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behind their leader the forces were ready, all holding their weapons with a hand quite steady.

they moved out with their boots all strung, their hearts were beating and as they held their tongue.

Their leaders knew what they had on their hands, the very war might lie on their plans

In front of them they heard quite a clatter. one brave lemur sprung to see what the matter.

Over the hill he flew like a flash. he tripped at the top went down with a bash.

That's when the communist llamas began to slow. they turned and saw the moons glow.

Up his spine went a chill. Then the lemur through him self down the hill.

when he looked back what would appear? but only one llama that was looking at him and holding a sphere.

the llama saw the lemur and became so quick. he yelled out to his comrades making a click

soon all the llamas came, and yelled out his name.

he pointed where the lemur had been, they charged up the hill they would soon collect the lemur's skin.

at this point one might have expect a brawl, both teams giving it their all

but the lemur's commander was a clever guy, and had the lemurs run toward the rye.

yet a lemur does not give up so quick, he had an idea, a wonderful trick.

a pencil and paper the plans he drew. the lemurs new plan would surely go through.

lose the llamas in a field of bricks, with only a few simple tricks.

While confused and lost the llamas were. the lemurs would quickly refer.

To atlantis the lemurs would go. and give those llamas what's been coming for them since long ago.

it was perfect, and the communist llama base would never detect.

Until it was to late, and the llamas realize that they went for the bait.

the lemurs plan went right along, until suddenly something went wrong.

The lemurs ran into a stag, pulling a sled with a fatman holding a bag.

all the lemurs suddenly went up with a cheer, that was no stag for it was a reindeer.

the lemurs smiled with glee. for santa would soon give them gifts to put under their tree.

the lemurs couldn't fight today not against the llamas, so they went and took a trip to the capital of the bahamas.

When they got there, they were in for quite a shock. the llamas were there right on the same dock.

while the llamas also ran into ol' st. nick, and he told them to get over here right striaght quick

They would have fought right then and there but the commanders didn't realize the forces did not care.

The battle had to be postphoned. as some of the forces were getting stoned.

there was a wonderful party, and a feast very hearty.

and the end of the day, they knew they had to go their each had to go their seperate way.

They could never tell anyone about their new friends. for them it would mean the ends.

though they had great fun while they drank champagne. they would pray they would never meet again.

There it was the secret vow, one that most would never allow.

Thus the next day continued the war, friends the llamas and lemurs never more. ]]> ~Linty-the-crazy http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/7108921/ http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/7108921/ Mon, 21 Nov 2005 19:43:09 PST

So after the declaration of war there was about a month where no one cared the least bit. Until the evil king of the llamas became angry and demanded that this fragment was returned. the evil king sent llama bombing planes to maddagascar. Fortunatly Adoy was prepared for such an attack, he put a giant umbrella above the lemur's base to protect them from the llama spit bombs, the defense was a success. The attack on maddagscar was to much for Adoy he had to retaliate, the blue lemur forces quickly jumped towards Atlantis when they discovered they couldn't swim. the barrier around Atlantis was lifted and the city brought to the surface, the evil king declared that if any lemur trys to come across the water his warriors will destroy the blue lemur forces, Over the corse of a 3 hour speech, adoy said the same thing. This stand off lasted for 20 years...... ]]> ~Linty-the-crazy http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/6826629/ http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/6826629/ Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:51:29 PDT ~Linty-the-crazy http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/6792884/ http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/6792884/ Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:45:14 PDT

Heard this today from a friend when we were talking about that yachoveadkla smirnoff guy or what ever it's spelled


In america you watch tv!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA WE KILL BABY WITH CROWBAR.
IT JOKE YOU GET!!

