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ANYWAY. If you were wondering, the PRB stands for the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood, as anybody who has been watching DESPERATE ROMANTICS will know. Now, I loved the PRB before they were cool and in the depths of my gallery there is a whole heap of crap inspired by them. And now they have thier own series! DANG, I'm in the mood to do some casual film and television reviewing, of the extra enthusiastic kind!

OH MY, IT'S LIKE ALL MY BIRTHDAYS AND CHRISTMAS ROLLED INTO ONE.


What's that BBC? Pretty artists in colourful waistcoats, talking about how beautiful redheads are? No, think I'll give that a miss...

Yeees. Well it's very nice, not exactly historically accurate (WHERE IS FORD MADOX BROWN?) and rather like a soft porn film with paintings, but it's fun and colourful and has a catchy themetune, horaay! Plus it fills in all the scandals and personalities that the history books just refer to shamefully. Better than The Tudors anyway, that looks SHITE.



AND I WENT TO SEE HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE.



Now a lot of people don't like this film because they think the most important issue in filmaking is to STICK EXACTLY TO J.K. ROWLING'S SACRED PLOT. Because films like The Shining, Bram Stoker's Dracula and Lord Of The Rings never EVER changed anything from the books they were based on. Hmm? I thought it was a very good film despite the changes, probably one of the best in terms of acting and the things that actually matter in the movies. Just another two films to go now, I'm counting down the days I really am.


Draco was definately shagging that vanishing cabinet.

Not that I'm saying it's perfect, obviously nothing beats curling up with a HP book and there were some pretty straaange directorial choices. THE CORNFIELD SCENE, JUST WHY? More getting funky with the Pensieve would have been nice! Ginny's acting is akin to some trees I have met and I still can't see Gambon as Dumbledore. Blah blah, blah blah blah oh I'm just happy it's out already and Snape looks practically strokable.

Well yes, reviews aside I've been having an incredibly laid back summer, lots of lazing around, the occasional night out on the piss with friends and holidays to Wales, lovely! Even more laid back now that my job has vanished, booo.

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOM. He's the best.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!
*KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/25072536/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/25072536/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:23:51 PDT
20. Doesn't that sound fucking old. Practically dead. Anyway.

GUESS WHERE I WENT.



Rome, yes. Great ice cream. Not so great a policy on vandalism, graffiti and dirt. Google 'The Capuchin Crypt' if you want to see the best thing in Rome without going there, that place actually made my JAW DROP.

Also went to Bearded Theory festival in Derbyshire, with my fella. There was a small tornado and as a result the main stage looked like this.



WHOOPS.

What else have I been doing? Not that much to be blatently honest, although there was a really good exhibition on in White Cube, London. Also visited Camden Market for the first time ever, what a dream, I'm going back there just before I move into MY NEW HOUSE. Will be living in a charming 4-bed in the heart of Nottingham, what a big city yuppie I am.



Art is going well at the moment, have made a hefty bunch of films that I'll try to upload from DVD. COAL PEOPLE, SHINY PEOPLE, OVER EAGER, MY SON, CAMILLA and MAGIC ROUNDABOUT may all see the light of day at some point.

And I might do some bloody DRAWING over the holidays too.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!
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The course is brilliant, we meet real artists, have heated critical discussions and are pretty much left to do WHATEVER WE WANT. I'm doing voyerism, literally. Of course people know I'm taking photos and filming them. Of course of course. Very, very happy with how my work is going, want to start using proper film soon; I have bought an ancient Super 8 camera to play with. 20 quid for 3 minutes of film, credit crunch, what credit crunch? Sickening I know, but I better make the most of these years while I still have a stonking great loan.

Lets face it, after I graduate I'm going to starve. In the meantime I am having a bloody good time, seeing new art and going to all the gallery openings, nobbing with all the Fine Art nobs, trying to define pretentious.


Here I am with one of my works, I call it 'Metal Box', because it's a metal box.

Having a bit of time on my hands, I decided to WATCH THE BBC'S VERSION OF 'GORMENGHAST'. Sarrin, cover your eyes, I am very sorry. I know I'm a bit biased having read the books about 78634125381383 times, but I felt like ripping my own brain out whilst watching. It was a technicolour nightmare, the script was like 'Gormenghast, for stupid people.' and JRM plays Steerpike with as much icy subtlety as a big brick of ham. Just embarassing really. One day, even if it's made on the budget of a packet of crisps, I will film my own version of Gormenghast. Promise.

OR DAVID LYNCH COULD DO IT. YEEEEEEES.


What do you think Coop? I think I'll have more coffee.

I have been watching his cult 90's telly series 'Twin Peaks' for so long now that it's embedded in my brain. When I look in the mirror I see BOB, I am that addicted. Ho ho ho, that was an in-joke, go and watch it; you too will know the joy of backwards speaking, dancing dwarves and owls that are not what they seem. Lynch is my new favourite, favourite director at the minute, I want to BE him for frick's sake. Hey, maybe I'm on the way, he started his career doing weird Fine Art videos too. Ooooo. Please have a look at his films; the darkest, nastiest corners of your brain will thank you forever and ever and ever. But don't watch 'Eraserhead' when your alone, it does strange things to your state of conciousness.



For Christmas I got some exciting blue boots, Lush products, a whole shelf's worth of books and lots of Hitchcock. Amongst the books I got the infamous Alan Moore's 'Lost Girls', which is 10% graphic novel and 90% porrrrn. Think The Wizard of Oz, Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland only with the charachters shamelessly bonking eachother, and you have some idea of what it's like. Lovely Tom has been a lovely and bought me SPORE, which I love, even though I feel like crying if I accidentally extinct a species. IT'S NOT EVEN REEEAL!

If that is not a good enough update on my life, below is a link of me singing my favourite song. Low by Flo Rider. You can see the enjoyment in my face.

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND THOSE BOOTS WITH THE FURRRR.

Goodbye, I will try to upload more things soon, it could be quite a mixture. I have photography, Gormenghast fanart and CD cover illustrations all on the way, so stay tuned. Although DA has absolutely NO relation to what's going on in the real Art World, I still like it here.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!
http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/20466728/ Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:29:42 PDT
Now I work in an recruitment agency, which is like a real job only with less respect and commitment. So far I've been a temp at waitressing and warehouse packing, yippee. I wish I'd stayed at home, it's rubbish. But I'm slightly richer now.



BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A JOB
-weddings and wedding guests
-burns
-the constant fear of dropping food over someone's lap/head/wedding dress
-putting small boxes into bigger boxes, and nobody knows why
-walking through leftover food sludge
-the leprosy, I had beautiful hands and now look at them
-the exhaustion
-being stuck in a warehouse full of men's shoes, which are really boring
-everything

GOOD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A JOB
-THE MONEY
-I got to dress like a waitress and work in a nice house


But won't be doing it much longer! University soon! I am terrified. Next time I write on here I'll probably be living off beans on toast. Hopefully I will meet a bunch of crazy fine artists and we'll start a revolution.

Went on my hols a while ago too, and I went HERE!



Artist Damien Hirst's trendy restaurant, it was in the Devon seaside town we stayed in. Ooo la la. We could afford a few glasses of wine and an oyster, and that was all. I hope that one day I'm as disgustingly rich as him. It rained the entire week, what the fucking fuck is wrong with the weather? Ate my own body weight in fudge.

I also went to Wales to meet my better half's family, we went camping. Well, we stayed in a tent on the garden. Had the most brilliant boat race, my boat got lost though. It was an egg.



Read Mr Pye, it's a really good book. Managed to get the DVD from Sebastian Peake too, but I was almost more excited by the fact I have a handwritten note from MERVYN PEAKE's son. WOOHOO! I might get it framed.



That is pretty much everything I've been doing, although I am hungover, half asleep and have probably forgotten all the interesting details.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!
http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/19515375/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:49:51 PDT
Havn't updated anything on DA for months, I am sorry! It's not because I've been busy, it's because I am lazy and a big crap. I've now finished my course (with a Merit, woo) and have been looking for a job for the last couple of weeks.

No luck though, as I am actually qualified for nothing! Who would have thought artists would be out of work eh?



Last month was the FINAL SHOW, which was exhausting but strangely rewarding. My final piece (a film about fear) terrified a few small children, so that made the long, hard slog of making it all worthwhile. Last time I wrote on here I promised to upload all my films, and I have! On YouTube... Eventually I will upload them all onto DA, but gradually as I can't make any more until October. Promise.




I get the feeling my parents don't think film is a proper art form, they keep hinting that they want me to 'do paintings'. I think they are worried I will starve, if I don't make solid work that I can put a price tag on.

They are probably right, my films are hideous, but it's not like I'm going to forget how to paint.

I'm moving to Nottingham in October, living in university halls, next to a brewery! Can't describe how terrified I am! Hooray! Hopefully the nightlife will rock my socks off, but won't half miss going down Mansfield with these guys.


(contrary to my expression, I really enjoy our nights out)

For my 19th birthday, luverly Tom got me a TATTOO! I feel like a real woman now. It's ivy leaves on the top of my arm, reminds me of my favourite things: green, nature, old buildings and Gormenghast. It's a blast.

If you can't guess, I have started reading Mervyn Peake's 'Titus Groan' again! HOOOWWWAAHH! I bloody love it, it's like coming home. If home was a huge decaying castle, filled with ugly mad people. I'm doing some fanart, because when I read the Gormenghast trilogy it sends me a bit strange. And I can't believe what a prat I am for missing THIS.


(Fuchsia's loving it)

A David Glass Ensemble theatre production, sigh. And this all-girls one looks insane, just CLICK the link and look at the madness! Just shows you what you miss when you don't keep tabs on your interests. Baww.



Got a new subscription, but Version 6 of DA is the bane of my life. WHY YOU NO WORK? Oh, it's because your crap.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!
*KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/18067237/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/18067237/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:12:49 PDT
I'm glad I never have to do another university interview, it's 20 minutes I'd rather forget. Most of it was taken up with trying to get my bastard DVD to work, and staring blankly in horror as I tried to explain my art, feeling like a right old twat. But I can be smug now and make you vomit. Hurrah.



Now I can spend the next 3 years 'finding myself', being a Fine Artist ponce, poncing around with other Fine Artist ponces and slowly turn into Tracey fucking Emin.


(Tracey Emin, being an artist)

I can't wait.

Amazingly, I don't just make shitty fanart. I make shitty films and shitty REAL art as well. Making films is my pash at the mo, I want to be the next Jan Svankmajer and I've finally got an invite to the DA film gallery, YES! Expect some films up soon, they're mostly weird arty stop motion stuff, but don't be put off, you can laugh at me as plasticine crawls up my nose.


(me, almost looking like Tracey Emin, covered in emulsion and all kinds of crap, about 10 seconds before the damn plasticine goes up my nose)

OH THE CRAZY CRAZY WORLD OF FINE ART!



Amidst doing my major project, which is all about FEAR and very typical indeed, I have been going 'clubbing' quite a bit. Ugh. I hang with my artist mates and we do artist dancing. I now know all the lyrics to Flo Rida's 'Low' and sing them on a regular basis.

