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        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:19:29 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>SECRET SANTAAAA~ and stuff.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:37:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="icon"></div><div class="sepperator"></div><br /><br />Okay, here's what I want, please.<br /><br />Choose one:<br /><br />1)Alucard, Seras and I hanging out in Santa Clause outfits (characters from Hellsing, if you don't know).<br /><br />or<br /><br />2)My characters <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/Neogami/Arbellason_Neogami.jpg">[link]</a> (Arbel) , <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/Neogami/Mahalia_Neogami.jpg">[link]</a> (Mahalia) , <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/071/1/5/Q_by_Neogami.jpg">[link]</a> (Q) and <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/103/f/9/Kiss_Plz_by_Neogami.jpg">[link]</a>  (Craig&Q) being all Christmas-y.<br /><br />or<br /><br />3) Spock, Chekov, Scotty and I eating cheeseburgers (Star Trek TOS, if you dunno).<br /><br /><sub>Feel free to add on crazy shit, if you'd like. This is just the jist of what I'd like please.</sub><br />THANK YOUUU~<br /><br /><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?2" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><br /><br />Also,<br />the reason I've been so neglectful with commenting and replying and faving stuff is because of alot of shit going on with my family and school and whatnot. Along with some emotional problems as of late.<br /><br />You: WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR FAGGOT EXCUSES<br /><a href="http://ffffplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/f/ffffplz.gif" alt=":iconffffplz:" title="ffffplz"/></a><br /><br />UNDERSTANDABLE! I don't want to hear them either. Which is why I quit the sport I was in (among other reasons) and why I will be working on this stuff.<br />So, if you get a massive amount of sudden favorites, comments and replies and shit from me, you will know why.<br /><br />Have an awesome Thanksgiving, for those who celebrate it.<br />If you don't, have a happy one anyways.<br /><br /><div class="footer">Journal Skin by =<a class="u" href="http://thewinator.deviantart.com/">Thewinator</a> and =<a class="u" href="http://keepwalking07.deviantart.com/">keepwalking07</a></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>AND I'M HUUUUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOOOLF</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/27689915/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:09:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There.<br />It's over.<br />10 pages of favorites and watches, all thanked.<br /><br /><sub>Luckily, it was alot of the same people. YOU GUISE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /></sub><br /><br />At the last page, however, dA stopped letting me post my love on peoples' pages. If I never got to you, I probably went to your page and faved at least one thing in your gallery, if you had anything in there.<br />I'd have told you in a comment, but dA must think I'm spamming people.<br />SORRYY<br /><a href="http://heeplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/e/heeplz.png?1" alt=":iconheeplz:" title="heeplz"/></a><br /><br /><br />To everyone I missed:<br /><a href="http://iultracameplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/u/iultracameplz.gif?1" alt=":iconiultracameplz:" title="iultracameplz"/></a><a href="http://faveplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/a/faveplz.gif" alt=":iconfaveplz:" title="faveplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://fapplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/a/fapplz.png" alt=":iconfapplz:" title="fapplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>FFFFFFFFFF</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/27185607/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 08:10:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a sketch, free. However, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal.<br /><br />01 - I will NOT draw your request until I see this in your journal.<br />02 - In your comment, include a link to a reference picture of the character you want me to draw. Or write me a description.<br />03 - Only one character per person- Remember, this is FREE.<br /><br />1.<a href="http://monketron.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/o/monketron.gif?6" alt=":iconmonketron:" title="monketron"/></a><br />2.<a href="http://dr-science.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/r/dr-science.png?1" alt=":icondr-science:" title="dr-science"/></a><br />3.<br />4.<br />5.<br />6.<br />7.<br />8.<br />9.<br />10.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Oh bawls</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/26132980/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:27:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Apparently<br />I can't not have an ego because I have 19 pages of favorites on my stuff that I still haven't thanked people for.<br /><br />Would I be a douchebag if I cheated and thanked them all in a journal instead of going to each profile individually and pasting the usual<br /><br /><a href="http://icameplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/c/icameplz.gif?3" alt=":iconicameplz:" title="icameplz"/></a><a href="http://faveplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/a/faveplz.gif" alt=":iconfaveplz:" title="faveplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://bunnyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/u/bunnyplz.png" alt=":iconbunnyplz:" title="bunnyplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://legsthx.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/e/legsthx.png" alt=":iconlegsthx:" title="legsthx"/></a><br />?<br /><br />Yes? No?<br /><a href="http://forgivemeplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/o/forgivemeplz.gif" alt=":iconforgivemeplz:" title="forgivemeplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Whoops</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:17:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged by <a href="http://unconsciousargentine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/u/n/unconsciousargentine.jpg?2" alt=":iconunconsciousargentine:" title="unconsciousargentine"/></a><br /><br />1. Post these rules.<br />2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.<br />3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.<br />4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.<br />5. No tag-backs!<br /><br /><br />1. I look very Irish, but I'm actually 'supposedly' more Spanish than Irish. Hurm.<br /><br />2. I really like tomatoes. Ketchup, Spaghetti sauce, tomato soup, raw tomatoes. <a href="http://harrysogoodplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/a/harrysogoodplz.jpg?1" alt=":iconharrysogoodplz:" title="harrysogoodplz"/></a><br /><br />3. I like to read Romance novels. The ones with all the 'heaving bosoms' and stuff.<br /><br />4. Wigs are appropriate to wear to anything. No matter the colour or style -- as long as you real hair isn't visible.<br /><br />5. My whole family is extremely religious, and somehow, my two brothers and I turned out quite the opposite, despite going to Catholic schools all our lives.<br /><br />6. I am extremely afraid of spiders and cockroaches. If I see one, I have fits of spasms and run screaming to the other side of the house, even if it's 2 AM and I'm taking a piss.<br /><br />7. I sometimes forget to bathe. Yes, I know it's disgusting but there's always something better to do. Like sleep or read dirty fanfi-- I MEAN, DRAW POR-- oh fuck it, I'm a pervert.<br /><br />8. I'm very un-girly. My parents forced girliness upon me when I was younger, so I now am practically a man with tits and vagoo. And red toenails. Because boys can have pretty toes too.<br /><br />I TAG:<br /><a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trala.gif" alt=":icontrala:" title="trala"/></a> <a href="http://alucard012.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/l/alucard012.gif" alt=":iconalucard012:" title="alucard012"/></a><br /><a href="http://monketron.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/o/monketron.gif?6" alt=":iconmonketron:" title="monketron"/></a> <a href="http://tsukijin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/s/tsukijin.png?1" alt=":icontsukijin:" title="tsukijin"/></a><br /><a href="http://mystyrain.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/y/mystyrain.jpg" alt=":iconmystyrain:" title="mystyrain"/></a><br />and 3 more people who wish to do it<br />because I don't really know many people on here.<br />Bawwwwww.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 11:19:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Actually, mine was on the 3rd, but I was at Epcot.<br />All the people had accents and were like "OOHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANNON!" cause they made me wear a pin with a cake and my name on it.