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[Highlight the parts of this that apply to you.]

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
*I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
*I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
*I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. HELL YA! look at it now xD
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn. (I'm stubborn and love sausage xD)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
*I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (and again, i'm labled as that...wait i do skate so n/m)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
*I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. oh hell no im not preppy
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
*I don't like the SUN so... ]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/22664662/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/22664662/ Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:35:10 PST [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (ive seen someone do it )
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

LUL.
IM RETARDED PLZ

TOTAL: 20

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/22382637/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/22382637/ Sat, 03 Jan 2009 21:04:48 PST 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag your friends!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Pretending (alt. mix) - HIM


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Love in Cold Blood - HIM


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
In The Nightside Of Eden - HIM

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Don't Close Your Heart - HIM


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Close to the Flame - HIM and HER

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Killing Loneliness - HIM

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Love's Requiem - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
please dont let it go (acoustic version) - HIM

WHAT IS 2+2?
Your Sweet 666 - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEnd?
The Face of God - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Stigmata Diaboli - HIM

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
When Love and Death Embrace - HIM & HER

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
It's All Tears (Unplugged Radio Live) - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?**
Wicked Game - HIM

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Don't Close Your Heart - HIM

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Buried Alive by Love - HIM

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Poison Girl - HIM

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Sacrament - HIM & HER

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Venus Doom - HIM

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Dark Light - HIM

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Beautiful - HIM

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Heartless - HIM

WHAT DO YOU REGRET?
Aeris' Theme - Nobuo Uematsu

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH
Sleepwalking Past Hope - HIM

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Ikunnaprinsessa - HIM

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
It's All Tears (Drown In This Love) - HIM

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
The Funeral of Hearts - HIM & HER

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Bleed Well - HIM

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Bury Me Deep Inside Your Heart - HIM

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Valo Yossa - HIM

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Under The Rose - HIM

I saw no sense in this but i was bored....

]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21986384/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21986384/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:38:06 PST
Name: Miroku
Age: 19
Height: About 5'7"
Weight: 220
Hair: Dark Brown
State: The Heart of Mississippi!

Ok, there's the outside me! Heres some info on my life!!!

Family: 2 Brothers & Mom
House: Bedrooms; 3 Bathrooms; 1 Kitchens; 1 Living Rooms; 1
I live on a ½ acre with a rotting shed ;D and my grandmalives in a small house in town she has a dog.

Art materials: Mouse ( D ms Paint, Photoshop, pencil, these tons of free pens that i cant find D:, and colored pencils.

School!

ok, you all remember that stupid kid that hit pretended he had a hitlist, and didn't go to court, and yada yada yada, well he was falsely accused, and is still at our school. his girlfriend (who he doesn't have, and i don't know) doesn't miss him, and she did not cry in school because she REALLY hates him. *sigh* life is overly complicated.



Updates!!!
Guys, i'm going to start to draw random thingys. one of my friends on hear told me that i would be good

but not until i get better with photo shop !

This whole Journal was done to amuse someone. thanks for reading it and all of its uselessness. ^^

]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21738084/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21738084/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:21:19 PST
]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21738068/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21738068/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:20:08 PST but its for a sick person i never tried making a picture like it before so its a sink or swim moment.. plus someone will probably call me inappropriate names for it .. but its worth it

]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21239529/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21239529/ Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:58:19 PDT
Bunch of DUMBASSES need to start working right and instead of tearing down my work..

]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21079872/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/21079872/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:35:23 PDT

I thought this was a plz account.


No this is madness!


But I wanted this to be deviantART... - I wanted this to be Sparta...


Too bad.


But Sparta......


What? - What the fuck is this?


This is politics.


No. This is MADNESS.


No, I'm pretty sure this is politics.


Sparta?


NO! This is MADNESS!


Why?


Because I said it is!


This is retarded.


No, I believe this an arguement.


No shit, Sherlock.


Bawwwwwwwwww, I wanted this to be yiff...


Baww, I wanted this to be yiff too...
~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/20133446/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/20133446/ Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:52:12 PDT is now banned.. it was an ok plz.. and served his purpose. but nonetheless, it still wasn't right for it to be banned especially for "Spam" considering the so called spamming took place only on plz accounts..

anyone who might of liked as far as i know the only person who may have reported him for spam would be..
he may have also reported im not sure.. but at the moment that ones still alive and kicking it..

but im thinking plz accounts should be allowed.. as long as any spam they do stays on plz accounts..
cause thats not bothering anyone..

]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/19686699/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/19686699/ Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:53:17 PDT
<--- was created by me and feel free to use it if its worth it lol
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these below are ones i think are hilarious lol







Ill update with more as i find em lol





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]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/14620162/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/14620162/ Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:43:34 PDT and the game got called off for rain i think so no pep rally lol.
they were very, very, very.... disappointed...rofl

]]> ~Kratoas http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/13893209/ http://Kratoas.deviantart.com/journal/13893209/ Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:54:01 PDT its gonna be a helluva year i can see it.......and i got my Runescape account on at first of this month......i just felt like saying that here....
not sure why though.....and if u want to contact me in game.....leave a message on my page.......hehehe.........no way im leaving my name on here.......lol.......

on a side note if anyone reads this feel free to tell me....

]]> ~Kratoas