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                <title>8/16/07 Eight months later...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:50:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm still alive, though I have this splittign headache >.=.<<br />
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Still hanging around FA for those who care to see any of my crap. Still putzing around with photoshop. Still just being meh...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>hey how are ya? well gotta go busybusy!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:40:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ja, class is kicking my ass this block gotta hit them books. Sorry I havn't updated the DA account in forever, past few pieces have been yiffy and DA hates yiff don't ya know? We'll see what I can get up in here soon. Well gotta go, gotta hit them books, gotta get the gameplan, and defeat the dealer that dealt this hand.<br />
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coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee uuurrrrrrrrrrrr......<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>11/12/13?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:19:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Could have sworn it was only 2006; ah well...<br />
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OK, news from the kaiju on the Hudson.<br />
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1. apparently I'm not the only "monster" on or in the Hudson (in because I do have to bath ya know). According to a mural in the town of Poughkeepsie there a river serpent that lives in the river; supposedly a big ass one at that. The mural depicts a creature with a long water wyrmish body and a head that suspiciously looks like thatof a sturgeon. <br />
Sturegon- N. an exceptionally large freshwater fish that produces caviar and is ugly as hell.<br />
Not suprising since this fish species was about as common here in the old old days (pre1980) but this makes me feel a bit red since I'm not the only feared big critter in the region. I MUST HUNT DOWN THIS FISHY AND TAKE IT'S CROWN! >.=.<<br />
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2. Commissions: Becky B (done and on my FA apge) TF is on indefinate hiatus until I figure out who the hell I was to do it for <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." />  Rayteh/Rose is.... getting on it nowish.<br />
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3. I still need to get a life. if anyone sees an ad for a life on the cheap (hell even preowned at this point) notify me at once!<br />
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4. On a completely separate issue I'd debating about how abouts I'm gonna plan my trip to Anthrocon next year. I'm debating whether or not getting a double soon and seeing if I can sell out the other side for anyone else traveling solo. <br />
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Ok, that's the news for now; you may not return to your regular life now.<br />
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Fameous last words: "What's this button do?"<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>slow going</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:09:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just a little note about commishes and thigs I owe people.<br />
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Becky Bovine: 90%<br />
 -Been going balls out on the piece learning my photoshop and making it look as good as I can get it.<br />
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Rayeth/Rose: null<br />
 -on hold for the moment<br />
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Stitch TF: null<br />
 -also on backburner, don't worry it won't burn<br />
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Been busy with the first project for a few weeks now getting in a couple hours a day of putzing around playing with tools and filters, inbetween class and Half-Life2. Will get on the next two within the week, that is depending on how much cramming I need to do for my final this week. <br />
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Words of wisdom?: Fruitbats eat fruit, fruit also means gay, so fruitbats eat gays (skyshadow)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SSDD Revolution</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:57:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OK, just a heads up on my projects and commishes that I owe peoples.<br />
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Becky Bovine: 30% (inking and coloring)<br />
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Rayeth: 5%<br />
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Tieldragon: 0%<br />
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Just to note that all these projects are on my mind and the only real thing keeping me from proceeding is my computer. YES I KNOW, this excuse is more or less a "dog ate my homework" type of BS but this time it really is the laptop. Oooohhh... I love viruses and my quirky verson of photoshopCS. God I swear this is the third time I've had to start from scratch on inking things in photoshop. I'm not sure if there's an aroura of evil techoogy voodoo-make-the-computer-splode thing around me of if there is some higher (possibly a HELL of a lot lower?) force making things complicated for me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Photoshopin</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:52:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright, finally picked up a copy of PSCS just in time for the release fo the new version. Yea, took me long enough to get it... So.... how do I use it? ^.=.^;<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hey 2000, alright</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:17:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OOh! What's this 2003 pageviews? Alright it only took me two years ^.=.^ At this rate I should be up to 5k by 2009... yep... >.=.>;  I've gotta get me some slave fans and other peoples... ]]></description>
