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        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 02:19:49 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>Mery Christmas</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:58:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup...Journal of lame <a href="http://lameplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lameplz.png" alt=":iconlameplz:" title="lameplz"/></a><br /><br />Just wishing you all a jolly one. <a href="http://smile--plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/m/smile--plz.png?1" alt=":iconsmile--plz:" title="smile--plz"/></a><br /><br />Be careful of Santa....He's a pedophile. <a href="http://paranoidplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/a/paranoidplz.gif" alt=":iconparanoidplz:" title="paranoidplz"/></a><br /><br />(<i>Yes I know I spelled 'Merry' wrong...I only did it because a kid at school had spelled it wrong on his shirt...</i> <a href="http://laughingplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/laughingplz.gif?1" alt=":iconlaughingplz:" title="laughingplz"/></a>)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Why Zombies?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:17:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Seriously...why? <br /><br />Why must I always dream of zombies? <br /><br />I swear...these dreams are probably saying something....<br /><br />Any ideas?<br /><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://In-The-Machine.deviantart.com/art/Explanation-Stamp-86522505"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/144/f/6/Explanation_Stamp_by_In_The_Machine.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:36:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://explosionplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/x/explosionplz.jpg?1" alt=":iconexplosionplz:" title="explosionplz"/></a> <br /><a href="http://spazzplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/p/spazzplz.jpg?1" alt=":iconspazzplz:" title="spazzplz"/></a> THIS BITCH IS AWESOME! <a href="http://moonflower16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/o/moonflower16.gif?3" alt=":iconmoonflower16:" title="moonflower16"/></a> She got me a 12mo. subbby! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" />  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/g/glomp.gif" width="47" height="20" alt=":glomp:" title="Glomp!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/g/glomp.gif" width="47" height="20" alt=":glomp:" title="Glomp!" /><br /><br />And I never noticed till now <a href="http://ragefaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/ragefaceplz.png?2" alt=":iconragefaceplz:" title="ragefaceplz"/></a><br /><br />I am so in the dark....<a href="http://facepalmplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/a/facepalmplz.jpg" alt=":iconfacepalmplz:" title="facepalmplz"/></a><br /><br />SHE ROCKS! <br /><br /><b> I LOVE YOU BUNCHES GIRLY! </b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MIND VOMIT</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:47:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Which I will submit as soon as I get my lazy ass in motion to finish it...<br /><br />Goddammit! <a href="http://constipationplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/o/constipationplz.png" alt=":iconconstipationplz:" title="constipationplz"/></a> I'm now addicted to Star Trek...I guess I have my whore of a friend <a href="http://moonflower16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/o/moonflower16.gif?3" alt=":iconmoonflower16:" title="moonflower16"/></a> to thank for that...<i>*muttermutterhookermuttermutter*</i><br /><br />Okay so on the lines of my newest <b>FAZE</b> Scratch that...more of a <b>CRAZE</b> than anything...ANYWAY! I found this bizzaro Star Trek clip from the good oldies...it's got to be the funniest and most wacked out thing I've seen...all day.<br /><br />WATCH IT HERE BITCHES! ---> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQA-06kSLU">[link]</a><br /><br />DAMN STRAIGHT MUTHA FU- <a href="http://slapplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/l/slapplz.gif" alt=":iconslapplz:" title="slapplz"/></a><br /><br />And I suppose the mind vomit picture is fueled by this craze and this Beastie Boy song I've been repeatedly listening to for the past week and a half... ---> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9bS1dE0ps8">[link]</a><br /><br />TO THE HIDDEN REALM OF WHAT-NOTTERY!<br /><br />*pitiful cry* gorammit! No more free journal skins... <a href="http://crawlingplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/r/crawlingplz.gif" alt=":iconcrawlingplz:" title="crawlingplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>INTERVENTION!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:52:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am needing one....<br /><br />Why? Because I am horribly addicted to Farkle! YES! F-A-R-K-L-E!<br />Look it up if you are curious. -_- *le sigh*<br /><br />I want a kitten so badly...*sad face* But my parents won't allow me to get one. *even sadder face* <br /><br />My feelings to this dilemma are much like a very dramatic spanish soap opera...and in my head I picture a man (and/or woman) screaming, "<b>POR QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE?!</b>" <br /><br />I don't get it either....<br /><br />Good side of this week: Only 3 days of school!<br />Bad side of this week: I have a Government and a Pre-calc test on Wednesday...<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/finger.gif" width="35" height="16" alt=":finger:" title="I am unintelligent and resort to petty name calling to get my point across" /> F-you Pre-Calc, F-you. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/finger.gif" width="35" height="16" alt=":finger:" title="I am unintelligent and resort to petty name calling to get my point across" /><br /><br />HOOOOOO-YEAH! Almost fuhgot! I feel the small twinge of a new obsession creeping up...I'm such an action whore. Course <a href="http://moonflower16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/o/moonflower16.gif?3" alt=":iconmoonflower16:" title="moonflower16"/></a> would just call me a hooker....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>American Dinosaurs!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:58:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Awesome!<br /><br />I feel so great right now! My stomach hurts no more! <a href="http://x3v2plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/x/3/x3v2plz.gif" alt=":iconx3v2plz:" title="x3v2plz"/></a> So happy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Watched GI Joe with <a href="http://moonflower16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/o/moonflower16.gif?3" alt=":iconmoonflower16:" title="moonflower16"/></a> and <a href="http://theshadowedwolf.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/h/theshadowedwolf.png?3" alt=":icontheshadowedwolf:" title="theshadowedwolf"/></a>, the movie itself was good but it was kinda cheesy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /> My favorite character of all time from that movie is Snake Eyes...yessiree.<br /><br />After that...prepare yourself....we played Monopoly...but not that pansy ass regular shit...no...we played <b>POKEMON</b> MONOPOLY! That's right...bet you all are jealous! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Ah man...good times...<br /><br />Oh yeah...craft show...That sucked...I feel like such a fail...I sold only one of my pictures...one...lame...<br /><br />Ahw well, I'll just have to keep on practicing. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /><br /><br /><br />Hope you all are having a good'un!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*Nightshades-water</author>
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                <title>oh dear</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:23:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Threw up Sunday Nov. 1st, got sick again on Thursday Nov. 5th threw the 7th.<br /><br />Started feeling like crap again on Tuesday Nov. 10th and still feeling bad...<br /><br />Craft show at the school this Saturday...selling some of my photography...hoo-boy...<br /><br />That's it...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Halloween</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:41:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Halloween was awesome. I got to be a frozen zombie....also...you would be surprised how many looks you get when you walk around Walmart and eat at McDonalds while dressed up...apparently you aren't supposed to do that on Halloween...xD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Nobody does it like Faye</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:09:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi">[link]</a><br /><br />1. What do you say to yourself every morning?<br />"The Faye is mightier than the sword" *snort* haha kay<br /><br />2. What do you want other people to say about you?<br />"Great Faye. Great Times." <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br />3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...<br />"Beanz Meanz Faye."<br />teh hell...<br /><br />4. How would you answer a booty call?<br />"Unzip a Faye" WHAT THE HELL...<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br />5. How do you introduce yourself to someone you really like?<br />"Your Flexible Faye." ....aaaaaaaaaaaw....DX<br /><br />6. To someone you dislike?<br />"Faye Unscripted" mhm mhm sounds like it works<br /><br />7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?<br />"Faye, Take me Away" eh...k<br /><br />8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...<br />....*koffkoff*"Taste the Faye."*koffkoff*....<br /><br />9. You're failing a subject, you say...<br />"There's first love and then there's Faye love." TEH HELL THAT MEANS?<br /><br />10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?<br />"If only everything in life was as reliable as a Faye." 0_0<br /><br />11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...<br />"Every kiss begins with a Faye."<br />NO...JUST NO!<br /><br />12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...<br />"P-P-P-pick up a Faye." eh...that's not referring to my height is it?<br /><br />13. What are the best words to describe you?<br />"Does you does, or does you don't take Faye?" I'm a pill now?<br /><br />14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...<br />"Don't get mad, get Faye." OH-HO-HO! <br /><br />15. Your last words before you die...<br />"To our members, We're the fourth Faye."<br /><br />16. Your message to a special someone...<br />"Always after me Faye." WHERE'S MAH GOLD?<br /><br />17. Title of this post will be...<br />"Nobody does it like Faye."<br />oh jez...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Exhausted....</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:51:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ PHEW! What a week it's been. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/sleep.gif" width="38" height="22" alt=":sleep:" title="Sleep" /> Concessions Tuesday through Friday...up late for all four nights...haven't been feeling the greatest...not really sick...just...I don't know...emotionally sick if that makes any sense...-_- Last night I had to stay out late (again) cause I had to bring my sister home and I ended up crying (No one saw me thank god..so happy my cousin didn't persist on staying with me..how embarrassing would that have been?)...why? The hell if I know...<br /><br />But happy news is that I won't have to do concessions again until about December 1st-ish. YAY!<br /><br />Eh...Kinda wanna do something with people but...<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shrug2.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> I'm feeling so E.S.<br /><br />feh<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Aw Snap You pasty white folk</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:10:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Haha, just for the record I am the whitest person around...well that might not be totally true but whatever...<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br />Any way I just finished watching the Singing Detective (2003) I don't know what the hell was going on...but it was good. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" /><br /><br />After I finished it, I realized that I was laughing and yelling at the TV...kind of weird if you think about it....and I came up with the following:<br /><br />"And there I sat..The room absent of light, save for the harsh glow of the TV...Sitting in a chair as black as the night...Laughing and yelling at the screen like a hobo yells at a toaster oven..." <br /><br />Haha, oh yeah baby <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" />...so...should I continue on?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Heeey Gaaais</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:23:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been lazy with uploading artwork...I got some stuff that I did in my Art class from this week and last week...Um...I'll scan that onto the computer some time or another...soon...when I feel like it...<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />Been watching the old G1 Transformer episodes...man that stuff is cheesy...but it brings a chuckle from me constantly...I am such a geek...or fantard...whatever you want to call it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br />School...meh...not my favorite place to be...but it's alright...sometimes...<br /><br />Um...Joy Ride 1 and 2 are super awesome! Check'em out if you're ever bored or if you have the time. <br /><br />That's it...time to go do some fantardness. <a href="http://ohjoyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/h/ohjoyplz.png" alt=":iconohjoyplz:" title="ohjoyplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>School, Summer, and other Shit</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:31:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't want to go back to the florescent hell...but then I kinda do just to see everyone again...god dang conflicts...Senior year...woop-te-do...<br /><br />My summer has been awesome! That's a big plus for me ^_^<br /><br />God damn glasses got broken...I have to get a new frame...hopefully it doesn't cost to much...if it does I have to help pay for them...my old glasses make me feel short...<br /><br />That's it...now go bother someone else...haaaaa just kidding! Love ya guys. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hahaaaa XD</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:50:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is the crap I find when I have a sugar buzz <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RuD3zYb6ak">[link]</a><br /><br />there were like...a crap ton of other stuff....but most of it is Transformers related and there were to many...course I will give you the one that college humor did <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=">[link]</a> PtSl3Khf1aE (take out the space between the equal sign and P...friggen smilies...)<br /><br />Haha <a href="http://heheplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/e/heheplz.png?1" alt=":iconheheplz:" title="heheplz"/></a><br /><br />OOOOH! and here's two videos from back in my in high school freshmeat year or close to it <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA">[link]</a><br /><br />and<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM&feature=channel">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Nightshadeswaterology &lt;--fffff haha Awesome Cla</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:19:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rules: Okay, if you get tagged you have to do this too. Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology".<br /><br />FOODOLOGY*<br /><br />What is your favorite sit down restaurant?<br />OoOoO! It's got to be Olive Garden now...mhmmm there's this one soup that's to die for....<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><br /><br />What is your favorite fast food restaurant?<br />Subway <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" /><br /><br />what food can you eat for weeks and not get sick of?<br />Subway or Dominoes<br /><br />What are your pizza toppings of choice?<br />Just cheese and mushrooms baby ^^<br /><br />TECHNOLOGY*<br /><br />How many televisions are in your house?<br />2...one in the family room and one in the basement<br /><br />What color cell phone do you have?<br />no cell phone<br /><br />BIOLOGY*<br /><br />Are you right-handed or left-handed?<br />right handed<br /><br />Have you ever had anything removed from your body?<br />tonsils...?<br /><br />What is the last heavy item you lifted?<br />a pile of wood for a bonfire last night...<br /><br />Have you ever been knocked unconscious?<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shrug2.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> i dunno...<br /><br />If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?<br />No...let's keep that a surprise shall we?<br /><br />If you could change your name, what would you change it to?<br />ffffff...I like the name Leara...but Faye is okay for me...i guess<br /><br />Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?<br />sure, if i didn't die<br /><br />DUMBOLOGY*<br />Last time you had a run-in with the cops?<br />never had one<br /><br />Last person you talked to?<br />my mom i guess...but i more or less grunted my reply...<br />mom: "do you want corn on the cob?" <br />me: "nnnnrgh."<br /><br />Last person you hugged?<br />i don't hug...affection burns me. 0.o<br /><br />FAVOURITOLOGY*<br /><br />Season?<br />faaaall! =3<br /><br />Holiday?<br />halloween bitches! 8D<br /><br />Day of the week?<br />friday...i don't know why but it's friday...<br /><br />Month?<br />da...? i dunno...<br /><br />CURRENTOLOGY*<br /><br />Missing someone?<br />friends...family...the usual. -.-<br /><br />Mood?<br />tired...relaxed...um content?<br /><br />What are you listening to?<br />Remember the Name<br /><br />Watching?<br />the blinking thingy as i type...<br /><br />Worrying about?<br />everything...<br /><br />RANDOMOLOGY*<br /><br />First place you went this morning?<br />living room...i think...i don't function properly in the morning...<br /><br />What's the last movie you saw?<br />Drillbit Taylor...ha-flippen-ha XD<br /><br />Do you smile often?<br />mmm...i guess...<br /><br />MEOLOGY*<br /><br />Do you always answer your phone?<br />depends...<br /><br />If you could change your eye color, what would you change it too?<br />bright blue....like a really astonishing blue color....<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shrug2.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /><br /><br />Do you own a digital camera?<br />yup<br /><br />Have you ever had a pet fish?<br />nope<br /><br />What's on your wish list for your birthday?<br />uh...couple of movies...some books...other useless crap xD<br /><br />Can you do pushups?<br />fff no<br /><br />Can you do a chin up?<br />ffffffffffff-bahaha no<br /><br />Does the future make you more nervous or excited?<br />both<br /><br />Do you have any saved texts?<br />i dont have a god dang cell phone so i cant text -.-<br /><br />Ever been in a car wreck?<br />no<br /><br />Do you have an accent?<br />yup, yooper drawl<br /><br />What is the last song to make you cry?<br />leave out all the rest...or was it new divide...i dunno it was one of the two by linkin park<br /><br />When was the last time you cried?<br />uh...sometime last week...<br /><br />Plans tonight?<br />i dunno whatever comes my way<br /><br />Name 3 things you bought yesterday?<br />cookies, candy bar, and a pop...i'm so healthy...<br /><br />Have you ever been given roses?<br />No =/<br /><br />Current hate?<br />i don't know...i'll know it when i see it...<br /><br />Met someone who changed your life?<br />fff...*sigh* not that i'm aware of...<br /><br />What song represents you?<br />i can't answer that...maybe one of my closer friends can answer that one for me...if they read this that is...<br /><br />Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?<br />possibly...<br /><br />Have you ever dated anyone longer than a year?<br />I've never dated<br /><br />Does anyone love you?<br />Parents, i think my friends do...but not boyfriend<br /><br />What songs do you sing in the shower?<br />do i sing in the shower? i hadn't noticed...i guess it's what ever song... ]]></description>
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                <title>IT'S JUST NOT HUMAN! 8-0</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:28:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYFDYX4i2EY&feature=related">[link]</a><br /><br />Awesome break dancing clip...but also a little freaky...<a href="http://ewplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/w/ewplz.gif" alt=":iconewplz:" title="ewplz"/></a><br /><br />gonna be gone til friday...<br /><br />kthnxbai!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>To Every Guy...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:35:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know I know....<a href="http://deathstareplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/e/deathstareplz.gif" alt=":icondeathstareplz:" title="deathstareplz"/></a> I thought this was nice...shuddap! I can't help it alright? So deal with this bullshit ok?<br /><br />-To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"<br /><br />-To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"<br /><br />-To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her<br /><br />-To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.<br /><br />-To every guy who has given her flowers just because that's how he rolls<br /><br />-To every guy that said he would die for her.<br /><br />-To every guy that really would.<br /><br />-To every guy that did what she wanted to die for<br /><br />-To every guy that cried in front of her...<br /><br />-To every guy that she cried in front of...<br /><br />-To every guy that holds hands with her.<br /><br />-To every guy that kisses her with meaning..<br /><br />-To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.<br /><br />-To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.<br /><br />-To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.<br /><br />-To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.<br /><br />-To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes<br /><br />-To every guy that would give his seat up...<br /><br />-To every guy that just wants to cuddle.<br /><br />-To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.<br /><br />-To every guy who told his secrets to her.<br /><br />-To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.<br /><br />-To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.<br /><br />-To every guy that believed in her dreams.<br /><br />-To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them<br /><br />-To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.<br /><br />-To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door<br /><br />-To every guy that gave his heart.<br /><br />-To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.<br /><br />Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...<br />And because of this, there are not many left out there...<br /><br />I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image<br /><br />If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last "<br /><br />If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way<br />repost this with: "To Every Guy"<br /><br />Hah...bet none of you read this far...Any ways did some more hard core work today...fuuun shit right there...I dunno wtf half the crap that ham and i picked up was...<a href="http://notimpressedplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/o/notimpressedplz.png" alt=":iconnotimpressedplz:" title="notimpressedplz"/></a> I'm sore...and extremely tired...Went chillen with some o mah friends last night and had a kick ass bonfire! but before that <a href="http://fire-wielder.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/i/fire-wielder.gif?1" alt=":iconfire-wielder:" title="fire-wielder"/></a> and i played "<i>scrabble</i>"...i have a picture of what the board looks like...ill get that up some time or another...<a href="http://impervyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/impervyplz.png" alt=":iconimpervyplz:" title="impervyplz"/></a> such a procrastinator...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>We are the space robots....</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:34:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We are here to protect you...<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />and also...this song rocks but the "lyrics" are funny as hell...the lyrics aren't the real ones...but <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> fun stuff <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /> ><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8gtrD4_C4">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />i made brownies today...<a href="http://studmuffinplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/t/studmuffinplz.png?1" alt=":iconstudmuffinplz:" title="studmuffinplz"/></a> <br /><br />tee-hee <a href="http://hurrplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/u/hurrplz.png?1" alt=":iconhurrplz:" title="hurrplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*Nightshades-water</author>
