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Stolen from


Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blond - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total so far: $100


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $175


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $260


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $285


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $605


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1205

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1605


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2105


Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $3080

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[x] some- $750

Final Total: $3830

Goddamn that's more than my mom makes in a month. I'm so dropping that cashier position now. Who wants to go first? What are we even doing?



REPOST WITH TITLE:
“I cost $____ a night.”

]]> ~Kimbei http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/22385145/ http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/22385145/ Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:10:30 PST
1. Got my first car. A red Volvo. And it is Bad. Also, it can beat up Eddie Cullen's Volvo. <3

2. Landed first job ever, as a fucking bagger, when I was supposed to be a cashier, and my friend made them hire me. Woo hoo. I haaaaated it, and I sometimes miss it, because I can't hate any of my current co-workers/bosses. ;___;

3. Graduated High School from the shittiest district in the state. yay

4. Bought a laptop. Turns out this thing is shit, but I still love it. Also, Vista sucks.

5. Started college, started out working towards 13 hours of credit, only got 7 lol. Made a D in my "Art" class. Don't really care. It was only Art Appreciation/History. GPA is a C. whoooo~

6. Got a different job halfway through the college semester in a better environment. Better pay, discount, etc. Is awesome. Also, as cashier.

7. Learned some basic karate for my P.E. credit. I want to try it on someone for real. Badly.

8. My psych professor looked like a Jewish Mafia Don. That is, a Jew dressed like a swanky criminal. He was also almost completely insane. He was badass until the end when he disappointed us on the final exam. Too long to talk about.

9. That's all I can remember. I should note my memory is deteriorating, or so it would seem. Hey, I blame work for that. Take that mom. Don't try to tell me I was doing better last year at work when I feel sick at work now. I should see a Psychiatrist.





On another note, tagged indirectly by

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. (I cheated here lul)
Tag 3 people.



1.) Your name?
My name: a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance

lol

2.) Your age?
19: To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

wow....

3.) One of your friends?
.....Kamina. Yes, seriously.: Something shockingly beautiful; beauty which inspires awe and amazement.

Indeed. Do you see those eyelashes.

4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

I can't say I didn't see that one coming. :'D

5.) Favorite color?
Purple I guess: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Gimme dat shit.

6.) Birthplace?
Dallas, Texas: The most looked-down-on large city in Texas, Dallas has the highest crime rate of all the Top Ten Most Populated cities in America.

It's a miracle I made it out of the hospital alive.

7.) Month of your birth?
October: NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!

.....waht

8.) Last person you talked to?
Kamui: Kamui means "god" in Ainu language.
He is the person destined to decide the fate of the Earth. To rest it in the hands of the humans, so they can do whatever they wish, or, leave it to Nature, without humanity to destroy it.

Is always good to be on his good side.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Jesus (old self-established nickname is old): The dude who mows my lawn.

It's true.

And I tag some people who might actually read my journal. Since I don't know who that might be, I'll throw some out. You all have to if you read it. I'll hunt you.
http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/16128968/ Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:17:57 PST
Stole this from

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:

- Asuna Kimbei. Not my real one, but I'll never be famous, so you don't need to know it.

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

- Asuizzle. How do you pronounce that?

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

- Purple Capybara.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

- Kimas.

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink}

- Blue Lemonade, always fighting the evil forces of carbonation!

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

- Smelnabei. lol

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

- Lou Milo. Why does mom's middle name sound like a mans? >_>;

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

- Black Spartacus. I don't even know what to comment on that.

]]> ~Kimbei http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/15595729/ http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/15595729/ Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:23:35 PST

I could just pretend I never even read it to begin with....


1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
I don't talk to the mirror.

2. When is the next time you will make out?
Have you seen my retainer? My own saliva is disgusting enough, thanks.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?
Schmuck.

4. What's your favorite planet?
The Pluto Formerly Known As Planet. If you wanna get technical, it still is one.

5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?
Bill collector.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
The MIDI that sounds kind of like a mariachi band.

7. What shirt are you wearing right now?
A polo. That's all I own anymore. :[

8. What do you "label" yourself as?
Loser.

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Etnies.

