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                <title>Gonegonegone~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You'll find me somewhere else!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Deadpool n' Daisies</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:35:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ryan Reynolds just hosted SNL, first episode I've watched in ages. I found it distracting, him wearing red and black towards the end. Just his style? Or dedication? My hat off to you sir.<br /><br />Anywhat, new characters sprouting like beanstalks in my brain, just begging to be written about. Sucks for them, I have the attention span of a five year old crack-child.<br />Heather McCabe just got dumped by her last girlfriend, now she's fingering that switchblade in her coat pocket. Don't worry, love, plenty more fish in the sea. If you're lucky not <i>all</i> of them will want to fix you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Playing house</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:55:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Father and the Cathy are off to mexico for a while, so I have the place to myself from friday to next sunday. I'll probably miss them, but I really enjoy having the house to myself. I'm going to try to finish a few sewing projects while I have the extra space. In the mean time, I have some poster ideas for ASS. Anyone know where you can print posters for cheap?<br /><br />Shopping list for world domination:<br />200 plastic spoons<br />2 rolls of double-stick-tape<br />4 singing birthday cards<br />1 3ft. dowel<br />1lb. fairy dust<br />Lovatt's TV<br />and PURE FAT.<br /><br /><br />Who all is coming for sure on friday?<br />need to know howmany sleeping devices we need.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Something Ironic</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:55:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I may have already shared this, but on Friday I was heading back home and I was transferring buses, when a car full of 20-somethings drove by and called me "Faggot!" along with a multitude of other offensive names.<br /><br />I really do love the Hillsdale area.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Aviators.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:23:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Does anybody have them?<br />I sure don't, so please tell me before I punch myself another orifice out of ANGER.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/o/ohnoes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":ohnoes:" title="Oh Noes!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>TV rant, ignore if preoccupied</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:28:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ House rant, 'cause it's two in the morning and I can't decide if I'm too hot or too cold.<br /><br />Okay, my three favorite TV series (not including Project Runway and Teletubbies) are X-files, Stargate, and House. What do they all have in common? A man called Carmen Argenziano. He is Carter's father in stargate, a doctor but not a doctor in House, and I lied. I got him mixed up with General Hammond, who shows up in X-files.<br />I have to say the fourth season is great so far, 13 is hot SHE BETTER STICK AROUND,and I cheered inside when Religious Black Man punched House in the face. Really, I just love seeing people get smashed in the face. It makes me laugh. I finally remembered the first House episode I ever saw, a few years back at Collin's...18th? birthday. The episode with the guy who imitates the doctors. Whoot.<br />And, my last thought on House....let me remember it.....duhhh....OH. One of the contestants got second hand electrocution from a defibrillator~ I knew it would happen eventually.<br /><br /><br />Hgk... On a somewhat related note, how do I correct my sleep pattern? I mean, fall asleep at a decent hour and wake up? Do I deprive myself of sleep, or sleep more to even it out?<br />No sleeping pills, dad's against them, but if I take my allergy meds I'm out like a *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just a little fun</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:23:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just so you guys know, I'll be taking care of the A.S.S. e-mail and DA account.<br />I'm going to make the e-mail now, but I'm going to wait on the DA account until we actually get to work. (once school starts)<br /><br />Katrina, give me a call so you know what I'm talking about.<br /><br />I want to keep this pretty anonymous, so if you have ideas for A.S.S. please don't post them publicly. <br /><br /><br />Joy is there any red spray paint left?<br /><br /><br /><br />BY THE BY: Where is the neighbor button? The one that lets you find deviants by latitude and longitude? I think this will be quite useful.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bussssssessss</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:19:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Could someone loan/give/donate 3 bucks to me tomorrow?<br />I needs bus fare. <br /><br />I mean, I have a bunch of change, but last time I tried paying entirely in pennies the driver got pissed at me.<br /><br /><br />D:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hamster al la Mode</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:49:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAHA JOY AND I ARE HAVING A PARTAY AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED!<br /><br /><br /><br />we made waffles.<br />with vinegar.<br />ew.<br /><br /><br />Actually they were delicious. Then we had some of a 3 dollar apple pie and force fed some of it to my hamsters. We watched a load of House too. I am now on to the third season. Really, I'm on to the fourth, but I have yet to see the first half of the third. D:<<br /><br />I'm having a garage sale at my house tomorrow to try and get rid of some our big shit so we don't have to move it. This involves heavy lifting. Heavy lifting makes me bitchy, 'cause guess what? I HAVE NO ARM STRENGTH. *flails arms*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I can't sleep</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:45:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Pikachu can't either.<br /><br />>____><br /><br />Well, I am torn. <br />I just realized I missed X-men, and Iron man is showing at the same time as the premiere of Project Runway.<br />I guess I'll just have to rent Iron Man...<br /><br />Also, my new favorite episode of X-files is Arcadia. The suburb neighborhood monster thingie episode. The monster itself isn't that interesting, but Scully and Mulder are particularly funny. I have a feeling it wasn't as much written for the x-file anyway.<br /><br />I'm lonely!