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                <title>Gamer Meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:44:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Got tagged(?) by :icondoctordaquiri:<br /><br />Ha ha ha! You have been tagged to do the Gamer Quiz! Now you must answer the questions as truthfully as is possible for you. Good luck and enjoy.<br />Rules:<br />1. Answer all questions.<br />2. Have fun.<br /><br />The Gamer Quiz<br /><br />1. My favorite genre of game:<br />Fighters/Shooters/RPGs<br /><br />2. My favorite game/games:<br />Going with the smallest list I can write, Marvel vs Capcom 2, Half Life 2, Skies of Arcadia, SSMB, Resident Evil 4, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask<br /><br />3. My hated game/games:<br />Xenosaga (SRSLY, GUIZ... PACING SUX... SRSLY), Shadow the Hedgehog (why, SonicTeam, why!?!), Quest 64<br /><br />4. My favorite enemies (minion enemies):<br />Definantly the Grunts from the Halos.  Adorable AND fun to kill!  Oh, and Las Plagas from RE4.  One hit decapitations or eatings of head.  Lame but awesome at the same time.<br /><br />5. My most hated least liked enemies (minion enemies):<br />OMG GUIZ, I HAET DEM REDEADS!  Seriously, they scared me more then the shit in Silent Hill 4.  At least they never humped my my torso...<br /><br />6. My favorite enemies (bosses):<br />Ramirez from Skies of Arcadia... like Sephiroth, only more badass and probably more powerful.  Did Sephiroth control a constantly changing sphere of pure destructive force and power?  I think not!).  Also, the Skull Kid from Majora's Mask.  C'mon, man, he was an adorable imp... that nearly destroyed the world with the moon.<br /><br />7. My most hated enemies (bosses):<br />That flying worm thingy from Final Fantasy X.  I couldn't finish X just because of that bitch...  And also Giacomo and his two lame-ass sidekicks from Baiten Kaitos.  Defeating those three was bullshit.<br /><br />8. Most loved good-character:<br />Link and Gordon Freeman.  The didn't have to talk to be badasses.  Also Nate Drake from Uncharted.  Like a funnier Indiana Jones.<br /><br />9. Most hated good-character:<br />Tidus.  Whiney-ass pussy...<br /><br />10. Most memorable game:<br />Marvel vs Capcom and MvC2.  Those things sucked all my coins up and, like a crack whore, I still kept on coming back.<br /><br />11. Least memorable game:<br />Quest 64.  "Nuff said.<br /><br />12. Favorite segment of game (a gun battle, for instance):<br />The three epic battles you have to fight against Ramirez.  Once against normal Ramirez, then a ship battle against big silver orb controlled by him, then, finally, a fusion of the orb and Ramirez that could make a character use one of their special attacks against your own team, as well as unbelievable attack points.<br /><br />13. Least favorite segment of a game:<br />Blitzball.  Again, 'nuff said.<br /><br />14. Most loved storyline:<br />Skies of Arcadia again.  Pirates are always badass.  But steampunk air pirates on a different planet?  Awesome.<br /><br />15. Favorite secret/easter egg/cheat:<br />The Naughty Dog Studio Easter Egg from Ratchet and Clank.  That was just fun.<br /><br />16. How many games you've think you've played in your life:<br />At least over 200<br /><br />17. How many games you (think) you own:<br />Over my life, probably somewhere over 130 or so.<br /><br />18. Favorite weapon:<br />Guns and cutlasses.<br /><br />19. Favorite spell/power:<br />Any of the spells from Arcadia.  Flashy flashy!<br /><br />20. Hardest boss you've ever beaten:<br />Final Strider Storm from Half Life 2: Episode 2.  Dear god... nearly had an asthma attack from that...<br /><br />21. Easiest boss you've ever beaten:<br />Bowser and Bowser Jr from Mario Sunshine.<br /><br />22. Favorite system:<br />Genesis, yo<br /><br />23. Favorite gaming controller:<br />Surprisingly, the 360 controller.<br /><br />24. Best level design:<br />Half Life 2.  Lots of pretty technical graphic bits that can be picked up and hurled with the grav gun.<br /><br />25. Console or PC?<br />Mix<br /><br />26. Scariest moment in gaming:<br />Honestly?  The Notre Dame level of Time Splitters 2 was more scary then anything I've played.  The only game to make me jump so far.<br /><br />27. Most suspenseful moment in gaming:<br />The last cutscene of Half Life 2: Episode 2.  Seriously... now I have to play Episode 3 to kill those Adviser bastards...<br /><br />28. Now tag 3 people.<br />Austin!  Uh... anyone else who reads this!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~NeonFlashLight</author>
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                <title>Eleven things that need to be said</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 20:51:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have eleven things to say to eleven particular people.<br />
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1.) Jesus Christ, get a grip and calm the hell down!  Just because you have something to say doesn't mean you NEED to say it!<br />
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2.) Please stop only calling me to ask for rides.  Seriously, it's annoying and inconsiderate...<br />
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3.) I really do wish I had the talent you have.  I just wish you showed it more often.<br />
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4.)I'm so shy, I'll probably never be able to tell you how I really feel about you...<br />
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5.) You're so damn cute, you'll give me diabetes some day...<br />
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6.) What happened, man?  We used to hang out every day, and now it's hard to get a hold of you.  Talk to me, bro!<br />
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7.) I really do feel like you're avoiding me or have just abandoned me... I'm sorry for whatever I did...<br />
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8.) Sometimes you make me so mad I want to punch you...<br />
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9.) Why don't I hang out with you more often?  You're so funny and interesting, it's strange...<br />
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10.) C'mon man.  You're seriously luckier then you give yourself credit for.  Just cheer up, bro, you're talented and more successful then me!<br />
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11.) I wish I was there to help you out right now... I really do...<br />
