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120 stupidist things.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 11

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 14

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 19

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 20

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (asshole stole my wallet, I ran him down, and took it back by force)
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 24

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention (I met a kid who had an import DBZ Game for the Playstation while in detention. The friendship lasted a year, then he moved, I think.)
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 27

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 28

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 31

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 34

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 38

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 41

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 45

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (fell down every time)
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 48

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 48

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (all three)
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 49

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about.
SO FAR: 51

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared Too Watch Scary Movies Alone (Scream scared the bejeezus out of me years ago)
SO FAR: 54

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 56

Level 25
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 60

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish... ]]> ~LordSlappyDraconis http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/28663802/ http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/28663802/ Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:33:11 PST

1.) How long have you been playing video games?

Twenty years, since I was four. It started with an Atari(which my parents were obsessed with), then the NES(I watched my uncle conquer Super Mario Bros. 3. It was glorious.) and went from there.

2.) Who are your favorite VG publishers/creators?

Capcom, Nintendo, SquareEnix, Game Arts, Ubi Soft, Namco, Retro, Atari, Sega, etc.

3.) What was your very first video game you ever played?

Pitfall.

4.) What game consoles do you currently own?
SNES, PS1, PS2, Gamecube, GBA, DS, Wii, Dreamcast, Sega Genesis, Two NES's and I have a game gear lying around somewhere..

5.) What video games do you have for them?

SNES: Chrono Trigger, Megaman 7, Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past, Megaman X and Super Ghouls and Ghosts.

PS1: Final Fantasy VII('twas a gift and I eventually learned to hate the characters and story. Materia system was neat, though.), Final Fantasy VIII(meh.), Final Fantasy IX(Yay!), Final Fantasy Tatics, Eternal Eyes, Dragon Warrior VII, Star Ocean: The Second Story, Yu-Gi-Oh: Forbidden Memories, GTA 2, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone(ugh.), Monster Rancher 2 and Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko.

Gamecube: Poke'Mon Coloseum with Jirrachi disk, Poke'Mon XD: Gale of Darkness, Luigi's Mansion, Super Mario Sunshine, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Megaman Anniversary Collection, Megaman X Colloection, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, Sonic Mega Collection, Sonic Gems Collection, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Shadow the Hedgehog, Phantasy Star Online Episode 1&2 Plus, Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition, Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, Legend of Zelda: Windwaker, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Super Smash Bros. Melee.

PS2: Final Fantasy X, Grandia II, Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, Tales of Legendia, Inuyasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask, Full Metal Alchemist and the Broken Angel, Dragon Quest VIII, Wild Arms 3, Dark Cloud, Dark Cloud 2, Megaman X7, Megaman X8, Megaman X Command Mission, GTA 3, GTA: San Andreas, DragonBall Z Budokai, DragonBall Z Budokai 2, DragonBall Z Budokai Tenkaichiand DragonBall Z Sagas.

Wii: Super Mario Galaxy, Poke'Mon Battle Revolution, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Ghostbusters: The Video Game, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, DragonBall Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2 and DragonBall Budokai Tenkaichi 3.

VC and WiiWare: Bomberman Blast, Breath of Fire II, Final Fantasy IV: The After Years, Donkey Kong Country, Paper Mario, Kirby 64, My Pokemon Ranch, Super Metroid, Super Mario RPG, Secret of Mana, Megaman 9, Kirby's Dreamland 3 and Super Contra.

Game Boy and Game Boy Color: Poke'Mon Yellow and Poke'Mon TCG

Game Boy Advance: NO. TOO MANY TO NAME.

DS: Megaman StarForce Leo, Megaman StarForce ZerkerxSaurian, Megaman ZX, Megaman ZX Advent, Dragon Quest IV, Dragon Quest V, Chrono Trigger, Children of Mana, Final Fantasy III, Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, DragonBall Origins, Sonic Rush, Sonic Rush Adventure, Kirby Squeak Squad, Kirby Super Star Ultra, Poke'Mon Diamond, Poke'Mon Pearl, Poke'Mon Platinum, Poke'Mon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team, Poke'Mon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness, Poke'Mon Ranger, Mario & Luigi: Partner's in Time, New Super Mario Bros., Digimon World DS, Digimon World Dawn, Digimon World Championship and The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass.


NES: Too many to name.

Genesis: Buried somewhere in my closet, can't name off the top of my head.

Dreamcast: Sonic Adventure 2, Evolution: World of the Sacred Device and Evolution 2: Far off Promise.

6.) What VG consoles do you want that you don't yet have?
XBox 360 Elite and a PSP(not the failure known as the Go, the last model that used UMDs). I've got an itch to play Street Fighter IV, and some other 360 titles, and the PSP has some RPG's I want to play.

