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rants
okay. first off, i would like to thank =arrsistable for her dynamic hairy brushes.
they have saved my butt so many times while painting Project Artemis, and i am forever in her debt. below i have a thumbnail of them. i suggest you download them.
next, for those of you who don't know, my best friend is *disinchanted GO CHECK HER ARTZ OUT AND GIVE HER THE PAGEVIEWS SHE DESERVES!
anyway. it's snowing. i frickin hate the snow. hate it. hate it. hate it. it's cold, it's wet. i stay inside all winter long. we got a huge snowstorm (well, three inches, but that's enough to make me want to curl up in my pink blankie and hibernate. god, don't bears have it easy. i wish i were a bear.) my plane flight to my mom's was cancelled. kinda ticked me off. i leave tomorrow at 2:10 to go to her house, and i'll be back the 27th. (i hope)

features

i love all of my watchers, so i'm going to feature some of your artworks. if yours isn't chosen, please don't feel bad. feel free to note me and tell me to look at your gallery. if i find something i like i'll put it up.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/29003968/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/29003968/ Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:21:42 PST

-----EDIT-----

okay. Project Artemis now has 14 layers done, and i only have a few more details to touch on before i post my WIP. i decided to work on the main character before i did the background. just seemed easier that way, and more fun. ^^ i've just been working in flat colours so far, but i think it looks pretty good! keep sending me songs and lyrics to help with inspiration, and thanks to those who have already.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/28214087/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/28214087/ Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:13:34 PST disinchanted go check out her arts!


A
- Available: not for long!

- Age: 15 .

- Annoyance: annoying people that need to up.

- Allergic: nothing!

- Animal: timber wolves

- Actor: Johnny Depp.

B
- Beer: is nasty and ewweh.

- Birthday/Birthplace: Elkhart!

- Best Friends: ~disinchanted

- Body Part on opposite sex: …..lower appendages. xD

- Best feeling in the world: the times when you aren’t sick and in love.

- Blind or Deaf: both. If I’m blind I can’t draw, and if I’m deaf I can’t listen to music. I choose touch.

- Best weather: rainy.

- Been in Love: yes, but we are still friends as of right now.

- Been bitched out?: I think saebear and I have bitched each other out a few times. xD

- Been on stage?: yuppers.

- Believe in yourself?: not. at. all.

- Believe in life on other planets: THE ALIENS LIE!!!

- Believe in miracles: nope. coincidences maybe.

- Believe in Magic: yup.

- Believe in God: i’m atheist.

- Believe in Satan: if i don’t believe in god… then what possesses you to think i believe in satan?

- Believe in Santa: duhh!

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: BOO!

- Believe in Evolution: yes.

C
- Car: silver Hyundai genesis named Crispin. XDD

- Candy: twix, skittles, anything sugary and sweet.

- Colour: periwinkle!

- Cried in school: yup.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: vanilla.

- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese, but I prefer Japanese. SUSHI!

- Cake or pie: pie.

- Countries to visit: france! J’adore francais, france, et paris!

D
- Day or Night: anytime.

- Dream vehicle: ….my car. see above.

- Danced: YES

- Dance in the rain?: all the freakin time.

- Dance in the middle of the street?: yupperdoodles.

- Do the splits?: i'd die. <-- yeah im keeping saebear’s answer. deal with it.

E
- Eggs: with salsa.

- Eyes: bloo with white streaks going through it.

- Everyone has an: secret.

- Ever failed a class?: yup.

F
- First crush: ……….jessemccartney…..SHUDDUPYOULOSERS!

- Full name: Helena Marie [insert sample last name]

- First thoughts waking up: goawaygoawayGOTHEFUCKAWAY!!

- Food: frenchie fries!

G
- Greatest Fear: snakes.

- Giver or taker: …that sounds sexual. <-- yes saebear, I’m stealing your answer again.

- Goals: I wanna be able to say “I love you” to the person that I do.

