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                <title>Which beatle am I?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:31:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Needed to try this:<br /><br />John Lennon:<br />[ ] You were raised by someone other than your parents.<br />[] You have step siblings.<br />[ ] You get in trouble a lot at school.<br />[ ] Your birthday is in October.<br />[x] You love Elvis.<br />[ ] You donÂt like organized religion.<br />[x] You like cats more than dogs.<br />[] You wear glasses.<br />[x] Your favorite color is green.<br />[x] You hate the dark.<br />Total: 4<br /><br />Paul McCartney:<br />[ ] One of your parents died when you were young.<br />[] You are the oldest child in your family.<br />[x] You do well in school.<br />[ ] Your favorite color is blue.<br />[x] You are fairly quiet.<br />[x] You are tall.<br />[ ] You are conventional.<br />[x] You are a vegetarian.<br />[ ] You were born in June.<br />[ ] You had sex at the age of 15 or younger.<br />Total: 4<br /><br />George Harrison:<br />[x ] Your parents are still together.<br />[x ] You are the youngest child in your family.<br />[ ] You didnÂt do very well in school.<br />[ ] You were born in February.<br />[x ] You love gummy bears.<br />[ ] You are religious.<br />[x ] You are younger than most/all of your friends.<br />[ ] Your favorite color is purple.<br />[x] You are shy.<br />[ ] You are mysterious.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />Ringo Starr:<br />[] Your parents separated when you were young.<br />[ ] You are an only child.<br />[ ] You get sick a lot.<br />[ ] You were born in July.<br />[] You are one of the oldest of your friends.<br />[x] You are picky about your food.<br />[ x] You really like your independence.<br />[ ] You have blue eyes.<br />[ ] Your favorite color is red.<br />[] You are short.<br />Total: 2<br /><br />I'm George? Well he's my favorite! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I wrote a Poem!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:23:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ode to Ice Cream:<br /><br />Ice Cream, Oh ice cream<br />Creamy<br />Delicious<br />Smooth<br />A good source of calcium<br />"Hey, Dee, would you like some pie?"<br />Fuck no, I want ice cream<br /><br />P.S : I've gotten some drawings done annnnd as soon as I get a scanner they're gonna be up. I also want to actually continue that peter/rose comic i started because inking shit is fun.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm Back</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:35:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ New art will come once i go back to school and hook up my scanner.<br /><br />Now, please watch my new videos!!!:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAGYmOGasWg">[link]</a><br />this one took my hours so please watch<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v">[link]</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" />gArYKUqkR0&feature=channel_page<br />this one is for a video contest...<br /><br />give me more views!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My Favorite Fangirl Pairings!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:29:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm bored and feel like sharing!<br /><br />My favorite pairings:<br /><br />*Batman*<br /><br />Scarecrow/Anyone (but no madeup female characters):<br />I'll pretty much read/look at anything with scarecrow cause he's badass.<br /><br />Riddler/Twoface:<br />They're adorable in Batman Forever! So giddy and huggy!<br /><br />*Fight Club*<br /><br />Tyler Durden/Narrator:<br />Um... My ultimate fantasy!<br /><br /><br />*Marvel*<br /><br />Bruce Banner/Emil Blonsky:<br />Kinky shit is awesome shit!<br /><br />Bruce Banner/Tony Stark:<br />Eh... I'll read anything with Bruce Banner.<br /><br />Mr. Fantastic/Thing:<br />More like friendship because the thing always was there to protect Reed.<br /><br />Dr. Strange/Wong:<br />They're supa adorable!<br /><br /><br />*Doctor Who*<br /><br />10/Master:<br />Probably my favorite ever!<br /><br />10/Jack:<br />Sometimes Jack pisses me off though.<br /><br />10/Donna:<br />Woah! Heterosexual? WTF? Eh, Donna rocks!<br /><br /><br />*Reservoir Dogs*<br /><br />White/Orange:<br />They were so adorabley gay!!!!<br /><br /><br />*Angel*<br /><br />Wesley/Gunn:<br />They're really fucking adorable!<br /><br />Wesley/Angel:<br />Because Wesley does worship Angel<br /><br />Wesley/Giles:<br />Proper British sex FTW!<br /><br /><br />*Lost*<br /><br />Faraday/Miles:<br />Cause... They're hott?<br /><br /><br />*Shawshank Redemption*<br /><br />Red/Andy:<br />Hey, I dig it!<br /><br /><br />*Hannibal Lecter Series*<br /><br />Hannibal/Graham:<br />They're cute together in a creepy way.<br /><br /><br />*Re-Animator*<br /><br />Dan/Herbert:<br />They're pretty sick and twisted. And Herbert having sex with anything is amusing.<br /><br /><br />*Metal Gear Solid*<br /><br />Snake/Otacon:<br />A soldier and a nerdy engineer?! Sign me on!!!<br /><br /><br />*Master and Commander*<br /><br />Aubrey/Maturin:<br />Because a big, jolly blonde captain and a skinny, cynical doctor is adorable!<br /><br /><br /><br />Wow, I have a lot! I feel like there is more too... Maybe eventually.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>LAWL at Penis!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:24:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My biggest conflicts at the moment:<br />-to watch Lost or Lie to Me? Tim Roth!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />-Do i wanna be in my dorm with my new insane roommie... or be home semi bored but have a treadmill AND a hammock in walking distance?<br />-What is my favorite slash pairing atm? <br />-Do i wanna act or direct? I kind of wanna act... I am pretty enough, lol. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Don't Need a Man</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:38:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I realized after being asked and shit by few people over the first semester... I don't know what i want/need... I don't know what to do with my current offer... He's nice i like hanging but I really like this other guy who hasn't offered yet...