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Slightly Irritating</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:06:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm on internet explorer.<br /><br />No spell check.<br /><br />D:<<br /><br /><br />Well, I can't make it to Iron Man tonight, everyone's in SanFran so i have no way of getting there. Good news is, it will be showing again.<br /><br />Aug 19: X-men: McCoy Park<br />Aug 21: Iron Man: Lents Park<br /><br /><br />I'll update this journal later with Mapquest/Bus routes.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />On another note, as far as I can tell we each get seperate lockers, so that means Thoma's locker will be our utility closet. <br />Thomas, you have no say in this. I SAY we try to get our lockers a once, so we can annoy the living daylights out of eachother via locker doors.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Go ask your father dear...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:49:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I was looking stuff up online, trying to figure out why the hell my period only decides to show up every few months... and found out something interesting about the Thyroid gland. This thyroid thingy controls the body's metabolism. Hypothyroidism is when this gland isn't spewing out enough hormones and this causes some symptoms that I thought sounded kinda familiar.<br />Such as<br />Fatigue<br />Weakness<br />Dry, rough pale skin<br />Hair loss<br />Cold intolerance<br />Muscle cramps and frequent muscle aches<br />Irritability<br />Memory loss<br />Abnormal menstrual cycles<br />Decreased libido (what the hell does this mean?)<br /><br />The only symptoms that I haven't seen are weight gain and constipation...ew.<br />So I'm wondering if I might really have this or if I'm just a hypochondriac who thinks she is a unique and beautiful snowflake...<br />I'm kind of hoping it is though. I mean, if it is, that means it can be fixed. I like the idea of not being cold all the time and being able to wake up in the morning and actually remembering what I did last week. Yeah?<br />SRSLY.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Family reunion~!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:45:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, we found out last minute that we were sort of, but not really invited to the Geraths family reunion!<br />I found it quite funny, but dad was rather pissed off.<br />You see, it was in Salem, but grandpa gave dad the wrong address....then the wrong phone number. Dad had to try everyone's cell phones, but no one picked up for about half an hour, THEN they got disconnected and did a very half assed job of getting a hold of us.<br />Dad lost it. So he politely (I'm serious) called them back and said we were all very tired (at 4:30 pm) and were just going home.<br />So, five of us got a rather pointless 3 hour trip.<br /><br />Instead we went to one of my dad's friend's going away party (moving to Me-hee-ko) and we did some awkward mingling there. I hate awkward mingling. Well, just the awkward.<br /><br /><br />I probably won't make it to the movie on thursday, so lets try the next showing, yeah?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sing me a song</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:41:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Doo eet faggit. <br />D:<<br /><br /><br />I'll be gone from the 3rd to the 7th, I'm taking some form of transportation to eugene.<br />So I'm off to laugh at the phat kids and old people.<br /><br />First, let us all laugh at my insecurities (if that is what they are)<br />Today I looked in the mirror (it's hard not to seeing as one of my walls is just that) and immediately thought 'I look like a bad crossdresser' What concerned me was that I had no hesitation whatsoever in thinking it, and that I believed it....still do. <br />When I try to dress girly it would be nice to at least be able to pull it off.<br />-___-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Meet up?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:03:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tomorrow downtown 'round 2 ish?<br />I wanna go fountain diving.<br />TTATT<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>oops</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:34:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We're getting kicked out!<br />Yaaaaaaay!<br />Guess what that means!<br /><br />One month to find a new house capable of housing seven people, under 1700 a month, just outside of portland, and within walking distance of a bus stop.<br />Until the end of august, no sleepovers at my place.<br /><br />Now let me wallow in self pity and try to learn the violin.<br />C'mon! I want to hear those comments of 'oh i'm so sorry' 'it must be really hard'<br /><br />Or how about you guys find me some funny artist quotes instead?<br />I want something to use on Windle so she'll love me even more.<br />I think she might be my dream woman.<br /><br />D:<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>sheep ate my pin-up magnets</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:12:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Aug 7, Fri: Multnomah Arts Center, X-men: Wolverine<br /><br />Aug 8, Sat: Dickinson Park, Coraline<br /><br />Aug 15, Sat: Lents Park, Iron Man<br /><br />Aug 19, Wed: McCoy Park, X-men: Wolverine<br /><br />Aug29, Sat: Laurelhurst Park, Indiana Jones (CS)<br /><br />>.<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Nutmeg Cupcakes</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:17:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Don't.<br /><br />Just don't.<br /><br /><br /><br />Nutmeg is a slow acting hallucinogen, taking 6 hours on average to kick in.<br />This is easily the most stupid and inconvenient ways to get high. <br />Side effects (and there are ALWAYS side effects) include nausea, dehydration, cotton mouth, paranoia, difficulty pissing, AND constipation.<br /><br /><br /><br />I was considering taking some, I mean, I have no one to harass and buttloads of time.<br />Thankfully I looked it up first.<br />I checked out 5 different sources and all agree that is a retarded way to get high.<br /><br /><br />So, Thomas, I guess you're just <i>immune</i> then. Huh?<br /><br /><br />JOY. let's make chocochip cookie and get sick again!<br />D:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Assigned Calendar Pin-ups!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:09:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Quanuary- Joy<br />February- <br />Zarch- Ali<br />April-<br />May- Michael<br />Bune- Tiffany<br />July-<br />Kaugust- Kichikichi<br />September-Me!<br />October- Tae<br />November-<br />December-<br /><br /><br />What should our first theme be?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:21:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ GUESS WHAT I HAVE!