http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:MrsRainey&section=today deviantART RSS for by:MrsRainey en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:59:28 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/26900978/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/26900978/ Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:54:29 PDT
It is in my bed somewhere.

I do not wish to sleep.

On another matter, my AS results were BBCD. joyous occasion.

I had a dream my brother got washed down the drain.

I also had a dream that a friend told me that everyone hated me.

Where oh where will we go next, haunted pillow beneath my head?

I'm growing tired of this site, I'm not doing much art.

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]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/25924444/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/25924444/ Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:05:42 PDT . She's 16. Go check out her gallery ppl.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/25559545/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/25559545/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:41:59 PDT
It's so surreal, Michael Jackson is just one of those names that people use in passing. It's hard to go somewhere where he isn't known. As his name has spread, so does the word of his death. And this morning it was hard to find anyone who didn't know about his passing away. Strangely enough it was also hard to find anyone my age who was genuinely upset about it like me. I suppose it's hard for our generation because we haven't grown up with his music in the charts like many of the adults around, however I love Michael Jackson's music and can remember teaching myself to moonwalk and everything.

Google actually went down for a while because they were being flooded by people trying to confirm it, if you look at google trends the most searched one recently is 'michael jackson died' and in the 'hotness' scale it's under Volcanic. Not surprised really. Google thought they were under attack.

There was a lot of controversy surrounding Michael Jackson, what with the accusations of paedophilia and his massive debts. He died deeply in debt. He was said to have had a "billionaire spending habit for only a millionaire's spending budget" which, even though he was at a lack of money right up until his death, is what I think is the best life. He did what he wanted and wasn't afraid of the consequences.

But at the same time, there are many who believe that he was never really happy. He and his siblings were beaten by their father as children and Jacko had so many bumps in his life, that amount of fame would drive anyone crazy. He lost his childhood, taken straight to the walk of fame at such a young age, beaten by his father.

He was more than an amazing entertainer, he was a father and an icon for so many all over the world. R.I.P The King of Pop. You will be missed greatly. My heart goes out to his family.

_{PS. First Mark Speight, then Steve Irwin, then Heath Leger, now this? My bets are on either Britney Spears or Madonna next. Maybe Stephen Fry... they just keep getting more and more tragic. This is so upsetting. Stop dying people! Why can they not just live forever like their songs??}

There's never going to be an intermission, but there'll always be a closing night.

< /srsbsns. >

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/25370220/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/25370220/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:59:49 PDT
oh well.

new stuff up at some point.

yay.

EDIT: Alright I want to rant.

This journal skins thing.

just... no. Stop this DA.

They're continually trying to find ways to get our money. My money.

Now even when I make a journal, I have a bright red-y pink-y bar thing telling me to get *~premium membership~*.

deviantART, there is a reason I don't already have premium membership after over 2 years of being here.

I have never wanted to pay for this shiz.

and I doubt I ever will.

so please, stop telling me to get premium membership.

I don't want it.

Leave me alone.

Go away.

plz.

_kthx.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/24766737/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/24766737/ Fri, 15 May 2009 08:41:56 PDT
I'm actually revising like crazy but I'm not enjoying it. However on Tuesday I shall be free of AS Level forever. Hopefully. Assuming I don't have to retake.

I wish I could just skip to Thursday. Bring on the booze.

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Isn't Valentine's day smashing?

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I have a hell of a lot of work to get done today. It's 2:07 pm and I woke up like half an hour ago. Lie-ins ist krieg.

Uuuuugh I don't want to do all this work. SO MUCH TO DO. But I will kill myself if I don't do it today, I just know it.

I have winegums. They are absolutely delicious. I winegums.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22575116/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22575116/ Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:45:58 PST and I first discovered we both existed. I've spoken to her nearly every day for a while now.

I love her so much because she is such a great, humble, entertaining, funny person to talk to. She can make me feel better when I feel shit and not many can do that lol. We've had some pretty good times.

ILU LIXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <33333333333333333333333333333333 x OMFINTITY + 2.

Also, I still have a link to the first conversation we had. A conversation that lasted about a week actually... lol. [link]

Also, thanks dA for letting me meet some really amazing people, Lixa being just one of the fantastic folk I talk to regularly.

_{I may draw something for you when I decide what to draw.}

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22540033/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22540033/ Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:22:10 PST
Pics: [link] [link]

They took about 10 minutes each to put on but it was worth it.

I am going to wear them all day in the house today. I don't care what anyone else says. I'm in love.

EDIT: Forgot in my excitement to mention, my 10k kiriban was caught by ~Ganges-Red.

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Also, lol they have a letter that looks like a penis. [link]

But yeah, learning Russian is now my new way of procrastinating the huge mountain of coursework I need to do. BAAAAAAAW.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22340728/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22340728/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:32:48 PST
ARE YOU?

1. Perfect?
yes.

2. Tall?
no.

3. In your pajamas?
yes.

4. Left handed?
no.


LAST:

1. Friend you saw
idk I have no social life.

2. Talked to on the phone:
~mintyfoo lol.

3. Person to text you:
idk probably Chloe.

4. Was today better than yesterday?
no.


FAVORITES:
1. Number
12

2. Color(s)
green.

3. Fruit
orange or grapes.

4. Place
greece.


EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now?
yes.

2. Are you happy?
no.

3. Are you sad?
a bit.

4. Are you bored?
obviously.

6. Are you nervous?
no.

8. Are you tired?
not really.


ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name?
Katerina.

2. Nick names?
Katy, Kaitoula.

3. Eye color?
brown.

4. Zodiac sign?
leo.

5. Male or female?
female.

6. Slut?
yes.

Slow?
is this number 6.5 or something?

7. Smart?
yes.

8. Hair color?
black/dark brown.

9. Long or short?
long.

10. Sweats or Jeans?
jeans.

11. Phone or Camera?
idk.

12. Drink or Smoke?
drink.

14. Righty or lefty?
right.

FIRSTS:
1. First best friend?
Rosemary or Nikita, or possibly Jessica.

2. First crush?
bob.

3. First pet?
cat.

4. First big vacation?
greece when I was too small to remember.


CURRENTLY:

1. Eating?
no.

2. Drinking?
no.

3. I'm about to:
sleep.

4. Listening to?
Gojira - A Sight to Behold.

5. Plans for today?
do work.


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller?
taller.

2. Romantic or spontaneous?
don't care.

3. Sensitive or loud?
idk.

4. Hook-up or relationship?
dunno.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles?
mhm.

2. Lost glasses/contacts?
yes. then found them.

3. Ran away from home?
kinda lol.

4. Broken someone's heart?
yes.

5. Been arrested?
no.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles?
no.

2. Yourself?
no.

3. Heaven?
no.

4. Santa Claus?
yes.

4. Love?
it's an feeling wtf. how can you not believe in it.

5. Do you like someone?
I guess.

6. Do you believe in God?
no.

7. Answered the truth on all questions ?
yes.

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: computer.

