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1) I hate ~mystical-machine-gun for tagging me.
2) I will not be tagging anyone else.
3) I have an on going penchand for philosophy.
4) Your mum loves me long time.
5) Bilingualism is an attractive quality in a person.
6) I'm not afraid to be sexual devious and proud of it.
7) Only Dr. Sneddon can me feel better about myself.
8) Espieglerie will never die.




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BOOYAH.

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/14193684/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/14193684/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:56:36 PDT I PASSED.
I PASSED.

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/13441510/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/13441510/ Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:17:57 PDT My operation has been moved a year forward and looks like it's going to be an early Christmas present.
This is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Maybe good luck does come to those who wait?

I hope everyone is enjoying the time off.

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Damn, I wish people would say how they feel. Sometimes it's the not knowing about things that hurts the most.

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/12990972/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/12990972/ Thu, 17 May 2007 15:36:57 PDT Then again... I'm a pervert! And it originally upset me that kiddies were allowed to watch them, maybe they should have put a watershed on them or something.

I got a new pet on wednesday. It's a tortoise. My 4 year old brother aptly named him "fire"...to my utter dismay. But he would have thrown a rather large tantrum if I called him fluffy or something. "Fire" isn't very active yet, he likes to hide and he blinks often, my brother thinks he is winking at him. I thought that was a very cute assumption of him to make.


I hope everyone is doing well in their exams.

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/12582598/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/12582598/ Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:52:27 PDT I forgot how much I like looking at porn over this thing.









Meooaw.

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/12507738/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/12507738/ Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:26:37 PDT I'm going to leave my deviantart account alone from now on.
A certain individual is irritating me on here. Coughhackfemalesiblingcough. I've so far had. Malicious comments. oh and I had my avatar stolen, that wasn't very nice.
And it's sad really. because, in a un-related perverted sense, this site is my only means of stalking emo girls that go to our school.

Maybe I should have myspace.

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(The rocky horror picture show AND Towers of london. I dont know what to climax over first.)





I hope that was satisfactory.

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/11325721/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/11325721/ Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:25:51 PST AND its my birthday soon.
and im going to camden, with £300 to spend.

Premise 2: this is good.

Conclusion: Life is glorious.

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10785769/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10785769/ Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:37:58 PST I swear, when i woke up they fed me ice cream, but i couldn't feel my lips so i didn't know where my mouth was, it was only after 5 seconds that i realised i had been poking the spoon at my cheek, inevitably missing my mouth.
Ooh, and and on the ward wall they had a signed picture of mcfly, that i had a cunning plan to steal, it was unfortunate that the bumless robes they give you arn't enough to disguisingly hide a giant poster in.
I suppose my adventure of losing my almighty wisdom (teeth) wasn't that bad, although the 25 paracetemol a day they've perscribed me are having some serious side affects, like loss of mentality.

Looking forward to mock exams
Love ye all

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Ugh kelly is addictive.

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10503555/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10503555/ Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:56:51 PDT
this is going to be a long journal people. long, but not quite as long as the penis euphamisms.

1) AFI WERE SO AMAZING. My fingers are now sacred, considering they touched davey's leg and all.
I also learned that coming to a gig on only a mcdonalds, is not a good idea.

2) uh single.

3) My holiday was average. AND I MISSED EVERYONE SO MUCH, I will never, ever do that to myself again, ever.

*whisper* i was having msn withdrawl symptoms, which was REALLY sad.

so yeah, wait a minute, that wasnt very long at all.

uh, miss you lot, you have to update me on the events of ze week.


]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10269573/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10269573/ Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:59:45 PDT
RAINBOW BRACES
maybeh.

and its amazing what you find outside your tent skipping and laaing.
i dont ever want to let him go.

and and birthday RAVE at mine for squizzleeee.
its going to be amazing.



]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10201013/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10201013/ Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:43:29 PDT i need some lovin' right now.





oh but but, im happy because


12 days

]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10109915/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/10109915/ Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:43:58 PDT
wanted to get rid of my long penis journal at last.

check out jeffree stars new song, it made me cream my jeans.

and on second thoughts to d of e, i wont be doing silver.
even though ive had one of THE best weekends ever.