<br /><br />I got a Beatles lunchbox from the UK, Kakashi plush from Japan and some perfume and lotion from France. (Countries in Epcot, of course)<br /><br />In the UK, there were these three street actors who performed an abridged version of King Arthur and the Holy Grail, picking a couple people from the audience to be characters. The guy they picked to be King Arthur didn't speak English and just repeated with they said. In the middle of the play, he GOT UP AND LEFT. It was pretty great.<br /><br />We ate in France and the waiters BOMBARDED ME WITH A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG. There had to be at least 10 of them singing, it was fucking crazy. Then a dude came up with Ratatouille on a plate and sang to us in French. He looked just like Ryan Stiles.<br /><br />In Japan, there was a sweet little lady who told us a story and taught some Japanese words to us. There was a part where we had to act like squid and as she passed us she went "Bye-bye squid! Bye bye -- ooh, birthday squid!"<br /><br />Random people I didn't know and that weren't employees wished me a happy birthday, so that made up for alot of stressful stuff that happened.<br /><br />No longer can I feel my feet and my head.<br /><br /><a href="http://hurrplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/u/hurrplz.png?1" alt=":iconhurrplz:" title="hurrplz"/></a><br /><br /><b>TL;DR  - I went to Epcot on my birthday and alot of stuff happened.</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>I know what happened to Billy Mays, MJ &amp; Farra</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/25618047/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:39:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/Neogami/DN-ch19-18-1.png">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://lightyagamiplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/i/lightyagamiplz.png" alt=":iconlightyagamiplz:" title="lightyagamiplz"/></a><br /><br />It speaks for itself.<br /><a href="http://whutplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/h/whutplz.gif" alt=":iconwhutplz:" title="whutplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>I don't know why I'm still up this late</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/25596855/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:08:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trala.gif" alt=":icontrala:" title="trala"/></a><br /><br />"YOU WATCH ME. I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. Let me know with whom I'm friends with!"<br /><br />1. Your Name:<br />2. Age:<br />3. Single or Taken:<br />4. Favourite Film:<br />5. Favourite Song or Album:<br />6. Favourite Band/Artist:<br />7. Dirty or Clean:<br />8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:<br />9. Do we know each other outside of dA?<br />10. What's your philosophy on life?<br />11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?<br />12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?<br />13. What is your favourite memory of us?<br />14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?<br />15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:<br />16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?<br />17. Can we get together and make a cake?<br />18. Which country is your spiritual home?<br />19. What is your big weakness?<br />20. Do you think I'm a good person?<br />21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?<br />22. Describe your accent:<br />23. If you could change anything about me, would you?<br />24. What do you wear to sleep?<br />25. Trousers or skirts?<br />26. Cigarettes or alcohol?<br />27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?<br />28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>I had a baby with goldfrapp.</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/25527501/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:43:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/Neogami/meandgolfrappsbby.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br />D'aww he has my nose.<br /><a href="http://ffffplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/f/ffffplz.gif" alt=":iconffffplz:" title="ffffplz"/></a><br />He looks stoned.<br /><br /><br /><br />LET ME SEE YOUR BABY<br /><sub>I sound like a pedophile whut</sub><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>I really like the Lion King</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/25421324/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:11:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's a pretty awesome movie.<br /><a href="http://sayplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/sayplz.gif?2" alt=":iconsayplz:" title="sayplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Just a big shoutout to all you fuckers....</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/25401714/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:51:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First of all, I would like to thank the disgusting DeviantART for deleting MY art, instead of the stuff that has <i>actually</i> been stolen. The blatantly obviously stolen stuff; The stuff where people drew over real art in MSPaint and posted it here, calling it their own. Yeah -- WHY is there still so much of that?<br />Thanks for deleting the piece of art I have that has over seven views.<br />You're doing a great job, internet art theft police -- have a nice weekend, hope your houses burn down.<br /><br />Secondly --<br />What ASSHOLE decided to report my stuff as stolen? Please, leave me a comment, oh mighty internet superhero. Where did you get your internet justice license from? I'd like to know. I'll join you in the fight against humor.<br />Oh, please grace my profile or journal with your lovely comment and explain how you could find my art as theft and not all the other really obvious copypasta jobs. Have a lovely day, I wish many generations of worms make a nice little home in your intestines.<br /><br />I have NEVER ONCE claimed that the pictures I used for that photo manipulation were mine. NEVER. All I said was that I put them together.<br />-----------------------------<br /><br /><b>HEY! EVERYONE I DON'T HATE! SKIP ALL THAT PLEASE.</b><br /><br />I'm in a shit mood, there's no reason for you to be reading that.<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />DA deleted my Twilight picture.<br />You know, the funny one with George Bush's face on the Twilight cast.<br />OHHH, and the Spock Lee one.<br />They're so nice.<br /><a href="http://imsarcasticplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imsarcasticplz.png" alt=":iconimsarcasticplz:" title="imsarcasticplz"/></a><br />Sorry to clog your eyes with all this hate.<br />I hope it doesn't have to happen again....I just needed to vent.<br />Again....sorry. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Act your age, you prick</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:39:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?<br /><br />[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.<br />[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.<br />[ ] You own a credit card.<br />[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.<br />[x] You've done your own laundry.<br />[ ] You can vote in an election. (yes but I don't feel like it)<br />[x] You can cook for yourself.<br />[ ] You think politics are interesting.<br />TOTAL SO FAR: 3<br /><br />[x] You show up for school late a lot.<br />[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.<br />[x] You've never gotten a detention.<br />[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.<br />[x] You like to take walks by yourself.<br />[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.<br />[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.<br />TOTAL SO FAR: 9<br /><br />[x] You know how to do the dishes.<br />[x] You can count to 10 in another language.<br />[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.<br />[ ] You can mow the lawn.<br />[ I don't, even when I HAVE to. xD] You study even when you don't have to.<br />[x] You have hand washed a car before.<br />TOTAL SO FAR: 13<br /><br />[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up. (Unnecessary comma.)<br />[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (If there were one within walking distance from my house, yes.)<br />[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (CHINEEEEESE)<br />[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.<br />[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.<br />[x] You can type pretty quick.<br />TOTAL SO FAR: 18<br /><br />[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.<br />[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.<br />[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.<br />[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.<br />[x] You have been to the beach.<br />[x] You use the internet every day.<br />[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.<br />[ ] You make your bed in the morning.<br />TOTAL SO FAR: 21<br /><br />Real age = 15.