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                <title>lalalala</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:54:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm bored, I am updating my journal just to change it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>FUBAR</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:53:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK<br /><br />I'm so freaking sick of of this... of everything. FUCK ALL!<br /><br />[By the way, I can't change the mood on this journal, if I could, I couldn't even find one that says "I'm sick of living in confusion about every last factor of my life, and needing one thing that I CAN NEVER GET, and that I really wish I'd die, but I'm not going to kill myself, I just wish I were dead because this all is honestly too fucked up to ever get better. I'm sick of living in constant hurt no matter what I try and do, nothing anyone tells me works. I can't live like this, no, not at all. I am always on the verge of breakdown, complete  meltdown and on the verge of crying 24/7. FUCK EVERYTHING!" ]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>- - -</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:46:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ - - -<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>A journal that is nearly two monthes too late</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 19:46:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Let's review a few things.... Portia is a whore who betrayed my trust and used me. She screwed up my mind further than it already was. I hate her so very much. My manic deprressive/bi-polar crap only got worse...much much worse. Stomach problems too...H. Pylori is very fun.<br /><br />So yeah....<br /><br />When avoiding her at the rave the school held I also had the greatest time in so long... and that being with Rynn. Basically from there we grew closer together over the couple weeks... and turns out... hey, I am with her, and for once in my life I have been myself and happy... and most of all, I knew I could trust her, we were friends for a long time beforehand. So we've seen the best and worst of eachother, got to know eachother and never ever thought that we'd be together so we never built up elaborate schemes or lies to make the other be with us. I know also she'd never lie to me because she knows me well enough to know I prefer truth and if I find out someone lies to me, they pay quite a toll for lieing. <br /><br />Most recently I've also noticed something.... she's done so much more for me than I could ever dream anyone could do.... she's brought back the sparkle in my eye, whatever it is, the life... you know, I no longer have a dead lifeless stare anymore, I look like I have a soul again! What more, I have been able to trust her and relax and be myself.... I never thought I could have that with anyone. I knew in every relationship before that they all failed from the start to do anything like Rynn has done for me. Not to mention... I love her with every fiber of my being. I need not question or fear anymore. I actually have peace and happiness for the first time in five years. Which... if you knew what I've dealt with, you would find it amazing that she's done all this for me. Especially with my self-destructive behavior, she's made incredible progress. <br /><br />There's all that I've said( the very very short version...) and much more I wish I could say... and I hope I didn't say anything wrong or something that can be taken wrong, but yeah, there's lots of bits and pieces of the story missing here. I don't want to make this journal too long, so some story line has been sacrificed. D: <br /><br />[[kandi-spell:\> ADDICTION<3]]<br /><br />But yeah... soul mate, amirite?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>EST SYPHAX!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:48:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://thenapkinchronicles.deviantart.com/art/Meeba-79059767">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:01:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hooray for super-cute, intellegent, authoress girlfriend! (Portia is her name)<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />I am HAPPEH FISH OFFERING MAN! ....minus the fish offering part.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>paradigm</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:38:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Episode 24 through 26 of Neon Genesis Evangelion can help just about anyone change completely.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>E=mc^2</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:24:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ amirite?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>Patents</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:23:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ They cost money.....I don't have money.<br />
<br />
I have ideas, but no money.<br />
<br />
SOMEONE GIVE ME AT LEAST $300, preferably $1000. I'll give back what I don't use!<br />
<br />
WHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>read now and spread the news</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:19:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.studentprintz.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticlePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=c7794f20-dfb1-4494-892d-b529895da103">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>OMG</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:51:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ee73e63418003b47d7d5">[link]</a><br />
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I love this, it's such an amazing video.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>UNBALETED</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:13:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I restoredededededededed some of my stuff.<br />
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Other things to come as well....as soon as I make something worthy of submission.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>Maggots</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:56:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ....missing trash pickup is bad, especially when you get LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF MAGGOTS IN THE OUTSIDE TRASH AND SURROUNDING AREA!<br />