okay yes, it's sick, DEAL WITH IT ]]> ~Linty-the-crazy http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/6751697/ http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/6751697/ Wed, 12 Oct 2005 19:40:30 PDT After the death of the great king the land broke out into war over who would become the next to take the throne for Chuck had no direct heir to the throne. Soon another llama was becoming increasingly powerful using his military force to slowly conquer Atlantis and unite it under him. This llama was known as Rex Diabolorum or King of Demons. His eyes glowed red, and his fur was black. Rex was a llama competely consumed by the llamas demonic beginnings. Rex eventually took power and seculded Atlantis from the rest of the world by erecting a demonic barrier around the city and sinking it to the bottom of the ocean.
The other side of this war is the blue lemurs. The blue lemurs were lead by Adouy the blue lemur. he was always a good friend of Chuck the llama king and was very concerned about these new devlopments. Adouy sent a search force to locate the lost city but none of them found anything. Adouy continued to lead his people to greatness. The land of maddagascar was becoming increasingly powerful with wonderful military and econmic advances. It all seemed perfect, little did the blue lemurs know, they were on the edge of war. ]]> ~Linty-the-crazy http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/6751629/ http://Linty-the-crazy.deviantart.com/journal/6751629/ Wed, 12 Oct 2005 19:07:25 PDT
THE YEAR IS 2003!!

Once a upon a time Rikku was out of money and had to pay for college so she had to be a hooker then starky came along and said hey I know you youre Tom Tucker woob woob oob oob oob oob woob woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoob woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoob woobwoobwoobwoobwoob
then he said Give meeeee starfragmeeeent and ran away but he dropped enough money for rikku to go to spira and then she went there and bought Paine from a frog man named Poppycock then she said hide in a hole I am going to save my cousin and steal her money at the same time now stay here. Then after the events of final fantasy 10 she went back to the city and found Starky who still wanted the Star Fragment but we will get back to that in a while( no we wont I lied hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha
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ahahahaha) Any way Rikku found Starky in a gutter drunk as usual (you mean starky was drunk or rikku either way let your imagination take you away.) So she beat him over the head with a poshul (see she was in the story) then starky helmet broke and he turned into mega starky and did raydidtionnnnnn rikku almost died but didnt a week later she was better and went to spira to open a whore house and it was a big success O'aka was a huge of fan of trigger happy and the beserker form. Then they saved the world from prosition laws and every one was happy especcially all of their customers(all of Spira wink wink wink) including a dead body of Sin and a butterfly named pants Now the rest of the story from Adoy give him a hand folks or dont i dont care hurray.

As you know Wakka beileved in poligamy. So mega starchy the spud ran to Wakka and his wives (Tifa,Yuffie,Garnet,Selphie,A basket of chicken(that was mine(Jien(the chicken thing)),Lulu, Yunas clone, Kuja,Stiener, Gilgamesh, Shiva, James the kid from Jiens english that kpervet that likes his ps2 too much bastard, Kid, and The monster leftovers from behind the ketchup next to the mayonaise, and behind the coleslaw.) yelling give me cheese grader.....or 20 dollars.....or a monkey......a duck......or a hat.......or the complete aerosmith..........or 20 dollars.....or a better memory.......or the real president........or a sex education worksheet explaining bodily functions......or a cheese to grade......and give an F......like Kyle........monkey? I want to be the very best Oh, you're not my friend,
Gotta nuke 'em all! Gotta nuke 'em all! Ever since Tinky Winky was shot and blamed for treason, I stopped watching it!! I felt it was a bad influence on me!! Sorry, I was thinking about Tifa when he died. Then a bob guy named joe killed a Chocobo then a monkey ate China. Then they did the Berlin airlift. In which they picked up Berlin (the state not the city.) and dropped it on Montana. Did you know in Soviet Russia road forks you. AS i was saying rikku is a dirty whore? Then they picked up Iowa and dropped in on Berlin Then picked up Berlin and dropped it on the place Iowa was. Jien's avatar says Hi. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. So then when you get the last white page you get sucked into the book and find out that Starkey was really Kuja's le7bian brother. Even though Kuja was already Sephiroth's gay brother. Who he disowned once he found out that he was doing something disgusting. watching Fox's world sluttiest dog show.................cough cough cough withzackb. cough cough cough..............that's right I know you......that right's Sephiroth. And this link doesn't go to a real site. If I were named Joe like Sephiroth, or Bob or anyname beside Adoy Or tim horney...did i spell that wrong...oops wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudgewink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudgewink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudgewink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink I think there is something in my eye...or Jim's I dont know wink wi... ]]> ~Linty-the-crazy