http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:MasterCrutch&section=today deviantART RSS for by:MasterCrutch en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:50:32 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/26032450/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/26032450/ Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:35:36 PDT I haven't written anything to submit on this site in... god knows how long!

Life has just been really busy! With hanging with some friends, family, and gf I haven't found the time to do all those crazy things I want to do! And to make things even more difficult, I can't get a job to save my life! It's really starting to make me kinda depressed! NO ONE WANTS ME! WAAAAAAAAAH!

A lot has happened since I last updated.
I am now an Eagle Scout, the highest rank you can achieve through the Boy Scouts! YIPPPPEEEEE! All those years of Boy Scouts finally paid off! I hope...

And I went to Florida for a week! That was a lot of fun what with the snorkeling, fishing, and going to the BEACH! YEAAAAAHHH! And Key West! That was a lot of fun too!

Haven't talked to a lot of ya since I graduated! It's kinda scary thinking that my real life starts now! No more people standing over my back screaming at me to go to school! I can do whatever I want... basically. As long as it isn't against the law... Like pimp slapping. I can't do that no matter how much the situation calls for it!

And remember guys, I am so strong all I have to do is touch things and they explode!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/23547396/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/23547396/ Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:49:56 PST We set up my Scoutmaster Conference for the final Rank in Boy Scouts, known as Eagle, to be today, at the Church we usually meet at for meetings and when I show up for the conference, he doesn't show! Nor does he answer any of his phones, house nor cell! HE STOOD ME UP! On a meeting for one of the most important things I have done in my life so far! So you can imagine how mad I am! I sat there waiting for an hour before I finally gave up and went home!

I walk in and my dad and my gf are all cheering for me because they think it is all done and over with... and I just have to shake my head no and tell them to stop because the douche STOOD ME UP!

GOD I WAS SO MAD! And then I tried calling some of the Assistant Scoutmasters and they told me we would all meet tomorrow night and get it done with because I couldn't get a hold of THE SCOUTMASTER!

So a couple hours later he calls me up and says "Sorry! I forgot about you! I found out there wasn't a committee meeting tonight and forgot about you, left my cellphone at home, and wasn't in any rush to get back home!"
SO A BUNCH OF F@#*ING BS!!!!!

So to make it all up, he tells me we can do it whenever I want. So now, since this weekend, specifically tomorrow night is already packed of plans, I have to do it tomorrow night. Or Friday night depending on whenever you guys get around to reading this.

My plans for the weekend were to celebrate my 18th b-day because it's on Wednesday(the 11th), and I am going to be busy next weekend, so my plans for tomorrow night are delayed because I have this conference. At least it is at 5 and will be over around 7.

On another note... I'M TURNING 18! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/22321028/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/22321028/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:17:56 PST
Haven't updated at all in forever. Haven't done much worth updating at all in forever. Ah well!

I hope it is a great new year for all and that all of the resolutions you made come true! Although most of us will probably forget what they are in about... let's say... a week or two!

I am working on my Eagle Project!
Finally decided what I am going to do. I am going to build benches outside of my Church. The First United Methodist Church. They mounted a cross outside of it and asked me if I would be willing to build them four benches surrounding it for people to sit and admire this said cross!

And it is all going to be done by January 25th! 0.o
I must get everything else in order *merit badges* to get my Eagle Rank. I must do all of it before my 18th B-day which is March 11th! So I am running on somewhat of a short schedule here!

Wish me luck guys!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/20732703/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/20732703/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 21:24:23 PDT
Just thought I would let you guys know that I went through with it.

I ain't gonna get another one for a loooooonnnnnnnggggg time either. Don't wanna work no more. Gonna sit back, relax, and enjoy my senior year.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/20696438/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/20696438/ Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:54:17 PDT
This doesn't apply to everyone of course. I got this from a friend's journal.

No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends"

I hope I don't have any fake friends... or that I'm not a fake friend myself...



Work is gonna go down. I have decided that either Saturday once I am done working, or Sunday, I am officially cutting off all ties to McDonald's. I have realized how much of an impact it has had one me and I am tired of it. FUCK YOU MCDONALD'S!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/20431612/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/20431612/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:53:38 PDT
And Monday, September 8th I went to auditions for said musical.

And Wednesday, September 10th, I found out I landed a role in the musical!

Not a singing part mind you, for I am pretty sure I can't sing so I didn't even try, but I will be acting. Which should be pretty fun.