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: yes.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Saw II.

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: chinese takeaway.

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: no.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: no.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: can be.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: the moon.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: either last night or earlier idr.

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: probably work.

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 3.

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: music.

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: yes. mouth ulcer.

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: august because my birthday is in it.

Q: What did you do last night?
A: get drunk.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22338619/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22338619/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:45:10 PST
IN 2008 I:
[] stayed single
[x] got kissed
[x] kissed someone new
[x] made out
[] made out in a car

[] kissed in the snow
[] kissed in the rain
[x] fell in love (kinda?)
[x] fell in love with a fool
[] had my heart broken

[x] broke someone else's heart
[] had a stalker
[x] lost a friend
[x] had a good relationship with someone
[x] questioned my sexual orientation

[] came out of my closet
[] got pregnant
[] had an abortion
[] got married

[] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] met someone that I will never forget
[x] did something I regret
[] lost my true love
[x] lost faith in love for awhile

[] kissed under mistletoe
[] got a promotion
[] got a pay raise
[] changed jobs
[] lost my job

[] quit my job
[] dated a co-worker
[] dated my boss
[] dated my boss's son/ daughter
[] got fired from my job

[] got straight A's
[] almost got straight A's
[] failed a class (almost)
[] cut class
[x] skipped school

[x] did something I was proud of
[x] proved myself an idiot
[] embarrassed myself in front of the class
[] fell in love with a teacher
[x] was involved in something that I will never forget

[x] painted a picture
[] wrote a poem
[] ran a mile
[x] listened to music I couldn't stand
[] double dipped

[] skinny dipped
[x] went to a sleepover
[] went to camp
[] threw a surprise party (I wish I was there DDD: )
[x] laughed till I cried

[] laughed till I peed my pants
[x] flirted shamelessly
[] visited a foreign country
[] visited a foreign state
[x] cooked a disastrous meal (I think that was 2008.)

[x] lost something important to me
[x] got a gift I love
[x] realized something new about myself
[] tried to gain weight (I didn't try...)
[] dyed my hair

[] came close to losing my life
[x] someone close to me died
[] went to a wild party
[] got arrested
[x] read a great book

[x] saw a great movie
[] saw a movie so scary that it made me cry (can't happen)
[] saw a favorite band live
[] did something that I want to tell everyone
[x] experienced something new

[x] made new friends
[x] found out who your real friends are
[x] lied to your parents
[x] snuck out
[] got in trouble with police

[] kissed in a pool
[] kissed under the stars
[x] drank alcohol
[x] went to a party
[] had the time of your life

[x] danced
[x] fell out of love
[x] had a crush on someone
[x] changed your sexual preference
[] swam in a pool
[] made a snowman
[] went snowboarding
[] went sledding
[x] slept in past 2pm
[x] held someones hand

[x] held someones hand that you care about (Why would I hold someone's hand who I didn't care about? Stupid.)
[x] told someone you like them as more than a friend
[] gone on vacation
[] gone on vacation with a friend
[] driven a car

[] played strip poker
[] danced in the rain
[] seen someone get in a car accident
[] got in a fist fight
[x] laughed until you couldn't breathe

[] had an amazing year
[x] missed someone
[] got hit by car
[] sent someone to the hospital
[x] got a new pet
[] enjoyed this year overall

What a shit year.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22303183/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22303183/ Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:30:16 PST
I won't even reflect on the past year, I'm just sure that some will agree with me that I'm GLAD IT'S FUCKING OVER.

Bring on 2009 BITCH.

Time to get pissed.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22243722/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22243722/ Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:45:53 PST
A national letter from ents. Icelandic this amounts. Annot\the...
Presenter

I give up. This is impossible. A those two sentences actually worked! And RE. And I swear I have not used more and keyboard for any of this. This is completely windows Mr. Voice recognition.

Leave a comment and I will say it's with windows voice recognition and we will laugh. The five four mouth. Prospects for:3

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22189853/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22189853/ Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:03:40 PST
Lol does anyone know how to make the screen darker on laptops? I have never actually had a laptop before. and the brightness of the screen is hurting my head almost as much as the alcohol.

Btw, Dcotor Who was AMAIZNG/.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22079859/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/22079859/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:28:56 PST
I have been waiting for AGES to do this. To just.. do nothing and not care. But now I feel really lazy and want to do something productive. But apart from that I have absolutely no motivation to do anything useful. Apart from boredom. Which is slowly taking over.

Might get addicted to the sims again. Might.

It's taking me longer and longer to update my journals. I just don't have such interesting stuff to say any more, or the motivation to say any of it.

I've been watching videos on youtube basically all day. WHY MUST THAT WEBSITE CONSUME MY LIFE.

I'm tired. Even though I caught up on so much sleep. Why, self, why.

Nobody is in RCH. I just suddenly got the urge to sort something out for christmas for HCC. Which is stupid because it's 5 days until christmas day now and Lixa has been telling me I need to do something for ages.

It's hard having both DN14 and HCC to look after. It doesn't help that SOMEBODY *coughvealcough* has been kind enough to bestow most duties for DN14 on me.

Well we can see what I'm going to spend these 2 weeks doing. Fuck all.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21974806/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21974806/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 05:32:32 PST Woo.

_{PS. Don't unban me from RCH yet. I've nearly written a page of this essay, I'm on a roll.}

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21957900/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21957900/ Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:57:39 PST
Okay so yeah, I was going to go christmas shopping today but the weather is very bad.

Oh crap.

I can't even order stuff off the internet because, well, I can't. Need visa or paypal etc.

So I need to go shopping some time before Friday. D: I hate Christmas. *scrooge*

Anyway, this essay needs to be done. But I'm too distracted by basically everything. Now there are flashing lights in the room. How can I concentrate when there's such distraction next to me? Damn christmas tree. Why must you be so pretty.

Also, guess who stayed up until 1 am last night watching cartoons on Cartoon Network.

...Yes. Essay time. Byebye.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21884864/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21884864/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:02:55 PST [link]

If you do not get the reference, you are not a true 90's Cartoon Network kid and must watch above link when you have 10 minutes spare. I used to watch these programs obsessively. I know everything that used to play on Cartoon Network during the golden years, especially Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.

I EFFING LOVE CARTOONS. Will I ever grow up? Hell naw.

BTW, fyi people, it's not effing Christmas yet. Too early for Christmas songs. I can't stand them. DDD:

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21783016/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21783016/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:45:06 PST

I got my old computer back. Remember? The one that died because of the great big humungous fucking virus. My dad finally restored all the files etc and it's back with a vengence.

Hear that computer? HEAR THAT?!? YOUR BILLIONTH ATTEMPT AT SUICIDE HAS BEEN THWARTED YET AGAIN! HOW DOES IT FEEL? EH?

I'm actually hoping it'll die for good soon. It's returned with my files, and fails. I'm remembering all the problems I had with it before.