Home life is good! Me and Tom had a barbie the other night, I am so happy the weather is getting nicer again, and we've discovered the local pub does kareoke! So I can progress from Singstar now. I'm still not sure if I want to leave home when I go to uni, but I need to choose soon. I'd be living in Nottingham so there is a large chance I will get shot. With an arrow. LOL.



Hmm, yeah.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!
*KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/16896667/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/16896667/ Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:21:55 PST


The film has a great plot, it's a man is wronged, man meets woman, man kills man, woman turns dead man into a meat pie kind of film. Very uplifting. Sweeney is the hero of the piece, he enjoys revenge, revenge and singing about revenge.

I really enjoyed it, but with Tim Burton, bloody good actors, singing and pie I couldn't not enjoy it.



My favourite bit had to be the line "I'LL STEAL YOU JOANNA", sung many times by the sailor boy. I think he was going to steal her in the big bag he was carrying. What a lovely voice he had too! Here is my professional musical opinion on everyone's singing.

Johnny Depp: Looks like a pirate, sings like a pirate.
Helena I have many last names: Sounds like she'd just swam the channel.
(I'll steal you) Joanna: You warble like a 60 year old woman.
Toby: I CAN ONLY SING ONE SONG LOLOL.
Alan Rickman: 0_0

Really liked the songs too, they were very fitting. But I can only remember the one about stealing Joanna.



I also went to Paris to see lots of art. Looked forward to seeing some Edvard Munch and it turned out to be a painting of a tree. ARGGHHHEEEEE.

_

Paris is quite nice if you like the occasional lovely building amidst a city that's basically a massive, filthy Nottingham.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!


And finally, the barber with the joyous expression.



Yes Sweeney, your knives love you too.

Edited pics, in Scraps. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/16444730/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/16444730/ Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:05:07 PST
_

Anyway my Christmas was nice. Apart from the last episode of Robin Hood of course. My happy face watching, as Robin and Marian finally start getting married, it gradually turning to an expression of horror as GUY FRICKING STABS MARIAN AND SHE DIES IN ROBIN'S ARMS.

WHAT IS THIS BBC? THIS IS ROBIN HOOD! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BATSHIT INSANE MIND?

We have Eastenders for giving us a miserable Christmas, why, why, why do you have to kill the best thing in that series and make lovely Guy a Marian-murderer?


DEAD

I would've been more surprised if Robin had died, and Guy and Marian had walked off into the sunset. Infact I pretty much hoped that. But NO. BBC had to bloody spoil it for everyone, didn't they.


MURDERING TWAT

But all is not lost. It could be an amazing plot-device and RH could wake up from a horrible nightmare. Or something.



Last week I dressed up as Robin Hood for an art project, I even drew on a little beard. I spent a whole week making a craptastic silent movie and running around the college like a fool, robbing from the supplies and giving to poor art students. It won me £25 english pounds. Huzzah.

And Tom's cat was on heat, we thought she was in labour and kept squeezing her.

Yes. I have a most interesting existance. Next month I'm off to France to see The Mona Lisa and try to find Mary Magdalene underneath the Louvre.

I may post some art on here this year.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!
]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/15577676/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/15577676/ Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:46:04 PST

It deserves it's own journal entry, I shall review this brilliant, brilliant film! Beowulf is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. EVER. WITH TEN EXCLAIMATION MARKS. XD

Like 300, it comes from Brian Blessed's School of Acting, which means that everybody TALKS LIKE THIS. And this time it's the story of a brave warrior, who looks like a Dane, fights like a Dane and has the accent of Phil Mitchell from Eastenders. His vocabulary consists of "that's bootiful", "monsta" and "I AM BEOWULF", which he says at least 372671827 times throughout the film. Even as a replacement for the traditional warcry of "AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH".


Although it was a step up from Grendel, the monsta, I had no fucking idea what he was saying throughout the film... Except for, ironically, "Beowulf". He also has the magical powers to turn every place he attacks into a rave party.

DO NOT SEE THIS FILM IF YOUR EPILEPTIC, YOU WILL MOST CERTAINLY DIE. OR IF YOUR UNDER 12. THE RATING IS A LIE.



Angelina Jolie plays herself, seducing men and collecting MOAR AND MOAR CHILDREN. She has 100 shots of her face doing exactly the same thing, is naked and does a strange rotating thing like she's on some kind of Beowulf carousel.

The Silver Surfer is also in it, only he's gold.

I also believe strongly that the makers of this film have never, ever met a woman. Beowulf's wife and mistress trying to save eachother from a dragon? HAVE YOU NO IDEA?! They'd be sprinkling eachother with salt and handing it a bloody fork!

But yes, I loved Beowulf as a film. Especially the 12 naked scenes with tastefully placed weapons/flames/extra's heads to hide his erm...golden horn.

Go see it, it's like Shrek's violent, bad-mouthed big brother.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!


And not forgetting.

... ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/15475071/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/15475071/ Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:39:32 PST WILL get back to submitting fanart and comics instead of my boring college work. Tis the assessment this week, so I have a sliver of spare time to draw my beloved cartoons.



Perhaps some more Snape art, muahaha.

I've been out and about a bit, was half-term the other week and I went to Whitby, England's GOTH-MECCA. I visited a day before the famous 'Gothic Weekend', but there were already hundreds of them there! Like a bloody sea of black it was! They looked freaking wonderful too, I felt the nostalgia and ended up spending a ridiculous amount of money on velvet finery. Ah. Don't get me started on my Halloween costume.


As well as All Hallows I went out with Dean (AlkalineDio) to Ilkeston fair, I havn't been swung around on a pant-wettingly horrible ride in ages. Bonfire night was cool too, my mister was amazed by my hideous scone-making skills and we watched everybody elses fireworks. Ha.

College is going well. My Life Drawing tutor called me 'Burne-Jones' the other day, cor what a compliment!




The BBC Robin Hood series excites me way too much. I talk so much during watching it that my mum has started writing down the things I say. Here are my actual words.

"Oh it's Guy."
"He's so beautiful."
"Robin, you twat."
"Look at that gaze, oh he's beautiful int he?"
"He's gorgeous. Just WOW. Cor Blimey."
"Alan the twit, Alan the twit."
"It's so silly!"

Christ. 0_0

But aye, all is good! Thanks for all the faves on my Snape comic, I think I've now added every SS artist that I can find. Even Snapesnogger... It's also me and my beloved Tom's ONE YEAR anniversary of luuurve today, hurrahs! Unless mum shows him my Robin Hood quotes anyway! XD

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!


SHRIGLEY. WOO.

http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/15058024/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:11:06 PDT tired I could keel over!



Has been a busy and shattering month. I'm finally settling into my art course now, and have decided that:

a) I hate printmaking.
b) I hate creating backgrounds.
c) I cannot sculpt for shit.
d) I love, love, LOVE life drawing.

Like THIS much.

I really could sketch and shade naked people all day long. It's the only section of the course where I can look at my resulting work and think "Oh my Natalie, I could kiss these hands" and feel genuinely proud of what I've produced.

Still feel a bit cursed in everything else though. I'm a bit of a walking disaster and often miss the point entirely. Hmm.

Also have a LOT of work. Bleeughh.



Out of college I've been doing a bit of socialising, was Matt's (SadandDrunk) birthday the other week, which was bloody brilliant! We got kicked out of Wetherspoons (because somebody invited a bunch of underage emos), accidentally smashed about 17620 glasses and ended up dancing to beatboxing chavs and Mika songs. Futhermore, we made friends with some policemen outside Tesco. Huzzah!



Went to the Matlock Bath Illuminations this weekend, what a blast from the past! There were many Jedis there. Yes. And mister Tom's got two new byooooooootiful pussies called Tiger and erm, Squashface. They are lovely!

Anyways, toodle pip. Off to watch the wonderful Robin Hood.

GLORIOUS PEOPLE!


http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/14576868/ Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:00:01 PDT


Dunno how much of my new work I'll be able to put on here, everything has now progressed to A1 size paper or 3D models so I feel pretty lost. Hehe, can you tell I hate change? XD

Hopefully I'll get into the swing of things though!

Everything else is pretty cool, Tom's lovely, my mates are lovely and I can still draw my daft comics and hentai if all else fails. I COULD EVEN DO A PROJECT ON IT! I'M AN ART STUDENT NOW, EEEEEEEEE, HENTAI FOR EVERYONE!!!

And yeah I got tagged by . Grrr.

The rules are:
1-post these rules
2-each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3-tags should write a journal/blog of these facts
4-at the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named


MY AMAZING RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MEEEE.

1. If I go through any kind of crisis in life I hide in my room and read the Harry Potter series. Oh dear.
2. I've had 7 hamsters.
3. My clothes are either hand-me-downs from hippies, festival bargains or Nomads Clothing.
4. I've had unhealthy attractions to fictional charachters since I can remember.
5. I met my boyfriend Tom whilst playing a Dungeons & Dragons type game. Years before this I stalked him.
6. I sung in a band for a while, we did 2 gigs and recorded an album.
7. Rolf Harris once told me off for taking a photo of him. XD
8. I've wanted to be a cartoonist since forever.

I TAG.



Phew, there ya go.



]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/14375284/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/14375284/ Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:41:34 PDT


Some of the top names in graphic novels have got their work on display there. Posy Simmonds, Daniel Clowes and Crumb to name a few! BLIMEY! I was gobsmacked and humbled. My Dad (and a lot of angry, angry, angry parents) however, didn't like it very much. The visitors book had some very flowery language.

What did people expect? There was a bloody SEXUAL AND ADULT CONTENT notice on the door! Did they think their toddlers were wandering round a Spiderman exhibition? Rant rant rant.



Anyways, it's kickstarted my interest in comics and graphic novels in a big way. WOO.

So expect me to submit some in the near future. It's a hell of a lot more interesting than my project anyway, jeeeeezus. Got my A-Level results back the other day too. ABCD. Ha, it's got a ring to it at least. I'm desperately hoping my new course will actually be the kind of art that doesn't send me to sleep.



Was my lurver Tom's birthday this weekend! Yay! I bought him some magnetic poetry hehe, it's brilliant, the smut you can write with that stuff. We also went to CORP in Sheffield, I've never seen so many anorexic Goth girls in corsets in all my life. 0_0

That's my rant over for today! It's been a right angsty journal entry! I'm feeling angry and pubescent today, grr. XD

Snape hasn't come back to life yet. Bah.

]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/13998977/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/13998977/ Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:26:00 PDT


Sadistic woman, how could you do this! First SIRIUS, my favourite character until you sent him on his way, you kill off by pushing through a bloody curtain and now...

Snape.

That wonderful creature of the night, the only fictional character I have ever ACTIVELY SEACHED for dirty fanfiction for, the man who you knew I would tear my freaking hair out over if you laid your cruel literary finger on him!



ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OK, OK, I'm cool I'm fine. He's just DEAD that's all, just been viciously slaughtered by a dirty great snake that's all. Just had to bear the unbelievable pain of unrequited love all of his life, THAT'S ALL. I don't think I've ever cried so much over a book in my life...