You should all come and see the play. I have no idea when exactly it is though.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/19948527/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/19948527/ Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:19:26 PDT
]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/19165292/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/19165292/ Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:30:28 PDT
On the 21st, Carrie and I, when we went to the movies to see the movie 21 (I know the Irony just kills ya!) found a little baby bird stranded on the ground under it's nest. We decided that if it was still there after the movie ended we would take it home. So after the movie we came out and looked for it and it was gone. As I was pulling out of the parking spot I found it there under my car. So we pulled into the spot next to it and picked it up and took it home. For the next four days we took care of it and tried to feed it and water it and gave it a home and all that that you do for birds... but it was all for nothing. We named him Toto. He was really cute! When we first found him he was all ragged looking and had a bunch of feathers missing but he began to look better after awhile.

On the 25th... at about 1 in the morning after returning from the movies once again... we found Toto passed away in his cage. It was not a pretty sight. Let's just leave it at that. So I ended up staying the entire night at her house and we had a proper burial for him and said our final goodbyes. It was quite depressing. The only comfort I find from it is that now he is in a better place and couldn't be any happier. And at least we tried to care for him and brought him happinness for at least a few more days! My parents weren't too happy with me but that is mainly because I didn't call them.


Work has been quite boring. Long hours... of long work. Sometimes they forget to give me breaks. And sometimes I work 3 or more hours than I am scheduled to. But at least I get paid pretty good.

I have read a lot of mangas this summer. Not that anyone cares. I had a lot recommended to me by a couple of friends and decided to pick them up.

I also managed to pick up the first and second season of Avatar the Airbender. Freakin awsome show. Now I want to see the first season. And for those of you that haven't heard.... NEW EPISODES SOMETIME IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS! FUCKZZZZZZZ YEAHZZZZZ! LMAO ROXXXORZZZ!

I haven't even started on my AP summer project. And I am now contemplating getting out of AP. Don't want the hassle... FREAKIN SENIOR YEAR! And I have no chance of passing the AP test so what's the point? O well. We'll see what happens.


P.S. If any of you have read this far... you should come visit me at work some time!

Summers been going pretty well. Hope it stays this great!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/18685501/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/18685501/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:42:18 PDT
It isn't the most exciting job in the world. But hey, it pays.

I now work at McDonalds. I start tomorrow at 2. You guys should come and visit me at some point and time.

I hope I passed all my classes. I know right now I got an A in three of my classes, a B in English, and god knows what in History, although I assume it will be a C something. So my grades weren't all that horrible. I hope Mr. Craig is nice enough to at least raise me to a 76... cause if I don't get that I fail last semester and pass this one... which means I would have to take History again! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anyone doing anything exciting this summer? Anyone?

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17953993/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17953993/ Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:33:21 PDT
It's just gonna be a bitch trying to catch up in Humanities and BCIS! NOT YAY!

All well. At least I have one thing to look forward too!


WOOOT! PROM IS COMING ALREADY! DAMN WHERE DID THE TIME GO?

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17888109/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17888109/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:36:09 PDT
It did! There is a sequel to Charlie Goes to Candy Mountain!

I don't find it near as good as the first one but here... I will let you guys be the judge of that for yourselves.

[link]


In other news, I am quite sick. Tonsils quite swollen. Literally touching each other. Hurts to talk, breathe, eat, swallow in general, and anything that involves my mouth. Which all in all sucks.

Finally the test results came back in from my blood tests...


And I have full blown Mono. Sucks to my assmar!

Hopes I feel better soon!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17855905/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17855905/ Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:17:27 PDT
I end up gettin sick. And it ain't no sissy small cold or anything...

Turns out it is probably full blown Mono. Which really sucks ass cause you can't do anything for it except rest. And I had to get it the week that all the major projects are do. Especially the History project. So I get to go up there with a very sore throat and a very stuffy nose and attempt to present my topic. Should be rather humorous for those that get to watch.

*crosses fingers* For that small glimmer of optimism I sometimes have... there is a chance it might just be Strep or tonsilitis. If it is Mono though, the antibiotics I started taking today will give me a really violent rash that should be quite easy to find says the doctor.

Other than that... Life with others seems to be sucking also. Just greatness all around for all.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17722952/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17722952/ Sun, 06 Apr 2008 21:01:43 PDT
It was awsome beyond all reason!
I might actually have to dress up next year... Didn't have the time to prepare this year for I did not learn I was going until a week before.

BUT IT WAS STILL AWSOME!

And me dads friend got me father and me mother in free and he was in the parape! He dressed up as a French Musketeer! He looked really good too!