10. Bright or dark room?
Bright, or I'll ruin my precious eyes trying to read.

11. What do you think about the person who last took the survey?
How am I supposed to know who did this last?

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
Am I even tired at this time?

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
"Text this promotion code now for 2 free extra minutes the next time you refill your Airtime! Standard text messaging fees may apply, etc...."

15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
"It's My Life." -Bon Jovi

16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
Dammit.

17. Who told you they loved you last?
One of my parents probably.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
My dog.

19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
Two.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
.........one?

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Un-conceived.

22. Your worst enemy?
The world. /wrist

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Beowulf. Go see this movie. In 3D.

24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
"She'll call back later..."

25. Do you love someone?
What is this 'love' you speak of?

26. Last song you listened to?
"U And Ur Hand." Art class, ha ha. Stupid celebrities stop using txt tlk for your song titles. It's NOT COOL.

27. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at what would you do?
Laugh and hope it was one of our soldiers doing the shooting to the outsourced tech support. Shoulda' learned better English, sweetheart.

28. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
I never go there.

29. What are your favorite Pjs?
Blue and purple striped bottoms, and whatever shirt I wore that day.

30. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
Keep my eyes on the road. e___e

31. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
No, I missed Haley's comet, all those many ten years ago, 'cause mom didn't wanna wake me up.

32. How old do you think you'll live to be?
However old I am when I die.

33. Your favourite website?
GameFAQs.com

34. List five things you want to do in your lifetime:
1) Graduate High School, College, and Graduate School without going broke.
2) Become a librarian.
3) Lead a presidential/vice presidential assassination squad if Her Royal Thighness, Hitlery Rotten Clinton gets elected.
4) Find my biological parents, for family medical history reasons at least. Will I get cancer? Diabeetus? Epilepsy?!?!?! Oh, wait..
5) Die old and arthritic.

35. What do you put on your hamburgers?
Everything but onions and mayonnaise.

36. Do you eat raw hot dogs?
Only when I'm in a hurry to go somewhere.

37. Do you like sushi?
Kinda, only tried it once though, and it wasn't even real sushi. Pre-cooked imitation crab, baby!

38. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
Depends on what kind.


TAGGING:
Everyone who reads my entries who hasn't done it yet.

]]> ~Kimbei http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/14193302/ http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/14193302/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:28:07 PDT


The rules are:

1. Post these rules.
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves.
2. Tags should write a journal/blog of these facts.
4. At the end of the post, 8 or more persons are tagged and named.
5. Go to their page and leave them a comment telling them they're tagged.

(Sorry, CAN'T FOLLOW THESE. [: )



Eight Random Facts About Me:

1. I like broccoli, spinach, eggplant, and just about every other vegetable most people hate.
2. I read for fun.
3. Imma intentionally skip school without an excuse for the first time this year. (Hopefully)
4. I hate trying to think of weird stuff about me for strangers to read who don't really give a damn.
5. Eh....
6. Uh....
7. I kick chihuahuas on a daily basis.
8. It's usually by accident.

Tags:
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GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

]]> ~Kimbei http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/13264398/ http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/13264398/ Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:14:16 PDT al-ka-lo-sis n. pathologically

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
I hit a wall.

3.What was the last thing you watched on TV?
Some crap about fake ghosts.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:00

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:09. Well, I normally get up later than that. >>

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Hairdryer

7. When did you last step outside ? What were you doing ?
Yesterday. Walking the dog.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The homepage of DA.....

9.What are you wearing?
t-shirt and pajama bottoms

10. Did you dream last night ?
I forget.

11.When did you last laugh?
This weekend.

12.What are on the walls in the room you are in?
Shelves, calendar, normal closet stuff.....

13.Seen anything weird lately?
People at Cons.

14.What do you think of this quiz ?
Why?

15.What is the last film you saw?
Uh....the original Night of the Living Dead.

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
All the celebrities in existence. More money.

17.Tell me something about you I don’t know.
I'm violent and abusive. Ask my family.

18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
I'd kill everyone I deem unfit to live, including chihuahuas.