<br /><br /><br />A p-p-p-p-POWERBOOK~!<br />My very own laptop >.<<br />That is why I will be rather useless for the next few days, dad has to transfer all of his files so I can start from scratch. I now have iTunes, CS2, and Word at my disposal I AM UNSTOPPABLE! MWAHAHAHAHAhAHAHHA*COUGH*HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!<br /><br />So as soon as this thing is 100% mine I will download Steam again and actually get around to finishing Half-Life, as well as starting over Starcraft (grumblegrumble)...and MapleStory of course! Yay.<br /><br /><br /><br />Way the by, I got some cool pictures while playing some HARDCORE frisbee with Wyatt, Gosheven, and The Douche today, I'll upload them on the CocklateChipCookies account as soon as I can.<br /><br /><br />To do list:<br /><br />Post journal with pin-up calendar information<br />Send notes to all mah peeps with the password to our photobucket account<br />Other things I have forgotten about<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>PhotoCan</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:15:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>EDIT</b><br />I'M UPLOADING PHOTOS RIGHT NOW, I'LL HAVE THE VIDEO UP SOON WHY THE HELL IS CAPS LOCK ON?<br /><br /><br />UNEDIT<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Oooookaaaaayyy~!<br /><br />We now have a group photobucket account!<br />It's called CocklateChipCookies<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />But I'm not telling the password!<br />D:<<br /><br />It's a race, whoever guesses it first and uploads a pretty pretty picture gets a pie. No really.<br /><br />HINT: It's one of our wonderful words and it's 8+ characters.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Now all of you take a fucking nap.<br /><br /><br />Christ.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm MELTING!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:08:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Guh....it's so bleeding hot upstairs... and I can't strip until I've taken out the trash....frick. Let me complain about this while I do nothing to fix it.<br />D:<<br /><br /><br />Also: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf8EeyAB8fA">[link]</a><br />It cracks me up every time.<br /><br />The 'Goth Murderer' has my nose. I should copyright that.<br /><br /><br /><br />I'm gonna go kill some preps nao.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>IT'S IMPORTANT</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:14:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just had to pause my Stargate watching to tell you all that 'Desperate Measures' is now the best episode EVER. And I've only seen the intro. <br />It consists of Sam out of uniform walking to her rather butchy car when a white van pulls up and a bunch of guys wearing all black and ski masks jump out, then grab her.<br />I was just thinking: Nonjas! When the one witness, a hobo from the looks of him, turns around and says 'Ninjas!' D: <-with that look.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />M'kay, I'm done.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>You dreamed me up.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:06:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I haven't been remembering any of my dreams actually, but I found a poem I wrote at the beginning of the year in engrish. We had to write about a real event, but I didn't want to and wrote about my dream that night.<br /><br />Crap ensues<br /><br />The scream of metal on metal ripped my ears.<br />Crash, bang, laughter.<br />They did not care.<br />There was no need.<br />This world was not the one I had fallen asleep in.<br />Cars colliding, <br />Children screaming,<br />Deadly toys.<br />He aimed it at my head.<br />A desire to live,<br />No reason to,<br />I sit back down<br />And let them play their games.<br />Blood drained to warn diminishing lives.<br />Stay away.<br />This is our town.<br /><br />Lynch actually gave me extra credit for this.<br />What the hell?<br />Well, I'll write down the actual dream eventually, but I remember it all perfectly because I wrote the poem.<br /><br /><br />I wish I was watching one of the Bourne movies right now, but all I have is Stargate. By the by, is cosplaying an original character so bad if they have a really distinctive costume? Anyway, it's a made up military uniform, how is that so lame? I don't care if people think it's stupid.<br /><br /><br /><br />Now excuse me while I go and <b>lather</b> my young and <b>supple</b> body with some burn relief.<br />D:<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:18:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, I'm a movie person. I can sit through almost ANY movie, and be willing to watch it again. But, BUT OH DEAR GOD. Nim's Island was a truly horrible movie. I would only watch it again if I could just watch the scenes in which Alex is hallucinating about her character, those scenes were somewhat amusing.<br />Any who, there were fat Aussie tourists, and for some reason it all seemed very wrong. Huh. Bad acting.<br /><br /><br /><br />1:. What's your name?:<br />Andy, considering changing it to Andi....huh.<br /><br />2:. How old are you?:<br />17.<br /><br />3:. How tall are you?:<br />5'7'' I grew!<br /><br />4:. How much do you weigh?:<br />110 lbs.<br /><br />5:. What's your favorite color?:<br />Right now, baby blue.<br /><br />6:. Do you like eggs?:<br />Yes, very much.<br /><br />7:. Do you plan to get married?:<br />Yeah, eventually.<br /><br />8:. What about children?:<br />One. I want one.<br /><br />9:. What colour is your hair?:<br />light brownish.<br /><br />10:. Are you messy or clean?:<br />I'm an organized messy.<br /><br />11:. What age do you want to live to?:<br />Preferably older than 40. 112 is my ideal.<br /><br />12:. Are you scared of the dark?:<br />Heh.<br /><br />13:. Got any scars?:<br />Yeah... where the fuck do they come from?<br /><br />14:. What did the tooth fairy leave you?:<br />Quarters. Cheap bitch.<br /><br />15:. What pets do you own?:<br />A cat and two hamsters.<br /><br />16:. Do you pee in the shower?:<br />O___O<br /><br />17:. Have you been overseas?:<br />Nein. *sniff*<br /><br />18:. Current number of DA messages?:<br />7<br /><br />19:. Continuous sneeze? or a continuous cough?:<br />Sneeze. It's like being high or something, coughs just hurt.<br /><br />20:. Are you going to tag someone?:<br />Maybe >.><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hmmmm</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:09:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going to have a pretty FUCKING busy week coming up, so I need you guys to help me work this out.<br /><br />WHEN ARE WE HAVING MALARIA'S BIRTHDAY? <br />Saturday night at her place?<br />When should we arrive?<br />What should we bring?