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CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH!

~Kyra-Wolf — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:11:38 PST

.: Kyra Says:

Hey there Kirbeh.

Poyo?

IMMA CLOBBA' YOU!

POYO.

...

HOLY SHIT!

Quiz stolen from Serza. :D

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:05:14 PST

.: Kyra Says:

GAWD having the day off sucks, so I'm just going to do a quiz. You know, I just might make one journal and make it my official quiz journal.... whenever I'm not lazy.

*******

100 Things You Might Not Know About Me...
answer these questions then tag 10 people to do the same.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
The one on my chest, right over my right boob. XDDDD I was holding my cat when something, I don't remember, scared her and she lept out of my arms taking great care to drag one of her claws nice and deep into my torso. Ouch. XD

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Dragons, and unicorns and stuff.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Yes, no, yes. Snoring is something i do as I've been told frequently. I'm no sleeping beauty thats for sure. I have also talked, screamed, laughed in my sleep, along with sleep walking.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
A variety. Mostly oldies rock (80's hair metal is nice.) and electronica.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Nearly around midnight I think.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A fucking hoagie.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Well, it WAS my Wii, but I got it back from my sister. I'm pretty content atm... oh no WAIT! I MISS THE HOAGIE I ATE LAST NIGHT. D< FUCKER. Every time I bit it, it got smaller.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
um- um- My Wii? XD;;;;; Dunno. My cat I guess, but she's not a possession. *pets her obsessively* >>

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'7"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Nope, I actually like closed spaces more than open ones.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Sorta. It depends. I'm not afraid of being in the dark, but I don't know what's in it and that scares me. More like fear of the unknown I guess.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I really don't remember.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Being alone.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Doesn't really matter to me. O_o

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
On a pirate ship in a pirate costume sipping some rum and singing 'Flip out like a Ninja'.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Energy Drink <3

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
OH JESUS. On just plain pizza, onions or if I'm feeling in the mood, pineapple and ham. If I'm in a pizza hut mood, their supreme pizza which is pretty much everything. Then there's chicken wing pizza which in itself is a whole different animal.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
HOAGIE. 8D

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Purple. >>

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No. D8 I LOVE goldfish!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
A teddybear from my Grandpa.

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Yeah, but that's all it is. It'll never progress any further because he wants to stay friends, and I'm too much of a chicken to even consider a relationship. D:

I do want to be able to cuddle with someone though. Anyone want to cuddle as friends? Please?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
My elbows. XD

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Tripp. DDD

... Although I only own a jacket. >8[ As soon as I turn 18...

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
13

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes. I'm a blonde, but there's a lot of 'barbies' bleaching their hair to an almost white, and they're the ones who abuse the blonde and give the bad blonde stereotype and... -shiver-

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
They change all the time. The one I've been saying a bit though is,
"Sonic's the first to die in a room full of fatass?! That's embarrassing!"

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
The beach. <3

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
once, up to Canada.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Well, being alone and not having enough confidence in myself. Also, in the face of danger, 8 times out of 10 I freeze like a deer in some headlights. >>

36. MET ANYO...

Wii update... Brawl is better?

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:48:38 PST

.: Kyra Says:

So I updated my Wii System today with its usual update... and suddenly, my Brawl game is running super smooth, no lag...

Maybe it's because I haven't played Brawl for about two weeks due to my sister hogging my Wii at her house, but still! Everything seems faster, smoother, etc.

Is this just me forgetting how Brawl looked, or did the system update make Brawl awesome?

WHOREWHOREWHORE

~Kyra-Wolf — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:29:50 PST

Whoring out my page with the free -limited for a time- journal skins. Yaaaaay!

BEST DAY OF WORK EVER.

~Kyra-Wolf — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:09:15 PDT

WARNING: This journal contains my misery.

_{So today I decided to go to work. WHAT A DAY.

So, I get to work today, and I start collecting the garbage and all that sort of stuff when Larry spots me. I work at LARRY'S PIZZA, so naturally, Larry is the boss, head hancho. He comes over to me and says, "Um, you're not working today."

I just stare at him and say, "Ye-yeah I am. They said I was." Larry just goes "O RLY!?" And I'm scared shitless and just stand there like a mute freak and he goes through the door to the kitchen. These two chicks are at the bar going "Wow. That sucks."

So I go over, and I'm all "Should I just go home?" and Larry's all "No, no, you'll just go home early." So I'm all GUILT-TRIP and I text Joe, who is my soon-to-be brother-in-law who worked at Larry's since he was like... 14, and I go "OMGWTFBBQ." and he says "I already know, Dave called. Don't worry about it - it's all taken care of." So I just said okay and got to work.

We have a sink in the back - well, it's like 3 sinks together in a nice shiny aluminum coat. You know, a generic 3-sinked industrial wet machine. Anyway, today they were not shiny so I decide to clean them.

A half an hour of scrubbing with this metal thingy and dawn later, the sinks as shiny! And clean! So I litterally just put the scrubby down when the sinks make this godawful gurgly noise when suddenly, all this really nasty water comes up and fills the three sinks to the top. I mean, theres uneaten food flaoting in there and shit, and I'm all "OH GOD, WHAT IS THIS!?"

So I call Bones over, my 19 year old co-worker, point to the now disgusting sinks WHICH I JUST FINISHED CLEANING, and go "What is this?" he mentions something about the grease trap. I got "...fuck my life."

So about an hour of cleaning this grease trap which contains maggots, uneaten food, chicken blood, EVERYTHING that gets washed down the sink pretty much, and the water still isn't going down. Bones goes "I wonder..." grabbed the toilet plunger and plunges one of the sinks. It was a clogged pipe. The water goes down, leaving icky sinks behind and he smiles and goes "Oh, I guess it wasn't the grease trap."

I think I bite a baby in half right there, BUT WAIT. IT GETS BETTER!

So I'm walking back over to the bar and I see Dave, middle-aged blad guy who runs register, with some sort of aerosol can and a knife, stabbing the tip saying "Fuck! It's broken!" I didn't question - once you work once in an environment like Larry's, you just learn not to ask.

I walk around him and I'm walking in front of him to get to the bar when I hear a "YES!" and hissing noise, and then I feel my back get covered with... something. I just go ._. and walk into the bar since I was halfway there, trying to play off that I don't have some sort of cleaner and I don't know why people are laughing. I come back over and Bones tells me that it's neon pink silly string. I'm all "...wut?"

So, laughing, Bones helps me scrape this entire can of gook off my back, Dave and Tat (new guy) laughing like hyenas. Larry, snickering, asks if I can take the trash out.

I fear taking the trash out now.

So I get the two bathrooms on the kitchen side, cross over to the bar and head to the guy's bathroom in back. I knock on the door loudly, you know, to check if someone was in there. No answer, so I open then door.

There, pissing into a urinal, pants around his ankles, PENIS IS FULL VIEW, is some fat middle-aged man. I just stood there, door open, the words "HOLY FUCK NAKED MAN PENIS PENIS PENIS" echoing through my head. I just go "Oh, sorry.' shut the door, and flee back to the kitchen, my eyes bleeding out of their sockets.

It's one thing if the first penis you see is your boyfriend or lovers, but when it's some fat drunk guys? YOU WILL BE TRAMATIZED.

So I find Bones and tell him. HE HAS THE NERVE TO LAUGH. I'm sure if I threw a vagina in his face, he would be just as scared.

So after 10 minutes, I go back over and, my eyes shut tight, grab the garbage from the bathroom (NO ONE WAS IN THERE NOW, BUT I DIDN'T CARE) and continued.

I wrapped everything up and came home.

:3

...

I SAW A PENIS TODAY, OH GOD. D8}

OC thing, DAMNIT KEATON.

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:32:12 PDT

tagged by (F u plz. You know I can't resist these gayass things.)

1. Fill up the blanks with your favorite characters or OCs / Put their names by the numbers, too.
2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.

1 - Kyra
2 - A.I.
3 - Neko
4 - ZARS
5 - Kiki
6 - Levi
7 - Cyrax
8 - Blitz
9 - Electra
10 - META KNIGHT (for the lulz)

1. What if 7 (Cyrax) and 4 (ZARS) kissed?

.... Cyrax would probably taste oil or something and ZARS wouldn't have any idea what just happened. XD

2. Where would 2 (A.I.) bury a treasure?.

Somewhere where only she could remember VIA RAM all the way in the back of her processor. meaning, I don't know. XD

3. 6 (Levi) and 10 (THE META KNIGHT) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?

Oh... Dayum. Both have a lot of patience. Probably Levi... but META KNIIIIIIIGHT is pretty twitchy....

4. 1 (Kyra) is kidnapped (LULZ) and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5 (Kiki). Do they help 1 (Kyra)?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, no. She probably is the CULPRIT of said kidnapping.

5. Who is stronger? 6 (Levi) or 8 (Blitz)?

Srsly? Levi. XD

6. Who is 3's (Neko)Âs secret love?

That one yarn ball that fell apart. 8<

7. Can 8 (Blitz) juggle?
He'd be afraid of the ball bonking his head or something. Plus he's have to touch them and they'd taste nasty I'd bet.

8. 1 (Kyra) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?

Um wow. No. She'd rape them right there, who needs a date?

WHERE IS NUMBER 9? ]8<

7 ate 9 lololol

(Autumn said it best.)

10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7 (Cyrax), 2 (A.I.), and 10 (TEH MEAT NIGHT) stop it?

A BEAST, a super computer, and TEH METTA KANIGHT. Yeah, probably. Meta already did in the anime once, so, what the fuck? Stop a second? No problem.

11. Is 9 (Electra) single?

Yes and is also JAILBAIT. c:

13. Does 1 (Kyra) wish this TAG was over?

Kyra: I demand more about me.

14. 8 (Blitz) and 7 (Cyrax) are dancing to the waltz. 2 (A.I.) comes in and sees them dancing. 2 (A.I.)'s reaction?

... Wow. A little bee-boy and giant Gargoyle WALTZING. If THAT isn't mindfuck material, having an robotic clown walk in? It's like the starting of a joke!

'A bee and a gargoyle are waltzing when this possessed toy walks in-'

Her reaction? Turn the record button on on her eyepiece visor and put it on Youtube. :\

15. 9 (Electra) and 5 (Kiki) go to the movies. What movie do they see?

Don't know. Kiki got them kicked out before they could buy tickets.

16. You are attacked by 1 (Kyra), 3 (Neko), and 9 (Electra). Can you survive?
A rapist vamp demon, a cat thang, and a dream weaver IN TRAINING. THe last two maybe but that first one.... D8 no.

17. What is 4 (ZARS)'s favorite color?
ALL OF ZEM. 8D

18. Can 7 (Cyrax) sing?

.... OH HELL NO. XDDD He barely TALKS, let alone SING? Maybe in grunts or something...

19. A vampire bites 2 (A.I.). 4 (ZARS) sees this, what do they do?

Both would just watch the vampire wither around as oil and electricity would probably taste nasty. That, or watch the teeth break on solid METAL. O_o

20. All the OC's get into a battle Royale. Who will win?

Who's the Butcher? (ThereWillBeBrawlDebate)

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:38:04 PDT

First off, if you've never seen TWBB, check it out here: [link]

It's a GREAT fan series featuring SSBB characters in a murder/gang plot following the main character, Luigi. Right, not Mario, Luigi.

Anyway, SPOILERS FROM HERE ON OUT.

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I want to try and riddle out who the butcher is. :\ I've made a list of the characters so... here we go.

Luigi - Pretty much excluded. He's trying to figure it out.

Princess Peach - Excluded. She was nowhere near Pichu or Roy when killed, and besides, she's MIA at the moment ALA Bowser (supposedly). She wasn't near anyone when they were killed, plus she even went to Kirby for help. That's pretty desperate.

Mario - Same as above - was nowhere NEAR anything when it happened. These first three I think are all good.

Wario - Not excluded, but someone very unlikely to be the case. Wario is a greasy sneaky man, but would not be able to murder like they showed. He's still a suspect, but I think he's the least likely of the bunch.

Waluigi - He's off playing tennis with Red. XD Excluded.

Lakitu - hm... just a Koopa news reporter or someone deeper? He DID seem to freeze up when Mario started interrigating him... but the fact he killed someone? Once again, unlikely. A suspect, but not excluded.

Link - Link is a suspect, no word of lie. I don't THINK he did anything, but Link was always a backstabber in this series it seems, along with Zelda. He is good with a blade, but why he would want the victim's skins is beyond me... I think we should watch him, but he's probably not it.

Zelda/Sheik - We know they're the same person, drop the act. XD Same as Link. Deceptive, and capable, but why? There's no motive, but we should watch her.

Pokemon Tainer (Red) - He's way toooo happy, but none-the-less, he's innocent. You can just tell. Luigi clings to him for that last bit of innocence, and he wouldn't kill Mewtwo... or Pichu. They're both Pokemon and he's absolutely dedicated to Pokemon. He wouldn't harm them.

Samus - She's a suspect. She was the only who stayed behind with DeDeDe when he was murdered. Either she did it, or she never heard the killer enter (which I'll give my suspicions to later.) She seems to know a bit, and obviously has connections. Personally, I don't think she did it, but we still have to look at the facts.

Captain Falcon - Wasn't him.

DK - Obviously not. he's dead now anyway, so who cares?

Pit - As MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE to see this character be killed or something, he's still in and gayer than ever. Still, he's Captain Falcon's boytoy and somehow, I don't see Pit killing anyone. He called Police Chief Link when things got a TAD hairy - killing someone would pretty much kill him.

Marth - Well, no. I don't think so. >>

Ike - Dead, and not it. <<

PoPo and NaNa (Ice CLimbers) - No. They're not in it enough to REALLY be a plot point. They're with Wario anyway.

Ganondorf - No doubt suspicious. He was only in for a grand total of about one episode in all, and left. He seems more concerned about gaining control using Luigi as a pawn rather than a murderer. Still, he was pretty peeved about it all and maybe he thought a few crime sprees would allow him to rise to power...

Starfox Group - Wolf was killed, Fox and Falco are street bums. No. Excluded.

Sonic - He's in a wheelchair. No.

Snake - He's a delirious veteran. No.

Olimar - Why do I get a creepy vibe with this character? He was only in for a grand total of 20 minutes or so and yet he left an impression. Though it seems he never leaves his space ship except to stand around with a "End of Days" sign. Suspicious. >> Still, he's a big guy with no skills but cutting up Pikmen. He'd have a time being sneaky, but his Pikmen cutting skills shows he's not afraid of destroying lif...

EPIC MICKEY... WHAT IS THIS!? I WANT IT NOW.