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I need a man</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:04:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's true. Stupid men.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Desperate</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:20:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm desperate for a roleplay. I wanna rp bruce banner D= I don't care who the other person is, it can be a crossover rp or the other can be a madeup. I don't care! Anybody know how i can find somebody?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Here Comes the Sun</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:39:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm moving out from this hell hole room to one upstairs with this other girl. Her and her roommate were having problems so we're switching. My new roommate seems a little off but whatev, bigger room and she's quiet. I'm sure i only think a little weirdly about her is because i only hear her roommates side of the story. Plus, she seems way better than my dumbass roommates, aka the moron twins.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>'</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:37:56 PST</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Ugh</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 08:27:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't know if college is for me. I feel really lonely here and i just wanna go back home. Both my roommates left this weekend again so i'm all alone in my room and contemplating going home as well even though i promised myself i'd last till thanksgiving. I hate waking up all alone. I hate being here, i'm depressed 24/7.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Help!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:15:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i need an idea for a short horror movie film...  i like zombies but the same idea is so overdone<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>PLEASE, NEED LOVE</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:35:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I WANNA WEBCAM CHAT WITCHOO GUYS<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Please Kill Me</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:46:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm not dead yet... Just need to submit art. I've been super busy.<br /><br />I'm having roommate issues. I'm in a triple and all three of us were great friends at first. Now they;ve kicked me out of it, causng me to lose all the friends I've made. I found a new group but it's awful sleeping in my room.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BOYS AND FOOD</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:19:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ewwww. I just ate so much because of my hatred for boys. Everyone kept handing me food tonight<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MEN ARE EVIL</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:40:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am having such issues involving men right now. UGH! I need a woman instead.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Made Another Account.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:10:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I made an account specifically for just random stock photos i take.<br /><br /><a href="http://Nerdfetish.deviantart.com">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>IGNORE THE LAST JOURNAL, WAY MORE IMPORTANT</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:42:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ vote me a ten on both:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sugarloot.com/entry/979516370">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.sugarloot.com/entry/986069970">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Art is on Ze Way</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:26:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am in a good mood. I get two roommates and my bf and I decided to keep our relationship going a while longer. I also have a new slash pairing to fawn over.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:15:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And I am depressed.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Otakon Day One Complete</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:23:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Done with Day One of Otakon. My bf and I were Christopher Nolan styled Harley Quinn and Joker and my Joker was the only one with a Harley Quinn so we were quite popular.I felt bad cause my friend did a Guitar Hero contest and she kept having to wait for us as like, 3 people took our picture. At the beginning of the day I couldn't make it five feet without people stopping me for pictures. My 5 FOOT BAZOOKA MADE ME QUITE POPULAR!!!<br /><br />IT FEELS LIKE HASHBROWNS!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OTAKON OTAKON OTAKON OTAKON</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:05:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have no drawings for you guys and won't till I go bck to college. I drew stuff but I don't feel like setting up my scanner AND AM BUSY MAKING SHIT FOR OTAKON!!! I get a 5 foot tall bazooka. I 5 FOOT FUCKING TAZLL BAZOOKA!!! I am going as harley quinn and my bf the Joker. Yes, I bet they'll be tons of people cosplaying at this even at an anime convention. BUT I GET A 5 FOOT TALL BAZOOKA FILLED WITH MAH CLOWN CANDY!!!<br /><br />DO YOU WANT CANDY SMALL CHILDREN? YES YOU DO!!<br /><br /><br />Oh, and Kathy you were in my dream last night. My sister and I were for some reason close to your house and we popped by, and you and I almos totally made out but I was like "not infront of my siiister!"<br /><br />and then my second dream giant spiders were taking over the world. Nothing new there.<br /><br />Although I have no new drawings I have new videos... 2... so, here are the links;<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6cQnbA1QnI">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-0-8IV51Tc">[link]</a><br /><br />I'll prob put up another by the end of the day.