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Chances are, you know if you're one of the ones I'm talking about....<br />
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Go on, do it yourself... It feels good<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~NeonFlashLight</author>
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                <title>You don't know Jack... er... Jake... yeah...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:36:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I GOTS TAGGED BY  DoctorDaquiri, now I must reclaim my honah!<br />
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8 RANDOM FACTS<br />
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1. I'm not really an artist, but I play one on TV.<br />
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2. I once was believed to have the best cannonball in summer camp at the swimming pool.<br />
<br />
3. I'm currently writing a new series with a friend of mine based on a forum we used to run<br />
<br />
4. F*CK YEAH SEAKING!!!<br />
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5. I currently have gone a full 24 hours without sleep<br />
<br />
6. The last album I bought was Reel Big Fish's Greatest Hits... And Then Some!<br />
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7. The quickest way to my heart is through pizza!<br />
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8. My eyes are brown<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~NeonFlashLight</author>
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                <title>So, I was on MySpace...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:39:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ... and this was a bulletin... woot...  I've done something like this, but different questions...<br />
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?<br />
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Opening Credits: Stop! by Jane's Addiction<br />
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First Day At School: Here It Goes by OK Go<br />
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Falling In Love: Must Be Dreaming by Frou Frou <br />
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Fight Song: Breed by Nirvana<br />
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Breaking Up: Hole In the Earth by Deftones<br />
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Prom: Flathead by The Fratellis<br />
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Life: Battlestar Scralatchtica by Incubus<br />
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Mental Breakdown: Therapy by Finger Eleven<br />
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Driving: Helicopter by Bloc Party<br />
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Flashback: Electric Tears by Buckethead<br />
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Getting Back Together: Radium Eyes by Count Zero<br />
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Wedding: Must Be Dreaming by Frou Frou (Reprise)<br />
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Birth of Child: Dare You To Move by Switchfoot<br />
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Final Battle:The Bitter End by Placebo<br />
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Death Scene: Electric Tears by Buckethead (Reprise)<br />
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Rememberance Song: Can't Repeat by The Offspring<br />
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Ending Credits: Trimm Trabb by Blur<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~NeonFlashLight</author>
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                <title>Another one?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 22:44:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Taken from the Docor of Daquris<br />
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1. Hmm let's be like all the other r-tards and ask, what's your favorite color? *brick'dshot'dshovel'd* {Green... woot}<br />
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2. Pick a song that describes you {"Search and Destroy" by Iggy Pop and the Stooges}<br />
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3. Who do you love the most?? Yes..corny I know :< {Er... corn?}<br />
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4. How does reality taste?? >_> {Like.... corn? }<br />
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5. Pick your top 5 favorite video games prz. :] {Guitar Hero II, Mystical Ninja staring Goemon, Marvel vs Capcom 2, Resident Evil 4, Rouge Galaxy}<br />
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6. These qustions are phailing...I'm just gonna go all weird on you people like #4....Would you like sum delicious copypasta? :> {only if it is to be accompanied by some delicious cake... and a tall glass of STFU}<br />
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7. What is a barell roll? << {PRESS Z OR R TWICE!}<br />
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8. Pizza or hamburgers? {Pizza, fo shizzle}<br />
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9. How do you shot web? {I dunno lol}<br />
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10. Can I play with your wii? {Only after two dates and some wine}<br />
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11. Now I'm just being dumb..these things are hard to make...x_x; Uhhhhh...sex or food? {Sex WITH food!}<br />
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12. Are you in love with anyone?? Tell the truth whores {Yes, but... er... forget it... }<br />
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13. I'm gonna name a lyric and you name that song: "FUCK YOUR GOD!!!!!" {Stop raeping my god, plz...}<br />
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14. Ok that last lyric wasn't really a big lyric..so here's another: "Who are you to wave your finger...you musta been out your head...." {"The Pot" by Tool}<br />
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15. This is the creative question...make up your own question to place here after you copy/paste[Does this look infected?] {No, but here's some antibiotics just in case}<br />
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16. Would you kiss me if you saw me?? Or do you want to kiss me? >>; {...maaaaaaybe}<br />
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17. Name 5 favorite animes <br />
{Excel Saga, Azumanga Daioh, Trigun, FLCL, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenaboshi}<br />
