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                <title>Ha ADHD</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:27:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ANOREXIA<br />[x] You have dry skin. (only on my face. -__-; )<br />[ ] You eat 1 meal. <br />[ ] You're very weak.<br />[ ] You hate your body.<br />[ ] You starve yourself.<br />[ ] You have low self esteem. <br />[ ] You use laxatives.<br />[ ] You need to be more skinny.<br />[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.<br />[ ] People think you are too skinny.<br />Total: 1<br /><br />ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)<br />[x] Your mind is all over the place.<br />[ ] You are hyper most of the time.<br />[ ] You barely pay attention to anything.<br />[ ] You cannot cooperate with people well.<br />[ ] You seem to never sit still.<br />[x] You talk all the time.<br />[ ] You need attention 24/7. <br />Total: 2<br /><br />BIPOLAR DISORDER<br />[ ] You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.<br />[ ] You are very irritable. <br />[ ] You barely get any or no sleep.<br />[ ] You are anti-social. <br />[x] You have very high self esteem at times.<br />[ ] You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.<br />[ ] You have thought of/attempted suicide.<br />Total: 1<br /><br />CONDUCT DISORDER<br />[ ] You are a bully.<br />[ ] You threaten other people.<br />[ ] You often find yourself in fights.<br />[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.<br />[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.<br />[ ] You have raped/molested someone.<br />[ ] You destroy property on purpose.<br />[ ] You always lie.<br />[ ] You stay out all night.<br />[ ] You have ran away from home.<br />Total: 0<br /><br />DEPRESSION<br />[ ] You are always sad. <br />[ ] You find no hope in your future.<br />[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love. <br />[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day. ( Also called Lazy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> )<br />[x] You can be/are anti-social.<br />[ ] You have low self esteem. <br />[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault. <br />[ ] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt. <br />[ ] You are failing school.<br />[ ] You have thought of/attempted suicide.<br />[ ] You have ran away from home.<br />[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.<br />Total: 2<br /><br />OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)<br />[x] You have daily rituals.<br />[ ] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.<br />[ ] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.<br />[ ] You have to keep things in a certain order.<br />[ ] You have harmed yourself.<br />[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, AIDS, or any kind of germs.<br />[ ] You have to check some stuff over again.<br />Total: 1<br /><br />PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)<br />[ ] You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.<br />[ ] You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.<br />[ ] You sometimes think the event will happen again.<br />[ ] You feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.<br />[ ] You can be/are anti-social.<br />[ ] You have lost interest in the things you used to love. <br />[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.<br />[ ] You worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.<br />[ ] You can have angry outbursts. <br />[ ] You act younger than your age.<br />Total: 0 <br /><br />SCHIZOPHRENIA<br />[ ] You often have hallucinations. (Every freakin' night. 8[ )<br />[x] You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.<br />[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.<br />[ ] You think people are always staring or talking about you.<br />[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.<br />[ ] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.<br />[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.<br />[ ] You are very shy.<br />[ ] You often talk to yourself.<br />Total: 1<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Funny thing is, I am diagnosed ADHD. Annnnnd Barely have any of those symptoms.... Anymore..... I learned copping mechanisms, that work pretty well. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OH GOD CHARACTERS GALLORE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:01:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, threw conversations with <a href="http://emoria.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/m/emoria.gif?1" alt=":iconemoria:" title="emoria"/></a> I have come to realize that I don't love my OC's enough, and that they need to be drawn. >_> Siiiince half of them haven't gotten any love since like, 2004. <br /><br />So! Now my project is to draw a picture of every one of my 34 characters, color it, and post it on DA. But first, to draw them all. XD <br /><br />Figure I'll post a list of all the characters, and as I finish sketching coloring or posting them, I'll keep an updated list till I am finished. <br />Heres to giving out some love! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><b>Females:</b> <br />Â° Tarah<br />Â° Kyono<br />Â° Rainbow<br />Â° Andy<br />Â° Eli<br />Â° Malcome<br />Â° Credo<br />Â° Adelia<br />Â° Luna<br />Â° Blue ZiO<br />Â° Ashley<br />Â° Clara<br />Â° Photo <i>Sketched</i><br /><br /><b>Males:</b><br />Â° Tetris<br />Â° CiCi <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Lika <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Sinthisis<br />Â° Zombie <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Ace <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Garry<br />Â° Cat Boy (Unnamed)<br />Â° Troy <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Jin<br />Â° Freddy<br />Â° Marionette (Unnamed)<br />Â° Bruce <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Lennl <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Joe<br />Â° Harry <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Kankyo-Rho<br />Â° Treel<br />Â° Kyeel <i>Sketched</i><br />Â° Cory<br />Â° Tobias<br />Â° Cheech <i>Sketched</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG Back</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:56:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have been back for like, a week. I'm a terrible person for not updating. D: <br />I need to do some worthwhile art.....<br />And stop drawing porn....<br />Porn...<br />porn...<br />pron...<br />porn...<br />porn...<br />pron...<br />porn....<br />BAH<br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> You all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Going to New York</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:14:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gunna be gone into monday. I am gunna avoid using the computer while I am there. I need to relax, computer=some mild stress. <br />Love you all. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Pah, Need a new Job</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:27:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So for the last day and a half I've been curled up at home sick and honoring the Shabbat (jewish sabbath), and I've officially decided to need to start looking for a new job.<br />It's not that I dislike my job, the work itself is perfectly fine, it's just the people. There's so much drama, and so much gossip and kissing ass, and I'm tired of it. It's extremely frustrating to see people getting away with all sorts of shit because they kiss ass, well I get in trouble for silly stupid stuff because I DON'T kiss ass. <br />I believe Honesty is the best policy, regardless of what it does to you, because in the end in can bring good things. But it seems that in the job I work at, the only time honesty works is if you dazzle it up and make it look much more dramatic, and even get a little weepy if you have to, to which end, though it feigns honesty, it just becomes a fallacy. <br />In any case, I'm just gonna look. granted the job I have is convenient in retrospect, but it's doing nothing for me morally or emotionally. If anything I have found myself to be a much more negative person since I started this job. <br />Sorry out there to the people who know me and read all the way to the bottom of this; especially those of you who work with me. You're not the problem, but I'm sure you know who is. <br /><br />In any case, hope things are looking up for everyone else. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Scraps</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:00:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, so I'm gunna get more selective with what i post where on DA, including I'm gunna start putting more things in my scraps, so if you wanna keep tabs on all my art, you might wanna watch my scraps. Also, if you happen to glance at my gallery and it looks like alot of stuff is missing, I'm moving alot of the crap to my scraps. <br />Thanks to everyone who watches me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Mighty Boosh</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:06:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So recently I've really gotten into the show The Mighty Boosh. For those who haven't heard of it it's a British comedy about two guys who work at a zoo, and who have some funky crazy adventures. Well in season one they work in the zoo. In season two they work at Nabootique. And in any case I find myself to have taken quite a shine to the character Naboo, who is refured to as a 'gypsy shaman', or Naboo the Enigma. He's so cute, and funky, and I don't get it cause the actor himself is practicly a midget, standing at 5'1. Still monstrously sexy though. <br />It's such a fun show and I dunno, felt like updating on life.<br />The baby squirrels are doing well. <br />Work sucks as usual. but thats fine, start collage next week. Yay.