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                <title>Comics are on dem horizons</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:22:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"THE MASTER WANTS YOU"<br /></i> --MANOS: the Hands of Fate<br /><br />So, I got into SVA to study cartooning and comics.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  <a href="http://flyingdinosaurs.livejournal.com/">[link]</a> FALL OF ABRAXAS/Homemade God<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://flyingdinosaurs.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mission: COMPLETE.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:30:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"With so many light years to go and things to be found."<br /></i> --Europe: The Final Countdown<br /><br />Good god.<br /><br />I did it.<br /><br />I really finished.<br /><br />FIRST, no less.<br /><br />Eat that, Nick.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a>/ FALL OF ABRAXAS<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>THIS IS IT.  THE FINAL RUSH.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/20709130/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:49:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"LEEEETS, DO IIIIIT."<br /></i> --Demoman<br /><br />This is it, ladies and gentlemen!  Today should be the FINAL DAY in the 200 BAD COMICS CHALLENGE.  There's 55 more to be done, and about 5 hours left in the day.<br /><br />IT'S GO TIME.<br /><br />I'll be updating here with every batch of 10 completed.<br /><br />FINAL COUNTDOWN MODE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.  THIS IS THE HOME STRETCH.  ZERO HOUR.<br /><br />Wish me luck!<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a>/ FALL OF ABRAXAS<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>GIGANTIC BAD COMIC DUMP</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:58:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"GO AWAY I HAVE TO DO FORTY BAD COMICS TODAY"<br /></i> --G.R.<br /><br />Sorry about your deviation inboxes being totally and completely obliterated by the gigantic BAD COMICS dump...<br /><br />BUT WE'RE NOT DONE YET.<br /><br />Basically, I got hammered with work hours, and got my hands on a PS3 for my birthday, and the combination of those two things with a good portion of good old laziness thrown in ate up a lot of my time, and the BAD COMICS started to pile up.<br /><br />BUT TODAY IS THE DAY I FIX ALL THAT.  The giant dump is a little more than half of the BAD COMICS I'm working on.  If everything goes as it should tonight (which I will do everything in my power hold up) then I should hit the milestone 100th BAD COMIC.<br /><br />Anyway, there's your explanation about the inbox rape.  Now brace yourself for another one.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a>/ FALL OF ABRAXAS<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>No bad comics this weekend</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:11:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"Is it bad that I was late to my own party?"<br /></i> --G.R.<br /><br />Yep.  No BAD COMICS this weekend.<br /><br />Why?  Well, we're gonna get the closest thing to NAILED as you can get by Hurricane Ike (who is rumored to fight for his friends)<br /><br />So, while no BAD COMICS are getting uploaded the weekend, I'll drop 40 bad comics on you guys on Monday, assuming the power is restored (today's 10, the weekend's 20, and monday's 10) to set me back on track.<br /><br />SO, sorry for the lack of awfulness.  I'll be sure to give you guys your fix of horribleness when I get back.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a>/unnamed comic project<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>200 BAD COMICS CHALLENGE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:48:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"I found my folder in a closet still in the wrapping.  But the wrapping was on really tight.  And I didn't have scissors.  So I opened it with my fingernail clippers."<br /></i> --G.R.<br /><br />THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.<br /><br />I'll be taking the 200 BAD COMICS CHALLENGE WOOOOOAH.<br /><br />Now, I know you're thinking:  "What is this mysterious challenge?!"<br /><br />It pretty much goes like this.<br /><br />Each day, get out some paper and draw comics.  Bad comics.  3 panels each, most of the time.  Draw them quick.  Make them pointless, or something like that.  And do a lot of them.  200 of them, to be precise.<br /><br />SO, I saw a few of these on the internets, said "HAY.  This looks like fun.  And something that will eat up all that time I don't have.  LET'S GO FOR IT."  And just like that, the 200 BAD COMICS CHALLENGE got it's newest... challenger... thing.<br /><br />I'll be shooting for 10 bad comics per day, every day, until I get all the way to 200.  Me, and a few others around are also taking the challenge, so when we all get our first pages up, I'll link everyone to the BAD COMIC JAMBOREE that'll be going down.<br /><br />Take some inspiration from the original 200 BAD COMICS and join the rest of our quest for gigantic quantities of awful cartoons.  <a href="http://nedroid.com/bcpage1.html">[link]</a><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a>/unnamed comic project<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>YEY</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:48:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"YOU CAN'T WIN BY HITTING JUST THE X BUTTON, YOU ASSLESS DICKFACE."<br /></i> --G.R.<br /><br />My birthday is in 6 days.<br /><br />HORRAY.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a>/unnamed comic project<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Guh...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:36:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"You can't create a universe with AIDS!  You can only end it."<br /></i> --G.R.<br /><br />Back to the real world...  Where there are no basements to draw comics in.  No scores of participants willing to receive a class-A smash bros smackdown.  No bowls full of a drink that looks like urine, and yet keeps one awake for days on end.  No goodburger.  Yes, back to texas.  Where everyone is working on different days, making it impossible to leave the house without getting frustrated and heading back home because there's nobody around.<br /><br />I seriously gotta start doing SOMETHING to keep myself occupied, lest I go mental and start trying to eat my desk.  I got a comic to do to challenge Craig and Kayla, and I gotta do the next round of Blood Sport, but if I use time wisely, that shouldn't take more than a week and a half.  Then what?  THEN WHAAAT?!<br /><br />I beat FFTA2 when I was in NY.  I suck awfully at ADVANCE WARS: DAY OF RUIN.  I love SOUL CALIBUR 4, but I can't play that constantly.<br /><br />ALL HOPE IS LOST.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a><br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:41:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"If I wasn't down here being distracted by you guys, I'd be upstairs being distracted by Smash Bros."<br /></i> --G.R.<br /><br />I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET FIVE PAGES DONE THIS WEEKEND AND I ONLY GOT TWO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.<br /><br />My instructor tomorrow had better be able to pull off ZA WARUDO or something to give me more time to put my horribly lazy mind into gear, or else I won't be finishing on time.  I have 4 pages to ink, one cover to make, and two more days to do it.<br /><br />And our room smells like sandwiches.  Why does it smell like sandwiches?  And the hand soap is gone.  Why is the hand soap gone?  I bet Charlie used it as toothpaste right after he used KC's toothbrush and didn't flush the toilet.  And our stove and counter stained with beef powder.  And we have no food again.  And we have no drinks again.  And the convient store didn't have any Resees Puffs.  Nor did it have any BAWLS energy drinks.  And the saucepan is always full of shitty noodles stuck to the sides.  And everyone's rooms has more food than ours.  And all of the chargers are on my desk, and nobody else's.  And we've never had any salt.  And I keep having to buy all the paper towels.  And I never get to use the Wii, because I have so much damn homework.  And my DS os acting up.  And I get no bars in my workspace.  And I can't go to any more events because my comic will never get done.  And my Monster energy drink just made me falcon kick things.  And I broke my favorite nibs.  And Charlie STILL isn't fluching the toilet.  And Keebler invades our room at 8:15 each morning to play WoW.  And the gamestop guy here called us back four times after we Battletoaded him.  And why is does the room smell like sandwiches?!  We've never eaten a sandwich here!  EVER.<br /><br />PROTIP:  Get neat roommates, or be prepared to spend all free time in the basement watching Dr. Tran and Clockwork Orange all day.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a><br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>New York Awesome</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:44:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"Damn Charlie!  He used my toothbrush and didn't flush the toilet!"<br /></i> --Roommate<br /><br />Just woke up after going to a late-night Broadway showing of SPAMALOT, and before that, was lucky enough to sit in the second row of one of the first ever screenings of THE DARK KNIGHT.<br /><br />New York is awesome.  The fact that I got to go to all those awesome events for free is also, well, awesome.<br /><br />Now to get back to the monsterously obcene amounts of homework that the cartooning kids get... and no one else.  I gotta ink... 4 or 5 pages today to be on track.  And I REALLY need to get 5.<br /><br />Be back at the end of this week (too soon. too soon.) to make more USED GAMES and to start another project with new characters in a new world.<br /><br /><br />FOOTNOTE:  Everyone needs to start watching this show NOW.  It's a very cool anime (and I really don't watch much of it) with an almost halloween type vibe to it, with great action scenes and well done humor.  And, you can tell all of your friends that you liked it first, seeing as the manga for this doesn't even hit US shores until September.  :<a href="http://www.veoh.com/videos/v14264665kTkW9ZSE">[link]</a><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a><br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>A general update (EDIT)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:57:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"When the banner of Fuck You is in play, all Angry Marines within 12 inches gain +1 to the WS and A, and the banner itself is treated as a two-handed power weapon that adds +2 to the user's strength"<br /></i> --Codex Angry Marines<br /><br />A general update, for something is FINALLY happening in my rather uneventful life that could merit some change in what you see here on this page.<br /><br />On the 7th of next month, I'm heading out to New York City for a college summer program at the School of Visual Arts.  It's a cartooning class, and I'll be there for a little less than three weeks.  Over the course of the class, I'll be learning about all sorts of techniques and tools that help make great comics, among other things.  My final project in the class will to be creating a 10 page cartoon about whatever subject I please.<br /><br />SO, I've been brainstorming some ideas, and I think I got something that works.  I'll go into more detail when I'm not getting ready to go to work as I type, but, again, I think I could work it into something cool.<br /><br />I also might be bringing a digital camera with me for the excellent city-scene photo opportunities, since I'll be in the heart of New York.  Like walk-past-Madison-Square-Garden-on-the-way-to-class heart.  So, expect to see some of that too.  If I got anything neat aside from the cartoon (and on paper that I can get into the scanner at Kinkos) then I might also upload that here too.<br /><br />Well, anyway, that's where I'll be for a few weeks next month.  I can't wait to get out there and really get some more knowledge about cartooning.<br /><br />OH, also, as a part of the pre-class preparation, I had to read this book here:<a href="http://www.scottmccloud.com/store/books/uc.html">[link]</a>  If you've got an interest in comic making, or just cartoons in general, definitely check it out.  It analyses the art form in a unique and spectacular way that really helped (me, anyway) understand more things about the format and now it's created.<br /><br />EDIT<br />Ok, got some more time to jot down the idea and see what you guys think of it.  The story starts with a simpler looking kind of drawing of just some kid painting a model for some sort of tabletop war game (warhammer 40,000 ish).  During that, he's invited over to a friends, and they play a game of this tabletop war game.  Simple.  Now, on every other panel, it tells the story of the game they were playing as if it were really happening, with soldiers actually fighting and killing each other in a far more realistic style.  The "worlds" would each alternate in appearance, in sort of an ABABAB order, A being a panel representing the "real" world, and B representing the "game" world.  I can have some fun telling the same story from two different prespectives (model and player), I can try doing a comic in two different styles, and I can even experiment in doing a comic with no dialogue to be seen.  Well, that's the idea anyway. If you guys could tell me what you think, that'd be awesome.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  ~<a class="u" href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/">USED-GAMES</a><br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/lord_slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
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                <title>USED GAMES</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 23:53:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"As instead, we come to bring you the sonic recreation of the end of the world."<br /></i> --Pendulum<br /><br /><a href="http://used-games.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconused-games:" title="used-games"/></a><br /><br />All USED GAMES comic from USED GAMES 3 and on (which will be tomorrow, seeing as I got an 8 hour shift to think up something funny) will be posted at the account at the top of the page.  It'll have an icon and stamp and all the other stuff it needs to shamelessly promote a comic that takes no more than 6 minutes a strip to make.<br /><br />Hope you enjoy them!  My workmates seem to like them enough to allow me to hang them on the wall in the back room, and I know it's certainly a nice distraction to make them when faced with the mundane stuff that normally goes on at work.<br /><br />That's it for now.  See you again when I have something important to update, or someone tags me again.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT STATUS:<br /><br />Art Trades: OPEN<br />Requests: HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to lack of time.  I'll get to em later.  Maybe.<br /><br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to completion/project dropped.<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=-</div> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>I'm on a MISSION, and I need some halp.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/18326920/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 19:31:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"We're turning this party van into a drive-by rick rolling monster."<br /></i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a></div><br /><br />All right everyone, I need your help.<br /><br />Me and around 6 buddies of mine are planning on taking a road trip either this summer or next summer.  Don't know where we're going, and don't know how long we're gonna be gone for.  All we know is that we're going.<br /><br />So, as one would expect, we'll need some planning and supplies for road trips.  Snacks, entertainment, and the like.  So, we're bringing DVDs, cards, game boys and one metric shitload of batteries.<br /><br />However, what complicates things for our group is this.<br /><br />All of us hate listening to the raido.<br /><br />So, we'll need a playlist and an iPod to channel it all through.  Since I love music and all that jazz, I nominated myself to be in charge of creating our soundtrack.<br /><br />Now, here comes problem number 2.  Half of us hate listening to the same songs over and over again.<br /><br />So, I'm gathering I'll need about... oh... 1000 songs.<br /><br />As you can see, that's quite a massive playlist.<br /><br />SO, I thought I'd make it a little easier on myself and ask the lot of you guys if you had any ideas on what would be awesome on a good road trippin' soundtrack.  We'll listen to almost anything that's not rap, hip hop, or country.  I'll take any suggestions you got and keep them in mind when we're creating the playlist.  If there's an artist you liek, I'll take it.  An album you fancy, I'll take it.  Even one song would be a nice little addition, since I'll probably wind up torrenting everything from the artist.<br /><br />ONLY YOU CAN CREATE THE MOST BADASS ROAD TRIP PLAYLIST EVAR.<br /><br />Thanks for your help.  More doodles and what not should be coming sooner or later.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT STATUS:<br /><br />Art Trades: OPEN<br />Requests: HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to lack of time.  I'll get to em later.  Maybe.<br /><br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to completion/project dropped.<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>TEAM AKUNICHI WANTS YOU!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/17202802/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:09:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://photobucket.com/"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/DA-header-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></img></a><br /><br />++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br /><i>"Let me just swing my sword here, OH LOOK, EVERYONE DIED AT THE SAME TIME."<br /></i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a>, imitating SSBB's Ike.</div><br /><br />ALL RIGHT, HOMES.  TAKE A SEAT RIGHT THERE, AND LET ME TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR.<br /><br />Not really though.  If you want that, just ask a /b/tard what a BEL-AIR is.<br /><br />ANYWHO, this is a recruitment journal for an SDL team that *<a class="u" href="http://x-smiley-x.deviantart.com/">x-Smiley-x</a> and I are making.<br /><br />For those of you who don't know, the SDL (Samurai Duelers League) <a href="http://roninsultramix.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/o/roninsultramix.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconroninsultramix:" title="roninsultramix"/></a> is an OC battle system based in feudal japan (Though your character can be from anywhere in the world, just from around that time period) comprised of artists from all different skill sets.  You make a character, submit it, and start to duel against other characters.  Your duels can be normal comic duels, you can draw a pin up of the finishing move, you can draw them having a drinking contest, thumb wrestling, whatever.<br /><br />And, they just added a TEAM FEATURE, allowing us to make our own teams for the SDL which our characters can join.<br /><br />Our team is TEAM AKUNICHI, an underground gambling syndicate on the run from the law enforcement units all over Japan.  The team will be offical in a few days or so, so we're trying to get as many members as we can.<br /><br />THE TEAM AKUNICHI BANNER, MADE BY SMILEY.  Click link for more information on the team.<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/79237590/"><img src="http://tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com/fs29/150/f/2008/065/2/6/The_Akunichi_Banner_by_x_Smiley_x.jpg" width="80" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br />You'll also be seeing my character's entry sheet pop up sooner or later too, probably by the beginning of next week.<br /><br />JOIN TODAY.<br /><br /><a href="http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/?action=view&current=36209.jpg"><img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/lordslappy/36209.jpg" alt="Photobucket"></img></a><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />CURRENT STATUS:<br /><br />Art Trades: OPEN<br />Requests: HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to lack of time.  I'll get to em later.  Maybe.<br /><br />CURRENT PROJECTS:  HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to completion/project dropped.<br /><br />LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br /><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
