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Trades:
line art, coloring in progress.

Gifts:
Uhm, working on it?


Things I'm waiting on

...I can't believe this.

There is no Lords of Dogtown slash.

Probably because it's a true story and that's a bit weird but

COME ON. JOHN ROBINSON AS STACY PERALTA IS FUCKING ADORABLE. Even though the idea of boys with extensions makes me lul very hard.

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/17246544/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/17246544/ Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:28:24 PST
Trades:
line art, coloring in progress.

Gifts:
Uhm, working on it?


Things I'm waiting on

I hate these things,. THANKS NEL. THANKS A LOT.


1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal/blog of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged

1: I manage to pluck my eyebrows into near obscurity because they go numb after the first two plucks. So it doesn't even hurt after a while.
2: I love to walk around in public places with a friend and subtly point out other people, then make viciously cutting comments about their freaky bad hair bleach job, nasty fat ass hanging out of their miniskirt, etc. But not so loud they'd hear it. Its mean if they hear it.
3: I check my dA all the time even though I don't put up much art anymore. Haven't made anything worth submitting.
4: I hate listening to people talk about their issues unless they have issues that I think are worth talking about.
5: I do not know how to comfort people. Period.
6: I really, really like the beach. Just not the sun.
7: I could wear Aeropostale and Hollister's entire store and I'd still be the weird chick.
8: I like my men bony. In the osteo- sense.


On another note, I finally gave in and got a goddamned myspace.

myspace.com/miss_necrosia

shut up already. It wasn't a choice.

And I'm serious about the dreads, people. Really. Expect pics of the braids by may (lol weave) and pics of the dreads by about october next year.

**I AM HERE**Late Feb: Midget ponytail is still irritating as hell. Hair continues to look funky down, and is barely long enough to get everything back into one band. Still have to use a little gel and spray for a signature bun. Buns and hairsticks: LOTS OF THEM.

I AM GETTING MAI WEAVEZ AS SOON AS I CAN FIGURE OUT WHO DID THE CHICK FROM YEARS A GO GOS. LOL WUT.

and then, it's the road to dread-land! ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/17080185/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/17080185/ Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:01:50 PST
Trades:
line art, coloring in progress.

Gifts:
Uhm, working on it?


Things I'm waiting on

This hair growing-out shit is for the DOGS.

I WEEP BECAUSE IT JUST WONT GROW.
SHOOT ME PLEASE.

I may never escape from this hair-tormenty hell.

At least it feels that way. I'm not giving into temptation and cutting or anything but GOD. I seem to have overestimated the rate of growth, and fuckitall, I'm still stuck in midgetponytail phase.

**I AM HERE**Late Feb: Midget ponytail is still irritating as hell. Hair continues to look funky down, and is barely long enough to get everything back into one band. Still have to use a little gel and spray for a signature bun. Buns and hairsticks: LOTS OF THEM.

Late March: Hair in slightly less midget ponytail stage. Getting into stupid middle-of-neck stage where it still looks goofy down but can be pulled up easily and hidden from view. Ponytail weave is a godsend. Making more use of long extensions quite a bit.

Late April: Still in okay ponytail stage, though it's longer now, and closer to my shoulders. Can be clipped up with a spring clip for a fluffy topped ponytail. Wearing ponytail weave still, but less nessicary since ponytail is long enough to bounce a little. Investing in a set of curly extensions as a gift for myself.

Late may: Almost brushing the shoulders now. Definetly nothing near "long" yet, but certainly longer than it has been since the middle of 6th grade. Ponytail weave is a thing of the past. Still wearing it in a ponytail much of the time, but not ashamed to see it down as much as I had been.

Late June: Past the shoulders enough not to make me hate it sometimes. Ponytails still, but not nearly as much. Wearing my curly extensions when I really want that extra-sexy fluff. Feel like I finally have decent hair again, and treating myself to a very light highlight.

Late July: Six and a half inches longer than where i started, which is comfortably longer, easy to pony, and looks cute even after i get out of the water at the beach. Can braid it if I like now. Only using my extensions for extra-special occaisions now.

Late August: Back in school with new long hair!!! ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/16760901/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/16760901/ Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:55:10 PST
Trades:
line art, coloring in progress.

Gifts:
Uhm, working on it?


Things I'm waiting on

Kyan and Geoff

SWEAR TO GOD IM GETTING THERE.

I can pull almost all of it up now! Yay! Even though it's still too short to get EVERYTHING up, I dont have to pin and clip and spray all day to do it at least.

SOMEONE CELEBRATE!

**I AM HERE**Late Jan: Getting into midget ponytail phase pretty earnestly. Hair still looks goofy down, but alrightish with a headband. Wearing extensions as much as possible. Making use of ponytail weave.

Late Feb: Midget ponytail is now a small ponytail. Hair continues to look funky down, but is long enough to get everything back into one band easily. Headbands or clips or something needed when hair is not up to destract from wonky length. Making plenty of use of ponytail weave whenever possible. Still wearing extensions as much as I can.

Late March: Hair in okay ponytail stage. Getting into stupid middle-of-neck stage where it still looks goofy down but can be pulled up easily and hidden from view. Ponytail weave is a godsend. Making more use of long extensions quite a bit.

Late April: Still in okay ponytail stage, though it's longer now, and closer to my shoulders. Can be clipped up with a spring clip for a fluffy topped ponytail. Wearing ponytail weave still, but less nessicary since ponytail is long enough to bounce a little. Investing in a set of curly extensions as a gift for myself.

