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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:20:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Because I'm at school (fly, innit?) that's what the ad at the top says. Yes sir, I decided to update this at school so I can tell you what I'm doing riiiiiiiight now, so you know what kind of shit I do instead of P.E.<br /><br />Alright, I don't usually go on dA, as you should know, but I'm not just on dA-oh no. I have PowerPoint open, an old presentation from Yr. 7, when I used to give a crap about my education. Therefore, it looks like all this typing is me doing that and not this. 'Cuz, y'know, despite me being completely authorised to use this computer in the school library, I'm not allowed to go on naughty site (as in, non-educational sites). Which sucks. But, yeah, I do it anyway. Also, I have another window open, as the library computers have an old version of Internet Explorer, which is kinda weird seeing as all the other computers/laptops in the school have the newer version. BUT ANYWAY. That new window is on The Internet Movie Database. Those of you who know me pretty well are probably wonder why I care about IMDb. Well, chums, it's rather simple-they tell me all about Christian Campbell. And they have so many really, really, really fucking tasty pictures...oh shit, I need new underwear. Get my Mother on the phone. I'm going to beg.<br /><br />Alas, there are other things, not on the interbutts. Beside me, I have my paper. Yes. My paper. It has Looshkin on it and a weird guy and unicorns and stuff you'll see later. I'm also going to write about Christian Campbell. It'll pass off as work. I'll say I'm doing biographies in English. I know, I am SO freakin' smaert.<br /><br />Aw well, about a minute left of Period 3. Let's wrap this shit up, huh?<br /><br />See you after schooooooooooooool. ~<3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>And the children of the village all cried buckets</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:48:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, I'm still alive and it's Sunday. That means I survived another week of almost getting hit by cars! I ought to start getting a prize for this. Ptoo.<br /><br />So, um. Yeah. Hee hee. Hullo. Instead of poking your bum for about an hour, I'm going to tell you about my life, which is really interesting. Well, I thought it was when I was saying it in my somewhat-racist Russian accent. Oh well. YOU'RE GONNA HEAR (READ) IT ANYWAYYYYYY.<br /><br />First off-sickness. So yeahh, I got sent home from school on Wednesday after reportin' mahself to the nurse's office, where I managed to doodle some stuff that was relevant then but now seems kinda confusing and stuff. Yeah. So I spent Wednesday sitting at home, probably saying 'blargh' a lot, whilst I felt a lot better and eated the apple from my lunch ('cuz I like apples). Sure, everything was awesome then...but then awoke Thursday, when I became hot, sweaty, extra-freakin'-dizzy, REALLY sick and I felt as thought someone had beaten me with a sack of kittens. There was only one thing to do. Which was sit at the computer researching drugs. Drugs really fuckin' interest me. Stfoo. Anywayyy, after a while, we left to pick up my little brother from school and go to my sister's birthday party. There, awesomely, my Mommy gave me MEDICINE. Sweeeet, sweet medicine. After, I felt tons better. That was, OF COURSE, UNTIL FRIDAY. Cha, I woke up feeling all weird, then I threw up in my mouth loads on the way to school. Real nice, innit. So, uh, yeah, I went home after that. Then some boring stuff happened. I know it was boring because I FORGOT IT YAYAYAYAY<br />Then, 'twas the dawn of Saturday, which brought an end to the ooky-ness of this shitty week. Thank fuck.<br /><br />Secondly, because it makes me happier-Jamie Smart stuff. Right, anyone who reads his MySpace blog (like my Mum) should know that he was holding a competition in which people had to enter Space Raoul fanart for him to use to fill up the empty pages for the Space Raoul book that (I think) comes out late-ish this year. Of course, my Mum got straight on the phone and insisted I worked my teats to dust. So...that's what I did. Kinda, anyway. Well, I sketched it, inked it, then left it until the deadline was the next day. Y'know, which just goes to prove that I'm a worthless fuck. So, yeah. Then, my Mum rang up again and had a go at me. I mean, like, srsly. Then I wet my knickers and grabbed my poster paints. When I paint on such short notice, evidently, it's a recipe for shit. Turns out I didn't have my green paint (which I later found out that apparently I did, it was just hidden), so the grass came out a weird, dirty colour-as did the greens stripe on the rainbow. Blughhhh. Anyway, I got it all finished,  scanned it, e-mailed it to my Mum, switched off the computer and then me and my brother got the idea of calling our friend Adam up as Alan Cumming wanting buttsex. But that's another story. Anotherrrrrrrrr story. More to the point, recently my Mum phoned me telling me that it'd been confirmed and all the artwork sent in was going into the book. That made me feel less special (y'know, special, but not all like 'he picked me over other people! How squeeful!&#039<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" />. Until my Mum read me the reply Jamie sent her.<br /><br />I AM AWESOME.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Nonetheless I hate myself. But no one cares about that, so I'll stfu.<br /><br />Goodnight, you sexy, fatass cunts whom I loathe to no end. ilu. <3<br /><br /><br />P.S. I forgot to mention, to anyone who cared, the appointment with my therapist on Thursday got cancelled...because she was sick. Go figure. Then return with something, preferably cake. I am hungry.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cha? Totally. Dude, like, whatever.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:14:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's wannabe-clichÃ©-american-teenage-girl talk for oh boy, do I feel like shit. I think I'm sick, Mommy. My eyes...my eyes are burning from the inside. And my head feels like someone's drilling through it. And my belly hurts. And I feel hot and dizzy. And my throat hurts. And I'm seeing things I shouldn't. And I'm even more over-sensitive. I'm so very blarghful right now. Also, therapy tomorrow. I do not wish for rape.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Let Us FROLIC!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:56:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />Yes, let's. Man, things have been weird recently. I mean, because I've been going to bed so late (usually at like 6:00am or something) I've been waking up really late, and it just feels weird. Harhar, yesterday I woke up at, like, 8:00pm or summin. That's just kayyyyyzeeee. And you know it. Also, I've been disgustingly happy. It's so creepy. Dammit, I'm supposed to be socially inept and over-sensitive, I can't be happy! Aw, bugger. I'm so happeeeeeeeeeee :<b></b>D<br />
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Also, I need Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical on DVD. I have the money, so all I need is the confidence to ask my Mum for it. Plz? I promise I'll give it back. I won't get drool on it, either.<br />
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Fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ :<b></b>D<br />
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P.S. I'm thinking of trolling the H.T.F forums. Anyone else in?<br /><br /><b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort and now it's over</b><br />
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<b>Guise you should totally rape</b><br />
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                <title>I Found My Face Again, It's Okay</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 15:29:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />Hay. So I wrote a journal a few minutes ago and the magic page cannot be displayed fairy eated it. SO I'LL WRITE IT AGAIN!<br />
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Hayhayhayhayhay last night I got a tiny bit drunk cuz I wasn't allowed and the computer and had nothing better to do and couldn't speak properly or walk properly. Whoo. Um, yeah, resolutions.<br />
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1.) Lose weight (fo shizzle)<br />
2.) Finish my portfolio and send it to SLG<br />
3.) Work harder in school<br />
4.) Practise anatomy more<br />
5.) Go to bed earlier and such<br />
6.) Save my money<br />
7.) Learn the lyrics to all the songs from Reefer Madness<br />
8.) Get the guts to ask people things<br />
9.) Make better friends at school<br />
10.) Tidy my room and keep it tidy<br />
11.) Become less lazy<br />
12.) LEARN TO ANIMATE! HWOOARGH SNUFFLESNUFFLE<br />
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Ohkay that's about it. I hope you all had an awesome New Year's and maybe got pissed and fell flat on your face like me. Kinda. Aw fuck it. I'm gonna go sneeze up squirrels. <br />
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EDIT: Oh hay guise I updated it. Whoo for the me, and the spirit of the me, and the dance. The dance of the me? The dance of the me.<br /><br /><b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort and now it's over</b><br />
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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS!<br />
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                <title>Mmkay baby let's go</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:54:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />SNIPSNIPSNIPSNIPSNIP<br />
CUTTHACUTSNIPTHASNIP<br />
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Okay I'm sorry I'll shut up.<br />
Hay, tomorrow. Last day of the year. I'll probably write a long-ass journal while I'm half-drunk telling you how much I love you like I plan to do every year. I KNO I AM LIEK THE MOST FUCKED-UP NOT-13-YEAR-OLD EVARRRRRRRR :<b></b>D<br />
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Also, someone give me talent. Not being very good is frustrating. Very frustrating.<br />
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k that's all ilu 2 goodnight although it's almost 7:00pm but shut up anyway thhhbbppt.<br /><br /><b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort and now it's over</b><br />
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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS!<br />