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I WISH I WAS THE JOKER</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:28:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am inlove with the Joker now from The Dark Knight in the same way I am inlove with Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York in that in a sick twisted way I wish I was them.<br /><br />I got to see the DC premiere of Dark Knight on wednesday and saw it again yesterday. Third time monday.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Most Intense Summer EVER!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:54:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, summer has begun and I have graduated from high school. This summer will be INTENSE, really. Liiiike, I am using this summer to accomplish a lot of things. I need to make a music video of some sort, draw more, hang out with bf, achieve the perfect body, and get my godforsaken room cleaned(I made a big dent in it today)<br /><br />With no scanner, no art will be coming till I can find reinforcement but I really haven't been drawing that much. My time is spent reading comic books and riding my bike. <br /><br />On that note, time to spaz about my excitement. Do you know what it is of? Ohohoho...it's big. It's green. It's the motherfucking hulk! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /> I am soooo excited! Even more so now than ever because I read the Ultimates comic books and I flippin loved em! Bruce Banner is so adorable <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" />!!!!!<br /><br />I never expected to ever read any comic books with the Hulk in it I just stumbled upon it while in a bookstore looking for something involving Scarecrow or Doctor Strange. I wish Mr. Norton wore glasses in the movie, though. He'd be bitchin' sexy in glasses.<br /><br />Hmmmm......What else to obsess over. Well, um, The Dark Knight is coming out next month and then there's Hellboy 2. Gonna see em BOTH! Huzzaaah! Both I will probably have wierd dreams about during the opening week as I did for Iron Man and am currently doing for the Hulk. NERD TIMEZ!<br /><br />Edit: I think to help with my constant antsyness as of late(I stayed home today and I am so bored and usually I looove being home alone) I think a ROLEPLAY! will help but I need some more roleplay buddies. Anyone interested? No romance, ew.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Boo</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 10:04:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My scanner/printer is ze broken causing me to get a C on part of my final project for english...sucks. Unless I figure out the scanner on my mom's computer all I will have up for a while is maybe photos FROM ZE PROM!<br /><br />Oh, yeah, prom rawked cause I had the most awesome purpletastic dress. Turned out the original green marilyn monroe dress I got looked bad cause it was too big...and it came in no smaller sizes. Ohhohoho, I felt good about myself indeed. No purging that night <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" />!(JK, jk...eheheheh.)<br /><br />anyways, two new videos.<br /><br />This is my senior project, it won third place at the AFI theater:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQwSF6xuOVo">[link]</a><br /><br />This is a music video we made in tv production submitted under my boyfriend's name I AM ON ZE BENCH!:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSxBxOs7NJ4">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Meh</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 19:28:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I wanna come back and be active on deviantart but I'm too tired to do anything productive...sleeeeep.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FUCK PROM</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:57:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I really wanted to go to prom my senior year. Well, my plans are going to shit but the worst part is the dress. After a lot of searching I found a decent green marilyn monroe-ish dress. It came today and I tried it on I looked like a fat, stocky block in it. Fuck prom I'm not going.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MY HELL IS OVER!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:47:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Finally the hell of the play is over! It's been the roughest time of my high school life. Simply awful, I really probably almost killed myself 10 times during it.<br /><br />But now that's it's over I'm not sad IN THE LEAST! In fact, happy. So happy. Being a techie(although I don't enjoy being a techie) made me realise what a bunch of jackasses those guys are and how FAKE they are. They all lied and made up rumors about eachother and played tricks and were just nasty as hell.<br /><br />Also, at the cast party there was this one jackass named Cameron every actor loved for some reason. HE WAS SO FUCKING ANNOYING! We were watching a movie and, sure, we all talked but he was the kind of asshole that once we all quieted down a bit he had to start blurting out loudly the subtitles.<br /><br />I really learned who my friends wereduring my rough times as well. A lot of my close friends just completely ignored me being depressed(and didn't care when I tried to tell them I was sad and needed support). One of my close friends clung to this jackass at the cast party...So fucking annoying. I'm not mentioning any of the names of the people that I no longer want to be close with but I'm done with those people.<br /><br />I can now go to college with no regret of leaving the community.<br /><br />But some people were so fantastic when I was sad. Mezergy, you were one of those people cause I know you aren't a cuddley soft person but I can tell when you care. Also a few other friends and a lot of the techies were so much nice. My actor friends just were sucked up in themselves and I did try hard to focus on them but it was hard getting nothing in return. Thanks, Mezergy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GRAH!