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                <title>Viva la resolutions</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 19:12:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1:  Work on Call To Arms more than like... once a month.  Gotten too lazy on that project, and I really need to continue it.<br />
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2:  Re-start work on TITLE.  It's not dead, though it surley seems like it.  I guess the page I'd been looking for for a while, gave up on, and started looking for again is gone, so I gotta re-do that one as well.<br />
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3:  Learn drums IRL.  I've been planning on it for like... 3 years now.  Now I just gotta get started.  Lessons, a kit, anything like that.<br />
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4:  Work on my language.  It's bad.  Gotta fix that.<br />
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5:  Become a better strategist.  Strategists are cool, and they win a lot.  So, becoming a better one should help me win more at various things.  Everyone wins.  If everyone means me.<br />
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6:  Lurk moar.  It's never enough.<br />
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7:  Stop being lazy in school.  It's the only reason I'm not doing as well as I could in there, and that's gotta stop.<br />
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8:  GET INTERNETS ON MY MAC.<br />
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9:  Renew my currently expired subscription. (Should be happening tomorrow)<br />
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10:  Waste as much of your time as possible, by filling journals with obscure titles with crap that you would never need, nor want to know.<br />
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There you go.  That's what I'll be working on for a while.  Let's see how many of these actually happen, eh?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>It's time of year again...</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/15974349/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:23:53 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"It's just...  GOD...  I was saving that bacon!"<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a>, making fun of I AM LEGELD's best quote.</div><br /><br />The Holidays.<br />
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Dear God, the holidays.<br />
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Longer hours at work in which nobody enters the store except for that one mom who's been looking for a Wii who pokes her head in, asks, and then leaves in defeat when she finds out that, yet again, there is no Wii for her.<br />
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An expectation of gifts from everyone who's ever spoken to me in the past lifetime who want something, but won't tell you what it is, and then are crushed when I don't get them anything.<br />
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And the nagging question of what exactally I am getting, and how much time I can afford to waste before starting on the pictures I promised my parents I'd make for my grandparents without them looking like something a limbless man could have drawn with his teeth.<br />
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Fun times INDEED.<br />
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HOWEVER, despite the 14 lines of whining and moaning, this holiday season is looking pretty good.  Got my cousins in town so we can continue the argument of which is better, METALLICA or RUSH (Metallica is, by the way).<br />
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I'm getting at least five video-games one way or another, either given directally to me, or to my brothers, (who don't play anything but Halo 3 anyway, so they're essentially mine) including MASS EFFECT, ASSASSIN'S CREED, SUPER MARIO GALAXY, and CALL OF DUTY 4.<br />
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I'm (more than likley) getting an armored spearhead for my Chaos army to solve the problem of my men getting shot into swiss cheese men before they cross the battlefield.  Consisting of 4 rhinos and 1 Land Raider Crusader, this ultimate transport pack will be all I need to wreck some stuff.  Though, if anyone has three defilers to donate to the cause of building a Brass Scorpion, I'd happily take them...<br />
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And, last but not least, I'm (hopefully) getting a Photoshop package including Photoshop CS3 and other programs, and a wacom tablet to go along with it.  Then I can actually attempt colored works that don't take ten hours to complete, when it should take one!  EXCELLENT.<br />
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Aside from that, some books, some clothes, some candy, the usual christmas fodder.  Looks promising.<br />
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ALSO:  Expect a very metal christmas gift to be coming your way.  It'll be done by Wednesday, but I think I might horde that untill closer to the big day.<br />
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SO, in short, happy Christmas, Kwanza, Hanakua (however it's spelled), or whatever you prefer to celebrate.  Unless you're an opprotunist and claim to be part of six religions in order to get at least three times the payload.  That never works.<br />
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Prepare for the second christmas on Feburary tenth.  IT'S SUPER SMASH BROS TIME.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
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Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to lack of time.  I'll get to em later.  Maybe.<br />
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CURRENT PROJECTS:  HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to completion/project dropped.<br />
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LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />
Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />
Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />
Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br />
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                <title>Im on your internets.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/15950298/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:19:02 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"Hey bassist!  Talk you me when you play an instrument that people can actually hear."<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a>, ragging on my brother in Rock Band, who just got the "Top Preformer" award for successfully hitting 34 notes.</div><br /><br />Hi-jacking your quizzes.<br />
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Being seperated from my computer and all, there's not much art-related things I can post right now, since they all require some form of touch-up before I'm even slightly satisfied with them.  BUT, there IS, in fact, stuff.  A new page of Call to Arms, some horrible mishaps dealing with PORTALS, an hourly comic, and a Chaos Space Marine with some "modified" weaponry.<br />
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And a fun-filled christmas picture for the whole family to enjoy.  If your family is filled with metalheads.<br />
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But untill then, you get this.  Enjoy it as little as you possibly can, so your next activity will seem slightly more meaningful, whatever it may be.<br />
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1.What is your character's name? <br />
Lord_Slappy (CtA)<br />
The Man in the White Suit (TITLE)<br />
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2. What is your character's name in another language? <br />
_           _<br />
  \(o_O)/    lol, Idunno<br />
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3. How old is he/she? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  Account was created around 3 months ago.<br />
TMITWS:  Your guess is as good as mine.<br />
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4. What is your character's race/species? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  Undead;<br />
TMITWS:  Your guess is as good as mine.<br />
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5. Does she/he/it have a crush? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  Being an assortment of pixels and 3-D modeling, it's an impossibility.  As for the player BEHIND the digital avatar, well, wouldn't you like to know?<br />
TMITWS:  The Man in the White Suit needs no love.  All he knows is the mighty power of TEH LAZOR!!1!<br />
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6. Do she/he/it they have many friends? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  He THINKS he does.  Whether he really does or not is another story.<br />
TMITWS:  The Man in the White Suit needs no friends.  All he knows is the mighty power of TEH LAZOR!!1!<br />
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7. What planet is your character from?<br />
Lord_Slappy:  The Land of Battlecraft.<br />
TMITWS:  Your guess is as good as mine.<br />
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8. Does your character like to eat? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  Potions and other healing items.  No cake though.  It is a lie, after all.<br />
TMITWS:  Seeing as he never moves, much less opens, his mouth, I wouldn't think so.<br />
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9. What's his/her favorite food? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  Maximum tomatos. (lol, kirby)<br />
TMITWS:  I must assume friez, for they're the only food I've put into their world thus far.<br />
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10. What's his/her favorite drink?<br />
Lord_Slappy:  Max-Potions<br />
TMITWS:  The blood of his enemies.  Or the occasional Strawberry Yoo-hoo.  (lol RvB)<br />
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11. Is your character annoying? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  He doesn't believe he is, at any rate.<br />
TMITWS:  If extreme whooping by lazor is annoying, then I suppose so.<br />
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13. Is your character loved? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  He believes he is, at any rate.<br />
TMITWS:  Not by the townspeople, that's for sure.<br />
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14. Is your character hated? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  He doesn't think he is.  Though, that's rather far from the truth.<br />
TMITWS:  Most likley.<br />
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15. Is she/he emo/goth? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  Though people with undead characters tend to be whiny emo fags, he is far from it.<br />
TMITWS:  He feels nothing, so the term emo (short for emotional, if you remember) doesn't seem to fit.<br />
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16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  The Land of Battlecraft does not approve of anything in their lands except for battling, so this doesn't really apply.<br />
TMITWS:  I can only assume assexual, for all he knows is the mighty power of TEH LAZOR!!1!<br />
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17. Is she/he a virgin? <br />
See above.  But only if you can read.  If you can't, read carefully.  GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU.  Oh wait...<br />
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18. Name 3 hobbies: <br />
Lord_Slappy:  Felling fel-rats, slaying slayers, and questing upon quests.<br />
TMITWS:  Firing lazors, presumably flying, and killing Capitan McSassypants.<br />
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19. Is your character normal?<br />
Lord_Slappy:  You tell me, man.<br />
TMITWS:  Most likley not.  But, I could be wrong.<br />
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20. Is your character attractive? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  are the dead attractive?  If so, then you might just be a necrofiliac.<br />
TMITWS:  he's a stud, so I'm told.<br />
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21. How does your character handle emotions? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  by felling some fel-rats.<br />
TMITWS:  He has none.<br />
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22. Does your character have other forms? <br />
Lord_Slappy:  A spirit thing when you get ganked b... ]]></description>
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                <title>Sleep is for losers.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:01:34 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"THIS NEEDS MOAR COWBELL."<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a>, playing some Blue Oyster Cult on Rock Band</div><br /><br />Because my arm needs rest from all the hardcore drumming that comes with ROCK BAND.<br />
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(This character test was created by *<a class="u" href="http://crystal-rex.deviantart.com/">crystal-rex</a>,~<a class="u" href="http://kero.deviantart.com/">kero</a> , etc. "You don't HAVE to give credit but I appreciate it if you do, and I also appreciate if the ENTIRE message were reposted, not just the quiz portion, if you do choose to steal. Thank you.")<br />
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A COMPREHENSIVE CHARACTER TEST<br />
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As all us role-players out there know wellÂ there is no Role-play (RP) out there without characters. Characters are the fundamental portions of RP life that keeps worlds in motion, keeps plots coming, and most of allÂ keeps us happy. For many of us, the moods of our characters affect us in deep and nearly unsettling waysÂ Ways that the Ânormal, real-life (RL)Â person cannot *or will not* understand.<br />
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However, simply having a character is by far not enough to qualify one as a good RPer. Or even an RPer at all. NoÂ without depth and thought, and a deep connection to the player even for the most mundane of tasks, a character is nothing but a cardboard cutout in this world youÂve created. They do basic things. They talk, they laugh, they have jobs (maybe) and get to know other playersÂ.. but are they there? Do they even feel real to others?<br />
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This test is a way to not only spend your time, as IÂm sure most who write anything in this will merely be bored and with little else to doÂ. but it is a way to get to know your characters, expand your mind on them, and most of all, get to know yourself.<br />
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DO NOT put one-line answers. There must be thought put into this. If you have an idea, explain it. This is getting to know your character, and if youÂre tempted to put one lineÂ itÂs sad to say that thatÂs merely an indication of the lack of depth that has gone into that aspect of the characterÂs life.<br />
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Either that or youÂre lazy.<br />
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ÂdonÂt be lazy.<br />
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My character choice: Stain<br />
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THE BASICS-<br />
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1. What was the situation that created this character, and why do you choose to Role-play him or her in the setting(s) that you do?<br />
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I was already playing as Blight, who was, despite his odd obsession with evil objects, a good guy, and Ekks, who was more comic relief than anything, and I wanted to play a character that was purley evil.  A character who wouldn't hesitate to kill children or wipe out entire species if it furthered his goals even slightly.<br />
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2. I understand that most characters have talents, but where did he/she learn them? How hard was the road that they went on to get where they are today?<br />
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His talents, at first, were more of given to him instead of tought, via his unique PAK which can store an unlimited amount of data.  Techniques and skills were simply "downloaded", if you will, into his PAK, which directly stimulated his brain, and allowed him to preform such actions.  After he was betrayed(?) and fled from the empire, he self-taught himself advanced stealth and survival tactics, and eventually, once his arsenal of powers stolen from dead adversaries rose to impressive hights, terror tactics.<br />
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3. If applicable, your character must have parents or figures that they admire, past or future. Who are they and how did they gain your characterÂs respect? How has their influence affected your character along the way?<br />
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Stain is an extremely secluded individial, having lived a fugitave for over one hundred of our years (He's an old one.).  His only company is a strange essence that harbored residence inside him after his reign of terror began to gather more steam.  Weather it's an internal voice, or a completely different outside force, he doesn't know, but he hates it for praising him after an exceptionally gruesome campaign.  He only wants it to leave him alone, and yet, it also serves to drive him to further acts of cruelty in his actions, weather he admits it or not.<br />
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4. Your character had to have been young once. What were they like at the beginning of their existence?<br />
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Stain was more of made than born.  Brought in for the sole purpouse of millitary expidetions, he was constructed and programmed to kill, and exceeded at it more so than others in his unit, propelling him to a high ranking position before his men turned on him(?)<br />
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                <title>HAH HAH HAH</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:27:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"You're quite a short one, Master Cheif."<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a>, towards a friend wearing a Mark VI Spartan helmet to school.</div><br /><br />I divided by Zero.  This shouldn't be happening.  AT ALL.  Deficient...<br />
<br />
<br />
Okay, this is a long quiz. You excited?<br />
Merrr...<br />
<br />
Good! I'm glad that you've got a positive attitude about this!<br />
Whatever floats yer boat, I suppose.<br />
<br />
What's your favorite color?<br />
Dark Blue<br />
<br />
Favorite movie?<br />
That one with all the dudes doing stuff in that one place.<br />
<br />
Video game?<br />
BioShock, Portal, Half-Life 2, Super Mario Galaxy (That's right.  I've played it.) and probably Guitar Hero III<br />
<br />
Live action TV Show?<br />
See answer for favorite movie.<br />
<br />
Way to travel?<br />
Portal.<br />
<br />
Outfit?<br />
Jacket and fingerless gloves please.<br />
<br />
Actress?<br />
I don't care.<br />
<br />
Type of music?<br />
Digital Hardcore anyone?<br />
<br />
Weapon in your house you would choose to fend off a zombie onslaught?<br />
The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. <br />
<br />
Book?<br />
Come on, don't ask me that.<br />