Late may: Brushing the shoulders now. Definetly nothing near "long" yet, but certainly longer than it has been since the middle of 6th grade. Ponytail weave is a thing of the past. Still wearing it in a ponytail much of the time, but not ashamed to see it down as much as I had been.

Late June: Past the shoulders enough not to make me hate it sometimes. Ponytails still, but not nearly as much. Wearing my curly extensions when I really want that extra-sexy fluff. Feel like I finally have decent hair again, and treating myself to a very light highlight.

Late July: Six and a half inches longer than where i started, which is comfortably longer, easy to pony, and looks cute even after i get out of the water at the beach. Can braid it if I like now. Only using my extensions for extra-special occaisions now.

Late August: Back in school with new long hair!!! ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/16247621/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/16247621/ Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:10:58 PST
Trades:
Sketched obviously

Gifts:
Uhm, working on it?


Things I'm waiting on

Kyan and Geoff

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Finally get a chance to be with a certain person.
2. Perform a striptease in front of an audience
3. Give Steven Tyler and Slash a hug. A big one.

Three Names You Go By:
1. Ashley
2. Spooks
3. Mama (Kani started that un)

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1. LikesbillyGC (I WAS IN 6TH GRADE)
2. Fendabenda218
3. Freekychowchow13 (still use it, lol)

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1. My butt.
2. My big baby blues.
3. My feet.

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1. German
2. German
3. Did I mention GERMAN YET?


The three things that SCARE YOU most:
1.Chucky dolls or movies. I'm terrified of them. It's so bad I have trouble going into Spencers sometimes.
2. That one scene in the grudge where the chick's missing her lower jaw. *shudder*
3. ??? I don't have many fears really.

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Acne medication and cleanser.
2. Hairbands and headbands to keep my hair from looking AWFULLOLOL.
3. dA of course, ahah.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.Comfy pj set
2.giant black footpaw/furfag bedroom slippers i got from Kani. I love them
3. Navel ring with a moon and star hanging off.

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1. Elton John
2. Lynard Skynard
3. Rammstein

Three Of Your Favorite Songs :
1. Rein, Raus - Rammstein
2. Freebird- Lynard Skynard
3. Don't Wanna Miss A Thing- Aerosmith

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1. Has lots and lots of stuff in common with me.
2. Intelligent, please.
3. Doesn't take advantage of my nutso sex drive.

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1. One of my bestest friends is a 30-year-old guy in a wheelchair.
2. I'm allergic to latex.
3. My dad's best freind and I are smoking buddies in the summer time.


Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1. ASS.
2. Slim/muscular/well proportioned
3. Facial hair/ink/body mods, oh jeezuz.


Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Exotic dance and belly dance.
2. Doll collecting.
3. Cutting hair and doing makeup.

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Snuggle Kevin.
2. Continue snuggling kevin.
3. Get a piece of wood out of the shed and start a painting.

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1. Hairstylist/makeup artist
2. Comic artist
3. Tattoo artist

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1. Marlton NJ / Philly
2.GERMANY LOL
3. Why leave? I live in a vacation spot...

Three Kid's Names You Like :
1. Vladimir
2. Kunigunde
3. Ignacious

My poor children...

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1. I'm randy most of the time, so people tell me.
2. I lift weights a lot.
3. I don't mind getting dirty or wet or smelly.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1. I like makeup.
2. I dig my high heels and wear them even when it's not a good idea.
3. I'm the epitome of tease.

Tag three people

Neenjapirate, Biinxz, and uh... STEORRA MOONSTAR?

**I AM HERE**Late Dec: Very beginning of midget ponytail phase. Hair looks like a scraggly, mostly grown out inverted A line bob. Wearing a headband whenever hair is down. Trying to begin making serious use of extensions.

Late Jan: Getting into midget ponytail phase pretty earnestly. Hair still looks goofy down, but alrightish with a headband. Wearing extensions as much as possible. Making use of ponytail weave.

Late Feb: Midget ponytail is now a small ponytail. Hair continues to look funky down, but is long enough to get everything back into one band easily. Headbands or c... ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/16048129/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/16048129/ Sat, 22 Dec 2007 18:19:41 PST
I just wanted to post that i bought my ponytail today. It's really good looking-- even my skeptical granny tells me "I wouldn't be able to tell if i didn't know you." Also, I bought a different kind of length extensions... it's just one solid piece that clips on in the back. It's got really stiff clips, but the hair is a perfect match and it's not so dead-straight, so it really blends with my own hair tones better. This one actually makes my hair look really long, not fakey at all. I'm going to wear it to school on days im not wearing my pony. Plus, even though the clips are stiff, it's really fast to put in... Just kind of part it around, clip it up, and go. very snazzy.

***/EDIT***

So. I'm back in one of my "im going to grow my hair out!!!" phases.
I have a few messages to give to everyone.

number one: I'm back in the "i can put my hair in a midget ponytail" phase, meaning that if i blow dry it, brush it a bunch, and then carefully slick it all back with my bare hands, i can get all of my hair back into a nubby little ponytail except for a little goofy piece that hangs out on one side, but that goofy piece can be blended in pretty easily.

FINALLY.

I made a bunch of mistakes in my previous "Hair growing out" excursion. I wanted to journal about them allto remind me not to make them anymore.

1. I dyed my hair. Permanent hairdye really does fry hair and make it break off, which gives one the illusion of it growing more slowly. I went from a very deep cherry color, which was purple-looking when i first put it in, to a dark, dark red, to black, to blonde chunks in places with the black. This was in the space of, oh, I'd say, six months.