19.Do you like to dance ?
No.

20.George Bush:
What about?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you call her?
Discriminated.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you call him?
Selfish pig.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
What?

24.What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Good news: I'm not sending you to Hell."

25.Tag six people who must also do this in their journal:
Everyone who watches me.

]]> ~Kimbei http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/13150739/ http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/13150739/ Wed, 30 May 2007 12:14:37 PDT • Are you available?: No.
• What is your age?: 2007
• What annoys you?: Countless.

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: No.
• When is your birthday?: 10.02

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Milky Way Midnight and Haribo Gold Bears
• Crush?: What do you care?
• When was the last time you cried?: Two weeks ago for 3 days straight when my dogs eye was gouged out.

D
• Do you daydream?: Pah, nothing else to do here.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Most kinds, but the bigger ones appeal to me more since they're closer to my size.
• What day of the week is it?: Wednesday.

E
• How do you like your eggs?: Dead.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yep.
• Ever pet an elephant?: I wish.

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: Yep
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: What?
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yep

G
• Do you chew gum?: No
• Do you like gummy candies?: Yep
• Do you like gory movies?: Only if it looks really fake. >>

H
• How are you?: N00B!
• What color is your hair?: Lioght Brown

I
• What’s your favorite ice cream?: Mint Chocolate Chip, or any Baskin Robins
• Have you ever ice skated?: No.
• Ever been in an igloo?: XD Yeah, actually, I have.

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Grape.
• Have any jewelry?: Who doesn't?

K
• Who do you want to kill?: Hilary Clinton
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yeah
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Yeah

L
• Are you laid back?: Kinda
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers look cooler, but....Simba. T__T
• Do you like black licorice?:

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: The Lion King
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: What the Hell is that?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Circuit City and Barnes and Noble

N
• Do you have a nickname?: Yes
• Whats your favorite number?: 9^Infinity. I want that much money.
• Do you prefer night or day?: Evening

O
• What's your one wish?: None-ya.
• Are you an only child?: No
• Do you like the color orange?: Not generally speaking

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT! x_O
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: No

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Yes.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Yes.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: Oddly enough, yes.

R
• Do you think you're always right?: Yes.
• Do you watch reality TV?: No.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun.
• Do you like snow?: Yeah
• Whats your favorite season(s)?: Summer, can't beat our Texas heat. :]

T
• What time is it?: 2:07
• How many times a day do you brush your teeth?: -__-

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No.
• How many uncles do you have?: At least one.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: I dunno, I kinda like 'em. >>
• Are you a virgin?: AND WILL HAPPILY DIE ONE.

W
• What's your worst habit?: Slacking off
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No, never been to Holland

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yeah
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Yeah

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Not generally speaking
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Yeah...>>

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: It's all either coincidence or propaganda.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Year of the Snake and Libra
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: The zoo.....I remember the zoo....:]

]]> ~Kimbei http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/12728145/ http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/12728145/ Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:21:57 PDT Jesus Christ

2) What are your favorite colors?
Indigo, Violet, Blue, Green, and just about anything else not Red-Yellow

3) What kinds of Anime do you like?
One that have a plot written to completion before they start making it.

4) What do you usually do when you get bored?
Tough it out 'til I get home.

5) What is your favorite soda?
No. Just no.

6) What kind of guys/girls do you like?
Guys are jerks and girls are unattractive, so....guys who aren't jerks? HA HA HA....ha. Fat chance.

7) What would you do if your brother or sister bothers you?
Hit 'em. :]

8) What's your favorite animal?
Most of them, except for monkeys.

9) What time do you go to bed?
Does that mean what time I actually get in the bed, or what time I actually fall asleep?

10) What is your favorite day of the week?
Friday afternoon.

11) What kinds of stuff do you do on the weekends?
Anything but what I'm supposed to do.

12) What job would you want when you're older?
That one job where you do stuff with books...you know.....that one.

13) What are some things that you liked in the past?
Barbies, ponies, etc. but not baby doll things.