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:23:13 PDT

[link]

WHAT THE!? STEAMPUNK DISNEY!? WAHT!?

-end excitement-

So on RainbowResort, I fell on this topic just called Epic Mickey, and I was all "okay." And I clicked it out of pure curiosity. I was then greeted by those art shots above, and my mouth dropped.

I don't know if this game is coming out. I don't know when. I don't even know if it's real. Whatever it is, I want it. It's a robotic/steampunk and super dark twist on everything Disney with old forgotten characters out to kill Mickey Mouse or get some sort of Revenge on him.

Damn. That's fucking dark. All I know is that I want this really bad. REALLY WANT PLZ.

And Goofy looks pretty kickass. XD

OC quiz because I'm BORED.

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:54:36 PDT

Stolen from Keaton.

~ Rules:
~ If you donÂt have at least 8 OCs I wouldnÂt recommend this meme
~ Add on questions to this meme! It will make it bigger! bold your questions too
~ TAG PPL PLZ
~ Enjoyyyyyyyy!

1) First list all your OCÂs by first name so we can see your list of all your wonderful OCÂs.

I'll list ten...

1 - Kyra
2 - Kiki
3 - Cyrax
4 - Neko
5 - A.I.
6 - Zars
7 - Levi
8 - Electra (Not yet Drawn. XD)
9 - Blitz

2) Who is your favorite OC?

A.I., Kyra, and Zars are all currently battling for number one. I'd have to say Kyra though, seeing as she was my first ever OC really, and everyone seems to like her the best.

3) Who is your least favorite?

Um wow. O_O Um...-! Um...! LEVI. -just yelled a name-

4) Who is your most developed?
Zars by far. I keep changing Kyra's around, and everyone else I never really bothered with, but with Levi, and her story needs tweaking. Badly.

5) Which OC would you want to date if they magically came to life?

... Seeing as I have two males, it would probably be Blitz. I mean, Gargoyles rock socks, but he's stone. All day. :\

6) How many girl OCs do you have? Boy OCs? It OCs?

Girls: 7
Boys: 2

Look at the list for anyone other than Cyrax and Blitz

7) If you were stuck in a burning building what do you think the third OC (Cyrax) on your list would do?

Probably wonder who the hell set his building on fire, then help me simply because he's a gargoyle, and they were made for protection.

8) Name one thing you regret about one of your OCs.
They're all similar in a way, and are all so CHEESY, but yet I'm attached to them.

9) Which of your OCs do you think would make the best parent out of all your OCs and why?

Neko. She's sweet and kind, and harsh when she wants to be. Sadly, she's a furry. XD

10) Which of your OCs do you think will most likely be put in jail?

Kyra. XDDDD

11) The fourth (Neko) of your OCs was put into the future! What will their job be?

No idea. I really don't know. Maybe freakshow if they sill have them? maybe she could get a job in teh Jay-pan.

12) Name the first OCs (Kyra) catch phrase! (if they donÂt have one just make one up)

Huh. I guess anything to do with the word "Boy-meat".

13) Do all your OCs live together or are they separated?

Okay. Here's the situation so far.

Kyra and A.I. live wherever the hell DD is apparently. You know, the RP house. Cyrax is currently pretty architecture on some building downtown, Neko is in the circus, ZARS works and stays at the local dance club, Levi is surviving alone in the forest, Electra is Eiteis (Autumn, did I spell that right?) apprentice, or is going to be I think, so she'd be with him, and Blitz lives in a hive in a tree in the woods.

So, yeah. Everyone is pretty well spread out.

14) Are there any pairings that are in your OC list? (they canÂt be with someone else's OC they have to be in your list)

Well, Neko had a run in with Blitz and they sort of crush on each other, which is kinda odd,but other than that, no.

15) Your fourth OC (Neko) switched bodies with you for a day. How will they react at the end of the day?

Glad she can be skinny and felxible again... with a TAIL. Maybe she'd appreciate not having a fur coat for one though.

16) Your last OC (Blitz) just became a fifteen year old. What do they do?

Um, nothing too different. He's already like a small shy child.

17) Now randomly select a person on your OC list. Who was it?

Kyra. She's the first one I thought of. XD

18) That OC you just chose? Yeah they think they are superman (even if they are a girl) and are on the roof about to jump off.

Kyra would do it. She's land it too, because she has the power and all that of vamps. She'd probably get a 25 pounce too. (LAWL L4D)

19) Are any of your OCs bored of this meme?

Well, probably. XD

20) Would your second OC (Kiki) prefer the beach or the mountains?

Mountains. Much more places to plot in secret.

21) Would your fourth OC (Neko) battle a shark?

Hell yeah! SHE WANTS THAT FISH.

Okay, probably not. XD That would involve her getting wet and she dunn like that. It's a cat thing.

22) Which OCs hate each other?

ooh, Anyone with Kiki. Kiki hates everything.

OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:41:26 PDT

I JUST TOLD AUTUMN THAT I LOVD HER AND SHE SED THAT SHE DEDNT LOEV ME TAT WAI!

LIFE IS SO CROOL! I WANT 2 DIE! :ICONBAWPLZ: I KANT BELEEVE THAT AFTER WE BRAWLD AND I FALCUN PUNCHD HER OFF OF BRIDGE OF ELDERGARBRAGH! KEETUN TOO!

I HATE THE WORLD! IF U THEENK IM NOT BEING SERIUS, SUT UP!!11! LOOK AT MY NEWEST PITCHER! ITS HER CAHRACTER AND MINE (Actually it's Sega's, but I drew him without a hat. It's like sonic, only tinted sky blue, you know? ) AND SHE DIDNT COMMENT OR FAV IT AT ALL!

SKREW U AUTUMN! I'LL RUN AWAY AWAY WITH KEETUN AND rEd AND START MI OWN FAMLY! WHEN I HAFF BIRTH TO TRIPPLETS, YOU CAN'T TOUCH THEM.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWW!!!111!!!1

In other news, I have cool socks on.

My Personal Review for Klonoa on the Wii

~Kyra-Wolf — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:30:49 PDT

I'm a fucking nerd. I went out and bought it.

I had Klonoa: Door to Phantomile for the PSX, and it's because of my cousin Floki I got into this never-before-heard-of series and I ended up pretty much being it's love child during my younger years, but how does the new one hold up? First off, let's talk some story here.

Klonoa is a cat... rabbit... thing... with ears. Klonoa can hover slightly by flapping those ears. he also has Pac-Man on his hat. 8D

Anyway, he's out for a walk when something fall from the sky and embeds itself into the ground a few yards behind him. Klonoa, being an over-curious Cabbit, turns around and run to go see what it was. It's a ring! Furiously, he pulls it out of the ground (making some of the CUTEST noises ever.) and fall on his ass. A little ball/spirit named Huepow pops out. Instantly, the two become friends and wander the fields, giggling and doing whatever little boys do. There's an explosion at the top of a place called Bell Hill. Klonoa and Huepow are all "What the FUCK!?" so they go to investigate. Cue the start of the adventure.

It's cheesy, but DAMN IT, it was fun. And it still is. Hell, I played through that game all the time on Playstation... till today when I bought the Wiimake. (Ha, see what i did there?)

So, let's get reviewing!!

GRAPHICS

Pretty much the only realy I SERIOUSLY wanted this game - to see how the graphics improved. From the first 2-D/3-D game to all 3-D, it's quite a huge jump. Everything is more detailed, brighter colored, shaded, ETC. A nice jump.

You went from old (top) to new (bottom) here: [link]

That's a huge jump. I especially want to point out the fire and water effects - those are ESPECIALLY nice. The ONLY beef I have with the new one is that everyone bounces. No one can stand still. Klonoa always bounces and his ears are always blowing with no wind somehow... and yeah. Everyone just bounces, including Huepow, but since he's floating, that's okay. I mean, it's nothing BAD, but watching all the characters bounce makes me sort of want to slap them and just scream "STOP MOVING. NOW."

MUSIC/SOUND EFFECTS

All the music was ported from the PSX, went through clean up and into this game. So all the music is exactly the same, only better quality. This is great, because that music is hopelessly kickass - I'm actually torrenting the original soundtrack as you read this. Most of the sound effects are carried over, from the sound of Klonoa's ears flapping, to the pop of the enemies, to the SCHUUCK of the wind bullet coming out of the ring. Yeah, it's all there. No complaints at THIS section...

VOICES

This is where I started to cry. They casted voice actors. To read ENGLISH. Why does Klonoa sound like Silver the Hedgehog? Why does Joka sound like the love child of the Joker and Starscream? Why does Huepow sound more like a girl than he ever did? Who the fuck knows. The only GOOD character with an English voice was Ghadius, and God love him. Whoever he was did a great job. However, English voices suck candycanes. I mean, one of the charms of Klonoa was that they had their own language, so seriously, what the hell?! That was in EVERY KLONOA GAME, why the fuck change it now?

Well, anyway, I was scrolling through options, and found 'Language'. You can apparently change the character's voice from English to Phantomilian, so crisis averted. YAY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN/CURIOSITY. These voices, though, aren't carried over, but were redone. Everyone still sounds the same from the first game... but Joka. He lost his obnoxious voice that even Starscream would go "Bitch. PLEASE." at and was now given a deeper voice. I wish he had his super whiny voice, but, well, we can't have everything. I'm just glad I don't have to listen to Silver/Klonoa talk in English anymore.

LEVELS

Same exact levels. Seriously. All the crystals, cut scenes, and captured musicians are in the same exact places. Nothing has changed besides graphics and crap. I wasn't prepared for that. XD I was able to buzz through the game and get 100% because of that. WOO-HOO!

CUT-SCENES H

Same exact cutscenes, only with prettier graphics. Of course, they were drug out a little longer, and the text is...

100 Picture Challenge?

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:13:11 PDT

Imma gunna try it. I know I was trying it once before with NiGHTS Into Dreams, but the sad part was, I couldn't really do anything that was funny. No ideas came to me... but after seeing this list, I decided to try it again... with Kirby. Why? Because GODDAMN, you can make Kirby ad pals do ANYTHING.

This is also another good way to get MetaLatin jokes in.

So, I'll post the list here and start whenever the hell I can. Wish me luck, and maybe I'll have the ability to, I don't know, stay dedicated? XDD

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1.) Make 100 pics each pic having a theme listed below. Each pic should have ONE and only ONE theme to it, for it to count.

2.) No time limit so have fun.

3.) The main picture should be drawn but not limited too. For all fair purposes, people are allowed to use their paint programs and photo shop to create the pic.

3a.) Pics should be of own artistic ability. You may not edit photos, or break any other rules set out in the DA etiquette policy. Your pics can be anything from sketches and doodles to great master pieces. Just have fun with it.

4.) The list below is to be placed somewhere in your journal for others to see that......
A.)You are in the challenge
B.)What you have completed

5.) Make sure to update this list and check off what is done and make a link to the pic

6.) In the comments for your artwork note if it is part of the list and what ONE theme it is.

------------------------------

THE LIST:

1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence [link]
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears [link]
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night [link]
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale [link]
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror [link]
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance [link]
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror [link]
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

Transformers 2 was fucking awesome.

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:35:03 PDT

No other way to put it.

Just got back from the midnight premiere and like... DAY-UM. @_@ Omgomgomgrobots.

I'd tell you about it, but every little hint I'd drop would ruin something. Seriously. The only thing I can say is that the Matrix (Of Leadership) does come into play in this movie.

OMGOMGOMGOMG, MADE OF SO MUCH WIN. @______@

Skidds and Mudflap, the twin Autobots, were also redneck/hillbillies and had the best lines of the movie... and apparently Bumblebee still is having trouble with his vocalizer.

Just go see it. Right now. Let me go with you, but GAWD. GO SEE IT. NOW.

Wii friend codes. Nao. -EDIT, PLEASE VIEW-

~Kyra-Wolf — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:49:12 PDT

So, I got WWi-Fi and stuff, meaning I can play games over the interwebs! And I have Brawl now!!

And hopefully I'll get summore games... but if you want my friend code, say, to Brawl or send messages, it's 4339-9809-3928.

Gimmie yours and I can register you.

IF YOU DO REGISTER ME, LEAVE ME A COMMENT SO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

EDIIIIIIITTTTTTT

My Wii Code is 3692-9958-6695-5559

The one I gave you before was the Brawl code. Sorry about that. :iconiamhappyplz:

OMGPROWLSCREAMERWTF!?

~Kyra-Wolf — Sat, 23 May 2009 05:34:33 PDT

Transformers today... Prowl and Screamer DIED?! WHAT THE HELL!?

I guess Starscream was expected as he was nearly killed 3 times and when they summoned the All-Spark, that took his and that was all that was keeping him online. If there's one thing I learned from G1 though - if they appear dead, chances are they aren't.

Now PROWL... his death was nearly out of NOWHERE. WHAT THE HELL!? PROWL.

Now Bumblebee is gunna be so lonely without his gay lovebot. D:

PROWL. YOU JUST WOUNDED HIM DEEP. DEEEEEP.

...

He's not dead. He's not dead. He's not dead. He's not dead... he's just... he's just hangin' out with Blurr.. he's not dead....

...

If my life were a movie...

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 14 May 2009 12:57:13 PDT

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
Growing Wings (NiGHTS Into Dreams...)

[Pretty Epic for just opening credits. >> ]

Waking Up:
Cheshire Cat Smile (Milburn)

[Okay, sorta fits I guess.]

First Day At School:
Rain (Nightwish)

[Wow. It IS depressing... school...)

Falling In Love:
Last of the Wilds (Nightwish)

[Okay. XD]

During a sex scene, you scream:
Ocean Soul (Nightwish)

[... none of these are funny. D8]

Fight Song:
Somebody Help Me (Full Blown Rose)

[... I opened my fat mouth. )

Breaking Up:
Halo Theme (Halo)

[... EPIC break up.]

After getting drunk you say:
Copa Banana! (Crazy Frog)

[LOOK! IT FITS!]

Prom:
It's the End of the World as we Know it (REM)

[...ROFFLE]

At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:
Let's Groove Tonight (Earth, Wind, and Fire)

[... SHARE THE SPICE OF LIFE.]

Life's OK:
Reset (Okami OST)

[Reset it! D8]

Mental Breakdown:
Sonic and the Death Cheese (uknown)

[... holy dumb fuck.]

Driving:
If you Think I'm Sexy (Rod Stewart)

[... *puts on pointy black sunglasses*]

Flashback:
At Wit's End (Pirates: At Worlds End OST)

[okay. Yeah, that could work... for a sad flashback... or epic one.]

Getting Back Together:
The Heartless Has Come (Kingdom Hearts)

[That made me snort.]