<br />
Artist?<br />
See above.<br />
<br />
Comic book? <br />
I dunno.  I'm fond of the Darkness.<br />
<br />
School subject?<br />
Probably Multimedia.  Because it's EASY.<br />
<br />
Second favorite color?<br />
Needs moar orange.<br />
<br />
Cartoon?<br />
Metalocalypse or Invader Zim.<br />
<br />
Cartoon character?<br />
Toki Wartooth. (I knows hows to plays guitars!)<br />
<br />
Which do you preferÂ<br />
<br />
Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?<br />
CN for the late night stuff.<br />
<br />
Coke or pepsi?<br />
Meh<br />
<br />
Chicken or egg?<br />
Evolution and mutation of the chicken egg.<br />
<br />
Meat or veggies?<br />
GRARRRGH.  MOAR BEEF.<br />
<br />
Guns or knives?<br />
Long knives that some might need two hands to weild.  There ya go. <br />
<br />
Hearing or sight?<br />
Sight please.<br />
<br />
Tea or coffee?<br />
Meh...<br />
<br />
Crappy job with good pay or good job with crappy pay?<br />
Good job with crappy pay.<br />
<br />
LOTR or Star Wars?<br />
Both.  My X-wing was shot down in the battle of Helms Deep.<br />
<br />
Star Wars or Star Trek?<br />
WARR.<br />
<br />
Kirk or Picard?<br />
Picard invented the facepalm manouver.  So him. <br />
<br />
How would you like some pie?<br />
CAEK.<br />
<br />
If you said yes, what would you do with it?<br />
CAEK.  NAO.<br />
<br />
YOUÂRE FREE! The quiz is over, how do ya feel?<br />
I know what comes next.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I lied.<br />
I KNEW IT.<br />
<br />
What would be the perfect way to spend your weekend?<br />
Doing barell rolls and firing lazors, not neglecting to use the boost to get thru.<br />
<br />
The perfect way to spend your summer?<br />
Spending time with my best friend, the weighted companion cube.<br />
<br />
The perfect way someone would ask you out?<br />
They would have to think with portals.<br />
<br />
The perfect video game?<br />
Bioshock with a portal gun that will allow you to summon guitar weilding shredders.  In space.<br />
<br />
So, why did you decide to take this quiz?<br />
"Well, Gray was trying to destroy me for tagging him so much with horrible quizzes like this one, and I managed to escape. So then he went and said, ÂOh, IÂm gonna divide one by zero and erase existence, cuz IÂm so 1337.Â So, this is my retaliation.  PWN3D!"<br />
HAH HAH.  Guess who Gray is!<br />
<br />
Oh, thatÂs cool.<br />
No, it really isn't.<br />
<br />
Okay, who was the last person you talked to online?<br />
Deficient.<br />
<br />
If you had to guess, who would be the next person you talk to online?<br />
I don't guess.  I KNOW.<br />
<br />
KILL THEM ALL!!!!<br />
AWWW RIIIGHT.<br />
<br />
Hehe, IÂm just joshinÂ ya. What was the last thing you ate?<br />
Lame...  Some Chicago style Deep Dish Pizza.  Greasy, cheesy, and full of WIN.<br />
<br />
Last thing you drank?<br />
Diet Coke.  Regular coke is too sugary for my taste.  No lie.<br />
<br />
Last thing you drew?<br />
A piece of cake.<br />
<br />
Last thing you wrote?<br />
THECAKEISALIETHECAKEISALIE untill I filled up an entire page.<br />
<br />
Last thing you smiled at?<br />
My brother's reaction to my page filled of lies and pastrys.<br />
<br />
Last thing you giggled over?<br />
Neekolas smacking someone in the eye with a Twix.<br />
<br />
Next thing youÂre gonna do after this quiz?<br />
Draw some serious buisness.  Or watch TV.<br />
<br />
Okay, now itÂs really over.<br />
About time.<br />
<br />
I mean it!<br />
HOO-RAH.<br />
<br />
<br />
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                <title>TURN IT UP.  My ears are barely even bleeding.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/15244170/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:33:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"IT'S FUCKING COOKIE!!"<br />
</i> --~<a class="u" href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/">Aikus</a></div><br /><br />It is time for Midnight Launch #2.<br />
<br />
GUITAR HERO III, LEGENDS OF ROCK.<br />
<br />
I get to dress in "rock" attire (basically what I wear every day anyway), and other such things.  We're having a tournament with a TV that's exceptionally loud, and all sorts of other rock related badasserey.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I get my copy when I'm done for the night.<br />
<br />
I can't wait to pop that sucker into my Xbox, play untill I get enough cash to buy THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES by DRAGONFORCE, and see how long I last before that song kicks my ass.<br />
<br />
I don't plan on sleeping tonight.<br />
<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
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Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to lack of time.  I'll get to em later.  Maybe.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:  HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to completion/project dropped.<br />
<br />
LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />
Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />
Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />
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                <title>GAWD.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:07:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<br />
++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"I suppose that cou- NO.  THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE."<br />
</i> --~<a class="u" href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/">Aikus</a></div><br /><br />FUCK.<br />
<br />
How is your hair today?<br />
Full of greasy bread crumbs.  Blame Neekolas.<br />
<br />
Is that your natural color?<br />
OF COURSE IT IS.<br />
<br />
If not, then what is?<br />
Greasy and made of bread.<br />
<br />
Read any good books lately?<br />
Fulgrim, DUDES.  Gonna grab Decent of Angels when that one hits next month.<br />
<br />
Are you mad at anyone right now?<br />
I'm mad at EVERYONE all the time.  So no, not really.<br />
<br />
Do you want to talk to someone right now?<br />
Sure.  Why not.<br />
<br />
Do you have a relationship going at the moment?<br />
No sir.<br />
<br />
Do you like someone?<br />
Indeed I do.<br />
<br />
If so, who?<br />
The companion cube.  Only, it couldn't make it to my party, because I murdered it.<br />
<br />
Do you like fruit?<br />
slightly.<br />
<br />
How bout veggies?<br />
MOAR POTATOMOS.<br />
<br />
Meat?<br />
Oh lawd, iz dat sum chickenz?<br />
<br />
So... how bout them Yankees?<br />
I don't speak your BULLSHIT.<br />
<br />
How do you feel about Elvis?<br />
Get with the times.  I'm listening to RABBIT JUNK now.<br />
<br />
Are you a Jay and Silent Bob fan?<br />
Wut now?<br />
<br />
FIND THE F!! EEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEE!<br />
____________________^________  A winnar is me.<br />
<br />
Muffins are yummy. Do you agree?<br />
Not particularly.  I prefer pop-tarts.<br />
<br />
How are you feeling right now?<br />
Dy-no-mite.<br />
<br />
Name the last person whose journal you read.<br />
Deficient's.  DAMMIT.<br />
<br />
That person is automatically tagged.<br />
GOOD SHIT, I SEE NOW HOW I GOT THIS.<br />
<br />
Cartoons?<br />
I make them.  YEAH.<br />
<br />
DONE! Glad?<br />
Rather.<br />
<br />
<br />
Gather the troops.  We march for Deficient at dawn.  Leave no survivors.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
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Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to lack of time.  I'll get to em later.  Maybe.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:  HAH HAH HAH.  Baleeted due to completion/project dropped.<br />
<br />
LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />
Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />
Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />
Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br />
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                <title>It shall be a night of epic proportions.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/14775240/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:19:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"VOLDEMORT KILLES MASTER CHEIF."<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a></div><br /><br />Tonight.<br />
<br />
Halo 3.<br />
<br />
Guess who's getting it?<br />
<br />
Well, not in the absolute BEST manner, but still.<br />
<br />
As some of you may or may not know, I'm employed at GameStop, where we're doing a grand Midnight Launch for Halo 3.  All of the managers are working, and they're taking some of the other crew members to assist them.<br />
<br />
Guess who's helping?<br />
<br />
That's right.  I'm working the graveyard shift.  11 PM untill 2 AM of non-stop Halo 3.  And when I'm done, I can just grab mine and get home, and (hopefully) play untill school starts.  I'm getting some massive amounts of sleep beforehand so I don't DIE tomorrow at school, so you probably won't see much of me untill... well, probably untill I beat the game's campaign.  Three times.  AND learn every last multiplayer map and new game mode.<br />
<br />
It will truly be a day to remember.<br />
<br />
AND, as an added bonus, I cleared BioShock before Halo 3 came out, so now I don't have to worry about juggling the two stellar games.  (BTW, if you haven't played BioShock, you owe it to yourself to do so.  Depriving yourself of such a masterpiece is uncalled for.  Now would you kindly go grab yourself a copy?)<br />
<br />
As of now, I am officially entering HALO-MODE.<br />
<br />
P.S.:  Neekolas introduced me to a rather good Digital Hardcore band that I'm loving.  It's called Rabbit Junk, and they're worth a listen.  Go give em a shot when you get a break from blowing holes in the heads of Covenant foot-soldier's heads.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
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Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: List.<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 5 lineart<br />
<br />
LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />
Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />
Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />
Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br />
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                <title>I herd you liek September 12th...</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/14412450/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:19:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"NO!  Shut up!  This is NOT Sparta!  Not even close!  This is McDonalds!  NOT an ancient greek city-state!  So DO NOT proclaim it as such!"<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a></div><br /><br />At least, I'd hope you do.  That's mah birthday, right there.<br />
<br />
Yessirree.  September 12th will be my 17th birthday, right there.  After that, I can buy all the M rated games and see all the R rated movies I want.  It will be a truly glorious time.<br />
<br />
ALSO, more TITLE and CALL TO ARMS coming soon.  And I MEAN it this time.  How cool is that?<br />
<br />
ALSO:  Metroid Prime 3 rocks.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
<br />
Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: List.<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 5 lineart<br />
<br />
LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />
Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />
Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />
Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br />
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                <title>A time like this calls for some Hyper Beam</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/14082984/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 23:35:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"NO!  Shut up!  This is NOT Sparta!  Not even close!  This is McDonalds!  NOT an ancient greek city-state!  So DO NOT proclaim it as such!"<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a></div><br /><br />It is the only answer to all of life's questions.  Aside from Barrel Rolling and firin' ur lazers.<br />
<br />
(PROTIP:  Don't barrel roll on boats.  Not a good idea.)<br />
<br />
I haven't updated here recently because... well...  nothing's really happened.<br />
<br />
I got me some Resident Evil 4 for the Wii, and, I must say, it's one of my favorite games.  There's nothing that cures a bad mood like shooting a zombie thing in the kneecap at the top of a flight of stairs, and watching it tumble down, effectivley pleasing all the human hating population with their view of the only use their species has.  Falling down stairs.  Lord Slappy has done a great service to Earth with his deeds.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I also got me a LiveJournal, mostly out of my intense disgust in my lack of updates on such websites.  So, as far as general updates go, that's where they'll be.  Check it out at LINK.  <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
<br />
As far as art goes?  I've just been unexcusably lazy.  I've been reading a new book I grabbed (Horus Heresy FTW) and playing Resident Evil 4 on the Professional Mode, but, again, that's no real excuse.  My work ethic is terrible, and I'll work on devoting more time to doing things that I MUST get done.  (Namley finishing the extremely late page of Call to Arms and the even later page of TITLE)<br />
<br />
Also, to all you pokemon players out there.  I was wondering what anybody would offer for a different colored Dialga?  Because I'll have one within the week, I'd imagine.  Scooping one up from a cousin who, apparently doesn't want it.  SO, start busting out those Black Rayquazas, Green Mewtwos, and other such magical treasures.  I'd be willing to swap this different colored legendary for another different colored pokemon of the same status.  As far as arranging battles go, I'm not quite ready for tournament level stuff YET.  I've orginised a team, and obtained all the members ON said team.  All that's left to do is complete their movesets and get the last of them to level 100, and I'll be ready to rock.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
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Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: List.<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 5 lineart<br />
<br />
LORD SLAPPY AROUND THE GLOBE.<br />
Myspace: <a href="http://myspace.com/iburnedyourtoast">[link]</a><br />
Live Journal: <a href="http://lord-slappy.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
Pokemon Friend Code: 4467-8164-3221: <a href="http://www.gotta-c-it.com/?nintendo.com/ds/dswfc/members/slappy">[link]</a><br />
Xbox Live:  The Almighty GR <a href="http://live.xbox.com/member/The">[link]</a> Almighty GR<br />
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                <title>Pokemans on teh internets</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/13711591/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:53:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"HAH.  You must suck with your ledgendaries if a Metagross and a Scizor took down your entire team.<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a></div><br /><br />I FINALLY hooked my DS up with the magical land of the internets, thus making me able to partake in some serious wi-fi pokemon battles over the mysterious land of teh internets.<br />
<br />
I also connected my Wii, but I can't exactally remember the code, so I'll get it later.<br />
<br />
My DS ID code is 7159-7728-3828-2000<br />
<b>My Pokemon Friend Code is 4467-8164-3221</b><br />
<br />
So, give me a shout if you have Pokemon Diamond/Pearl and are looking for a battle.  I've got guys with levels all over the place, so I can make essentially any level team that I want (save an all level 100 team.  I'm no hacker (save to obtain Darkrai without going to an event), and I've only got one level 100).<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
<br />
Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: List.<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 5 lineart<br />
<br />
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                <title>BACK!  From outer space!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/13672285/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:15:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<br />
++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"Oh yeah?  Well I have TWO Metagross currently on my team.  What do you have?  A cow."<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a></div><br /><br />Well, if you consider Indiana to be outer space.<br />
<br />
Yup.  Had a little vacation at my cousin's lake house.<br />
<br />
We had some fun.  Although, my favorite was when we held a tournament of a sport my cousin Danny and I invented.  BATTLE TUBING.<br />
<br />
You essentially tie two single person towable innertubes to the back of a boat, and then, well, battle.  Knock the other combatant into the drink.<br />
<br />
I'm the CHAMP.<br />
<br />
I also added some top-notch pokemon to my Diamond version.  Got both Groudon AND Kyogre from my cousins, as well as ledgendary badass Darkrai.  And they look NEAT in Battle Revolution.  REALLY neat.<br />
<br />
As for art stuffs?  I drew some Ekks expressions, and I've got a Chaos Raptor that I'm working on, as well as something for KarlyKitten, because I missed the contest deadline.  I am a failure.<br />
<br />
ANYWHO, that's that.  And now...  Off to Battle Revolution.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
<br />
Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: List.<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 5 lineart<br />
<br />
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                <title>Need some Pokemon Opinions.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/13400754/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 23:22:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<br />
++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"I like that idea.  It gives me an opprotunity to crush the dreams of those who I do not know."<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a></div><br /><br />OK. Here's the deal.<br />
<br />
In celebration of the release of POKEMON, BATTLE REVOLUTION for the Wii, the Gamestop I work at is holding a level 100s only Pokemon Tournament. The winner of which will get all sorts of prizes, and get to challenge a makeshift Elite Four using the Battle Revolution game on a tv for all to see.<br />
<br />
Now, here's where I come in. I'm not actually entering the tournament. However, I'm an interagal part of it.<br />
<br />
I'm one of the Elite Four members.<br />
<br />
And, as such, I need to throw a team of a themed type of Pokemon, similar to the actual elite four. All pokemon in my party MUST be wholly or partly one type.<br />
<br />
I'm torn between the two types I majorly use in the games, STEEL and GHOST.<br />
<br />
So, this is where I need some help. I just wanna know what the Pokemon playing population of the DA group would use, and what pokemon they would bring. KEEP IN MIND that I'm not allowed to use genderless pokemon or Ledgendary pokemon.<br />
<br />
For STEEL, this is what I'm definatley bringing.<br />
Scizor (Team Lead)<br />
Aggron.<br />
<br />
These are what I'm possibly bringing for STEEL.<br />
Bastidon<br />
Empoleon<br />
Steelix<br />
Magnezone<br />
Skarmory<br />
Lucario<br />
<br />
For GHOST, this is what I'm definatley bringing.<br />
Haunter (Team Lead)<br />
Salebeye<br />
<br />
These are what I'm possibly bringing for GHOST.<br />
Spirittomb(Not sure if it's allowed)<br />
Gengar<br />
Banette<br />
Shedinja<br />
Dusclops<br />
Mismagius<br />
<br />
Any insight on what I should bring, what type I should use, or if you've got any suggestions on what I should do instead of these two would be GREATLY appriciated.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
<br />
Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: List.<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 5 lineart<br />
<br />