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                <title>SEXUAL INNUENDO!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:45:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ijH3cRJ1BY">[link]</a> <Ya...you know? The Dell commercial that sings that lolipop song? Yeah...just...watch closely right in the beginning...<br /><br />laughed my ass off i did <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MO-FO JOB</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:48:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kay...so I did an odd job for the lady I clean for...we picked up the back 40 of her house...lots o shit out there...aaaanyways...while cleaning up one area I disturbed a hornet/wasp/bee nest on accident and got stung...in that same spot I must've stepped on a nail, cause it went right through my shoe and stabbed my foot...it bled a little but...I dunno...<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shrug2.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> I guess I'll have to keep an eye on it so it doesn't get infected...good lord...I hope I don't need a Tetanus shot. <a href="http://butbutplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/u/butbutplz.png" alt=":iconbutbutplz:" title="butbutplz"/></a> I don't like shots...<a href="http://criesplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/r/criesplz.gif" alt=":iconcriesplz:" title="criesplz"/></a><br /><br />Now I'm off to start on another random comic...then read my super kick assery book...then....lay there until the sand man practically sucker punches me into unconsciousness....<a href="http://otlplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/t/otlplz.gif" alt=":iconotlplz:" title="otlplz"/></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://imtwitchingplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imtwitchingplz.gif?1" alt=":iconimtwitchingplz:" title="imtwitchingplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*Nightshades-water</author>
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                <title>HOOO-MAH-GOOOOSH! 8D</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:04:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A HUMONGOUS THANK YOU TO <a href="http://peleliu.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/e/peleliu.gif?10" alt=":iconpeleliu:" title="peleliu"/></a> for creating my new icon! 8D<br />Please do me a solid and drop by her page. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />you have no idea how amazing it is!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/worships.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":worship:" title="Worship" /><br /><br />I love seeing G1 Ironhide sucker kicking G1 Soundwave...it makes the me happy when the sky is sad. <a href="http://hurrplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/u/hurrplz.png?1" alt=":iconhurrplz:" title="hurrplz"/></a><br /><br /><br />*for future usage*<br /><br /><a href="http://studmuffinplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/t/studmuffinplz.png?1" alt=":iconstudmuffinplz:" title="studmuffinplz"/></a><a href="http://cannotunseeplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/a/cannotunseeplz.png?1" alt=":iconcannotunseeplz:" title="cannotunseeplz"/></a><a href="http://sawthatplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/sawthatplz.png?1" alt=":iconsawthatplz:" title="sawthatplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://oohooplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/o/oohooplz.png?1" alt=":iconoohooplz:" title="oohooplz"/></a><a href="http://waitwhutplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/a/waitwhutplz.png?1" alt=":iconwaitwhutplz:" title="waitwhutplz"/></a><a href="http://ilavplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/l/ilavplz.png?1" alt=":iconilavplz:" title="ilavplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*Nightshades-water</author>
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                <title>-*-_-*-_-*-</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:45:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Crawling in my skin,<br />These wounds they will not heal,<br />Fear is how I fall,<br />Confusing what is real.<br /><br />There's something inside me,<br />That pulls beneath the surface,<br />Consuming, confusing,<br />This lack of self control I fear,<br />Is never ending, controlling.<br /><br />I can't seem to find myself again,<br />My walls are closing in,<br />(Without a sense of confidence),<br />(I'm convinced that there's),<br />(Just too much pressure to take),<br />I've felt this way before so insecure.<br /><br />Crawling in my skin,<br />These wounds they will not heal,<br />Fear is how I fall,<br />Confusing what is real.<br /><br />Discomfort, endlessly has pulled,<br />Itself upon me distracting, reacting,<br />Against my will I stand beside my own reflection,<br />It's haunting how I can't seem.<br /><br />To find myself again,<br />My walls are closing in,<br />(Without a sense of confidence),<br />(I'm convinced that there's),<br />(Just too much pressure to take),<br />I've felt this way before so insecure.<br /><br />Crawling in my skin,<br />These wounds they will not heal,<br />Fear is how I fall,<br />Confusing what is real.<br /><br />Crawling in my skin,<br />These wounds they will not heal,<br />Fear is how I fall,<br />Confusing, confusing what is real.<br /><br />There's something inside me,<br />That pulls beneath the surface,<br />Consuming,<br />(Confusing what is real),<br />This lack of self control I fear,<br />Is never ending, controlling,<br />(Confusing what is real).</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bored..so I did this...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:10:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (Put your mp3 player of shuffle and put "in my pants" after the song name.)<br /><br />1. The Used-Pretty Handsome Awkward...in my pants<br />(haha lol is it really that awkward?)<br /><br />2. Armor For Sleep-End of the World...in my pants<br />(0_o)<br /><br />3. Styles of Beyond ft. Mike Shinoda-Second To None...in my pants<br />(dear jesus...0-0)<br /><br />4. Goldfish-Fort Knox...in my pants<br />(<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" />)<br /><br />5. Linkin Park-Bleed it Out...in my pants<br />(<b>ROFL</b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" />)<br /><br />6. Fatboy Slim-Weapon of Choice...in my pants<br />(<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" />)<br /><br />7. Taking Back Sunday-What's It Feel Like to Be A Ghost...in my pants<br />(WHAT THE HELL?! seriously...xP)<br /><br />8. Disturbed-This Moment...in my pants<br />(oh come on!) <br /><br />9. Linkin Park-What I've Done...in my pants<br />(<b> THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!! C'MON! THIS SO IS NOT FAIR!</b> DX <i>God damn shuffle...I think its out to get me...)<br /><br /></i> ]]></description>
                <author>*Nightshades-water</author>
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                <title>Back</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:52:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Back from Isle Royale. It was awesome from the time I got on the boat until I got off the boat 5 days later. <br /><br />Gonna miss that place...<br /><br />I still feel like I'm on the boat...yay for hitting 12foot waves and being drugged up! 8D<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ow</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:45:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BB guns hurt like a son of a biscuit. <a href="http://sadnod.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/sadnod.gif" alt=":iconsadnod:" title="sadnod"/></a> Shot twice by one, not to mention all in one week...I'm beginning to think I'm nothing more but a walking target...*sigh*<br /><br />Uh...Off to Isle Royale next Tuesday! So happy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Yup...lame updates are my specialty. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*Nightshades-water</author>
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                <title>Wasting Time</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:58:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [] I think I'm really attractive.<br />[] I prefer winter over summer.<br />[x] I am a geek.<br />[] I am a shopaholic.<br />[x] I am reasonably intelligent.<br />[x] I like British accents.<br />[] I smoke regularly.<br />[] I smoke socially.<br />[] I drink socially.<br />[] I drink regularly.<br />[] I get drunk easily.<br />[] I do "drug(s)".<br />[] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.<br />[] I am religious.<br />[x] I am not(very)religious but have morals.<br />[] I lie frequently.<br />[x] I am impulsive.<br />[x] I am hardworking.<br />[] I loved Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind<br />[] She's All That is one of my favourite movies.<br />[x] I am good at History.(well sorta)<br />[] I speak more than two languages.<br />[x] I enjoy taking pictures.<br />[x] I like spending money on myself.<br />[x] I like spending money on others.<br />[] I have a regular income.<br />[x] earn money on a job-by-job basis.(sorta)<br />[x] I rely on my parents for money.(sometimes)<br />[x] I can cook.<br />[x] I enjoy cleaning.<br />[] Tidiness is a must in my life.<br />[x] I like clutter.<br />[] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.<br />[] I am fashion-conscious.<br />[x] I have good taste.(too me it is ^^)<br />[] People tell me I have good taste.<br />[] I am told I have yet to fulfill my potential.<br />[] I am good at sports.<br />[] I am good at certain sports.<br />[x] I couldn't do sports to save my life.<br />[x] I am creative.<br />[x] I am extremely artistically inclined.<br />[] I want to be an artist when I grow up.<br />[] I want to be an engineer when I grow up.<br />[x] I eat when I'm upset.<br />[] I cannot adapt to change.<br />[] I am interested in politics.<br />[] I have shoplifted.<br />[x] I download MP3s.(after i buy them o'course)<br />[] I have done underage drinking.<br />[] I have gone underage clubbing.<br />[] I can dance reasonably well.<br />[] I can dance extremely well.<br />[x] I dance like a cardboard gorilla.<br />[] I can sing.<br />[x] I sing like someone stepped on my foot.<br />[x] I can swim.<br />[x] I enjoy surveys.<br />[x] I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.<br />[] I keep a journal.<br />[] My teachers don't like me.<br />[x] I enjoy controversy.<br />[x] I can be a bitch/bastard.<br />[x] I have a thing for bad boys/girls.<br />[] I have tattoos.<br />[] I've been in a nudist colony. (ROFL WHAT THE??)<br />[x] I'm not sure if I want to have children.<br />[x] I'm not sure if I'll get married.<br />[] I know who I will marry.<br />[] Someone has a crush on me.<br />[x] I am interesting.(i dunno am i?)<br />[x] I am a good liar.<br />[x] People enjoy talking to me.<br />[x] I annoy people from time to time.<br />[] I am a born leader.<br />[] I am a born leader but shouldn't lead.<br />[] I've snuck out of the house.<br />[] I enjoy felching<br />[] I have a foot fetish.<br />[] I have a shoe fetish<br />[] I watch Sex And The City.<br />[] I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is<br />pretty.<br />[] I want to be J Lo.<br />[] I cut myself.<br />[] I have cut myself.<br />[x] I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.