<br /><br />KATRINA YOU NEVER ANSWERED IF YOU CAN HAVE TWO SLEEP OVERS THIS MONTH!<br />Monday night is the only one I have open, and I need to get this worked out so please ask then CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!<br /><br />I also have to go to the DMV and get my permit, and go to a party with my Wilson amoeba, and volunteer at this church camp thingie.<br /><br /><br />EDIT<br /><br />If malaria's birthday is on saturday, I can't go anyways. Dad has a wedding and I have to watch my sisters all day.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>7000</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:09:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Soooo, I was trying to finish classic mode with Pit when this little girl and her parents show up out of the blue, and she starts bossing me around. What I hate is that she's not enough of a downright brat for me not to feel guilty about telling her off. So I had to follow her around meekly for half an hour OH DEAR GOD SHES CALLING MY NAME!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>So long, my friend.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:06:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, after over three years of substandard service, my dad has replaced my chunky old phone with a shiny new one.<br /><br />It is bright pink.<br /><br />and obnoxious.<br /><br /><br />We were simply made for each other.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Book That Holds Our Future</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:09:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, this is what I got so far for our commune picture book as far as content goes.<br /><br />Cover(MUST BE AMAZING)<br />Publishing info (by me, for me, in the US)<br />Title page<br />Table of contents<br />Introduction<br /><br />THE COMMUNE<br />-The outside<br />-The fallout shelter<br />-the basement<br />-1st floor<br />-2nd floor<br /><br />THE FAMILY TREE<br />-Me<br />-Joy<br />-Taelor<br />-Katrina<br />-Ali<br />-Michael<br />-Thomas<br />-Becca<br />-Valaria<br />-Wyatt<br />-Ishvan<br />*My Sons<br /><br />THE COMMUNE (part2)<br />-Our Speed Racer room<br />-the fridge<br />-dishes<br />-furniture<br /><br />FAMILY(extended)<br />-Our pug-child<br />-the commie hating parrot<br />-The damned commune child<br /><br />THE CARS<br />-My pink UFO<br />-My van<br />-Thomas' Humvee (sp?)<br />-Katrina's Mach 5<br /><br />THE COMMUNE (part3)<br />-The library<br />-Movies<br />-Videogames<br />-Tournament-chore-deciding-games<br /><br />OTHER PEOPLE<br />-Speed Racer (and his family)<br />-Jesus<br />-Jesus Zombies<br />-Gordon Freeman<br />-Deadpool<br />-Pyramid Head<br /><br />EVENTS<br />-The apocalypse (2012)<br />-The Zombie invasion<br />-Thomas punching a panda<br />-thomas being mauled by the panda<br />-Us laughing at dead Thomas<br />-The ultimate road trip<br />-the beach trip<br />-when we're all 90<br /><br />JOY'S KITCHEN<br />(recipe's here)<br /><br />RANDOM STUFF THAT OUR LIFE DEPENDS ON<br />-The gravity dinosaurs<br />-the commune pharmacy<br />-Imaginary friends<br />-Sheep/Sharks/T-rexes<br />-Girl parts<br />-Boy parts<br />-World map (in case we get lost)<br />-Our plans to bomb canada<br />-several pages of ANGST<br /><br />FAMOUS QUOTES<br />(help me out)<br /><br />GLOSSARY (for all kinds of cool beans)<br /><br />INDEX (we'll mention loads of shit that isn't even in the book.)<br /><br />and intermittent pages of your guys's art and writing, as well as crack photos of all of you...and maybe a few cows.<br /><br /><br /><br />COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU PLAN FOR YOUR FUTURES!<br />WHAT YOUR CAREER WILL BE, WHAT YOU WILL LOOK LIKE, AND OTHER STUFF WE REALLY DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. PICK YOUR COMMUNE COLORS!<br />I get pink!<br /><br />Also tell me anything I forgot to mention, only if it is book worthy.<br />THis is going to be at least 150 pages...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>D:&lt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:03:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just got home.<br /><br />JUST GOT HOME.<br /><br />3:20 to 6:50 in transit.<br /><br />Thunder. Lightning. Wind. Rain. Cold.<br />I hate them all.<br /><br /><br />ANGST ANGST ANGST.<br /><br /><br />I'll post my picture book questions later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cause I KNOW you all care.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 22:26:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ RULES:<br /><br />1. Pick which OC you are going to answer this in<br />2. Answer all the questions Truthfully. Make it interesting!<br />3. Tag at least 5 others when finished!<br /><br /><br />Name: The General (she has a few names up in the air)<br /><br />Birthdate: June 1st<br /><br />Birth Place: Detroit<br /><br />Current Location: ...That's classified.........didn't that sound mysterious and sexy?<br /><br />Eye Color: grey<br /><br />Hair Color: auburn <br /><br />Height: 182cm...just do the math you pussies.<br /><br />Weight: 153<br /><br />Tattoos: Nah, but I still have the brand on my ass from....<br /> <br />Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yeah, got a few.... <br /><br />Overused Phrase: Bah! I do not OVER USE anything!<br /><br /><br /><br />FAVORITES<br /><br />Food: Top ramen....only takes the minutes to make!<br /><br />Candy: Who's Candy?<br /><br />Number: 37! My age is always my favorite number.<br /><br />Color: blue...sort of a night sky blue? I should write a poem 'bout that.<br /><br />Animal: Dogs. A butch's best friend. When the men seem to be getting to comfortable here at the base, I just set my trusty german shepherd on them. Well, sometimes it's just for laughs.<br /><br />Drink: Gin? Vodka? Anything that's clear and get's me drunk. <br /><br />Alcohol Drink: Hmmm...well....I guess I answered that already.<br /><br />Bagel: Motherfucker jumped off my plate.<br /><br />Letter: J...It's so underestimated.<br /><br />Body Part on Opposite sex: Any part that's easy to remove.<br /><br /><br />THIS OR THAT<br /><br />Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink non-alchoholic beverages other than water and Mountain Dew.<br /><br />McDonalds or Burger King: I had a nightmare about THE BURGER KING.<br /><br />Strawberry or Watermelon: Meh.<br /><br />Hot tea or Iced tea: Why the fuck would I want to drink tea in general? ...fucking pommies.<br /><br />Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.<br /><br />Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee...If I had to.<br /><br />Kiss or Hug: Oh babe, that's all we're gonna do?<br /><br />Dog or Cat: Dog.<br /><br />Rap or Punk: Punk.<br /><br />Summer or Winter: Winter. I like to see my boys suffer.<br /><br />Sad Movies or Funny Movies: Funny. Real funny. Like the funny where people get killed.<br /><br />Love or Money: Oh. Hum. ANybody got a coin on 'em?