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                <title>oh boy here we go again...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:30:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep, just started up my sophmore year of college here at the CIA. And no, it's not central intelligence agency it's culinary insitute of america. There's a major difference between the two. At the one you learn to slit people's throats with you knife while at the other you learn to behead fish. Also, at one you learn how to manipulate the media while at the other you learn the best way to use the meadia to your advantage. Now do you see the differences between the two CIA's? <br />
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Well anyways since I'm back here, for the time being, I'm gonna get going on the art again and we'll see what happens. That is providing I don't lose my hand to a meat grinder; which would just suck total ass. Ok, with that said you may return to your regullary sceduled so called lives.<br />
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Note, I wish I wasa at the other CIA so that I can learn how to drive like James Bond.<br />
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-end transmission- ]]></description>
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                <title>Duetch!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 20:04:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just realized the extent of my little German tangent this past month or so an dhow much it's changed me. I find myself now listening to Rammstein kinda excessivly and spending more and more time researching nazis. *scratches head* Hmm... Wonder what this might mean.... ]]></description>
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                <title>-insert date-: -insert subject/title-</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:54:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -insert body-<br />
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Ok, little somethin somethin for all three of you obsessed fans of the MK. Nothing much to say now other than I'm making time to keep up with other crap I need to get done. It truly is amazing what you can do while multitasking and/or turning the TV off, le gasp <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" />. I like watching tv, but not as much as I find messing around with my new drawing tablet. ^.=.^ Anyways, auf wiedersan till next tim<br />
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Random Theory:<br />
You'll never see a black guy as a professional ninja, they talk too loud, their bling clinks around, and they have annoying ringtones. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>5/4 Can you hear me now?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 17:35:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yes. After two days of hardcore metal induced deafness, blindness, and bliss I feel obliged to comment on the absolute kick ass show I saw the other night here in Phili. Four hours of Temple of Brutality, God Forbid, Hate Eternal, and Chimera was more than worth the $20 I paid to get in. If anyone out there knows that this circus of fun is coming your way get everyone you know, even grandma, and go see this show. Yes, you may go blind and definatly go deaf but it's totally worth it.<br />
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Ok, art... right... nothing right now; too busy slacking off to do anything important like drawing for your entertainment. Besides I'm also trying to learn the bass. <br />
"Wait, did he say he's trying to learn to play bass?" you ask? Why yes ma'm I am. Look out Ozzfest here I come with my mas bass-ieness and pies filles with spikey things. mmm... spikey pie ^.=.^<br />
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Words of wisdom: Clorox does not taste good. <br />
This portion of "Words of wisdom" has been brought to you by Sakana Yama, providing insansity and tacos since god knows when. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>4/11 Phili for dummies</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:45:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Man, when was the last time I updated my journal? If you said 2/5 or feb 5 or even a long ass time then you are correct and will be awarded a cookie or somehting; or not. <br />
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Anyways I've had a slight change in scenery in the past two weeks. I've moved from my brightly lit dorm room at the CIA for a dimly lit dungeon cell at the Philiadelphia Country Club. On one scaley paw I had a great view of the Hudson, on the other I'm making a ton of money. Meh, I'll be back in my old dorm soon enough once I complete my extership at the PCC. So updatewise... I have no updates... and I probably won't be updating for a good while since I'm working +50 hours a week; but here's hoping that I'll get some art time in. <br />
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So, if you live in the Philadelphia area and you see me then take me to your home and feed me or something. Or at least tell me what sights I should be seeing. Anyways, ta-ta, auf wiedersan, goodbye, and whatever else means later and hope I don't get hit by a bus.<br />
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words of wisdom?<br />
If a videogame were to ever be made with Al Capone in it, it would only be a matter of time before n00bs start saying "You got Capwnd!" ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>2/5 Sunday, Sunday, Sundae!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2006 14:14:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Man what I'd do for some ice cream right now with a butt-load of fudge and oreo crumbs right now. <br />