<br />[] I hate popular people.<br />[fuck no] I think cheerleading is a sport.<br />[] I am photogenic.<br />[] I live in Chucks.<br />[x] I think graffiti is art. (sometimes)<br />[] I have dated a criminal.<br />[] I have been cheated on.<br />[] I have cheated on someone.<br />[x] I have a temper.<br />[x] I like playgrounds.<br />[x] I dance in the rain.<br />[] I am obsessed with Shakespeare.<br />[farmers tan V.V] I have tanlines.<br />[] My favourite color is pink.<br />[x] My favourite color is black.(on of them)<br />[] I would classify myself as emo.<br />[] I am musically inclined.<br />[x] I like listening to music.<br />[x] I like music-blasting cars.(depends)<br />[WTF?! butt floss is comfortable?!] Thongs are comfortable<br />[] I like flip-flops.<br />[x] I know what monogamy is<br />[x] ... and I believe in it.<br />[] I want to be a social worker when I grow up.<br />[x] I have sibling[s].<br />[x] My siblings annoy me<br />[] I think South Park is funny.<br />[x] I prefer Google<br />[x] I can sit Indian Style<br />[x] I own a cat<br />[x] I plan on owning more.(mahahaha 27 cats! xD)<br />[x] I read a lot.<br />[x] I've cheated on a test.<br />[x] I've let someone cheat off of me on a test<br /><br />Have you ever...<br />[] been drunk.<br />[] smoked pot.<br />[] rode in a taxi.<br />[] been dumped.<br />[] shoplifted.<br />[] been fired.<br />[] been in a fist fight.<br />[] broken a bone<br />[] got hit by a car.<br />[] been arrested.<br />[] gone in a mosh pit<br />[x] stolen something from your school.(shhhh)<br />[] celebrated new years in times square.<br />[] went on a blind date.<br />[x...lol i just made up a retarded story and they believed me 0.0] lied to a friend.<br />[] had a crush on a teacher.<br />[] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.<br />[] been to europe.<br />[] skipped school.<br />[] thrown up from... ]]></description>
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                <title>What a wonderful wooorld...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:28:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Last night was so much fun! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /> Hung out with some friends at a beach...had a fire...roasted hot dogs and made smores...went swimming...and got some killer pictures. <a href="http://grin--plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/r/grin--plz.png" alt=":icongrin--plz:" title="grin--plz"/></a><br /><br />I'll get them up sometime or another. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> Don't worry.<br /><br />Right now I'm like super amped up! 8D Going to Isle Royale a week from tomorrow (Tuesday July 21th) Leaving on the 28th and getting back August 1st. Woo! I'm so excited. Love it there...one with nature and a good place to dream. (that doesn't sound cheesy at all....>.> )<br /><br />Take it easy you guys! <a href="http://blush--plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/blush--plz.png?2" alt=":iconblush--plz:" title="blush--plz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Urban Look Up</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:49:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.<br /><br />1) Your name?<br />Faye--(seriously this was the first definition...)Pretty gal<br /><br />2) Your age?<br />17--The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park<br />Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."<br />Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"<br />Chef: "Nope, just 17."<br />Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"<br />Chef: "17, you're ready." <br />(oh dear xD)<br /><br />3) One of your friends:<br />Olivia--A beautiful wonderful hearted girl.<br />Wonderful to talk to . Always there for someone, great person. Absolutely FUN.<br />That girl Olivia is awesome. <br /><br />4) What should you be doing?<br />nothing--Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.<br />Hey, whatcha doin'?<br /><br />(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing. <br /><br />5) Favorite Color:<br />Blue--The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.<br />The sky is blue. <br /><br />6) Hometown (You can do your state...hometown gives out to much info):<br />Michigan--1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.<br /><br />2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.<br />Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!! <br /><br />7) Month of Your Birthday:<br />March--Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.<br />She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool. (<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> this definition!)<br /><br />8) Last Person You Texted:<br />(i don't have a cell phone but the last person i texted with a friends phone was...)McCall--The most beautiful thing you shall ever lay eyes upon, has a great body is athletic, nice and almost always happy. The kind of person that can always cheer you up and is a great friend.<br />Dang! Mccall is hot! <br /><br />9) Favorite Sport:<br />Swimming--a sport that gets you in shape but is in some cases extremely boring. many people prefer waterpolo. many dont see the point of swimming as hard as you can to one end of the pool, only to turn around and do it again. how ever many times you signed up to do it. swimmers always say they hate it. yet, when their friends ask why they still do it, they say they don't know.<br />'i HATE swimming. going to swim practice is like the LAST thing i want to do right now.'<br />'then don't go.'<br />'i have to.'<br />'why?'<br />'i dont know....' <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> yeah love that site <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Literally Ignore This Journal</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:44:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://creepyonionplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/r/creepyonionplz.gif?1" alt=":iconcreepyonionplz:" title="creepyonionplz"/></a><a href="http://thnxsverymuch.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/h/thnxsverymuch.gif?1" alt=":iconthnxsverymuch:" title="thnxsverymuch"/></a><a href="http://onionbunnyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/n/onionbunnyplz.gif?1" alt=":icononionbunnyplz:" title="onionbunnyplz"/></a><a href="http://threewishesplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/h/threewishesplz.gif?1" alt=":iconthreewishesplz:" title="threewishesplz"/></a><a href="http://onionaccidentplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/n/onionaccidentplz.gif?1" alt=":icononionaccidentplz:" title="onionaccidentplz"/></a><a 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href="http://vomitplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/v/o/vomitplz.gif" alt=":iconvomitplz:" title="vomitplz"/></a><a href="http://sweatdropplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/w/sweatdropplz.gif?1" alt=":iconsweatdropplz:" title="sweatdropplz"/></a><a href="http://studytimeplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/t/studytimeplz.gif?1" alt=":iconstudytimeplz:" title="studytimeplz"/></a><a href="http://stressplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/t/stressplz.gif" alt=":iconstressplz:" title="stressplz"/></a><a href="http://smokeplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/m/smokeplz.gif" alt=":iconsmokeplz:" title="smokeplz"/></a><a href="http://smartyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/m/smartyplz.gif?1" alt=":iconsmartyplz:" 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                <title>peeeeeeeeew KABOOOM!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:46:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I gots some firework pictures. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/o/onfire.gif" width="46" height="34" alt=":onfire:" title="I'm on fire!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*Nightshades-water</author>
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                <title>*hyperventilates*</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:33:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Family is up...I already feel trapped and awkward...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*pelvic thrust*</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:51:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Now that I have your attention *koff koff* <br /><br />HOLY FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!! Transformers 2 was FUCKING GREAT!!! 8D (I didn't see the first one <a href="http://durrrplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/u/durrrplz.png" alt=":icondurrrplz:" title="durrrplz"/></a> but I plan too ^^)<br /><br />The special effects...oh how superb! *snortgiggle* The innuendos were quite entertaining as well. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /><br /><br />HOLYLOLZERMUFFINCAKES the Transformers were so cool...oh dear god! I want to go see it again...this time though I would like to sit next to my friends instead of next to some bitch that wouldn't shut the hell up....*stabs with rusty screwdriver*<br /><br /><a href="http://blush--plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/blush--plz.png?2" alt=":iconblush--plz:" title="blush--plz"/></a><br /><br />For the first time we're going to be having guests stay with us for almost a week...it will be odd...we haven't seen then in a long time and I can't even remember the kids names or how old they are...tough shit on their part <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" />Big Happenings<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /><br />(green bullet maybe, blue most definitely)<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Fourth of July at my Grannies<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Family Reunion...*gagmewithaspoon*<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Go and see a Charlie Chaplin movie with my cousin<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> A WEEK AT ISLE ROYALE! *is totally pumped beyond max*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>More Useless Crap*update*</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:12:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> here's the answers now...blue bullets are given answers yellow one is the one i forgot...i fail hard...<br />Stolen from <a href="http://bluesweettea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/bluesweettea.jpg?4" alt=":iconbluesweettea:" title="bluesweettea"/></a> who stole it from someone else <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" /><br /><br />Eh...answers will be given sometime or another...that is you people don't cheat...<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /><br /><br />Put your iPod on shuffle:<br /><br />Step 1: Write down the first line of the first 25 songs that play on the iPod, no matter how embarrassing it is.<br /><br />Step 2: When someone guesses the song title and artist correctly, strike through/delete that first line and tell who guessed it (I'll leave it there and will but a red bullet next to it to let you know it's already been guessed correctly <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" />). DO NOT USE SEARCH ENGINES!!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />1. Traveling in a fried-out combie...<a href="http://wombat-pentagram.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/o/wombat-pentagram.jpg?9" alt=":iconwombat-pentagram:" title="wombat-pentagram"/></a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />2. Yo listen up here's a story...<a href="http://jpkalauer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/p/jpkalauer.jpg" alt=":iconjpkalauer:" title="jpkalauer"/></a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />3. I did my best to notice...<a href="http://bluesweettea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/bluesweettea.jpg?4" alt=":iconbluesweettea:" title="bluesweettea"/></a>  <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />4. Don't change your name, keep it the same...Am 180 by Grandaddy <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />5. This one goes out to you and yours worldwide...Say Hey I love you by Michael Franti<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />6. We are holding off the year, and now our season is here...Season Song by Blue States<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />7. It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the whole world a toke...Walking on the Sun by Smashmouth<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />8. Well we're comin to your city...Come'n To Your City by Big and Rich<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />9. Must it take a life for hateful eyes, to glisten once again...Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />10. Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating, but there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about...<a href="http://wombat-pentagram.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/o/wombat-pentagram.jpg?9" alt=":iconwombat-pentagram:" title="wombat-pentagram"/></a> close enough it's The Bad Touch<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />11. I'm an animal trainer, a circus entertainer...Animal Trainer by Charlie Chaplin<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />12. Her breath began to speak, as she stood right in front of me...Devil's Dance Floor by Flogging Molly<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />13. While I sit in here, a sentimental footsteps, then a voice say "hi, so ?...Ulysses by Franz Ferdinand<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bullet... ]]></description>