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18. What is your IQ? {Never took your proletariate regime's evil tests, hobag!}<br />
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19. Is Heroes an awesome show? {Of course, man}<br />
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20. Going back to being random...I've got a lovely bunch of? {Japanese Throwing Stars with poison tips}<br />
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21. Will you mongle such cock? {Tis not the mongler!  Tis Grinman!}<br />
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22. Im in ur ______________ ur____________ O_o; {I'm in ur head, watchin u mstrb8}<br />
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23. Who would win in a fight? Jimmy or Timmy? {Timmy!}<br />
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24. Who's your hottest yaoi couple?? {I dunno} Yuri? {Kaorin and Sukaki}<br />
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25. Ok, I'm racking my brain too much so this is the last question....who is going to rule the universe soon?? {The Dutch.  Unless we stop them... *shifty eyes*}<br />
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And now... I'm going to steal shampoo from the men's room...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~NeonFlashLight</author>
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                <title>Born in '88, ho!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:15:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolerated from: AsterixVII<br />
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<br />
If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this:<br />
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this,...and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.<br />
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.<br />
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<br />
You're a 90's kid if:<br />
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You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs.<br />
<br />
AAAAAAAH real monsters.<br />
<br />
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"<br />
<br />
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."<br />
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You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.<br />
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You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.<br />
<br />
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early<br />
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.<br />
<br />
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.<br />
<br />
You remember reading "Goosebumps."<br />
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You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.<br />
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You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.<br />
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You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...<br />
<br />
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time."<br />
<br />
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?<br />
<br />
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.<br />
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You remember when super nintendo's and Sega Genisis became popular.<br />
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You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.<br />
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You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders."<br />
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You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.<br />
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When you were grown up when you turned 7, cuz you could watch are you afraid of the dark because it was tvY7!<br />
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You remember those Where's Waldo books.<br />
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You remember when Mortal Kombat Was "Da Bomb"!<br />
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You remember eating Warheads.(those sour candys.)<br />
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You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.<br />
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You remember Ring Pops.<br />
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You remember when POGS were the coolest thing ever.<br />
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You remember drinking Fruitopia and Surge.<br />
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If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB"<br />
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When they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!!<br />
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You remember "boom boxes" vs. cd players<br />
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Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that.)<br />
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Making those little paper fortune cookie things.. and then predicting your life with them.<br />
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You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"<br />
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You haven't always had a computer...and u lived without the internet.<br />
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You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers,and Ninja Turtles.<br />
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You had a favorite New Kid on the block, and you knew all of their names<br />
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Michael Jordan was a king.<br />
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Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!<br />
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All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)<br />
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You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.<br />
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Carebears and The Gummy Bear show.<br />
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Gak was the coolest thing invented.<br />
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Lambchop's song never ended.<br />
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The old dollar bills.<br />
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Silver dollars, were cool to have.<br />
