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Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can! Get Anything. But your attitude
Should be positive

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What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very
rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public! Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.< BR>
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

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Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it fun.





(It's not done by me) =3

]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/20248880/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/20248880/ Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:16:13 PDT
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag,
we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,
so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers.
Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon.
We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.
At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Regards,
The Management

Pass this on to all who are employed!

]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/20177581/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/20177581/ Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:11:59 PDT
I have a fighter, musketeer and an adorable scout in my team <3


Post is short, shall continue training~
0.o ooo! I see danelion gorilla XDD

]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/19802924/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/19802924/ Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:48:32 PDT
I was watching the TV in the evening. Then, I took a random newspaper from a pile of it and started reading. Something caught my EYES!!

Well, basically, there is a case whereby this beggar kid in my country committed suicide and his parents are nowhere to be found. He's only 15 years old. Poor thing. Normally, in your mind, you will definitely see beggars as someone looking dirty, skinny or old. Sooooooo... something happened today... which shock me and made me reallllly upset!

On the front cover of the newspaper.. a beautiful face of this young boy~ However as I read the headline... I found out that he's that beggar kid who had died!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cries a pool of tear*
Goodness... that kid looks really gorgeous for a boy! So beautiful that the reporter even said it him/herself that the kid looks like a girl with his untrimmed long hair. He got fair skin, big round watery black eyes and a really nice face shape. *drools* And I'm mad that nobody even took notice of him or at least send him to be look after by someone!! And where the hell has his parents went to!! Well, the reporter said that he's a mixed blood and his dad was a Caucasian. No wonder the good look~ Shit!! Really upset me DX

He would have been a hot stuff in just a few years time..!! Ughhhhhh &%^#(**)@(U!!! So people... just one advice... don't commit suicide!!!! It's a dumb thing to do DX

*continues to emo one corner*

Thx for reading~ <3 And yes, I do nag a lot sometimes~



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Before leaving.. I should inform you guys that in my country now, there is a ghost festival going on and it last for a month, I think. Haha.. I better not hear any scary stuff for this month in case my imagination runs wild at night. But there are rules for us to follow so we will at least keep ourselves away from danger... Interested to know what they are?

]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/19243769/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/19243769/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:43:31 PDT .<

Everyone woke up feeling sleepy. We took like 3hours plus to get dress up! Ooh! Then, I went out with my team for photoshoot. The 1st day was scary, especially for 1st timer. We saw cosplayer like Bleach, Naruto and even game character, like Cooking Mama!! (Kawaii)

But to me, Sunday is the best day ever. We prepared early and went out for photoshoot with Lelouch, C.C, Shirley, Suzaku and Euphie. They even went to PizzaHut to buy 2 box of Pizza to eat. 0.o (Yummy) After we went back to the chalet, everyone continued having fun on the bed >.< The Code Geass characters all started having scandal (even Lelouch and Suzaku!!) <<< My fave part (hehe)

When the night falls, we were all browsing thru the hundreds of photos that we had took for the both day. Everyone was laughing and it's just so fun to be with all this guys
I hope that day never end.

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]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/18971536/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/18971536/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:31:48 PDT
She replied back that she had some problem at home and had no key to go out... I was a little upset at that time cause she told me to go home and she'll meet me at eleven... Okay, so I was upset due to the fact that I couldn't not force her to meet me now as she is having some problems; and I had just wasted my bus fare( It's 67CENTS!!!! It's MONEY alright!) I replied what should I do now since I was on the bus already.. *bangs head against random wall*

I had no choice but to hop off the bus and walk home slowly (in the rain so can cool down) as I was still upset about wasting that 67cents for nothing. I walked home in the rain (dramatic song in the BG). I feel so lousy (@£%&%$@&£@)and I really wish all this won't happened at all!! If we can choose our own group members, this won't happened!!! My group have not even started on anything yet because I couldn't get them to meet! Why is this happening to me? Why must it happened on this subject called storyboarding? Why must all my hopes on getting a A++ or an A be broken due to this? I'm sorry if I looked ugly saying all this, as if blaming everyone (Don't now if you view it like that) but hey... I am working too, I have course fee to pay, I have other (three)projects to do, I have courses outside, I am not a super-man/women/mammal/creature...etc.... I worries about things that are not getting done, I feel stress and pressure, I cries too okay...


I'm not gonna blame 'H' anymore as whatever have happened had happened. It's not her fault as she also has her own problem to face. But she could hav message me earlier so I would not have board the bus. Hopefully, I will be able to complete the storyboard on Monday. Grggg... Gonna drink coffee so I will have energy to stay awake...