Been a long weekend with a lot of walking. A LOT OF WALKING!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17643610/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17643610/ Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:00:56 PDT
I just thought all of you should know...


I TAUGHT VOLDERMORT EVERYTHING HE KNOWS!



BAM! WHAT NOW BIOTCH!


lol


Thought that was rather funny I did when it popped up on my random factorizer on myspace. Though I should share it with you peeps obsessed with Harry Potter.

AND I AM TOTALLY GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR SUNDAY! HELLZ TO THE YEAH!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17435494/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17435494/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:16:31 PDT

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:
Valentine's Day by Linkin Park
I totally don't see that as openin credit music.. O well.

Waking Up:
Through Glass by Stonesour
Might work... Kinda.

First Day at School:
The Little Things Give You Away by Linkin Park

Falling in Love:
Kids With Guns by The Gorillas
WTF MAN! Don't work at all...

Fight Song:
Photograph by Nickelback.
Don't see that as a fight song.

Breaking Up:
In Between by Linkin Park
I totally see that as a break up song. It fits perfectly.

Prom Night:
If Everyone Cared by Nickelback
Interesting. Very interesting.

Life:
Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy
No idea how this fits my life really...

Mental Breakdown:
Memory by Sugarcult
How does this have to do with mental breakdowns...

Driving:
Flat on the Floor by Nickelback
LOL! Great.

Flashback:
Somebody Told Me by The Killers.


Getting Back Together:
Stricken by Disturbed.
WTF MAN!

Wedding:
Remedy by Seether.

Birth of Child:
Thanks for the Memories by Fall Out Boy
Seems kind of fitting.

Final Battle:
What I've Done by Linkin Park.


Funeral Song:
Knights of Cydonia by Muse.
NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE! BAM!

Final Credits:
Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria.


Tag anyone who feels like doing it!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17292757/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/17292757/ Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:53:08 PDT
Went to dinner and it was EPIC!
Texas Roadhouse is a pretty good restaraunt. Wouldn't recommend it if you don't like to be publically humiliated in front of an entire restaraunt on your birthday though.
They have you get up on this fake saddle and hand you this red napkin that is supposed to be your so called "Lasso" and while they are singing you have to wave it over your head... and if you stop... they start all over again. But before they do all this they get the attention of the entire restaraunt and then start singing.

I don't think I have ever been so embaressed in my life...


It's been awhile since I have updated anything. I just haven't worked on anything lately. And my epic Harry Potter Pimp story kind of hit a roadblock and I just haven't worked on it since. Hmmm... Maybe some updates later. Not that anyone really cares though.
Nor do I doubt anyone will read this. O well.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/16570648/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/16570648/ Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:06:20 PST Most of you have probably seen it.... but if not... IT is freakin great!


Lord of the Rings parody called Lord of the Farts.


The giant green gas monster that Gandalf is fighting is called the Fart Monster.



[link]

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/16364036/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/16364036/ Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:03:58 PST
Apparently some rumors are being spread around about me. I would just love to know who started them! Especially since they are all WRONG!

For one, I DID NOT ask Carrie out the day after I broke up with Featherwind. And no... I barely even knew her when Featherwind and I were going out. I mean I knew who she was but I didn't talk to her or see her. So there was no asking her out the day after I broke up with Featherwind. There was no plot to end the relationship early so Carrie and I could go out. Whoever told you this is wrong.

For the second thing... I just didn't sit in the H hall cause I didn't want to! Do I have a duty to do that everyday or something? Yes, I didn't talk to you for a couple of days... SO WHAT! I just took a break from the group for a couple of days. Yes, I was off with Carrie for part of it but she doesn't get to school till about when the bell rings. I started sitting in the cafateria in the morning and chatting with my other friends. It doesn't mean I think I am "cooler" than the rest of you I just took a break. Alright? Is that to much to ask? GAWD!


Alright. I know some of you are mad that I didn't talk to you for a couple of days and some for a couple of weeks. I am sorry about that. I in no way meant to upset anyone but I can see that I did. I am sorry for all of that and I didn't mean it. Especially you Featherwind. I am truly sorry about that. It's not akward or anything I just don't know what to say anymore.


I am sorry everyone. I really didn't mean to upset all of you. None of it was intentional. And if it did upset any of you... I apologize.

If anyone wants to argue some other point or something else with me just send me a note and I will be happy to reply! Thanks!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/16102111/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/16102111/ Tue, 25 Dec 2007 22:37:03 PST
I thought it was a really good movie... up until the end when they ended to freakin early. THOSE BASTARDS!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15750343/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15750343/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:40:50 PST
I am going to be near the front of it carrying in the U.S. Flag.