<br />Tanking most of my classes on wednessdays. woo, I'll be there from eight in the morning till like nine at night if I'm lucky. Ah well,<br />good day to all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Good Deed for the Week</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:26:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So while watching a movie with my friend ~<a class="u" href="http://cupcakeaids.deviantart.com/">CupcakeAIDS</a>, we saw a bunch of fluff fall past the window and heart some animal screaming, so we rushed outside and found out that four baby squirrels had fallen three stories out of a tree, part of the fall being that they slid down the roof of our house. We managed to save them and rush them to a wildlife rescue place, and the guy who took them from us said that though they had a big fall, they were being vocal and mobile enough that they would very likely live. <br />I feel like that was a good deed for the week. The poor babies, they were so damn adorable too! We named them Jim Bixley, Joe, Scott, and Sam. Why only one of them got a last name is beyond me but ok. <br />Hopefully they will turn out ok and can be released. :3 I got a number to check up on them, so yay. <br />Thats about all. have a good day. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WorkworkWorkWORKWorkworkDISTRICT 9</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:56:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Doing alot of that these days./ Other than that, a whole lotta nothing. <br />WENT TO NEW YORK WITH <a href="http://cupcakeaids.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/u/cupcakeaids.png" alt=":iconcupcakeaids:" title="cupcakeaids"/></a> though. That was fun. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br />Other than that, not a whole lot.<br /><br />BTW: GO SEE DISTRICT 9 IT WAS SO F-ING AWESOME.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AHHHHHHHHHHHH&amp;^$^%&amp;^$%</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:09:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SNIPPING ON EBAY SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.<br /><br />I was trying to win a really cool gift for a friend of mines birthday, and no matter which item i bid one, some ass outbid me every single time in the last three seconds. *&%*&^^$*^&$<br />ASS.<br /><br />Seriously, every single item. There were like, twelve of them, and every single one I got outbid on. In the last thee seconds. Thats total bullshit man. <br /><br />Seriously, Snipping on ebay SUUUUUUUCKS.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Boy Trouble</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:29:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I've been seeing this really sweet guy for about three months now, and I really like him. But he just told me today that his aunt in Florida just told him if he wanted to he could go live with her there, since he's been having trouble finding a job up here. <br />He also said if he can't find a job here in the next few months, he's probably gonna take her up on that offer, though he doesn't want to leave me, or leave without me. Yet, he doesn't want to uproot me, since he knows I'm so comfortable here. <br />If he leaves, I don't know what will happen. <br />It's time like this, that foir some reason I miss relationships with women. Those were, in some ways, easier.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Yay Subscribed</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:28:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yay I am subscribed again. woot.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>yay, I Gradamucated.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:52:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, Sunday was my graduation, which is awesome, cause now I get to sit around and be bored. But thats ok, cause I GOT A LAPTOP! It was a gift from my Aunt Maria and Uncle Tony. It's actually Tony's old laptop, so it's not new but it is fantastic. I love it. I also got a really cool hat, and like, 1,100 dollars. It was fantastical. I get to save it all for collage next semester. I still really need to fill out paperwork. But, I will be at collage with my new laptop, who I have named Steven. :3 woot.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Prom Queen</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 20:53:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Didn't quite get it, but I was like, runner up. I was like the prom princess.<br />But it was awesome. I don't even wanna take off my dress.<br />I just wish I could have taken my boyfriend with me. But it was too pricy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />But it was awesome. I danced on a low stage like a fool all night and got people to dance with me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />Yay.<br /><br />Go prom Princess.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Mothers Day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 14:24:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yeah, thats about it.....<br /><br />GO SEE STAR TREK IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME WONDERFUL OH GOD YES.<br />ILOVECHEKOV<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>wooo, sleep deprivation</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:22:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so I'm spending the night at a friends house, and it's past three in the morning, and I can't sleep because the three people I am hanging out with all play wow.<br /><br />WOW.<br />WoW.<br />Wow<br />wow<br /><br /><br /><br />yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay sleep deprivation.<br /><br />ooooh oooh also,<br />I gots a new boyfriends. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br />I wents on date with him tuesday, and twas totally awesome.<br />Hes shoopa sweet.<br />yay.<br />G'night.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Yay</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:54:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Like the title says. yay, I finally updated. First time in like, three months. I need to do some colored works, make it worth your time.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Watchmen</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:32:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ LOVED IT. <br /><br />I advise you all go out and see it now. <br /><br />Seriously.<br /><br />It's wonderful.<br /><br />OH, BUT WATCH-OUT!<br /><br />Looooots of Mr. Manhattans glowing blue penis. <br />and sex.<br />Plenty of explicit sex.<br />Seriously it was just like soft-core porn, but with cool music and much more artistic.<br /><br />In any case, it's wonderful.<br />Go see it.<br />Now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>R.I.P Diablo</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:39:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My best friend, my child, my sweet cat Diablo died today.<br />He was healthy as could be yesterday, but today when my dad got up, he was disoriented and falling over. He was very very week and had alot of trouble staying upright. We took him to the vet and they told me he was suffering from acute kidney failure. It just came on overnight. <br /><br />He was my best friend, and I really loved him. <br />I'll miss him.<br /><br /><br />Diablo<br />2/27/2001-2/16/2009<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ok, VD......</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:26:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Happy VD, to those who like the holiday.<br />FUCK VD. for those who hate it.<br /><br /><br />Personally, I don't really care. :/ It's the day after the holiday I like. YAY CHEEP CANDY. <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I cost $3,895 a night.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:26:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stolen from <a href="http://blackcable.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/l/blackcable.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconblackcable:" title="blackcable"/></a><br /><br />Natural Hair Color:<br />[x] Brown - $100<br />[ ] Blonde - $50<br />[ ] Black - $15<br />[ ] Bald - $5<br />[ ] Other-$175<br /><br />Total: $100<br /><br /><br />Eye Color:<br />[ ] Brown - $50<br />[x] Green - $75<br />[x] Blue $50<br />[ ] Hazel $100<br />[ ] Other - $15<br /><br />Total so far: $225<br /><br /><br />Height:<br />[ ] Over 7â² - $200<br />[ ] 6â²8â³ to 7â² - $175<br />[ ] 6â²0â³ to 6â²7â³ - $150<br />[ ] 5â²5â³ to 5â²11â³ - $75<br />[x] 5â²4â³ to 5â²10â³ - $85<br />[ ] Under 5â²4 - $27<br /><br />Total so far: $310<br /><br /><br /><br />Age:<br />[ ] 50 to 56 - $175<br />[ ] 46 to 50 - $150<br />[ ] 41 to 45 - $125<br />[ ] 31 to 40 - $100<br />[ ] 26 to 30 - $75<br />[ ] 21 to 25 - $50<br />[ ] 19 to 20 - $25<br />[x] 0 to 18 - $100<br /><br />Total so far: $410<br /><br />Birth Order:<br /><br />[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750<br />[x] First Born - $320<br />[ ] Only Child - $250<br />[ ] second born - $150<br />[ ] Middle child - $100<br />[ ] Last Born - $100<br />[ ] third born - $550<br />[ ] fourth born - $300<br />[ ] fifth born - $400<br />[ ] sixth born -$215<br /><br />Total so far: $730<br /><br /><br />Drink?<br />[ ] I did like twice - $400<br />[ ] Only Holidays - $250<br />[x] Sometimes - $215<br />[ ] YES - $200<br />[ ] only weekends - $300<br />[ ] Every other day - $50<br />[ ] Once a day - $15<br />[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$<br />[ ] No - $600<br /><br />Total so far: $945<br /><br /><br />Vision?<br />[x] perfect vision $400<br />[ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200<br />[ ] No correction $100<br />[ ] Glasses $50<br />[ ] contacts $25<br />[ ] Surgical correction -$100<br /><br />Total so far: $1,345<br /><br />Shoe Size:<br />[ ] 13+ - $300<br />[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250<br />[ ] 11 to 12 - $400<br />[x] 7 to 10 - $500<br />[ ] Under 7- $450<br /><br />Total so far: $1,845<br /><br /><br />Favorite Colors (two):<br />[x] Green-$750<br />[ ] Red - $600<br />[ ] Black - $100<br />[ ] Yellow -$475<br />[x] Brown - $300<br />[ ] Purple - $225<br />[ ] White - $400<br />[ ] Aqua - $350<br />[ ] Orange - $300<br />[ ] Blue - $300<br />[ ] Pink - $100<br />[ ] Other - $500<br /><br />Total: $2,895<br /><br /><br />Did you use a calculator to add it all up?<br />[ ] Yes $0<br />[x] Nope - $1000<br />[ ] some- $750<br /><br />Final Total: $3895<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>So who actually watches me?