinda boring. XD execpt for the fact that Dani kept taking my picture >< gr! i HATE having my picture taken!...ahhh well...O.O OH! OH! and who came on the train at a random stop? none other then CID AND YUFFIE!XD YAY! im like

"CID! YUFFIE!"

and the Cid goes

"Reno! Whats up man?" and highfived me! ^^ whoo!

So we got there and went into the line of DEATH!! >< i fely like CATTLE! XD although i can saftely say that the people behind and in front of me were amused! XD and they will never forget me! XD windows were fun to...ohhh the windows!! XD i hade two signs, and i kept them for 5 hours!, one said "Free Hugs" -.- got muled later on. and the second said "You Have Just Lost The Game" XD i loooooooooove windows! i dotn think iv ever RUINED so mau peoples day! XD ohhhhhhh the glares! the swears! the death threats! the running when i met them in the halls! XD i thought Roxas wa gonna KILL me! so we got to the room where there is ANOTHER cattle line -.- i wanted to moo i swear! XD the tape was funny though

"This is the line that never ends!"
"Send soap!"

XD and so on and so forth and then something EPIC happened! XD i was havign a conversation with a random person, like you do, and she mention something about pheonix downs XD and JUST so happened to be carry a TON of them in my pocket! so what did i do? i of COURSE whipped them out XD then it begun

"AND I WILL USE, A PHEONIX DOWN
SO WHEN I DIE! I WILL NOT FROWN!"

XD about 13 people started to sing ^^ im so proud of myself! i was handig thoes things out alllll weekend! so...after getting my regestraion thingy, Reno Strife for thoes who are DYING to know, and i wnt BACK to the cattle line with my "Free Hugs" sign XD before i even got in a security person was like
"ohhhhh free hugs...your gonna be very popular!"
XD and i WAS! I didnt even get three steps inside before three people come out of knowhere like

"OMG! FREE HUGS!" *GLOMP* XD it was GREAT! i walked up and down the line and got sooooooo many hugs!.....and thats where i went wrong....waht is the FIRST rule of carrying a 'Free Hugs' sign? NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN! and what did i do? -.- i let it down..........*BOOM!* at least FOUR or FIVE people got me a at once! XD all i felt was weight and all i saw were the flashes of cameras! Awsomness. they tried to take me down but i was just like
"FAIL!!"
and i bent over, bringing a couple of them with me! >< but my fun ended when some grouch ass told on me and they TOOK MA SIGNS!! >< fuck them! ^^ fun whail it lasted though!

and awwwwwwww i GOTTA mention this! ^^ the most ADORABLE part of the enitre convention was when i was walking back down the regestraion line to see my freinds and these two cute girls go "RENO!" i turn and they give me a big smile and a wave going "I LOVE YOU!" XD so of course i ran over and hugged them!

now...i dont want to write out EVERYTHING that happened to me caue that would be sooooo long...so ill recao my favorite moments instead!

- Standoff with a random Cloud: -.- and for me an EIPC FAIL! I was walking to the bathroom when suddenly our eyes met and we both stopped whtwe were doing and just LOOKED at each other XD i swear you could hear the wester music play. so...i whip out my homemade EMR ( a dollar squirtgun from the dollar tree spraypainted gray wiht gorillatae on it...acutally looked pretty good!) and i whirl it....-.-...theni droped it and it skidded across the floor XD FAIL! everyone laughed and im just like ">< SHUT UP!"

-Random Hall... ]]> ~Kigichi http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17205766/ http://Kigichi.deviantart.com/journal/17205766/ Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:46:45 PST
1. Do you like animals?
ALLLL ANIMALS!! XD especially snakes and cats!

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
NO! ^^ but hopefully I will this summer!

3. Are you athletic?
Not even a nonemeter of athleticness in my blood

4. Are you: thin, fat, athleticlly built etc:
I am LARGE and IN CHARGE!

5. How much do you weigh?
Im afraid to look

6. What's your height?
-.- 5'4 >< I WAS 5'5 last year DX I SHRUNK!

7. Shoe size?
5 to 51/2 depending on the type

8. Girls- are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
I am tomboy hear me ROAR!!...meow...

9. Guys- Are you girly, or guyish?
*belches*...escuse me what?

10. What car do you have?
I have a black 98 Traker also known as the "Box of Death" to my friends

11.When's your birthday?
July 23

12. Do you like to receive gifts?
HELL YA!!

13. Are you sociable?
very

14. Do you have many friends?
no

15. What's your race?
English, Danish (IM A PASTERY!) Dutch, and Scottish

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
Very much but i find texting more fun

17. Are you single or taken?
Single

18. Do you eat meat?
If i could that would be ALL i ate!

19. Are you paranoid?
Peek over my shoulder as im on the computr and find out

20. Do you read a lot?
Look anywhere in my room and you shall find 10-20 books just hanging around

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
Every kind! As long as it's good, I'll listen to it. I give everything a chance. ^^ Im my mind the cazier the music the better!

22. Do you play any instruments?
No but i want to learn the piano but im to frekin lazy

23. Do you collect things?
YAOI MANGA, Pokemon cards, Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and plushies

24.What's the meaning of life?
Bananas

]]> ~Kigichi