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                <title>Useless Crap</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:23:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stolen from <a href="http://bluesweettea.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/bluesweettea.jpg?4" alt=":iconbluesweettea:" title="bluesweettea"/></a> who stole it from someone else<br /><br />1. Your birthday and month are?<br />march 3rd<br /><br />2. How can we wake your lazy butt up on a Sunday morning?<br />either touch my feet...or blaring noise....or...*shudder* come in singing cat opera<br /><br />3. The best way to make you cry?<br />i don't know...whatever i say may just piss me off...i bottle some of my emotions...<br /><br />4. How can we make you laugh?<br />Hell...almost anything makes me laugh...i am simple minded 8D<br /><br />5. Any pets you love?<br />Rocky and Ozzy <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br />6. What do your parents say about you?<br />I don't know and I don't care<br /><br />7. Hot Seat Questions! Have you ever hooked up with people you don't know?<br />No...i've never dated before...how sad...<br /><br />8. What's the best way to get you on your knees?<br />BAHAHA trip me duh...ooooh...you dirty bastards....<br /><br />9. Are you straight, homosexual, bisexual..?<br />Straight...mmm...smexy men ^3^<br /><br />10. Do you know with how many people have you been going out?<br />noooone...<br /><br />11. How often do you get love confessions/<br />never...i think i'm invisible to men 0.0<br /><br />12. Accepted any love confessions?<br />wtf is up with this love stuff?<br /><br />13. Pass Hot Seat, let's talk a little more privately. Have you ever been busted doing something embarrassing?<br />*scratches head* i've done a lot of stupid things...and gotten caught...i do things unconsciously so pffft yeah i have....<br /><br />14. What about something 'I swear to God I wasn't doing that'???<br />lol...i'll admit to it if it makes me laugh...like talking...actually more like screaming in my sleep...aaah good times good times<br /><br />15. Do you practice any sports, dance, training...?<br />uuuum...does a casual bike ride count?<br /><br />16. Do you a have terrible phobia too?<br />i don't know...a phobia of ticks...but that's kinda mellowing out...i really couldn't tell ya...*shudder* zombies...definitely zombies...'course it would be fun killing them 8D<br /><br />17. How can we get you 'Get Carried Away'?<br />bahahaha anything can make me go off 8p<br /><br />19. Sex?<br />I'm a female....ooooh...nasty tards...<br /><br />20. Which are your favorite kisses?<br />the ones with almonds in them...love me some hershey chocolate and almonds ^_^<br /><br />21. You rather ask out or being asked out?<br />be asked out...i am quite traditional in my ways =0<br /><br />Co-workers/Classmates think you're hot/cute/sexy?<br />nope <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" /> everyone thinks i have a few...a lot of screws loose up top <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br />23. Any funny bets you remember?<br />eh not really...i usually do weird things without having to bet<br /><br />24. Do you drool?<br />tee-hee...i've caught myself drooling before <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />25. Are you a gamer?<br />eh so-so<br /><br />26. Like anime?<br />eh...not really<br /><br />27. You roleplay?<br />does doing it by yourself count?<br /><br />28. Do you... like yaoi? *stare*<br />absolutely not...nasty<br /><br />29. Online friends are...<br />okay...need to be careful but it is okay<br /><br />30. Any... cracked couple you like?<br />....duuuh....i don't get it....<br /><br />31. What do you think your friends would say about you?<br />"Faye...you need to be put into a insane asylum." "Naah....already got kicked outta there."<br /><br />32. What'd you say about 'em?<br />They are always busy...or i catch them at the wrong time...and i cant plan anything worth shit...always turns out crap...dammit<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stereotypical Bastards</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:29:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.<br />I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.<br />I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.<br />I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.<br />I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.<br />I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.<br />I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.<br />I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.<br />I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.<br />I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.<br /><b>I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.</b><br /><b>I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.</b><br />I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.<br />I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.<br />I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.<br />I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.<br />I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.<br /><b>I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.</b><br />I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.<br />I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.<br />I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.<br />I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.<br />I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.<br />I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.<br />I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.<br />I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. <br />I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.<br />I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.<br />I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.<br />I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.<br />I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.<br />I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.<br />I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.<br />I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.<br />I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.<baha my dad does this<br />I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".<br />I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.<br />I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.<br />I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.<br />I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.<br /><b>I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.</b><br />I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.<br />I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.<br />I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.<br />I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.<br />I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.<br />I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.<br />I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.<br />I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.<br />I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.<br />I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13<br />I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.<br />I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.<br />I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.<br />I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.<br />I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.<br />I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.<br />I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.<br />I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.<br />I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.<br />I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.<br />I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.<br />I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.<br />I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.<br />I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.<br />I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.<br />I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.<br /><b>I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.</b><br />I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.<br />I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.<br />I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.<br />I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naÃ¯ve.<br />I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.<br />I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.<br />I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.<br />I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.<br />I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.<br />I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.<br />I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.<br />I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.<br />I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.<br />I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.<br />I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.<br />I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.<br /><b>I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.</b><br /><b>I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.</b><br /><b>I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.... ]]></description>