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Well it appears that I got off my bum, or is it sat down on my bum?, and drew something worthwhile. This is the masked version of my evil alter ego; for more info read the notes under both Grendle images. Although it may not seem like it to some I have a pretty rough schedule and bad time management so I'm not sure when my next update would be. Hopefully I can do something this week, buuuut.... no promises. Next weekend is going to be interesting due to the fact I have to hit the sack at 5-ish to wake up for class at 2am. <br />
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Anyways, being that this is superbowl sunday I suppose I should add my two cents. So here goes... ahem...<br />
Kick the other team's ass you one team who is winning... whoever you are.<br />
I honestly have no idea who's playing this year; nor do I really care. >.=.<<br />
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words of wisdom: <br />
In England it is not a good idea to tackle you opponents when playing THEIR football. ]]></description>
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                <title>1/7/06: &lt;insert title here&gt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2006 17:09:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, so it's been about 2 months since I've updated the journal and a little less time since my last upload but I'm here now. Now if you will direct your attention to my newest deviation box you'd see... what's already been there for a while. My latest work is filed under scraps because it's still kinda rough. I want to finish it in photoshop but I don't know how to make it work right now. I really want to finish it and I'll kepp picking at it till either it or I start bleeding. Ok, no more news here get back to your lame lives. ]]></description>
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                <title>100 Question grand prix</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 07:33:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Once again I stole this from AtomicStoney. I think I need to get some kind of help cause I seem to be more or less stalking her.<br />
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100 questions for an artist<br />
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1] What is your pen name?<br />
I have teo pen names, and depending on who you are you will know me either as Grendle or Macrokaiju. Grendle is my origional pen name I used when I made comics and it's stuck to me.<br />
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2] How did you get the name?<br />
I stole the name from Grendel (spelled el no le) from Beowulf cause it sounded cool. And he was a evil alter ego character.<br />
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3] Do you use PC or Mac?<br />
PC, I hate Macs, unless it's a Big Mac. mmmmm.....<br />
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4] What software you use most often?<br />
Netscape, photoshop elements, iTunes, and Windows media veiwer<br />
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5] Do you use mouse, or tablet?<br />
Neither, I use the fingerpad on my laptop. IT SUCKS!!!!!<br />
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6] The color you use most often is?<br />
I like black and just about every color looks good with it<br />
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7] What area of the pictures do you put most effort into?<br />
Um, the character or object in the foreground. I'm lazy and not too good with backgrounds<br />
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8] How long does it take you do draw a picture?<br />
Hours, almost an entire day IF everythign goes right.<br />
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9] Do you keep your rough drafts?<br />
uh, sometimes... usually my ideas come from sketches on my class folders.<br />
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10] What kind of font do you use most often?<br />
I like the KoRnOgRaPhY font but dependingong on the mood I'm going with it change.<br />
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11] What's the dpi when you scan?<br />
Uh... 200? <br />
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12] Do you do anything else when you're drawing pictures?<br />
I multitask/multi-screwoff.<br />
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13] How many pictures do you draw in a month?<br />
You mean like actual deviations or random sketches and shapes? The fisrt one, about 2. The second one, countless.<br />
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14] What kind of paper do you draw your pictures on?<br />
Uh, notebook paper, my class folder, agenda planner, arm, and 2 sketchbooks<br />
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15] What kind of paper do you use for sketches and drafts?<br />
Um, whatever is infront of me. (hey is that a test paper?)<br />
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16] How long does it take to ink something?<br />
uh, a lot less time than it does to draw it; and I usually screw up the pic by doing it. >.<<br />
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17] Do you do doujinshi or original manga?<br />
doujin-a whata? Um, I have no idea!<br />
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18] Do you like doujinshi? Is it fun making it?<br />
If I knew what it was I might like it...<br />
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19] Ever submitted anything to a magazine?<br />
no, but I submitted soem art to the school newspaper. And it was published under someone else's name *snarl*<br />
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20] Did it get published?<br />
*see previous question*<br />
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21] Who are your favorite artists?<br />
Gideon, L.A. Williams, AtomicStoney, Scorch-the-Chao aka teh kitty of doomness, and uh... me?<br />
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22] What's your favourite Anime/Manga?<br />