<br /><br /><br />YOUR...<br /><br />Bedtime: Huh, somewhere between 3 and 5. Sometimes I just don't bother.<br /><br />Most Missed Memory: I guess the one I can't remember. Are we done yet? It's almost 1 in the afternoon and I haven't had my second beer.<br /><br />Best physical feature: ....You'll have to search for that. *get's on desk, unbuttoning shirt* <br />(Please put that back on.....)<br /><br />First Thought Waking Up: Bitch stole my wallet....oh it's right here.....<br /><br />Goal for this year: Don't get shot in the ass.<br /><br />Best Friends: Holle! I wonder why she never calls me...<br /><br />Weakness: Pfft. Like I have any! (Liar.)<br /><br />Fears: Any mode of transportation that's not on the ground. Urgh....that's the last time I'm going over seas.<br /><br />Heritage: Ummm....white people?<br /><br />Longest relationship: My German shepherd and I have been together for 3 years?<br /><br /><br />HAVE YOU...<br /><br />Ever Drank: ...Ahahahahaahaaha*cough*haahahahhahaaahaha<br /><br />Ever Smoked: My secretary won't let me anymore.....skank...<br /><br />Pot: ahh....those were the days....<br /><br />Ever been Drunk: *snorts* What do you think I am now?<br /><br />Ever been beaten up: As much as I want to kill you after telling you....yeah.<br /><br />Ever beaten someone up: Aaaallll the time! Why do you think I got this job?<br /><br />Ever Shoplifted: Meh...maybe onece...or thrice...<br /><br />Ever Skinny Dipped: Skinny dipped? You mean, you're supposed to wear something?<br /><br />Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Once, when I was 23. But then I punched him in the balls.<br /><br />Ever Kissed Same Sex: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Been Dumped Lately: Haha. I dumped her first.<br /><br /><br /><br />IN A GUY/GIRL<br /><br />Favorite Eye Color: Green<br /><br />Favorite Hair Color: I'm not picky.<br /><br />Short or Long: Loooong. Makes for some fun nights.<br /><br />Height: Do I really need to answer this?<br /><br />Style: As long as they don't dress like a psychobitch I'm cool.<br /><br />Looks or Personality: Hmmm...I want a girl who's spunky..haha, that word cracks me up...<br /><br />Hot or Cute: How about a happy medium? <br /><br />Drugs and Alcohol: As long as she can keep up with drinking, but get drunk before I do.<br /><br />Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny, but not twiggy. Sick. S' like bangn' a bag of bones.<br /><br /><br /><br />RANDOMS<br /><br />Number of Regrets in the Past: HA! I HAVE NO REGRETS!<br /><br />What country/world do you want to Visit: Japan. I want to freak out some racist midgets.<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>ACHOO</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 17:07:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Srsly.<br /><br /><br />If I'm not at school tomorrow, it'll be due to a serious case of face leakage.<br />One sneeze lying down feels like the equivalent to 10 crunches, so at this rate I'll have a six-pack by wednesday. <br /><br />I just watched the prequel to The Little Mermaid. It was god awful. The gay matinee named Benjamin almost made up for it though. Horrible story, horrible songs, horrible singing, and horribly cliche. But...<br /><br />I KNOW WHO THE VOICE IS NOW!<br />The guy who voiced Cortez, he's Jim Cummings...lol.<br />He is in EVERYTHING. In fact, he was in the movie I just watched. <br />HE'S FUCKING WINNE THE POOH.<br />He's been in pretty much every Disney movie ever. As well as a shit load of Pokemon episodes and some other well know anime's.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Oh, and he'll be in the new Disney princess movie.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh my.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 20:32:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Cathy's gone for two weeks and Dad just threatened to shove a chicken wrap up my ass.<br /><br />At least he agrees to take advantage of this time and watch as many action/sci-fi/horror movies as possible.<br /><br /><br /><br />I feel SO loved.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MEEEEEMEEEEEE</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 22:40:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm taking the SAT tomorrow....and I'm still sick.<br />Dad says it's the sheep flu.<br />4 hours....FOUR FRICKING HOURS.<br /><br /><br /><br />1. I'll respond with something random about you.<br />2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.<br />3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.<br />4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.<br />5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.<br />6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.<br />7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.<br />8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.<br />9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.<br />10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I remember a dream!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 17:26:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Last night I dreamed about x-men. Sad yes?<br />I was Shadowcat, I don't get it because I find her to be quite annoying. Well, we were fighting some big THING that's managed to fuzz out of my memory, and Nightcrawler gets taken out. Storm starts yelling at me "Don't just leave him there!" And I yell, "Hell no! Do you know how much he weighs?!" I get yelled at more, and in the end I pick him up and drag him after the rest of the x-men. There are some hardcore fight scenes that I only see half of because I couldn't see whatever they were fighting. I remember laughing at Wolverines old uniform. Most ridiculous thing... Anywho, the rest of it is just me standing there thinking Storm should change back to the punk look ('cause that was hot) and that Nightcrawler was fucking fuzzy.<br />I wake up and decide not to wear my hoodie to bed anymore, then I spend the next hour bending over the john.<br /><br /><br /><br />And that's why I wasn't at school today.<br /><br /><br />-___-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tuftttttttttttttttttt</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 17:18:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -is a great word.<br />And perfectly describes my hair at the moment. A bunch of tufts sticking out in random directions. <br />Hum.<br />What does it mean when your lymph nodes are swollen? I know what the lymph nodes are (the squishy area under your ears) but nottacloo what it means when they're not squishy and they hurt.<br /><br />Imgunnadie!<br />D:<br /><br /><br />[EDIT]<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymph_nodes#Lymph_nodes_of_the_human_head_and_neck">[link]</a><br />I'm not stupid.