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:23:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I will have more art up eventually.<br /><br />BUT FUCK THAT, WATCH MY LATEST VIDEO!;<br /><br />the link is being gay so just access it from my main page DO IT, PLEASE<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/chaztr0n">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Journal Meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:25:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from goldenaslan...Just fun personal stuff cause it's easier to share online<br /><br />Stolen from a buncha people<br /><br />Info<br />[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.<br />[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (My nose is big)<br />[x] I have many scars. <br />[x] I tan easily. <br />[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (Orangey/red)<br />[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<br />[ ] I have a tattoo.<br />[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.(I cahnge like 5 times cause everything makes me look fat)<br />[x] I have/I've had braces. <br />[x] I wear glasses.(Not prescription)<br />[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. <br />[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.(By creepy people)<br />[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.<br />[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.<br />[] I have freckles. <br /><br />Family/Home Life<br />[x] I've sworn at my parents.("Shut the fuck up" is popular)<br />[ ] I've run away from home.<br />[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />[x] My biological parents are together.<br />[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />[] I want to have kids someday. (Pregnancy sucks_<br />[ ] I've had children.<br />[ ] I've lost a child.<br /><br />School/Work<br />[x] I'm in school<br />[x] I have a job <br />[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.(desks are uncomfortable)<br />[] I almost always do my homework.(hahaha)<br />[] I've missed a week or more of school. <br />[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years (Not hard)<br />[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year<br />[x] I've stolen something from my job(I eat people's food)<br />[ ] I've been fired<br /><br />Embarrassment<br />[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.<br />[x] Disney movies still make me cry.<br />[x] I've peed from laughing.(OMG the WORST)<br />[x] I've snorted while laughing.<br />[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />[ ] I've glued my hand to something. <br />[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.<br /><br />Health<br />[x] I was born with a disease/impairment(Spinal virus)<br />[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples <br />[ ] I've broken a bone.<br />[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.<br />[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.(Other teeth) <br />[ ] I had a serious surgery.<br />[] I've had chicken pox. <br /><br />Traveling<br />[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. <br />[ ] I've been on a plane.<br />[ ] I've been to Canada.<br />[ ] I've been to Mexico.<br />[] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />[ ] I've been to Japan.<br />[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />[ ] I've been to Europe.<br />[ ] I've been to Africa.<br /><br />Experiences<br />[x] I've gotten lost in my city.<br />[x] I've seen a shooting star.<br />[x] I've wished on a shooting star<br />[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.<br />[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. <br />[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.<br />[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.(Once 3 times in one day)<br />[ ] I've been to a casino.<br />[ ] I've been skydiving.<br />[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.<br />[x] I've played spin the bottle. (Not fun at all)<br />[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.<br />[ ] I've crashed a car. <br />[ ] I've been Skiing.<br />[x] I've been in a play.<br />[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.<br />[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.<br />[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.<br />[ ] I've played chicken.<br />[x] I've played a prank on someone.<br />[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.<br />[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<br />[x] I've eaten sushi.<br />[x] I've been snowboarding.<br /><br />Relationships <br />[ ] I'm single.<br />[x] I'm in a relationship.(still free for some FUN TIMES)<br />[ ] I'm engaged. <br />[ ] I'm married.<br />[ ] I've gone on a blind date.<br />[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.<br />[ ] I miss someone right now.<br />[x] I have a fear of abandonment.<br />[ ] I've gotten divorced.<br />[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. <br />[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. <br />[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.<br />[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.<br /><br />Sexuality <br />[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.(A lot) <br />[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.<br />[x] I am a cuddler.<br />[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.<br />[x] I've hugged a stranger.(almost always initiate it) <br />[ ] I have kissed a stranger.<br /><br />Honesty/Crime<br />[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. <br />[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.<br />[x] I've snuck out of my house.<br />[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.<br />[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.<br />[x] I've cheated while playing a... ]]></description>