7.) Are there any VG's that you are dying to get that you don't yet have?

Quite a few, which is why I won't list them all.

8.) Are there any VG consoles or games you will not lay a finger on? Why?
PS3, the crap system. There is only one game that interests me(the new Ratchet and Clank) and it's not worth buying a PS3 over. Also, I will never play a sports game unless it's something like Mario Golf/Soccer/Baseball.

9.) Should Jack Thompson shut up about video games being evil and vile?

Yes. He should also go die in a fire.

10.) Any last words about VG's?

People across the world have been brought together through videogames. Hopefully in a couple of centuries, any int... ]]> ~LordSlappyDraconis http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/28560668/ http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/28560668/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:56:27 PST

1, What Colour Is Your Toothbrush?
Blue and white.

2, Name One Person That Made You Smile Today?
Nobody.

3, What Were You Doing At 8 Am This Morning?
Sleeping.

4, What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago?
Watching Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

5, What Is Your Favourite Candy?
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. The most perfect candy in the world.

6.Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.

7, What Is The Last Thing You Said Aloud?
Fuck, in response to getting my ass handed to me in a fighting game beacause I got cocky.

8, What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavour?
Cookie Dough.

9, What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink?
Water.

10, What Is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sleeping?
2-3 Days. I tried to make it longer, but my body wouldn't let me. I'm told I was carried to my bed.

11, Have You Ever Made A Promise You Swore To Keep?
Yep.

12, Have You Bought Any New Clothing Items This Week?
No.

13, The Last Sporting Event You Watched?
A few minutes of a Cardinals game. I'm not big on sports.

15, Who Is The Last Person You Sent A Message To On DeviantART?
I don't think I've ever sent a message on DA.

16, Ever Go Camping?
Years ago.

17, Take vitamins daily?
No.

18, Do You Go To Church Every Sunday?
Hell no.

19, Do You Have A Tan?
I take after my mom and only get burnt, not tan.

20, Do You Like Chinese Food Over Pizza?
Ask me that when I'm wolfing down a large Imo's pizza.

21, Do You Drink Your Soda With A Straw?
If it's from a fast food place, yes. If not, no.

22, Who are you currently talking to on MSN?
No one.

23, What Are You Doing Tomorrow?
Recording the next batch of videos in a Let's Play series to post on Youtube, watching TV, and Playing video games.

25, Look To Your Left, What Do You See?
A TV tray with three glasses and a plate with a glob of ketchup on it, a fan, a dog bed with a dog in it and my closet door.

26, What Colour Is Your Watch?
Silver. It's a pocket watch.

28, What colour is your birthstone?
Red, Garnet is my birthstone. If only I could gain the power to summon Bahamut from it. Lol, Final Fantasy joke.

29, Do You Go In At A Fast Food Place Or Just Hit The Drive Thru?
Drive Thru. I hate most people.

30, What Is Your Favorite Number?
Uh, eight?

31, Who's The Last Person You Talked To On The Phone?
My dad.

32, What Did You Do Today?
Got up at 1:30 P.M., ate some microwave burritos, watched TV, made some brownies, hit the nets, played DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 2 and watched some more TV.

34, Biggest Annoyance In Your Life Right Now?
Family, also not having a job.

35, Last Song Listened To?
One of the many variations/remixes of the Lupin the Third theme.

36, Can You Say The Alphabet Backwards?
Yes, albeit slowly.

37, Do You Have A Maid Service Clean Your House?
No.

38, Favourite Pair Of Shoes/Boots You Wear All The Time?
I don't have a favorite.

39, Are You Jealous Of Anyone?
People with enough money to buy anything they want without worrying about a budget.

40, Is Anyone Jealous Of You?
I have no idea, who would be jealous of me?

41. Do you love anyone?
Platonic family love only.

42, Do Any Of Your Friends have Children?
Yep.

43, What Do You Usually Do During The Day?
Laze about, wishing for something to happen because everytime I try to make something happen, it results in me being denied, and getting pissed off for even making an effort.

44, Do You Hate Anyone That You Know Right Now?
Quite a few people, mostly family.

45, Do You Use The Word 'hello' Daily?
Nope.

47, Do You Like Cats?
I willingly call a cat I knew for nineteen years(since I was one year old) 'best friend'. Of course I like cats.

48, Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
Yep.

49, Where did you get your worst scar from?
Don't really have any horrible scars.

51, Last Cd Played?
Some Korn CD like ten years ago. Ugh, remembering it gives me a headache.