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                <title>I FAIL.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/13374357/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:01:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"What...the...HELL...happened..."<br />
</i> --*<a class="u" href="http://lordslappy.deviantart.com/">LordSlappy</a></div><br /><br />DAMN!<br />
<br />
AAARGH!!!<br />
<br />
Piss....<br />
<br />
OK, here's the deal..<br />
<br />
I'm playing Rainbow Six: Vegas, right?<br />
<br />
I just picked it up, and aren't TOO great at it yet. And I keep trying to play it like I play Gears of War, which does not work very well. (I try and reload and instead switch on Thermal Vision. Not what I wanted.).<br />
<br />
Anywho, I'm on the part near the beginning of the game, where you actually have to break into the Calypso Casino. You have to fight your way through a warzone of smashed up cars positioned to make it like a fucking maze, and then you gotta plant some charges on a wall and get inside.<br />
<br />
I start off, I'm feeling good. I walk out to scope out the area, and BLAM BLAM BLAM. I'm dead.<br />
<br />
Start over. I hide behind a truck, and shoot all the people who shot me in my previous attempt. Good. I walk around a corner, and there's a dude with a shotgun who blows me away. I'm dead.<br />
<br />
Start over. I kill the first group. PWN Mr. shotgun man and all his buddies. I even make it past another stage. Then, GANKED FROM ALL SIDES. I'm dead.<br />
<br />
Repeat this horrific series of trial and error around... oh... twenty two more times. I'm getting angry. I switch my assualt rifle to single-shot mode. I'm headshoting EVERYTHING. And I MEAN EVERYTHING. I'm a fucking machine. Next thing I know, everything's dead but me and the dudes with me. A black Austrialian man and a chinese/korean man. I plant the explosives on the building. I arm the explosives. Everything's going great. There was only one problem.<br />
<br />
I FORGOT TO MOVE.<br />
<br />
I hear the beep, and hear my men shout, "Fire in the hole!". I look at the wall, and how close I am to it. I shout, SHIT!<br />
<br />
And next thing I know, my screen is flushed red, and everything's sideways. I'm dead.<br />
<br />
AGAIN.<br />
<br />
God damn...<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
<br />
Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: List.<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 5 lineart<br />
<br />
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                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>RAGE.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/13178318/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:07:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<br />
++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"You quit your bitchin' about MY bitchin'."<br />
</i> --~<a class="u" href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/">Aikus</a></div><br /><br />DAMNATION.<br />
<br />
Tagged by =<a class="u" href="http://x-smiley-x.deviantart.com/">x-Smiley-x</a><br />
<br />
1. Where is your cell phone?<br />
Somewhere...<br />
<br />
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife?<br />
Is in an alternate dimention.<br />
<br />
3. Your hair?<br />
Blonde and long enough to ensure satisfactory head-banging.<br />
<br />
4. Your father?<br />
Has hair that cannot ensure satisfactory head banging.  Because it does not exist.<br />
<br />
5. Your favorite thing to do?<br />
Curb stomping.  Oh, and drawing.  That's a close second.<br />
<br />
6. Your dream last night?<br />
If only I could remember it...<br />
<br />
7. Your favorite drink?<br />
Squirrel stomach acid.  It's tangy.<br />
<br />
8. Your dream car?<br />
One without a cracked bumper.  And a CD player...<br />
<br />
9. The room you're in?<br />
My duengon.<br />
<br />
10. Your last ex?<br />
Is... somewhere.<br />
<br />
11. Your fears?<br />
Epic Failure.  And sniper rifles.<br />
<br />
12. Who did you hang out with last night?<br />
My workmates, and a migrane headache.<br />
<br />
13. What you're not good at?<br />
N/A........... or sniping.<br />
<br />
14. Muffin?<br />
No thanks.  I already ate.<br />
<br />
15. One of your wish list items?<br />
Legion of blind worshipers.  If not that...  then a new sketchpad would be nice.  I'm a simple person.<br />
<br />
16. Where did you grow up?<br />
All over the US.  Moving sucks!<br />
<br />
17. The last thing you did?<br />
Beat the Pit of 100 Trials in Super Paper Mario.<br />
<br />
18. What are you wearing?<br />
Star of Chaos shirt, Symbol of Vengence pennant, Jeans, and a belt with a Pac-Man buckle.<br />
<br />
19. What aren't you wearing?<br />
My infamous X gloves.<br />
<br />
20. Your pet?<br />
An overweight beagle named Buster, and a horrifyingly lazy Bearded Dragon named Rocko.<br />
<br />
21. Your computer?<br />
Is a piece of garbage.<br />
<br />
22. Your life?<br />
Boring, but made interesting through the efforts of interesting people.<br />
<br />
23. Your mood?<br />
Poof.<br />
<br />
24. Missing?<br />
My DS.  Can't find the damned thing...<br />
<br />
25. What are you thinking about right now?<br />
How much I hate incompitent people.<br />
<br />
26. Your car?<br />
Is red.  And broken.<br />
<br />
27. Your summer?<br />
Is unfit for human exposure.  It's best to stay inside and... do nothing.<br />
<br />
28. Your relationship?<br />
Is non existant, due to my excessive hate at the time.<br />
<br />
29. Your favorite color?<br />
Dark dark blue.  Because it is mysterious, and looks good on giant robots.<br />
<br />
30. When is the last time you laughed?<br />
When I downed some dude and CURB STOMPED THAT MOTHAFUCKA.<br />
<br />
31. Last time you cried?<br />
Oh man...  I don't even remember that...  It's been a few years.<br />
<br />
32. School?<br />
Is a waste of my time, but a good time for leveling up my Scizor, and drawing Call to Arms.<br />
<br />
33. Cheese?<br />
We've run out of it.  Try making a grilled cheese without cheese.  You just get... warm bread...<br />
<br />
34. Sex?<br />
Pfft.  Daemons are above such trivial pleasures.  WE prefer bloodshed.  LOTS of bloodshed.<br />
<br />
35. Your boss?<br />
His name is Drew.  He payed me for a drawing.<br />
<br />
36. Where do you want to travel to?<br />
OUTER SPACE!  That, however, is extremely costly.  I'd settle for anywhere that is NOT Texas at the time, however.<br />
<br />
37. Your future<br />
is coming too slowly.<br />
<br />
THERE.  No more suffering for me.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />
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CURRENT STATUS:<br />
<br />
Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: List.<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 4/5 lineart<br />
<br />
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                <title>Silliness</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/13080230/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 18:52:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"NICK!  You lied to me!  Wartortle doesn't evolve to level 36!"<br />
</i> --G.R.</div><br /><br />This is absolutley stupid.<br />
<br />
Ok, here's the deal. I order a book off of Amazon.com in January, the LIBER CHAOTICAL COMPLETE, or the most badass book that you've ever seen. I chose Amazon because the publisher was fresh out of copies, and apparently had no intention of re-stocking. Months and months pass, and the book gets delayed even more and more. Finally, I check the publisher's site again, and see that they did, in fact, re-stock the book. I wept with joy, and ordered it on the spot. Three days later, it comes in the mail. I am elated, and it instantly becomes my most prized possession, because of how rare it is, how badass it is, how badass the subject matter is, and because it's really really big.<br />
<br />
Three weeks later, we get a package from Amazon.com.<br />
<br />
It's the book I ordered in January.<br />
<br />
So now I've got TWO Liber Chaotica Completes. Despite the book being one of the most badass pieces of literature in existance, I don't really need two.<br />
<br />
Anyone want a Liber Chaotica Complete?<br />
<br />
<br />
SECONDARY NOTE.<br />
I may have just realised how silly Call to Arms really is.<br />
<br />
lord slappy: I don't know exactally what the task is gonna be yet.<br />
lord slappy: It was originally going to be breakdancing for the king.<br />
lord slappy: Then I thought that that was stupid<br />
lord slappy: So I told Nick to come up with something once we filled the roster.  Then I'll take it, mangle it, and make it into a comic<br />
Anco234: whatever it be.... shit should hit the fan from stage one.. and people should somehow end up covered in blood<br />
lord slappy: Shit will ALWAYS hit the metaphorical fan from stage one<br />
lord slappy: Hell, there doesn't even need to be a fan with all the people in the guild.<br />
lord slappy: There's just a whole lot of shit.<br />
Anco234: lol<br />
lord slappy: For example...  we've got you and WILL.<br />
lord slappy: That's enough to make a hysterical comic<br />
lord slappy: BUT NO!<br />
lord slappy: There's also eight other people<br />
lord slappy: And an objective!<br />
lord slappy: OH LORD!<br />
Anco234: Collatural dmg?<br />
lord slappy: Probably.<br />
Anco234: alot?<br />
lord slappy: most likley<br />
Anco234: children?<br />
lord slappy: yes.<br />
Anco234: babies? women? environmentalist<br />
lord slappy: Absolutley<br />
Anco234: sweet...<br />
lord slappy: It's gonna be fun<br />
<br />
AIM is my best friend.  Besides Exp. share.<br /><br />CURRENT STATUS:<br />
<br />
Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: OPEN<br />
1. Comic battle with Aikus<br />
2. Art trade with InvaderCosmo<br />
3. Marneus and Lucius<br />
4. Enter someone's contest.<br />
5. Get photo of VENOM picture.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 4/5 lineart<br />
<br />
<br />
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                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>Alien Symbiotes, Money and Horrific mutations</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/12992888/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 18:22:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<br />
++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"HEY!  Don't drop my most prized possession!  That book's probably worth more than you are!"<br />
</i> --G.R.</div><br /><br />Got my first majpr commission a little while ago (Two weeks or so, thus explaining lack of artstuffs) by my place of employment, Gamestop, to whip up something for our Spiderman 3 display.  They wanted it big, so I grabbed myself some massive paper, and went to work.<br />
<br />
Nine hours and multiple near fainting expierences due to excessive sharpie exposure, a massive drawing of the beloved (or perhaps not) Venom was all ready and set to go.<br />
<br />
Landed me a decent forty five dollars and a window spot on the front of GameStop, hopefully where someone will maybe look me up for some more work.  Because I need more money to fix my cracked bumper.<br />
<br />
So, now that that massive picture of Venom is finally done, I've finally got some more free time, and...  aside from drawing a mutated picture of Stain, I don't know how to spend it.  SO, I'll be open for five requests, all with traditional color, because I don't have a tablet...<br />
<br />
So, first five get a drawing.  How simple is that?<br /><br />CURRENT STATUS:<br />
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Art Trades: OPEN<br />
Requests: OPEN<br />
1.<br />
2.<br />
3.<br />
4.<br />
5.<br />
<br />
CURRENT PROJECTS:<br />
1: Stain: Daemonic possession<br />
2: Abraxes<br />
3: Call to Arms, pg 4/5 lineart<br />
<br />
<br />
-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>THIS IS A QUIZ.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/12911873/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 14:31:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<br />
++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"You're probably the most epic fail to ever grace the Earth."<br />
</i> --Aikus: directed at G.R.</div><br /><br />Ripped from :devhecallshemehischild:<br />
<br />
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.<br />
They fought untill the cries of death were drowned out in the ocean of murderous blood. (Liber Chaotica)<br />
<br />
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.<br />
WALL IN WAY. ERROR ERROR ERROR.<br />
<br />
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?<br />
Commercial for some product I will never buy.<br />
<br />
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:<br />
3:43<br />
<br />
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />
4:20. (damn!)<br />
<br />
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?<br />
A kiln fireing something and people talking.<br />
<br />
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?<br />
This morning, putting headphones on and walking to school from my car.<br />
<br />
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?<br />
My enormous drawing of Venom.<br />
<br />
9. What are you wearing?<br />
Jeans, Pac-Man belt buckle, Space Marine symbol necklace, $200 wireless headphones, and Gears of War shirt.<br />
<br />
10. Did you dream last night?<br />
Yes.  I dreamt about something eXtreme.  What it was, however, eludes me.  Probably about Pokemon.<br />
<br />
11. When did you last laugh?<br />
In Scuba class, when ~<a class="u" href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/">Aikus</a> got owned.<br />
<br />
12. What are on the walls you are in?<br />
A bulletin board of stuff my art teacher needs to remember, cabinets full of student's stuffs, picture frames with nothing in them, and some water I spilled.<br />
<br />
13. Seen anything weird lately?<br />
Yes.  I got MOBBED by people in a water polo game, and also found myself COMPLETELY WITHOUT TEAMMATES.<br />
<br />
14. What do you think of this quiz?<br />
Meh.<br />
<br />
15. What is the last film you saw?<br />
Spiderman 3.<br />
<br />
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />
Gloves that shoot deadly laserbeams out of the fingers.<br />
<br />
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.<br />
That YOU don's know?  Who are you anyway?!  THIS QUESTION IS A TRICK!<br />
<br />
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />
Less failures, more lazors.<br />
<br />
19. Do you like to dance?<br />
I prefer to spazam.<br />
<br />
20. George Bush:<br />
He is a preson.<br />
<br />
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?<br />
?<br />
<br />
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?<br />
?<br />
<br />
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />
YES.  I HATE my current place of residence.  My house itself is great, but the weather and landscape here is lame.<br />
<br />
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />
LOL.  (Come on.  It'd be funny!)<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>Liber Chaotica</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/12820081/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 18:51:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!++<br />
<i>"You're probably the most epic fail to ever grace the Earth."<br />
</i> --Aikus: directed at G.R.</div><br /><br />I finally got the book I ordered in JANUARY.  For god's sake, it took a long time to get here.<br />
<br />
But the only thing that matters is that it did, and OH MY LORD, THIS BOOK IS STUNNING.<br />
<br />
So much detail!  So many things!  It's essentially an enormous book of information all about my favorite man made form of entertainment ever to exist (the armies of Chaos from Warhammer/WH40K).  It's 416 pages long, and the pages the book is written on are ENORMOUS.  This thing's like atlas sized paper with a dictionary's amount of pages.<br />
<br />
Split into five sections, one for each god; Khorne, Slannesh, Nurgle, and Tzeentch, as well as a section for Chaos Undevided.<br />
<br />
Included also are all manners of stunning artwork, from increadibly detailed paintings to simple sketches, drawn as if a soldier on a battlefield drew them up after seeing the eye-bleedingly disgusting creature.<br />
<br />
So much doom...  and so many weird secrets.  Hidden messages written in the side notes from the "author" (a fictional character who decends into insanity over the course of the book), and a page of text mirrored on the next page, although with all the words of negativity towards the Change god, Tzeentch replaced with words of praise.<br />
<br />
It's an awesome book.<br />
<br />
And now, I leave thee with an exert from LIBER TZEENTCH: Book the fourth of the Liber Chaotica.<br />
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<i>"The End is almost upon us.<br />
<br />
I can hear it coming upon the northern winds.<br />
<br />
I can feel the stamp of it's feet through the earth beneath me.<br />
<br />
It circles like a scavanger, waiting forthe moment when out strength shall fail, and then it shall pounce and bear us to the ground.<br />
<br />
The End is almost upon us and nothing we do can stop it. The armies of Men are desperate and foolish, it is through us that the foothold was made.<br />
<br />
The Elder races are few and scattered, their disunity shall break us as surly as our own.<br />
<br />
The Old Ones have fallen, their works are cast down. Their progeny have devolved untill only superstition remains.<br />
<br />
It is with these straws that we are meant to dam the tide of Chaos?<br />
<br />
We shall surely drown.<br />
<br />
But there is a purpose to all of this. There is a way through the coming night.<br />
<br />
But to find it, we must change.<br />
<br />
We must change, and change, untill Change is our Master, for no being, not god, not mortal, can catch and hold that which has no form."</i><br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>Maximum suckage</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:14:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY DOUBLE FEATURE!!!++<br />
<i>"You did it gor the good of mankind.  HOW DARE YOU."<br />
</i> --G.R. to Aikus<br />
<br />
<i>"You smell like GOD DAMNIT!"</i><br />
--Aikus while playing SSB melee.  And losing.</div><br /><br />Well...  These previous few weeks have not been the best...<br />
<br />
I got grounded for calling my parents liars about some money I've owed them, and therefore am no longer able to do anything with friends or do anything.  And, as an added bonus, I filled my last sketchpad, and being grounded makes it impossible for me to go out and buy myself a new one.  So, untill the punishment lets up, no more awesome drawings.  Just stuff on computer paper ~<a class="u" href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/">Aikus</a> supplies me with in Algebra 2.<br />
<br />
My middle finger on my left hand has been jammed.  It now doesn't work at all, making it VERY difficult to do things.  I move a paper that I'm holding down, and a long grey line is made by the metal splint on it.  Every time I take a right turn while driving to school, I smack my finger on the gear changing knob thing, sending a spike of pain shooting down my finger.  It's really hard to type and shoot proprely in Gears of War.  And, every time I so much as hold something in my left hand, everyone I walk by recieves a nice middle finger salute.  I get scowled at.  Not fun.<br />
<br />
I also got owned in Scuba class for forging my mom's signature on punishment for loosing my wetsuit.  Had to write I WILL NOT LOOSE MY WETSUIT 50 times and get it signed.  I wrote it in spanish and in the locker room of the natatorium, and had no mom nearby to sign it for me.  So, BLAM.  More stuff gets taken away, and now I've got to write it 100 times.  And actually get it signed.<br />
<br />
But all is NOT bad!  I did get Guitar Hero 2 as an easter gift for my brothers and I, and I have proven myself to be the best one in the house, despite having to play it backwards because of my defective hand.  Plus, playing Homestarrunner's TROGDOR!! or Deathklok's Thunderhorse always makes me smile.<br />
<br />
And, I got me some Xbox Live set up, after buying the card ages ago.  My gamertag is... here it comes...  The Almighty GR.  Original, isn't it?  So, all you peoples with Xbox Live, add me up!  I wanna kill my art buddies with all manners of deadly weapons.<br />