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                <title>SPARKLES ANGRY!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:17:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just saw the new Hulk trailer...Norton looks so sexy that it'll be worth the admission even if the movie sucks.<br /><br />The CGI on the abomination looked really bad...like a resident evil video game...but apparently they're still working with the cgi. The shading on it was really cool and intense but not realistic. Still hard to make a huge, green monster look realistic.<br /><br />AND ACCORDING TO THE TRAILER NORTON'S BODY BELONGS TO THE U.S. ARMY!<br /><br />I still wish Norton coulda been twoface or in a better comic book movie...Man, he coulda been a kickass riddler <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DANIEL DE NIRO!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:36:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THE ANGRIEST LOVE CHILD IN EXISTENCE.<br /><br />Never quite knowing if your talking to him and constant drinking EVERYbody's milkshake.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br />I don't have much else to say...except...HULK TRAILER PREMIERE TOMORROW!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Shit Happens</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:03:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright...I decided to make a list of the good and bads of my life right now cause I KNOW YOU CARE!<br /><br />Good:<br />-Got a job as a foodrunner: I get to have more money and exercise<br />-Joined the Improv club: Get to be funny<br />-Lost: Something to look forward to every week<br />-Boyfriend: sometimes to talk to<br /><br />Bad<br />-Senior Project: stressful and crappy<br />-Calf muscle: I HAVE NONE!!!<br />-School: always filled with sucky<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FUCK YOU, LOST FANS!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:24:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ two journals in one fucking day, WHAT THE FUCK EVER!!!<br /><br />I'm angry. I have been watching lost lately and I really like the new guy, Daniel Faraday...but there is no fucking des/dan fanfiction! WHAT?! It was SO obvious. MILES ALREADY HAS A SLASH FANFICTION! Miles SUCKS BALLS!<br /><br />Atleast there is charlotte/daniel...Charlotte is aggressive enough for me to be okay with it BUT COME THE FUCK ON, PEOPLE!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FUCKING TIM BURTON</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:55:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We're doing a film project for english. We have to pick a director and watch 3 of their movies and write a paper about their style.<br /><br />GUESS WHO HALF THE CLASS CHOSE?<br />TIM BURTON!!!<br /><br />Just...eh, not too annoyed. Just, eh, HOW ORIGINAL.<br /><br />I am doing Martin Scorsese. I really wanted to do David Fincher but he hasn't done enough stuff for me to find good articles about his style.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Random Meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:03:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged by goldenaslan<br /><br />Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:<br />1 :Become famous and remembered by many<br />2 : Have an affair<br />3 : Do something illegal(not like murder, though)<br /><br />Three Names You Go By:<br />1 : My real name<br />2 : Dee<br />3 : That scary girl<br /><br />Three Screen Names You Have Had:<br />1 : Ltsparklez<br />2 : Mizurasama<br />3 : RyouDee<br /><br />Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:<br />1 : My haircolor<br />2 : My facial structure<br />3 : My six-pack<br /><br />Three Parts Of Your Heritage:<br />1 : Italian<br />2 : French<br />3 : Irish<br /><br />Three Things That Scare You:<br />1 : Spiders<br />2 : Being alone<br />3 : Dentists<br /><br />Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:<br />1 : Music<br />2 : Television<br />3 : My notebook<br /><br />Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:<br />1 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />urple jammy pants<br />2 : Hard Day's Night T-shirt<br />3 : Green zip-up<br /><br />Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:<br />1 : The Beatles (fo'sho, bitches!)<br />2 : Beck<br />3 : Christina Aguilera<br /><br />Three Of Your Favorite Songs: (currently)<br />1 : "A Day in the Life"- The Beatles<br />2 : "Strawberry Fields Forever"-The Beatles<br />3 : "Loser"-Beck<br /><br />Three Things You Want In A Relationship :<br />1 : Somebody who is funny and well-adjusted<br />2 : Plays a definete role in our relationship(submissive or dominate)<br />3 : I have some attraction to on a physical level<br /><br />Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):<br />1 : I love bananas<br />2 : I am allergic to cats<br />3 : I think I'm fat<br /><br />Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:<br />1 : It<br />2 : Varies<br />3 : From person to person<br /><br />Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:<br />1 : Making movies<br />2 : Watching movies<br />3 : Creating an ULTIMATE ALLIANCE<br /><br />Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:<br />1 : Director<br />2 : Casting Director<br />3 : Cinematographer<br /><br />Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:<br />1 : Italy<br />2 : Germany<br />3 : Ummm...Edward Norton?<br /><br />Three Names You Like:<br />1 : Charlotte<br />2 : Jonathan<br />3 : Jean Luc<br /><br />Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:<br />1 : I play video games and sports<br />2 : I am capable of finding women attractive<br />3 : I'm aggressive<br /><br />Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:<br />1 : I wear makeup<br />2 : I like boys<br />3 : I wear a bra<br /><br />I'm not tagging anyone <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Need a Roleplay</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:52:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I seriously do D-=<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Jesus Is the Greatest</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:09:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just saw jesus christ superstar all the way through and I actually liked it the second time. hated it the first time. Jesus is amazing.<br /><br />I'm extremely anxious right now. My friend told me about auditions for the musical Hair and we were gonna go together to audition. I wanna know when and where! He said he'd keep my updated but I wanna know now and I can't find info anywhere.