So, as the deja-vu returns, I have decided to go through my journals where I have documented the journey of my technological advances setbacks, and order them all in this journal for lulz. Now we can follow the life cycle of all my computers, woop woop! (You know... I've forgotten about most of them. Completely forgotten what they looked like or whatever.)

FIRST ONE I CAN FIND:
[link] - moving from my old dinosaur of a computer.

[link] - I successfully move into my new computer, but hate Vista.

[link] - Scroll down to the bold heading. This is the part where my computer actually gives itself 3 days to live before it self-destructs.

[link] - I move out of Vista back to XP, with a LOT of stress.

[link] - Random death. TOTALLY RANDOM.

[link] - Quick solution, lol.

[link] - iPod dies. Not my computer but still shows how much technology hates me.

[link] - Nothing is working, I blame dA but really it was my computer's fault.

[link] - Second point from the bottom. I say it casually because I'm used to it.

[link] - Fixed.

[link] - Destroyed.

[link] - Just everything goes wrong.

[link] - I complained until I got a new one, but it was even worse.

[link] - Look halfway through. Terrible computer is terrible.

Right, now what's the problem you say? Well. Terrible computer is GONE, and the computer from the second journal link is back. The one that had Vista and attempted suicide a fair few times.

REJOICE. (?)

_{My dad should be getting me a laptop for Christmas, a decent one. But after all this, can I trust him?}



]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21747719/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21747719/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:56:51 PST some lots more research into this, but I need to know first, do people love me enough to visit my blogs on another website so that I'm not poor?

I'd probably say a lot more in those blogs than in these journals. I doubt I could use these journals to get money, though it's easier to get views here. I'll need to get a certain amount of viewers to get money so I'll need help lol.

So guyssss, willing to view my blog to get me money? _{I will love you for ever and ever and ever.}

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21680960/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21680960/ Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:48:26 PST
I don't actually have much to say lol. I have French homework to do for tomorrow but I don't get it. RRRRR.

This week has gone weirdly fast. Friday night will be interesting. And fun. I'm sure. Don't actually know how I'm getting home but hey-ho, I have money for the bus, my dad gave me £20. And nope, still no EMA. I got a letter today that said "PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL" but it was just a bank statement telling me I still only have £8.10 in my account. It's not even enough to get out of a cash machine. What's the point? -sigh-

Had life drawing today, that was a laugh. I used inks and a bamboo pen, which I've used like once on a really small scale, but this was like A1 size. Being a clutz I accidently spilled ink all down my drawing and onto the floor and my hands and everything. I actually went "oops." and nobody even looked around. The art teacher came over, stepped over the ink explosion on the floor and said "Wow, I love that effect you've done there! Maybe do it again over here.. love it! Good work!"

ROFL happy mistakes, I love them. Quite a few people said they liked it and I wonder how many people actually realised it was a complete accident.

So next time you go into Mr Fitz's room, look for the white ink splatters on the floor by the cupboard. I have left my mark. It's just as cool as when we left a burn on the table in chemistry, and when I wrote "THE GAME" on nearly every single of my GCSE mock exam tables. Which then got replaced hastily so it might as well have been a waste of time but oh well.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21647560/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21647560/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:07:00 PST
9000 doesn't count for shit, has to be OVER 9000. But not too much.

9001. Gogogogo.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21631507/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21631507/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:12:00 PST
The mouse got away btw. We got back in the morning and it had tunnelled out. But Rizzo caught like 3 mice in the last 24 hours so it's okay.

School tomorrow, I've done basically NO work whatsoever. I'm still full of a cold.

Oh and my brother turned 11 yesterday, omg. He's not old enough to be eleven. D:

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21596117/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21596117/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:23:55 PST

I CAUGHT A MOUSE. WITH MY BARE HANDS. _{And a packet of custard creams.}

Well here's what happened. I was sitting at my computer all bored-like playing this REALLY annoying but awesome game that I will link you to at the end LOL.

So next to my monitor is a rather large packet of Custard Creams with the opening of the packet facing behind my computer screen. There were only like 2 left in there and a load of crumbs.

So all of a sudden I hear a rustling in there. A mouse was in there eating my custard creams. MY custard creams. D:

I was outraged, so I grabbed up the packet by the opening so the mouse was trapped. After a momentary >8D face, I started to realise I had no fucking clue what to do with it then.

So I took it to my mum, who was on the phone. I just kinda stood there for a while with the mouse in the packet moving around and trying to escape. I just stood there like D8 in front of my mum, who was looking at me weirdly.

I pointed to the packet and was like "... I caught a mouse." My mum pulled this face that she pulls all the time that means "wtf ew."

Then of course Christos with his super-human hearing/butting in skills calls from the other side of the house "WHAT?!?"

I'm all like "What do I do? D8" and everoyne is just laughing at me and being like "wtf there is a mouse in a custard creams packet". So I decide to take it upstairs to show the cat.

But of course she is completely uninterested because it's in the packet, therefore she can't see the mouse. So I try to bring her out the front and show her the mouse. (All the while my brother is going "CAN I HOLD THE MOUSE? CAN I HOLD THE MOUSE?")

So we take it outside and of course Rizzo just runs into the darkness (it was night time). So we put it (and the custard creams) in an upturned plastic bowl and cover the edges a bit with the stones.

My brother phones my dad and gives me the phone. My dad, being the most heartless person ever (comme moi) is all like "DROWN IT" and "SQUISH IT". Seriously. I'm surprised he didn't tell me to burn it. Seeing as those things weren't possible we decided to leave it out there. It won't die of starvation, it has the bloody custard creams. I WAS SAVING THOSE LAST TWO.

It started tunnelling out so we had to make basically walls out of stones and put heavy things on top. These heavy things consist of a huge broken speaker and a big jar of gone-off olives. x]

IT LOOKS SO FUNNY. BUT TRUST THAT NOW OF ALL TIMES IS THE TIME I CANNOT FIND MY CAMERA.

EDIT: forgot the [link] at the end LOL. My record is 24 seconds.

EDIT EDIT: HAH, 25.365 SECONDS. AHAHAHAH.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21582481/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21582481/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:01:23 PST
I'm actually doing stuff this weekend and next, I'm proud of myself for being social. Though I'll have to stay at home for weeks after that.

I don't actually know what else to write.

Oh yeah.

I have loads of drawings but I can't get my scanner to work. Similarly, I can't be bothered to get it to work. I promise they're good drawings though.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21569022/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21569022/ Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:07:23 PST LEGO RACERS 1 AGAIN.

IF YOU NEVER PLAYED THAT AS A CHILD THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU AND YOUR CHILDHOOD.

So many memories. I STILL REMEMBER ALL THE SHORTCUTS AND EVERYTHING.

And I STILL can't complete the last circuit, even 8 or 9 years on.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21548355/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21548355/ Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:12:36 PST Lone women attacked on same night

Police patrols are being stepped up in a part of south Kent after three attacks on women who were out alone.

