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For now I can respond vaguely on my technique:

I have little or no clue on the tecnical aspects of photography, I was jsut handed a camera when I was assigned to a "pr position in the Norwegian Army", three years ago; these days, I can't even remember the name of the camera.
So, there you go, I am not the man for a discussion on the finer points of ISO.

Generally I take a lot of pictures; and some end up right

-Kjetil

]]> ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/4073201/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/4073201/ Wed, 15 Dec 2004 12:37:27 PST ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2680607/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2680607/ Thu, 17 Jun 2004 09:33:14 PDT ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2618583/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2618583/ Wed, 09 Jun 2004 05:54:34 PDT

1. Du skal skrive ditt eget liv.
2. Du skal overskjære dine familierøtter
3. Man kann seine eltern nie schlecht genug behandeln
(Man kan aldri behandle sine foreldre dårlig nok).
4. Du skal aldri slå din neste for mindre enn fem kroner.
5. Du skal hate og forakte alle bønder, såsom:
Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson, Kristofer Kristofersen og Kolbenstvedt.
6. Du skal aldri bære celluloidmansjetter.
7. Unngå aldri å gjøre skandale i Christiania Theater.
8. Du skal aldri angre.
9. Du skal ta livet av deg. ]]> ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2541736/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2541736/ Sun, 30 May 2004 18:17:26 PDT it's how to make a BANG-alore torpedo
first we'll need some sections of pipe
fill them with sticks of dynomite
crimp the fuse into the detonater
make sure the fuse is long so it won't blow up till later
light the blasting cap into the TNT
light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go
(chorus)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

girl you know we ought-a
take it from Lysistrata
boycott his cock till we get what we want
won't drop my pants if they keep droppin bombs
not even if he's got a twelve inch dong
tell him, "don't show up to war, just play hookie,
if you choose to fight, you won't get any nookie,
and if you're gay, that's okay
"the army doesn't want you anyway"
ready his weapon, then pull away
make them pay for every day
they throw our money away
on mutant children, babies cry
war's really funny, until you die
tell your mom not to give into dad
this isn't electro, it isn't a fad
baby, I'll give you a piece
when there's peace in the middle east
then we'll BANG (x20)

Nobody voted when it was vital
but you made sure to vote for american idol
will somebody please explain to me
how if we kill someone we're really setting them free?
Dic-tators sick haters
tough guys come on settle this one on one
"my dick's bigger, that you'll see, by the size of my artillery"
I spy, with my little eye
money, greed, power, lies
you ask yourself, "where does it end?"
AVENUE D FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
the special forces that we'd endorse is
the under cover agent lover
whose only mission would be huggin' and kissin'
vote avenue D we'll make sure there won't be no more BANG (x20)

G,I,JOE you're a G,I,HO, baby
Gee, I know you're just a G,I,HO
you're a G,I,HO, a G,I,HO
G,I,G,I,G,I,HO
"and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air" went BANG (x20)

shell shock show me your cock you got
small pox make my body rock give me
anthrax put it in my ass
if we get nuked, fuck me while you puke!

chorus ]]> ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2505374/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2505374/ Tue, 25 May 2004 12:07:16 PDT ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2279225/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2279225/ Fri, 23 Apr 2004 00:26:13 PDT ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2178543/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2178543/ Thu, 08 Apr 2004 11:57:08 PDT


We both enjoy deathpunk and homosexual activities, so therefore(sing along now):

Turbongero - Sailorman

Oh so handsome -
Oh so strong -
Tell me stories of distant shores -
All night long -
I shiver all over -
When I see your lovly tan -
And I can tell by your clear blue eyes -
Your a sailor man -

Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man - Take me along -
Show me the porta-prince and Hong Kong -

Oh sailor man -
I sure hope you don't drown-
I'd rather have you showing me Cape Town -
You know your way to New York, New York -
Where we can go to bars -
A strong blonde handsome sailor -
Norwegians call you Lars (Are)

Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man -
I'd gladly die -
To see the ports of Rostock and Shanghai -

Sailor Man -
Oh, sailor man -
Please take my hand -
Oh tender sailor man ]]> ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2081916/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2081916/ Thu, 25 Mar 2004 11:39:56 PST ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2035168/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/2035168/ Thu, 18 Mar 2004 06:59:35 PST
I ain't no architect
Ain't got the intellect
I gotta get away
My time will fade away
I'm gonna spend it in the dust
Yes it's true
I got a selfdestructo bust

I got a steel machine
I got a mongo's dream
I gotta get away
my time will fade away
I'm gonna spend it in the dust
Yes, it's true
I got a selfdestructo bust ]]> ~KjetilofNorway http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/1960540/ http://KjetilofNorway.deviantart.com/journal/1960540/ Sat, 06 Mar 2004 04:09:42 PST Where all the danger kids meet
The dagger dudes and the dirt done cheap
That's what I say
Humiliation Row
Where all the hollow kids glow
Pusslead panthers in the dirty snow
That's what I say
Humiliation Hill
Cowboys in for the thrill
Dimebag daddys with a dynamite kill
That's what I say ]]> ~KjetilofNorway