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:08:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm wondering, out of all the people who are on my watchers list, how many of you actually take a look at my art. I'm just being like, emo for klingons an' shizzle, so if those of you who watch and read my journals and stuff could leave a quick comment, even if it's just a dot that'd be awesome. <br />Thank you for reading. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br /><br />Oh, and yay, collage.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>oh god</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/22803472/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:53:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I miss the old layouts. but I guess these aren't that bad. What do you think?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>lol Happy New Year! (two days late)</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/22357596/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:59:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry it's two days late. Happy new year!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Ok so I'm not dead</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/22221077/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 05:34:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We've established that much. Now, the reasons I haven't been drawing or posting lately is cause I've just been completely drained. <br />Between work, school, and some problem with my wrist that the doctors don't know what it is, but it hurts enough to wake me up multiple times during the night; I just haven't really felt like drawing. I have been, but nothing deemed interesting enough or safe enough for DA (the unsafe stuff is mostly the compilation love children of my friend page and I, and they tend to be very scary). <br />In my absence I have mostly been drawing Pinup girls, naked women and a lot of mermaids. I'll scan and post a few things just to keep my gallery active, but since I no longer have a subscription my gallery is gonna be pretty dull, or less flashy. <br />Ah well. <br /><br /><br />So what did all of you do/get for christmas?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>OH MY GOD</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:10:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I GOT FOOTIE PAJAMAS FOR CHRISTMAS FROM MY AUNT! OH THEY ARE SO FUCKING COOL!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>woo, holidays!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:06:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I get to work on christmas, but thats fine cause once I get home I get to eat chinese food and watch a movie. :3 Yayayayayaya.<br />Borrrrrrrriiiinnnnnnnnng.<br />You all have a really happy holidays, and do something fun.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Goodnight, Betty Page</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/22052143/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:45:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Betty page died on December 12th. She was an icon, a heroin. Magnificent. <br />All her fans will miss her, even if she has been out of the era for some forty odd years. <br /><br />G'night, Betty Page.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc95.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/335/a/9/a9749eddcb7d8c366221e0667ad094cb.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><a href="http://naunen.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/naunen.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnaunen:" title="naunen"/></a>- Her character Hunter. Haven't even started it. XD<br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Goodnight, Betty Page</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:45:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Betty page died on December 12th. She was an icon, a heroin. Magnificent. <br />All her fans will miss her, even if she has been out of the era for some forty odd years. <br /><br />G'night, Betty Page.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc95.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/335/a/9/a9749eddcb7d8c366221e0667ad094cb.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><a href="http://naunen.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/naunen.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnaunen:" title="naunen"/></a>- Her character Hunter. Haven't even started it. XD<br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>1-413-241-2498</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/21853141/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:45:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Seriously, call that number. It's TOTTTTALLLLLY worth your time. <br />No, it's not my number, but it's realllllly funny.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc95.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/335/a/9/a9749eddcb7d8c366221e0667ad094cb.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><a href="http://naunen.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/naunen.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnaunen:" title="naunen"/></a>- Her character Hunter. Haven't even started it. XD<br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Holy crap i didn't realize i was such a girl!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:41:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Check the traits that apply to you.<br /><br />Your guy side:<br /><br />(x)you love hoodies<br />(x)you love jeans<br />( )dogs are better than cats<br />(x)it's hilarious when people gets hurt<br />(x)you have played with/against boys on a team<br />( )shopping is torture<br />( )sad movies suck<br />( )you own an x-box/wii/psp/nintendo DS or SP<br />(x)played with hotwheels as a kid<br />( )at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter<br />(x)you used to be obsessed with power rangers<br />( )you watch sports on tv<br />(x)gory movies are cool<br />(x)you go to your dad for advice<br />( )you own like a trillion baseball caps<br />( )you like going to football/soccer/basketball/baseball games<br />(x)baggy pants are cool to wear<br />(x)is kinda weird to have a sleepover with lots of people<br />(x)green,black,red or blue are one of your favorite colors<br />(x)you like to go crazy and don't care about what people think<br />(x)you fart in public,its sound is loud and you don't care<br />( )sports are fun...but only football/baseball/basketball/soccer<br />(x)you talk with food in your mouth<br /><br />total= 13<br /><br />Your girl side:<br /><br />( )you wear gloss<br />(x)you like to shop<br />(x)you wear eyeliner<br />( )you have some of the same shirt in different colors<br />( )you wear pink or at least think is a cute color<br />(x)go to your mom for advice<br />( )you play sports...for your health and fun<br />( )you hate wearing the color brown<br />(x)you like hanging out<br />(x)you like getting manicure or nail polish<br />(x)you like wearing jewelry<br />(x)chatting is one of your hobbies<br />(x)like romantic/comedy movies<br />(x)it takes you a lot of time to get dressed/put on make up/take a shower (Not the makeup part.)<br />(x)you smile a lot<br />(x)you have more than 4 pairs of shoes<br />(x)you care about how you look when you go somewhere important to you<br />(x)you like wearing fancy/new/strange clothes<br />(x)you wear body spray/perfume/cologne<br />(x)you used to play with dolls as a kid<br />(x)like putting on make up/ trying new hair styles for the joy of it<br />(x)like to take pictures of yourself when you are bored<br /><br />total= 17<br /><br />Now put in your total points and check what gender are you mentally.<br /><br />What are you?= 17:13<br />(Girl-ish-ness:Guy-ish-ness)<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc58.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/329/b/b/bb517b235b74e6707cf3b6149fedf151.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><a href="http://naunen.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/naunen.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnaunen:" title="naunen"/></a>- Her character Hunter. Haven't even started it. XD<br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:20:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Dear Chezzi,<br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it last year with George bush and his wife and I saw you carve your initials into my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning Our matching snoopy bibs to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never liked the incarnation as an eskimo.<br />Good luck on your short term leave from jail,<br />ZiO.<br /><br /><br /><br />Dear: (the last person who left a comment on your journal)<br /><br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .<br /><br />___12___,<br />-Your name-<br /><br />1. What's the color of your shirt?<br />Blue - Our romance is over<br />Red - Our affair is over<br />White - I'll join the monastery<br />Black - I dislike you<br />Green - Our horoscope doesn't match<br />Grey - You're a pervert<br />Yellow - I'm selling myself<br />Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />Brown - The mafia wants you<br />No shirt - You're a loser<br />Other - I'm in love with your sister<br /><br /><br />2. Which is your birth month?<br />January - That night<br />February - Last year<br />March - When your dwarf bit me<br />April - When I tripped on sesame seeds<br />May - First of May<br />June - When you put cuffs on me<br />July - When I threw up<br />August - When I saw the shrunken head<br />September - When we skinny dipped<br />October - When I quoted Santa<br />November - When your dog ran amok<br />December - When I changed tennis shoes<br /><br /><br />3. Which food do you prefer?<br />Tacos - In your apartment<br />Pizza - In your camping car<br />Pasta - Outside of Chicago<br />Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />Salad - As you ate enchilada<br />Chicken - In your closet<br />Kabob - With Paris Hilton<br />Fish - In women's clothing<br />Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation<br />Lasagna - At the mental hospital<br />Hot dog - Under a state of trance<br />None of the above - With George Bush and his wife<br /><br /><br />4. What's the color of your socks?