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And, ~<a class="u" href="http://martinbloodfist.deviantart.com/">MartinBloodfist</a> is working on a top secret call to arms project for us.  The details are hush hush for now, but we think you'll like it.  Like it very much so.<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/12420552/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:00:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"I hate stickers...  so... much..."<br />
</i> --G.R. at work.</div><br /><br />Tagged by ~<a class="u" href="http://karlykitten.deviantart.com/">karlykitten</a><br />
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I must say...  These answers made my day.  Some funny ones there.<br />
<br />
How are you feeling today?<br />
Speed-Atari Teenage Riot (Zoom) <br />
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Will you get far in life?<br />
In the Cold Cold Night-The White Stripes (Hmm...)<br />
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How do your friends see you?<br />
Stupid Mother Fucker-Mindless Self Indulgence (How lovley!)<br />
<br />
Will you get married?<br />
I Hate Myself and I Want to Die-Nirvana (Well... shit...)<br />
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What is your best friend's theme song?<br />
Psycho-System of a Down (I've tought them well, apparently.)<br />
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What is the story of your life?<br />
Live and Let Die-Guns N' Roses (Eh, I suppose) <br />
<br />
What was high school like?<br />
You'll Rebell to Anything-Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
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How can you get ahead in life?<br />
Wasted Time-The Eagles (WOO!)<br />
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What is the best thing about your friends?<br />
Everybody's Getting Hooked Up-Gob (Not sure that's true...)<br />
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What is in store for this weekend?<br />
Moby Dick Live-Nirvana (Whaling, apparently)<br />
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To describe your grandparents?<br />
Red Rain-The White Stripes (Eh?)<br />
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How is your life going?<br />
Track 14-Halo 2 Offical Soundtrack (Alien ass kicking, that's how)<br />
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What song will they play at your funeral?<br />
Track 13-Red VS Blue Soundtrack (Hardcore)<br />
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How does the world see you?<br />
Track 09-Halo 2 Offical Soundtrack (As an alien ass kicker!)<br />
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Will you have a happy life?<br />
Lightning Rod-The Ofspring (Hmm...)<br />
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What do your friends really think of you?<br />
The End.-My Chemical Romance (I'm not dead yet...)<br />
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Do people secretly lust after you?<br />
Continental-Alkaline Trio (Apparently they do world wide...  sweet.)<br />
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How can I make myself happy?<br />
The View-Project Pitchfork (Look at stuff, supposedley)<br />
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What should you do with your life?<br />
Cabo Wabo-Van Halen (Works for me)<br />
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Will you ever have children?<br />
Who Wants to Live Forever-Queen (According to this, I won't need em)<br />
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Do you wana tag people?<br />
Track 10-Red VS Blue soundtrack (Red and blue people only)<br />
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How do you call your teacher?<br />
Angry White Boy Polka-Weird Al Yankovic (Fuck yeah)<br />
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What will Happen tomorrow?<br />
Drone State-Project Pitchfork (Robot invasion)<br />
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Has your life given you what you deserve?<br />
My Sacrifice-Creed (Apparently not)<br />
<br />
Does someone secretly love you?<br />
The Last Resort Live-The Eagles (Only as a last resort, it seems)<br />
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What are you gonna do tomorrow?<br />
Digital Hardcore-Atari Teenage Riot (Hell yeah!)<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>Blergh...</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/12407468/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 20:35:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"I hate stickers...  so... much..."<br />
</i> --G.R. at work.</div><br /><br />Blargh...<br />
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This weekend has been terrible...<br />
<br />
As in a not good way...<br />
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FIRST OFF.  We go to see a movie.  It starts to rain, so we go in early.  I get SEVERE stomach ache from eXtreme speed popcorn eating, and ~<a class="u" href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/">Aikus</a> gets my car all wet with his soaked pants.  THEN, we all head over to ~<a class="u" href="http://general-coka.deviantart.com/">General-Coka</a>'s house for some whatever time, and I pop in my copy of Dead Rising that I brought just for the occasion.  Rain picks up, and BLAM.  Power outage while my game is still in his Xbox 360.  Not only that, but I enrage my parents by forgetting to call them.<br />
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Rain intensifies even more so, making it impossible to leave the house without soaking my pants and risking my car floating away when I start it up.  Not only that, but everything in the back of my pickup truck is absolutley RUINED.  Wasn't much in there, but it still sucks.<br />
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When the rain slows down, I head straight out to my grandparents house, and stay there untill it's a lot less wet outside.  I head home, and get almost immediatley screamed at for drawing things that "Embarrass the family and will get me into serious trouble".  From there, my sketchpad is taken from me, rendering all five or so pictures I was working on into Haitus mode.  Giftart, Call to Arms, TITLE, Blight vs Stain, all of it.  I stay awake doing nothing for two more hours.<br />
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Next day, both my parents and I are still rather bitter about last night's argument, me more so than them, only making things worse.  I go outside to paint for some alone time, untill my friend Chris calls to invite me to the mall with ~<a class="u" href="http://general-coka.deviantart.com/">General-Coka</a> and others.  Seeing it as a time to get a break from my family, I gladly oblige (after threats of not recieving any help if I get lost, and a command to not be late for work, lest more things be taken away).  Since I'm not known for directional skills, I follow ~<a class="u" href="http://general-coka.deviantart.com/">General-Coka</a> there, because he knew where he was going.<br />
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We were lost for two hours before finally arriving at the mall, thanks to the guy riding with ~<a class="u" href="http://general-coka.deviantart.com/">General-Coka</a>.  It was about 2:10 when I arrived.  I had to be home by 3.  As just another annoyance, they didn't have any of the two things I was looking for.  One was too expensive, and one just flat out wasn't there anymore.<br />
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I go home after a rather dissappointing trip, get dressed for work, and head out.  A few minutes out, I realise that I forgot my badge.  I go back home, grab it, and leave.  A few MORE minutes out, I realise that I forgot to re-shut the garage door after leaving the second time.  So back I go to shut it again.  After finally arriving at work to what has been described as one of the busiest days outside of the holiday season, everything just stops.  No one comes into the store save a family every 15 minutes or so.  So, the entire time, I was just putting little yellow stickers on the games in the bargain bin.  ALL NIGHT.  I also had to re-do about 20 of the 200 I had to do, and I gave myself a rather nasty papercut.  And let's not forget the occasional kids who either A) Scream every word they say.  B) get dropped off by their parents for hours on end because some incredible brain surge led them to believe GameStop was a daycare center. C) Are total dickwads, or D), Return 100 dollar items, sending us just below the goal for the day.  Only ray of light was when ~<a class="u" href="http://thatmullingskid.deviantart.com/">thatmullingskid</a> stopped by to reserve Pokemon and pick a few things up with his girlfriend.<br />
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Now, I have to go to sleep with the looming thought of putting MORE stickers on MORE games for FIVE hours tomorrow, in the middle of the day, obliterating any sort of plan I could make what-so-ever.<br />
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I can't wait...<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>Devious BLARGH. (Now times 2!)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:13:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"Tell them you wanted more salt.  Because Mike White likes it salty"<br />
</i> --G.R., to a friend taking a phone survey about Burger King french fries.</div><br /><br />Blast you *<a class="u" href="http://hecallsmehischild.deviantart.com/">HeCallsMeHisChild</a>!<br />
<br />
BLAST YOU!!!<br />
<br />
TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME WITH YOUR...<br />
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1.FINGERS: T3H MAST0R 0F T3H UN1V3RS3<br />
2.CHIN: Uhh...  not gonna try that with my chin...<br />
3.ONE FINGER, EYES CLOSED:t23h dnageelasdfna sdfasd DURRRRR.<br />
4.ELBOW: I can't even reach my laptop with those.<br />
5. NOSE: NO.<br />
6. PALM: rr/lmkndxk j.c dflkjzfdx.<br />
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STATUS REPORT:  EPIC FAIL.<br />
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1.) List Four fandoms you have.<br />
Warhammer 40,000<br />
Fantasy Warhammer<br />
Invader Zim<br />
Call to Arms and TITLE!  WHOO!<br />
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2.) Have you ever slept in the back of a car?<br />
Of course.<br />
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3.) Have you recently dyed your hair/cut it?<br />
I got soda in it...  Does that count?<br />
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4.) List four people that you look up to the most<br />
Urr...  The Call to Arms crew<br />
Jhonen Vasquez<br />
Tzeentch<br />
And uh...  The lizard sleeping in a glass box behind me.<br />
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5.) How many pets do you own as of now?<br />
A lizard and a dog.  So, for all you number people, that'd be TWO. <br />
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6.) Which do you prefer white or black?<br />
An unholy fusion of the two, resulting in what can only be known as GRAY.  (only like... three people will get that, but it's OK.)<br />
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7.) Who is your most played character?<br />
Blight<br />
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8.) Choose one or the other, not both:<br />
-Being stuck on an island with your best friend<br />
-Being stuck on an island with 5 acquaintances<br />
<br />
Five acquaintances.  More people to feed to the island's native cannibals.<br />
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9.) Name three words that tell who you are.<br />
Quite horrendously insane<br />
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10.) If you could have a power what would it be?<br />
Flight.<br />
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11.) Who was the last person you talked to?<br />
My mom.  Before that was my grandma.<br />
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12.) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?<br />
Grandparents.<br />
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13.) Write down the first five words that pop into your head<br />
<br />
1) AAARGH!!!<br />
2) YEEHEEHEE!!!<br />
3) DO'H!!!<br />
4) YAAARRRGH!!!<br />
5) PRAISE TZEENTCH!<br />
<br />
14.) What's one thing you wish you could do better?<br />
Endure incessant, pointless noise with LESS grace and MORE anger.  (Take that HeCallsMeHisChild.)<br />
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15.) Do you like the way you are?<br />
Eh, I don't NOT like it.<br />
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16.) Choose, Summer or Winter:<br />
Winter.<br />
<br />
17.) Choose, Rain or snow:<br />
SNOW!<br />
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18.) Water or ice?<br />
ICE.  Seeing a theme?<br />
<br />
19.) List two odd things about yourself:<br />
1.) I have a big metal M&M on my desk filled with coins.<br />
2.) EVERYTHING ELSE.<br />
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Extra special blastings to ~<a class="u" href="http://thetallestcoco.deviantart.com/">TheTallestCoco</a><br />
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EXTRA SPECIAL BLASTINGS.<br />
<br />
The rules are simple! Just think and write about the things you have in common with your favourite cartoon characters (you can choose up to 3), then tag 5 other people.<br />
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Let's start...<br />
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The Man in the White Suit:<br />
1: I am a snazzy dresser.<br />
2: I fancy top hats.<br />
3: I kill people moments after saving their lives.<br />
4: I can shoot LAZORS from my fingers.<br />
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Blight:<br />
1: Combining shooting with stabbing is a hobby of mine.<br />
2: I have a device improving my eyesight.<br />
3: Ice rocks<br />
4: Dark Blue is BOSS.<br />
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Lord_Slappy:<br />
1: I fancy the undead in any sort of RPG<br />
2: Necromancy is NEAT.<br />
3: I like to deny my shortcomings and refuse any indications that I may in fact be wrong.<br />
4: SHUT UP is one of my mose used phrases. (Along with fuck you man)<br />
<br />
Screw tagging other people.  I WOULD unleash a terrible torrent of double taggage, but that's just mean and cruel.<br />
<br />
...<br />
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I tag <a href="http://invadercosmo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/invadercosmo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="invadercosmo" /></a><a href="http://subject234.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/u/subject234.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="subject234" /></a><a href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/i/aikus.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="aikus" /></a><a href="http://x-smiley-x.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/x/_/x-smiley-x.gif" width="50... ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>UPDATE LAND</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:48:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"MIKHAIL!  Stop killing the cameraman!"<br />
</i> --G.R., while trying to get his machinima crew on task and make the thing work.</div><br /><br />Ok...  Update land...<br />
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TITLE is offically on Haitus untill...   I find the next page.  I had it inked and scanned, and tried coloring it digitally, and found that I didn't like it AT ALL.  So, I deleted it, and decided to dig out the lineart and do it the way I'm used to.  Only problem is...  I CAN'T FIND IT.  It's dissappeared into thin air, and I refuse to admit I lost it!<br />
...<br />
Yeah, I lost it.  And I REALLY don't want to re-do it.  SO, I'm going to keep looking, and hopefully find it in good condition, and shade it up and stick it up here.<br />
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. . .<br />
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I'm working on some How to Kill a Planet drawings.  Character sketches, and full scenes that I've written, or plan on writing.  As for the actual story part...  I'm working on that too.  I'm eager to get back into the fighting and horrible bloodshed part, instead of the character introductions and plot building.  But, I'm not gonna rush those essential, if less fun to write, parts.<br />
<br />
. . .<br />
<br />
I finished my part on Call to Arms, page 2, and have started the sketch of page 3.  Before I get to inking that beast (It's a rather detailed page...), I'm gonna get to drawing all the characters we've recieved from DA artists.  I normally do them at school, but it's hard to get a proper refrence there, so I can really only work on ones I create from scratch.  I'll get all of those done, and uploaded in sketches series three.  (I've got all the ones done for series 2, but I've been lazy about scanning them...)<br />
<br />
. . .<br />
<br />
I'm starting to cook up some new ideas for a new DeviandID...  because mine is beginning to bug me.  My style's changed a bit, and I want my ID to look a little more... current.<br />
<br />
. . .<br />
<br />
I'm thinking of sending off one of my characters to online comic fighting pit ENTER VOID.  Chances are, it's conna be the drone-like collective servant TRACE, one whom I REALLY need to draw more.  In the meantime, check out the site at entervoid.com.<br />
<br />
. . .<br />
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I need to see 300.  All my buddies have seen it, and I'm the last one on the list.  It's not fun.<br />
<br />
. . .<br />
<br />
<br />
And, last update.  I've begun preparation for the dreaded, but inevetable day when the world is overtaken by the forces of the undead, and begun formulating my Zombie plan, with assistance from THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.  I now know exactally what a zombie is, how it works, how to identify it, and a few tips on hand-to-hand fighting with Zombies.  Next chapter details ranged combat!<br />
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When the undead take over, I'm gonna be as prepared as one can be.<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>YO!  First page is done.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/12095585/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:04:33 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"DANCE!!!"<br />
</i> --Aikus, to every single person that walked behind him in art club.</div><br /><br />Check it out on the CALL TO ARMS offical deviantart account.<br />
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~<a class="u" href="http://call--to--arms.deviantart.com/">Call--To--Arms</a><br />
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This journal is a waste of space!<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>You can't grow rocks...</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11953224/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:46:19 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"I don't believe in science."<br />
</i> --My boss: during heated argument about weather or not rocks can grow.</div><br /><br />...or can you..?<br />
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We had this huge, and absolutley hysterical argument at work today...  It all started when my boss Drew was telling us how the insane winds today blew all the shingles off his roof, and I said that I think we lost a few plants.  The other one with us at work stated that, "Well, at least plants can grow back.  Shingles can't.  They're made of rock."<br />
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Then... this happened....<br />
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Drew:  Yeah they can.  Of course rocks can grow.<br />
Rachel: ... are you serious?  You can't grow rocks.<br />
Drew:  Yes you can.<br />
Rachel:  No... you really can't.  Growing is for carbon based life forms... like plants and animals.<br />
G.R.:  And robots!<br />
Rachel:  ...Gray... what the heck...<br />
Drew:  OK then, explain volcanoes!  They explode, and rocks are grown in like, two weeks.  Of course, nothing can grow on them for years and years after, but rocks just appear.  Therefore, they are obviously grown.<br />