<br />
Raid didn't work....Industrial bug killer didn't work....bleach didn't work....bleach and comet didn't work....bleach and the industrial bug killer didn't work.....so, you know what? I got on some old boots, stomped and ground the little bastards into pulp, but that's not why I'm writing this.....I found some....novel ways to take care of the little demons....Boiling hot water(that may have killed some, at least severly destroy them), FIRE! (fire works, it works for EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!), and my personal favorite.....HOT GLUE GUN!<br />
<br />
The hot glue gun idea was my FAVORITE! I could get a little dab of the glue on the guys and then sit back and watch them squirm until I decide to completely entomb them in the searing hot glue, effectively (a) killing them from the heat (b) killing them from being cut off from oxygen (c)completly imobalizing them so that if they DON'T die immediately, they get to die SLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWW *evil laugh*, not to mention not become stupid annoying as hell flies that spread disease.<br />
<br />
I think in all, from yesturday after school until way after sunset, and today after school for a few hours.....I got rid of 95% of them by killing them, the remaining 5% were relocated, some of them made their ways back up to the original area.<br />
<br />
All the methods that work to kill them are all medeval castle defence methods (boiling hot water and hot glue -usually tar or oil was used-, and well....FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....and brute force of a good stomp to the head)<br />
<br />
......I need more hot glue sticks......I KNOW, I'll get candles to put in the glue gun, *manicle laugh*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>BALETED</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:51:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...I got rid of all my art on here, I don't know why, I just wanted to.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>A proposition</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:43:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://forum.deviantart.com/prints/suggestions/864054/">[link]</a><br />
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Read all, if not, just read the conversation between <a href="http://custard-cream.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/u/custard-cream.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcustard-cream:" title="custard-cream"/></a> and I.<br />
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<br />
I wasn't sure about how to make a poll, I guess I just can't, oh well. Anyways....YEA OR NAY?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Orange Cat's Story, Chapter 6, Armageddon</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:44:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Apon this night... it ended. The sky has left me, to see no more, speak no more... she even seeks another. Lo, poor purple sky, that it should come down to this, that she, so hurt from hurting me, should leave me all together; to talk and to see, nevermore.<br />
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Fire to fire, from our mouthes we spoke. Reserved not, speaking fully, O, if only had it not needed to come to this. I had let go, but sadly... only too late. I see no purple in my future... I finally had decided to let go... I cared not... I only wish her a good life... and some day, we could talk again. <br />
<br />
Oh, Great Divine, deliver me... Deliver me from these skies, take me to skies meant for mine eyes. Deliver me from this love forevermore and let me seek another.<br />
<br />
Now I lay here, no sky...save for a sky I cannot have, with no distinct colour as of yet. I had done all I could to hold on, sometimes having to hold on, other times it coming naturally. <br />
But after these last few days.....well... now, I'd have to clasp it tight....Now....these things  part from me....<br />
<br />
Freedom.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>a non-artistic journal entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:14:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A little Quiz of not that littleness.<br />
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1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?<br />
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== A sniper rifle...home made napalm....oh, and a body<br />
<br />
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?<br />
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== Closed, since people are usually not not home<br />
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3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in?<br />
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== folded of course, wouldn't want UNDERWEAR to have fine wrinkles that anyone can ever see...<br />
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4. Sleep on your back or stomach?<br />
<br />
== rarely on my stomach, I think on my back or side<br />
<br />
5. Are you a cuddler?<br />
<br />
== yeah, but no one to cuddle with -_-<br />
<br />
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?<br />
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== Um...a box with my black bathroom theme stuff I had for my bathroom in the apartment, my personal DVD player that I would just pull up on the bed to watch something, a digital alarm clock, then stuff only under there until I clean my room (lots of bubble wrap, dirty clothes, some computer speakers)<br />
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7. Something today that made you mad?<br />
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== Having a very odd dream, OH, and waking up<br />
lawl, just kidding<br />
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8. What were you doing before this survey?<br />
<br />
== messing around on random things on the computer<br />
