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]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/25205861/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/25205861/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:28:22 PDT
However "building them a house" does not include floors, or wall coverings, or furniture past a bed and sofa. She then moves her Sims into this 'house' (which one time, in the Sims 2, did not even include a roof), and immediately puts them all to work to slowly improve their impoverished existence.

These Sims live the life of college students, often waking up late for work, not showering, no entertainment to speak of, forced to read book after book to gain skills which can be used to garner more wages in the work force.

What's more, two of these roommates are designed to hook up, whether they like it or not, like some sort of south Asian arranged marriage. Which also means that the third wheel roommate inevitably must try to fall asleep alone every night to the sounds of his friends gettin' some.

I assume she plays the game this way, forcing her Sims to wallow in misery, so that when she does bestow them with touches of luxury such as a television, lights or floors, it has the power to immediately pull them back from the brink of self-destruction, and give them just enough will to live through those next few skill levels in hopes of a promotion. In hopes of someday finally being financially free.

But, unfortunately for those poor little Sims... that day will never come She will probably get bored of the game before her Sims know happiness, and they will forever be stuck in the purgatory of that last save file, unable to fulfill their dreams, unable to stuff themselves in the oven.

Ha.

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/25205851/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/25205851/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:28:04 PDT
However "building them a house" does not include floors, or wall coverings, or furniture past a bed and sofa. She then moves her Sims into this 'house' (which one time, in the Sims 2, did not even include a roof), and immediately puts them all to work to slowly improve their impoverished existence.

These Sims live the life of college students, often waking up late for work, not showering, no entertainment to speak of, forced to read book after book to gain skills which can be used to garner more wages in the work force.

What's more, two of these roommates are designed to hook up, whether they like it or not, like some sort of south Asian arranged marriage. Which also means that the third wheel roommate inevitably must try to fall asleep alone every night to the sounds of his friends gettin' some.

I assume she plays the game this way, forcing her Sims to wallow in misery, so that when she does bestow them with touches of luxury such as a television, lights or floors, it has the power to immediately pull them back from the brink of self-destruction, and give them just enough will to live through those next few skill levels in hopes of a promotion. In hopes of someday finally being financially free.

But, unfortunately for those poor little Sims... that day will never come She will probably get bored of the game before her Sims know happiness, and they will forever be stuck in the purgatory of that last save file, unable to fulfill their dreams, unable to stuff themselves in the oven.

Ha.

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Any anime fangirl could be a yaoi fangirl as they do look like any typical anime fangirl. In fact, if she is into anime, and considers herself a fangirl, there is a very good chance she is a yaoi fangirl. So just beware of them all.

If treaded around carefully, one will survive an encounter with a yaoi fangirl with relatively few scars...that are physical. Psychologists should be standing by.

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/22848950/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/22848950/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:36:14 PST
One of the most misused words in the entire English language.

There are several types of irony.

Socratic irony - When someone pretends to be naive about a certain subject, and uses his questions about it to point out a flaw in the established belief. This is often used on the TV show South Park, where the children often ask questions about a situation until the folly in a parent's decision becomes clear.

Sarcasm - Understatement, mocking overstatement, or heavy-handed irony (stating the flat opposite of the truth) where both parties are aware of the difference between what's said and what's actually happening.

Situational Irony - The irony that most people think of. A difference between what you expect to happen (in a story, for example) and what actually happens. Rain on your wedding day would be a sort-of example, because a wedding day is generally expected to be a perfect, happy day. The good advice you didn't take, however, would NOT be irony, because that has nothing to do with what is expected and what isn't expected. A traffic jam when you're already late wouldn't be irony either; there's no automatic expectation that traffic will be fine, just because you happen to be late.

Irony of Fate - The concept that the Gods, Fates, etc. are toying with humans for amusement by using irony. Beethoven's loss of hearing is a famous example; one would expect a composer to be able to hear his compositions, but fate denied him that ability.

Tragic (Dramatic) Irony - When the audience knows something that some of the characters don't know in a play/movie/novel/whatever. For example, when the horror flick psycho is in the house and the homeowner just goes in without suspecting anything.

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]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/21615979/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/21615979/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:49:21 PST ...thats right, pudding. butterscotch pudding.

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/21054943/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/21054943/ Sat, 18 Oct 2008 22:19:30 PDT
THE PRIME AXIOM: In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that
can go wrong, will.

2. If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that
will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage.
3. Everything will go wrong at one time.
3.1 That time is always when you least expect it.

