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]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/24521439/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/24521439/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:36:56 PDT
On a more personal note, last Friday I was in an ATV crash. I was at a friend's house along with another friend of mine. My friend whose house we were at owns an All Terrain Vehicle. We had previously ridden on the ATV earlier that week, and as we were about to leave, she offered to give us one last ride. Naturally, we said sure and off we all went. After a while we all were laughing and speeding around her property. At some point her father had to talk to us about driving up and down her long drive way. He told us to stay off that rode and that, "we should be more careful so we wouldn't get into a crash." We went back to driving in her large backyard. We were about to quit when my friend who owned the ATV started to drive up a hill, thinking it was a short cut rode that would lead back up to her house. As we reached the top, we saw that we were headed into a narrow dirt ledge thing.

On the left was a large pile of rocks, in the middle was a shallow ditch that was about 3 feet wide and 2 feet deep, and to the right was the dirt side of the hill that rose up on the right of us. Water that had landed on the top of the hill on the right of the ledge had trickled down the hill and cut into the dirt side. At the bottom of the hill, it would collect and create a long gulch that ran along the side of the ledge for a couple yards.

Basically we had no time to stop and none of us were wearing helmets. My friend tried to drive over the gulch, but because of the slotted side of the hill one of the tires got caught or slipped into the gulch. The ATV's back pitched forward and threw us off to the left on to hard dirt. My friend and I hit the ground first. Since I had my hands around her waist when we were thrown off, I tried to fall on my back to keep her from smashing into the ground. It worked for the most part, although she did hurt her knee. As for my other friend, he landed almost on his feet and he sort of was thrown into me. Despite getting my knee, arm, and shoulder scrapped up, I was glad I could somewhat soften their falls.

When the dust settled, the left wheel had been cracked out of place, the left shock spring was busted off, the body was cracked around the back of the front left tire, and an array of small bits and pieces of the vehicle were scatted everywhere. Her parents weren't happy, but she wasn't punished. She currently is wearing a knee brace to provide support for her injured knee. She'll be fine in a few weeks or less. As for my other friend, he was almost completely unharmed. As for me, my scrapes and cuts are healing up, and even though I hurt my knee I can still stand on it. It only hurts a little when someone bumps my knee.

That's all for now. See yah later. =3

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/22990035/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/22990035/ Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:15:50 PST

Now my blood can help those who really need it, or at the least, vampires can have something to drink without actually turning people into their soul-less minions.


]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/22743722/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/22743722/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:17:44 PST
Well about 2 weeks ago, after hearing about it from several people (her step mom, her 9 year old sister, her little brother), I drove 2 hours to my girlfriend's house to ask her if she was really cheating on me. The answer was yes. It turns out that she now liked someone she had told me she'd never go out with me. When I asked her if she loved me at all anymore and and if she really cared about the other guy. She laughed as she told me "no, and yes."

The drive back to Pullman was the longest one I've ever driven.

Luckily, this isn't the first time this has happened to me. I suppose it made this time hurt less. Anyways, after our talk she said she still wanted to be my friend but after 2 weeks on not hearing from her, I'm going to cut my loses and send a letter telling her not to bother contacting me or anything like that.

Other then that, life's been great. I've made wonderful friend here in Pullman, my boss is moving me up to a part time cook, and I finally have time to start up art again. ^ ^

Life is too short to dwell on petty things and stay mad at people. Try to surround yourself with real friends and leave the drama to others.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/21343892/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/21343892/ Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:13:32 PST
What is your favorite movie quote?

I have two.

1. "What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What are you two animals doing in my beloved head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why are you not stomping Private Pyle's guts out?" -Full Metal Jacket

2. "....They sucked out his brains..." -Star Ship Troopers



Heads up: So far, the votes are leaning towards Rain doing something hot. If anyone wants to say otherwise, vote darn you! lol

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/21008106/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/21008106/ Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:00:15 PDT
Characters:
Anubis:
[link] [link]
Dark Wolf:
The yellow dude on the right- [link] [link] Emo Darkie- [link]
Hex:
[link]
Rain:
[link] [link]

As an added twist, please mention what you want them to be doing. For an example: Hanging out on the beach, laying in bed, taking a shower, ect....

Nothing too extreme please.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/20918717/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/20918717/ Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:16:50 PDT -[link]
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You can either leave a message on SA about the pictures or send your comments here, either way, please tell me what you think.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/20918133/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/20918133/ Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:24:02 PDT
This seems really strange because last night I was able to put up my Tallo picture. Then suddenly, DA says, "fuck you" and won't let me upload anymore pics.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/20597718/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/20597718/ Sun, 21 Sep 2008 08:05:52 PDT
First things first, I moved from my home town of Spokane to Pullman. Its a college town in the middle of nowhere. There are no mountains around to look at, only hills, wheat, and college. There are a few interesting places around here like an anime/comic shop I saw one day when I was walking around, but other then that, there's nothing here.