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9. What will you do after this survey?<br />
<br />
== work on my story, le woot<br />
<br />
10. Marriage or living together?<br />
<br />
== marriage are teh bettar than teh latter<br />
<br />
11. What are you wearing right now?<br />
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== A vibrant dark blue Hawaiian shirt (base colour is dark blue, with black streaks going up, with some flame like black pattern and blueish white hawaiian flowers going around the middle...half unbuttoned) and slightly faded green camouflage cargo pants. Yeah, it doesn't match, but it's SO COMFY, and it's kind of the point not to match, it was inspired by some of Tyler Durden's style from Fight Club.<br />
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White socks...Kenaz necklace from travis, square nail cross necklace and the single kyo bracelet<br />
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12. What's the last thing you ate?<br />
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== two cheddarwurst BBQ sandwhiches, YUM!<br />
<br />
13. How many languages do you speak?<br />
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== one, lawl<br />
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14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?<br />
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== Eh, depends on what it is<br />
<br />
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?<br />
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== plenty<br />
<br />
16. First thing you do when you wake up?<br />
<br />
== Lay in bed trying to remember any dreams I had if they seemed to mean anything, or jsut lay in bed and be comfy<br />
<br />
17. Last person you told you love them?<br />
<br />
== love, inlove = Nija<br />
     love, family love = mom<br />
<br />
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed?<br />
<br />
== both are good<br />
<br />
19. Bite or Lick?<br />
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== ...both....O_o....depends on what<br />
<br />
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?<br />
<br />
== Yeah, about 75% of the time.<br />
<br />
22. Why do you like the person you like?<br />
<br />
....NOT TO BE SPOKEN OF, lul<br />
<br />
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?<br />
<br />
== Pretty much, I hit snooze over and over<br />
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24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?<br />
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== A capachin, sure, a chimp, no...<br />
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25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?<br />
<br />
== THOSE ANNOYING AS HELL SMILEYS THAT MAKE STUPID "OH MY GOD, NO WAY!" COMMENTS!<br />
<br />
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?<br />
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== I dunno, not much...<br />
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27. When will you turn 50?<br />
Uh...... May 1st, 2040<br />
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28. Who is your best friend?<br />
<br />
== Travis, who I still commonly call Tybalt. <br />
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29. Where do you wish you were right now?<br />
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== With Travis, doing parkour, or sparring, or running Route Kanal...I dunno, or just chill<br />
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30. What song are you currently listening to?<br />
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== nothing right now<br />
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31. Have you ever passed out from drinking?<br />
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== I have never drank alchohol...and if I were to, it would be wine or champagen....not pisswater, er I mean BEER OF THE "finest" QUALITY!<br />
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32. How do you handle losing?<br />
<br />
== I kill the winrar!<br />
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33. What time did you wake up this morning?<br />
<br />
== 11:05<br />
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34. Do you have any cousins?<br />
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== yup, about 10<br />
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36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?<br />
<br />
== Tybalt<br />
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37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school?<br />
<br />
== KEYBOARDING!<br />
<br />
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?<br />
<br />
== I...don't....know...probably somewhere around Sir Tybalt<br />
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39. What was your dream this morning?<br />
<br />
== ...Don't ask.... ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>The Orange Cat's Story, Chapter 5, Pain</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:42:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I looked to the purple skies only to see a greater storm, a tempest commencing. By the end, my last life was nearly lost, just teetering on the edge of oblivion, just about to let the form laying dormant in me slowly take over, to gain full control. My mind broke down, piece by piece, heart to rubble. I sighed as I felt more and more of me die inside. I let out a sigh, "I fucking hate myself, I hate this shit hole of a planet and I don't want to see a new sky dawn, no matter what colour, I don't want it, I don't want love. Fuck it, I don't care....". It's sad really, when things regress, when they even get worse than before...it's a terrible thing when The Malicious Alchemist turns gold into lead.<br />