4. If nothing can go wrong, something will.

5. Nothing is as easy as it looks.

6. Everything takes longer than you think.

7. Left to themselves, things always go from bad to worse.

8. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

9. Given the most inappropriate time for something to go wrong, that's
when it will occur.
10. Mother Nature is a bitch.
10.1 The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively hostile to it.

11. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

12. If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work,
the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.

13. Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

14. If it doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer.

15. In an instrument or device characterized by a number of plus-or-minus
errors, the total error will be the sum of all the errors adding in
the same direction.

16. In any given calculation, the fault will never be placed if more than
one person is involved.
16.1 In any given discovery, the credit will never be properly placed
if more than one person is involved.

17. All warranty and guarantee clauses become invalid upon payment of the final invoice.

18. Murphy's Law: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one
of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it."

and Smith's Law: "This Murphy was an optimist."

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/19480991/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/19480991/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:03:19 PDT
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge' before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law... ]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/19112243/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/19112243/ Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:34:58 PDT On that score, “The Incredible Hulk” qualifies as a good super-hero movie. We were entertained in a Hollywood summer blockbuster kind of way, with lots of exploding cars, the enchanting hum of gunfire providing a lovely background musical theme, and a thin plot that involved lots of running and hitting things. It’s definitely an improvement over Ang Lee’s “Hulk”, which was much more a brooding family psycho-drama than a super-hero film (albeit with stuff exploding, which would have helped, say, “Ordinary People” be a much better movie).
No, this version stayed much truer to the basic theme of the character from the comics, which can be boiled down to “Hulk smash”. And smash he does, over and over and over again. This is not a Batman-style brooding dark knight, or a shining, Christ-like Superman. Hulk is a primal character — rage, power, and unthinking brute force. Which is a pretty good way to describe the movie, as well. It’s a straight-forward, unabashed muscle-car of an outing, with no apologies made or necessary.
For staying true to the character and for giving me an entertaining two hours or so, I both gave it a solid “B”. Not as good as the very best super-hero movies, but still pretty damn good. If you were to consider it not in terms of how it relates to other genre films but rather against movies in general, I’d probably give it a C or a C+.
I keep it out of the top tier for several reasons. One, the ending is unsatisfying to anyone but a super-hero fan. I don’t want to spoil anything here but basically after it’s over you are left thinking “Well then what was the point of all that?” It very much comes across as one issue in an ongoing saga rather than a complete and satisfying self-contained story arc.

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18601955/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18601955/ Sat, 31 May 2008 23:27:15 PDT (Far away)
Me: Aa-choo!

Random guy2: You ok dude?

Me: Yeah, I guess someone must be talking about me…or unknowingly making an indirect reference to future events in which I’m somehow involved, most likely with disastrous but fairly amusing consequences.

Random guy2: so uh…how that shy girl thing coming?

Me: Oh Great! Next is guns!

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18482314/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18482314/ Sat, 24 May 2008 16:32:30 PDT
- You submit your comments by pressing Tab + Enter
- You check your message box more often than you check the time D:
- You treat your Fella plushie like a normal human being :3
- You thank a lad at school for the devWATCH when you first become friends in offline conversation. ~ *Electromechanical
- You look at the clock and think "wasn't it 4 hours earlier before I went on dA?" ~ roneguard
- You know what all of the symbols infront of the names mean. like = ` $ and others. xD ~ =SasukeUchihaFangirlx
- You know 50 plz accounts off the top of your head... ~ =SasukeUchihaFangirlx
- You talk about dA to your real life friends more than you talk about real stuff... ~ =SasukeUchihaFangirlx
- You have devianart.com as your homepage ~ ~TheShinySword
- You draw a little star whit a "+" on every thing you like how it looks ~ ~Rauru-Umbreon
- The reason you do art is to send it to dA. ~ ~Salwiak
- You sit seeing if you can get your own page by clicking the random devian button ~ EVlANT
- You'd rather chat with your friends on DA than hangout with your friends offline. :3 ~ =JoScene
- You write your name on somthing you put your screen name and for the date you put your pass word ~ ~wolfvahn



I thoght this was great so's I got it form [link]

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18481689/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18481689/ Sat, 24 May 2008 15:42:42 PDT
[link] funny right?

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18390407/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18390407/ Sun, 18 May 2008 21:10:56 PDT [link] good song.....