Yes, anyway. Snaaape.

I read Harry Potter this month (if you can tell), got it at midnight the 21st from Asda because I am so hardcore. It was very good, apart from the horrific part where my favourite beloved character DIES. Liked the new film, Order O' The Pheonix, didn't think it was as good as the third though.

But it had Sirius in it, and I was too busy staring at his gorgeous mustachioed face and snappy clothes to care.

I also liked the bit where Snape and Harry are talking about penetrating eachother('s minds) and Harry protests "But we've been at it all night sir!". Proving that Jade1x2.com is right in it's suspicions. Aaah, it's because of Harry's eyes...

*reaches for the tishues*

Poor Snape, I feel obliged now to draw fanart and write emo poetry about him now. Hooked nosed, greasy haired sex kitten that he is.

Bah.

]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/13481544/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/13481544/ Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:40:27 PDT


Had a bloody good time actually! Saw a hearty bunch of bands, some amazing (Marylin Manson and Dragonforce, I mean you) and some shite (My Chemical Romance, I mean you).



The weather was shockingly hot and I and Mister Tom spent a lot of time lounging around in fields having a lovely snooze, aaaah! Did a bit of shopping too, found some FAR OUT MAAAN hand-painted hoodies and bought some "Sterling Silver" tat that turned my hand green. Grr.

Crusty jugglers.

Obviously the best bit was the muuuuuuuusic and as well as watching old Brian Warner singing down a big knife and falling madly in love with the lead singer of Dragonforce (in all his piratey goodness...bowackachickapow) I remember seeing this bunch! Blimey!

Ill Nino
Buckcherry
Papa Roach
Aiden
Slayer
Wolfmother
Velvet Revolver
Hinder
30 Seconds To Mars
Devil Driver



I wish I'd seen more of the bands there, had to go home the Sunday for an exam (ARGH) and I couldn't get that close to anyone as being under 5 foot tall has disadvantages at rock festivals. Tom had to physically drag me out of Devil Driver when the pit started. XD

And I peeked at My Chemical Romance, to watch them get bottled with piss. Ahahahahahahaha.

Continuing with SWEET MUSIC I and the guys finally got to record our school talent-show winning version of Velvet Revolver's Slither, at Nottingham's Confetti studios, yaaaaaay! And all for freeeeeeeeeee! Didn't sound too bad and should be getting the CD soonish.

MySpace Music here we come.

Anyways, went for my art course open day today and was terrified.
Everything must be done on a FUCKING HUGE scale and with crazy materials like blood and jelly, I don't think decent drawings are going to save me now.

Eek.

My scanner has broken, that is not good. I have got some pictures up via the school ones though, so there are still new things waiting for comments. And I've now made prints available of some stuff, buy them and they'll make your house a home.

]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/13161368/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/13161368/ Thu, 31 May 2007 08:27:57 PDT

Got absolutely disgustingly drunk on wine, beer and a GIANT Blue Lagoon cocktail, whatever that was. I spent a lot of the night singing badly, eating cake and retching over a toilet bowl. Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeee!



Was a good weekend, saw all my nearest and dearest friends and lurver and as well as my birthday it was also and 's, hurrah! Remember something about a tent and a field and a BBQ, blimey. ^_^

I now have a little green baby known as an iPod Nano, I am AS WE SPEAK violating it with Gorillaz and Radiohead, muahahahaaa!

And alas, the legend that was Ziggy the hamster/bitchface has died...but I've got a new one, yay! This one is small and white and has a love of human flesh. Ouch.



Havn't posted anything on here, but believe me, I've never done so much art and generally work as recently. Had my A-Level art exam the other day and my gawd it was exhausting. I made a little garden with some gnomes in it. Exams, exams and more exams. Bollocks.

So yeeeeeesh, I've bought a couple of canvases and I intend to fill them and pop them on here dammit.

Cheerioooooooos.

The last Pirates Of The Carribean film made NO SENSE WHATSOEVER but I liked the bit with all the Jacks. Mmm.

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Since I last wrote I've wandered around Leeds in a pack of 30, pub-crawling, and in fancy dress. It was a great night, I felt like a big girl and got to be Jack Sparrow's (alright, it was Tom in eyeliner, but just as good) bitch for the night! *drools*

I obviously went as Elizabeth, after a decent fucking meal.

Had the Easter holidays, or rather the JESUS DIED FOR YOU, YOU SCUM holidays, and I went to bonny Scotland again! It was all good, saw lots of sheep and sheep and sheep and sheep. And sheep. Aaah, I love Scotland.

The amount of work I have to do this month is abominable.

Luckily I've got a place on the Art and Design Foundation Degree course now, which is a year-long orgy of experimentation and exhaustion before I'm carted off to University to do the amazingness that is Fine Art. Woot woot.

Myeh.

Read Laurel K Hamilton's books, she will make your dreams come true. If your dreams are about fairies having lots of sex.

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Also starting to think I have chronic exhaustion, seeing as I often fall asleep in class now. But ah, it's a hard life being an artist, a biologist, an actress, a writer and a nymphomaniac all at the same time. Zzz.

But yeeeees, STARS IN THIER EYES!

Not the swanky ITV one on the telly, but the Ashfield School one. I and four of my bandies entered the group section with Velvet Revolver's "Slither". On helium. Was a hard struggle of practicing and prancing about a stage but the audience knew greatness when they saw it. We won the audience vote. Whee!

Must have been down to my air-guitar.

I and my band (aaah, how good does that feel) get to record our song at Nottingham's Confetti studios and we are enjoying the bitter-sweet feeling of random applause and photoshoots. In school. How hardcore.

Alas, I feel my real destiny is to become...a hentai artist.

Is it so very wrong that I and my dark and elvish boyfriend enjoy a nice session of watching or reading a bit of smutty tentacle raping goodness? It's fucking awsome! I know it's sick, I know it's made for perverted middle-aged Japanese business men but OH MY GOD THIER BEING RAPED BY TENTACLES!!! WOW!!!

I may just have to draw some and submit it.

Have now been to 4 different LUSH outlets, I will not die before I have visited them ALL! Had half term hol's too, which was pretty darn cool and I spent most of it with my other half, who still amazes me with his general awsomeness. Four months today, aaaah. Bliss.

Shit I need to do some work. Bah.

]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/11743399/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/11743399/ Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:57:38 PST

Recently I've been watching dirty films, eating and drinking far too much than can be good for me and generally having a bloody nice time. Life is bloomin' LOVELY.



I've even managed to get some of this 'artwork' thing done, crikey. Have started a project in which I'm turning all my friends into Pre-Raphaelite goddesses and suchlike, along with my main one in which I turn them into corpses.

Makes a nice change, expect more sooon.

But to be honest, I'm getting a bit behind with work matters and I really need to get my act together if I want to get the grades I want...shouldn't spend so much time in the pub and on ruddy DA, hehe! I have also discovered the legend that is Harvest Moon, it's taking over my life. O_O

FINALLY finished 'Gormenghast, THE PANTO', it's 2500 words of pure excitement and I'll post it on here probably, English seems to like it.

It's been a while so I can't write everything I've been up to, but it mostly involves Tom. We've been lying around graveyards looking at the stars and suchlike. If I go on about how amazing and gorgeous and fun he is I'll sound a right smug bugger.

Whoops.

Anyways, I'll get some more stuff posted soon, expect medieval maidens and men and dead things. Yum.

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Sooo what has Natalie been up to? WELL! If Tom's walls could talk hehe! Spent most my time with my lovely, lovely dark elf, still can't quite believe I'm going out with my crush since Year 9! Had Winter Solstice partay at his and introduced him to the fab world of LUSH, yay!

But alas, he's been in South Africa since Christmas Eve, so it's been a bit of a lonely crimbo!

HURRAH THOUGH, The Boxing Day Bash and little Kim's 18th party were great laughs, saw all my friends and drunk fine ale together, great times! My NY resolution is to spend more time with those (see below) good people...and to viciously nomp Tom when he comes back, muahahaha.

PARTY FIENDS!



For crimbo I got some rather dashing velvet clothes, LUSH things for my bath (I can't smell them, I have a cold, what TORTURE!!), Gorillaz 'stuff', a portable telly, blah, blah, blaahhh....yeesh.



I need to seriously get some work done, PRONTO, Biology and Drama exams loom, English and Art courswork deadlines are near. Stress is killing me.

But aye, 06 was mostly a good year, had some beautiful times! Lets hope 07 is even better!

MWAH!

]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/10785339/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/10785339/ Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:34:24 PST

Firstly though I will blab about my ENGLISH COURSEWORK. Why? Because I am finally making 'GORMENGHAST THE PANTO' into a reality. So far I have about 3 scenes of madness and when I've finished the damn thing I shall submit it to you all.

I am officially a genius.

But yeees, just before All Hallow's, my self-confessed favourite night of the year, I found out that the Irish bloke from the pub I was 'with' was a dirty, cheating, lying scumbag.

So I said cheerio. Whilst dressed as Sally from TNBC. Gosh, what a lovely Halloween.

But indeed this made it a lot easier to come to terms with the fact that I loved going to Heroquest a lot more than because of rolling the dice. So yes, I know that hobbits shouldn't run away with dark elves but OMFG I AM TOM'S WENCH, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!



Thankyou Dean and Robbie and George for getting me drunk enough to make a move, hehe! Don't worry, I shall still make time to do all my drawings and poems and stuff, but you know what I'm like when I'm all lurved up.

The death theme in my Art Project is going well, have now turned my friends into zombies. Woo.

And thankyou very, very much for all the comments and faves and watches I've been getting for my Gorillaz art lately, I'm very grateful and hopefully I'll have time to do some again one day.

Bye bye.

PLAY HEROQUEST BIATCHES. You might get lucky too!

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Firstly I shall apologise, again, for being an atrocious member of DA. I am doing work, I have about 5 wonderous pieces on the go...but they are not finished yet, so nyeh.

Have finally found a way to make art in schools fun. After Mr Rankin calling my last exam piece 'twee' I've decided this year to choose a subject that will make him shit his pants...

Dead things! Yay!

Have been browsing through rotten.com for inspiration and resources and have a lovely collection of 'pickled things in jars' photographs. Aaah, bliss.

Sundays have also been given a new lease of life! HEROQUEST, IT'S THE BEST! I, Mousey Brown the wonder-hobbit and my HQ buddies now battle warlords, hunt for treasure and occasionally get rather pissed on a regular basis. Love it, or die by our magical swords.



My beloved Clock pub had it's Clockotoberfest again, whee! Sung a song with a jazz band and drank fine, fine ale with Dean and a dark elf. Also I seem to have been living in Sutton for a while, down at The Swan, which is mainly down to this...

[link]
Erm, WOW. Thank you Brooker.

Men can be like buses, but I am frankly amazed that such a byoootiful one has turned up, he makes my tummy do summersaults. AND HE CAN DRAW. So yeees I am a very happy Natalie.