Wedding:
Hamster Dance (Hampton and the Hamsters)

[Best. Wedding. EVER.]

Birth of Child:
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Daft Punk)

[...I can think of 3 different ways why this is wrong...)

Paying the Dues:
Dragon Boy (Spirited Away)

Your deepest secret:
Take on Me (A-ha)

[... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]

Night Before War:
Bed of Roses (Guns 'N Roses)

[Okay, fits I guess.]

Final Battle:
Mea Culpa (Enigma)

[One that makes sense, because Mea Culpa is latin for 'My Fault' so, for a mental battle, WIN.]

Moment of Triumph:
Chop Suey (System of a Down)

[.... uh-huh.]

Death Scene:
one-Winged Angel (Kingdom Hearts)

[LAWL. EPIC DEATH.]

Funeral Song:
beyond the Door (Kingdom Hearts)

[Meh.]

End Credits:
Waiting for Tonight (Jessica Simpson...? I really don't know.)

LAWL. I SENSE A BOX-OFFICE BUSTER A'CUMMIN'~!

... haha. I said cum.

Haha.

Ha.

Haa.... <<

Devious Journal Entry

~Kyra-Wolf — Fri, 08 May 2009 05:38:45 PDT

Instructions:
Start with 100%. X everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

[ ] 1. Smoked.
[x] 2. Drank alcohol.
[x] 3. Cried when someone died.
[x] 4. Been drunk.
[ ] 5. Had sex.
[x] 6. Been to a concert.
[ ] 7. Gotten/given a handjob.
[ ] 8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[x] 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (... Our little group of friends does that. All the time.)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

[x] 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
[ ] 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
[x] 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] 15. Been to prom.
[x] 16. Cried at school.
[x] 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
[ ] 18. Went streaking.
[x] 19. Given or received a lap dance. (ReD. All her, that kinky whore. XDD ReD, I love you.)
[x] 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%

[x] 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] 23. Kissed a stranger.
[x] 24. Hugged a stranger.
[ ] 25. Went scuba diving.
[x] 26. Driven a car.
[x] 27. Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] 28. Hit by a car.
[x] 29. Had a party.
[ ] 30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

[x] 31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
[ ] 32. Got paid to strip for someone.
[x] 33. Run away from home. ( got a block away.)
[ ] 34. Broken a bone.
[x] 35. Eaten sushi.
[ ] 36. Bought porn.
[x] 37. Watched porn. (ROFFLEASIANFETISHPORN)
[ ] 38. Made porn.
[x] 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (There are some chicks in this world who are just so gorgeous, you can't help but say DAY-UM. She knows who she is.)
[x] 40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

[ ] 41. French kissed.
[x] 42. Laughed so hard you cried.
[x] 43. Cried yourself to sleep.
[x] 44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] 45. Stabbed yourself. (Not on purpose.)
[ ] 46. Shot a gun.
[ ] 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
[x] 50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

[x] 51. Watched a person die.
[x] 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (Not kissing, but all my friends mess around... well, I guess it depends which way you take it. Not sexual- oh, wait. ReD and I do retarded stuff like that...)
[x] 53. Pranked somebody.
[ ] 54. Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] 55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (MY MOTHER! 8D )
[ ] 57. Dressed punk.
[ ] 58. Dressed goth.
[ ] 59. Dressed preppy. (I do not believe in stereotypes.)
[x] 60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%

[x] 61. Avoided somebody.
[x] 62. Been stalked.
[x] 63. Stalked someone.
[x] 64. Met a celebrity. (Um... Homer Hickam, but he's not a CELEBTRITY... just a famous guy. >> )
[x] 66. Ridden a horse.
[x] 67. Cut yourself. (Accident.)
[ ] 68. Bungee jumped.
[ ] 69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
[ ] 70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

[ ] 71. Got caught stealing something.
[x] 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[ ] 74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
[ ] 75. Got arrested.
[ ] 76. Been pregnant.
[x] 77. Babysat.
[x] 78. Been to another country. ( will be tomarrow)
[ ] 79. Started your house on fire.
[x] 80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( well, some thing like that. >_>

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%

[x] 81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (Its still growing back)
[x] 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
[x] 83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (:< My Uncle George died.)
[x] 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (Boy was that a mistake. )
[x] 85. Sat on your butt all day.
[x] 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
[x] 87. Had a job.
[ ] 88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] 89. Been called a whore. ( it was a joke >> )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%

[ ] 91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
[x] 92. Been in a car accident.
[x] 93. Been told you have beautifu...

What Disney Princess am I?

~Kyra-Wolf — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:08:07 PDT

Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead.
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[x] You love to dress up.
[x] You love animals.
[] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[] Your mom is really strict.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[] YouÂre afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[x] You have left your shoes at a friendÂs house before.
[x] You have blonde hair.
TOTAL: 5

Belle:
[] YouÂve kissed someone your friends didnÂt like.
[] YouÂve been lost in the forest.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[x] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
[] You love to take care of people in need.
[] YouÂve had guys like you only because they think youÂre pretty.
[x] YouÂve rejected at least one person when theyÂve asked you out.
TOTAL: 6

Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very rich/important.
[x] You are very clever. (Um.. sure. My GPA is good. XD)
[x] YouÂve been with someone way different from you. (friendwise)
[x] YouÂre unique and different from everyone else.
[x] YouÂd never marry someone just because they were rich.
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[] You donÂt have a lot of friends.
[] YouÂre independent.
[] You are wealthy.
[] Your parents try to control your life.
TOTAL: 5

Ariel:
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but itÂs hard for you.
[] YouÂre a bit of a trouble maker.
[x] YouÂre the youngest in your family or in the last 2.
[x] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
[x] You collect something.
[x] You have/had long, hair.
[x] You have/had a pet fish.
[x] YouÂre extremely curious.
[] You believe everything people tell you/youÂre a bit gullible.
TOTAL: 8

Snow White:
[] You know youÂre beautiful.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[] YouÂve almost been killed.
[x] You have at least seven good friends.
[x] YouÂve had food poisoning.
[x] You have/had short hair.
[] You get along with almost everyone.
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
[] YouÂre happier when youÂre out of the house than in.
TOTAL: 5

Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[x] YouÂve pretended to be someone youÂre not.
[x] YouÂve had a physical fight with someone.
[x] You have/had considered running away from home.
[] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[x] A lot of your friends are boys.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] You love your family so much that youÂd do anything to protect them.
TOTAL: 8

Aurora:
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[x] You have a decent singing voice. ( I did. D
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
[] You spend most of your time outside.
[] YouÂre adopted.
[] YouÂre very romantic.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
TOTAL: 3

Pocahontas:
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[] You are more spiritual than religious. (... depends how you look at it.)
[] YouÂve been in an interracial relationship.
[x] One of your family members is dead.
[] Your parents are very protective of you.
[x] Someone you know has been in war.
[x] You love nature.
[] You have/had black hair.
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] YouÂre very adventurous.
TOTAL: 6

I am between Ariel and Mulan...

do I get a dragon and/or a crab as my buddy?

DO I TURN INTO A SAMURAI FISH!?

Holy fuck, win.

Are you getting pop-ups?

~Kyra-Wolf — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:24:27 PDT

I keep getting these annoying pop-ups ONLY ON DA, for a virus thing, which is obvious malware or something.

Is anyone else getting this?

I'm off the internet till further notice, mmkay?

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:20:02 PDT

So, my wrists are killing me officially. I've decided to stay off the computer a few weeks, and maybe they'll get better.

I don't know what I have just yet, but it's in both wrists now. My piano teacher, my dad, mother, sister and I think it may be carpel tunnel. If that's the case, I have to get to a doctor.

Till further notice, I'm off.

Transformers: Animated - Transwarped

~Kyra-Wolf — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:31:13 PDT

Kicked so much ass.

We finally found out Sari is part cybertronian-organic robot android who, using her key, went out of control and nearly killed Bumblebee, but also turned teenage. Kickass.

I swear, if she ever gets fully robotic, I honestly sense a relationship between her and 'Bee. There was fanart of it, but I never thought it would be plausible.

The headmaster unit thing was... annoying.

Shockwave is nearly found out about 6 times...

BLURR IS KILLED OFF. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW. I DIDN'T THINK THEY COULD KILL OFF AWESOME CHARACTERS.

BLURR, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Starscream is in an endless cycle of doom... along with Meggies, so thats funny. Tom Kenny ftw.

Cliffjumper appeared and all I could think about was SRM:Transformers... which is bad. XD

Hot Rod/ Rodimus also appeared, so that was cool.

Sari's robot form is hot/hardcore. Good for her!

TEENAGE SARI, OMG. YAY!

I want a milkshake now. :<

OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT: Yay Ratchet flashbacks!

Who wants to make a little money?

~Kyra-Wolf — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:15:12 PST

[link] is hiring!

In case you're wondering, yes, I'm an employee there, and we're currently working on an order and we DO need help.

So, how do you make money, you ask? Here's the thing.

We get orders in to post on forums. Yeah. That's it.

You say "I want to do -insert number- of posts out of -insert number-:" and boom! You do those posts and topics as you're required and you get money.

It's easy. It's simple. It's legal.

The pay, I repeat, the pay is not the greatest, only at 10 cents a post for a customer representative. If you do well, though, and get promoted, that moves up to 12 cents and finally 15 cents. It doesn't sound a lot, but let's do something like this...

Say you do 250 posts for an order.

At 10 cents: $25
At 12 cents: $30
At 15 cents: $37.50

It's not a lot, but think about it. It's better than getting nothing, innit? And I mean, you're posting on FORUMS! You can do, what, twenty a day or something? It's not hard!

Of course, some things are required, such as grammar. If you typ liek dis, we wil no hier u. If you speak in complete and literate sentences, that will help you out a lot.

If you're interested, here's an application you can fill out.

[link]

Good luck and we hope to see you there!

Fanmaren Quiz. Lawl.

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:47:01 PST

~The Fanmaren Quiz~

Rules
-Use 5 of your maren (or less, depending on how many you have)
-Have your fanmaren answer each of the following questions.
-Once you are done, please tag one or more person.
-NO Tag Backs

1. So, to start it off, What is your name?
NEON- NEON. That's it.

2. Any colours that are your favorite?
NEON- Every color; I sort of have to put up with it anyway.

3. Do you have a mate/spouse?
NEON- No. I don't have time for silly things like that.

4. Do you dislike anyone? If so, name them.
NEON- NiGHTS. He rebelled against the master.

5. What do you do in your spare time?
NEON- Try to find more commands from the master. He hasn't contacted me in a while...

6. Have any hobbies? If so, what are they?
NEON- I have basic magic skills, but I haven't used them in so long, I'm a little rusty.

7. Do you like your creator(s)?
NEON- I respect Wizeman very much.

8. Have any kids?
NEON- No.

9. Have any relatives?
NEON- All 'maren are related someway or another.

10. Any favorite foods you like?
NEON- I don't really eat.

11. Any favorite drinks?
NEON- I don't really drink.

12. If someone you loved very much passed away, what would you do?
NEON- Never would happen - love has no point.

13. Do you have a dark past? If so, how?
NEON- No. I simply followed masters orders, but Wizeman hasn't contacted me recently. Apparently, I'm doing a good job.

14. Have a job?
NEON- To take Ideya from dreamers and all that jazz.

15. The quiz is over. What now?
NEON- Can I go now?

Ha. Just jumping on the band wagon.

I sole Autumns OC quiz, lawl.

~Kyra-Wolf — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:16:56 PST

Quick, pick 12 OCs!

1. Zars
2. Kyra
3. Maliel
4. Dark Dan
5. NiGHTS (he has to be in here somewhere.)
6. Anarchy
7. Ren
8. Xeno
9. Sessy
10. Amber
11. GSC
12. JESUS.

1) 9 becomes a prostitute! WHAT HAPPENS?!
Sessy.... THAT'S AMAZING. XD

2) (WHERE IS QUESTION 2?)

3) 8 and 12 run for president, with 4 and 10 as their running mates. Then they all decided to get plastered instead. They wake up the next morning all together in one be-(ROOM). What did they do in their drunken fury?!

Xeno would totally wake up with Amber, DD looking at Jesus going "HOLY FUCK!" and Jesus all "I had you saying that all last night, boy."

... I'm going to hell.

4) I sure set you up in that last question, didn't I? Why is 5 standing in your doorway with whipped cream on their priv-(PIE?)?

. . . Looking for Dark Dan, HAW HAW.

5) 1, 2, and 11 go on a Grand Theft Auto-esque killing spree! Who gets the tank, who gets the jetpack, who crashes their helicopter into the highest building, and who jumps off said building for no apparent reason?

Zars would get the jetpack and/or helicopter.
Kyra would jump off a building, and GSC would get the tank. (IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES, MAN!)

6) OMG IT'S HALLOWEEN! Their costumes?

1. A raver (Zars)
2. A nun (Kyra)
3. A prostitute (Maliel)
4. Cat girl (DD... against his will.)
5. Pedo bear (NiGHTS)
6. A psychiatrist (Anarchy)
7. An Angel (OF DEATH!! Ren)
8. A human (Xeno)
9. A Japanese School chick, sailor thing and all! (Sessy)
10. A cop (Amber)
11. Jason from Friday the 13th (GSC)
12. Satan (Jesus)

7) 4 (Dark Dan) is investigating a serial killer. He/She discovers it's 2 (Kyra) and catches her. 4 (Dark Dan) quits their job with the FBI, but 6 (Anarchy) convinced them to solve one last case. 3 (Maliel), an annoying tabloid reporter, bugs 4 (Dark Dan) about 2 (Kyra), who 4 (Darkdan) sees to get help on the case. Meanwhile, 8 (Xeno) meets 5 (NiGHTS), they have a fling, and 8 (Xeno) turns out to be the new killer 4 (Dark Dan) is looking for. 8 (Xeno) sets 3 (Maliel) on fire and goes to Brooklyn and eats a painting. 2 (Kyra) gives 8 (Xeno) 4's (Dark Dan) home address, endangering their wife 7 (Ren) and son 9 (Sessy). 8 (Xeno) sets his/her house on fire, pretends to kill his/herself, and leaves 5 (NiGHTS) in the house to die. 5 (NiGHTS) gets out as 4 (Dark Dan) arrives. Back home, 4 (Dark Dan), 7, (Ren) and 9 (Sessy) are attacked by the still living 8, (Xeno) who 7 (Ren) shoots to death, after 4 (Dark Dan) got shot a bunch of times. 4 (Dark Dan) gets a letter from 2. (Kyra). 1, (Zars) 11, (GSC) and 12 (Jesus) had no part in this.