- Gum: 5, peppermint.

- Get along with your parents?: sometimes.

- Good luck charms: they’re after me lucky charms!!!

H
- Hair Colour: light auburn.

- Height: 5’7

- Happy: sometimes.

- Holidays: Halloween and Christmas.

- How do you want to die: nothing violent? preferably with the love of my life holding my hand.

- Health freak?: *wallows in mud* oink oink.

- Hate: a few people.

I
(In guys/girls)
- Eye colour: dark deep brown.

- Hair Colour: about the same of mine.

- Height: shorter, actually.

- Clothing Style: I don’t know. I don’t really care.

- Characteristics: someone who understands me.

- Ice Cream: butter pecan.

- Instrument: piano is the one I play, but I love guitar and bass.

J
- Jewelry: I always have a necklace on. It’s three black ropes, with an oval silver and black pendant.

- Job: forensics.

K
- Kids: are idiots.

- Kickboxing or karate: Jodo and Aikido

- Keep a journal?: nope.

L
- Longest Car Ride: 3 weeks. (grandparents were truck drivers)

- Love: not telling you!

- Letter: J

- Laughed so hard you cried: oh yes.

- Love at first sight: um. Yeah. Bob Bryar.

M
- Milk flavour: chocolat et regular.

- Movie: Moulin Rouge.

- Mooned anyone?: my sister…

- Marriage: not yet.

- Motion sickness?: nupe!

- McD's or BK: BK. (I like the slushies)

N
- Number of Siblings: 4

- Number of Piercings: 1 pair (soon to get a belly button ring though)

- Number: 11.

O
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<sub>10/22/2009-10/23/2009
I was complaining to my dad about how I have never really had a good coat that fit me extremely well. He nodded, and said that for my 16th birthday he would take me to the world famous designer, Monsoir Byrd. Time skipped and it was suddenly my birthday. We were standing outside a mall that Monsoir Byrd owned. Walking inside, we waited in line for what seemed like hours. My stepmom looked down at me and made a comment. "The tall man sitting behind that desk is The Byrd. he doesn't look like it, but he is actually part bird. when you get closer, you will see that his hair is feathers." I was of course, shocked. So, we went up and he pulled my hand close to look at my fingers, then nodded off into the distance.

another man brought in the real designer, the amazing, Green Tiger. when i saw Green Tiger, i almost burst out laughing. the designer was a small dog that had a portion of his back spray painted green. i stared at him as he spoke, telling me to follow him to my fitting. A man measured me, this one was a cat man. he literally had the face of a cat, then he took me to the salon to meet the lady that would be pampering me all day. She started with my nails, putting on fake ones that were black with sparkles. i must have went through seventeen fake nails on each finger, because the kept breaking and i got all depressed. she was a saint and just kept reputting them on instead of getting upset. then, she took me to the hair salon, where we had a water fight with the hoses that is generally used to wet down peoples hair. we were thoroughly soaked, but i looked good. then she took me to hair and makeup and got her revenge for the nails. she made my face look like a clown which i am deathly afraid of.

after she had fixed my makeup, i went back to Green Dragon's study, staring at the beautiful coat. faux rabbit fur hung from it, yet it was completely waterproof. i went up to him, smiling. thank you so much! his only reply was "make sure to stay skinny.... and scratch my ear. i think i have a flea." willingly, i complied, though i was giggling.</sub>

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/27577774/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/27577774/ Sun, 04 Oct 2009 12:18:19 PDT

i'm hoping to start getting into writing again, but i have the worst case of writers block. i can't think of an idea no matter how hard i try.

if you could give me a prompt i would be eternally grateful, and you get a story dedicated to you!

please use this format if you want to prompt me.

Name:
Prompt: (phrase, song lyrics, etc.)
Characters: (if you want me to use personal characters, please include reference sheets)

i will send you a note with the finished product.

thank you very much.