2. I CUT IT. I was alright for a while, until I got to the "ARGH STUPID HAIRRRR" phase, and then i wore it in a ponytail all the time. But since I got aggravated with the four inches of split ends i had (because of all that hair dying, duh!!) i went and had about an inch cut off (two months growth, wasted!!)) Then, for prom, i had my bangs redone and *gasperoo* about an inch or so cut off for a bob! Then, after I got tired of fiddling with the blunt bob all the time, i had it put into a shaggier cut right in the middle of exams, which also took off some length. And here was my worst bumble: I CUT IT ALLLLLLL OFF DURING THE SUMMER. EVERY LAST BIT. I HAD A PUNKY JOAN JETT MULLET. I mean sure it was cute as hell, but I basically had to start all over again!!!

3. I looked at issues of Short Hair. That's what made me want to give up and seduced me into cutting it again.

4. I had bad timing. My hair had just barely gotten to the midget ponytail phase, and it was already spring time.


SO. Here are my resolutions for not cutting and actually getting my hair a decent length:

1. Utilize my hair extensions more often. I bought them and loved them two years ago, but I didn't really wear them much because I was nervous that they looked fakey (and they did, because my hair was a little too blunt cut for them to integrate well. Plus I didn't know exactly how to best use them. I do now.)

To do this, I pledge to myself to give wearing them to school on occaision a try, and to do more of what I did today, like wearing them just to the dollar store, wal mart, a laid-back resturant, etc. I definetly get more glances from other people, and hell, I like being able to toss my hair, however not-mine it may be, around a bit. I'm wearing them tommorow, i think, since I'm going to be hanging around with my mom, and she loves the idea of me with long hair.

2. I'm learning to love my natural hair color, roots and all. Also, I had the brains to dye my hair a shade between my natural deep brown and back a while ago. It covered up my vomity-blonde chunks and has made my black ends blend with my natural roots, so i don't have the urge to redye anymore. Also, i really like the way it feels... I havent even had enough of my natural, uncolored hair to touch since i can remember, and i'd completely forgotten how soft and smooth it is, compared to my chemically processed hair!!

To do this, i've been brushing my hair every morning and night, in order to more fully enjoy the softness and to spread the oils down into my drier hair, and trying to wash my hair a little less. Sometimes a greasy "deep conditioning two days" makes me hair feel soooo much softer when i wash it on day three.

3. I'm avoiding short hair magazines and websites like the plague. Instead of lookng at short hair and going "That's really cute," I'm doing the opposite: I've been posting pictures of girls with long brown hair in both straight and wavy styles all over my room. Layers, all one length, whatever. I'm just looking at it all and enjoying it, and dreaming about how I'll look when I've got that. <... ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/16036751/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/16036751/ Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:36:19 PST I have a few messages to give to everyone.

number one: I'm back in the "i can put my hair in a midget ponytail" phase, meaning that if i blow dry it, brush it a bunch, and then carefully slick it all back with my bare hands, i can get all of my hair back into a nubby little ponytail except for a little goofy piece that hangs out on one side, but that goofy piece can be blended in pretty easily.

FINALLY.

I made a bunch of mistakes in my previous "Hair growing out" excursion. I wanted to journal about them allto remind me not to make them anymore.

1. I dyed my hair. Permanent hairdye really does fry hair and make it break off, which gives one the illusion of it growing more slowly. I went from a very deep cherry color, which was purple-looking when i first put it in, to a dark, dark red, to black, to blonde chunks in places with the black. This was in the space of, oh, I'd say, six months.

2. I CUT IT. I was alright for a while, until I got to the "ARGH STUPID HAIRRRR" phase, and then i wore it in a ponytail all the time. But since I got aggravated with the four inches of split ends i had (because of all that hair dying, duh!!) i went and had about an inch cut off (two months growth, wasted!!)) Then, for prom, i had my bangs redone and *gasperoo* about an inch or so cut off for a bob! Then, after I got tired of fiddling with the blunt bob all the time, i had it put into a shaggier cut right in the middle of exams, which also took off some length. And here was my worst bumble: I CUT IT ALLLLLLL OFF DURING THE SUMMER. EVERY LAST BIT. I HAD A PUNKY JOAN JETT MULLET. I mean sure it was cute as hell, but I basically had to start all over again!!!

3. I looked at issues of Short Hair. That's what made me want to give up and seduced me into cutting it again.

4. I had bad timing. My hair had just barely gotten to the midget ponytail phase, and it was already spring time.


SO. Here are my resolutions for not cutting and actually getting my hair a decent length:

1. Utilize my hair extensions more often. I bought them and loved them two years ago, but I didn't really wear them much because I was nervous that they looked fakey (and they did, because my hair was a little too blunt cut for them to integrate well. Plus I didn't know exactly how to best use them. I do now.)

To do this, I pledge to myself to give wearing them to school on occaision a try, and to do more of what I did today, like wearing them just to the dollar store, wal mart, a laid-back resturant, etc. I definetly get more glances from other people, and hell, I like being able to toss my hair, however not-mine it may be, around a bit. I'm wearing them tommorow, i think, since I'm going to be hanging around with my mom, and she loves the idea of me with long hair.

2. I'm learning to love my natural hair color, roots and all. Also, I had the brains to dye my hair a shade between my natural deep brown and back a while ago. It covered up my vomity-blonde chunks and has made my black ends blend with my natural roots, so i don't have the urge to redye anymore. Also, i really like the way it feels... I havent even had enough of my natural, uncolored hair to touch since i can remember, and i'd completely forgotten how soft and smooth it is, compared to my chemically processed hair!!

To do this, i've been brushing my hair every morning and night, in order to more fully enjoy the softness and to spread the oils down into my drier hair, and trying to wash my hair a little less. Sometimes a greasy "deep conditioning two days" makes me hair feel soooo much softer when i wash it on day three.