<br />Yellow - Hit on<br />Red - Insult<br />Black - Ignore<br />Blue - Knock out<br />Purple - Pour syrup on<br />White - Carve your initials into<br />Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />Brown - Put leeches on<br />Orange - Castrate<br />Pink - Pull the toupee off<br />Barefoot - Sit on<br />Other - Drive out<br /><br /><br />5. What's the color of your underwear?<br />Black - My best friend<br />White - My father<br />Grey - Bill Clinton<br />Brown - My fart balloon<br />Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©<br />Red - Donald Duck<br />Blue - My avocado plant<br />Yellow - My penpal in Ghana<br />Orange - My Kid Rock-collection<br />Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper<br />None - My John F. Kennedy-statue<br />Other - The crazy monk<br /><br /><br />6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?<br />Scrubs - Man<br />O.C. - Emotional<br />One Tree Hill - Open<br />Heroes - Frostbitten<br />Lost - High<br />House - Scarred<br />Simpsons - Cowardly<br />The news - Mongolic<br />Idol - Masochistic<br />Family Guy - Senile<br />Top Model - Middle-class<br />None of the above - Ashamed<br /><br /><br />7. Your mood right now?<br />Happy - How awful I've felt<br />Sad - How boring you are<br />Bored - That Santa doesn't exist<br />Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage<br />Depressed - That we're cousins<br />Excited - That there is no solution to this.<br />Nervous - The middle-east<br />Worried - That your Honda sucks<br />Apathetic - That I did a sex-change<br />Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster<br />Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men<br />Overjoyous - That I'm open<br />Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks<br /><br /><br />8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?<br />White - Your ring<br />Yellow - Your love letters<br />Red - Your Darth Vader-poster<br />Black - Your tame stone<br />Blue - The couch cushions<br />Green - The pictures from LA<br />Orange - Your false teeth<br />Brown - Your contact book<br />Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs<br />Purple - Your old lottery coupons<br />Pink - The cut toenails<br />Other - Your memories from the military service<br /><br /><br />9. The first letter of your first name?<br />A/B - Your photo<br />C/D - The oil stocks<br />E/F - Your neighbour Martin<br />G/H - My virginity<br />I/J - The results of your blood-sample<br />K/L - Your left ear<br />M/N - Your suicide note<br />O/P - My common sense<br />Q/R - Your mom<br />S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />U/V - Your criminal record<br />W/X - David's tric... ]]></description>
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                <title>New Computer/ Voting</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:15:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Woo, I gots a new computer. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Technically it's my dads old computer, but who cares, it's awesome. <br />It's all awesome and big. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br />His name is Bruce Three. Bruce two now belongs to my mom. He shall be missed, but seen regularly. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />Ph, and Bruce three comes with a tablet. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I still need to learn how to use it, BUT I SHALL, I PROMIS YOU! >_> Then maybe I can post more art. D:<br /><br />But today is VOTING DAY. EVERYONE GET OUT THERE AND CAST YOUR VOTE FOR OBAMA. NOW, VOTE OBAMA NOW.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc53.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><a href="http://naunen.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/naunen.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnaunen:" title="naunen"/></a>- Her character Hunter. Haven't even started it. XD<br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
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                <title>Charmer</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:21:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />She's such a charmer oh no. <br />She's such a charmer oh no. <br />She's always looking at me. <br />She's always looking at me. <br />She's such a charmer oh no. <br /><br />She's stole my karma oh no. <br /><b><i><u>Sold</u></i></b> it to the farmer oh no. <br />She's always looking at me. <br />She's always looking at me. <br />She's such a charmer oh no. <br /><br /><b><i><u>Born</u></i></b> in west virginia oh no. <br /><b><i><u>Married</u></i></b> to the preacher oh no. <br />Shes always looking at me. <br />Shes always looking at me. <br />Shes such a charmer oh no. <br /><br />Shes always looking at me. <br />Shes always looking at me. <br />Shes such a charmer oh no. oh no.<br /><br /><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gHzDSmav0NM">[link]</a> Best song EVER.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc53.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><a href="http://naunen.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/naunen.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnaunen:" title="naunen"/></a>- Her character Hunter. Haven't even started it. XD<br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG YAY MORE JUNK (The Controversial Survey)</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/21092731/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:03:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Stolen from <a href="http://limegreensquid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/i/limegreensquid.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlimegreensquid:" title="limegreensquid"/></a><br /><br /><b>1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions and post them as "The Controversial Survey?"</b><br />If I didn't would I be here doing it?<br /><br /><b>2) Would you do meth if it was legalized?</b><br />Naaaaa. I feel no compulsive need to do any hard drugs.  <br /><br /><b>3) Abortion: for or against it?</b><br />I really don't care. Personally, I probably wouldn't get one, just cause it creeps the hell outa me and who knew? Maybe it'd be my only chance to ever have a kid. But If someone else wants to do it, then they can go ahead. it doesn't affect me.<br /><br /><b>4) Would our country fall with a woman President?</b><br />I don't think so. Ya we'd have some problems dealing with bigits and those kinda people that believe women belong in the home. But you know, it's the character of the person that runs the county, not their genitals. <br /><br /><b>5) Do you support the death penalty?</b><br />I believe in the deathpenalty, yes. If you have the gall to kill someone, or rape someone, regardless of their age, then you don't deserve to live a full life. If there is beyond a shadow of a doubt proof that you killed who you killed, then yes, go die. But, if there is a reasl chance that you didn't, then we'll hold you untill we're sure.<br /><br /><b>6) Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?</b><br />I don't believe it should be banned. Honestly, I don't really care why it is, or why it shouldn't be, but I see no need to ban it. Companies can go ahead and keep piss testing their employies, but you shouldn't get arrested for it or anything, like so many people are. <br /><br /><b>7) Are you for or against premarital sex?</b><br />Personally, I don't care. I believe in having sex before you're married. I know most everyone I know does, cause honestly, sex is good for you. It's good for your body, it's good for your mind, it's great for your soul. And it's a confidence boost, if you're doing it right with the right person. So go ahead, boinks your brains out!<br /><br /><b>8) Do you believe in God?</b><br />In some ways, I want to believe. I do, I want to believe in something higher. But at this point in my life, I don't believe. Or, I wont believe in the kind of god the bible depicts. I want tobelieve in an observer, someone who created and now watches. Like we're some giant reality show, but the good kind. The one with real drama, and no scripts. <br /><br /><b>9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?</b><br />Anyone should be allowed to marry whoever they want. I believe someday i might marry a woman, and I am a woman. So, I'd appreciate it if it was legal.  <br /><br /><b>10) A 12 year old girl has a baby,<br />Then what?</b><br />Ouch, sucks for her. How she got pregant, I'd like to know. I don't believe that someone that age should be allowed to raise a child, not because I'm a bitch but because at the age of twelve, you're not mature enough to raise a kid. You're practicly still playing with baby dolls yourself! But I believe the mother should be allowed to see the baby, weither the baby is adopted or if the parents of the 12 year old raise it.<br /><br /><b>11) Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?</b><br />If you're odl enough to buy cigarretts, and choose to end your life by going to war, you should be allowed to drink.  <br /><br /><b>12) Should the war in Iraq be called off?</b><br />FUCK YES. I hate the war, and everything it stands for. I hate all these assholes who think they are patriotic by supporting our troops, when every day we are killing innocent people. Oh' but what about our troops and them dying? Do you not car about them, Huh?" and personally, no i don't. I don't give a rats ass about the ones out their who are doing the killing. I will sympothise with the people who signed up to actually help the county, and who do good things, like doctors who go over, but I will not sympithise with the people who are blowing away civillians.<br /><br /><b>13) Assisted suicide is illegal, do you agree?</b><br />I don't. I believe if someone wants to go that bad, and they need the help, they should be allowed to die on their own terms.  <br /><br /><b>14) Do you believe in spanking your children?</b><br />I don't believe in abuse, but I believe in a little control. When needed, a tap on the side of the head or back of the shoulder or butt is fine. But I don't believe in hitting your kids religously, like some people do.   <br /><br /><b>15) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?</b><br />$20 and we have a deal. <br /><br /><b>16) A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children?</b><br />Why did she murder he... ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>wOOO, 66 % EMO KID!</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/21027252/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:06:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />[ ] I like skinny jeans.<br />[x] Music is life.<br />[ ] I write poetry/song lyrics. <br />[x] My hair covers part of my face.<br />[ ] I wear band shirts.<br />[ ] I know who Jeffree Star is.<br />[x] I wear/wore converse. <br />[ ] I wear/wore vans. <br />[x] I wear/wore eyeliner.<br />[ ] I have/had my lip pierced. <br />[ ] I listen to Saves The Day, Emanual and Saliva. <br />Total: 4<br /><br />[ ] I'm in a band.<br />[ ] My screen name had an x in it.<br />[x] I like My Chemical Romance.<br />[x] I also like Green Day.<br />[x] I know what "mosh" means.<br />[x] I sit in corners.<br />[x] I hate MTV. <br />[x] I take pictures of myself a lot.<br />[x] Especially ones where you canÂt see my whole face. <br />Total: 7<br /><br />[ ] I am lost without a CD player/my iPod/mp3.<br />[ ] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.<br />[ ] I love to skate.<br />[x] I hate the president. <br />[x] I have/had a mohawk.<br />[x] I've worn black nail polish.<br />[x] I like Slipknot.<br />[ ] I hate where I live. <br />[x] Black is a great color.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />[ ] Right now I am listening to music.<br />[x] MySpace<br />[x] Hot Topic does`nt scare me. <br />[ ] I wear/wore studded belts. <br />[x] I've cried while listening to music. <br />[x] For girls: I have madeout with another.<br />[ ] For guys: I have worn girls jeans.<br />[x] I have dyed my hair black. <br />[ ] I cry a lot. <br />[x] I write on myself. <br />Total: 6<br /><br />OVER ALL TOTAL = 22<br />Multiply your answers by 3.<br />I'm 66% emo lol<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc53.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG LAME :D</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/20997181/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:15:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />CREATOR/CHARACTER QUIZ.<br /><br /><b>-What's your full name?</b><br />Hannah Esther Castano-Longey (after I fork over like 200$ for the hyphin. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> )<br /><br /><b>-What's your nickname?</b><br />Really I don't have much a nickname. But some people call me 'The Sun'. Just cause I'm so cheery and bright and GHEY. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><b>-When's your birthday?</b><br />February 27th 1990. I had one day of birth, and now we celebrate it every year with food and colorful wrapping paper. <br /><br /><b>-What's your favorite color?</b><br />I really like Tan. Like shades of brown. >_> And green, I like greens. <br /><br /><b>-What do you hate most?</b><br />I hate Homophobes and MEAN ASS PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN FOR NO GODDAMN REASON. (Example, ~<a class="u" href="http://flamingprincess.deviantart.com/">Flamingprincess</a> ) <br /><br /><b>-What do you love most?</b><br />I love food. Seriously, I LOVE food. And computers, technology in general. TV rocks. <br /><br /><b>-What are your favorite creatures?</b><br />I love cats. And dogs, especially really big dogs. Big docks rock, like the ones you can sleep next to and they're like human sized. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <br /><br /><b>-Do you watch cartoons?</b><br />JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BOY NAMED; JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BOY NAMED; JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BOY NAMED JONNY TEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSST!<br /><br /><b>-What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?</b><br />Well there was this time I broke my friend Sammies fingers with a rock. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Is that dumb enough?<br /><br /><b>-Wow, you're pretty stupid...</b><br />LOLOLOL DOGFISH HEAD. <br /><br /><b>-Which one of your characters do you like most?</b><br />I think I like my Russian Hooker Dog boy Lika Best, but I have recently created an escort service called the 'Skeliton Girls' who are pretty fucking hot. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> MY HOOKERS, LET ME SHOW YOUZ THEMZ.  <br /><br /><b>-Which one would you trash?</b><br />I could probably trash Kyono, but her boobs wouldn't fit in the can. D:<br /><br /><b>-What would you do if someone stole your work?</b><br />OMG ADMINS SMOTE THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWZ! D:<br />And call apon a band on my friends to all post DA journals with the persons account saying 'ART THEIF, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE'.  <br /><br /><b>-What are your views on online dating?</b><br />DID IT, DONE IT, NOT DOING IT AGAIN. <br /><br /><b>-What kind of people do you like?</b><br />I like people who get to know me before judging me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> And tattooed and pierced people that don't fit the stereo type that we're bad people who drink and break things. Like like like there is this TOTALLY AWESOME preppy as hell girl in my school and she has a bullring. Just cause she thinks they look cool.  <br /><br /><b>-Would you still be nice to a boring deviant?</b><br />Hell yes. I mean why not? <br /><br /><b>-What would you do if someone flamed you?</b><br />Tell them to GTFO cause there mean opion makes them a small person who craves the need to feel powerful and does so by beaning mean. Then I'd report them for harrassment and block them. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><u><i><b>NOW FOR YOUR CHARACTER: Lika Needs Love. ALL IS SAID WITH HEAVY WUSSIAN ACCENT. </b></i></u><br /><br /><b>-Hi.</b><br />Oh, Hello. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br /><b>-What's your name?</b><br />Name? My Name is Lika. <br /><br /><b>-How old are you?</b><br />En Human years I am to be Venty Five. Dog years I es very Old.<br /><br /><b>-What species are you?</b><br />I es a mut. :<<br /><br /><b>-Are you male or female?</b><br />I has Penis, Yes?  <br /><br /></img>-If you had to chose just one place to live for the rest of your life, where would it be?<br />Oh, I like very much to live in place with boyfriend Rii. He is nice.<br /><br /><b>-how creative do you think your human/creator is?</b><br />I think she es Very nice Lady. She make me pwetty outfits for my dancing.<br /><br /><b>-Could you describe your personality to us?</b><br />I belive I es Nice boy. I like dance unt play Cello. I also like cook. <br /><... ]]></description>
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                <title>NICE</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/20983587/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:18:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Life is Great! I have a new job, so I can FINALLY pick up all my comics which have been waiting for me for like four months. I can pay off that corrset, get tattooed AGAIN YES, and get some new shoes! <br /><br />GOD I can't WAIT to get Tattooed again! Pretty soon I can start on the Ganesh on my foot. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br />PUMPED.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc53.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:58:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br /><b>1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car):</b> Freya Toyota (Lalz)<br /><br /><b>2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):</b> Coffee Converse (lol I'm black and trendy)<br /><br /><b>3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal):</b> Tan dog (really?)<br /><br /><b>4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born):</b> Esther Northampton<br />( god that makes me sound ooooooooollllllllllld)<br /><br /><b>5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):</b> LonHa (lawls)<br /><br /><b>6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):</b> Gray Mohito (whhhy?) <br /><br /><b>7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers):</b> Grizzly Greg (lawls. One of my grandfathers was actually nickanmed grizzly. Griz for short.)<br /><br /><b>8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy):</b> Mini Pink Grape Heads (Holy $H1+!)<br /><br /><b>10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacherÂs last name, a major city that starts with the same letter):</b> Roberts Rockwell ( Nice I get a penis. )<br /><br /><b>11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower):</b> Violet Christmas ( I just totally reversed the polarity of the newtron flow. C: )<br /><br /><b>12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing youÂre wearing right now):</b> Apple Blouse ( And my show gets cancled. )<br /><br /><b>13. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree):</b> Bagle Pine (wtf?)<br /><br /><b>14. BAND NAME: (Favorite number, Favorite coffee or tea drink):</b> Six Fogbusters (lawls we sell like a million albems)<br /><br /><b>15. CALL SIGN NAME: (Least Favorite Color, Most frightening animal or insect):</b> Pink Earwig (eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww)<br /><br /><b>16. DESIGNER NAME: (MotherÂs middle name, Favorite actressÂ last name):</b> Raphael Tate (sweeeeeeeeeeet. I make sick ass clothes. :-D )<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc53.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc97.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Dear BlackCable....</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/20646791/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:34:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />RULES:<br />Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.<br /><br />-> How you do the Letter Meme:<br /><br />Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):<br /><br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .<br /><br />___12___,<br />-Your name-<br /><br />1. What's the color of your shirt?<br />Blue - Our romance is over<br />Red - Our affair is over<br />White - I'll join the monastery<br />Black - I dislike you<br />Green - Our horoscope doesn't match<br />Grey - You're a pervert<br />Yellow - I'm selling myself<br />Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />Brown - The mafia wants you<br />No shirt - You're a loser<br />Other - I'm in love with your sister<br /><br /><br />2. Which is your birth month?