I prefer manga because I have been dissapointed by much anime and it's culture. I like The Getbackers, and Hellsing mangas but I also like the Gundam Wing and 8th MS team anime.<br />
23] Favourite Character?<br />
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24] Any artists that you'd like to draw like?<br />
um... everyone?<br />
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25] Do you buy books a lot?<br />
Books? what are books? <br />
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26] Did you ever buy a book to inspire you to draw?<br />
I buy manga and how to draw books to learn how to draw.<br />
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27] Any video games you enjoy?<br />
I love the Halo series, Mercinaries, the Timesplitters series, James Bond videogames, and just about anythign with a bunch of explosions. <br />
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28] Any favourite characters from video games?<br />
Daxter, the Eliets from the Halo series, and the monkey from the timesplitters multiplayer. "you have been killed by the monley!"<br />
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29] Do you have a favourite writer?<br />
Um, I guess Michael Chriton and JRR Tolkein (is a nerd for The Hobbit)<br />
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30] Any books you really enjoy?<br />
The Hobbit, Jurassic Park, The Lost World Jurassic park, and uh... I huess any other book where a big scaley thing eats people o.^.o<br />
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31] Do you write fanfics?<br />
Not really, I imagine them in my head though.<br />
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32] Any music that you often listen to while drawing?<br />
KoRn seems to give me some interesting ideas. but Whatever is on my pathetic playlist works too.<br />
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33] Any recommended songs?<br />
Korn: Beg 4 me, slipkinot: Before I forget or Vermillion <br />
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34] Any websites that you totally admire?<br />
Anybody who says, "Wow, I totally admire this website!" should be thrown off the internet.<br />
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35] Do you have any sites you go to everyday?<br />
Um... DA (it's my freaking homepage) and I guess Redvsblue.com (I'm always looking for the newst episode)<br />
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36] What is your dream site like?<br />
Site? Like an actual place? Well then I guess it would be... ]]></description>
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                <title>STOP THIEF!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 10:21:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stole this fromAtomicStoney who stole it from Screamincricket who in turn stole it from Kiikii-sempai whom theft-ed it from PinkPineapple who snatched it from Coldfrozensoul who also stole it from ValentineCrow who probably stole it from someone else. Man there's a lot of thieves on DA huh? o.^.O;<br />
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Have you ever...<br />
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1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: Yes, to my pets <br />
2. Gotten in a fight with your pet: Yes, and they won in the end.<br />
3. Been to California: No, but if I ever do you'll see me on CNN doing something evil <br />
4. Been to Mexico: No, why would I do that?<br />
5. Been to China: No, but I want to.<br />
6. Been to Canada: Yes, I've been to Saut St. Marie (just over the Michigan northern border) and Tobamori.  <br />
7. Been to Europe: No, they're weird.<br />
8. Danced naked: Many times; in my dreams.<br />
9. Wish you were the opposite sex: Sometimes, does that make me gay?<br />
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Random...<br />
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1. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes... But they're all taken or just don't exist in reality... *sob*<br />
2. What book are you reading now: The Professional Chef ed.7 (my class textbook)<br />
3. Worst feeling in the world: Knowing that nobody respects you and do not wish to be with me by choice. -.^.-<br />
4. Future KIDS names: Um, Thing 1 and Thing 2?<br />
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No, I sleep with real animals... Least I use to.<br />
6. What's under your bed: Um... garbage, a black trunk, boxes, dirty dishes, and I'd say about 4 or 5 people. (lives on the 3rd floor)<br />
7. Favorite sport to watch: MXC, Sumo, Paintball, and people bailing when doing tricks.<br />
8. Location: Hyde Park NY<br />
9. Piercings/Tattoos: None yet, but want to get 100% of my human body tattooed with scales.<br />
10. Do you drink: Yes, lots of stuff. Water, lemon juice, tea, Dr. Pepper, pickle juice...<br />
11. What are you most scared of: Dude, people who wear fursuits... it's just... fuck...<br />
12. Where do you want to get married: I dunno, I guess in a church?<br />
13. Who do you really hate: When things get all fucked up or people who treat me like shit.<br />
14. Do you have a job: No.<br />
15. Do you like being around people: Sometimes, but rarely will I say anything.<br />
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Just about every day.<br />
17. Have you ever cried: Yes, and I'd rather forget those particular memories.<br />
18. Are you lonely right now: Yes... I need loveing and my dog... <br />
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: Right now? Static-X "Monster"<br />
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Have You Ever....<br />
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1. Been in love: To some degree.<br />
2. Played strip poker: Poker? what's that? It involves a stick right?<br />
3. Gotten beaten up: Not "beaten up" as in totally trashed but I've been a few skirmishes.<br />
4. Pulled an all nighter: Yes, once. In the 3rd grade.<br />