Police said all the assaults happened on Friday night and early Saturday morning in the ____________, in the __________ area of __________.

One of them was a serious sexual assault, while the other two were physical attacks.


LOL talk about brush with fate, I cycled there Saturday morning. Alone. Without telling anyone where I was. Without my phone too.

It's a quiet place, the only people I saw were fishers and old people. I just wanted to cycle by the sea for a bit.

Come to think of it, there were a couple of blokes who jeered and whistled at me. o_O Maybe it was THEM.

Officers have urged people not to walk alone, and to ensure they let others know of their whereabouts, including details of when they are likely to arrive at a particular place.

Lol, all the stuff I didn't bother to do.

Ch Insp Martin Bradley said: "We recognise the concerns of people in the area and would urge them to enjoy their night out as normal but paying due regard to safety."

lol like they can ENJOY THEIR NIGHT knowing that they might be ATTACKED at any moment. How pleasant.

Lucky as hell it wasn't me, I must have been there, what, 3 or 4 hours after the last attack? Christ. A few people have shown me this news report and told me to watch out LOL. I wanted to go there tomorrow though. Sucks.

Might go again anyway. I NEED TO DO OBSERVATIONAL DRAWING FOR ART. I'll just sit by some fishermen or something so it looks like I'm not alone, and there are witnesses. x]

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21536604/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21536604/ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:15:50 PST [link] if you haven't removed me from your watch list already.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21531919/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21531919/ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:58:04 PST
Answer in a comment please. Which language should I learn next? (bias totally allowed, nay, encouraged)

1. Russian
2. Spanish
3. Hebrew
4. Korean
5. Finnish
6. Arabic
7. Other (which one then you undescisive faggot?)

Languages you are not allowed to suggest:

1. English
2. American
3. Australian
4. Any other English variation (it's not funny fags.)
5. Latin
6. French
7. German
8. Chinese
9. Greek
10. Japanese, you weeaboos.

Languages I am leaning towards (in order):

1. Korean
2. Russian
3. Spanish

If you can't be bothered to comment then don't, I don't give a fuck. Just that a lot of people read my journals so I figured this might help me make up my mind. Korean just looks cool because it has all those little circles and whatnot.


In other news, I hate everyone. Please do me a favour and die. You fucking disgraces to humanity.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21468629/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21468629/ Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:14:01 PST
Um, hi.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21441371/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21441371/ Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:56:24 PST LupinLuva's OC Derek. I mean come on, DEREK!

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21386945/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21386945/ Sat, 08 Nov 2008 11:01:12 PST Lixa123 tagged me for this first one.


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'your cosmic arse and put your cosmic head in your cosmic' - that is line 4. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE 'I, LUCIFER'? He's talking about God btw.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
What? Why? I can stretch it about 3 inches, there's a wall right here.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Hackers

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
6pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
18:38. Exactly two hours after Lixa did it.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Hackers still on tv (I got bored), mum talking on the phone.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Uh... um... Friday when I was coming out of school after a hearty 2 hour nap in the common room.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Eh? Nothing, I came straight to DA seeing as I had no new emails.

9. What are you wearing?
PJs. I'm lazy today. What? I'm on my period.

10. Did you dream last night?
...Oh yes. God. What a dream.

11. When did you last laugh?
About an hour or so ago when Hole in the Wall was on. YOU KNOW THAT GAME FROM JAPAN?? THE ONE ON YOUTUBE? THERE'S AN ENGLISH VERSION NOW!

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
*looks around* Posters of Thomas the Tank Engine, the Powerpuff Girls and Postman Pat. This is the playroom.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Probably.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Unique. And a bit silly.

15. What is the last film you saw?
All the way through? Quantum of Solace. Generally? Either Hackers or Michael.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
PLANE TICKETS TO EVERYWHERE.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
You? The person who wrote this quiz? You don't even know me. Hi, my name is Katy.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I WISH NOBODY IN COUNTRIES OTHER THAN ENGLAND, CANADA, USA AND AUSTRALIA (and maybe other places I've forgotten about, Jamaica?) WOULD SPEAK ENGLISH. THEY SHOULD ALL SPEAK THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND NOTHING ELSE. This would increase culture and also encourage ignorant people to learn different languages. I LIKE LANGUAGES A LOT.

19. Do you like to dance?
"No. ... well yes, but not in front of others."
Lixa said tht perfectly so I didn't change it.

20. George Bush:
yes.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
PRINCESS.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jesus.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
YES.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"We all hate you, go away."

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
No.


NEXT QUIZ THING. Stereotypes.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Emo...? I'm not emo.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (...I don't think this applies to British southerners but I bolded it anyway just to be safe.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (what)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I m... ]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21370972/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21370972/ Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:48:34 PST
[x] gotten kissed.
[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class.
[ ] gotten suspended.
[ ] gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total so far: 1

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times.
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] missed school just because you felt like it.
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total so far: 4

[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school.
[x] text people during class.
[x] passed notes.
[x] threw stuff across the room.
[x] laughed at the teacher.
Total so far: 9

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal.
[ ] took pictures during school hours.
[x] called someone during school hours.
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours.
[x] skipped a class period. (Form time?)
Total So Far: 13

[ ] threw something at the teacher.
[x] went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] broke the dress code. (everyone does srsly)
[ ] failed a class.
[x] ate food during class.
Total So Far: 16

[x] gotten a call from school.
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] didn't take your stuff to school.
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking.
[x] curse during class/school.
total so far: 20

[x] faked your parents'/guardians' signature.
[x] slept in class.
[ ] cursed at your teacher.
[x] copied homework.
[ ] got in trouble with the principal.
total So Far: 23

Multiply by 3.

69% of my teenage life has been ruined/wasted.

Lololololol 69. Yay.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21297699/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21297699/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:12:40 PST orgasm in a can heart attack in a can caffeine-filled sugary energy drink.

I had about 3 mouthfuls of that stuff earlier and was bouncing off the walls for hours. I react so badly to sugar and caffeine. Drinking these 2 cans will be interesting, although I don't intend to drink them one after the other LOL. That might kill me.

But seriously, my appetite as gone through the roof recently. My mum says it's because of the cold. BUT I LIKE TO THINK THAT I AM GROWING. I WANT TO GET TALLER. GROW DAMN IT, GROW.

Anyway, whatever homework I have to do before tomorrow, I can do it tonight if I drink a can of Relentless and have some chocolate. Maybe I'll improve my sociology essay, WHICH I FINALLY WROTE, but it's still short and it's rubbish. Bad mark (and obesity) here I come.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21276786/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21276786/ Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:36:45 PST PROCRASTINATION JOURNAL TIME.

I'm going to write this journal and hope that this difficult essay does itself in the meantime.