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                <title>Update on Life *EDIT VERY IMPORTANT 2 HOME FRIENDS</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:07:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well....*sigh* Ended up cleaning my sister's mum in law's cottage last week instead of druggie house...i have no idea when i'm cleaning that now....apparently they were still living there...<br /><br />Ham and I weeded a bit today...in the cold rain...haaaaaaaaaa....mom broke fisrt...power to teh people <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br />watched 2 movies today...such fun....watched Hellboy 2 and Guantanmo Bay....G-bay was rucking fetarded....but i still laughed...Hellboy 2 was good but...not as good as the first one.<br /><br />UUUUUUMMMM....yeah....not much has happened...oh right...i went to a friends house and watched a few movies with her last friday...He's Just Not That Into You...it was an okay movie...but made me feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal lonely...don't judge me...it's just how i am...<br /><br />ER....that's all i can think of...it has been sort of blaah....<br /><br />...journal was kind of pointless<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /><b>EDIT OH LAWDY JEBUS AN EDIT!!!</b><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /><br />HOLY MUTHA HUCKING FELL!!!<br />HOME DAWG (our history teacher) IS ACTUALLY LEAVING OUR SCHOOL AND GOING TO WYOMING!!! <a href="http://legaspplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/e/legaspplz.gif" alt=":iconlegaspplz:" title="legaspplz"/></a> i thought it was a rumor...and it's true...it will be a weird senior year for me....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BWARGAL KETCHUP AND BOJANGLING BANANAS</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 07:22:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You listen now to this song...or elseness!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> Igor Cukrov feat. Andrea - Lijepa Tena (Croatia)<br />Type that sucker into Youtube and BAM amazingness! 8D<br /><br />I have become a bike riding whore 0_0<br /><br />also....i fricken hate mosquitoes! there are so friggen many!!!! >={<br />in the evening there is like a flippen cloud around the entire house....and that god damn keening!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!<br /><br />Anyways....huh huh huh still haven't cleaned that one druggie house...my parentals are feeling a bit uneasy with me doing it...what's the worst that could happen? i mean jeez im gonna be careful im not some dipstick *rolls eyes* whatever...oh yeah apparently the chicks are still living there....-__- good lord...could you imagine me and my sister cleaning there when they showed up? *shudder* scary thought!<br /><br />That's it....<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ohaha This song is amazen! *lawlz*</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 06:20:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sex Bomb by Tom Jones oh yeaaaah baby! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /> lol i dunno why i'm listening to this <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br />also been listening to some classical music. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" /> i like it so im gonna get me some! Bach is my favorite so far with the cello. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Officially a senior at high school...i dunno what to think <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=(" title="=( (Sad)" /><br /><br />Summer has started off a bit chilly but thas okay! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /> It'll warm up im sure.<br /><br />Huh...also been watching a ton of WLiiA! (Whose Line is it Anyways..duh) Hahaha i love the Scenes From A Hat and Props ^_^ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> they are amazun!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well well well weeeeeeeeeeell</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 12:58:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Huh...I'm not looking forward to cleaning this house. Apparently there are drug needles in the yard that I have to mow...need to be careful of that...also there's underwear in the tree...-_- and a shit ton of well...shit left in the house...*ugh*<br /><br />Last day of school is Tuesday! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /> I'm happy and sad at the same time.<br /><br />Also...I'm extremely bored.<br /><br />That's it for now. Hope y'all have'n a good one! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *head explodes from frustration*</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 18:14:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OH MY GOD! :angry:<br /><br />So I'm reading a book called the Last Apprentice by Joseph Delaney (book 4 in the series) and I'm all into it's super good and what not...i get to page 372 and then its skips to mother fricken page 405! <br /><br /><b>HOW THE HELL CAN THIS BOOK BE MISSING 33 PAGES!?!?!?!</b><br /><br />no i have to write a letter or call up Book World (the store i got it from) and complain about it! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/chainsaw.gif" width="49" height="20" alt=":chainsaw:" title="Chainsaw" /><br /><br />may as well start a new book....seeing as I CAN'T FINISH THIS ONE!!!<br /><br />GOD DAMMIT!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fail</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 12:16:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just realized something today...<br /><br />I don't succeed at anything...I just fail so hard that people are forced to their knees laughing their asses off...So it's a fail win...<br /><br />Ah well...<br />(The words above were spoken while walking down the hallway at school today...i think they're on to me!)<br /><br /><br />Who gots Seierra Mist? I do! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" /><br /><br />Almost almost almost done with school...can't mutha trucking wait!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>50 Things</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 06:34:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 50 things you have never been asked...<br /><br />1. What color is your toothbrush?<br />clear and purple<br /><br />2. Name one person who made you smile today:<br />uh...ham<br /><br />3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?<br />still sleeping<br /><br />4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?<br />watching spongebob<br /><br />5. What is your favorite candy bar?<br />snickers<br /><br />6. Have you ever been to a strip club?<br />nope<br /><br />7. What is the last thing you said aloud?<br />i laughed...hur hur<br /><br />8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?<br />mackinaw isle and fudge <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />9. What was the last thing you had to drink?<br />chocolate milk =3<br /><br />10. Do you like your wallet?<br />sure<br /><br />11. What was the last thing you ate?<br />bagel and a doughnut <br /><br />12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?<br />nope<br /><br />13. The last sporting event you watched?<br />does watching the x-men fight magneto count?<br /><br />14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?<br />sweet and salty<br /><br />5. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?<br />i don't text<br /><br />16. Ever go camping?<br />yes...but haven't in awhile...i really would like to go this summer!<br /><br />17. Do you take vitamins daily?<br />nooooooooooooooooooope they is evil<br /><br />18. Do you go to church every Sunday?<br />nope<br /><br />19. Do you have a tan?<br />"look at me i'm white and nerdy" <i'll just leave <a href="http://phoenixknight1221.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/phoenixknight1221.gif?1" alt=":iconphoenixknight1221:" title="phoenixknight1221"/></a> answer <br /><br />20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?<br />pizza with lots of mushrooms!!!<br /><br />21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?<br />usually drink straight from the can or bottle but will use a straw at restaurants <br /><br />22. What did your last text message say?<br />i DON'T text<br /><br />23. What are you doing tomorrow?<br />school unfortunately<br /><br />24. Whats one thing that would be on your bucket list?<br />Europe trip<br /><br />25. Look to your left, what do you see?<br />wall<br /><br />26. What color is your watch?<br />i have no watch...time is fictional<br /><br />27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?<br />KANGAROOS!!!<br /><br />28. Do you like your phone?<br />I HAVE NO PHONE!!!<br /><br />29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?<br />depends<br /><br />30. What is your favorite number?<br />3<br /><br />31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?<br />um...a girl from school<br /><br />32. Any plans today?<br />not that i can think of<br /><br />33. How many states have you lived in?<br />one<br /><br />34. Biggest annoyance right now?<br />school<br /><br />35. Last song listened to?<br />ulysses---franz ferdinand<br /><br />36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?<br />no<br /><br />37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?<br />no...because i AM the maid service<br /><br />38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?<br />if i could chose i wouldnt wear shoes<br /><br />39. Are you jealous of anyone?<br />no<br /><br />40. Is anyone jealous of you?<br />i dunno<br /><br />41. Whats one thing you want right now?<br />um...i dunno<br /><br />42. Do you plan on having children?<br />to early really to think about that...ask me when i'm done with school<br /><br />43. What do you usually do during the day?<br />wake up, wash hair, get dressed, eat, school....and it blanks out there<br /><br />44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?<br />i DISLIKE my history teacher<br /><br />45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?<br />i usually say hi or whats up...i only say hello if i need to be formal.<br /><br />46. What color is your car?<br />i don't have my own set of wheels<br /><br />47. Do you like cats?<br />yus<br /><br />48. Are you thinking about someone right now?<br />no...but i am now<br /><br />49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?<br />no<br /><br />50. How did you get your worst scar?<br />i don't remember 0_0<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Been</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 14:50:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been lazy...<a href="http://forgivemeplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/o/forgivemeplz.gif" alt=":iconforgivemeplz:" title="forgivemeplz"/></a><br /><br />i fail<br /><a href="http://otlplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/t/otlplz.gif" alt=":iconotlplz:" title="otlplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Her her</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 17:26:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ba da ding er ding er ding<br /><br />lol me and mah family...we are so hill-billy-ish <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br />i found this<br /><br /><a href="http://transparentplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/transparentplz.png" alt=":icontransparentplz:" title="transparentplz"/></a><a href="http://sayniceassplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sayniceassplz.png?1" alt=":iconsayniceassplz:" title="sayniceassplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://trippingballsplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/trippingballsplz.jpg" alt=":icontrippingballsplz:" title="trippingballsplz"/></a><a href="http://monsieur-ike.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/monsieur-ike.gif" alt=":iconmonsieur-ike:" title="monsieur-ike"/></a><br /><br />and made me laugh and feel disgusted at the same time <a href="http://imshockedplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imshockedplz.gif" alt=":iconimshockedplz:" title="imshockedplz"/></a><br /><br />and this is just a reminder to myself <a href="http://sayplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sayplz.gif?2" alt=":iconsayplz:" title="sayplz"/></a>....this plz account leads to a fabillion other plz accounts...im so happy <a href="http://icameplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/c/icameplz.gif?3" alt=":iconicameplz:" title="icameplz"/></a><br /><br />randomness of the ness ess<br />````````````````````````<br />Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.<br /><br />Kay here we go then!<br /><br />1. Richard Cole (Gate Keepers)<br />2. Murtagh (Eragon)<br />3. Leara Nightwater (OC)<br />4. Logan/Wolverine (X-Men)<br />5. Halt (Ranger's Apprentice)<br />6. Bruce Wayne (Batman)<br />7. Aragorn (LOTR)<br />8. Tony Stark (Iron Man)<br />9. Gilan (Ranger's Apprentice)<br />10. Bruce Banner/Hulk<br /><br />Yeah some of these are from books so...yeah<br /><br />1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?<br /><br />Logan: Hey bay-bee! *spanks Lee's butt*<br />Leara: Logan WTF?! *punches face*<br />Tony: HAHAHAHA<br />Leara: *glares at Tony and hits him too*<br /><br />2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.<br /><br />Gilan: Come on Halt it'll cheer you up!<br />Halt: No.<br />Gilan: Come-<br />Halt: NO.<br />Gilan: Gay...<br />Halt: *SMACK*<br /><br />3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?<br /><br />Richard: You can crash with me! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br />Bruce: No! You can crash with me!<br />Me: Um...*can't decide*<br />Bruce: Oh...I have to go help save the world...Never mind...*poofs away*<br />Richard: SCORE! <a href="http://ohjoyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/ohjoyplz.png" alt=":iconohjoyplz:" title="ohjoyplz"/></a><br /><br />4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?<br />(um...im going to switch that too 2 and 3 kay...mah men aren't gay)<br /><br />Banner: HOLY HELL!<br />Leara: Oh hey there...*nervous smile*<br />Murtagh: Dude! GTFO!!<br />Banner: *is confused and walks out*<br /><br />(leara's not a whore by the way...)<br /><br />5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (This will be epic!)<br /><br />Leara: Hey Bruce. <3<br />Wayne: Hey <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /> <3<br />Tony: Lee?! WTF! IT'S ON WAYNE! *armors up*<br />Wayne: BRING IT PANSY BOY! *puts on bat costume*<br />Leara: *CONFLICTING EMOTIONS!!!!*<br /><br />6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?<br />(Why would Logan jump me?)<br /><br />Wayne: No! *throws explosives and wisks me off feet*<br />Me: HOLY JEBUS! WTF IS GOING ON?!<br />Logan: God damn it!! *rans after us*<br /><br /><br />7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?<br /><br />Richard: And now you add the Phillapino Rum...<br />*studio burns to ground*<br /><br />8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?<br /><br />Gilan: <a href="http://ohnoesplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/ohnoesplz.gif" alt=":iconohnoesplz:" title="ohnoesplz"/></a><br />Halt: I want you to train Will...if I die...<br />Gilan: You won't die...You're freaking Halt!<br /><br />9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?<br /><br />Leara: *Conflicting emotions*<br /><br /><br />10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?<br /><br />Aragorn: Give me t... ]]></description>