In my scout uniform.

O yay. The excitement builds.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15684689/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15684689/ Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:04:01 PST
Looks like a freakin housecat if you ask me.

And her name is Antigone. Lots of that Greek Mythology for ya there...

Here is the link if you haven't already checked it out...

[link]

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15636027/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15636027/ Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:34:56 PST It is actually quite good!


So we went to the movies today...and my dad was in a really good mood for some reason and wouldn't stop coming up with the worst jokes. As we were walking into the theater where they have what movies are showing up above the hallway into the back there was a really large block that said, "NOW HIRING" in really big letters.
We get to the guy that takes the tickets and my dad goes "I want to see the movie Now Hiring! Can you tell me where that one is?"

The kid that was there looked on the list he had and goes "I don't think we have that one... Are you sure that is what it is called?"
And we just laugh and walk to our movie. A few seconds later he goes "O! I get it now" Although we don't think he still got what we was talking about.

My grandparents normally give me a lot of hell about my hairstyle and how it is long and that I should get a buzz cut cause that is the best style ever known to man, but this time it wasn't exactly like that.
I'm not sure this is an improvement on that but they kept saying,
"O Chris! Your hair is so pretty! I bet all the girls are envious of it! I bet they wish they had hair as good looking as yours!"

Not sure if that is an improvement on what they normally say or not but hey, it's better then them complaining about it!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15551515/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15551515/ Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:21:51 PST
And then we left. And our car was boxed in. Which really sucked.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15511307/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15511307/ Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:15:00 PST
A few minutes later one of my other friends had to go to the bathroom. He came back a couple minutes later and said "There was this Jello stuck up in the hand dryer and I didn't see it until after I had started it... and it kind of blew up! Chris? Is that what you did with Ricks Jello?"

I was all like "SHHHHHH!" While pointing to the other end of the cafeteria cause it couldn't just be coincidence that one of the cops and Mr. Baxter were standing there pointing in the direction of that bathroom. So we all had our silent laughs about it.


O yea... If any of you hear something about jello in a bathroom... You know nothing!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15386956/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15386956/ Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:21:23 PST It came from a place in New Mexico...
Somewhere I spent 11 days on a trail, with many other boys and no showers...
I have been invited to go again. On a 14 day trail hike.
It will be freakin sweet. That is if I decide to go...


In other news my new Guido story "Guido Goes to the Gas-station" should be up soon. I just have to finish typing it!

And I have started another, in the Potter world. At Hogwarts. It will be awsome. And a epic battle of epic proportions will take place.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15205799/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15205799/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:40:08 PDT Apparently all I did wrong the first time was not look around enough or somethin along those lines...

But hellz yeah!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15178370/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15178370/ Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:36:10 PDT
And apparently I failed miserably. I have to retake it on the 3rd of November.

All of a sudden I feel crushed by reality...

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15165167/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15165167/ Sun, 21 Oct 2007 20:55:51 PDT
1. smoked.
- no
2. consumed alcohol.
- no
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
- no
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
- yes
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
- no
6. had someone in your room other than family.
- yes
7. watched porn.
- yes
8. bought porn?
- no
9. done drugs.
- No
TOTAL: 3

1. taken painkillers?
- yes
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine?
- no
3. lied to your parents?
- yes
4. lied to a friend?
- yes
5. snuck out of the house?
- hellz yeah! Stole somethin too!
6. done something illegal?
- yes
7. cut yourself on purpose?
- No
8. hurt someone?
- yes
9. wished someone to die?
- yes
10. seen someone die?
- yes, but I really don't remember it all that well
TOTAL: 8

1. missed curfew?
- no
2. stayed out all night?
- yea
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself?
- No
4. been to a therapist?
- no
5. been to rehab?
- No
6. dyed your hair?
- no
7. received a ticket?
- No
8. been in an accident?
- no
9. been to a club?
- No
10. been to a bar?
- Yes
TOTAL: 2

1. been to a wild party?
- No
2. seen the Mardi Gras?
- No
3. drank more than four beers in a night?
- no
4. had a spring break in Florida?
- No never been there...
5. sniffed anything?
- No
6. wore black nail polish.?
- nope
7. wore arm bands?
- No
8. wore t-shirts with band names?
- Hellz yea!
9. listened to rap?
- Only when forced.
10. own a 50 Cent CD?
- No
TOTAL: 2