I'm off to Barcelona on Wednesday. To be a street mime for a week. Bah.

]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/9974692/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/9974692/ Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:02:11 PDT
Pass me a pillow somebody.

Well at zee begining of August (jeez it's been a while since I wrote in here) I went on my holidaaay, went to lovely Scarborough and pretty much did what I did last year there. Only finally managed to go on the pirate ship this year heehee.

Got my AS-Level results, oh the joy! Got an A (for amazing) at English Language and Literature, a B (for bugger I didn't get an A) for Performance Studies, a C (for care I not) at Biology and a C (for crap-head Mr Rankin couldn't see talent if it hit him with a shovel) at Art.

But overall I'm pretty chuffed, AS isn't easy you know.



Did some other stuff over the holidays tooo, saw a lot of my friends, went to lots of parties and made lots of love. But alas I and Ash are not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore, just friends. Albiet special ones hehe XD. But you never know, maybe we just need a break or something.

Oh well, I have The Mighty Boosh and a world full of Blokes in Cloaks to keep me amused in the meantime.

Cheerios, perhaps beginning A2 Art will herald some new work from moi.

xxx ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/9541608/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/9541608/ Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:59:07 PDT
I have six weeks ahead of nothingness. Woot woot.

In the past month I have been a busy little bee, travelling place to place and my goodness home feels like a luxury. At the beginning of July I spent a week in Wales on a 'Biology Trip'. Ahahaha. Looked at some wiggly things in the sea but apart from that it was all sneaking into eachother's dorm rooms, midnight feasts and pub-crawling.

After that I spent the whole weekend at Stainsby folky-wolky-woo festival 2006 with Mister Ashlay and Mister Matt. Danced merrily around with the hippies, spent about 100 quid on tie-die floaty thingies and generally peaced out and made lots of love amongst the grass and ale and songs about faeries. They did a freaky Wicker Man style dance thing this year, with masks and fire and morris dancing people. Ooo and I do like tents, especially ones with Ash in them. And trampolines for that matter.

Partied at Matt's house a couple of times with the boys and met lots of nice metal-heads with hair longer than mine, gosh! Anyone who passed out was VICIOUSLY DRAWN ON and many were the magical cheese toasties (with a special ingredient hehe) and cans of beer. Watched a lot of The Mighty Boosh. I swear Vince is Dean's father.

I have also had my love for gorgeous Captain Jacky-Wacky Sparrow re-kindled by Dead Man's Chest, what a fine figure of a pirate that man is.

Natalie's rants this month are:
Emos. Or Scenekids. Or whatever those annoying little buggers are with the polka dot clothes, silly high-pitched voices and alice-bands are. There are just too many of them. Die please.
Crap Gorillaz Fanart. I beg you to stop the crapness, even if it does get you pageviews, Jamie Hewlett wants to saw your hands off.

Expect Gormenghast fanart soon, yes you heard me right. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/9258091/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/9258091/ Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:24:27 PDT
[link]

We got to the semi-finals biatch, and we were about ten years younger than everyone else! Played two gigs at Festival Hall for 'Battle of The Bands' and have been having lots and lots of practices on Saturday mornings, but alas I have to leave Ash early, asleep in bed, now! Grrrrg!

Love the rock lifestyle. I'm now partially deaf one day a week, eat pizza with Jono every songwriting session and have to lie on the floor for about half an hour after singing over all the kerranging the guys do!

More gigs soon, we've had plenty of offers so we must be better than a poke in the eye! We're getting some stuff recorded shortly too, so you can enjoy us from home.

And luckily emo isn't catching. I'm still dressed like a fecking hippy m'dears!

Have started A2 art, and this time my stimulus is NATURE! So far I want to do lots of drawings of naked people (nooo people, don't run away!) relaxing in grass and flowers and fluffy animals. Aaaah. So expect some art of that theme hoohah.

As always we've been at zee pub, although I and my homies had a garden and shed party at Ash's the other week and got decidedly pissed, hanging from trees, boinging on trampolines and that sort of thing, wahey!

Saw lots of my old mates at Lucy's on Saturday night, was great seeing everyone again, had a great laugh dancing, singing and TENT RAIDING! Let the good times roll! ^_^

Ash is in Scotland for a week and lonely is not the word, miss him lots and lots and want him to come back hoooome!

In a kilt, ahoy there.

PS: Oh my Jesus Christ is it true that Amanda from The Dresden Dolls is dating somebody from the freaking Kaiser Chiefs? That is really, really horrible. Bad Amanda. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/8931859/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/8931859/ Wed, 31 May 2006 15:31:31 PDT

I'm sorry I only update on here around one a month now (it's like menstruation when you think about it XD), but I am so busy! All this revision, Ashlay and my new band takes up all the time I have! Over the holidays I can get some HARDCORE DRAWING done though, so do not despair!

But yes, I AND MEG FINALLY SAW THE DRESDEN DOLLS, EEEEEEEEE!!! DDD Oh they were so lovely and passionate, I got right to the front and got some spiffing photos! Amanda threw spring onions at us (I still have mine, even though it smells :3) and Brian did his sexy mime thang! I could eat him.

And oh my goodness. We MET Amanda Palmer. True we practically stalked her outside, but we got ten wonderous seconds of polite conversation with her, about her lack of a pen to sign us with! We just stood there all like.

Was a dream come true! <333 However Brian had hurt his foot and didn't come out to play with me.

Had my seventeenth birthday at the beloved White Swan pub in Sutton, with my lovely Ash (who was a yummy prezzie in himself hehehe) and all my bestest friends! Much was the drunkeness and kareoke singing! I got lots of MONEY for my birthday, but I still dunno what to do with it, humph.

Might take up driving, ha!

An era has started, I have joined a 'proper' band called 'Black Rose Monday' who are very, very good and talented with thier Les Pauls and have for reasons beyond my understanding (it's cos I'm cute innit XD) I'm now thier new vocalist! I sing songs about rainy days and other emo things, even though I try to explain I'm about as emo as a pair of flares.

Singing at Fez Hall very soon, see our website for details! [link]

Twas Dean and Robbie's birthday's too! Had a BBQ at Dean's and we all ate many sausages and sang songs and smashed plates and went all wobbly! Have had lotsa exams which I've probably just scraped by in, hopefully!

I like May, it's always so funky, was good last year (though I try not to think about it cos it makes me all teary ) and hopefully shall be even better this year hehe! Lots of time for snoozing and cuddling and drawing things, yay. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/8620528/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/8620528/ Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:04:35 PDT

Sorry for once again being veeery lazy in the world of DA, I've been too busy being a MySpace whore, a beer lady and Ash's slave! Plus the only art I do nowdays is for my stinking A-Level hehe!

But anyways, here is what happened in the merry, merry month of April!

First off I went to SCOTLAND! My God it's so beautiful, no matter where I stared it seemed to look like a scene from Lord Of The Rings...except with more sheep...LOTS more sheep. Being there I did the usual local things, such as eat haggis, get chased by ginger cows and ginger people and I bought lots of tartan trash, hurrah! Our hotel was like the one in The Shining, same shower-curtain and everything!

And lo, we visited the bright, sparkling city of BALAMORY! OMFGZZZZ!!! But it rained, which was rubbish, and had lots of crying children looking for Miss Hoolie and even worse, Archie's castle wasn't even there!

Damn it's multi-coloured houses!

Back home I had Easter, with just two eggs, argh! But that's a good thing as I was turning into a haggis! Exams are loooooming up now, and I have to keep practicing singing 'I've Got Rythm' over and over again, rubbish!

We love The White Swan, oh yes.

Bless it's beer-stained floor and fifteen televisions. Me and my dear friends finally managed to have a go on the kareoke machine and sung a hideous version of Wuthering Heights, yay! Marc even had his birthday partay there last night, now thats loyalty! Have spent my Fridays and Saturdays (and any other day I have to spare XD) with Ashlay, who now has a lovely trampoline in his back garden woot-woot!

Cheerioooos and wait for my next journal of 'Failed all my exams, oh God...'!

Loves you all. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/8343210/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/8343210/ Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:17:27 PDT
Lifes too busy for Deviant Tart at the mo, filled with crappy coursework (eek), wild drugged-up partays (woo), shopping (cha-ching) and molesting the beautiful Ashlay (aaaah) but here's a quick run down of the funkiest happenings of March!

Twas Ash's 18th birthday partay round the beginning, had a lovely drunken time with lots of lovely semi-naked drunken people in the big shed of sin. I don't remember very much, which is always a great sign, but the memories of people crowd-surfing to 'The Wombles', raving in the dark to 'Firestarter' and falling over sticks in my mind. Ash went inside and passed out in bed around ten-ish, which was disgraceful! XD This bunch all went, but there were many more!


WE ARE LIEK SO METAL.

Sixth-form work has taken up a lot of my time this month (especially after parents evening, christ), I don't seem to be doing anything else! All the college art I do is a bit shit or too massive to scan, but here are some photos and poems to keep ye goin!

The guys have made Friday nights 'go down to the White Swan in Sutton and get very drunk night' so yeah, I've got a new local! Has even got a kareoke machine, eeeee, must pluck up courage to have a go next week! I now also snooze at Ash's every weekend, so I have a big grin throughout the week.

Loves him sooo much innit! I never thought I'd feel this happy with someone after everything, it's like the world goes all yummy and melts when I'm with him. It's so sickening teehee, I don't deserve to be this spoilt!



So yeeees, hopefully things will stay this good for a long time, I can't be doing with going all depressified again, grrrrr! >_< Have got a holidaaay in Scotland with the rents in about a week, have bought some floaty tartan clothes to wear and am brushing up my highland fling! Will get some shexy pictures of BALAMORY, WOOOO!

Cheeriooos big empty computer-land. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/8026948/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/8026948/ Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:14:54 PST

It's been a total party month, what with Granty's party of drunken shame, the famous Stars in Thier Eyes final, a lovely Valentines Day of loveliness and the wild parties of naked jacuzzi fun with my dearest friends, in Ash's shed of SMUT!

Oh my gosh, it's pancake day too!

WE DIDN'T WIN STARS IN THIER EYES. AM SO DEVASTATED. WE WERE BEATEN BY A BLOODY ARCTIC MONKEYS TRIBUTE. THE SHAME. THE SHAME! SHAAAAAAAME!



I and Meg will never do that stoopid competition again, we are just too outrageous for it! But we are carrying on with our sexy band, even staring at the prospect of becoming a Queen Adreena tribute, watch out for us when we take over The Mill!

Dresden Dolls in May, we are going to see lovely Brian!!!

Lots and lots of parties have been going on too, woohoo! From Granty's party I can safely say that I neeever want to drink another drop of alchohol, as it turns you from this ...to this... ! Not good! Have been hanging out in Ash's shed lots too, hoohaa, never have I been in the situation of sitting in a jacuzzi with my bestest friends...

...and them being bollock naked. Hum.

With a pony. And some lemons. A bit of coconut. And a surprised looking Meg.

Aaah good times, huzzah for parties!