Anyway, I had a cool dream last night. I never read dream journals so I'm not expecting anyone else to read this, I just wanna write it up so I don't forget it (which is just an excuse for the fact that I just want something else to do).

So at first it was like Takeshi's Castle, where there are like 100 people storming into this place. That's what it reminded me of. But they weren't storming, they were waking up and walking slowly and scaredly. Because you see, this was a SAW MOVIE. YES, I DREAMED A SAW MOVIE.

So it was a bit weird, it was rather like Saw 2 where they're all in the house and confused. Except it was like a mansion and there were like 100 people. So they started off in this large, light blue room with a load of random stuff in it, like arrows. There was a big door at the end that led into a dark wooden room and so on and so forth. It was just like that for ages, loads of doors into other rooms. Everyone else was too scared to go too far, but I was with a group of about 7 people who were at the front going ahead of everyone else.

So we came to this small room that had a shabby carpet, and in the middle of the room the floor had sunk a little bit so it was obvious it was a trapdoor. So there were people walking around the room and I was shouting "DON'T WALK ONTO THAT TRAP DOOR!" But on the other side of the room there was a metal locked and chained door. As in every movie, a muscled black guy walks up to the door and slams his fists against it in anger and goes "So what do we do now?!?"

We all sit down in despair as the room starts to fill up with all the scared confused people. It's really noisy now. There are kids in there as well for some reason. o_O

Then I see this portugese teen boy of about 15 sitting in a corner frantically writing something on an envelope. He hands it to an old lady and goes "M-make sure that gets to my family! Please!" and then jumps down the trap door. Everyone is like *SHOCKSHOCKSHOCKPANICWTF* and I'm like "OKAY, I'm going to jump in after him to find out what's down there.

So I jump in and there's a room full of gas which knocks you out.

So I wake up later and I find that there is a strong plastic wire thing tied around my tongue by a hole that's been pierced in it. The boy has the same thing done to his... I can't remember what, maybe his ears. All I remember was there was this other guy who was middle aged and he had the wires attached to his eyeballs. Ew.

Then, the wires start moving. They go through rather large holes in the wall, but there's only about a couple of meters between us and the wall. So the guy with the wires in his eyes is screaming in pain and panicking like hell. I'm trying to untie the knot but I just can't. So I go to the wall and look through the hole and lo and behold, it's the room from before. Somebody is pulling the wire, probably out of curiousity. Even though the wire is connected to a motor like in the beginning of Saw 4 (?) and he's just pulling them to see what happens. Everyone else is just watching.

There is this table at the back of the room with guns and knives and stuff, but we can't reach it because of the wires.

So yeah, that guy is having his eyeballs ripped out, I'm preparing to try and make it as painless as possible when my tongue gets ripped. I squeeze it to try and cut off the blood circulation and make it numb. I try and make the hole smaller with my hand so that it doesn't get ripped out of my mouth.

Then they guy has his eyeballs ripped out, he screams in agony, and rushes to grab a gun so that he can kill himself.

Then I wake up.

...Wow. What an awesome dream. I like it. I've always wondered what would happen if I was a victim of Jigsaw's game.

You see, it turns out that the people who jumped through the trapdoor were people who would actually survive if they could stand having their bodily parts ripped off. I would have survived. So really the dream had a happy ending.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21188300/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21188300/ Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:53:09 PDT
Anyway, my dad is so stupid but so funny. My mum's gone to Cheshire for 2 nights to visit her family, as her dad's just had open heart surgery (he's ok btw) and her sister has breast cancer. So we ordered Chinese because my dad can't cook and neither can I.

Anyways, whenever me and my dad are alone (usually after a meal), we have a hilarious chat. It started off with me telling my dad how French was going at school and ended with my dad telling me his life story. Literally. He told me about all of his life.

He used to be a door-to-door book salesman in Greece and had a few funny experiences. He used to import books from England and tried to sell them to people in Greece. English dictionaries. With no Greek translation.

He used to say "Do you speak English? No? Then now is the time to learn." And many people just bought the books to get rid of him. Then again, because my dad is a good salesman, quite a few people bought them and actually learned English.

Anyway, he told me about a few funny experiences he had, I just had to share them with you. Being the nice provider of lolworthy stuff.

See, the company he was getting the books from was giving him tiny amounts of money for selling these books. So he got a plane to England to talk to the company people.

Bear in mind his English wasn't good, being a young Greek guy. So he was trying to argue his point, and he says this:

"Books without Dimitris, books in the warehouse!"

I think what he meant to say was "I believe, sir, that if you did not have me to sell these here books, they would be still in the warehouse gathering dust."

But no, BOOKS WITHOUT ME IS BOOKS IN THE WAREHOUSE! Imagine that with a really heavy Greek accent (if you don't know what that sounds like then imagine Italian instead, the coutries are right next to each other). The man was just like "...what?"

Haha, then after he finished telling that he was like "Now let me tell you something VERY funny, I was laughing for days with this."

See, he went into this shop (I think he said it was The Body Shop, they have chains in Greece?) and said to the receptionist (in Greek) "Are you interested in learning English?"

The word 'English' in Greek is 'Agglico'. But because my dad is a very fast talker, the lady thought he said 'glico', which means sweets. So she said "No, because they make me fat."

Then my dad just bursts into fits of laughter and I'm sitting there like "ahahh... okay."

He also told me about this one time when he was talking to a man about books for about 15 minutes when someone told him the man was actually deaf.

Ah, good times there. I hope my life is as epic as that.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21170870/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21170870/ Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:16:28 PDT
Most of the best parts were before we even got to London LOL. The night before at Anna's house was just... hilarious.

"These are not noodles, this is a LAKE."

Yes, about half an hour of that, there was much lulz and happytears. Spent most of the rest of the night sorting out expo stuff. I painted fake blood on a scythe. ^^

We got to bed at like 11 pm and woke up at 5 am. Yes, 5 am. Tiredly got ready and met at Anna's house at 6:30. Everyone was dead, literally. Most people were dressed like zombies. Beth was the GRIM REAPER. She had the most epic costume I think. 23 of us. Twenty three.

After walking down the street before 7 am in gothic looking clothes with Marcus shouting "GOOD MORNING" and "WAKE UP" at houses, we got the train and started terrorising the public while sorting out our makeup. We were on the train for about 1 and a half hours.

It was then that I put on my GOTHIC BOOTS. The awesome beautiful boots I borrowed from Rosemary's brother's ex-girlfriend, who I have never met lol. The heel was 5 inches off the ground, the balls of my feet were about 2 inches up.

Seriously, MEASURE 5 INCHES ON A RULER. That's how huge they were. It was like dragging around weights. Those boots turned out to be the bane of my life, even though they were gorgeous.

We got to the underground and we saw this other group of cosplayers on the opposite platform. What do you naturally do? Have a DANCE-OFF. We danced Caramelldansen.