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didnt mean to call you that
I cant remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And Im sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And youre gone
Its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cuz every now and then I kick the living sh*t out of me
The smoke alarm is going off and theres a cigarette
Still burning
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And Im sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And youre gone
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And Im sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
Its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cuz every now and then I kick the living sh*t out of me
Can we forget about the the things I said when I was drunk
I didnt mean to call you that

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18146762/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/18146762/ Sat, 03 May 2008 10:12:39 PDT [link]

Perfection is my direction,
even if that's all i had.
It's not like I need no correction,
I just know that life's not so bad.

Picture this everyday kids that just can't find a way.
Stuck in disarray can't find hope for better days.
It's the degeneration of childhood frustration.

(In the last 30 years
teenage suicide has increased 300% in North America;
it is the second major cause of death in Canada.)

Perfection is my direction,
even if that's all i had.
It's not like I need no correction,
I just know that life's not so bad.

When will all my problems disappear.
Am I just going crazy from the fear.
Oh my oh my I'm going far past the brink.
This pressure's like a weight,
and I still can't think straight.

Perfection is my direction,
even if that's all i had.
It's not like I need no correction,
I just know that life's not so bad.

I've met my destinations,
so what's left to complain about.
With all these aggravations,
building 'til the seams fall out.

I'm running my mouth dry
with every time I lie.
But Don't tell me without a doubt
this dumbfound luck has all run out.
But Don't tell me without a doubt
this dumbfound luck has all run out.

Perfection is my direction,
even if that's all i had.
It's not like I need no correction,
I just know that life's not so bad.

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/17996370/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/17996370/ Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:10:46 PDT [link] and tell me what you think...and the wrods...


I've been all around the world
I've been a new sensation
But it doesn't really matter
In this ge-generation
The sophomore slump is an uphill battle
And someone said that ain't my scene
'Cause they need a new song
Like a new religion
Music for the television
I can't do the long division
Someone do the math
For the record label puts me on the shelf up in the freezer
Gotta find another way to live the life of leisure
So I drop my top,
Mix and a mingle
Is everybody ready for the single and it goes...

Ha La La La La
L-listen closer to the verse I lay
Ha La La La La
It's all about the wordplay
Ha La La La love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
Yeah The Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay

When it's time to get ill I got your remedy
For those who don't remember me
Well let me introduce you to my style
I try to keep a jumble in the lyrics
never mumble
When the music's makin' people tongue-tied
You want a new song
Like a new religion
Music for the television
I can't do the long division
Someone do the math
For the people write me off like I'm a one-hit wonder
Gotta find another way to keep from goin' under
Pull out the stops,
Got your attention
I guess it's time again for me to mention
The wordplay

Ha La La La La
L-listen closer to the words I lay
Ha La La La La
It's all about the wordplay
Ha La La La love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
Yeah The Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay

I built a bridge across the stream of consciousness
That always seems to be a flowin'
But I don't know which way my brain is goin'
Oh the rhymin' and the timin'
Keeps the melodies inside of me
And they're climbin'
'Till I'm running out of air
Are you prepared to take a dive into the deep end of my head
Are you listening to a single word I've said?

Ha La La La La
Listen closer to the words I say
Ha La La La La
I'm Stickin' to the wordplay
Ha La La La Love
The wonderful thing it does
Because, because
I am the wizard of ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's
Yeah the Mr. A to Z
They say I'm all about the wordplay

Ha La La La La
I'm all about the wordplay
Ha La La La La
I'm stickin' with the wordplay
Ha La La La Love
I love the wonderful thing it does
Because, because
The ooh's and ah's and fa-la-la's are back in love
For the Mr. A to Z they say
is all about the wordplay

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/17942152/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/17942152/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:39:29 PDT
]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/17232810/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/17232810/ Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:29:22 PST Dommy? -yesssssss?- are you high? -but Mr.13, I am a AI, I can not get 'high' as you put it Mr.13...hey look at the rainbows and pie!!-....WTF is wrong with you Dommy!? -Me no know fatso!- I'm not fat!
-......- Dommy? -ZzZzZzZzZ...- Dommy...*sweatdrop*

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if your want to know who dommy is one of my OCs....he is my logic...as you can see he dont work much....

]]> ~Kuro13 http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/16920913/ http://Kuro13.deviantart.com/journal/16920913/ Sat, 16 Feb 2008 21:28:05 PST
1.Sexy No Justu...come on! he had to peep for that!

2.after the time skip he give kakashi his precious new 'love Novel' he said he thought and I qoute "It was pretty boring" that means he read it!

3.can't think of a 3

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