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                <title>AWAKE TO THE SOUND AS THEY PEEL APART THE SKIN</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:43:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />All caps hee hee.<br />
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So hay wat's up. Did joo heif a nice Christmas? Yeah you probably did. I did. Kinda. So, yeah, I was gonna write a journal about something, but I totally forgot what. Aw well, you weren't gonna pay attention anyway.<br />
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HAY GUESS WHAT. It turns out I fancy Christian Campbell as well noaw. With his many, many...many...gay roles. FNAR HAR HAR, GABRIEL IS JUST OVERLY CUTE IT'S KRAYZEE BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY IMPORTANT ANYWAY IS IT NO STFU I HATE YOU.<br />
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Also, whatever mental illness is devouring my brain, stop plz. kthxbai<br /><br /><b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort and now it's over</b><br />
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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS!<br />
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                <title>Haha wait wat</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:51:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />Christmas Eve already? HOLY SHI-<br />
Um yeah I got to open some of my presents today. The ones from my Mum. Yeah, I said MUM. And her boyfriend. And my little half-sister. And my little half-brother. Yeahhh. YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT OF COURSE YOU DO YOU LOVE ME REMEMBER.<br />
-ZOMG sweeties!<br />
-ZOMG Vol. 3 of I Luv Halloween!<br />
-ZOMG a Sunshine Buddy!<br />
-ZOMG maek-up!<br />
-ZOMG moar maek-up!<br />
-ZOMG MOAR maek-up!<br />
-ZOMG vidja games!<br />
-ZOMG armwarmerz and a wristband!<br />
-ZOMG Harvey Birdmanz doovde!<br />
-ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE YOU'LL REBEL TO ANYTHING (AS LONG AS IT'S NOT CHALLENGING) [EXPANDED AND REMASTERED] AND LIEK FOAR MSI BADGES!! *gwoooargh orgasm*<br />
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Oh, and a 2' Marvin the Martian figure from my Uncle. I DUN KNO WHARE TO PUT DAT DOUGH<br />
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So cha so far this is pretty awesome. THIS SONG IS LIKE FUCKING HYPNOTIZING IT'S KRAYZEE MOTHER FUCKER. Fnar fnar. My brain died.<br />
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Plz count how many tiems I went ALL CAPS and tell me.<br /><br /><b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort and now it's over</b> ]]></description>
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                <title>FNAR HAR HAR</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:06:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />It's 8:00am, right?<br />
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I have a comic that needs to be in school today.<br />
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I need to sketch a page and a half and then ink two pages.<br />
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Innnnnnnnn...about a minute ago.<br />
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I'm so screwed.<br />
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Look at these big gaps.<br />
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That's me pausing for effect.<br />
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Anywayyy.<br />
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If I don't give it in today, I get kicked outta the school's magazine club.<br />
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I'm gonna be so f'ing late.<br />
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I probly won't finish it.<br />
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As in, I won't finish it.<br />
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I just tripped over my feet on my stairs.<br />
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Mooooooooooo.<br /><br /><b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort and now it's over</b> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Decembermas. OH WAIT THAT'S SILLY</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:52:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />'CUZ DECEMBERMAS IS NONEXISTANT!!!1!11<br />
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Yeahhh, it's 01:33am here, which means it's off-ic-ially December. Which means I only have three weeks left of schoo' 'til I dun have to go until about half-way through JANUARY! That's probly a long way away. Thhhbbppt.<br />
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Yur, I'm supposed to be in bed. But...I'm not. Mee hee hee. I'm havin' a party. Well, I say party...it's more just me drinking shandy or Sprite or something watching MSI videos or just listening to them. And I finally got a screenshot of Jimmy with really f'ing huge eyes. YEAHHH.<br />
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But, hey, if it interests anyone (which it doesn't), I got my sketchpad back today. If you know what I'm talking about. WELL SOMEONE TOOK IT SO THEY COULD COPY THE DRAWINGS. It's stupid really, there are so many people who are better than me. THEN THEY GO TAKE MINE. Pfft. Dumbasses. But, um. Yes. I got it bahhhhhck. But she was a twat and pretended she didn't have it. Then I got angry and snapped at people. Then Chloe (someone you don't know from schoolz) said she saw her with it earlier that day...see, I dunno, 'cuz I came in at lunchtime because I don't like school so I slept in 'til 10:00am, then took a two-hour bus journey for no reason. Ahhhhhhh dun liek schooool. But, hey, I gots problems or something, so they let me off. Sounds kinda sad. But yeah. So Chloe pinched it from her and I go it back, but I was rangy and called my Science teacher a bitch. She didn't seem to care though. But she deserved it. TELLIN' ME OFF FER DRAWIN'. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/ohnoes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":ohnoes:" title="Oh Noes!" /><br />
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Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeandstuff.<br /><br /><b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort and now it's over</b> ]]></description>
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                <title>Rahrahrahrah Munch.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:13:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />I can't believe I let one of my friends borrow my sketchpad so she could try and copy the drawings.<br />
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Damn.<br />
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Aw well. I just saw the new episode of The Mighty Boosh. 'Twas fucking awesome, I must say. With lots of throwing-satsumas-in-vests-and-underpants action. Hurhur.<br /><br /><b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort and now it's over</b> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Resuscitate My Non-Existant Ballsack</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/15707257/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:57:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhursnort it's a journal</b><br /><br />I'm the bomb, baby. And I'm ready to go off in your country. <br />
<br />
Yo. We have some things to go over. Yeah, we do. Sadly, most of it is a load of bumflakes, but some of it isn't. That's, like, GOOD. Hurhurhurhurhurhursnort.<br />
<br />
Now, where to start? Okay, how about, say, last month, just after I wrote my last journal? Yeahhh, let's do that.<br />
<br />
'kay, so there was this meet-up at London Zoo last month on the 27th. A few people from this forum me and my Mom are on went to the Zoo on Saturday(27th) and on Friday(26th) I went 'round my Mom's house to have my hair dyed, meet the owner of the forum(Toni), her husband(Scott) and their daughter and get some unexpected presents. The only weird thing about going to my Mom's house was the fact that I hadn't been there for about a month because of her arse of a boyfriend. Buuuuuut, it didn't go so bad. He wasn't half as bad as he was like, a month ago. Yeah, I'll admit, he was still a total dick, just hiding it a bit more. Hey, you don't wanna hear about some strange man I hate, do you? Let's talk about my PRESENTS! Hee hee. So, I sat down with my Mom on her couch and she told me to close my eyes. So, obviously, I said 'lolkay' and then she told me to open then again, bluhbluhbluhbuhhh. When I opened them, I had Roy McToxic Boy in mah handz! Roy is my favourite and Mommy knows this. But that wasn't it. After much squeeing and hugging, she gave me another present, this one from Kim, our really, really nice friend who got my Mom into Venture Bros. I closed my eyes again, and when I opened them...a Venture Communicator wristwatch. SO fucking awesome. It looks all awesome and everything. I spent like, a week playing around with all the buttons and going 'Come in Brock! Hee hee!'<br />
Later that night, Toni and Scott came 'round. That was pretty awesome, too. Scott's bloody hilarious. I'm afraid I can't give you any super-hilarious quotes, though, because at the time I was totally out of it. I was all weird and freaked out 'cuz I was so f'ing nervous and my Mom let me have some alcohol. Hee hee buhhhhhhhhh. I almost fell over and my facecheeks were all pink. I have to say facecheeks otherwise I'll just think I mean buttcheeks.<br />
Anyway. Next day was zoo. I was a lot less nervous, especially because I knew another person there, along with Toni and Scott 'cuz of the night before. That could be something rude, but it isn't. Hur hurhurhrurhrhry495w0rb. Anyway, lotsa animals, and, um. Stuff. I hope none of you actually care. Becuz I don't. If you do, gimmie something to eat, 'cuz I forgot my lunch today and r really hungry.<br />
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Okay, I think some more stuff happened after that, but I can't remember, so maybe not. Hee hee. Uh, anyway. I'll talk about now. Becuz now is now, so you have to give a shit.<br />
