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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. []
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [x]
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. []
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. []
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. []
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. []
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. []
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. []
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. []
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. []
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. []
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. []
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. []
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. []
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. []
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. [x]
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. [x]
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. []
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. []
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. []
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. []
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. []
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. []
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. [x]
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. []
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. [x]
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. []
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. []
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. [x]
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. []
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. []
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. []
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". []
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST. []
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. []
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. []
I DYE MY HAIR (CRAZY) COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. []
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. []
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. []
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. []
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. []
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. []
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. []
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. []
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [x]
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. []
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. []
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. []
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. []
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. []
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. []
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. []
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. []
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. []
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude and eat snails. []
I'm GREEK, so i MUST have a huge family. []
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. []
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. []
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. []
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. []
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. []
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. [x]
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. []
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. [x]
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. []
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. []
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. [x]
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. []
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. []
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. []
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. []
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. [x]
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. []
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. [x]
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. []
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. []
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. []
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. [x]
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. []
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. []
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. []
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. [x]
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. []
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. []
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. []
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. []
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. []
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. []
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. []
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. [x]
I hang out with drinkers and smokers, so... ]]> ~MattCat