----updates----

i got a car!! LIEK NO WAI! i got a silver hyundai genesis 2.0T track. anyway, i'm pretty dang excited. it's a stick shift, and boy is it hard to drive. i'm learning though.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/26141545/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/26141545/ Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:49:14 PDT
also, catch my kiriban! 3,333 is coming up soon.

catch it, and win a free digital painting, stock package from alaska, or photomanipulation!

note me with a screenshot of the winning number. the first person to do so, wins.


--edit-- okay. so, i caught my own kiriban. i am failzilla, i know. so, i still want to make someone something. i will give the first person that comments on this journal a digital painting.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/26014623/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/26014623/ Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:43:07 PDT
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Layni needs to go get the shopping done but is snuggled on the sofa with a sleeping doggie either side.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Layni looks like something I would wear in second grade.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Layni says: "i dont know why i dont know where i dont know when i dont know how but somewhere along the way [ i fell in love ]"

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Layni wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the Gucci Bandana Video Shoot album

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: none.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Layni hates starbucks, but it was closer than dunkin doughnuts.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Layni asks : I have a huge bust normally?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Layni *goes boogie*

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Layni likes popular destinations.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Layni eats airplanes with pictures.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: layni - our resident relatively harmless loony who steals shoes and wears a sequined straight jacket and shower cap

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Layni was arrested for taking a baby.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/25441842/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/25441842/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:23:40 PDT
]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/25303361/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/25303361/ Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:58:03 PDT
i start sifting through them, then come to a message placed on my writing "The Piano". it says something along the lines of. "You have been featured by *DailyLitDeviations in this news article. [link] ."

this is my first feature ever on dA and i am so incredibly honoured that someone would like my art enough to give it a feature.

thank you DLD!

you have brought me out of my horrible mood, and i am seriously just staring at the news article giggling i'm so happy.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/25000745/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/25000745/ Thu, 28 May 2009 16:10:35 PDT


Junk Food
[X] chips
[X] fast food
[X] soda
[X] candy
[X] popcorn
[X] pretzels
[ ] peanut butter
[ ] ranch
[X] chicken wings
[X] pizza
[X] burgers
[X] hot dogs
[X] grilled cheese
Total: 11

Vegetables
[ ] broccoli
[X] carrots
[ ] cauliflower
[X] green beans
[X] beans
[ ] onions
[ ] tomatoes
[ ] pickle
[ ] cucumber
[ ] zucchini
[ ] celery
[ ] peppers
[ ] peas
[X] potatoes
[ ] beets
[ ] brussel sprouts
[ ] spinach
[ ] lima beans
[ ] lettuce
[x] corn
Running total: 16

Fruit
[X] oranges
[X] strawberries
[X] apples
[X] bananas
[X] pineapple
[ ] pears
[X] peaches
[X] grapes
[X] plums
[X] grapefruit
[ ] clementines
[ ] tangerines
[X] raspberries
[X] blueberries
[X] limes
[X] lemons
[X] mangoes
[X] cherries
[X] watermelon
[X] cantaloupe
[ ] honeydew
Running total: 33

Meat
[X] ham
[X] chicken
[ ] lamb
[X] pork
[X] steak
[X] turkey
[X] fish
[X] deer
[X] bird (lol. wut?)
[ ] salami
[ ] pepperoni
[ ] alligator
Running total: 41

Dairy
[X] milk
[X] cheese
[X] yogurt
[ ] ice cream
[X] butter
[X] eggs (what? lol.)
Running total: 46

Dessert
[X] brownies
[ ] ice cream (erm... under dairy...)
[X] chocolate
[X] sherbet
[X] cake
[X] cup cakes
[X] cookies
[ ] toffee
[X] caramel
[ ] mousse
[X] whipped cream
[X] chocolate covered strawberries
[X] creme puffs
[X] jelly
[X] chocolate covered pretzels
Running total: 58