3. I'm avoiding short hair magazines and websites like the plague. Instead of lookng at short hair and going "That's really cute," I'm doing the opposite: I've been posting pictures of girls with long brown hair in both straight and wavy styles all over my room. Layers, all one length, whatever. I'm just looking at it all and enjoying it, and dreaming about how I'll look when I've got that.

4. I'm looking to my friends for inspiration and help. Lzy managed to get her hair from boyish short to megalong in 3 years. Mine's still far from megalong, but it's definetly closer than it was in august or september. Though I will confess to a middle of september cut, it was only because the back of the mullet had grown out so much that it was all random, and i could only put parts of it back, leaving me with lng bits and still super short bits. So that was an even-ing-up cut, which I won't need anymore. Technically I "need" one now, because now I have long pieces but only in front, but I'm not gettin one because those very long pieces keep the shorter ones back when i do a midget pony.

5. I'm buying a ponyta... ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/15865621/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/15865621/ Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:08:05 PST
Leather club + gay + broadway musical-sounding dance and sing number = lmfao

Just watch it. I promise it really IS funny.

[link]

The lyrics are cute, too!! I wonder what it came from...

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/15652267/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/15652267/ Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:48:58 PST
I want my dollfies to be representations of characters I have rather than just random pretty doll boys. I already collect dolls of all sorts and I'm anxious to have dollfies to supplement my zillions of porcelains.

SO. I WANT OPINIONS.

The choices for the dollfie "pairs" are

Reginald and Quinn

Kyan and Geoff

Hands and Rygel

Crow and ???

Aaron and John

My other "pairs" are either anthro or odd colors, and i dont want to have to paint the whole dollfie.

PLEASE COMMENT THIS

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/15246480/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/15246480/ Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:45:14 PDT
Ill draw up to 2 characters, with some BG, coloring maybe.

GO AHEAD. REFRESH MY PAGE.

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/13916547/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/13916547/ Sat, 28 Jul 2007 16:25:45 PDT NeenjaPirate and didn't even know it. Well, here goooes.

1. Pick one of your characters
2. List 50 facts about the character
3. If you can thing of 50 or more random facts about your character then that proves you know them well
4. Tag a friend or another character

Character: "Crow" Ravenette Aikada((chosen by :~NeenjaPirate))

1. Positively refuses to dye his hair because he's afraid his luscious locks will end up fried.
2. Uses four conditioners, and HATES heat tools. No. I'm not joking.
3. Bit his nails when he was young.
4. Is known to pout for attention.
5. Snorts when he laughs, so he doesn't laugh, he snickers.
6. Started out as a bad guy when I made him up and later turned into a fagatrociously annoying good guy.
7. Thinks crossdressing is borderline cool but would never do it himself.
8. Is blind. We all know that, but I wanted to say it anyway.
9. Secretly likes Alanis Morisette.
10. Is prone to crushing but not falling in love.
11. Has a hard time killing anything, even bugs.
12. Has lovely manuscript handwriting.
13. Has few close freinds, a result of his bitchy attitude towards most people.
14. Has been redesigned exactly 34 times.
15. Really needs to be drawn o.o
16. Has a pretty singing voice when he tries.
18. Thinks anybody with silver hair is hot. Unless they're fat or they have an annoying voice.
19. Once thought about getting his cock pierced but was too chicken in the end.
20. Refuses to wear any kind of underwear except boxers (nowadays, at least.).
21. Has no alcohol tolerance whatsover.
22. Is pretty pathetic for a vampire, but with moments of coolness.
23. Cuts his own hair most of the time.
24. Is utterly turned off by lingerie or costumes of any sort.
25. Has a secret worshippy-fetish of all of the COOL vampires in the world. ((D, Vincent, Alucard, need I go on?))
26. Once cut his hair very short. He cried for two weeks and then wore a hat until it grew back.
27. Thinks vegetarians are creepy.
28. Thinks snoozing in coffins is even creepier.
29. Chews ballpoint pens when nervous.
30. Wishes he was more muscular.
31. Plays harpischord decently.
32. Can't imagine how awful it is to get old.
33. His birthday is July 7.
34. Lies about his age with about a four hundred and ten year difference.
35. Hates it when people forget to remind him of the steps in rooms.
36. Used to run into a lot of walls.
37. Thinks Dameon is smokin' but is too chicken to say anything.
38. Is vaguely afraid of Lhyven.
39. Wuvs Tania. <3
40. Suffered from bulimia for several years.
41. Regularly chows down on McShit now.
42. Is too chicken to get a tattoo.
43. Was a crack addict for seven months.
44. Loves to go on road trips.
45. Gets sick after eating jello.
46. Sleeps erratically.
47. Doesn't cry very often, contrary to popular belief.
48. Tries to hide his real first name.
49. Is afraid of nuns.
50. Smokes on and off.

I TAG DAMEON LOLOLOL.

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]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/12510504/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/12510504/ Sun, 08 Apr 2007 13:12:07 PDT
GAD.

I felt like I ought to post some things here, for I feel ranty. Very ranty.

1. WTF is with the "whiteface" look?! NOBODY looks good in whiteface unless it's in a photoshoot or a VERY dark club. Sure, pale is good, but "I used my mom's cornstarch to set my face, lol" is NOT. I mean, yes, I WEAR makeup that's a bit lighter, but it's not WHITE. It's just a very pale skin tone.