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                <title>Lawdy Jebus</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 18:31:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yeah...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> deleted that last entry....<br /><br />well i got's stuff done so far...still have time tomorrow to work on some of it...of course i'm procrastinating a bit <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /> it just wouldnt be me ^_^<br /><br />any way i got my mum's mum's day present finished...just did it today <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> i kinda forgot but i fixed that<br /><br />i'll take a pic of it and put it up...but not now...i'm starting to feel naseuous<br /><br />so i dunno...maybe read or go to bed<br /><br />so cold here =/ <br /><br />the weather here...i swear...it's like...friggen weird....<br /><br />kay thats it<span class="footer-gap"><br /><br /></span> ]]></description>
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                <title>Feh</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 15:14:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm trying to find a funny animated icon or one related to my screen name...having troubles with that...any one got any ideas?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fun Name Meme Thing-a-ma-jig</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:29:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ NAME MEME<br /><br />1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)<br />Faye Allen <--IT DOESN'T WORK...that's where my name came from 8D<br /><br />2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)<br />David Raymond<br /><br />3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)<br />Domfa <-sounds like someone fell down 0_0<br /><br />4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)<br />Blue Cat.....Uh...0_o<br /><br />5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)<br />Elizabeth Hancock <-*snort* kay<br /><br />6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)<br />The Green Sobe<br /><br />7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)<br />Faer <-lol wut?<br /><br />8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)<br />Cookie Dough Monster <-monster cookies are nummy ^^<br /><br />9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)<br />Rocky Helberg <-<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> my road is a dirt road so...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br />10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)<br />Enchanted Orchid Snicker <-weird.....<br /><br />11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)<br />Rex Helberg <- 0_o uh....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>112% mentaly ill...YAY ME 8D</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:42:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mentally Ill Test:<br /><br />[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'<br />[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.<br />[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.<br />[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.<br />[X] You have run into a tree/bush.<br />[] You have been called a blonde.<br /><br />Total: 5<br /><br />[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.<br />[x]You just tried to lick your elbow.<br />[ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. <br />[ x] You just sang them to make sure.<br />[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.<br />[x] You have choked on your own spit.<br /><br />Total: 10<br /><br />[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.<br />[x] You type with three fingers or less.<br />[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.<br />[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.<br />[X] You have caught yourself drooling<br /><br />Total: 14<br /><br />[] You have fallen asleep in class.<br />[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.<br />[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.<br />[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you<br />[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice<br /><br />Total: 18<br /><br />[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.<br />[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.<br />[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.<br />[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.<br />[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.<br /><br />Total: 23<br /><br />[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.<br />[] You break a lot of things.<br />[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.<br />[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.<br />[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.<br />[x] The word "um" is used frequently.<br />[ ] You don't know what "um" means.<br />[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.<br />[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.<br /><br />Total: 28<br /><br />NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.<br />and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.<br />Then tag 10 people to take this quiz after you<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Starting something fun...you in?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:00:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hey everybody! I want to start a poem chain! ^_^ i got the idea at a poetry reading.<br />what we need to decide is the topic on which to start this chain.<br /><br />what it basically is...is i'll write the first line and then you just comment on the journal ill then add it into the journal with your name...that is if we can decide on a  topic. <br /><br />i woiuld really appreciate it if you tell any of your friends that might be interested...i want to see how well this works out ^_^<br /><br />so what do you think guys?<br /><br />here's some topics we could do...<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />Humor<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />Nature<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />Life<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />Emotional<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />Animal<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />Random<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />Other...any ideas you might have<br /><br />once we get an idea of what we want to do i'll then post another journal with a poll on some suggested topics. (poll will be open only for a period of time i have yet to decide...)<br /><br />after the polls close, i will then post another journal saying what the topic is and the beginning line of the poem chain.<br /><br />it doesn't matter if you think you suck at poetry....all im asking is a line from you that goes along to the topic.<br /><br /><b> PLEASE!!!! I'M BEGGING ALL OF YOU TO TELL ANY BODY YOU THINK WOULD BE INTERESTED!</b><br /><br />just link them to this journal or tell them to pop by if they have some time. I really want to see how many people we can get to do this....i'm not exactly sure how long ill let this go on for but who cares! it just gives us a bunch of time to get a nice long ass poem of combined artists!!<br /><br />so...what do you think? are you in?<br /><br />thanks for your time <a href="http://ohjoyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/ohjoyplz.png" alt=":iconohjoyplz:" title="ohjoyplz"/></a><br /><br />Faye D.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Huhahahoooooooow</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 12:54:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Does anybody feel like listening to me whine about something?<br />.....<br />Well I'll give you a brief whine kay?<br /><br />My back hurts really effen bad.<br /><br />kay there<br /><br /><br />anyway....<br /><br />Easter went well...I hope all of you who celebrates it had fun...course I really do not see how a bunny (does it lay eggs or something?) and eggs have anything to do with zombie jesus (oh dear...I will be beaten for that comment I suppose...)<br /><br />No offense to anyone...I just find religion kind of funny. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blahblah.gif" width="37" height="15" alt=":blahblah:" title="You talk too much!" /><br />that's all i have to say about that...you can think about my parting words and tell me what you think as soon as you <i>think</i> you have the answer...<br /><br />Kay have fun now and...<br /><b>DON'T FORGET TO FLUSH!!!</b><br /><br />(trust me...it means more than a toilet)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dear...haha funny thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:13:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ To Whom It May Concern,<br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I will haunt you when IÂm reincarnated as an Eskimo.<br />Go drown yourself,<br />~Faye<br /><br />Here's how you do it:<br />Dear (someone you recently talked to),<br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).<br />(12),<br />(Your name)<br /><br /><br />1) What's the color of your shirt?<br />Blue - I'm in love with your cat<br />Red - Our affair is over<br />White - IÂm joining the Convent<br />Black -Our romance is over<br />Green- Our socks don't match<br />Grey - You're a leprechaun<br />Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy<br />Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />Brown - The mafia wants you<br />No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you<br />Other -I dislike your eyelashes<br /><br />2) Which is your birth month?<br />January - That night you picked your nose<br />February -When I quoted Forest Gump<br />March - When your dwarf bit me<br />April - When I tripped on peanut butter<br />May - When I finally changed my underwear<br />June - When you put cuffs on me<br />July Â When I saw the purple monkey<br />August - When you smacked my ass<br />September - Last year when you peed your pants<br />October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub<br />November - When your dog humped my leg<br />December - When I threw up in your sock drawer<br /><br />3) Which food do you prefer?<br />Tacos - In your apartment<br />Chicken- In your car<br />Pasta - Outside of your office<br />Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />Salad Â As you were eating Kraft Dinner<br />Lasagna - In your closet<br />Kebab - With Jean ChrÃ©tien<br />Seafood - In a clown suit<br />Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert<br />Pizza - At the mental hospital<br />Hot dog - Under a street light<br />Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper<br /><br />4) What's the color of your socks?