THEN THIS GUY IN A SUIT WHO IS APPARENTLY AN ANONYMOUS GUY CAME FORWARD FROM THE OTHER SIDE AND SAID "To the people who were dancing Caramelldansen, please kindly take 5 steps forward." Which means ' please jump onto the train track and kill yourself'. It was aimed at me and my friends but it was DAMN COOL. This guy was amazing, it was an honour to be hated by him.

Then the train comes. Ooooh dear. There were so many people, when the doors open everyone cheered and crowds into it.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAIH!"

Squish.

We raved and sung and laughed and struggled to breath. It was all good fun.

On the second train I think it was, I was squished next to this Light cosplayer and we had a hearty chat.

"So, have we scared you yet?"

"Yes."

"Okay, good."

Cue Marcus shouting "RANDY HORNY GAY FUCK!"

Ah, much lulz.

A running joke on the whole journey was calling Anna 'MUMMY'. Hence the title of this journal.

It became like a useful codeword for our group, if we got separated on the way we'd just shout "MUMMYYYY" and our group would just gravitate together as if by magic. It turned out to be really useful sometimes, even if most of the time it did make Anna die inside.

We got fast-track tickets so we didn't have to queue. The expo itself was interesting, I saw every cosplayer I could have dreamed of seeing. Lots of L, a few Misas, Jack Sparrow (he had to push me off him, I didn't want to stop hugging him), Sweeney Todd, Mrs Lovvett, Allen Walker, MELLO, and a couple of Nears, which was quite rare actually. They were a good find.

I hugged most of them, but oh ho ho, the Mello cosplayer. I was too scared to go near her. I was standing right near her but I just couldn't ask to hug her.

THEN we went for the Brad Swaile interview, which was AMAZING. For those who don't know, he's the English dub voice for Light Yagami. I got his autograph on the free Death Note poster i got, yay. That's on my wall now. MY FIRST CELEBRITY AUTOGRAPH. Proudness.

_{I bought an Allen Walker poster, a Ryuk plushie, volumes 2 and 3 of D.Gray-Man, and 2 boxes of strawberry Pocky (one for my brother).}

I was at the yaoi section and I was stood next to an L cosplayer at the Death Note section. IN CHARACTER. So IC L was picked up the doujins with his finger and thumb and inspecting them curiously. It was all I could do not to laugh. Basically all of them were LxLight.

OMG THE GUY SELLING THE YAOI WAS SO LULZWORTHY. He was American and was shouting ear-splittingly loudly "YAAAOI! GET YOUR YAOI HERE! HOT YOUNG MEN JUST WAITING FOR YOU!"

At lunch we sat outside and ate noodles and whatnot. We also made this sign: [link]

IT'S GREAT ISN'T IT?? Let me tell you the adventures.

They put a tally on the side of it to show how many had had surprise buttsecks, and they actually got many many takers. XD Including this one group of people who promised them surprise buttsecks, then as soon as he stepped out of the expo someone shouted "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" and tackled him to the ground.

They had like ov... ]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21124030/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21124030/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:09:14 PDT I had some really interesting stuff to write here but I can't remember what it was.

Remembered.

So, I went into the pet shop to form a design brief
for the pavement advertisement I'm designing and making for them. If you don't already know, this is for my tech project this year. We're making some form of advertisement for a shop and we need a client. It's a brand spanking new course so nobody knows what they're doing, not even the teacher.

ANYWAY so I was with these nice people having a nice chat about it all. This was like the third time I'd been in there. They're a family company so they're all realy friendly. So yeah, they said they'd like a flag, but I apologised and said that my school isn't very textiles-based, cuz it isn't god damn it. But then they were like "well, maybe after you finish your project, if we like it then we might commission you to design one for us."

YES, THEY WILL PAY ME TO DESIGN A FLAG FOR THEM.

WHICH WOULD TAKE LIKE 20 MINUTES FOR ME.

SERIOUSLY, HOW AWESOME IS THAT? A COMMISSION! That'd look GREAT on my CV. Also, MONEY. Yeah, I want to do it as a career later on so this is a great start if this actually happens.

Also, news about me might spread by word of mouth... people will be just ASKING me to design stuff for them because I am amazing like that.

Really, I'm excited for this. I might actually have a future after all. I could make a wesbite and copyright my designs and be really famous and good and super and rich and and and yeah.

kbai.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21106770/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21106770/ Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:00:19 PDT [link]

She is so small and cute and little and adorable and... boring. Now that she's not so nervous and attention-seeking, she's gone into normal cat behaviour, ie. doing nothing but sleep and eat. She was a stray for a while so she's pretty wild too, she went insane this morning and was attacking everything that was made of material and hung. The tablecloth got the brunt of it. I played with this orange shoelace with her and she was just completely mad over it.

I'm going to the pet shop soon today to write up a design brief, hopefully. I was off school because of a really horrible cold, worse than the one before, I was tired too because I was up all night coughing. I've been getting my work done though, I spent ages on my art seeing as I missed triple art. I need to do my sociology essay tonight. POO.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21093760/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21093760/ Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:41:13 PDT
I'm afraid to say he didn't do well enough. Looks like he's going to the Marsh Academy.

...That was a joke, haha, FAT CHANCE.

He passed. He only just passed though, like me LOL. He passed by like 5 marks. Pretty good eh? Just like me!

Hehe, I'm so happy and proud. I gave him a hug. He was like "...wow, it was ages ago since I got a hug from you! "

Now he keeps thanking me for helping him study for it LOL. He keeps asking if I want to play lego with him. He also bought me a big bar of Cadbury chocolate and my dad gave me £10. SWEET! EXPO MONEY!

See? All those torturous practice papers were worth it in the end. _{I'm glad I got rewarded for being the parent my dad isn't.}

YAY, NOW HE CAN GO TO GRAMMAR SCHOOL AND GET QUALIFICATIONS THAT MAKE HIS PYROMANIA LEGAL ....BECOME A LAWYER.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21059400/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/21059400/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 08:16:38 PDT
Even if you don't know what that is you should still love this song, I do.

[link]

I don't even like science but I love that song, seriously.

Analysis and freaky sensitivity, we gotta live on science alone-uh~

I actually found it by accident, lol. I was watching another video by the Dandy Warhols and this was in the related videos bit.

Actually, I think if GLaDOS from Portal had a body, she'd look like the girl in this video. It's also an appropriate song.

Hm... ideas coming to mind.

EDIT: [link] ...lol.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20955420/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20955420/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 15:05:19 PDT [link]

Took this while she was sleeping.

ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?!?!?

Seriously, after everyone had gone to bed and I was the only one downstairs, I'd completely forgotten about her until I heard her meowing loudly. Seriously, she's such an attention whore! XD

So I stroked her and showed her where I was and she sat down near me and feel asleep. SO FUCKING CUTE.

I'm such a sucker for cats, omg. x infinity.