<br />Not too shabby. <a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Hey bby</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 17:02:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *Beats with baseball bat*<br />YOU'RE TAGGED HAHAHAHAHA<br />not really<br /><br />WHAT WOULD YOUR LIFE SOUNDTRACK BE?<br />1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)<br />2. Put it on shuffle.<br />3. Press play.<br />4. For every question, type the song that's playing.<br />5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.<br />6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.<br />It's more fun if you don't lie!<br /><br />Opening Credits:<br />Sweet Love - Lionel Richie and the Commodores<br />lolwhut<br /><a href="http://sayplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sayplz.gif?2" alt=":iconsayplz:" title="sayplz"/></a><br /><br />Waking Up:<br />Gonna Make You Sweat - CC&C Music Fatory<br />EVERBODY DAAANCE NOW!<br /><br />First Day At School:<br />Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions<br />HEEERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAANE<br /><br />Falling In Love:<br />Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen<br />....Lesbian?<br /><br />During a sex scene, you scream:<br />I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight - Cutting Crew<br />HEHEHEHE<br /><a href="http://secretplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/e/secretplz.gif" alt=":iconsecretplz:" title="secretplz"/></a><br /><br />Fight Song:<br />Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - The Bloodhound Gang<br />TECHNO FIGHT YES<br /><br />Breaking Up:<br />One More Time - Daft Punk<br />WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME<br />GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE<br />ONE MORE TIME<br /><br />After getting drunk you say:<br />Savages - Disney Pocahontas Soundtrack<br />Apparently, I'm like Mel Gibson when drunk<br />On with Indians and not Jews<br /><a href="http://imsarcasticplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imsarcasticplz.png" alt=":iconimsarcasticplz:" title="imsarcasticplz"/></a><br /><br />Prom:<br />Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg<br />ROLLIN DOWN THE STREET<br />SMOKIN INDO<br />SIPPIN ON JIN AND JUICE<br /><br />At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:<br />Magic Man - Heart<br />I'm a magic man.<br />Oh yes. That's right.<br /><br />Life's OK:<br />Don't You Want Me, Baby - Human League<br />Should've been the breakup song<br />DON'T<br />DON'T YOU WANT ME?<br /><br />Mental Breakdown:<br />Je Veux Te Voir - Yelle<br /><br />(translated from french)<br />"I want to see you<br />In a porno film<br />In action with your cock<br />Shape potatoes or fries"<br />wat<br /><br />Driving:<br />Little Girls - Oingo Boingo<br />Also the reason I get arrested<br />I-I-I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS<br />THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD<br /><br />Getting Back Together:<br />Whisper - Evanescene<br />Oh god that's horrible<br /><a href="http://ohshitplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/ohshitplz.png" alt=":iconohshitplz:" title="ohshitplz"/></a><br /><br />Wedding:<br />Ride - The Vines<br />YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS<br /><br />Birth of Child:<br />Hey Mickey - Toni Basil<br />OHHH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE<br />YOU'RE SO FINE<br />YOU BLOW MY MIND<br />HEY MICKEY<br />HEY MICKEY<br /><br />Paying the Dues:<br />Tits and Ass - A Chorus Line<br /><a href="http://hurrplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/u/hurrplz.png?1" alt=":iconhurrplz:" title="hurrplz"/></a><br /><br />Your deepest secret:<br />You Touch My Tra-La-La - Gunther<br />NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW<br />OOOHHH YOU TOUCH MY TRA-LA-LA<br />MMMMM MY DING-DING-DONG<br /><br />Night Before War:<br />I Can Make You A Man - Rocky Horror Picture Show<br /><br />Final Battle:<br />Dog Days Are Over - Florence and the Machine<br />RUN FAST FOR YOUR MOTHER<br />RUN FAST FOR YOUR FATHER<br /><br />Moment of Triumph:<br />Hit Em Up - Tupac<br />I FUCKED YO BITCH<br />FAT MUTHAFUCKA<br />(TAKE MONEY)<br /><br />Death Scene:<br />Electric Slide/Boogie - Marcia Griffiths<br />ONE...LAST....LINE DANCE<br /><br />Funeral Song:<br />Beating Hearts Baby - Head Automatica<br />Oh, now that's just cruel.<br /><br />End Credits:<br />Shut Up and Sleep With Me - Belle and Sebastian<br />Necrophilia.<br /><br />Special Features:<br />She Won't Let Me Fuck - Afroman<br />Sheeee won't let me fuck<br />IIIIII really need to bust a nut<br /><a href="http://icameplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/c/icameplz.gif?3" alt=":iconicameplz:" title="icameplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Sexual Lobster</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:12:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)<br />Maria Richard -- Boring.<br /><br />2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)<br />Kingsland Paul -- lolwhut<br /><br />3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)<br />Smash -- BANDICOOT<br /><br />4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)<br />Black Cat -- This is mah case now. I'M BLACK CAT, BITCH.<br /><br />5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)<br />Maria Tampa -- lolwhut<br /><br />6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)<br />The Green Green Tea -- Should be Captain Obvious<br /><br />7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)<br />Shse -- What is this I don't even<br /><br />8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)<br />Vanilla Chewy Chocolate Chip -- Long name is long.<br /><br />9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)<br />Poquito Ephrata -- GUUURL IMMA LATINNNAAAAAAAA~~ AY AY<br /><br />10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)<br />Kiss Skittle -- lolwhut<br /><br />11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)<br />Luna Axelwood -- OH GOD WHY, MY POOR KITTY<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Boot Seckz.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:31:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1)To each letter add a word related with you.<br />2)Tag 6 people<br /><br />A- Asshole.<br />B- BEARS<br />C- Crap-butts.<br />D- Doodles<br />E- Erging<br />F- <b>FFFFUUUUCCCKK</b><br />G- Gay<br />H- Hhhhaaaammm<br />I- INTELLECTUAL COMING THROUGH<br />J- Jerking off<br />K- Kyle <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />L- Lurk<br />M- MASTURBATORIUM<br />N- NOOOO<br />O- OH SHI--<br />P- Pigeon porn<br />Q- QUIXLOX DOHOHO<br />R- RAPE<br />S- Shannon<br />T- Titties, ass n titties. ass ass, titties titties, ass n titties.<br />U- UNF UNF UNF TAKE IT<br />V- Venereal Disease<br />W- Winter Wonderland<br />X- Xylophone<br />Y- Yummy noises<br />Z- Zaxby's omnomnom<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>TOFU HAM LOG</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/23579617/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:09:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today, I discovered an entertaining program called<br />*drumroll*<br />MUSICSHAKE.<br /><a href="http://sayplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sayplz.gif?2" alt=":iconsayplz:" title="sayplz"/></a><br />D'OHOHOHOHOOOOO!!<br /><br />I've been making musics all day<br />Tell me which of my abominations are the least annoying:<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://eng.musicshake.com/People/profile/?USER_NUM=51908">[link]</a><br /><br />ORRRRR<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.musicshake.com/">[link]</a><br />Get a profile, download the program and make your own abominations<br />AND SEND ME THE LINK SO I WE CAN COMPARE OUR STUFFS<br /><a href="http://durrhurrplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/u/durrhurrplz.png?1" alt=":icondurrhurrplz:" title="durrhurrplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:41:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm a moron<br />I accidentally pasted <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/trala.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontrala:" title="trala"/></a>'s answers in and submitted without realizing.<br />Here's mine <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />RULES:<br />1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.<br />3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.<br />4. BLAHBLAHBLAH TAG BLAH IGNORE IF YOU WANT IT DON'T MATTER<br />5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.<br />6. Have Fun!<br /><br />Stolen from <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/trala.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontrala:" title="trala"/></a><br /><br /><br /><br />IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?<br />A Kiss Is Not a Contract - Flight of the Conchords<br />lolwhut<br /><br />HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?<br />American Woman - Lenny Kravitz<br />@_@<br />How does it KNOW<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?<br />Love Shack - B52's<br /><a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><br />HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?