If you're going to try and do the old "Whiteface" look, instead of using that white crap from Blood Mary, go to a dollar store and buy the cheap compressed powder in the lightest skin tone, usually "fair" or "Translucent". Why the dollar-store cheap crap? It's actually a lot lighter than expensive makeup, because they don't go through as much trouble to try and match a real person's skin tone. So it's extremely fair and pale, but not fucking GHOSTY. It still looks relatively REAL.

Next, if you feel you need some foundation to cover any un-perfecty flaws, use the creme-to-powder stuff. It stays on FOREVER and it looks good, without getting nasty. Plus, it takes powder well and it doesn't get cakey if you sweat under it. And as I said, BUY A REAL SKIN TONE. The pale look only works if it's vaguely believable. If you look like you painted yourself white, you don't look pale. You look like a goddamn clown or a mime or some shiz. Or THE CROW. And I've never seen anybody do the Draven look and make it work except on Hallows. Plus, do me a favor, and if you're Latino or black or whatnot, instead of trying to fake the caucasian-pale, just go with whatcha got. It looks a thousand times better than trying to cake on foundation that looks fakey on ya anyway.

2. EASE UP ON THE GODDAMN EYELINER. GOD. If I see another middle-school kid with spiderwebs and spirals drawn all over their face, I'm going to CRY. Or EXPLODE. And that goes for Sara, too. Ahem. Anyway. It's just like the Draven thing. Only works on Hallows. If you feel a HORRENDOUS desire to add funky designs, at least be careful and use good eyeliner, and don't have the crap going all over your face. I mean, I'm guilty of a few little dots under a brow or a little teensy ankh on one cheekbone or a tiny little spiral ala` Death in Sandman, but not huge spirals and tearstreaks and all of that BS. It looks hideously tacky and overdone and just.... arghwifhudngcw. Kill it please.

On the subject of eyeliner, at least do me a favor and use good stuff, and line your eyes the right way. There is no one right way, because everyone is different, but not everybody can look good with top and bottom inner rims, tear ducts and outer rims completely lined in black. That makes some people's eyes look outright miniscule and/or tacky as mothercrap. If you're gonna do it, start with the inside lower rims, put the pencil down, and walk away. Come back to the mirror in a while and have a look. Some people only need just that little bit of black and they look positively spec-tac. If you're not happy, add a little more. But PLEASE, do it SPARINGLY.

And if you're going to Wal-Mart, then... I mean... Just slap on a little liner on the rims and go. I HATE seeing overdressed people in WalMart. When I go to WalMart, I wear two swipes of liquid eyeliner, a dab of mascara, and that's about ALL. That's PLENTY, alright?

And please. Red eyeliner? Aha, no. That's called "outright hideously tacky". Makes one looks like they have a case of pinkeye or a bad crack addiction.

And guys? The eyeliner pencil is not a freaking caulk gun. Just a LITTLE is enough. And if you can't line the rims, don't line at all. It looks bad when you've got these huge dark lines around your lines, and these pink rims. I can't stand that.

Oh, yeah. And liquid eyeliner is not meant to be used for drawing fake eyelashes onto the face. Having the liner extend out a wee bit past the eye is cute, adding fake lashes is just hideous.

3. ARGH. BLACK. LIPSTICK. Another of my pet peeves. It actually looks good in a club or in pictures, but on a bright summer day? Please. No. You look like a cheesy Sting or Draven. If you're gonna do it, at least have the courtesy not to do HUGE EYELINER AND SHADOW, and it'll look fine. Plus, if you're gonna wear it, please, do me a favor and be either a girl or a transsexual or transvestite. Straightly-dressing men looks so odd in lipstick. Ew. And keep it within the lips, please?! Don't try that goofy "Drawing outside the lips" stuff. That's just flatout Mansony. Heaven knows we don't need anymore of that. Plus, if you're going to wear black lipstick, line your lips first with some sort of liner, and apply it evenly. Open your mouth up and get the corners a little too. It looks so funny... ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/12489439/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/12489439/ Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:11:57 PDT
The locals are usually either fantastically overdone gay men with hideous flowery Hawaiin shirts, bad bleached hair and weird orangey spray tans, disturbingly old retired hippie-geezers with graying ass-length shags and salt-crusted fishing rods, anorexic high school freshmen girls with 200 dollar pink and white Roxy bikinis that don't cover half of their buttcheeks and enourmous sunglasses, gleaming with Hawaiin Tropic like a greased piece of wannabe Paris Hilton, wanna-be surfer boys on their plywood skimboards trying to catch the four inches of surf next to the shore and look cool while doing it, and let's not forget the REAL locals.

The hardcore locals. These are the men with the throw-away insulated cooler that's never been thrown away, half-full of Natural Lite cans and mostly melting ice, with graying mullets and blueish prison tattoos on their forearms, potbellies hanging over their out-of-date swim trunks, white coon eyes and leathery-tan backs and flipflop tan lines on their feet. Their girlfreinds are croaky-voiced women with ugly leopard print bikinis from last year's Wal-mart selection, cooked a wrinkly brown from years in tanning beds, a malboro hanging out of the corner of their mouths or between their overgrown-frenchmanicured fingers, with plastic flipflops from the CVS and their Pamela Anderson blonde hair tied up in some sort of cheerleadery-on-crack ponytail with a dirty scrunchie.

Ah, Pensacola. It's really a lovely place.

Wait, I forgot. There's also the token selection of out-of-place looking emo fellas in T shirts that look like XXXS that have been tossed in the dryer too many times and painted-on hipsters, oh-so-carefully cut off and rolled up to a bit below the knee. These guys sit in the sun, get murderously sunburned, and glare at everybody over the tops of their tacky-ass white-rimmed aviators while doing it. They also spend their time chainsmoking expensive cigarettes, admiring their skateboards, making fun of the surfers and then getting all huffy if anyone says anything about them, taking not-so-artistic myspace angles of themselves with their new digital cameras. When they're not doing that, they're guzzling down daquiris and margaritas like a frustrated soccer mom and getting so wiped that they forget to keep tossing their hair out of their eyes and start making out with each other in all-too-public displays of manly-teenage-boy-experimental-bonding.