Rachel:  ROCKS ARE NOT GROWN!  THEY ARE FORMED!<br />
Drew:  I don't believe you.<br />
Rachel:  Do you obviously thing you can win this argument?<br />
Drew:  Yes I do!<br />
Rachel:  Ok, you have nothing on your side that proves your theory...<br />
G.R.: But he IS very determined.<br />
Rachel:  Yeah, but so am I!<br />
G.R.: But he's REALLY determined.<br />
Rachel: Determination doesn't matter when I have logic and science on my side.<br />
Drew: I don't believe in science.<br />
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It went on like this for like... half an hour.  Best day at work EVER.<br />
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SIDE NOTE:  Drew doesn't really believe you can grow rocks.  His side of the argument was all total bullshit.  At least, I hope so...<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11913952/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:13:15 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"PRAISE JEEBUS!!!"<br />
</i> --WILL!, in test drawing for Call-To-Arms</div><br /><br />Almost finished with picture for contest...<br />
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Oh god, it's taken SO long...<br />
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It's already a day late...  I still have a lot to do... and my most essential tool for this kind of picture (a bigass black marker) is dying on me...<br />
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I still have edges to smooth, lines to thin, a signature to make, and entire sections of background to draw out...<br />
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BUT SOON IT WILL BE OVER!  And I can get started on all your characters for Call-To-Arms.<br />
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Won't that be FUN?!  I think so!<br />
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My eyes hurt...<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>ATTENTION!  CALL TO ARMS!!!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11885266/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:48:58 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"Niggas in SPAAAAACE!!!<br />
</i> --Social Suicide song, "NIGGAS IN SPACE"</div><br /><br />ALL CALL-TO-ARMS STUFF IS NOW HERE.<br />
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~<a class="u" href="http://call--to--arms.deviantart.com/">Call--To--Arms</a><br />
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All Call-To-Arms stuff will be over there now!<br />
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Check it oooout.<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Interview the Slappy</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:01:53 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"Niggas in SPAAAAACE!!!<br />
</i> --Social Suicide song, "NIGGAS IN SPACE"</div><br /><br />In an attempt to procrastinate further on a project I'm doing, and because I like to answer questions with witty remarks, I'm gonna be doing a SEMI LIVE INTERVIEW!<br />
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Ask me questions here about ANYTHING.  Anything about art, what foods I eat, how many names I take and asses I kick, ANYTHING.<br />
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Then, I'll answer em via video, and put em here.<br />
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Cuz videos are FUNNN.<br />
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So, have fun with that.<br />
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UPDATES:  Currently working on a picture to represent a side project a band which a few of my friends are in.  The name of the project?<br />
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PONYGEDDON: The Niggas in Space Project.<br />
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The music is just... hysterical.  And, I'm gonna head over to a recording session one of these days and help em record a song about the Man in the White Suit.<br />
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Because he rocks.<br />
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SO, look for the PONYGEDDON picture soon.  As for other stuff, TITLE pg 13 is in production.  Trying yet another new style with it, seeing how it turns out.  page 14 has ben sketched out, as well as a picture for a club ~<a class="u" href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/">Aikus</a> and I are starting, THE CREATURE CHAMBER.<br />
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So, that's that.<br />
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GET TO QUESTIONING!!!<br />
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EDIT:  AAARGH!!!  This sucks...<br />
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1. What color are your kitchen plates?<br />
Plate colored<br />
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2. What book are you reading now?<br />
This DAMN SURVEY.<br />
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3. Manga I'm currently reading:<br />
I don't read manga.<br />
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4. What is on your mouse pad?<br />
FELLOWES followed by an R in a circle.<br />
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5. Favorite board game?<br />
Warhammer/Warhammer 40,000<br />
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6. Favorite smells?<br />
My nose is busted.<br />
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7. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?<br />
FUCK.<br />
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8. Favorite color:<br />
Dark blue<br />
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9. Least favorite color:<br />
See-through.  It's NOT A COLOR.<br />
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9. How many rings until you answer the phone?<br />
...Did someone seriously make this a question..?<br />
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10. Future child's name:<br />
Boy- Dr. Stabbingsworth<br />
Girl- Tyrannosarous Rex <br />
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11. Chocolate or Vanilla?<br />
Vanilla.<br />
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12. Do you like to drive fast?<br />
GOD YES.<br />
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13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?<br />
uh, NO.<br />
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14. Do you like thunderstorms?<br />
Not if they take away my video game zombie smashing.<br />
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15. What was your first car?<br />
A red pickup truck.  IT IS MESSY.<br />
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16. What is your sign?<br />
STOP.<br />
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17. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?<br />
I don't even eat broccoli.  Or any other vegatable.<br />
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18. If you could have any job what would it be?<br />
Lord of the Universe.<br />
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19. If you could have any color hair what would it be?<br />
A television screen.<br />
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20. Is the glass half full or half empty?<br />
5/12ths full.  HA.<br />
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21. What is your favorite movie?<br />
The one where everything goes PSSSSHHHHHKABLOIE.<br />
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22. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?<br />
no.<br />
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23. Whats under your bed?<br />
SHIT.<br />
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24. What is your favorite number?<br />
817.<br />
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25. Favorite sport to watch?<br />
Sports suck.<br />
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26. Your single biggest intense pain?<br />
Getting sat on by Chris.<br />
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27. Person most likely to respond?<br />
None.<br />
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28. Person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?<br />
None.<br />
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29. Ketchup or mustard?<br />
NEITHER.<br />
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31. Hamburger or hot dog?<br />
Can you make burgers out of people?<br />
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32. Favorite season?<br />
Winter.  Just wish it would snow.<br />
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33. The best place you have ever been?<br />
The WARP to go see Tzeentch.  He's cool. <br />
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34. What is your screen saver?<br />
AAARGH!!!  G.R.<br />
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35. What is your favorite fast food place?<br />
Wendys!<br />
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36. What is your favorite breed of dog?<br />
Rabid. <br />
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37. Your nicknames?<br />
G.R., Slappy, Lord Slappy, Asshole, TEAM KILLING FUCKTARD AAARGH!!!<br />
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38. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?<br />
Yes.<br />
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39. What annoys you the most?<br />
People who SUCK.<br />
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40. Whats your crush's name?<br />
Not Applicable<br />
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41. Whats your best friends name?<br />
Chris, Johnny, that damn Mullings kid, and NEEKOLAS.<br />
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42. Which celebrity annoys you the most?<br />
All of em.<br />
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43. What type of music do you dislike the most?<br />
RAP.  END OF STORY. <br />
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45. What is currently on your wrist?<br />
Hair and a refl... ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Mr. Procastinator</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:02:08 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"HEY!  SHUT THE FUCK UP!  THERE ARE CHILDREN IN HERE!"<br />
</i> --G.R.</div><br /><br />BAHPISSFUCKTHISSUCKSAAARGH.<br />
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Procastination is NOT FUN.<br />
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I've got a huge project to do for a contest I'm entering that I project will take me... 10 hours to complete.<br />
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I... sort of haven't even started yet...  And it's due on Wednessday.<br />
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I might possibly be screwed.<br />
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Under NORMAL circumstances, I would fling my arms into the air, and shout, "FUCK DIS SHIT!"  But these circumstances are NOT normal.  It's some bigass UIL art contest with an acronym that I have forgetten at the moment.  Like all other bigass UIL art contests of such nature, you have to pay an entry fee for each piece you want to enter.  I've already paid my fee for two pictures, AND I'M NOT BLOWING TEN DOLLARS BECAUSE OF SHEER LAZINESS.  If I need ten dollars to blow, I'll step it up to forty and buy a Warhammer model for an army that I don't play as, and just paint it, do a terrible job, and never EVER finish it.<br />
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I wish I had an idea of what to draw for it too...  I've had about three so far, but it's got to be "school approapriate", which automatically puts me out of my comfort zone.  Then, it's got to be something that I'm willing to spend TEN HOURS on.  Something that, I normally wouldn't spend on anything unless I'm 100% sure that I'd get paid for it.<br />
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Last time I checked, I wasn't getting paid for this either...<br />
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SO, that be why Slappy's presence around the net is horribly limited.  I'd HOPE to get back on after this hell of a contest ends, but we'll just have to wait and see.<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  So... irritating...</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11688916/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 19:15:11 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"Shit has hit the fan, gentlemen"<br />
</i> --Shouted words by "the runnin' man" on doodle by good friend Aikus.</div><br /><br />I may have had the most irritating weekend of my entire life just recently.<br />
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FRIDAY:  Snows the night before, but fails to be enough to cancel school.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Slappy fufills bargain to require access to Xbox Live, and parents deny the conversation regarding such deal ever existed.  Slappy becomes pissed.  My hopes rise of the possibility of being able to skip a class due to a pep rally at my school.  But, my class was at another school, so I got no such skippage.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Then IN said class, the substitute teacher is a bitch.  Slappy becomes pissed.<br />
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SATURDAY:  Return home from night at a friend's to immediate homework and other meaningless tasks to keep me from playing Lost Planet.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Free time at my house is limited, but I have enough time to find that someone's stolen my art.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Also have to suffer through two hours of me brother having 7 of his loud, obnoxious friends over as a group, intensifying the irritant levels beyond all reason, as my least favorite genre of music is blasted from the room right outside my door.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Then, at OTHER friend's house, i continusally get my ass handed to me on a silver platter in games of Halo 2, not because of me, but because of my incompitent teammates.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Then, Slappy stays up unknowingly untill 4 in the morning playing Super Smash Brothers Melee, rendering my hopes of having any energy useless.  Slappy becomes tired.  (as well as pissed.)<br />
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SUNDAY:  Get home to more parents irritated at me for reasons I fail to see, and more meaningless tasks to do that prevent me from working on projects that despreatly need to get done.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Then, Slappy is kicked off the Xbox in the middle of a riveting Gears of War game, under the grounds that I have more important things to do, and have played too much Xbox today.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Then, an assload of people come over to watch the super bowl, and bring their screamy, whiny four year old children who need Slappy to tell them how to stop looking at the floor and shoot the Nazis in Call of Duty 3, and then whine when I show the slightest bit of irritation.  Slappy becomes pissed.  Then, when Slappy finally gets free time, it is spent sifting through many many many deviations, and many many many messages, and writing a journal about how much my weekend sucked.<br />
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Slappy IS pissed.<br />
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I didn't get to work on ANYTHING this weekend, exept for the tattoo, and I only got half an hour to do so.  It's been one irritation after another, with slight and breif moments of relaxation at night and in the sanctuary that is the houses of friends.<br />
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And...  as I type this, I discover that I won 40 bucks in a betting pool for guessing the overall score of the Super Bowl.  I don't even remember what I picked, but it was apparently right.  Now I can buy some gas so I don't get stranded and even MORE pissed off!  YAY!<br />
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This sucked...<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Welcome to UPDATE LAND!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11615629/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 18:41:04 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"DOM, YOU DUMBASS!!!"<br />
</i> --G.R.: while fighting GENERAL RAAM on Insane difficulty... alone...</div><br /><br />UPDATE LAND!<br />
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Things are awesome here.<br />
<br />
Well, awesome if you're into updates.  Otherwise, you may be bored out of your tiny little skulls, and skim through everything past this sentence.<br />
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But don't do THAT!  It's mean.<br />
<br />
LET'S GET THIS UPDATE TRAIN A-ROLLIN'!<br />
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<b>1.</b>  Artwork will be coming out rather slowly for a little while.  I'm swamped with a ton of projects for a ton of different people.  And I try and not submit gifts for people whom I actually give the original copy of the picture on DA.  It makes it less special.<br />
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I'm working on a picture for this big art contest in Hell, erm... TEXAS, which is taking an ASSLOAD OF TIME.  And, I doubt you'll ever see it, for my scannerbed is too small for the picture, and I don't want to spend money to get it scanned in at Kinkos.  But, it be MUSIC BASED.  Nobody even dies in it!  Stupid censorship requirements...<br />
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Project #2 be an art trade for a friend of mine, which is slowly chugging along.  At this moment, I've got myself with a hammer, and a whole bunch of erased robots and daemons that I didn't like very much.  I am the indecisive Slappy.<br />
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Project #3 be a group thing that <a href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/i/aikus.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="aikus" /></a>, <a href="http://thatmullingskid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/thatmullingskid.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="thatmullingskid" /></a>, and I are working on.  We were SUPPOSED to have it done by today, but none of us did our parts.  NONE OF US.  That just shows how lazy the three of us are.  We all finally agree on something to do together.. and nobody does anything after agreeing on a date to have it done by.<br />
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Project #4 be finishing that acursed Featured Artist peoples thing.  Laziness overwhelmes me at the moment, but it WILL be finished eventually.  I promise.<br />
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Project #5 be the one I'm most exited about...  One of the guards to my gated community is a fan of me artwork, and an avid tattoo collecter.  He's also a fan of LEON, the limbless bounty hunter that was (alledgedly) PWND by the Man in the White Suit.  After he saw the Leon Uber 1337 drawing in person, he was convinced that he wanted me to design a tattoo for him with Leon in it.  Overwhelmed with exitement, I agreed on the spot.  AND, I get to trek with him to the tattoo place when he gets it put on, and watch my artwork physicaly scar someone for life.  Then I'll have scarred him mentally as well as physically!  It's a two for one deal!<br />
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So yeah, I'm stoked about that.<br />
<br />
STOKED.<br />
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As for what's coming soon?  Probably the next part of HOW TO KILL A PLANET, and the Infamous Jacketarm.  Page 13's in production, as well as some secrety doom that I cannot divulge in at this time...<br /><br />-=LORDSLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Featured peoples!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11318696/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:24:25 PST</pubDate>
                
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++QUOTE OF THE DAY++<br />