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Unless you know my characters</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 18:17:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You won't find this funny.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />begin by naming 10 OCs/actual people/whateverrrr you feel like.<br /><br />1. Tova<br />2. Harper<br />3. Sage<br />4. Emery (my version)<br />5. The General<br />6. Holle<br />7. Faith<br />8. Jasmine ÂMineÂ<br />9. Matt<br />10. Moro<br /><br />now answer the following questions/respond to the prompts/write speed fanfiction:<br /><br /><br />Emery invites Sage and Mine to dinner at his/her house. What happens?<br />Emery lives at a brothel... Need I say more?<br />Omnomnomnom...<br /><br /><br />Matt tries to get the General to go to a strip club.<br />First off, it would be the General trying to get Matt to go to a strip club with her. Matt is shy, scared, and hardly an excuse for a human any more. The General would throughly enjoy herself while Matt cowered in a corner of the joint trying not to be seen. He didn't want to come in the first place, but the General being quite loud, and his being incapable of coherent speech, sort of worked against him.<br /><br />You need to crash at a friend's house. Tova or Holle?<br />Holle's definitely. Tova would probably still be on the run at this point. Neither of them would be much fun at a sleep over, but at least Holle isn't still angsting over a dead girlfriend.<br /><br /><br />Harper and Faith are making out. Moro walks in on them. What madness ensues?<br />Moro would probably try to hire both of them for her brothel, Faith less so, seeing as she is a bit of a butch. If Harper is on the right meds, she might accept Moro's offer, being too spastic to understand what a brothel is.<br /><br /><br />Sage falls in love with Holle. Mine is jealous. What madness ensues?<br />Holle isn't exactly Sage's type. They're both too serious and no one would make the first move.<br /><br /><br /><br />Emery jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: Moro, Harper, or Faith?<br />I could probably take care of myself. Emery is much smaller than I, and she wouldn't even jump me in the first place unless paid to do so. She's a teas, but she doesn't hit on every one.<br /><br /><br />Tova decides to start a cooking show. What madness ensues?<br />UTTER FAILURE.<br />Tova can't cook. She is constantly eating, but she lives almost solely off of energy bars. Faith did most of the cooking when She and Tova were still together.<br /><br /><br />Sage has to marry Mine, Emery, or Matt. Who do they choose?<br />Most likely Mine. Sage knows Emery too well and knows they wouldn't last a week as a couple. Any way, it is a bit obvious that Kinsey wouldn't mind marrying Emery instead.<br /><br /><br />Faith kidnaps Harper and demands something from The General for Harper's release. What is it?<br />Faith wouldn't be the kind to kidnap, unless she just wanted to piss off the General. She might ask for the General's magazine collection, or her decorative sword (How would she open letters without it?!)<br /><br />Everyone gangs up on Sage. Does Sage have a chance in hell?<br />Sage has a BIG chance, seeing as it is nearly impossible to kill her. Tova, the General, and Holle would do some serious damage though.<br /><br /><br />Everyone is invited to Harper and Moro's wedding, except Mine. How does he or she react?<br />She would be a bit sad, but get over it quickly. She didn't know them that well anyway.<br /><br /><br />Why is Holle afraid of Faith?<br />Maybe because Faith is DEAD.<br /><br /><br />Tova arrives late for Harper and Moro's wedding. What happens? What reason does he/she give?<br />Moro gets pissed off even though Tova has a pretty legit reason. I mean, an emotionless static chick chasing you across the country?<br /><br /><br />The General and Matt get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?<br />Matt would be on the floor, probably passed out. The General would be trying to sex anything with tits and a vagina. I would be locked in my bathroom with a shotgun at the ready.<br /><br /><br />Matt murders Harper's best friend? What does Harper do to get back at him/her?<br />Harper would think Matt was too pitiful to take revenge, Matt would never kill anyone on purpose anyway.<br /><br /><br />Holle and Tova are in mortal danger. Does Holle save him/herself or Tova?<br />Holle would save Tova if she had too. Though Tova would probably be able to take care of herself. Just curl up in a little bubble!<br /><br /><br />Mine and Sage go camping. They forgot to bring food. What now?<br />Mine would suggest driving to the nearest store for food. Sage is too hardcore of this. She goes hunting.<br /><br />The General is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Matt do?<br />Matt runs around in circles until someone shows up to calm him down. The General just lays on the ground, cussing and bleeding.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OHMAHGAWD</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 21:46:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Now I want to see Wolverine more than ever.<br /><br />Soooo I've just read the Cable and Deadpool comic, and Deadpool is now my favorite superhero....other than Nighcrawler WHO TURNS OUT TO BE A TOTAL HOMOPHOBE D:< ....stillmyfavorite.<br /><br />Deadpool is like thomas....but cool!<br />He's a gun for hire, who NEVER SHUTS UP and is willing to let a guy destroy the world, just because he finds him amusing.<br /><br />I wanna see Wolverine!<br />TT___TT<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Here I COME her comes SPEED RACERRRRRR</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 18:19:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay.....look up (on DA) ANY main speed racer character, just by their name, and you will get porn of some kind.<br />D:<br /><br />YES there are INDEED fans more despereate and disgusting than us.<br /><br />Looking up:<br />Speed racer....okay, most of it is pretty good.<br />Trixie.....ermmm....some of it is a given...I gues...<br />Racer X.....WHAT THE HELL.<br />Inspector Detector....oh dear god....*puke*<br /><br /><br /><br />Sparkie didn't turn up any speed racer art, I didn't even bother with mom and pops, and every cell in my body is telling me to stay away from Spritle and ChimChim.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SUNUVABITCH!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:12:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQMDzgnKn3A">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />O.O<br />I am TOTALLY not obsessed.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Semen</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:01:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm over at mum's house... and pretty bored, I was expecting to have something fun to do. D:< Mum's laid up so we couldn't go to fabric depot to get stuff for my sheep hoodie. Now it's probably never going to happen because she really does seem to dislike spending money on me. I mean, really, why do I feel so guilty when she does something like buy me a pair of pants when I despereately need them? Why do I feel guilty when I expect her to FEED me!? <br /><br />Okay angst over.