Wheat
[X] bread
[X] pasta
[X] cereal
[X] bagels
[X] doughnuts (dessert?)
[X] crackers
Total: 64

Now add up the number of X's
and multiply by 3

64 x 3 = 192

to get the weight that you should be.
Put the title as "I should weigh ____ lbs."


umm... i weigh 107 thank you very much.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/24667414/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/24667414/ Sat, 09 May 2009 11:06:04 PDT

broken ribs.

well, they aren't exactly broken. three of my ribs are cracked. i was running, tripped, and landed on a chair. if that isn't enough. the next day, i was being chased by my friend DJ, because he had a LEECH (ewww) and he was threatening to throw it down my low cut shirt. gotta love teenage boys. anyway. i fell again, and this time, landed on a rock. so in result, i have a bruise over my entire side and three cracked ribs, which they can do absolutely nothing for.

lies.

i'm tired of the lies, i'm tired of the hurt. i just want to know the truth and be able to trust you. this is written to one person, i must say that i love him. he will never look at this, but i need to write it.

i love you, but i can't trust you. i want you, but i can't have you. we would have been perfect, but you lied to me, tricked me, deceived me, and used me. i miss you, but you are never around, and i need you. last time you left me, it hurt so much, you are the only one that made it all better. you are committing a crime, and i can't approve of that, even though i know why you are doing it. i can't be hurt by you again, last time, it almost killed me, if it happens again, i won't be able to stand it. even in my limited time here, i still want to be with you, and after meeting you, i will never be able to give you up again.
i love you, but i can never be with you. i'm sorry.

happiness

there has been almost no happiness in my life. that sounded emo, lets just say there hasn't been any happiness that was not internet or manipulation related. my mom sold my horse Sheamus, my aunt and uncle sold my other horses and gave Geronimo (aka Gerry) to my cousin for her sixteen birthday because i moved in with my dad. living with my dad has been amazing, but i still miss my horses.

love

as you can see above, i really have fallen in love. it isn't a crush, it is real. also, i have never physically met the guy. now, don't go off on me telling me how stupid it is to have an internet relationship, or how unsafe it is, because i don't want to hear it. i know what i feel, and i know what he feels, (through various other ways, not going into that, because i can't trust everyone. if i tell it will change all opinions of me, and that is not going to happen.) i love him so much, but he, i don't know, he loves me too, but he... ugh its complicated.

art

art is the only thing that really gets me through my days. i am constantly drawing, painting, sculpting something out of my eraser (its one of those cool ones that is moldable and awesome like that) or manipulating. whenever i am depressed, it helps me, and when i am happy, it is fun.


this is what is going on with me now, if you read it, you know a little bit more about me. you should also know that i rarely tell anyone how i am feeling, and this is very rare. i love my watchers, even if they don't read things. this is just a rant because i am in a pretty big funk right now. oh well, i will get over it. i have to, life is hard, life sucks, hell, life is shit, but you have to keep going. pull up your pants, get out of bed, and make it better for yourself, there is nothing else that you can do except sit there and wallow in your misery which makes you worse.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/24516889/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/24516889/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:08:08 PDT disinchanted and ~illegal-designs

☻ Write eight things about yourself. ☻
☻ At the end, post the icons of eight people you wish to tag. ☻
☻ Go to each person's page and tell them they've been tagged. ☻
NO TAG-BACKS.


1. I love french fries. They are my weakness
2. I think I'm fat.
3. I love Disney cartoons. They make me happy.
4. I write almost constantly, but I hate everything that I write.
5. I want a romance that lasts more than a few weeks.
6. When people are my friends, I expect them to have interest in me.
7. I own three collies. Flash, Palue, and Malika.
8. My favourite TV shows are Bones, Castle, Heros, and... dare I say it? South Park.


I tag....


]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/24201848/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/24201848/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:24:49 PDT Serephinex, so i decided to do it as well.