52, Last Bubble Bath?
When I was six.

53, Last Time You Cried?
Don't Remember.

54, Last Meal?
French Fries.

59, Have You Ever Slept Until 1pm?
I've slept until 6 P.M. quite a few times.

60, Have You Ever Been Drunk And Threw Up?
Yep.

61. L... ]]> ~LordSlappyDraconis http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/27135521/ http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/27135521/ Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:49:43 PDT
I have taken steps to ensure that I will be my own bestest friend ever. I have purchased this:

[link]

Yes, I scanned the box. That is an example of what Lupin the Third does to me. I'm surprised I even took the time to scan that, and get online when I have only watched one of five of the DVDs. Well, to be honest, I got online to browse Amazon for more Lupin goodies. ...I have decided to start a collection. Movies, Music, Action Figures, a pin set and anything else I can't resist. I'm even considering buying the one PS2 game that was released outside of Japan.

...Who the hell am I kidding, I'm definitely gonna buy it.

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buy me this: [link]


































...No really, buy it for me.


















...Please?















...Don't make me beg.













That's what I would say if I was willing to reduce myself to dirt for a bunch of DVDs...spectacular, magnificent, enticing DVDs. They sing such a lovely siren song. It's simply beautiful. They are calling my name and I'm broke. I'm gonna go sulk now.

Oh, I've been back for a couple of weeks, move went fine, etc. Back to sulking.

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Let's start off with me not having a job. I have been jobless for a while now, and surving on money earned through menial labor such as cutting grass, washing cars, anything that requires light lifting, and other such duties is not an easy feat. Sharing the rent, utilities, and grocery bills with my parents helps, but not by much. On the subject of parents, moving back in with them was an easy choice, but my good intentions of helping to keep an eye on my step mother so she doesn't slip into another bout of diabetic shock have come back to bite me square on the ass. A full size bed, night stand, decent sized television, computer desk with computer, and a stand housing my game systems and other devices being crammed into a small room does not leave much space for me. My desk chair accomodates me while on the computer, and watching TV/playing games since my mattress has begun to cave in from being sat on so much. I can sit in the living room, but the metal working plant across the street messes with my asthma, not to mention that I get the feeling that my stepmother is trying to will me back into my room. I just hate it when it feels like someone in the room wants you to leave but won't outright say it. Funny, I offer to share a place with them, and they get the living room, bathroom and dining room, we share the kitchen, the basment's used for storage, and I'm shoved into a small room with all of my shit.

Now they want to move to Illinois because my stepmother wants to be closer to her screw up grand daughter who went and got knocked up, and personally, I don't like her and do not want to see her every other damned day. I also think she got in way over her head, and may try to con us into taking care of her kid, leave it on our doorstep, or someone else's, or maybe she'll be smart for once and put it up for adoption when the fact that for the next eighteen years, she'll have virtually no life hits her. Oh, did I mention that one of the houses we've looked at has a higher rent and the bedrooms are roughly the same size? The only thing it has over our current residence is hardwood flooring and a bigger, nicer kitchen. I even searched the web for affordable houses in St. Louis, but becoming even poorer is apparently only a miniscule price to pay for being closer to the screw up grand daughter whom I hate and could care less if anything happened to her.

The only saving grace about this summer was my step sister(screw up's mom, which is hard to believe) and her boyfriend working to get stepmom's old pool running again(They live in her old house). I am a swimmer. I'm not pro material, but I enjoy it and if I ever owned an indoor pool, I'd attempt to live in it. However, moving out of state means less swim time, and that'll just lead to me being pissed now that I've already been swimming a few times. Public pools are out the question for obvious reasons, plus I'm slowly starting to hate the human race again.

I forsee myself ghosting the web, uploading videos to Youtube(I actually enjoy doing that), and if I'm not trying to will myself into a Beverly Hills mansion, or a nice place in one of New York's good neighborhoods, or just don't feel like doing anything, I may show up on MSN or a forum or two.

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I would go on, but I doubt anyone wants to see a long ass sentence comprised of nothing but profanities. Although, I may blow off some steam with a vocal recording of nothing but profanities. I'll let you all know if I do.

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Well, obviously SE is back to not giving a flying fuck about the Chrono series fans which is a shame because after ten years of giving us nothing but a DS port with a few new areas, some script changes, and a Poke'Mon/Digimon/Monster Rancher type battle arena, they issued a cease and desist against ROM hacks being used to make fangames. It started with the beautifuly redered 3D remake of Trigger and it has finally made it's way to the 2D projects, like Crimson Echoes. Obviously, we're only worthy of a retooled port after ten years of waiting for another epic. Ten long years of anticipation, and the whole "Chrono Break" thing was just fucking mean. Seriously, a new Chrono title is leaked and then never sees the light of day after so many people got their hopes up?! Now you want to stifle the non-profit fan projects that would increase...interest...