So, yeahhh. I got some Mindless Self Indulgence albums, and one thing led to another...and now I've fallen under the spell that they cast. I mean, seriously, it's like I've been brainwashed or something. For about two years I've been into MSI, but I've never really been 'Wow, I have to draw them all and cry because I missed their shows in London and didn't get to say 'HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII JEEEEEEEEMMEEEEEEEEE' or touch his hair' or anything. This year I was a bit more like that during July and August, but I was still never this obsessed. Then, a little later on this year, in like, September or something, I heard their cover of 'Tom Sawyer' and fell in love with that. But recently I got <i>Another Mindless Rip-Off</i> and I just wet my pants. I luuuurved it. So then I was like, 'I need moar.' So I got <i>You'll Rebel To Anything</i> (the original one, without all the bonus stuff) and <i>Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy</i> followed by <i>Mindless Self Indulgence</i> and <i>Tight</i>, etc. I'm just fucking amazed at this stuff. Also, the other amazing thing is Jimmy Urine is the first real person I've really wanted to do fanart of. 'Cuz drawing cartoons as cartoons is so much easier. But, yeah. They're making me do stuff that I kinda don't wanna. Now, everytime someone calls me a name or something, I swear at that, poke my tounge out, go 'thhbbppt' and flip them off or hit them. I always thought saying stuff back would get my ass kicked wicked bad, but apparently not. People don't pick on me as much. Although this girl keeps on saying the reason she doesn't hit me is because I have germs...then again, this is coming from a girl with a pink leopard-skin headband who is obsessed with horses and has admitted to loving the smell of horse shit. Hee hee. What a dick. Buhhhh. So, yur, they seem to make me happier. Aw, fwee, I'm off my tits now. Today was fairly awesome, too. Not many people shouted stuff at me or threw stuff at me and the bus I get home, the 217, was completely empty. Naw, not an exaggeration. Oh, and the driver was awesome-I usually go to the stop before th... ]]></description>
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                <title>ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/15666044/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:13:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M UPDATING THIS QUICKLY NOW, BECAUSE IT'S 10:00PM AND I GOTTA GO TO BED 'CUZ IT'S SCHOOL TOMORROW, BUT I'MMA GONNA UPDATE IT WITH A BETTER ONE EITHER AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW OR JUST BEFORE SCHOOL DEPENDING ON WHEN I WAKE UP AND IF I'M ALLOWED ON TEH COMPUT0RZ. SO I'LL GIVE YOU MOAR ARTS AND A NEW JOURNAL, MAYBE EVEN AN LJ UPDATE IF I CAN BE BOTHERED. BUT FOR QUICK I WILL TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME IN THE CURRENT. BUT NOT THE CURRENT BUN 'CUZ THAT'D BE SILLY.<br />
<br />
I'M NOW COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE AND I'M ACTUALLY DOING MY PORTFOLIO AGAIN AND I RAN OUT OF INKING PENS AND I GOT SOME NEW INKING PENS AND I GOT AN ART SET AND I GOT A SOME NEW SKETCHPADS AND I GOT SOME VENTURE BROS. MERCH AND I WAS SO BORED THE OTHER NIGHT I GOT A MYSPACE AND I LIED ABOUT MY AGE AND I SAID 'WET YOUR WETS' INSTEAD OF 'WET YOUR PANTS' AND I GOT SOME SHARPIES AND I FOUND OUT THAT MY ANCESTORS WERE SPAINISH PIRATES AND I'VE BEEN VERY COLD BECAUSE IT'S NOVEMBER WHICH IS AUTUMN AND AUTUMN IS VERY COLD IN ENGLAND AND I GOT BORED AND TYPED A JOURNAL IN ALL CAPS.<br />
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Loooooooooove yoooooooooooou.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Do You Take It in the Ass?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:40:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I do, in case anyone's interested.<br />
<br />
So, hai. I haven't been bothered to write a journal for, like two weeks. Oh nuts. Anyway. Me cooker's broken! Looks like it's microwave meals and takeaway for me and my family until next Friday. Someone help me draw also too plz. I...I dunno what to draw. Some Venture Bros. is much appreciated plz. I said &#039<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />lz' twice. Wowee.<br />
<br />
Art trades and requests are most welcome, I'm just so bored.<br />
Plus I need to draw someone on here. Yeah, a real person. An infamous one. But I r not telling you. Hee hee. RUNAWAY!<br />
<br />
Mood thing is broken. I r not satisfied. D=<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Snot-Faced Pigs That Devour Everything.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14971409/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:39:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh my God. School again tomorrow. Today I went to have a meeting with the vice principal. When I stepped out of my front door, the first thing I noticed was how damn fresh the air smelt! Not leaving a house for about two weeks sure makes things seem a lot nicer. The second thing I noticed was how horrible the air smelt after we went 'round the corner. Dog shit is not very fresh at all. Anyway. Had the meeting. The awesome thing is they're gunna give me an 'exit pass', which enables me to leave class whenever I'm getting fed up of people taking the piss outta me. How fucking cool is that?! ZING! Apparently, all I have to do is tell someone and the kids who're doing it will get kicked out. Simple, really. I'm not so sure if I want to move schools as much now. EXIT PASS IS WIN. Plus, bordem brings doodles. Doodles are sexy for the love instruments. Yes. Jawsh says I make the word 'love' disgusting which is awesome. Apparently, anyway. BUT! I still have to do P.E. I hate P.E. It is lame. Lamelamelamelamelame. 'NUFF RANTING. Yes. Buy pizza and mints. Speaking of which, I have another retarded campaign which is fake and stupid but I will take it seriously anyway. I call it:<br />
DOWN WITH MELANIN.<br />
All about rights for albinos. Just in case you were wondering, melanin is the pigment in the skin which albinos lack. Seriously, it's starting soon, and hopefully, I'll have stupid photos of me holding stupid signs or stupid pictures of Pete White saying the stupid name. I LOVE YOU. Except you. I don't like you. You're a twat.Yes, alright, I love you. C'mere you sack o' mingus.<br />
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P.S. I got two tins of mints. But...the tins had Gir on them. Cor? Yes. And I have soda. Together, they taste like blackcurrent.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIP.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14954087/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:47:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/66675292/"><img src="http://tn1-5.pv.deviantart.com/fs20/150/f/2007/279/6/9/so_i_heard_u_liek_mudkip_by_Mecha_Shiva.jpg" width="150" height="121" /></a></span></span><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay Mike!</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14937877/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:21:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://phoenix--fox.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/phoenix--fox.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconphoenix--fox:" title="phoenix--fox"/></a> bought me a three month subscription! Gibber! Thank yew Mike! I go make you stuff. Out of MAKKARONEEE!                    <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>I'm a HUGE Faggot.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14923978/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:40:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey and some more heys. What's up hokeys? I made a new account for dirty stuff, just in case me parents ever find me. Yes. My Mum is on dA. I don't want her to see my Venture faggotry. Plus, mature content things SUCK! I'm not waiting until 2011 before I get to see things with bloody swear words in 'em. So, if you get a <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plusfav.gif" width="15" height="16" alt=":+fav:" title="+fav" /> or watch from ~<a class="u" href="http://mustardkitty.deviantart.com/">MustardKitty</a>, that's me. Re-watching you. With extra-gay stuff being submitted. I LIKE BEING GAY FOR CARTOONS. And Jimmy Urine.<br />
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FAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGG ITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFA GGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGIT FAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGG ITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFA GGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGIT FAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGG ITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFA GGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGIT FAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGG ITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFA GGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGIT FAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGG ITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFA GGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGIT FAGGITFAGGITFAGGITFAGGIT.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>I'm a Faggot. ):</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14912525/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:52:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What is <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />:<br />
-Venture Bros.<br />
-Hammer and Publick<br />
-Slash/yaoi<br />
-James Euringer (SMEXEH D=< )<br />
-Trent Reznot (But he's not as smexeh, know whut I'm sayin'?)<br />
-Nine Inch Nails<br />
-Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
-AND FAPPING. I mean, um. I have to go to the bathroom.<br />
<br />
I'M A BORED FAGGOT WHO IS UNAWARE OF THE CAPS LOCK. I TURNED IT ON BY ACCIDENT, Y'SEE. YUP. YUM YUMS.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>I Need a Subscription Buy Plz</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:59:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ No seriously. I want teh *. Gimmie teh *. D=<<br />
<br />
I will srsly love you. And I'll be all like 'oh ye plz' <a href="http://ohyeplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/ohyeplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconohyeplz:" title="ohyeplz"/></a>.<br />
<br />
And you get free stuff! Like hugs and love and doodles and shit. Whatever I can produce from my teats.<br />
<br />
Lulz, my head feels funny. Like it's going to explode. Maybe because I heif been looking at SLASH ALL MORNING <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