Valentines Day was actually nice for once, although I was really poorly with flu, greasy haired, make-up-less, hadn't washed for days and coughed every few seconds, Mister Ash did not run a mile, he complimented me on how shexy I look in a pair of pajamas! Yay! So yeah, Ash belongs to me now, hoohahahaha, I'm a happy little Natalie for a change!



EXPECT GORILLAZ FANART THIS WEEK, IT'S RATHER GOOD!

My legs ache. Oooch. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/7758392/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/7758392/ Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:02:08 PST


Retail therapy is funky, I never knew that Nottingham was home to so many odd-smelling vinatage shops where everything seems to be seven pounds fifty. I'm now the proud owner of some cloggs that have seen Prince, lots of dirt-cheap cheesecloth and have bought my first pair of jeans in three years! Alas, Void has sold it's soul to the tacky, under-fourteen's market so I have disowned it for now.

Sixth-form is so mind-numbingly boring that I and my friends have adopted the dead plant in the chill-out room. We have watered it for the first time in years, named it 'Balthazaaaar' and have taken it off the radiator. If anybody dares to re-kill our little Balthazaar I will personally slice thier nipples off!

Stars in Their Eyes is going pretty well, I still need to perfect my prancing and find a tamborine...

SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE LAUGHING!

I'm also madly in love with anything 'Iloveegg' at the minute, I think the song should be our National Anthum and should be sung at weddings, funerals and in churches of all religions.



Sorry for not submitting anything half-decent again, I have nothing ready to submit. But shut up and wait, I have two rather super drawings coming up when I have finished them, one a self-portrait in pencil and the other is...GORILLAZ FANART, OOOO WET YOUR PANTS WITH JOY FANS!!!

I'm also writing Valentine's Day poetry, but you know me well enough by now to know it's not the expected sort, rather the bunny-boiling pyschopath sort.



Cheeeeeeeeeeeerrrrriiiooooooosssss.

The Special K Diet is fucking monstrous. Don't try it, you'll just want to eat your own hand to give yourself variety. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/7590535/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/7590535/ Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:21:52 PST

So firstly, curb your enthusiasm kids, Crimbooo presents...here's my big fat list of materialism: coat that looks like a carpet-bag, two posh hippy tops, fluffy scarf, get to buy and keep my violin (hopefully), gouche paints, posh paintbrushes, pretty perfumes, make-up and toiletries, various Gothic novels, Egyptology books, The Young Ones DVDs, Monty Python DVDs, Phantom of The Opera DVD, Corpse Bride DVD, Alice Cooper DVD, choccies, Tim Burton figurines (OMG) and books, Goldfrapp CD, Darkness CD, Alice Cooper CD, David Bowie CD, silver jewelry, photos and lots of other little things I can't remember!

Christmas itself was kinda depressing this year, I can see why it has the highest suicide rate, everybody happy and smiley while your thinking on Christmas morning 'Oh Jesus Christ I wish I'd died in my sleep.' like Scrooge pre-ghostly visitations. Boxing Day was funky though, there was a great, big, drunken partay at my house and somehow about 15 people managed to fit into my room, albiet some of them were sprawled on the floor! Hope everyone had a nice time hehe, it was sooo hard being host though, I wanted to screeeam everytime beer was spilt on my carpet or something toppled over!

New Year was nice too, spent it with the guys, watching films and getting slowly drunk! At midnight I and Lisa epilated Marc, Matt, Dean and Ash's legs and my arm, yeeouch!

Our dreams of having a band are finally coming true, aaaarrrgghh! I, Meg and Collin have been practicing for hours and hours on REM's 'Shiny Happy People' (angry and happy versions) and Radiohead's 'Creep' and have got into into our school and sixth form's talent-show thingy, with a good chance as there's only about two actual bands entering, We are even making a website of films showing our progress from 'crap' to 'not so crap', along with some random shoe-love, so I'll post some links and you can laugh at us!

If I have any time left at all, I shall do some Gorillaz fanart, because it's been yonks since I did any. Keep your eyes peeled for it.

So long.

]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/7370773/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/7370773/ Wed, 21 Dec 2005 07:45:31 PST

It was a really lovely service and all, but I couldn't help feeling angry that I couldn't cry without feeling guilty, which is nuts because I shouldn't feel bad for getting upset over losing someone I love. But just to keep everyone happy I'll apologise for crying, again, and hope that people get a kick out of criticising me for having feelings, while they sit alone smugly in the knowlege that they are perfect and have no pesky emotions to weigh them down.

Aaanyway, enough with the ranting fun, it's nearly Christmas and why the hell should I bother! Good will to all men and...shit.



After my growing desperation to rule the world, me and some of my darling maties from around here and college have decided to make a punk band, gosh! Not that we want to be good, we just want to ruin every song in existance in marvellous screamy stylee, become famous for being so unashamedly awful and shag billions of people whilst we relax in our mansions/castles/gigantic peach stones etc. If all else fails we will dance behind a decent band with some triangles.



Liebsfraumilch! WE SHALL BE GREAT! Well...yes, we'll probably be utter shite but at least we'll be happy in our own deranged way.

Watched Naaaaaaaaaaarnia a couple of days ago too! It was a lot better than I'd expected it to be actually, Disney usually really fuck things up when they make films out of books (though the BBC did a horrible job of Gormenghast, bastards) but this was really rather SPIFFING, even if it did look like Lord Of The Rings' baby sister!

I swear that there was something going on twixt little Lucy and Mr Tumnus though, it's not every day a girl meets a naked (except for a scarf) goat-man in the woods, is asked to come home for tea and doesn't RUN AWAY FUCKING SCREAMING!

But yeah, I have to admit he is sex on hairy goat legs.



Merry Christmas my arse, I pray God it's my last! Have a very drunken time kids, lets hope that everything is sorted out and happy again for the new year and I'm not such a miserable bastard eh? Mwah, mwah. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/7279547/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/7279547/ Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:16:05 PST

Soo, I have returned to the foul internet slating ground of DEVIANTART (it's so important it deserves capitals XD), after around two months of not having the enthusiasm or inspiration to draw anything, not enough self-esteem to take photos of myself posing like a moron and not being able to write a sentence of poetry without the lines 'oh my poor heart', 'die die die' and 'pit of despair' cropping up somewhere, ooer!

But nobody likes a miserable bastard and I can still hold a pencil in my hand, so I have started to try and pull myself together like a big broken...thing and come back, muahahaha!



Yeeah. I havn't changed that much unfortunately, although now I have the added bonus of not enjoying things half as much as I used to, reaching for the noose every time I allow myself to think and jumping at small noises.

A lot of things have been happening lately, I can't write everything down because there's too much! I have been out lots and lots, as much as I can really, with various lovely people to various places, shopping, cinema-going, partying, hanging-out, gigging and etc, mostly out of Normo and Pinxton because I can't bear to be here and it takes my mind off all the crap that makes me sad when I'm on my own, if I'm with all my friends and something is happening!

Please, please however don't expect my art to be pretty and happy and safe yet, because my head really has been fucked up. I've been feeling like a cookie that's been eaten, chewed up for a bit, spat out in disgust and then trodden on and nothing has changed that. I'm just hoping, now that things seem to perking up and I'm finally starting to feel better, nothing else will come along to make my life a big-fuck-off misery again because it just doesn't make good journal entries and is a waste of time and enthusiasm dammit!

I am a happy bunny aint I. Anyways, thankyou for all the support and love from everyone over the last weeks, it's nice to know that people care and you've been a real help, I hope I can give it all back somehow.

Cheerio. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6657137/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6657137/ Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:27:37 PDT
School week was it's usual shitty self, I felt lonely and miserable throughout it. Had interesting night out at the theatre with my Drama group to see a play our teacher had described as 'Cinderella'...we all had a picture in our heads of a pantomine or something but it turned out to be a disturbing-ass fuck about incest and beastality. Nice. Might be going to Tate Modern in London next week but I couldn't care less.

Yesterday our innoncent little chav-infested town opened a new shop called 'Misfitz'...home to various rubber, PVC, leather and velvet finery. Hmm. Always thought we could do with an S & M community. Hope the chavs don't find it as the owners are nice and gave me some champagne.

You may notice that I'm not typing in my usual happy manner, but I have good reason not to. There's no painless way to write this but yesterday Ste decided that we should have a 'break' from our relationship, don't ask me why, I'm trying to block it out and I can't explain anyway. So don't expect me to be jumping for joy anymore for a while.

Went to a gig last night with my friends and tried to enjoy myself. I didn't. I can still hardly believe what has happened, I just try not to think about it or else I just want to curl up and cry.

Hate college, I don't want to wake up tommorow, I'm scared everything could get even worse. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6598266/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6598266/ Sun, 25 Sep 2005 11:38:28 PDT

Sooooo have endured my second week at Ashfield School of Witchcra-whoops wrong school-and Sixth Form...and yeah, it's still pretty sucky.

Exciting escapades there include our Art project which includes us taking photos of eachother pretending to be dragons, Performance Studies in which I have gained several bruises from the fact that 'falling' is somehow a dance move and English in which we recorded ourselves having a 5 minute conversation about cheeeeese...

Have made many new friends there, who find my eccentricity rather appealing, and Dean has been making himself at home by getting blind drunk between lessons and declaring his undying love to teachers...we are taking bets for how long he'll last in Ashfield! XD

Had a very nice weekend with my lovely Steeeeeeeven lazing about together, creating card games, drinking curious drinks and contemplating the meanings of songs...not ruining them by replacing lyrics!

Played my violin today, I sound marginally better but still crap.

The search is now working, which is bloody marvellous as now I can search for the tiny amount of Gormenghast fanart that exists on this website, a thing I've been searching after for AGES, and stare at all the reditions of Pikey and Fush that all the other GG fans make, yay!

And by the way, Victor from Corpse Bride is the sexiest piece of plastacine that I have ever laid my eyes on.

With that thought in mind, cheeriooooo! ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6518661/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6518661/ Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:28:12 PDT

Lessons are alright, Biology requires shitloads of attention and revision work but is frightfully interesting, Art in my opinion should not be taught as a subject, Drama may not go ahead but there's still Performance Studies and English is well...english.

Made loads of new friends so far, there are lots of friendly alternative types hanging around so I don't feel so singled out as I did at Freddies.

Oh the boredom of student life though, thank goodness for Ste and my maties!

There are some fun-sounding parties on the horison, apparently there's a piss-up at Dean's tonight but his parties usually end up with me getting drunk and embarrassing! Jenny's 18th birthday party too on Saturday, woohoo, they've even got a band playing so it should be fun.

Forgive me if I'm a bit quiet on here for a while, I must thank my fellow Murdoc groupies for adding me to their 'Groupiez' pictures and I shall someday pay the favour!

To be perfectly honest though, I might not be able to get my lazy ass on here very often now I'm a student.

Peace, love, necrophelia! XD ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6473921/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6473921/ Sun, 11 Sep 2005 05:57:10 PDT

Yeah, this year had a 'Pirates and Princesses' theme so I dressed up as a pirate...easy really, all I had to do was add a Chavtastical gold hoop and some bronzer to my already floaty shirt and velvet, yay! Was interesting to see all the kiddies in thier fancy dress, and some of the adults too actually.