...Oh, I get it. If Chrono Break is any indication nothing Chrono related is headed our way for quite a while, perhaps never again. God forbid SE stops churning out Final Fantasy after Final Fantasy long enough to show the Chrono fans they still give a shit. "Hey, this androgynous boy has to save the world and maybe fall in love while doing so!" "Oh shit, that's brilliant! Let's roll with it, and make twelve more games like it, only with a different story and a few similarities between them. While we're doing that, let's plan multiple spin-offs based around the same basic concept, maybe with a different battle system or style of play depending on how people react."

SE: Making dick moves ever since Chrono Trigger Ressurection was axed due to paranoid delusions that it was going to be used for profit and not just to appease the fans they've been spitting on since the Chrono Break(Brake) trademark was registered in 2001 and left floating around for eight years. Yeah, like you jerks are gonna get around to actually using the damned thing instead of teasing the fans and squashing their efforts to appease other fans with a non-profit fangame. What next, gonna go after the fan artists, fanfic writers, flash animators who parody and tribute your work, and the music remixers? Well, you do have the money for pointless lawsuits what with milking the damned Final Fantasy cash cow. A sign of things to come, gaming is now a casual thing and instead of giving two shits about what the fans who have been here for more than ten goddamned years want, it's now about what the fucking Wii Fit playing, everyday person who treated gamers like shit in junior high and high school want. Apparently, they want more repetitive Final Fantasy stories. My parents are actual gamers compared those casual wannabes!

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I am immensely pleased with the way things have been going lately and with a few plans I have for the near future. The only thing that isn't going my way is a job search, what with economy and all. Still, I'm actually hopeful that I will eventually have a steady job where I won't be screwed over.

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Oddly enough, that's only part of the reason I'm happy. Things are looking up. I've got something in the works that may result in some content showing up in my gallery sometime in the future, got a microphone today and I'm geeking out about it and for once my good mood hasn't been crushed by stupidity or drama.

]]> ~LordSlappyDraconis http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/21945658/ http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/21945658/ Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:08:08 PST
But, I do have something to post about. Three words: Chrono Trigger DS. I have it, and I'm currently in the midst of conquering the new Dimensional Vortex dungeons. So far, I've been pleased with the re-translantion. It's closer to the original Japanese script, but it's still americanized. I'm kind of on the fence with how Frog seems to have only lost his accent while retaining his americanized personality. On one hand, I've always liked Frog being portrayed as a polite, courteous, somewhat proper knight. On the other hand, I would have enjoyed seeing him call Magus a "pale faced bastard", or Ayla an idiot. I guess the noble knight verision is still a fan favorite.

One change I absolutely hate is Jonny being "bro" instead of "THE MAN". Jonny is, and always will be THE MAN, dammit!

Translations aside, I'm enjoying the extra content, especially the new dungeons and enemies(I don't care if they're pallete swaps or recolors. If they weren't in the SNES version, they're brand new to me). I think I may actually go for all thirteen endings. That means multiple playthroughs, but I've played through the SNES version at least 25-30 times so it shouldn't be too hard. Considering that at least five of those playthroughs were just equipment runs to obtain the best possible armor and weapons for everyone, and the rest were just to play with a different party, use different strategies, get three perfect records, and just for fun, I feel pretty confident about completely conquering the game this time around.

Hell, I may play through Chrono Cross when I'm done with CT DS just so I can hurt my brain contemplating the whole Chrono continuity.

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I've put a lot of thought into this, and I'm not to fond of postponing this comic I've mentioned multiple times, but keeping my cable, phone service, internet, home, being able to afford food, and the occasional video game that helps me stay sane for a while longer is more important than starting a photocomic. If I could find a job where I'm not the fucking fall guy for whoever I'm working for, things might be different, but that's not going to happen. I'm much more useful to the world as it's fucking bitch.

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I can't seem to access anything on DD, or log in at the moment, so any little doodles, or any other crap I was gonna upload until I got a camera will be posted here. At least I'm finally getting some use out of this account.
Although, the little mood system doesn't seem to be working for me. I get a big red X, and when I click on it, none of those neat little smileys shows up, only blank space, and the 'more' button. I really hpoe my PC isn't crapping out on me. This one has been more reliable than my old one, and I can't afford a new one.

EDIT: I blow things way out of proportion, and should be slapped for doing so. Still, everything I create is going to go up here as backup, incase DD explodes, or something. I'm also glad to see that my crappy doodle and sprite with text got a chuckle out of someone. I'm still reeling from the shock of it, but that's just me.