School for me started up back in August. Pullman high school is much smaller compared to my old school CV in both size and number of students. PHS ((Pullman High School)) is 1.4 miles from my house which means on average, I walk almost 3 miles every day just to get to and from school while carrying a backpack that weighs probably 50lb. So far, like always, one of the only things going for me at that school is my art. Most of my classes by now have asked for some type of drawing assignment and as a result, I'll get some popularity points. The other upside is that I have managed to make at least 2 really good friends.

During most weekends, right after school, I will drive non-stop for almost 2 hours to get to Spokane to see my mom and to spend time with my lovely girlfriend Hailey. Come Sunday night, I have to drive another 2 hours back to Pullman. On every other weekend, I have to work up at the Cub as a part time dishwasher. Then on the Sundays of those weekends, I'll drive back to Spokane to maybe see Hailey for 2 or 3 hours ((Because her parents suck fat nuts and limit our already shortened time together)) and then go back to Pullman.

My free time; aside from seeing Hailey, is spent doing homework for school, cleaning our house, and trying to earn gas money to make my trips out to Spokane.

I guess that I would have to say my life isn't bad right now, but I'm not enjoying myself out here. The sense of familiarity is gone. The streets aren't "my" streets anymore. I can't go on walks anymore and bump into an old friend. I can't go into a store and say hi to a person that works there because I haven't gone into any of the stores and they wouldn't remember me. Its strange being in Pullman, and its even more strange to go back to your home town, drive down your old street, go by your old house that you had lived in for 12 or 13 years, and know that it and the big open field you use to play in are going to be torn down to make parking lots.

Don't worry though, I'm still working on all of your trades or request. Slowly, but surely, they are getting done. I'm sorry if it seems like I'm complaining, but I just want people to know what's going on. Also, I'm sorry this journal is so freaking long.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/20113440/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/20113440/ Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:54:46 PDT

It all started early this week when I was helping my girlfriend move all her family's stuff out of her old house. While carrying their wash ((for clothing)) out of their garage, I tripped over some red bricks that were next to the opening of the garage and had the stupid thing fall on me.


Another example of my lack of balance or what have you, was yesterday. After spending the night in the new house that my father and I are moving into in Pullman, I was walking across the street to where my Dad's truck was parked because I had went back to grab some items. My Dad, for some unknown reason decided to stop on a steep slopping parking exit which was covered in gravel. I totally slipped while trying to go around to the right side of the truck to get in and the pavement ate a large chunk of skin off my arm.


Other then those two incidents, I have walked into a poll, almost tripped off some steps while mowing the lawn, got caught on door handles, had doors swung into my face as people were opening them, and fallen over some sacks.


Any comments?

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19715024/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19715024/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:02:05 PDT



Daycare operator drives over babies

July 29 2008 at 06:36PM

A Pietermaritzburg woman who operated a day care centre for toddlers accidentally drove her car into ten babies on Tuesday, killing one and injuring the others, police said.



Superintendent Henry Budhram said the accident took place at Oriental Daycare Centre in Pietermaritzburg's Orient Heights suburb shortly after 3pm.



Apparently the woman's husband arrived home and parked the car in front of the garage. The woman decided later to move the car, but instead of reversing she accidentally engaged the wrong gear and drove forward into the garage, striking the children who were playing inside the garage.



Netcare 911 spokesperson Chris Botha said an eight-month-old baby was killed and another was critically injured. The seven other babies were all described as being in a serious condition.



[link] iol. co. za/index. php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=nw20080729182635498C529338

THERE IS A GOD OUT THERE, AND HE KNOWS WHAT'S FUNNY!!!

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19631282/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19631282/ Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:27:52 PDT
For as far back as I remember, my brother treated me like shit. He always made fun of me, went out of his way to try to hurt me or just be mean, always told me he hated me and that I shouldn't be his little brother, mocked my friends, ridiculed my art work, made my parents doubt their abilities, said rascal things about me in front of our family, cursed in front of my girlfriend, said I'm not black or a son of my father because I'm not as dark as he is, hates our mother for telling him he was getting out of hand, thinks my dad hates him because he wants my brother to get a job instead of laying around the house all day while using up gas, electricity, water, and food, and he's almost killed me ((on purpose)) 6 times.

For 16 of my 17 years of being on this planet, I have always tried to love my brother and be a good younger brother to him. I always tried to help him, do things for him, cover for him when he could have been busted by my mom and dad, woke him up for school and other appointments for the last 7 years and thousands of other things with out one thank you. It was just until this last year that I realized, I can't fucking stand the very thought of my brother. It was when I was thinking about how I would feel if people in my family suddenly died, and I notice that I felt happy at the thought of my own brother's demise. Most of this year I've spent not talking to him, or just letting him know flat out that hes a total prick.