LOVE TO ALL. ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/9953709/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/9953709/ Sun, 03 Sep 2006 16:52:53 PDT 21st digit
Ace in the hole
Acorn Andy
Action Jackson
Adam Halfpint
Admiral Winky
African black snake
Afro man
AIDS baster
AIDS grenade, The
Alabama blacksnake
Albino cave dweller
All-day sucker
Anaconda
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ankle spanker
Apple-headed monster
Ass blaster
Ass pirate
Ass wedge
Astralgod
Auger-headed gut wrench
Ba-donk-a-donk
Baby maker
Baby's arm holding an apple
Baby's arm in a boxing glove
Bacon bazooker
Bacon rod
Badboy
Bagpipe
Bald Avenger, The
Bald butler
Bald-headed beauty
Bald-headed giggle stick
Bald-headed hermit
Bald-headed Jesus
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser
Ball buddy
Baloney pony
Banana
Bat and balls
Battering ram
Bayonet
Bavarian Beefstick
Bean stalk
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef belt buckle
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beefy McManstick
Bell rope
Belly stick
Best leg of three
(Big) Beanpole
Big Dick & the twins
Big Dickus
Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
Big Jim and the Twins
Big Johnson
Big Lebowski
Big number one
Big Mac
Big red
Big rod
Big Uncle
Biggus Dickus
Bilbo Baggins
Bishop, The
Bishop with his nice red hat
Bitch blaster
Bitch stick
Bits and pieces
Blind butler
Blind snake
Blood blunt
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Blood slug
Blood sword
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue steel
Blue-veined jackhammer
Blue-veined junket pumper
Blue-veined piccolo
Blue-veined puss chucker
Blue-veiner
Blunt
Bob
Bob Dole
Bob Johnson
Bobo
Bone
Bone phone
Bone rollercoaster
Boneless beef
Boneless fish
Boner
Boney cannelloni
Bone-her
Boom stick
Bop gun
Bottle rocket
Bow-legged swamp donkey
Box buster
Boybrush
Bradford and the pair
Bratwurst
Breakfast burrito
Breakfast wood
Broom
Brutus
Bubba
Bulbulous big-knob
Bumtickler
Bush beater
Bush rusher
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Buster McThunderstick
Butt blaster
Butt pirate
Butter churn
Butterknife
Camel rider
Candy cane
Canelo
Caped crusader
Captain Bilbo
Captain Crook
Captain Hook
Captain Howdy
Captain Kirk
Captain Winky
Carnal stump
Cattle prod
Cave hunter
Cax
Cervix crusader
Cervix pounder
Chancellor, The
Chap
Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle
Cheese staff
Cherry picker
Cherry poppin' daddy
Cherry splitter
Chi Zi Wang
Chick sticker
Chicksicle
Chief of staff
Chimbo
Chimney cleaner
Choo-choo
Choad (chode)
Chorizo
Chowder dumper
Chubby
Chubby conquistador, The
Chum
Chunk 'o' love
Chunder thunder
Cigar
Circus boy
Clam digger
Clam hammer
Clam sticker
Clit tickler
Clown, The
Cob
Cock
Cock goblin
COCK-A-SAURUS REX
Cocktus
Cockus erectus
Codger
Colon cowboy
Colon crusader
Colossus
Coral branch
Corndog
Cornholer
Cornstalk
Cornstalk cowboy
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Crank
Crank shaft
Cream-filled meat stick
Cream bandit
Cream cannon
Creamsicle
Creamstick
Cream spritzer
Crimson chitterling
Crimson Darth Vader
Crippler
Crotch cobra
Crotch cowboy
Crotch rocket
Crotch vomiter
Crushin' Russian, The
Cum pump
Cummingtonite
Cunny-catcher
Cunt caper, The
Cunt companion
Cunt pumper
Cunt rifle
Cunt scrubber
Cupid's arrow
Curious George
Custard cannon
Custard chucker
Custard pump
Cyclops
Cycloptic milk spitter
Daddy Long-stroke
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Danglin' fury
Danglin' wang
Dangling participle
Dart of love
Darth Vader
Davy Crockett
Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
Demeanor, The
Diamond cutter
Dick
Dickimus Maximus
Dickory dock
Dicko... ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/9712574/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/9712574/ Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:44:12 PDT enjoyed everyminute of this week...despite being ill and err sort of ruining a poor blokes patio.
but anyway i redemed myself at bens. SOBERMEG.
haha but everyone was great and highly amusing.

I love you guys. ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/9563250/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/9563250/ Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:31:24 PDT tickets
are
all
gone.
this is the end of the world as we know it.
well no not really it just means one less ticket i have to dig out for.
i wish birthdays of important people didnt all creep up in the same month or even the same day.
but ben ze party is going to be teh BEST EVER
hope everyone is enjoying the time off and all. yeah. ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/9103485/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/9103485/ Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:36:01 PDT ahhhhh i don't think ive had that much fun in a *long* time. .

well love to you all.
and you ben my piratey eyelinered lover. gaah you make me happy