5. Been on radio/ TV programme?: Yes, I was in a movie. "Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind: Infestation From Mars" It was being fillmed at Cedar Point where I was working at the time.<br />
6. Been in a mosh-pit: I've been close to a mosh pit...<br />
7. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends: No, but my current roommate is gay.<br />
8. Skinny dipped: No, but I've almost lost my shorts a few times. heh... <br />
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In the last 24 Hours have you...<br />
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1. Cried: No<br />
2. Bought something: Food... crackers, mac n' cheese, canned chili, and half and half.<br />
3. Gotten sick: In the head, yes. <br />
4. Sang: "TNT" AC-DC<br />
5. Been kissed: No... I'm so lonely<br />
6. Had sex: I wish<br />
7. Felt stupid: Yerp<br />
8. Talked to an ex: No<br />
9. Missed someone: I miss my dog...<br />
10. Hugged someone: No.<br />
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A- Age of first kiss: Um, as in with a girlfreind? Uh... never... <br />
B- Band you are listening to right now: Damageplan (Why did you shoot Dimebag Darryel you fucktard?!)<br />
C- 1st Crush: Uh, not sure... It was in kindergarden<br />
D- Dad's name: Jim/James.<br />
E- Easiest person to talk to: My brother, teh Foxymoron<br />
F- Favorite ice cream: Butterfinger Snowstorms and those icecream sandwhiches<br />
G- Gummy worms or gummy bears?: Wyvrms<br />
H- Hometown: Piqua OH<br />
I- Instruments: Air guitar and air drums. <br />
J- Junior school: A private catholic school that I absolutly HATED.<br />
K- Kids: "I hate babies" <br />
L- Longest car ride ever: The 14 hour drive from OH to NY two months ago<br />
M- Mom's name: Momma Wolf, I mean Kim<br />
N- Nicknames: Grendle, Macrokaiju, Dragonboy, Napoleon Dynomite *snarls loudly*<br />
P- Phobia[s]: Being unprepared, spiders, talking to other people<br />
Q- Quote: "Brinton-san, give me your soul..."<br />
R- Reason to smile: When people say or do stupid things <br />
S- Song you sang last: "TNT" <br />
T- Time you woke up today: Um, 9 am-ish<br />
U- Unknown fact about me: My younger brother and I fight on who gets the pickle juice once all the... ]]></description>
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                <title>10/23 Disapointed</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 19:40:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Entered a pumpkin carving contest today and didn't win, no suprise. However it kinda bummer me out that my elaborate design got beat by a pumpkin with a big mouth and big nasty teeth. Also it didn't turned out as "super creepy and awsome" as I had hoped; I still think it's cool. Meh, I'll try again next year with something evil-er I guess. <br />
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Ok, enough of my bitching, uploaded a new pic today. By far it is the best photoshop work I've ever done so make sure you check it out. I don't have any other news for crap right now so I guess you can stop reading right about now. Are you still there? Go home, I don't have any food. <br />
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random trivia: Llamas are used to heard sheep. ]]></description>
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                <title>10/19 The meaty meatly man</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:00:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been seeing a lot of these 20 questions journal entries popping up here and there on DA like some kind of wierd whack-a-mole game. Since I've got some time to kill tonight I think I'll just copy everyone else and try to make myself look all ccol-like. So here we go.<br />
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1. I am currently enrolled in the culinary arts program at the Culinary Institute of America (America's premier cullinary school) <-shameless plug<br />
2. Whenever I visit a new place I have a burning urge to explore it, and it usually get's me into some kind of a sticky situation.<br />
3. My first car was a 1989 chevy cavalier, big pimpin yo.<br />
4. I'm a furry; more specifically a dragon (I think therefore I am right?) #o.=.o#<br />
5. People who wear fursuits scare the hell out of me (ironic isn't it?)<br />
6. I like laughing my ass off and anything that makes me do so.<br />
7. I think dragons are sexy creatures. What? <br />
8. I believe that dragons were real.<br />
9. I also believe in aliens and would love to be abducted and taken somewhere cooler than Earth.<br />
10. I think of myself as an evil genius, but one with no cash or minions.... yet<br />
11. I often find myself plotting assinations and evil deeds towards presidents, lame actors, rappers, pop stars, and every other overpaid person I can think of.<br />
12. My favortite books are The Hobbit and The Lost World, Jurassic Park because things got eaten by a big scaley thing.<br />
13. I'm one of those really quiet people who can be very violent at times.<br />
14. I love heavy metal music; the louder, faster, and bass-ier the better.<br />
15. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't party<br />
16. I'm a couch potato<br />
17. I believe that killing dragons is blasphamy (to what I'm not too sure)<br />
18. I been known to bike just about everywhere (the store, across town, to the next town) just for the hell of it.<br />
19. I like to read VGCats<br />
20. um... I'm single and available? (I'm so lonely)<br />
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This journal was written on bandwidth that is certified dolphin-free. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>10/11: The big 500</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 19:12:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well it took almost a year to do it but I have just achieved 500 pageveiws. I feel so special. I'm definatly moving into the big leagues now folks. At this rate I'm sure people will just be lining up asking me for commissions and art trades in no time. ppttth... As if... <br />