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I yelled out to Crimson, he gave reply, we talked for some deal of time. He saved me from oblivion, from hate, from evil... he saved me from myself, that form that layed dormant inside, now trying to advance itself. "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything..." I said, though thinking that I cared not anymore for the trivial things of this universe, not even the precious things. I still wish for purple skies...but I'm giving up."With everything....dreams, signs, timing, and what we were....it was all too perfect! How can I deny a truth? Why should I lie to myself? Was it really The Great Divine all those times?" I asked Crimson. He said that it may be in my best interest if I move on to find an unclouded sky..."I can't even trust myself, I trust you more than I trust myself" I muttered to him. It's all just too hard for me, I don't want to accept it, because it's all so wrong...or do I just hate being wrong and being fucked over again by fate? I am the only one with the answer, but I'll never know it, for I can't even trust myself...<br />
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Laying down to sleep I mutter through pain,"Oh, Great Divine, please, save me from myself..."<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Orange Cat Story, Chapter 4, Zodiac Cat</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:20:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ These eyes grow to look more like fire...sadly not of the three divine flames...but of the grotesque form that lay in me, dormant, ressurected with the sky clouding over....I fear what change may come to me....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>The Orange Cat's Story, Chapter 3, Lightning</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 16:40:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ One eve before last hath I gone into the wilderness , to deal with the great deal of emotion baring on my heart, weighing on my soul, and aggrivating my mind. Still under the storm of the purple sky had I wandered. Some flash in the sky had gone unignored by this curious mind, I had climbed a towerous structure to greater understand these mysterious strobes. It was lightning from the west, but I felt it was talking to me...<br />
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Apon this night, hath I spoken with the the great divine, and from him, through the western lights he has answered my inquireries. And this orange tabby shall see once again those purple skies I have so loved before, this last life will not go squandered...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>The Orange Cat's Story, Chapter 2, Warm winds</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:28:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I turned and over to a side, I looked and saw a glimpes of the purple sky; I saw it in awe, for why was it in my place? I saw it, it's cloud left me and all that was were the sky and I once more, so I could look apon in it wonderment, and it could look down at me without storm. We were close and I could feel it's warm winds once again apon my lips, these lips that had grown cold from the storm. We were close enough again to where I could touch my lips to the sky. Though to my dismay, I turned and realized, the preceding events only to be children of an idle brain...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>The Orange Cat's Story, Chapter 1, The Storm</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:46:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Years ago, my skies were blue, cloudy, but blue. Those clouds turned to storm, a tempest never before seen in my life, lightning struck left, floods to the right. This tempest grew only stronger, it lasted for so long, seven of my nine lifes squandered. I was left to only two more. I had left the place of the storm, the clouds followed for a short time. The tempest came to a halt three quarter years ago, the clouds parted... I looked up to see an even more beautiful purple sky.  The most amazing and unique sky I've ever seen, I loved to see this sky, and greatly enough it gave me no storms. Sadly these purple skies have left me, leaving me now to blackened stormy skies. I have but one life left....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>M:/subconscious/generic journal.jnl</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 19:27:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [GENERIC DA JOURNAL ENTRY]<br />
<br />
Yeah life's boring. I'm ju.............<br />
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<br />
<br />
***MAJOR SYSTEM ERROR***<br />
  The following file(s) have failed<br />
<br />
M:/subconscious/generic journal.jnl<br />
<br />
Running Concentration.exe to recover lost memory...<br />
<br />
Batch file GIVINGACRAP.BAT has not been found<br />
<br />
----SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN----<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>2=1</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 20:18:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You can't deny math....numbers never lie, lawl.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invalid_proof">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>17th birthday</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 06:02:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, it's my birthday today....*looks around then coughs* I don't feel any different....*scratches neck*.....maybe birthdays before you turn to an age when you get more privileges or rights are overrated...well, this is my last year as a "child", I guess that's all that is special about it. As for 16 years old, I could start legally driving, but yeah....*coughs*<br />
<br />
Well, other than being in a spanish class that truelly does incite near homicidal feelings.....I guess I'm ok, just want to see Nija more, but I get to have her along tonight...we're going to eat at a really cool Japanese restraunt that she likes. We've been together now for 7 monthes, yay. In that time, no fighting, arguments, or even annoying eachother, only being happy with eachother, woot.<br />
<br />