I also decided that I will do one manip a day. Now, i probably won't have the muse, and i will get lazy, but i WANT to finish this. You all need to help me. If i don't do my manip one day, i want you to yell at me... send me like... millions of notes telling me what a horrible person i am.

Anyway, thanks in advance, and here is the list.

1. introduction: [link]
2. love: [link]
3. light:
4. dark:
5. seeking solace:
6. breaking away:
7. heaven:
8. innocence:
9. drive:
10. breathe again:
11. memory lane:
12. insanity:
13. misfortune:
14. smile:
15. silence:
16. questioning:
17. blood:
18. rainbow:
19. gray:
20. cookies:
21. vacation:
22. Mother Nature
23. cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation.

-----
EDIT
_{I have decided to do 100 Themes instead of 100 manips because my manip muse is so low. This will include line art colouring, photography, manipulation, literature, pretty much any form of artwork. It keeps me intested in this and able to obtain my goal.}

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23984924/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23984924/ Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:23:56 PDT disinchanted and ~Rakshah

"No offense, but... people are getting too fake on me. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend... you don't have to reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends"

True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it."

this is the dealio, people. the amount of watches you have do not make you any better. the whole purpose of Watching someone is to be informed when new submissions are made by your favourite artists. it is not a popularity contest. for a while, i myself ticked off the Ignore Journals stuff, but i kept the Deviations in place until recently where i allowed them all. because i like to hear what my favourite artists and authors are up to. if you fav ONLY to get a fav in return, you should be ashamed of yourself.

---

Nothing else to say, except that my art teachers want me to enter my Lips deviation in a state wide art competition and I'm not sure if I should. Anyway, post your opinions here.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23802282/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23802282/ Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:44:22 PDT disinchanted

I. Put your iTunes/Ruckus/Napster/etc on shuffle.
II. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
III. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
IV. Tag 3 or more friends who might enjoy doing this.


1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
It's All Your Fault - P!nk

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Flagship Elanor - Seven Mary Three

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Joy & Pain - Base Rob

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bad Actress - Def Leppard

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Each Little Misery - Seven Mary Three

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Good Girl Gone Bad - Rhianna

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Bring It On - Billie Piper

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Blood - Priestess

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Crazy - Seal

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
Money, Money, Money - Abba

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Beautiful Dirty Rich - Lady Gaga

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Southern Hallelujah - Trace Atkins

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Dominance & Submission - Blue Oyster Cult

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Demonoid Phenomenon - Rob Zombie

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Lay Down - Priestess

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
DEAD! - My Chemical Romance... (*cries*)

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
If You Can Afford Me - Katy Perry

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
S.E.X. - Nickleback

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
No Jesus Christ - Seether

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Suppose - Secondhand Serenade

22. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Easy Life - Finger Eleven

23. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Burn It To the Ground - Nickelback

24.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Never Again - Moulin Rouge

25. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Miss Independent - Kelly Clarkson

26. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Broken Man - Boys Like Girls

27. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
My My - Seven Mary Three

28. WILL YOU EVER HAVE KIDS?
Love - Def Leppard

29. WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN?
Tiffany Blews - Fall Out Boy

30. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Faster - Seether

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23412316/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23412316/ Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:17:14 PST disinchanted

THE SANITY TEST

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it. (i put on a pair of jeans inside out... don't ask how... and i went to school like that and everyone was like "Layni is fat! she's a 5!)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8
GRAND TOTAL: 34

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

I am 136% crazy... yup thats definately me.

Anyways... i'm bored and I need suggestions for my next manip.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23239209/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23239209/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 16:20:44 PST disinchanted


"You can ask me THREE questions. No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are. I will answer 100% truthfully (or as close to the truth as I can).

Now here's the dare. You must put this in your journal. See what other people will ask you."