1. dressed gothic?
- No
2. dressed prep?
- No
3. dressed punk?
- No
4. dressed grunge?
- No
5. stole something?
- Yep
6. been too drunk to remember anything
- No
7. blacked out?
- no
8. fainted?
- no
9. had a crush on a neighbor?
- nope.
10. had someone sneak into your room?
- No
TOTAL: 1

1. snuck into someone else's room?
- No
2. had a crush on your best (guy/girl) friend?
- yes. She's my girlfriend now.
3. been to a concert?
- yes.
4. dry-humped someone?
- no.
5. been called a slut?
- Well... who knows what people call me behind my back.. but no.
6. called someone a slut?
- yes
7. installed speakers in your car?
- No
8. broken a mirror?
- no
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house?
- no
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush?
- no.
TOTAL: 3

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
- No
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater?
- Yes
3. cruised the mall?
- yes with pink flowery glasses on!
4. skipped school?
- no
5. had surgery?
- yes.
6. had an injury?
- Yes
7. gone to court?
- No
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying/tipping?
- No.
9. caught something on fire?
- Hellz Yeah! What else are Boy Scouts for? ?JKJK!
10. lied about your age?
- Yes
TOTAL: 6

1. owned/rented an apartment?
- No
2. broke the law in the police's presence?
- No
3. cheated with someone?
- No
4. got in trouble with the police?
- No
5. talked to a stranger?
- All the time.
6. hugged a stranger?
- No
7. kissed a stranger?
- No.
8. rode in the car with a stranger?
- Yes
9. been harrassed?
- All the time.
10. been verbally harrassed?
-All of the time once again
TOTAL: 4

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online?
- Yes
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight?
- No but close
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight?
- No
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight?
- No
5. been to a fair?
- Yes. But this year was the worst it has ever been and I don't think I ever want to go back.
6. been called a bad influence?
-No
7. drink and drive?
- no.
8. prank-called someone?
- All the time! (Granny Num-Nums and her crumpets!)
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex?
- Yes.
10. cheated on a test?
-Who hasn't?
TOTAL: 5



-If You Have Less Then 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody.]
-If You Have M... ]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15160501/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15160501/ Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:19:14 PDT









NEW PUPPPY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

It be a mix between a lot of different dogs but mainly small ones...

O and Featherwind, I found another part of the corsaige on the floorboard of our car this morning! If you want it I will give it to you tomm morning!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15135590/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15135590/ Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:29:15 PDT take a look at this link
[link]

FLAMING SQUIRRELS OF DOOM!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15120329/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15120329/ Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:05:41 PDT
They are supposedly supposed to enter them in some contest on the radio to win a free trip to vegas... but anyways... It is just quite weird to see your parents holding bras and sewing crap to them.

Just thought you guys should know.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15064149/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/15064149/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:19:53 PDT [x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Why wouldn't it be?)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture. (All depends on what I is shoppin for.)
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS and a PS2. Couldn't live without that PS2!)
[x] You watch sports on TV. (New Orleans is actually winning for once!)
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[x] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] You like going to football games. (I even direct traffic at them 0.o)
[x] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (where would I be if I didn't do that?)
[x] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.

Total: 19

Your Girl Side
[] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink. (So corny but only real men wear Pink!)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[] You like wearing jewelry.
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Unfortunate, really)
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (More like less than 10!)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like. (sometimes but not all the time)
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[] You wear girl underwear.
[] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

total: 2

What can I say? I just ain't that much of a chick!

Man I could of totally turned this completly the wrong way. It would be great but... Yeah... not today.

Beasiesgal! I totally have some Guido stuff written if I can remember to show it to you tomm!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14961127/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14961127/ Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:15:38 PDT Cause I have wrangled into goin just because my mother wants to please my little sister for she wants to see some band called the Jonas Brothers live or somethin along those lines.
I have no idea who they be....

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14889781/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14889781/ Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:23:50 PDT
It took me forever to realize thats who it was but it most certaintly suprised me.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14831828/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14831828/ Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:07:43 PDT Finally!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14803776/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14803776/ Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:18:58 PDT
But the bad news is it looks like he may have to have surgery on his back left leg. A few years ago he had surgery on his right...

But all in all YAY! He gets to come back inside!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14778581/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14778581/ Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:03:50 PDT
It was an hour parody of Star Wars episode IV! Funny as hell!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14632687/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14632687/ Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:31:58 PDT Apparently my grandma has just comd down with double pneumonia and at 80 years old that is most definitly not a good thing! And I also just found out a few minutes ago that my grandpa has a growth on his back and they think it might be cancerous! AND MY PARENTS JUST NOW TELL ME THESE THINGS!