]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/8740007/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/8740007/ Thu, 11 May 2006 12:54:51 PDT HA to all those at the performance but i hope it all went/goes well...due to the fact the last thing anyone told me was that miss longborg was shouting her head off. eeek. and and tuesday was spankingly good fun. ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/8560672/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/8560672/ Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:20:43 PDT

also id just like to take this oppertunity to wish kaypee a very happy birthday.... ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/8168037/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/8168037/ Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:52:09 PST
10 Firsts...
-First Best Friend: louisa
-First Imaginary Friend: i dont think ive ever had an imaginary friend. if i ever i got lonely as a child i used to decapitate my barbies.
-First Pet dog name: stupid question
-First Piercing: ears
-First Crush: ok now this is too embaressing to tell you.
-First CD: busted!
-First Car: 15 i tell thee
-First School: wrotham primary
-First Kiss: year 7

9 Lasts...
-Last Time You Smoked: i dont
-Last Food You Ate: a digestive biscuit
-Last Car Ride: on my bus, goddamnit and we had this oap driver that forgot to put the hand brake on and laughed as we rolled back down the hill.
-Last Movie You Watched: finding nemo n_n
-Last Phone Call: my dad actually
-Last CD You listened to: bloodhound gang - horray for boobies
-Last Bubble Bath You took: this morning
-Last Song You listened to: 80's matchbox bline disaster - psychosis safari
-Last Fight: with my mum, because apparetly its my fault busses are SO unreliable

8 Have You Ever...
-Have you Ever Dated a Best Friend: yeah, who hasnt?
-Have You Ever Been Arrested: OMG rachie me too n_n
-Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: ummm no comment
-Have You Ever Been on TV: ha
-Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Regretted It: yes
-Have You Ever Cheated on Your bf/gf: does stealling someones elses count?
-Have You Ever Been on a Blind Date: yes, they are rather amusing
-Have You Ever Been out of the Country: yes.
7 Things You are Wearing...
can i skip this one i dont think im wearing 7 things

6 Things You've Done Today...
- went to school
- went on msn
- nearly got killed by my bus driver
- spoke to my ulitimate crush in the morning
- listened to music
- drunk tea (tea is harcore)

5 Favourite Things (no specific order)...
- friends
- art
- my music
- gay men in general (ohhh i have a fettish for sailors currently)
- cubomania

4 People You Most Trust (no specific order)...
i generally trust everyone, im nieve like that

3 Choices...
- Vanilla or Chocolate: both
- Hugs or Kisses: both
- Pens or Pencils: both
that was easy

2 Things You Want to do Before You Die...
- have a pride mob at uni
- master bar chords

1 Person You Want to see
- i dont have a lover but i want to see my childhood crush who talks to me in the mornings
5 People Who Should Put This In Their Journal
you. ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/8036021/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/8036021/ Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:45:16 PST
and yeah im extremely excited about wbd and dressing up
and i am going to make a pledge to post something this month
so yeah this is my happy journal to get rid of that long rant

love you all lots and lots and lots (yeah you get the point)
meg xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7905957/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7905957/ Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:48:57 PST ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7619194/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7619194/ Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:20:58 PST People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?

I'm super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn't be better I must say

I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat

I'm so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk
Can't bring me down

He's super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say

I'm super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue

I'm super
In the barracks and the trenches as well
Stick 'em up.
Big Gay Al says do ask do tell
Skittles
Yes he's super and he's proud to be gay
OK

Everything is super when you're gay!
When you're gay! ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7403090/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7403090/ Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:39:29 PST MERRY X-MAS EVERYONE

all my love meg
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7282387/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7282387/ Sun, 11 Dec 2005 12:21:21 PST the music was just about bareable untill the conga came on and then came all the disco classics (i.e. macerina ect....) and i mangaged to leave early, thank god. but suprisingly it was relatively fun except seeing gens dad and mum ending up touching each other up (im mentally scarred for life). overall it wasnt that bad and i have quiet a few funny stories to tell from it. so it was ok actually and i had a good time ( EXCEPT i got dumped by txt when i was there!!!!!!!!! ) it would have been great if more people from our form went *im looking at you sian* but meh im not complaining! oh and good luck every one that has a maths test on monday.
love you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. i got a D on my r.e mock, GO ME!!!!! but heh a G, 20% is a pass so at least i passed! ]]> ~Mystic-Meg http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7237847/ http://Mystic-Meg.deviantart.com/journal/7237847/ Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:16:26 PST !!! and then after i left her to get my bus i was stalked down by a complete weirdo tramp and i had to run away..... it was sooooooooo scary and mentally disturbing. its nearly xmas and weve put up our tree and there are prezzies addressed to me underneath!!!!! i think ive sniffed up some glitter or something because ive gone unusually hyper. Any way the art totally rox.
love you all, big massive hugness ]]> ~Mystic-Meg