<br />Big Poppa - Mindless Self Indulgence<br />whut<br /><br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?<br />Bitch School - Spinal Tap<br /><br />HELL YEAH<br /><br />WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?<br />Unh Tiss, Unh Tiss, Unh Tiss - Bloondhound Gang<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /><br /><br />WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?<br />More Than a Feeling - Boston<br />OH YOU GUISE<br /><a href="http://iloveitplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/l/iloveitplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconiloveitplz:" title="iloveitplz"/></a><br /><br />WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?<br />Can't Touch This - MC Hammer<br />....WHAT....<br /><a href="http://ffffplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/f/ffffplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconffffplz:" title="ffffplz"/></a><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?<br />I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight - Cutting Crew<br /><br />I'm so emo.<br /><br /><br />WHAT IS 2 + 2?<br />Dance Commander - Electric Six<br /><br /><a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://humpingstickplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/u/humpingstickplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhumpingstickplz:" title="humpingstickplz"/></a><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?<br />You Spin Me Right Round - Dead or Alive<br /><br /><a href="http://gwahplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongwahplz:" title="gwahplz"/></a><br />SO TRUE<br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?<br />Dope Train - The Vines<br /><br /><a href="http://secretplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/e/secretplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsecretplz:" title="secretplz"/></a><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?<br />Queen of the World - Ida Maria<br />Oh hell yeah<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?<br />White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane<br /><br />WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?<br />I'm Not Your Boyfriend, Baby - 3OH!3<br /><br /><a href="http://happylightplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/happylightplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhappylightplz:" title="happylightplz"/></a> HARHAR<br /><br />WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?<br />We Like To Party - Vengaboys<br /><br /><a href="http://imsarcasticplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imsarcasticplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimsarcasticplz:" title="imsarcasticplz"/></a><br />Funnest funeral evar.<br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?<br />Heart It Races - Architecture in Helsinki<br /><br />I'm stuck on this one.<br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?<br />My People - The Presets<br /><br />LIES<br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?<br />Cherry Pie - Warrant<br /><br />I DON'T LIKE PIE OF ANY KIND<br /><a href="http://butbutplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/u/butbutplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbutbutplz:" title="butbutplz"/></a><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?<br />Ti... ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>MMMMMMMM BBY</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:21:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just got back from Cracker Barrel<br /><br />I frickin' love breakfast for dinner.<br /><a href="http://cookiemonsterplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/cookiemonsterplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcookiemonsterplz:" title="cookiemonsterplz"/></a> OMNOMNOMNOM<br /><br />Crew(rowing) season started up again, so I'm sore all over.<br />We ran around the neighborhood by the school, around the church next to the entrance to the school, then we worked out on the ergs(If you don't know what that is, watch this: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HbqEuSLxeQ">[link]</a> .).<br />For the past two days.<br />I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!<br /><a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><br />You have to be a masochist to do this sport.<br /><br />Any of you lovely people on any teams or in any AWESOME clubs?<br /><br />Oh, and just to make you laugh:<br /><a href="http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t290/Trireme/Links/sarah-palin-parah-salin.jpg">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://sayplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sayplz.gif?2" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsayplz:" title="sayplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>First 9 to reply gets their arts featured lulz</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/22422648/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:40:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was featured in <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/trala.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontrala:" title="trala"/></a>'s journal.<br /><br />The first 10 people to reply to this journal will have three of my favorite pieces from their gallery featured here. But, in return, you MUST make a similar journal, and feature the first 9 people that comment to it and with me being in first position!<br /><br />1. <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/trala.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontrala:" title="trala"/></a> - Words cannot express the awesome that is Trala. I COULDN'T EVEN DECIDE, SO I PUT 5 FEATURES <a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/art/WHO-LOVES-THE-WARDEN-105843380">[link]</a>  -  <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/art/HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-99857883">[link]</a>  -  <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/art/Rocky-Hellsing-Wut-99465142">[link]</a>  -  <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/art/HUGS-FOR-COLOURCARD-59610146">[link]</a>  -  <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/art/There-is-No-Problem-56154363">[link]</a><br /><br />2. <a href="http://emzillarawr.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/m/emzillarawr.jpg?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconemzillarawr:" title="emzillarawr"/></a> - Has a pretty cool gallery. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><a href="http://emzillarawr.deviantart.com/art/Love-Addict-108360336">[link]</a>  -  <a href="http://emzillarawr.deviantart.com/art/ID-by-EmzillaRAWR-107775325">[link]</a>  -  <a href="http://emzillarawr.deviantart.com/art/I-m-Not-Your-boyfriend-Baby-2-108478973">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />3. <a href="http://mystyrain.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/y/mystyrain.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmystyrain:" title="mystyrain"/></a> - Awesome Hellsing art, and even better OC's. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><a href="http://mystyrain.deviantart.com/art/integra-and-her-bloody-prince-54950572">[link]</a>  -  <a href="http://mystyrain.deviantart.com/art/Iggy-an-OC-105435337">[link]</a>    -  <a href="http://mystyrain.deviantart.com/art/Hans-baby-71625995">[link]</a><br />4.<br />5.<br />6.<br />7.<br />8.<br />9.<br />10.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Pile of shit. That's what I feel like right now...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:31:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am completely embarrassed.<br />It's no one's fault, but I just feel so shitty.<br /><br />One of my most cherished friends, the person I admire most and have only known a year and a half  told me some pretty shocking news a couple hours ago.<br />I haven't hung out with her since Halloween '08 and I miss her terribly because she's my best friend, right?<br />Well, she just told me she had SPD, or Schizoid Personality Disorder. If you read this <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder,">[link]</a> it'll tell you that people with SPD don't like being around people.<br />She doesn't like being around anyone. At all. Not even her closest friends.<br /><br />I know it's not personal, and it's neither of our faults, but it's not the best feeling in the world knowing that someone you admire so much hates being around you. It's actually pretty degrading and...I'd describe it as the worst emotion I've felt since my step-brother commited suicide.<br /><br />I'm not gonna act like the whole world reads my DA journal, but I just....needed to talk to someone. I'm not even sure this will help me feel better, but I thought I'd try it.<br /><br />I'm sorry for wasting<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>MURRAH CHRISTMAAAS!