Yesturday I got pretty mad because some stupid bitch whore of an ex-friend of Nija, decided to steal Nija's $300 digital camera during school and lied about taking it. I've never liked her much...she's always been annoying as Hell....now she's just spawn from Hell...If I were there I'd beat that bitch. (notice how I always swore I never would curse....well look how pissed she made me, not to mention I have the decency not to beat girls, well she is a bit of an exception)...Not to mention that she has some crush on me and always talks to Nija about how she likes me, what a dumb bimbo. Plus she has a picture she got from the school of me...in her wallet, stalker bitch....God I hate her, I'd love to go to her and tell her just how much I hate her, so I can crush her damn heart. If she ever tries to hug me too....I'll probably break her arm. There were pictures on there of Nija and I that Nija didn't yet get to get off the camera, and they were REALLY nice pictures too. That bimbo bitch who stole it probably deleted all the pictures that weren't just of me, then looks at the ones of me, I swear I'll find some way to go to her in person and tell her to go kill herself because she's a damned bitch that deserves Hell and that I hate her vastly, to drop her damn crush, beccause loving a person who would sooner kill you than look at you....it just doesn't work out(not to mention I am with Nija, my love)....<br />
<br />
Anyone wishing to donate to the "crush the damn bitch" fund, it's a very worthy cause....<br />
<br />
*breathes in, breathes out*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>question</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:36:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Who is a fatter lard...Tybalt....Spiffy...or Kyo?<br />
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Who is more old and decrepit....Tybalt......Lindsay...Kyo<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>tra la la la la la la</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:30:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup, I updated this....*tickles Nija* told you I'd do it, lawl.<br />
<br />
Yeah, Life is boring, having to change schools from Los Ososososos was hard for a few weeks, but NKCHS was really good for me, block scheduling....open campus policy....NIJA! but now I am at a different school....normal scheduling...7 classes...no Nija....it sucks....I also fear that I may fail some classes *sarcastic thumbs up*. Plus Nija has been grounded since I moved here too....plus jerkface people in church make up BS about Nija and I which gets us in trouble and bi*** and Moan over any bit of physical contact we seem to have....IT'S A HUG, A*******....*coughs and calms down* Anyways...I WANT TO KISS HER AND HUG HER! We only get to see eachother in chruch, so we don't even get to hug....I want to hug her so much, she has the besterest hug evernessishness....and need to kiss her. I mean for the love of God people....a hug and a kiss, simple little expressions of love and they get so butt-hurt over it, it really pisses me off, they should just mind their own business and leave us alone. We arn't making out, geez. Anyways, so she doesn't get to visit either....but maybe this weekend she can come over....she better come over, I need her to come over so much, I just want to talk to her and hug and kiss her as I'd like without worrying about nazi jerks telling her parents that we hugged once during the whole 3 or so hours at church....idiots. Um, I guess that's enough of that ranting<br />
<br />
Lola my neice is evil....she should stop being so cute, it...it actually makes me hate the idea of having a kid less when I grow up...and that's really saying something....and I like her being around, SHE'S EVIL! NOOOOOOOOOO! This shouldn't happen, I should still hate babies. I don't want one when I grow up, and yet I kinda do. *rants a bit*. Um, right, haha, Tybalt will probably read this and be like "what ever happened to the 'microwave to the crotch thing'"...well that evilly cute baby happened to that idea. But she is cute, she doesn't scream much any more I think, that's the problem...she needs to scream then I could return to my stable state of mind that says "I don't want a kid"...anyways, she goes around saying "HI!" to people anytime someone enters the room...and she'll hold out her hand to you and she take ahold of your fingers and lead you around the house...*gets kidnapped by Lola* ...NO! HELP ME! I'm being kidnapped by a baby! Plus when I was watching her, she lead me to the kitchen, I got something from the fridge and she was looking in there and said "up" , so I picked her up, she picked up her bottle from the fridge, drank from it anbd put it back. Lawl, cute.....er....NO! not cute, I DON'T WANT A KID WHEN I AM GROWN UP! O.O<br />
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I LOVE NIJA, woot. =^-^=<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>5% increase... OF YUMMY!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:11:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://aandk.legendaryfrog.com/movies_ayp_w.php">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Nija showed me this, it's great.  tHe ending reminded me of some jokes travis used to make in Jr. high about mentos.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>Sezhwan (spelling sucks)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:15:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ How's it spelled, and is that stuff achoholic?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 19:25:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ that....is when the world will end<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>fdsafd</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:21:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ im a little tea pot. short and shout<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>*sigh*</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 19:30:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ the song must be what it sounds like in my subconsious right now, for those of you lucky enough to have the extracted half life songs, you can know what it's like.....<br />
<br />
I miss Nija and have homework, packing, not getting time with friends, and lots of stuff on my mind....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title> awesome game</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:44:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.digyourowngrave.com/2006/hell-of-sand-falling-sand-game/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>*clears throat*</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:58:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I would like to announce.....<br />