*SQUEEEEE*

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20948158/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20948158/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:57:59 PDT
8D IT'S SO ADORABLE. She's about 2 years old and yes, she's called Rizzo. She's black and white.

She's also VERY friendly. She's taken a shine to Matthew, probably because he's small like her. ^^ It's adorable, she keeps rubbing against him.

She also tends to follow people around. o_o

The first time we let her out, we looked away for a second and she was gone. We couldn't find her. We searched for about 10 minutes until we found her sitting in a little hidey hole by the hallway. :^^:

I don't actually know where she is now, but I'll try and take some pictures of her when I see her. RIZZO IS SO CUTE! I love kitties!

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20932548/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20932548/ Sat, 11 Oct 2008 07:02:59 PDT
I FINISHED PORTAL

Way before many people even knew that I had it. XD It took me about 4 days. It wasn't really hard. O_o


NAUGHTINESS QUIZ.

Have you ever:

1. Smoked.
[ ]
2. Consumed alcohol.
[ ](Testers don't count)
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] (easy there, it was my cousin and were were like 7)
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[x]
5. Kissed someone of the same sex.
[x] (DARE.)
6. Had sex.[ ]
7. Had someone in your room other than family.
[x]
8. Watched porn.
[ ] (not hardcore, doesn't count XP)
9. Bought porn.
[]
10. Done drugs.
[ ]
TOTAL: 4

1. Taken painkillers.
[x] (I live on them sometimes)
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[ ] (almost did once though)
3. Lied to your parents.
[x]
4. Lied to a friend.
[x]
5. Been to rehab.
[]
6. Done something illegal.
[x]
7. Cut yourself.
[x]
8. Hurt someone.
[x]
9. Been to a club.
[ ]
10. Seen someone die.
[]
TOTAL: 10

1. Missed curfew.
[x]
2. Stayed out all night.
[ ]
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
[ ]
4. Been to a therapist.
[ ] (I want to though LOL to see what it's like)
5. Snuck out of the house.
[ ]
6. Dyed your hair.
[ ]
7. Received a ticket.
[ ]
8. Been in an accident.
[ ]
9. Wished someone to die.
[x]
10. Been to a bar.
[ ]
TOTAL: 12

1. Been to a wild party.
[ ]
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[ ]
3. Drank more than four beers in a night.
[ ]
4. Had a spring break in Florida.
[ ]
5. Sniffed anything.
[ ]
6. Wore black nail polish.
[x]
7. Wore arm bands.
[x]
8. Wore t-shirts with band names.
[x]
9. Listened to rap.
[x]
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD.
[ ]
TOTAL: 16

1. Dressed Gothic.
[x] (HELL YES)
2. Dressed prep.
[x]
3. Dressed punk.
[x]
4. Dressed grunge.
[x]
5. Stole something.
[ ] *stolen. Yes, from my brother. That doesn't count though.
6. Been too drunk to remember anything.
[ ]
7. Blacked out.
[x]
8. Fainted.
[x]
9. Had a crush on a neighbor.
[ ] (He was almost my neighbor but he didn't move in after all ;_
TOTAL: 22

1. Snuck into someone else's room.
[x]
2. Had a crush on your friend.
[x]
3. Been to a concert.
[ ]
4. Dry-humped someone.
[ ]
5. Been called a slut.
[ ]
6. Called someone a slut.
[x]
7. Installed speakers in your car.
[ ]
8. Broken a mirror.
[x]
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
[ ]
10. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush.
[ ]
TOTAL: 26

1. Consider/Considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[ ] (...)
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[ ] (18? WANTED TOO *coughsweeneytoddcough* No WAY could I pass for 18 though.)
3. Cruised the mall.
[x] (...walked around town.)
4. Skipped school.
[x] (...)
5. Had surgery.
[ ]
6. Had an injury.
[x]
7. Gone to court.
[ ]
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[ ]
9. Caught something on fire.
[x]
10. Lied about your age.
[x] (All the time, it halves the price of bus fares, come on. I'm not paying £5 when I can appear years younger.)
TOTAL: 31

1. Owned/rented an apartment.
[ ]
2. Broke the law in the police's presence.
[ ]
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
[ ]
4. Got in trouble with the police.
[ ]
5. Talked to a stranger.
[x]
6. Hugged a stranger.
[ ]
7. Kissed a stranger.
[ ]
8. Rode in the car with a stranger.
[ ]
9. Been harassed.
[ ]
10. Been verbally harassed.
[x]
TOTAL: 33

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] (Alta13, she counts, yes~)
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight.
[x]
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[]
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x]
5. Been to a fair.
[x]
6. Been called a bad influence.
[x] (LOL uh. I call myself a bad influence all the time.)
7. Drink and drive.
[ ]
8. Prank-called someone.
[x] (I prank called 999. When I was like 5.)
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[ ]
10. Cheated on a test.
[x] (ahem.)
TOTAL: 39

TOTAL: 39
-If You H... ]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20872129/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20872129/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:36:53 PDT
Anyway, here are some random crapennings about the usual things; (lack of) job, computer hatred, stuff.

So I was with these two 14 year olds waiting for the bus today and they were like "let's apply for that job today!" "No, I can't do today, we'll go tomorrow."

So I was all "...What job be this?" and they went "We're applying for jobs at the _____ shop!"

I'm like "....." Beacuse you KNOW how hard it is to get jobs, I've been trying forever, I'm thinking "ffs they're not going to get a job."

I go "Well... they might not have vacancies."

To my surprise, they went "No they do, they're advertising for jobs!"

I was like "o.o okay.... good luck then."

Inside I was all *SEEETHE I WANT THAT JOB* but I felt bad because they're only ickle. XD

So I went home and told my mum about it and she was all "PFFF GO FOR IT." So I'm going to apply for that job tomorrow. But I don't feel bad now because my mum also told me we're now below the poverty line and officially poor so I NEED THE MONIES. XD

Tough luck girls. BIG GIRLS GET THERE FIRST. I AM GETTING THAT JOB EVEN IF IT KILLS ME YOU. BAHAHAHA.

In other news, my computer is SHIT. I had some chocolate coins today and I decided to eat a chocolate coin every time my computer froze.

It was like playing the drinking game with the word 'fuck' while watching Gordon Ramsay's The F Word. I ran out in 5 minutes and felt a little sick.

It's so depressing. You know what I think it is? I think it's the ads on hotmail and LJ. That's when it seems to freeze. After I close them, it runs okay again.

Also, Spyware Doctor slows everything down so much.

Katy having computer problems? NEVER.

At least we have a day off tomorrow. And I'm happy to have sound back.

BUT I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK, IT'S HORRIBLE. *cries*

OH OH OH BUT ONE MORE THING BEFORE I POST THIS

I AM LOVING MY NEW TAMAKI CURSOR. Every time I hover over a link, Tamaki appears going D8
]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20822231/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20822231/ Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:18:56 PDT So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

My results:

Opening Credits: Feels Just Like It Should by Jamiroquai

(Awesome.)