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Yeah, I got impatient, and doomed myself to at least three months of crappy doodles, or nothing at all. Crappy doodles it is! I may upload a few here, I may not, I haven't thought of anything past the whole "I think the duck fetish was weird", and if I did, it'd most likely look like a steaming pile of fresh turd. I guess it couldn't hurt to upload it here. I might actually get around to doing one of those art memes that has been floating around, too.

]]> ~LordSlappyDraconis http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/20511777/ http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/20511777/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:00:43 PDT
...Yeah, that didn't happen. An hour after I redirected the cops to the real problem, it came over with it's son, and threatened me. That's the last straw. I'm done being on the recieving end. It's time I stopped defending myself, and started attacking. I've already enlisted the help of some friends, and one of them, I'm not saying who, assured me that her lawn would be full of tire trenches by tomorrow afternoon. The others are going to keep an eye on the little bastard, and alert me if he heads my way. I'm going to post fliers around the neighborhood that will alert everyone to her son's multiple attempts to sell pills to their kids. If the little bastard somehow makes it to my door, I have a new aluminum bat, and my trusty shovel right next to my chair.

]]> ~LordSlappyDraconis http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/20482282/ http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/20482282/ Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:53:30 PDT
At three thirty in the morning, a mere hour ago, I chased the brainless little dipshit down, and beat him sensless. I stopped when he passed out from the pain. I dragged his ass home, delivered him to a speechless blob of trailer trash, which happened to be his mother. I left, with a warning: If that inbred bastard child ever annoys me again, I will make sure he can never walk again. I think I was a bit more hostile when I warned her, because it sounded like I said I would crush his legs with a sledgehammer.

Tommorow, I'm going to get a visit from the police, and then the little shit will annoy me again, and that's when I crack him upside the head with a shovel. He want's a war, he's got it.

]]> ~LordSlappyDraconis http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/20448497/ http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/20448497/ Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:58:34 PDT
So, there was this little asshole who used to start shit with me for no reason. It finally got to the point where he snuck into my fucking house, after spewing death threats earlier. Long story short, he was arrested. I was at peace, and finally managed to get some Wii points. It was a happy time for me.

That didn't last. The little asshole got bailed out by mommy, and has taken to driving me fucking insane. Above, I mentioned the problem becoming massive, if you will, imagine the scene in any Power Rangers episode where the villian becomes Godzilla sized. That's a perfect analogy of what is going on.

It wouldn't be so bad if I could beat the shit out of the little punk, but I can't. His trailer trash ogre of a mother gathered her inbred relatives, and now it's like, ten against one.

I've done everything I can to keep myself calm. I've been listening to my favorite music, posting on forums in an attempt to keep busy, and playing some Virtual Console, but the asshole just doesn't quit.

I wanna kill him. Seriously, I want to grab my shovel, and pummel him with it until there's nothing but a chunky mass of organs, bone, and blood. but no, I can't, because it'd be wrong, and I couldn't get away with something like that.

If I don't go insane within a week, then it'll be a miracle.

]]> ~LordSlappyDraconis http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/20148355/ http://LordSlappyDraconis.deviantart.com/journal/20148355/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:53:49 PDT
I am relieved it's not an art meme.

- 1. Post these rules.
- 2. Each tagged person must list 8 things about themselves.
- 3. At the end you have to choose 8 people and tag them and display their icons in your journal.
- 4. Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them.
- 5. NO TAG BACKS!

1. I tend to delve really deep into whatever fandom I'm most interested in. I'm pretty sure I've crossed the fanboy line a few times.
2. Case in point: I've been on quite a Lupin the Third kick for the past couple of months. I've envisioned a fan character, multiple changes that he'd go through over time, and multiple scenarios he'd be a part of.
3. If milk was an alcolholic beverage, I'd be drunk 24/7. Instead, I only drink enough to be incoherent once or twice every few weeks, depending on what the world has thrown at me.
4. A few years ago, I was preaching sobriety. Yeah, I turned into a hypocrite.
5. I can't hold a job for more than a couple of weeks because I have a short fuse with idiots, and I won't be a patsy for my current boss.
6. My first anime was DBZ, and it shall always be one of my favorites, even if I do think it was hilarious how each fight dragged on for more than three episodes.
7. I tend to take things too seriously sometimes. I R SERIOUS PERSON.
8. If I could have anything in the world, it would be a ranch full of chihuahuas. I blame my mother for that.

I can tag three people, unless I want to tag a random person, or someone who's been tagged twice already:

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