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You collected all the Troll dolls.<br />
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You owned a portable tape player.<br />
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If you even know what an original walkman is.<br />
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You remember when Nickelodeon was worth watching....every day after school*<br />
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You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"<br />
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You know the Macarena by heart.<br />
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"Talk to the hand" ... enough said.<br />
<br />
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"<br />
<br />
You know the significance of the number 23.<br />
<br />
You went to McD's to play in the playplace.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
When we were younger:<br />
<br />
Before the MySpace frenzy...<br />
<br />
Before the Internet & text messaging...<br />
<br />
Before Sidekicks & iPods...<br />
<br />
Before MIKE JONES...<br />
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Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...<br />
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Before Sponge Bob...<br />
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<br />
When light up sneakers were cool.<br />
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When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.<br />
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When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.<br />
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When we recorded stuff on VCRs.<br />
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When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.<br />
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Whe... ]]></description>
                <author>~NeonFlashLight</author>
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                <title>So I was reading DocDaq's journal...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:37:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ and she posted this, so I thought I'd give it a whirl...<br />
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Soundtrack of my life~<br />
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1. Describe your life at this moment: "Stop" by Jane's Addiction (the week is over, yesh!)<br />
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2. How do you feel about life? "No Rain" by Blind Melon (it's boring, deal with it...)<br />
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3. What's your family's opinion of you? "Insane in Da Membrane" by Cypress Hill (should be self explanitory)<br />
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3. What about your friends? "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard (VERY cheesy, I know, but I haven't changed for anyone yet, and I never will)<br />
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4. What is your love life like? "Diary of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin (trying to make a place in their life...)<br />
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5. Your lovers//crushes opinion of you: "Birthday Cake" by Ciba Matto (kinda weird, but kinda funny too...)<br />
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6.How you deal with your problems? "It's Going Down" by the X-ecutioners (declare what they are)<br />
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7. What life would be without you? "Spirit Temple" from the Legend of Zelda OoT soundtrack (desolate and cold)<br />
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8. What's your ideal job like? "John the Fisherman" by Primus ("When I grow up, I want to be..."  ... hey, one of them had to be a joke...)<br />
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9. How high school was for you//will be: "Graduate" by Third-Eye Blind ("Gotta get my punk-ass off the street, I've been sittin here for so long, can I graduate!)<br />
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10. Your in love song: "The Zepher Song" by Red Hot Chili Peppers (wanna feel like that... yeah...)<br />
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11. Your hate song: "Shut Me Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence (I don't get mad, I get stabby...)<br />
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12. Your depressed song: "Thousand Mile Wish" by Finger Eleven (very lonely...)<br />
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13. Your new favorite song: Tie between "Club Foot" by Kasabian and "Helicopter" by Bloc Party<br />
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14. How the day will be: "What I've Got" by Sublime (yup...)<br />
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15. What your best friend is thinking right now: "Land of Confusion" by Genisis/Disturbed (he's been singing it all week...)<br />
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16. Opening credits: "This is Your Life" by Switchfoot (again, yup...)<br />
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17. Getting ready: "Booogie for an Afternoon" by C O I L (fits in so well...)<br />
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18. Phone call: "Rewrite" by Asian Kung-Fu Generation (my current ringtone) <br />
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19. Driving to work: "House of the Rising Sun (instrumental)" by Jimi Hendrix (just sounds cool...)<br />
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20. Just got fired: "Epic" by Faith No More (hehe, rageaholic...)<br />
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21. Picking someone up: "All I Want" by The Offspring (feel like I'm stuck in a game of Crazy Taxi)<br />
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22. Fighting: "Love in Plaster" by The Hives (a really fast pace song I'd like to build a fight scene around)<br />
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23. Fall in love: "Calling You" by Blue October<br />
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24. First date: "Stellar" by Incubus (hehe...)<br />
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25. Break-up: "End of Heartache" by KillSwitch Engage (anger and sadness...)<br />
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26. Depressed moment: "Mad World" by Gary Jules (the "cut yourself and cry song" as Greg has named it...)<br />