Aw, shut up. I'm a girl. A pervy one. I likes yaoi. I LIKES IT IN MY PANTS.<br />
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Lol, pervz.<br />
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Requests:<br />
<a href="http://jawsh1.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jawsh1.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjawsh1:" title="jawsh1"/></a> - 25% done<br />
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<a href="http://willtokill.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/i/willtokill.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconwilltokill:" title="willtokill"/></a> -<br />
1.)0% done<br />
2.)0% done<br />
3.)0% done<br />
4.)0% done<br />
<br />
<a href="http://dixie-chicken.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/i/dixie-chicken.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondixie-chicken:" title="dixie-chicken"/></a> - Done already stfoo now plz. : D<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Masturbation For the Nation.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14895108/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:29:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got bored and stolened this from my wife, <a href="http://racoon-bros665.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/a/racoon-bros665.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconracoon-bros665:" title="racoon-bros665"/></a>.<br />
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1. Name one person who made you smile yesterday?<br />
<a href="http://doc-hammer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/o/doc-hammer.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondoc-hammer:" title="doc-hammer"/></a> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
<br />
2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?<br />
Sleeping.<br />
<br />
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?<br />
Messing around with OpenCanvas.<br />
<br />
4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?<br />
My Mummy and Daddy ordered me from the Stork.<br />
<br />
5. What is the last thing you said aloud?<br />
'Go away, you stupid f'in' fly!' I would like to note that I said this in 21's voice.<br />
<br />
6. How many different things did you drink today?<br />
One-some cherryade. But I drunk it all now.<br />
<br />
7. What color is your hairbrush?<br />
Green and white, what's it to you?<br />
<br />
8. What was the last thing you bought?<br />
A new MP3 player.<br />
<br />
9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday?<br />
Venture Brothers Season Two DVD. I was throwing up and I was like, 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Hang on, I'm gonna hurl.'<br />
<br />
10. What color is your front door?<br />
White. LIKE PETE WHITE!<br />
<br />
11. Where do you keep your change?<br />
The desk in my bedroom.<br />
<br />
12. What was the weather like today?<br />
Dark and cloudy, looking as though it's going to rain. It probably will, too.<br />
<br />
13. What is the best ice cream flavor?<br />
That's a matter of opinion, not fact. The correct question would be 'What do you think is the best ice cream flavor'. LOL!!!111<br />
<br />
14. What is something you are excited about?<br />
Season three of Venture Brothers. Oh, and another Venture Christmas song.<br />
<br />
15. When was the last rainbow you saw?<br />
Probably sometime last month.<br />
<br />
16. What size shoe do you wear?<br />
Dude, liek, 9 or 10 or something. I gots big feet.<br />
<br />
17. Do you have a little sister?<br />
Technically. She's my half sister.<br />
<br />
18. Are you very random?<br />
How dare you accuse me of such slippery, sexy deeds. Drop your panties and count to twenty.<br />
<br />
19. Do you want to cut your hair?<br />
Why would I? I likes 'teh' long hairz.<br />
<br />
20. Do you have some bad habits?<br />
I draw on anything that is possible to draw on. This includes my stereo, my wall, my floor, me, boxes, other people, and paper.<br />
<br />
21. Do you talk a lot?<br />
At home I talk quite a bit, but at school I only talk with my friends and I don't do that much.<br />
<br />
22. Do you watch The O.C.?<br />
It is gay, but not the good kind of gay. Therefore, me no likey. And if me no likey, me no watchy.<br />
<br />
23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?<br />
Nein.<br />
<br />
24. Do you know any Stevens?<br />
Non.<br />
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25. Do you make up your own words?<br />
I used to, but that was because my country, Atomic Hippo, needed them. For our language. Atomic Hippoish.<br />
<br />
26. Are you ticklish?<br />
Yes. Rub my belly.<br />
<br />
27. Are you typically a jealous person?<br />
Oh ja.<br />
<br />
28. Do you have plans for today?<br />
Draw. Eat. Be lazy. Be happy that I'm not at school. Worry about the meeting with them that I have on Monday. Watch Venture Bros. Quote Venture Bros. Sleep. Update at least one of my blogs.<br />
<br />
29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J"<br />
Jackson Publick! Oh, wait. That was a dream I had. And he hated me in that dream. Then I'll have to say <a href="http://jawsh1.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jawsh1.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjawsh1:" title="jawsh1"/></a>. He gots the emo display picture that knows a lot of stuff.<br />
<br />
<br />
30. Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?<br />
Probably...buhhh...I dunno. 911? I mean 999. 999?<br />
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31. What did the last text message you received say?<br />
I dunno, ask <a href="http://pkrocket.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/k/pkrocket.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpkrocket:" title="pkrocket"/></a>. He sent it. It was probably something about texting. Later. Buhhhhhhh.<br />
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32. Do you chew on your straws?<br />
I don't use straws. They suck. No pun intended.<br />
<br />
33. Do you have any piercings or tattoos?<br />
I used to have my ears pierced. <br />
<br />
34. Do you have curly hair?<br />
Yes, but I hate it, so I straighten it like buggery. I need it relaxed, damn it.<br />
<br />
35. What is the next con... ]]></description>
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                <title>Foo, Version 2.0.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:42:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going to sing for you. Because you are my friend.<br />
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY  HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOY.<br />
I'm off my tits on that song. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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But, yeah. I'd like requests pleasez. It can be anything, seriously. From H.T.F to Metalocalypse to Venture Brothers. I'm just so bored and my imagination is dead right now. Artistic burts hurt, too. That's because they're actually those arteries in my heeeead. I'm just so...boooooored. And, um, I try harder on requests or something. PUH-LEASE. It's not like it's a commision or anything, it's free. C'mon, free drawings! Inked and shit! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GIMMIE CAKE! Oh, look, you've awoken Zombie Kass now. You think I'm acting crazy shit retarded here? You should try understanding my LJ.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Moo.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:21:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hug me. Squeeze me. Do something else. Gimmie cake.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Find Mein Handy, Vin A Prize, Ja?</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14852488/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:16:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Crazy ape shit bonkers. Fuggle nuggets. Poo.<br />
<br />
So, yeah. Probably some other stuff too. How are you? Oh, that does/doesn't sound grand. Me? 'Me' sounds like wee. Wee wee. Hee hee. Pee pee. I'd like to move schools, but I'm not sure if my Mum's cool with it. Are you cool? Mummy? Mumkat? No? Oh no. Don't. It hurts when you hit me with the five-week-old cod. LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE OLD FISH! PLEASE! What? Oh yeah. Hur hur. I don't know what I'm talking about. I love you. Anally. I'm gonna surprise love you. With a broom. YEAH BABY! YEAH! THE WORD 'BABIES' MAKES ME HAPPY IN MY TENDER PARTS! Help me. Send me to rehab and put a post-it note on my head that says 'Monkeys like to throw poo at each other' on it. Hee hee. Poo sounds like poo. Wait, are you still reading? I'm sorry.<br />
<br />
I need to steal some things off my Mother.<br />
<br />
-My crobar.<br />
-My digital camera.<br />
-That signed copy of Lenore she got.<br />
<br />
I stolened that crobar. I thought it would be a laugh and it was. Then she took it! D=< I forgot that it miiiiiiiight have been considered a weapon. But the police didn't see me anyway. Hee hee. I wanna see the guy's face after he walked out of the store he was in having his coffee and found a ten-year-old stole his thing for doing stuff. Crobar. By the way, this was a few years ago. I'm not actually ten right now. 'Cause that'd be weird.<br />
<br />
I need my digital camera because <a href="http://pkrocket.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/k/pkrocket.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpkrocket:" title="pkrocket"/></a> and <a href="http://willtokill.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/i/willtokill.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconwilltokill:" title="willtokill"/></a> say they wanna see me. I don't. I'm a stupid fat fuck. But enough self hatred. No. More self hatred. I really am a stupid, snot-faced fatass. I sware. When I do steal the camera back, I will get to prove my point. And make my toys duel. Gregory will either pwn or get pwned. I haven't decided yet. Also, bees.<br />
<br />
I like Lenore.<br />
<br />
Booyah. Booyah for you. Pie is overrated. Cake is underrated. GO CAKE.<br />
<br />
Plus, I'm bored. If anyway wants a drawing, just ask. No charge. PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE. D:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Me? A Famous Comic Book Artist?</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14815466/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:18:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I hope so one day.<br />