Anyways....
Not much else goin on other than that...

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14533415/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14533415/ Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:37:15 PDT I needs to know who all is gonna be there!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guitar Hero 80's edition! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14468196/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14468196/ Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:47:26 PDT I be having her party at my house this Saturday and she has invited all of you to go. The party will begin at 3 and end whenever we end it I quess....
Mary would really like it if all of you could show up!
WOOOOT! PARTY!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14372853/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14372853/ Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:46:08 PDT No more Wolf Man, Grizzly Adams, Wolverine, Frodo Baggins, Moses, Scruffy, or whatever the hell else people called me!

Not that there was a problem with that...

And most defintly no more of my friends howling as I walk down the hallway or somewhere...

But I most definitly feel better with out it!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14367830/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14367830/ Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:18:08 PDT So I want to shave it off, but then there is the argument of I took the time to grow it why get rid of it now?
I want opinions! I know it is up to me in the end... but what do you guys think?

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14339012/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14339012/ Sat, 25 Aug 2007 19:17:25 PDT And we had to get the pic of me and my bro posin on the log that had fallen across the river! We had lots of fun but man was that water COLD!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14308845/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14308845/ Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:49:56 PDT USHST3APHUF (period 01) Craig, Z
INTRO BUS (period 02) Parker, J SAT/ACT PRP (period 02) Subzali, Z
ALG 2 (period 03) Watts, M 0
BUS OWNSHP (period 04) Parker,
COMM APP (period 04) Baker, N 0
GEOMEOC (period 05) Marshall, C ENG3APHUMS (period 06) Dawson, A
USHST3APHUS (period 06) Craig, Z
TH ARTS 1 (period 07) Ellis, T
BCIS 1 (period 08)


So what is the deal with Mr. Hood only bein there for half of the year?
Is it like that on other peeps takin Humanities also?

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14295623/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14295623/ Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:01:47 PDT It is quite good!
And can anyone tell me what else Kevin Micheal Richardson has been on?

So I have been reading the series of unfortunate events and today while I was reading through the sixth one, I noticed that it was missing 5 pages! I was all like WTF I wonder why the library hasn't caught this yet.
So I walked up to the public library around 11:30 and to my suprise found out that today, the only day out of the entire week, is the day that they open at 1 in the afternoon. So here I am with a book that doesn't make much sense since it is missing 5 pages and nowhere to go. So I decided to go hang out at Kroger for awhile. So I stood in the book aisle of Kroger readin me some MAD magazines for awhile. After getting bored of that I wandered around a little bit more then decided to walk across the street to go wander Blockbuster for awhile. While I am standing there waiting to be able to cross the street, someone pulls up in this white car, stops in the middle of the street right in front of me, and throws a cigarette carton out the window sayin "Here, you can have these!" and then driving off.
Once again I was like WTF and then I was able to walk across the street and go to Blockbuster.
Finally the Library opens and I grab another copy of the book I was in the middle of and sit there and finish it. I then grabbed the last 4 books in the series and left.
On the way home from the Library, two of my friends from school drove by in the same car and they stopped in the middle of Blair Oaks and started yellin at me. He took off his hat and then his sunglasses and literally said "Chris! WTF is that? You really need to shave!" and then proceeded to drive down the road.
And then for dinner we went to Wendy's. And while there a couple of my buddies from football showed up, and the noticed me and were all like "OMG! Did this kid really grow a beard?" And then my brother of course had to go on and say "Naw. He just glued it on!" So we all got a laugh out of that!
So all in all, it was a pretty weird day...

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14272493/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14272493/ Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:05:06 PDT
So naturally I reach up to get it off of me when suddenly it feels like my finger is on fire! I got stung by some sort of flying insect!
AND IT HURTS REALLY BAD and my finger is all swollen....
I guess now I can find out if I am allergic to gettin stung by bees or hornets or whatever the hell it was the stung me.


*EDIT*
As I have pretty much already told most of you my finger is fine and I had no allergic reactions that I thought I might have.
Everything is all good and there is no signs of death yet.
On another note...
Did anyone catch, in the history portion of what we need to read over the summer, the date that is related to me?
It isn't exactly a happy thing that it is talkin about though....