That, and there's usually me. I'm usually hiding out under the pier where it's shady and sketching or watching the emo boys pluck at their facial piercings and wandering up and down the shore. You can always tell me by the fact my hair is always up in a bun or a clip, I'm slathered in SPF 60, I have a black sun hat on and old sunglasses, I wear a black shawl over my shoulders and a wrap around my waist that goes to the ground, and I'm whiter than Gerard Way's ass cheeks.

Oh and of course, there's the tourists. But don't get me started.

Well.

You can tell a tourist pretty easily, though.

They have powerful accents of the conspicuously Yankee type.
They're Asian. Anybody Asian at the beach is not a local. Local Asians avoid the beach like the plague. Asians at the beach generally don't speak very good English, have shiny-new digital cameras with 200 gigs of storage, and own at least one sullen, angsty teenager who obviously would rather be scouring the mall for clothes than sitting around out on a beach with a bunch of ugly, sunburned Americans.
They have ugly bathing suits. Any teenager is a one-piece swimsuit is from out of town. I garuntee it.
They have garishly printed beach towels. Locals use the white linens from their condo or bring Uncle Jay's natty towel with the Hooters logo on it.
The kids are not sunburned. Locals kids are usually pink and toasty after two hours because they can never round them up to reapply.
They have a sheet set up. However, this law is counteracted if the sheet is one of those hideous flowery ones with a few beer stains on it. That's local.
The radio they are listening to is not rusty in places.
The dad is wearing a shirt. Local dads let their hairy buddha-bellies show with pride.
The teenage daughter is not tanned. Again, counteracted if she happens to be wearing black. Local weirdoes are allowed to be pale.
The mom is wearing makeup. Ha-ha. That mascara is going to be reduced to a gunky mess in a while, baby.
They call flipflops "thongs". In Pensacola, a thong is something that fits between Asscheek A and Asscheek B and is worn in the privacy of one's backyard for tanning purposes ONLY. Footwear that fits between the toes is known as a "F... ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/12197030/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/12197030/ Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:23:18 PDT
to think furries are awesome?
to think siamese twins can be sexy?
to have a men-with-boobs fetish?
to love lingerie shopping?
to think the art of teese is actually empowering to women?
to sing off key in public?
to dance skyclad and not be pagan?
to laugh when something dies?
to openly bash someone's hair color?

Ah, the drabble.

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11545551/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11545551/ Tue, 23 Jan 2007 18:43:10 PST
Basically, it's a seven "weird things about yourself." tagger.

Alrighty.

1. I can speak.... vague German... and I sometimes gallavant around dA and comment on people's art auf Deutsch. However, I don't speak it much in public, except with other people who think speaking other languages is cool, and since only one kid in my German class isn't ashamed to bust out the German without Frau practically kicking them, I don't get much of a chance. Unlike all the Sign Language kids, I don't run around speaking my foreign language like I'm SO AMAZING because of it.

I also tend to mix my languages in some of my writing. I have been known to accidentally put "immer" instead of "ever" or "always" and I have a habit of looking at someone's art work and commenting "Toll..." oder "Sehr schoen." Und ich habe immer vergessen, danach muss ich immer erzahlen.

2. I think Engrish and Enklisch are the cutest things evar.

(...Neo will understand what "Enklisch" is. Maybe some other people might...Hint, the exchange students use it on their applications!)

3. I really suck with HTML. In fact, my entire knoweledge of scripting is how to make italics, bold, linebreaks, and hyperlinks. And on dA I can iconlink and devlink, and i can quote on Gaia, but that's easy.

4. I'm not ashamed that I think furries are awesome. I always feel bad when people say things about other being fond of furries... I mean, yeah, some people take furries to a weird extreme, but most of us just like them because they're another way we can make all sorts of different characters. I think most people who like furries don't really want to prance around in fursuits and go to Nekocon, most of just like them for the "Aww, furry!" factor. Oh, and I prefer the phrase "fursex" to "Yiff." Fursex just sounds a lot funnier.

5. I often sarcastically use chatspeak in real life, although online I don't use it much at all. One of the things I say too much is "Lol!" And I don't usually pronounce it "Lawl". I might say something typically internetzdrama-like, for instance, "El-oh-el, your mom!" in a way that mostly makes fun of netdrama.

6. I cannot stand drama, but I love Drama.

Let me explain.

I love Drama class: acting, teching, costume design, performing, etc. I'll be a Drama III student next year. I love acting, to me it's like.... well, actually, I was roleplaying before I discovered acting (6th grade actually, Dainty can attest to that fact.), and to me roleplaying and acting are very similar... It's just in an RP you are portraying emotion with words, and in acting it's with your body and voice. You're still telling a story and making people feel what you feel, you're just not doing it on the internet.

However I hate drama. I cannot stand gossip, talking about other people, etc. If I have to be around it, I just nod politely and let the gossiper vent, but I'm usually wanting to kick the other person. It just makes me want to... aeiguekgyfwygvuowfg you know? Just uidfuquyfgwlufgywsylgfwyfglusygweflusygu dyrgcnisyaeousdy fvce.
I would rather talk about interesting things like life, religion, history, politics, philosophy, art, music, even gaming or something... Anything but gossip! ARGH ANYTHING BUT GOSSIP. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR EXBOYFRIEND'S SISTER'S LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND SAID TO YOUR BEST FRIEND WHO'S THAT SCENE GUY'S BOYFRIEND! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. As a result, there are people I might see every several times because of the classes I have with them, but I know all they talk about and I just want to EXPLODE when I hear them trying to gossip with me. I mean, and I KNOW they are good people, too. They are probably wonderful, sweet, loving people who are nice and everything but ARGH. GOSSIP.