<i>"That's two whole inches of angriness!"</i> --MIKE WHITE: friend of G.R.: while rolling for extra movement due to "Blood frenzy."</div><br /><br />Tis taken from many a friend whom I was featured on.<br />
<br />
Because I am too lazy to find, copy, and paste the ACTUAL DESCRIPTION, I will make my own.<br />
<br />
OK.  Here's the deal.  First ten people who watch me that comment on this journal will be featured on same journal.  I'll post yer name, and ravage your gallery for what I think to be your three best pictures.  And, as an added bonus, I'll even say why I like em so much.<br />
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SO, that's that.<br />
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1:<a href="http://invadercosmo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/invadercosmo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="invadercosmo" /></a> <br />
1.<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42686289/"><img src="http://tn1-2.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/311/8/d/Grey_knight___Dreadnought_by_Invadercosmo.jpg" width="150" height="115" /></a></span></span>  Dreadnaughts are cool.  Grey Knights are cool.  And he did a great job of making them look so.  <br />
1.<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/41816263/"><img src="http://tn1-2.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/295/c/b/My_request_colored_by_Invadercosmo.jpg" width="112" height="150" /></a></span></span>  I drew the lines, and he added the color.  Looked great when it came out.  <br />
1.<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38269747/"><img src="http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/230/4/2/Bounty_Hunter_Zim_by_Invadercosmo.jpg" width="137" height="150" /></a></span></span>  This makes me laugh.  And, the detail is awesome.<br />
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2:<a href="http://alone234.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/l/alone234.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="alone234" /></a>  <br />
2.<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39504382/"><img src="http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/252/c/6/New_Dax_by_Alone234.jpg" width="129" height="150" /></a></span></span>  Radak is a cool character of his, and this picture is one of my favorites OF said character. <br />
2.<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46213527/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs15/150/f/2007/007/8/b/Psionics_Final_by_Alone234.jpg" width="86" height="150" /></a></span></span> His first PS attempt, and it turned out good.<br />
2.<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39504453/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/252/3/2/Oh_god____the_irony_by_Alone234.jpg" width="116" height="150" /></a></span></span>  PWND.<br />
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3: <a href="http://darklightjak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/darklightjak.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="darklightjak" /></a><br />
3. <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42298537/"><img src="http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/304/2/0/happy_halloween_06_by_DARKLIGHTJAK.jpg" width="108" height="150" /></a></span></span> That monster is just too cool to pass up.<br />
3. <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46321414/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs14/150/i/2007/009/b/b/please_im_tired_by_DARKLIGHTJAK.jpg" width="150" height="116" /></a></span></span> Very cool lookin wolf-like creature.<br />
3. <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43116215/"><img src="http://tn1-2.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/319/a/3/my_AZIARTH_55_waiting__by_DARKLIGHTJAK.jpg" width="116" height="150" /></a></span></span> Armored creatures with neat looking poses are always cool in my book.<br />
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4: <a href="http://imp-da-cat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imp-da-cat.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="imp-da-cat" /></a><br />
4. <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45461181/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs13/150/f/2006/361/1/1/Anime_Imp_by_Imp_Da_Cat.png" width="150" height="136" /></a></span></span>  Really cool pixely anime!<br />
4. <span class="shadow... ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Crazy Journal MADNESS!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11275919/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 14:06:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A picture will be coming sooner or later...<br /><br />Yep.<br />
<br />
Got myself a subscription the other day.  I'm trying messing around with the new things I got, just trying to figure out how to work everything.<br />
<br />
Including this crazy CSS contraption.<br />
<br />
More stuff coming soon, by the way.<br /><br />-=LORD SLAPPY=- ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  This Journal Entry is Devious</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11239336/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 23:01:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh so devious it is...<br />
<br />
And full of ants.<br />
<br />
Biting ants.<br />
<br />
ANYWHO, to the point.<br />
<br />
THINGS ARE COMING!  I've had scarce time to actually draw anything latley, due to work scedule on the majickal holiday time, and all my friends wanting to do stuff with me EVERY DAY OF THE BREAK.<br />
<br />
Stupid friends...  Good thing none of them (save two) will ever read this.  And those guys aren't at fault either.<br />
<br />
SO, soon to come.<br />
<br />
More HOW TO KILL A PLANET.<br />
More NEKRI PICTURES AND CHARACTERS<br />
More TACAS<br />
New Sketch stuff<br />
EKKS RISING<br />
And a new OC:  THE RINGLEADER.<br />
<br />
And more complaining.  Because I complain about much.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Holidays...?  Whut...?</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11063570/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:23:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holidays...?<br />
<br />
Whut...?<br />
<br />
Oh yeah...  that time of year when I have to BUY things for other people.<br />
<br />
All they ever want is gift cards anyway...<br />
<br />
Just kidding.  I'n not really THAT self centered.  Truth be told, I'm STOKED for the holidays.  I'm getting some cool shiz-naz, and hoping for some cool shiz-naz.  HNB shirt, Star of Chaos shirt, Winged Skull neckchain, among other delightful items that make your unfriendly neighborhood SLAPPY smile with glee.<br />
<br />
I should get all my friends GameStop giftcards, and force them into spending them at the store that I work at.  Just need to think of a device that I can use to force them to do it...  Beating them up won't work...  Curse my scrawny form!<br />
<br />
Now for an ART UPDATE.  Gonna get two new drawings with Ekks up soon.  One rather charming, and one rather strange.  After that, probably the intro for my warped Artist 100 list (see below!).  From there, maybe I'll finish that picture that I was coloring a month ago to go with a Warhammer 40,000 fan fiction that I haven't started...  Or possibly not.  It's in the air as of now.<br />
<br />
I have to pee!<br />
<br />
<br />
-=LORD SLAPPY=-<br />
<br />
PRESENTING: G.R.'s UBER 100 LIST OF DEMISE!<br />
<br />
1. Intro--><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44830243/">[link]</a><br />
2. Doom<br />
3. Light<br />
4. Dark<br />
5. Seeking Food<br />
6. Break Leg<br />
7. Heaven <br />
8. Innocence<br />
9. Driving Construstion Vehicles<br />
10. Breathing Trouble<br />
11. Memory Match<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Uber Smile <br />
15. Silence In The Movies!<br />
16. Questioning The President<br />
17. Buckets-o-Blood <br />
18. One Color Rainbow<br />
19. The Almighty Gray<br />
20. Team Fortress 2<br />
21. Vacation In Odd Places<br />
22. Mother Goose<br />
23. WHUT?<br />
24. No Time<br />
25. Trouble Sleeping<br />
26. Tears<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Happiness<br />
30. Under the Box<br />
31. Fire Flowers<br />
32. Night<br />
33. Low Expectations<br />
34. When Stars Fall Too Low<br />
35. Hold My Bucket<br />
36. Not-So-Precious Treasure<br />
37. Eyes<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Odd Dreams<br />
40. Rated PG<br />
41. When Teamwork Goes Wrong<br />
42. Standing Slightly Still<br />
43. Dying<br />
44. Two Roads <br />
45. Illusions<br />
46. Lazy Family<br />
47. Creation<br />
48. Unususal Childhood<br />
49. Horozontal Stripes<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Wrong Sports<br />
52. Shallow in Thought<br />
53. Not Keeping a Secret<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Waiting<br />
56. Danger Behind<br />
57. Sacrifice<br />
58. Literal Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Taking Rejection Too Seriously<br />
61. The Worst Fairy Tale<br />
62. Magicial Items of Obscurity<br />
63. Do Disturb<br />
64. Super Multitasking<br />
65. Horror<br />
66. Falling into Traps<br />
67. Playing Music<br />
68. Anti-Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 27%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mischievious<br />
73. I Can't<br />
74. Are You Challenging Me?<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken Pieces<br />
77. Test<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. Starvation<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper and Popcorn<br />
82. Can You See Me?<br />
83. Heal Plz<br />
84. Out Cold<br />
85. Spiral<br />
86. Seeing Blue<br />
87. Food!<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Forest<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drowning<br />
92. All That That Guy Has<br />
93. Give Up<br />
94. Last Hope Goen Wrong<br />
95. This Is An Advertisement<br />
96. In the Storm<br />
97. Safety Last<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Solitude<br />
100. Outro<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Assignment of DEATH.</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/11030190/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:32:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Everyone seems to be doing one of these "Artist 100 lists".  SO, wanting to fit in, but not really, I took one, and warped it to my liking.<br />
<br />
PRESENTING:  G.R.'s UBER 100 LIST OF DEMISE!<br />
<br />
1. Intro<br />
2. Doom<br />
3. Light<br />
4. Dark<br />
5. Seeking Food<br />
6. Break Leg<br />
7. Heaven <br />
8. Innocence<br />
9. Driving Construstion Vehicles<br />
10. Breathing Trouble<br />
11. Memory Match<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Uber Smile <br />
15. Silence In The Movies!<br />
16. Questioning The President<br />
17. Buckets-o-Blood <br />
18. One Color Rainbow<br />
19. The Almighty Gray<br />
20. Team Fortress 2<br />
21. Vacation In Odd Places<br />
22. Mother Goose<br />
23. WHUT?<br />
24. No Time<br />
25. Trouble Sleeping<br />
26. Tears<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Happiness<br />
30. Under the Box<br />
31. Fire Flowers<br />
32. Night<br />
33. Low Expectations<br />
34. When Stars Fall Too Low<br />
35. Hold My Bucket<br />
36. Not-So-Precious Treasure<br />
37. Eyes<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Odd Dreams<br />
40. Rated PG<br />
41. When Teamwork Goes Wrong<br />
42. Standing Slightly Still<br />
43. Dying<br />
44. Two Roads <br />
45. Illusions<br />
46. Lazy Family<br />
47. Creation<br />
48. Unususal Childhood<br />
49. Horozontal Stripes<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Wrong Sports<br />
52. Shallow in Thought<br />
53. Not Keeping a Secret<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Waiting<br />
56. Danger Behind<br />
57. Sacrifice<br />
58. Literal Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Taking Rejection Too Seriously<br />
61. The Worst Fairy Tale<br />
62. Magicial Items of Obscurity<br />
63. Do Disturb<br />
64. Super Multitasking<br />
65. Horror<br />
66. Falling into Traps<br />
67. Playing Music<br />
68. Anti-Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 27%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mischievious<br />
73. I Can't<br />
74. Are You Challenging Me?<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken Pieces<br />
77. Test<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. Starvation<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper and Popcorn<br />
82. Can You See Me?<br />
83. Heal Plz<br />
84. Out Cold<br />
85. Spiral<br />
86. Seeing Blue<br />
87. Food!<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Forest<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drowning<br />
92. All That That Guy Has<br />
93. Give Up<br />
94. Last Hope Goen Wrong<br />
95. This Is An Advertisement<br />
96. In the Storm<br />
97. Safety Last<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Solitude<br />
100. Outro<br />
<br />
Now won't that be interesting?<br />
<br />
OK, now on to a bit of an update for G.R.  TITLE, PAGE 11 should be up soon.  Just gotta finish something for a co-worker of mine, and then I'll get started.  After that, maybe some of this list here, or possibly an Uber 1337 version of a certain White Suit toting guy.  Also thinking of making a new icon for meself.<br />
<br />
My computer sucks.  I want a MAC.<br />
<br />
<br />
-=LORD SLAPPY=-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Why must it be so?!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10902491/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:20:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My internet acess has died.<br />
<br />
I'm ANGRY.<br />
<br />
I just scanned in two things for you all to read, and then BLAM.  Internet dies.<br />
<br />
This PISSES ME OFF LIKE NO OTHER.<br />
<br />
BUT, The plus side is, when it DOES come back on, you'll get to see a new alien spin-off race that G.R has created, as well as something stupid.<br />
<br />
REALLY stupid.<br />
<br />
And, if things go as planned, then possibly a third, and maybe even a FOURTH thing.<br />
<br />
I really REALLY like the third thing.  It's all dark and not-finished-yet.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
It snowed today.  Normally, that'd be nothing special.<br />
<br />
But I live in Texas.  America's cooking oven.  AND IT SNOWED.  I ran out during a passing period, and proceded to smack my friend in the face with a snowball.  It would have been twice, but I missed once.  My aim sucks...<br />
<br />
And, I'm hoping that the roads freeze over.  Texans are woosies about cold weather, and if it looks like it does now tomorrow, school's as good as cancelled.  I got let out early today, and we got centimeters of snow.  CENTIMETERS.<br />
<br />
It RULED.  I am a very pleased Slappy.<br />
<br />
And now...  I have to find out how I'm going to finish this 1000 word essay that's due tomorrow.<br />
<br />
Blargh.<br />
<br />
<br />
-=LORD SLAPPY=-<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>ALSO!:</b>  If you entered the TITLE contest, and I haven't added you to the list yet, TELL ME!  Also, if you wanted to, and missed the deadline, just submit it anyway.  I'm really REALLY lazy, and still haven't picked a winner.  I'm totally open to more peoples who want to try.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>ALSO ALSO!:</b>  I want a Wii.<br />
<br />
<br />
Oh yeah...   I also have to do this...  So I will do it with someone that you have never met<br />
<br />
You must Tag three people after you finish this. ^^ Get to know people's fan characters.<br />
<br />
DO NOT CHANGE THE QUESTIONS! >:/<br />
<br />
You may use a fancharacter of your choice, if you don't have one, then woo! You lucked out.<br />
<br />
<br />
Subject: Aximand<br />
<br />
<br />
1. How old are you? <br />
Erm...  gosh...  I don't really... know...?  Not too old...<br />
<br />
2. Height? :B<br />
By YOUR system of measurment?  Not too tall <br />
<br />
3. You got any bad habits? <br />
Iris always steals my kills because I keep on shooting people in the feet.<br />
<br />
4. You a virgin? XD XD XD<br />
Why should I tell you?!<br />
<br />
5. Who's your mate? <br />
Still looking, for the moment...<br />
<br />
6. Have any smeets?<br />
pff.  No.<br />
<br />
7. Favorite food?<br />
Anything derived from those damn tasty POTATOES<br />
<br />
8. Favorite ice cream flavor?<br />
Don't have time for that when you're being chased like I am.<br />
<br />
9. Killed anyone?<br />
Yup.  If I don't, then they'll kill me.<br />
<br />
10. Hate anyone?<br />
Yes.  But if I say it, then they'll kill me... faster...<br />
<br />
11. Any secrets? O_o<br />
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, now would it? <br />
<br />
12. Love anyone?<br />
This falls under the secrets catagory!<br />
<br />
13. TACOS?!<br />
WHY?!<br />
<br />
14. Ever slept in all day?<br />
I hardly ever get to anymore...  I miss it so much...<br />
<br />
15. Favorite show?<br />
Whut?<br />
<br />
16. Favorite movie?<br />
Whut?<br />
<br />
17. Favorite band? Earthwise... -_-'<br />
KMFDM.<br />
<br />
18. Eye color?<br />
I don't even know anymore.  I've always got combat goggles on.<br />
<br />
19. Skin?<br />
Pure white, but it's supposed to be green.<br />
<br />
20. Shoe size? O.o<br />
I'm not sure...  "Fugitives" like Iris and me have to take shoes off the soldiers we kill.  Mine are too big...<br />
<br />
21. Fat/Average/Slim?<br />
Slim, I suppose?<br />
<br />
22. Rain, Sunshine?<br />
Rain.  The normal irkens can't stand that stuff.  Makes it a great time to hide...<br />
<br />
23. Pool, Beach?<br />
What's a beach?<br />
<br />
24. Camping, stay home?<br />
What's a home?  I know what a camp is, but a home?<br />
<br />
25. Dog, Cat?<br />
Augh!  Neither!  The empire uses them both to attack us!<br />
<br />
26. Believe in aliens?<br />
I technically AM one, even to my own race<br />
<br />
27. Last time you went potty? XD!! (Czar, what's wrong with you??)<br />
...whut..?<br />
<br />
28. Natural born, or clone?<br />
Physically defective clone, because apparently pure white skin is a defect...<br />
<br />
29. Teeth? <br />
uh...  functional?<br />
<br />
30. Car or ship?<br />
Ship.  Now if there's one thing that I understand, it's a ship.<br />
<br />
31. Ever destroyed something out of blind rage? <br />
Nothing major.  Just a can or a twig...<br />
<br />
32. Any unusual things about you?<br />
Well, aside from being an irken with pure white skin, and being hunted by the Empire under the reason that me and my sister, Iris are"defective", a weird ass SIR unit follows us.  He frightens me...<br />
<br... ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Back from Thanksgiving land</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10835351/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 14:16:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep.<br />
<br />
I have returned, once more!<br />
<br />
And guess what!<br />
<br />
I have absolutley NOTHING new for you guys!<br />
<br />
I'm sorry.  I started many a picture, and finished none of them.  I really need to finish more drawings...<br />
<br />
BLAME MY ART TEACHER!  SHE TOOK AWAY ZEE ALMIGHTY BOOK!  I HAD TO DRAW IN A BOOK THAT HAS YET TO BE GRANTED THE MARK OF SLAPPY!  WITHOUT THAT, IT'S... IT'S...  NOTHING!!!<br />
<br />
Whoo...  Sorta flipped out there...<br />
<br />
But yes, sorry for the monmuental lack of G.R.'s masterpieces.  I'll try and actually finish SOMETHING.<br />
<br />
But yes, in the meantime, I have something I'd like to say to a friend of mine...<br />
<br />
DAMN YOU <a href="http://aikus.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/i/aikus.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="aikus" /></a>.  FINISH YOUR DAMN PAGE.<br />
<br />
That is all.<br />
<br />
OR NOT!<br />
<br />
I didn't even describe the vacation!<br />
<br />