Name have been changed to protect the victim... (ahahah)

*Ignore the happy dancing liitle green thingy*

]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/18706250/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/18706250/ Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:08:13 PDT
I had went to Japan this year during the spring season and I saw lots to Sakura there! The temperature there was a whooping 4-5 degree C. As I was used to tropical island's sunny weather, I brought only one thin sweater. In the end, I caught a cold just when the airplane reached Narita Airport

Now, I am going to Japan again! Five days this time round! I'll be going with 7 sista of mine Yea!! Gonna shop shop shop for Otaku snacks in Akihabara! Hope that I will not catch a cold after I reach Japan *prays hard*
(already sniffing as it was raining right now... ...)

Ya.. And I never thought that I would ever get the chance to go Japan... let alone going there TWICE in a year!
But daddy is not going to give me any cash to spend X(
Therefore I'll be forking out my own saving... But it's all worth it
Will be leaving Singapore on the 18th of June, 8.30pm flight
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]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/18346012/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/18346012/ Fri, 16 May 2008 03:05:56 PDT Drew Dynote!!!
And that really make my day because Tai drew Dynote as such a sweet and adoreable kitty!!! XD
*Squeal**
And I got really hyperactive!!!

*gives hugss!!!*

*skips to class happily*


Lists of my favorite human on earth (LOL) Or artists on DA
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]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/17748786/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/17748786/ Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:01:12 PDT Anyone had this feeling before??

Tired from drawing the manga... and my perspectives are HORRIBLE!!! Ewww!!! Lines! I hate lines! Especially if they are STRAIGHT!!! Hard to draw! X( How do I improve?? Oh man!

WAAA!!!! I gained 3 KG!! Pls make me stop eating!!

]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/17533979/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/17533979/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:07:55 PDT Yup, I have been MIA since few months ago.. But I must thx those who had not forgotten about me (Tai). Don't worry!! I had just went up to the mountians to train my art skill.. No la!! Just kidding!! (Haha)(is it even funny??)
BTW.. I had been busy with my projects and the good thing was that the projects are over!! I had submitted it! (thou my submission was like 40min late... 0.o''... Still... Banzai for holidays!!!
And another good news!! I'm going to Japan-Akihabara today!! Departing at 11.30pm. My family are gonna worry and miss me ><
Hope my trip will be safe n fun ><
YESSS!!!


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Hoho!! Going off to the airport soon.. Like one more hour and *poofs!* >< (dokidoki)
If I gets 1000++ views by the time I return back... I'm... I'm...

I'm gonna draw X-RATED STUFFS!!!!


No.. Just kidding. HAhaha! == kk... nvrmind me...
Gonna work hard ><
You guys too!!

]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/15171489/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/15171489/ Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:43:16 PDT _o





Yes~~!! N i finally know how to put icon on my page ler.. Weepee!!! All thx to who had taught me the skill of putting avatar up on DA. Haha, I know i'm sort of lame =_="


Dear frens of deviantart, I will be busy... very busy. Therefore if I do not reply your comment or comment on yr deviant work, plz don't be sad. But please do leave yr comment, I will be happy to entertain u if I manages to find some time. I'm recently working till 11.30pm, so by the time I reach home, it's already 1am... Tired... Eyebag getting heavier =_= Oh No! Not enough beauty slp >_<

Agrr!!! No time to play Kingdom Heart! I only manage to clear till the 2nd chapter. Wish that I can have the cheat code; but than... that will be cheating... Haiz... Haha, I sort of like to cheat. I cheat when playing the sim. Enjoy having plenty of $$$ to buy big house and ex$ furniture.

]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/15094552/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/15094552/ Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:31:32 PDT I was thinking.. when will i reach 18, whereby i will be able to see those muture & violence pic/movies. I relised tat DA had prevented teens who haven reached 18 from switching off the muture filter. Dang! I dun like it >_< I wanna see yaoi!! X<

Okok! I still have a year more to survive before i can finally see really hot yaoi. XP

Recently.. I've been staying up late for long hours~ Slept for bout 5hrs per day. Sign... studying and working at the same time sure is tough. No choice, I need to earn some income for myself.. Hope tat I will be able to pay for a subscirption someday...

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Than, i'm late in meeting my project group. We rushed our last minute work and in the end, we almost got kick out of the nxt class! Than.. came another nightmare.. ORAL PRESENTATION! I juz hate standing in front of ppl n talk. My chest was burning when i'm presenting!

Har! Than finally.. everything is over.. Phew! Yeah for sch vacation!!

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]]> ~Lanyu-Dynote http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/10511801/ http://Lanyu-Dynote.deviantart.com/journal/10511801/ Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:48:13 PDT to able myself to breathe again! Maii throat hurt like hell & my kittens are getting into troubles by climbing & getting struck on the window grills!!!(gotta save them ) Today is a bad day for me!

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