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23063600/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23063600/ Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:52:43 PST

I am going to randomly be featuring some of my favourite artwork. So be prepared because it may be some of yours. *poke*

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23053417/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/23053417/ Sat, 07 Feb 2009 04:12:29 PST
Second... my Lips picture has been getting stolen lately. I have found things on MySpace and avatars where they used it. That just pisses me off.

*note: kids under the age of.... eh 18 should not read past this sentence..


The people that are stealing my work that I work for hours on are fucking sex deprived bastards that need to go take a good long shit and get on with their lives. Idiots....

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/22681884/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/22681884/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:18:50 PST If you are featured though, you must post a journal like this one and feature 10 other people(of course you can always feature more if wanted). The first feature goes to the person who featured you. (me in this case)

1:
Chestnut [link] Tigga and Angel [link] Lion out of Water [link]

2:
Inescapable [link] That Never Happens [link] Run Baby, Run [link]


3:
I Am A Daughter Of Nature [link] I Walk Alone [link] Some Mountains In Austria [link]


4:
Snake [link] Tetris [link] Pick Your Poison [link]


5:
Skitzophrenic Psycho [link] Hell of a Storm [link] Rhyin [link]


6:
Rumor Has It [link] Cyclone WIP [link] Royal Hues [link]


7:


8:


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]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/22211766/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/22211766/ Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:00:36 PST [x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x]I'm in school
[x] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public. (Wow I have an embarrassing life.)

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone
[x] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[x] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ]I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding. (it was so funny and stafford had to catch me. If you call falling snowboarding then I have done it)

Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[x] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[x] I have kissed a stranger. (I was dared and I walked up to a guy and kissed him.)

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed... ]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/22109219/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/22109219/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:09:01 PST
On a happier note, I got my Tablet and Photoshop CS4. The tablet is a Wacon Intuos. Its not exactly what I expected it would be but I am getting used to it and I absolutely love it. I would expect a massive uploading soon because I have made a ton of new manipulations.

And O_O Layni is featuring people for once! YAY LAYNI!!!

One of my best online friends and an AMAZING graphics artist is :iconnakita-rowane:.

Another amazing person who does traditional art, whom I envy very much, is .

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21906315/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21906315/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:52:43 PST stolen from


dear justin,
i don't know how to say this, but i'm in love with your sister.
i think i realized it when your dog went crazy with mr. and mrs. bush, and i saw you stealing the toupee from john travolta.
i'm sure you're turned on enough to understand that im turned on by the garbage man.
i'm sending back your left ear, but i'll keep your neighbor carl as a memory.
you should know that i always will try to forget our friendship.
Say goodbye to your pet frog leonard for me,
Layni

---

rules:
o1. fill in the gaps with the info.
o2. post to da or myspace... or something
o3. you read this... you're tagged!

the note:
dear [your partner's name] (if you're single, write john)
i don't know how to say this, but __1__.
i think i realized it __2__ __3__, and i saw you __4__ __5__.
i'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
i'm sending back __8__, but i'll keep __9__ as a memory.
you should know that i __10__ __11__.
__12__,
[your name]


the info..........
o1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- i'm joining a monastery
black- i hate you
green- our horoscopes don't match
grey- you're a perv
yellow- i'm on the streets
pink- your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- you're a loser
other- i'm in love with your sister

o2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
january- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when i was high on sesame seed
may- when i was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when i threw up
august- when i saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- when i was taking a walk
november- when i tied my shoes
december- when your dog went crazy

o3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta- in london
hamburger- under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with chuck norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in women's clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hot dogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs bush

o4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

o5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black- my best friend
white- my father
grey- john travolta
brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookie monster
blue- my aloe vera plant
yellow- my pen pal from ghana
orange- my carl larsson collection
pink- my cat
no underwear- my cartman statue
other- the crazy monk

o6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
scrubs- woman / man
o.c.- sensitive
one tree hill- open
heroes- ashamed
lost- turned on
house- cowardly
the simpsons- scarred
the news- mongolian
american idol– masochistic
family guy- senile
other- frostbitten