8) Which OC first realized that the last question was the basic plot of the movie Red Dragon?
JESUS.

9) 1, 11, and 12 go to a disco as revenge for not being part of question 7. What do they do?

Zars - Download some new information on curse words to learn how to cuss.
GSC- pulls out a bazooka
Jesus- FORGIVES.

10) 4 becomes an Olympic swimmer! Are they awesome or a failure pile in a sadness bowl?

Since it's DD, Failure pile in a Sadness Bowl.

11) 5 stars in a por(LOVE MOVIE), along with 3. 7 is the director. What is 9's reaction?

NiGHTS x Maliel... LAWL.
Ren Directs it. LAWL.
Sessy.... would love it. LAWL

12) 11 has an affair with 8 to make 2 jealous. 6 is disgusted, and 12 laughs in their stupid faces. Does 10 have a nice butt ?

Gsc has an affair with Xeno to make Kyra jealous... okay. Anarchy would be disgusted because it's STRAIGHT LOVE, and Jesus can laugh at anyone... and SURE! Amber has a nice ass. XDDDD

13) So, number 6... Why so serious?

ANARCHY LAWL.

14) 7, 1, and 12 become a ninja team, and 9 is their sensei. THEN WUT?!

Ren, Zars and Jesus... Amazing. XD Sessy would probably be killed by JESUS.

15) 3 can never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Like Maliel would care. XD

16) 7 poisons 9's drink and does unspeakable acts to his/her dead body. 2 finds out about it. Who do they warn first, 10 or 8?

So, Ren poisons Sessy? I'm not surprised. XDD Kyra would warn Amber....

lolanotherquiz

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:49:12 PST

1. YOUR STAR NAME(street you live on + name of first pet):
East Grove Angel (Uh huh.)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack): Mariam Mark Special K Bar. (....)

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): Cooks Mirakuya

4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied): Bugsy Nanticoke

5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME(first initial + Last three letters of your last name): SNGS. (...wut?)

6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME(favorite animal + name of high school):
Cat Greater Nanticoke Area. (...)

7. YOUR BARFLY NAME(last snack food you ate + your favorite drink):
Special K Bar Iced Tea. (These are stupid. srsly. Even for me.)

8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME(middle name + city where you were born)
Lynn Nanticoke

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME(favorite candy + favorite musician's last name):
Caramel Bangalter (... )

10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME(name of [opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use):
David Verizon

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME(first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name /+/ first 3 letters of your pet's name + first 3 letters of the town you live in)
Jenbel Angnan.

( ^ That one makes sense. ^ )

ABC's

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:32:36 PST

lolLaura

A
- Available: Yup
- Age: 16 in 8 days
- Annoyance: Could be
- Animal: Cat

B
- Beer: Cat piss in a can.
- Birthday: February 5
- Best Friends: Waaaay too many.
- Body Part on opposite sex: Chest
- Best feeling in the world: being loved
- Blind or Deaf: Tough... I really don't know. Probably blind.
- Best weather: Sun
- Been in Love: Yup
- Been on stage?: Yup
- Believe in Magic: Yup
- Believe in Santa: DEEP INSIDE.

C
- Candy: Chocolate with caramel
- Color: Purple
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese, no arguing.
- Cake or Pie: Cake... although it's a lie. :<
- Continent to visit: Europe
- Cheese: Sharp Cheddar
- Car you would never want to have: A van

D
- Day or Night: Night
- Dance in the rain: Sure

E
- Eyes: Blue
- Everyone's got a(n): Soul
- Ever failed a class?: No

F
- Full name: -INSERT SUBJECTS NAME, HERE. -
- First thoughts waking up: Is there a snow day?
- Favorite cereal: Special K with Shrubberies.

G
- Greatest Fear: Loosing someone close to me
- Goals: To be an actor
- Gum: Anything minty
- Get along with your parents?: Yeah
- Good luck charm: Don't think I have one. XD

H
- Hair Color: Blonde
- Height: 5"7
- Happy: When I'm content
- Holiday: Christmas or Halloween
- How do you want to die: Peacefully
I
- Ice Cream: Green tea... yum!
- Instrument: Piano

J
- Jewelry: Cat collars ftw
- Job: Maybe Sanitary Bakery or the Library
- Jaywalk? Surprisingly, no

K
- Kids: Maybe someday
- Kickboxing or karate: Karate
- Keep a journal?: No

L
- Longest Car Ride: 8 hours

- Love: Sucks when you're not in it, blows when you are.
- Letter: Z
- Laughed so hard you cried: Done it

M
- Milk flavor: Chocolate.
- Movies: Wall-e
- Motion sickness?: Only after I eat and I read in the car at the same time.
- McDÂs or BK: BK.
- Number of Siblings: 3
- Number of Piercings: well, I have one in each ear, but I don't use them, so, really, 0.
- Number: 13

O
- One wish: To be the best I could be
- Ovaltine: No
- OS: Windows XP

P
- Perfect Pizza: Chicken Wiiiiing
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi

Q
- Quote: "LOOK AT THAT FAT COCK!!" (Rooster walks across the screen)
- Quit: lolwut?

R
- Reason to cry: If someone dies
- Reality T.V.: YUCK
- Radio Station: I don't listen to it. XD
- Roll your tongue in a circle? I can. XD
- Ring size: I dunno.
- ReadinÂ, ÂRitinÂ, Âr ÂRithmatic:... wtf? 3 r's?

S
- Song: Right now, it's "Nobody Dances Anymore"
- Shoe size: I dunno. Whatever fits.
- Salad Dressing: Ranche
- Sushi: YUMMMMM!
- Skipped school: ...yes.
- Slept outside: yeah
- Smoked: Nope
- Skinny dipped: in the bath tub
- Shower daily: Pretty much
- Sing well: Used to.
- In the shower: ALL THE TIME!
- Swear: ... FUCK YEAH. .... ;;;
- Strawberries/Blueberries: STRAWBERRIES!
- Steak: Yum!
T
- Time for bed: mmkay.
- Ticklish: Yeah
- Thunderstorms: Awesomecakes.

U
- Unpredictable: Sometimes
- Umbrella or jacket: Jacket XD

V
- Vacation spot: A beach
- V-8: Yum
- Vote: Pfft, no. Only for OPtimus or GLaDOS.

W
- Weaknesses: tickling
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: I dunno. XD
- Who makes you laugh the most: Floki. XD
- Worst feeling: Not accomplishing something
- Wanted to be a model: No
- Where do we go when we die: Back to our homes where the only emotions are love and understanding... till we come back to cruddy Earth again.
- Worst Weather: Super cold. :<

X
- X-Rays: are awesome.
- ÂXes: huh?

Y
- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: Is the color of Bumblebee

Z
- Zoo animal: Leopard

Seme or Uke? Ha-ha.

~Kyra-Wolf — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 14:03:14 PST

Stolen from Sessy.

Less than 20 - Seme
More than 20 - Uke

01-[x] You like to be content in everything.
02-[ ] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you donÂt like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you donÂt know what to say. (
03-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[ ] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[ ] If you donÂt like something, you start crying and you donÂt care if you start talking too loud. (Meh. I just put on my big girl panties and deal with it.)
06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[x] You like making others blush. (SO FUN. XD)
08-[ ] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand.
09-[ ] YouÂre usually shy with the opposite sex.
10-[ ] You like romantic- funny anime. (romantic, not really. )
11-[ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.
12-[ ] You have listened Âan cafÃ©Â.
13-[ ] You like listening to it.
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 song on your computer of Âan cafÃ©Â.
15-[ ] You are innocent and a little clumsy.
16-[x] You smile at kitties.
17-[ ] You usually say Âkawaii-.
18-[x] You like plushies.
19-[x] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.
21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22-[x] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.
23-[x] You cried with Pocahontas' ending. (when I was small.)
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.
25-[ ] You call your pets with cute names.
26-[ ] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.
27-[ ] You're easily to trick/convince.
28-[x] Some men scare you.
29-[xxxx] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32-[ ] YouÂve said ÂKyaoÂ or something like that before.
33-[ ] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, youÂre at the defensive.
34-[ ] You like j-pop.
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi-you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa.
37-[x] You smile with no reason.
38-[ ] You usually are very positive.
39-[x] When thereÂs a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40-[ ] You usually donÂt understand what your parents say.

18/40

Im a Seme... HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

What the FUCK!?

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:27:42 PST

SRSLY. WHATS GOING ON WITH THESE PAGES, DA!? HOLY CRAP.

Death

~Kyra-Wolf — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:54:09 PST

_{It's a really strange thing.

We're born. We live. We die. Some go before others. Sometimes, the ones you really wish would die live to a ripe, old age while those you care for most go at the worst of times.

For those who say a loved one of theirs died, and you say, "I feel your pain." No. You don't. If you never lost a loved one, friend or family, you cannot possibly imagine the pain it brings.

And those people who live for nothing more except making sure everyone around them is happy and smiling, bringing people joy with their talents they effortlessly share with others, or if it's simply helping you when you're down are the ones who go too soon.

Erin Schultz was an amazing woman. Probably a ray of sunshine from the big man himself, she always did the above and more. If you were sad, she would always find a way to make you smile.

Sabrina, an aquaintence of mine, said herself she never knew Erin. In fact, she didn't even know her name! Yet, she came to the band room when she found out in tears. We hugged and she was upset because Erin lived down the street from her and they would sit next to each other on the bus and just laugh at anything.

She was in her car, coming to school ready for another day when she hit a patch of black ice. She lost control of the vehicle and crashed into the trees. Rushed to the hospital, there was nothing they could do for her. It's always the best people, the nicest people, the most talented, the warmest people that always die young.

Erin, my friend, band geek, partner-in-crime, and sister, please, rest well.}

_{âªwhere are we?
what the hell is going on?
the dust has only just begun to form
crop circles in the carpet
sinking feeling

spin me round again
and rub my eyes,
this can't be happening
when busy streets amass with people
would stop to hold their heads heavy âª}

In My Pants

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:45:35 PST

Put your music player on shuffle and go through 15 songs; after every song put "In My Pants."

1.Da Funk... in my pants.
2.Sayonara... in my pants.
3.End of All Hope... in my pants.
4.THIS IS SPARTA...in my pants.
5.Canned heat... in my pants.
6.Bumblebee Captured... in my pants. (OH.MY.GOD.)
7.Animal I've Become... in my pants.
8.The Song You Hear When You Die... in my pants.
9.Fish sticks!... in my pants.
10. House of Wolves... in my pants.
11.Dodgeball... in my pants.
12.Witchdrums... in my pants.
13.Dead to the World... in my pants.
14.Angel of Love... in my pants. (It's all the 'Bee's fault.)
15.This Device has Been Modified... in my pants.

And some extra, because its funnah. XD (I AGREE SERRAAAA)

16.Another Night... in my pants.
17.Never Gunna Give You Up... in my pants.
18.Human After All... in my pants.
19.You Spin Me Right Round... in my pants.
20.Slaying the dreamer... in my pants.

LAST ONE.

* Personal Jesus... in my pants. (Oh Jesus. )

Urban Dictionary...lulz. XD

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:19:18 PST

1.) Your name?
INTERNETZ NAME: Kyr

the hottest bitch on this planet. a female who loves sumo wrestlers at night.
woahhh, look at that kyra!?

(SNARK.)

REAL NAMEZ:

The sexiest girl in the world

(apparently, I'm sexy. XDDD)

2.) Your age?
16 (I'm less than a month away, I consider myself 16. xD )

Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"

(Well, at least I'm sexy...? and can fuck in the U.K. Woohoo!)

3.) One of your friends?
Sarah

The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!

(Damn right. XD)

4.) What should you be doing?
Drawing. T_T;

Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:

* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.

(that one's normal. D: )

5.) Favorite color?
Purple/Black

BLACK:
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.

PURPLE:
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

(...)

6.) Birthplace?
Nanticoke

A place in the ass-crack of Pennsylvania where it's common to find dirty men in their mid to late 40's riding bikes around town as a form of transportation. The town isn't very large, only spanning about 3x2 miles, but can somehow house the same ammount of marijuana, heroin, cocaine, and various types of pills as Philadelphia. As a matter of fact, the only way most people ever heard of Nanticoke is from the stoner magazine "High Times."

Population in Nanticoke consists of the aforementioned freaks on wheels, slutty teenage girls who can find love interests in more than 4 guys at a time, hardcore kids who claim to be straight-edge but couldn't possibly be in a town so riddled with drugs, teenage males who are overloaded with testosterone and steroids who also say the GNA Football Team will take states the following season only to lose every game and continue their trademark of winning 5 games over 5 seasons, and people who are older than the town with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

Activities in Nanticoke include 3 main things for 3 main locations. On every street in Nanticoke, there are disgusting pizza places, hole in the wall bars filled with the town drunks, and churches. In general, you can get dysentary from a local pizza place, get sloshed at a bar, and then go worship at church, all on a walk down your street within one hour.

(all true. ah-ha-ha.)

8.) Last person you talked to?
Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

(true dat, homie.)

9.) One of your nicknames?
Merg

The act of eating out a dead chick and then pushing down on her stomach so that all of her fluids start flowing out.

( O________________O UM. UM. OKAY. MORE THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW.)

How bad is Kyra? :O

~Kyra-Wolf — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:55:08 PST

Spell your name without an E, R, S, H, K, I, M, L, C, A, Y, N:
TP.

I'm TOILET PAPER!?

2. Are you single?
Yup - and loving it! >D

4. What is your favorite color?
Purple

5. Least favorite color?
Blue

6. What are you listening to?
I'm Shipping Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphies

8. Are you involved with anyone?
ReD and I are partners in crime.

9. What is/was your favorite subject in school?
French or English

10. Do you have money?
7 bucks. Bitch yeah.

11. Would you take an ex back?
Not the one I had.

12. Where do you wish you were right now?
On a rainbow. Goin' to candy mountain!

16. What should you be doing right now?
Uh, I dunno.

WAIT, WHERE DID 13-15 GO!?

THE CAN'S:
Can you blow a bubble? Yes
Can you do a cart wheel? Nope
Can you touch your toes? Yeah
Can you wiggle your ears? Yeah
Can you touch your tongue to your nose? No, but GSC can.

THE DID'S:
Did you ever want to be a doctor? A vet. >> So yes
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? Yes (Still might be a Junior Firefighter though)
Did you ever want to be a teacher? Yeah, kinda.
Did you ever break the law? Sure. XD

THE DO'S:
Do you like roller coasters? Fucking love them <3 (I like Heather's Answer)
Do you own a bike? No
Do you play the lotto? Nope
Do you like football? Meh. If I'm really THERE, then yes.
Do you have a shopping addiction? Nope.