<br />
Tybalt's a fat faced lard sucker!<br />
<br />
loLOLololOloloLOLOLoLOLoloLOLolOlOLolOLO LOL =^.^=<br />
<br />
I'M SO BORED!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>Mad World by Gary Jules</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:29:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The original...<br />
<br />
<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=J3Q1s-HyArQ">[link]</a><br />
<br />
the remix<br />
<br />
<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=1ubQAbwN1b8">[link]</a><br />
<br />
I like both, the remix sounds really cool, and I really like the video to it, I think it was well made.<br />
<br />
Yeah, California for a week. I miss Nija just for being away for ....*looks at clock* ....6 hours, I am going to miss her to death while out there, but it'll be nice to see everyone too, I just might be depressed every now and then, so please understand, but I'll do my best to enjoy my time with you guys. I just hope Nija will be able to deal that long....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>WOOT! I'M COMING OUT TO CALIFORNIA FOR A WEEK!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:08:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup, since the house sold my parents and I are coming back to claim our crud from the house. So this Saturday we'll fly out there and be out for a week. There is a 75% chance of me coming to Legends the Saturday after next! Spread the word for people to try to be there incase I can go there!<br />
<br />
I'm going to miss Nija to death while I'm out there though, but I'll also be glad to see all my old friends too. Plus I need my dosage of smog!<br />
<br />
By the way.........<br />
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<a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/crabs/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>got this in an email</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:59:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.<br />
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<br />
Charlotte, North Carolina: A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and<br />
expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.<br />
<br />
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and<br />
without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the<br />
lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the<br />
lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The<br />
insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man<br />
had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.<br />
<br />
The lawyer sued.. and WON! (Stay with me.)<br />
<br />
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the<br />
claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a<br />
policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were<br />
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,<br />
without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire and wasobligated<br />
to pay the claim.<br />
<br />
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company<br />
accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the<br />
cigars lost in the "fires."<br />
<br />
NOW FOR THE BEST PART..<br />
<br />
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on<br />
24 counts of ARSON!!!<br />
<br />
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used<br />
against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured<br />
property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.<br />
<br />
<br />
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal<br />
Lawyers Award Contest.<br />
<br />
ONLY IN AMERICA! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS<br />
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============================<br />
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<br />
Hooray for happiness.  OOH I have a tophat, and I wear it along with steampunk like clothing minus the belts, sometimes have the goggles, but I can't have them on my head with the tophat, and I don't like them around my neck because they try to kill Nija, and I don't like to have them on my eyes, so I won't have the goggles on for some time I guess. So I can now I can be all steampunk more often, like the businiess casual I guess you'd call it, but with a tophat, woot. Nija is "steamgoth" as she says, hehe.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>um...wow...um...yeah</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:23:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJlU9pBgkyE">[link]</a><br />
<br />
I'd say it's a nicely put together fake trailer, using random movie clips from various movies, some I noticed were when Dicaprio played as Romeo in the modern day Romeo and Juliet, where he took the preist hostage as he was being chased by the police helicopter near the end of the movie. Then another from the hulk, which he wasn't in, but whatever...I think it would be kind of sick to make a movie like this though, seems kind fo disrespectful in some way to the dead. I dunno lol.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>angsty, yet cool techno song</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2006 15:14:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, it's all angsty and about suicide, but I think it's a cool techno song.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13WEAdxX-uY">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Yeah, other than that I'm multitasking, homework, and DA adn thinking about getting some food.  But I'm too lazy, and yeah, I BE HAPPY! lol. Kind of wishing it were tommorow during lunch so I could be with Nija.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 20:46:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/862/avatarrissimolee2la.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>names</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 17:22:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME<br />
(name of first pet + street you live on):<br />
<br />
Dale Vivion (O_o WTH?)<br />
<br />
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME<br />
(grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack)<br />
<br />
Towler Cheezit<br />
<br />
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME<br />
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)<br />
<br />
Husky Noblehouse<br />
<br />
4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME<br />
(silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):<br />
<br />
roo alta loma<br />
<br />
5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME<br />
(first initial + first three letters of your last name)<br />
<br />
Apop<br />
<br />
6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME<br />
(favorite animal + name of high school):<br />
<br />
Cat Northtown<br />
<br />
7. YOUR BARFLY NAME<br />
(last snack food you ate + your favorite drink)<br />
<br />
trail mix ginger ale (...)<br />
<br />
8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME<br />
(middle name + city where you were born):<br />
<br />
Vinvent Fonatana<br />
<br />
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME<br />
(favorite candy + favorite musician's last name):<br />
<br />
York (peppermint patties) Martin<br />
<br />
10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME<br />
(name of [opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use):<br />
<br />
Kylie Verizon<br />
<br />
11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME<br />
(first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name)<br />
<br />
Popler (OMG, Poplers from Futurama! They are not food, they are baby Omicronions!)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
...By the way, I have a girlfriend now! WOOT, her name is Nija, she's so cute and nice and hyper, lol.  I be happy nowz!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>4 Wheelar!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:02:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Anger emoticon on here with the red face looks like it's 4 Wheelar really mad and shaking around just about to turn into Freelar.  Has anyone else throught that?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>Pee Wee's Playhouse</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:28:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok...I'm watching Pee Wee's Playhouse, and I wonder if watching this is kind of what it's like to have an acid trip, haha.  Something funny also is that the Cowboy Curtis on here I think is the guy who played Morpheous in The Matrix.  The word of the day is door if anyone is wondering.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Kyo-1337</author>
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                <title>retarded test</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 15:09:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.<br />
<br />
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.<br />
<br />
[x] I have choked on my own spit.<br />
<br />
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.<br />
<br />
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.<br />
<br />
[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.<br />
<br />
[ ] I've told a cop to fuckk off and gotten screwed for it.<br />
<br />
[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.<br />
<br />
[I can hold it in] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.<br />
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[ ] I've caught myself drooling.<br />
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[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.<br />
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[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.<br />
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[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.<br />
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[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...<br />
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[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.<br />
<br />
[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.<br />
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[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.<br />
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[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".<br />
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[] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.<br />
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[] I've used my fingers to do simple math.<br />
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[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.<br />
<br />
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.<br />
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[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.<br />
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[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.<br />
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[ ] I've done something really stupid wile I was drunk.<br />
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[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.<br />
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[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk<br />
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[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.<br />
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[] I accidently break a lot of things...<br />
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[] My friends know not to use big words around me.<br />
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[] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.<br />
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[] I move my head to the side when im confused.<br />
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[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.<br />
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[] I've fallen out of my chair before.<br />
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[x] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.<br />
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Total score : 7/37 ]]></description>
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