In a few days, my brother is going to be joining the army, and he's been suddenly saying sorry to some of the people he thinks he "MIGHT" have mistreated, even though he clams he's going into the military because none of us love him. ((I know I don't, but sadly, my parents still do.)) Tonight, I was suppose to have dinner with my brother and father in a last ditch effort to fix our little "misunderstanding". I told my dad , that him and my mom were the greatest parents a kid could ever have, but my brother was a son of a bitch and that I'd rather walk into hell then ever see his face again.

Most of you have known me for a while, and know that I don't get mad easily, and that I like to have fun. ^ ^ Is it wrong to hate someone who has treated you worse then dirt your entire life just because they're leaving cause they're disillusioned minds think the world is out to get them when all they've ever done is be a complete dick to the rest of humanity?

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19300777/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19300777/ Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:42:21 PDT
For some back-story, her ex boyfriend had cheated on her with my ex girl friend a looooong time ago and some how this year, her and I just started to hang out.

Anyways, there is a very sluty girl who is kinda dating my friend and every time I'm walking around, she sees me and just has to try to spend time with me. She's shallow and annoying and I really want to throw her into a trash compactor some times. Sadly, I can't be rude to her because I was raise to treat all females with respect. ((CURSE BEING A GENTLEMAN!!!)) Recently, this girl has been wanting me to call her and have us hang out. I don't want to because I can't stand her, AND I don't want my girl friend to think I'm not being faithful to her or something like that.

My question is: What do I do?! Do I stay a gentleman and be kind to a person I don't like, or do I tell her to step off and not have to worry about Hailey ((my girlfriend)) getting the wrong idea?

Please help! T_T

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19251055/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19251055/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:37:50 PDT
Some people believe that truth is relative, that it depends on each individual to choose what they think is real or not. Other believe that some truths are absolute and others aren't. There are even those who think there is an unyielding truth to the universe that no man , woman, or child can change.

I was just wondering, what do all of you think about truth?

I do realize that this could possibly be very personal to some of you so no one has to answer this, but it would be nice to see what you guys and gals think.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19196955/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19196955/ Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:32:05 PDT
Anyways, the king of the blues is having a show at the Cour De Lane casino today and this might be the last show he'll ever do here..........and I can't go to it. My dad is out of town this weekend, my mom won't go with me because she doesn't like his music or casinos in general, I can't take my friends because non of them know who he is, and the one friend that does is a girl and her parents won't let her go unless one of my parents was there with us.



Damn it. >_<

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19101371/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/19101371/ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:11:55 PDT
1. Door - Swing.
2. Big - Eyes. ((Don't ask, just roll with it.))
3. Slip - Ice.
4. Stroke - Skin.
5. Wind - Grass moving.
6. Love - Hate.
7. Time - Ticking.
8. Bunny - Goodyear tires. (( >:3 ))
9. Nap - Napalm.
10. Bounce - Clubs.

I'm very interested what comes to all of your minds when you hear words, so please either use the 10 words from this list, or make up your own, and then write down what comes to all of your devious, twisted little minds like me. You don't have to do this, but it could be fun. ^^

I am working on those trades so don't worry.

TTFN - Mayonaka000

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18879657/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18879657/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:40:09 PDT
Just as a little treat for those of you who read these darn things of mine, I would like to share some comments from my year book, so let's get to it:

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"Memories in the making with your MOM! P.s. Not with your real mom, she is nice."
-Biscuit


""Ein Auge für ein Auge bildet die vollständigen Weltvorhänge." Taranslation: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." -Ghandi."
-Zach

"I want to blow stuff up with my mind."
-Joe

"So you're half black and full cool. See you next year."
-Nate

"HA, signed your crack!"
-Joshua

"Hey Jonny! I stopped hanging out with you, but I hope I can make it up to you next year. <3"
-Ali

"Have a good, fantastic summer. Shoot you later."
-Jake

"You're mike is off!!! Its been one....interesting year....um....yeah, you are sure to be....one wonderful person. Have a weird summer!"
-Andrew (a.k.a) Mormon

"Blackychan, you are my favorite person to annoy."
-Kevin

"I'll eat your SOCKS this summer Jonny."
-Mike

"Hope your life is nice and useful like toilet paper. Have a nice summer."
-Joelle (a.k.a) Mike's girl

"Hey! Jon! Can't believe you're moving! Call me Babe!"
-Sam

"Hello Jonathan! I will never remember how to spell your name, but I will remember your quirky anntics. <3 We all love 50's slang. Your parents did a wonderful job, you are very well mannered, you're attractive which is also your parents fault."
-Hailey

