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Also, I owe commissions and I'm a huge asshole.
I just moved back in with the parents and have internets now.
Please contact me if I owe you.
email: hayleybob@gmail.com

I SORRY. LOTS of shit's been going on. Blargh.

]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/10307430/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/10307430/ Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:03:12 PDT FIRSTLY.
I'm all moved out and job is had and rent is paid for this month and I'm settled in. I can finally calm the fuck down and get to business (commissions, yo).

BASICALLY I need to start one, finish another and.. well. I received 30 dollars in the mail (mum sent it from my old home address earlier this week, apparently it's been there a while. UGH SHE DIDN'T TELL ME.)
And I have NO IDEA who sent it to me.
I'm guessing that someone wanted an inked picture. So please, PLEASE note me, mystery commissioner.

To silverneokitsune, sorry it's been four weeks since the money was received, but the move was a hassle and now I'm actually established. I hope you understand, although I still feel like a huge dick. Ugh. I'll draw up a nice sketch this weekend to show you okay :B

]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9631803/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9631803/ Sat, 02 Sep 2006 15:43:57 PDT I might not be around for a few days guys, and It'll take a week or so until I can get a scanner D:
SEE YOUUU.





SRSLY contact me you bastards XD
- Not paid, no details given yet.
- Not paid, details given
- Not paid, details got!
- Not paid, details got!
- We still on, yo?
- Paid, details got!

I hope I haven't forgotten anyone D:

And there are some slots still available, oh yes. I need as many as I can take D:

I've decided that it would be easier that all payments are through paypal (Unless it's totally undoable and you can send concealed cash.) because of the currency thing, I use GPB. £

Full Character Sketch: £10
Full Character Inked: £15
Full Character inked and coloured: £20

Additional background: £10
Each Additional character per piece: £5

Pieces are real media for now, thanks to my crapped out tablet pen. (But digital will be available realsoon, since the boyfriend's doing a CGI course so needs to get himself a tablet anyway.)
Coloured with a mixture of markers and pencils.
And of course mailed to you afterwards.
I don't mind drawing nudity.

Currency converter over at [link]

More examples of my art are over at ~wrenish ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9589733/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9589733/ Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:39:54 PDT I have a list of those who noted me about commissions, so I'm putting statuses here so I don't forget and die of guilt and whatnot. Also to remind you guys too.


- Not paid, no details given yet.
- Not paid, details given
- Not paid, details woman! *nudge*
- Not paid, details needed

I hope I haven't forgotten anyone D:

And there are some slots still available, oh yes. I need as many as I can take D: Moving out is nigh. *stares at tenancy contract* o__o

Full Character Sketch: $10/£10
Full Character Inked: $15/£15
Full Character inked and coloured: $20/£20

Additional background: $10/£10
Each Additional character per piece: $5/£5

More examples of my art are over at ~wrenish

:B! ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9473404/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9473404/ Sun, 23 Jul 2006 23:38:56 PDT SO I pretty much -need- all the money I can get to start me off, as well as selling random crap like my musical instruments and whatnot. Lulz trombone.
(*dudething I have a piece inked for you to look at. hrhr.)

Full Character Sketch: $10/£10
Full Character Inked: $15/£15
Full Character inked and coloured: $20/£20

Additional background: $10/£10
Each Additional character per piece: $5/£5

More examples of my art are over at ~wrenish

Note away, my babies! Note away.

Oh and this sounds really bitchy, but I'd prefer it if you didn't comment with something like "I wish I could but I haf no monies lulzzz" because that really won't help.

Narr /stress/. ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9418508/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9418508/ Tue, 18 Jul 2006 16:57:15 PDT LOBSTERLOBSTERLOBSTER
I'll colour shit. yes. ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9328601/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9328601/ Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:38:23 PDT ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9306736/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9306736/ Fri, 07 Jul 2006 21:55:15 PDT ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9014446/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/9014446/ Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:07:09 PDT [link]
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8973276/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8973276/ Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:23:58 PDT Saturday was awsm omg yay got wasted etc BBQ meat meat oldskool friends BEES see livejournal.
But this morning killed it.
One of my rats, Log, died in my arms. agh. She was fine earlier, honestly.
Woke up Peter and we buried her .__.
Well obviously something had to go wrong, seeing as everything else about my birthday fun went to plan, for the first time ever.
I need to get smashed tonight. Again. WITH MUM! ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8917216/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8917216/ Tue, 30 May 2006 01:36:30 PDT I'll be 18. I'M GONNA BUY PR0NS.
Well no. I have no money.
O WELL STILL HAPPY.
LJusersecret is coming out with more gems, I'M THERE AGAIN HAHA. Called a bitch again. Yeah okay. They know?
Oh when people hate you and you -really- couldn't care less, you're even civil and they hate that too. XD

Weekend was pretty goods. Peter and I got a free ice cream cone from crazy icecream man, cause I told him Peter was an icecream man virgin. WELL he was. I popped his fucking icecream man cherry. Yesss.
Saved random pigeon from DOOOOM.
GOT a fucking phone finally. I need to to call drug dealers and mafia bosses and hitler.
Had a nice stroll down to the lakes with the dog and had a PIC-A-NIC omf. Doritoes, salsa, GIANT AERO MINTY BAR and a bottle of vanilla coke. OH and a satsuma. THEY ARE IN MY BELLYYYYY *wiggle, churn,gurgle*

Shit I'm gonna do some art this week, definitely next week if not this. I PROMISE.
I'm lazy :B

New tool is candy for my eardrums guys.
WARNING. SONG LYRICS. NEVER BEFORE HAVE I DONE THIS.
But goddamn they are just SO RELEVANT.

Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been out your head
Eye hole deep in muddy waters
You practically raised the dead

Rob the grave to storm the cradle
Then burn the evidence down
Soapbox house of cards and glass so
Don't be tossin' your stones around

You must have been high
You must have been high
You must have been

Foot in mouth and head up ass
So what you talkin' 'bout?
Difficult to dance 'round this one
'til you pull it out, boy

You must have been so high
You must have been so high

Steal, borrow, reap or save your shady inference
Kangaroo done hung the jury with the innocent

Now you're weeping shades of chosen indigo
got lemon juice up in your eye

When you pissed all over my black kettle
You must have been high, high
You must have been high, high

Who are you to wave your finger?
So full of it
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters
Fuckin' hypocrite

Liar, lawyer -- mirror show me
What's the difference?
Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent

NOW
you're weeping shades of chosen indigo
got lemon juice up in your high
EYE
When you pissed all over my black kettle
You musta been

So who are you to wave your finger?
Who are you to wave your fatty fingers at me?
You must have been out your mind

Weeping shades of indigo
shed without a reason
weeeping shades of indigo

Liar, lawyer, mirror
For you what's the difference
Kangaroo be stoned
He's guilty as the government

NOW
you weeping shades of chosen indigo
get lemon juice up in your eye


Now when you pissed all over my black kettle
You musta been high, high, high, high
Eyeballs deep in (bloody?) waters
You're balls deep in muddy waters

Ganja police!!!

You must have been out your mind ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8837297/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8837297/ Sun, 21 May 2006 17:16:24 PDT If it rains on the 3rd of June there will be no birthday park-bound BBQ party D:
So yeaah. I had a nice weekend, despite the rain. Peter was here, brought me some hair bleach and PURPLE dye. BUT the dye job is postponed until wednesday, as Peter bought bleach powder, but no peroxide cream. SO I sent my happy hairdresser buddy out to nick me a bottle of peroxide cream when he next works. Yeee.
And today I taught daddy how to use INTARWEB MESSAGEBOARDS, which was made all the more hilarious because he was drunk.

LJ informs me that I'm a bitch. SHIT. They found me out. I'm a meany because I'm fat, ugly and insecure D: *cut cut*
GOD. Nobody understands meeee. My life is a spiralling black abyssssss. I must take everyone down with me, those bitches!
I like tacos.

Oh man guys XD Go check out "LJusersecret" BEST. WANKFEST. EVER. CAPSLOCK.
Although most of it is about crazy boob nazis as far as I can see.
BABY FORMULA IS MURDER. ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8796079/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8796079/ Wed, 17 May 2006 08:15:15 PDT NO they do not mean "RACIAL RESISTANCE", you fucking retard.

End rant. I am not going into what they mean to various religions and the history, seeing as they've been around for like 3 millenia because you should KNOW. Go abuse google if you're just dying to learn something.

Bleh. KIDS. ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8790627/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8790627/ Tue, 16 May 2006 16:49:15 PDT I AM A VIKING.
AND A NAZI.
AND LIKE. I HAVE THIS SWORD. DIE.



I'm also highly overweight, I have to wear special-made sweatpants. Ew. And my arms are too fat to bend, so I can't reach my face to wash and shave it. BUT thankfully I can withstand to hold my hand up long enough to FLICK YOU OFF WITH MY SAUSAGE FINGERS. Want some EGG it's stuck in my bristley upper lip.
FUCKDAMN Don't you even WATCH ME if you are a girl, or my poser girlfriend will chant emo poetry at you and snatch your eyes from your sockets because they have seen my gallery, she HATES clingy girls. FUCK ALL YOU WIGGERS AND NERDS.


CHILDREN. >:C




50 brownie points to anyone who knows who I am mocking. ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8774118/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8774118/ Mon, 15 May 2006 01:38:58 PDT [link]

An epic movie all about one of my rats, Bean, and his many many talents. ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8762192/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8762192/ Sat, 13 May 2006 19:29:32 PDT And to celebrate I'm gonna bleach my tips and dye them blue. Slick. (And of course, get fucking toasted with my old school buds.)

And most probably change the colour every few months. Yay for semi-permanent.

Win. ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8742274/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8742274/ Thu, 11 May 2006 17:05:17 PDT Anyway.
I'm back here, I've moved here, ENJOY. ]]> ~Matted-Jack http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8665723/ http://Matted-Jack.deviantart.com/journal/8665723/ Wed, 03 May 2006 19:30:18 PDT
If I see any "OMG WELCOME TO DA" Comments... Yeah fuck just don't.
It will prove to me that you people who do that are brainless and fail to READ.

So hay guys. Watch me back sometime. ]]> ~Matted-Jack