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14202353/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/14202353/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:22:03 PDT
When my pics come in I will post them on here. They are beautiful!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13973383/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13973383/ Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:19:14 PDT But the drive up there is really gonna suck. But what is all gonna make it better is when we get to throw the axes. That's gonna be awsome! Along with all of the other fun and exciting things we get to do.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13920280/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13920280/ Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:06 PDT
I have learned many new details on my trip to New Mexico. One of the most important is that we are goin on 66 mile hike. A lot of talk has been going around of this sickness called AMC (Acute Mountain Sickness). Seeing as we, here in The Colony, are below 3,000 ft sea level, going up this high in the mountains is goin to cause some of us to go a little crazy in the heads. What happens is here, when we breathe in, we produce enough oxygen to get to all of our red blood cells. But when we enter the thinner atmosphere of higher sea levels we don't get enough oxygen to all of our blood cells and our body starts goin into overdrive to produce enough of it to keeps us breathing. And of course, my parents, have to bring up the fact that I had Pneumonia recently so it will probably be harder for me. Just great. Get's me right in that perfect frame of mind for an 11 day hike
in the mountains.

But anyways.

We leave Thursday morning. First we are all meeting at IHOP for our farewell breakfast and then packin up and leavin around 9. We be goin to Abilene and there we will stop for the afternoon. While we there we get a steak buffet, and then after that we see the Texas musical or somethin like that. Then for the night, we are stayin at some place that another Scout troop has set up called The Bunk or somethin like that. The next mornin we set off for Cimarron in New Mexico and arrive there near the end of the day. That night we will stay in a state camp there in Cimarron to get an extra 24 hours to get used to the new sea level. The next mornin we will then arrive in Philmont and begin our 66 mile hike that is spread out over 11 days with 10 miles in one day being our longest hike in one day. We will arrive back on the 16th. When I get back I will post many pics of the beautiful scenery and most definitly of the B-24 plane from WWII that crashed there. It's gonna be sweet. But not the fact that I will have to carry a 50 to 60 somethin backpack that entire time. It turns out, my crew, that was originally supposed to be composed of 12 people, has been reduced to 7. So know we are carrryin the load that would of been hella easier for 12 to carry on the shoulders of 7. And if we lose one more person... Our crew cannot go on anymore. For the BARE MINIMUM that can be in a crew is 7. So we are cuttin it pretty close.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13524673/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13524673/ Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:33:30 PDT
Rarely do great beauty and virtue dwell together as they do in you.

and

Your dearest wish will come true within the month.

Both very interesting fortunes!

WOOOT!
And Chris let me borrow Guitar Hero 2! So I have been rockin out these past few days and I am finally gettin better!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13434426/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13434426/ Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:51:13 PDT

For those of you that haven't heard the news, apparently there is a hacker that claims he has hacked into the publishing company that is publishing the last book and has read the entire book. He then posted everything that you want to know about it. Who dies at the end is among one of the things. Keep in mind that this could be complete prank but this is what he said.

At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.

Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)

Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.

Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux

If any of that is true I am gonna be so freakin pissed when I find out...
gosh ruined it for everyone now! MUHAHAHAHA!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13385943/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13385943/ Sun, 17 Jun 2007 20:46:50 PDT It was freakin hilarious! They brought back Jar Jar and he was there annoyin the hell out of Darth Vader pretty much the entire thing! He is the new classic for Robot Chicken!
And of course the classic parody of Bush with his Jedi Powers and his tacos! That one is freakin awsome as always! And the Palpatine one was on there! "What the hell is an Aluminun Falcon?"
All and all once again it was freakin awsome! I be glad I recorded it...

In other news...
I AM FINALLY FEELING BETTER! YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not completly healed yet....
but be gettin better finally! YAY!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13320288/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13320288/ Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:13:52 PDT
Details you guys may not want to read....


I still have this really bad cough, and now, not just mucus is coming up. Every once in awhile, it appears that a little blood is thrown in with it.
I have been on antibiotics since the first time I saw the doctor, and apparently, after the call my mother made to the doctor today, we found out it hasn't done didly squat to make this go away.
How we know this is, when the infection is still there the stuff comin up is yellow, and when the infection is gone or goin away, it becomes white.
Well.... It still be yellow, which isnt a good sign.
So I be goin back to the doctor tomm, to be asked questions about random crap and to probably get chest x-rays again.
If worse comes to worse I might even have to visit the hospital for awhile to get breathing treatments. Which wouldnt be any fun at all so I have heard from my dad....

But yea... I hope I get over this soon! I am so freakin tired of it!