<br /><br />On another note, Gretchen (the 6year old .5 sister) was reading to mum...it was Heidi of the alps and she came to the word sesemann (a place I guess) and she pronounced it SEMEN. <br />I love that child.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Japanese screamo? lololol</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:16:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Not really, but it's the first japanese ROCK band I've encountered.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m6e4H-2Q3A">[link]</a><br /><br />I love this song *w*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Thanks dad.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:27:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We were watching Superman Returns, the part on the roof of the Daily Planet where she almost kisses superman and dad just HAD to ask: 'I wonder if Superman gets blue balls?'<br />'Haha. Spandex.'<br /><br />THANKS DAD.<br />Superman is now ruined.<br /><br /><br /><br />and he didn't stop there.<br /><br /><br />D:<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>O3O</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:45:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okaaaaaay....<br />So I can't take calls in or out.<br />And this isn't going to change any time soon.<br />D:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*sob*  *sob*</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:45:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [EDIT]<br />soooo I can't make calls out anymore....<br />You guys will have to call me to get in touch.<br />Can anyone get in contact with Becca about tomorrow?<br /><br /><br /><br />I just finished the Avatar: the Last Airbender series.<br />It was amazing!<br />Much Kung-fu bending action >w<<br />What made me the most sad at the last episode was Azula (oh angsty scarred one's sister) She was the most annoying character to me, but it wasn't her fault! *sob*<br /><br />There's going to be a live action movie directed by M. Night-what'shisname!<br />So it can't be too bad, right? <br />I've only seen The Village and The Sixth Sense, but I really liked the movies. I wonder who he'll cameo as? They've already cast a load of people, but I don't know who any of them are...<br />Here's a link: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0938283/">[link]</a><br /><br />Somehow this really brought out the fangirl in me... O.O<br /><br />I'm going to watch The Girl Who Leaped Through Time now!<br /><br /><br />OH SHIT!<br />The guy from Twilight who looked like he was going to vomit through out the whole movie is going to be Sokka. o____o<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OBAMA IS BEAUTIFUL WORLD</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:40:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Songs I can listen to over and over....and this is to make up for never making you guys listen to my music! Well, not that you guys will anyway...?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmpxsk3dHaA">[link]</a><br />The video sort of changes the feel of the song....<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1xgqPHxyfY&feature=related">[link]</a><br />Jesus, she sucks live. This was the best one I could find.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xng8wI9soTU">[link]</a><br />ahhhahahahahhhaaaaaaaaa..........<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ywEVSyIFM">[link]</a><br />They took down the music video... so you get silent hill instead. : D<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhPcKAKa4x8">[link]</a><br />WHERE HAVE ALL MY MUSIC VIDEOS GONE?!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSt2RmJX5s">[link]</a><br />Aussie aussie aussie?!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utrPhEjA8vs">[link]</a><br />THOMAS I FOUND IT!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpDer9wdUEw&feature=related">[link]</a><br />Monkeys? No! Gorillaz!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FwEQKiMmLA">[link]</a><br />I want to make an AMV with XXXHolic... they suit each other, yeah?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1BaeC5fJxo">[link]</a><br />My 'D'awwwwwww' song. -_____-<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9qqLrdOzDg&feature=related">[link]</a><br />This song is all sorts of awesome once you get past the intro. Makes me reeeealy wish we had the third Matrix.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*cough COUGH*</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:08:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Now that I have your attention...<br />We'll need much more candy for the eggs tomorrow, I was only able to get an 8pack of butterfingers. So if any of you could bring some WRAPPED candy that would be lovely! <br />TT.TT<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OwO CHANGE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:25:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My new goal is to fill up my jar with change within 3 months. <br />I currently have 1.55 of pennies a few nickles and dimes and one quarter, and it doesn't even cover the bottom. I don't know what I'll buy with my change yet, but it will be AMAZING.<br /><br />All my change smells like dill pickles.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I stand corrected</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:38:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://navi-navis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/navi-navis.gif?4" alt=":iconnavi-navis:" title="navi-navis"/></a> <a href="http://name--whoop--name.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/name--whoop--name.jpg?3" alt=":iconname--whoop--name:" title="name--whoop--name"/></a> <a href="http://browneyedheretic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/r/browneyedheretic.jpg?9" alt=":iconbrowneyedheretic:" title="browneyedheretic"/></a> <a href="http://4armsoflove.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/4/a/4armsoflove.jpg?2" alt=":icon4armsoflove:" title="4armsoflove"/></a> <a href="http://suicidaltennisballs.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/u/suicidaltennisballs.jpg?2" alt=":iconsuicidaltennisballs:" title="suicidaltennisballs"/></a> <a href="http://sasukegothman.