"Dud, its been a blast this year! Waving at you and all. Can't wait to see you next year. Have an Awesome summer."
-Darcey

"Jonny! Its been an awesome and weird year. Looking forward to another next year. Call or something over this summer if you want to hang out. Have a grat summer dude. EAT BABIES!!! "
-Damion

"Sherlock, you should have played football. Oh well. You made Pauley's class almost bareable, almost. Have a great summer."
- Eric

"Hey what's up, yo. I had fun all year with you. See you next year. But let's hope we have more than one class together. Love the art you do. Keep up the good work. Oh.....and remember, Arnold. lol"
- Kyle

"Jonathan, You are a gentlemen and a scholar. Never stop drawing and keep your eyebrows."
-Josh
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That's all for now. I am working on your pictures so don't worry. TTFN!
-Mayonaka000

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18635753/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18635753/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:21:05 PDT
This last weekend, I was at my mom's house. I was resting on the couch, zoning out when suddenly, my mom throws what I think is a live squirrel on me!!!

I nearly jumped out of my skin, and then I fell off of the couch and landed on to the floor. It was only later that I discovered that she had only tossed the gray TV remote control to me so I could pause the movie we had been watching...



I'm gonna snap soon if this keeps up. @_@ ;

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18522618/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18522618/ Tue, 27 May 2008 06:36:48 PDT
Blame school. Only 2 1/2 more weeks untill summer and then I can truely finish all my trades or requests for:

1. Sandmanthespirit - Request
2. Rapidfirefang - Gift
3. Perelandra's cousin or sister. ((Can't remember, sorry.)) - Gift
4. crusherthehedgehogaw - Request or Gift ((Can't remember))
5. faye-craddock - Request or Gift ((Can't remember))
6. Kakashifem - Trade ((Kill me because I've taken so long!!! I am so sorry Dawn.))
7. karyatidi - Request or Gift ((Can't remember))
8. Illusional-Seasons - Trade


I AM A MAN WHORE FOR NOT DOING THESE FOR SO LOOOOOOOONG!!!!! D:

If you are on this list and don't remember, that just how long ago it was. Its my overwhelming guilt that made me remember these pictures


T_T A thousand apologies to everyone.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18163082/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18163082/ Sun, 04 May 2008 10:58:26 PDT
]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18078098/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/18078098/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:47:31 PDT
Between those days, I have 2 meetings....a tux to pick up...tests....and getting a white rose......



-MOTHER F@#%ING, C@%K GOBBLING B%#CH T!#S!!!!!!!!-

Sorry, its gonna be a bad week. -_-;

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17947796/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17947796/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:33:21 PDT

Coming up for me:

-Tests in school.
-Honor society party.
-Teen student council thing.
-My uncle's birthday party.
-Getting my new ipod.
-Prom with my friend Kina.



@_@ I feel tired already.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17704527/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17704527/ Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:14:42 PDT
Did I do something wrong? Is the site down? Is it not coming up for anyone else?


I hope someone can help me out.

-Darkie.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17648969/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17648969/ Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:59:11 PDT
Good:
1. Got a new ring.
2. Drew 3 awesome pictures.
3. Went parasailing.
4. Met a couple of cool people.
5. Had a real taco.
6. Drank pina coladas.
7. Took pictures.
8. Sang "Heartbreak hotel" at the karaoke bar- ((By my own widdle self.))
9. Bought gifts for friends back home.
10. Missed 2 days of school and now has a full week of vacation.

Bad:
1. Was frisked by a female security guard.
2. Constant racial remarks from my brother were directed at me.
3. Brother and father gave me their colds.
4. Fell into the ocean after jumping out of a boat and having a giant wave crash down on me.
5. When I fell into the water, I had my back pack.
6. The back pack had my ipod, my brother's ipod, his cell phone, our camera, my Dracula book, and 3 of my new art pads which already had drawing is them.
7. .....2 of the pina coladas had rum in them.
8. Got buzzed from the rum.
9. Got a hang over from the rum.
10. ....Passed out in my cabin from the rum.
11. Got sun burned on my nose and cheeks. ((The ones on my face. >_<)
12. Lost my voice from hanging out in the karaoke bar every night.

Right now, I just happy to be home again. ^_^

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17534343/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17534343/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:57:33 PDT
Once again my brother and father drag me off to my most hated enemy: The ocean.

Why do they think that if they keep taking me on cruses, I'll like them? Look, I'm a simple guy who likes to experience life. Road trips are great for me, so are visiting forests and water falls. Being spoiled on a huge boat is boring and I'M SURROUNDED BY THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!!