14) What is your favorite body part?
BRAIN

*****

(The 'HOW's)

15) How many fan characters do you have?
Don't ask me to remember all that. ><

16) How do you say your username backwards?
Iebmik

17) How old are you?
2007

18) How good can you draw?
You be the judge of that

19) How long can you run?
What?

20) How tall are you and your main fan character?
5' 10" and 6' 0"

21) How many languages can you speak? Can you try them?
7. Hello, Holla, Bonjour, Konnichiwa, Ellohay, Rammu, Gutentaug (sp?).


22) How many Anime DVDs do you have?
3

23) How many years have you liked Sonic?
Sonic ? #1

24) How many times do you play Sonic games?
Sonic ? #2

25) How many pets do you have so far?
2 dogs, 1 bird

*****

(The 'WHO's)

26) Who is your favorite DA Family member?
Hate family

27) Who is your most favorite dubbed Anime actor?
You mean VOICE ACTOR?

28) Who do you want to be if you were in an Anime Cosplay Convention?
Jesus

29) Who are your favorite Sonic characters?
Sonic ? #3

30) There is no 30.
Yes there is.

31) Who do you usually play with, if he/she comes over to your house?
How old did I just say I was?

32) Who do you want to be like?
Thats.......confidential.

List ten things that bring you joy, then tag ten more people to do the same.

1. This
2. Question
3. Makes
4. No
5. Sense
6. With
7. Only
8. 10
9. Blanks
10. For 20 answers.

33) List one interesting fact about yourself:
No one reads my journal, yet I continue to update it.


*****

(The 'OTHER's)

33) Have you ever made your own Sonic Heroes team of your own fan characters?
Sonic ? #4

34) Do you have any websites?
No

35) Have you called your friends on the phone or cell phone?
What the hell?

36) Where do you want to live when you grow up?
In a condo in Dallas

37) Have you done anything bad in the past?
No, I'm Jesus. :]

38) If your computer has problems, what would you do?
Kick it, then run MacAfee for about five minutes, then restart the computer before it finishes scanning because I'm impatient. Then run it again.

39) Name your favorite sport
Headhunting

]]> ~Kimbei http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/12326350/ http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/12326350/ Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:21:54 PDT 1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
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1. Do you like animals?
Yes.

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
Not to my knowledge.

3. Are you athletic?
I actually probably would be if I hadn't grown up in a sports hating family and didn't have asthma.

4. Are you: thin, fat, athletically built etc:
Twig

5. How much do you weigh?
130-ish.

6. What's your height?
5' 10"

7. Shoe size?
10

8. Girls - are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
(Normal? ) A little of both though I tend to lean towards tomboy most of the time.

10. How old are you?
No one needs to know

11. When is your birthday?
In October

12. Do you like to receive giftart?
If I say yes, fate says I'll never get any. No. :]

13. Are you sociable?
Not so much.

14. Do you have many friends?
I have lots of 'allies'.....and a few real friends

15. What's your race?
I out white myself. :]

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
I used to, but apparently people didn't like talking to me and the urge just...kind of....died. ><

17. Are you single or taken?
Single with no immediate plans to change

18. Do you eat meat?
Yes, lots.

19. Are you paranoid?
Uh, a little I guess.

20. Do you read a lot?
Too much.

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
Yeah, whatever my song of the hour is. I do have a fondness for instrumentals with electric guitars and choirs in the background singing in Latin. o.o

22. Do you play any instruments?
Not anymore.

23. How long have you been drawing?
Ugh, since my mom forced me to learn how to hold a pencil at age 3 and then forced me to draw. ><

24. What's the meaning of life?
42

25. Now tag five of your friends! They MUST take this quiz and post it in their journal

Hmm. Can't think of that many, but Axil-chan will have to for not finishing our trade.

Yeah, I don't know how to make the links. ><

]]> ~Kimbei http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/11329759/ http://Kimbei.deviantart.com/journal/11329759/ Fri, 05 Jan 2007 20:30:34 PST
N-E-way, like the title said, I think you all know I got the tablet, but now I got a new computer to go with it, and I havent been this happy since I was about 5.

]]> ~Kimbei