THE DOES:
Does your family have family picnics? No. XD
Does your wallet have any pics in it? No

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with? ReD
Last car ride? Coming home from ReD's.

LAST THING?
What was the last thing you bought? A Transformers shirt, 2 pairs of gloves and Kuromi socks from HT. I KNOW, CHRISTMAS MONEY!
What was the last thing you had to drink? Milk
What was the last thing you watched? Skinwalkers. It was... kinda ghetto. XD
What was the last thing you read? CAT: The Ultimate Guide
What was the last thing you hand wrote? Uh... a drawing of Sari Sumdac I attempted a few days ago and failed. XD

THE WHO'S:
Who last talked to you on the phone? Mom
Who was the last person you took a picture of? Pssh, I dunno.
Who do you miss right now? FLO-OOOKI!
Who last hugged you? ReD

CURRENTLY:
What color shirt are you wearing? White spray-paint band shirt. XD
Have any tattoos? No
Have you any piercings? Yeah, but I don't use them.
Straight hair or curly? Kinda kinky naturally, but I make it straight now.
Where are you? On the computer, duh.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Failed a class? Home-Ec, or almost. I can't sew for crap, and apparently, I didn't do it correctly when my mother helped. *EYEROLL*
Confessed your love and been turned down? Sorta. XD
Accomplished a life goal? Yes.

SIX THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. The color purple
2. Mythical animals
3. Books
4. Incense
5. Candles
6. Transformers.

FOUR THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. Aron
2. School, dress code. T_T
3. Chem - do we have a test!?
4. I'm kinda hungry.

The way to win your heart? I'm not a trophy to be one. Let's start off with not being a whiny bitch. That's a good way to start.

When was the last time you really laughed? Today

What are you like when you're drunk? Loopy, apparently. Ha-ha, ask ReD. XD

Do you drink milk straight from the carton? ...no. That's icky.

Who knows a big secret about you? I dunno. XD

How long is your hair? To my butt once. T^T Now to my armpits. It's growing back!!

Who was the last person who told you they loved you? ReD. XDDDD

When was the last time you sang out loud? Today

What did you have for breakfast? Poptarts!

Is your birthday on a holiday? Nu

What instant messaging service do you use? AIM and MSN

Are you signed on it right now and if so, who are you talking to? No one

Can you cook ? Surprisingly, YES. XD

Did you have a nap today? No

What do you wear more, jeans or sweats? jeans, USED to be sweats.

When is your birthday? February 5.

Do you have any regrets? We all do. ^_^

Do you use an alarm clock? YUP... and it doesn't like to go off now and then. XD

Whats the first thing you notice of the opposite sex? How they treat others.

What color is your favorite shoe? Black

ENTIRE US JUST GOT RICK ROLL'D!

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:44:46 PST

Macy's Day parade is currently on. I was waiting for the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friend's floatand it came on. Bloo started singing "Let Me Tell You 'Bout my BEST FRIEND" and they sang for about a few seconds and then there was a record screech.

Out of the house comes Rock Roll, singing that song on the internet.

I was in stitches from laughing.

Yup, the entire US just got Rick Roll'd. Happy Thanksgiving.

Thingy

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:36:28 PDT

Quiz stolen from Lady and Autumn and ReD!

Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance
[] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment )
[] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[] I've broken a bone
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[]I've drunk a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've crashed a car. (Go-Kart.)
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone
[] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex, even a worshipful one.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (honestly, who hasn't?)
[x] I've cheated on a test. (once.)
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed....

One of the most fucked yp dreams you'll ever read.

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:48:12 PDT

I guarantee.

JUST A WARNING, I AM NOT ON DRUGS.

It starts off, I'm laying in my bed, under the covers, next to Rini (Female Sailor Moon). We're in my room, except the wall behind the bed isn't there and we're in school or something. We're supposed to be reading a story about some bee or something, except Rini is sleeping and snoring up a storm and I'm reading a manga. Some big coach guy appears out of NOWHERE and yells at me. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT READING THAT BOOK! TURN TO 314!" So, I pick up this old Spanish book (I know.) and try to turn to page 314 and the page numbers keep disappearing or I get to the page and its suddenly 514 or something. So, about now, I'm pissed off. I run up into my attic, which is a wooden attic, and I hear in this familiar voice "Hello again." I suddenly yell "OH HELL NO." and run as fast as I can away from Karl. I run down my stairs, and into the basement. My friend Claire and her sister are playing on my moms typewriter, but they're making music, like a piano. They're playing some kind of duet, and Claire's pinky is going abnormally fast and looks like it's made of rubber. Chris suddenly appears and laughs, and then they jam a huge needle-syrnge into the belt, complaining about the dress code. I'm totally ignored, so I go outside. I run down my sidewalk and into the alley. I then run into my garden because some kid got lost under the soil or something, then Amber and DJ appear out of NO WHERE, dressed exactly like Tira from SC, equipped with her weapon. so, suddenly, I go, OH HELL NO. MY DREAM. I'M DOING WHAT I WANT. (Cue slight lucidity.) So I open this portal up on my metal fence and hop in, and shut it before they can get in. This is also where I became lucid a bit. So, I'm walking down this darkened hallway when I hear "hello. Welcome to Enrichment Center." and Im all "FUCK! GLaDOS!?" and I hear "How do you know who I am?" and I run into this room, and the shrapnel and leftovers of her former body are there, and I look up and there's that spot in the ceiling where she used to be. She is surviving in one of those camera things, only its pointed and instead of a red light, its orange. I'm all "OMFG. GLaDOS! I'm a huge fan!" And she's all "Thank you. I'd give you something in return because you like me, maybe cake, but I can't." SO I told her I'd rebuild her. Suddenly, all these construction guys appear out of nowhere... and... start to rebuild her. There's all these rows of seats nearby as well, set up in rows like at a movie theater, and I'm sitting there, and GLaDOS was sitting next to me. She's like... very pale personcom looking thing, with a white bodysuit on and computer chip patterns all over it with that Star Trek looking visual band over her eyes, glowing red. She said she was hungry, so I was all "You want some pie?" and she 'blinks." "What is pie?" I told her it was like cake, only different. So, this ... I think it was rhubarb pie, appears and I give it to her, complete with whipped cream and she gobbles it down as we watch these guys rebuild her... body from the game. Suddenly, I look at her and think 'ROBOT' and I'm all "Gotta go GLaDOS, I'll be back!" she waves at me, and keeps eating the pie. and suddenly, I'm in my schools auditorim with a giant screen set up with a projector on it, because I see the windows media player thing blinking across it and I'm in my Bee hoodie.Apparently, we were going to see TF2 right here and now. So, hardly anyone is HERE, yet... fans are here. And this guy stands up and says "before the movie, anyone who would like to say anything about the movie, please come up." So, two kids I know, Scott and Aron, two brothers, go up and do the armpit fart thing into the microphone and the guy is all "PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT THE MOVIE BEFORE IT STARTS." and half the line sits down. I go up, and I start talking and Marlee starts doing that hand motion, like... I talk too much. I ever remember what I said."I'm sure, since this is the second movie, there will be a lot more excitment. There is over 24 new robots and some are a little odd, such as two twins who turn into an ice cream truck. So, I speak for all of us when I say, let the movie begin!" and I'm applauded, and I refuse to tell anyone who's in the movie. it starts up and it turns out they cant show it to us due to copyright infringments, so he turns on the movie about a bee. (Sound familiar? )So, disgusted, I get up and walk out.
Suddenly, I'm back in my room, next to Rini, getting all these books off my bed. I remember one was the first harry Potter book.
The coach guy comes back over and goes "WHO IS THAT FISH!?" and points to the cover of my giant Disney book I have. I said "its Flounder from the Little Mermaid. He's Ariel's best friend."
This big guy is suddenly MOVED and start to cry a little bit, telling me to carry on and leaves me and Rini (who is STILL sleeping) in peace
and then I woke up.

<...

Ghost Messages anyone?

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:24:08 PDT

Okay, ever since this new layout thing, it keeps saying I have 10 new deviations when they refuse to show and I keep deleting the same journals over and over and they keep popping back up. Needless to say, this is -sort of- pissing me off. Anyone else having problems with this?

Help Technicallity Grow!

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:29:21 PDT

Below is a link to a site called Technicallity. Here is a good place to join to talk about anything technical! Feel free to give it a shot; we need members!

[link]

Guaranteed to find someone and some topic to relate to~!

Google thing from Knuxie

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 27 May 2008 11:45:52 PDT

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: 'Stephanie needs some help" .... ROFFLE. I SO DO. XD

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie looks like two bald Fraggle Rock puppets" ... OUCH. XD

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie says that she wants to know
Why she's given half her life, to people she hates now
Stephanie says when answering the phone
What country shall I say is calling from across the world"

its a SONG apparently. XDD

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie wants to see Tanners Uterus" ....... next one. please. thanks.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie does massage" Huhu, I get to touch nude people. XD

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "stephanie hates Myspace!" XD That explains why I'm on it.. how?

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie asks Rick to consider one more time" Damn right. I'll pop a cap in his ass. XD

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie goes home on American Idol" DAMNIT SIMON. I HATE YOU.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie likes spending time with her 3 pound chihuahua" .... I hate them dogs though. D:

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie eats strained peaches" ...kay then. XD

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Stephanie wears men's underware in public" ......what the hell? XDD

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Stephanie was arrested for suspicion of methamphetamine possession" ... Oh dear. D: You weren't supposed to know that.

-STOLEN- DA name thing. :D

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:43:58 PDT

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

Your real full name:

S : You love to drink
T:You're loyal to those you love.
E:Great in bed.
P:You are popular with all types of people.
H:You are Quirky.
A:Easy to fall in love with.
N:You like to drink.
I:Great in bed.
E:Great in bed.

DA NAME

K : You're wild and crazy.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
R : Fucking crazy.
A : Easy to fall in love with.

.. Im an alcoholic and great in bed apparently..

:flirt:

Anyone else having trouble with GIF?

~Kyra-Wolf — Sun, 18 May 2008 14:42:53 PDT

I just tried uploading a .GIF picture about 4 times now and DA says I can't upload it into this category; try another. I did and it says the same thing. Anyone else having this problem?

Stupid quiz things. HOLY CRAP, IMMA ACTIVE! 8D

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:35:23 PDT

1. Post these rules in your journal so others know how it works.

2. Post 8 random facts about yourself in your dA journal.

3. At the end of your post, tag 8 more people to learn some random things about.

4. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged.
---

1. Growing up in my childhood; I barely played with Barbies or Betty Spaghettis and NEVER touched make-up. Instead, I grew up with Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Disney, Pokemon and Sonic. Sadly, about one thing out of the past mentioned was intended for girl or both sexes. GO TOMBOYS.

2. I have never kissed a boy before. Ever. Everyone seems to loose that kissing virginity in high school; NOT MEEEEE! 8D

3. Even after the series is totally over, I'm still a harry Potter fantard. :B

4. If I could swap my human ears for cat ears and a tail (maybe even claws) I'd do it in a heartbeat.

5. I have a life toher than the computer. Im in band, science teams, and overall, find ways to keep me busy.

6. One place I want to go to before I die is Tokyo.

7. My dream job is becoming an actor; I like to amuse other people.

8. I'm a lot smarter than how I act and look.

I taaaaggg....

anyone who wants to do this. YEEE!

Kyra Survey

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:45:53 PST

-If you want me to SUFFER and do any other OC's of mine, let me know. :3 -

ARTIST'S Point of view:
Appearance:

1) What's your character's name?
Kyra Minimaru. She prefers just 'Kyra'.
2) How old are they?
Old. Since she has vampire blood in her, she ages normally, but her apperance changes slowly. Shes a little bit ofer 2000 though.
3) Are they a boy or a girl?
Female.
4) Their race?
Vampire/Shifter crossbreed. A 'mutt' I guess. XD
5) If they suddenly become part of the 'real' world, and ended up in a very populated area, how many stares would they get?
Dude. This is Kyra. She's get a bit, simply because of her OUTFIT.
6) Is your character considered 'normal' in their own world?
Vampires and Shifters are normal, but the corssbreed she is rare. Not unheard of, but rare. So... A little bit, but not really.
7) What would be their most recognizable feature(s)?
Probably either her black and purple color scheme, or her outfit.
8) Would you consider them as attractive?
I guess. :3

Personality:

9) Do they have a temper?
You bet she does.
10) Does your character ever get depressed?
She can, but she tries to hide it; she's not emo. XD
11) Leader or Follower?
Leader. She hates to follow, which is why Akai probably gets pissed off at her at times. >>
12) What's the main aspect of his/her personality?
She's either dumb as a fox or sharp as a marble. It sorta depends on how she feels.
13) Do they have any hopes or dreams?
She had one and that was to avenge herself and her mother, which she accomplished. At the moment, she wants to stay with her SUSPi-kins and just get along with the world. She does wish that she could be a normal human, not a vampire or shifter.

History:

14) Do they have a family of any sort?
She probably has connections to other vampires and shifters, but she doesn't know where they are and who they are. She has no parents, as they're both dead, but she's adopted brothers and sisters.
15) Are they out on their own?
Its an on/off thing. Sometimes shes with friends, other times, its alone.
16) Have they encountered any traumatizing events?
Well, she was raped by her own father, who mistook her as just another female wolf, so, that had to hurt. She was also nearly staked a couple of times.
17) What was probably the best time in their life so far?
Coming from the last fight she had victorious against her father.

Romance:

18) Single?
Nope. >>
19) Have they developed any romantic relationships?
Oh man, quite a few.
20) Virgin?
Wait, let me stop laughing and then I can answer...
21) Does your character like flirting?
Indeed. She flirts with any guy she wants in bed. ;3

Symbolism:

22) What animal would you associate them with?
Wolf
23) Musical Instrument?
A grand, creepy sounding organ.
24) What colour would you associate them with? (not their fav. colourÂ that's later.)
Black.
25) Element?
Probably earth.

Showing the Love:

26) Do you draw your character?
I sure do. :3
27) Do you write about them?
*NOD*
28) Have you ever drawn/written about them as the opposite gender?
In an RP with Autumn ONCE. >> But, no, not really. I should.
29) Do you use them in any rpgs?
Yes.
30) What other ways have you appreciated them?
RolePlaying, simply her just being my muse. >>

Miscellaneous:

31) Is your character wanted for anything?
Well, she was wanted for being a vampire and whatnot. Probably for manrape, but who would believe a man was raped? Murder too, probably. Hey, survival of the fittest.
32) What are three weaknesses in him/her?
She's dead terrified of guns. I mean, DEAD TERRIFIED of them. Just seeing one can send her into the whole freezing-deer-in-headlights thing. She's also allergic to holy or blessed items, as they can be deadly to her. Another weakness could also be her big mouth. She could get pretty cocky and accidently let her gaurd down.
33) Three strengths?
Transforming into any animal is always a plus.
Vampiric strength
Her determination
34) Do they have any vices? (Drinking, gambling, drug use, etc.)
She's only an alchoholic when it comes to rum, and she's addicted to sex. Well, we all knew that.
35) What's one quirk about them?
No matter what she does, for some reason, everyone loves her.
36) Does your character have any phobias?
Guns, holy objects, being eaten,...