<br />January - That night<br />February - Last year<br />March - When your dwarf bit me<br />April - When I tripped on sesame seeds<br />May - First of May<br />June - When you put cuffs on me<br />July - When I threw up<br />August - When I saw the shrunken head<br />September - When we skinny dipped<br />October - When I quoted Santa<br />November - When your dog ran amok<br />December - When I changed tennis shoes<br /><br /><br />3. Which food do you prefer?<br />Tacos - In your apartment<br />Pizza - In your camping car<br />Pasta - Outside of Chicago<br />Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />Salad - As you ate enchilada<br />Chicken - In your closet<br />Kabob - With Paris Hilton<br />Fish - In women's clothing<br />Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation<br />Lasagna - At the mental hospital<br />Hot dog - Under a state of trance<br />None of the above - With George Bush and his wife<br /><br /><br />4. What's the color of your socks?<br />Yellow - Hit on<br />Red - Insult<br />Black - Ignore<br />Blue - Knock out<br />Purple - Pour syrup on<br />White - Carve your initials into<br />Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />Brown - Put leeches on<br />Orange - Castrate<br />Pink - Pull the toupee off<br />Barefoot - Sit on<br />Other - Drive out<br /><br /><br />5. What's the color of your underwear?<br />Black - My best friend<br />White - My father<br />Grey - Bill Clinton<br />Brown - My fart balloon<br />Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©<br />Red - Donald Duck<br />Blue - My avocado plant<br />Yellow - My penpal in Ghana<br />Orange - My Kid Rock-collection<br />Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper<br />None - My John F. Kennedy-statue<br />Other - The crazy monk<br /><br /><br />6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?<br />Scrubs - Man<br />O.C. - Emotional<br />One Tree Hill - Open<br />Heroes - Frostbitten<br />Lost - High<br />House - Scarred<br />Simpsons - Cowardly<br />The news - Mongolic<br />Idol - Masochistic<br />Family Guy - Senile<br />Top Model - Middle-class<br />None of the above - Ashamed<br /><br /><br />7. Your mood right now?<br />Happy - How awful I've felt<br />Sad - How boring you are<br />Bored - That Santa doesn't exist<br />Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage<br />Depressed - That we're cousins<br />Excited - That there is no solution to this.<br />Nervous - The middle-east<br />Worried - That your Honda sucks<br />Apathetic - That I did a sex-change<br />Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster<br />Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men<br />Overjoyous - That I'm open<br />Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks<br /><br /><br />8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?<br />White - Your ring<br />Yellow - Your love letters<br />Red - Your Darth Vader-poster<br />Black - Your tame stone<br />Blue - The couch cushions<br />Green - The pictures from LA<br />Orange - Your false teeth<br />Brown - Your contact book<br />Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs<br />Purple - Your old lottery coupons<br />Pink - The cut toenails<br />Other - Your memories from the military service<br /><br /><br />9. The first letter of your first name?<br />A/B - Your photo<br />C/D - The oil stocks<br />E/F - Your neighbour Martin<br />G/H - My virginity<br />I/J - The results of your blood-sample<br />K/L - Your left ear<br />M/N - Your suicide note<br />O/P - My common sense<br />Q/R - Your mom<br />S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />U/V - Your criminal record<br />W/X - David's tricot outfits<br />Y/Z - Your grades from college<br /><br /><br />10. The last letter in your last name?<br />A/B - Always will remember<br />C/D - Never will forget<br />E/F - Always wanted to break<br />G/H - Never openly mocked<br />I/J - Always have felt dirty before<br />K/L - Will tel... ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Psssssst:: People Suck</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/20500663/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:44:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />I am so tired of all my freinds hooking up with other friends of mine or friends of theirs, cause when they break up, and they always break up, I get stuck listening to all the emo crap. <br /><br />I think people should stop dating so close to their circle. Cause it gets bad, vicious even at times, especially after the break up. <br /><br />It's rediculous! <br /><br />Seriously people, cut it out. <br /><br />Bad people, Bad. No Biscut. D:<br /><br />P.S. I'll try and get some art done this week to post. I've been so lazy with school and all. D: Makes me a very lazy person, school does.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27034353/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/364/1/1/crap__by_deathsjr.gif" width="98" height="98" /></a></span></span><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Oh for christs sake</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:42:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Please, please, PLEASE PEOPLE. <br /><br />SHUT UP ABOUT 9/11. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Yes, it was an unfortunate event that happened. yes alot of people died, and yes it was quite sad. But I am so tired of people trying to use it as an excuse to look patriotic. <br /><br />Oh oh oh, something happened and it was a while ago but it was so sad i must stay at home and light my American flag candles and pray, sorry I can't come in today. D:<br />OH OH OH AND yeah, we got attacked so now we can go attack another country and kill HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE because we lost two entire buildings and lotsa peoples! (granted that part is like 6 years late but it's the right date goddamnit. D: )<br /><br /><br /><br />IT WILL NOT BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY. <br />Please people, stfu, and gtfo.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>MAHAHAHAHAHA</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/20418204/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:07:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />I made it over 7,000 page views! Woow! It's not alot, but it's something! <br /><br />Actually, 7,050. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br />NO ONE CAUGHT 7000. <br /><br />catch me a even number in the hundreds after 7000 and I draw you art, yes?<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None<br /><br /><b> Clubs </b><br /><a href="http://tattooaddicted.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tattooaddicted.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontattooaddicted:" title="tattooaddicted"/></a><a href="http://designtheskinyourin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designtheskinyourin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesigntheskinyourin:" title="designtheskinyourin"/></a></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Do I owe You?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:54:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />If I owe any of you anything, please notify me so i can get to work on it ASAP. <br /><br />I don't think I owe anyone anything, but just in case.... <br /><br /><br />Thank you. <br /><br /><br />Oh, and whoever catches my 7,000th page view gets a pretty full color picture of their choice of whatever and choice of medium.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><b> Art trades: Always open </b><br /><b> Gifts: None currently </b><br />Other Art owed: None</img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Red Dwarf</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:38:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS I HAVE EVER SEEN WITH THE FUNNIEST SEASON ENDING EVER!<br /><br />Oh my god I think this show is like, the beginning of the Male pregnancy fandom, SERIOUSLY GO SEE THE SHOW IT'S AWESOME. <br /><br />HOLLY IS FUNNY AND DUMB<br />DAVID IS PREGNANT<br />RIMMER'S A SHMEGHEAD<br />AND CAT IS A CAT. <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Doctor Who Season Four ROCKS</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:41:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Ok, so I pretty much just got up after sleeping, after watching every episode of season four in one night. Started at like, 6 at night, and finished at 6 in the morning. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br />ITWASSOINCREDIBLYAWESOMETHATIHADBEAUTIFULWONDERFULDREAMSABOUT THEDOCTORANDDONNA!<br /><br />I love it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />LOVE LOVE LOVE.<br />I wont spoil anyone with anything, but I think I'm gonna have to do some Ood and Doctor who fanart. Maybe go back and do some more of the 14th doctor and me, like I did before. God, I dreamed about being a companion last night, and it was fantastic. <br /><br />Man did they say brilliant alot.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/90024040/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/187/b/0/Tetris_Love_stamp_by_dazza1008.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/92315432/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/202/b/d/bd54196bb948bdcd0e8e759558775fef.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23339724/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/268/0/0/I_Support_Imagination_stamp_by_c3ph31d.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57276206/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/281/5/4/541caa3a645b4b84.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img> ]]></description>