Got some party rings, yummy!

Was a BBQ at my Auntie and Uncle's too afterwards, a very bored Dean tagged along with me and sat shaking in a chair hoping that my cousin, who he'd fiddled about with last Boxing day and who now never wanted to see him again, wouldn't turn up. He amused himself, and the other teens of the family, by betting a fiver to one of the kiddies that they couldn't lick thier own elbow. Cruel really, the poor thing was rolling about in frustration for about an hour! XD

I have a new toy to play with. It has long silvery hair in a bow, likes being plucked and wears a G-string...IT'S A VIOLIN!!! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!

I'd forgotten how hard it is to play the bastard, I had lessons a few years ago, there are no stinking frets and it sounds like a cat howling most of the time...I shall get better though, so I can serenade Ste and all my guitar-playing maties with my beeeaaauuuutiful music...



Have crappy unorganised Ashfield again tomorrow, hopefully they'll give me the right timetable this time. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6423016/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6423016/ Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:56:07 PDT

Wow, I thought the bastards would never make the top spot. XD

Enrolled at Ashfield college/6th form/whatever today, it was ever so confusing and stressful but I've finally sorted out my final choices in courses. I should be doing four A-Levels in Art, English, Drama and Biology...if all goes to plan that is, the place could not organise a piss-up in a brewery. :worried:

I'll be with these fine people I think, although Rob might have dropped out of Ashfield already...


Dean managed, by sheer charm, to fluke his way into college and 2 courses, despite having appalling grades. Jammy bastard!

Don't start back properly until Thursday, I wish we could all stay off forever now though, this holiday has been one of the best times of my life and it's gonna be very hard to keep my social life with all my courses...I SHALL make time to see as much as possible though, he's my muse and keeps me going!

Grrg, am HATING this already, our college smells of poo...but at least I don't have to go to work yet, thank fuck!

Cheerio, I'll be a smelly student soon. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6394281/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6394281/ Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:50:13 PDT
Scarborough, apparently England's first EVER seaside resort, was it's usual rowdy, Chav-infested self as always, but this time we went...it was just that little bit scaaaarier.

The local castle was having a 'Pirate Week' and so that was rather odd for a start, watching a pair of homo-erotic 'lady' pirates stride around in floaty shirts and booties, fence and wrestle and act out a historical scene of one of them falling madly for the other...only to realise that they too were a lady. No shit sherlock, what did you think those were, CANNON BALLS?

Scary indeed, but wait, there's more.

The Christians were in town, and there's nothing much scarier than a huge gang of them, dressed very fetchingly in bright yellow t-shirts, chasing you with leaflets for local events and then staring at you with the look of a homicidal maniac, gritting thier teeth and saying 'What a pity.' when you exclaim that your going home soon. Not to mention the music.

We also went on the Ghost Walk, which is always scary enough, but this time it had added oomph as we were in the middle of a huge thunderstorm, with lightning right above us as the poor bloke told us his tales in the pouring rain, getting soaked...but there was a pub near by so the whole tour ended up continuing in there, sharing scary stories and sipping pints, great job!

Got home last night, and popped straight over to Steeeven's to see him and stay over watching 'Hannibal' (romantic-ness), make brownies and huggle, yay I missed him lots as usual, love him so much, but we've got college soon, nooooooooo...

Gorillaz in Habbo Hotel soon, but I can't check in on my crap computer and can't be arsed anyway. We'll meet again.

Cheerio, I'm busy doing nowt! ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6348253/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6348253/ Sun, 28 Aug 2005 05:36:51 PDT


Yeah.

I got my GCSE results the other day, the big High School Grades for you who don't know what the heck they are, and I'm pretty pleased with them, they're better than I expected them to be...and here they are.


English Language: A ...great, I know how to spell.
English Literature: A ...I can write stories, woot-woot.
Mathematics: B ...good for someone who can't add up.
Science (Double Award): AA ...kinky atoms and little men. XD
German: C ...ONE MARK OFF A STINKING B!!!
Humanities: A ...in case I really ever need to read a map.
Information Technology: C ...ahh fuck that.
Art: B ...my teacher didn't have to shoot himself after all!
Design and Technology: B ...'how to make a cardboard box'.


Got a place at the college I want anyway, so what IS the point of GCSEs exactly? B at Art...huh, just because I didn't put a pretty border on every single page of my coursework and lables saying things like "this is a drawing" next to my artwork...bleh, they said I could do an A* piece of artwork with my eyes closed. But even yet, sometimes I fall asleep.

Friends got some interesting grades too, Matt living up to his second name and getting his A*s and As...and sadly Dean's results spelling 'FEG'. Oh dear.

Am going away on holiday again, to scruffy, lovely Scarborough, so don't expect any activity for a few days on here as I shall be at the seaside drinking, sampling the fairground, scoffing ice-cream and begging my parents for us to go to Whitby for a day so I can go GOTH SHOPPING! Oh the terror, terror, terror. Yuh.

Does anybody else think that crisp sandwiches are the teensiest bit odd?

Apparently the Gorillaz are doing some kind of twee little tour around Habbo Hotel, can't stand the place, very soon...I guess I'd better show my face there to express my mad obsessive love and fandom when it's on (when IS it on?) and do the sensible and non-embarassing thing of leg-humping Murdoc's Habbo and telling him I love his sexy pencil lines and pixels...

Which I do. Yummy. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6297682/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6297682/ Mon, 22 Aug 2005 13:30:35 PDT
Cheers for all the hugs though.

Now I am a dirty, cheating scumbag of the most terrible kind... I have...bought...a RYMING DICTIONARY, AAARRRGH! Why? Because some words are fucking hard to find rymes for!Although 'Dean' rymes with some great stuff such as 'obscene', 'no hygene' and 'smells like a latrine' so expect a poem for him soon! Oh well, Byron used one, so I'm not really too bothered.

Have written a fabulous poem about a tiny little spider, please bloody read it or I shall become very upset.

As well as my usual parties, huggling lovely Ste, sitting about in pubs and watching ducks on canals I have, amazingly, spent the whole day with these wonderful fellows, my darling friends Dean, Robbie and Ash:


I am starting to wonder about Dean and Ash's sexuality and feelings for one another. I do this because it can't be exactly right when one of your MALE friends decides to dress up in your FEMALE clothes, then strip off himself and his other MALE friend to my and Robbie's disgust and then, after having some rather horrible photos taken with a toy snake, get a make-over with mime-style make-up and generally go camp.

Oh well...I've got some very interesting pictures indeed, I may just put them into Scraps later on...

We've also discovered two of the BEST songs on this planet. One called 'Emo is Gay', which is pant-wettingly hilarious and 'Totally Goth' in which I think he's used a ryming dictionary. Here they are!
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So yeah, that was my strange day, hope it brings a stupid grin to your face. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6260594/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6260594/ Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:18:45 PDT


I loves the Pre-Raphaelite artists with a passion, and I got to see about 130 of thier works on Tuesday at Nottingham Castle...lucky, lucky me! Here's the website to show you some works I got to see, and probably an explaination of what Pre-Raphaelite art is for those who don't know... [link]

It was amazing. I was almost in tears while staring inches away from a huge, gilded Burne-Jones and I felt so inspired by all of the works! Rossetti's wonderful little sketches of elephants reminded me of some of my pen-ink sketches, and it showed me just how much I want to become an artist for my profession.

Bought self a nice lickle book on Waterhouse, another artist with huge similarities to the PRs, who I'm very fond of, so woot-woot!

Must get thinking up some PR styled artwork to do...

Now however, I feel absolutely and utterly shit. I just want to curl up and die I feel so unhappy and unloved. I don't even know exactly why, it's just every tiny thing seems to be pulling me to pieces and hurting me, I wish I coule swap my over-soft, over-sensitive and breakable heart for a nice rock and then at least I wouldn't be so annoying and miserable.



I can't HELP being like this. I just get very, VERY scared when I for some reason feel like I might lose something important to me and it just makes me want to hide and cry...even though that gets me nowhere and probably makes people resent me more...

Must learn not to get so attatched to things in case anything bad happens...

OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!! I'M SHAKING ALL OVER, WHY OH WHY CAN'T I JUST BE HAPPY, WHY AM I SO DEVASTATED?! HE TOLD ME TO CALL IF I FELT UPSET, WHERE IS HE, WHERE IS HE??!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! PARANOID, PARANOID, DID I JUST SEE HIM GO BY?? SO JEALOUS, SO STUPID, SO PARANOID I JUST WANT TO DIE AND BE DONE WITH IT.

Need a hug, need a hug, need a hug... ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6223163/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6223163/ Sun, 14 Aug 2005 08:44:19 PDT

[Name] Natalie Laura Mills.
[Nicknames] Nat or Nat-nat.
[Screen name] Kinky Bootz or K!NKYBOOTZ.
[Birthday] May 12th, 1989.
[Age] Sweet sixteen.
[Astrological sign] Taurus, the stubborn git.
[Chinese zodiac sign] Snake, the vain git.
[Location] Lazing around usually.
[Marital Status] I'm Ste's bitch!
[Eye color] Bluey, greeny, browny grey.
[Height] 5'0, SHORT ARSE!
[Parents still together] Amazingly enough, yes.
[Siblings] None, and I love being a spoilt brat.
[Pets] Cat, evil hamster, everlasting fish.
[Education] Waiting for my GCSE's to arrive...
[Rent, lease, or own your home] With Parents.
[Have any credit cards] Not that I know of...
[What do you drive] The Batmobile.

Favorites
[ Color] Black, Grey and Maroon.
[ Number ] 42.
[ Animal ] Snakes, they're lovely!
[ Vehicle ] Steven. XD
[ Flower ] Rose.
[ Scent ] Musty cellars and preservative.
[ Shape ] Blob.
[ Drinks ] Expensive German white wine.
[ Soda ] Cream.
[ Book ] GORRRRMEENGHAAAASSST!!!
[ Band ] Gorillaz, Floyd or Radiohead.
[ Song ] Kate Bush, Wuthering Heights.
[ Food ] Italian or Seafood.

Do you...
[ Color your hair ] Dark brown, occasionally.
[ Twirl your hair ] When I'm nervous or upset.
[ Have tattoos ] Ouch, no!
[ Piercing ] Ears.
[ Cheat on tests/homework ] Ask my dad, heheh.[ Drink/Smoke ] Nah.
[ Like roller coasters ] HELL YEAH!!
[ Wish you could live somewhere else] RULE BRITANIA, BRITANIA RUE THE WAVES!
[ Want more piercings] Maybe one day...
[ Like cleaning ] Ask my poor mother.
[ Write in cursive or print ] Thin, loopy cursive.
[ Carry a donor card ] Nope.
[ Swear a lot ] Yeah, when I'm annoyed.
[ Own a web cam ] Nah.
[ Know how to drive ] Nah.
[ Diet ] I'm trying to, but food is too yummy!
[ Own a cell phone ] Yup.
[ Ever get off the damn computer ] Erm...
[ Habla Espanol ] Bugger off ya Spanish git.