Silly Quiz Thing

~Kyra-Wolf — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:23:28 PST

3 Things Quiz

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Find my online friends and lovers, such as SUSPi, Autumn, Lady, ETC.
2. Be in a moooovie. *w*
3. Not be a virgin. 8D

Three Names You Go By:
1. Steph
2. Kyra
3. Many more, such as Kir and Kyr-Kyr. However, you cannot use those unless you are Baggy or SUSPi. D<

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1. Perra86
2. NiGHTSWannabe
3. Kyrawolf ? XD

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1. my hair. >>;;;
2. My eyes
3. ...... My... uh... um..... uhh.. >>

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1. RUSSIAN AND UKRAINE, BABY! BREAK OUT THE VODKA!
2. Polish
3. Whelch. >>

Three Things That Scare You:
1. SINGING. PLASTIC. CHRISTMAS. TREES. DON'T ASK. I'M AFRAID OF THEM LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
2. Gore doesn't bother me, but anything of mutilation to the eyes scares me. >> I can't watch it.
3. Someone almost dying. O_O;

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Food of some sort
2. Music
3. The computer. >>;;;

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Guys and Dolls shirt
2. Underpants
3. Uber old junky short. XD

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1. Daft Punk
2. E Nomine
3. Manhiem Steamroller

Three Of Your Favorite Songs :
1. Dreams of an Absolution - Sonic, SIlver's Theme
2. DotA - Basshunter
3. Das Tier in Mier - E Nomine

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1. Able to sit through movies with me (Check )
2. Someone who understands my strange, womanly needs (Check)
3. Fun to cuddle (Check 8D )

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1. I sometimes pretend to be sick to go home from school now and then.. >>
2. I have a strange fetish for long haired guys. >> And I can't shake it.
3. My cup size is triple D. 8D

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1. Similarities (Check)
2. Cute (Check)
3. Tummmmy 8D (CHECK)

Im too lazy to change them, shaddap. XD

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Talking to my peeps online. XD
2. Playing instruments. <<
3. Singing

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Play with Phil's hair. D:
2. Open presents. XD
3. Eat. >>

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1. Actor
2. Engineer
3. Mad Scientist. XDDD

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1. new Jersey ;D
2. Disneyland 8D
3. Virginia, to bother the hell outta Floki. XD

Three Kid's Names You Like :
1. Tira
2. Jack
3. Edward XD

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1. I wince at the color pink. O_O
2. I wear teeshirts, hoodies, and jeans, complete with boots or sneakers. XD
3. I always wanted to play hockey. XD;;;;

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1. I have boobs. :B
2. I have a cycle that shall not be named, because it hurts.
3. YAOI. 8D

Tag three people

...

I DON'T KNOW.
D:

Kyra Entry O_O

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:23:51 PST

I had this idea once before, but was doing it and told me I GOTTSA do it, so I did.

Enjoy.

KYRA: n; singular. To be overly obnoxious, moody, insane, annoying, or absolutely random, normally used in vain, or as an insult.

Ex.Will you stop being a Kyra?!

Â²A creature found roaming a house, often mistaken for a crazed shadow. Kyras tend to pop up unexpectedly with no warning whatsoever and tend to annoy people. The appearance of a Kyra is normally the foretelling of great headaches, loss of shadow control, dreams going wonky, patients wearing thin, giddiness and laughter at nothing.

Kyras can be lured away by video games or food. When cornered by a Kyra without the previous mentioned items, you can coax it with: A tummy rub, kitty pets, a cookie, or a boot to the head. Depending on who you are can also change how a Kyra would react. If you are a ÂReDÂ, chances are you and the Kyra will rule whatever they please. If you are a ÂDJÂ, the Kyra is probably your bitch. If you are a ÂTekoÂ, youÂre screwed.

The habitat of the Kyra is crazy colors, mostly purple and black, and there must be something fuzzy and/or chewable. If there is none of the above, the Kyra goes on a rampage and will eat your sour gummi worms until she is given what she wants.

The diet of the Kyra is: Whatever the hell the Kyra is feeling like. However, one thing Kyras do NOT touch is sprinkles. The ÂReDÂ is the one responsible for missing sprinkles. However, Kyras do love to hide your lemonade.

There have been some weaknesses of the Kyra documented. One is an older brother or sister of the Kyra, such as an ÂAnnieÂ, a ÂBrianÂ or a ÂJohnny.Â These older creatures can take a Kyra and tame it, as long as they are in the vicinity. The greatest weakness is ÂMomÂ, where the Kyra can suffer the cruelest punishments. The Kyra species also fears many shades of pink, and it hates singing Christmas Trees. When encountered with the pink, the skin of the Kyra sizzles and burns; while the Christmas Tree sends it into a hysterical emotional breakdown and itÂs forced to submit by turning tail, emitting a scream of ~~terror~~ rage and running. They also hate being following in small, narrow places, such as the stairs or a funhouse.

Kyras are known for being perverts, being random and daring, singing when no one else is, butchering the French language, immersed in Science of sorts, drawing, playing or listening to music, traversing to many football fields in a band that marches, and in front of a computer. An occasional Kyra MIGHT be spotted in the nearest mall in the stores: Hot Topic, SpencerÂs, Orange Julius, The Disney Store, and CafÃ© Europa. They are also found in your bed, in the 9th grade hallway, your shadow, your closet, your nightmares and the streets.

Kyras love to dress up; it is their native way. They love hats that are crazy, especially jester hats. YouÂre a madman if you decide to take one of their hats with asking first. They dress up, normally in Cosplay or drag, and get into character a little too much sometimes. This is when a Kyra can cause severe headaches, thoughts of suicide, and explosive diarrhea.

Kyras like to act. They want to be well-known someday, and most all Kyras have connections to bigger, higher people. Kyras can be dangerous to meddle with.

Kyras like videogames that are a bit fantasy, fighting, imaginative, funny, and mostly random. They have weird senses of humor, normally resulting in a viewing of Monty Python or quoting Evil King Stan a lot. They do NOT feed off Keels, to popular belief, but they do annoy them from time to time. Kyras mate with pillows, and give birth to pillowcases, but only on Tuesdays. Any other day, they mate with Phils and constantly whine about their small breasts.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, click on ÂSend a MessageÂ and ask the Kyra Expert any more questions about the Kyra race.

_{Â© 2007-2008 Kyra Productions, home of the first Kyra.}

Music Quiz

~Kyra-Wolf — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:15:02 PST

- TO TAKE THIS SURVEY, SIMPLY PUT YOUR MUSIC PLAYER ON SHUFFLE -

- AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WITH THE TITLE OF THE SONG THAT COMES ON -

[it's better if you don't cheat and don't skip any songs.]

What is your name? Or what should your name be?: LLama! (The.. llama song.. from Albino... MY NAME IS LLAMA. XD)

How is your life going?: Carnival De Paris (my life is a Carnvial! XD)

What is your nickname?: GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY! (...I love that song. xD My nickname can be molly, SURE! )

What is your theme song?: Rainbow Brite Theme -HARDCORE MIX-
(Damn STRAIGHT.)

What is your best friend's theme song?: Somebody Help Me

How is your life going to turn out?: Escape from the City (.... XD! Yeah! Lets go to Hawaii!)

Will you get married?: Gypsies, Tramps and Thives (....I'll let you decide this answer. I can think of 143 different reasons to why this answer is perverted, funny and sluttish. XDDD)

Will you have kids?: Sir Robin (... I know what his name will be xD)

What will your job be?: Canadian idiot (... *looks at her French II grade*.. THIS WAS A SET UP. D8 )

Did you/will you finish school?: Captain Jack (AM I a drop out then? XD)

Who is your best friend?: Apache! (An indian rapper apparently. xD Or, something.)

Who is or will be your significant other?: What is Love? (I don't know what love is. xD I honestly never experianced it fully. >>

Who do you like?: Moon Revenge (Well, maren are tired to the moon... and... and maren are fan characters... so, it all works out. XD!)

How will you die?: Samurai Pizza Cats! (ouch. Sounds scratchy-death like.)

How do you feel right now?: Korbinski (... I am in a Tetris mood. xD)

What is your favorite song?: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT. (... XDDD!)

How could you describe your parents?: Rainbow Connection (D'aww.. I.. Love... Mother. ((<- Doctor Tran joke)) so, it fits.)

Your best friend[s]?: Lola - Mortal Kombat theme. (Yup. It describes them. XD)

Your teachers?: Back In Black ( XD!!!! MR. FLEURY WENT GOTH.)

Your significant other [or crush...]?: Popcorn (Yum.)

Yourself?: Dragostea Din Tei (DAMN STRAIGHT. XDD)

What is your best feature?: Feel Good Inc (You can all stop snickering now.)

What will you be / should you be, profession-wise?: Dreams of an Absolution (A hero in denile?! XD)

How could you describe this survey?: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA Overture (... Makes no sense. D8)

What makes you angry?: Volgin - Somebodys Watching Me (Yeah. D8< )

What makes you sad?: You Sexy Thing! (...My sexy thing is in a state away. XDDD That IS sad!)

What makes you happy?: FoxTrot UniForm Charlie Kilo (.... You know that stands for FUCK right?.... OH LORD. LORD. LORD. *FACEPALM*)

What makes you dance?: Rock Is Dead

What is your favorite color?: Vampire Heart

How would you describe yourself?: Harder Better Faster Stronger (... This fits with the 2nd question above. Perfectly.)

Who is your worst enemy?: SUper Mario Brothers Theme (...)

Who do you hate?: Rock and Roll all Night (Them people who blast rock when you;re actually tired I guess.... THIS QUESTION IS A FUCKING LIE. XD I'D BE THE ONE BLASTING IT.)

Who do you love?: Eye of the Tiger (I know who MY tiger eye is one. X3 )

Who do you lust after?: The Pirates who Don't Do Anything (.. PIRATES BABY. PIRATES.)

Finish the Sentece
I wish: I'm not Okay. (Wish has already been granted. Please try again. THank you.)
I want to: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destany (O RLY!?)
I want to kill: Obsession
I want to eat: ANonther Night (I eat night for breakfast. Yum yum.)
My head: Wannabe
I am: Crazy Train (UH HUH. 8D I WAS BORN ON A CRAZY TRAIN INDEED. XDDD)
My best feature is: Avada Kedavra (.... I kill people with my looks. XD)
My eyes are: Around the World (IM WATCHING YOU.)
My hair is: Carry On My WayWard Son (?)
My face is: Thriller (OUCH. THAT ONE HURTS.)
Words of advice: We Want the Funk! (We do.)
How do others see me?: Pac-Man ( WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA. Well, I always seem to be eating... *gets yellow skin* NOOOO!)
How do I see myself?: Mona Lisa Overdrive ( Im a painting. XD)

RIGHT. I TAG:

ReD
Autumn
Floki
My Cousin, David
Knuckles

THE HOLY MOTHER OF ALL QUIZZES. >>

~Kyra-Wolf — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:39:28 PST

100 questions

1) Full Name: .... Like I'd say it on the internet. :\

*AHEM* Stephanie. Thats all you need to know.

2) Male/Female: Female

3) Were you named after anyone?: No

4) Does your name mean anything?: 'Crowned' in Greek

5) Nick Name(s): Kyra (GASP. My name is really Kyra!?) Kir (< Only baggyClothesSarah can call me that.), Bugsy, Pumpkin, HEY YOU!, Betch.

6) What do you think you look like... name wise: Psssssh. I dunno.

7) Date Of Birth: 02/05/1993

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: USA, USA.

9) Nationality: USA, Ukraine, Polish, Whelch

10) Astrology Sign: Aquarius

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Cock (YES, WE KNOW THATS A FUNNY WORD.)

12) Religion: Christian

13) WhatÂs your favorite smell?: Lavender. |3

14) Political Position?: PSSSH, Im a free bird.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Juice

16) Hair + Eye color: Blonde and different shades of blue

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: No. XD

18) What do you look like?: Ok. Picture a girl. Got that much? Give her tiny boobs. Ok? Got it? Good.

19) Any unusual talents?: I have double-jointed elbows. xD

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Right. >>

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: AS FAR AS I KNOW, Straight.

22) What do you do for a living?: School

23) What do you do for fun?: RP, Draw, play piano and stuffs.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Pencils

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: Paints

26) Have you met your grandparents?: ... Yes... >>

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Dont have one.. >>;

28) Crush: HE KNOWS VERY WELL WHO HE IS, AS I SAY 'I love you! X3' AND GIVE TUMMYRUBS OVER THE INTERNET.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Johny Deeeeeepppp :3

30) Current worries?: Jazz Band and that damn piano. >>

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): I got a lot.

32) Favorite place to be?: My room with music, incense burning... yes....

33) Least favorite place to be?: ALONE.

34) Do you burn or tan?: Depends. Mostly, I tan.

35) Ever break a bone?: No.

36) What is your favorite cereal?: Frosted Flakes

37) Person you cry with: My mom, or ReD.

38) Any sisters: Yup

39) Any brothers: Yes

40) Any pets: Yep

41) An Illness: I have a cold right now. 8D

42) A Pager: No

43) A Personal phone line: Nope. >>

44) A Cell phone: Yeah, but I don't blab or text with it.

45) A visible birthmark: Ja. A few.

46) A Pool or hot tub: I don't have either one... but they're both good.

47) A Car: Don't own one.

48) Personality: Wierd, outgoing and... just.. odd.

49) Driving: I can't yet. Otherwise, some of my online friends would have been RAPED by me already.

50) Your clothing style: Whatever is comfy... and not HOLYSHIATBRIGHTCOLOREDITBURNSMYEYES.

51) Room: Decent sized. :3

52) WhatÂs missing: MY MIIIIND.

53) School: Highschool

54) Bed: Yes

55) Relationship with your parent(s): We is TIGHT, dawg.

56) Do you believe in yourself: now and then.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: no.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yes

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: An actress. |3~

60) Get Along with your parents: Ain't this the same as 55?

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Nope.

