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Nazi Guide
All caution is little! Sero-Negativism as Life Style

Sero-Negativism is based on the most modern medical and ethical principles and it was developed in the 30's by Professor Ângelo Mengel in Spandau Ballet laboratories.

To be Sero-Negative today is to affirm the masculinity in a balanced and healthful form.

If you really want to prevent the minimum AIDS risk: When greeting a homosexual, you should prefer the verbal form, preventing the hand squeeze. It has ways to make it without offending. The homosexuals are frequently sensible individuals (artists, fashion stylists, foreigners). Always carry two or three phone lists with you and explain: “Excuse me, I cannot shake your hand , as you can see, I have to take these phone lists…"

Many times homosexuals telephone, without informing, for our houses. Don't panic. Place a condom in the earplug and be short.

In spite of the wrapped risks, the homosexuals insist in sending faxes for healthy persons. How to proceed? Before anything, do not read the message, for much interesting that could look. It can be a trap. Put 4 condoms in the thumb and indicator of each hand and burn the fax immediately.

Good ways NOT to use the condom:

"I have no idea where this condom were!"

"Why? Do you have AIDS?!"

"Excuse me, but I prefer to fuck you from behind instead of using this."

"The Pope don't want to."

"My father also not."

"I am going to tell your mother that you walk with these things in the suitcase."