<br /><br />I got a job interview this wednesday, sweet! I also am going to do track and tech crew. if it gets all too much I will drop out of track.<br /><br />Right not I'm just soooo anxious.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My Latest Hotties.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:45:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Decided to update the people out of the loop who I've added to my list of crushes:<br /><br />1. <a href="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/5842/PaulDano_Vespa_12903532_400.jpg">[link]</a> Paul Dano. Not exactly physically pleasing, but his amazing acting talent and sexy tallness makes up for the incredibly weak chin.<br /><br />2. <a href="http://www.planb.no/images/pub/Festival/beck.jpg">[link]</a> Beck Hansen. Gorgeous and super talented. How can such a tiny, feminine man have such a sexy, deep voice? And he can rap! Jesus, Hoooottt.<br /><br />3. <a href="http://www.mencap.org.uk/images/photo_gallery/images/1/3/4_Simon_Amstell.jpg">[link]</a> Simon Amstell. Adorable british host. Look at his fluffy hair!!!<br /><br />4. <a href="http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/r/ryan_gosling/thumbnails/tn2_ryan_gosling_2.jpg">[link]</a> Ryan Gosling. Awww. I like him best when he was of younger age.<br /><br />5. <a href="http://firstpersonshow.net/b2/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/Demetri%20Martin.jpg">[link]</a> Demetri Martin. Umm...amazingly funny and hawt. I wish he and I were married. Best. Comedian. Ever.<br /><br />I think that is all for now. I will update if I remember another. I KNOW YOU CARE!<br />Atleast Herman cares... Except the little ho ditched me last night.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Should Just Get Used to Failing</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:26:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I try really hard, but it seems like I only get shit. Someone said "atleast you're not poor".<br /><br />Oh great, the one thing going for me is something I have no control over. I wish I was poor, then I'd have a reason for being such a loser.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>These Spider Webs Are My Home Now</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:37:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just a cool lyric from a song...whatever.<br /><br />Anyways, for the past two days I was at the Thesbian Festival. It was extremely fun. I got to watch some cool plays(most sucked though) and I got to perform The Ashgirl one more time. I also competed in Original Works Competition, but didn't win (oh well) and I did the improv show. The guy who ran the improv show looked like older Paul McCartney and was super cute. I got to stare at him for two days straight. He also did the hypnotist show and I got chosen to go up but it had no effect on me.<br /><br />Now I'm really depressed because I have to go back to school. This year has been one big piece of shit. I really just want it to end.<br /><br />I discovered chatting with my bf over AIM makes me want to kill him for some reason. It seems to me all he talks about is himself, like how he noticed how his hair is pretty or that he and his friends joked around about being gay. I'm tired about hearing about this shit. Also, he was talking about how he wanted to try ecstasy and I said I didn't cause I didn't want to end up doing something I regret and he was like "ecstasy doesn't make you act different, only enhances what you do"...Like he knows, plus that's like getting a sugar high and you still might end up making a fool out of yourself.<br /><br />Here is the MOST annoying thing. He loves Daft Punk and once someone asked about Kanye West stealing their music and I was like "No, he sampled it from them legally" and he got all mad at me and was like "don't talk about daft punk, you don't know anything about them." True. I knew that ONE thing but he got all pissy even if it was true what I said. Today he was saying Across the Universe looked cool and I said it was just a stupid typical 60s themed movie that butchered good music and he was like "Not really, depends on who you ask." Yeah, not THAT bad I guess from somebody else's POV but if I were to say I liked that Kanye West song...oh, I'd be an awful person. For some reason he's allowed to support the butchering of MY favorite band. I took the high grouind and just said "whatever"...I'm not gonna bitch or freak out.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Life's a Bitch</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:48:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I hate group projects. I'm trying to get my senior project done and no time is never good for both of my partners. One of them is now sick and I'm forcing her to come film and I feel bad about it but she kept putting it off and putting it off.<br /><br />Now I'm having some sort of anxiety attack from caffeine. Great.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Welcome to Hell</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:18:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I haven't really been able to talk for 4 days. Going on five if it's still gone tomorrow. It's so frustrating! Ugh!!!!!!!!!! You dont even know. I want my voice back D-=....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hell Yes!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:28:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ummm...alright. My sister's a fucking moron, she's moving to ohio to live with her boyfriend of 2 months tomorrow. Leaving her family for a bf of 2 months, what a fucking moron. I'm very pissed and very depressed over it.<br /><br />Buuut, good news! I went to an open house over night college visit to Indiana University of Pennsylvania and it was UBER fun. I met a girl named Erin and I agreed to being her roommate if I am going there(haven't been accepted yet). I'm only going if I get into the honors college, she's already been accepted into it. It's a very nice school but my mom doesn't want me to go that far from home.<br /><br />Also, the first guy I met there was this uber adorable knowlegeable gay nerd who was totally flirting with one of the students there. It was so obvious AND ADORABLE.<br /><br />Anyways, ttfn, mates.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Joker Died</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:22:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ RIP Heath Ledger.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Get Out Of Here Ghost!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:09:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am reviewing the movie THERE WILL BE BLOOD and that's all this journal will be.<br />