~*Edit*~

The doctor this morning pretty much told us everything we already knew...
the blood in the mucus is comin from my chest... when it gets stuck their and i cough it up it will occasionly have blood thrown in...
The previous antiobiotics i was on apparently did no good at all.
She listened to me breathe again and said it sounds exactly how it did 8 days ago.
So she wanted to give me a shot to start me on some other antibiotics or somethin, but I was all like NO no shot! i dont want no shot!
so they didnt force me to.
I start a new antibiotc and hopefully this one will do better than the one i was on before. I go back in 10 days to see if it did any good.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13252070/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13252070/ Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:20:05 PDT it has been an interesting summer for me already.
It all started on the 25th of May, when I had a sore throat.
It only lasted for a few days, but that is when the cough developed.
I have had the cough since then, and apparently it has gotten progressively worse.
My mother took me to the doctor Tuesday.
The doctor was all like, "No symptons other than a cough and congestion... Thats weird"
So she listened to me breathing... with her little stethoscope thingy mabobber...
and to my suprise, when she was done listening, she turned to my mother and says "Can you go for chest x-rays today? He has some gurgling in his right lung"
So i went to get the chest x-rays, which was only right down the hall.
The lady took three of them, two at the same time which she then sent me back out so she could look at them, and then a third one after she pulled me back in, somethin about they werent clear enough....
So two days later, since today is Thursday, the doctor calls back and tells me....
"Mild pneumonia in right lung, come back in two weeks to get repeat x-rays!"
So now I have to take these humongous horse pills for two weeks and then go get more chest x-rays while I cough up both of my lungs for two more weeks or however much longer this lasts!
*I really hope this gets me out of summer camp!*
Dad already told me there is no way he is sendin me out in the woods for a week with Pneumonia. So maybe I wont have to go...

The damn mood emoticon thing isnt workin right so i cant change it...
so i think right now i would have to go with nervous and worried at the same time!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13191016/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13191016/ Sat, 02 Jun 2007 15:14:37 PDT we be playin us some of that Guitar Hero 2 and a lot of that so called Dance Dance Revolution makin fools of ourselves cause we all aint so good at it...
except for Chris
he pwns us all
no matter what we do
we be pwned by him
but either way
we still be havin fun!

FYI: Mary PWNS at Guitar Hero 2

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13176669/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13176669/ Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:49:41 PDT
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Has anyone ever read the book Inkheart?
i started it the other day and it is interesting to say the least.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13138257/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13138257/ Tue, 29 May 2007 12:59:59 PDT After 4 days, yes ladies and gentleman 4 days, the third Pirates movies has only made $142 million dollars putting it in third place for the highest grossing movie opening for the weekend.
Disney failed even after they attempted to cheat and nab the record from Spiderman 3 in first place with $151 million made in the first weekend.
Those dirty pirate hookers! They should of done better than that! But no, Spiderman 3, which really isnt that great of a movie, way to much talkin in my opinion and not enough fighting, had to beat out a movie that had nonstop piratey action and their confusing pirate codes! Cause pirates are way better than some man dressed in tights callin himself the human spider! lol

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13102223/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13102223/ Sat, 26 May 2007 14:45:10 PDT 2- I'll dare you to try something.
3- I'll say a color I associate with you.
4- I'll tell you something I like about you.
5- I'll tell you something I always remember about you / a first memory about you.
6- I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7- I'll ask you something I always wanted to ask you.
8- If I do this for you, you must put this in your journal.

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13076421/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/13076421/ Thu, 24 May 2007 13:28:19 PDT I checked my grades and Mr. Pishva (my physics teacher) has already posted final grades.
I MANAGED TO PASS! I got a 70 on the exam and passed the class with exactly a 70! I know, that is cuttin it a little close! But at least I passed!

Now all I have to worry about is this stupid summer reading project...
and my Eagle Project! Once I finish that and get my Board of Review for my Eagle Rank I will officially be done with Boy Scouts for the rest of my life! WOOOOOT!

]]> ~MasterCrutch http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/12980066/ http://MasterCrutch.deviantart.com/journal/12980066/ Wed, 16 May 2007 16:35:15 PDT well i was walkin home after school and i was sittin there jammin out to Dragonforce while crossin some street on the way home.
Well apparently this guy didnt see me crossin and was halfway turning when he had to slam on the brakes to miss me. Luckily the guy behind him saw this and stopped in time! but they guy behind him...
not so lucky! He hit the guy in front of them and me, I just kept on walkin jammin on to my Dragonforce as if nothing happened.

OMG TOMM IS THE AP TEST! I am so freakin stressed out about it right now too! but i know i gonna pass cause I kickass!

]]> ~MasterCrutch