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                <title>MOVIE REVIEW</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:13:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />In the last three days I have gone and seen three movies new to theaters. Here are my reviews. <br /><br /><b> You Don't Mess With The Zohan</b><br />It was good, but not one of the best movies I've ever seen. There are definitely some really funny, and I mean really funny, scenes, and lots of sexy little foreign men boning bigger women, so that was AWESOME. But I'd advise waiting for it on DVD. <br /><br /><b> WANTED</b><br />GO SEE IT NOW IT'S ORGASMIC<br /><br /><b> Wall-E </b><br />Oh god do I love Pixar. They have yet again, exceeded my expectations and made another absolutly wonderful story. They managed to say SO much with so few words, and it was absolutly magnificent. I highly HIGHLY advise going to see this one in theaters, considering the amount of detail. GO SEE NOW. :3<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/63371410/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/238/6/2/Stamp___Dr__Jack_Hodgins_by_jozie_m.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/71079259/"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/334/1/c/1cf041b6415e6034.gif" width="99" height="57" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/67728325/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/292/a/4/Addicted_to_Piercings_by_acid13.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/75931458/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/029/6/f/Bigger_is_better___Stamp_by_violetsteel.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56420756/"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/161/d/5/Metal_in_Flesh_Stamp_3_by_violetsteel.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/66404099/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/276/d/5/Catwa_Stamp_by_Baka_Monkey.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60722982/"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/208/a/6/coca_cola_stamp_by_GoPurifyYourself.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60279741/"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/202/c/6/Doctor_Who_Stamp_by_Oatzy.png" width="100" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/68986538/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/308/2/5/4th_Doctor_scarf_stamp_by_RJDaae.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/64747640/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/255/0/0/10_stamp_by_RJDaae.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58149762/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/173/e/b/Vote_Saxon_by_HorseRidingGal.gif" width="101" height="57" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31453124/"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/096/3/8/I_Fucking_Support_Profanity_by_Plankhead.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/86001047/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/139/4/9/49591b0b974f3e7074b2c4d813603c7f.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/64573184/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/253/4/0/Insane_by_Faded_Myth.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/71797103/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/344/6/4/reverse_polarity_by_ladydetemps.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/68058850/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/296/3/6/368198d776c3c80a.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34338540/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/156/3/b/Tattoo_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="s... ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>Original Characters</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:47:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />This is a list of my original characters for you guys to play with all you want. I'll add pictures under their names as I do them.  <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> Zombie<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33368681/"><img src="http://tn1-5.pv.deviantart.com/fs10/150/i/2006/136/2/0/Zombie_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="71" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> Ashley<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31577716/"><img src="http://tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com/fs10/150/i/2006/099/c/2/Ashley__Improved_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="96" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> ZiO (red/teel. I still like the design)<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32074353/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs10/150/i/2006/109/d/1/ZiO__Layout_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="145" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> Luna<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39976452/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/260/9/7/Luna__Long_time_no_See_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="56" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> Adelia<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/67954344/"><img src="http://tn1-5.pv.deviantart.com/fs19/150/f/2007/295/e/7/Adealia_and_the_colors_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="84" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> Adele<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36799275/"><img src="http://tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/204/3/4/Adele_2_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="150" height="103" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />More Bruce<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57974684/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs16/150/i/2007/170/f/d/Bruce_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="115" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> Rainbow<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32970171/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs10/150/i/2006/127/d/8/Be_My_Penguin__by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="130" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> Ona<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34811742/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/166/6/d/Ona__Pose_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="107" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /> Clara<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33518810/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs10/150/i/2006/139/9/e/Clara__My_Muse_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="79" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Ice Empress<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34274350/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs10/150/i/2006/155/2/6/Ice_Empress_by_NeptunesQueenBee.jpg" width="72" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/... ]]></description>
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                <title>Lights OUT</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/18744143/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:07:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""><br /><br />Who the hell said any of you get a taste stupid? <br />Do you ever wanna get up all in your face? <br />You better take it <br />And nothin' you can do could make me ever go away <br />Fake it <br />Poor baby I'm gonna make it all okay <br /><br />Punch your lights out <br />Hit the pavement <br />That's what I call entertainment <br />Causin' problems makes you famous <br />All the violence makes a statement <br />Punch your lights out <br />Hit the pavement <br />That's what I call entertainment <br />Causin' problems makes you famous <br />ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT <br /><br />She better get with the club <br /><br />Who the hell said any of you get a taste stupid? <br />Do you ever wanna get up all in your face? <br />You better take it <br />And nothin' you can do could make me ever go away <br />Fake it <br />Poor baby I'm gonna make it all okay <br /><br />Punch your lights out <br />Hit the pavement <br />That's what I call entertainment <br />Causin' problems makes you famous <br />All the violence makes a statement <br />Punch your lights out <br />Hit the pavement <br />That's what I call entertainment <br />Causin' problems makes you famous <br />ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT <br /><br />(Doo doo-doo doo) [x2] <br /><br />All-this-violence-makes-a-statement <br /><br />(OhhhhhhhhOhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh) <br />(Ohhhhhhhh) Punch your lights out (OhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh) <br />That's what I call entertainment <br />(Ohhhhhhhh) Punch your lights out (OhOhhOhOhhhhhhhh) <br /><br />Punch your lights out <br />Hit the pavement <br />That's what I call entertainment <br />Causin' problems makes you famous <br />All the violence makes a statement <br />Punch your lights out <br />Hit the pavement <br />That's what I call entertainment <br />Causin' problems makes you famous <br />ALL-THIS-VIOLENCE-MAKES-A-STATEMENT <br 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src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/029/6/f/Bigger_is_better___Stamp_by_violetsteel.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56420756/"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/161/d/5/Metal_in_Flesh_Stamp_3_by_violetsteel.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/66404099/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/276/d/5/Catwa_Stamp_by_Baka_Monkey.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60722982/"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/208/a/6/coca_cola_stamp_by_GoPurifyYourself.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60279741/"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/202/c/6/Doctor_Who_Stamp_by_Oatzy.png" width="100" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/68986538/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/308/2/5/4th_Doctor_scarf_stamp_by_RJDaae.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/64747640/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/255/0/0/10_stamp_by_RJDaae.