Reasons for fearing the ocean:
1. Any place that has a solid record of taking ships down is a bad place to go to.
2. LOOK AT ALL THE SCENERY!! OVER THERE IS SOME WATER, AND OVER HERE IS MORE WATER. MAYBE IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSE, YOU MIGHT SEE EVEN MORE FUCKING WATER!
3. Humans have barely covered 25% of the ocean.
4. Scientists are finding new types of creatures every day in the ocean.
5. The ocean has deep sea trenches that no one has truly explored.
6. If you fall off the boat at night, you dead.
7. Drowning.
8. You can bleed to death faster in water then on land.
9. You are completely surrounded by water YOU CAN'T FREAKING DRINK!
10. Things in the ocean like humans. They think we are "NOM".
11. Boats can sink.
12. World pools.
13. BFW- Big Fucking Waves.


...........Its creepy that I have thirteen reasons why I am terrified by something. I just noticed that....

Wish me luck as I brave the waters once more....Arrrrgh.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17381528/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17381528/ Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:09:25 PDT
.....It'll be my day of coming out of my mother, into this wretched world.....thingie. >.>

Though I have learned a lot this year, I don't wish to get any older. I feel old enough to be 80, despite the fact that I'll only be turning 17.

F%#k you Reaper!!!! I'm still alive!

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17297308/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17297308/ Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:08:37 PDT
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]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17090671/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/17090671/ Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:58:11 PST [link]

READ IT!

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16946354/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16946354/ Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:15:11 PST
But when numbers are on they're own, I still like some of them because there's so much drama. Let me show you.

#0- Out of all the numbers, 0 is the most suicidal because he is nothing and will never be anything else. Luckily, the rest of the numbers love 0 so to keep him from shooting up a school or something, they put him in the front of the line so he can have a bleak ray of hope in his dim, pitiful little world.

#1.-1 is the slap happy child of all the numbers. He is the equivalent of Tommy from Rugrats but in number form.

#2.-2 is 1's life-long amigo. Ever since they met in the Philippines, they've been bffs.

#3.-3 for some unknown reason, wishes to be friends with 1 but all she can do when she is around him is tease him. This has been the cause of a long drawn out hostility between 3 and 2.

#4.-The motherly figure in the whole group, keeping peace between everyone and is happy to give people some advice. She really is a caring soul.

#5.-5 is the drunken Uncle who you love to spend time with but saddly, he's always getting into trouble in strange ways.

#6.-6 is 5's teenage son and though he may act like he can't stand his dad, he really does love him and is always looking out for him.

#7. -Ah yes, the bitchy slut of numbers. She uses her seductive form to get her way and often goes after 5. As a result, 6 and 7 fight all the time.

#8.-8 is the love of 7's life but he shall never be her's. He is noble....but stupid at the same time. He's like that funny old mayor who thinks he's cool but we all know we keep him around to make us laugh.

#9.-9 is 8's creepy nerd assistant.

#10.-10 is everyone's loving grandpapy.

#11.-11 has ADHD.......Go figure.

#12.-12 is a love baby and likes to bob his hemp fro around.


The sad thing is, I've always thought of numbers like this and as the years go on.....I think of more numbers. o_o

That's all for now. TTFN!

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16865192/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16865192/ Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:23:01 PST
Don't forget to vote! [link]

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16741360/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16741360/ Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:45:47 PST
Okay, I will do a fan-service ((kind of a sexy drawing)) picture of one of my characters that gets the most votes.

I'm sure you're all thinking, "WTF Mayo?" Its simple, I'm bored and want to know who is my coolest/cutest/sexy character I've made so far. So yeah.

Characters:

Anubis:[link]
Dark Wolf:[link]
Hex:[link]
Kimi:[link]
Lilly:[link] [link] ((The girl grabbing Anubis's.....loin cloth.))
Rain:[link]
Silver:[link]

Just tell me who you're voting for and why so I can keep track of everything. The deadline for voting is the 29th.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16650508/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16650508/ Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:19:51 PST
Now, I'm sure people think I'm insane for thinking this, but I rather like it like this. Its one of the few times I can walk out into my field and enjoy total silence. Once I find a place to stand in the powdery snow, then all the sounds of the cars, apartments, and people around my house are turned off. It like putting ear plugs in. The air around you kind of closes in so it feels dense and you're own breathing becomes amplified. For a brief moment in time, the world stops being so crazy.

Okay, I'm done with my little rambling. =3

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16608489/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/16608489/ Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:19:22 PST
I am so gonna go streeking or something.

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]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/15785814/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/15785814/ Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:46:46 PST
I came home with my friend Mike and shot my new compound bow out in the backyard. When we came back in, I hopped on to the computer to check some manga stuff and noticed that my brother; who is the biggest low brow, god-complex, dumb %*$@, had left his profile on. NOT only that, he was signed on to myspace. Well, I could have listened to the little angel on my shoulder but he hates my brother to so.....me and my friend totally RAPPED his myspace. We put gay clown porno on his profile, rainbows, stars, Richard Simmines, and men in bondage gear on there!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!! This is what he gets after years of being a stupid jerk!