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I was going to do something for this but it came faster than I thought so I don't have anything, sorry if you were expecting something. If I'm still close to 500 by the weekend I'll do a little something, maybe. Anyways, back to teh homework. <br />
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-.^.-; damned homework... it smites my joy once again. ]]></description>
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                <title>10/8 What are you going to do bleed on me?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:17:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ever been in one of those happily-insane moods? You know, the mood in which even a mile high pile of dead babies somehow makes you laugh your ass off. Well that's the mood I'm n today, and it feels good. I'm not sure if it's because of th sudden 30 degree drop in the temperature, cracking under the pressure of college, the 3 day weekend, the pills, the rain, or a weird combination of the mentioned. I think it's the pills cause my hands won't stop twitching. Anyways, i'm going to take today and catchup on some drawings for Bahamut, Scorch_the_chao, and a few other random things I want to finish. Ok, wish me luck that I won't blow off the rest of the day.<br />
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words of wisdom:<br />
Escalators can never break down, they can only become stairs. Escalator now stairs, sorry for the convenience. -Mitch Hedberg (rest in peace man) *sniffle*     -.^.- ]]></description>
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                <title>day 24: 9/22</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 06:14:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Been on campus five weeks... food almost gone... term almost over...  had to eat bag of potato chip crumbs for breakfast...  room mate smell like bad cologne... writing teacher is bitch... would kill own brother for a Wendy's burger or Donato's pizza, meat lovers.... must go on.... Xmas break.... only 3... months away... blargh! X.^.X <-dead, hooray?<br />
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Don't expect anything new for a while folks, I'm stuck in acedemic classes of much impending doom-ness.<br />
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words of wisdom: <br />
Confucius say man who sleep on herb rack wake up on thyme. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>8/24: Shaken but not stirred</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 17:08:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The name's Kaiju, MacroKaiju and I'd like a dr. pepper; shaken and sprayed over a random old person. <br />
<br />
Well I officialy started classes today at the CIA. Not Central Intelligence Agency, not Cleveage Inspection Agency, and certainly not the Chicken Insergent Activity Comission; it's the good ol Culinary Institute of America. Yep, your freind the MK is training to become a chef. <br />
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I'm not sure how long it will be until my next update because all the classes here are on a 3 week roataion; thusly it's a very wonky schedule. But don't worry, I'll get something up soon, till then you can probably catch me around the Anthro Artist Cafe... that is when I'm not buried with homework or biking 7 miles to the nearest shopping center. (and it's one hell of a ride let me tell you) So till next time keep your stick on the ice, we're all in this together.<br />
<br />
random trivia:<br />
The CIA's paintball team has beaten West Point several times in competition. (it's true!) ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>8/8: before I forget</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2005 10:49:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you're looking for a jaw-dropping or riviting journal entry from me  then prepare to be disappointed. I haven't been doing much lately because of my work schedule but I am really going to try and get something else up this week. The reason being is that two weeks from now I will be in New York attending college and I have no idea when I'll get something up once I get there. As for college I'm both excited and worried abd because of the same reason; I'll be far away from home. Ok, hope to get something up soon. ]]></description>
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                <title>7/11: Oh thank goodness</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 10:58:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well last week could have gone a lot better. I worked everyday Tues through Sat. Saturday alone I racked up almost 13 hours at my two jobs. Someone kill me...<br />
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Ok, I uploaded a new super cool-like logo for myself. I modified my basic Germanic cross logo into something a bit more dragonic. I came up with this design a little while back and thougth it'd be a good logo for the villians in my manga story, being that they worship dragons too. <br />
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Ok, next project will be some more of myself so that I can work out a few bugs in my character design. I'll also start revamping an old pic of mine of a dragoness posing on the hood of a mustang. I'm sure you'll like it when I finish it up. Till next time.<br />
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random humor:<br />
I think the Taliban and all these other terrorists are actually trying to save us from listening to too much crappy pop music. ]]></description>
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                <title>7/3: work, eat , sleep, repeat</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2005 16:53:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well the rest of my summer has more or less gone down the tubes. Why? Because I'm now working two jobs to save up money for college. So what does this mean to you, all 5 people who visit my page. It means that I'm gonna be updating somewhere between jack and squat for the rest of the summer. Oh well, as long as my car doesn't blow up on me I won't have to survive on top ramen for the first semester.<br />