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58149762/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/173/e/b/Vote_Saxon_by_HorseRidingGal.gif" width="101" height="57" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31453124/"><img 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                <title>MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:39:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.profile-comments.com/images/friendship/images/i-pinky-swear.gif" alt=""></img><br /><br />[ding ding]<br />[smooch]<br />[champagne pop]<br />[champagne bubbles]<br /><br /><b>Oohh, I'd rather fuck ya than kiss ya (kiss ya)</b><br />But I won't press the issue<br />You know what I need is (I need, I need)<br />And ya never gonna be it (be it)<br />I shoulda hesitated<br />Limousine inebriated<br />So unsophisticated (-cated)<br />Too late to be debated<br /><br />It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out<br />Lets go make out with her friends<br />Make out with her friends' friends<br />It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out<br />Lets go make out with her friends<br />MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS<br /><br /><b>[ding ding]<br />[smooch]<br />[champagne pop]<br />[champagne bubbles]</b><br /><br /><b>Oohh, I want a lot of profanity</b><br />With a lot of lost virginity<br />It's a boy's intuition<br />With a right explanation<br />'Cause I'm on that mission<br />With deducted admission<br /><i>Now take my clothes off</i><br />And show me what you're made of<br /><br /><b>It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out<br />Lets go make out with her friends<br />Make out with her friends' friends<br />It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out<br />MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS</b><br /><br /><i>Excuse me, do you want to screw? [x2]</i><br />I'm so amazing in the sack<br />Yes, I'm so amazing in the sack<br /><br /><b>[ding ding]<br />[smooch]<br />[champagne pop]<br />[champagne bubbles]</b><br /><br />[Jimmy:] I'd rather fuck you than kiss you<br /><br /><b>I want a lot of profanity</b><br />With a lot of lost virginity<br /><br />Now take those clothes off<br />And show me what you're made of<br /><br />It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out<br /><br />It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out<br />Lets go make out with her friends<br />Make out with her friends' friends<br />Make out with her friends, make out with her friends' friends [x8]<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/63371410/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/238/6/2/Stamp___Dr__Jack_Hodgins_by_jozie_m.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/71079259/"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/334/1/c/1cf041b6415e6034.gif" width="99" height="57" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/67728325/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/292/a/4/Addicted_to_Piercings_by_acid13.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/75931458/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/029/6/f/Bigger_is_better___Stamp_by_violetsteel.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56420756/"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/161/d/5/Metal_in_Flesh_Stamp_3_by_violetsteel.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/66404099/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/276/d/5/Catwa_Stamp_by_Baka_Monkey.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60722982/"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/208/a/6/coca_cola_stamp_by_GoPurifyYourself.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60279741/"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/202/c/6/Doctor_Who_Stamp_by_Oatzy.png" width="100" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/68986538/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/308/2/5/4th_Doctor_scarf_stamp_by_RJDaae.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/64747640/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/255/0/0/10_stamp_by_RJDaae.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58149762/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/173/e/b/Vote_Saxon_by_HorseRidingGal.gif" width="101" height="57" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31453124/"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/096/3/8/I_Fucking_Support_Profanity_by_Plankhead.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/86001047/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/139/4/9... ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>FUNNYIEST SHIT EVER JUST FOR OZZA</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/18395177/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 13:31:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/276/d/5/Catwa_Stamp_by_Baka_Monkey.gif" alt=""></img><br /><br />OMG YEAHYEAH<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26563089/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs8/150/i/2005/352/2/d/CL__The_Young_Ones_by_Dagmar_NEO.gif" width="150" height="147" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><b> CLICK ON IT</b><br /><br /><b><i>...Honesty is good for you...In the long run...</i></b><br /><br /><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/173/e/b/Vote_Saxon_by_HorseRidingGal.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/198/b/f/Ninth_Doctor_Fangirl_Stamp_by_Eisoptrophobic.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/344/6/4/reverse_polarity_by_ladydetemps.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/202/c/6/Doctor_Who_Stamp_by_Oatzy.png" alt=""><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/162/d/9/Doctor_Who_Stamp_2_by_Fraxa.jpg" alt=""><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/338/6/5/4th_December_Time_Travel_Stamp_by_F_l_e_a.png" alt=""><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/199/7/b/Tenth_Doctor_Fangirl_Stamp_by_Eisoptrophobic.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/181/6/5/Damn_Proud__by_imafallenangel.gif" alt=""><br /><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/219/d/6/Your_Lord_and_Master_by_ShadowKusatsu.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2007/364/9/6/ST__My_Friend__Sweeny_Todd_by_EerieBean.png" alt=""><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/308/2/5/4th_Doctor_scarf_stamp_by_RJDaae.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/156/3/b/Tattoo_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" alt=""><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/67728325/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/292/a/4/Addicted_to_Piercings_by_acid13.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/75931458/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/029/6/f/Bigger_is_better___Stamp_by_violetsteel.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br /><br /><b>My Brother by Awesomeness </b><br /><a href="http://fist-of-khonshu.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfist-of-khonshu:" title="fist-of-khonshu"/></a><br /><br /><b>My Fellow Ood Mother, for we make hot Ood Babies </b><br /><a href="http://moogle-wannabe-vii.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/moogle-wannabe-vii.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmoogle-wannabe-vii:" title="moogle-wannabe-vii"/></a><br /><br /><b>My Father </b><br /><a href="http://handofdave.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/handofdave.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhandofdave:" title="handofdave"/></a></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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                <title>HAHAHA JOKE</title>
                <link>http://NeptunesQueenBee.deviantart.com/journal/17819910/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:14:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/276/d/5/Catwa_Stamp_by_Baka_Monkey.gif" alt=""></img><br /><br />Alright, so Superman is flying around really bored because batman and Spiderman are all off scuba diving or something. So Superman is just flying around flying around, when he suddenly sees Wonder Woman buck naked and spread eagled on the top of a really tall building. <br />Now superman had always fancied Wonder Woman and so he thought 'Oh wow, heres my chance!' and he goes swooping down and faster than a speeding bullet does his business and flies off again. <br />So Wonder Woman looks around and goes 'what was that?' So the Invisible Man climbs off her and says "I don't know, but that really hurt'. <br /><br /><br /><br />HAHAHAHA I LOVE BRITISH COMEDY.<br /><br /><b><i>...Honesty is good for you...In the long run...</i></b><br /><br /><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/173/e/b/Vote_Saxon_by_HorseRidingGal.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/198/b/f/Ninth_Doctor_Fangirl_Stamp_by_Eisoptrophobic.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/344/6/4/reverse_polarity_by_ladydetemps.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/202/c/6/Doctor_Who_Stamp_by_Oatzy.png" alt=""><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/162/d/9/Doctor_Who_Stamp_2_by_Fraxa.jpg" alt=""><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/338/6/5/4th_December_Time_Travel_Stamp_by_F_l_e_a.png" alt=""><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/199/7/b/Tenth_Doctor_Fangirl_Stamp_by_Eisoptrophobic.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/181/6/5/Damn_Proud__by_imafallenangel.gif" alt=""><br /><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/219/d/6/Your_Lord_and_Master_by_ShadowKusatsu.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2007/364/9/6/ST__My_Friend__Sweeny_Todd_by_EerieBean.png" alt=""><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/308/2/5/4th_Doctor_scarf_stamp_by_RJDaae.gif" alt=""><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/156/3/b/Tattoo_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" alt=""><br /><br /><b>My Brother by Awesomeness </b><br /><a href="http://fist-of-khonshu.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfist-of-khonshu:" title="fist-of-khonshu"/></a><br /><br /><b>My Fellow Ood Mother, for we make hot Ood Babies </b><br /><a href="http://moogle-wannabe-vii.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/moogle-wannabe-vii.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmoogle-wannabe-vii:" title="moogle-wannabe-vii"/></a><br /><br /><b>My Father </b><br /><a href="http://handofdave.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/handofdave.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhandofdave:" title="handofdave"/></a></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img> ]]></description>
                <author>*NeptunesQueenBee</author>
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