This is why some of my friends tell me I'm not "interesting" or why "popular" kids don't want to talk to me. They tell me that the stuff I talk about is either "weird" "hard to talk about" or "makes you seem strange." So consequently, I don't have many friends.

7. I have a horrendously morbid sense of humor, mixed with a heavy dose of sarcasm. I also take nothing seriously and I will laugh at anything. When it comes to me, there is nothing I won't laugh at. Some people claim they have great senses of humor, but then you step over their "line" and suddenly they aren't laughing anymore, they just get quiet and give you that, "...You went there. Wow." look. They make out like by joking about something that you A: Don't see how serious the issue is (For instance, if you make an abortion or embryo joke and the person thinks that abortion is bad, they give you that, "Do you know that babies are dying?!?!? And you're cracking jokes about it?... ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11436447/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11436447/ Sun, 14 Jan 2007 15:11:18 PST

I GOT A FUCKING SUPERIOR. OMG. ON MY COSTUME DESIGN. STRAIGHT SUPERIORS. OMG OMG OMG. I COULD GO TO STATE.

I'm pleased with m'self.

Got an Excellent on my Ensemble Acting, With Nicole C. Kaitlyn W. and the other chick whos name I still forget every time. Got lots of good comments on the Ensemble acting directed towards me in particular. And of course Nicole did WONDERFULLY. Same with Kaitlyn.


ANd Kiri is still coming up at 1999!!!

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11436424/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11436424/ Sun, 14 Jan 2007 15:08:52 PST

I GOT A FUCKING SUPERIOR. OMG. ON MY COSTUME DESIGN. STRAIGHT SUPERIORS. OMG OMG OMG. I COULD GO TO STATE.

I'm pleased with m'self.

Got an Excellent on my Ensemble Acting, With Nicole C. Kaitlyn W. and the other chick whos name I still forget every time. Got lots of good comments on the Ensemble acting directed towards me in particular. And of course Nicole did WONDERFULLY. Same with Kaitlyn.


ANd Kiri is still coming up at 1999!!!

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11341226/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11341226/ Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:55:04 PST
Sketch is done. Probably gonna ink tonight.

DUH. FIN.


GIFTS

:icontikanikat: Not started
Aiii, give me time! It shouldn't take long once I get it started.

I feel like I missed someone. Oh well. I have to do five costume designs for Districts plus learn all of my lines, so forgive my seeming laziness.

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11341175/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11341175/ Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:50:36 PST
]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11295484/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11295484/ Tue, 02 Jan 2007 23:40:36 PST
Yez.

Poll question:

In all of my work from the beginning of my gallery till now, what would you like to see more of?

A: Girls!!
B: YAOI LOL! I WANT BOYSMEX!
C: Gothy kookyness (like "Two Halves")
D: fanart stupid cuz i only lyk inuyasha and yugioh fanartz anwyays lol orginla work is soo lame lol
E: Anime-styled characters
F: Yuri lol, cause I'm a horndog and i likes my lezbianz
G: FURRYSEX!!!!! (Both yaoi, yuri and het apply here)
H: Realism and pencilly-fancy stuff like Trousersnake
I: Hetero cuteness, since you're a yaoi-obessive fiend, lol.
J: KEEP DRAWING WHAT U DRAWING
K: Stuff colored in photoshop.



TO ANSWER T3H POLL, JUST TYPE ALL NUMBERS THAT APPLY 2 U. LOL. I AM USIN CHATSP33K D00D.

OH YA AND OTHER STUFF:

Current Stuff:

Gifties:
LIKE DONE LOL!
I did one sketch and while i love the idea behind it, the sketch sucked. So imma redo it.
Err, havent started yet.

Tradies:
Going to granny b's tommorow, soyou know t3h drill
I did the sketch, and HOLY JESUS FUCKING A MONKEY ON A TRICYCLE, IT LOOKS GOOD. Now let's see if I can ink and color without ruining it. XD
Lineart's done and I'm still going to color it for you. I really will!

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11293595/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11293595/ Tue, 02 Jan 2007 20:00:56 PST
Here are the rules:

The player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as stating the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....

1) I cannot stand knuckles popping around me. I'll scream at the peson if they do it enough, whether I know them or not.

2) I kiss everyone. Even if they say "Eew."

3) I like to sleep more than I like to be awake. Sometimes when I'm home I sleep alllll day.

4) I prefer drawing at home than talking to people. Really. Can you believe that?

5) I could live on Cocacola. I really really could.

6) I have only one squick, and I refuse to tell anyone what my squicky is.


oky. im not gonna tag anyone cause im farking lazy,

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11290185/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11290185/ Tue, 02 Jan 2007 15:20:30 PST
I just felt I should repost all my current trades and gifts.

GIFTS:

Rhou: Not even started yet
v34: currently sketching

TRADES:
Thegreenbat: sketching

daintyXfirefly: still havent gotten Vics face done cause im still not home.

Raymanfan: gotta color it

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11263810/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11263810/ Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:34:22 PST
Just wanted to update my WIP list.