Waking Up: A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold

(SWEEEET)

First Day At School: The Llama Song

(...)

Falling In Love: Enter Sandman by Metallica

(pfffhaha)

Fight Song: Not While I'm Around - Sweeney Todd Cast

(LMFAO WHAT)

Prom: After Dark (TV Size) - Asian Kung-Fu Generation

(EPIC, 7th Bleach Opening btw)

Life: Glorious Day - David Jordan

(PERFECTTTTT)

Mental Breakdown: Kodoku - Death Note Soundtrack

(ALSO PERFECT! GO LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE AND SEE HOW PERFECT THAT ONE IS)

Driving: Imaginary - Evanescence

(ROFL WHERE AM I DRIVING? I must be driving to someone's house to kill them)

Flashback: Chapter Four - Avenged Sevenfold

(Interesting..)

Getting back together: MARIO - *kris-wilson

(...NICE.)

Wedding: Requiem for the Lost Ones - Bleach Soundtrack

(HOLY FUCK THE MOST DEPRESSING SONG ON MY IPOD POSSIBLY =.= Am I being forced into this marriage?)

Birth of Child: What If - Coldplay

(BEAUTIFUL!! *cries*)

Funeral Song: Radiant Eclipse - Avenged Sevenfold

(...rofl)

Final Battle: Square One - Coldplay

(Nice, I'm assuming I win that battle then, "You're in control, go anywhere you wanna go")

End Credits: And All Things Will End - Avenged Sevenfold

(*dies* COULD IT BE ANY MORE PERFECT?)

Make this musical now damn it.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20818945/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20818945/ Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:01:31 PDT

My Death Note obsession has been slowly sloowwwllyy going down the drain for a while now, but along with it is going my yaoi OTP. MelloxNear.

This happened before with LxLight, but at least then I had MelloxNear! Now I'm going to be left pairingless DX

WHAT SHOULD I DOOOO, it's so depressing when you see your OTP and it doesn't interest you.

Must. Find. Another. Pairing.

You know those people who need to constantly have a boyfriend or girlfriend? I'm like that but with pairings. If I lose a pairing, I NEED ANOTHER ONE ASAP.

I'm hoping I can retain my MelloxNear fandom until I've finished Akane's game. =o=

EDIT: It's okay, I always have TamakixKyouya. x]

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20793497/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20793497/ Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:33:49 PDT
Yes, I have YET ANOTHER COMPUTER, and it's SO FRUSTRATING.

My dad was like "blahblahblah I cleared everything so there's only the bare essentials so it should be really fast" but it's THE SLOWEST COMPUTER I'VE HAD YET.

IT FREEZES SO FUCKING OFTEN. I've got Windows Task Manager open constantly in case something happens, which it WILL in under 5 minutes, I guaruntee.

I was being really arsey to my dad the other night cuz of PMS and he was putting the computer in, and I could tell he was getting annoyed with me because he said "It's also got Spyware Doctor, if you're actually going to use it. "

IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOOK AFTER A COMPUTER, IT'S NOT LIKE A BABY. BABIES ARE EASIER TO TAKE CARE OF THAN THIS.

PLUS I don't like running Spyware Doctor now ANYWAY because while I'm scanning I can't do ANYTHING. It takes about 5 minutes just to load a page.

Did I mention that I can't even download MSN for some fucked up retarded reason I do not know? I couldn't even get onto windows messenger until today. I've been using eBuddy, and even then, my internet has been going haywire again recently.

Also the chats aren't working.

And even the school computers went apeshit on me when I tried to check my email this morning URGENTLY because I needed to get my French homework.

It told me that the email .exe had been deleted.

I hate life.

On the plus side, I have sound now.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20774702/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20774702/ Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:40:06 PDT
MY FRIEND CODE IS 4815-9401-6521-5810

ADD ME NOW. I'M LONELY.

LET'S PLAY BRAWL! OR SUPER MARIO GALAXY! OR SOMETHING! Wii Play? Wii Sport?

OMGOMGOMG SPEAKING OF BRAWL

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

GUESS WHO BEAT TOON LINK??

OMG INORITE. I AM THE KING OF BRAWL. Ahahahhaahha.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20756037/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20756037/ Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:44:46 PDT
AND AAAH I CANNOT BEAT TOON LINK. Seriously, am I the only one having major problems even TOUCHING him? I tried beating him with like 6 or 7 different characters today, which is saying something because you need to get past like 10 stages and a boss before you get to him. I tried with Pit (), Link, Peach, Kirby, Mario, and maybe a couple others I can't remember.

Anyone beat Toon Link before and can suggest which character to use next?

But GOD is it a bitch fighting Olimar. And DK.

I also hate fighting Pit because he's so pretty D:. I was fighting Team Pit with Link and I kept falling off the edge because I thought I was Pit.

HE'S SO PRETTY. <3


Every character in the game is ashamed of me.

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20752735/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20752735/ Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:53:54 PDT
Dear ~SolitudeHurts (lol):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in women's clothing and I saw you sit on my father (...?). I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory (sweet). You should also know that I always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Fuck off now,
Katy.

[link]

(ILU but it's still funny as hell.)

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20742228/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20742228/ Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:46:28 PDT Meant to be sung in a farmer's voice to I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. I hate that song.

This wen' exactly as I planned,
Just my intention.
I got so 'orny, beer in 'and
I've no disgretion.
It's just what, I'm used to
I wanna try it on.
I'm curious fer it
Caught my attention.

I kissed an 'orse
'n' I liked et.
The taste of those oats 'n' barley.
I kissed an 'orse
'cuz it's just too fun
to drain all of 'is saliva.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right!
A'm sleepin' in the stables tonight!
I kissed an 'orse 'n' I LOVED it, I loved it.

I was the one who made his name,
I called 'im Beauty.
He is my dirty little game,
well, can ya blame me?
It's not what
farmers do.
These days they're jus' no fun.
I know what they're missin',
hope they don' catch me!

I fucked the 'orse an' he loved it.
Took 'im right up the arse, yeah.
I fucked the 'orse an' I loved it too.
You shoulda 'eard me moanin'.
It felt so right, you try it too
I think a'm in love tonight.
I fucked an 'orse an' we loved it, we loved it.

Those 'orses are so wonderful,
big tail, big nose, big penis too.
'ard to resist, so rapeable.
Too good to, conform to law.
Ain't no big deal, jus' don't aleeert theee cops... please...

]]> ~MrsRainey http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20737734/ http://MrsRainey.deviantart.com/journal/20737734/ Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:34:21 PDT
TAKE THAT SSB.

AHAHAH GUTTED TABUU. IT TOOK ME ABOUT 10 TRIES BUT I KILLED YOU.

Now I need to complete all the event things.

*coughcoughsplutterchoke* I'm still really ill and it sucks. I HATE COLDS.

]]> ~MrsRainey