62) Pray: Everynight, bitch. xD

63) Believe in reincarnation?: Kinda

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: Yus

65) Like to talk on the phone: Not too much.

66) Like to eat?: Yush

67) Like to exercise?: Only when Im with someone.

68) Like to watch sports? Live, yes. On TV, no.

69) Sing in the car?: Yes

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: Me, flying... without wings.

71) Dream in color: All the time.

72) Do you have nightmares?: yes

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: .... NAO. *hugs Jack and Fish* >>;;

74) Right next to you: Light, desk, papers.

75) On your favorite coffee cup?: It says Cafe Godiva

76) On your mouse pad: 24, Jeff Gordon. (its mah moms.)

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?: Anything MINTY.

78) Your brand of deodorant?: Secret, LAVENDER. FRENCH Lavender.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot:...

GUFFAH I'm ONLY worth that?!

~Kyra-Wolf — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:37:47 PDT

Tagged by:

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Black = $100
[x] Blonde = $50
[ ] Red = $75
[ ] Brown = $15 ( I no use Loreal because I is not worth it D8)
[ ] Bald = $5
[ ] Other=$2

Total: 50

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $150 (8DD Â. Your eyes Â sparkling like the dew on poop. xD)
[ ] Green - $75
[ x] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $100

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[X ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 (I am giant. >3)
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

Total so far: $175

Age:
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100 (Jail bait 8D I is four years ole!)

Total so far: $275

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ x] First Born - $300 (For my dad. XD)
[X ]Only Child - $250 (Well.. for my dad.. >>
[] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ x] Last Born - $200
[ ] third born - $100
[ x] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born-$375

Total so far: $1125

Drink?
[X] No - $400 ( D.A.R.E. WOOO xD)
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle

Total so far: $1825

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x ] Glasses $50
[x ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$135

Total so far: $1900

Car Color [or familes' car(s)]:
[] White - $2,000 (Ha Â the actual car is worth less than that xD)
[ ] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700 (MommyÂs car 8D)
[ ]Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900 (DadÂs car 83 Truck, whatever.)
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ]Black - $450
[x ] Red - $400
[x ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total score: $2650

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7- $550

Total so far: $3350

Favorite Colors (three):
[ ] Green-$750
[X] Black - $600
[x ] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[x ] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50

Total so far: $4975

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0 (uhh Â me stoopid xD)
[ ]No-add $1000
[x ] on some- $750

Total so far: $5725

how many people are you going to tag?
[ ] 100-150 = 250,000
[ ] 90 - 80 = $100,000
[ ] 70 -60 = $50,000
[ ] 50 - 40 = $10,000
[ ] 30 - 20 = $5,000
[ ] 20 - 10 = $1,000
[x ] 10 - 1 = $500

Total so far: $6225

PageViews: 21,167

Total: $27,392

....
...

I CAN GET A Wii! 8D

Music Quiz (Love my Lips!)

~Kyra-Wolf — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 06:01:53 PDT

RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
FRENCH EROTIC FILM.

How would you describe yourself?
D'OH! - Homser Simpson. XDDD

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Corpse Bride (.... I like dead people.)

How do you feel today?
Lost Puppies! (...)

What is your life's purpose?
Victor's Piano Solo - Corpse Bride (... to play piano, I guess. )

What is your motto?
LARRY'S HIGH SILK HAT.

What do your friends think of you?
Endangered Love (....*snort*)

What do you think of your parents?
Dragostea Din Tei
(.... I think they're my love!? XDDD )

What do you think about very often?
His Cheeseburger
(.... oh how Veggietales can sound so wrong..)

What is 2 + 2?
I'm Too Sexy (....*ROFFLE*)

What do you think of your best friend?
TACO SONG. (...yes. Gir DOES discribe my friends. xD)

What do you think of the person you like?
WATER BUFFALO. (*facepalm*)

What is your life story?
YEAH (I didn't know Usher was my life. xD)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
The Cebu (... I'm a thing that's sorta like a cow when I grow up.. should I feel insulted?)

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. (Oh, you bet it is.)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Microsoft Christmas- Wierd Al (.... O RLY!? )

What will they play at your funeral?
Carnival De paris ( Sweet. Im going to have an upbeat song from a national party thing playing. Sweet Bippies.)

What is your hobby/interest?
Flipping Out (Well..I DO flip out XD)

What is your biggest fear?
Pixelated Bunnies (LOOK! ONE THAT MAKES SENSE! XD)

What is your biggest secret?
WAKALAKA (I hoard drugs. Lol.)

What do you think of your friends?
Another Night (.....NOT TONIGHT GUYS, IM TIRED. THIS MEANS YOU SUSPi.)

What will you post this as?
Love My Lips (Oh, Veggietales, you did it again. XD)

TotB Results (HYSTERICAL. READ.)

~Kyra-Wolf — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:09:57 PDT

_{So, as you know from my previous journal, we had a marching band competition. Our show theme was 'iNCREDIBLE SUPERHEROS.'

Our songs were Batman, X-Men, SuperMan and finished with iNCRDIBLES.

We had, pretty much, played THE BEST SHOW we ever played today... we were confident we were going to rock.

We came in 7th out of 7 possible outcomes in our division. WAIT TILL YOU HEAR SOME THINGS THE JUDGES SAY.

-If you're not in band, I apologize.. you may not understand the rest of this journal-

1.) JUDGES: Lets face it. For some reason, the judges for this competition hate our school and band... need I say more?

2.) BRASS SECTION: Ok, this is where is starts to get hysterical.

Aron (Or Nora as we call him.) is our baritone player. Judges knocked off points, because the way Aron held his baritone and it EFFECTED HIS TONE. AHHAAAHHAHA. No it doesn't. He's holding it THE PROPER way. There is no tone problems, he's not holding it some freakish way... So, points docked there for no reason.

We have 4 trumpet players. The two minor ones in the last song, iNCREDIBLES, were Peter and Steffan. The judges docked points because the trumpets under 'G' were too loud and jiving.

O RLY!? So, besides the fact the arrange we have for iNCREDIBLES is pretty much featuring BRASS, they were too loud. Oh, wai, WHATS THIS!? Their music says "FAST PACED, FF" WELL, LOOKIT THAT. THEY WERE PLAYING HOW THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO. OMG. XD So, MORE POINTS DOCKED FOR NO REASON.

Our best brass player, Josh... he's an Elvis reincarnate from the voice, to personality to the hair. He's a master at piano and trumpet, and guitar. He's a GOD. Well, he has this solo in iNCREDIBLES, right? Now, get this. It's an ADLIBBED solo, meaning as long as he stays in time, he can do ANYTHING. ANYTHING. ITS ALL ADLIBBED.

The judges docked points, because he played an ADLIBBED solo wrong. Once again, more points taken away because..... well, we don't know.

So, we have a lot of newbies in the band this year. We told them "WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT LISTEN TO THE JUDGES." It was their first competition, and they were, well, nervous. So, the judges littlerly STOPPED kids on the field to ask them questions. OF COURSE, they go nuts on the completely nervous new people, and litterly HARRASS them.

More points docked, due to harrassment to band members.

Our colorgaurd does not have their uniforms yet; we ordered them in the summer and they never came yet. So, the colorgaurd wore identical band shirts and black pants.

We got docked for, YOU GUESSED IT, no flashy costumes on the colorgaurd.

When I was pulling the bells and xylophone off the field, a judge was frantically, and I mean FRANTICALLY waveing her hands, and screamed into her voice recorder, "LOOK! THESE KIDS NEED TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC PRINCIPAL OF A TRIANGLE".....

We still don't know WHAT the hell she was yelling about. We make no triangles in the show. Nothing CLOSE to one. We're still wondering about that. This is also the judge who went near the drum major and waved her hands on the offbeat, and completely fucked up some of the kids timing. I mean, common! That HAS to be against the rules or something, interfering with the show.

I mean... like... GAWD. I CAN go on, but I won't.

OH! YES!

So, when the announcer was announcing our songs, kids from bands who performed before us and people who came to watch screamed sttuf like, "I LOVE SUPERMAN!" Or, "OMG! I KNOW THAT!" We played stuff they knew and liked. When we were getting off the field, the bands before us cheered like no tomarrow; one whole school actually imitated Josh playing his solo from iNCREDIBLES, singing it. I mean, they LOVED us.

We had people in the stands telling us we did AWSOME, and they were the best from that division. When they announced we had last place, the bands around us gasped and went, "Whut?" And according to my dad, people in the audience were hysterical, and mad, because we had better visuals, songs, sound and marching stuff then the other bands after us.

But, of course, the head judge hates GNA with a burning passion, so....

Overall, Im a little pissed we got a score of 70.1. (Its better than last year, out first competition was a 68 something, so..)

Thats all. xD I hate judges; lets run them over.}

Marching Band Competition Today...

~Kyra-Wolf — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:53:09 PDT

Hai. :3 I have a marching band competition, so chances are I won't be on today... so...

Wish our band luck. 83 Please!

We're Soldiers now... fighting in a battle...

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:43:01 PDT

_{On this day, 6 years ago...

It was like any other day. Kids in school learning, parents at work, and everything was in balance... Till all the channels on the TV flicked to a news station; panic set in. The World Trade Centers were hit, along with the Pentagon, killing thousands of people.

Emergency crews rushed to both places; firefighters and police running into the collapsing building to save as many people as they can. Those heros lit our way in a path of crushing darkness; they were our shelter in the rain from hell.

Stop. Clear your mind. Please, honor those who died in Iraq, and 9/11 to help save the country and people they love. Today is a day where heros, not Superman or Batman, but the every day heros were stronger... faster... seemed to fly on eagle's wings...

Please, pray for them and respect what they have done. If it was not for them, we may not be here right now, laughing and having a good time. The world is at war now; but life is too short for fighting.}

9/11. Never Forget.

_{If tomorrow all the things were gone,

IÂd worked for all my life.

And I had to start again,

with just my children and my wife.

IÂd thank my lucky stars,

to be livin here today.

ÂCause the flag still stands for freedom,

and they canÂt take that away.

And IÂm proud to be an American,

where at least I know IÂm free.

And I wont forget the men who died,

who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,

next to you and defend her still today.

ÂCause there ainÂt no doubt I love this land,

God bless the USA.

From the lakes of Minnesota,

to the hills of Tennessee.

Across the plains of Texas,

From sea to shining sea.

From Detroit down to Houston,

and New York to L.A.

Well there's pride in every American heart,

and its time we stand and say.

That IÂm proud to be an American,

where at least I know IÂm free.

And I wont forget the men who died,

who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,

next to you and defend her still today.

ÂCause there ainÂt no doubt I love this land,

God bless the USA.

And IÂm proud to be and American,

where at least I know IÂm free.

And I wont forget the men who died,

who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,

next to you and defend her still today.

ÂCause there ainÂt no doubt I love this land,

God bless the USA.}

You've played TOO much Okage when...

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:43:25 PDT

Takes off a site titled STAN SHALL RULE.

I've bolded the ones I have already done. >>;;;

1) You call your shadow Stan.
2) You overhear a group of people saying "We don't like goths." You scream somthing like "HOW COULD YOU??? AFTER I RISKED MY LIFE TO RID THIS WORLD OF CLASSIFICATION!!"
3) You claim to be an evil king, because if you are, Stan will come to get his power back from you and you can join him.
4) Number three doesn't work, so you go into a mental state of insanity. (ok, not really, but... XDDD )
5) You buy an orange cat and name it Ari.
6) You buy a black cat and name it Stan.
7) You buy a white cat and name it Rosalyn to see if it will try to kill the black one.
8) On those boring days you go outside and look for tiny gears on the ground.
9) When you discover there is no such place as Madril you blow up half the planet.
10) You dress like Ari...
11) Each day you spend hours trying to float like Epros.
12) One of your "friends" dared to oppose you, so you threw cards at them. (not because of Epros, but I HAVE done it before.)
13) You wear a belt on your head.
14) Your mom knows who Stan is, and frequently quotes him. (not the quoting... but she knows who he is. xD )
15) You speak in piglatin often to see if your freinds bcome upset that you became the comic relif.
16) When they dont, you throw stuff at them.
17) Boo boo bo booo booo.
18) You always yell to "James" When people ask, you say he's your butler. (I have a friend nammed Jimmy. Enough said? I think so.)
19) You believe your world was created by a creepy old guy to entertain his annoying daughter.
20) You make a "Map O' Evil Kings" and give it out to people at school. They stare at it for a moment and then throw it at you.
21) Because of the map incident, you have detention for a week.
22) You spend the time drawing new Okage fanart and writing Okage fanfics that all your online friends will like.
23) Voice recorders are so helpful...
24) You try to give a music box to the one you love. They start to question your sanity.
25) You hum Okage music when you're bored.
26) You also attempt to sing Higher Breath, even though you have no idea what they're saying, so often that your friends keep duct tape handy.
27) You are really beginning to wonder what a "half-cocked yeti" is. (SERIOUSLY. WHAT A QUEER NAME FOR AN ENEMY.)
28) You paint a picture of Ari on your wall.
29) When your mom tells you to wash it off, you paint a Stan to go with him.
30) You hate your sister. She always makes you go get the bread.
31) You go to a flea market and find a purple bottle. You take it home an try to summon Stan from it. You fail, but you just know that one day you'll get the right bottle... one day...
32) You never step on ANYTHING because someone tells you to. The possibility of you fading out of this world is just too high.
-ROFFLE, they forgot some here. -
36) When you talk to someone you can never decide which of the three choices to choose. The second one is just so tempting.
37) In art class you make Epros' head.
38) You now despise librarys.
39) And urns... you hate urns...
40) You scream "CRUSHING DEVIL ATTACK!!!" and smash your head into someone elses head. (<-- So doing this one someday.)
41) You start talking to your shadow frequently (it has YET to talk back.)
42) You name your shadow Stan (SNORT. This one is important, it's mentioned TWICE.)
43) Consequently everyone thinks your crazy (MY MOM. xD)
44) You are followed around by a guy who looks like einstien, a bitch red-head, a women who wants to save the world, and a guy who wants to rule it.
45) You are saving money to get plastic surgery for you ears to look like Stan's. (Im not saving.. but elfish ears would look awsome. :3 )
46) On Halloween you dress as an Okage character (IM PLANNING TO.)
47) Including Halloween, you wear that same costume EVERYDAY.
48) You have memorized the tunes and names of all the Okage songs. (.. >>;;; )
49) You are too afraid to eat onions. They might eat you.
50) You roleplay Okage online
51) You carry around a tri-colored mask and a pack of cards.
52) You wear lots of pale white makeup and mascara.
53) You speak in riddles and your best friend has to translate for people.
54) When you see people trying to kill rats you scream, "NO!! YOU'LL GET STAN'S POWER!!"