Raymanfan: Lineart finished

daintyxfirefly: pencil art finished ex. Vic's face

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11260075/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11260075/ Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:52:56 PST
Current WIPS

~raymanfan: Trade

~daintyxfirefly: Trade

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11097944/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11097944/ Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:39:23 PST
Which I haven't drawn since wfjwskfgakfgkytafadatyfytdf /THE BEGINNING OF TIME GAH?!

*sigh*
What now, what now...

Yeah. Still up for free whatever art stuff. Note me if interested in a drawing of a character. Cause I'll do that. Or whatever else you ask of me. You don't even have to pay me.

NEXT KIRI AT 1999. Dorkfaces. ^.^ Screenshot, please?

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11043717/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/11043717/ Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:39:10 PST
What's there to say? I have ideas running around in my brain, as usual, and yeah... What's there to say?!? Nothing!!

I'm just existing in happyland and doing nothing much.

And jeez! I'm still up for free commissions. I can't believe no one ever seems to want one. *tear* Do I really suck that bad?!

Anyways.

Yeahhh.... Note me if you want me to draw something.

And I draw anything. Annnnnyyyyytttthhhiiiiing.


Next kiri at 1999. Cause we're gonna party like its 1999

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/10632285/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/10632285/ Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:30:59 PST
Well, I've got some artsies on the way, folks!

Next Kiriban is 1000, and boy, I'm a-waitin.

Commision me to do something on that 1000th hit, person!

]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9875854/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9875854/ Sun, 27 Aug 2006 17:18:11 PDT
Screenshot would be appreciated. Muchies.

And the kiri-catcher gets a comission of anything or one they like. ^.^ Whether that be shounen ai, yaoi, etc... etc... ^.^ Or even just, "Hey can you draw my RP character?" I don't mind. ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9830628/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9830628/ Wed, 23 Aug 2006 17:59:18 PDT
Free, except, you have to whore me out on your page, Kaaay? At least put me somewhere. O.O

So, whoever wants something, someone, whatever drawn, pop me a message or a comment on this.

Sadly, nobody wants anything from me... Yay, lacking in talent...

...And Minda, you can't ask me for comms... I draw your chars nonstop. O.O ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9586616/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9586616/ Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:13:28 PDT ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9513399/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9513399/ Thu, 27 Jul 2006 15:50:04 PDT
WHOEVER GETS THE 500th PAGEVIEW ...

Please comment me so I'll know who it is! Kkkk?? Cause I'm featuring you in my THANX FOR 500 deviation, okay? Er, at least your name. And a link to your page, of course.

Also, if you want me to do a request, I'll.... try. Even htough nobody really wants a request from me, seeing as I suck. But ehehehe, oh well I guess it's okay. Anyways. Yeah. COMMENT ME, MR. or MISS. 500th! ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9466905/ http://NecrosisAtrophy.deviantart.com/journal/9466905/ Sun, 23 Jul 2006 10:38:18 PDT
Sorry for my hideous lack of new art... I've been in a horrid artistic slump... Everything I draw lately looks nasty and just.. completely.... Yurgh.

So, yeah.
What am I supposed to do with these things anyway!?? Tell you about my life!? This is almost as pathetic as blogging, which, THANK GOD, I no longer waste my precious life doing.

...Suddenly, I'm not even sure what to put down in this thing.

Lately (This is primarily Dash's fault) I've been drawing an INSANE amount of panzer goggles, just... randomly and for no reason. And why not?! They're really enjoyable to draw... just.... lots of drawing circles (Ovals if you're trying to draw them in a 3/4 view or turned in anyway...) I'm really tempted to draw a "panzer goggles" tutorial. Is that weird?! I'm not sure.

Maybe even just a "Goggles" tutorial. Or something. Even though I'm pretty sure everyone knows how to draw Goggles. Heheh. [/] Wow. I am pathetic.

Well, didn't get Vista installed on my laptop yet, but Dash an I didn't want to kill my D(H)ell so, that's excusable.

Alrighty, time for:

Atrophy's definitions!! (Where I drop my silly lingo on you so you'll understand what I'm talking about)

Filesexz0rz: (verb) What happens when you send files via a Direct Connect or over a LAN connection. Its called "filesex" Because... I mean... C'mon! That's what the computers are doing! Sharing files! (aka bodily fluids.) ...asking for filesexz0rz is just another way of saying "DC PLZ??"

200 MB/s: (humor phrase) Inside humor between Dash and I that I won't even TRY to explain. But it involves filesex0rz. And the metaphor of filesharing or LAN connections (or even just USB connections really) and computers having intercourse.

200 GB/s: (humor phrase) Same as above, except unbelievably funnier and stupider.

Gayohell: (N) My bastardized pet name for that fiendish service known America Online

Like dialup Firefox: (phrase) anything unbelievably stupid and nonsensical or oxymoronic: Example: "HIGH SPEED AOL?! WTFMAYT?! GHEI!! THAT'S LIKE DIALUP FIREFOX!!!!1!!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!/!?!?!!!!?! (noobish overpunctuation here)

Such things that fall under "Dialup firefox" are "Intel rocks." "I love my Dell." "Woo! Loading!" and other such moronicity.

French mayonnaise: (phrase) synonym for the phrase "lmao." Wanna know why? Think about it. "Le` mayo." or "l'mayo"

stafoo: (phrase) a synonym for "STFU"

CPUorgy: LAN party consisting of more than four systems.

BT FTW: (phrase) "Bittorrent for the win" Dash picking on me for using Limewire. Heheh.

Okay. THat's all for today. And if you don't know such terms as FTW, FTL, z0mg pwned, and such... You're just... Don't even ask me because I'll simply say LEARN ABOUT COMPUTERZ. ]]> ~NecrosisAtrophy