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That was what was in my LJ when I updated it today.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Things Aren't Perfect. Just Almost Are.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14801152/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:11:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't know why, but things seem to be pretty awesome right about now.<br />
Bullying at school (which isn't awesome) has made me hate going to that school, like, way too much. So I'm probably moving school, where my brother won't have left me with an awful reputation with both teachers and students alike. Which sucks. Yes, it does. This will prevent me from getting my goth ass kicked by chavs. Chavs are, how you say? For the lose. Well, at least I hope it does. Maybe just...uh...not so much or, um, something. Hee hee. I dunno. I just don't like my school. Gibber.<br />
Recently, I haven't been going in much. Only, like, three or two times a week. Because of the suckage. Which is why I'm so desperate to leave. I want my Dad to find a school reeeeeeeally fast. So, hopefully, I'll go to a new school where not many people from my Primary school went and where practically no one knows me. I love feeling as though I'm starting again, remembering all my previous mistakes and being careful not to make them again. Plus, before I move there, no school for a week! Eeee!<br />
Yesterday, to avoid school and my most likely disappointed Dad, I rode on the 191 bus for seven hours and twenty minutes to make up for the time I should've been at school. It made my ass go numb. And I dropped my MP3 player on the last bus I was on and broke it, so I have to get another one. Which kinda sucks, but I can handle it because the happiness is making my teats go numb so I'm cool.<br />
<br />
Oh yeah. Today I got three new CDs, which is rare, because I don't have much money and they cost, like, Â£10 each, which is roughly $20. That's expensive. But today I had Â£20 and discovered the price cut section.<br />
Only now do I know just how much I love Foo Fighters.<br />
And it's a lot.<br />
<br />
So, a list of all the things that currently suck:<br />
-My MP3's broken.<br />
-I still have to find a school.<br />
-Until I do find one, I have to go to my old one.<br />
-I'll leave all the art teachers who like me and my best friends behind.<br />
-I have a really bad cold:sore throat, blocked nose, choking fits, etc.<br />
<br />
Things that rule out that suckiness:<br />
-My MP3's insured, so I can get another one for free.<br />
-I have a few schools in mind.<br />
-I'm sick, so I may not go in.<br />
-When I do find one, no school for up to seven days.<br />
-It's autumn.<br />
-It's almost Halloween.<br />
-Just...squeak.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>I Are Living.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14758135/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:58:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just wanted to make sure you were aware.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Pincer Moi.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14656473/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:02:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Because I damn well hope I'm dreaming.<br />
<br />
So, yeah. I haven't been half-assed enough to tell you the really bad extra-crappy shit that happened last weekend. Maybe I will now. I have nothing better to do.<br />
<br />
Okay, where to start? Saturday. My Mum's house. My brother(Kiye) was playing with my little brother(Cailen) and my little half-sister(Kiera) out in the garden. Kiye has a fear of wasps after something happened when we were little. I forget what happened. Anyway, a wasp came near them while they were playing and Kiye told them to stand still so the wasp wouldn't notice them. Y'see, Kiera has a fear of wasps because James, her Dad, my Mum's boyfriend, got stung while squeezing them. I'm not quite sure what happened from then up until when Kiye came in talking to me about how James was pissing him off by constantly complaining at him. He told me what had happened, then we started quoting Venture Brothers. It is at this point(for those who are still reading) I would like to take the time to note that James at least roughly 6' 2'' and 20 stone. That's a lot of pounds for you Yankees. It's really quite scary, as Kiye is only about 5' 5'' or something like that, and does certainly NOT weigh 20 stone. James looked through the window(as he was in the garden watching Calien and Kiera) and said in his usually grumpy-old-shit-tone of voice, "What's up your arse?" Kiye didn't want to answer, because James is a stupid cunt. ANYWAY. James swithed his tone from grumpy-old-shit-tone to threatening-grumpy-old-shit-tone. "Well?!" Kiye explained that he was pissing him off, to which James replied with some bullshit about Kiye giving Kiera a fear of wasps by setting a bad example(only he didn't say it like that, he cannot comprehend big words). RETARD! HE GAVE HER A FEAR BY GETTING STUNG WHILE FUCKING SQUEEZING THEM! Spastic. He wouldn't let Kiye stop talking about it for some reason. Anyway, more to the point, he upset Kiye and he ran back home. To put it short, Mum had a go at James and continued for ages because something bad could have happened to Kiye. James got reeeeeeally pissed off. Kiye came back on Sunday to see Mum. Everything was fine. We were just about to leave to go home. Kiye pushesd Kiera away because she was poking him when Mum told them to stop messing around. Kiera hurt herself and started crying. James starts insulting Kiye. Kiye tells Mum. James storms in, grabs Kiye, tries to throw him out the front door and stamps on his head.<br />
<br />
Ah, fuck it. I feel like shit. Rowr me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Mmm, Yes, We Are Busy. Toasters Go Zing.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14648411/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:50:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, I'm working on my Inkalicious portfolio with me mate Inkcat and a comic project with me mate ~<a class="u" href="http://willtokill.deviantart.com/">willtokill</a> Ain't that grand? Yes it is. Gimmie cake.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Foo.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14575084/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:50:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Nothing decent is happening. I was going to go down Central London tomorrow with my Mum and her friend, but I bet that's all been fucked up because of her stupid fucking boyfriend. So that probably means school again. Which means no portfolio completeion anytime soon. *Sigh*...why is practically everyone a massive wanker?<br />
<br />
Gimmie cake.<br />
With something you think would make it yummier.<br />
<br />
I STILL LOVE OO THOUGH.<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
<br />
Bumflakes.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Tomorrow Will Rain Dread and Sorrow</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:21:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why, you ask?<br />
School.<br />
I am, liek, oh noes, school sucks. And I am too. Back, after six weeks of doing nothing but drawing, eating, sleeping and other much enjoyable stuff. Back to what seems like Hell.<br />
<br />
But, hey, it's not today, is it? Today, for some reason, I'm off my tits with happiness. Something about today just screams out awesome straight in my face. Which is weird, as nothing special has happened today-I woke up, had a shower, got dressed, found some CDs in my Dad's room, read some more of <i>The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy</i>, drew a little bit, IM'd some people, checked out website builders, etc. That sort of stuff isn't really special.<br />
<br />
But, by funk, am I HAPPY! Everything has turned from loathable to loveable. Weird, right? And they called me emo.<br />
<br />
I've decided who(or what, rather) I'm going to use in my portfolio. Not Loki and his mates from <i>Desperate For Love</i>. Not the newcomer Metal Fox of <i>Metal Fox, Extra-Fantastic Time Cadet, and His Very Naughty Hell Munchkins</i>. No. I'm using <i>Inkcat</i>, with the main character, Inkcat(obviously), and chums. Which, to me, is kind of weird, because Inkcat was probably the first ickle comic book character I ever created(excluding Super Turtle, Super Rhino and Dagonman, who was really just a bad rip-off of Spiderman). But, when I created him, I had no intention of using him in a comic. I just doodled some little kitty and kept the sketch because it was cute. A few years later, I found the sketch again and revised it so it looked a little less retarded. Then I made some friends for him. Then I gave up on him. About a year later, discovered the sketches again, made biographies for them all and gave up again. So, in other words, the poor little fella's been chucked away several times.<br />
<br />
But, hey, that's about it. And remember, I sure do love you. I've got you under my skin where the rain can't get in, and if the sweat pours out, just shouuuut...<br />
<br />
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<br />
<b>Clubs I'm In</b><br />
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<br />
<b>Idols</b><br />