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:40:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://santaclausplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/santaclausplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsantaclausplz:" title="santaclausplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Top Ten Trivia Tips about Neogami</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:43:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from <a href="http://trala.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/trala.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontrala:" title="trala"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl">[link]</a><br /><br />Ten Top Trivia Tips about Neogami!<br /><br />   1. Ostriches stick their heads in Neogami not to hide but to look for water.<br />   2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Neogami floating in their swimming pools!<br />   3. When Neogami is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.<br />   4. Neogami does not have toes.<br />   5. The first domain name ever registered was Neogami.com.<br />   6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Neogami.<br />   7. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Neogami.<br />   8. Neogami can smell some things up to six miles away.<br />   9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Neogami!<br />  10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Neogami!<br /><br /><br />Watching me is quite fattening, apparently.<br /><br /><br /><br />GO AND LISTEN NOW:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM">[link]</a><br />"Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to<br />Earth?"<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>I'm doing quite alot of these lately...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:54:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from <a href="http://mystyrain.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/y/mystyrain.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmystyrain:" title="mystyrain"/></a><br /><br />Leave a comment and I will:<br />A) tell you why I befriended you.<br />B) associate you with something-fandom, a song, a color, etc<br />C) tell you something I like about you.<br />D) tell you a memory I have of you [if we have memories]<br />E) ask something I've always wanted to know about you.<br />F) tell you my favorite picture of yours.<br />G) in return, you must post this in your journal.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Harharhar....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:40:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from <a href="http://mercutio-rane.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/mercutio-rane.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmercutio-rane:" title="mercutio-rane"/></a><br />Huhuhuhu<br /><br />Level 1<br />() Smoked A Cigarette<br />() Smoked A Cigar<br />() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex<br />SO FAR:0<br /><br />Level 2<br />() Are/Been In Love<br />() Dumped someone<br />() Been Fired <br />(x) Been In A Fist Fight<br />SO FAR:1<br /><br />Level 3<br />(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person<br />() Skipped Class<br />() Slept With A Co-worker<br />(x) Seen Someone/Something Die that was gruesome<br />SO FAR: 3<br /><br />Level 4<br />() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART Friends<br />() Been To Paris<br />() Been To Spain<br />(x) Been On A Plane<br />() Thrown Up From Drinking<br />SO FAR: 4<br /><br />Level 5<br />(x) Eaten Sushi<br />(x) Been Snowboarding<br />(x) Met Someone Through Internet<br />(x) Been in a Mosh Pit<br />SO FAR: 8<br /><br />Level 6<br />() Been In An Abusive Relationship<br />(x) Taken Pain Killers<br />(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have<br />(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By<br />(x) Made A Snow Angel<br />SO FAR: 12<br /><br />Level 7<br />(x) Had A Tea Party<br />(x) Flown A Kite very high<br />(x) Built A Sand Castle<br />(x) Gone mudding<br />(x) Played Dress Up<br />SO FAR: 17<br /><br />Level 8<br />(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves<br />(x) Gone Sliding<br />(x) Cheated While Playing A Game<br />(x) Been Lonely<br />(x) Fallen Asleep At Work/School<br />SO far: 22<br /><br />Level 10<br />(x) Watched The Sun Set<br />(x) Felt An Earthquake <br />() Killed A Snake<br />SO FAR: 24<br /><br />Level 11<br />(x) Been Tickled<br />() Been Robbed / Vandalized<br />() Been cheated on<br />(x) Been Misunderstood<br />SO FAR: 26<br /><br />Level 12<br />(x) Won A Contest<br />(x) Been Suspended From School<br />(x) Had Detention<br />(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident<br />SO FAR: 30<br /><br />Level 13<br />() Had / Have Braces<br />(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night<br />(x) Danced in the moonlight<br />SO FAR: 32<br /><br />Level 14<br />(x) Hated The Way You Look<br />(x) Witnessed A Crime<br />(x) Pole Danced <br />(x) Questioned Your Heart<br />(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes<br />SO FAR: 37<br /><br />Level 15<br />(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud<br />() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World<br />(x) Swam In The Ocean<br />() Felt Like You Were Dying <br />SO FAR: 39<br /><br />Level 16<br />(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep<br />(x) Played Cops And Robbers<br />(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers<br />(x) Sang Karaoke<br />() Paid For A Meal With Only Coins<br />SO FAR: 43<br /><br />Level 17<br />(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't<br />(x) Made Prank Phone Calls<br />(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose<br />( ) Kissed In The Rain (But yes if the shower counts  )<br />SO FAR: 46<br /><br />Level 18<br />(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus<br />(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About<br />(x) Blown Bubbles<br />(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere<br />SO FAR: 50<br /><br />Level 19<br />( ) Crashed A Party<br />( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People<br />(x) Had A Wish Come True<br />( ) Been Humped By A Monkey<br />SO FAR: 51<br /><br />Level 20<br />(x) Worn Pearls<br />(x) Jumped Off A Bridge<br />(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"<br />() Swam With Dolphins<br />SO FAR: 53<br /><br />Level 21<br />(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes<br />( ) Kicked A Fish<br />(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes<br />(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars<br />SO FAR: 56<br /><br />Level 22<br />(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs<br />(x) Done/Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel<br />(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours<br />(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about<br />SO FAR: 60<br /><br />Level 23<br />(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree<br />(x) Climbed A Tree<br />(x) Had/Been In A Tree House<br />(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone<br />SO FAR: 64<br /><br />Level 24<br />(x) Believed In Ghosts<br />() Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes<br />(x) Gone Streaking<br />() Visited Jail<br />SO FAR: 66<br /><br />Level 25<br />() Played Chinese Chicken<br />(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on<br />() Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger<br />(x) Broken A Bone<br />(x) Been Easily Amused<br />SO FAR: 69<br /><br />Level 26<br />(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later <br />(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one <br />(x) Caught A Butterfly<br />(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried<br />(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed<br />SO FAR: 74<br /><br />Level 27<br />(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone<br />(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You<br />(x) Cheated On A Test<br />(x) Forgotten Som... ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>shitpissballs</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:56:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Aghhh, I'm fucked.<br />I have a sinus infection.<br />I'm supposed to row(YES, I'M IN THE SPORT OF ROWING, HOHOHO) this Saturday in Georgia.<br /><br />POOP! I RLY WANNA GOOOOO.<br /><a href="http://gwahplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongwahplz:" title="gwahplz"/></a> PRAY FOR MEH<br /><br />On a brighter note, I have a dollar bill in my panties for my teacher.<br /><a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br />I borrowed a dollar for icecream from him, so the only place it won't fall out of is near my downstairs mixup.<br />HEEHEE<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>No.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:40:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Short journal is short.<br /><br /><a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 17:06:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (Stolen from <a href="http://vmwpoc.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/v/m/vmwpoc.