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Okay, it was good. really good. Paul Dano stole the show IMO and this kid is going somewhere. He has definete potential. I wanna see this movie many more times....and try to discern more meaning from it. Too tired to write more.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Hate Snow and My House</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:12:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M STUCK IN MY HOUSE CAUSE PEOPLE ARE LIKE "OMG, IT'S TOO SNOWY TO GO ANYWHERE!!"<br />
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I'm soooo bored, after doing research for my senior project I watched goofellas with my sisters and decided if I could act out a character in any movie (it would have to be female) I would be ray liotta's wife in that movie. She was cool and got to scream angrily a lot, and I love being angry.<br />
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Hmmm...right now I'm writing in this here journal and looking up pictures of Cillian Murphy. The fact that I find him hott probably makes me a lesbian. <br />
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Hmmm...besides reading violent, angsty fanfiction, you know what my other favorite thing to do online is? Make fun of fat actresses on imdb(not even fat really, maybe just not skinny). Because no matter if the actress is talented or not the housewives will love her because she's fat. Nikki Blonsky is a shitty actress, but they act like she's so great cause she's fat. I'd respect her if she was more talented(good singer and all, BAD ACTING) but she's not. Also, everyone is like "OMG, she is not fat"...it's just funny to mess with them. Sometimes I even go on thin actresses boards and claim that they're getting fat, it's so funny. I also go on boards and claim people are gay/lesbians...oooooh, the inhumanity! Like being fat and/or gay is the worst thing you could EVER be!!! People get offended to easily.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuck It, I'm Not Fucking Content</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:44:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dropped out of that stupid fucking musical officially today and I'm really upset. I don't want 8 lines and a small solo in a song. I don't wanna not be in the play too. I'm so confused and upset.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Decent News Everybody!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:05:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I complained to the director of our drama club about my shitty role and luck will have it someone dropped out. The person who dropped out's part was smaller than my current one, but now I get both. I get my shitty 8-line housewife and this shitty dancer who gets to sing(all by herself) one verse in the song "footloose"<br />
 I'm pretty content with that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LieutenantSparkles</author>
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                <title>Blah...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:35:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have an urge to RP. Tell me one of your guys does modern roleplays. Possibly slash rping too...i dunno, anybody?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LieutenantSparkles</author>
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                <title>Okay...Okay...Okay...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 17:14:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Happy new year, yeah whatever.<br />
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NOW!<br />
Okay, do you know who Ray Liotta is? If not, go find a picture of him. Now...take that picture and add 300+ lbs...then watch this video:<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v">[link]</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" />uGZDP-G-FU<br />
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DO YOU SEE A RESEMBLENCE?!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Merry friggin Christmas</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:53:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah...I'm still fucking pissed about getting a fucking shit role in the school musical for my senior year. Fuck you, Gale. My winter break is fucking ruined. Yaaay.<br />
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Oh, right. Merry Christmas.<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/chaztr0n">[link]</a><br />
go to my youtube and subscribe, I'll feel better.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Horror Movies</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:14:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Halloween Horror Movie Marathon coming up!!! I need movie recommendations. Preferable between the 60s-80s...best time for horror movies.<br />
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anyways, I also need a good costume idea. I'll probably be captain hook or the mad hatter.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Opinion?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:01:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Weird that I'm dating a sophomore and I'm a senior?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My Mom Drank While I Was in The Womb</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:44:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have made that conclusion.<br />
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ANYWAYS<br />
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SUPER EXCITEMENT TIME!!!<br />
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<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/news/cult/news/drwho/2007/10/21/50016.shtml">[link]</a><br />