<a href="http://doc-hammer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/o/doc-hammer.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondoc-hammer:" title="doc-hammer"/></a><a href="http://spookychan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spookychan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspookychan:" title="spookychan"/></a><a href="http://claudiall.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/l/claudiall.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconclaudiall:" title="claudiall"/></a><a href="http://basement24.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/basement24.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbasement24:" title="basement24"/></a><a href="http://coralsnake.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/coralsnake.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcoralsnake:" title="coralsnake"/></a><a href="http://spaghetti016.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spaghetti016.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspaghetti016:" title="spaghetti016"/></a><a href="http://shoyrabbit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shoyrabbit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshoyrabbit:" title="shoyrabbit"/></a><a href="http://spiritwolf77.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spiritwolf77.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspiritwolf77:" title="spiritwolf77"/></a><a href="http://mentalfloss.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/mentalfloss.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmentalfloss:" title="mentalfloss"/></a><a href="http://dr-barzak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dr-barzak.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondr-barzak:" title="dr-barzak"/></a><a href="http://sockweasle.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sockweasle.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsockweasle:" title="sockweasle"/></a><a href="http://dr-runcible.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dr-runcible.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondr-runcible:" title="dr-runcible"/></a><a href="http://agentadvocate.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/g/agentadvocate.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconagentadvocate:" title="agentadvocate"/></a><a href="http://fez-worshiper.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/e/fez-worshiper.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfez-... ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Their Mushroom Always Seemed Strange in Person</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:42:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It did. I swear.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Life is Hard (and So Am I)</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14454110/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:25:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I seriously wish my older brother would SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. He's been shouting and screaming his tits off at some stupid fucking video game for ages and it's PISSING ME OFF. Very much so. Gosh, I can't wait for him to win. Then he'll play a different one and start screaming again.<br />
<br />
Um, but, yeah. Hi, how are you today? Me? I've been working on my portfolio. I'm making one so that, once it is completed, I can send it to SLG publishing and see what they think of it. Of course, being in San Jose, it will probably take quite a while. But, hey, I'm trying anyway. Even if I fail, at least I'll know that I failed well. In my portfolio, I'm not using <i>Desperate For Love</i>, I'm using one I made up the other day titled <i>Metal Fox, Extra-Fantastic Time Cadet, and His Very Naughty Hell Munchkins</i>('Metal Fox for short). I've already done a few crappy sketches and character designs but have to do some more before I work out the final designs of the characters. Although, if, in the end, it turns out I like another one of my older comics more, I'll stuff all my <i>Metal Fox</i> sketches into my draw where I keep all my old sketches and laugh at myself. Then I may dance. Depending on how my nervous sickness clears up.<br />
<br />
On another note, it's now September(and, really, Autumn). I like September for a few reasons:<br />
-Autumn's my favourite season.<br />
-September 5th-my baby brother's birthday/my friend DC's birthday.<br />
-September 11th-I get a day off school to go to Cental London with my Mum and her friend, James.<br />
-September 14th-Supreme Master/Overlord Jackson Publick's birthday.<br />
-September 17th-Regular Master/Overlord James Urbaniak's birthday.<br />
-September 24th-my friend Jussy(<a href="http://j44.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/4/j44.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconj44:" title="j44"/></a>)'s birthday.<br />
<br />
But, of course, there are four bad points about September:<br />
-I go back to school.<br />
-I go back to school.<br />
-I go back to school.<br />
-I go back to school where I am forced to run out in the cold by some stuck-up gym teacher and get picked on 'cause I ain't gangsta.<br />
<br />
So, you see, not everything kicks ass, as I have just shown you. But at least a lot of it is awesome. Speaking of awesome, I got a new coat. A long, black raincoat. Yes, like the one in The Crow. I like it. It shows off my hips and makes my shoulders look...um...something that is good. In other words, it makes me look tall and womanly. Then again, I don't need anything to make me tall. I tower over everyone as it is. Plus, I got volume one of <i>Bleach</i>, which is actually double the awesome I expected it to be.<br />
<br />
Then again, also speaking of things that are not awesome-there's this cute boy who I know.I don't just mean cute, I mean painfully cute. I think I may have the exteme hots for him. ARGH, WHY IS HE SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE?! But, yes, the chances of him liking me are so very thin that it upsets me slightly. For now, though, I'm just going to get a nice feeling in my pants and look at him. Guuuuh. He's the sex.<br />
<br />
Bosom.<br />
<br />
-LS<br />
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<b>Clubs I'm In</b><br />
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<br />
<b>Idols</b><br />
<a href="http://doc-hammer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/o/doc-hammer.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondoc-hammer:" title="doc-hammer"/></a><a href="http://spookychan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spookychan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspookychan:" title="spookychan"/></a><a href="http://claudiall.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/l/claudiall.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconclaudiall:" title="claudiall"/></a><a href="http://basement24.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/basement24.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbasement24:" title="basement24"/></a><a href="http://coralsnake.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/coralsnake.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcoralsnake:" title="coralsnake"/></a><a href="http://spaghetti016.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spaghetti016.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspaghetti016:" title="spaghetti016"/></a><a href="http://shoyrabbit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shoyrabbit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshoyrabbit:" title="shoyrabbit"/></a><a href="http://spiritwolf77.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spiritwolf77.gif"... ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>For All Those Exploding Thumbs Out There</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14380203/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:37:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey. I need to draw more Venture Bros. stuff, huh? To be honest, I draw a lot, but most of it is so crap it doesn't make it past my bedroom door. Yes, that is how shite it is. It's pretty damn frustrating.<br />
<br />
Hey, today was actually pretty good. I was up in my Dad's room looking for some Radiohead CDs (mainly because my Dad and my brothers were out) when I came across some discs o' interest:<br />
-a little box filled with tons of singles by The Cure<br />
-a CD by Manic Street Preachers<br />
-and a delightful little CD by Devo!<br />
<br />
So, you see, I am pretty happy 'bout that. Yeahhh. Also, another bonus-in one of the Cure cases, I found an unexpected little gift.<br />
<br />
Yus! 'Twas a game that I'd been looking for since I was about six! CRASH BASH!! Man, I love that game. So, Yeah, I played it and it was fun. Very much so. Then I got hungry and ate some chocolate because, y'know, I like chocolate.<br />
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<b>Clubs I'm In</b><br />
<a href="http://graphicalstories.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/r/graphicalstories.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongraphicalstories:" title="graphicalstories"/></a><br />
<br />
<b>Idols</b><br />
<a href="http://doc-hammer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/o/doc-hammer.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondoc-hammer:" title="doc-hammer"/></a><a href="http://spookychan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spookychan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspookychan:" title="spookychan"/></a><a href="http://claudiall.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/l/claudiall.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconclaudiall:" title="claudiall"/></a><a href="http://basement24.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/basement24.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbasement24:" title="basement24"/></a><a href="http://coralsnake.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/coralsnake.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcoralsnake:" title="coralsnake"/></a><a href="http://spaghetti016.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spaghetti016.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspaghetti016:" title="spaghetti016"/></a><a href="http://shoyrabbit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shoyrabbit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshoyrabbit:" title="shoyrabbit"/></a><a href="http://spiritwolf77.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spiritwolf77.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspiritwolf77:" title="spiritwolf77"/></a><a href="http://mentalfloss.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/mentalfloss.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmentalfloss:" title="mentalfloss"/></a><a href="http://dr-barzak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dr-barzak.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondr-barzak:" title="dr-barzak"/></a><a href="http://sockweasle.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sockweasle.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsockweasle:" title="sockweasle"/></a><a href="http://dr-runcible.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dr-runcible.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondr-runcible:" title="dr-runcible"/></a><a href="http://agentadvocate.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/g/agentadvocate.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconagentadvocate:" title="agentadvocate"/></a><a href="http://fez-worshiper.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/e/fez-worshiper.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfez-worshiper:" title="fez-worshiper"/></a><a href="http://talisx.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/talisx.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontalisx:" title="talisx"/></a><a href="http://tentaclees.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/tentaclees.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontentaclees:" title="tentaclees"/></a><a href="http://icanseeyourmonkey.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconicanseeyourmonkey:" title="icanseeyourmonkey"/></a><a href="http://resa.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/resa.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconresa:" title="resa"/></a><a href="http://th1rt3en.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/th1rt3en.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconth1rt3en:" title="th1rt3en"/></a><br />