o7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad i've been feeling
sad- how boring you are
bored- that your honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- that i have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that i'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that i'm a clone
other- that "deal or no deal" sucks

o8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your darth vader poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of portugal
orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy bibs
pink- the old toenails
other- your military service memory box

o9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
a/b- your picture
c/d- the oil-stock shares
e/f- my virginity
g/h- your neighbor carl
i/j- the blood-test results
k/l- your left ear
m/n- your suicide note
o/p- my sense
q/r- your mom
s/t- your collection of butterflies
u/v/w- your crime records
x/y/z- your high school grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?... ]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21715457/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21715457/ Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:03:04 PST
The person who got the 500th view was one of my friends from Horseisle. She decided that she didn't need my picture/poem/drawing so no one wins...

Ahh well Im still really happy.


oh yeah HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21686693/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21686693/ Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:48:10 PST
Now whoever can get the 500th page view will get an awesome prize!!

You may get either a poem written by me, a custom manip, or a hand drawn picture.

Love you guys!

Make sure to catch the 500th view and if you get it send me a note or reply to this journal entry!


Love ya

~Layni

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21300523/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21300523/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:26:02 PST to put my First couple manips ever on here..... Well here goes nothing........



[link]


Thats the first picture I ever made with GIMP... horrible aint it!

[link]

Thats the second. At least the cut out is better but the horse doesnt go there at all...

My most recent one is

[link]

Anyway so now I must tag 5 people.... I tag and

So what you have to do is go back into your deviantart, computer, photobucket, or wherever you store your pictures. Find the oldest picture that you can and post it in a journal. Then post one of your newest pictures.

To finish this off Tag 5 people and have them do the same thing. xD sounds like fun huh!

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21035356/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/21035356/ Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:11:42 PDT
]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/20964771/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/20964771/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:41:46 PDT
Hey Kayla I havnt talked to you for a long time!

Layni.... Im not calling for happy reasons. Its about Ben Linskins.

BEN! whats wrong with him was he hurt??
(Ben is one of my best friends and he is an amazing person)

Well... I got a phone call and he fell 50 feet of something. I dont know what he fell off of or why I just know that he did. He split his skull open and he has bleeding in the brain and he broke so many bones oh layni I am so worried for him. I need to call other people. Layni im about to start sobbing again. I cant think I am so sad and he is the most amazing person.
This guy was talking about when you know you have a really good friend is when you are willing to take a bullet for that person to save thier life. He told me that he was willing to take a bullet for any of his friends. I said that I would too. Layni I need you to pray. Pray and call everybody you know. PLEASE LAYNI PRAY! PRAY FOR BEN!!!!

I put down the phone and sobbed for about twenty minutes after that I prayed and picked up the phone again determined to call everyone I knew and get them all to pray for him.

Pray

PRAY as if it were your best friend who lay in a hospital bed.
Pray as if you knew your friend was dying and this is the only way you can help. This is what I am going through and we need all the help.

Lift Ben up in prayer and God WILL heal him! Pray and Believe.

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/20780385/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/20780385/ Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:32:37 PDT
Well now for the original reason that I was going to post this entry. I am getting a NEW HORSE!!! His name is Mister Approval. He is a 16.1hh dark bay thoroughbred gelding. He is 10 years old.And the best part is......he costs 1 dollar!!!
excuse me for a second while a scream YAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ok im done now lol.

I did a pedigree search on him and he has War Admiral in his bloodlines! EEEEEEEEEEK!!! I can trace his bloodlines all the way to Blackleggs Royal Mare (the foundation mare for the thoroughbred breed). His confomation is near perfect and I am most likely going to use him for dressage.

Welp im off now

]]> *Laynisample http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/20142935/ http://Laynisample.deviantart.com/journal/20142935/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:09:33 PDT
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