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Ok, updatewise I've uploaded the first chapter of my manga series, well it's more like a short story but I hope to make it into a manga one day. I've also decided to revamp a few of my drawings that I have in my sketchbook and upload them. I'm also considering starting a club, maybe... <br />
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So until next time happy 4th of July everyone, and don't blow off any of your fingers. <br />
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word of the day:<br />
Spork: n. a useless utensile that is part fork, part spoon, and 100% crap. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>6/17: Complete!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:48:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *insert SSBM music here* Finally finished up my little project for Bladewing yesterday. Unfortunatly fate was being a bral bitch again and the mouse on our Mac broke. But I got a new one and so you can now take a look at my newst deviation. I like how this turned out and I think it is one of the best works I've ever done; minus a few minor details. Next project will be a series of new logo ideas for myself. Till next time, later.<br />
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Mosh: V. The elaborate yet simple dispaly of demon purging as often witnessed at rock concerts like Ozzfest.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Never gonna stop</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 11:59:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's been a few weeks since I've done anything DA wise but I'm on a roll this week. While sketching/doodling Bladewing for my half of an agreement I was hit broadside with inspiration, twice! Yes it hurt, but it feels so good knowing that I can do somehting worthwhile. Hopefully I'll get my project for Bladewing done within the next few days then I'll start on a series of improved logos for myself. So that's all I have to say for today, minus my word of the day. So later yall.<br />
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Carbacue (car-ba-cue) n. 1). a fiery auto accident on I-75. 2). a social gathering of macro furries to devour barbacued autos, such as fords, dodges, and freightliners. (expect a drawing of this one people) ]]></description>
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                <title>5/26: I have come to kill you!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 12:19:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, updated today with a pencil drawing  of one of my favorite characters from  the "Getbackers" manga series, Hishiki  (the undead protector). I like him  because he's bas-ass and no matter what  Ginji and Ban do to him he always comes  back somehow in the nect book. Ok, now  that I've finished the project for the  Getbackers club I'll get to work soon  on a little something for Bladewing.  Ok, that's all I got to say for today. <br />
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word of the day:<br />
Fart n. or v. -a non-plesant smelling  odor which comes from a part of the  body most often sat on. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>5/24</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 11:34:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, it appears that we have a winner  for the look of Macrokaiju. With a  mindboggleing 4 votes to 3 the winner  is MK2. I'd rather wait around a little  longer and keep the polls open but it  seems that nobody really seems  intrested. What's the point of opening  a roadside fruitstand if only 2 people  buy somehting? At least one came out on  top so i'll be drawing this one; I'll  probably keep the other around as a  separate character or something. For  those who need a reminder, MK2 is the  one with all the spikes and no hair. In  other news, I need some real practice  in drawing anime if I'm going to get my  project for the Getbackers Club. Ok, as  you were; nothing to see here.<br />
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word of the day <br />
spam- N. A canned meat product of some  kind that tastes best when blackened to  a crisp; or an email that someone who  doesn't like you sends you. ]]></description>
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                <title>5/23: schools out bitches!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2005 07:58:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well sorta... I'm done at my vocational  school but I've still got a class at my  home school until Wednesday. It's my  art class so it doesn't really bother  me. Ok, on to the important stuff.  Uploaded a watercolor painting today  that I did a month ago for the class. I  know I said I'd do something for the  "Getbackers Club" next but I'll get on  it soon. Like, now, as in when I'm done  typing; which probably means tomorrow.  Anyways, I'm hoping to get some more  stuff done this summer but if I know me  like I do then I can't make any  gurantees. Class dismissed!<br />
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word of the day: gay- adj. To describe  something that is not liked and/or  smells like a field of roses at the  wrong time. ]]></description>
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                <title>5/17: another upddate?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 12:39:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well this is quite odd for me, three  uploaded artworks in two days. Looks  like my motivation is finally back from  it's vacation, for the time being. Ok,  just uploaded a sketch I did in class  today of a monster about to squash you.  Something that looks simple but I spent  a few hours on just to rough it out.  Since it's just a sketch I probably  should have put it under "scraps." Oh  well I guess. Ok, my next project will  be somehing for "The Getbackers Club"  and that should be done in a few days I  hope. Till then, be safe; don't let  that fuzzy caserole get you.<br />