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket] No.
[ DUI ] Uh?
[ Been in a wreck] A couple of times, ask Dean!
[ Been arrested] Nah.
[ Been in a fist fight ] Noooo...
[ Kicked someone in the nuts] Ask Dean again.
[ Stolen anything ] A bead when I was ickle.
[ Held a gun ] Nope.
[ Drank ] Erm, yeah. O_O
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name] No.
[Considered a life of crime ] Many times!
[Considered being a hooker ] Yeah. XD
[ Cried over a girl] Yes, not in a gay way though!
[ Cried over a boy ] Yup.
[ Lied to someone ] Not very often.
[ Been in love ] Yeah.
[ Fallen for your best friend] ARE YOU CRAZY?
[ Made out with JUST a friend] No.
[ Been rejected ] Yes, look at me.
[ Used someone ] No.
[ Been used ] All the time.
[ Been kissed ] Mmmmmmm...

Now
[Current mood ] Bored of doing this crap quiz.
[Current music ] Silence.
[Current taste] Vimto.
[Current hair] A mess.
[Current annoyance] This fecking quiz!
[Current smell] Coal.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Going to Ste.[Current windows open] Just this one.
[Current desktop picture] Unhappy faces.
[Current book] Terry Pratchett.
[Current cds in stereo] Disney!
[Current crush] Ste and several hundred fictional charachters. XD
[Current favorite celeb] Johnny Depp. Yum.
[Current hate] Being alone.
[Current job] None.

The last time
[Last book you read] Maskerade.
[Last movie you saw] Baron Muchausen.
[Last thing you had to drink] Orange Juice.
[Last thing you ate] Ryvita.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Ste.
[drugs] With Dean at the bus stop.
[Have a dream that keeps coming back] No...
[Believe there is life on other planets] Of course!
[Read the newspaper] Yeah.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends] KAT!!!
[Believe in miracles] I guess so.
[Believe it's possible to remain faithf... ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6194580/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6194580/ Thu, 11 Aug 2005 04:31:47 PDT !

And like they say, home is where the heart is...I'm always very happy to be within 1 metre of Ste, and I'm back where I belong now: 10 minutes walking distance from him!



Was annoyingly miserable throughout my holiday and spent a lot of time texting, calling, missing or moping over him...but here are some of the highlights of my EXCITING holiday in North Devon with Mummy and Daddy.

The local museum is always a delightful treat for me, it has the most wonderful collection of THINGS IN JARS, mmm the smell of preservative, which include a shrunken head, a two headed kitten, a four legged chicken and a few scores of bats...all of these very dead, very scary and very good for taking photographs of...so stay tuned. No wonder all of my worst nightmares seem to take place in museums...



Beach was a disgrace, not a speck of farking sand in sight, just bits of rock that stick in your feet. They should take away it's beach status dammit!

Watermouth Castle was surreal as always, with it's old-fashoined porn machines, button-operated horrors, 'thrilltastic' rides and erm...Gnomes. Have got some good photos from there too, which will probably appear in my scraps, woo.

At a HAUNTED Manor house, a supposedly bewitched chair gave me a splitting migrane when the Mystic Meg of a tour guide invited me to sit on it...ghosts don't like me, I know it.

Shopped, ate fudge and cream teas, walked mountains, sat in pubs, rode the carosel...and all those other things I and my odd parents do on our holidays.

Bleugh.

I'm so glad to be back here, to see all your little deviant faceys looking at me with annoyance, I better submit something I guess...

Turn off sarcasm, over and out.

...

I HATE my hamster. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6112516/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6112516/ Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:43:50 PDT CAME BACK EARLY!



After 3 days and 2 nights at Skegness he, to my absolute JOY, returned yesterday afternoon partly because of a nasty Chav problem there, the problem being that if you wear one item of black clothing and dare to walk down the same street as the local Chav scum, they hit you...as my poor Ste found out...

And partly because he was missing me too much...AWWWWW!

So we have spent two precious days together, before I have to sod off again on holiday, but we've made the most of it, watching Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, experimenting in the kitchen, making flower people/things and balloon animals and catching up with all the cuddling, huggling, smooching and 'other activities' we've missed.

Missed him sooo much, just read my other morbid journal to see that...

Alas, we'll still have another 7 days apart from tomorrow...if my parents can find a crowbar to separate us that is, and physically drag me away, I NEED MY STE DAMMIT!

To make it all worse, Matt (sadanddrunk) is leaving us all, moving away from our shithole area to new pastures, but he can't escape us as we'll make him VISIT us on his moped/motorbike/horse/random transport...he's known us too long to leave us forever!

His leaving do was nice though, most of the people below attended and hopefully it was a nice seeing-off for him. Finally got to break Dean's balls too! It wasn't so bad...used a well-aimed fist instead of bricks, he was drunk and was only on the floor clutching his miserable crotch for about 10 minutes...we love eachother really, honest, in a weird, fucked-up way!

We'll all miss being around with us so often, including this bunch who knew him...

...and many more. *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6086196/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6086196/ Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:06:19 PDT
and have both buggered off to Skegness with friends for a week, to roam it's Chav infested arcades and streets, get blind drunk every night, meet exciting new people and laze around in a caravan watching horror movies, listening to CDs and eating junk food...and I'm here...doing nothing...



What made this horrid empty ache in the pit of my stomuch even worse last night was the fact that my love said he'd call and didn't, even though I'd left him two numbers, a text and had been desperate enough to call him myself and find no answer...leaving me imagining all those scenarios where he's forgotten me...and stuff...



I feel a little better though now, he rang this morning apologising for the lack of calls and answers...saying that he couldn't remember the last 16 hours due to his friend alchohol...that's just great, anything could have happened then. Got some lovely texts to cheer me up now though, so yay.

Bleugh, I'm so thouroughly rotten that I could die, but nobody likes a morbid bastard.

Soooooooo, Friday night was fun at Ozzy's!

Firstly because it was my last night with Ste, although there was plenty of jolly good company including......and others. Everything that could've been broken in Ozzy's house was...well...broken, including a toy crane, a stickle-brick car, Ozzy's mum's gym ball and apron, a cabinet of china and probably some of Ozzy too when his parents realise all this!

I'm buggering off on holiday too on Thursday, for a week in Ilfracoombe to relax with the sun, sea, sand and suicidal thoughts. Horaar. Hair is going grey, Christ.

Nat loves Ste, I miss him so much it's making me ill...

Cheerio! ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6046005/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6046005/ Wed, 27 Jul 2005 05:51:41 PDT
Crikey.

Well, after years of being the Gorillaz Forum's 'Resident Murdoc Groupie', (look, I'm still in the top 10 XD) and mad obsession I must admit that due to pleasant complications such as the Gormenghast trilogy and the discovery of Steven Handley's existance...I have become a little lazy with my fan duties, becoming less of a familiar face at the MB and website and more of a retired Murdoc obsessive who's discovered the real world...well...for now anyway!

The Niccals still BELONGS TO ME though, so keep your dirty mitts off 'im and my throne in case I return...

Enough about Rillaz for now, I'll probably be doing some more fanart of them soon for old time's sake anyway, hehehe...

Bought some nice inspiring books this week, 'Encyclopedia of Fantasy Art', 'The Little Book Of Goths' and 'The Victorian Scrapbook', all of which are very interesting indeed and are filling me with some lovely new ideas for artwork and stuff, yay!

Everything seems back to normal, so woo...

Have nearly been going out with the wonderfully smashing Ste for 2 months now, I feel so lucky to have him for my own and I hope that we can always be happy together, he's everyting to me!

Was also about a year ago that I found Gormenghast, what fun I've had with it too! ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6002090/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/6002090/ Fri, 22 Jul 2005 06:14:01 PDT
DeviantART, oh DeviantART, why hast thou become an enemy to mine soul...thy hast helped me cause bloody war between fellows, triggered evil in cold and bitter hearts and caused foul tongues to usher out foul slander...

In other words DA, your a pain in the arse.

The whole 'lets insult Dean' fiasco went horribly, horribly wrong, causing more grief where there should have been justice and ending up with him leaving this place in annoyance (but he'll probably come back anyway so bleh), a lot of harsh words and too many people, oddly enough even people we don't fucking know anyway, getting involved too deeply in this crap.

Alright, I'll say it, I AM SORRY for starting this. People take things way too fucking seriously, it was just a few petty insults and sweet revenge, this has been blown into some kind of war between everyone and is just getting plain silly.

I may have even gone further, but I can't stand seeing the only thing I care about getting tangled up in this.



Nat loves Ste, and I wish for his sake I hadn't done this now.

It's time to forgive, forget and be brave enough to sort this out face to face and not over a fucking ART WEBSITE where stupid people who don't even know us can stick thier noses in and judge our sticky situation for their own amusement. Naming no names of course.

Aaaaanyway...

Lets start using DA for some Art, not slagging eachother off...YES, I KNOW I DID...but oh well, sorry and all that. Goodbye and stuff.

FINI ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5965407/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5965407/ Mon, 18 Jul 2005 05:47:01 PDT

What a dirty, cheating, lying little arse you are.

Feel free to flame this git who blatently cheated on, I quote 'the love of his life', Sarah, with some slaggy little 12 year old goldfish-person he somehow attracted at this year's Stainsby folk festival.

Dean, if I'd known you'd been lying to me with your whole 'split up on a mutual agreement' bullshit I'd have slapped you a whole lot harder than I did.

Luckily however, we made a deal that if he was indeed lying, I would get to crush his balls between two concrete bricks...but now with the added evils of insulting Sarah further, ironically calling her 'boring' when all his airheaded flame at Stainsby did was gawp into space and follow him around silently, and his annoying self-rightious song...I shall have to stick them up his miserable ARSE.

Aaaaaaaaanyway...



Stainsby was pretty much the same as last year (see previous journal entry) though I had an added Steeeeeven to cuddle with in the beer tent, I had a rather horrid case of flu, there was a wonderous set from the Shite Wipes with thier song of masturbation and Seize The Day were mad as ever...yay!

Bought a nice shirt. Dean bought a whole new set of clothes, swapping his shirt for a hat, getting discount off a new shirt as he had no shirt, buying trousers to match the hat and shirt and ended up looking like Wee Willie Winkie.

And now to go and kill him, I've left some bricks outside his house so he knows I mean business.

...

OMFG AND I'M READING HARRY POTTER WOOO!

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Here we are having the naughtiest sleepover you could imagine, playing games and tricks on people downstairs...including one with a glass of water and some...hairs.

Yeeeeaaaaaah we're naught-tay!

But we don't care about nowt cos' we have lots of cherry-ade, yay, and lots of naughty ice-cubes which have been in places you could not imagine. Wahey.

WE ARE ALSO BEING STALKED BY KILLER MOTHS, THE BIG WHITE ONE IS ON MY LEGGGG, AAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH, BUT STE SHALL SAVE MEEE WITH HIS GUITAR AND BODY SPRAY, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!