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconvmwpoc:" title="vmwpoc"/></a>)<br /><br />I hate Hollywood. So hard. Not even DEATH NOTE is sacred?!?!<br /><br />TL;DR at the end for you lazies.<br /><br /><i>"American Death Note Movie In Development<br />Universal Pictures has revealed that Vertigo Entertainment is developing an American live action film adaptation of Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi ObataÂs supernatural suspense manga story Death Note. The Death Note franchise has already spawned three live action films in Japan. Brothers Vlas and Charles Parlapanides have been hired to construct a screenplay for an American Death Note feature.<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The production notes for the recent horror films Shutter and The Strangers both reveal that America's Vertigo Entertainment is developing a remake of the Death Note franchise and has hired Vlas and Charles Parlapanides to write the screenplay. In Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata's hit Death Note manga, a teenager finds a notebook with which he can put people to death by writing their names. He begins a self-anointed crusade against the criminals of the world, and a cat-and-mouse game begins with the authorities and one idiosyncratic genius detective.<br /><br />Vertigo Entertainment (no relation to DC Comics' Vertigo imprint or the United Kingdom's Vertigo Films) has developed or is developing remakes of Ju-on (The Grudge), Dark Water, Infernal Affairs (The Departed), Gin gwai (The Eye), Shutter, My Sassy Girl, Jungdok (Possession), and Janghwa, Hongryeon (The Uninvited). The Parlapanides brothers are writers and executive producers of Undercover, an update of the 21 Jump Street television series which is under development for The CW network.<br /><br />The Death Note manga has already been adapted into two Japanese live-action films with one spinoff film, an animated television series, assorted television specials, and novels. Viz Media is releasing the manga, the anime series, and a novel, while Viz Pictures released the first Japanese live-action film in theaters in May.<br /><br />The person they wish to play Light Yagami is none other than Disney's own: Zac Effron.<br /><br />rumoured director-- Bryan Bertino- is known for his film "The Strangers" Which only gained a 41% on Rotten Tomatoes, is said to be directing it. He is surely planning on making this a horror film, which any REAL Death Note fan knows that it is not. "</i><br /><br /><br /><u>TL;DR = Vertigo Entertainment wants to make an AMERICAN live action Death Note movie with Disney's <i>Zac Efron as Light Yagami.</i> Supposed to come out in 2010.</u><br /><br />Zac Efron = Wut.<br />I hope they don't break out in song while killing people.<br />It's not like Sweeney Todd--singing and writing is not as fun as singing and SLICING AND BLOOD FLYING EVERYWHARR.<br />He does kinda have the look of Light Yagami, if he were to be American.<br /><a href="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/Kirazac/lightyagami-2.jpg">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/Kirazac/lightyagamiiszacefron54.jpg">[link]</a><br /><i>Kinda.</i><br /><br />If they do make one, The only reasons I'd ever go see it are:<br />A. I'm a fan and I feel obligated to see it, no matter how horribly mutilated hollywood made it.<br />B. To see if my country raped and shredded Death Note, or actually did it justice, like the Japanese movies did.<br /><br />Judging by how Hollywood has been making movies, I'd say it may be another reason why America ruins everything and why I should move to Canadia.<br />But we'll not jump to conclusions.<br /><br />Taken from the site: <a href="http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-241464/American-Death-Note-Movie-Confirmed.html">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I HAS QUESTION FOR YOU PPLZ</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:35:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Actually, it's a question from me and my friend Cassie, who is without a DeviantART.<br /><br />Could all you other Hellsing fans--if any of you know--tell us HOW Alucard came back?<br />I understood the jist of how he died...but...how did he come back?<br /><br />PUZZLED, WE ARE.<br />HALP?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DO THE HELEN KELLER!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:51:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just got back from some major partying with a few friends last night.<br />Chinese food...cookies and pretzels.<br />Yeah, you know.<br />The mall.<br />I spent almost $100 yesterday.<br />IT WAS AWESOME.<br />Then my friend Mireya's mum picked us up from Nicole's house and we blasted 3OH!3 in the car on the way home.<br /><br />I listened to them all night and this is my first time being off the couch all day.<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br />I don't normally get into this kind of musics, but they're kinda catchy.<br />If you don't know 3OH!3, give 'em a listen:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v1tXULt-0A">[link]</a><br /><br />Also, I've had this song stuck in my head all day:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9axCf-JHI">[link]</a><br />VINESFTW<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh, shiiiit....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:45:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just read the new Hellsing chapter in Engrish.<br />(No links, sorry.)<br /><br />Ohhhh, shiiiit.<br />Hellsing's gonna end.<br />Soon.<br /><br />*sob*<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/depressed.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":depressed:" title="Depressed" /><br /><br />Oh, well.<br />It's probably better this way.<br />It's not being dragged out horribly with lots of fillers, like Naruto was.<br /><br />*sigh*<br /><br />The Breakfast Club will make me feel better.<br />Allison FTW.<br /><a href="http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/spikyhairedbitch/allison-videocapturepointing.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>....The HELL?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:24:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I has a cold.<br /><br />In September.<br /><br />In Florida.<br /><br /><br /><i>How??</i><br />This is the hottest time of year here!<br />Dammit.<br />I bet it's mom having the fans and a/c blowing constantly.<br />Though, I don't blame her.<br />Step outside and it's like a damp oven.<br /><br />On a brighter note, I got a day off out of it.<br />I think this is the 2nd Thursday I've been home sick.<br /><br />Suh-weeet.<br /><br />Well, I'm gonna go scavenge the pantry for foods.<br /><br />Later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OC Interview *Boredom*</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:37:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from <a href="http://mystyrain.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/y/mystyrain.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmystyrain:" title="mystyrain"/></a> Muahaha<br /><br />Write down five of your OCs.<br /><br />~ Craig<br />~ RJ<br />~ Breda<br />~ Xuxa<br />~ Gillian<br /><br /><br />Quick summary:<br />~ Craig: Pink and red striped hair; about 2 inches past shoulders. About 6'0" with reddish-brown eyes. RJ's roommate. Secretly has a crush on Xuxa. A bit shy, not easily angered. Very passive, but when he does get mad, it's best not to be around. Works as a DJ. Somewhat lazy and uninspired. Smokes weed and downloads music in his free time. Dresses like an abercrombie&fitch model when he goes out.<br /><br />~ RJ: Shaggy dark brown hair and green eyes; around 5'9". Roommates with Craig and secretly has a crush on him. Struggling musician. Whines alot, but has a good heart and looks after the people close to him. Works at the B&N with Breda. Dresses like an indie stoner, but rarely does drugs; drinks heavily.<br /><br />~ Breda: Waist length frizzy brown hair; 5'6" with greenish-silver eyes. Lives 3 apartments down from RJ&Craig and comes over to smoke with Craig and mooch off their food. Mellow and passive most of the time. Jokes alot to cover up her insecurities. No known romantic feelings for anyone. Spends most of her time, when she's not at B&N, watching, buying and reading anime and manga. Dresses like a goth/anime nerd mix.<br /><br />~ Xuxa: Curly shoulder length black hair; tan skin and brown eyes. Height is 5'3". Huuuuge tits. Best friends with Breda. Cheerful and bouncy, but easily pissed off. Lives with her boyfriend 3 blocks away from RJ, Craig and Breda's building. Boyfriend's a crack dealer. Spends as much time as she can with her friends(especially Breda) and is intensely loyal to friends, family and her boyfriend. Works at the front desk of a tattoo parlor. Dresses ghetto/latina.<br /><br />~ Gillian: Fluffy chin-length platinum blonde hair and dark-blue eyes. Pale skin, but only because he sleeps during the day and works at night at a bar. 6'5"; very muscular. Openly in love with Breda, but hasn't yet made a move. Cocky playboy attitude, and goes out with girls frequently. Kinda like a single, male version of Xuxa. When he's not screwing around or working, he hangs out with Xuxa, Breda, Craig and RJ. Dresses neutral, with the exception of a pair of slightly ripped jeans.