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word of the day: floor- (N). That thing  you are standing on right now. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>5/16</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 14:38:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ M'kay, as I promised in last week's  journal entry I uploaded two possible  looks for myself. #1 features spikey  armor and hair. #2 has more cloths, no  hair, and a lot of body spikes. Once I  feel that enough people have voted and  given feeback I'll end the voting. My  next project will be creating some  characters and stuff. Also, I may begin  writing the script for the manga series  I've been thinking up. Ok, with that  said I'm gonna go and waste some time.<br />
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word of the day: froody- adj. to be  cool, or sweet; most often used in the  dragonic language. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>5/11</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2005 12:49:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, my senior year of highschool is  just about over; so things should be  slowing down right? Wrong! Well it  actually isn't too bad, I've just got  to finish up an 8 page report with teh  rest of it's crap and another  sholarship. I can only hope that by  this time next week I'll have absolutly  nothing to worry about and I can go and  do the things I do without worrying  about the things that I should be  doing. If that makes any sense  whatsoever to you then I'll make you  some cookies and... mail em to you or  something... <br />
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Ok, now for the important deviant art  stuff. I'm finishing up 2 different  pictures of me. I'll upload them both  next week and you can vote on which  verson will be my new look. Ok, and now  for the getbackers club people, I've  been working an idea in my head and as  soon as crap gets done I'll get on it  like white on rice on a papr plate in a  snowstorm or somehting. Ok, till next  time be careful what you eat because  it's cousin may come for you.<br />
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Word of the day: pudding ]]></description>
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                <title>4/19: stop look and listen</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:04:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I finally figured out how to put a  picture into my favorites catagory. I  found a nicely done little pic by  Dreke, who's caption I didn't bother  reading until later, which is kinda gay  unfortunatly. Well that's what I get  for not paying attention; but like I  said, it's a good picture about  cooking. mmm... cake... <br />
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Right now I'm trying to think up a good  character design for myself. Anyone  know how to draw a really big lizzard  or dragon? ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>4/6</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 14:42:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whoever said that your senior year of  high shcool was the best year was  obviously not talking about me.   Scholarships, work, and school have  completley dominated my life; no wonder  my motvation has been zero. Anyway, got  TWO new pics today "The King and Death"  (drawn a while back on a piece of wood)  and "crazy and restrained"  (something  I drew up today in my agenda planner).  Both are drawn in a somewhat tribal  style I've been tinkering with. On  another subject, last week was hell.  Why? someone killed the pope (defnately  a conspiracy here folks!) and one of my  favorite stand-up comedians died (Mitch  Hedburg). So enjoy the art and remember  that the government is lying to us all. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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                <title>1/28</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:32:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've finally decided to get up off my  butt today and upload some new stuff.  It's a 3 part upload and consists of a  cd, cover, and back. This was an art  project I did last month and I'm  pleased with the results. If I get some  free time, and enough motivation, I'll  try and edit the cd project in  photoshop and kick it up a notch. BAM!  Sorry, had to use the Emeril joke. ]]></description>
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                <title>1/7/05</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2005 14:08:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I said I'd get something in and  guess what? I did! It's under Scraps as  "Snake Girl" if you can't find it on  the front page. I put it in scraps  because I don't usually polish up my  works that much, a real pity. ]]></description>
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                <title>sorry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2005 16:15:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ When I joined a few months ago I had  planned ot update more than what I hav  been doing, which is nothing. I'd like  to say that I've been busy with other  things, but the fact is I'm 100% lazy.  I've got a lot of things to upload.  Stuff I've drawn recently as well as  stuff I drew a while back. i'ts just  that I'm not too good on sticking to  the gameplan. Hopefully I'll get  something up tomorrow from the pile of  pics on my shelf. It's not pretty but I  feel it's a good start. ]]></description>
                <author>~MacroKaiju</author>
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