<br />
<b>People That I Like That Like Me Back</b><br />
<a href="http://claudiall.deviantart.com/"><im... ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>STOLENED</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14363208/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:52:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You have a :<br />
[x] Mother<br />
[x] Father<br />
[x] Step-Father<br />
[ ] Step-Mother<br />
[ ] Step-Sister<br />
[x] Brother <br />
[x] Sister<br />
[ ] Nephew<br />
[ ] Niece<br />
[ ] Cell phone<br />
[ ] Own bathroom<br />
[x] Own room<br />
[ ] Swimming pool<br />
[ ] Hot tub<br />
[ ] Guest room<br />
[x] TV <br />
TOTAL so far: 7<br />
<br />
[ ] Full size or bigger bed <br />
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes<br />
[ ] Sunglasses<br />
[ ] Watch<br />
[x] MP3 Player/iPod that works well<br />
[x] PS2 that works <br />
[ ] Xbox that works<br />
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP that works<br />
[x] Gameboy/ Advance<br />
[ ] Gamecube<br />
TOTAL so far: 11<br />
<br />
[ ] Basketball hoop<br />
[ ] Air hockey table<br />
[ ] Pool table<br />
[ ] Ping pong table<br />
[ ] Fooseball table<br />
TOTAL so far : 11<br />
<br />
[ ] Nightstand<br />
[x] Stereo in bedroom<br />
[ ] DVD player in bedroom<br />
TOTAL so far: 12<br />
<br />
[ ] Job <br />
[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week<br />
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume <br />
[x] AIM/MSN<br />
[x] Camera or phone<br />
TOTAL so far: 15<br />
<br />
[ ] Electric or gas scooter/motorcycle/car<br />
[x] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar<br />
[ ] Piano/Keyboard<br />
[ ] Any other instrument<br />
[ ] Been on a cruise <br />
[ ] Traveled out of the province/state<br />
[ ] Had a personal trainer<br />
[ ] Expensive jewellery<br />
[x] Met a celebrity (if Jamie Smart counts as a celebrity)<br />
TOTAL so far: 17<br />
<br />
[x] Straightener/curling iron <br />
[ ] Have been to a batting cage<br />
[ ] Have $100 on you right now <br />
[ ] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card<br />
[ ] Been to Europe <br />
[ ] Been to NYC<br />
[ ] Been to LA<br />
[ ] Been to Florida <br />
[ ] Been to Las Vegas<br />
[ ] Been to the Bahamas<br />
[ ] Been to South America<br />
TOTAL so far : 18<br />
<br />
[ ] Parents have a car<br />
[ ] Jet Ski/boat<br />
[ ] Camper<br />
[ ] Been to 5+ states in the US/ 3+ provinces in Canada<br />
[ ] 100+ buddies on facebook/myspace <br />
TOTAL so far: 18<br />
<br />
[x] Home cooked meal almost every day<br />
[ ] Been in a limo<br />
[ ] Been in a helicopter<br />
[ ] Own a camcorder<br />
[ ] Own a laptop<br />
TOTAL: 19<br />
<br />
1-22 = Ghetto<br />
23-33 = Average kid<br />
34-44 = Spoiled<br />
45+ = Upper Class snob<br />
<br />
Ghetto? What the fuck...?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Alright Then,Apparently Not.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14359653/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:56:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Woah, booyah, salutations, hallo, allo, bonjour, salut and some other crap. Most of those were French. But that's not the point! The point is, apparently, I was wrong. Since Saturday, the weather has been more...um...Summer-y. It's been bloody boiling for three days straight. Which is kinda a shame, really. I like it being cold. My sleep recently has been shit enough as it is, but when it's hot, goddammit, it SUCKS. Although, I'm confused to fuck. One day, it's pissing down with rain, the next, all my siblings are in a fucking paddling pool. What the hell...?<br />
<br />
So, yes, I'm not particularly having a wonderous time. No sipping tea from a small cup on a saucer for me, eh? No pip pip, chin chin or any other clichÃ© British phrases you can think of. Naw, sir.<br />
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<b>Clubs I'm In</b><br />
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<b>Idols</b><br />
<a href="http://doc-hammer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/o/doc-hammer.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondoc-hammer:" title="doc-hammer"/></a><a href="http://spookychan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spookychan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspookychan:" title="spookychan"/></a><a href="http://claudiall.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/l/claudiall.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconclaudiall:" title="claudiall"/></a><a href="http://basement24.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/basement24.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbasement24:" title="basement24"/></a><a href="http://coralsnake.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/coralsnake.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcoralsnake:" title="coralsnake"/></a><a href="http://spaghetti016.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spaghetti016.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspaghetti016:" title="spaghetti016"/></a><a href="http://shoyrabbit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shoyrabbit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshoyrabbit:" title="shoyrabbit"/></a><a href="http://spiritwolf77.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spiritwolf77.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspiritwolf77:" title="spiritwolf77"/></a><a href="http://mentalfloss.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/mentalfloss.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmentalfloss:" title="mentalfloss"/></a><a href="http://dr-barzak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dr-barzak.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondr-barzak:" title="dr-barzak"/></a><a href="http://sockweasle.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sockweasle.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsockweasle:" title="sockweasle"/></a><a href="http://dr-runcible.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dr-runcible.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondr-runcible:" title="dr-runcible"/></a><a href="http://agentadvocate.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/g/agentadvocate.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconagentadvocate:" title="agentadvocate"/></a><a href="http://fez-worshiper.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/e/fez-worshiper.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfez-worshiper:" title="fez-worshiper"/></a><a href="http://talisx.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/talisx.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontalisx:" title="talisx"/></a><a href="http://tentaclees.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/tentaclees.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontentaclees:" title="tentaclees"/></a><a href="http://icanseeyourmonkey.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconicanseeyourmonkey:" title="icanseeyourmonkey"/></a><br />
<br />
<b>People That I Like That Like Me Back</b><br />
<a href="http://claudiall.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/l/claudiall.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconclaudiall:" title="claudiall"/></a><a href="http://cornychinchilla.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/cornychinchilla.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcornychinchilla:" title="cornychinchilla"/></a><a href="http://fanart-freak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/fanart-freak.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":ic... ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Autumn Comes Early for English People.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14287133/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:35:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yesterday's forecast:Windy with showers of rain.<br />
Today's forecast:Windy with showers of rain.<br />
Tomorrow's forecast:Windy with showers of rain.<br />
<br />
See where I'm going with this?<br />
Not that it's a bad thing. Autumn's awesome. I love the cold breeze as it brushes agains my pink cheeks(not buttcheeks D: )as I stand in the rain waiting for a bus to take me to school. Of course,the school part isn't enjoyable. But it doesn't matter what season it is. School always sucks.<br />
But, alas, the leaves are still as green as something very green and the calendar still says 'August'. At least I don't have to suffer sticky, sweaty, stanky summer waether.<br />
<br />
Haha, see what I did there? With the 's's and everthing? Yep.<br />
<br />
<i><b>Edit:</b></i>Wheeeeee!*<a class="u" href="http://graphicalstories.deviantart.com/">GraphicalStories</a> have submitted some more of my deviations!Badda-boom!<br />
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<b>Clubs I'm In</b><br />
<a href="http://graphicalstories.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/r/graphicalstories.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongraphicalstories:" title="graphicalstories"/></a><br />
<br />
<b>Idols</b><br />