Now you must be thinking, "Well that was over-kill." OOOOOOOOOOOOH NO. Far from it. I went through his pictures, found porn and then DELETED ALL OF IT! I left no traces that It was me and he'll probably think it was a hacker or one of his friends messing with him.

I don't think I've ever been so happy in my life. ^ ^

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/15297315/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/15297315/ Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:12:16 PDT
Ramen.

I'm off to rain down candy terror on little children from a tree.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14739355/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14739355/ Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:53:21 PDT [link]

That one request is still open so ask me.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14675172/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14675172/ Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:00:19 PDT
I passed on the first try with a score of 92% =3

That's all for now so stay cool.

Ps. I will take ONE more request or trade. Its first come, first serve.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14507636/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14507636/ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:45:33 PDT


P.S. I saw a lady with a lazy eye today....and when I was talking to her, I didn't know which I I should look at. O_O TRUE STORY.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14366332/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14366332/ Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:31:49 PDT
The rules are:
1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged
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1. What's a commonly used nickname people call you by?
Jon, Jonny, Jon boy, Jonny boy, Jon jon, and Sherlock. lol X3

2. What's your favorite color?
Black.
3. What's your favorite food?
Meat.

4. Are you a squeamish person?
Nooooooooooope. ^ ^

5. What's your favorite animal?
Wolves.

6. Biggest pet peeve?
People who hate others just because of who they are or where they're from.

7. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Japan, Italy, London and Africa.

8. Do you cry easily?
No...I could feel really sad but I won't cry. Its not that I don't want to but it feels like I'm empty and can't shed a tear.

9. Do you generally have a good, loving family?
Kinda. =/

10. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes!. 83

11. Do you have many phobias?
Yup.

12. Favorite genre of music?
Everything but country.

13. What's your thought on homosexuals?
I have nothing against homosexuals. One of my friends is a lesbian.

14. Are you a trend setter, a trend follower, or do you dress originally?
I dress how I want to and don't let others change my mind.

16. Do you like school?
I don't like it, but I don't hate it.

17. Are you known to spend your money quickly?
Sometimes, sometimes not.

18. What time is it right now?
2:18 pm

19. Are you on the computer a lot?
Yeah, but not too much.

20. What happened to number 20?
What happened to your FACE!! lol jk

21. Pet hermit crabs- a good thing or a bad thing?
....Wtf? XD

22. Leftie or Righty?
I'm a righty.

23. Do you have any scars/stretch marks, etc?
Yeah. I have a lot of them.

24. Do you have dull elbows or pointy elbows?
Both.

25. Timmies or Starbucks?
Neither. I don't like coffee. XP

26. Do you have any sleeping problems?
Nope.

27. Are you a shy person?
Yeah. ^///^

28. Are you a gift-giver?
Sometimes. =3

29. Warm or cold tea?
Both.

30. Do you like meeting new people?
Why not.

31. Tag this quiz to 7 people.

I TAG:

C0nkz

Cluastrophobia

Essinia


Lisashade

Twinny4ever

mikesama92

mirina-fox

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14177116/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14177116/ Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:43:10 PDT
I'm gonna ask if I could have what's left of them when they're done pulling my wisdom teeth out.

The part that sucks is that at midnight tonight, I can't have anything to drink or eat until the surgery on Thursday. XP

Wish me luck.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14113240/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/14113240/ Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:08:47 PDT
]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13555095/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13555095/ Sat, 30 Jun 2007 18:17:41 PDT ________________________________________ ___
lol I stole this from Perelandra.

Rules
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.

Characters Chosen:
A.) Dark Wolf
B.) Rain
C.) Silver
D.)Anubis


1) How old are you?
Dark Wolf: "16."
Rain: " I'm 20."
Silver: "21 and still kicking."
Anubis: "Ancient, let's just go with that."

2) Height?
Dark Wolf: "About 5 foot 8."
Rain: *Giggles* "I'm 5 feet and 5 inches tall."
Silver: "6 foot 2. Awww, Rain you're so cute."
Anubis: "7 feet."

3) You got any bad habits?
Dark Wolf: "I tend to ramble a lot and...have you ever noticed how often people use lol?"
Rain: "OMG! He's right! lol SEE!! Anyways, I guess I like to pet my tail when I'm worried."
Silver: " I like to play with my man-pony tail all the time."
Anubis: "I forget that I'm not in the kingdom of Egypt and do things like...bathing in pools and fountains."