It was alright seeing my relatives for Thanksgiving.  Every other part was HELL.  My mom told me not to pack my toothbrush, because she told me that she got me a new travel one to take.  She forgot to pack it, and, upon realising it, told me that she'd get another one at the local grocery store.  That, also didn't happen.  SO, I had to share a toothbrush with my little brother, Brad.  He eats very disgusting things, and is not on the top of the list of "people who I'd share a toothbrush with".  On top of that, we had a hike in the mountains that nearly killed me.  I have blisters on my toes that are the size of the toe that they're on.  Serves me right for wearing skateboarding shoes for slimbing...  AND, we had to wake up at three in the morning today (I normally fall asleep at three) so we could catch a six in the morning flight to Dallas, so my OTHER little brother wouldn't miss the local high school's football game.  If THAT weren't enough, I also had to sit two rows in front of the bitchiest little child that I've ever heard.  It was louder than my MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE cranked on high.  And that's pretty loud.<br />
<br />
And I never got to eat those Sweedish Fish...  Those are tasty...<br />
<br />
<br />
-=LORD SLAPPY=-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Sigh...</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10759433/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:58:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Moorfh...<br />
<br />
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:<br />
1. G.R.<br />
2. Lord Slappy<br />
3. Spaz<br />
<br />
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:<br />
1. G.R.  (Myspace)<br />
2. Lord Slappy  (AIM)<br />
3. Dr. Stabbingsworth (Halo 2)<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:<br />
1. Eaten a big ol potato<br />
2. Farted<br />
3. Let the dog outside<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />
1. I have so much darn fun.<br />
2. The stories I come up with seem to amuse people<br />
3. My obcene obsession with Chaos.<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />
1. I get beaten up...  A LOT...<br />
2. My friends always want me around...<br />
3. My obcene obsession with Chaos.<br />
<br />
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:<br />
1. Scandinavian<br />
2. Something else...<br />
3. Well, my mom's uncle was a spy...  Does that count..?<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:<br />
1. Losing my creativity<br />
2. Getting sniped in any videogame.  (When all your friends are snipers EXEPT you, you're never safe...)<br />
3. Getting punched<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:<br />
1. Shirt<br />
2. Pants<br />
3. Top Hat.  (Seriously...  I am...) <br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:<br />
1. Drawing<br />
2. Throwing myself at somebody<br />
3. Making someone feel really weird.<br />
<br />
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:<br />
1. THE BOOK, VOLUMES 1-10 (aka, my sketch pads)<br />
2. My EASY button.  (Please don't ask...  I got it at Stapels.)<br />
3. Me music.  It's rare to ever see me without white wires coming out of my head.<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:<br />
1. Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
2. Ministry<br />
3. System of a Down<br />
<br />
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:<br />
1. People bowling<br />
2. Doodling things<br />
3. Scaring those around you, whilst having a good laugh.<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:<br />
1. "Shut Me Up"-  Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
2. "N.W.O." Ministry<br />
3. "Attak/Reload" KMFDM<br />
<br />
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:<br />
1. Stay on my feet for a whole passing period<br />
2. Not eat Chicken and Fries for lunch at school<br />
3. Beat Ninja Gaiden<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:<br />
1. Still not sending TITLE to SLG<br />
2. Not having a camera for the whole "shopping cart/shovel joust"<br />
3. Getting owned by an 8 year old in Battle Tubing<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:<br />
1. An intellegent conversation once in a while<br />
2. Someone who doesn't care about other's opinions too much<br />
3. For the other person to not be a douchebag.<br />
<br />
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:<br />
1. TITLE: A COMIC ABOUT SOMETHING<br />
2. An easy kill with a sniper rifle<br />
3. THE LIGHT BULB!<br />
<br />
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):<br />
1. I need to use the restroom<br />
2. I wish that cartooning was taken more seriously<br />
3. I've killed a man with his own pants<br />
<br />
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:<br />
1. Body<br />
2. Is there anything else really physical..?<br />
3. <br />
<br />
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:<br />
1. Personality<br />
2. Sense of humor<br />
3. Not douchebag-ness<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:<br />
1. Front flip<br />
2. Eat fish  (Just don't like em)<br />
3. Find things on my desk<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:<br />
1. Pokemon...<br />
2. California<br />
3. umm...  My Mario sweatshirt.  That thing was the best...<br />
<br />
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:<br />
1. A new computer...<br />
2. A Star of Chaos neckchain<br />
3. A sack of tools.  (?)<br />
<br />
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:<br />
1. I just don't care about what people think...<br />
2. I read really strange things<br />
3. Chaos warped me so...<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:<br />
1. Drawing daemons, robots, aliens, or toasters converted into Dreadnoughts.<br />
2. Roleplaying. <br />
3. Real-life Mortal Kombat, minus the whole head-punching-off thing.<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:<br />
1. Push the EASY button.  (HA!  I did!)<br />
2. Eat a coin<br />
3. Get THE BOOK, VOLUME 10 back...<br />
<br />
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:<br />
1. Comic artist<br />
2. Concept artist<br />
3. Evil scientist<br />
<br />
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:<br />
1. Zee moon<br />
2. uhh...  zee moon..?<br />
3. OH!  ZEE MOON!<br />
<br />
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:<br />
1. The Man in the White Suit (He's my character...)<br />
2. Leon (He's mine too..)<br />
3. Capitan McSassypants and Yebi (Those were made for me...)<br />
<br />
THREE BOYS NAMES:<br />
1. Derek<br />
2. Marty<br />
3. Poonchy<br />
<br />
THREE GIRL'S NAMES:<br />
1. Carlee<br />
2. uh...  hmm...  Poonchy?<br />
3. Bob...<br />
<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE... ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  TITLE Contest!  READ IT!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10413675/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:15:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YES!  You're eyes are NOT decieving you! (unless you read something other than "AAARGH!!!  TITLE Contest!  READ IT!")<br />
<br />
But yes, I had an idea to do this a while ago, and now seemed like a good time to do it.  And now, I explain.<br />
<br />
In a world like that in TITLE, where past events have little or no lasting effect on those events in the future, ANYTHING can happen, and ANYTHING can come of it.  Really.  I mean it.  SO, in order to honor this screwed up world, and to allow myself a break from more TITLE, I am tasking YOU people with drawing page 11 of TITLE.  When all the people that want to enter are done, then I will pick my favorite, possibly re-make it, and continue off of that.<br />
<br />
Don't worry about it looking EXACTALLY like my stuff, and don't worry about the shading being awesome, or the characters being perfect, or the story being stupid.  I just want to see what YOU would do next in TITLE.<br />
<br />
Now, for the minimal amount of rules.<br />
<br />
1:  Your page has to start where 10 left off.<br />
2:  It's only supposed to be one page.<br />
3:  If you plan on entering, leave either a note, or a comment on this journal telling me so.<br />
<br />
AND THAT'S IT!  Anything else is fair game!<br />
<br />
Although, I would prefer it if you didn't kill the Man in the White Suit, or destroy the palace city that the story takes place in.<br />
<br />
But, like I said, anything else is fine!<br />
<br />
KNOW THIS THOUGH!  I'm totally fine with you guys adding your characters into the story.  BUT, if you do, and you win, then chances are that I will continue to use your character throughout the story.<br />
<br />
So, yeah.  Just continue from where page 10 left off, and I can't wait to see what comes out of it!<br />
<br />
G.R.<br />
<br />
++EDIT!++<br />
<br />
DEADLINE HAS NOW BEEN RE-SET!<br />
<br />
Because more people want to try... and only two have finished...<br />
<br />
So, be done by <b>NOVEMBER 25TH!</b>  Again, November 25th.  That's zee cutoff date.  BE DONE BY THEN PLEASE.<br />
<br />
<br />
G.R.<br />
<br />
<b><u>++ZEE ENTRIES!</u></b><br />
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<a href="http://x-smiley-x.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/x/_/x-smiley-x.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="x-smiley-x" /></a> :<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43128837/">[link]</a><br />
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                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Portfolio day</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10326624/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 14:48:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I survived portfolio day!<br />
<br />
It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, actually.  Got there early enough to miss the insane crowdedness, and left also before it started.  I only got to talk to two colleges, (the only two that offered a major in cartooning), and they were both very positive.  In fact, I didn't get ANY negative comments all day (which suprises me greatly).  The represenative from the School of Visual Arts in New York liked my stuff a whole lot.  Suggested making a model of my characters to help with prespectives and different views when making TITLE (which he also liked).  The other guy from the Minneapolis School of Art and Design ALSO liked TITLE, and really liked the Legion of Darkness drawing I brought with me.  Said he liked the pen work in the Daemon Prince, and thought my Tyranid Creation was pretty funny after I told him when I drew it.  (waiting for a burger...  All right...)  Both of them told me to check out their summer programs (which is a sign that they like me), so chances are that I'm going to spending a month or so in a climate much colder than my current one this summer.<br />
<br />
So yeah.  That's that.<br />
<br />
IN OTHER NEWS:  I've been very lazy latley.  VERY LAZY.  Nothing new on TITLE since the newest update.  Gonna start penciling page 8 tomorrow, and shading page 7 after that.  Other than that, should have something colored soon, as well as a picture of a Chaos Lord.<br />
<br />
I'm hungry...<br />
<br />
<br />
<b><u>THE ALMIGHTY TO-DO-LIST!</u></b><br />
1:  Don't be a lazyass<br />
2:  Work on TITLE<br />
3:  Finish LORD FAIN<br />
4:  Update iPod  (Gotta do that sooner or later...)<br />
5:  Color Ekks<br />
6:  Fanart of Half Life's G MAN<br />
7:  Get subscription<br />
<br />
<b><u>COMING SOON!</u></b><br />
1:  TITLE: page 7<br />
2:  The G Man<br />
3:  Lord Fain<br />
4:  Ekks<br />
<br />
<b><u>QUOTE OF THE DAY!</u></b><br />
<i>The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world...</i>--THE G MAN: Half Life 2<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  erm...  aaargh..?</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10297918/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:16:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BLARGH.<br />
<br />
Things are lame now...<br />
<br />
I have to go to this big art portfolio day thing at some random place on saturday.  I don't like going to art shows where I have things in them.  I hate all the people there.  There's so many of them...  And they never seem to want to talk about art.  It's either non-constructive critisim, or gawking.  I hate both.  In fact, I'm not a fan of any critisim really.  I don't like being corrected...<br />
<br />
Anywho, my art teacher (Who, VERY suprisingly, is an avid TITLE fan) wanted me to do this.  Normally I would mention it to my parents, and hope they forgot.  This time, the art teacher called them up, and requested that I go to this...<br />
<br />
It's so colleges can seek out talented peoples, but I still don't really want to go.  Not my cup of tea.<br />
<br />
I don't even like tea in the first place...  Iced or otherwise.<br />
<br />
I wonder if they'll want me to bring my Warhammer 40,000 models with me too...<br />
<br />
Anyhow, expect minimal presence from G.R. on Saturday.  May have the next page of TITLE up this weekend, but that's just a guess.  I might not, and I might even get two up.  I like updating often...  Sucks for the people who stay off for a week or so though.  They get back, and they're all like, AAARGH!!!  I HAVE 16 PAGES OF A COMIC TO READ!<br />
<br />
That'd be funny to see...<br />
<br />
IN OTHER NEWS:  HORUS HERESY: Galaxy in Flames comes out in two hours.  I WANT.  Oh, how I loved the first two books.  I even got someone who I've never even met hooked on those thingies.  So much sci-fi things...  and so much detail in everything...<br />
<br />
It's enough to make one's head be forcibally sucked into their body, and clog up their chest.<br />
<br />
I haven't torn a page off my page-a-day calander since September 14.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b><u>THE ALMIGHTY TO-DO LIST!</u></b><br />
1:  Draw more things<br />
<br />
<b><u>COMING SOON</u></b><br />
1:  TACAS page 6<br />
2:  Lord Fain<br />
3:  TITLE cast (as of now)<br />
<br />
<b><u>QUOTE OF THE DAY</u></b><br />
<i>I am mad now.</i>--G.R.<br />
<br />
<br />
Yours falsly,<br />
-=LORD SLAPPY=-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  Tagged. . .</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10272910/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:31:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dammit...<br />
<br />
1. Do you like animals?<br />
Some of em...<br />
<br />
2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?<br />
No... not really...<br />
<br />
3. Are you athletic?<br />
Pfft...  Opening the microwave is a challenge for me.<br />
<br />
4. Are you: thin, fat, athletically built etc:<br />
Thin.  Very suprisingly, actually.  I don't work out, OR eat anything remotley heathy.<br />
<br />
5. How much do you weigh?<br />
Lots and lots of pieces of paper.<br />
<br />
6. What's your height?<br />
5'11"<br />
<br />
7. Shoe size?<br />
And this matters...  why?<br />
<br />
8. Girls- are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?<br />
--<br />
<br />
9. Guys- Are you girly, or guyish?<br />
Alien.  Completely alien.<br />
<br />
10. How old are you?<br />
Sixteen.<br />
<br />
11. When's your birthday?<br />
September 12th.<br />
<br />
12. Do you like to receive giftart?<br />
Oh yes...  Makes me all warm inside. <br />
<br />
13. Are you sociable?<br />
pfft.<br />
<br />
14. Do you have many friends?<br />
Suppose so.  Just wish I knew half of their names...<br />
<br />
15. What's your race?<br />
Daemon<br />
<br />
16. Do you like to talk on the phone?<br />
Bah...  Nobody ever calls me...<br />
<br />
17. Are you single or taken?<br />
Single.<br />
<br />
18. Do you eat meat?<br />
Chicken every day.  CHICKEN!<br />
<br />
19. Are you paranoid<br />
Maybe..<br />
<br />
20. Do you read a lot?<br />
Whenever there's sci-fi fight scenes to be read about!<br />
<br />
21. Do you listen to music, what kind?<br />
Rock, Metal, Electronic, and Industrial, preferably Industrial.  Although, nearly anything is ok with me, save Rap or Hip-hop.<br />
<br />
22. Do you play any instruments?<br />
I am the drummer boy.<br />
<br />
23. How long have you been drawing?<br />
Since I bought Pokemon Red version.  (Must draw the little creatures...)<br />
<br />
24.Whats the meaning of life?<br />
Claim souls for the Dark Gods!  FOR CHAOS!<br />
<br />
I tag...<br />
<br />
The first two people to read this.  Some one will, I KNOW IT!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  TITLE: A COMIC ABOUT SOMETHING info</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10245564/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:51:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ JEEZUS CHRIST!<br />
<br />
I didn't think that you guys would like TACAS so much...<br />
<br />
Well, the recent surge of positive comments has made me want to keep this going for longer than I had originally planned.<br />
<br />
SO, I will just explain the technical whatchamacallits of TITLE for you, because I am bored.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b><u>ORIGIN:</u></b><br />
One day, long long ago (last week), I was just just sitting, bored as anyone could imagine, listening to people give, for the most part, uninteresting speeches about their goals.  SO, I started drawing a comic, not sure what I was even going to draw about.  BOOM.  TITLE is created.<br />
<br />
<b><u>TECHNICAL CRAP!</u></b><br />
Nothing is digitally altered or changed in any way.  EVERYTHING is used by tradotinal methods.  Just pencils, pens, and those darn nifty 6 shades of Gray pens.<br />
<br />
<b><u>CHARACTERS!</u></b><br />
(At this current moment in time)<br />
THE MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT<br />
BLOODTHIRSTY GNOMES<br />
TOWNSPEOPLE<br />
<br />
(many many many many many more coming)<br />
<br />
<b><u>UPDATED</u></b><br />
Whenever I get a page done...  I AM UNORGINIZED.<br />
<br />
<br />
Also...  Since this comic has no plot direction what-so-ever, I'm totally OK with suggestions of what to happen, or things/ characters that you'd like to see.  I don't care who or what it is.  I'll probably use anything that isn't really stupid.<br />
<br />
<br />
THE ALMIGHTY TO DO LIST!<br />
1:  Pencil TACAS pg 5<br />
2:  Scan TACAS pg 3<br />
3:  Shade TACAS pg 4<br />
4:  Curse untill Galaxy in flames comes out<br />
<br />
COMING SOON!<br />
1:  TACAS pg 3<br />
2:  Blight and Sketch<br />
3:  Ekks<br />
<br />
QUOTE OF THE DAY!<br />
<i>OH MY GOD!  THE TRENCH GUN SQUEAKS?!!?  This is MY kind of weapon...</i>-- G.R. (refering to Call of Duty 2)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Yours Falsly,<br />
-=LORD SLAPPY=-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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                <title>AAARGH!!!  BLOODY CURSES!</title>
                <link>http://LordSlappy.deviantart.com/journal/10215962/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:29:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!  HOW?!?!<br />
<br />
Assigned with a utterly DETESTABLE art project, I decide to rebel, and try and make the things I was drawing as stupid as I possibly could, trying to encourage the art teacher to allow me to draw what I wanted.  And these people looked STUPID.  I mean REALLY STUPID.  I thought I was going to get chewed to pieces for turning in the assignment.  What happens?  The teacher LOVES THEM.<br />
<br />
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!!  I was told to draw an elderly person, a child, and an adult.  I drew a child that looked like he just got hit by a truck, a guy from the matrix with a fro, and Granpa Hatey from Squee...<br />
<br />
I'm PISSED now...<br />
<br />
In other news, COMIC COMIN' SOON.  Nothing long and everlasting (unless I feel like continuing it).  Probably five pages, and most likley all at once.  It's really dumb too.<br />
<br />
<br />
THE ALMIGHTY TO DO LIST<br />
1:  Finish comic<br />
2:  Finish Sketch<br />
3:  Scan and color secret stuff<br />
4:  Get new eraser<br />
<br />
COMING SOON<br />
1:  Sketch<br />
2:  TITLE:  A Comic About Something<br />
3:  Blight and Sketch<br />
<br />
QUOTE OF THE DAY<br />
Teacher:  Well, Gray.  What would you say has been the hardest expirence of your life.<br />
<br />
G.R.:  Well, I'd have to say...  Beating Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory on the hardest difficulty level.  That was pretty tough.<br />
<br />
<br />
Your's falsly<br />
-=LORD SLAPPY=-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~LordSlappy</author>
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