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Read that AND FOUND OUR FRIGGIN WHY!!!!!<br />
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Anyways...<br />
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I had an awful dream last night...<br />
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I was a medical doctor in the medeival times(well, I was an assistant to a doctor) and okay. In my dream, my friend marshall fell in love with this girl but the girl had to marry this other guy cause he was rich. Well, then the girl and her husband got sick and both came to my hospital. We treated the husband first cause he was considered more important. I felt really bad, so while the girl was dying I held her hand. They both had a seizure and died. I tried to get my hand off of her corpse but she wouldn't let go of me even though she was dead. I kept pulling, but the bitch had me held tight. I finally got her off, and right when I did, her hand grabbed me again, I had to keep getting her off and finally I got as far away as possible. It was scary as hell. O.o<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'M AWESOME!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:34:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://ltsparkles.livejournal.com/905.html">[link]</a><br />
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read it and enjoy my amazing writing skills!<br />
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anyways.<br />
Grrr. Back from canaan but that's not my problem.<br />
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My date to homecoming is not answering his damn phone and I wanted to tell him I'm at his school tomorrow for a tennis match. It won't be hard to spot him...huge guy with an afro. Though, if I don't contact him soon I'll find a better thing to do on saturday. Jerkface.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Yay!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 16:37:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright, all this is great news.<br />
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First, I got a great role in the fall play "Ash Girl" which is like cinderella but darker, I'm the stepmother.<br />
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Next, tomorrow I am going on a 4 day overnight fieldtrip to canaan where I get to sleep in a cabin.<br />
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Next, I have a date for homecoming. I had to ask him but YAY!!!<br />
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Be happy for me!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A must Watch...Especially for AbnormalityQ</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:17:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got a ukulele for my birthday, saturday...and I've been listening to music of it on youtube for inspirating<br />
AND THIS GUY IS AMAZING<br />
abnormalityQ, you will love him...YOU'LL LOVE HIM IN THE FIRST 3 SECONDS HE STARTS SPEAKING...maybe 20 seconds....<br />
Here's the link:<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v">[link]</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" />uSkP3uym5k<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dear Ms. Bitch...I Mean Shlash</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:46:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dear Shlash,<br />
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You told me to see this from your point of view, but I see you taking no effort to see it from mine. I can definetely see why you saw things as something to be angry at while I can also see it as something not to be angry about.<br />
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You saw it as me getting out of auditions early and just leaving and ignoring my team. It may have looked like that, but even when I explained it from my point of view you still didn't believe me, I can tell.<br />
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Here's how it looked to me. I told you thursday I would be missing practice monday. Well, auditions ended earlier than I thought and I didn't have any of my things. So I left. On the way out I passed the courts and I just wanted to leave and I didn't see you so I kept walking. Then Saumya called my name, and jokingly(and I don't mean I was making fun of the team with my drama friends, I was joking WITH the team) I pretended to cover my face. I didn't see or hear you calling so I left. <br />
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Maybe I should've told you, but not seeing you I just thought it'd just be easier to go. I've never missed a practice or been late. I know other girls who have skipped. One infact skipped and came in the middle of practice and you didn't even notice. Even you miss all the time, you've been an hour late, and one time you didn't show up at all and some girls stood there waiting. I don't come once, because of a good excuse, and you kick me off.<br />
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I've apologized, but I don't think you've accepted it. You've let me back on but I can tell you hate me and I'm probably going to be an alternate. My senior year, an alternate. After being on the team for 3 years. Well, you know what? I quit.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Dee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Awww, this Hurts.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:48:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I figured because no guy ever seems to be interested in me I'd try to take action into my own hands. I asked him out and he said sure but then the next day he asked if I meant on a date and I said "sure, but I'd be find being friends too" and then he said he'd rather just stay friends. This pisses me off, I was so happy that I had the courage to ask and that he said yes...but now I'm really sad...ish...I'm fine, but man...not like any other girl shows interest in him. Whatever, I'll live and try someone else. Must be successful before I graduate.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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