4) You a virgin?
Dark Wolf: "Yup."
Rain: *Giggles and nodds her head* "For now." *Looks over at Silver.*
Silver: "I-I'm waiting till marriage. " *Blushes back at Rain*
Anubis: " I had a family...once."

5) Who's your mate/spouse?
Dark Wolf: "I have a girlfriend. <3 Crix." ^_^
Rain: *Hugs Silver's arm*
Silver: "What Rain said." *Kisses Rain's head*
Anubis: "Not currently."

6) Have any kids?
Dark Wolf: "Nope."
Rain: "No, but I'd like to have children of my own."
Silver: "Look back at 4. But I think it would be cool to be a dad."
Anubis: "I had a daughter ...but she died."

7) Favorite food?
Dark Wolf: "Hmmmm....I don't know." ^ ^;
Rain: "English muffin with Marmalade. Yummy!"
Silver: "Meat." *Licks his chops*
Anubis: "I don't eat."

8) Favorite ice cream flavour?
Dark Wolf: "Mint chocolate."
Rain: "Rocky road." ^ ^
Silver: " Banana strawberry. "
Anubis: "What is this "Ice Cream" of which you speak?"

9) Killed anyone?
Dark Wolf: "No. Been in a lot of fights though."
Rain: O.O "I wouldn't hurt a fly."
Silver: "I grew up on the streets but I've never killed anyone."
Anubis: "Many have fallen under my blade thanks to my Masters. I wish they could have lived."

10) Hate anyone?
Dark Wolf: "I hate my brother, sadly."
Rain: "No."
Silver: "I don't hate people, I just get tired of them sometimes."
Anubis: "I hate the people who made me what I am...and I hate myself."

11) Any secrets?
Dark Wolf: "Wouldn't you like to know?" lol
Rain: "Everyone has secrets but I try not to keep any from the people who I trust the most."
Silver: "Many." *Holds Rain's paw* "But I can trust someone with them."
Anubis: "You could fill every room of the Temple of Ra with my secrets."

12) Love anyone?
Silver: "I love Crix. I also love my friends and family" <3
Rain: *Giggles and kisses Silver on the cheek*
Silver:*Nose bleeds*
Anubis: "No."


13) TACOS?
Dark Wolf: "I voted YES!!!"
Rain: "Um, okay?"
Silver: "......?"
Anubis: "What's a taco?"

14) Ever slept in all day?
Dark Wolf: "Not very often. I like to be awake unless I'm dead tired."
Rain: "Only if I have someone to cuddle with." Giggles*
Silver: "If its been a hard day at work, I'll sleep the whole day."
Anubis: "How about centuries?"

15) Favorite show?
Dark Wolf: "I like anime like Wolf's Rain, Hellsing, Evangelion ect."
Rain: "I like Fear Factor, the History channel, and Scrubs."
Silver: "Days of our lives.....what?...WHAT?!"
Anubis: "Shows?"

16) Favorite movie?
Dark Wolf: "Anything with a good story or blood and killing."
Rain: "I like movies with comedy and romance."
Silver: "300, Pan's Labyrinth, and 1408."
Anubis: "....?"

17) Favorite band?
Dark Wolf: "Anything but country. I listen to Korn, System of a Down, Nickleback, Earth, Wind and Fire, The Temptations ect."
Rain: "Hip-hop and classical."
Silver: "Blues and Jazz."
Anubis: "Nothing."

18) Eye Color?
Dark Wolf: "Brown, but my dad says they look yellow during sun set."
Rain: "Blue."
Silver: "Silver."
Anubis: "Pale blue-ish grey."

19) Skin?
Dark Wolf: "Golden brown and white fur."
Rain: "White."
Silver: "Grey and white."
Anubis: "Black fur."

20) Fat/Ave... ]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13540179/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13540179/ Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:07:37 PDT

I'm so happy right now because I like wolves way more then Jackles. Sorry to anyone who does like jackles.

So anyways, now I don't have to worry about that anymore and I'm getting closer to starting my comic. =3

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13366640/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13366640/ Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:02:53 PDT

I've always been too light to be black and too dark to be white.

Its not that I'm racist, I think everyone is equal, its just that I don't want to feel like I don't belong with parts of my family.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13208121/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13208121/ Sun, 03 Jun 2007 21:42:01 PDT

Its a small, gold hoop. I have it on my left ear and I think it looks cool.

The best part is, it didn't hurt at all.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13157568/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/13157568/ Wed, 30 May 2007 22:15:42 PDT
I found out today that he had turned one of my other friends against me. He had the nevr to smile at me while he told lies about me to one of my friends. I'm almost in shock because of it. I don't know if I should be angry, or sad, or anything.

I don't know why he did it, but I can never forgive him.

The cut is always deeper when its your friend holding the dagger....