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sasukegothman.jpg?7" alt=":iconsasukegothman:" title="sasukegothman"/></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Mah ho's<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Knews</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:31:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The camping trip in my living room has been canceled until further notice and you all are hanging around mit me after school on friday. I want to go to the top of my favorite parking complex for some group photos and maybe a mass killing spree. We'll see which one comes first.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>O.O</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:09:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just went through the newest of self portraits. *eyes bleed* You guys should do it some time! : D DA really is full of sluts. I didn't really notice before. <br />D:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Name this shit!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:11:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My little friend dropped down from the ceiling just now! Exactly at eye level in front of the computer! This is the third time I've seen her around my room now. She's very small and a brownish red... so what should I name her?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*ahem*</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:35:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.square-enix.co.jp/ff7acc/#">[link]</a><br /><br />and I swear, my house just coughed.<br />O___o<br />Wirklich.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:23:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WhatÂs on your wrists right now?<br />ummm....arm hair....and a mole.....<br /><br />What are you wearing?<br />not much<br /><br />Where did you get the shirt youÂre wearing?<br />who said I had a shirt on?<br /><br />WhatÂs your hair look like?<br />Darth Butch<br /><br /><br />Your phone rings. What do you say?<br />Mushi muuuuuuuuuushi?<br /><br />Who was the last person you took a picture with?<br />ho hum WITH? I say Joy, Taelor, and Ali at chuck e. cheese<br /><br />WhatÂs in store for your future?<br />more sons....and a pair of cowboy boots if i'm lucky<br /><br />Do you speak another language?<br />FUCK NO.<br /><br />Are you one of those people who obsess over Hollister?<br />I don't even know what that is.<br /><br />When was the last time you died your hair?<br />August, really long for me....<br /><br />How many kids do you want?<br />Infinity<br /><br />Could you live without myspace?<br />NO! That's why I DON'T have one.<br /><br />Have you ever counted to a million?<br />no, too lazy<br /><br />What type of music do you listen to the most?<br />Classic rock/techno<br /><br />WhatÂs your favorite color?<br />Green, among others<br /><br />Can you make yourself cry?<br />If I try hard...or hurt myself O___o<br /><br />WhatÂs directly to your right?<br />Is right this way or that way?<br /><br />WhatÂs the last song you sang out loud?<br />How do you solve a problem like Maria~?<br /><br />What are you listening to?<br />Awesome Racer<br /><br />Would you shave your head if a family member with cancer asked you to?<br />I'll keep what little hair I have.<br /><br />When was the last time you threw up?<br />*vomits*<br /><br />Do you have a bad temper?<br />Nope<br /><br />Do you think youÂll be married in 10 years?<br />What's that.....27? Would I be ALLOWED to get married?<br /><br />How many funerals have you been to in your life?<br />Too many. open coffin...*vomits again*<br /><br />WhatÂs your deepest fear?<br />Whatever's living under my bed<br />and the dark<br /><br />Do you really love all your family?<br />Ja.<br /><br />What do you believe in?<br />The easter bunny.<br />I hope he sends more chocolate this year. Last years raw egg was a bit disappointing.<br /><br />Are you proud of who you are?<br />Sometimes!<br /><br />WhatÂs your strangest allergy?<br />Changing seasons *sniffle*<br /><br />WhatÂs the worst thing a person could do to you and still be forgiven?<br />Probably anything. I can get over things fast.<br /><br />Do you care if people hurt you?<br />Well, yeah, but again, I get over things fast.<br /><br />Freedom or safety?<br />What if they fucked and had a baby?<br /><br />Has a song ever made you cry?<br />nope!<br /><br />A book?<br />All the time TT.TT<br /><br />YouÂre dying. What are you thinking about?<br />Oh damn, I can't remember if I'm a virgin or not.....did I leave the stove on?<br /><br />What are your last words to your friend?<br />Charmander sucks.<br /><br />To your worst enemy?<br />Sorry we never met?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tomorow!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:23:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I will be downtown around 11 if anybody wants to join me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:01:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://dolphy.deviantart.com/art/The-Last-Unicorn-112750755">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ANGSTANGSTANGST</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:57:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my tummy hurts.<br /><br />*sniff*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OwO.....v</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:59:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay! I got good grades so I can move my comp back up into my room ><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />I got lots of praise.<br />I also got a fohawk! Dad nearly shat bricks when he picked me up, but I pointed out that in order to grow it all back overnight I'd either have to be Jesus or Harry Potter. He's come to terms with his weirdo of a daughter.<br />Perfect world finished downloading at last, so I'm hoping to be ready to actually play by this weekend. Maple Story won't work because I'm missing a program.... TT____TT<br />Sad andy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Drumroll please!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:21:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I will now attempt to completely wipe my system and start over.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Wish me luck.<br />TT______TT<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I haded a dream</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:54:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so I was walking through fabric depot (wrapped up in flower patterned fabric like a mummy) and got a sudden urge to take a piss. I run to the toilets at the back but out bounces a Tengu. I don't have to piss anymore. The Tengu say's 'Lol. lookit that!' (don't ask me why)and I says, 'hey there sexy!' The Tengu bows and chicken and rice soup dribbles out of a hole in 'er head. I scream, 'DON'T GET IT ON THE FABRIC' then wake up. -______-<br /><br />There was more before this part of the dream, but I can't remember enough to make it remotely comprehensible.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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