*SNORT* I love this list. xD

THIS IS A SONG FOR A TV GAME, lolololol!

~Kyra-Wolf — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:29:43 PDT

ok.xD I finally got OKAGE... and IM HOPELESSLY OBSESSED. Good LAWD, I had to FIGHT to get on this computer. xDDD I love it so much..

From the old-school battle type format, to the humor, to Stan and Rosalyn fighting like no tomarrow, Stan's tantrums, along with his random questions...

Ahah. xDDD

So, APPARENTLY you get random events in here with Stan. xD Before defeating the 2nd boss, I needd to level up, so I fought ghosts. After about the 20th ghost, Stan pops up and goes, "SLAVE! honestly, what do you think of me?"

So, piece the words together, I told him he was something like, "The most unique hunk." xDDD I was snickering, then I laughed harder when Stan said, "AHA! SLAVE! I KNEW I CAN COUNT ON YOU." And when the battle started, Stan launched an attack, killing on the monsters on the spot.

Then about an hour later, I got yet ANOTHER random event, this time spelling out 'STAN'. Same thing happened. xD I got ANOTHER and Stan asked me to make an Insult for the ghosts. I gave him, "Pigeon-toed Worthless ...something... I forget that last word." Stan goes, 'AHAHAA! Yah, that would have worked on a FIVE YEAR OLD. HONESTLY, HOW DID I GET STUCK WITH YOU!? AUUUGGGHHH!"

I was in tears. Note that this was about 4 in the morning. YES. I DID NOT SLEEP A WINK LAST NIGHT. AHAHAHHAHAA. Im living off sugar... COMPLETELY. XDDDD

But, no, seriously, if you EVER see this game, pick it up. ITS AWSOME.

THE FORTUNE TELLER SAYS MY ARI IS MOST COMPATIBLE FOR LOVE WITH STAN. AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is all.

I MADE A QUIZ.

~Kyra-Wolf — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:56:23 PDT

[link]

Go have fun. xD Tell me your results!

Okage. And School.

~Kyra-Wolf — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:20:21 PDT

So, my school starts this tuesday, and I'll have band from 3 - 4:30. So... I probably cant get on Tuesday till real late. xD;;;

Im probably getting OKAGE tomarrow.. so Ill be offline.... For a while. xDDDD

OKAAAAAAAAAGE

~Kyra-Wolf — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:18:23 PDT

I got Okage off Ebay for about 7 bucks, so if I suddenly disapear from online for like... a month... you know why. |D

I played Okage: Shadow King when I was like... 7. xD I always remembered Stan because he was funny... but scared the shit outta me. XDDD

Now I think he's HAWT. My obsession restarted when I was a Stan picture browsing NiGHTS stuff on Da. xD; YAH I KNOW.

And I was all.. "THATS THAT DUDE! FROM OKAGE!" And I had to look it up and BAM. Instant re-obsession.

So... >> I understand I'm going NUTS with Stan, It will die down in about a month. *ROFFLE*

licks poster 8D

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:13:17 PDT

Ok. WHAT KIND OF RUDEASS CHILD WOULD MAKE HER MOTHER GO TO GAMESTOP FOR A FREE POSTER ON HER MOTHERS SHORT AND ONLY LUNCH HOUR!?

I would. >D

So, now I have an INCREDIBLY SEXAY NiGHTS POSTER, BIZZNITCH. >33333 It's right on my closet door, so I can look at Jay-Bird alll niiiigghhhhtttt looonnnggg... |333333

Peace.

Pissed off for MANY reasons...

~Kyra-Wolf — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:02:13 PDT

Jerks on RS

So, I go on RS and I go kill lessers. Thanks to my LOVERLY internet connection, I died due to lag. So, I ran back and these two n00bs took all my stuff. So, All I did was ask, "Hey? I know I dropped over 100k and 500 death runes and stuff (got that all from killing lessers) but all I want are my purple robes back. I'll give you guys a rune med helm."

They told me know, and 'loled' at me.

I mean, THATS JUST RUDE. I understand that when you due, finders keepers. But, really. If someone DIES and comes back for the stuff, it would be NICE, if you could RETURN IT. I mean, I was asking for ROBES. Not the money, NOT THE RUNES. GAWD, people are so GREEDY. So, needless to say, I gotta start all over again. T_T; God-fucking-damnit.

VOICE ACTORS

NiGHTS HAS A VOICEACTOR IN JoD.

YES.

Not like grunts in game one, but TALKING. TAALLKKKIIINNNGGGG. >
I hope they picked a voice that sounds male and female at the same time, or mostly male. Not high pitched and girly. GAWD, I HOPE NOT HIGH PITCHED AND SQUEAKY. O_o

But, Reala is really in the game. Its confirmed, so, YAY! Though, if NiGHTS has a voice now, so will Reala. I'm starting to FEAR THIS GAME.

ARCHIE

I read the entire Archie NiGHTS. And cried. Just like I did for Sonic.

BANDCAMP

Band is great and all, but Im getting severe headaches from marching in the heat. T3T They hurt, and they dont go away till the next morning... when... bandcamp... starts again. T_T; And medicane isn't helping them.

SCHOOL.

Its starting soon; I don't want to go back to being shoved around and making my brain shift from FUNFUN to STUDYALLFUCKING YEARRAWR!

I miss French class though, so.. <<;;;

RICE PUDDING

My rice pudding is gone. -SOB-

MY ART
I cant seem to sketch anything decent anymore. I have a Kyra thing I'm working on in Photoshop, but my muse isn't encouraging me to draw stuffs anymore... and I have severe art block. The Kyra things I stuck up (Jester, Gypsy) are ideas I though about for a few months now. I have a couple more ideas, but I cant DRAW them. T_T They look terrible.

Right, all better.

Kyra's Rants from HELL. -EDiT-

~Kyra-Wolf — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:09:22 PST

Thats right. Im ranting. And I'm going to rant A LOT in this journal. I may not finish my ranting all in one sitting. I may

have to continue it sometime else. Ready?
Got your ears all situated? Because I'm going to say all this stuff once. If you're AFRAID to be SLAPPED IN THE FACE
WITH TRUTH, then leave. There is no room for you here.

WARNING! LANGUAGE!

Alright. Let's start off with some REFRESHER rants, shall we?

-------------------

STOP TELLING ME ABOUT CANDYCANE!

ok, whats this now? I'm having people coming to me, and they're trying to explain the little joke behind Candycane.

Most of them are Autumn's watchers. Ready for a shock, people?

AUTUMN GOT THE CANDYCANE JOKE FROM ME AND RED.

Oh, whats that? Kyra ACTUALLY cracked a joke with ReD and it STUCK!? Shocked? I bet you are. So, knock it off. You

know who you are.
**************************

VIDEO GAMES ARE MAKING MY CHILD DEMONIC!

You knew I was going to rant about it. Lately, I've been reading reviews for NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams, and there are

some TROLLS trying to get the rating up to M and the game to not come out at all because it looks SCARY. And their

kids might get IDEAS.

Bullshit? I totally AGREE. For ONE, the original was for all ages. The bosses were a little creepy, but um, does

'NIGHTMARE'n ring a bell? DUH. That and all these parents are complaining their kids are getting ideas from the video

games they're PLAYING. That, and their kid has resorted to violence to solve problems.

Lets look. We have a thing called the 'VGRS' (Video Game Rating Service) and it goes on things like:

E for everyone
E10 for Everyone 10+
T for Teen
Y for young Adult
M for Mature

Last time I checked, those were to PREVENT kids around ages 7 and 8 from games like Grand Theft Auto and stuff. So,

parents, just go stuff it. It's not the game's fault. Its your parenting skills.

This rant also goes along with music

RESTRICT YOUR KIDS, YOU DUMBASSES. DON'T BLAME IT ON OTHER THINGS.
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WHY IS COMMENTING SO HARD?

Ok. Picture this. Its been 4 days, and I'm working on a picture for hours STRAIGHT. I think it looks fantastic, I stick it

up on DA...

Days later, the statistics show:

21 FAVORITES
3 COMMENTS

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! WHAT!?

PLEASE! Comment with a fav. Or, maybe just comment and don't fav at all. How hard is it to say, "I really like this

piece! The details are awsome!" Wow. That took me less than 30 seconds to write. Or, say for example:

"Wow! The choice of colors in this is amazing! Seriously, I think this is an awsome piece! I think you need to work on

proportions a bit, but this is a definite improvement!"

OH GOD. THAT TOOK A PAINSTAKING... minute to write.

Yes, a MINUTE. WOW. HOLY WIZEMAN, THAT MINUTE. IT BROKE MY GRANDMOTHER IN HALF.

Really, please, comment and fav; not just fav. You have NO idea how annoying that is.
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COMMENTING LIKE A RETARD

This may hurt some of you. I'm not sorry.

So, you get some people who DO comment and fav, but their comments are:

lol
Nice
Cool

US ARTISTS DONT WANT THOSE SHITTY, NOT RELATING TO THE PICTURE, UNHELPFUL COMMENTS. We want to know

what you LIKE about it, if you have any questions or witty comments...

And further more... if you draw FANART... Say, I drew Kyra glomping NiGHTS, giving him a kiss on his disgruntled face...

realize this people, ITS FANART.

I DONT Want comments like: "OMG! KYRA! GET OFF! *pushes her away and takes her position* NiGHTS is mine and

WILL FOREVER BE MINE, BECAUSE I MARRIED HIM AND HAD 400 BABIES-"

Stuff it. Don't get defensive, its fanart. Besides, when you do that, you look like a total Jackass. :3

AND ANOTHER THING. COMMENT ON THE PICTURE, DON'T ROLEPLAY WITH YOURSELF.

I've gotten comments like:

Person: lol, nice picture.
OC: Im stronger. *flex*
Person: Yah, I know.
OC: This fucker should die.
-continues...

I Was Disapointed about the new Potter movie

~Kyra-Wolf — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:41:30 PDT

Why?

BECAUSE NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE, THATS WHY. XDD

GOTCHA

Anyway..

SPOILERS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

No, I thought movie was AMAZING. From the D.A, to Gramp, to the showdown of the Order to Death Eaters in the Department of Mysteries...

AND THE THRESTRALS! OMG! 8D THEY'RE SO PREEETTTTYYYY! my mom mad a face when I said they were pretty, but, everyone to their own.

Im proud, I didn't cry when Sirius died.Almost, but I didnt. Bellatrix, even though she was a Death Eater, she was cool. She reminded me of Kyra for a few reasons:

1. She was a female rebel
2. She was pretty much insane
3. Corset top that showed her clevage. xDDD!
4. Obnoxious

yah. Pretty awsome. xD

When Sirius got hit the the Killing Curse and fell through the arch... ithe theatre was SILENT. No one BREATHED. You could have hear a pin drop. ON THE CARPET. SERIOUSLY. Just... wow.

They made Tonk's look awsome, but for the life of me, I can't remember what she was. O_O I know it meant 'Able to change her apperance at will' like a shifter... but there was a name, and I misplaced book 5. >> So, if anyone can help me out there...

I keep thinking is Animagi, but thats NOT RIGHT. >8|

Umbridge.. HER OFFICE. OH GOOD GOD, HER OFFICE. MY EYES SIZZLES IN MY SOCKETS, IT BUUURRNNNEED! SO MUCH FLUFFY, AND PINK.
Ok. That out of my system

Yes, I went dressed up. Dementor. >> I got 2 people who knew what I was; 5 others calling me a death eater, and about 3 GROWN UPS saw me, and SCREAMED. Nearly wet their pants. XD;;

Lets face it, I looked like the 'Reaper' with my get-up. o3o I got my picture taken with some people... AGAIN.

(Again, because I dressed as Sparrow for the 3rd Pirates and had a QUEUE line going to get pictures with me, DAMN SERIOUS.)

My father didn't LIKE movie 5. I LAUGHED WHEN HE TOLD ME WHY. He said, "There wasn't much magic till the end. Plus, I got lost."

OK. ONE.

1. Umbridge was the cause of no magic for a while. If he piad attention, he would have KNOWN that. :B

2. HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND. XDDD

Hed only seen the movies once or twice and NEVER read the books (He doesn't have, doncha know. xD ) So, he was all "This movie.. I was disapointed."

My mom and I ignored him. xD

I urge you, potter fans. Go. SEE. IT. 8D

deviantART: by:Kyra-Wolf

CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH!

Quiz stolen from Serza. :D

Wii update... Brawl is better?

WHOREWHOREWHORE

BEST DAY OF WORK EVER.

OC thing, DAMNIT KEATON.

Who's the Butcher? (ThereWillBeBrawlDebate)

EPIC MICKEY... WHAT IS THIS!? I WANT IT NOW.

OC quiz because I'm BORED.

OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

My Personal Review for Klonoa on the Wii

100 Picture Challenge?

Transformers 2 was fucking awesome.

Wii friend codes. Nao. -EDIT, PLEASE VIEW-

OMGPROWLSCREAMERWTF!?

If my life were a movie...

Devious Journal Entry

What Disney Princess am I?

Are you getting pop-ups?

I'm off the internet till further notice, mmkay?

Transformers: Animated - Transwarped

Who wants to make a little money?

Fanmaren Quiz. Lawl.

I sole Autumns OC quiz, lawl.

lolanotherquiz

ABC's

Seme or Uke? Ha-ha.

What the FUCK!?

Death

In My Pants

Urban Dictionary...lulz. XD

How bad is Kyra? :O

ENTIRE US JUST GOT RICK ROLL'D!

Thingy

One of the most fucked yp dreams you'll ever read.

Ghost Messages anyone?

Help Technicallity Grow!

Google thing from Knuxie

-STOLEN- DA name thing. :D

Anyone else having trouble with GIF?

Stupid quiz things. HOLY CRAP, IMMA ACTIVE! 8D

Kyra Survey

Silly Quiz Thing

Kyra Entry O_O

Music Quiz

THE HOLY MOTHER OF ALL QUIZZES. >>

*GUFFAH* I'm ONLY worth that?!

Music Quiz (Love my Lips!)

TotB Results (HYSTERICAL. READ.)

Marching Band Competition Today...

We're Soldiers now... fighting in a battle...

You've played TOO much Okage when...

THIS IS A SONG FOR A TV GAME, lolololol!

I MADE A QUIZ.

Okage. And School.

OKAAAAAAAAAGE

*licks poster* 8D

Pissed off for MANY reasons...

Kyra's Rants from HELL. -EDiT-

I Was Disapointed about the new Potter movie

GUFFAH I'm ONLY worth that?!

licks poster 8D