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27. Waiting for a phone call: "Madhouse" by Anthrax (going insane)<br />
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28. Death: "Get Over It" by OK Go (don't mourn me, ok?)<br />
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29. Funeral song: "Can't Repeat" by The Offspring (keep on going on)<br />
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30. Ending credits: "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots (good leaving music, eh?)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~NeonFlashLight</author>
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                <title>OMFG, teh JOURNALZ!?  WTF!?!?!1/</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 17:28:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ List 12 of your original characters:<br />
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1. Neon<br />
2. GN<br />
3. Attache<br />
4. Tank<br />
5. Kerrin<br />
6. Ryan<br />
7. Leo<br />
8. Desmond<br />
9. Nick<br />
10. Peyton<br />
11. Clayton<br />
12. Zappa<br />
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01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? Ryan... by far.  Simply because Clayton would probably break into the chemistry lab and blow the school up.  Probably a history of literature class...<br />
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02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?<br />
Heh, GN's my 'yote boy, and he's cute, not hot.<br />
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03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?<br />
Zappa sends Desmond to kill a mob boss.  It fails, because ultimately, Desmond simply joins the mob...<br />
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04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?<br />
"How to Form Your Own Religion" by L. Ron Hubbard (kudos if you get that joke)<br />
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05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?<br />
2 to 6, probably...  Seeing as GN is pretty shy and quiet, and Ryan's more commanding...<br />
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06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?<br />
Either, since she'll kill either of them if they try anything...<br />
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07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?<br />
They'd probably head to a cafe or such, and discuss literature, since they're the intellectuals of the group<br />
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08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?<br />
Despite Attache's abilities, Peyton wins by sheer pimpage power alone...<br />
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09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?<br />
Hypothetically, since Neon's far too nice to do that, Dezmond would shoot him dead... that's about it...<br />
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10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.<br />
"Sanity Get!" or "The Schitzophrenic Genius and the Bipolar Hitman Work Together... Somehow..."<br />
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11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?<br />
None, Neon and Tank are buds...<br />
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12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?<br />
Pretty well, minus his lapses into different personalities...<br />
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13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?<br />
Follow me around and shoot idiotic drivers on command<br />
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14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?<br />
Nope<br />
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15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?<br />
Kerrin, since she'd probably be more protective of GN...<br />
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16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?<br />
FOR THE HOURDE!!!<br />
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17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?<br />
Club Foot by Kasabian<br />
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18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion.....<br />
Zappa shoots the scallion, so no one gets it!<br />
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19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?<br />
GN would die of oxygen deprivation before he got a chance to try a line on Peyton<br />
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20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?<br />
Assaulting anyone who bullies Neon<br />
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21) What is 6's secret?<br />
His father was killed in a secret government experiment<br />
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22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?<br />
Nick would tie Clayton's shoelaces together and win<br />
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23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?<br />
Desmond... by far... although Leo would freak people out...<br />
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24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest<br />
*ka-head asplode*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Journal?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:13:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holy crap, I havent written anything in awhile here!  Well, let's see...<br />
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I'm currently trying to divide my focus between Loserville and Light and Sounds right now.  Loserville seems to be coming along well, and I might actually have a decent script sometime soon.<br />
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As for Light and Sounds, I am working on it, but it's been bumped to second after Loserville.  Trust me, I plan on posting every chapter on DA as I finish them.  After the collection is done, expect to see a full version, in chronological order with the story, on my VCL account.<br />