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Questions:<br /><br />1) How would you describe yourself?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />~ Craig: Uhhh....I guess I'd say I'm a pretty cool guy. *sideways smile*<br /><br />~ RJ: I'm awesome. End of story.<br /><br />~ Breda: *Long pause* I'm...a...girl? *confused*<br /><br />~ Xuxa: I'm pretty dang cool. I'm nice but if you get me mad, you better run! I'm really fun and hyper. My friends are my LIFE and if you mess with them, you mess with ME and I'll fuck you up! If you wanna be friends and have fun, hitmeup. *big smile*<br /><br />~ Gillian: Smart, sophisticated, sexy. *smirk*<br /><br /><br /><br />2) How would you describe your creator?<br /><br /><br />~ Craig: She's cool. I mean, she'd have to be to be make, right?<br /><br />~ RJ: I agree with Craig.<br /><br />~ Breda: I met her once. She's actually pretty cool. I need to get that DVD back from her, though...<br /><br />~ Xuxa: @_@ You mean God? Well, I've never met him, but I know he's AWESOME. I pray to him alot.<br /><br />~ Gillian: Well....I guess I'd have to agree with Craig on that one.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />3) Would you steal your creator's date?<br /><br />~ Craig, RJ, Breda and Gillian: She has a DATE?! *shock* @_@<br />~ Xuxa: GOD DOESN'T DATE! *fury*<br /><br /><br /><br />4) Are you gay?<br /><br />~ Craig: Well, I'm a pretty open-minded person. Never dabbled in the forbidden fruits, but I'll try anything at least once. *smile*<br /><br />~ RJ: *blush* I'd prefer not to answer this one, thanks.<br /><br />~ Breda: Well I'm not homosexual, or heterosexual or bisexual. I'm not anything sexual cause I've never had sexual. I don't believe anyone has a sexual orientation until they've slapped skin. *laughs*<br /><br />~ Gillian: Oh, believe me. I'm very, VERY strait. *smirk*<br /><br />5) Are you modeled after anyone in real-life?<br /><br />~ Craig: No, I was, but then I was altered completely different from them. >__>;;<br /><br />~ RJ: Nope.<br /><br />~ Breda: Mhm.<br /><br />~ Xuxa: This IS real-life!!<br /><br />~ Gillian: Heh...I doubt she knows anyone like me.<br /><br /><br />6) If a tree falls down and there's no one around to hear it, would it still make a sound?<br /><br />~ Craig: @_@ Woahh...<br /><br />~ RJ: Of course.<br /><br />~ Breda: -_-<br /><br />~ Xuxa: Uh, duhhhhhh.<br /><br />~ Gillian: What are you, retarded? Of course it does.<br /><br />7) Would you act in a soap opera?<br /><br />~ Craig: Only if it was a porno soap-opera.<br /><br />... ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Lol journal</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:54:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a> HAY GUYES<br /><br /><a href="http://buttplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/u/buttplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbuttplz:" title="buttplz"/></a> Hello<br /><br /><a href="http://gwahplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongwahplz:" title="gwahplz"/></a> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT<br /><br /><a href="http://spartaplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spartaplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspartaplz:" title="spartaplz"/></a> THIS IS<br /><br /><a href="http://nospartaplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/o/nospartaplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnospartaplz:" title="nospartaplz"/></a> A HAIRY ASS<br /><br /><a href="http://gwahplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongwahplz:" title="gwahplz"/></a> YOU LIE<br /><br /><a href="http://spartaplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spartaplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspartaplz:" title="spartaplz"/></a> DO NOT<br /><br /><a href="http://gwahplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/w/gwahplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongwahplz:" title="gwahplz"/></a> DO TOO<br /><br /><a href="http://nospartaplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/o/nospartaplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnospartaplz:" title="nospartaplz"/></a> NOT<br /><br /><a href="http://buttplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/u/buttplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbuttplz:" title="buttplz"/></a> What<br /><br /><a href="http://cosbyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/cosbyplz.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcosbyplz:" title="cosbyplz"/></a> WITH THE DOOWHOP DIDDLY BOP SHLAPPAH CLAPPAH MAFFAH A SHING SONG SHAMMA LAMMA<br /><br /><a href="http://georgebushplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/e/georgebushplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongeorgebushplz:" title="georgebushplz"/></a> I'm going to put food on your family.<br /><br /><a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a> That makes me happy<br /><br /><a href="http://pervyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/pervyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpervyplz:" title="pervyplz"/></a> YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY?<br /><br /><a href="http://georgebushplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/e/georgebushplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongeorgebushplz:" title="georgebushplz"/></a> Food on your family?<br /><br /><a href="http://pervyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/pervyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpervyplz:" title="pervyplz"/></a> No.<br /><br /><a href="http://cosbyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/cosbyplz.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcosbyplz:" title="cosbyplz"/></a> JELLO PUDDING?<br /><br /><a href="http://pervyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/pervyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpervyplz:" title="pervyplz"/></a> No.<br /><br /><a href="http://nospartaplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/o/nospartaplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnospartaplz:" title="nospartaplz"/></a> A HAIRY ASS<br /><br /><a href="http://pervyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/pervyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpervyplz:" title="pervyplz"/></a> No.<br /><br /><a href="http://buttplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/u/buttplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbuttplz:" title="buttplz"/></a> What<br /><br /><a href="http://pervyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/pervyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpervyplz:" title="pervyplz"/></a> *fapfapfapfapfapfap*<br /><br /><a href="http://iseewhatyoudidthere.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/s/iseewhatyoudidthere.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconiseewhatyoudidthere:" title="iseewhatyoudidthere"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://seewhatididthere.deviantart.com/"><... ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>WHAT?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:34:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ School is starting for me this Thursday.<br />(Orientation Wednesday.)<br /><a href="http://notimpressedplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/o/notimpressedplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnotimpressedplz:" title="notimpressedplz"/></a><br /><br />Where did summer go?<br />It took all my freedom with it.<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/crying.gif" width="20" height="17" alt=":crying:" title="Crying" /><br /><br />I think I'll organize a strike against this madness! <a href="http://madnessplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/madnessplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmadnessplz:" title="madnessplz"/></a><br /><i>SCHOOL</i> in <i>AUGUST?!</i><br />Are they <i>CUH-RAY-ZEH?!</i><br />Agh. Stupid catholic school and their catholicism and their preists and their....schools.<br />Though that last one may belong to the government...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Stove Top Stuffing Mix</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:49:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Is the only thing I can eat in my house.<br />Dx;;<br /><br />Well, not really, but my Mom hasn't been shopping in a while and there's not alot of options to choose from.<br />It was this or the leftover Japanese food from Joto last night.<br />Now that I think about it....that might've been the better choice. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/doh.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":doh:" title="Doh!" /><br />Probably healthier, too. Oh, well. Crunchy stuffing mix is tastier than it sounds. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Anyways....the new Twilight book came out yesterday. It's horrible. I can't go to Barnes&Noble and read quietly, <i>noooo</i>. There has to be a bunch of black-clad 7th graders reading both Breaking Dawn and mocking the astrology books aloud a few feet from the comfy chairs where I'm trying to read in peace. Don't get me wrong, I love the color black. Most of my clothes are black, really. But I tend to get a little cranky whenever pre-pubescent kids start practically yelling "Taurus is best compatible with...Cancer?! LOL!!" in the only store I actually like.<br /><br />Okay, I'm done being a whiny bitch.<br />Here's a hilarious video that you've proabably already seen:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rds_ljcVn-o">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>HEEELLLPP MEEEE!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:42:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel like I'm being a whiny little bitch when I complain about my software on the interwebs.<br />But, oh well. I'm not forcing you to read this. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" />;<br /><br />I just got a new tablet right? Beautiful. Wacom Bamboo, black. Came with a wireless mouse, bunch of new photoshop brushes; it's great.<br />It has this 'software bundle' where I'm supposed to get...*reads off of CD case* Adobe photoshop elements 5.0, nik Color Efex Pro 2.0 GE, and Corel Painter Essentials 3.<br /><br /><br />THE DAMN CD FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL PROGRAMS ISN'T WORKING.<br />It just won't install!<br />And, of course, there's no manual. The website's as useful as asking my mom, who can't hardly figure out her EMAIL.<br />There's a CD that's supposed to tell you ALLL about it.<br />Doesn't do shit.<br /><br />If anyone has any idea as what I could do, PLEAASE tell me.<br />D:;;<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>Feliz Temprano Cumpleanos, Neo!</title>
                <link>http://Neogami.deviantart.com/journal/19146374/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:20:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm turning fifteen this Thursday, the third of July.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Yaaaaay.<br /><br />I'm allowed to double-date now.<br /><br />Not that it'll ever happen, but I have a new freedom, so....yay.<br /><br />On a brighter note, I saw Sweeney Todd last night on pay-per view. Johnny Depp is such a great actor. So is Helena Bonham Carter. They all did a great job. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />I'm hoping I'll get money from my family so I can buy it.<br />x3 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /><sub>DA is punishing me for getting mad about them deleting my beloved Girlycard Manga Color.<br />I'm not allowed to feel anything but adoration.<br />The bastards.<br /><br /></sub> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>BILLY JEEEAN IS NOT MY LOOOOVER</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:17:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from: <a href="http://alucard012.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/l/alucard012.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconalucard012:" title="alucard012"/></a><br /><br /><br />RULES:<br />1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.<br />3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.<br />4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.<br />5. Put this on your journal.<br /><br /><br />1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?<br />Jerk It Out - Caesar's Palace<br /><br />2.How would you describe yourself?<br />Soldiers of the Wasteland - Dragonforce<br /><br />3.What do you like in a guy/girl?<br />Jesus Walks - Kanye West<br /><br />4.How do you feel today?<br />I Want to Ride My Bicycle - Queen<br />ROFL<br /><br /><br />5.What is your life's purpose?<br />Rock the House - Gorillaz<br /><br />6.What is your motto?<br />Know Your Enemy - Rage Against the Machine<br /><br />7.What do your friends think of you?<br />Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley<br /><br />8.What do you think of your parents?<br />Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto - Styx<br />Wtf Lol<br /><br />9.What do you think about very often?<br />The Pick of Destiny - Tenacious D<br /><br />10.What is 2 + 2?<br />Yeah - Usher<br /><br />11.What do you think of your best friend?<br />Miss Murder - AFI<br />Hahaha<br /><br />12.What do you think of the person you like?<br />Crazy - Gnarls Barkley<br /><br />13.What is your life story?<br />Du Hast - Rammstein<br />Rofl True that.<br /><br />14.What do you want to be when you grow up?<br />Magic Stick - 50 Cent<br /><br />15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?<br />Gay Bar - Electric Six<br />Lolwhut<br /><br />16. What will you dance to at your wedding?<br />Home - Three Days Grace<br /><br />17.What will they play at your funeral?<br />Te Quiero Puta - Rammstein<br />Oh GOD. *Knows what that means* xDD<br /><br />18.What is your hobby/interest?<br />Little Razorblade - Pink Spiders<br /><br />19.What is your biggest fear?<br />Poison - Alice Cooper<br /><br />20.What is your biggest secret?<br />White and Nerdy - Wierd Al Yankovich<br />Not a secret. Plz.<br /><br />21.What do you think of your friends?<br />One Hot Mama - Trace Atkins<br />D: Why.<br /><br />22.What will you post this as?<br />Billy Jean - Michael Jackson<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>No.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:45:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't like having to look at that many fucks when I look at my profile.<br /><br />Instead, I will post a link to a picture of Phillip Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, <b>which I do not own</b>:<br /><br /><a href="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/Neogami/PHILLIPBANKS.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br />xDDDD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>What the fuck, dA?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:34:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A356mkWRHOG[30WERFH#!($^Y#TNH_@$35p9ytg0qop.<br /><br />If your parents don't like cussing, then kiddies, don't read this.<br />Fuck just happens to be my favorite word.<br /><br />I don't usually do journals or blogs or write out my feelings or how my day was, because I find it to be a complete waste of time.<br /><br />BUT I have a right to free speech.<br />And I am going to exercise that right.<br />BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN.<br />AN ANGRY--NO--FUCKING FURIOUS AMERICAN.<br /><br />dA deleted my Girlycard Manga Color.<br />(That's right. You don't get capitalized at the beginning of my sentences anymore. HA. Feel the burn. Not pleasant, is it?)<br /><br />"Copyright Violation" my ass.<br />I CREDITED THE FUCKING OWNER OF THE ORIGINAL WORK, DAMMIT.<br />They might as well just fucking delete every manga color on this website. Ever.<br /><br />Fucking. Fuck.<br />Fuckitty fuckers fucking fucks with fucksauce on their fucks to fuck their fucking fuckers and fuxorz holding fucks in their fuckholes.<br />Have a good weekend, hope your house burns down!<br /><br />No offense intended. At all.<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>I love my cousin. I really do.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 15:46:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://edgeyoukated.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/d/edgeyoukated.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconedgeyoukated:" title="edgeyoukated"/></a> came over to my house<br />And was generous enough<br />to <i>lend me her tablet</i>. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />Dear God, thank you so, so much.<br />Haylee, too. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />I'm gonna be updating alot, now that I have a tablet at my disposal.<br />Temporarily, of course.<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>*Falls over dead*</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:11:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ D:<br />
I am subscribed to too many people.<br />
I forgot to come on for TWO DAYS and when I come back I have over 200 subscriptions to look at.<br />
That was last week.<br />
I just now finished going through and favoriting them.<br />
<br />
*Dies*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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                <title>My first journal entry. :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 18:58:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YAY I MADE A JOURNAL ENTRY. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
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What to write about, I wonder? Hnn... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
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....<br />
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My life is boring. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cry.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":cry:" title="Crying" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Neogami</author>
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