<br />Yellow - Ignore<br />Red - Put whipped cream on<br />Black - Hit on<br />Blue - Knock out<br />Purple - Pour syrup on<br />White - Carve your initials into<br />Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />Brown - bite off<br />Orange - Castrate<br />Pink - Pull the pants off of<br />Barefoot - Sit on<br />Other - Drive over<br /><br />5) What's the color of your underwear?<br />Black - My boyfriend<br />White - My father<br />Grey Â The Catholic Priest<br />Brown Â The Montreal CanadianÂs goalie<br />Purple - My corned beef hash<br />Red Â My knee caps<br />Blue - My salt-beef bucket<br />Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana<br />Orange - My Blink 182 cd<br />Pink Â Your ÂMy Little PonyÂ collection<br />Other --The elephant in the corner<br /><br />6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?<br />One Tree Hill - Senile<br />Heroes- Frostbitten<br />Lost - High<br />Simpsons- Cowardly<br />The news - Scarred<br />American Idol - Masochistic<br />Family Guy - Open<br />Top Model - Middle-class<br />Other -shamed<br /><br />7) Your mood right now?<br />Happy - How awful you are<br />Sad - How boring you are<br />Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men<br />Angry - That your smell makes me vomit<br />Depressed Â That weÂre related<br />Excited - That I may pee my pants<br />Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you<br />Worried - That your Ford sucks<br />Apathetic - That you need a sex-change<br />Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes<br />Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist<br />Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid<br />Other - That your driving sucks<br /><br />8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?<br />White - Your toe ring<br />Yellow - Your love letters to me<br />Red - The pictures from Vegas<br />Black - Your pet rock<br />Blue - The couch cushions<br />Green - Your car<br />Orange - Your false teeth<br />Brown - Your nose hair clippers<br />Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear<br />Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket<br />Pink - The cut toenails<br />Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear<br /><br />9) The first letter of your first name?<br />A/B - My virginity<br />C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it<br />E/F - Your neighbors dog<br />G/H - The oil tank from your car<br />I/J - Your left ear<br />K/L - The results of that blood-sample<br />M/N - Your glass eye<br />O/P - My common sense<br />Q/R - Your mom<br />S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />U/V - Your criminal record<br />W/X Â Your sucide no... ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm Back Foo's!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:15:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOOO-WEEEE! Finally got home from Cheese Land (Wisconsin). My feet are killing me from the mondo shoppingness that I was forced to part take in. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br /><br />But it was soooo much fun! <a href="http://hurrplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/u/hurrplz.png?1" alt=":iconhurrplz:" title="hurrplz"/></a><br /><br />Ham and I messed around on some escalators, I found a super cool Chaplin book, and I also got some new clothes (much to my surprise!).<br /><br />On the way home we were all jamming out to Ballroom Blitz and other various songs...that was so entertaining. <br /><br />*snicker* Ham had to pee so bad...we were having fun with that to...Hitting bumps and swerving all over our dirt road. <a href="http://ohjoyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/ohjoyplz.png" alt=":iconohjoyplz:" title="ohjoyplz"/></a><br /><br />Hope to do other things like read and unpack and whatever else ^^<br /><br />cya all around! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>wisconsin</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:53:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ sitting here in the hotel room doing nothing...huh...i think i just might go swimming! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wow...great spring break so far -_-</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:00:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ started spring break off with cleaning...that's not so bad...we do it every year...the super crap part is that my great aunt died. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=(" title="=( (Sad)" /><br /><br />i'm happy she's finally gone on...she's been suffering so much and i know she really missed her husband...at least they are together again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Where?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:06:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Where would you go if everywhere was nowhere and nowhere was everywhere?"~FED i just made this up on the spot...<br /><br />feeling strung out...just about ready to give up...good thing tomorrow is last day of school for a week...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YAY FOR BRAIN MALFUNCTIONS</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:30:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJk4ozazAQo&feature=channel">[link]</a> <<a href="http://hurrplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/u/hurrplz.png?1" alt=":iconhurrplz:" title="hurrplz"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&feature=channel">[link]</a> <<a href="http://ohjoyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/ohjoyplz.png" alt=":iconohjoyplz:" title="ohjoyplz"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SXj_Ecc3y8&feature=channel">[link]</a> <<a href="http://larryseeswhatyoudid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/larryseeswhatyoudid.png" alt=":iconlarryseeswhatyoudid:" title="larryseeswhatyoudid"/></a><br /><br />k...im done now...<br /><br />I'M OFF TO DO SOME HOMEWORK!!!! *woosh*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*Nightshades-water</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:52:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Dudes!:<br /><br />[ ] You woke up with a boner. <br />[ ] Your taller than 5'5".<br />[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.<br />[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.<br />[ ] You drink beer.<br />[X] MEAT! *om nom nom*<br />[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.<br />[X] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.<br />[ ] You like dinosaurs.<br />[ ] You love sports. Always. <br />[X] Video games are better than the mall.<br />[X] Your curse like a sailor.<br />[ ] You scratch your crotch in public.<br />[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.<br />[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.<br />[ ] You can grow facial hair.<br />[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.<br />[X] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (CHILDISH VIOLENCE)<br />[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. <br />[X] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. <br />[ ] You attended prom to get laid. <br />[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.<br />[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris<br /><br />Boy Score - 8/24 <br /><br />Babes!:<br /><br />[X] You get a period. (uh...kay)<br />[X] People say your short. (i tell people i'm not short...i'm funsize)<br />[X] You call attractive females "sluts". (most of them are sluts)<br />[ ] You take an hour to get ready for the day. (pfft naw...like 10min tops)<br />[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.<br />[X] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.<br />[ ] You wear make-up daily.<br />[ ] You care about what you look like.<br />[X] You can cook and clean.<br />[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.<br />[X] You like to spend money with your friends.<br />[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume.<br />[ ] Your skin is soft.<br />[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.<br />[ ] Your mom told you about sex.<br />[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.<br />[ ] You use tits to your advantage.<br />[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.<br />[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.<br />[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.<br />[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.<br />[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.<br />[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (does it count if they were power ranger action figures?)<br />[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. <br /><br />Girl Score - 7/24"<br /><br />dude...kay....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>0_0</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:26:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So...I basically am freaking out...important tests tend to do that to me...<br />This Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday I have to take the ACT, and some other tests my state says that we have to take. <br />I am the crappiest test taker EVER! I have horrible confidence issues so I'm basically freaking out that I won't pass. <br /><br />*is flipping out*<br /><br />Agh...I am so ready for spring break....This time period in between christmas break and spring break is a killer! (It's not like my family goes anywhere (we wash walls during spring break...doesn't that sound fun?))<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Super sweet poem</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:32:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Dammit I'm Mad"<br /><br />Dammit I'm mad.<br />Evil is a deed as I live.<br />God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.<br />To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.<br />Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?<br />Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.<br />I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".<br />Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,<br />In my halo of a mired rum tin.<br />I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.<br />Is evil in a clam? In a trap?<br />No. It is open. On it I was stuck.<br />Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.<br />Be still if I fill its ebb.<br />Ew, a spider...eh?<br />We sleep. Oh no!<br />Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.<br />Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.<br />Both, one...my names are in it.<br />Murder? I'm a fool.<br />A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,<br />A Goddam level I lived at.<br />On mail let it in. I'm it.<br />Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!<br />A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.<br />Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:<br />"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"<br />Evil is a deed as I live.<br />Dammit I'm mad.<br /><br />That poem is the 224-palindrome by Demetri Martin. We started talking about it today in English. Just read it if you just skipped over it...bunch of lazy tards...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" /><br /><br />It's so <b>COOL</b>!!! <a href="http://spazplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spazplz.gif" alt=":iconspazplz:" title="spazplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Today is Today and nothing more</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:09:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright...now I will tell you what today is to me...<br /><br />Today to me is nothing but another day. It's nothing from the usual grind of school and home and other miscellaneous things. I hate it when people make such a big deal of it.<br /><br />*face meets desk* Today is unfortunately my <i>birthday</i>....<br /><br />*cringes* I'm sorry...but I really hate unneeded attention...so I gained another year under my belt...and it's not that important.<br /><br />Some people at school made a fuss about it...why...I couldn't tell you...I really do hate that happy birthday song.<br /><br /><br />So cheers, hope you all have a normal Tuesday.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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