We must get some snooozies soon though, as we must tidy up tomorrow as we've made, well...as we've seen from our early-morning nudey runs around the house, along with some very un-hygenic kitchen-fun...a great big fucking MESS!!!

Yes Steven. I AM terrible.

No, I will not be doing any bloody art for a while, my sex life is far too thrilling.

Cheerio.

*goes back to bed, wink wink*

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Last journal I mentioned that we'd all be going in a jacuzzi, well indeed we all did, and what wonderful photos we took too, along with lots of bubbly fun! I will probably submit some of them later, but I shall keep a secret to what exactly they are...

*cough* + NAKED *cough*

Twas also THE PROM on Friday, woooo, a nice excuse for me and my 'prom date' Dean to dress in our finest and best Gothic finery and to dance like fools whenever a decent song came on...which was about 3 songs in the entire evening!

And I didn't collapse from wearing my darling corsett either...

Had a nice time at Sean's house last night tooo, along with my gorgeous Mister Steeeven. Alas however, we kept having bottles thrown at us for being naughty, nyaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Thankyou to all the new people watching me, I feel so spethial.



Horaay for Live 8, Damon was VERY silly for slagging it off. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5787848/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5787848/ Wed, 29 Jun 2005 03:55:56 PDT

So yeah, I've been neglecting my journals for a while now...because I have now actually got...A LIFE! Woooow, it's been a good decade since I had one of those, hehehe...

My life has recently consisted of waking up, lounging about, GOING TO STE'S, going home again and sleeping. Ho hum, see which bit is the most interesting? Yes, even though he's stolen me from my friends and even though I havn't been able to walk for the last week, Ste still makes me the happiest lady in the world.

I just hope I make happy too...

Apart from this strict routine, other exciting expeditions have included cleaning and feeding Rob's pets as he's buggered off to Malta, going on a pub crawl with him, Dean, Lisa and Matt and getting a liiiittle bit tipsy and we'll all be probably off to Ash's house tonite, to play in his JACUZZI!

It is also the PROM, PROM, PROM on Friday night, so I'm looking forward to dressing up in my Gothic finery and dancing like a fool with my 'Prom Date' .

May even create some Flash animation today. Blode is so inspiring.

Goodbye my cautions!

AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE, DEVIANTART IS FOR ART, NOT SLAGGING PEOPLE OFF EVERYONE!!! ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5691713/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5691713/ Sun, 19 Jun 2005 05:01:45 PDT


Indeed Summer has arrived, oh the joy of joys, no more black velvet for a few months now...I sit here with my dress the colour of ice-lollies, a slight tan appearing on my pale-as-fuck skin and sneezing every few minutes as though to blow my brains out.

I caught this cold from Ste...but hahaha, he's worth it!

Have spent most of this week with him and the gang, lounging around the house, getting tipsy in people's back garden's and the school field and generally being a lazy arse, oh the joys of student life.

Last ever GCSE exam on Wednesday though, which I must revise heavily for, it's Physics...

I shall fail.

With my quest for doing digital art going wonderfully, I have sumitted a true masterpiece of drawing tablet skill in my Scraps. Yes, it's the stick figure prancing around in flowers. Bugger digital art, I miss my pencils and paper!

I feel a sneeze coming on.

......

Ooooo...did you know that a sneeze is apparently an orgasm in your nose?

Lucky me.

I might have not replied to a few comments today, I was very silly and accidentally deleted the contents of my message centre, SORRY! ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5643892/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5643892/ Tue, 14 Jun 2005 06:59:56 PDT
came back from Download yesterday, much to my joy, and is now back where he belongs....10 minutes walking distance away from me, where I can get to him!

So, yeah, yesterday was fun...

Fantastical even!

I have been introduced to, by Ste, the wonder of *fanfare* PHOTOSHOP, and what a load of complicated fiddly-ness it is! I don't think I'd ever get to know how to use it properly, though it is a lot of good for evily editing photographs of your friends...who probably won't be my friends anymore when they see what I've done to them in my Scraps.

Learn about this digital art I will.

I've borrowed a book from Dean that has a section on using art software to improve character design, and I'm finally getting round to installing my posh-ass drawing tablet...

So expect some seriously crappy digital art, made on the wonderous COREL 10, to be submitted in the far future.

Crap things happening and that have happened include a horrid Chemistry exam on Thursday that I must revise for, if I want to get my smart-arse A or A* in science that is, the chance that Micheal Jackson might not sell Neverland (I want my own fairground dammit) to me now that he's been let-off. Sarah and Dean split up, which is just crap warmed up really.

Apart from those things however, everything is rather fantastical.

Fantastical, what a great word! ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5608448/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5608448/ Fri, 10 Jun 2005 10:39:03 PDT



Oh alright then.

Loneleeeee,
I'm Mister Loneleeeee,
I've got nobodeeeee,
I'm on my own...
Oh lalala!

Heheh, it's so beautiful...and so fitting!

, my lurver, buggered off to the Download rock festival on Wednesday afternoon, to get drunk in fields and watch bands such as Black Sabbath, The Dresden Dolls (YES, THEM!!) and the horrible crappy band that is known as H-I-M. Bleugh. Wish I could have gone, I'd have shot Ville Valo in the ass.

And I'm missing him like Hell.

I know it's very silly, he'll be back on Monday morning, but since he went I've felt so lonely and miserable and...and...PARANOID, NOOOOO!


What if he dies in a crowd rush?
What if he becomes a H-I-M fan?
What if some bitch steals him off me?


Argghhhh!!!

I feel like curling up in a ball and crying...or instead running over to Download so I can be with him...but darn stupid exams and my general lack of cash prevent me though.

Oh well, I'm off to a BBQ with my good friends Dean (AlkalineDio) and Rob (Tumble-Weed) so I can stuff my miserable bastard of a face with food.

Huh.



He should ring in 20 minutes, but it's not the same.

.......

(10 minutes after no phonecall)

HE'S FORGOTTEN MEEEE, WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

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*jumps out of an imaginary cake*


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD BASTARD,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU!!


Erm...so, yeah it's Mister Murdocky's birthday (yes, I know he doesn't exist technically...) today, so I'm celebrating like all the other crazy, deranged fans out there with song and fanart, look![link]

Oh Niccals, your the only cartoon I've had those kinds of feelings for (yeah, my arse), 39 virtual years and still darn shexy...

It's times like this when I really start to fear for my own sanity.

Aaaaaaanyway, back to reality again and relative normality! I've got horrible, horrible exams this week which is horrible but I've got lovely, lovely Steee, who is lovely and real as me thank goodness, to get me through everything...yay, we're all coupley and all like......but from the state of our userpages you may have already noticed.

I better float off and do Maths revision, bleugh.



Hehe. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5530192/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5530192/ Thu, 02 Jun 2005 09:36:03 PDT


Hahaha, I've turned into a flower-child, sorry.

Indeed it's the time for frolicking about in fields and tents with my friends and even Bill Oddie is getting into the spirit of things with his odd perverted telly series that seems to be obsessed with animals doing...that.

Eek.

These past few days have, actually, been dominated by tents, the one in Ste's garden to be exact, and this lot:

...and many others have all been having a lovely time in the 'Tent Of Love' as it's now known. Woo.

It is now not only rainbow coloured and full of spiders, it has now been covered in beer, cider, vodka, pop and God knows what else, along with having the experience of our stupid lot playing 'Strip Stone Paper Scissors' (as Dean doesn't know how to play Poker) and generally making it a great big mess...which Nicola wasn't too happy about afterwards...hehehee.

I'm stuck in the house today however, pretending to revise, but I'm off out again tomorrow to lovely Steee's, who is so lovely, house so yayay!

Go and pick flowers, it's so nice outside.

(apologies for being so darn positive, I'm sure I'll go back to my horrible self and start whining about life the universe and everything again XD) ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5491906/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5491906/ Sun, 29 May 2005 10:05:20 PDT

On Tuesday it was Mister Rob's 16th birthday, and last night was his 16th birthday party at his house, woohoo!

THIS party, my what a lot of birthdays there are to keep up on, included this odd bunch of people:


And indeed a lot of our parents.

As always there was a lot of this a going on, in lovely emoticon form... ...and so on!

We all stuffed ourselves with yummy BBQ food and a trifle that ended up on Dean's face, there was lots of clothing/chair/hat/partner swapping, a rather surreal Can Can dance of sorts as my dadday played his Lord Of The Rings song, poor Ste got tied up to a chair to prevent him from leaving, a couple of people turned into a possessed child and a cat and Rob showed off with his shiny new guitar.

A lot more things did happen of course, but I can't go on forever can I?

I bought Rob some beer made by monks.

Woo.

It was a nice night and I'm sure a lot of people on here will either comment on this or write thier own version. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5454757/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5454757/ Wed, 25 May 2005 06:16:54 PDT
I have it in my very hands....

Sweet Jebus this is fucking EXTACY!!!





Obviously I've got the new Limited Edition (a whole 5 quid dearer than the normal) Gorillaz album, what the hell did you all think I was doing?

So, yeah I got it yesterday (a whole day after it had come out, I'm such a lousy fan) after making a very difficult decision over what was more important: revision or an animated band. I rushed home with the biggest grin on my face since Vile Valo cut his stupid hair and proceeded to listen to the album for the rest of the afternoon.

IT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!

I still don't know which track I'm in love with most, though I have a large soft spot for 'DARE' at the moment and amazingly I still need to try out the DVD, now exciting!

(for those who havn't clicked on yet, I'm a tiny little weensie bit obsessed with Gorillaz, and indeed thier bassist XD)

Aaaanyway, expect some brand new fanart for them when I get round to traditional art again, it's been a long time since I've submitted any and there's all my old DA buddies who are just as obsessed with them as me who I've been neglecting lately, so you guys get ready for 2-D and Murdoc slash a' plenty!

I'm sure my school mates are all like:

I'm going to do a "Happy Birthday Rob!" journal entry on Sunday morning...if I'm not to hungover from his party before. ]]> *KinkyBootz http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5428640/ http://KinkyBootz.deviantart.com/journal/5428640/ Sun, 22 May 2005 10:49:42 PDT

People included in his party of drunken fun were:




And this was what we all got up to, in emotion form...
...and so on and so forth!

There were interesting incidents including ketchup and mustard fights, Dean humping his dog, a flying Rob, me pimping my heart out, us seeing how many people we could fit into a wendy house and onto a garden swing and many other things that none of us can really remember as we were all a little intoxicated.

Playing throughout the night was Dean's new Libertines album, that I bought him out of sheer generosity.

I'm sure I'll remember some more embarassing things that happened, eeek!

Today me, Dean, Sarah and Rob went to Sutton and went shopping with friends...our purchases included a pinapple and some mushrooms and we happily used the trolly to perform odd and painful stunts! Poor shopping center, never has it had it so bad: dope, graffiti and stripping young men.

Being young's never been so much fun and it's Rob' birthday on Tuesday and another party on Saturday!

Yay! ]]> *KinkyBootz