<a href="http://doc-hammer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/o/doc-hammer.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondoc-hammer:" title="doc-hammer"/></a><a href="http://spookychan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spookychan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspookychan:" title="spookychan"/></a><a href="http://claudiall.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/l/claudiall.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconclaudiall:" title="claudiall"/></a><a href="http://basement24.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/basement24.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbasement24:" title="basement24"/></a><a href="http://coralsnake.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/coralsnake.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcoralsnake:" title="coralsnake"/></a><a href="http://spaghetti016.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spaghetti016.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspaghetti016:" title="spaghetti016"/></a><a href="http://shoyrabbit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shoyrabbit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshoyrabbit:" title="shoyrabbit"/></a><a href="http://spiritwolf77.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spiritwolf77.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspiritwolf77:" title="spiritwolf77"/></a><a href="http://mentalfloss.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/mentalfloss.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmentalfloss:" title="mentalfloss"/></a><a href="http://dr-barzak.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dr-barzak.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondr-barzak:" title="dr-barzak"/></a><a href="http://sockweasle.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sockweasle.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsockweasle:" title="sockweasle"/></a><a href="http://dr-runcible.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dr-runcible.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondr-runcible:" title="dr-runcible"/></a><a href="http://agentadvocate.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/g/agentadvocate.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconagentadvocate:" title="agentadvocate"/></a><a href="http://fez-worshiper.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/e/fez-worshiper.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfez-worshiper:" title="fez-worshiper"/></a><a href="http://talisx.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/talisx.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontalisx:" title="talisx"/></a><a href="http://tentaclees.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/tentaclees.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontentaclees:" title="tentaclees"/></a><a href="http://icanseeyourmonkey.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconicanseeyourmonkey:" title="icanseeyourmonkey"/></a><br />
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<b>People That I Like That Like Me Back</b><br />
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                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Whut...?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:41:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mecha-Shiva has 233 pageviews total and her 23 deviations were viewed 190 times. She watches 24 people, while 6 people watch her.<br />
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Overall, her deviations received 21 comments and were added to deviants' favourites 12 times, while she commented 105 times, making about 5.94 comments per day since she joined DA. This means that she gave 50 comments for every 10 that she received.<br />
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Her deviation with the most comments is Desperate For Love:Tagline. with 6 comments, receiving an average of 0.42 per day in the first 2 weeks, while her most favourited one is DFL:Loki-Butterball, with 3 favourites, averaging 0.14 per day in the first 2 weeks. Her most viewed deviation is Unmose with 28 views.<br />
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6 favourites were given for every 10 comments.<br />
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Every 0.7 days she uploads a new deviation, and it's usually on a Friday, with 7 (30%) of her deviations.<br />
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Her busiest month was August 2007 with 23 (100%) of her deviations.<br />
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The majority of her deviations are uploaded to the Fan Art gallery (12), while her favourite category was Traditional > Movies/TV with 10 deviations.<br />
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Comments per deviation: 0.91<br />
Favourites per deviation: 0.52<br />
Views per deviation: 8.26<br />
Comments per day: 1.18<br />
Favourites per day: 0.67<br />
Views per day: 10.75<br />
Pageviews per day: 13.18<br />
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This makes me look so lame.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>I Need Some Sleep</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:49:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I haven't had any for two days.I've been up all night drawing.Dammit,I'm so fucking stupid and I'm such a geek.Tonight,after [adult swim],I swear to fucking god,I'm getting some sweet,sweet sleep.I'll stop watching [as] at 02:30am.Then,in the morning,I'm drawing myself a new Dean avatar and some other hot Venture action.<br />
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Love you,sweet dreams and the like.<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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-L.S.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Get Your Twanger Out.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:02:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0WnNBUG_eg">[link]</a><br />
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This made me cry so very badly.I swear to god,I wish Rainbow was part of my generation...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Thrown Away and Happy</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:39:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ahahahaha,I feel like nobody loves me and I'll never make it,but I'm so fucking happy.I'm a useless pile of hatred,with my purpose being something for people to kick around and treat like shit,but I'm a cheerful one.<br />
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Emotions,you make me so fucked up,but for now,you're awesome.<br />
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Oh yeah,and you too-<br />
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I LOVE YOU ALL FOR CONSTANTLY TREATING ME LIKE USELESS,PATHETIC WANK!!!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Nowun loves me.:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:03:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ No,they dun love me at all.It dun matter if I drew like DalÃ­.They'd still hate meh.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":bucktooth:" title="Bucktooth" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Almost 100 pageveiws.</title>
                <link>http://Mecha-Shiva.deviantart.com/journal/14206346/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:10:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's nothing special.But it is!Because not many people like me.<br />
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They do not like my odour.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Too Tipsy For T.V</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:48:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Augh,my head is killing me!I've spent all day staring at a screen,doodling and drinking alcopops.Boy,am I starting to regret it.I'm getting a little light-headed,so I've switched from boozy crap to a very English cup o' tea.Three sugars.I'm also really tired,but,hey,you win some you lose some.<br />
Although I seem to have lost all of them.<br />
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Another thing.I seem to have run out of pencils.Tomorrow,I think I'm going to town with my brother,though,which could be forunate on my behalf.Depending on what shops we go in.<br />
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That's all,really.I just wanted to complain a bit,as I'm bloody bored.But however much my head hurts,however tired I am,however low on drawing supplies I am,I still love ya.<br />
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-LS<br />
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Now for this part!<br />
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<b>Clubs I'm In</b><br />
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<b>Idols</b><br />
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Ya,I love you guuuuuys.<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Pullin' An All-Nighter</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:55:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh,damn.It's almost 05:00am here in rainy ol' England,and I haven't gone to bed,nor do I plan to.I was up watching the occasionaly-crappy line-up of [adult swim] on Bravo about two hours ago.It started at 01:05 and ended at 03:00am(Venture Brothers(eee yay!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />) being the first show and Aqua Teen Hunger Force being the last).After that,my older brother went up to bed,but I was bored,so I stayed up looking at VB fanart by(guess who?)...you guys.<br />
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I have to be really quiet so I don't wake my Dad.He fell asleep before [adult swim] started when he was reading my little brother a story.Geez,if he wakes up,I'm screwed.Screwed to the maaaaaaaaaax.<br />
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But anyway,I'm working on some sketches of the world's favourite family and friends,but nothing can be scanned until after 06:00 or 07:00am so it'll just look like I woke up early 'cause I needed to pee or something.Speaking of pee,I think I drank my body weight in coke.Cor,I am having fun.Top o' th' mornin' to ya!<br />
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-LS<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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                <title>Happy Funkin' Birthday!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:20:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dee-vee-ant arght,you're sehhhhhhhven,dee-vee-ant arght,still sehhhhhhhhven,doo doo dee,dee doo doo...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!Mecha-Shiva</author>
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