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12745062/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12745062/ Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:31:58 PDT
The rules of the game is as following: The 1st player starts off by doing an journal entry on him or herslef. The topic shall feature 6 weird habits/things about oneself. After you are done listing the six weird things about yourself, you must pick the next six people to be tagged, and you must leave a comment on their DA page saying you've been tagged and tell them to read this.

1. Sometimes when I spend the night at a friend's house, I sleep sitting up in a chair with a blanket over my head.
2. I watch TV with out sound because I'm trying to read their lips.
3. I tend to zone out and .........KITTY!!!
4. I say weird stuff like, "wouldn't be funny to see a clown knife fight?"
5. I get up at 4:30 am and then do nothing.
6. I'll look over the railing and say, "I could make it." lol



I tag these people:

Crix94
Illusional-Seasons
tigerseye267
faye-craddock
Rm3k
Dani-the-Fox

Good luck to everyone. =3

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12549626/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12549626/ Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:31:04 PDT
I hope everyone else's spring breaks went well.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12392875/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12392875/ Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:34:09 PDT 83

(I'm gonna be tan as hell when I get back. lol)

Yeah, so I will be gone for a week.

I'll try to bring back some photos from my trip. ;D

See you guys later. Puerto Rico, BRING IT ON!

-Dark Wolf ((AHHHHHH! Giant waffles!!!!))

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12329681/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12329681/ Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:20:07 PDT _< I've been busy with so much stuff, I haven't been able to put pictures up lately.

I have some stuff from my art class that I might put up sooner or later.

I'm finally 16 and I must say, things don't seem too different. Anyways, I got an ipod so YAY! =3

My friend at the local art store said I might be able to work there soon so I can start to make some $$$$$$$. SWEET! >83

Its about this time last year that I started to draw anthro, so I'll try to put up my first furry pic with a newer one. ((Warning, it sucks. lol)) I'm glad I stuck with it cuz I've been able to met a lot of great artists a long the way. ^ ^

Until next time, stay cool.

-DW, aka Mayonaka000

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12070856/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/12070856/ Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:49:58 PST
So far so good. I haven't killed any old ladies.....yet. >_>

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11573062/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11573062/ Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:46:38 PST
For a long time, the group picture was just not coming out how I wanted it to, but then yesterday I just started drawing and it was good.

School is going well, even if its finals week.

I now have an art class so yay for me.


Untill next time, stay cool.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11380543/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11380543/ Tue, 09 Jan 2007 21:11:18 PST



ARTIST BLOCK! Noooooooooooooooooooooo! T_T

I don't know when the group picture will be done so don't exspect it soon.

I hope this will end soon, I want to draw soooooo bad!

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11240630/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11240630/ Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:40:45 PST

5 of you get to ask me 1 question each. It can be anything and I'll answer it as best as I can and truthfully.

I will olny answer the first 5 people.

1.Crix
2.
3.
4.
5.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11199152/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11199152/ Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST
I still have to figure out a lot of stuff but oh well. ^ ^ ;

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11077636/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/11077636/ Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:39:58 PST
This way, I can draw everyone's characters and I can also finish all my trades and requests.

If I get a lot of "yes's" I'll do the picture, if I get "no's" then you can forget about it and I'll do the requests and trades sperately.

Please leave your characters height so I don't make someone too short or too tall.

Thank you. ^_^

...........................................
From what I have now, I think I'll have to put the group picture in sections. There will be like....ummmmm 3 or 4 sections.

THERE ARE SOOOOOOOOO MANY OF YOU!!!!!!!

But thats a good thing.

From the time I've spent here, I would like you all to know that you have all helped me grow as an artist. You have all made me work harder and your own styles have helped inspire me. I've looked back at some of my work form earlier this year and I must say, there is a great change. I don't know if I'm saying this beacause I stady up all last night or because of the time of year but I would like to say ,"Thank you".

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/10934509/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/10934509/ Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:24:41 PST
1.Elemental-User
2.Sandmanthespirit
3.tigerbat
4.crusherthehedgehog
5.Kimiko-The-Punk

If you had asked me for a picture before this and your not on the list, please remind me.

~Christmas~

I'm really looking forward to Christmas this year because my parents are gettig me a 4x5 Wacom tablet!!!!

XD !SCORE!

~Comic~
I think I'll be starting my comic after Christmas so I'm also looking forward to that too. I'll be using some of my old characters like Anubis and Hex but I think I'll change Anubis's design a little. There will be some new characters in my comic as well.

Also, December 12 is my character's (Silver the wolf) Birth day.

So that's what's happening.
Untill next time, stay cool.

]]> ~Mayonaka000 http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/10514662/ http://Mayonaka000.deviantart.com/journal/10514662/ Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:32:18 PDT
Yay!

]]> ~Mayonaka000