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Other news: uh.... damn, not much else to report on this end.  I've been locked in the house all day due to a severe thunderstorm that's still raging outside.  I've been writing stuff and sketching all afternoon.  Uh...  Oh, and I'm currently scared out of my f*cking wits right now.  About an hour ago, when I decided to go to sleep, I heard five or six (what sounded like) gunshots from down the street.  Now, I'm slightly paranoid, so this scared the everlovin' bajesus out of me.  But, i'm tired right now, som I'm going to attempt to sleep again.  Here's to you!<br />
<br />
~Jake<br />
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"Like Margaret Cho, I once had a huge gay following... 'til I ducked into a back ally and lost him..." -Emo Phillips ]]></description>
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                <title>Another Valentine's Day... *sigh*</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:10:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What is up with me these past few weeks?<br />
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It must be this godd*mn winter weather.  Texas weather is extremely moody.  One day it'll be in the 70's or 80's, then, we'll have two freezes in two days.  It's throwing my balance off.  Oi, but today was another depressing day.  It seems that I'm the only single guy in the entire STATE!!!  Ungh... thank god the day's almost over... ]]></description>
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                <title>Ten Things You Wanted To Know About Jake</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2006 17:54:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ But where afraid to ask...<br />
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1. Where'd the name Neon Flash Light come from?<br />
Neon's name is a pun.  Originally it was just Neon Light.  Flash was just a way to tie the pun together with a middle name.<br />
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2. What are your biggest influences?<br />
Depends on what we're talking about.  My comedy is heavily influenced by Dane Cook and Lewis Black (Dane's high energy and rapid style, Lewis's outlook intellegence, and tendency to shout).  My dramatic writing is mostly influenced by my beliefs and feelings on life and love.  My art is a combination of cartoon and anime drawing styles.<br />
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3. Why focus more on comedy?<br />
I love laughter, and making a person laugh is one of the best things I can do.<br />
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4. Are you really crazy?<br />
Not that any tests have proven, but we're workin' on it!<br />
<br />
5. What's your status with the ladies?<br />
Well, i'm single, and looking... sort of... my last girlfriend kinda screwed up my stance on dating...<br />
<br />
6. Pizza topping?<br />
Alfredo or pepperoni.<br />
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7. Will there be more on Neon and Kerrin?<br />
Yes, I'm planning on writing a full novel-type collection on the two.  My current working title is Light and Sounds.<br />
<br />
8. Is that title stolen from the Yellowcard song/album.<br />
Yes and no.  I was inspired by the song, and thought it fit in with the Neon Light pun.<br />
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9. Will you ever get around to making Loserville or My Legs Are Tired?<br />
Loserville and MLAT are both being worked on as well, hold your damn horses!!<br />
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10. Boxers or briefs?<br />
Boxers. ]]></description>
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                <title>Comedy?  Why I never...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:42:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Welp, the search continues for a comedy club.  Not much else to note for right now.<br />
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Rough Riders... to be honest, I usually don't do drama, but I felt I had to write something on the subject of abuse.  There are three things that I always have the utmost seriousness for.  Abuse, Rape, and Death.<br />
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I'd also like to state something, for the record.  Furry Neon is not related to Human Neon.  Thank you. ]]></description>
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                <title>Another day, another change</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 19:58:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sketching out an idea I though up last night.  I was listening to "Behind Blue Eyes" by the best band ever in exsistence, The Who.  I can't really explain it, so wait until I post it.  It's kinda deep, considering who I am...<br />
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I just want people to know I have a serious side too... it doesn't show much, but when it does, I tend to be depressed... ]]></description>
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                <title>You people and your demands!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 20:55:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, I've got a few jokes down for My Legs Are Tired (New new working title).  I just need a couple of more pages down before I post something here.  I will give you one sample, though.<br />
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"I agree with the government's ruling to not allow prayer in public school.  Not because I'm not a religious person and I'm offended by religion, that's not true at all, I'm a fairly christian guy.  I agree because every minute a kid would spend in prayer in school is another minute for the Japanese kids to get ahead of them."<br />
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That's all you're getting out of me for now, you GOD DAMN MOOCHERS!<br />
<br />
Peace!<br />
<br />
~Jake<br />
<br />
(P.S.) JAKE LOVES YOU!!! ]]></description>
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                <title>And the first entry sucks as well!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 15:11:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I've finally gotten around to doing something here.  Guess I can't leave you TO out in the cold, eh?<br />
<br />
Well, my art skills (or skillz, if I was just a bit blacker) seem to be deminishing.  Thank God, I'm better at writing.<br />
<br />
I'll soon be taking Live and Downloaded out.  Why?  Because I've actually trashed the TV parody idea for a straight-out stand up show.  I've also changed the name to the piece's current working title: Abomination.  Check back, I'll be posting the progress as it... uh... progresses... yeah. ]]></description>
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